The Bobby Bones Show - Is Someone Leaving The Show To Chase Their Dreams? + Bobby Is First To Arrive At Friend's Party

Episode Date: July 12, 2018

A member of the show may be leaving to chase a lifelong dream. Bobby is unsurprisingly the first person to show up to his friend's birthday party. Also, Lunchbox calls businesses to try and get freebies by using his social media 'fame.'​ Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Lots of people are tweeting me about this one. All right. The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show. Yeah, done now. What up? what up this guy well people act like we come into this thing prepared we have no idea we just finish the show

like I'm exhausted of all the material for the most part so he's just like yawns start coming stomach start growling oh man I was so hungry yesterday yeah I'm not that hungry today Eddie thinks that I'm making my hometown famous because I popped up on his GPS he's to tell you this story yet no

oh I'm making the drive from Texas to Nashville and I've always used the GPS for that to just make sure like you know I'm going the right way. And Mountain Pine, Arkansas has never popped up on the GPS until now. Coincidence? Yes. Coincidence?

Yes. No. Dude. I've never heard a Mountain Pine until I met you. That's probably why you didn't notice it. No. It's like when you buy a new car, you've never seen one before, but all of a sudden everybody's got one. Guys, every time I do that drive, Hot Springs comes out, even Hope, because Bill Clinton,

Hope Arkansas pops up because Bill Clinton's from there. But Mountain Pine, that's off. That's off the road for like a number. another hour. So, dude, I'm telling you because... Thank you giving me a little too much credit. Because of you, you're making that town famous. Because of you, I'll never...

Remember that Kelly Clarkson song? Raymond is trying to run... Hey, bring him... Hey, Hillary, come in here for a second. Hillary's our phone screener. You're here on the show later today. Because caller's calling curse her out when they don't... She doesn't put them through.

I had no idea. It was that brutal. Sad. But, so, hey, Hillary. So, Raymond wants to be what in your life? He wants to manage your social media? Yeah, he wants to be my Instagram manager. Does he want to charge you for this?

I don't know. He didn't say. He just told me yesterday he wants to be my Instagram manager. And what does he want to do as Instagram manager? He wants to tell me what to post and all my captions. Are you trying to build a following and be an influencer? I mean, I didn't ask for this. He just brought it up to me, so I guess he sees some potential there for that. I'm not sure. And so what does he say? What is his first tips?

Like, was he told you what to post yet? Oh, yeah. He's already given me a suggestion. We were listening to that Chris Lane. song, Take Back Home Girl the other day. He said, I should post a selfie wearing a bathing suit and say, I'm a take back home girl. I mean, there's just something creepy about that, right, Amy? A little bit.

And so how did you feel about that? I mean, I wouldn't do that anyways, but I think people could take that the wrong way. And what way do you think they would take it? Like, the song means take back home to see your mom, but I think guys would mean take back to their home. So I don't really want to confuse anybody. Interesting. Ray Mundo, I'm curious to know what your whole theory is.

Give me the mic. In my defense, I didn't say in a bikini. I said, at the pool. She just, I guess. Well, what do you want? A scarf and a sweater at the pool? I was saying she's a very sweet girl and she's got some guys hitting on her on Twitter. I said, you should do the Instagram.

They would love it. You're going to get the comments. Do a selfie of yourself. You never post those type of pictures. You should do that. And then also quote the song, Hey, boys. I'm a take back home girl. Hey, boys.

Boom. So I was kind of telling her how she can up her likes game. But is that important to you, Hillary, to up your likes or no? Not really. No. Huh. Yeah, she probably really wasn't into it when I was pitching it to her, but I was pretty serious. I think that she could dominate Instagram, and I was like, this is how you do it, boom, boom, boom, and there you go.

I laid it out. So then why don't you dominate Instagram? I'm still trying to work on that thing, man. I'm trying to go, like, maybe the workout route. Maybe I start doing some stuff where I cook and stuff like that. Trust me, I've already pitched the ideas to my girlfriend. I'm like, hey, how can we take this to the next level? Why don't you change your name from my name?

I could also do that. Because right now he's Bobby Bones Ray. That's his name. And it's always weird to me that my name is his name. But wasn't that his technique? Yes. It's to get people to search for me and find him. Don't you feel like a bit it should be your own identity?

It can be. I could put my first name and my last name there. I could put whenever I get married. Why don't you do that? Why don't you change my name to anything? What? Why don't you change your handles? I can.

And get out from the umbrella of Bobby Bones. It is a process, though, because you know somebody's going to steal it. It's a good umbrella to be in her, though. But if he wants to do his own thing. thing. Like you, Amy, you've added Brown to your last name. Yeah. Like, you're using your real name now because you're doing your own things. But Brown still starts with a B. Used to be Bones. It used to be Amy Bones.

It did it. But it was just, you know, you were just Amy from the radio, radio Amy. Yeah. But now because you're doing things on your own, you do Amy Brown. Yeah. Some people told me I needed to do that. And I'm into it because I think you should be doing your own things. Yeah. I think you're going to write a book. You're not going to write it as Radio Amy. Although that is how people will know me. Radio Amy. That's how someone. But that's how people that already know you know you. It's for people that don't know you yet.

And sometimes I'm lame and that's how I introduce myself to people that I only know on Instagram. Because I only know them from Instagram and I know they only know me from Instagram. So I say, I'm radio Amy and I feel so lame. Did you have the talk with them? I'm Mike D. That's the podcast. Who's them? These three.

If the show's not up, August 1st is canceled. Oh, August 1st? Yeah. You guys are the laziest group people. Don't understand. We're not. We emailed them two weeks ago and no one email is back. So that's not.

But it's not. But no one's doing things. August what? You're right. August 1st. We got to move, boys. So, I don't care of anything signed or not. Like, if it's not going, it's not going to happen.

Yeah. So it's... I agree. I'm ready to roll, man, today. Like, I don't care. But I just feel like when you have three of us, we've all got to be on the same page whether we agree with each other or not. What's the disagreement?

Just technicalities, Amy. But you have three minds in it and not all of us are in the same page, but we've got to stick together. But one mind's running the show. No, that's not true. Somebody has to be the leader. I thought lunchbox was the leader. Well, that's not how it's. working then because we have three cooks in the kitchen right now.

Okay. Well, regardless, if it's not up by August 1st, it's not happening. Boys, let's have a meeting after this. I don't care if we sign nothing. I do things about signing this all the time and just get started. You don't want us to don't care if we sign anything, but we do. See, that's the difference. We're the ones that are, it's our money that we are worried about.

Your money. You're not getting paid. You won't get paid for years doing a podcast. Like I said, there's three cooks in the kitchen. Yeah. Mike D and I've been doing the BobbyCat. We've not seen $1 for the Bobby Cats. We're two and a half years into it.

Not $1. We don't even know where it goes. We're just now starting to get real interest. But that's how long it takes. I'll tell you what, though. We did finish our artwork and I like it. Did you? Artwork looks really good.

Sure. Yeah, let me pull it up. The sore losers. I love it. It may never happen if we don't get it together in two weeks, boys. Oh, that's so cute. Let me see. Let's see.

What do you think? Yeah, it's good. It's cute, huh? Yeah. I like it. It's good. It looks just like y'all. Yeah, that's us, Amy.

I know, but sometimes little sketches can look not like you. That's been part of the problem, too. Like, the first sketches we got back, we don't look very good. We look like we've been drinking for like two weeks. I don't care if you draw stick men. I know, but we do. But you're missing the point. You're letting the tail wag the dog.

And I like it looks like a jersey. But you're letting the tail wag the dog. The thing it doesn't matter. You let it matter the most. What matters is getting it and building a following for no reason. Just get people listening. Get it on. We're just trying to be prepared. You're...

You know what I mean? Like the Boy Scouts. We're trying to be prepared and then hit this thing going. You have it until August 1st. If it's not up, I'll go get somebody else to do the sore losers. We'll put three new heads on the thing. Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Let's give us two weeks. We'll get it together. You have more than two. It says July 12. Okay. You got 18 days.

All right. We'll get it together. 18 days. I have a good feeling about this. If we have to cut one or two, we'll figure it out. Two people? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? What? You're going to do it up by yourself? Hey, we'll figure it out. All right.

Thank you. Everybody good? Hillary, you good? What are you thinking about these guys sports show? They haven't done yet. I hope they do it. I think it'll be funny. Oh, my goodness.

What are you looking at? The first draft of their picture. You never saw that? Hey, Mons, look at Ray. Looks like Ray's been drinking for like two months straight. I saw that. But that's not a reason to not do it. Oh, no, no.

But that's hilarious. No, that's one of the many. That's just something to talk about. Who are those guys? Amy, it's funny you sit on the new one. Actually, what you do is you put that up and then you complain about it and people looking at it and then you change it. Why aren't you doing this with us?

Want to be a sore loser? I can't even do it with you. I can't even like try to run this thing. Okay. That's funny. It's a good point though. Yeah, it's not too late. Just do that.

You haven't put any artwork out. Only people are listening right now. You put that up and you have people go look at it. And then you make a shift and it'll be an inside joke now for people that know. That's why you're good at this stuff. No, you know what I'm good at it because I just do it and then you figure it out as you go. But that was a good tip. What?

The tip you just had about putting up the bad picture. Yeah, you leave it up for two months. Oh, you stretched it out for two months. Yeah, and you're like, we have to work on new artwork. Regardless. Yeah. You're all going to have your own Instagram? They're never even doing a show.

No, no, no. Don't give up on us. You give us the two-week window. Hey, when was this thing started? Oh, boy. May. May. Way back in May, huh?

May of 2013. We're moving. We'll have that meeting today, boys. All right. We're going to hit this. Everybody good? Good. Yeah?

Just remember. Too loud. Wow. On to a Thursday show. We're going on. Away. Here we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my...

Mr. Bobby bones. Let me come. Good morning there, buddy. Welcome to a Thursday show. Moy's studio. Morning. Yeah. Yes.

We've got us all sit in a circle. Yeah. That's what we do. Every day. I know, but since we're all sitting in a circle. I come with my water. Oh, good reminder. I need to get my water out.

Yeah, me too. Who drinks coffee, though? I do. You doing the morning? Yeah, I'm trying to cut back, because I was like up to four cups in morning. Is that a lot? That's a lot, yeah. And that's kind of the only way I could really function.

And now I'm like, I can't depend on caffeine. You just need, like, one or two. Oh, really? Well, I mean, you should. You should enjoy one cup of coffee or maybe two, but you don't need to be, you shouldn't be, when you get dependent, I've been there. You don't want to be dependent on feeling. good after four cups. Yeah, yeah.

That's kind of where I was. Four cups. You just need to reset. You make it at home or you stop by it? I make it at home. I make it the night before I set it and the alarm goes off at like 3.30 in the morning and it makes itself every morning. You like that taste?

I do. I do. And I put a little bit of cinnamon in there and it tastes great, man. I love it. That's your drink in the morning coffee. Coffee. And I'm starting to go black too. Back in the day, I was like, now I have to have a lot of milk, a lot of sugar.

Now it's just black. I guess it's the old thing. I like a cup of powder of sugar, maybe a drip coffee. I don't even like coffee. It's probably better. Amy, you drink water. Amy's got always some weird drink up to. Yeah, I do coffee or I do matcha tea, which matcha is a green tea.

So it has caffeine. Yeah. But, yeah. But, man, I'm so glad he brought up the water because I, I'm going to get on the water today. Yesterday I was bad. Morgan number two, you're 24. What are you drinking when you wake up? Oxygen.

You're just feeling good because just how it is? No, I drink a lot of water. You do? Yeah. We're just not really a coffee, except for old man, Eddie. That's me. Pretty good here. Raymondo, what are you drinking?

