The Bobby Bones Show - Is Phone Girl Hillary A Step Closer To Finding A Date? + Dan + Shay Stop By + Someone Tries To Take Lunchbox’s Money + Bobby Announces Another Bobby Bones Show Class of 2018 Artist

Episode Date: January 10, 2018

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Good morning, welcome to Wednesday show. Everybody hanging out. Appreciate that. Boy, Studio! Morning! Dan and Shee come in a little later on. They have a new song that we're about to play called Tequila. So we're going to world premiere right now, but they'll be coming in an hour and a half or so.

So Dan and Shea in this morning, here's the brand new song from those two called Tequila. It's on right now on the Bobby Bone Show. I can still shut down the party. A sketch on the rocks are not fine. I taste a keel of a t-shirt. The same one you wore when we were. Sky high and creepy, I'd never leave you. I remember how bad I need.

I taste a keel. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Milwaukee Admiral's hockey player, Pierre Cedric LeBrie. He was on the road with this team in Grand Rapids, Michigan. And his pregnant wife went to labor back home. So we needed to get home, but there was a huge snowstorm, and nobody would take him. So the goalie on the opposing team, his name's Tom McCollum in Grand Rapids,

said, hey, you can borrow my truck. And he took the truck four hours back. That's awesome. And he got to the birth of his son. Isn't that awesome? Yes. That's so cool. That is a good story.

So Tom McCollum of the Grand Rapids Griffins. I see you, man. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Southern California. Over a dozen people have died. Tons have been injured from those freak mudslides.

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In New York, a huge chunk crushed a car, but luckily nobody was hurt. Yeah. Bobby Bones. The show. People always have commentary on the show, and what I had Mike D. do, and Mike D. works on the show, is pull the biggest complaints

on our show about Facebook over the last few days. So, these are the biggest complaints about the show in general. At number three, the biggest complaints. Number three. You paid for pants with paint splatter on them. That I paid for pants with paint on them. There's a lot of peas in there.

Yeah, I had pants on that had paint on them And it wasn't real paint I didn't do the work to get the paint There, I bought them like that But a lot of people were complaining about those pants You can see them at bobbybones.com What are people saying? I like those pants Now why would you pay for pants with paint already on them?

Who slid seashells on the seashore? Why would you pay for pants and paint on them? That's hard. Great question I liked them And I didn't have to go do the work but I got the result They look cool. Thank you. Number two Things people are complaining about on the show Go ahead.

You're not coming to their city on your comedy tour. Yeah, a lot of people get upset when I put out 20 cities I'm going to, and I don't go everywhere, but I can't go everywhere. But yes, that's true. It's disappointing to me, too, to me too. Because I wasn't able to get to Boston this time. I really went to go to Boston. But I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm just sorry, I can't be everywhere all the time. But yes. And the number one thing people complain about the most, Mike D? The video of lunchbox and Eddie walking on the frozen pond. Oh. I saw, and I thought the video. it was funny of you two. Lunchbox and Eddie

go out on this frozen pond, and it's kind of a bit to where they're seeing if Eddie's kids can go ice skating on this pond, if it's that frozen. And people are upset because people fall through a lot. Yeah. And it cracks. Here's the audio. I wanted to bring my kids ice skating, but before they come,

I want to try it out with lunchbox. I'm on the pond. Hey, okay, jump up and down. Higher. It's going to break on it. Oh, it's solid. So I could, should I bring the boys? Even wearing the boys to skate. Look, that rock is frozen in there. Guys, I heard something.

I heard something. I heard crap. Oh, you scared. And that's the most complained about thing? Yeah. Are people mad or are they upset? Yeah, they're upset. Guys, the pond was like three feet deep.

I don't think we would have died if we would have fallen through. Just full disclosure. Why were people upset? They say you were promoting people going and trying that. That's not true. Yeah, I agree with you. It's not true. Just because somebody does it, doesn't mean you should do it. Yeah, we were proven not to do. That was a crack. Mind your kids. Mind your own. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Time for your positivity here on Wednesday.

Let's do a little segment called Tell Me Something Good. Tell Me Something Good. And our guest, Tell Me Something Gooder today is our phone screener Hillary. Hi, Hillary. Hi. All right. Let's go. Tell me something good. Lunchbox. You're up, buddy. There's been some wildfires in Northern California. So the Harlem Globetrotters wanted to do something. something cool while they were in town. They just showed up to an elementary school to surprise the kids and teach them basketball tricks. Oh, wow. They teach them how to spin the ball in their finger. I went to Harlem Goop Trades as a kid.

Thought it was the coolest thing I ever seen. So awesome. They were making half-quarter shots. Yeah. On each other's backs. They specialize in tricks. It's funny. So fun.

Yeah. Hillary, give me one. These two teenagers, Sasha and Carson, they love solving Rubik's cubes and they realize that people who are visually impaired, they can't play with them. So now they're creating a new Rubik's cube with textured items on it. So anybody can play. That's pretty cool. That's awesome.

You can feel the Rubik's cute. Man, how hard would that be? Tough. I mean, it's tough when you can see the colors. That's true. So after adopting two kids with special needs who need around the clock care, Rachel Richardson had to quit her teaching job. She knew her budget would be tight, and she went shopping in Oklahoma, and her card was denied,

so she was going to leave without the groceries. And instead of that, one of the clerks said, hey, I got your grocery bill. She said, no, no, no. And no, no, let me do it. make a difference and as long as you pay it forward in some way even by gesture. And so they paid for her grocery bill, which is just a bunch of strangers saying, hey, we'll like to make the situation easier for you. That's pretty cool. I downloaded Dunkirk, the movie. I haven't watched it yet, but man, it looks long. It is long. Have you seen it? I saw it this weekend. It's a war movie, right?

Yeah, I think it's a war movie based on World War II, but before the Americans got involved, It's like, I think, a British-based film. But I think what makes it long is there's no talking. It's just like a natural soundpiece where the whole movie is just what's happening. The fighter pilots fighting and people on the ground fighting. Like, that's it. Has anyone else seen Dunkirk here? Mike D seen it.

Eddie, did you like it first of all? I mean, no, no, not really. Mike D, did you like it? I liked it. There is a lot of just kind of buildup to it. Would I like it? You'll like it, yeah. Mike D knows my taste.

She'll say, hey, you should watch this. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, Mike D and I spent all the time together. He travels with me. We ride a bunch of stuff together too. And so he told me to watch Get Out during the break. I loved Get Out.

And I don't like scary movies. I thought it was fantastic. And he told me to watch Baby Driver. I thought it was really good, too. You see any good movies, Lunchbox? I saw Catch Me If You Can. The old movie with Leo DiCaprio? Yes.

That's good, right? Fascinating. And based on a true story. Oh, my. I was hooked. It was such a good movie. Why did you watch that one now? I don't know.

I guess I was just going through Netflix. trying to find something and that popped up. And I was like, I've never seen that. I've heard it's good. And it was great. You had DiCaprio and Tom Hanks are in it. Yes. Phenomenal movie.

Anybody send you, Ray, see any movies lately? Lifetime movies. Oh, your girlfriend? Yeah, she makes me watch those. We're kind of on a little bit of a binge with those. What's the last one you watched? It was blood, sweat, and tears. It was about a trainer.

Ended up getting a little too involved with one of his clients. That's funny. Morgan number two, our web girl. Have you seen any good movies lately? Yeah, the movie's stronger about the Boston bombing. Oh, I haven't seen that stronger. Is it good? Really good. It has Jake Gyllenhaal, and it's incredible. The movie, like, just...

Did you Wikipedia this stuff? Did you Wikipedia and see how accurate it was? No, but it feels pretty accurate. Oh, I get a good vibe. Lunchbox, do you Wikipedia it? No, no. all real because it said based on a true story. But base is loose. Man, and the kid was only 17 when he did all this.

