The Bobby Bones Show - Is Carrie Underwood Trolling Bobby Online? + Walker Hayes Brings In The Man Who Inspired His New Song

Episode Date: March 20, 2018

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Mourney You know. Mr. Bobby Bones Let's go. Translidate. This is the Bobby Bones. Yeah, that's me, baby. And that's you, baby.

Amy, morning. Good morning. Morning to you. Morning. You know, I eat food over my computer all the time. I'm on my computer all the time. And I always know the food's in there.

Yeah, for sure. Apple is releasing a crumb-resistant keyboard. Like, they feel the pain. They have filed a patent for a crumb-resistant keyboard for your laptop. Because when I type, I'm surprised I don't have one of these blood clots in my brain from much that I look at my screens. I mean, I'm on a screen all the time.

Unless I'm boxing, I'm on a screen. Phone, computer, all the time. The new idea is to release air with each keystrokes. So when you push a button or, you know, a key, air comes up. It blows the crumb out. Oh, that's smart. Should be out a little over a year. My computer's been freezing up for some reason.

And then you have to hold down the power button for eight seconds and hope that it comes back to life with all this stuff. Oh, stressful. Do you guys ever do that? Sometimes. Do you ever do that thing where you just throw it down the stairs? That I don't do it. Oh, no.

You don't get frustrated with it and just chunk it? No. I just accidentally drop it sometimes. Oh, yours are accidental. Yeah. I've been watching The American still. I'm on season five. Because I think season six just started the last season.

So, go. Just to confirm, it's not on Netflix. It's not. That's why I told my computer how to download it. Yes, I know. I wanted to start it, and I went to Netflix and kept thinking, am I spelling it wrong? Because I just want everything to be easily, readily available on Netflix for me, because I want to binge it. So I guess I'm going to have to get it on iTunes.

You have to pay for it. It's good. But like Handmaid's Tale, that's on Hulu. Which I have, which is amazing. Which I don't. So you have to buy it. It would be cheaper for you to get a Hulu subscription than to buy the C-MU. season of handmade sale.

What else was on Hulu? Lots of things. Name one other show. That's where I watch This Is Us. That's where I watch network shows. Designated Survivor. Oh. I don't know.

Scandal? Yeah. Seems like, what else do you want? See, but I don't watch them when they live. Air. Yeah. Do you watch them on their air yet? You had DVR them.

How progressive are you? I'm so progressive. I've had Hulu before. I had Netflix, I think. You were just wrong, though. That's not progressive. That's just making a bad choice. No, that was before Netflix was cool.

What show are you watching right now? I'm watching The Americans, Amy. Girls incarcerated. Girl's incarcerated. Tell me more. And tell me very slowly, please. Use your word. It sounds bad, but it is on Netflix,

and it's about young girls that are locked up. In jail. They're in jail. It's really sad. It makes me want to love on young girls that don't feel like they get loved, because that's why they're in jail. It's called Girls Incarcerated? Yeah.

Lunchbox? Altered Carls. Are you still in that show? Is it better? I got two episodes left in the season. You don't like it that much? It's interesting, but it's not my favorite of all time. Would I like it?

Yeah, because you have a weird mind. Eddie? Oh, I'm watching sneaky Pete right now on Amazon still. It's good. Well, welcome. What? You say something? You just picking the light side of your hair.

No, it's not. It looks like she was raising her hair. No, I'm not picking anything on my hair. What's in there? I don't know. Sometimes I pull it my hair and I pull it out. Okay. Well, let's get going here on Tuesday. The Bobby Bones show.

Yeah, welcome, welcome, welcome. It's our mini-positivity segment now. Bobby Bones. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. Two days after Randall Colb retired, he decided to find something good to do with his free time. So he started helping neighbors in the surrounding area

to get their cats out of trees. And you go, okay, that's a simple little thing. Well, since he retired in 2014, Randall has rescued 150 cats. Holy cow. That's a lot. That is a lot. So, Randall, I see you, buddy.

I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond outside of San Antonio, Texas. A package containing nails and shrapnel exploded inside a FedEx facility. At least one member of the staff reportedly has been injured in the explosion.

In other news and weather news, the fourth nor'easter this month is headed for the northeast bringing up to 11 inches of snow. Watch out New York City, New Jersey. Be careful on those roads. And finally, Kroger announced they're phasing out all guns and ammunition at their 132 Fred Meyer stores. So there you go.

Lunchbox, your wife, does rent the runway? Yeah, she did it for the first time this past weekend, and it's amazing. Do you know what rent the runway is? Yeah, you rent your dress or whatever you need and you return it. So she had to pay for it. Would you have an event or something? Oh yeah, we had a wedding and she paid $30 and this elegant dress comes to the door all perfect and beautiful. And then she just puts it in the little thing they give her and she ships it back.

30 bucks and she looked like she spent thousands of dollars on a dress. It was awesome. By the way, this is not a commercial in any way. I don't think we've ever had a deal with rent the runway. No. No. But they kept your wife from buying a dress. Is that why you're excited?

Yes, because it's a dress that she probably won't wear again. and it's something that it fits her right now, boom, and then you send it back, and you don't have to worry about cleaning it, you don't have to worry about keeping it nice. They do all that for you. What about pregnancy clothes? Because your wife's how long?

16 weeks. Okay, I don't know what weeks are. Then we're in the middle of the second trimester, whatever that means. Look at all these words. At one point, lunchbox would yell at people for going. Why are you talking in weeks? You're halfway there. So you're...

I don't know if we're halfway there. Four months? Yeah, four months, I guess, is about right. So she's showing? starting to get a little bump. Like you can start to see a little bit. So what about clothes? She hasn't bought any of the maternity stuff yet.

And that's why this dress thing was perfect because she is getting a little bit of a bump. So you don't want to go out and buy a dress that you're not going to wear because you're pregnant. And so boom, rent the runway, it brings it. And then she did bring up, should we go get maternity clothes? I was like, no, let's not be that. Can you rent the maternity runway? That's a good one. Check and see if that's already out there.

Rent maternity clothes. It is. La Tote has it. Do they? Yeah, for maternity. Oh, look at that. Good one, Amy. There you go.

Latote.com. Wow, you can. Right there. When you type it in Google, first one that comes up. La Tote. L-Tote. L-Tote. L-E?

Yeah, Latote. Amy has a deal with them. I know, but I don't understand how that's... Oh, would you call it? Latot. There it is. Lay-toe. L-E-Tote is lay.

Everybody reads in says. things differently. But it's the first one. I didn't know you could rent maternity fashion. All right. Internity fashion. He's a pro. He's a pro. He's like, 16 weeks, trimester, maybe size of the apple. I mean, the guy has learned a lot in the pastures. How's she doing though? Good? She's great? She puking? No puking. She hasn't had any morning sickness at all. Wow. That's great. And she was freaking out in the beginning because she wasn't sick until she told her mom, hey, I'm pregnant. And I've not been sick. And her mom was like, I wasn't sick at all in any of my pregnancy, so maybe she just has good genes.

Oh, yeah, that's a huge problem. And if she doesn't, she can get more jeans at Latote.com. Yeah. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for your positivity. Around the room with some Tell me something good. Yeah.

Amy, you're up. Well, teens surprised a classmate with money for a service dog. There's this girl named Kaylee. She has cerebral palsy, and it's limited her mobility. But service dogs are. are really, really expensive. So people from her school started setting up concession stands

and raising money, and they just handed her $3,000 to go towards her service dog. That's so thoughtful. That is awesome. Like when I was a teenager, I was not really thinking about cool things like this. I need to pay for my insurance and maybe go get me a frito pie at the football game. Hey, that's awesome.

Here's this one. So there's this woman who works at the Walgreens. And they call her the Walgreens lady. Her name's Irene. She worked her for 25 years. She's never been on a vacation. And so a lot of the people at the store and the town go-funded me $2,500 to go on a two-day vacation. They sent Irene the Walgreen lady on a vacation. Wow. Because she's always been kind to them when they walk in.

That's awesome. For no reason. Love it. Except for the reason that she's really nice to people, so they wanted to be nice to her. Lunchbox, go, babe. Kayla is 30 years old. She's from Alabama, and she was in a wedding. She's a bridesmaid.

She gets the pictures back, and she's like, oh, my goodness, I look disgusting. So she stopped drinking Coke. She was drinking two liters a day. fast food at least six times a week started hitting the gym at 3 o'clock in the morning before her kids woke up she lost 110 pounds that's a good story babe

don't ever call me babe that is so awkward that was good no no it's good babe I think every day it's on my throat to him all right lunchbox you're up babe I'll name that tune this morning okay my work is I'll play a song

from the very very very beginning if you know it you yell your name title an artist Okay? Your buzzer is your name. There's a theme, too. If you guess the theme, let me know. Love it.

Here we go. Question song number one. Name that tune. Amy. Amy. Wow. High Valley. Devil knocking out your door.

High Valley is correct. You know the title of it anybody. Current top ten song. Eddie. She's mine. Oh, no. Lunch box. She will be mine.

No. Oh, I'm sorry. Okay, number two, name that tune. Eddie, lunch, lunch, watch. What? Eddie. Lindsay L. Criminal. Lunchbox.

Correct, two points. Go ahead, lunchbox. They're all from Canada. That's correct. Oh, eat that. All right, we're done with that. He did nail the theme. Yeah.

And you could have been tricking on. So, Ty Bally, she's with me. Doesn't name of that song. She's with me. Yeah. Lindsay L. Criminal. All right. Song number three, name that tune.

Oh, that. Eddie. Oh my goodness. Is this a joke? Boring. Incorrect. Need the title of the song. Wait, all of it was incorrect?

No, he got Dustin Bieber. Canada, yes. Lunchbox. She don't like you. No. Amy title. My mom. I'm not.

I'm asking. I still care or don't, but you still rip my phone of. My mama don't like you. No, it's called Love Yourself. Ah, you should go and love yourself. Two left. What's the score? Eddie three, Lunchbox 3, Amy won. Okay, here we go. Name that tune. Amy!

Melchemy! Celine Dion, my heart will go on. Damn! She tied up. Amy just gas without even know what to watch. What do you do? doing. He's going blind. Okay, it's on the song right now. Oh, this is so lame. It's on the song. Okay. Go ahead. Okay.