Nothing right now. I might do a coffee in like three hours maybe. But you don't take one to wake up? No, I'm good in the morning. Yeah. What do you eat at breakfast? Me-ho. I'm just curious.

Yeah, that was a good question. Sometimes like a protein shake or I'll throw some protein in my matcha and blend it up. No real eating anything, though? No, because like when we get here and then we're talk talk, talk's not a lot of time to eat. But sometimes I'll bring, if I have enough time to make some oatmeal or something at home before I come or make a green smoothie, I do that. and I snack on it outside. But now that there's like no eating inside the studio, it's a lot of work, so I just gave up. But I eat before I come.

Oh, I do not eat at home. I have a mason jar full of oatmeal, and I eat it every morning. It's really the only carbs I get all day. You put milk in there or just the oatmeal? My belly doesn't do good with milk. Well, you could do almond. Yeah, it doesn't feel the same. Yeah.

What do you eat for breakfast every morning? Do you know? I eat a banana with peanut butter, and then I have a breakfast bar, like a kind bar and a juice. You don't drink coffee either, huh? No, water. I chug a glass of water when I get up first thing.

Yeah? Sometimes you come in with a little hot chocolate. Yeah, when it's cold outside. Oh, of course. Yeah. You can heat your body up. What was I thinking? You know, the thing about water I eat, and not to talk about just our food all morning here, but I drink so I drink so I drink so I drink.

I drink so I drink water and it's just this cycle of drink water and then pee all the time. Mm-hmm. And then you go, I don't want to pee anymore, so he's not drinking water. It's just a terrible. But yeah, your body needs it, though, so. I just probably shouldn't stop. I wish I could just dump it all out, like a dump truck. Like, drink all the water and get all, and then it's all gone.

Yeah, when you're ready for it. Yeah, when you're ready for it. You probably expand a lot. I'm okay with that. While you're storing up to dump. Listen, here we are. It's Thursday. Got a little insight on what we do here before the show.

Amy and I sit in the room over there and had a bunch of commercials and a bunch of liners, and we write down on the board how good we're feeling for the day. It's going pretty good, huh? Yeah. Not bad. People doing cool things It's ICU Listen to this Amy

11 people flying They're flying in Alaska They crashed in the airplane Right? Okay And the U.S. Coast Guard went and saved him The Coast Guard helicopter

Found the crash site 2,000 feet up the side of a mountain And went up and hoisted the pilot And passengers to safety The crash is still unknown First of all, if you crash a plane And you live, congratulations.

Yeah Secondly, you crash a plane you land in the mountains and you don't have to eat each other because there is that if I even just get lost on a mountain with somebody I'm eating them I don't care really yeah yeah if I'm on a mountain downtown wow I'm like oh we're trapped gotta eat you'd eat me oh in a minute

whatever no in that miracle in the antis that book so they all the girls died some of them couldn't stay don't act like it would just be easy they would have to eat each other and they would vomit it was so difficult oh really if I'm on a southwest flight and I hit a bump I'm looking around to see I'm going to eat. I'm like,

oh, that didn't feel good. Let's see. Who am I going to eat first when this thing goes down? Okay. But you know what they would? You'd cook them first though, right? It just depends, dude.

What can I heat? I got a fire to have. Well, they would take the sun. They would take it and take the body and put it on top of the airplane and let it like sit outside in the sun and it's like jerky. Wow.

Well, this is a real story. I know. All the people were saved. Okay, it could have been miracle in Alaska wherever they were. The cause of the crash is unknown they lived, but the Coast Guard went up,

risked their lives, and saved all of them. All 11 only suffered minor injuries. How do you crash a plane and only have minor injuries? That's crazy, but for sure, I'd eat them. It pays me.

I'm like, well, listen, I know it's a little premature here, but... Who do we eat first on this show? Sorry, I'm a little hungry. Bobby's gotten too lean. That's that. Okay, let's go over to Ray Mundo

with the real news. Mr. Mundo, take it away. The Bobby Bones show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raimundo, Twitter announced. It's going to start purging suspicious and inactive Twitter accounts, so you may see your follower accounts drop this week. In other news, the founder of Papa John, who appears in the TV commercials,

has stepped down as chairman of the board. He apologized for using a racial slur during a conference call. And finally, Snapchat had an outage. Millions of people were unable to log in for hours. It's back up and running now, so snap away. Security questions sometimes get tough, huh? Yeah, I mean, especially if you created them a long time ago. You don't know what they are.

You can't remember. And they just say, what's your code word? And I'm like, oh. Wait, that's your security question? That's your code word? No, no, no, no. If they say, like, okay, what's your telephone word or whatever they need to give you access when you're on the phone? Because this happened to me where they just asked for the word and I said,

ugh. I don't remember just that off top of my head. So what's the hint, which is always a question. that's related to your so then they said who's your favorite singer and I was like oh my gosh like hmm when did I create this

so then I was like and you don't want to say the wrong thing first and if you start just guessing then they think you're a liar you're not that person so so then I thought about when I created this account

and it was when I was definitely obsessed with Taylor Swift like obsessed and so I went with and I said Taylor Swift and he was like that's right but I mean I felt like he had judgment in his voice

because I think he felt like I was a little too old for that to be my security the answer to my security question like Taylor Swift like he was like huh well that's interesting but correct I'm a judge and I was like

Taylor Swift I'm like I'm like have you heard our song but you got in that's one of my favorite Taylor Swift songs Oh our song Our song is a slam screen door There was a guy, by the way, he got pulled over for drinking and driving.

And he insisted, he goes, I was not drinking and driving. And they're like, sir, we, you smell like alcohol? There's, I think there's alcohol in the car. Like, are you sure? He goes, I was not drinking and driving. Yeah. But I like, you're starting to go? And he's like, I was not drinking and driving.

There, well, what's the deal? He goes, well, I only drank at stop signs. Oh, funny. Because he was not drinking and drink. I get it. Oh, boy. Yeah. Well.

He said he was drinking bourbon from the bottle in the passenger seat, but he was only drinking at stop signs. He further explained he was not drinking while the car was moving. And when he stopped for signs and traffic signals, that's when he drank. I mean, he wasn't drinking and driving. He was under the influence as he was driving. Correct. My theory is, by the way, on driving, and I'll talk about texting and driving.

Like, I've really tried to eliminate even looking at my phone while the car is in motion. And full honesty, probably 93% of the time I'm right on. I'm done a better job. All you can ask for in life is small improvements. Nothing just changes. So I'm trying to train myself So not even look at my phone A call or anything, like done

But here's what's going to happen Is that as soon as they hit a stoplight I grab the phone But everyone does As soon as anyone's at a red light Everybody's neck goes right down to their phones Right, right? So what's going to have to happen eventually

Is they're going to have to put sounds on lights This is my thing now Because every stoplight Someone's honking at somebody To go, hey, get off your phone One time there were three of us We missed the whole light Because all of us were on our phone

we're all looking at our phone and we think it turned green and I saw it go back to yellow and back to red and all of us did all three

I was the second one in line that's terrible I didn't even honk the horn because I wasn't yeah so you can even be mad at the first right because we all

but here's the thing I like it that people are doing it at stoplights because that means they're not doing it probably when they're moving so but eventually

they're going to have to be some kind of whistle on a traffic light going all right boys let's go city's about to get loud off your phones

just a quick whistle you know they have beat beeps for walking. Yes. If you're blind, it beeps. They're going to have to add that to traffic lights. Just my theory. Add that to my movie theaters will not be near what they are now in 10 years.

Traffic lights are going to have to have sound. But you've been saying the movie theater for like four years now. But I mean, it's finally catching on. Yeah, it's gross. Why do you want to go sit in a room with other people? It's the big screen, man. It's the experience. It's the popcorn.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, sounds good. It's a Bobby Bone Show. I want to go talk to lunchbox. Who's having a baby in basically a month. Like five, six weeks out? Yeah, six and a half weeks. Yeah, that's close. That is close.

Over to Lunchbox's first. It's the first baby, by the way. If you're new to the show, first baby. A baby box update. Baby box update. Oh, man. Let me tell you about that baby. I can start to see it, like, move in the stomach.

You can see it through her belt. Uh-huh. That's so weird. Like, you see little waves. Like she can pull up her shirt And you can just sit there and look at it And you just see like a little movement And I can't make out like a hand or a foot or anything

But you definitely see it Got fingernails now You play music at all? No, I should I talk to it You do? Yeah I say hey what up baby

Which hole do you talk to? The belly button I just Yeah, the mouth Yeah like there's lots of holes you talk to I just talk to the belly button You do okay I just talk out loud.

I'm like, hey, baby, what up? We're going to watch whatever on TV tonight. Hopefully you're going to like sports, things like that, or good night, baby. Is that because you've read something that says if you talk to the baby? Everybody says you need to talk to the baby. And I still feel weird talking to the baby. So I don't get that intimate, but my wife wants me to start reading books to the baby. Yeah, you should.

I mean, it sounds right. Same to the baby. What do I know? No, no. But it sounds like if the baby can start to hear you inside, it's not as crazy outside. Right. Because people say that it hears the mom's voice all day long and only hears your voice for a couple of hours. Like, who's that weird person?

We've got to tell them your daddy. So, August, the question is, whenever you take, are you taking time off? Yeah, yeah, yeah, absolutely. It's called paternity leave. Eddie wants to take the bonehead when you leave. Out of respect. I have no problem with that. But how do you feel about that?

I mean, I was going to say, Ramundo should do it. But why? Oh, because Ray's good. Yeah. Yeah, but I'm going to do. A hundred other jobs. And Eddie sits right here. Right here, man.

Was Eddie going to practice? Can I see? I can picture Ray doing it, but not Eddie. Okay, listen. If you're going to do the bonehead, that means you always have to have one ready. Oh, boy. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, go. Here we go. A lot of emotion. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This one comes to you from New Hampton, New Hampshire. A 19-year-old man was driving his ATV around his property and he says, you know what? I want to see how fast this thing goes.

So he decides. to take it on the interstate. Oh, wow. Four wheeler on the interstate. Yeah, four wheeler. Weaving around cars, woo, v, v, well, guess what? Stady season.

The trooper season goes, ah, let me follow this guy a little bit. There's no way he's going to go without run out of gas. Sure not, if he runs out of gas, they popped him. Oh, wow. You cannot be taking an ATV.

You can't be taking an ATM. Come on. Oh, what a bonehead. That's your bonehead story on the day. Wow. He sounds pretty good at him. Come on. Come on.

You nailed the... Let's what you think? I mean, what was the bonehead? He drove it on the highway? Yeah, he got arrested. Yeah. I liked it.

Hey, why are you being hard on me? I thought that was Eddie, you get your bonehead. Yeah. You're running the bone head. Thanks, I'm the only one laughing. Oh, sorry, my hands were cold. I'm sitting on them. Amy, how did you feel about that?

I thought he was good. Yeah. All right. So you will be running the bone head. And listen, you ever hear of Wally Pip? No, he was a backup for someone. For Lou Gehry.

Oh, wow. Okay, tell me more. No, he wasn't the backup. Yeah, so he gets hurt. Lou Geary comes in, takes a spot, and it's so good, Wally Pip never gets his job back. Oh, dang. Yeah, so you got Wals. No, lunchbox is Wally Pitt. He may get Wally Pipped. If you dominate it, wow.

I could be Lou Gehrig. You could be Lou Gehrig of the bonehead. This is amazing. Yeah, yeah. Who did Lou Gehrig play for? The Yankees. Good job. Oh, do you know his nickname?

Yeah. The Iron Horse. Really? Yeah. Never heard that one. That was the Germinator. Stop her. It's time for the good news.

