The Bobby Bones Show - Jake Owen Stops By & Breaks News That He’ll Sing At A Country Couple’s Wedding + Amy Gives Update On Her Sick Daughter
Episode Date: March 1, 2019Jake Owen stops by for The Friday Morning Conversation and breaks news that he was asked to sing at a country couple’s upcoming wedding. Amy gives an update on her sick daughter. Also, Lunchbox shar...es a Baby Box Update. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones, post-show pre-show.
All right, just wrapped up Friday show.
We're in the studio now hanging out.
I'm going to take Amy's son
and go to a private hip-hop dance class
Now you didn't tell this teacher that I'm advanced, right?
I told him you won Dancing with the Stars.
So he doesn't think I'm coming in though
like trying to know it because I don't know.
Well, he took that as, oh wow, that you were some
like astounding ballroom dancer
and I said, no, no, no, no, no, like he can't dance
but he won Dancing with the Stars
and they do a variety of dancing on the show
so really he's dabbled in it all.
He's just a hard worker.
Yeah.
I mean I can dance like for a normal person
Yeah
I guess I listen
Dance better than you
Sure okay
Oh you want me to show up
You want me to show up with this and have a dance off
I've already won the biggest dance competition in the land
You know what I mean
Okay doesn't mean you're better than me
You were hating on me right then
No I'm not gonna show up
Okay so
But I don't want him to think I'm coming in like I know what I'm doing
Because really I can't
No it's not like that
I told him you were like Uncle Bobby
You wanted to
I don't like me even if you're called Uncle Bobby.
Because that's not a good sound.
It's creepy.
Well, it sounded better than me being like, he's just a friend.
Didn't you say that though?
Like, he's a friend of my son.
It's a friend of ours.
It's in the same grade.
Should I text him and be like, okay, Stevenson and his friend are ready to come to class?
Yes.
That would be the best.
And then I just show up and it's me and my buddy's different.
Yeah, he's my son's best friend.
That would be so funny.
Okay.
It just stares at both of you guys.
Like, what?
Okay.
I mean, whatever.
Because Steve doesn't call me Uncle Bobby.
He just goes, Bobby.
I know.
I know.
Well, whatever.
I guess we just kind of do it to simplify things.
Yeah.
He can start.
Like they...
No, I don't like being called.
Why?
It's creepy to you?
Yeah.
Why?
And it was confusing as a kid, too.
Like, my parents would do that.
Like, this is your aunt, whatever.
And like, is she really my aunt?
Well, they already do that.
They're like, Kevin, our best, my husband's best friend that's our doctor.
They say Uncle Kevin.
I mean, and that's end of the story.
I never called anyone uncle or aunt unless they were literally
Correct.
Blood, uncle, or aunt.
Okay, fun fact.
I didn't want to confuse anybody, but you know my...
I'm Stevenson's your uncle.
You know my cousin came on that's a psychic, my Aunt Lisa's daughter?
Yeah.
It's not really my Aunt Lisa.
But I grew up calling her Aunt Lisa and Amanda was my cousin.
Like that is how...
But why, I didn't want to confuse anybody at the time.
But I literally, there's not a time in my life I've ever just said Lisa.
Anytime I talk about them, I say, Aunt Lisa, if I call on the phone,
Aunt Lisa. My dad calls me, have you talked to your Aunt Lisa? I'm like, yeah.
Well, it's just a style difference is all. You're not doing it wrong. But for me, we only
called people Uncle or Aunt if they were like a legit blood Uncle Aunt. Yeah.
It was just confusing for me as a kid. Like, I don't get it. Is she really my aunt or not?
Nah, we just call her that. Oh, okay. So anyone that's an adult can be called Uncle or
aunt if they're a friend. Is that the rule? Yeah. I don't hate it. It's just, you know,
not what I grew up with. You don't love it. It also sounds creepy. Just uncle. I don't
why uncles get a weird, like a weird attachment?
Uncle's from the past messed it up.
But really, have they?
Did you guys know any uncles that were purves?
No.
Not my uncles, no.
That's what I'm saying.
It's always like the creepy uncle.
I never met a creepy uncle.
Well, maybe it's the quote.
It's the uncle who wasn't really the uncle that comes around.
Oh, he's a friend uncle.
Which is not friend uncles.
Speaking of, you're about to watch abducted.
Adducted in a plane side.
Yeah.
I'm going to watch it this weekend.
This weekend have, here's my plan list.
Oh, it's so rough.
number two and I are going to go to Casey Musgraves tonight.
Yeah.
And we're going to enjoy that.
And tomorrow I'm taking Amy's son to hip-hop dance class.
You're making him up?
Yeah.
Okay.
Yeah.
I don't know if it was like a date or if I needed to drop him off.
No, he's a kid.
Does he get Uber?
A date with Uncle Bobby?
He knows how to Uber.
No, he doesn't.
Yes, he does.
Not by himself.
He has an Uber by himself, no, but he knows all about it.
How funny of a segment would it be?
No.
Take Amy's son and give him the, no, follow me here.
and we put like a mic on them
and the Uber driver doesn't know
and he calls him
and the Uber driver pulls up
and it's him going
He's like hey
I need to go to gas
He'd get some cigarettes
Let me get in the car
And it's like an eight year old
Using Uber
Get and take into the gas station
I feel like he could do that
Right?
