The Bobby Bones Show - Is Someone Leaving The Show? + Cole Swindell Talks About His New Single & His Noisy Neighbors + Bobby Calls Heath Sanders For An Update
Episode Date: February 26, 2018Someone on the show misses home, Cole Swindell stops by the studio to talk new music and noisy neighbors and Bobby calls Heath Sanders for an update Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.ih...eartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
Come on, Bobby.
Oh, yes, here we go again.
Another week.
So happy to be here.
So happy to be here.
Moistreale.
Morning.
Okay, lunchbox has some questions.
Lunchbox, go ahead with your questions.
Yes, I have questions about either.
American Idol, that's right.
I'm America's mentor. Go ahead.
Have you had any trouble with any of the top 24?
Someone giving you attitude, like, I don't think you know what you're talking about, dude.
No, because what they did was they briefed them on all things.
Regardless if you think I'm a success or talented or whatever else, you can't deny that I've actually put out bodies of work and the data says it's been successful.
Meaning the radio show
We talked to 8, 9 million people a week
I have a bestseller, two albums,
comedy record and a kid's record, the one number one.
So they tell them this stuff
and a lot of them know who I am
so all they do is hear this information
and go, oh, well, you must be good.
So no, there's been really no attitude
because they make those people feel like I'm important.
Okay.
I'm not really.
Did some of them know who you were though?
Yes.
Ah, that's what I'm going.
Hey, my bones!
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Okay, you said bestseller.
Does that mean book number three?
Uh-huh.
Life on Idol.
No, I just finished this weekend, past weekend,
going through my second book a final time.
So, no, I'm not even thinking about books throughout.
You get an entire book out of your movie.
No.
I'm still, my second book comes out in June,
so I'm still focused on that one.
Is there a chance you'll be back for another season?
I have no idea.
I literally don't know.
Listen, I think the show, from what I've seen,
is going to be really good.
But I haven't seen any edits.
I don't know.
It could be huge again.
I don't know.
I don't have an answer.
because I just don't know.
Do you have like a mentor save?
I can't reveal anything on the show.
I just can't reveal anything's happening on the show in any way.
Anything else?
That's all I got for right now.
But every day I'm going to have new questions because they come to me.
I'll be sitting there and I should have asked Bobby that about Idol.
It's almost like talking about a case while the investigation is going on.
Can't do it.
I can't do it.
After it's over, I can probably answer everything.
But I'll tell you.
I can't answer that.
because it's involving the show.
But I'm the mentor to the top 24,
and the first mentor they're bringing in, I think,
and I'm mentoring all the kids.
Oh, I know. I know.
I know. Do you have input on their song choice?
I really can't talk about that.
I know.
I know.
I really can't.
I wish I could give you more.
Good questions, though.
Yeah, it is.
Yeah. That's where I'll leave it.
I'll leave it there for now.
Amy, you good?
Yeah, I'm good.
Yeah.
Lunch you're good.
Lunch you're good.
Let's come in like a freaking bottle rocket today.
I know. I feel like if you do bring him to Idol or to L.A. or any of this, like, I feel like you're going to need to hell. We'll talk with them to calm down.
We know what I've learned about lunchboxes. Talks don't work. So I just take them right out. Yeah.
Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.
Benjamin Ford, a fifth grader saved the life of a classmate that was choking in the cafeteria at lunch. So remember this kid's in fifth grade, the classist starts ugh. And so what happens is he runs up and does the he even takes his hands, clasps them.
under the sternum, almost exactly right.
And they said, how did you know to do that?
He said, I watched a documentary my mom.
Oh, wow.
We're finding a lot of people watching on TV more so than take a class.
And so I would say, if you're a parent, make your kid watch something with a hymuck on it.
Because I didn't know it.
Because I feel like I could do it.
I've never taken a class.
Let's trust it out.
Eddie, eat this Dorado.
Okay.
But just swallow it all at once.
Okay.
I do feel like I can save you.
Yeah.
And then if I could, I'm going to start beating your chest going, why?
Why?
It'll eventually come out.
Yes.
So to Benjamin Ford, a fifth grader, I see you.
Yep, I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond in Arizona.
A prison riot left 12 inmates injured as well as one guard.
The guard luckily had non-life-threatening injuries.
In weather news, there was crazy weather over the weekend.
It's now moved out to the Carolinas.
50s and 60s for most of the country today.
Rain is going to be back Tuesday and Wednesday.
And finally, the Olympics closing ceremony was last night.
Norway finished in first with 39 medals.
The USA was fourth with 23 total medals.
Yesterday we were in the studio.
We were doing some recording for a countdown that runs on the weekend.
And I had my dog up here and Raymond, our producer was up here.
He hates dogs.
It's so weird to see a guy, a human that's not a mailman, hate dogs.
Why do you hate dogs so much?
When we had him as kids, they would bark all the time.
I've always been annoyed with them, and then they were always bigger than me for the majority of my life.
So I've just been scared of him and not liked them.
My dog doesn't bark, and he's super small.
He's 30 pounds.
I could get to like a dog, probably, over time.
It's so weird yesterday.
Ray was like, is this thing going to eat all the wires or what?
Dude, relax.
It's a cute little dog.
My dog's just chilling.
I was reading the news yesterday, and I went to the site called Hollywoodlif.com.
And these are the top headlines on HollywoodLife.com on a Sunday.
Okay.
Headline number one,
Carrie Underwood struggling with self-confidence
after a face scar isn't fading at all.
That's what they're reporting.
Number two,
Kylie Jenner reveals new insane push present,
a $1.4 million Ferrari.
What?
That was her push present?
Yeah, so push present means after you push out a baby, right?
Yes.
After you give birth, they call it a push present
because you've worked so hard, you need a gift.
There's another one.
Chris Brown sent Rihanna a 30,000.
diamond chain for her 30th birthday.
It's her boyfriend freaking out.
Oh.
And then Janelle Evans posts a cute pick of David and daughter after Twitter rant.
So those are the things people care about most.
There's the top stories from yesterday.
Janelle Evans is a teen mom.
One of the teen moms tweet to me that she was listening to.
Yeah, Chelsea.
Is she a big deal?
Big, oh, big deal.
Huge deal.
She's married, got two kids, and she's a huge fan of the show.
So awesome.
Where does she live?
She lives in one of the Dakotas.
North Dakota?
Probably in Sioux Falls.
Sioux Falls.
Where's Sue Falls?
South Dakota.
Dang it!
I didn't know where Sue Falls was.
That's where she lives.
What'd you do yesterday?
Mostly rode bikes with the kids.
Yeah?
Yeah, they're really getting it down.
We're working on balance.
No training wheels.
So it just takes a lot of time.
My back hurts.
That's what I worked yesterday and read Hollywood headlines.
Amy's being a mom with the kids.
And Eddie was in Kentucky with the kids.
I went to the largest cave system in the world in Kentucky.
How is that?
I mean, it was really, really cool, but after like an hour, you're like, okay, let's get out of this cave.
This is a three-hour tour.
You start to get a little like, ooh, is this.
Yeah, because it starts off where you walk down these steps and it lasts for 30 minutes.
You're going down, down, down, you're like, man, it's like really down here.
And then you start seeing cracks on the top and you're like, you sure this thing's not going to crack?
We're really far down here.
But it's pretty amazing because it's like really, really old.
kids like it. They loved it. They absolutely loved it. Lunchbox, what did you do? Well, I started
that show The Five. Is it good? That's the one out. It's really good. How Dean was telling us about.
Edge your seat guessing you have no idea what's going to happen. Is it like the four on Fox? That show?
Pretty much. Same thing. Except for with the murder. It's like a music competition.
A little different. Well, that's all of our weekends. I, you know, oddly was in town. I'm not in town. A lot of
weekends and I go, I can't wait to be in town. I'm going to hang out with so many friends.
Who'd you hang out with? No, I just caught up on work. I came up here yesterday and, you know,
Ray and I did a bunch of commercials and cut some count. I tried to text and check on you got nothing.
Yeah. Amy started texting me and I texted you back, but you wouldn't text me back either.
Hours. Yeah, because it's been hours. Then she would start replying on Insta story because she
knew. So you'd respond right away? No, she'd reach not every way possible. But I would reach back
and then she wouldn't respond for hours. Yeah, because I was like, I guess he wants to play this fun little
game.
There's no game.
Yeah.
It's a game of life.
This is a
Bobby Bones.
New week.
New good thing to tell you about.
Well, tell me something good now.
Come on.
Tell me something good.
I'm going to go first.
A Michigan teenager helped save
a fellow student's life
at a swim meet and is now
being honored.
Xavier Stubbs, a freshman
swimmer at Corona High School
was competing in a meet
against the rival.
One of the swimmers started to drown
on the other team.
He looked in the water, saw him limp,
floating in the middle of the meat
goes, okay, I'm going to stop. Dives underneath, grabs
them, pulls him up right in the middle of the meat.
Like he stops his race to go grab
this kid. And so
it was a 200 meter relay and they're like,
dude, that's awesome. That's pretty legit. Also to see that
because you're focused on one thing.
Yeah. I've swim
in
competitionish ways and you guys like that black
line. When you see something go down?
That's all. Yeah. I would have just kept going.
I'd have been like, oh, he stopped. He must be tired.
Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's awesome. Amy.
When a California sheriff's canine was injured on the job, his community raised money to buy protective vests for the entire canine unit.
Vests for dogs are about $1,500, and there's 12 little doggy officers that got their little vests, and it's amazing.
That's cool.
Lunchbox, you're up.
10-year-old Jamie Miller was born without a left hand.
He's always wanted one, so his dad's like doing some research, found a charity that will build robotic arms.
Only a problem was an 18-month wait.
Dad said, nope.
Goes on eBay, says,
let me bid on that 3D printer right there, get it.
Let me download some designs off the internet.
And he prints his son and off a 3D hand.
Yeah, I saw that.
And I love that whole story.
I just don't know enough about 3D printers to know how crazy that really is.
I've never seen a 3D printer.
I love the kid as a hand now.
But I wonder how the 3D printer works.
You just do Control P and then...
I want to take a field trip to check it out.
3D printer land?
Yeah, I love the story.
I'm not really educated in how the 3D printer really works,
but it's a good story because the kid got a hand, a left hand,
and I'm left-handed, so I relate.
Sort of.
Yeah, yeah.