I mean, it's amazing. Yeah, it's good. I remember thinking that same thing 15 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Redding, California. A man was in an apartment when he saw a big old spider on the wall. He's like, oh, I got to get that guy,

grabs the blow torch, he got the wall and he got the apartment next to him, fire damage to both. He shouldn't use fire to kill bugs. I was thinking you should probably use a shoe. Yes, that's a lot safer. Or a paper towel roller. A broom.

Yeah. The last place you should go is fire. But he said, and he quotes, it was a huge spider. Bobby Bones. So your brother, lunchbox, is asking for money for his kids? Yes, and I'm a little annoyed by this because Christmas just happened. And they had a whole couple of. Christmas list and then I get a text, hey, family, the two boys want to go to a church camp.

Can you donate to their fund? It's $200 per kid. Wow, how many kids they want to send? Two. Wow. My whole thing is, if you wanted donations to send them to church camp, put that on their Christmas list. You conveniently left it off so we all buy them Christmas gifts and then two weeks after

Christmas, oh, now there's this church camp you want to donate some money. That would have made a problem. perfect Christmas gift if you ask me, maybe I'm being unreasonable uncle, but I think I'm very smooth and right on this one. I think you're angry about it. I'm annoyed. Did you give a money? I have not donated. Are you going to? I don't think so. But you have the money to donate. I do have the money to donate, but they also had a Christmas list. Yeah, yeah, you went through this whole thing about... But why would you not put that on your Christmas list? Why, they did it on purpose. Are you really mad about this? They had to like, oh, I forgot to put it.

it on the Christmas list. Sure you did. Don't you find that kind of crazy? Maybe they really didn't know. I don't know, listen, I don't know your brother well enough to know what he's thinking about his kids. The kids are old enough. One is a freshman or sophomore in high school, the other ones in seventh grade. Oh, they need to go make their own money. They can put that on their Christmas list. Whoa, whoa, whoa. One's a sophomore in high school? But he's not, he's only 15. So he, go mow yards. I agree with you on that also. That's what I'm saying. but if you really wanted this camp you're going to...

Okay, let's not yell the whole time. I know you're upset. I'll take a breath. Yeah. I think the 15-year-old should pay for some of it, at least half of it, himself. I'm down with that also. Volunteer to wash mom and dad's car. Go to the neighbors.

Try to wash their cars. Do something. Don't just be putting a link up and say donate. Here, well, do I go fund me on our page. Okay. No, I'm just kidding. We're not. We're not doing a go-fundness.

Would you not want to help my family out? We don't do go-fund-mees anyway. We don't. Look, here's honestly, I don't want to go-fund me for them. Because that would teach them the wrong lessons that they just ask and they get it. It sounds like what they're going to get, though. That's what they're going to get. I'm going to donate.

Yeah? You can send both of them? I'm going to send a dollar each. Oh, my goodness. Okay. American Idol says they won't show the bad auditions anymore. How do you feel about that? man, that was part of the great

greatness of the show. Nah, it just looks like bullying now. They did it for 10 seasons. I think it was the perfect idea. We stopped caring about it. It was just the same thing. And then you started to feel like they were other picking on people

that weren't whatever. They weren't. I don't know. You felt sad for people. And then people started getting in on the gag and they would come in and it would be obviously fake. The first four seasons is pretty funny.

I think it's a good move. I just don't think people want to see that. And they don't want to see the judges being mean to people and making them sing even though they're bad, I think it's big enough to get a headline, but I think that's a good move by Idol. That being said, I have some of the more famous ones. She face! She face!

Oh, baby, but she moves, she moves. That's William Hung. I go crazy because she loosed like it flop, but she stings like a bee, like every girl in history. So, William Hung was season three. Eddie and I met at a William Hung show We did Yeah I was working for the news

You were doing your radio You were emceeing that event with William Hung And the thing is I think There was something up with William Hong He didn't know he was bad Of course And that's when I started to feel like They're just picking on people

Absolutely When I met him He had no idea he was bad I remember What's the main guy Who was the biggest Oh Simon Cowell Simon Cowell man

He would just like rail these people Yeah that's why he was funny though That was what brought people to him And then it got old because he looked like a bully. Here's General Larry. This is from Season 9. Pants on the ground, pants on the ground, looking like a fool with your pants on the ground. Remember that one?

I remember that. He's 62 years old. Pants on the ground. Pants on the ground. Looking like a fool with your pants on the ground with the gold in your mouth. Hats turn sideways pan hit the ground. Call yourself a cool cat looking like a fool. Walking down to town with your pants on the ground.

That song got 150,000 downloads because they put it up. This guy named Keith, he did Like a Virgin in season two. I made it through the wilderness. Somehow I made it through it out. The thing about this is, this guy had no idea he was bad. It was so early, people weren't gaming the system yet. These were all legitimately really bad people. Didn't know how lost I was until I found you.

I was beat. I ain't complained I've been had And hearing it now When they let them go on It doesn't feel good No It's you should stop

Because you're letting them go on To embarrass themselves on TV When you say gaming the system You mean like later on people knew That if you were bad You were gonna be on TV Yeah so they would go and do Really novel things

They're going to wear in a flower costume And sing bad Just so you could be Crazy just to be on TV Yes So I think it's a good idea I think it's something Idle had to do It'd be interesting too

because Luke's on there. About 10 minutes away from Dan and Shea in the studio, our phone screener Hillary's in now. I saw you gained about 7,000 Instagram followers yesterday. It was a little intense yesterday, a little crazy. Were a lot of dudes hitting you up on the DM? Oh, yes. I got hundreds of messages.

Hundreds? It was, yeah. Oh, yeah. Hillary's our new phone screener. She just turned 25. She's been on two dates in her entire life, which was a little shocking to us. Because you're like girl about town.

You look like that. You're all hip and cool. Wouldn't we all agree? We were all surprised by that? Of course we were surprised. So we said, hey, let's do the Triple Crown. You have to date a friend of ours. You have to date a listener, and you have to date someone from an app.

Just one time. And if it doesn't work out, who cares? At least you tried. When we all agree with that? Absolutely. Okay, so how did it feel after yesterday? You go home, what's the vibe? It was a little crazy.

My friends actually, people are adding my friends, my best friends. Welcome to the public life. So it's weird. but they were going through the messages and it was weird there was one though it was a sister trying to set me up with a brother and she was so adorable

so I actually read her message and I replied back to her she was really cute do you find anybody that tickled you fancy that's a weird word to you but her brother he was a good contender okay I like this

and there's another buffer there because I'm gonna make sure he's cool too But she's stepping out for him. Like, he hasn't killed her. Right. He's actually met you. She sent me a picture. He's a great dude.

They went to your tour. Yeah, yeah. What's he from? He's from, he actually works for the Dallas Cowboys. And he's like in the train. I feel like all of y'all would kind of be okay with this. He's got my vote. I think the guy's fantastic.

Me too. Go for it. Yeah. Okay. Well, my hope this works out for you. My dad did tell me to tell you all that he's holding all of y'all accountable. And if something goes bad, he's coming up to Nashville. But if something,

goes good, I expect to be rewarded. If he's going to hold us account of boys, got to reward us. You can't just punish. So Hillary is on Instagram, Hillary.borden. She gained 9,000 Instagram followers yesterday. When I looked during the show, she was at 2000. When I looked last night, she was over 9,000.

Wow, Hillary. Look at you. I'm all crazy. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Dan and Shay. What are boys? How are you, buddy? I don't know.

I was playing the drums. That was a nice groove that came in there, man. That sounds so cool. It was like Dan and Shea. How are you? Hey, we've been playing this new song this morning. Congratulations. What was the plus?

Oh, I get it. You were putting this in, I just hit me right now. Could I follow both of you guys on Twitter and Instagram? And so you put up the plus as a new song coming out? Yes. It just means Dan Plus Shea. You got it. Nailed it.

Because before the song came out, I started, because the song's tequila. And if you haven't heard it so far, this is some of tequila from Dan and Jay. This is like the original version. Yeah, yeah. This is one of the one of the, the rough coffees that they would be going. Yeah, I love it.