He probably could
No
My kids, they know all about Uber
Because sometimes we'll take it to the airport
And by the way
If we ever like say as a family
My husband's flying somewhere
And I'm like
Kids get in the car
We got to take dad to the airport
They both look at me
And they're like
Can't he just take an Uber?
Like, they don't want to get in the cars of family and take him to the airport.
Do you have to take a booster seat when he gets in the Uber?
No.
Oh, really?
Mm-mm.
Do you?
Should I be?
Yeah.
Oh, no.
I've had two Ubers tell me they will not take my kids unless I have a booster seat.
Oh, wow.
Well, because how old's your youngest?
He's five?
Yes, he's five.
So I'm like, no, he's eight.
Okay.
He's good.
He's little.
I know he looks five, but I was like he's eight.
Can't you lie though to him?
He's 20.
He's just little.
Prove he's not.
Right?
Yeah.
I let my daughter ride in the front seat last weekend.
We went to have a little girl's time.
I saw that on your Instagram.
And I let her ride in the front seat and she was,
because Stevenson wasn't with us.
Obviously, I can't create that kind of jealousy if he's with us.
That would be bad.
But she, I mean, it made her day.
I let Stevenson ride in the front seat.
Yeah, you can't do that.
This time when you pick him up, put him in the back.
I don't think that's our precedent.
What do you mean?
Our.
You could, no, it's the law.
What do you mean?
Bobby's president or the laws?
He's already been in the front seat with me.
I know, but you have to be like, I'm sorry, I messed up.
Like, sometimes adults mess up.
Will you forgive me?
I'm not asking yourself for forgiveness from Uncle Bobby.
Well, if you hurt his feelings.
This is all bad.
You set it up.
Sometimes I have to ask their forgiveness.
You know, if I yell.
I'll just put the seatbelt on him.
In the back.
No, Bobby, if the airbag were to hit him, it'd be really bad.
You have to put him in the back.
We'll see about that.
Right.
Eddie, back me up.
Well, yeah, you have to bones.
Right, yeah, because we did everything we were supposed to.
I get it, I get it.
Do you want to compare what we did as kids?
Yeah, like, we used to ride on the floorboard, like for an entire road trip.
Back of the pickup truck.
It's crazy.
Across states.
My parents would be like, make a pallet.
Don't buckle.
Who cares?
Do you see the Imagine Dragon story where the guy from Magic Dragons was up?
So I think that they're getting a bad rap, right?
The reason people hating on the Imagine Dragons is because they're so successful.
That's why.
Thunder.
Feel a Thunder.
But, and even last week we had mentioned that, who was it, Slipknot, who's hating on them publicly?
Yeah.
And a lot of other bands have, they're the new, quote, Nickelback.
Word of Nickelback is, people only think Nickelback's dushy because everybody kept saying they're dushy.
You all liked their songs that were on the radio.
Nah.
Yes, you did.
Nah.
Yes, you did.
You're full of crap.
And they come on.
I didn't like them.
You're lying.
Okay, fine.
Do you like Magic Dragons?
Yes.
Yeah.
So Dan Riddell, the lead singer, went off on social media.
saying it's not earned criticism
and stop being rude about people's choices
and the art that they like.
All it does is make people not want to share
what art they like.
It's kind of true.
And I went to his Instagram
and it's like four different Instagrams
that he posted up of just him writing it
and he calls out the band
the 1975 for taking shots at him,
foster the people, smashing pumpkins
and slip knot because all of them are like,
oh, do you like?
Imagine Dragons.
This is the truth.
If all those bands can be as big as Imagine Dragons,
they would.
It's just jealousy.
Otherwise, if you're not jealous of it,
it doesn't even pop into your brain.
brain.
It doesn't even creep into your consciousness unless you're thinking about it and you're
jealous of it.
Because all these bands are hating on the success of Imagine Dragon.
Did you comment on Instagram?
No.
I've been doing that more though.
Yeah, I know.
Sometimes I'll do John Mayers.
What do you say?
Like, that's so funny.
I do Dustin Lynch's a lot.
Yeah, you, uh...
Old Dominions, I'll do theirs a little bit.
You got a mess with Dustin Lynch a little bit.
Yeah, I like Dustin.
And I always see, like, when people watch my answer stories, and like Dustin Lynch watches
my answer stories. And so I feel like we're bonded. He watches all of them. Because he watches,
yeah. Some people don't watch all of them. They bail out. Oh, you can tell. Yeah. I look at that
crap all time. It's like they watched two and then they're gone. And I'm like, what? You know,
my story not good enough for you? Destin lunch watches all of them. I appreciate that. So,
you guys, regardless, if you admit it or not, you like Nickelback. That's all. All of you in the
room. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You can I ask them.
You can not care, but you don't dislike them. See, this is the demo right here,
lunchbox. That's the demo.
But they were a huge thing. I like
photograph.
They wouldn't be huge hits. Yeah, there wouldn't be huge hits
on a lot of people like that. Right.
We're not saying they're not dumb, but don't act like you don't like dumb stuff.
Don't act like you don't like dumb stuff. I do like dumb stuff.
Right. It's just Korean and a
hate it. Yes. You're being a hater.