Shania Twain? What? My, uh. Now, I'm playing the one that was on already so I don't move the mouse. Here you go. It's not Shania Twain. Here you go. You two. Amy. Alainis Morissette. What?

Ironic. Correct and winner. Whoa! Yeah! Why not? How did you do that? I'm pretty sure, like, every day in seventh grade or something, I played this CD in my room. How do you know how she and I at Twain at the closer?

It's just what the cursor was on. Yeah. And she was down lower if there was a tie. Okay. Yeah. Turn 98. I didn't know a late. He was a lottery.

It died the next day. It's a black fly. in your shot in name A death row pardon A minute too late Isn't it ironic Don't you think It's like ready

On your wedding day It's a free ride When you're already there It's a good advice That you just didn't take And who was That's a close That a good good

Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Tim McGraw and Faith Hill have added some more dates to their Soul to Soul Tour, so must mean Tim is feeling better. It's going to pick up May 31st in Richmond, Virginia, and run into late July. Devin Dawson and Caitlin Smith will open some of the shows. You can get details at Soul to Soul Tour.com.

And you know yesterday we were talking about Luke Bryan doing a shooey where he poured a beer in a boot and drank out of it. It's so gross. Well, Luke Combs took part in it, too, and he posted it up on his Instagram. Again, pour the beer of the boot, chug from the boot, spit beer everywhere. It's gross. Watch his video at Luke Coase. I'm Amy.

That's your 30 seconds kidding. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Evansville, Indiana. A 19-year-old man was busted after he robbed a bank by taking a cab. He called the cab, said, hey, take him. take me down there to the bank on 3rd Avenue.

Gives him a note, runs out with a bag full of cash, even paid the cab driver with the stolen cash. So when the cab driver saw the report of bank robbery, he was like, I think I know where the guy lives. So he took the car back to his house too, huh? Yeah, he took the cat back home. 19-year-old and man. Yeah, I thought about that.

That sounds weird. It's more like a teenager. I mean, I guess like, yeah. You can vote. You're a man. You know how I feel. I think there should be one age where you can vote, you can drink, You can, everything.

Well, when did you become a man? That's a good question. Either 14 or not yet, depending on how you look at it. You know, when did I have to strap on the old living life? Probably 14 or so. When did I get mature? Not there again.

I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby bones. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. Kaylee Joe. Hey. I can't believe I'm talking to you guys.

How are y'all? We're really good. Everybody got in here? Good. Kayla, Joe, what's going on? I was just calling in. I was actually listening to a Bobbycast and I was getting ready for work and I was like, you know what, I'm going to call in.

So I wanted to just say good morning and I know lunchbox is expecting soon. And I wanted to tell y'all that was kind of when I bonded with y'all the most is when I was on maternity leave. My baby is almost nine months old and I would go for our evening stroll with my glass of and listen to you all. And so now he really loves to listen in the mornings, too. I'll listen to all the podcasts. So he's familiar with all of your voices,

and I feel like I have, you know, followed you all through each of your different parts in your lives. And I just thank you guys so much for sharing your stories with us. We all feel so close to y'all as family pretty much. So I love you guys. Well, thank you very much. That's nice of you. Does your baby think I'm the daddy?

Well, I'm trying to teach him to say Dad-Dad. That way when he needs something, he asked for Dad-Daz instead of Mama. Oh, that's true. Maybe like Bobby. So what's his name? His name is Joe. Lise in Joseph or just Joe? Just Joe, just straight Joe.

He's named after my husband's grandfather. You know, because my name really is Bobby. And people go, Robert? I'm like, no, no. It really is Bobby. I guess it's the nickname for Robert, but that's me, Bobby. Well, Kaylee, Joe, I really appreciate the call. It's very sweet of you, and congratulations on the baby.

Thank you. I appreciate you. And I appreciate you. Your wife acting funny yet? The only thing she did, she had a freakout. We were eating at a restaurant a couple days ago, and she smelt pickles, and she was like, I need pickles right now. And I've never seen her eat pickles in my life,

but she got a big old pile of pickles on her, plate and ate them. What is the deal with Pickles and pregnancy? Well, I don't know. What's the deal with cravings? You've been reading about stuff, huh? They just say the women get different cravings because their hormones are all messed up and Pickles was the first sign that I ever saw her have a craving of anything that was not her normal food. Are you experiencing dad pains? Like, I get a little tired. I get tired more often. Yeah. Do you feel like you're going to need extra naps because you're both trying it together? Yes, because I'm growing an extra body and side of me and it's taking up room and it's hard to catch my breath because my lungs can

expand as much. At least mentally. You're just feeling her pain. Yes. Oh, wow. It's sympathy pain. That's love. It is.

He's really opening up right now. Yeah, man. Thank you. Thank you for doing that. I'm just there for my wife. I just want to be a good husband. You're brave of you. Yeah.

Her pain is my pain. Yeah. There you go. Mr. Bobby Bowles. I'm so annoyed. My ankle socks won't stay on my ankles. They never do. I can't buy ankle socks and stay on my ankles.

I think I have deformed ankles Sliding down Always I bought a new pair A pack of three ankle socks And they're in my shoes I take my shoes off this morning And I have something fancy to do today

Because they're shooting a documentary And I'm doing a piece in it Oh hey Not about me Oh What are the ankle socks have to do with us? They don't stay on my feet And I got dressed today

I'm in like a buttoned up shirt Yeah you look good Iron my pants Because if you look good You feel good And if you feel good You play good You play good

Yeah If your ankle socks are falling up off you don't feel good. It ain't no good. Yes. So annoyed, my ankles aren't, nothing on me's normal. I want to ask a question, would you rather have a big wedding reception or a big honeymoon? The thing about that before you yell your answer. Would you rather have a big massive wedding reception where everybody's like, woo, party? Or would you rather have the honeymoon where you go away and it's fancy? Oh man. I know. That's so hard. Here's the number two. You want to jump in this. 877-77 Bobby. Big reception or big

honeymoon. Amy. I'm going to go big reception. It doesn't have to be tons of people, but I want everybody there to have like the best time. We have major memories together and it's so much fun and everyone leaves like, dang, that was awesome. So you vote Big Reception. Yeah. Yeah?

Okay. I saw the bomb that went off this morning in Shirts, Texas. Which, by the way, Austin's had these bombs go off, people's front doors, on the street. People have died. other people who have been hurt.

And so this went off in shirts. And the news may say south of Austin, it's really north of San Antonio. So it's probably 40 minutes from where I used to live. And I lived away south Austin. Correct. So it was at a FedEx plant. This is what we know right now.

In a FedEx plant. Explosion has taken place. It's a mail facility. Now, what we don't know is that if it was trying to be mailed somewhere or if they tried to set it off, if I'm supposed to go off in the FedEx place. My, just me reading the tea leaves was that it was trying to be mailed somewhere.

Correct. I don't know if that's correct or not. Well, I read, I read an article. It's confirmed now that the package was meant to be sent to Austin. Oh, it was. Yes. Oh, holy crap. Mm-hmm.

Okay, so now someone that's not putting them down in Austin, they've moved out of Austin and they're shipping them in. Hmm. Wow. Well, I read that. Okay, so that means if it's going through shirts. Well, I guess it can mean anything, because that could just be a distribution place from somewhere else in the country. But I saw the news and they were like in, you know, South Austin's shirts close, but it's really North San Antonio. Yeah, it's pretty far south.

That's where shipmate, cruj is to be from. That's right. He's from shirts. Well, so we got people calling and we'll get back to the fun stuff, the honeymoon or the reception. But I didn't know that. Yeah, I just saw the tweet coming. Imagine your town. And for a lot of us, it's our town.

everywhere you go, everyone's freaking out because in the mail there can be something explodes. That's what's happening right now. It's very bizarre. Somebody must be doing something exactly right. And I'm talking about the way they're putting these down or not being seen by cameras, the way they have no DNA yet that they told us about,

the way they don't know who they're looking for yet. I mean, they must be going, they have to know a lot about how to do this. It's not someone just figuring out by the internet and shipping it off. And that's why I said, I read and they said that the person must have training and be pretty intelligent because they're not any accidental set-offs.

Like they are perfectly set. Well, this one was accidental set-off. Or... It was being mailed to Austin. Why would it blow up into the mail place? That's accidental set-off. I thought maybe... Anytime it's disturbed is when they go off.

And so someone handling it makes it go off. Well, whatever the case is, we don't know. It's pretty terrible. We'll watch the news as it goes along Shout out to all our people in Austin It's Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show Your question this morning

Whether I have a big honeymoon Or a big reception Alexis and Mississippi You are on the Bobby Bones show What do you think about this? I think I would rather have a big honeymoon I'm with you I know Amy said reception

Because she thinks of others more than I do I would go on the honeymoon And just love life I don't even know where I would go I don't like the beach I don't like the snow Yeah Well probably whoever you're marrying

Y'all will find a place that you'd like No here's what I think happens If I ever get married What I think will happen is She will force me to do things And make me do things that I don't want to do Like climb mountains And do on the walks

You know what I mean? You think you're all going to go climb Mount Kilimanjaro For your honeymoon? Probably something like that Maybe Mount Magazine in Arkansas And that's probably a little more likely But you're a honeymoon too Alexis right? Yeah

Yeah, why? This has made my time to relax. Yeah, I need some relax time too. I need some lunchbox time. Which, by the way, I saw a story yesterday about naps and how long naps are actually bad for you. Yeah, okay. Oh, long long long long long? Yeah, because it resets your body clock.

It never adjusts. How long on your naps lunchbox? About two hours. Every day? On good days. Some days you only get an hour, hour and 15, but... What's a great nap for you? Oh, three hours.

Oh, my goodness. For sure. But if I hit two hours, I'm feeling good about myself. If it's any less than that, I'm mad at myself. Gregory and North Carolina. Yes, sir. What you got? Big reception or big honeymoon?

I'm going for the big honeymoon. Why what up? Well, for the simple fact, everybody's done straight at the moment as far as being at the wedding. The honeymoon is strictly for you and your spouse. Go ahead and take care of that because when you get back, you've got to carry on with regular life. And that's just the one moment in time. Take it used to the advantage. Are you saying that when you come back from a honeymoon, life is different?