Yeah. Yeah. We should have put out that version. It's so much better. Yeah, I love it. There is. There it is. Not as good as the original. Tequila.

I would agree. There it is. Tequila. No, that's good. It's good. It's good. So this is like the first of a whole new deal, right? A whole new project for you guys?

Yeah, man. We haven't put out music. I feel like it's been like two and a half years now. It's crazy. Well, to the listener, again, you're so inside of it. Right, exactly. You're so inside your world. Yeah.

We feel like we've been getting songs pretty regularly because not everybody buys an album now. True. The whole world's changed. It's true. You've been in my heart forever for two and a half years. I know it's felt like forever because you've made music, right? Yeah, it has been. It feels good to be in the studio, man.

We've been, I don't know, we've been recording writing a lot. I think we wrote like 80 or 90 songs for this project. We wrote a lot. It's like, we're in that process now of narrowing them all down. So it's a difficult part of the process. But it's exciting. It's cool to get new stuff out there. And we're fired up, man.

This tequila song. Who wrote this? We wrote it with our friends Jordan Reynolds and Nicole Galleon. She's been one of our favorite writers since we moved here. There's a picture of us, like, one of our first songwriting sessions together in Nashville. Our hair was even more ridiculous. I don't know. Has it gotten worse?

Over the Christmas break, mine's gotten out of control. Yeah, you guys got a little money and got a little hairdo. That's what happened with you two Because the more money you get, the crazy your hair's been Some people get teeth, we got the Yeah, I don't know It's crazy Nicole's amazing though

She's one of our favorite writers She's on that, the Lee Bright song, boy as well Do you guys have fake teeth? I do, these are fake They look good man Well, I never had my teeth fix growing up I never went to the dentist Yeah

No fake My hair still, I have all my hair which is good You guys have all your hair too Yeah for right now Yeah, all the product I keep using I don't know how good that is for my hair But we'll see Look at you two.

Both married now. Look at us. We're trying to grow up, man. You know, so we wanted to put out something mature, you know, and talk about, you know, tequila.

Is this, did you guys write, did you guys write about each other? This is about YouTube's meeting? Yes. That's a whole thing. You know, that's why we put the plus sign out there first, you know.

That plus sign through me. I was trying to figure out the title of the song. I just could have asked, I guess. I just could have texted me like, hey, hit us up. But still I like to figure things out. But that's what it just meant.

It meant you guys had something now. Yeah. I'm terrible. life. So, man, how did you, the first time you guys met, where, like, what was the deal with that? We met in Nashville, man. We met at a house party and, uh, one of our mutual friends was like, hey man, this guy is having a house party tonight if you want to go. And at that time, both of us were, we're very short on money. Yeah, so house parties were like, that was the way to go. Yeah, his name is. It was the same. It was the one he wrote about. Yeah, it was actually the

party, the legendary one. But, uh, it was cool, man. We went over there and, uh, I hadn't met Dan before, but I had heard about them, like, it was kind of a whole group of friends. And so I went over to the house party, and they didn't have heat in the house. So they had, like, draped, you know, these sheets of the living room. So I walk in there for the first time. And it was like the greatest vibe, though, even though, you know, we all didn't have a lot of money. We had friendship.

And that'll warm you. It wasn't a great. The house wasn't a great vibe. He's being kind. It was a really good. But it wasn't your house? I was renting the house. Okay.

So was it in Craigslist. I moved here. and I had no money, and it was like, I don't know, a hundred bucks a month to rent this place. I mean, it literally had no heat, no AC. The locks on the doors didn't work. It was a rough spot. That area is probably like, you know, $900,000 houses now.

I saw a picture, Dan. Dan and She are here, by the way. No, I wouldn't talk about those pictures. I saw another picture. I texted those days and we're all good. It was Dan and Shay fans standing out in front of a house. Oh, yeah. That would be the house.

Yep. How do they know where the house is? we've been trashed that house for years now. Yeah. I kind of feel bad about it. I hope the guy that owns those houses, because we've said, like, the address. 507 Morton Avenue is a million time. 507 Morton Avenue.

They should make that a historical property. They should, dude. People take pictures in front of it. Or condemn it. I don't know. Hey, look what the value is a 507 Morton Avenue right now. This guy is like, I mean, we literally talk about it all the time on the radio and stuff and be like, man, yeah, we had this terrible house.

Like, Dan, like, he's like, it was just awful. Like, we didn't have heat or anything. This guy's probably thinking like, what the heck? dude, like just trashed my house. He's probably looking for new tenants now. Oh, he's killing it, man. He's got people taking pictures outside his house now. He's all right. What's Zillow's say it's worth now? Quarter of a million? Oh, look at that.

Yeah, they're $150,000. He said he bought it for $30,000. Wow. He bought it for $30,000. I mean, National has come up. What are you guys doing with your money? I'm not sure. I don't know. Shea. I got to get a phone call. I'm not really sure. I got a baby, man. That's what I'm doing with my money. Are you putting, share, are you putting money in for the babies later in life already?

I am. Come on. I am. College education. I didn't go to college, so I'm going to send my son to college fund. It's the, I didn't go to college. You need to be smarter than your dad fund. So yeah, no, I've been putting money money money money, trying to be smart with it, you know.

I mean, I don't know anything about it. I have, you know, have people that know what to do with money. I just try not to spend it, you know. Hair people and money people. Yeah, hair people and money people. That's what you need. When you get money. Yeah, I need a tooth person now.

I have a tooth person. tooth person. Is it tooth or teeth? I think it's a dentist. No, no, that's not correct. My guy, do you know Caroline Cutberth who is married to a thousand horses, lead singer, and was in Angels? What was that group? She was in back in the room. You remember that? What was it called? Oh, Touched Fine Angels. At Carolee.

Caroline Hobby was at her house last night. Yes, yes. So her dad did my teeth. Her dad's a famous. Didn't her dad get like attacked by a shark? Yeah. It's insane. What? Isn't that crazy? We're just really going for right now That's incredible Yeah yeah

Amy's gone She's with her kids So I just It's like other co-host No he was in the Bahamas or something Yeah and he got like Eat up by a sharker He's alive

He's alive He's still alive yeah That's like the craziest thing in the world Like I had a We were I think in the Bahamas We had a pretty close Encounter with a turtle

Dude They had a turtle too They're like Hey let's go have a good time Play with some turtles They don't tell you that They're bigger than you are I compared them ninja turtles

They are They are Floated up And I was like It's Raphael From Ninja Turtles It was that big Dude, they are. And people would tell you, like, it's so cool. It's magic. Yeah.

It's not that kind of magic. I grew up in Arkansas on lakes. They're snapping turtles. Same. Look at water turtles. Those guys are bad vibes. They're bad. I could have hugged it with my arms. I don't think I could have filmed my arms around the shell. It was that big. No. Like, he was so like, he looked very regal, you know, he was swimming around. And they say, like, don't touch them. I swear, like, I got pretty close to him. And it looks like he looked over at me and was like, what are you doing here? You don't belong here. And I was like, he's like, get out of my waters. He said that with English, in an English accent. He had an English accent for some reason. He was like, get out of my water is what you're doing here. And I was like, all right?

That's pretty good. That's pretty good, right? On the Bobby Bones Show now. Dan and Shea. I'm going to play this new song, Tequila. Today's the world premiere. Aside from music, let's just get off music for a second. If I have any time at all, I'm watching Netflix.

I'm watching the, we're doing the British voice a second ago? Yeah, but you want me to do it? Well, Shea does a pretty good British voice. Give me Bobby Bones' intro. Yeah, you listen to the Bobby Bones? Thanks for coming out tonight. Sounds like Keith Urban a little bit. Now you shift it.

You see, I'm not really, I kind of like switch between three different accents. Go ahead. I don't know which ones they are. I just kind of do them. It's like, hell you guys are tonight. It's really nice to have you here. She's Bobbi. She's Dan.

What accent's that? I don't know. Oh, okay. Yeah, that's the problem is I'm not really sure. Or the Scott Hendricks. Yeah, the Scott. Where? Dan of Shee, I don't even know.