When something gets so popular,
it has to have a bit of backlash. I didn't listen
to that. I didn't like it.
Come on. Tell me you don't like it.
I don't. You don't sing it and then it make you smile.
Sing along.
I don't know the words.
You're lying.
This is how you remind me.
Eddie's singing over there right now.
It's okay.
How about this one?
Oh, the club's never getting it.
Rock star?
I'll have the cassidia.
It's so dumb.
You know what?
Oh, he does say that.
Let's see.
Yeah, there's room for things to be dumb.
Anyway, there's no need to hate.
If they weren't jealous, they wouldn't even care.
They just move on.
That's it.
What was another good?
They have a lot of good.
good ones. But what was a good one that? I was like, that's a jam.
Didn't they do one for like Spider-Man or something? Yeah, I'm trying to find that one.
I don't think it's up here. Well, we're done anyway. We have to go. So I'll leave you with
some nickel back. Great. What? That was good. Play it all day long. This is good. Far away.
So far away. Oh, see. That's not the same song.
Good night, everybody, or whatever, whatever you're listening to right now.
That's it for the show.
Today, here's a Friday show.
Don't act like you don't like Nickelback.
You can not care, but don't act like you dislike Nickelback.
There's something about them that makes you, like, like, bleh.
Don't like it.
Yeah, no.
All right, thank you.
Here you go.
Here's today's show.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Across America.
This is the Bobby Bones show.
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Today's March 1st, by the way.
Where we are.
Morning.
It is the first of the month.
You forget that because February was a short month.
So wake up, wake up.
It's the first of the month.
The good thing about March is kind of spring.
It's so cold.
March is when it starts to be springy.
I love spring.
I hate cold, man.
We're good.
Everybody good?
Amy, you good?
Yeah.
This is Kara in North Carolina.
Hey, Kara.
Hi, Mommy.
How are you?
Good.
How are you doing?
Really good.
Thanks for calling.
What do you want to say?
I just wanted to thank you guys so much for being so upbeat in the morning.
I work overnight at a hospital about an hour away from my home.
So on my drive home, you guys get to keep me awake and keep me safe.
Oh, good.
Well, thanks.
Yeah, what do you do at the hospital?
I'm a nurse.
Pretty cool.
Nurses are blessed.
That's pretty cool.
I've been having to, like, inject myself because I hurt my shoulder, so I have, like, some HGH.
I'm doing, and so I'm having to do the needle myself, and I just, I couldn't do that.
It's tough.
And you have to do it to people all the time, huh?
Oh, yes, all the time.
Every morning.
Arms and legs and, blah.
Nurses might be one of the most selfless jobs ever, so thank you.
Yeah, teachers.
Nurses and teachers, yeah.
Definitely up there.
that. Well, thank you for the call. Glad that we can provide you a little bit of wake up in the morning.
My chest is like breaking out a little bit. What do you mean? Like, like, you have anything that's
popable? A lot because that, that HGH stuff I'm put, I think I have too much testosterone now.
So it's like breaking out a little bit. Okay. You're a teenager again. Yeah. Wow.
Y'all break out on your chest as teenagers? You break out everywhere as a teenager. I got to call my
doctor. But my shoulder's better for the first time in like four or five months. Not to anybody
cares, but when I fell on dancing with the stars, it's been hurting ever since.
So your shoulders better, but you have Chakeney.
Yeah.
Chagney, that's it.
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Let's go over to Ray Mundo in the glass room with the news this morning.
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Our audio producer is Raimundo in the glass room.
But hey, are you proposing to your girl this weekend?
I am not.
Sorry to spoil that one, I guess.
Was it you lunchbox?
Yeah.
The theory it was you.
He's going on vacation to a beach,
and he tried to keep it hush, hush from everybody.
And I thought, wow, this is.
Is it in the sand, on one knee.
They just got a new place together.
Been together five years.
I will admit, that does sound pretty dope.
On a beach, sunsetting, some drinks out there, maybe like a private little waiter, a table in the sand.
I bring some wine down there with us.
That would be pretty good.
Awesome.
I should have maybe planned ahead on that one.
But no, it's just a party trip.
It's basically adult spring break.
Buddies from Texas.
Me and my chick, a bunch of us all together for like 48 hours.
No proposal
Definitely not a proposal
I'm gonna be
I eat
Okay
Can you imagine though
Trying to sneak that ring
Through security
And everything like that
TSA
How big is the ring
You're put in your pocket
Right
Or you put in your backpack
That thing's gonna go off
On the metal detector
What kind of ring
You got there
I'm just saying that's awkward
If they end up
Like searching your suitcase
All of a sudden they pull up the ring
Your chick's right there
Uh uh
I'm guarantee it's happening
It's run
Just run
Take off
And head off
You're flying somewhere.
Yeah, yeah, we're going to Florida.
Yell something like that you shouldn't yell at an airport to create a distraction.
Nope.
Nope.
I don't even like to submit.
Nope, nope, nope, nope.
I'm going to pivot away from this conversation real quick.
Okay, but you're not proposing.
Yeah, I mean, it could happen at any time, but not this weekend.
Is that kind of mean a lunchbox to throw that out there, though, in case he was?
If I was going to propose, that totally would have screwed me.