With lunchbox. Tell me something good. There's an athletic trainer at Louisiana State University. She's been there for four years. She's going into her senior year at college. She's out of money. Can't pay. So she starts a GoFundMe page saying, hey, can you guys donate?

I just want $5.10. Leonard Fournett, who plays in the NFL, went to Louisiana State University, said, look, I make millions of dollars. I'll pay for your whole year of school. Wow. Hey, Phil about that, because she did a GoFundMe what you're against. Right. And he said because she's from New Orleans where he's from,

and also she was an athletic trainer that helped him get to the NFL because she was a student trainer when he was there. But my question is to GoFundMe, like, you're just generally against that principle. If people are dumb enough to donate to it, that's fine. I mean, if I put up a GoFundMe for a vacation and people want to donate and people are dumb enough to, yes, but yes, I hate GoFundMe. It's so annoying what people donate to it. Good for Leonard Fornett.

I like that. Yeah. I'm always curious though when you bring up something that you're disgusted by, like they go fun to me. But it worked out. She's getting her college paid for. I wish this was around when I was in college. I had got free tuition. I don't think people would have donated to you.

Why? Why did this girl get donated to? Because she's an athletic trainer? Okay. Yes. And because someone also has been in the athletic training world, empathized, maybe sympathized a bit, related, and said, how I'll help you out. Right. And I was an orientation leader, so when the freshman would come to campus, I'd show him campus.

So I would put up a go-fund me page, and one of those parents would be like, man, that guy made my son or daughter feel really welcome at school. I'll pay for his tuition. Were you good at that? Oh, I dominated. So they would come in. Yeah. Like, we're new, and you'd be like, hey. Yeah, I would take them.

I'd walk around the whole campus backwards and point different things, tell them everything about the campus. And we'd teach them how to register for classes, everything. Did a little skit. Man, I was. Oh, you did a skit. Oh, yeah. It was a skit about. Oh, it was just about college life, different scenarios you could run into.

Go ahead. And I was the positive influence. Like my mom and dad come to visit and I'm like, oh, mom and dad, you know, I got arrested. They're like, you got arrested. What did you get arrested for? And then I'm like, concealed weapons. And I flexed my muscles. What?

Yeah. That was your skit, huh? Yeah, yeah, that was my skit. Is that a skit? Yeah, yeah, because it was kind of like, you know, what are you going to major in? like, I don't know, weightlifting? Oh, and mom and dad like, no, no, no, no. There's kind of things like that.

He still does this routine, though, outside of like... Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm good. I think that's when they told you, like, college isn't for everybody. No, that was before I went to college. I was already dominating college at that point. I'm telling you, I was the best orientation leader. People loved me.

Because I tell them, listen, you have to do this orientation. So if you don't want to pay attention to me, don't pay attention. Just be quiet and let's get through the day. and I crack jokes man that's a good time but no one paid for my college but thanks Leonard Fortinette for paying for hers

and that's tell me something good I think so this story comes us from Wichita Kansas a man was burning some weeds behind his house because he couldn't get him to go away

so the wind picks up starts blowing it boom onto the house $25,000 in damage, and he had to be treated for smoke inhalation. Think about how helpless you're feeling. As soon as that fire catches onto the house. This is in a very small way, too. You're like, oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. No.

I mean, there's nothing you can do. No, just watch it. Get buckets of water, spit on it? No chance. Not going to help. There's nothing you can do. And you know what I used to think? Why don't people just grab the water hose and spray it?

A lot of times the water hose won't stretch to where it goes. Well, and... Secondly, it's not enough water's enough water's enough water's. Now I realize that fires are a lot more powerful than they look and a little water hose is not going to do it. That's what he used to think. He said he used to think. Yeah. It's about six months ago. He's like, and then I realize fires powerful. And the hose doesn't just produce an up water.

Then I turn 35. Morgan number two, you're from Wichita. Yeah. It's just kind of the gossip around town? I mean, I don't think so, but we can go with it. You're not talking about it on the message board? No. I mean, it's exciting.

We got message boards. Yeah, I mean, but no, I don't think so. You know what's funny about these boneheads? Sometimes lunchbox tell a story, and I'll get a tweet going, yes, my talent made the bonehead. They're proud of that, huh? Yeah, they like to be talked about. Well, there you go.

Thank you, lunchbox. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story in the day. Bobby Jones. No. Bones. It's crushing candy, getting boring, and you want to try something new, then you have to play the puzzle game,

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Tell me which one you think has the most money. Okay. That would be kind of funny. This one you're just guessing, but Harry Stiles and Nile from one direction. Who do you think has more? Harry? It's almost like they haven't been separated that long. Like they haven't been able to do their own things.

It's only been about a year, right? But Harry Stiles worth $75 million. He went... Oh, $75. You can tell by the way he dresses. He's just got a lot of style. Nile, dude, I just wears T-shirts. You don't think they were all assigned to style.

You're nuts. Oh, is that a thing? Of course. And Steve Jobs wore a black. t-shirt and jeans every day. How about this? From the boy band, Amy, Nick Lachet from 98 degrees, or

Ricky Martin, who was in Minuto. Ricky Martin. Nick Lachet's worth $20 million, right? We talked about that, and Ricky Martin is worth $60 million. Yeah. You got that right.

Here's a tough one here. Michael Jackson, who was in the Jackson 5, or Paul McCartney, who was in the Beatles. Now think about that. I'll go around the room for this one. Wow. Who do you think is worth more money?

Michael Jackson or Paul McCartney? Oh, my goodness. Huh. What is Michael Jackson called when you make money after you die? Post-thumous money? Posthumous? Postumous. Yeah.

Posthumous. I'm to go. Michael Jackson. Lunchbox. That's easy. It's Michael Jackson. Eddie? I'm going to Paul McCartney.

Well, I'll say this. Michael Jackson is worth $1.1.1 billion. Oh, my goodness. That's a lot of money. Wow Wait, but Hmm I remember I was talking about

How Paul McCartney had like so much Remember I had in the Not that much, no way Paul McCartney's worth 1.2 billion Whoa! Let it be That tour he did recently

See I thought Michael Jackson Owned all the Beatles music Or something like that He bought a lot of it Yeah I think he sold it back to I think he did Yeah yeah

I think he sold it back to Paul McCartney Yeah There you go Last week we were on vacation And Eddie's family makes this big pilgrimage from Nashville, Tennessee to San Antonio, Texas? 15 hours.

And so it's Eddie and his wife in a car, and he's got two kids. You got two boys? You got two boys. They're in the back seat. How old? A four-year-old and a 10-year-old. Do you want to hear audio from Eddie's car ride?

Yeah. There you don't like that? There's more. I can't. What's he saying? I want the phone. This is hour 10 in? You can't regulate anything.

And the problem is I've given them the phone and the iPad for hours. And so we're like, we have to take a break. Sorry, one hour off. This is within that hour. Wow. So you ignore him. That's all you can do, you have to ignore him. Wow.

Dude, it's one of the hardest things. He's screaming straight up. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's one of the hardest things as a parent to just ignore that. And I'm driving. So I'm like, this is just terrible. Do you get so mad? Yeah, inside I do.

And I want to just turn around. I want to stop the car, turn around me like, you're going to stop that right now. But I can't. I just got to ignore it. So what does he want? He wants the phone. Wow. It didn't quite get conveyed to me to that message exactly what he wanted.

No, he wants the phone. And so that happens for, at what point does that start happening? It's an hour 10 into the drive. So, I mean, we've been in the car for 10 hours. Does he just yell himself to sleep? No, he did that for about another five minutes, and then we gave him the phone. Oh, come on. I get so car sick.

I get car sick riding passenger. I get car sick driving. I get car sick in an elevator. I get car sick looking at my phone screen sometimes, flipping it. I don't know what it is about me, my balance, but I get really. nauseous. There's a new type of glasses that can cure car sickness.

A French car company selling a weird new type of glasses with fluid in the rims that can supposedly cure motion sickness. You can order them. I should try this. How much are they? They're expensive.

They're expensive. Like 100 bucks. Oh, okay, okay. I'll write that down. Yeah, 115 bucks. Do they have a new type of glasses? Did anyone else? Do you only?

You're the only one. Not me. If I read too much, but I mean, I have to read like a lot. Oh, if I even think about a book I read in the past 10 years, I'm like, bleh. Yeah, that car sickness is brutal, man. So I saw that.

The big debate now is, I'll ask you this. And I'll start with my story first, is that I have, I don't care about plants in my yard. I'm gutting my backyard. So I have the, like, bushes from the last. You're gutting it? Well, there are all these, like rose bushes and plants. And I don't know, they just don't like them. Oh, it's beautiful out there.

I'm just revving them out there. I'm just rubbing them out there. Just don't want. And then what's going to go in this place? Nothing. Who cares? It's so pretty back there. When do I care? Okay.

It's your house. I think you need to think about this, but go ahead. Well, I don't care. It's my house. I live there. So I'm getting rid of it and bugs, bite my legs. Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, you're going to concrete it.

Yes. I told you I'm, it's all concrete. Oh, gosh. Eddie has been blowing grass clippings from his house into the street. Oh, yeah, it's a thing. It's a thing. It's a thing. And I've got nowhere to put it. Like, my lawnmower isn't the one that kind of,

holds the grass clippings. So it just has it all over the grass, all over the driveway, all over my sidewalk. So I get the leaf blower and I blow it all in the street. And some people are irritated or no? Cars were just driving by like staring at me. Like what are you doing? So what's the question? Is that okay? Like where else? What else do I do with it? Some will say bag it up. If it's grass clippings, if it's natural, it's like throwing a banana on the ground. Boom, that's what I'm saying. You blow in the street. Who cares? The street is filled with the grass. Who cares? It's the street. It's what I think.

It's the street. It's natural. I mean, I'm talking three cars. It's also not hurting anyone. It's not like lunchbox. It lets his dog poop in other people's yards and they step in it. It's not a nuisance to anyone. That's my opinion.

Lunchbox, you don't agree? It is a nuisance to nature. It is bad for the environment because it clogs the sewer system and it gets into the ponds and things like that and it kills the wildlife. Grass kills the wildlife? Absolutely. Hashtag, nuisance to nature. Yes. Wait, so grass is a nuisance to nature?

Do you have scientific proof? of this. My cousin is getting her PhD right now at the University of Georgia and she does all these nature studies. She's a nature freak. And she goes and studies streams and stuff and all the pollution and different grass stuff

and things that affect the fish. And she says you have to clean it up. It clogs the sewers, causes problems for the environment. Eddie blowing his grass clippings into the street. The street. Well, I've retracted my statement. I don't. Just because his cousin is a nature freak.

Doesn't make me change my mind. No, major. No, you need to get lawn bags. I don't disagree with that. And sweep it up, put it in the bag, boom, let the city take it and make mulch out of it. Hey, you do you, buddy. Wow, okay, all right. Google it.

I mean, I'm going to Google it, but nature freak says the answer, I guess. Lunchbox is calling a hotel, saying he's a social media influencer and he wants a free hotel room. Because he's going to give him an Instagram. out. Yeah. Okay. Listen, I am a celebrity that travels the world. I am worldwide famous 200,000 followers on Instagram. So I'm trying to barter for a free hotel room.

I'll post a picture on my Instagram. And that way my listeners will be like, wow, I need to stay there when they come up there. All right. We don't have that here, sir. No, no. You don't have free rooms here. No, no. I post a picture on Instagram.

That's what us celebrities and social media influencers do. No, you'd have to pay for the room, sir. How many pictures do I have to take for a free room? I'll put it on Twitter, too, where I have to... You have a great day, sir. You have a great day. All right. Didn't look too good for them.

Well, a couple things. One, you have to learn how to say influencer. Yeah. And then two, don't say your listeners because you're not selling a radio show. Yeah, I'm not used to that. I'm... But I messed up. Okay.