Get your bones on, Bobby Bones show.
I had to get a new prescription in my glasses, and they're giving me a headache.
Is that normal?
I have no idea.
I don't have glasses.
Anybody else wear glasses?
Yeah, I wear glasses.
When you get a prescription, a new one, does it take a while to adjust?
No, it's supposed to look perfect.
It's just crushing my headache.
You may have the wrong prescription.
I had to change glasses from my new prescription to my old one earlier this morning.
That's why I had to switch glasses.
I had to do a wardrobe change during the show.
I was also reading Morgan No. 2's Instagram.
Morgan number two is our 24-year-old.
She does our digital.
Hey Morgan.
I heard 24-year-old.
Yeah.
She's ours.
And I commented on her Instagram because she wrote,
Missing Home, These Amazing Humans, Kansas Sunsets, Backroads, and Bonfires.
Yes.
Are you sad being here?
No, I'm not sad being here.
I just, you know, get a little homesick sometimes.
So you do get homesick?
Yeah, I mean, my family's awesome, so I just miss seeing them sometimes.
Did you see me write on your Instagram?
Yeah, you told me not to leave.
I said, don't leave.
I'm not leaving.
Yeah.
I took that as a threat.
I just wrote, don't leave.
Are you thinking about moving back to Wichita?
No, no.
I love home and it's awesome, but I'd rather just visit them and then visit me and I stay here.
I really like Nashville.
Then can I make a request?
Yes.
Instead of posting pictures about people you miss,
what if you post one with all of us?
And you're like, people I'm so happy to be here with.
Well, I do that too.
I got to get a good mix in there.
I worry about you.
Sometimes you post those like real vague, generic.
For some reason, I'm sitting on some stairs today.
I can't really tell you why, but just guess.
And I'm like, oh no, she's leaving.
But don't give up on yourself.
Yeah.
But you're okay, Morgan number two, right?
I'm okay.
Just got to keep it real.
Is it just a 24-year-old thing where you like to assign thoughts,
like people to assign thoughts to where you are?
Yeah, just trying to be really human.
That's not human.
Sure.
If they see that on Instagram, they're like, oh, that's sweet.
She's thinking of us.
Double tap.
Next time, right.
I miss my family, but I don't want to leave, Bobby.
Okay, well, I won't scare you next time.
By the way, over the weekend, Scotty McCreery now has the number one song with five more minutes.
So congratulations to that guy.
It's his first ever number one.
Wow.
It took a minute.
Yeah.
And he had other songs.
He did okay, but that's his first ever number one.
He sent us a nice tweet yesterday, just thinking.
It's because we were playing it before.
He even had a record deal.
It's a good song.
Yeah, it is, right?
I'll have to buy a ticket.
Can't you give me five?
So, congratulations, this Scotty McCurry.
I think his record comes out in a few weeks.
That's good.
Like I said, when he was on the show last week,
it's good to see the good guys win.
You know who's coming by today is Cole Swindell.
Nice.
You know who's coming by this week, Jake Owen and Kathy Lee from the Today Show.
So.
Very eclectable.
It's a lot.
Listen, if we find you interesting, you will be on the show.
It's diverse.
You know what else happened?
Someone came up to me when I was playing the Bluebird, and it's a writer's round room,
probably the most famous writer's round room in Nashville.
And I was playing it.
I was playing with Christian Bush from Sugar Land.
Name drop!
And someone comes up and goes,
you know who I saw was the parked out by the lake guy.
He said he was playing in town.
He said, but he wouldn't play Parked Out by the Lake.
What?
He wouldn't.
If people were asking for it?
Yeah.
I told you he was getting irritated by the whole thing.
So Dustin Christensen is the real artist.
Yeah, but what's his stage name?
No, the Parked Out of Fame.
Devin Dawson.
Not Devin Dawson.
Dean Summer.
Dean Summer went.
That's it.
That's it.
Okay, but Dean, so like, because he wasn't performing that night as Dean, he wouldn't play it.
But he only has one.
No, what would your advice to him be?
Embrace it.
Right.
I would have put that song up as your real name because it would have taken people to your other music.
Uh-huh.
And, you know, work it into your other song.
Like, start playing it and then, like, parlay that into, like, a song you really love.
And not only that, people are playing it at their shows and aren't him.
Cole Swindell played it at his show.
Yes.
That's funny.
So the real guy doesn't want to play his song.
Oh, no.
But other artists do.
Man.
I just thought it was real funny because someone came up.
I said they had just seen him play, and he didn't play it at all, and he's like,
I'm not playing that.
But he sold T-shirts and bumper stickers with it, but wouldn't want to play the song.
Wow.
And that's on him.
Every artist has, sometimes artists don't want to play covers when they come in.
We don't force them, but every artist is different.
But I would just say embrace it, man.
Don't put out another one if you don't want to do it, but embrace that.
Well, yeah, and if he's making T-shirts, then we kind of...
I know.
I don't know.
I mean, I'm not an expert, but...
Nobody's an expert in art.
Yeah, art.
What is art?
Art art? Are we art? That's saved by the bell. For those you don't know.
Lisa Turtle. That's right.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes us from Raleigh, North Carolina.
A defense attorney was going through the metal detector of the courthouse, and he sees someone
dropped their wallet. There's some $100 bills sticking out.
He's like, should I take it? He sticks it in his pocket, $1,600 bucks.
The only problem is not his wallet. They got him on camera.
busted him.
And so if you want to hire a lawyer, he's in jail.
Oh, oh, man.
And it does not say if he'll represent himself or not in court.
I bet his rates down.
He probably will.
If you get a lot cheaper right now.
Give on that clearance wrap.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
If you call the show and you get through, you'll talk to our phone screener, Hillary.
She's in here now.
Good morning, Hillary.
Good morning.
So you have a list of the things people called about the most last week?
Yes, the top three things we got calls about.
about. Okay, number three, Hillary. Everybody wanted to call about Amy ordering the bed wedding
alarm. They said you need to give it a little more time. And somebody also suggested, I don't know
if this is a good idea or not, it sounded good, that you put like a dog puppy pad underneath the
sheets so it doesn't like go on the mattress. That's pretty ingenious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I have
plastic cover that goes over the mattress. Okay. Same thing. Yeah. The puppy pad feels more comfortable
though. Like in my heart, it feels better. That would be easier to clean. You just probably dispose of it.
but new.
So, but we'll talk about the pull-ups later,
but you're done with the alarm, right?
Well, yeah, but, I mean, maybe I did give up too soon.
I mean, there has to be a reason why it exists.
Number two, Hillary?
Lunchbox, not wanting to do the 23 and me.
People thought that was a little odd
since he's on a national radio show,
and he said he wants to be off the grid.
You know?
They're a little confused.
I asked to, and I think I went the wrong around
and questioning him.
I said, you don't have to do 23 in me.
They sent it up and said, here, you can do it for free if you want.
And he said, I don't want to do it.
but I'm trying to stay off the radar.
And I said, well, what about your cell phone?
You know, what about your cable box, your computer, you watch Netflix?
All these things keep you on the radar.
What I felt to say was you're on a national radio show.
You don't get any more on the radar than being on a national radio show.
You're right.
I am on a national radio show, but there are some things that I'm trying to stay off the grid,
and maybe this is a little step towards staying off the grid.
I just think it's important to stay off the grid as much as I can when I'm in the spotlight.
So you're not going to move to the wilderness.
Right.
He doesn't want to stay able to do.
You just don't want to spit in the tube.
Maybe you can't spit.
He's embarrassed of how he spits.
That's it.
And what's the number one thing people called about the most?
Everyone called to congratulate you on American Idol.
They're excited to watch the new season because you're going to be on it.
Thank you, everyone.
Everyone except other people in the radio industry.
Man, I've been getting trashed, like crazy from radio people.
And I guess it, whatever.
I can't.
Most time I don't read that stuff.
most of the time
I never am just this rubber
to go,
I just don't look at it
if I ever get to it
I go ooh I don't like that very much
but what I can do now is
I have the skin to go
I just don't want to put myself in that
because I know how to make me feel
but for some reason man
when your contemporaries
are just yelling how bad you suck
who
it started to bother me a little bit
yeah that's a bummer
I saw one dude
I never met before my life
was like oh great
now they're letting weird Al be a mentor
talking about me
Weird Al.
You don't look like Weird Al?
I don't think it's looks.
I think it's like goofy guy.
Oh.
Yeah.
So, whatever.
You know, I can only do what I do.
I mean, I can't wait to just, you know, we're excited for it to come out.
I want to see what kind of advice you get.
I don't know what they're going to put me in doing yet.
I go back this weekend.
I go tape this week.
Are you to do more?
Yeah.
Oh.
Okay.
I think I can say that.
But that's all I can say.
I never know.
I keep waiting for a call every day at the end of the show to go, no more talking about it.
but yeah I think the show starts in March 11th I think
so is it sort of like a nerve-wracking like the Bachelor
you don't know how they're gonna the cutting floor the edits
you don't know how they portray you to be
no idea
the evil mentor I know I really don't know how that's gonna all shake out
and so that's a bit why I'm going hmm I wonder what I should say
because what if I send everybody to it and then again I'm just a bad dude
yeah are we gonna see you from the jump no you won't see me on the very front
oh okay 24 well I don't
know how they're doing it because it's going to be different than it has been before, so I didn't
know if right when they open up, here's Bobby Bones. I don't think that's it. I think they have to
establish the main judges that are paying millions of two. But I think it's a fair question, but no,
but I don't want to say too much. Dang, you still haven't told us how much you're going to
tell you. Why? Why? Why? Why? Okay. Why don't you tell us? Okay. Write it down.
No, no. Say how much you're getting paid right. Amy, how much are you getting paid right now during
this show.
I like this view.
Amy, go ahead.
No, Bobby, don't worry about you.
We're on Amy right now.
Amy, you say you want to talk about it.
Wait, how did this get turned to me?
What?
How much are you making?
For what?
Per what?
Per year.
How much are you making per year doing this show?
I don't know how it breaks.
No, I don't know how it breaks down.
You're so full of it.
Yeah, we all signed contracts.
I don't know how it breaks down.
You know how much you're making a year.
Uh-uh.
Yes, you do.
Is there's endorsements?
Okay.
What's your minimums?
What's your salary?
No.
Okay.
Without endorsements, how much you make it?