Yeah.
But the end, since it probably did screw you, now you're on here denying it because it's still,
really going to happen. Oh, I'm telling you,
I wouldn't do it in front of all my friends.
Tell me something, Ray. People are
drinking and stuff. You think we're going to do a
serious life decision? Yeah, got.
Okay, well, thank you. Well, I mean, you've already made
the decision, right. It's not like you're making
a decision while you're drinking. You're right. It's the act of it.
But I also don't have the ring. So,
all right. There you have. He's not doing it this weekend.
As we wait. Oh, man. You know what they call
me, though? Yeah. What's that? Country Music's
youngest history. Thank you.
The Bobby Bones Show
On this day in
Country Music
On this day
In 1996
Garth Brooks had the number one song
With Beaches of Cheyenne
It was his third single
From what album Eddie?
Gosh, fresh horses
Yeah
Is that right?
Yeah
I can't believe I remember that stuff
Yeah
It became Garth Brooks
15th number one in 1996
He wrote this with
Brian Kennedy and Dan Roberts
the water
we'll see her
footprints in the same
because every night
she walks the beaches
of shying.
There it is.
Wow.
Yeah, you like that one?
I love that.
Blue album,
Garth Brooks on it,
Fresh horses.
There you go.
Big Day.
Country Music history
and that's why
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Country Music's youngest
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The Bobby Bones
So Lunchbox, you and Eddie went and read to kids?
Yeah, first graders.
The entire first grade at a local elementary school and the kids thought I was Chris Rock.
Oh, my goodness.
Wait, they thought you were...
Wait, because you're funny?
Like, they laughed a lot?
Oh, they laughed a lot.
I was reading the book, and they just thought I was so funny reading the book.
Okay, here is Lunchbox singing a part of the bug about him being a bug?
Well, I meant to say book about me being a bug.
Oh, did you also write these notes about me?
Yeah, my bad, my bad.
Glog, glug, glug, my face is a bug.
I eat ants for breakfast.
Is that a laugh charge?
Wow, they really are laughing at you.
Like, whoa.
Right off the road.
I think you found your audience.
I'm telling you.
First graders.
Yeah.
They were just enamored with me.
They thought I was so good.
And I guess I do dramatic effects when I read the books.
And so they just loved it.
Here is lunchbox talking in a robot monkey voice.
Also, I am a robot monkey.
What?
And my head is made of blueberry pizza.
You're not telling him to laugh like that?
No, I'm not telling him to laugh like that.
Is there something we're missing?
They just love him.
Yeah, he's funny.
He's goofy.
They love him.
So then Eddie asked the kids if it was good after you read?
After I read the book, yeah.
Okay.
Was that good?
They said no.
See, they were just being funny
Because as I'm leaving
They start chanting my name
Lunch box
Lunch box
He made them chant his name
He's like guys guys
You repeat after me
Lunchbox lunch box
So he made him do this?
Yes
Lunch box
Oh he's leading now
Longe box
Lounge box
Lunch box
Lunch box
Lunch box
Lunch box
Lunch box
Lunch box
What do they
They're not even saying
Lunchbox
I'm saying no after that.
That's fun.
How'd you guys get involved in that?
Oh, somebody hit us up on Twitter.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah.
It's read month or read week or whatever, so we went and read books.
It's fun.
Should it always be read week?
It should the rest of your life.
This month we're going to read.
Every month should be reading a month.
Lunchbox did go on a little speech of like, you know, don't be like me and read books.
I didn't read books when I was a kid.
So it was cool.
I think let's get a baby box update talking about it.
Baby Box.
Update.
How old's your baby now?
My baby is seven months old.
How's he doing?
Oh, he is great.
He has a little bouncy thing that he put him in.
And the other day, he discovered it has a wheel on it with little balls in it that make noise.
And it's been there the whole time.
And he's been in this thing for a couple months.
And he just now discovered it.
He moved it and saw the balls roll and was just like, what in the world?
And it just starts going crazy and played with it for like 30 minutes straight.
It was so cool.
And now he reaches for me.
He reaches for me.
That's right.
I come over there and he's like,
huh, grab me.
Grab me.
He puts his arms up like, yeah, take me, take me.
Does he like you holding him as much as he likes his mom holding him?
No, he likes me more.
Oh, he does?
Oh, for sure.
She gets jealous.
She does, I mean, it's a little sore subject, but we can talk about it.
She always like, he likes you more.
He gets so excited and he smiles at you more.
And I'm like, I'm just fun.
I can't help it.
I said, you've got to be more fun.
You got to be a little, because she's very mommy.
and I'm very like, hey, let's play.
Like, if he makes a noise, if he goes, ah, I go, ah!
And I just do it back.
And she's like, you are so bad.
And I'm like, that's what he's doing.
He's talking to you.
You see, he has to talk back to him.
It's crazy great.
It's crazy great.
He loves me.
Guys, and he's so big, and he's starting to look just like lunchbox.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Same haircut?
I mean, it's like twins.
Yeah, the jeans in the box family are strong.
Yeah, his hair.
He's starting.
He's getting more hair growing.
I mean, it's just, it's nuts.
That's awesome.
Well, there's your baby box update this morning.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Matthew Ramsey of Old Dominion is still recovering from his leg surgery, but he wanted to keep
performing.