I'm saying you've got to take your next step forward. It won't be like it is on the honeymoon. That's what I'm saying. So you're telling me, once you get back from the honeymoon, everybody just gets fat and lazy. Is that what you're saying, basically? No, sir. I don't know about that. I kind of hear that.

No, it's not like that. I mean, it could be. You've got to go on with your actual living life. Yeah, I get you. I'm just giving you a hard time. I'm just giving you a hard time. Well, you're good. Yeah.

Where are you from in North Carolina? I'm from North Carolina. Man, I appreciate your calling. Thank you, buddy. Uh-huh. Appreciate you. Yeah. Appreciate you. See, buddy.

There it is. A good call right there. Hey, let's go one more, Gary, Miss, and Missouri. Hey, hey. Okay, I like his thinking here. He could shift my thoughts. Wedding reception or honeymoon? I'm thinking a big wedding reception.

Because? Between the dollar dance and the cards, you're going to make that money for the honeymoon. Oh. Especially if you, okay, okay. Interesting. Especially if you have an awesome reception, people are more likely to be like, here's a $5 dance. Right.

You guys. Ten dollars. All right. Gary, appreciate you, buddy. Appreciate you. All right, have a good one. The average 25-year-old spends three hours a day using this. Donna in Arkansas.

Let's do it. Okay, I was going to take phone, but I thought that would be too obvious. So I said, looking in a mirror. Looking in a mirror. Now, what if the answer was phone, though, because you just brushed over that? I'm going to let you reconsider if you want. I'll just stick with it You're gonna stick with

I guess Which answer? The mirror The mirror Oh I'm sorry that's incorrect Hmm Haley you're on Go ahead

I think it's their camera Oh their camera Wow three hours a day Dang Morgan number two That's a lot To put selfies and taking pictures with friends Yeah you're yeah okay okay No that's not it

Okay quickly Amy Netflix Netflix now lunch hard Social media No no Eddie I had a camera. Oh, no, the answer is headphones. The average 25 years old, year old spends three hours a day with headphones in.

Wow. Yeah. I can see that. Yeah. That's pretty easy when you think about it. Grocery store. Yeah. Roller skating.

I guess everybody's pretty anti-prinnuptial agreement here except me, huh? Yeah, pretty much. Basically. You guys and your love of love. I think if you're loaded, I don't see anything wrong with. it. Well, for me, listen, I'm 37 at this point. I got a little money saved up. I've had no kids. I've had a good job for a few years. I just am not a good truster. And I don't think I'm ever going to have to use it. So I don't care. What if I have to assign me to give all my vital organs away before marriage?

I don't care. I'm never going to have to give them away because I'm never getting divorced. Okay. Oh, you roll your eyes. I have some good stories. Okay. What are they? Because you didn't, obviously, you didn't get one. No, I didn't have anything. Eddie? Negative. All right. And if my husband would have asked me, I'd be so offended. Like, get out of here. Yeah, I'd be like, what? You don't trust me? Do you know how I often start a first date?

Hi, and Bobby, here's my prenuptial pre-agreement. Pre-pre-nup. Like, I worked hard. Like, I started from the bottom, and now I'm right here, and I can't have you taking this. Well, she can't take what you've earned. Well, then just quit earning. Quit earning. Just chill.

She sticks around. Listen, let me read to some of this. Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel. in their prenuptial agreement it says that Timberlake if he cheats on her he has to give her half a million dollars Jessica Bill's afraid that he will cheat on her

if she gets fat however I don't know what is that that's the story I don't make this stuff up oh okay that's every man worries about that that's why her body's so amazing no listen here's the two things

okay I shouldn't say every person but most a lot of women go man I wonder if my guy's going to be able to keep providing at this rate. A lot of men go, I wonder if she stays as hot.

Now, me, I'd rather have a provider if I'm being honest with you. I know lunchbox wouldn't. Yeah, she would not be allowed to be provider. Right. Not be a lot. Oh, my goodness. I'm just saying it would be,

it would cause conflict in the household. That's how a lot of guys think. Like, my wife needs to stay this thin and this hot. And then when we go, he needs to make this same amount of money. Or more. If you think that's unfair, that's fine.

It probably is. It's just not the most politically correct thing to say. Yeah, no, definitely not. But, I mean, I guess if you're saying it and you got all these people in the room, nobody's arguing with you. Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. It's like zipped. Kanye included a part that says that Chris, Kim's mom, Chris Jenner. Okay.

Is not allowed to make career decisions that affect a couple. If they get divorced, Kim gets to keep her wedding ring along with all of the gifts. She also gets one million for every year she was married to Kanye. She gets to keep income from clothing line TV show and appearances. What? Wow. Mark Zuckerberg and Priscilla. They got one?

Of course. Yeah, he's Lord of Jillian. I know, but I just picture him being like... It has a lifestyle clause. Okay. Which makes sure that she gets 100 minutes of alone time with Zuckerberg in one date night per week. Wow, I mean, think about it. He's probably really busy.

But a prenuptial agreement can mean anything. It doesn't just mean money. it's just an agreement before you're nuptial. So if they don't go on a date, every... She gets a million. Yeah. During their time alone,

neither of them is allowed to get on Facebook. Wow. Yeah. Because that's his work. It's ironic. There was a pre-knit between Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo. Now, they didn't get married. But they were close.

According to the story, Romo had the nerve to draw up a clause that would force Simpson to give him $500 for every pound she gained over 135 pounds. That is not... True. That's so much true. There's no way that that's true.

Now listen, I also think that probably could have caused a relationship to end. The pre-nuptial was the pre-unnuptial. Big time. But that was part of it. Amy, when I say stuff like how guys are, I'm talking about just general guys. I know. And I know I have friends that have, I don't even know how they know some of these people, but they happen to live in California.

Let's just say L.A. probably. And there is stuff in there about appearance. And you have to maintain. Hate on your buddy Bobby for bringing it up. No, not hating on you, but it's just weird to me that like if you gain any pound over 135, you have to pay. We're very visual creatures. We're like, though, we're men, we look pretty things. If we aren't stimulated visually, then it's hard for the rest of us to work because we're stupid.

Well, I would say most of the time it's the men that go downhill visually. But you guys are awesome and you allow that because it's not what's important. It's important to you. Oh, yeah. You go. You just want a provider. You can do the fake voice of all you want, do to make fun of me.

Would you like to make fun of me some more? No, I'm not making fun of you. You just did a voice making fun of me. That's not my Bobby voice. It's just my irritated voice on how we are as people. You want one more? Beyonce and Jay-Z. Their pre-napped makes sure Beyonce gets paid whether or not they get divorced

as long as she has kids. The pre-in-up states that Beyonce gets $5 million for every baby she has. also gets $1 million for every year they were married if they get divorced. So, I mean, you couldn't stop me for pumping out babies. Five million a baby? Yeah. Keep going. Keep going.

Yeah. Order this thing at Starbucks this morning. It came with crackers instead of some whatever it has, and then they're all on my throat. My ankle socks are falling. What a day. Yeah, not a good start, huh? Yeah. He kind of got more of like the appetizer lunch tray.

I got the lunch tray. Tray. Instead of the breakfast tray. It's probably from yesterday too. Yeah. Who eats crackers and breed cheese in the morning? No one.

No one. They probably saw me and thought I was sophisticated and they were like, this is definitely an early lunch kind of guy. So I had to go to Starbucks. I ran out of food in my refrigerator.

And I guess I'm not eating at home tonight either. I'm going to watch Chris Jansen get inducted into the opera tonight. Oh, awesome. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. I think it'd be late though.

Yeah. Maybe I go and shake his hand and sneak out. Maybe he gets inducted right away. Yeah, maybe he does it at 6 o'clock. All right. Everybody, welcome to the Grand Ole Lopry, Chris Jansen! My heart tells me that's not going to happen. But yeah, I'm going to go. I need to go.

Chris is a buddy. And he's being inducted into the Grand Ole Opry. Man. That's awesome. Look at you going out and being social. I wouldn't if I didn't really like him. If it was just someone I mediocrely cared about, nah, probably wouldn't.

Chris has been there, man. We've been together for five years now. Dating, actually. Oh, wow. Secretary. There you go. Announcement. There was the one.

moment. She went and she was going to get married, right? And she's picking her flowers for her bouquet. And she was allergic to them and her face blew up. Oh, no. Awesome. What? Why? Because that's hilarious. I'm hilarious. A Nebraska bride almost mistrown wedding due to a severe allergic reaction to wildflowers in her bouquet. Oh my. Yeah, Christine Joe Miller picked the flowers the Thursday before her wedding. And then she worked on them all night, and it wasn't until she washed her face before getting ready that she broke out in a rash.

Her face, her neck, her arms were bumpy. Her eyes were burning. She lost her eyesight because they swole up so bad. I'm picturing that scene from Hitch when Will Smith gets... Anything terrible happened at your wedding? If you're listening, call us. We enjoy these stories. Oh, these are good.

Yeah. 877-77 Bobby is our phone number. On the way back to the ceremony, the groom stopped at Target and bought her some pajamas because she wasn't going to miss it and she got the shots and she wasn't great but she did the wedding. Damn, poor girl. How do you not know though that you're that allergic to that? I mean, if it's a wildflower, you never know what you're encountering. You may not.

Yeah, but if you're on a field, haven't you been on the field before? I don't know. I'm not asking the question angrily. I'm just asking a question. Why are you being so Tony with me today? What? That wasn't Tony? Who's Tony?

Tony. No, no. You know, she was doing an impression earlier? Yeah. But I wasn't doing it. Yeah. I wasn't doing it of you. I was literally asking a question.

I was doing it of. Man. It doesn't that thing is love. Love something you love Bobby. It's so rude. That's all my question was. Okay. Was like if you go into a field of pick flowers, you've probably done that before.

Like if it's in your heart to pick your own bouquet, you'd probably pick flowers in your life. You don't just go, you know, never pick flowers would like to for my wedding. That's my assumption. Amy, you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. Did you get enough sleep last night? I did. Yeah, I'm not being Tony at all.

No, I'm just asking her about you. Did you get enough? Maybe you're receiving me as Tony. I don't ever get enough Tony. I've never heard this Tony before. I like it. Oh, boy. Tony's cool.