How would you make?
No, we asked you first.
Ladies and both.
Oh, my goodness.
Yeah, we probably make the same.
You make money.
Yeah, right.
What didn't you get right?
Not close.
All the numbers have to come out right now.
We go full.
Everybody has to say how much they're making.
Dang, all I know is we all know where we started with this gig.
Back in the day.
Lunchbox made $5 an hour.
I don't think that's true.
It was $6.50 at that time.
Whatever minimum wage was, I think we all, well, Eddie came on a little later, but I think
me, you, and lunchbox all made minimum wage at whatever time we started to work.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was $6.50. It was rough.
I remember being pretty excited about it and my dad being worried I was going to be able to pay my rent.
Like I was like, Dad, I signed a contract.
He said, really? What's the yearly?
And so I told him and he goes, do you need to get a different, like a side job to like pay your
bills? I'm like, dad.
I was just, you know.
But you're good now.
though, right?
I guess so.
Like real good.
12 years later,
yes, Eddie.
Don't show anybody the paper.
Hide up, hide it.
Hide it out.
What?
Rip it up.
Rip it up.
Rip it up.
Amy, we all want to know.
That did you get for it.
That did you get to be a mentor?
Wow.
Rip it up.
Don't let it.
Rip it up.
Wow.
Riff it up.
Eddie, I saw it through the paper.
You did?
No, you could.
No, it was too small.
Okay, there we go.
The end.
Wow.
Thank you very much.
Wow.
Okay, lunchbox, what is your guest for the food?
Ice cream.
He wants to make a movie about ice cream.
Yeah.
Show me ice cream.
Oh, producer Eddie.
I think it would be so bad if we didn't make a movie about tacos.
Hot.
Tell me like that, the mean taco.
Oh, no.
Cheetos is making a movie called Flaming Hot.
It's the real-life story of how the Frito-Lay maintenance worker created the billion-dollar snack,
Flaming Hot Cheetos.
Amazing.
Listen to this.
And we've talked about this on the surface,
but I didn't know this stuff.
He worked his way from Janitor
to be in the executive vice president.
As the story goes,
he was in the factory,
and someone had thrown in the garbage
a ruined batch of Cheetos
because they forgot to add the cheese dust.
So he grabs them, takes him home.
In his home kitchen,
he concocted a spicy chili powder,
sprinkled it on the Cheetos,
the Frito Le President loved the taste
and allowed him to pitch it to the development team.
Within two weeks, he drew the cover of the Cheetos bags,
created a marketing strategy,
but a $3 clip on tie,
and the rest they say is history.
That's so cool.
Yeah, I didn't know that he found a bag in the trash,
took him home, did it himself.
I thought you were talking about a non-fiction movie
or like a fake movie, but this is a true story.
This is a true story.
That sounds so cool.
Think about the product placement in this first.
For Cheetos.
Holy cow.
Basically, they're going to be making a 90-minute snack food infomercial.
Yeah.
But the story is really good.
So shout out to the Cheeto guy because, again, nobody gave him anything.
He was doing maintenance.
Looked in the trash.
Let me see what this is about.
To take it.
Man, if that doesn't motivate you to go make some flaming hot Cheetos, I don't know what does.
That doesn't motivate you eat out of the trash.
I don't know what does.
So there's that.
Now time for a never gonna get it
Never never gonna get it
Not this time never never gonna get it
This is the number one item that people buy in the wrong size
And they have to return
So the number one thing you go to the store you buy you go
Oh it doesn't fit, gotta take it back
What is it?
Our phone number is 877
77 Bobby
You can spoil it lunchbox, go ahead
lunchbox, go ahead.
Oh, it's easy.
Underware.
Underware.
Show me underwear.
No.
So you're never going to get it.
Goes like this.
This is the number one item
people buying the wrong size
and then they have to return.
Haley in Ohio,
take a shot at it.
Is it tennis shoes?
Oh, that's probably the best answer
when I think about it.
It's not right, but I never thought tennis shoes.
Oh.
Yeah, no, that's not it.
Thank you for calling.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Hey, Stephen and North Carolina.
What do you think?
Jeans.
Ooh, another solid answer.
Not it.
Amy?
Sox.
Do you buy socks and sizes?
Well, that's a thing.
Like, sometimes they come in a big old bag.
You never know if they're going to fit.
Mine always has size 7 to 12.
Yeah.
So I'm usually pretty covered with that for guys.
I don't know what girls' songs are like, but for guys, it's, you know, if you're
size 7 to 12, you're good.
Lunchbox?
Jacket.
No.
Eddie?
Dress shirts.
No, the answer is gloves.
I'm sorry.
I don't think I've ever bought gloves.
Small, medium, large.
The number one item people buy in the wrong size and they have to return is gloves.
Why are we trying those on immediately?
Like, right when we're buying them.
Like, socks sometimes you can't always try on right away, but a glove, like, just slide it on in there.
Well, talk to people.
California is proposing to allow people to take multiple driver's license photos and pick their favorite.
I love it.
And you know, the writer of this story was saying these self-centered calendar.
No way, man.
We all want options.
Yeah.
Who doesn't want options for your driver's license photo?
You have to bust that out all the time.
Who doesn't want options on your Instagram?
Let's not even act like...
Oh, yeah.
So the bill proposed will give drivers a choice.
They have multiple photos taken.
They choose their favorite.
This isn't crazy.
This is actually doing something that we do all the time.
What about our favorite filter?
Yes.
You can put on Rio de Janeiro.
Only problem is it already takes so long.
when you're at the DMV. And people like Amy, who you have to take 50 pictures, people are going
to start getting frustrated. So we eliminated it two, three shots, and then that's it. I would
imagine you probably get three to five. And then they probably send them to you and say, these are
the pictures you took. Which one would you like to be? Send it back. 50 was quite the jump there.
Yeah, of course. Well, that's him. He jumps. So Johnny Cash would have had his 86th birthday
today. And so when you're from Arkansas like I am, Johnny Cash is the biggest thing ever.
and if you're in country music
Johnny Cash is pretty much
the biggest thing ever too
So here you go Johnny Cash
I keep a close watch on this heart of mine
I walk the line
I keep my eyes wide open all the time
I keep the ends out for the tie that finds
Because you're mine
I walk the line
Ring a fire
I fell into a burning ring of fire
Happy birthday Johnny
I'm a down down down
And the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns.
You know who wrote this song?
Yeah, June Carter Cash.
That's right.
His wife.
The taste.
And Folsom Prison Blue.
I hear the train are coming.
It's rolling around the bin.
And I ain't seen the sunshine slips.
I don't know where.
I'm stuck in Folsom Prison.
Time keeps dragging on.
There we go.
How about this?
By the way, when Johnny Cash felt his record label was ignoring him in 1984, he intentionally recorded a terrible album.
The title of the album was called Chicken and Black, and the lead song was about Cash having his brain transplanted with out of a chicken.
Oh, my goodness.
That's awesome.
That sounds like something you would do.
It does.
You want an album here?
Take this one.
You want a show?
End it 11 after every segment.
How about this show here?
Yeah, that does sound like something I would do, except Johnny Cash is way cooler.
You know he never did not perform in black ever
Every performance he ever did was in black
And he was called the man in black
But I thought maybe there'd be a rogue performance
Where he was in a tie-dye or something
Yeah but there wasn't they're all in black
Interesting
And he lived next door to this I don't have
This is me going off my mind here
But he lived next door to Roy Orbison
For 20 years I think
Literally right next door
And Roy Orbison saying
Pretty woman
Walking down the street
Pretty woman
They kind of like to meet
Pretty woman
Oh, does it's about it
Yeah
But they live next door
They had like late night jam sessions
All the time
And they collaborated all the time together
And they could also just share a cup of sugar
And hey you got any eggs?
Yeah
Yes I do
Thanks for asking me
That's one of their songs
Yeah
Can I borrow some eggs
Bobby Bonset
Here we go
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood
Amy's 30 Second skinny
Jake Owen announced his brink
new tour. The life is
What You Make It Tour. Not
What You Make It, but Whatcha? It's kicking
off May 18th in Chattanooga, special
guest Chris Jansson and Jordan
Davis, Jake Owen.com for tickets, details, all that stuff.
Jake Owen's new song comes out Wednesday
and I've heard it. It's really good.
And you're going to go, huh, how about that? Whenever you hear it.
That's all I can say for now. Thank you very much.
Go ahead, Amy. Congratulations to
Scottie McCreary. Five more
Minutes is his first number one song ever.
That's it.
Hometown boy made it.
That's what everybody's saying on Twitter to me.
Not really my hometown.
I'm from Arkansas.
We can all be.
Hometown boy made it, baby!
I love it.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 seconds.
Yeah.
There's a clear plastic bag that costs over $500 because it's a designer.
It looks like this.
Oh, is it to take to football games and stuff?
I'll tell you about it in a bit. It's just a clear plastic shopping bag.
Oh, okay.
It's over 500 bucks. That's coming up.
I do want to encourage you, let's say the show ends, and it's 4 p.m. and you're going,
what do I do? Well, you can listen to the Bobbycast. It's a podcast I do from my house.
For example, Dave Haywood from Lady Annabella comes by.
And he talks about music like crazy and talks about Need You Now and how that song that turned to a global hit was really not even supposed to be on the record.
They were like, nah, I don't know about this song.
And then he talks about how his dad basically invented teeth whitening.
Would he have liked you to be a dentist?
He wanted me to be.
He wanted me to be.
I mean, you know, he would bring home little exercises that his students would do when I was
young where you have to work with chalk and work with your hands and, like, form things.
And I tried it a few times.
I just wasn't any good at it.
And he wrote a book on teeth.
It's crazy.
Wow.
So that's Dave Haywood.
Or Steve Mochler came by and talked about writing Riser for Dirks.
So you recorded the song.
I did.
And what did you do with it?
Put it on a record and we went out and toured it.
Dirk's really gave that song a big life.
And now when we go out and play it, it's cool because a lot more people know it.
So search Bobbycast, and you can hear all these, and there's Kipmore and Shane McAnally, Natalie Hemby, a lot of songwriters from Nashville.
So there you go.
That's that.
You want the bag story now or later?
Now.
A pop-up shop in Seattle is drawing attention for one particular item.
People are buying it.
It's a clear plastic shopping bag for $590.