So he's currently borrowing Dave Grohl of the Fu Fighters' throne.
That way he can still do the band's shows.
It has the Old Dominion logo on it, but it's definitely Dave Grohl's from when he fell
off stage and broke his leg.
Jake Owen's new album will drop on March 29th.
It's called Greetings from Jake.
And we'll include his recent songs, I was Jack, you were Diane, and down to the honky talk.
Thomas Wrett shared his new single called Look What God Gave Her.
He'll be performing it on Saturday Night Live tomorrow night.
Here's a clip.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something.
Yeah, I did.
I saw a little picture, too.
cute. A baby boy that was born weighing less than 10 ounces has finally gone home from the hospital.
Delivered 16 weeks early. The unnamed baby boys believed to be the smallest newborn to be discharged from a hospital in good health.
Isn't that crazy? The previous spent five months getting treatment and now weighs in at just over seven pounds and was finally able to go home last week.
Wow. Ten ounces. That's small. It's so tiny. Like look at the picture. Look at the picture.
Look how tiny.
Smaller than a can.
Yeah, like a Coke can.
Wow.
It'd say five months?
Wow.
Five months early?
Dang.
Yeah, congratulations.
That's awesome.
That's what it's all about right there.
That's telling me something good.
Bobby Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes us from Humboldt, Texas.
A 16-year-old girl was having her birthday party, had her friends over at the house, and her dad was like, ooh, she's got all our friends here.
Let me show off for him.
He goes and gets his gun and showing him his trick where he spins it around on his finger.
Woo!
Oh.
And then he shoots himself in the stomach.
Oh.
Oh.
That's not good.
It's not good.
Lucky he didn't shoot one of them.
Yeah.
But also, the stomach, that's a random place to shoot.
Like, maybe the foot would have been a better accidental spot.
The stomach.
Ooh.
You know what kind of gun I was?
It was just a little handgun.
Yeah.
And he was just doing the spin around, woo.
Like, he was real cool and he could catch it in his hand, you know?
Is that cool, though?
Like, if I see someone doing that.
I mean, kind of, it's impressive.
I think.
I don't think it is.
Not with a real gun.
I mean, the other real gun.
You want to flip around a toy?
That's fine.
Like, wow, West.
But again, as someone who has guns, I don't see.
I've never seen someone do that and go, that's pretty cool.
I go, that's someone who doesn't know how to use a gun.
Because if you ever really seen someone do it.
No, but it's like if you're doing that, you don't know how to use a gun.
And no one does that.
Yeah, only idiots do that.
They're doing the movies all time.
Yeah, that's not.
It's John Wayne.
That's a 16th birthday you'll never forget.
That's true.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Hey, it's Bobby Bones here.
Been talking about this for a while.
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A lot of listeners have been reaching out
Because I said, set your alarm
Like tell Alex to wake you up
With your favorite playlist from IHartRadio
And for me it would be like 90 step on
So I wake up puts me in a good mood
Eddie tried this
Yeah, I didn't work
What did you play though?
Well, it was dumb
But I picked Billy Holiday
She's a jazz singer
And I was like, ooh, that'd be a nice slow start
of the day
I just wanted to lay there
And just be like, I don't want to go to work today
This is not what you wake up to
No, not at all
I was like, you need energy.
Let's just hang.
In bed.
Who wants to start their day?
Okay, well, you got to fix that.
I think I'm going to go with something a little stronger.
There's something a little more upbeat and let us know what's up.
Yeah, okay, I will.
All right, give me the song that reminds me of your childhood and the story behind it.
Amy, you're up first.
When you said childhood, I went 16.
Like, I'm driving in my car.
This is the George Strait CD that I often had in my CD player.
and it was carrying your love with me.
And there was this guy I had a crush on.
And I used to take this certain way home
that was a little bit longer for me,
but sometimes I'd pass him on this road.
And so right now I'm driving down that road.
My windows were down, my hair's blowing,
and I'm hoping to drive past him just to get a little wave.
Listening to George Strait,
hoping that one day he would be like singing this song
like he wants to carry my love with him.
How'd that work out?
Yeah, we dated a little bit later, but it didn't work.
Yeah, it didn't work out.
That's my memory.
What about you?
For me, as soon as, because this was given to me as a project, like what's the song that
reminds you of childhood?
It was Garth Brooks at summer.
Oh, boy.
What happened?
Well, it wasn't a woman in that situation.
Yeah, I'm like, I used to have hands of leather.
No, no, no.
So I used to roof houses with my uncle, and we would drive all over Arkansas and Missouri
and Kansas.
and this song would be on the radio all the time.
And I remember as a teenager thinking,
this is kind of creepy.
Like, he's a kid.
Very creepy.
Right, you know?
But this song,
it just reminds me of doing summer labor.
Because school would go,
and I'd work all school year,
you know, as a waiter or a dishwasher.
But then when it was summer,
I would play ball,
and I would just go on roof houses.
Like when I wasn't playing ball,
just go for days at a time.
We'd go and after storms would happen.
We'd go and this song,
and this song would be all,
always playing in the truck. We'd have any air conditioner. It was miserable.
She had a need to be in thunder.
This is my childhood song, I think about.
Lunchbox? Oh, this is easy.