Influencer. No, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. No hotel room. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Recording? Yeah, recording. Are you recording this voice?

Recording? Eat that I help you. Uh, yeah, social media influencer here. 200,000 followers on Instagram. I go to locations like your golf club, and I will post pictures of me out there playing saying like, oh, come look at this beautiful course. In exchange, you give me free golf.

Oh, that's probably not going to happen. Picture me a hole 18, sinking a birdie putt, and they'll be like, wow, we got to go there. And then that's going to get people to join our golf club? Absolutely, ma'am. That's what I do. I put things on me. I don't buy that.

I don't think they get the concept. Really? Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm talking to older people. They don't get it. But he explained that if he takes a picture on the 18th hole that people will come. Good morning. Happy.

Yes, man. How are you doing today? My name is Lunchbox. I'm going to be in New York in about a month. And I am just trying to say I'm a social media influencer. And I post pictures on Instagram. and so I'm wondering if I can get a free breakfast so my 200,000 followers will come to your establishment?

I cannot do that, sir. If I can guarantee 200 people would come in your establishment, can I have a free breakfast? I cannot do that, sir. Okay, so when I come, I want the fried chicken and waffles and the smoked salmon eggs Benedict. That is so awesome. I really appreciate you working with me, man.

Excuse me? I did not say it was good to go, sir. All right, thank you. Okay, I did not say it was good to go, sir. Hello? You Gordon. Roll on this, boys. Well, it does seem easy when people write stories about it.

I know. They're like, yeah, social media influencers. Most of them aren't worth anything. I mean, I see some people that I follow, and I see them staying at these hotels. The hotel one, for example. I see them staying hotels. People I know, and I see them tag. And then also, I'm like, are they getting a hook up here that I'm not realizing?

Because then there would be a card, like, sitting on the nightstand, welcoming that person to the hotel. They probably rode it themselves to like, cool. Right? And then, like, you know, some strawberries. They're probably doing that himself. And they... Listen, I have about 50,000 followers.

Like, I'm close to a million, and nobody gives me anything from my social media. Nor do they ask. That's crazy. I don't ask. And I'm not saying I should, but no one even says to me, hey, you're an influencer. I don't think it's a real thing. I think people make it up for the most of... That's, like, free press.

That's like free advertising. That's free. I mean... By the way, I want to say this about Gordon Haywood, who plays ball for the Boston Celtics. Okay. Basketball. He's having a gender reveal. There's a baby, okay?

Yeah, and he already has some girls. It's all girls. And so it's one of those. He's 28 years old. He's got two daughters. And so they found out that their next kid. Okay, ready? Say, Daddy, can you help me?

Help me. Okay. Ready? Yeah. Whoa. That's funny. He's not enthused. Not into his third girl in a row.

He's like, oh, great. We're going to have to have another one. Oh, yeah. When a girl? Bernie, you were right. Is Daddy happy? Daddy's always happy. Look at the balloons.

Say bye. What's it working now? That's a saddest gender villain. It's so awkward. Like, I feel the awkwardness. And I'm not even watching it. I just hear it. I don't think it would be that awkward if he didn't have two other girls.

Right. And then she's like, is daddy happy? Daddy is always happy. Don't ask Daddy right now. Okay, ready? Say, Daddy, can you help me? Help me. Okay.

Ready? Yeah, happy. Whoa. Wow. Are you doing a gender reveal lunchbox? Yeah, when the baby comes out. Yeah. Like, there is no gender reveal.

Oh, you're just doing the reveal to you guys. You're not popping a balloon. Right, we're not popping balloons or anything like that. In the delivery room, you're going to be like, oh. What if it's a girl when it comes out? I'm not trying to try to fake happy because everybody's going to be watching and you have to show excitement. Everybody's going to be watching in the room? How many people are going to be in there?

You're having a party in there? Facebook live in? Don't people stand in the delivery room? Only like the four that you want. And the doctors. Right. Well, I figure the parents will be in there. So like your parents and her parents?

And if the siblings are in town. She wants your mom and dad in there? I don't know. Okay. I don't even know if she was. Watch the dad's like, look at there. Let me get a better look. But that just shows you every guy wants a boy.

They don't want girls. Eventually they're fine with it. I don't think you can universally say every guy, but men, we're so surfaced, and we only know what we have on us and how to handle that. So that's all we're comfortable with. Correct. But we're idiots. Yeah.

I mean, let's be honest. We are. Yeah, I'll be honest. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. So Jim, A. 84 years old. Maureenila, 65 years old. They get engaged. They plan a beautiful honeymoon to Italy.

But that changed when Jim moved in with Maureen. He started gardening and beautifying their lawn. And soon, they ever said, hey, wow, looks so good. What do you mind doing my yard? And she's like, okay. I mean, he's 84 years old. They're like, yeah, I'll do that. So what they decided to do because so many people were asking them to help with their yard. They said, hey, why don't we just not go on this honeymoon? Let's just make the yard beautiful. So all the block pitched in for the money And this guy went and like planted everybody's yard And made all the yards like good That's amazing

Also let me highlight the fact that He's 84 and she's 65 Baller Not bad Rob in a cradle Not bad buddy Wow and they cancel a honeymoon Yeah yeah they were like

What we can do? Go to Italy and You know have fun But we can actually make the yard He probably couldn't make the trek to Italy Whoa easy Easy Just kidding Just kidding

Just kidding especially if my dad's girlfriend's listening. Yeah, how old she? She's like 87. Could she make the trek to Italy? She doesn't like to say rage. I'm sorry. For like years, I thought she was still only like 81, but I learned.

Is there a difference though? In perception of 81, 87? And you know why she still seems young at heart? Like every single day she'll remind you, I'm not old. And in her head, she reminds herself she's young. You know why she seems young to me? She's always singing Drake. Every time I see her.

Oh, yeah. And let's shout out to her. Because she got to her. Because she got a younger man. My dad's 77. Oh, these people. What up? Shout out to her.

Well, y'all shouted out to that guy for getting a 65 girls. Yeah, it works both ways. Yeah, shout out. But anyway, they said, we'll not do our honeymoon. We'll go and beautify the yard for everyone. I love it. There you go. That's Tell Me Something Good, right there.

Positivity. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. That was Tell Me Something Good. All right, so Amy is here in the studio, but she's kind of been in and out. Her dad's been sick. You're not going to be here in studio tomorrow. You will be in Austin.

But you'll be doing the show. Yep. So all this week, Morgan number two's been filling in Framey because Amy's like, ah. And I'm like, ooh. And I'm like, ooh. And then it's your fourth day, Morgan number two. You're getting better every day, by the way. Everybody's talking about it.

I walk down the hall, they're like, have you seen Morgan number two? Yeah. That's all I'm hearing. Okay. That's all you're hearing, is it? It's all here. Okay, let's go over to Morgan number two, and here is your skinny. Bobby Boneshap.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Keith Urban just dropped an acoustic version of his latest single, Coming Home, featuring just him and a guitar. Yeah, it's really good, too. Here's the song. It's the original. Here's the new one.

There's a place that I know where they all knew me. I've got to get back and out of the ones who love. I love anything acoustic. All these fancy whistles and levers and electric guitars. I've had enough. You don't like this? No. Just give me a soul and stuff.

Six strings, you know? And the truth. I don't even need the truth, Eddie. I didn't know. I'll take the soul and six strings a lot. All right, all right. All right, all right, she got over there. Carrie Underwood shared a really sweet message on our Instagram to celebrate the eighth wedding anniversary to Mike Fisher.

I saw their picture. They're like kissing. All right, we get it. You guys were awesome. Yeah, you're married. Yeah, you're married. You're both a great looking rich and talented, yeah. Yeah.

She was like, I love you more today than I did yesterday. Like, that's terrible. Like, every day doesn't know what happened yesterday. Oh, wow, it gets better every day. Is that how marriage works? Well, I want to know what happened yesterday. Right. Then what's going to happen tomorrow?

That's getting even better. All right, what else, Morgan number two? Charles Kelly of Lady Anabellum. He shared a video of his son's take on the band song, You Look Good. Can you sing out of any? See, that's six strings in the truth right there. Yeah, that's all you want. That's all I want. That's full acoustic right there.

Is that it, Morgan number two? Yeah, that's it. Nice word. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right.

Yeah, over to Amy with the Morning Corny. Yeah. A joke in the morning. The Morning Corny. What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside? What does a ghost wear when it's raining outside? Rain boots. That's not like that way.

Come on. Come on. That was the morning, corny. Come on, that's a good one there. I don't know you're so into the ghost ones, okay? No, I like the boo. Okay, you do? Yeah.

You want a little bonus? No, tomorrow. Save it. Yeah, save it for tomorrow. It's so good. Okay, I just, off the dome, I have another one. Okay, go ahead. Okay, what type of pies do ghosts prefer?

What type of pies do ghosts prefer? Booberry. See, you had a home run already, you know? That wasn't a home run. I went boo. You can't really get better than perfect, and you tried. Yeah. I thought you said you like the booze.

Oh, man. Moving right along. Thank you. All right. What's up next? You know, I consider myself quite the music historian. Which, by the way, I'm going, I'm taking part in a Charlie Pride documentary today. That's cool.

Yeah, they've asked me to come and talk about Charlie Pride. Like, I love, and it's because of my grandma. Like, I grew up in a very small town in central Arkansas called Mountain Pine, Arkansas. and my grandmother who raised me and adopted me for a while when I was a kid, humongous into her age of country music, which is why, honest to God, while I'm even working here today, is her influence on me and country music. Because later on, I was influenced by everything,

like anyone that was a 90s kid. It was 90s country, obviously, but it was all the alternative stuff and the hip-hop stuff. But my grandmother really shaped me early on. And so I was a Charlie Pride fan. I mean, she was really into, and I'll say Johnny Cash, which is kind of the cliche thing to say. But when you're from Arkansas, that's where Johnny Cash is from.

And, like, that's our thing. You guys can act like Johnny Cash is your thing. Bull crap. All you hipsters too? I don't. I don't act like that. Bull crap. He says Suey for a reason.

From Arkansas, did you know that? Yeah. Suey. That's Arkansas. I watched his movie with Reese Sutherston. Oh, good. You're a big fan of this. All my point is, is that, you know, I do consider myself a bit of one of the younger historians of country music.

And so I like this segment. Phone show. On this day in... On this day in 1994. We're all teenagers in, huh? I guess Eddie was like 30. No, I was a teenager. I was, yeah, 12, 13.

Yeah. Alan Jackson's single, Summertime Blues, hit number one. Now, the song was the jam. Sometimes I wonder what I'm gonna do because there ain't no cure for the summertime blues. 1994 went number one.

Hey, Morgan number two. Let me ask you a question. What year were you born? 1993. Oh, so you're one. You remember singing this one, right? Oh, yeah, you remember this. I know this song.

Yeah? Yeah. Heard in the oldie station? I mean, yeah. Does it feel like an oldie song to you, Morgan, number two? It's older. My parents listen to it. That's how I know it.

Wow. So, okay, for example, if I'm going, I was a teenager, listen to this. Are you like, okay, Papa, I'll shut out about music. Is that like our parents, I'm talking about White Snake? That's a great question. Do you feel like that? Yeah, I think a little bit. I love Alan Jackson and the 90s music because of my parents.

So I think anything you guys like because of them. So later on when they ask you to come to Alan Jackson documentary, yes. Oh, that's crazy. Morgan number two makes us all feel old. Because around this table, you know, there are five of us. Amy, who's 30, 30, me 30? Oh, 37.

Amy's 37. Lunchbox is about to be how old? I'll be 37. Eddie's 39. Okay. And I'm 38. Yeah, you are. So we have this group.