It's a cute way of saying you're tone. You're tone. You're being Tony. Ish. This woman goes and she picks her own flowers. for her wedding bouquet, is allergic to the flowers, her face blows up, she's all bumpy and timing wasn't good. I said, hey, what happened at your wedding?

Jessica. Hey, Bobby. Thank you for calling. What you want to say? My first marriage, I actually forgot my husband's wedding ring and didn't realize it until we were exchanging rings at the altar. Oh, that's one of those, oh, crap moments, right? Yeah.

So what happens? then someone to go get it? No, my maid of honor realized it as well, and she took off one of her rings that she was wearing and gave it to me and whispered, just play cool. Oh, that's funny. Good one. And it did. You were cool, right?

Yeah, we were cool. I put it on his finger. I kind of looked at him with that look that says, just don't do anything, don't say anything, you know, pretend it's normal. So when you put the little pink, my little pony ring on him, he was all good. He played it cool. Yeah, it barely went on his finger, but, you know, it was the motion that counted. That's pretty cool. Good story. Thank you for calling. As always, I appreciate you.

Hey, Andrea, New Orleans. Hi. What up? Good morning. Good morning. What do you want to say? So, I'm a hairstylist, and my hairstylist was standing at the aisle, and her hair caught on fire. I was looking down the aisle. Oh, wow. As you're walking down, her hair color, she's walking down the aisle. catch it on fire. Correct. What do you do? I'm a hair stylist. Now I'm an accountant. What? What do you do? No, no, no, no. Not what do you do for a living? Like, what do you do when

that happens? Oh, I mean, the whole, the entire place, not like burnt hair and I'm walking down the aisle trying to figure out what is on fire. She's doing the accounting. Like, how much is it going to cost for me to fix this hair? No, so, but her hair wasn't on fire fire. Like, no one had to stop, drop and roll her? No, they put it out. Um, she was my eye, I, She's been her hair at the time, so I had to cut it the next week and get rid of all the burnt hair. Oh, man. That's why you can't wear the crown of candles at a wedding.

Lesson learned. Every time that happens, someone's air catches on fire. On the Bobby Bones show now. Walker Hayes. Hey, everybody, Walker Hayes is back. Yeah. How you doing, buddy? Man, I'm so good.

By looking at your Instagram life, you're living high on the horse right now. Real, right? Because we used to talk four or five times a week. Then you got Big Boy. Oh, now you're... Oh, okay. I see what you're doing here. No, but now follow you on Instagram life.

And it looks like you're playing your own shows. It's cool. You got people singing your songs back. It's awesome. It's crazy. I know. It's wild. People show up.

I still show up, you know, kind of nervous. Like, I hope people are here and they're there and they're paid. And we even do VIP stuff. You do a cool VIP thing here. I know. Which is crazy. Yeah. And we're selling merch.

And those numbers are going up. And, man, it's, it is absolutely incredible. We've had some sold-out shows, which is pretty crazy. Well, it looks good. Yeah. I'm proud for you, man. Thanks, man. Did they let you read the part?

I wrote about you in my book or no. I read it. Oh, you did read it? It's pretty awesome. Okay, I didn't. Well, no, no. I just didn't know if they let people read it. Somebody sent it to me via email.

I haven't seen the book yet. You won't. What? But they let you read. Walker's story is so inspiring to me that I wrote about him in my book, like a whole section. Fighter in the spotlight. That's what it is. I'm the man.

I brag about it to Craig today. So you're okay with it? Dude. Because I worry, because you're a friend and I thought, I hope he likes what. It's amazing. No, thank you. I'm honored to be there with Chris Stapleton and. Amy and.

and yeah no big deal no big deal Chris Stapleton you know he's looking at Amy going Chris Daibleton and not Amy

no I'm not I'm not written like people magazine did an article about in urine in and Chris Stapleton oh yeah that's right

people did an article about the release and that was awesome no I don't talk about me I just wanted if they let you read it that's all it was awesome

you did a great job my point is Walker's awesome as an artist as a person I remember once we were recording a song together

and it was one of my songs you were producing it and Walker was like you want to hear my new record I said I don't he said really I said no no no I don't want to hear your record

but I love Walker's music because I want to hear it when everybody else hears it he goes I got this song called Craig and said I'll wait for it and the day it came out I sent Walker a mess I said dude I don't cry

I just listen to this song and I cried and I just wanted you to know that and here we are now and you guys who's in the studio with this is Craig Craig is here Look at this. Craig, how are you, buddy?

Well, good. Yeah? I would have never scripted this, so it's crazy to be here, and I'm just thrilled for Walker. So, let's talk about the story then. So in the song, Craig, which you're going to play in a second. You are you, and you need a van, or you need a way to get your kids around because you're just been, like, taken away, or you didn't pay the payments, or what was it? Yeah, so we lost, you know, I lost the record deal, and for a while there, I kept that under wraps with a particular. particular dealership because I was like, man, as soon as they find out, I can't endorse,

you know, their company anymore. So we were like real quiet about it. And then they found out, you know, that I was no longer a signed recording artist. And I remember this, the truck came, you know, that carries cars and my kids and I, we, that was kind of cool actually watching them put it on the car, but then it went away and that kind of suck. Because I remember my kids being like, that's awesome. And I was like, it kind of is, but it's gone. Oh, Walker. I will.

Every time I drive by the place where they picked it up, I remember it. But anyway, so, you know. How many kids do you have at the time? We had six. Five and one on the way. Five and one on the way. Yeah. Exactly.

So your car gets taken away? Yeah. So it gets taken away, and then we just had a Honda. And, you know, I was just, the last thing I wanted to be was a burden on society. I mean, I probably could have gone, you know, and somehow finagled, like something used. But I just kept waiting it out. You know, I was like, Lan, are you cool with one car? That's his wife.

My wife, yeah, sorry. I feel like everybody knows me now because I'm so famous. Forget I got to repeat these things for all your new fans. Anyway. So anyway, yeah, we have one car and we recruit. Man, we were fine. You know, we were doing all right. I didn't have many places to go except, you know, Costco and like to write and then shows.

Costco to work. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. And then, and then, you know, me and Craig, we met. You know, Lainty drugged me to this church. I don't want to go kicking and screaming. Not really a huge fan. and the guy was smiling just like that.

Like he just walked up and I really, the whole song is just true. I mean, I could read you the lyric. Their church met on a Saturday. I'd probably been drinking heavily because that's what I did on Saturdays and Mondays and Wednesdays and all days. And when, you know, and I had hair down to my shoulders.

I probably looked a little suspect. Like, I'm sure most people at the church are like, how'd your kids and your wife? And Craig, Craig just said, hey, how you doing? You know, and then from then on. But, you know, Lainey, first Lainey knew Laura. Lany had met Craig's wife. And so that's how we were invited to that church. And then, I don't know, man, I was.

And Craig, what do you do? Yeah, I work for a company that does recruiting and staff for IT. And so you were a member of the church that he was going to? Yep. So you're just a member of the church and you meet Walker, this guy. Yeah, I remember, I think, so Lara and Lainey had met through like a neighborhood get together or something like that. And then we ran into him again at basketball for our kids, upward basketball, I remember.

And then we just started talking and our kids are running one direction. I've got four kids and his kids are running another direction. and Laney and Lara remembered each other and they started talking and I started talking to Walker. It was a Saturday. And then we invited them, you know, to come to Redeeming Grace to the church.

And they came and then at that time we were meeting on Saturday nights and we would go to church and then we would like go hang out at La Hacienda and, you know, do the Mexican thing while the kids ran around. And then we had them over. They had us over.

And we just, you know, started running into each other, baseball games for our kids, basketball games for kids, and everything was like overlapping. And then you were doing Walker Wednesday. Yeah. So at that point, he's at Puckets on Wednesday nights. Playing music. Franklin.

Yeah. Yeah. And there's like 20, 30 people there. And Laura and I were going, what in the world? This guy should be playing for stadiums. And so we started going every Wednesday night and hanging out late. and just, you know, became buds. But you got through that, you got to know his story,

and then that led to you knowing that he had a need and you... Yeah, how'd that happen? So you knew that Walker had five plus one on the way. You couldn't actually move them all at the same time because they were all working out of a Honda. Did you have an extra car? Was that what it was? No.

So what we ended up, we knew their need. we ended up buying a car that would fit our family. And I've got four kids, so I just needed six. But the van we had had room for seven. And so we just, we bought a car and then let them borrow the van. I remember initially because we were trying to kind of covertly do this and figure out how to do it where nobody would know. He was trying not to let even know.

I've got an identical twin brother. I'm like, how are we going to give them the van without Stu and Jenny knowing? And so anyway, we ended up... Now they know. Yeah. It's so funny because I'd laugh. I was telling Rob, like, we tried so hard to keep the whole thing a secret or even the people that were close with us wouldn't know anything about it. And so it's pretty laughable that I'm sitting here at the Boneybone show and that Walker's releasing this.

Well, and that speaks, I think volumes to your heart behind it is that you weren't, like you genuinely just wanted to bless them. Walker and his family and without any attention to it at all whatsoever. Right. Yeah. I mean, that's huge. You did. I mean, he didn't play. I mean, you say, I give you this, but you have to write a song about me.

Right. No, that wasn't it? Yeah. Sign here, here. Initial here. It has to be your next single. Yeah, we argued about it. Like in the song, we said, we argued about it for a little while.

I teared up and Craig smiled. I mean, that really happened. Like, Walker said, no way. I was very proud. I don't want to need help. Yeah, but it was a sweet ride. Yeah? Not really.

We had beat it up. So I'm going to have you play this song. I want to talk about a little more afterward. But this is a new single from Walker Hayd. I think it's, I've said it before, on an album where I enjoy all of them. This one here, man. True, jam. It touched me, and I hope it touches our listeners.

And so here's Walker Hayes. He's got a keyboard. in here. It's a big one. It's a big one. And he's going to play... It's y'all, I'm wondering. He's going to play Craig.

Hey, it's Bobby Bones, and thanks for listening to the podcast. Due to legal reasons, we can't play Walker's performance of Craig, or you broke up with me. But you can go watch it on YouTube. I know. I'm frustrated, too. Bobbybones.com to watch the performances there. Have you ever played that in front of Craig before, Walker? No.

No. How does that make you feel? to play that in front of them? Like a nanny. You know, it's just emotional. And, man, I'm just so appreciative. I feel like, you know, what Craig did for me. And just this story is a lot larger than me, you know.