I go back to when I was like eight, nine, ten years old, beach boys,
Kokomo. And this is in Chicago.
My cousins, I would see every one to two years.
We would play, we would be in their basement. We'd play like we were a family going on vacation.
and so my brother and my cousin Pam were the mom and dad because they were the oldest.
And then my sister, myself and my cousin, Vicki, we were the kids because we were the young ones
and we would play this as we were driving, play driving the car, packing the car to go on vacation.
We would play Beach Boys Kokomo.
Eddie?
Okay, I remember being a Chuckie Cheese, right?
And there was the Mouse, mechanical mouse, dressed as Elvis singing suspicious minds.
That's your childhood.
And I was like, that is a jam.
And since then, I wanted to be just like Elvis.
I would dress up like Elvis in my living room
and make my parents watch me sing this song.
Morgan number two, you're 25, you're a little younger than us.
What's your childhood song if I just go, what is it?
It's you and me by Lifehouse.
What's this before?
So this is like the song I had with my first ever boyfriend
in like middle school.
I thought I was going to marry this kid.
This is our song.
And I mean, we ended up kind of dating
throughout like middle school, high school,
and we're really good friends.
for a while afterwards.
But this was just our song.
We listened to it all the time.
Back behind the bleachers of football games.
Oh, wow.
No, like all of our friends were back there.
That's where we hung out.
Well, that's a fun little girl to know us, huh?
Yeah, the jam.
The Babon Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So George H.W. Bush's loyal yellow Labdor retriever,
Sully, has been given a new assignment.
He's now at Walter Reed Medical Hospital, you know, at the hospital for the military,
and he has an upgrade in his rank as well.
Hospital Corman's second class given to him by the Navy, and he's now going to be a service dog at the hospital.
Oh, for a lot of people.
Yeah, for, yeah, like the little dog they take around to offer comfort and, you know, care and, like, companionship to patients.
I love it.
And you got a raise. Yeah.
Yes, yeah.
You got a raise.
I love that.
All right, what else?
Okay.
So you can now get paid to eat
chocolate. Yes, there's a company
looking for someone to do that. Cadbury
is now hiring a chocolate
taster and you can make
$14 an hour to eat
chocolate. You got to work. All you've got
to do is about eight hours a week.
So you're not making a lot of money
doing that, eight hours a week. No, but I mean if you're
going to eat the chocolate anyways.
It's a lot of chocolate though.
For sure you're going to get pimples.
For sure. You might
break out. You don't break out. I mean,
and you will have to go to England
to do it. We don't know if they'll pay
for relocation expenses, but
they're not going to. Not if they're paying you
$14 an hour, they're not paying for relocation expenses.
I mean, God, could you imagine eating
like, that'd be like too... It sounds gross to me. It was
like Christian Bale who did Dick Cheney.
He depended on all that weight, and all
I thought was how terrible that would be.
Right. Well, initially it sounds fun.
Yeah, for a minute. Then it gets a little...
It's like a little much.
All right, what else? So do you know the
Momo Challenge? Have you seen it?
Is it?
I don't know if I know that one is it
Well as a mom it was brought to my attention by some other moms
Like in this email got passed around
So just a heads up because I know sometimes I have my son on YouTube
And I'm not really paying attention to everything he's clicking on
And it's like this people that are infiltrating
Or faking or posing as these shows your kids would normally watch
Like Peppa the Pig or Mickey Mouse or Spider-Man
Peppa Pig
I'm sorry
My kids love that one.
Peppa pig.
But it'll look like the real characters, and that's what they're watching it.
But they're really watching a fake version of that.
And they encourage your kids to do things like become a fire fairy.
What's a fire fairy?
Okay.
While everyone in the house is sleeping, go over to the stove and make magic by lighting it,
but not all the way so that gas fills the air.
It's terrible.
It's really scary.
It's very scary.
It's a real thing.
No, it's 100% a real thing.
And like, parents are wanting.
to like spread the word and make sure that you're if your kids are on YouTube and YouTube's
monitoring it too and they're trying to pull down the videos as fast as they can but they get
up in a sneaky way and then your kids they encourage things like cutting taking pills playing
with fire why's it called Momo Challenge I don't know and it's also YouTube kids so it's not like
if you have YouTube kids you're safe right because Peppa Pig is safe yeah that's scary so the fire
fairies did they go to fire festival good one no I wonder can I mean this is really
really serious, but yeah, I know.
It's, yeah, parents, just what you need to do is if your kids are on YouTube, be monitoring
it.
And then have a talk with them.
Oh, I know it's hard.
That's what I'm saying it's hard, but have a talk with them.
Like, if you hear any sort of pig telling you to be a fire fairy or cut yourself,
like, that's not the right, Peppa.
Yeah, that's pepper pig.
It's slightly different.
It's slightly different.
Okay.
So, and Eddie, do you know why it's called Momo Challenge?
I have no clue.
Me neither, but that's what I, all over Facebook.
It's a real thing, huh?
Yeah.
Like moms were sending me screenshots.
It was sick, man.
Really, dude.
Take the time to create these.
To create these videos to make kids do things to hurt.
I don't get it.
Huh.
All right, Amy, is that it?
Yeah, Amy, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Damn it's something good.