That's kind of our Scott Hendricks. No one knows what Scott Hendricks sounds like, probably. But that's kind of what he sounds like. This is a bunch of my cousin, me. Hey, Bobby. Yeah. Same thing. Nobody gets that. Yeah. It's like, hey, who's that? It's like, I don't know. It's the person I'm talking about right now. You guys, do you watch the crown? You're talking to British accent. Have you seen it? I haven't seen the crown. I see you posting about it.

Is it good? It's educational. And it's good. That's why when you did the British accent a minute ago, I started, you watch Black Mirror? See, yeah. And I also, I've been watching the crown, too. I just started it. Oh yeah. What do you think about it? I think it's awesome. Yeah. Yeah. Because I used to, I'm kind of weird. I love history and stuff. And I like anything that's like set in an era. That is not ours. I think it's so interesting because they have to get every little detail.

Like if you're in one place, there's like a million different things that you could see that's from like our era, but they make sure like it's not in there. A period piece, if you will. A period piece, if you will. It's the most expensive Netflix show they've ever made.

Really? Yeah. Because when you look at it, they have to build all that stuff to look like exactly like Queen Elizabeth. That's true. And all that, you were watching what? I just got back into black mirror.

I watched on the first season, the first episode, the pig episode, and I was like, I can't do this. That's the one though It was so good though It's so good But that's the one people go Ooh I probably shouldn't watch it

But none of the episodes are the same Right They don't even Yeah I was talking to Darius Last week And he's like Hey what do I watch

I say hey watch Black Mirror But don't watch it in order I'll tell you what to watch So I sent him like season two And season four Yeah And then two days later

He's been in this abyss I've been in this abyss of watching Black Mirror I see him tweet Thanks to Bobby Bones I can't watch anything else It's pretty terrified I was the worst

I cannot laugh Like Darius at all But you know what It kind of freaked me out though because for Christmas, my wife and my sisters and my parents got me, like, they went in and got me a PlayStation VR. And it reminded me like a black mirror because it's pretty creepy, like how real it is. And at one point the other day, I was playing, and I was like, I'm no longer in my body. I'm gone and I've gone into a black mirror situation.

And I don't even know who I am anymore. Had you been? Like right now I can be wearing the VR and I came in. Don't get me started on that. I have a hole. We might be in a dream. You're not even. We're a simulation.

We might be in a dream. Yeah, there's that whole thing. I was in Hawaii. Stick around, Dan and Shay will be here all morning. I can't wait to see what crazy topics. I was in Hawaii, and I was just finishing my book, and it was warm down there. I was creeping you on Instagram. Well, that's the thing.

He was creeping me hard. Dan sends me a text and goes, hey, dude, are you staying at this hotel? And I was like, yes? That's the exact hotel I was staying in. And can I say you got engaged there? Yeah, absolutely. He's like, hey, that's where I got engaged. And I was just thinking, okay, that's cool.

but you remember the fixtures? You remember the windows? Oh, yeah. He said exactly, are you staying at this hotel? I was like, I am. It was such a magical moment in my life. I remember everything about it. When you proposed to Abby, were you in the hotel?

No, no, we were out of the beach. Okay. I dropped the ring in the sand. It was nearly dark times. You dropped a ring in the sand accidentally. Accidentally. Yeah, yeah. It wasn't like, you know, I wrote like big letters in the sand

and she walked out of the back. It wasn't anything like that. It wasn't romantic. You should have buried me in the sand with just my hand stick up with the area. And your teeth like, hold on. He's like, who we can marry him. Yeah. I think the answer may have been a little different if that had been the case.

I don't know. That place was great, though, right? It's legit. Yeah, Hawaii's just not for me. Oh, wow. I'm not a beach guy. I didn't grow up around that. Yeah.

Like, I tried to do the stand-up paddle boarding, and I kept wiping out so hard. I couldn't just stand on the paddle board. And then I realized part of it, too, you're supposed to strap your ankle with that thing to keep the board on you. You are? my wrist. Yeah. Oh. I know I was doing.

That explains a lot of things about the time I tried it. He had him on his neck. She was more than a dog collar. Dude, honestly, like for like a while, I thought that this is going to make me sound even dumb. They first came out,

like, I didn't realize that you were supposed to stand up on them. Like, my friend, like, she taught it, I guess. And this was like five years ago. And I was like,

I was laying on it and I was just kind of like paddling around. And I thought it was, that's just kind of what you did. Like a bodyboard? Yeah, like a bodyboard, which made more sense to me. because bodyboards aren't near enough, big enough to, like, put your whole body on.

Those are. Again, we're in the mental abyss here of Shay. Yeah. But you can't really, I mean, wiping out on those things is more devastating because you're not, it's not like when you're surfing and it's like a hard crash. A grandma was going by in the powderboard. Hey, everybody, she's pataling away. And I got on, boom!

And you catch like a, it's like you can't stand up so it's a slow motion fall, which is way worse than like a real hard fall. You just kind of just like, here I am and you accept it, you know? I never accepted it. I flailed every time. When you propose, Dan, and you know she's going to say yes, is it still nerve-wracking? I didn't know she was going to say yes. Yes, you did.

Come on. You guys were already living together. Yeah, and we were in Hawaii. What? That helps. She's just finding out they were living together. Let's get out of here. We're getting out of your wife.

Is this still nerve-wracking to propose if you know that she's going to say yes? Yeah, a little bit. Also, because I haven't bought clothes in years, obviously looking at me. It's a little ratty here. But I was wearing swim trunks, right? We're in Hawaii. We're going out in the morning, and one of the pockets had a hole in it. So I only had the access to one pocket.

So we were like, we went and got coffee before we went on this morning walk. And I could only use one side. So we'd be like walking and I would have to like come around her and walk on the other side. She's like, what are you doing? Like it was a pretty strange, strange situation. So there was a lot of pressure. I was kind of on edge. Did she know it was coming?

No, she didn't. She had like, I mean, it'd been a few years. And I feel like, you know, she had hyped herself up. and then she was like, this is never going to happen. You'd let her down so many times. I'm still letting her down, man. I'm letting everybody down.

That was the case, though. I think she, like, you know, had hyped herself up for it, and she's like, it's not going to happen. All of our friends are super close, not many secrets, you know, in our circle. So I feel like somebody would have spilled the beans, and I did a pretty good job.

Are you worried that you're going to mess up the moment? Even if she does say yes, like you want that moment for her to remember to be perfect? Do you have a speech? No, I did mess up the moment. There was not much moment. You think you know what you're going to say. and then it's just way different.

Oh, yeah. Especially when you dropped the ring in the sand and you're fumbling for it. And it was, I spent like $3.80 on a coffee and I lost it into the ocean, which was, that's a lot of money. It's devastating occurrence. Look at you too.

I feel like we've all kind of grown up together. Yeah, here we are, you know? I wonder sometimes, like when we were in Arkansas if I ever passed you, you know? Like walking down the street, like, just imagine it, you know? Like I'm walking by and I'm like, that guy's going to be a something someday. And then you looked at me and you're like,

that guy's probably not. Shays a whole. You guys don't even get me right now. Ever since the turtle, I've changed. It's like Elon Musk, dude. I just don't understand what you're saying. It's just a different... You should see his drawings.

I've been drawing lately. Have you? No. Oh, okay, cool. Yeah, but maybe I have, though, because I'm wearing a VR right now, so I can be doing anything. That's true.

We're going to play tequila. It's good to see you guys. It's good to see you too. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. Come on, Bobby. Thanks to Dan and Shea for coming by. That interview just goes all over the place all the time.

I like those guys, though. I woke up this morning, and I saw the headline about Wendy Williams, and she suggests that Carrie Underwood may have had to make up an accident to cover up a facelift. Now, know before I play the club that I do not like Wendy Williams from personal interaction, and I will tell you the story afterward, so I'm biased already. But here's Wendy Williams, and just know that she knows. knows what she's doing. She's creating drama.