We've been together for 15 years since kids. In our 20s. Yeah. And now Morgan number two comes in and all of a sudden she's like, she's the age we were when we got together. Yeah, you're 24, huh? Yeah. I started this show when I was 22, like late 22, turn 23,

and then I found lunchbox was working at a Jason's deli. That's right year of college. Amy was selling granite. I ran out of college. Shout out. Eddie was my TV producer. Yeah, shout out. Like, we were all you.

Bam. What's happening here? Yeah, we're your elders. Call us Mr. and Mrs. No. No, don't do that. But you're already Mr. Bobby Bowen, so that's a... I don't like that one.

So, 1994, this was number one. But here's your fun fact. This isn't the original version, and the original version's also really good, which isn't always the case. So Eddie Cochran recorded this. Sometimes I wonder, but I'm going to do But there ain't no cure for the summertime.

I mean, that's a jam too. Yeah. I love it. Yeah. Da-la-la-da. Da-na-da. Well, my mom and papa told me son, you got to make some money. I mean, but any clapping in a song is fun.

Clapping, whistling. Cardi Bogle. All that. Well, I couldn't go to work for the boss. I was sick. Sometimes I wonder What I'm going to do Because there ain't no kill for the summertime

Blued is in 1950s It's back when we were kids And Morgan number two We just born Yeah, yeah, yeah Imagine this, you're just sitting at the house And you hear First of all, you're asleep

TV's on, you just kind of fall asleep And something falls in your lap As is a boa constrictor No A six-foot boa constrictor fell through the ceiling, landed in this dude's lap. So he wakes up in this humongous snake. They're both stunned, by the way.

Yeah. The snake and the guy both like, what's going on? He thought for a second it was a dream. Because why would a big old snake land in your lap? So it wasn't. He calls 911. It turns out the snake belonged to the people in the apartment above him. And it managed to sneak through the floor.

Neither the guy or the snake was hurt. But even that, listen, we think about the guy and we're like, oh, look at this guy. But that snake's got to be like, what's happening? Yeah, if it was a cartoon, they'd both be screaming. Yeah, they would look at each other. Big guys like, ah! But yeah, the big old snake just falls right in your lap, huh?

Do you know what that music means? Mm-hmm. That I pushed a button. That's right. Easy music. No, this is easy trivia, period. Not even music, guys. This should be the easiest of trivia.

Great. Write your answer down. Can't wait. Question number one. Who is Apple's current CEO? Easy. Oh, shoot. He's on TV all the time.

Is he? Hold on. Hold on, please. Confusing him with someone else. Come on. Easy trivia. I'm in. I'm able to win.

You know what, Amy? If you just get his last name, you can have that too. Really? Oh, then I'll scratch out first. Amy? Cook. Cook, she says. Watchbox?

No, Wozniak. No. Eddie? Bill Jobs. That's me giving up. That's a Bill Gates, Steve Jobs' combo. All I know. Is that like the half horse, half man?

Yes. Like a unicorn of technology. I don't know. It's actually Tim Cook. Woo! Wow! I almost said Sam, but I'm glad I just had to say the last week. Sam Cooke.

Good songs that guy has. Okay, okay, okay. Super talented. Let's do this one. Easy trivia, guys. Easy trivia. Who wrote Julius Caesar, Hamlet, and Macbeth? Oh.

I'm in. Same last name rule on this one? Yeah. Okay, cool. I'm in for the win. That was easy. Me too, I'm in. Amy?

Shakespeare? Lunchbox? Shakespeare. Eddie? Shakespeare. Oh, Billy Shakespeare. Yeah. Billy Shakespeare wrote a whole bunch of sonnets.

Oh. And what else had a bunch of... What's the second line of that? LFO Summer Girls. Yeah, what's the next line? Eddie. We're working. Your kids on the block had a bunch of hits.

Okay. Who is the current speaker of the house? Easy trivia. Speaker of the house. Huh. Shoot, did he retire? I don't even know what that knows. I really stopped following politics a few months ago.

Yeah, I stopped about three years ago, but the most part. Yeah, but we should know. Speaker of the house. But I mean. Come on. All right. Go ahead. I'm in for the win.

Amy? I feel like he, you know, went on vacation or he's done or something. But I have Paul Ryan. Lunchbox? Yeah, I thought he retired. I put Janet Reno. Wow. Man, that's going back to the 90s.

Wow. Oh, she old? Yeah, dude. She's retired and stuff. I know it's a woman. John Quincy Adams. Eddie? I have Bill Corrin.

He's on the Senate. He's not. Stop it. Bill Clinton and Corrin. Dude, I just throwing names out. I mean, can I get points from being the closest? The answer's Paul Ryan. Yeah!

So he didn't go on my vacation. He's stepping down. Thank you. So he announced he's stepping down that it hasn't, the switch hasn't happened yet. So when does he leave? I met Paul Ryan. Like I hung out with him? Yeah, I remember that.

Yeah, fan of the show. Really? That was so crazy. I forgot. I'm sorry, Paul. Went to his office. His staff was super nuts. Took me in his office and everything.

So far, I'm not dumb. Yes. Yeah, you're the smartest of all of us. Yeah, you're. I haven't missed any. You're the smartest of the dumb-dums. Congratulations, June, be the speaker of the house.

What U.S. state has the highest population? 39 million. Whoa. What U.S. state. This could be tricky. Nah, I got it. How many million? 39 million.

What state has the highest population? I'm in. I'm in for the wind. That was easy. Oh, gosh. You got to think of the people that live there. I know, but I mean. No way, really?

You got this. I feel like it's a trick question. Go ahead. Is everybody, okay. I have my answer. Go ahead. But I was like, is everybody condensed in New York or California? California.

Lunchbox. The Sunshine State, California. Eddie? California. Eddie? It's like, Calazonia. Yeah, mixed two. Just combined.

Come on. The answer is California. Yes. Last question. By the way, Amy, you haven't missed one. Thank you. You're perfect. Hey, what's the most spoken language?

language in the world. Last question. Oh, that's easy. Yeah, I'm in. What's the most spoken language in the world? Don't act like a smart guy over there, Eddie. I'm in. For the win. Easy trip. I'm in for the win. Most spoken language in the world. I'm in, I guess.

Let's go over to Eddie first, Eddie. That language is Spanish. Much gracias. Lunchbox. Spanish. Spanish. Really? Yeah, because you got Spain and you got Mexico.

D. You got Spain and Mexico. South America. In South America. In South America. Not Puerto Rico. All of them. Okay.

Argentina. Okay. I don't know. Amy. Dumb. I put English. No, no. You're all wrong.

It's Chinese. Oh, duh. 1.1 billion speakers. Oh, you guys are so dumb. Yeah. I wasn't thinking. But I bet all those Chinese people speak English. And Spanish.

It doesn't matter. Our winner is Amy. There she is. Thank you. There she is. There she is. Dricking her little magical. What does that drink over there?

My macho latte. Macha latte. That's Spanish. What's in a macha latte? Macha. What's macha? A green tea pout. It's a female macho man.

A Japanese green tea powder. Oh, with Califia Farms, unsweetened vanilla almond milk. Okay. Oh, my goodness. And that's it. There she is. We need a blender for 10 seconds.

We'll go spend a second with our 24-year-old head of Digital Morgan number two. Kylie Jenner is set to be the young. ever self-made billionaire, all thanks to her Kylie Casmetics line, she made over $900 million in three years. Oh my gosh. You know, good for her. Yeah. Let me say good for her.

I just don't believe that she's self-made. That's not a self-made thing. Her family has money. She had fame given to her. Yeah, like Oprah's self-made. Oprah's self-made. Yeah, I see what you're saying. Perfect example.

She's picking, backing off the success and fame that her family. Well, started with Kim. Yeah. Who is in? Kim, mom, who was that? It's Kim. Kim, because she did the tape. She started all that.

That being said, I'm not hating on her at all. No, they all capitalized on that well. They're smart. They didn't even want to argue against this? No. Because I think that's pretty cool. She's going to be a billionaire. I mean, she's an entrepreneur, I guess.

Absolutely. She did have the benefit of being the youngest of the famous sisters. Now, she's an entrepreneur. What does she invent it? Well, she has her own company. Entrepreneurs don't invent things. They just have ideas on how to do. things.

You're confusing that with an inventor. What business has she started? They just said. She has a whole cosmetic line. I thought she was just the face of that. No. Well, I mean, a lot of, yeah. I'm sure there's someone behind it.

I'm not ever. No, explain to him. He might need the explanation. It doesn't matter. How do you feel about that Morgan number two? What? I'm excited for. I think it sets a really good example coming from them because I don't typically like the

Kardashian. She's probably about feeling of my life. What's the example? Just that how to capitalize on something coming from, I mean, what happened with Kim being famous was kind of negative, you know, how that started. She can't control that. She's the younger sister. She can't control how she got famous. Listen, good for her.

She was at $420 million last year, $900 million this year. That's quite the demand. She's the 100% owner of Kylie Cosmetics. Wow. Yeah, she invested all money. You got... Do you think Guy Raz is going to do how I built this with her?

I don't know. I don't know what that is. You listen to how I built this? It's a podcast. Oh, like one time. That's not the one I listened to. Hillary, our phone screener, is in the glass room. What do you want to say to lunchbox about Sunshine State?

He called California the Sunshine State and it's actually Florida. That's where I'm from. Yeah. I think it's on the license plate too, right? Yeah, it's all things. Yeah. Yeah. I thought everyone just knew it wasn't.

So he's kind of laughed it off. But no, Hillary was offended. No, I'm glad you pulled out of. Thank you. I had to call him out on it. Yeah, thank you very much. How are you, by the way? I'm doing good. Everything's good. Yeah, how's life? Life's going well. What's up? So Hillary is our phone screener. She's the newest to the show. You call, she's like, how do you answer the phone if someone calls? What do you say exactly? Ring, ring, ring. Hi, Bobby Bone's show. And then what do you expect from them? Sometimes I'll ask a question or sometimes they don't really say much. So I'm like, Like, you know, what do you want to call about her and say?

How do you get through? Like, what's the key? Because she's the gatekeeper of me even seeing that the calls up on the screen. Yeah. What do you look for in a caller? If they have, like, a good question to ask you. Sometimes people call about segments, but we've already moved past them. Do they get mad sometimes at that?

Yeah, they get really upset with me. They call me rude. Oh, wow. Yeah, they cussed me out. What? No. Okay, why do they cuss you out? I don't know.

because I guess because I tell them no, which it's hard for me to tell people no, but I have to move the show along. So I can't really sit there and put it on for you because you're not going to talk to them about it. They get very upset. Is that how life works? Someone tells you know you just cuss out? I guess so. Because I've never subscribed to that theory. I mean, poor Hillary.

How bad, like five is the badest of the bad words. What level words do they use in the curse? Oh, five. Oh, wow. Oh, yeah, I get the worst. They use the big one? They use the big bomb? They go, yeah.

Wow. So confused. They're so passionate about wanting to get on the air or? Yeah, they just really want to talk to you. I had one guy. I told him no, he called me about 10 more times and right when I'd answer, he'd just start cussing me out every time. Guys, I have no idea of this culture. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't know who these listeners are. If you're listening right now and you do that. Hey, chill them out. Got them. That's bad. Yeah, don't do that. Calm down. Do you ever leave here stressed out because of callers ever? Oh, yeah. There's many days I just don't really want to talk in

I just kind of go home and sit. Because they're mean to you? Yeah. I'm sorry, Hillary. I had no idea. Phone screening. Phone screening or Hillary had like a high stress situation happening in there. Phone screener Hillary also watches Amy's kids a lot.

Yeah. How's that going for you? Good. I haven't seen them in a couple weeks, though, because we've been on vacation. And so I really do miss them. I want to come see them. I know. And then they were in Austin.