It's designed by Phoebe Philo
For a French luxury clothing band
Brand excuse me
The bag
It is just a straight plastic bag
You can't tell the difference
$590
Nordstrom also has something to do with pop-up shop
That's a pretty expensive place to shop
But people are buying it
Yeah I mean I guess
Sometimes to go to certain things
Or to shop a certain place
You have to have a clear bag
But there's no I guess in this
No I mean I don't need it
And I wouldn't spend that, but maybe some people that need the clear bag for whatever reason
and they still want to be designer.
The only thing about it is the name.
The name is written across it.
What in the world?
You see it?
Yes.
It says Celine Paris.
Yeah, we'll put it up.
I don't get that.
It's $600.
You know what?
You can take a plastic bag.
Go to piggy-wiggly.
Yeah.
You just get a grocery bag, man.
That's what we do.
Yeah.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Cole Swindell
It's walking down from the old green room
slash my office.
There he is.
What up, buddy?
We're live on the radio right now, my friend.
I like it.
Good morning, everybody.
Yeah, sit down.
Yeah, have it.
How's your morning going?
Good, man.
You know, it's not as early as y'all get up,
but it's kind of early for me.
I can tell a little bit.
You do this every day.
Yeah, this is awesome.
Dude, it's almost dinner time for us.
What are you talking about?
Do this every day?
I know, y'all, this is a whole different schedule.
So I think, you know,
People, as, you know, I listen as well, but I don't think people realize how, I guess they do, but how early y'all are up at it and how what time you have to go to bed, I mean.
Yeah, but you're still not even as early as.
Oh, yeah, that's my point.
Not even close.
This is, y'all been here for all day.
Y'all been here half a day.
I was just making sure you weren't trying to, you know, empathize.
So y'all got, I'm not at all.
By the way, Amy, she has this thing called momisty now, which I haven't been in.
Now that you're a mom and you're tired a lot, you're just honest all the time.
There's no filter.
Okay.
I don't blame you.
That's, uh, sleep is.
is important.
You good?
I'm great, man.
I'm starting a new week.
Just got back off the road of the tour.
And we've got two weekends under the books.
Your first headlining tour, too.
It is, yeah.
It's been a blast.
I mean, just getting, you know, we've been on some big tours,
but now just, it's still weird walking into these arenas
and knowing that, you know, we're going to be the last ones up there playing.
But, you know, having Chris Jansen and Lauren Elena out there is huge.
I mean, they are phenomenal.
Both of them and just the shows they put on is really, I mean,
helping, I can already tell what a, you know, just huge help it is having them out there with me.
Are people coming?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the goal.
And we've been, it's been, like I said, two weekends and just getting to, you know, try to get comfortable with everything.
We were in rehearsal, and this is, you know, as hard as we've ever worked getting ready, because this is, I mean, we got to make sure that those folks are getting their money's worth and putting on the best show we can.
So we, you know, try to make adjustments after each one.
see what we like and we'll, I think next weekend, it should be pretty dialed in. It's been a blast
so far. Isn't it a bit of pressure? Because I experience this too whenever I started being the
headliner stand-up shows. I was like, whoa, they're actually paying to see me this time.
Yeah. I'm not just a guy that's like doing some stuff. I know. It's like that's my role for the
past four years has been, you know, support act, direct support all the way to the opener opener,
you know, and it's some pressure on that because you want to, you know, do your best. You're
there to get them warmed up for the headliner.
And now, you know, to have folks doing that before me is pretty, it's pretty crazy.
But I'm enjoying it and just, you know, trying to put on the best show we can.
And it's, it is up to us.
Our name's on the ticket.
And it's been fun.
Look at this guy here.
Named on the ticket now.
So what are you kicking off the show with?
First song.
You walk out, everybody's there to see it.
You got to make an impression.
One of your favorites.
It's called Let Me See You Girl.
Oh, yeah.
That's true.
Let me see you, girl.
We started it off up-tempo, and that's something cool like the intro.
I hope, you know, we're somewhere around here.
Y'all can catch the show.
But the intro is just cool, you know, how we reveal.
We're getting out there and just, I don't know, we decided that would be a good one to start with.
Go ahead and get that one, get the crowd going.
You have any fire?
Have any fire in this show yet?
Not fire.
Lots of video this year.
Not a, I hadn't made it to the fire.
Maybe that's in the fall.
Ask Al Dean.
He's got a lot of fire.
Yeah, he does have fire.
And I've been out there with him, so I know.
We're a lot less fire than Aldine.
I'd be so scared of that fire.
I don't want to be in the wrong spot.
You have to, like, know your spots.
And, I mean, I've seen people with shows and be pretty close to the thing.
I mean, it's pretty crazy.
Michael Jackson?
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not, you know, I'm not that level.
We're first year headlining.
So I'll build up to the fire, though.
By the time you make it out, I'll have fire, I guarantee you.
You just do some sparklers.
By the time I make it up, by like 2023, I'm going to have fire.
I don't go to shows.
I don't have time.
You don't have time to come see me.
I don't have time to come see you.
We always say, we always like,
hey, I'm going to come watch the show.
And then what happens is every weekend.
We're working.
We're working.
Different places.
But that's, you know,
I'm just glad we get to do what we love to do.
And, yeah, it's good to be back in town for a few days.
Cole Swindell is here.
Look at this guy.
Just dominate.
He's a silent dominator.
Like slowly start.
He's got one hit.
He's got two.
He's got seven.
Then he puts out another one.
It's just, I know, man.
It's good to have new stuff out, though.
It's been, you know, last year was great, but now knowing that we've got a brand
new album coming later in the year and having a new song and just a new tour, I mean, everything,
it's off to a great start.
Let me hear this again.
We played every hour.
I've heard it.
I've heard it a lot.
Thank you.
Let me hear this again, though.
Break up in the end here.
Even though we break up in the end.
That's right here.
Even if I knew you'd be out of way.
I'd still go.
Go back and get you.
Man.
You got some voice.
You just want to be rocked asleep too.
Hey, well, I'm glad to have that one, man.
Jesse, Joe Dillon, Chase McGill, John Knight.
They wrote that song, and I am honored to have recorded it because I love writing songs
myself.
But I tell you, when somebody else kind of writes something that hits you like that and you
get the opportunity to record it in this town, I mean, we have the best country music
songwriters, I think, anywhere.
And it's pretty cool to get those kind of songs sent to me.
So I'm thankful to have it out there
and hope people are digging it.
How did that song come to you?
Just, I don't remember exactly how it got sent to me,
but I remember the first time I heard it.
It was just one of those,
I wish I could go back and hear it for the first time again,
you know, because I've listened to it so much.
That's why I'm reading the Hunger Games.
It's like, I wish I could go back and not know what's kind
and just listen to it again and again.
But that's, yeah, the second I heard it,
I just, I was like, wow, we got,
we kind of texted me and Carrie and Chris Lacey over at Warner.
We were all in a chain text,
just saying, wow, you know, this is a huge song.
I think this is a huge song.
And I never dreamed it would be my first single.
I mean, we've got, I think, cut like 15 songs and having to narrow that down to what
do you want to lead off?
What do you want to say?
How are you introducing this third level to everybody?
And that's our third album to everybody.
And that's what we went with.
So I'm just thankful to be able to, you know, have the fun songs, but also have songs that, you know,
are going to mean a lot to people.
Let me say this about you too, cool.
I feel like we're getting to know each other a little better over the last year.
so, right? Wouldn't you? Yeah, yeah, absolutely. I would say that for you to take a song that
somebody else wrote, it has to be particularly really good because I believe as a songwriter,
you have 10 number ones. As a songwriter, and so other than the number ones that just you've
recorded, you have 10 number ones altogether that you've written. So that shows that not only do you
respect the craft, you're good at it, but you respected so much that you will still take other
people's songs if you feel like it beats your songs. Oh, absolutely. And I think that's always been my
goal is, hey, how can we make the best album we can? You know, I love being able to say, yeah,
I wrote that, but I think I had to do that the first two albums. You don't get these kinds of
songs. And I think that's the, you know, the point of growing as an artist and saying stuff. And that's
the thing. I mean, any song I cut, even if I didn't write it, it's something I wish I would have written
or sounds just, you know, hits me at the right time or I'm feeling that or whatever. And that's
that's what these songwriters do.
And anyway, that's how I started.
I know how hard it is to get a song recorded as a songwriter
and to have the text from those writers
and just how much it means to them.
I know this song means a lot to them to, you know,
just reading some of the stuff they sent, Jesse Joe and Chase and John,
they're blown away by just having it on the radio.
And that makes me feel so good
because I know exactly what that feels like for somebody
to record your songs and put it out to radio.
Carl Swindell is here.
What's your house like?
It's over in German town.
It's kind of more like a loft area.
You don't have to say where it is.
Sorry, I know I shouldn't.
Shout out.
Well, I will say,
A few people listening to this.
Cole came over to my house.
No, let me, call came over to my house.
What's the cross street.
And he starts nailing where my house is too.
He has the thing of just saying where we're located at all the time.
He's like, you know, I came up to your house.
They starts giving details where I'm living.
They're like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Whoa.
Whoa.
But that's those 10 number ones right there.
What is?
That German town price staff.
Yeah.
No, that's why I'm staying there.
I got that place several years ago, and it's pretty, we're getting it about finished up,
but it's, I'm gone so much, man.
You live in a house or like a condo or a loft?
No, it's like a condo kind of loft kind of deal.
I have neighbors and one upstairs with, yeah, it's.
You got somebody loud that's always like, boom, boom, boom.
It's just kind of, I don't think they understand how, you know, old the building.
I mean, it's a cool building, but it's like when you're walking up there, you can, I mean,
I hope they can't hear me like I can hear them.
No, I lived there for a little bit.
Did you really?
Yeah.
Relive and yeah, my, that was back in.
Radio Press tag.
That's right.
Excuse me.
I, um, walk right into that one.
To clarify, I rented.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead.
For like eight months.
Go ahead.
Between homes.
And I joined the show and I bought it.
That is when my neighbor was blaring Adele.
Hello.
And that's all I heard.
That's probably cold.
I literally did get in trouble for blaring my music down there because I did, I, I,
I was used to living in a house and it'd be late.
I'd be playing music and finally they had to come tell me to,
we've got to turn that down.
So I wrote a note and gave them my boombox, my neighbors.
You gave them your boombox.