She's being provocative, controversial. And she also says a couple times in the clip, well, I'm not sure, I don't know anything, but here you go. She released on Twitter that we might not recognize her when it's all said and done. I don't know what that means. An excuse for a facelift.

Because we're cynical. No, but we're cynical. She was already cute. So I don't know what she's doing, or what had happened. All I'm saying is, Falling in a water feature in the lobby in Mexico was nowhere near as bad as falling down the steps in your home. I don't even know what's happening and why the crowd's making noise.

They're like, wow. So, first of all, Kerry broke her wrist too. So did she do that? Just to add to the story of Wendy Williams stop. One, Wendy Williams came into our show roughly what, lunchbox five, six years ago, seven years? Yeah, six years ago, six or six. And she was doing a promotional tour. I'd love to have Wendy Williams in.

And I was pretty excited because Wendy Williams was a big radio person. And she was always known about interviews and keeping it real and always speaking your mind, saying the truth. And so I asked her a couple questions about artists that she had on the show, Tupac. And she was like, I don't want to talk about that. And I said, well, I just don't want to talk about your promotional stop. I want to talk about some things too. and in your style, I'd like to, I don't want to talk about that. And I said, I'm just trying to do, she said, you'll never be me.

You'll never be like me. And so I asked her to leave the studio. It got pretty heated and I asked Wendy Williams to leave the studio. She left. I'm not kidding you. I'll say this. It was my feeling that her husband was walking outside of our door so he could have some words or have some fists with me.

And he was a big individual. It seemed to me like he was waiting outside for me so he could beat me up. That's what it seemed to me. Now, being the man that I am, I went out the side door. But it was a disaster. She was a disaster. She does know what she's doing. She just says things so people will print her. But I wasn't going to talk about it, but I'm starting to see blogs and I'm starting to see newspapers cover this story. So I wanted to share with you my Wendy Williams experience. And I wanted you just to know that Wendy Williams probably doesn't believe this either. She's just saying it to get attention.

That's all. Hmm. The crowd at these shows, they are just ready to do on anything. She's like, good morning. Ooh. How are you today? Ah, yeah. After Georgia lost in the National Championship, Alabama,

this guy's a huge Georgia fan. I have to give him credit for his passion But it's almost insane Because he just starts killing his door right Yeah it's his like bathroom door He kicks it, and then he starts punching it And bye by door What's wrong with this guy

But I hear something like this and I think Okay he does this in other parts of his life too Because you don't just do that one time And do it randomly You're out of control If you're doing something like this You're out of control in other areas of your life Totally

So that scares me I get upset But I shut down generally in life, I shut down. When Arkansas loses, I get sad and shut down. I never punch things. You don't want to break things? Never.

I don't have that in me. Whatever it is to just get out some sort of emotion by doing something punching, kicking, yelling, that's not me. I would never do this. But that's how he reacts. So if something else in his life happens, he's probably reacting the same way.

It's not good. I mean, Eddie goes out and breaks brooms when he gets mad. I broke a broom. I don't know what Eddie does in his personal life. The A broom. I don't know. The fact that you walked out to the garage to break brooms

because you were upset in a fight. What are that Georgia fan? Take it easy, man. Yeah, dude, it's a game. It's a big game, though. But take it easy. Now you've got a broken door to pay for. Think long term there.

This audio is of a Georgia Bulldog fan tearing down a door after Georgia loses the game. That's how this human react to adversity. He's that upset. So in other parts of his life, he has to act the same way.

And so we're talking about it off the air. And Eddie goes, y'all also kicked a hole in the wall. So that's your reaction when things aren't going on. Well, you want to break stuff. Yeah, but here's the difference. When I kicked the hole in the wall,

I stopped and like, uh-oh, like, oh, shouldn't have done that. But you still did it. That was my reaction at first. Like, hole in the wall, ow. Okay, whoa, shouldn't have done that. Lunchbox, do you break things? No.

Oh, you throw golf clubs. I don't break things. I can throw something because out of frustration but I've never broken anything never like broken a window punched a wall, kicked anything,

nothing like that. Anybody out there you have these problems and you... This guy has a problem. This guy, you have a problem. Bones,

he destroyed the door. Yeah. Not a smart move because you have to pay for it later as well. That's why you don't throw remotes to TV. Your TVs. You have to pay for it.

Good point. Hey, you're on the air, Jackie. Hi. Hey, thanks for calling. What's going on? Hi, I know. I was calling about the Bulldog fan who decided to plunge because he was mad that they lost. Yeah. Yeah, well, my husband is an LSU fan, and two years ago when he lost against Bama, he decided to push a chair into the wall and put him in his hole into the shoebox.

Sounds like Bama's making everybody break their houses. It's Bama's fault. When you play Bama, you break your house. Yeah. But do you not worry that if something else in his life goes that bad, that he's also going to break other things? No, he's only one out where she loses, which has been pretty often lately, so. Oh, dang. Hey, Tiger fans, I got you back.

That was a burn. I'm not letting her hate on you. Hey, Jackie, I appreciate you. Thank you for calling. I appreciate you. Thank you. People are getting hit by falling ice off these buildings in New York City because it froze so much, and there's ice on the buildings, and when it starts to melt, it's just like spears falling.

That's dangerous. Officials are warning to look out for falling ice. After the Arctic blast this summer, the water, which is ice, is breaking off. One huge chunk, I saw a picture up, fell into a car, and it crushed the car. They're that big? Well, it doesn't take it to be huge. Yeah, because of the speed. Gravity.

That's right. Gravity. There's a woman, she took a tree back to Costco, a Christmas tree, and she said, I want to return this. But it was January 4th, and her reasoning was because the Christmas tree, was dead. And Costco argued with her a bit, but they eventually gave her the refund. Stop it!

They have a no question policy. You can return anything at Costco. It's pretty amazing. A guy posted a picture on Facebook, and he was talking about this woman who came in, and he wrote a note too saying everything that happened. Again, her reason for bringing the tree back was it was dead. She wasn't lying,

to be fair. But you don't take a Christmas tree back after you've used it. And it does die after you cut it and set it in a house. That is amazing. You just said it was awful. No, no, no, but it's amazing.

Like when I worked at Sam's, someone brought in a gallon of milk. They had drinking it all the way down to like two sips left. And they're like, this tastes funny. And we gave them their money back. I'm like, what in the world? Like, there was literally not even enough for a glass of milk left in there. And they said, yeah, this tastes funny.

Money back. And how did you feel about that? I'm like, man, if you can get away with it, you're a genius. I want to give you a never going to get it here. In a recent survey, one in every three wives say they wish their husbands would do this more. Oh, that's easy. So third of wives say, man, I wish my husband would do this more. That's the never going to get it right now.

One third of wives wish their husbands would do this more. What is it? You're never going to get it. A lot of wives wish their husbands would do more of this. Lunchbox, never going to get it? The laundry. The laundry, he says. And not only does he say that, Jessica says that in Tampa.

Jessica. Yes. How do you feel that you and Lunchbox have the same answer? Make you feel smarter or the other way? Pretty strong about it. But Lunchbox guesses with you. Is that okay? That's okay.

Hopefully we're right. All right, you're wrong. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, what do you have over there? That's too much of a 1950s answer. Mine's hold hands. Wow. Hit the bell.

That's correct. I know this because my wife is all about it I hate holding hands Our producer ready's been married for 12 years Your wife wants to hold hands yet you want Even when I'm just driving the car She reaches over like, hold my hand Like I'm driving.

So what does that say to you? You're not giving her. I know. I'm not giving her my hand. You're not giving her whatever she needs emotionally. Man, when we watch movies, I put my arm around her You know when we sleep sometimes I give it like I just you know spoon a little bit

but no, I don't like holding hands and I don't like sitting on the same side of the booth. Yeah, that's different though because I've heard to talk to somebody sitting on the same side of the way. Those are the two things she likes to do that I don't. Oh, she likes to sit on the same side of the day. She always wants every time we go to a restaurant

she's like, same side of the booth, nope. Yeah, back when I had a girlfriend back in the day. Yeah, whoa, way back there. She was pretty cool with sitting on the opposite side. Because you can't talk. No, I agree. It's practical. You get to turn your shoulders and talk.