And I'm just humbled to have a friend, you know, like that. and I really honestly do, you know, just wish. And I can hear, you know, I can hear people's reactions. They know somebody like that, you know, somebody did it for them, and it reminds them of them. And what's cool, too, is like, you know, Craig did that for us, and it's sad when somebody does something like that big for you, you forget after a while, you know,

and then I had the fortune of being able to write it and now I sing it, you know, every night, and I'm reminded over and over that I'm not here by myself, you know, that I have people, you know, who I couldn't help that helped me. And I think that's how you judge a man, and Craig's a great man. And I think the world could use a little bit of that,

you know, what that story entails right now. So, yeah, that was weird singing it, you know, to you and in front of you. and it may want to cry. But yeah, it's, yeah, that's all. Craig, the first time you heard the song or even knew it existed. Like what was first? They say, hey, we have a song, it's coming out,

or they just play it for you? Well, I remember we were at a baseball game with Walker watching their kids. We would hang out, and he said, hey, dude, I'm writing a song about you. And I thought he was kidding. I thought it was a joke. And so I just laughed it off.

And then he kind of circled back to it and he goes, no, man, I really am writing a song. And so I was like, okay, wow. And, you know, I didn't know what that meant or anything like that. And then months went by after that. Because, by the way, this incident was years ago. So we had literally forgotten all about it, my wife and I. And so it was August of 2017. And I had gone a couple, I had a trip where I had.

I went somewhere and I came back pretty discouraged. And I had a bit of a low. And I was talking with my wife. We were on a date. We went to Chipotle. We're going over to a movie. And we were sitting outside in the parking lot. And Walker and Laney sent us the song.

And it just said, Craig. And so, like, what is that? And Lars said, I think we need to play it. And so she turns it on. And there are not adequate words. in the English language for me to communicate how deeply meaningful the song was to me when I heard it. I was just undone. I was broken and so encouraged by the way he directed attention to Jesus in the song.

Walker knows I'm not a perfect man, but he's talking about, you know, the one who walked on water, who turned in Napa Valley Red, and who's the true light of the world. who would motivate something like that with sacrificial giving. That meant a lot to me. And so I was undone. We didn't know that anybody else in the world would hear the song, but just me and Laura. It was kind of like him just saying thank you. And it meant so much to me.

I couldn't really speak. I was speechless. I remember I was just crying. And I said I can't talk. I can't text. Walker, and Lara text and said, he heard the song, he can't speak, thank you. And I guess hours later, I just wrote to Speechless. And Walker said, man, don't know what to say is what I'm looking for.

I just hope you all feel appreciated. And boy, we did. But we just kept it between me and Laura, didn't even play it for the kids. and we just kind of kept it really, really tight. Didn't talk to anybody about it. And then the kids started asking, I guess they heard something about it, and the kids started asking.

Maybe from your kids they heard, you know. Right. Yeah. Have you heard that song about it? What did you think about that song about your dad? And so finally one night we set them all down and said, don't share this with anybody, but here's the song.

We all just sat in the living room and cried. and then we tried to just keep it tight. And then a few days later, Walker text me and said, hey, dude, if I had known, I would have invited you to the hill, but they want to cut that on the album. And I was like, what? So we just, yeah, something that we tried to keep really secret. I think God had other plans.

And it's kind of laughable, really. and I'm just thankful to hear the stories of other people. It's blown us away. Walker and I've talked a lot about it. We just are amazed at the response that people have been given to that song. I think, and I don't know if you're familiar with the show or me or anything at all. I am. Yeah, I just read your book, by the way, Bear Bones.

Yeah. You read that book? Yes. Let me just tell you. Thoroughly, thoroughly enjoyable. Everybody listening should be. get that book bare bones. It was outstanding. Well, I think the reason that

song resonated with me is because I had a lot of people that stepped in for me, you know, for food and for Christmas and that came when their times were difficult. But what it's done for me is, it's inspire me to give back. I think it's one person that inspires another person to inspire

many people. And so I look at the people that worked at the youth group or worked at the PTA that would furnish us Christmas presents. And what they've allowed me to do is now do it for thousands of people and what I hope to do is all those thousands of people do it for thousands of other people.

I think it's just a culture and that you're cultivating, creating both of you. So I commend what you do, man, both of you, because I think we're all just trying to do the same thing. We're all trying to help out somebody else. So I know we got quite the Oprah moment going here

but I think that it's really nice to meet you, Craig. The pleasure's all mine. That's not true, not all. Pleasure's all mine. To meet you, to meet Amy. I've been listening to you guys and it's just I love, by the way, I just want to say in private moments with Walker even years back, he's told me how much you've met to his career. And I think when nobody or a few people were listening, you were listening to Walker, you were discovering Walker and you were promoting Walker. And I think Bimpin Joy and your mom, Amy and all of that and just the moments that you guys had.

So thanks for everything you've done. I may have given him a vehicle. I think you gave him a runway. And really appreciate sitting on this side to be able to say thank you. That's very kind of you. I'm just a big fan. Walker knows that. I'm his biggest fan.

I was. I was. I don't know. I might have to fight. I mean, big of things. I don't know, Bobby. You gave me a car, man. What you got?

We got us. Roll it in, boy. We got us bring in the Yukon. Yes. Something about what Walker's like classically piano. Oh, come on. What? I'm something like kind of classically.

No, this day was set in the key. Again, I have a friendship with him, so I've been able to see him do things. I'll pull the key, but where did that come from? Oh, just, you know, my ear, training, training, my heart, my soul, every bone and part of me. Well, well, well. And I'll say, this has been a joy. Craig, meeting you, it's fantastic. Pleasure's all mine.

Walker. Thanks for letting us do this. Keep killing it, dude. Thank you. I think we've had a lot of special performances for sure, but this was pretty, this one's up there for sure. Okay. Like Craig being here and you having that. And then not only Craig, it's just crazy to me how you, so hard you try to keep it on the down low, like so hard, hearing your perspective.

And then Walker, too, though as a man receiving that gift, but then also writing a song about it, like you're setting. even to put your story out there is setting your pride aside to highlight what someone did that's like having like Bobby said a domino effect So what you're saying is if I'm getting this right

for it to be a secret and help millions of people to hear it I know. But Walker had to set aside his pride I mean not many men would want they may secretly accept first of all he set aside his pride to sign the title

to sign the line and then he set aside his pride to be like you know what this story is so much bigger than me. And this is my way of saying thank you and also highlight, you know, Craig's desire to be like Christ and want to, you know, serve others. And, and, and, and, in that he had to set aside his pride. Well, and how about a label putting this out as a single? I mean, what? That's crazy. Because it, now it's so hard to touch people. I know. And this touches

people. That's all that's all it comes down to. Yeah. And a hook. But also it touches it. It's a pretty well-written hook. That's like a classically trained hook. It was a solo. Well, thanks.

Good to see you guys. Thank you for coming in. Walker Hayes. I still ain't figured out church yet. I get it. There it is. Now he can. Back in a second. but he just might be tight with a man that did. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. What's your favorite movie of all time? One movie. Oh, man. I know. It's hard. Dirty dancing. Yeah.

Mine's older, too. I think our favorite movies are from when our formation was happening. Sure. I think mine's office space. Oh, that's a great movie. Yeah, it's good. So here, the highest grossing movies of all time, adjusted for inflation. because, for example, number 10, Snow White and the Seven Dwarves made $184 million,

but really it made over a billion if you were to go in real today. Yeah. The value of the dollar. Right. So Snow White's number 10, okay? That movie must have been huge back in the 1700s, whatever. Pilgrims came over, they went to the movie theater and watched Snow White. All the pilgrims went in.

They're like, this is a good movie. Wow, the Exorcist at number nine. These are all billion dollar movies if they came out today. I don't know what Dr. Zavago is. Oh, Dr. Javago. Yeah, I saw that the other day. It's an old movie. Is it black and white?

No, it's in color, but it's barely like it. They just started color. Jaws at seven. The Ten Commandments at six. Titanic at five. Oh, man. Okay. E.T. 4.

That's a good one. I don't think I ever saw E.T. What? Homework. No. Number three. The sound of music. Never seen it.

If it came out today, it would make $1.3 billion. Okay, that's cool. Number two is Star Wars, the first Star Wars. If it came out today, it would make $1.6 billion. Domination. Wow. Yeah. That's so cool.

So, that being said, and you have to think about Black Panther. It just came out and said all these records. I mean, it's not this. Yeah. You know, the Marvel movies, the Avengers. Avengers, they're not making this. It's amazing. That's a cool.

I like this little study. And you're talking about two, not as many theaters. I mean, these movies must have just been culturally shaped. Okay, number one. Okay, what? What is it? What is it? You guessed Titanic.

Who else? I said, I had Titanic. The answer, at $1.8 billion is gone with the wind. Oh. Everybody must have seen that back in the day. Yeah, there wasn't much else to do, right? That's it. Yeah, that's it.

Farming and going to the movies to watch this movie. Like, hey, put the plow. Let's get it in to watch Gone with the Wind. Put the ox in the stable and let's go. So, has anyone ever seen Gone With the Wind? No. Parts of it. We're going to have to draw a name if someone's going to be forced to watch it.

Oh, goodness. That's not a punishment. Why don't you watch it tomorrow? I will. Okay, well, it's like seven hours. It's seven. How long is it? Oh, my goodness.

It's a punishment. Oh, my gosh. It's the worst. It's four hours. Dang, they sat through that in the movie theater. Yes, Eddie, remember they didn't have anything else to do. Wow. Just by Friday, Friday show, review gone with the one.

Is it on iTunes? I don't know. It takes your whole hard drive. It's one of those that you can't download unless you have an extra. External. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my goodness. So, Black Panther, $1.2 billion in five weeks internationally.

Gone with a $1.8 billion. If that tells you anything Isn't that a crazy thing? It must be really good then Yeah, yeah, good luck Watch all four hours That Wow! We were gonna have a punishment

But Eddie was like, I'll watch it I love old movies I just didn't know it was four hours long God Do you know that Harry Potter Play Yeah, it's Harry Potter right That they're doing

It's five and a half hours Or six hours long Get out What do you mean? Like Broadway? Yes And so they're either You can either go

To these showings Where you go twice You know one each day or you go and there's an intermission, like a long hour intermission, you can send to eat and come back. Oh, wow. So you could go on a Tuesday

and watch the first half and then on Wednesday you finish it? You go back and you watch the second half. Wow. Isn't that crazy? Or you go on a Tuesday and you go back the next week and you just find a showing of the second half of it.