Because they called, yeah, they called the cops.
Do they know that their neighbors?
They were not knocking and tell, I'm like,
that's annoying.
Just let me know.
That's annoying to not say, I would never, yeah.
We're going to call the cops to just call the cops.
That's annoying.
So it was, I just gave them my boom box,
wrote them a nice note and I didn't ever.
I don't know if they used.
How passive aggressive of you.
That was pretty, I know, that next day I heard them,
they were up there playing and they were playing something like Sir Mix a lot or something,
just because it had a base in the thing, from my beats boombox that I gave them.
So that's a story I haven't, haven't shared there.
Cole Swindell, look at this guy, man.
How about the fact that your neighbors probably didn't even know it was Cole Swindell?
Oh, yeah, I don't know if they would have known if you would have told them my neighbor.
Or if they hated Coleswendo.
Well, that's what I'm going to go with.
I think they knew, and they were like, I'm not telling this guy.
I'm just tell the cops.
They can tell him.
What about this beard do you have right now?
It looks like it's a little thicker.
Yeah.
Is that something?
Yeah, it's kind of trimmed down from my single image.
I did have it grown out a little bit.
So I'm getting it back there for the video.
We're shooting the video this week.
But yeah, just, I don't know.
Do you have to run like a, no, I like it.
I'm always curious about how people keep short beards, though.
Do you have to constantly go with a certain?
Yeah, just little guard.
And I don't even know what, I'll just, you know, freestyle.
I just, I don't know what the guard's on, but I just.
You just freestyle it?
Yeah, that was a wrong word, but whatever.
Freestyle shaving, great.
Man, Cole Swindell, look at this guy.
How have you been?
Same old crap, man.
Yeah, same old.
But you know what?
Aren't we lucky that our same old crap is awesome?
It is very awesome, man.
That's what, you know, this past two weekends, it's just, it's been a lot of work
getting up to this point, and it's, I don't know, just being out there on the stage is really
getting to sing these songs that I've gotten to record, that I've gotten to write.
is all I've ever wanted to do.
Let me say something else good about you
because you don't want me to say these good things about you.
I'll say something else good about you.
So on this tour that you have,
it's your first headlining tour,
and if it were me and were my first headlining tour,
I put really crappy acts before me,
so I'd look even better.
That's what I would do.
I would go, hmm, who can I pick that sucks?
That's smart.
Right, that's why I would do.
Because I'd be like,
I don't want somebody to come and not be...
But what Cole did is he put on two of the best performers
in all...
Lauren and Lainting can sing better than anybody.
It's unbelievable.
I literally bring her out in my side.
And I'm just like in awe, like hearing her sing.
I mean, it is, it's another level.
And not to mention.
And then Chris Jansen comes out.
He puts on like the best.
It's unbelievable.
How entertaining.
I don't care if he walked into a room of 200 people that had no clue who it was,
he would have them on their feet clapping and.
He's a tornado raising their hands like their revival by the end of it.
I mean, he really is, man.
He's a, he's a firecracker out there.
I love having him out there and just that's who you won't get into people.
They are ready.
If they ain't ready when they walk in by the,
the time Lauren Elena and Chris are done, they are ready to go. So that is, and that's the thing.
I mean, they obviously help being a headliner, you've got to sell tickets and I need, you know,
I can't have people that aren't great out there. So I'm lucky to have both of them. And I think
it's made us step our game up too, you know. It's like, hey, I know what spot they're in and
how we felt the past four years. So it's time for us to, you know, we've got to step it up too.
And I think that's made it everybody better out there.
Let me say that. I think that's a good thing for you. Some people don't like me.
Well, my, listen, when I do stand-up, it's different
because I like to have somebody great musically.
I would never put on a comic in front of me
because they're better than me.
I'd be like, nope, not going to do it.
Let's speak something else.
Yeah, well, maybe I need to.
I need to.
I need to.
Yeah, some kind of other opening act than music.
I'll look at that for the fall to.
No, you don't need to.
That's why I'm saying.
I'm giving you props here.
Okay, good.
Yeah, no, I'm glad to have them.
By the way, March 2nd,
Cole will be in Hershey, Pennsylvania.
March 3rd in Kingston, Rhode Island,
Asheville, North Carolina, Fayville, North Carolina.
So go see Cole.
A lot of places we're on the radio.
You're all over the place.
You're going to play Los Angeles in April?
That's the end of the tour, man.
No pressure.
Yeah, no, exactly.
That's the last show of the tour, so it's going to be cool to end it out on the West Coast.
Look at you.
Personal life, everything good?
Yeah, it's all good, man.
Are you happy?
Yeah, I'm happy.
Just, you know, like I said, I'm glad that I have new music and new tour and all that.
I'm going to push you.
You don't have to pivot on me.
I'm not going to push you anywhere.
No, I know.
It's going to all right.
We know you're happy with new music.
He asked you about your personal life and you went straight.
No, and I'm not letting him pivot.
You don't have to see.
That is my personal.
I feel like, you know.
That's it.
That's my personal life.
Okay.
It's tough.
Yeah.
We'll get there one day, though.
I'm just asking how you're doing.
It's just a friendly, how are you doing personally?
I don't know.
I think.
Thank you.
Well, I could probably work on that.
I need some of your fitness tips, I think.
I've lost too much weight recently.
No.
Because I do TV and you look fat on TV all the time.
Oh, God.
Will you tell them?
It's unbelievable.
That and even just pictures, I mean, shows.
It's like these people post pictures all the time of their, you know,
they're up your nostrils on the front row,
whatever, you just don't look good in a lot of pictures.
So I got to, you got to keep in shape and you look good.
You look good.
You look good.
You look on like you.
I don't see much chest hair.
You get that.
You get that.
You get that.
There's some down there.
It's just the V's not deep enough.
So.
You got that weird.
It just starts at the nipple chest here.
Yeah.
All right.
Cole, Cole, Cole.
You know I like you now, right?
Well, hey.
I didn't know you for, no, I didn't know him for a.
I know. See, I told you.
We didn't know each other for a long time.
No, we didn't.
Because you're silent and you would just lower your head and duck away.
Well, I'm sorry.
But I do think our podcast kind of, I don't know, that was one of the best times I've had an interview.
And I think that helped out.
How about this one?
How did you feel about this one?
I do like this one.
I love this one.
I mean, anytime I get to come in, man, this is a big deal.
So I appreciate you having me.
And I know you got a lot of guests and stuff probably coming in this week.
So I'm glad to be here on Monday.
My point is, it wasn't I didn't like you?
We didn't know each other that well.
I get it.
No, I know.
That's what, I mean, like you said, in this business, I mean, we run into each other in passing
and you really don't know a whole lot.
But I think we've been around a couple years now and, yeah, I know each other a little better.
All right, Cole.
I have to work on everybody else in here now.
That's no, no, no.
They like what I like.
I bowed for.
I say, that call, he's a good dude.
He came home, he didn't steal anything.
We're good.
That's right.
Nothing was missing after Cole left.
I just ubered out of there, right?
I can't say the same thing about Jake.
When Jake Owen left, I had all kinds of stuff missing.
Cash, pictures of family, dog.
My dog was gone.
Jake.
Oh, man.
That guy.
All right.
Coles Window, it's really good to see you.
I'm going to play your song in just a minute.
But I just want to say that I'm proud for you.
Just the whole thing.
You're out your first tour, man, where your headline.
That's a big deal.
It really is, man.
A big deal.
Like I said, I appreciate all the support, man.
From chilling it to right now, this is going to be a fun year.
And like I said, I hope we get to.
Catch some shows soon, maybe in 2000, whatever you said, 20.
Yeah, right.
I'm coming to one.
Listen, we'll go to each other's show.
We'll figure that.
Yeah, yeah, it'll be amazing.
All right, Coleswendo.
It is good to see you, my friend.
Always.
Thank you, buddy.
Over to Amy now with a little something called The Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny.
What is the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
For one, you need treatment and the other one you need oinkment.
Huh.
It's one of those real smart people jokes.
Yeah, yeah.
That was the morning corny.
Swine pig, oinkment.
Oh, got it, got it.
I didn't know.
What bird is a swine?
Treatment, oinkment.
Sometimes, Emmy goes a little too.
I thought it was her speech impediment.
Oh.
What?
What?
I love this story.
Police in New Jersey said a robber shot himself in the hand while a tipped pistol whip victim.
Police responded to the scene of a shooting where a group of four people was going to rob a 20-year-old,
but the robbery went south after one of the robbers shot himself in the hand.
Listen, I got a pistol whip once.
It didn't hurt because I was so in that adrenaline zone of, oh my goodness, I'm about to die.
that I don't remember feeling it.
I remember seeing the gun come up my head.
I remember hitting my head.
And then I remember going,
wow, I didn't feel that.
So I don't know if anyone who gets pistol whipped
actually feels it.
Because imagine someone pulls a gun on you
and what your heart does.
Yeah, no, no, you're out of control.
And you're just like, oh, blah, whoa.
Because I just saw his hand go, boom,
and then it lifted up, and I go,
huh.
Yeah.
How about that?
Didn't feel it that.
That's scary.
For years, I felt it emotionally,
psychologically.
But yeah, the gun just kind of went, boom.
been recoiled. I wish the guy would have shot himself to beat me with the gun. I'd probably laugh, too.
I'd be like, that's what you get. Just to whip me.
Give me the pros and cons of eating cottage cheese because I haven't eaten it for breakfast every day.
I really looked it up. Oh, I would say the pros are. It's really good protein, which you're into that.
The cons would be if you're trying to stay away from dairy. It's dairy.
Maybe it's why my stomach's been a little bit.
Because you don't eat that much dairy.
But I've been eating cottage cheese for breakfast every morning. You're trying to trim up a bit.
Yeah.
You think I'm still looking too skinny?
Be honest.
I feel like you look good.
I'm not saying anything.
If I say anything, can't say anything right.
You look good, you're right.
I feel like you do look skinny, but you're right.
If you're on TV and the camera adds 10 pounds, then it all makes sense and it all balances out.
Again, I'm taping Idol Saturday.
After that, I'm done.
Putting on about one.
One one.
One pound.
Yeah, I think about putting on one pound.
What are you guys looking at over there?
I mean, there's something called the cottage cheese diet.
Yeah?
Basically, that's all you eat.
You're not doing that, right?