Then I think they're coming back to Austin. What do they call you? Miss Hillary. Yeah? Mm-hmm. And they like you? I think so. They prayed for her last night.

Oh, they did when she wasn't there? Yeah, before bed, it's like roll call, shout out. Whoever you prayed for. Miss Hillary. It's like Ryan Hurts coffee on a edition story where he tagged over there. Yeah. Like last night was, who was it? They just Miss Hillary, Papal Sergi.

That's what they say surgery. Pretty cute. Surgy. Hit Miss Hillary. Oh, you get two shout out. Oh, yay. Extra prayers. Yeah.

Like, it's random people we haven't seen in like. You're some people from the orphanage from like five years ago. Are they getting better? Like are they acting better around you? They are. And I think like their English and everything's getting better. Because at first they didn't understand a lot. And so trying to explain simple terms to them is hard.

But they've gotten a lot better with that. Do you ever have to scold them? Sometimes we have our moments. How do you scold Amy's kids? I don't yell at them. I'm just like, let's not do that. Like, we're not going to do that. Yeah, but Hillary, do you take things away?

Because you've got to take things away. You got to be like, Stevenson, if you act like that, because I know it's probably him you're having issues with, is it? Yeah, I've had to take his bike away. Yeah, take it away. Do you go ride it in front of him and be like, how much fun have happened? Too bad, you can't. I thought I would do.

They're like, if you're giving me that attitude, then no bikes the rest of the day. Or take him to stolen the dumpster. You can get it later. They'll be like, bikes over. Dang. That's hardcore. You're going to scar him. He loves his bike.

He does. He just sat on the sidewalk, though. And so I had to go pick him up and take him in the house because he wouldn't come in. So I had to go pick him up and he started screaming and all the neighbors, I'm sure, were like, what's happening? Oh, man. Does he cry? I don't think I've ever seen him cry before in front of me. Does she cry? Amy's 11-year-old daughter. She doesn't. She's very quiet and, like, kind of stays more to herself. So I'm trying to bring her out of her shell a little more with me. He's very outgoing, wants to be outside, wants to do all kinds of stuff. So he keeps me moving for sure. Look at this. The minute that kid, like, needs a nap, which he doesn't take naps, by the way. But the minute I know he's tired, he just, like, does a 180. He's like this cheerful, fun kid. And then all of a sudden he's, like, awful and miserable. And there's nothing you can do to correct it. What's up?

They need the lunchbox. Bobby played at lunchbox. And the same thing, right? Yeah, I'm happy to be here. But we all, that's me, like, once a month. I'm like, awful, miserable. Can't, there's nothing you can do to reverse me until, you. you know, time just passes.

The hormones get released. Well, phone screener, Hillary, thank you for answering the phones. Sorry you have to deal with some callers that aren't happy. Yeah. Any advice you like to give them right now if they want to get through about something? Like, what's the best technique? Just call and be nice. If you cuss me out, like, I'm not probably going to put you through.

phones, can she cuss back? No. No, no, no, no. Okay, thank you, Hillary. You're welcome. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good.

Lara Binns was looking forward to her birthday party that was planned for Saturday with all of her friends, but no one could come. So the eight-year-old's birthday party was canceled, and she was really disappointed. And then the Augusta Maine Police Department, they saw what went down, and they threw her a birthday party. Her mom worked with the department, and as a result, like, they all came together and threw her a party, and the whole police department was there with gift cards and presents. Surely, though, they had to let her play with the gun, right? I mean, if there's no other kids there... Oh, gosh. Now, I mean, come on.

Because that's what everybody wants to do is play with the gun. Matter of fact, I'm walking in the airport the other day. Police officer walks by me. I was like, I would love to just walk with that gun. And if no one else is around, you take the bullets out, and it's her birthday. Oh, my God. Don't you let her play with the gun? Yeah.

Totally. I don't know. Does nobody else want to play with the gun? And the taser. Yeah. Oh, what if she got to tase one person? That's fun. Right?

Yeah. Yeah. What if an officer was like, I volunteer. for you to tase me. It's your birthday. That's a party. That's your kind of party. That's my kind of party.

All police officers have to get tased or have pepper spray, right? Because they have to know what it feels like. Oh, that's right. So, I mean, it ain't nothing for them. That's not true, though. Well, good, good for them for stepping up for her. Eight-year-old, nobody could come. Why couldn't they come?

They already have other plans? Day didn't say. Yeah. I don't know. Business trips. No one could come, so it was canceled. And so. That stinks.

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I appreciate your feedback, but I was getting some, no, no, a couple complaints. People don't like the Willett Uber segment. Really? Yeah, they were like, ah, it's juvenile. What do you think you're listening to? But, but, but, but. If people don't like it, you know, maybe it's not the thing. I always found it interesting just to see what would happen.

But yeah, I got to complain that people didn't like the willet Uber segment where we take things and we see if the Uber driver will drive them. We've sent live animals. We tried imaginary friends, engagement rings. A big cardboard cut out of Aldine. Yeah. So you can actually give us your feedback if you want. 877-77 Bobby. That was something I was, I shouldn't get on Facebook.

And I don't. maybe once every two months. And they get over and people are just, all they do is complain on Facebook. Yeah, it can be rough over there. Why even write something negative? Just get off with Facebook. Instead of complaining, just get off of it. It's just for anything in life.

Instead of taking time to rip something down, go away from it and build something up somewhere else. Yeah. It's, you only have so much real estate in your head. Why waste that real estate on something negative and inconsequential? It doesn't matter. I'm not talking about this in general. Just period. people writing negative things.

I see that people post on Facebook all kinds. Not even on my page, the show page, but just people always complaining about stuff that doesn't matter. Why waste your time on negative things that really don't matter? You know? Yeah. So you only get, again, it's like a yard. There's only so much yard.

You only plant so many things in the yard. Yeah. So why are you going to plant turds? Yeah. Plant pretty flowers. Yeah. Or don't plant anything. Oh.

That's all. Bobby's, yeah. What's up? You complain about your yard and all your pretty flowers. I'm ripping them up. I know. Picking them out of there. I don't know why you're doing that.

Well, because I don't like, bugs are eating me up. And I found that I'm living in that house. So I'm going to make that house the way I want to make it. Yeah. And I don't want bugs. I don't like that. I don't like outside. I don't like bugs.

I'm done. Pretty soon Bobby's going to be like confined to a space. We're going to see him. To see him, we're going to have to go to him. I'm done. I'm a bubble boy. He's in a bubble. Yeah.

I'm going to have the arms coming out. I did go out last night again. I went to a birthday party last night. Let me tell you about this birthday party. Yeah. By the way, it's a really great friend of mine, named Kelly, which runs Velvet's Edge. Oh, yeah. That has a fantastic podcast.

And so the party starts at 7.30, which, by the way, is late for me, because last night's Wednesday night. But I go, there are certain people in my life that I make room for. Again, you only have so much life real estate with friends. Like, you have to pick who gets to be in what plot of land. And so this is some. much important to me, so I'm going to this party. 7.30 on a weeknight. Like, that's how important.

So, I'm like, okay, I'm going to go. So here I go. Get in the car, I'm tired. This is me getting in the car to go to the party. That's me going to the party. Oh, you're making me yawn. But it's in life. Sometimes you sacrifice, and I wanted to show my support in birthday.

And so she's having it at Dirk's's bar. Right? Dirk's mentally has a bar in town. Yeah. It's on the rooftop. Nice. Totally. Yeah, right. VIP.

V-I-P, and you take the elevator of, and it's like Dan and Shea dance mix, cool. Oh, all right. Not just Dan-Shay tequila, but when I did, you know, that thing. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like code word to get in. There's a code word to get in. Really? Yeah, it's like, bo-blit.

That's really the code word, something like that. So I go and I'm like, oh, I'm struggling, but I don't want them to end of a struggling because I'm there for a friend. I got a smile on. You're going to have fun. Yeah, I mean, that smiles on. Yeah. No longer yawning.

Nope. They get there and right as I'm walking up to the building it's 728 or so You know how I am at my time On time early Oh my goodness I get a text

Hey from the birthday girl Running late And I'm like You know what It's a birthday girl She can do whatever she wants I'll just go hang out with some other people Because I have some friends

You know Like minded friends Mutual Yeah so I go up and I'm the only person there Oh wow there Everybody was late The party said 730

there was nobody else at the party but me and then she feels bad because I'm the only one at the party and she's at a dinner and she leaves dinner to get there at 745 and I'm like okay cool cool and so then it's just me and her we're the only two now it's fine because we're friends and we can talk but I'm thinking why is everybody late why even set a time if nobody's coming nobody came I was the only one on time

it's ridiculous okay okay hold on you do you do realize though that don't set the time if that's not the time Yeah, but it was like a, it's a casual bar party. It's not a work event. It's a party. There's a time. There's a time.

You tell me a time. I'm going to get there at the time. That's all. But you do realize you're the only one that was there early. And say 9 p.m. And everyone else. I wasn't early. I was on time. Okay.

You're the only one on time and everyone else. Drive me crazy. So if the goal is 730, should they put goal is 730, but, you know, just come and go as you please. It just said 730 and I got there at 730. Yeah. It's like I go to Amy's house for a party. Did you have a party? It starts at like 6.30.

He shows up at 5. I know. No, first of all, that's wrong. And you're still getting everything ready. No, no, no. I show up like one minute before it's time. If it starts at 6.30, I'm there at 6.29. One time you got there many minutes before.

And that's after you've been sitting in the car for like 10. Oh, yeah. I'll stand at the door and watch my phone and go, not quite yet, not quite. And it's still early. Hey, I'm here. What's wrong with people? With you? No.

No. I thought you're going to say. I'm about to say what's wrong with me. Is this a me thing? Yes. It's a me thing that I'm on time everywhere I go. That's a problem. We can appreciate that for work and respect for friends or whatever.

It wasn't your party. And it was, they had to, look, it. There's no reason why they had to be there at 7.30. I didn't complain when I was there. He just complained. Only now. Oh, just now. Shout out Velvet's Edge.

At least you gave her a shout out. My point is this. Yeah. You don't pick to live your life one way some of the time and your life another way all the time. Yeah. Consistency is key. Consistency also, just like communication is currency. You know I'm going to be consistent all the time. It's very valuable. I'm going to be consistent all the time. It's the hardest thing to be, not just times in life. If you give me, there are artists that I just cannot, personally I do not like, right? But I love them that they're consistent and they show up

and we do our deal. And I actually like having them on the show more than some that I do in friends with that I don't know if they're going to show up on time. Like I'm about, I like consistency. This is why you can't enjoy vacation because you can't get off of work mode because you're consistent. It's not life, Eddie. It's called life. I guess that's what you're saying. Whatever. It's not good.

Why don't the paper stuck to the table? It was a party, man. And it was her birthday party and you were mad at her because she was enjoying a dinner. And then she left dinner to get there because she felt bad because you were sitting there by yourself. And then you were mad at all her friends for being late because it was just you two. Then you're like, everyone else was late. Yeah. I started taking everyone down.

Sounds like it was super fun for you. He was a home party. He's good. They had the glow sticks and stuff. So I sit over there and had to go. You know what I do is they have parties and they had these, what are you call those? Mixers. Hmm? Like, she had like alcohol. There's like alcohol.

Oh, yes. Yeah. I saw you hold in one of those pictures. That's just why I drink. I drink the mixers. What you drink? Cranberry juice? Yeah, a little bit.

I saw you holding a red one. Someone's like, dude, what's up? You got a urinary track infection? I was like, no. I don't drink alcohol. This is my drink for the night. Relax. You have a UTI?