My man, Clarence is 95 years old.
A World War II vet has a book coming out,
and they wanted to surprise him,
do something special for the release of the release of the
book so they brought in a tank
he used to ride in in World War II
and they let him get back inside the tank
and rumble down the street.
Love it. That's cool. That's amazing.
That's crazy.
Like that's awesome if that's what he wanted
to do. But imagine if you're letting a
90-year-old get into a tank and rumble down the street.
You're going, oh boy.
Clear the street. Yeah. Head's up everybody.
No, no, they had people out there cheering for him
why he was rumbling down the street. I think it's awesome
and that's what he wanted to do. Wow, that's what's
all about.
Tell me something good.
The Bobby Bon show.
Right, Jake, go and about to be in studio.
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame with Star.
Friday morning conversation with Jake in just a few minutes.
Always interesting when old Jake comes back.
Nobody going to name there.
Over to Amy, we'll get the morning corny on here.
The morning corny.
What do you call chimpanzees who share an Amazon account?
What do you call chimpanzees who share?
an Amazon account.
Prime mates.
That's funny.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I like that.
Amazon Prime mates.
Yeah, it's good.
Come on.
That was the morning corny.
The Friday morning conversation.
With Jake Owen.
Here he comes.
Jake Owen, everybody.
There he is.
Walking in a room.
Come on.
Have a seat.
My friend.
I got this guy.
I got a low cash jacket.
I see that.
Yeah.
I'm gone
I'm going.
Sit it right there.
Put your headphones on.
What's up, buddy?
What up?
Your song's playing.
I love this song.
You know, you walked into this.
You got a girl.
Name Sheila, she goes bet.
On tequila, got a job.
When you record that, you don't actually cut out the word, right?
You don't do a version.
They just cut it out, right?
You don't go back?
No, I was highly against.
cutting that word out.
But you know, you got to do what you got to do to get done what you need to get done.
Well, yeah, because you can't fit that on the radio, Jake.
Yeah.
Well, it is funny, though, how many people recently have told me that they're little, like, it's my fault, that their little kids are known a bad word now.
Oh.
You're a fault.
I saw you pulled all your Instagram photos down.
I was going to ask you about that, but then I looked and then you switched it back and you announced a record.
I did.
When you pull all your photos down, everybody go, what's happened in your life?
Or do they know it was a record coming?
I had a lot of people asking me
and what was happening in my life.
Because I was almost going to text you and be like,
are you okay?
Like, what are you about to do?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, this is a really big time in my life right now
with this new record.
I have so many crazy things going on
between new record, a baby
literally in like 10 weeks.
Putting together our tour.
I'm filming a movie.
It's a lot.
And so I kind of wanted to just wipe everything,
start fresh and clean.
And this is like the new start
for me. Tell me about the record then. What can you tell me? Okay, I can tell you all that
it is probably the most, like, personal kind of record for me as far as, I know you hear that
from a lot of artists, but I've also put out five albums, and I've kind of, you know,
throughout that time, you really get to learn a lot about yourself and a lot about who you
are, what you want to say, where you've been, where you're going, who you want to be.
And throughout my career, I've kind of learned that about myself. And I'm super excited that this
This album's called Greetings from Jake, and it's almost like if I sent a postcard to somebody
from out in the vacation land that I long to be in, that each and every song is just,
it's like a personal note for me to them letting them know about my life and where I am and what I,
what I want to say.
And when's it come out?
March 29th.
That's correct.
I have it here.
I just want to see if I did.
I know everything you're about to say.
I just want to let you say it.
You don't know everything I'm about to say.
And all of that I knew.
Okay.
I don't know what else, but I would like you to, it's your message.
I'd like you to share your message.
Thank you.
Thank you very much.
I enjoy sharing my message as well.
And I appreciate you guys allowing me to share my message.
So thank you.
Are you putting any of the songs that are out so far on the record, some that you've been releasing?
So are you asking the songs that are already kind of.
Yeah, like the newer ones you put out.
I was Jack, down to the honky tonk, made for you.
That's my favorite song.
And thank you.
So you can you put that on there or no?
Yeah, it's on there.
And I think I can explain this.
This was something that's really flattering for me.
I've never been asked to do anything like this,
and I didn't know as a wedding singer.
But I'll gladly be, I was at St. Jude Children's Hospital
doing the, it was the 25th, it was the 25th, 30th annual,
and was so honored to be given the Angels Among Us Award by Randy Owen.
And during that time, Michael Ray was there.
And I played that night on stage made for you.
And afterwards, Michael came up and he's like, man,
I don't know how to ask you this.
Like, it's kind of weird, but it's like,
Carly and I love that song.
He's like, if you're in town,
you played at our wedding.
Oh, come on.
Really?
Whoa.
Right.
Right.
In person?
It's like not even a text.
No, yeah, just straight out asked me.
And I'll be honest, like,
I was overly flattered and I will 100% do it for them
because I will be in town.
I already marked it off my schedule.
But, I mean, they're great people,
great artists, great singers.
And to think that it's funny how a song sometimes
can take over everything.
And I don't think you just ask me to sing at his wedding,
but that song means a lot to them.
I think it means a lot to a lot of people.
It's a real song.
And once again, it's one song of many on this new album
that says a lot.