Just breakfast?
Yeah, just breakfast.
It says it's high in sodium.
That's true.
You could be bloated.
That's very true.
I've been eating cottage cheese every morning.
I don't feel full.
I like to feel full.
I felt full in probably like three months.
I was going to say, like when's the lot you've been eating the size of the palm of your hand.
That's true.
That's true.
But I'm going to get back at it about eating.
Then I got to drop it all again because I had another project coming up.
Oh.
I should stop doing the yo-yo thing.
It's just fine.
Yeah, just stick with it.
I weighed myself.
I was 153.5 last night.
Wow.
Six foot 153.
Wow.
Hey, ladies.
When's the last time you wait that?
Oh, boy.
Hey, ladies.
Hey, ladies.
You're looking for a man in your life?
Well, move on.
You're looking for a pubescent,
pre-pubescent weighted adult.
Bobby and I are getting closer and closer.
Oh, no.
You and Aver are going to weigh the same.
You're going to borrow my jeans.
I wonder if I can fit them.
I don't think so.
You don't?
I'm probably at about a 30 in the waist now.
I normally wear a 32.
Dude, you got to stop.
I know I'm going to stop.
But I don't do anything halfway.
You guys know my temperament.
It's 100% or I just DJAF.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Yes, I do know what you mean.
When you look in the mirror, do you think you look good or do you think you look sick?
No, I think, no, I never like how I look, ever, ever.
I think I might have a bit of body dysmorphia where I look in the mirror and I
always hate and I'm shamed by my body.
Always. Wow.
So I think there's something to that.
BDD.
Body dysmorphia disorder or something like that.
But no, I don't think I look good.
I don't like taking my shirt off around people.
Sometimes I'll do this where you just do it and it makes it easier.
And so I'll just not wear a shirt for a while and be like, oh, okay, cool.
And it's probably going to be easier to not wear a shirt because I'm not so embarrassed.
But it doesn't really help.
Mm-mm.
Not really.
So no, to answer your question, I feel like I'm always kind of, bach.
It's all right, whatever.
When you go back to the old ways, what's your first good meal you're going to have?
Like, what are you missing?
Well, cheeseburger?
I haven't had cheeseburger and ages.
I haven't had pizza in ages.
Tacos?
And I would love to eat pizza.
That pizza is just, that's the king dinghling of meals.
Just a big old piece of pepperoni pizza.
I couldn't agree more.
Do you know Wednesday is the best day to go grocery shopping?
I didn't.
Is that when everything is.
restocked. Stores aren't crowded. Weekly specials also start on Wednesday at nearly half of
U.S. supermarkets. So Wednesdays, Monday's people are already going, oh, start of the week,
Friday people are going, well, end of the week, out of the weekend. But Wednesdays, that's the
chillest day to go to supermarket shopping. Although I don't call it a supermarket, call it a grocery
store. Yeah, me too. What do you guys call it? Grocery store. What's a supermarket?
Sweet. Sweet. Yeah. That's about it. The old game show. Let's go over to Morgan number two. I'm
always worried what 24 year olds
are thinking about. Like, am I out of touch?
What do 24 year olds care about
with Morgan number two?
Whatever.
Sorry, the board's messed up. My board's broken, so I
can't turn up the right microphone.
Are you ready or you want to do the jingle?
Just do it. I'm so frustrated
with how they haven't fixed this board
yet that I'm sitting in front. Can I
just get a board that works? This thing's been here since Jerry
House.
How did...
Let me tell you what 24th aren't caring about.
My equipment in this studio.
It's like the dog turd equipment.
That's why I call it.
How's the dog turd working today?
Pretty good.
All right.
Let's do the show.
Oh, my goodness.
I've asked if this one microphone probably be fixing.
Nobody fixes anything.
Stand by Morgan.
It's just all broken.
Everything's broken all the time around here.
Is this what 24th?
No, it's why I think about.
I walk in and I hit the wrong microphone because it's not in the same spot that it always is.
It's like when someone's parking in my parking spot.
I go crazy.
Because it's not because it's my spot.
It's my same spot every day.
Yeah, because it's not labeled.
No, there's no spot.
But it's the same spot.
There are 100 empty spots.
Why does someone park in my spot?
Let him go, Morgan, number two.
I saved that one for you today, did you know?
Just wait.
Just wait.
Wait for what?
Either I'm going to get a parking spot right here.
I'm quitting.
What just happened?
I don't know. I'm telling you, Eddie.
I've been asking for this board to be fixed for months.
Yeah.
And it just isn't.
It never isn't.
No one cares about you.
Lolo Bobby and his friends.
Yeah.
So you're getting the line.
I'm about to snap.
Oh boy.
Y'all didn't fix my board, so I'm going to need a parking spot.
Yeah, that's what happens.
Just wait.
Okay.
It's just I need consistency.
All you can ask for in life is consistency.
I don't anything crazy?
Yeah.
Do I really need a parking spot?
No.
I see my board fixed.
I need consistency.
Okay.
So hit the clip.
I'm on edge, folks.
We can tell.
Holy cow.
Man.
What do 24-year-olds care about?
with Morgan number two.
Whatever.
The 2018 Winter Olympics have been going on,
and not only have the United States been doing really good,
but Olympic skier Gus Kenworthy had done a really good thing,
and he shut down a South Korean dog farm
and is now rescuing 90 dogs and puppies
are going to be heading to the United States and Canada to find proper homes.
I like that. It's kind of calming me down a bit.
It's a good story.
I would also argue that the United States is not doing good in the Winter Olympics.
Yeah, we didn't do so well.
We didn't even make the top three or four.
I think we got like nine gold.
I'm okay with that.
I like the story.
Um, I need to go to yogurt or something.
I mean, that's a good story, Morgan number two.
Thank you very much.
So we're 24-year-olds you're talking about.
Raymond, how are you, bud?
I just need something else to talk.
What are you eating?
Food.
Of course you're eating fruit.
Crackers, cheese, salami.
Make sure.
At 7.2.
Yeah, but this is lunch.
What time do you wake up?
Midnight.
Interesting.
I thought 3 o'clock was tough.
This guy over here was waking up at midnight.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bonds show.
You know who's on the phone?
Who?
Oil can heat.
Wow.
There he is.
Heath Sanders back on.
Heath.
Hey, Bobby.
How are going on?
So I remember Heath came in Friday.
and performed in front of our panel.
Heath was just a guy I heard on the internet.
He said, hey, drive to Nashville.
Got in his truck, drove to Nashville from Arkansas.
He played on the show, did great.
The panel loved him, and then he left, and I didn't get a follow-up.
So, Heath, you're here this morning.
How's your morning going, by the way?
Man, it's going good.
Just up and at him.
I'm finally back to work and just hitting it hard this morning.
So how was the day after you finished playing on the show?
What was that like?
It was awesome, man.
I mean, you know, played the show, played the show,
and then came home and played a gig that night in central Arkansas.
Did anybody show up?
It was at capacity before I ever got there.
That's what I'm talking about.
Look at the game.
Yeah, they're there.
Yeah, okay.
Go ahead.
Yeah, it was cool, man.
The course, their parking lot's just a big field,
and it had rained all week, so there wasn't a two-wheel drive in the parking lot.
Like mud was everywhere, and they were shuttling people back and forth in ATVs.
It's just so cool, man.
Man.
Yeah, it's been a wild ride, dude, the last couple of days.
So you go, and I'm assuming that's the first time you ever had a show for you where it was just, like, packed.
Actually, the second sold-out show.
The weekend before I had a sold-out show as well.
So, yeah.
There's nothing.
Old hat for you.
So you get there.
There's lots of people there.
You play the show.
Anybody stick around.
I want to take pictures more so than normal, anything like that?
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I'll actually sign a couple autographs,
which is really, really weird for me.
Yeah?
I try to convince people that they shouldn't ruin their ball caps
and their shirts and things with my janky old signature.
Look at this guy here.
Heath Sanders, who played on the show on Friday.
He came in working in the oil field.
in Arkansas, say, hey, you should come on and play you're good.
He did. The judges from the record labels loved him.
So what happened after the show? Did you go over to a record label or anything?
Yeah, we went and talked to, of course, we went to talk to Brian at Universal for a little while.
He just gave me some pointers and some tips, and just kind of gave me some direction.
Then went over and spoke with L.T. at Sony, and she took me around,
and there's a bunch of good people over there.
And basically, they just kind of gave me some direction and kind of,
you know, where to go with my next step and how to make the best out of this.
What's your next step?
So right now we're just going to take it one step at a time.
And I think our number one priority at the moment is to get bloodline recorded and cut campaign last night,
a virtual tip char campaign.
And just under or just over 12 hours, we raised $5,200.
Dang.
Wow.
Look at this guy.
Signed autographs.
tip jar i need to start tip jar campaign to get my board fixed
come on here we go heath if you heard about my board how it's broken
no man yeah listen if i were elvis duran or ryan c crest this board will be fixed already
i'm up here working with bad equipment heath can you donate me some of that tip jar
i cook you up man well dude i'm happy to hear that that things are going in the direction
you're going to keep playing shows thought you did good i really did thought you did good and
So good.
Let me know what's happening.
Check in about a month or so.
Let me know.
Or whenever you get that song up, you get recorded.
Like, let me know.
I want to keep up with you.
And this is absolutely been life-changing.
Just never imagine anything like this happening for me.
So I'm in your debt, man.
I sure appreciate it.
Nah, no dad.
It's like to see good music.
Get out to the good people.
So, all right, I hate to let you get back to work.
Just want to check in, bud.
Okay, buddy.
All right.
See you later.
Bye.
Hey, someone go to that tip jar site and set up a little something.
Yeah.
A little Bobby's board fun.
No, how about Bobby's stupid?
That'd be nice.
You need that.
Yeah, yeah, I mean.
Cosmetic surgeons are finding more and more men are going in and requesting fillers in their butts.
These men are showing up at doctor's offices with photos from Instagram of butts they like that cost about a thousand bucks.
One of the preferred medical options is to transfer fat from elsewhere to the patient's butt.
if you don't have enough fat, a traditional volume filler.
What's happening?
They just want a little more.
Are men even supposed to have butts?
I've heard girls say like, man, that guy's got a good butt.
Yeah, but I don't ever think that a girl goes, well, if you don't got a good butt, I'm not getting with them.
You know?