Oh, gotcha. Yeah. I'm out. That's quite the commitment. Yeah, that's a long time. But I think... But if you're really into it. That's like three episodes of The Bachelor.

That's the crazy thing is that Those episodes are so long. It's true. And I enjoyed, well, what I could see of American Idol last night because we had severe weather. But two hours of anything is just too long. If I see a movie that's two hours, I don't want to watch it. Like Black Panther was two hours. Black Panther was basically American Idol.

That was long. Yeah. The Bachelor. Sometimes it's three hours. They do The Bachelor. They do after the Final Roze. They do a... Yeah, they do a two-night finale.

That was a long one. That was a five-hour finale. So, okay, Eddie, that's your new... Enjoy it. I'm so glad we didn't have to draw. Morgan number two asked me about walking out of an interview. What was your question, Morgan number two? What would it take for me to walk out?

I don't, I think that was our head producer. Oh, was it the other more? Somebody asked me what it was like to, what it would take for me to walk out of an interview? What do you mean walk out? Well, because DJ Envy on the Breakfast Club walked out of the interview because they had some guys on. Oh, I miss this. What happened? DJ Indy?

Okay, so the breakfast club, our friends in New York. Yeah, they're like us, but hip hop. I mean, they're way cooler than that. I mean, Angela. So what happened is they had a couple guys on who have been talking on TV about DJ Envy and his wife. Yeah. And DJ Envy left. Yo, every just walked out here? I mean, not for nothing. No, we doing a five city tour. No, we work with Envi so we know. And he mentioned... I didn't know see him act like that. I know that was coming. I didn't know that was coming. People find certain things disrespectful.

You know what I mean? Like, it varies. It varies. So DJMV walks off the show, right in the middle of the interview. Okay. And the question was, what would it take for me to walk off the show? Why do you shake your head? I don't ever picture you walking out. No, I've sent people packing from the show. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

But you. You know, you walk out. Never. You're not leaving that. This is my domain. That's right. That's your mother ship. You don't leave.

I don't even let artists in here sometimes, much less I would leave. If you left, you'd be like, where am I going? So how would you handle them leaving? We'd just be like, you know what? Hey, I think interview's over. I hope you have a good day. That's why Wendy Williams. I was like, this is over.

That's true. You need to go. And she grabbed her stuff live on the air and walked out. Yeah. So that's just what it was. Yeah, you don't come into my house and pee on my couch. So what are your thoughts about envy getting up and leaving? You think you should have been like...

No, because that show's different. True. You know, they're all sharing. It's like a triangle offense. You know, here, lunchbox goes and sits on the couch. He's shooting. And I wouldn't leave you to do it. I've walked out before.

Yeah. But not in an interview. Amy's walked out of us. Like, he's got something out of us, she left. Oh, those were the days. It's been years since I've done that, but I've done it a couple times. Well, that's because of goober over there is mean to you. That's true.

What are you talking about? You were pretty bad back now. You guys are mean to me, but I don't ever walk out. Oh, back in the day, it was worse. We've mature. We've mature. Do you know lunchbox still hasn't met Amy's kids? They have no idea who he is.

I was talking about him and they laugh because, I mean, they've listened to the show, but they don't know everybody's names. But I mean, they've met Eddie. And if they've met you, they'll associate you and they won't forget. But since they haven't met him yet, well, they have no association. And I said something about, I said his name. And they just were like, what? Lungebox. What's that?

Who's that? What? Isn't that weird? Yeah. They haven't even like driven over there to meet the kids? I don't think it's that. weird. She's very busy. I mean, what do you want me to do? People either...

Don't you all live in the same neighborhood? Yes. They live like a block number of each other. And he's going to be a dad. Like, he could practice. That whole thing's weird. Even though my kids aren't babies, but I don't know. I just thought it was weird. I was like, oh, we need to arrange that. I'm not putting it all on you. Like, we need to arrange it. That's what I'm saying, you guys are putting it all on me. She has a phone that works both ways. She could say, hey, what? But see, but that's where it gets weird. Amy's never asked me to come over.

I'm like, hey, I'm coming. I'm coming over. What time can I come over? What time can I come over? And it would be weird if I called you and was like, hey, do you want to come meet the kids? Yeah, that's a weird thing, huh? You want to walk out, Amy? Are you mad?

No, I'm not mad at all. I'm trying to get him all around. I don't want to make him mad. It just dawned on me that they haven't, we need to meet. So I don't know. Maybe I need to bring them by your place. So, well, Amy, meet lunchboxes the baby first, or will lunchbox to be Amy's kids? That's a good one.

That's the question. So these bombs are popping off all over Austin, Texas. I mean, I'm just surprised that it is not every story coming out right now. Like someone is literally putting bombs in front of people's doors or on the street. This morning there was an explosion north of San Antonio, which is kind of in between San Antonio and Austin at a FedEx place. And they still, it seems like it was being mailed somewhere from what we know. and one of my friends just texted me just now.

I mean, I'm still getting texts. Says this. And you have to understand, we all come from Austin. So this is also a story that's super close. But again, anywhere in the United States where there are multiple bombs where people are putting them out and people are dying,

that's crazy. Big news. And what's happening? We're so polluted by all the crazy news all the time now that everything just seems like something else. But so anyway, friend just texted me, says, uh, cops showed up.

just evacuated my place. This is four minutes ago. Neighbor had a package delivered. She wasn't expecting. It had a FedEx label. We didn't think anything of it. Cops were called. It doesn't have her name on it.

Lots of cops are here. Oh, my goodness. There was another story that came from the FedEx near the airport in Austin, which just happened too. And it says right now that something's up, but they're not saying what's up. They're saying that Austin police investigating

a hazmat situation at that FedEx. an employee told the news that it was being evacuated because the package that blew up outside of San Antonio was headed to that location. So they were sending it to the other one, which means other ones could have been sent to that one. Right. Because initially they were just putting it out by hand, right?

Yeah. Man, that is some crazy stuff. If we find anything else out, we'll let you know. Let's go to Lauren and Louisiana. Lauren, hello. Thank you, Lauren for calling. Hi, I just wanted to let you all know how much I appreciate each and every one of you. Thanks for being so real, Bobby, and Amy, we could be best friends. And lunchbox, you're just hysterical.

And I feel like I'm a happier person when I get to work every morning. Well, I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Yeah, our goal is that. You know, we try not to talk about the negative stuff like the bombs, but we do have to be real about stuff too. And if it's on our mind, we want to share it. But we are trying to be as positive as possible all the time.

PAP.A.P. That's what I always say. Positive as possible. Oh. But always, I mean, just now for the very first time. PAP. PAP. I just said.

Lauren, where do you live in Louisiana? Eunice. Oh, Eunice. Down by New Orleans. Kind of. I drive to Lafayette every day for work if that helps you. Yeah, I know. I was just like yelling something out.

I was totally playing the Louisiana lottery. Like that by Baton Rouge. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Nice to meet you, Lauren. Thank you for calling. All right. No problem. Thank you.

See you later. Mandyville. That's a Louisiana place. You all ever been there? No. You know back when I used to go to the boats all the time at Shreveport? Oh yeah. Back when I turned 21, we would drive from southern Arkansas down to the casinos.

But the boats, because you had to be gambling on water. And so, but I don't drink, but all my friends would, and I would drive them. But what they would have is these drive-through liquor stores. And they make you mix drinks and they hand them to you in the car. That's awesome. I'm not sure if they're still. happening? I wonder if those do.

But we would drive through and they'd be like, let me get it. Bibitabit, baby, bit. And they'd hit him a cup right in the car. Drive through convenience stores, man. Those are cool, too. Remember those? Yeah. You would drive right through the bell and wind, ding, ding.

Somebody come up and be like, I'll take a six-pack of beer and some gun and they'd be right to you. I guess that. Yeah. Jessica and Cedar Rapids. What up? Hi. Hey, I love a reading show. I wanted to hear Amy tells a joke.

I go home and tell it to my daughter every day when you guys do that. She absolutely loves them and thinks they're hysterical. You know what happened to? Walker Haze was in. We forgot to do it before he came in. That's a good call. Hold on. We got you a second.

Let's see. Ready? Mm-hmm. The morning corny. What was Beethoven's favorite fruit? What was Beethoven's? What, Eddie? What is it?

I thought of it. You know it? Yeah. Okay, what is? I don't know. All right. Well, Amy, what is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Banana-na-na-na.

Funny, huh? I like it. That was the morning corny. Yeah. Jennifer in Missouri, what's happening? Hey, good morning. Thank you for calling. What you want to say?

I just want to tell you how much I enjoy listening to you in the morning. You are just absolutely darling, and you keep it real. I appreciate that. Sometimes I keep it too real and I get in trouble. Then I keep it less real the next day. Then I get irritated to myself and I keep it extra. It's just a bad cycle, you know what I mean? Yeah.

Yeah. Well, I appreciate it though, Jennifer. Thank you for calling. and talking to the show here. So what do you want to do? I want to read this to you. Do you think Carrie Underwood trolled me yesterday on Instagram or do you think she meant this?

Let's see. So I posted this picture because someone stole my shoes and I had to wear a blue shoes to work out in and I'm so OCD about everything. Red, red, red, red, red. And I wore these blue shoes and I posted a picture on my Instagram. And so Carrie Underwood posts

and you can tell me what you think. She said, don't let it throw you off your game, bro. now is she like being like bro like she's calling me a bro in the derogatory sense like don't be a bro because that's the thing don't be a bro oh that is I thought bro is like a or it could just be like hey

brother bro but I'm also working out in the picture yeah like a bro so it's a very bro picture so it when Carrianderwood writes don't let it throw you off your game comma bro is she trolling me or she being super cool Eddie yeah I'm trying to think

I don't think she uses the word bro in her vocabulary. You know her that well? Well, when she comes in, she never says like, yeah, yeah, bro, so like this is what we're going to do. I think she's trolling you, dude. You think she's trolling. Yeah, she saw you working out and she's like, okay, bro. What a bro picture. Lunch bikes? For sure, trolling you. Oh, yes. Do you hear the sarcasm in that bro? Like, oh, you're so cool, bro. Like, see how I like Carrie. I think she's just being funny. Oh, man. Well, for sure, she's not being mean. But I think, Amy, what do you think here? Okay, I checked bro on urban dictionary, which is the go-to. And the number one definition is friend. Yeah, what's more? Commonly used in greetings. Okay, what's number two? Number two?