I see you're drinking cranberry. I'm at the party. This isn't the UTI party? Oh my gosh. Being out with the UTI, that would hurt. Okay. A woman realizes she accidentally stole a car. Two weeks later, by the way.

Oh, no. What? So she stole a car accidentally. She rented a black Nissan Centra. And after she goes to Walmart, she gets out, she gets in the car and drives off. So it wasn't her car. It was another Nissan centra.

And you go, well, how does that happen? Yeah. Well, so it's a key for. Bob and it recognizes the inside of you don't plug it in. And so you're like, oh, did it Matt? No, no, the person in the other Nissan Center left it in the car. Oh, wow. So she just gets in, hits the button, and it turns on because the other.

So she's out just driving the thing around. Amazing. The car's owner had also been shopping in Walmart, realized her vehicle had vanished. For two weeks, the clueless woman drove around and used a black car for a regular everyday activities. Only realized something was wrong after returning to the rental company to return the car. They try to scan it in. They're like, no. There's no scan on this.

Wow. Why is there a baby seat? the bag. With a baby in it. Oh, boy. Amy, I feel like that's something you would do. Yeah.

I mean, I've gotten into the wrong car before. Yeah, I've tried to open the wrong car door before. I got in. You got in, huh? Yeah, but there was a Coke in the, or something in the, like a drink in the cup holder that, like, I wouldn't have. And I was like, okay, got to go. Got a complaint about Willett Uber.

People don't like that. Hey, Brenda in Alabama. Hey, Bobby. Hey, I got a complaint. A complaint saying they don't like will at Uber Because we order an Uber car And then we try to put ridiculous things in the backseat of the car And have it sent other places

What do you think about that? I love it And I think one of my most favorite was The imaginary friend I sit at my desk And listen to you guys on a local radio station out of Mississippi And I'm constantly laughing And everybody walks by

I wants to know what I'm laughing at So I tell them and then I try to get them hooked on your show too Oh well thank you Your vote, you like Willett Uber, though? I like Willett Uber, I like your trivia games. You know what I missed? I missed a game where people would call in and challenge lunch with the sports. I think he would challenge, like, women in sports.

Football. We do that during football season. And the reason we stopped is because lunchbox got beat. Now, we'll do it again next year when football season starts back, but he claims he knows more than anyone in football that's a woman. And so he would come, but he got beat, and so he didn't want to play anymore. He took his ball and went home. That was a good segment.

Maybe he'll play it again. Yeah, we'll play it again when it starts back. Okay. Yeah. Awesome. Well, keep Willa Uber. We love it. Okay, thank you.

See you later. Have a good day. I was at the house last night, and Ashley Goreley came by. He's written 37 number one songs. And in the last three years, in the last three years, written 20 number one, right? That's crazy. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's insane.

And so he comes over. We did a Bobby cast, and you can, if you love country music, it's really the thing to listen to because it's songwriters. But he's written dirt on my boots. I might have a little dirt. Marry me with Thomas Reds Carrey Underwood Dirty Laundry But 37 number ones

Right Like they carried him in And his gold Yeah A wagon So no not really But here he is talking about Writing with Carrie Underwood

And how it's so hard Because she sings perfectly And especially her I mean she sings perfect When you're in there She can do She obviously sings amazing But she can sing the song

Perfectly as soon as it's written It's like an odd skill Where when you're recording it She remembers the entire thing and you can just nail it. So yeah, you got to be careful. A lot of times when I'm writing with great singers, let me kind of sing that back and play bad piano chords,

and if it still sounds like something, then we may have something, you know. He'll say it could be a really dopey song and then Carrie Underwood sings it. He's like, oh, it is good, but only because it's Carrie singing it, which is kind of a funny thing to think about. Another one was, he wrote,

I lived it for Blake Shelton. Oh, you think I'm talking about, that only went to number two, and it was so close. You know, it did, I've never had one be that close. You know, I had some go number two, three, maybe barely get to those numbers or top five. But I think that was like a play or two away.

It was really close. Something microscopic. And I was like, man, you know, you always hope they maybe split charts with Billboard Media Base or something like that. It was bittersweet because the song Up Down, which I think is a huge hit. Morgan Wallin, yeah. One of the writers I published wrote that song. If you love country music, it's really a cool podcast. It's called The Bobbycast, IHeart Radio, iTunes.

You know, he's written all these number ones, right? 37 of them. It's the most we've ever had. and I know I'm a bit. We've played things together. Ashley and I have, Ashley Goreley. And he's talking about, like, people will be like, hey, we write a song for my wedding? Or the worst ever is if somebody's like, hey, man, whatever, I got a friend, get married.

Do you mind to write us like a song for your, I'm like, absolutely not. I will not do that. Like, it's not going to live up to whatever you think it's going to be. I can't, I know. Can you imagine having people go, hey, hey, I'm getting married right. Can you just whip out a song. Get all those number ones. Come on.

Real quick. Real quick. Yeah. Here's a fin. So how rich is that dude? Super rich. I don't know. I didn't ask him.

I made a joke what we once on stage because we were playing right beside each other. And I said, yeah, take out your wallet. How much it was to me? How much cash you got in you right now? Yeah, a lot. I don't know. But a lot, I'm sure. I mean, does he have like a big house and like, do you have a driver?

I don't know. Drop money. No. People just drive to my house by themselves. But if you're that rich, why wouldn't you have a driver? Probably because you're human and you're normal. Yeah, and you like to drive. And you drive cars?

When you get to that level of rich, are you really a normal human? Yeah. I don't think money changes the inside of you. you. I think it makes you more of who you are, really. I think if you have money, you make you more. If you're a really giving person, you give more. I found that what my success, I like to give things away more than I ever did. Like Warren Buffett. Yeah. Yeah. But it would be so much better to be back on the head. Just take me here. Take me there. I'm rich. Take me over there. Well, that's who you would be if you're rich. That's your point. Yeah. Kathy in Illinois.

Yes. How are you? I want to, oh, I'm doing well. How about you? Oh, good. Go ahead. What would you like to say? Hey, I just wanted to say about the Uber session, I thought, was hilarious for a while. For me personally, it's kind of worn out at stay. But my favorite is the history, like the, are you smarter than a fifth grade or type of stuff, the presidents, the capitals? I think that's hilarious because I play along with y'all. And most of them I don't remember. And if I get it, I'm so excited and it kind of makes my day.

just because it's so funny trying to remember, you know, I'm a little bit older than you all, so I don't remember them either, and you guys are younger makes me feel a little better for the time. Do you ever think these guys are real dumb-dums? Oh, no, no, not at all. I love it that you guys are just real humans like the rest of us. That's, you know, that we feel like you're our friends and we're all peers. You know, that's why we love the Bobby Bone Show and all of you on it. Well, thank you very much.

I appreciate that. Thank you for the call. Yeah. Oh, absolutely and love the book. Oh, thank you very much. Which, by the way, let me say this. She brought that up. Right now on Amazon, they chopped it down like 10 bucks.

So if anyone wants to get the new book, it's called Fail Until You Don't. It's like $10 cheaper. I wrote a second book. Oddly went to number one. I'm very proud that it went to number one. But it's like $10 off on Amazon right now if you want to grab that. I'll talk to Ramundo, our audio producer. He chops audio all morning long.

Coming to you from the Glass Room, our audio producer, Ramundo. I kind of teased that someone was wanting to chase their dream and leave the show, but apparently Ramundo has been contacted by Big Brother. Really? They contacted him. That's his dream. Now, is that your dream to go on Big Brother? My dream is ultimately to be famous probably and not ever have to work a day in my life.

That's my dream, but Big Brother would be a giant step in that direction. And you've been working toward Big Brother for a long time. Every year I've applied, sometimes multiple times a year when there was that writer's strike and they had two Big Brothers. I ended up doing it multiple times. But yeah, I love the show. I've done it all the time. The Ryder Strike. I forgot about that.

Yeah, because they couldn't write anything so they did more Big Brother. Yeah. So Ray Mundo loved Big Brother. What would you advise him in? To go on Big Brother. Like, take a shot. Well, I mean, is he allowed to come back to this job? Is it like a sabbatical?

I can't promise that because what he does is vital to the show. Vital. He does it in a wonderful way. Like Ray cuts all. Anything you hear, any sound that you hear from this stuff. Even like, this is Ray going name drop. Name drop! Ray has all of this.

Yeah. So. Ray, how confident are you that you could win? And what is the prize money for being the winner? Half a million. Half a million. Yeah, it's a pretty good chunk of change. And I honestly could win the show.

Okay. Also, I can't name a single, you want to be famous and take care of yourself forever. I can't name a single winner from that show ever. I'm pretty good in the ratings on Sunday, so it's actually a pretty popular show. Okay. Okay, okay. I mean, I'm not slamming it, but you have to think long term here. I'm like, how famous can you get? Also, you, we can't lose you. We can't afford to lose you. Amy, sometimes you got to put that aside.

Oh, can't be selfish? For example, I had accomplished with Mike D. I was like, hey, dude, what do you want to do? You want to go do a show by yourself? I'll help you. Like, I don't want to lose him. But if Mike D wants to go do a show, if Raymond wants to go do a show, I think, I want people to go and achieve their dreams. Yeah, but I don't want to lose Ray. I don't want to lose Ray either. But would you recommend him to go do Big Brother? I guess if you're confident you could win You have to win though If you go you have to win

Well of course yeah Honestly I've said it before They give you a stipend it's really not that much money A 9 to 5 pays better than Big Brother But if you're on Big Brother now You can transfer over to the challenge They are bringing people from Big Brother And you go to the challenge

So you get me So you got even if you don't win You just have to be a good character on Big Brother And they will bring you on the challenge Where they go for a million dollars Raimundo is in the room with us Our audio producer Do you like your job here?

I love my job. The hours are tough. And you say that all the time and I agree. They are horrible. What are Big Brother hours? Are you kidding me? Chill all day, do whatever you want, and have a competition here and there and just talk to people.

Interesting. No TV, though. That's true. What do you think? Should Ramundo pursue Big Brother? But he has to leave this job. I mean, if he leaves, I got to get someone to come in for him. Yes or no.

Amy, should he go for Big Brother? I don't want to squash your dreams, but I think you should stay here. Okay. one vote stay here lunchbox chase your dreams and if you get on the challenge put in a good word for me yeah oh no hey eddie you get the camera over there eddie's our camera man i got it what do you think he's got to stay here we need him he's got to stay here you can be selfish about it yes i can we need him he needs to stay here morgan number two you 24 years old what's what's the young generation thing i think you should totally chase his dream oh wow it's two years risk everything for maybe

winning. Ramundo I got the email. They want to fly me out. I got two weeks to the side. Wow. Ray gets scammed a lot. Oh yeah, Ray does go to the guy's basements. Is he a Nigerian prince also asking to use your bankers? It's from a producer from CBS. Okay, I'll tell you what I'm a whole my decision. He should fly out at least, right?

Verify that it's really a producer at CBS. It absolutely is. I met with her before. So you know her for a fact. Yes, I've talked to him on the phone. So why is she circling back to you? Do you think? Honestly, I think they're going to do a twist. What's the twist? Bring back people that are obsessed with the show and we're huge On the regional qualifiers Right

The show, you want to know what right now? Regional qualifiers are not a thing The show is based off a trending and Twitter They actually do stuff for that on the show now I'm bigger than any of the people right now on it They need something Mike Dway quiet Mike Prison Mike what you think

Should he chases a dream or stay on the show? Oh, if it's a legit email I say he chases It's a shit. What? No I think you should So I'm the only one that thinks he should... No, long time. He should stay here.

Okay. Nothing happens on these shows. First of all, you have to win. I know. That's why I was like... Secondly, even if you do, that's not long term. I know. Well, honestly, for two years, you could easily go around and do bar appearances and stuff like that. It pays pretty well.