Yeah, I guess.
According to doctors, both treatment and recovery is quick.
48 hours back on it.
It's just the thing about the butt fillers for dudes.
I just feel like there's people with too much money and too much time and they're bored.
That's a butt filler.
You wouldn't get a little butt filler in there?
No, I have no, and I have no butt.
Yeah.
I just, there's no chance.
Get it into it.
Get a butttox feeling.
I didn't humor the idea.
What?
I'll just think about it a little bit.
You know, I thought about peck implants.
See, same thing?
And I wouldn't, I'm not going to do it.
At my age of 37 now, I'm done.
I'm just, it's not going to matter.
You are who you are.
Because that's your insecurity, though.
Maybe these butt filler guys, like that's, they.
But I didn't do it.
And I thought about it, but I thought, and women like pecks.
That's the thing.
Women, I don't know that all the women like butt in.
I never met a woman that's like, you know what, he's too muscular on the chest.
I haven't.
So with the butt implants, I just don't think you have to have a good butt to be.
Well, and where your chest lacks, it makes up for him personality.
So you're saying my chest likes?
No.
You feel that way, but you can do the little dancing peck.
I can't do the dancing peck.
Not everyone can do that.
It's all bone and like one tiny muscle.
You just move your ribs.
It's not hard to make the bones move.
Yeah. So.
What though?
Because I'm thinking, what if in 10 years?
Buttox injections are normal.
So we go, wow, I remember back in the day we used to laugh at the buttox injection guys?
I'm going to go get mine today an hour.
You know, you never know what's going to happen.
So what do we do now that 10 years ago we would look back at him?
Because if I'm on camera, I have to get a spray tan all the time.
Yeah.
It's a good one.
And I would have made fun of myself.
For sure.
And I still get made fun of a bit.
I really wouldn't do it if it wasn't part of work at times.
I hate it.
I have a good person that comes up.
It didn't sprays me.
But it's just like it's gooey and it smells like the beach.
I don't even like the beach.
Like there's no win for me.
So I wouldn't do it unless I had to.
But spray tanning, I'd be like, are you kidding me?
What in the world is that?
Yeah.
And now it just seems normal.
Yeah, for me.
For guys.
I mean, for girls, that's hard to like,
we kind of get into anything before guys do and we're all about it.
What though 10 years ago do you do now?
You'd have been like, I don't know.
I mean, I have eyelash extensions.
That's a good one.
Yeah.
Like who would think of extending an eyelash?
Yeah.
It always seemed, even before I got it done, I would be like, how do girls do that and why?
And then once I got it done, I'm like, this is amazing.
I don't ever want to stop, even if I have to work the rest of my life to make this happen.
I can only imagine that in 10 years we're going to go, man, that's crazy.
People are getting their nipples sand it off.
It's got to be a thing.
Yeah.
Eventually,
because nipples don't even matter to dudes anyway.
Like, a man's nipple has absolutely no use.
So you're going to get it sanded off.
Why, it doesn't have any use?
None.
I just think eventually that could be a thing.
You can get your nipple sand it off.
You could be a thing.
You could breastfeed if you needed to.
No, you can.
Not as a dude.
No, men can produce milk ice.
Yeah, but no.
I'm just saying if.
A couple have, and now you're all of a sudden you're saying,
man.
Watch, box, what you think?
Something that I do personally?
Yeah.
Oh, man, 10 years ago, I'd never, I get massages.
They're amazing.
Let me tell you, I would have never thought I would go into a room and let someone rub some stuff on me and put their hands on me and rub me.
And now I'm like, that is the best thing I've ever done in my life.
And why did I not do this sooner?
It's a good one.
Perdice ready?
Well, I don't really don't do anything, but the one I think of is teeth whitening.
But that's a thing.
You say don't do anything.
No, I don't whiten my teeth.
I'm just thinking, no.
I don't know look how yellow they are
I don't do anything that's like
better my body, my looks, nothing
true true true
like zero look at me
no Botox
plastic surgery
good point good point
can we recommend a couple things
yeah oh my goodness
I'm just kidding I'm the most insecure person here
I would just start with not having the full mustache
oh laser hair removal
no no just you can't mustache the laser hair removal
oh you can't take forever
can you?
can you?
Yeah
I don't.
You could get anything.
I'm Mexican, man.
My mustache grows thick.
It just looks weird.
It just looks weird.
It just looks weird when you have just a mustache.
Yeah.
Is that thicker?
Why is it thicker?
You all always do this.
This is just how it all grows out.
I'm not growing any mustache.
Interesting.
Well, thank you.
We can put this up on Facebook, too, if you'd like to see it.
Let's spin the wheel and the losers to get buttocks injections.
Love it.
No, I'm out.
Yeah, I'm not there.
I lost the dog food.
I don't want mine to be any bigger.
You know what song's really good.
I've been listening to.
Do you like the small talking from Brandon Ray?
Oh, yes, I do.
Isn't it real good?
It's good.
Catchy.
And sometimes I go, maybe I just love Brandon Ray so much that I think this,
but I just think the song is really good.
He's in our class of 2018.
If you haven't heard this Brandon Ray Small Talking,
I'll play a little bit of it.
Stream it, download it if you like it.
I'm a hog of me
I'm buzzing
small talking
I catch your rap
I think people get the point there
but it's a good song I like it
I hope you like it
Yeah, love it
Lunch do you like it?
Yeah it's good
Lunch I don't like anything
I'm always afraid to go to lunch
Dude because they'd be like
You know, it's like that one?
Yeah, it's good
I was jamming a little bit
Yeah, okay
Yeah, you're good to know
Yeah
Bobby Bones
Show
This college student
Details the moment when
Her biology classmate discovered her dad isn't actually her real father.
They started talking about blood types during this biology class.
She was like, this doesn't make sense.
My blood type doesn't make sense.
She told her professor that her dad was blood type O while her mother was A, yet she was A-B.
The professor goes, well, that's impossible.
I don't know anything about blood types.
Me either.
She said, that's impossible.
You must be confused.
And she asked the mom, how is this possible?
She found out that her mom had slept with her uncle
And her uncle was really her dad
Oh wait, what?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Yeah, so
She concluded
that her daddy wasn't her daddy
Her uncle was her daddy
And
They still like look to likeish
How terrible
Yeah, I guess he's talking a little bit of the same jeans
That she thought
But it makes me go
That's why lunchbox doesn't want to do 23 and me
He's gonna find out like his uncles
his cousin's dad or something.
No Teeth Keith.
What if No Teeth Keith was your dad, lunchbox?
No, no, no, no, Teth Keith wasn't around before I was born.
That you know what?
Yeah.
Maybe that's why your mom let him back out.
That's why he called you kids.
Yeah.
They inserted him back into your life later.
Yeah, just act like you're a friend of the family.
By the way, let me establish that No Teeth Keith in Arkansas, Keith are two different people.
Yes, yes.
Totally different.
Totally different.
Yeah, we're definitely not.
Keith was, no teeth, Keith was not Bobby's stepdad.
No teeth Keith was my baseball coach.
And you're real dad.
Possibly you're real dad.
No, I'm telling you, he called everyone.
Kid, how you doing today, kid?
So we have 23 of me, and we've all done it.
We're all sending it off, and I did mine months ago.
But lunchbox just doesn't want to do it.
But I read that story and thought that's why maybe you don't want to do it.
No, that's not what I'm trying to stay off the grid.
I try to tell you guys that, but you don't believe me.
I know.
You're on the national radio show.
You are on the grid.
You're stapled to the grid.
This is the biggest grid you can be on.
You're on it.
But still, you don't want to do it.
What are you scared of?
That's what I'm scared of, is being on the grid.
I don't want me be, all that information of mine being out there.
I could jerk a hair off your head you'd never notice and send it off.
Same thing.
Yeah, but then I could sue you.
Cool.
Good luck.
How do you know I did it?
Because you just admitted it.
Okay, well, on the grid.
Oh, on the grid.
You know, earlier we talked about this Kylie Jenner push present of a $1.4 million car.
Crazy.
And I'm finally seeing a picture of it.
Where the doors come up.
It's like back to the future.
If someone ever pulled up and had a car where the doors came up, I go, what a douche, right?
Yeah.
No.
Yeah, but it's a certain kind of car, right?
I mean, that's what, I don't know, is it, what is it a Lamborghini or a Ferrari or something?
Lamborghini.
Lambo.
Just the doors raising up.
And maybe I'm just being a hater, but I would think, wow.
There's those Teslas that do that, like the mom one, the mom car's like,
again, I can be totally wrong.
But if I see something happen where the doors come up, I go, wow, they're so overcompetiting for something.
Yeah.
But I also think the same thing about extreme lifts on trucks.
Unless you live in an area where you got to drive through the mud all the time,
and listen, everybody had a lift on the truck or their Jeep.
But when you get an extreme lift, I go, hmm.
You're lacking something.
Yeah.
Tiny beep.
Boy, you have a ladder to get up in your truck.
It's a little too high.
Probably a little too high.
Although I do have a friend who has a truck with a little ladder and it is kind of cool.
He has a ladder?
Well, just in case where some people can't get in.
It's our friend, both of our friend.
Okay.
That big?
Yeah, it's that big.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'd just be a little hater, but I just think once as the doors come up, I go, yeah, what a go.
But anyway, she posted a picture of her car.
She had a baby, so they gave her a $1.4 million car.
It's a push present.
Not a house.
Car.
A car.
Man.
I think depreciated
soon it came off the lot.
Yeah, exactly.
Over to Amy.
She has a pile of stories.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
How many times a day do you brush your teeth?
One in the morning.
Sometimes one in the middle of the day.
For sure, one at night.
So, on average, about three.
Okay.
But I mean, most people are morning and night,
except for these millennials.
Apparently, they're now brushing their teeth once a day.
Yeah, that's gross.
Morning only?
I was reading a whole article about millennials.
And so some people say millennial starts at 1980.
Which would be us.
Yeah, but there's a whole thing about people that were like us that were born in the analog age, but also grew up in the digital age where we kind of have a bill of both the Gen X and Millennial.
I think we're called like Exenials or something.
So that's us?
Yeah, I think so.
Or Xenials?
Because I never really know where to fit myself because Mori number two, you're the 24 out on the show.
So are you brushing your teeth twice today?
Yeah.
Okay, thank goodness.
Yep, about three times.