A dude that works out in blue shoes. No. An alpha male idiot. Yeah, that's my point. That's how I read it. So what do you think? Is she trolling me or not? Wow.

Normally a white man ages between 16 and 25. At the gym. Talks about nothing but chicks and beer. Drives a jacked up truck. Plastered with stickers. That's like a bro. Right. So it's not, that's not you.

I think she meant it as a friend and, yeah, she's the first definition. Bro. So we're two to, too. We're even, let's go to Morgan number two, our 24-year-old who does digital. Morgan, is she trolling me? Yes or no. You don't think so. I think it's like a friendly, hey, you keep working really hard.

Bro. What are you laughing at him? Urban Dictionary says that a bro is also someone. that spends a female amount of money on clothes and obsesses over his appearance to a degree that is not socially acceptable for a heterosexual male. Wait, why is it got to be gay or not gay? Why can't you just mad? This is Urban Dictionary.

I'm just saying, on the post, you were complaining about your shoes being blue? Yeah, I was like, someone stole my shoes. I'm giving a reward for found my red ones. That's a great fine, Amy. Oh, I know. Now, according to this part of the bro. Am I gay? No, that's not what she said.

No, no, no, I'm saying that you obsess over things that, like, are... Okay, well, everybody can be the judge. And I think Amy's switching. I know. I'm like, I don't know. You open this up to Facebook? No. I don't put a poll.

I don't know opening it to Facebook anymore. Bro? Come at me, bro. That's what I'm saying. Come at me, bro. That's another one. By the way, Morgan number two is 24 years old. Cynthia Nixon, you may not recognize that name, but she is actually Miranda.

from Sex and the City and she is running for New York Governor. I saw that. And it is awesome. People are making like sex in the city references and people are stoked about her running. I wonder what she would think is Carrie troll on me or not. Can we get her on? Let's ask her. Yeah, yeah.

All right. Thank you. There we go. What your 24 year olds care about. You got to see the self-driving Uber that hits a person. Yes. Oh, well. Okay.

What are your thoughts? Well, I don't know much about it, but I feel like shouldn't they have sensors or something? telling them about to hit something? They do. And secondly, someone was in the Uber. They weren't driving, but they were sitting there watching. But here's where the story is lost. I'll play a couple clips first.

This is from the news. The Uber was the vehicle was a Volvo again. It was a self-driving vehicle. It was in the autonomous mode at the time. The vehicle was traveling northbound, and the pedestrian was outside of a crosswalk. So it was mid-block. And as soon as she walked into the lane of traffic, she was struck by the vehicle that was traveling northbound.

This is not a self-driving car problem. This is someone walking out in the middle of traffic. And the car even slowed down, they said. They said that no car could have not hit this person. Oh. Because she walked right in the middle. It wasn't a crosswalk. This is you're jaywalking.

Yes. Interesting. I just think self-driving is going to be way better than you. Humans hit people all the time. It's not in the news. Yeah. She walked down at a place you're not supposed to walk out according to. to the news. And the car did slow down, but it couldn't slow down quick enough. And we think a human

would have? All I'm saying, well, I don't know why I'm sticking out for artificial intelligence. But what do you do? I'm just looking at the other side of this in that they quickly go, somebody's walk across the street though when they shouldn't walk across the street. Can't side with the robots, man. God, dude. I'm not siding with the robots. You ever seen Terminator? All I'm saying is, I think it's a little more detailed than just a car running over someone who's standing on the sidewalk. And this guy sitting in the car, doesn't think about hitting the brakes? Probably watching. He's like,

by chilling. He's on his phone. He's working on his computer. He's got a self-driving Uber. He's having a self-driver if you have to drive it. And then he's supposed to like fly over to the driver's seat and slim on the brakes? No, no, you're sitting in the driver's seat. Oh. He's in the back. He's in the back. He's chilling, Amy.

With a writer? Oh, he would, wait. I know. That's part of it too. But again. You don't have to pay attention at all in your In the driver's seat. My point, too, is even if you're in that driver's seat, you're probably looking out, and you still don't see it if it was that quick. Wow, I just never seen one of these. I pictured you're just sitting in the bat.

You're working and your little robot is driving you. Eventually, in 20 years, maybe, 10 years even. But no. And I think, again, they make the point of it. She didn't walk out on a crosswalk or when the little glowie man says walk. It was straight up jaywalking. According to the story. If something else comes out, but what are you supposed to do?

human would have hit her too. That's my point. Well, human. Right, it says, the police chief says, I suspect it appears that the Uber would likely not be at fault in this incident. Now, tell me again why it's the automatic car's fault. All the robots out there listening. Who's on your team early?

Even the chief's siding with the robots. That's what I'm saying. Yeah, but y'all, they're probably listening. Who, the robots? Yeah. It's not our fault. They're listening. You would have hit it too.

I tried to stop as fast as I could. Man, we were talking about Cheetos. the day. Yeah. And somebody on the show came up to look at my phone. There was advertising for Cheetos. I hate that. Because we were just talking about it on the show.

I hate that. Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Well, there's that. And I hate that someone was hit by a car. Like that, that's not funny. But my only point is I think a human would have hit them too. Yeah, it's very clear it would have been difficult to avoid this collision any kind of mode of transportation, human or robot.

Yeah, I don't know how to say that word. That's all I wanted to say. And the author of that article was, robot. Written by Robot number 1472 Ronnie Robot 950 dash 430 That's Timothy Lee robot They don't even try to fake it

Yeah He's got a long number behind it Oh man I know Did you see the custodian That when they had to walk out For all the gun violence All the kids walked out of school

The custodian went and stole all the kid's stuff Oh hey He stole 180 bucks from kids book bags There's no hay There's no like that's okay Listen listen Are you about to say he's opportunistic? Yep

No he stole I understand. And he only got 180 bucks. Not very much. That's a lot. That's a lot. That's lunch money, dude. Out of all, he gave up his job for $180. He didn't think he was going to get caught. He didn't sacrifice it and go, I'm taking the money. Goodbye, everybody. He got caught. And there's not very many suspects because a lot of people walked out of school. Oh, it was a woman. How sex is to me to assume it was a dirt bag man. I just assumed it's a dirt bag man. Always. Always. Because men are dirt bags.

Pigs. While students in South Carolina participated in. a walkout, a custodian helped herself to their cash. The custodian at the school went to the classroom and she, she rummed into the book bag and said, you don't take your bag with you when you walk out?

I don't think so, because you expect no one to steal it. Yeah, because you're going back. Everybody's gone. Lunchbox. I'll, hold on. Okay, cool. I'll run this by you.

Do you know this song here? Yeah, yeah. It's Garth Brooks. Right. Yeah. I didn't know if you wanted me to see. Sing it? What did you want me to do? I just want to say you knew it. Yeah, I know it. Do you know who wrote it? No, I have no idea who writes songs. Okay, Billy Joel wrote it.

Billy Joel. Oh, piano man. Play me a song you're a piano man. I got him. So, did you know Billy Joel wrote it? No clue. Does that blow your mind at all? Yeah, it's kind of interesting. Maybe Garst said that one time in his show, like when I went to, but I don't remember when he does that. That's crazy. I didn't know Billy Joel wrote country music. Well, did you know Billy Joel wrote that? No. Oh, you didn't? No. Oh, wow. No.

Because Billy Joel is kind of a big deal. Oh, yeah, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame big deal. Oh, yeah, that's what I mean. I can tell you what he... This is Garth from Studio G. I can tell you what he told me. He just said, hey, you got a lot of balls. That's what he said.

And so I don't know if that means... Well, I don't know what it means. It just, if you know Billy, it means he kind of applauds the route you're going. So really cool. shameless has had a million lifetimes in our career, as you can imagine, and just love it. Here's Billy Joel doing it. You don't like that or do you like that?

No. Only because it's not what you know. Maybe, but it just doesn't sound good. It does sound good. Yeah. It's awesome. It's different. Favorite Billy Joel song that's not Piano Man, Amy.

I'd have to have help with it. Really? He has more songs than Piano Man. Yes, I mean, I know he's got tons. Like, for example, I love you just the way you are. Yeah, that's a good one. This is maybe. Just the way you are.

This is good. No, this is brutal Morris. No. Don't go change it. Okay, how about a, but still rock and roll to me. Oh, this is good, yeah. What's the matter with the clue? No.

Can't you tell that you ties too wide? Wow. I really died as a one-hit wonder. Dude, he's in the rocker. If he's not in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, he should be. Hey, give him Uptown Girl. Yeah, Uptown Girl. Oh, I know that one.

Yeah, I know that one. Do you know, we didn't start the fire? Oh, he did that one? Yeah. Yeah, okay. Was he part of the band? Nope. No, he's Billy Joel.

Okay, I don't know if he broke off like Sting did from Wham. No, Steve. Oh, my goodness. Wham? You know, only the good. I don't know any of this, huh? No, I already knew that one you just played, the one you sing for me.

So you're going to go. Do you know, and I don't think it's up here, but in the middle of the night, I've been walking down the street. I've been walking down my sleep. Through the valley of fear. No. Where the river's so deep.

No. I've been searching for something. Kind of sounds like waking up in Memphis. No. Not at all. Well, that's what it reminded. Oh, man. When you say walking through the streets,

I think of Memphis. With my head held so high. With my feet and Peter. Mark Cohen. That's it. Get out of here. Get out of here with all you guys. Come on.

Trivia. I'm going to tell you a story. I don't think you would mind me telling it. So Kid Rock was having dinner with somebody I know. And my friend was like, I got to tell you, Kid Rock is very generous. So what do you mean? I guess, look up Kid Rock's net worth, by the way.

Because he's loaded, obviously. And the internet doesn't know everything, but it always kind of has an idea. She said when he eats dinner, he just passes out hundreds of wait staff. Oh, man. The bus people. Yeah, what? 80 million. 80 million.