I don't think for Big Brother they care anymore. You can do malls. I've looked at it. A lot of them do. They can go shop at the mall. There's a ton of women's conferences, all that kind of stuff. They love to win. Women's conferences are hiring random Big Brother.

Absolutely. My girlfriend just went to one for General Hospital. and the guys don't even tell jokes. General Hospital. That's a real show, actors. So's Big Brother. Okay. And they go on multiple seasons.

I bet you could get some Instagram and stuff like FitFab Fun boxes. Okay. You want to, I'll tell you what. When you're supposed to go out meet with the producers? Told me that I think like 26, two weeks. Go meet with the producers. Yeah. Yeah.

I mean, that's smart. And that's cool to go do that. And then let's evaluate. It could only be one day off that I need. Oh, you need a day off. Yeah. You have to sacrifice that for a vacation day, though. Okay.

Okay. Cool. I can do without Christmas. Hey, hey, guys. Christmas. Christmas. Wow. Is there anything people would leave this show for?

Like, if that comes your mind right now? Listen, I spent too much time I'm building this thing. I'm not leaving for anything. Okay, yeah, me neither. Anything. But is there anything? Like, if real world came to lunchbox right now, I'm not sure. Well, real world, I don't know if I'd do real world anymore.

but the challenge, yeah, because it's for a million bucks. Okay. Okay, there you have it. Eddie? Well, if I won the lottery, I'd be out of here in a second. Yeah, that's a good point. Oh, yeah, I wouldn't even tell you guys. Just wouldn't show up.

Oh, yeah, you know what? The gift you guys got me, I still haven't cashed in on that. Oh, yeah. At my house. Yeah, we need to do that. The cabinet? Yeah. Or whatever you're like.

You guys all chipped in on that, huh? Mm-hmm. Was that an equal chip in? I'm not equal. I mean, I think some people are more than others. Yeah. Yeah. It's fine.

I'm curious to know that breakdown. No, no, no, you don't need to know that. Open the books. No, no, man. Just enjoy the gift. Open the books. Tomorrow, Steve Mokler comes in. Friday morning conversation.

I do believe you'll love this guy. That's what crazy goes. I want him to play this song. It's good. I'm curious about this Kylie Jenner because she's about a billion dollars in. She's about to be a billionaire. The youngest billionaire ever. Oh, my goodness.

And, you know, debatable, self-made. You know? Yeah, self-made. But she comes from, family of wealth and fame. Yeah, sure. Forbes said it was self-made. Man, Forbes. And they're smart, too. She's a sister too, doesn't she? And she's not a billionaire. So, I mean, it's hard to be a billionaire. Okay. Okay. So, okay. So she's almost at a billion dollars. And so she's with Travis Scott, the rapper. Now, does she make him sign

a pre-nup? Because she was on the other foot. Because I always go, when I'm getting married, at this point in my life, I've been saving for a long time. I've been saving for a long time. What does he do again? He's a rapper. So how much does he? He's probably got some money. Look up Travis Scott's Net Worth. Amy, you're so anti-pre-pup.

Yeah. But do they sign a pre-nip? A billion dollars, Amy. But he can't get, once they get married, he can't get everything she earned before. I'm saying, though, she's already at a place where she's fine. Lunch, what's at? Eight million dollars. Oh.

That changed things, Amy? Amy. I don't want to know. She's not going to sign a pre-up. No, no. He has to sign a pre-up. He's not going to sign a pre-up. She's not going to be like sign a pre-nup. Why not? If I married someone that I was making that money. Yeah. Because again, it's not about the past money, but it's about the money she's making.

Yes, we just clarified that. And she's only going forward. Yeah. I would sign a pre-nup. For sure, I would sign it. I would take it and go, yes, absolutely. But you'd be like, you don't trust me. You don't trust me that even if we don't work out, I'm going to try to screw you over. But you don't ever know how bad things get until they don't get good. Like how you're going to react. Secondly. I know, I have lived in a fairy tale land of divorce because my parents' divorce was so amicable. You know? So I like think everybody just makes it work. Well, and secondly with that is that, yeah, I forgot my point.

Oh, sorry. Secondly. I don't know. I was going on with something and I don't know, Amy, it was Snow White or something. The fairy tale man. Oh, yeah, I don't think it's going to ever work. It happened. I'll sign it.

Who cares? Never going to come into play. I'm never getting divorced. So I'll sign it. That's like insurance for you. I don't plan to get in the car. Okay, you'll sign it so easily. But do you think whoever you decide to marry, she'll sign it so easily.

Oh, good question. shoes on the other foot. That's always first date topic. Is it? Is it really? Do you have any babies? It's free not first date? No, it's not first date.

But it's... What are our first date talking? Do you have kids? I already know that going into it. I would already know if they have kids. Secret kids. That's a good one. Okay, so you don't have kids, but do you have secret kids?

For real, for real kids. Like, you just don't put them on Instagram or... For me, first date? I haven't been on a first date a long time, so I guess it would be... I just want to know where they're from, like, what's made them now. And then, if they sign a freedom. That comes up later. You have to get to the point where you're talking about a long time.

Oh, you know, easy way to bring it up. My last girlfriend had one and nothing to do with bring it up. Yeah, and I can see why. Probably, no, your last three. What do you mean you can see why? Bobby makes. Last three, guarantee. Probably the one before that, was there anything to talk about?

Who even know? No, I was broke. Bobby had to sign the pre-no. We were unsure if there was a future of anything. I'm always starting to be a little bit successful in the last. few years. I was just trying to get some nup more than it. I got you.

Thank you. Nup. Is that it, A. Did I bring something? Was this my pile? And that's Hollywood Skinny. There it is. Bobbi Bones.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones. Tomorrow morning we'll have that premiere of the Eric Church song. It's called Desperate Man. That would be the new song tomorrow.

You had an album announcement. I think October it comes out. Awesome. New single tomorrow from Eric Church called Desperate Man. You want to hear some of it? Yeah. All right. Here's some of Desperate Man from Eric Church.

That's wrong. That's not him. No, it's not him. It didn't sound like it. I don't have it. Oh, I was like, how are you getting a sneak peek? I don't have it. I do have his announcement, though.

They're telling me. Okay, here you go. Thursday's page. Here we go. Thank you. Here we go. Hey, guys. It's been a while.

Just want to say I've missed you. I have good news. The album is done. Is he shooting this from the moon? Yeah, why is it so... Yeah, why is it so... Quality is so bad, huh? Like VHS style.

Times are tough. So it's on purpose that way? Okay. Oh, okay. What is it happening? Times are tough for the chief. Hey, guys, it's been a while. Just want to say I've missed you.

I have good news. The album is done. and we are back. It's called Desperate Man, and the first single is called Desperate Man. I look forward to seeing you on the road. I'm very proud of this out. See soon.

There is. I do like that Eric Church. There is. Yeah. I'm sure to be great. I really haven't heard it. It's very interesting. I know it's coming when that. It was like, hey, something's brewing.

I couldn't say anything. I have all the secrets. You do. I do enjoy Eric. I do like some Eric Church. I like him as a person. It keeps himself. Yeah, I like how he's,

just straight to the point there. That's what it is. You catch me around here. But I haven't not heard the song yet. Let's go to the pile with Amy. Here's Amy's Here's Amy's pile of stories. Going bald.

There's a tat for that. A tat. What's a tat? Tattoo. Yeah. Actually, it's a whole bunch of micro tattoos. It's called scalp micropigmentation. And it's a process that started in England, but it's gaining popularity in the U.S.

Pretty much you get tiny tattoo dots. all over your scalp, which mimic the look of stubble. It's like a cartoon. Interesting. Gaining popularity. I don't know about all that. All right. What else? I'm going to look into.

Do you know that the flag that the Apollo 11 astronauts planted on the moon came from Sears? And that a NASA employee bought it off the shelf for $5.50 right before the mission. That's if you believe we actually went to the moon. Oh, and it wasn't a Hollywood studio. Anybody here? No, no, no. I believe. Yeah.

For sure to be. We went to the moon. And then I've been laughing out loud of this grandma that took her phone into the Verizon store. She wanted him to fix it because she thought it was broken because she got her first gif. You know, a giff is when the picture loops over and over like a little video. And it's Steve Harvey clapping. And so Steve Harvey, she's just clapping on her phone. And she's like, it won't stop.

It won't stop. I can't get it to stop. But it was a gift. That's pretty cute. And she didn't understand what it was. So she dropped it off at the Verizon store and they assured her that it's a gift. and it was doing what it was supposed to do. Yeah, there you go.

She replied to a group text that she was on with it. She goes, it's 5.30 p.m. And he's still clapping. That's pretty funny, Amy. Yeah, I know. Okay, and that's my pile. There you go.

That's Amy's file. Bobby Boom. Come on. Rap City, as I say, that's all we do. I'm going to shoot a documentary on Charlie Pride. They've asked me to come and talk about Charlie Pride. I'm a bit of a country music historian. Mm-hmm.

The newer generation historian. Yeah. So I'm going to go and do that a bit. It's a big one, too. Have you ever met Charlie Pride? No. I haven't. But I really knew him from ages 4 to 11 because of my grandma.

Yeah. Would listen to him and then eventually watch them. And so my history with Charlie Pride isn't so much listening to him now, the old stuff. But being a kid and my grandma loving him. So they want to talk to me. That's cool. Yeah, I'm like the young, it's weird because I'm the young guy still talking about the older artists, but they like to have, because I didn't hang out with them.

Right. Yeah. But you have that influence in your life, like with your grandma and your mom, that sort of music they listen to that gives you that. That's a good angle. And also, I'm just a huge fan. The fact that he played, he played a lot of baseball. He was a really good baseball. Really?

Yeah. So he didn't know that. Yeah. His story's interesting. So that being said, I'm going to go do that today. I guess I have dinner tonight. I mean, I'm a man about town this week. Business?

Like a... This is not business at all. Friend or date? No, not date. A boy or a girl? It's a couple. I've been a wife. Oh, okay.

Yeah. It's great, though. Like, this is my... I've been out a few days. I'm good. Rock and rolling. Hucci-to-o. Yeah.

So I have that tonight. I'm going to get a workout and go do some boxing. Yeah. I'm a little thick right now. I'll be honest with you. You're not? Heavy?

Yeah. I have my fancy pants on today. They're just nice jeans. I don't like to wear nice jeans unless I have to wear and I have to wear something nice. Sure. They're a little tight.

I'm at 156 right now. Oh, man, that's rough. Which for me is pretty high. Yeah, lately. It used to not be. On vacation, I had like three ice cream cones. Wow, man. And like six Shirley temples.

And I'm feeling it right now. I can show you how to do some like squats in your jeans that'll stretch them out and make you feel better. Can you show me how to get rid of this gut? Liposuction? No, no. Is that dangerous for that? You're not, no, you're not doing that. Tell me tuck.

No. No. People do it all the time. You're fine. Sleep? A sleeve. A sleeve on your stomach? Oh my goodness.

Yeah. That's like major surgery, man. Hey, whatever works. Commit. Makes these pants feel better. Let's do it. Yep. Okay, to it.

Bobby's trying to go in and get gastric. Yeah. Whatever. Can I get a temporary one? Last for a week and then disintegrates. Yeah. Hey, so, Amy, you going back to Austin? Yes.

Go see your dad. I'm on that nonstop to Austin right after the show. You'll be here. Amy, she shall be here tomorrow. I'll still be on the show, but just working from Austin. Yep. Well, well, well. here we have another end of the day.

Oh, yes. It's been a good day. Yeah. As Ice Cube would say. Yeah. Every day is a good day. No, that's what the raging idiot is. Today was a good day.

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