I'm with Bobby.
Let's just say.
No, no, she means we brush our teeth together.
Oh, wow.
Okay, I have a list of the most stressful jobs, and some of them totally make sense,
and then we actually make the list as broadcasters.
Because there are no broadcaster jobs, and they're all going away.
Okay.
So that's what stressful is.
They're not around long.
I was about to say, what?
Good luck.
Good luck having a career in radio.
Yeah.
Because there are any.
Because the number one most stressful job on the list is enlisted.
military, stress-wise, that makes sense.
Whereas broadcaster, you're like,
Unless military is different.
Unless military, you may die.
Yeah, I know.
You are sacrificing your life for a greater cause.
So that's the stress in that.
With a job like ours is that there's no job stability.
Okay.
The job is probably going to be eliminated anyway soon.
And unless you get ahead of the game, you're not in the game.
So, too different.
But I can see where there's stress involved in broadcasting too.
And after enlisted military, you've got firefighter, airline pilot, police officer, and event coordinator.
All of those makes sense.
I don't know about it.
I don't know what event court.
Maybe it's because, oh, the events coming up, everything's not ready.
Yeah.
Or if something goes wrong, it's all on you.
Maybe.
Yeah.
I just think of Jennifer Lopez and the wedding planner.
Do you ever, that's one of my favorite.
Yeah, I've seen it.
Which, speaking of her, I guess she's on my mind.
I mean, I was told about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You've seen it.
She's up might be on my mind because her twin.
boys turned 10 this weekend. First of all, I can't believe they're already 10. It feels like they
were just born not that long ago. I didn't even know she had twin boys. I have no idea.
I don't know about Jennifer Lois's kids. Her and Mark Anthony? Yeah. Hello, where have you been?
10 years ago. They had twins. Pay attention, man. I know. Okay. So anyway, they had a big birthday
party and the party was $7,500. Well, she tipped $5,500 on that $7,000 bill.
I'm surprised the party was that inexpensive for her who has, I thought she would hire
megos to come out and perform
you know in the original
Barney the dinosaur you know like
spend some real money I'm surprised she didn't
when people about $1.4 million cars
for people oh that's true and they're
two kids that means they're only getting less than
four grand a piece of their birthday
I get upset when I dropped $250 of Chuckie Cheese
you spend that much of Chuckie Cheese
for a birthday party yeah
who yeah you got to pay for all the kids when that happens
you give them all like $5 a quarters
and let it's not a parent's come
but you got to pay for your own
No, it's all in us.
Wow.
I guess it depends on how you do it, but yeah.
I guess if you invite the other kids, you should at least give them some tokens.
Yeah, yeah.
Wait till I have kids.
What are you going to do?
What do you do?
I'm going to buy a chucky cheese.
Oh, it's yours.
Go to town.
Invite whoever you want.
All right, what else?
Well, in 2,880 that year, how do we say it?
2880.
Sure.
There's going to be a mile-long asteroid that's going to collide with Earth, wiping out all of human life.
We're not going to be around then.
Well, I know.
We're not.
No, no.
We're going to kill our.
self as a society before that does.
For sure.
Oh, I see what you're saying.
Yeah, yeah.
We're going to wipe ourselves out.
We are our own worst enemy.
The end.
Well, in case you're wanting to add this, it's March 16th, 28, 80s.
Put in your calendar.
Add that to your I calendar.
See if I call will load that up.
I'm Amy.
That's your pile.
Thank you very much.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
The closing ceremonies of the Olympics were last night.
Now, I don't say this in a cool way.
I just wasn't terribly interested in them,
but I don't watch any Olympics.
Wow.
I just didn't know what was going on,
and then America wasn't winning,
and so my interest had waned.
When Norway starts to dominate things, I'm going to check out.
Yeah.
So I didn't watch,
but what I did learn is that Russia hacked the entire Olympics computer system,
and they tried to blame North Korea.
They tried to put it on them,
where if you tracked it back,
these Russians can hack all the,
Oh my goodness.
What were they trying to
meddle with?
Manipulate? Yeah.
I don't think they said.
But they did put it out in the news yesterday that Rush had Hackty
Winter Olympics computer system.
Wow.
Yeah.
And then they tried to have it when you trace it back to North Korea.
So it looked like North Korea was doing it.
That's crazy.
Yeah. So I saw that and then I also learned that we suck it.
Snow stuff.
They're pretty bad.
We basically dominate snowboarding.
And other than that, we'd get an occasional medal in places.
But that's snowboarding.
Women's hockey.
Yeah, but that's the occasional medal.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, our men didn't win.
No.
We dominate all snowboarding.
Like, get off us, men, women, everyone.
We can snowboard.
So that's what I was.
What'd you learn from the Olympics, Amy?
Oh, nothing.
I'm with you.
I barely watched.
I learned I still like ice skating.
That's my favorite one.
You're still into it.
It's still into it.
What did you learn?
I learned that you never give up.
Our curling team was two and four, about to be eliminated,
and they came back, won five games a row and won the gold medal.
Why is it called curling?
Because I think it lifting weights doing curls.
Why is it called curling?
I don't know that.
They never said why it's called curling, but they do speak strategy.
So I did learn a little bit about it.
Isn't it basically marbles where you try to thump it, hit the other marble and knock it out?
I didn't even buy marble.
It's like shuffleboard.
At a bar.
Lunchbox, you're going to get into it?
No, I'm not going to get into it.
He's going to join like a wreck curling league.
No, no, no, no, no.
Well, every Winter Olympic were like, curling, carling.
And then we forget about it until the next one we're like, holy crap, curling.
But I did learn.
Did you see the funny part how they tweeted about, hey, we won gold,
and they tried to ask the airline for an upgrade.
And now that they're gold medalists for their flight home, they go,
sorry, but we're proud of you.
No, Delta was like, we're booked.
We don't have any first class seats.
Yeah, how can they just, like, make room all of a sudden for...
Someone will give them first class.
I did see that.
But if the flight had first class, they don't have first class, you know what?
Yeah.
Thank you.
Didn't have available.
Like, I know.
I tell you, I don't follow me first class.
And flown Mike D first class.
Wow.
When we go out there, what?
Oh, yeah.
And Mike D?
Yeah.
Come on.
No defense, Mike D.
No defense.
No defense.
No offense.
But come on.
It's a different side of the field.
And Mike D.
D.'s never flown in first class before.
I mean, I haven't a lot.
I have.
I have, but haven't a lot.
But they've flown Mike D.
And Mike D. is a producer and writer on the show.
But it's first time ever, right?
Yeah, it's pretty awesome.
You know a blanket, a pillow?
Did you drink a mimosa?
No.
He doesn't even eat the meals.
They bring you a meal.
Yeah, they feed you.
Even if I'm not hungry,
A's a meal.
Of course.
I'm not totally used to it either
I'm like it's free food I'm not turning
it down so I eat it but my dude
doesn't eat the meal
Wow
I did take the hot towel though
They give you a hot towel
Nice
Yeah the idol's been hooking it up
I told Amy
I never mind
What no go ahead
No I wrote
Because Amy was wondering how much it paid
Yeah I know
Go to the podcast and listen to that segment
What?
You gave her a piece of paper
And she knows and then she ripped it up
And now we don't know
We never will
And she knew the secret before we did
So, I mean, it's just like, hey.
What voice is this to do you?
Wait, you guys like Amy and are closer than the rest of you.
Oh, it's true.
Is that like I was annoyed voice?
It's true.
That's our annoyed voice.
I mean, yeah, just here.
Look at me and Amy.
Rip out the paper.
Don't show those boys.
Yeah, rip it out.
Make sure they don't know.
Don't ever tell them.
It'll be our little secret.
Eh, eh.
Yeah, you want to fly first class with me?
Sorry.
No.
That wasn't a part of it.
No, nothing to do with it.
And I didn't even pay for it.
It was paid for by.
What did you tell Idol about my.
Why did they pay for him?
Yeah.
Did you tell him that like me and a guest?
Ah, okay.
That wasn't a, hey, we like to also send Mike D strode.
But even the guest, like sometimes the guests might end back up in coach.
Hmm?
The guest might end up back in coach, but you were like, no, my guest rolls first class.
No, that was part of the offer.
It was you and a guest.
And I was like, cool.
I'm not going to say no.
Yeah, of course not.
So does he, Mike D help mentor?
Mike D never went to a shoot.
How much does he get paid?
Yeah.
He never actually went to a shoot
So he didn't see any of it
Oh
He just was
He just flew out there
And prepare it
To produce the radio show
From out there
Before you start hating
He produced the radio
Wait I was not hating
Yes
Wait how did you
Stop, that's y'all
That's y'all
That's y'all
Amy do your voice
Mike Dia
Yeah
Everybody's got a voice
For something
Bobby phones
The Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones
Show
Thanks to Cole
Swindell for stopping by
today
If you miss that
All you have to do
is go to iHeartRadio or iTunes
and search Bobby Bone show
and listen to the whole show
but Col Swindell was in
Amy talked about how much money she made
you can hear that
that was a whole yeah
was a good one yeah
yeah you can hear about Amy talking about
we were shocked
we were all like what
so that's up there today
that's been a good one
what you doing today
making money I guess
making money I guess
well I don't know working
would be making money
I'm working and then I'll
usual stuff
You're working later today?
No, I'm working here now and I'll do some show prep later.
The show's over. Okay. Lunchbox, put out here.
Oh, I got to go to the vet today for my dog.
Three o'clock. We'll be there.
Get a little couple shots.
Poo-Broo. Check up.
Just a little upkeep.
Yeah, heart. Check the heart.
Check the, you know.
Vitals, I guess you call them.
Producer ready?
Mondays are tough for me.
I'm going to nap.
I'm going to nap until the boys get out of school until four.
Monday's so tough.
Money's a hard minute because Saturday and Sunday, I sleep in until like really nice time, like 10 a.
I believe Dave Barnes is coming to the house tonight.
We're taping a podcast.
This Dave Barnes record is one of my favorite records in the past.
It's probably top five this year.
There's so much music out there.
I really like the new Dave Barnes record,
so he's going to come over and we'll tape a Bobbycast
that's going to come out on Thursday.
So, yeah, I have some work to do too.
And I have, like you, I've worked to do.
Make that money.
Yeah, yeah, except not really with that.
Thank you. See tomorrow.
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