What? Yeah, my friend said he's the most generous person he's ever been around. I've heard that about him for sure, but I didn't know he's worth 80 million. He's worth so much that everybody that came around to help him, he just gave $100, too, all night long, all night long. That would be so cool to be that status. to just be able to give. You don't have to give 100. You can give ones, three.

To give out hundreds to every single person you meet. How's the 80 million going to last if you're doing that? Exactly. 80 million last, man. That's a long time. That's a lot of money. Yeah. Yes, you're right.

He has a new song called American Rock and Roll. I've been able to spend a little time. Listen, I got no hundreds. I haven't been on one of those dinners where he passes out money. But I've spent some time with Kid Row. I find him to be quite pleasurable to be around. I know he's polarizing at times because he's, gets political and even I think he had said to me

in a public setting that probably wasn't the best idea because I'm not going to say something he said in private but he was like yeah I probably wasn't the best I did that for me to do you know whenever he was doing that yeah I'm running run for Senate Kid Rock for Senate but I do find him to be a really just nice guy to be around and whenever you think of Kid Rock you think of

I am the bull go oh yeah you know I'm with the man of man No. Diggy, diggy. There it goes. I believe it goes. Ba with the bae, the bang to bang diggy.

Diggy said the boogie, said up, jump the boog. How did you know that? Well, because the college radio, that's what we did. Dude, that's good. And I just would roll with it whenever it would come on. Bang to bang to bang the bone bomb. You're not in close, dude. Well, my point is with all that is, I think, my, again.

I think Kid Rock's a nicer guy than he lets on. What's his real name? Bob. And he keeps telling me to call him Bob, and I go, okay, Kid Rock. I like that. I'm good. This reminds me at college radio.

But he's out some Mass and hits Cowboy. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So heads up, Starbucks is going to have a new drink starting on Thursday.

It's only going to last for four days or if they run out of ingredients before the four days is up, it'll be done. And it's going to be called the crystal ball

frappuccino. And you know it's going to be all over Instagram. What's in it? What makes it crystallie bally? Well, it's made

with a turquoise peach flavor that's swirled with vanilla and then it has whipped cream with purplish rock candy on top. I think if you said Starbucks was having a limited run and the dog turd Prapecino, people would still go, oh, we got to get that. They just want that limited run Starbucks.

You know? The picture of it looks really good. Yeah, what else? Yeah, it's going to be like, it's up against last year's unicorn frappuccino for most posts and stuff like that. So Lunchbox is having a baby in August, and I'm pretty sure the first two days of the baby's born,

we all need to go by and get a little whiff. Of what? The baby's head. Gross. Go by. I get it with them right now. I can tell you. It ain't good.

No, it's like good for us. Yes, the scent of a baby's head, especially during the first two days of life, it sends like, you know, a message to our brain, like a reward trigger. And we just are like instantly happier after sniffing a newborn baby. Instantly. Wow.

That's cool, I guess. So, I mean, if lunchbox is okay with us borrowing his baby. Is that cool? Just bring it up here. He probably charged us. $5 a sniff. Are you doing paternity leave? I assume.

How much paternity leave? Oh, you're asking him? Yeah. I think you get three months. I don't think so. I don't know. I don't know. I literally have no idea.

Wow, I became a new mom. I didn't take three months. Two kids. Basically twins. I mean, to be fair, you took about three months over the course of the years trying to get I don't think so. Careful, Bones.

He's going to want three months. I don't care what he does. No, three months. What do I care? What I care? What else? A random woman in Seattle, she paid over $600 to buy all the Girl Scout cookies

that two girls were selling outside a grocery store. She's like, I'll take them all, I'll take them all. But then she didn't actually physically take them with her. She told the girls, you know what? You just pass all these boxes out to strangers. That's cool. Isn't that so awesome? When you imagine you're walking in, you get a free box

to Girl Scout cookies? But what about, let me just up the any of it. What? What if you just give them the money instead? Here, I bought the cookies. Just kidding. Sell those cookies too and add it to the pile. Oh, that's cool too.

Make more money. Yeah, that's what I did. But then the kids don't get to bless all the strangers walking by with the free box of cookies. Like, that's the point. It's cool that she didn't even want to pass them out. She's like, hey, little girls, you get to pass them out. No, I get it. It's just me going next level.

That's just what you do, man. Yeah, they should have pocketed the $600. No, they should have pocketed it. No, double the money. Girl Scouts don't need that extra. Don't tell them what they need. Okay, what else? So if you want your hair to smell like eggs and bacon, well...

I don't. Who want their hair to smell like eggs and bacon? No. Well, it's a novelty thing, or maybe you want to get this... If you want your deodorant smell like hash browns, I have a story for you. No, go ahead. They do make bacon-scented all kinds of things. But Einstein Brothers Bagels, which is one of my favorite bagel places,

they're introducing a new bacon and egg breakfast sandwich, and along with this, they're selling bacon and egg, shampoo and conditioner. That sounds disgusting. Yeah. If you want to buy it, you can buy both of them for $10. Who would wash their hair? It could be a fun gift, like a white elephant.

I would be disgusted at that. All right, is that it? Yeah, maybe. That's my file. If you have a happy childhood, you're likely to have really strong relationships in your life. Because what they say is if you're a kid and you see all these working relationships, you believe in them. You trust them so you have them. Right.

Well, yeah, I think it's a, well, I'm associating lack of trust with the poor child. Like when your childhood is not that great, do you not trust people as much? Well, I never saw a successful relationship. So my mom was my real biological father. They weren't together. Her and my stepdad ended up divorcing. She had other relationships. So I never saw a healthy relationship.

I don't know if that directly falls under me. But I like someone like lunchbox, whose parents are still together. Mm-hmm. How long have they married? Since they were 19, they're 63, so how I do the math. Crazy, huh? Yeah, that's a long time.

And my grandparents, they were married for like 62 years before they passed away. Wow. Look at this. And this guy over here is just married up? I'm married up almost three years. Got a little, what do you call it, bun in the oven? Mm-hmm. Yeah.

Yeah. That's what you call it. Your parents, are they still romantic with each other? No. What do you mean? No. No. You don't want to talk about it,

You want to think about it? I don't think they are. Do you ever see them kiss? No. But you kiss your dad on the lips. So wait, who kisses your dad unless more? You or your mom? Pardon me.

Oh, gosh. I don't think I've seen my dad kiss my mom. I think they kiss at the wedding, like when they're dancing. But besides that, I don't get flirty and... They don't really get flirty or... Do you ever walk in on me as a kid? Nope. They got a locked on that door.

That's messed up. Why would you have that? Yeah, why do you want to know that? Like, really. You'll bring that up. Look at it. Erase it. Why not?

Erase that memory. Why, Eddie, did you? No, I never did. No, no, no. I did, but we don't talk about it. How old were you? I don't know, but I remember it was so awkward. And it was on a Sunday morning.

Before Jared? I think Ashley. But they were married. I know, but it's still your parents. It's weird. No, I know. And that's one of the, I have very few memories of my parents together. That's one of them.

That's not bad. The one of us playing on. Leap frog. Only my mom knew. I don't know that my dad ever knew. You didn't make eye contact? Like, oh, God. Amy, why would you say stuff like that?

Yeah, like, what in the world? I don't think my dad knew. He didn't, because my mom talked to me about it. Your mom talked to you. How old are you? She asked me after church. I had to have been like six. I mean, my dad left when I was eight.

I was probably six or. And you remember it? Yeah. Yes. Can you stop doing? Can you see it in your head right now? I'm just talking to stop it. I don't want to see it in my head right now. I'm just asking the question.

And then my mom, after church, we got home that day and she said, do you want to talk about what you're all day? Amy has her eyes closed right now. She does. Amy's talking with her eyes closed. She's probably never. What did your mom say? I probably never told anybody this. This is good.

Go ahead. And now it's easier when you talk about it. My dad's probably listening, but my mom's not. What do you want to know? What you say? She just asked me if I wanted to talk about what I saw. And then what did you say? I said, no.

No, I don't want to talk about it. I don't, we didn't have like a discussion. Did you understand what was going on? Yeah, I think she just wanted to make sure that it was like, everything was okay. I don't know what you're looking for. It wasn't like a... Do you want to talk about what you saw? Dude, that is a crazy question.

I don't want to talk about it. I don't want to ask my kids. Son, do you want to talk about what you saw? No. No one wants to talk about what they saw. I think with a mom and a daughter, it's different. It wasn't like anything weird or crazy. She was just making sure that like I...

I get it. I don't think I had seen anything like I get it but I'm good. I get what you're saying but no no I would never do that. You just ignore it. You just ignore it. You just ignore it. You just ignore it. Shut up.

Shut up. Yeah, because you're a guy. I think like a mom is different. No, no, no, no. You're grounded. Grounded. Yeah, I told you that to walk in. Get out there.

This is a body bone show. Body bones. What's up today, Amy, Amy, Amy? Um, working out with my friend Gracie, she's coming out with my friend Gracie. she comes over to the house and we'll kind of get our Tracy Anderson on. You know, Gracie is Steve Mokler's wife and I was talking to someone on FaceTime

a listener yesterday. Yeah? I have a video on my phone and they said that one of Steve Mokler's song is going to be their wedding song. I meant to send this to him and I forgot. Oh, you should. Let him know.

What a jerk I am for taking this video than not sending it. Hold on. Here, this is it. Steve Mokler's song suitcase. Yeah, because it's like their song they used to drive around and listen to it. Yeah, I need to give that to you

to give to her to give to him. Anyway, Amy's cool. She's going to go hanging out with Steve Mocler's wife. No, no, no, she's Gracie. She has a name. She's not just Steve. I know her. But she's married to Steve Mokler.

Yeah, but that's not how I know her. Steve Mokler's cool. I didn't even... What? I didn't even know Steve when I became friends with her. But then I was like, oh, you're married to Steve Mockler. That's be friends, really, really. JK, JK, JK, JK.

But, yeah, so I was FaceTime with listeners yesterday. and he said this is going to be their wedding first dance song, Steve Mocler, who Amy's going to have a workout with his wife's lighter today. No, really, Amy's friends out there. Miss Mocler. Everybody wants a house on the hill. Everybody wants a ski boat. I'll see you tomorrow.

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