I don't like it. Yeah, well, Eddie, congratulations. Thank you, Bones. You win nothing. Oh. Pride. Hey, I haven't won one of these in a while. Oh, and Bobby Bones Show.

See where Dirk's announced his newest album. He's been walking around aimlessly in these videos for about a month. Yeah, it's been really weird. We wonder where he's going. Yeah. The album's called The Mountain, so I guess he found the mountain. We knew he was in the woods somewhere, the hills. He was reading that on the NPR website.

It's always a good outlet to break your music news with. Hey, where are we in this situation? Damn, Dirk's his new album? who's called. Yes, thank you for listening this morning on how America talks here on NPR with Dirk's Bentley. So your album's called The Mountain.

It's a deep reveal. Tell us about that, Dirk's. Well, I've been walking around the woods everywhere. I was just looking for something. And it was tall. Dang, we're hitting on NPR right now. Yeah, and a little bit, Dirk's.

Why you reveal that here? Right here in this chair. I have to block him now. Man. Uh-oh. From Twitter, yeah. A man was to He was declared dead by three doctors, except he was really alive.

Come on. Yeah, and he was snoring. So all of a sudden, he started snoring. He was an inmate at a jail. He had no signs of life right before his autopsy. Someone said, I think he's snoring. And then they re-examined him, and they found a very weak pulse. He's still alive?

He's still alive. Oh. Because he snored. After he was dead. After he was dead. Yeah, they were about to the autopsy. Isn't that crazy? Wow.

That's my luck. That's scary. My luck's that story in New York where the ice falls on your head where you have absolutely nothing to do with how you're dying. And all of a sudden you're walking on the street and a big clunk of ice goes, boop. And go by. That's it. But I guess you would never know. And that's kind of the way you want to go, I think.

You just don't see it coming. You just never know. You never know what's going to happen. All of a sudden, it just is over. Go bye. I do want to talk about easy jobs. And you can call us if you have a really easy job. I think that would be pretty fantastic.

877, Bobby. The reason I bring this up is because our producer Eddie was talking about how easy lunchboxes life is. That's always the topic of discussion around here. I feel like you bring a lot to the show. I agree. I bring a lot to the show. It's just my value is underrated.

It's not, I can't quantify it with what I do. It's just my action. I can't either, actually. I'm glad you said that. So, Eddie, why do you think Lunchboxer's life is so easy? Well, I broke it down. I mean, really, he comes in here for five hours and he really just talks. Like, that doesn't take a lot of effort.

It doesn't do anything more than that. It goes homey naps, and then he goes and plays rec soccer and then calls it a day. Maybe watching some TV in there. I'm like, that's an easy life. I'm like, dude, who has an easy life? Him. And my dog. Oh, you think he's like your dog.

Well, you know, like dogs just chill. And lunchbox likes to chill. He does like to chill. I think you're being a little unfair. How do you feel about this? I think Eddie has a pretty easy life. His wife takes care of the kids 100%. He doesn't do anything with the kids.

He goes home and takes four-hour naps. That's crazy. Yeah, earlier this, did you not take like a four-hour nap on Monday? I did. Okay, that's what I'm saying. He acts like he is so busy. They go in the classroom and fight about who's the laziest. Raymond, you're in there.

They come in all the time. You're lazier than I am. Well, because usually Eddie has videos to do and lunch to just be talking to him. And Eddie's like, how do you have all this free time? And that's usually what starts it. Anybody has a really easy job. where it's your job and you'll admit it.

Call us 877-Bobby. If 10's super easy, how easy is this job to you? Oh, 10 is super easy? Yeah. I'd say six and a half seven. Oh, come on. You do have the life. I have a good life, but so are you.

I mean, you don't do much. You hang around and you go talk to people around the building. You play basketball. Eddie? Yes. Okay. Why are you humor in this? I mean, he has a point.

Basketball? Three years ago. I was playing that March Madness. Okay. That's where we are at the show right now. Yeah. We have no Amy. We just fight about who's the laziest.

It's pretty much the consensus that Lunchbox has the easiest life of everyone on the show. But he put himself in the situation to have the easy life. You have your priorities. You do the show. You want time to nap. You want time to play rec soccer. You want time to eat. I set myself up.

You built this life of easyness. You built the career you want. Absolutely. You want to work all the time? I don't. That's right. Josh in Florida, we're talking about the easiest jobs. Josh, what do you do?

I am a leasing agent at a self-storage facility. Is that hard? No, it actually really is not hard. We just have busy moments, but I normally catch up on Netflix and Hulu. All day long, you watch Netflix and Hulu? Pretty much all day long. Nice. And they pay you straight up.

And they pay me straight up hourly for it. That a boy. Do you like that or do you feel like you need to be pushed? I love it Yeah, there you go My push days I had my push days We have auctions and stuff like that

But it's great I love it All right, buddy What are you watching on Netflix right now That I like to check out Right now I am about to start Piki Blinders That's a good one

Yeah, hopefully it's great Yeah, you'll like that The accents are kind of funny But that's good Hey good luck Thanks for the call All thank you See you buddy

See I like this You have an easy job And you know it Hey Cooper How you doing Cooper I'm good I'm good So what do you do

that's so easy. I do project management work, and sometimes that's a very busy job, but in my case, it's not because I work one day a week. And wait, but you get paid for more than that? Oh, yeah. How many days do you get paid for? I'm on call, basically, the rest of the week. But being on call just means, hey, if something comes up, they'll send me a Skype or

shoot me a call, and I answer it in two minutes, and then I'm back to working out or riding my bike. So you work one day a week, but you get paid for how many days a week in your mind? Five days. Wow. What a job. I mean, I'm learning so much. Lunchbox isn't the only one out there. He's not.

Cooper, appreciate you. All right. Thanks, buddy. Wow. Look at this guy. Hey, let's go over to Taylor. Taylor and Louisiana. Hi, Bobby.

What up? Hey, oh my gosh. I'm so excited. Yeah, I have an easy job. I work at a insurance company in my city. And I just sit at a computer chair all day in a cubicle, and I take payments and activate their ID cards. Is it busy? It is kind of right now because it's, you know, the first of the year and everybody's getting insurance and everything.

But like the last two days, I really just sat at my desk and like doodled and done my bills for like the month. How do you feel about that? Do you get bored or are you cool with the downtime? Well, I've had a lot of jobs that were very demanding. So it's different. I feel like I'm going to get in trouble. But eventually I'm going to move up and do other jobs and have more, I guess, experience and do other things. So I'm kind of enjoying it right now.

Good for you. Take a break. Take a load off. What do you think about lunchbox? You feel like he's lazy or now? I like lunchbox. I really do. I've actually been listening to y'all show for four years.

And I have to say, I love and respect every single one of you. you and Amy and Lunchbox and Eddie. I think you guys are amazing. Well, thank you very much. But I like lunchbox. That's not the question. The question was, I like him.

Hey, thank you for the call, Taylor. I appreciate you. And close your door. I heard the door open. Damn, damn, damn, d'nard the whole time. Taking all these calls from people that have really easy jobs because we're giving lunchbox a hard time. He has the easiest life.

But he set himself up for that life. Ashley in South Dakota, So what do you do that's so easy? I delivered tires. And you then that's pretty easy? It's easy because I'm a girl and they all feel bad for me until I get bombarded by all these guys coming out to try and help me unload them. Now a little bit, do you play that up?

Because I know a lot of girls that could help unload tires. No, I don't like it. I'd rather just do it myself because then they get me distracted on what I'm trying to do or whatever. Yeah, but it's easy because you just pull up and they come get them. Yeah. People just come out to my truck and they're just ready to help me unload. Thank you for the call. Appreciate that.

Hey, let's go over and do another one. Laura in Georgia. Hey. What do you do that's so easy? I drive for a car dealership, deliver their cars, wherever they need to go. And there's nothing to it? Just drive. Are you challenged at all?

No. Do you feel like that's missing? Do you wish you were challenged or are you just cool chilling? I'm cool with it. I've worked in at prison for 30 years. So this is my... other job that's easy. You worked in a prison for 30 years?

Yes. Did you ever see a prison riot? No, just a few fights here and there. Nothing major. What happens when there's a prison fight? Does an alarm go off and everybody runs to them, or do you just let it happen like in hockey? Like, what happens?

Sometimes if you don't like the image, just let them fight. That's what I thought. Yeah. Like hockey. Like hockey. The reps just make sure nobody dies. As long as they don't hurt me, I don't care.

So why did you get out? of the prison business. I was in it for 30 years. It was just too much. It was time to go. I'm old. Well, thank you for the call, and I appreciate you. Thank you, y'all.

I love y'all show. Thank you very much. Have a great rest of your Wednesday. Ooh. How about that? Well, we'll do the positivity coming up in a second. All right. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. A video has gone viral of a teacher. There's a school board meeting in Louisiana, and apparently the teacher was arrested for asking questions. She wanted to know why the superintendent was getting a raise, but the teachers and the employees were not getting a raise. She wasn't supposed to ask any questions because it was during the public comment section. So the board president warned her, but she kept asking. He rolled her out of order. Then they arrested her, put her in cuffs and took her out. I have audio

of this. Just imagine it's a school board meeting and she wants to know, hey, raise right there. Why not raise here? Here. I'm saying, how are you taking the reign? that's almost a shame. When you're basically taking from the teachers and employees under you, when we have class sizes that are that big. This directly speaks to what you are voting. You've just voted. Okay, okay, she's not happy?

She's a little irritated here. You're gonna leave or I'm gonna move you. Are you serious? Is it a kids policy to say? Do not. Oh, they got the gavel out. Order. Oh no.

Where are you going? So this is when they're handcuffing her, right? It was sad. Stop resistant. I don't know. You just push me. Did you watch the video? Yeah, I watched her in the hallway getting cuffed.

And then they'd take her out, down the hallway. Now, they're not pressing charges, but they had to get her out of there. What were your thoughts after watching it? I thought she was asking valid questions. What's wrong with what she doing? Just because you're banging the gavel because she made you uncomfortable a little bit there, guy. But... I don't think that what she was asking was wrong.

That wasn't the place to ask it. and so when you're hey you can't do this this is not the time for that you keep on doing this and in a protest sometimes you have to get arrested and that's why people go and they protest to make a scene I don't think she was doing that but she wasn't asking the question at the right time and then she wouldn't leave and they couldn't continue to leave I think she had a valid point I don't know all the details of why people get raised this so it's easy to pass judgment and go well he shouldn't get a maybe he's created I don't know we don't know the real minutia of what's happening she was up when she wasn't supposed to be up

and then she wouldn't stop when she was supposed to stop so they had to get her out of the room they had to take her downtown it is crazy handcuffed her though I mean just looking at as a human it seems a bit overboard but when you just take yourself out of the emotional part of it

it does seem like she was up when she shouldn't have been she wouldn't stop when she should have and they had to remove her from the room would you agree with me there yeah I agree with you on that but handcuffs that's when you know it's real business

yeah when you get your hands behind your back you know you're in trouble. You ever been handcuffed? His face just went to jail. That's right. That's right. That's right. You hit him in that spot, bones. That's true. That's true. Lunchbox put the jail on the show once. I forgot about that. Forgive me. I blocked that from my mind. Hello?

I blocked that from my mind because we were doing the show one morning and say, hey, why don't you go to a store and act like you're buying gum and buy the gum, but put panty hose on your face. And so lunchbox does it. And he leaves in the bit was pretty terrible and nothing happened. Except for on the way home, we realized the guy hit the alarm, the silent alarm, and the cops pulled lunchbox over,

held him at gunpoint on the street, threw him back of the cop car, came to the station, tried to arrest me. I wouldn't have any of that. I didn't go to the big house. I was like, we're not doing that. So they took lunchbox to jail. The news is covering him.

All the other radio shows talking about the death of our show. We were what, 23, 24 years old? Yeah, 23. So, they're on the news. The Bybone Show. Lunchbox goes to jail for wearing a ski mask. That's not what happened.

No, that's the news headline. Not that what we did was smart, because it wasn't. But there's never a ski mask involved. And so Lunchbox went to jail. And they called me from jail. That's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, let me tell you, those handcuffs, two things about handcuffs.

If you've ever had them on you, they're cold, and man, they put them on tight. It doesn't feel good? Were the cops nice to you? I get most of them. most of them were nice I mean the guy that drove me downtown was real cool he was a fan of the show and that's got to be awkward talking about the segments that we were doing earlier in the day

and asking for updates on certain things we were talking about as you were handcuffed in the back of the car as we're driving downtown and then you go to that robbery department what happens when they take you in to book you well first I went to well they search your pockets make sure you know all your personal belongings

they put it in a Ziplog bag and then they sit you on these little rubber couch and then they go and do your fingerprints. Are you scared the whole time? No, I was just like, man, all this, I can't believe this. It's crazy. But then as I'm sitting there for a few hours, they start bringing some real criminals in. And I'm like, I don't belong here.

I don't belong here. You thought you were hard until they hang out. I was like, I'm pretty tough, but these guys are real deal. Like tattoos on their face just like, man, hopefully I'll be out of here in four months. I'm like, four months. I'm like, four months. What are you talking about four o'clock? four months. They're like, I just want to get it over. Let's start this. Put me in a cell.

Let me get my time going. And I'm like, whoa. And you're like, don't put me in a cell. Don't run any time. I'm good. Yeah. And then they say my name over the loudspeaker that I had a visitor. I was like, oh, my dad came to see me because I thought it was like to me on TV. Yeah. It was a lawyer. And that's... To put the whole story out there, lunchboxes was eventually dropped all. The charges were dropped. Thank goodness. He was charged of terroristic threatening. And they realized he didn't do anything wrong. Nothing was done wrong. It was stupid, but it wasn't illegal.

We do have to name our newest artists in the class of 2018. Here we go. Bobby Bones, class of 2018. Member, Morgan Evans. You may know him for recently calling dibs on Kelsey Ballerini. But Morgan Evans started his first band at the age of 13 in Australia. And in 2015, he was named the CMA Global Artist of Year. Your newest member of the class of 2018, Morgan Evans.

Sometimes you got to kiss somebody. There you go. In the back of the cab or on a subway train. Sometimes you got to kiss somebody on a midnight street in the summer rain. If you're wishing you were with somebody, because you don't want to go home when it's closing time. If you want to kiss somebody, baby, I got somebody in mind. You can kiss like your heart ain't ever been.

Morgan Evans, Hit your lips Get your eyes to close I know just what you'll go through Because I want to kiss somebody to Morgan Evans, our newest member There's a monroe at Disney World It starts driving around

And the door won't close And everybody's in it. You see the video? That's awesome. Yeah, it's awesome except somebody could have flown out of that thing. How fast does that thing go? Fast.

How fast do they go? Yeah. Fast enough to throw you out. Okay, yeah. The door's open. Yeah, the video's crazy. I just know I rode that thing at Disney World, and if that door would have come open,

kids have been flying all over the place. It had been debris of kids. Here. As soon as we pulled out of the TTC and began that first loop around to start to up-pot the door just flew, I was afraid somebody would slip or lose a grip and fall. That's my luck. I go to Disney World and I fly out of the monorail.

Eddie? It's 30 miles per hours, how fast they go. Dude, that's fast. No way. You can't run that fast. No, I can't run that fast. I thought about it for a second. No.

Are you ready to make that challenge? Yeah, but I was like, no. Go do that. Here's all the American Idol judges performing. I'll be there at a cocktail party. It's Luke, Lionel, and... Katie Perry, that's the other one. I can never remember her.

She's making $25 million a year, and I can't remember her. I don't be bad. They sound like the bad contestants on Idol. That was Lionel, right? All of them. They sound like the ones they're not letting on anymore. Cheapace! She face!

Oh, baby! But she moves! She moves! So what's happening is Idol says we're not putting the bad contestants on anymore. I agree with that statement. I feel like it just looks like bullying now because either people don't know they're bad and you're laughing at them or they're not in a world of reality with what they... I don't know. It just feels like it's bullying.

And I thought it was the right move. It's tearing up my heart. when I'm with you, but when we are apart, I feel it too. And no matter what I do, I feel the... You love them the bad ones, huh? I love them, and then they get mad when they tell them no. They're like, and they get angry and they're like, well, let me just sing another one. Let me sing another one.

If I didn't feel like there was something that wasn't right with some of them, I think I'd be cool with it. I think a lot of them, it's their parents tell them they're good, and so they grow up their whole life thinking they're good instead of their parents being honest being like, look, singing is not your thing. I don't think it's that easy. I've met some of them. And it's a couple bricks not there. You know, I...

Like, it's funny when you can't sing because you're there, mostly. Your love, Godspeed, your love to me. I mean, that's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's terrible. That's good TV.

That's how Eddie and I met, though, at a William Hung concert of all things. Those were the days. Those were the days. William Hung's mom thought he could sing. That's what I'm saying. It wasn't, she wasn't telling him. She thought, no, she thought he could sing. She was with him, supporting him.

Like, you sounded great. See, without the bad singers, you guys would have never became friends. So you're lucky they showed those bad singers. Thanks to William Hung. Yeah. I mean, I think you may have a point there, but we didn't get friends because of that. We worked together at TV station. I wonder what William.

Hong is doing now. I think he's back in school. No, maybe he's working as an engineer. I saw a story of follow-up on him. Oh. That Megan Markle, who's going to be the new princess, has deleted all of her social media.

So Twitter, Instagram, and they put out a statement that said, Ms. Markle is grateful to everyone who has followed her on social media. However, she has not used them for some time. She has taken the decision to close them. I bet she didn't make that decision. No, you think the royal family did, huh?

I don't think any of them have social media accounts. Yeah, good. point. None of the British, here we go, have their own public social media accounts. She'll for sure have a fake account though, just so she can watch your friends. Oh, okay. Like, what's his name? Kevin Durant?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He got caught because he had a real account and he had a fake account and he was using his fake account to compliment his real account and to fight people who were up against him. That's a good story. I suddenly created some controversy for me

and have everybody think it's real. And he'd be like, no, I'm sorry. and then about a year later reveal. Nope. It wasn't true. Like what kind of thing you're going to do? Who knows? It could come from anywhere. Can come from anywhere at any time. Oh man, we're waiting. Come on. Yeah. What do you have over there? What are you looking at? I'm looking at William Hong. Did you know he works for the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department? Doing what?

He is a technical crime analyst. Wow. So yeah, he's in the law now. She face! She face! Oh, baby. But she moves. She moves. That dude was huge. He was so famous for about two years. He made a lot of money. I don't think he made a lot of money or he wouldn't be doing that.

Oh. If he'd have made millions, he'd probably still be on the road, chilling. I don't think he made millions. I know we paid him at the height of popularity, I think $4,000. That's pretty good. Not for someone to make millions. That was at the height, you're right. Yeah.

That was the most. And there were about 70 people that came out. Now what are you reading? I'm just trying to see how much he made. I'm just trying to... Did you type in William Hong Networth? Oh, that's a good one. I'll do that.

Yeah, that's what you should always... Oh, net worth. It says $1.5 million. Whoa! Dude's rich! I mean, that is rich. It's not millions. But...

Better than I'm doing. That's true. Oh, yeah. Be smart. He saved up a bit. And I think he's a pretty smart dude. Yeah, you think so? Yeah.

That's cool. All right. Good talk. The Bible bowl show Here's Amy's pile of stories No Amy, so I'll do it for her I grab some stories here We'll start with this

How much do you spy on your significant other That significant other Lunchbox? Zero You don't look at her text, email Don't look at her text, email, Don't even look at her computer I don't care.

Is it a respect thing or you just don't care? Don't care. So it's not a respect thing You just don't care. Don't care. If she's got some side stuff and I don't know

That's her thing. I just don't care I believe if she does, I'm not going to stop it. She has to, that's her decision. 37% of people admitted to spying in their partner's texts and social media once a week. The survey also found that men of all ages are twice as likely to check their partner's phone than a woman is a man's. Like men's spy on women more than women spy on men. Yeah, never even checked her.

I don't even go to her social media. You don't even look and see what she's tweeting. Nope. Do you follow her? Yeah, I follow her. But I don't look. I haven't looked at her. Instagram, nothing.

A resort in Finland has developed a Game of Thrones Ice Hotel, complete with White Walkers and a statue of the mountain, which is a person, among other features. It has a bar and a restaurant all made of snow and ice, along with 30 rooms and sweets to choose from, and there's very little risk of the place melting since it's located 100 miles north of the Arctic Circle. Would that be cool to go to even though you're not a Game of Thrones fan? I am in. You had me at Made of Ice.

I think you would like Game of Thrones if you watched it. Man, I've watched like bits and pieces. You can't watch it bits and pieces, though. It's just not a bits and pieces show. And I didn't like it the first two episodes because I don't want to get this on you. But I love it. My wife watches it and it's just like... Does she love it?

And do you guys bond over shows and have the same taste a lot of ways? Yeah, sometimes. Americans have more credit card debt than ever. A new report says Americans have more credit card debt than ever before. A total of over $1 trillion. That's not one person. and that's the whole country. Unless you're Eddie.

Eddie has about a trillion dollars in debt. Oh, about 20K in debt. Credit card debt. Yes. Ugh. That's put me in a bad mood. What happens is you can't pay it without paying extra. If you're just paying it what they tell you, you're just paying mostly interest.

And that goes to just nothing. It goes to nothing. That's tricky on their part. They shouldn't do that. That's how they make money, though. It's how they make money. It's how they get us. Yeah, they trick you by saying, oh, look, you're paying it off,

but you're really paying nothing. How much credit card debt do you have? None. zero. I mean some thousands, but... Oh, you do have some. You just don't want to say it. Yeah. Over 10,000? Yeah.

Oh. Yeah. You've been holding that from us. Who has the debt? You or your wife? It's both of yours. Who brought it into the relationship? Oh, it's not both of ours. Oh, so it's hers. She brought in $10,000 on the debt. Dang.

We're good. I mean, she has her money. I got my money. No, but it's your debt, too. I don't pay it. Okay. Like, my paycheck doesn't go to that. That's her paycheck. 2018's hottest housing markets? This is from Zillow, number one, San Jose, California.

Raleigh at two, Seattle at three, Charlotte and San Francisco, round of the top five. But Austin is at six, Denver's at seven, Nashville's at eight, Portland and Dallas close out the top ten. And that's your pile of stories there. Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. Hang, your wife hitting you with the debt, huh?

We're good. That sounds like it. on Bobby Bones Show. Thanks to Dan and Shea for coming by today. They have a new song out today called Tequila. If you miss them on the show or anything else we did today, just go over to IHeart Radio or iTunes and search Bobby Bones on demand.

Also, there's a couple new Bobbycasts up. Amy came and we talked about for half an hour her new life. And this is talking about her kids and them missing Haiti. They miss Haiti and I don't blame them. They miss their friends. They miss their life. Like, no, it's so hard. Things I didn't think about.

I just was so excited to get them here. I didn't care. I was going to do whatever it took to get them here. Because I know we're going to offer them a better life. But right now I hurt for them. But to them, that's what they know. That podcast goes way up and way down and way up and way down. It is a roller coaster of emotions.

At one point, there's a story about her son, who is seven, who doesn't know that a urinal is just for a front bathroom. And he goes back bathroom. Oh, no. Yeah. I understand it. Makes sense. Just search Bobbycast.

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