And it says a lot about who I am
and what I believe in and love.
And so I'm excited about it.
Yeah, that's my favorite song
that you have you put on a long time.
Love it.
Thanks, man.
First time you played, it wasn't even out yet.
We were doing And erotic charity event.
We were there together.
You're right.
And you played it.
And I was like, because we flew back together.
And I was like, dude,
what's up with that song?
and you were like, it's coming out in a few weeks.
Yeah.
Yeah, that's good.
Thanks a lot.
So, all right, so the record's coming out on the 29th,
which is, I'm glad that, because here we are.
It's March 1st today.
So this month, it actually comes out.
I'm glad it's not like three months away because I get annoyed when someone goes.
We got a record coming out in November, and you're like, it's freaking February.
Yeah, likewise.
And that's been great.
I'm saying this with them sitting here.
But my whole team at Big Loud Records and my management, everyone,
we're really excited this day and age to be able to, like,
when we're ready to throw stuff out there,
let's just put it out there.
People are eager.
They're ready and waiting.
and it's not only, you know, we're here to promote obviously this record,
which I know you love when people come on your show just to promote their records.
But I'm actually working on so much other stuff as well.
Like we're going to do a cool thing like sounds from Soundcheck deal this year where,
you know me, like I love all different kinds of music and all songs.
And so we've been recording a lot of stuff out on the road live and going to end up putting out some live stuff as well.
Look at this guy.
I'm excited about the movie because who else is in it?
Well.
I know I've heard, but now I don't.
Yeah, yeah.
Dakota Johnson is in it.
She was the 50 shades of gray girl.
Not that I know.
I just heard.
Jason Siegel,
Casey Affleck.
Have you started that?
Yeah.
Are you loving it?
Is it weird to act?
It's intense, man.
It's intense.
How do you, I mean, what do you do to her?
I mean, did you take lessons?
No.
I was recommended, though.
I've been recommended many times by folks that are like, yeah, you need to call this guy.
You can help you with acting.
But I can't, without giving.
I can't give away too much of it, but I will tell you that the story, this is a beautiful
story, it's a true story about a husband and a wife that we're going through some
tough things with her health.
And they have a friend that decides to just move in.
That's you?
No, that's not me.
I'm a friend of the friend.
Okay.
But it's an unbelievable story that's, like I said, it's true life.
Are you going to cry?
But what are you going to do?
Yes.
Yeah, you're going to cry, but you're going to laugh.
and you're just going to realize that not only does everyone go through these normal things in their life.
And like I said, this is a true story of this couple was from Fairhope, Alabama,
and their friend decided to move in with them to help them out with everything she's going through with her health issues.
And it's just, you realize throughout this, that watching the relationship, that everybody's got issues with relationships,
and as a friend, you want to be always that friend to someone.
You want to feel that someone can rely on you to be that friend.
And that's what I just, I love it, man.
You're going to be in a movie.
That's so crazy.
You're going to be, like, in a movie theater.
Is that weird to you?
It's super weird.
It's super weird.
And what's even more odd was the other day I was sitting in the trailer,
makeup trailer.
And Dakota was sitting next to me.
And I'd said hello to her a little bit.
She's just sitting there.
She's so nice.
And like, but my thought of my mind was like,
this is the chick for 50 shades of gray.
You know?
And she's like, Jake.
And I said it that way.
and I was like, Dakota, and she is like,
I really love your music.
I was like, thanks.
She's like, no, it just really makes me feel good.
Like, I feel happy when I listen to it.
And it made me feel good.
But I say that because it was kind of surreal.
Like I'm sitting there and I don't know.
I feel like that maybe that's the way people see when they come to shows and stuff.
Like the people they see, they're not always in their hometown.
So that person they see on stage is like they only see them on TV or on this videos and things.
So it was in that moment for me where I was.
sitting around. The only way I
have know her is like
in movies, yeah. Yeah. So
it's pretty neat. And all of them.
I mean, they're just normal people just like all of us.
They're just, they're really nice and it's
really cool experience. I'm just learning a little bit
on lots of new things right now.
How intimidating is it to walk onto a set and have to do what they're all
super trained at? That was really, really
hard because I kept looking around for
affirmation that what I was doing was okay
because no, they don't, they're not like
catering to me.
me because they realize I'm the kid doesn't know what I'm doing.
I'm just trying to figure out as I go.
But isn't that life?
I mean, I don't think any of us really know what we're doing.
We think we do.
We're trying to do what we think we want to do.
But throughout life, that's what it's about, man.
It's about figuring it out as you go.
And I'm just at a place in life where I'm happy with that, knowing that I'm figuring
it all out.
Bobby told me the other day, if anybody tries to tell you they know what they're talking
about, don't trust them.
Yeah, they don't.
Nobody knows what they're doing.
No, we're all trying, you know,
and we get frustrated when it's not going the way we think it should,
but that's the way life should be.
Like, it shouldn't go exactly the way you plan it.
It's, that's the journey.
I posted this thing on my Instagram there.
I took my daughter to a Vale, Colorado.
Can I pull this up and read it to you really quick?
And I just, I don't know why this relates so easily back to,
back to what this is all about.
I got to, okay, here it is.
So I was walking into this little, you know,
mountain coffee shop or whatever with her to get her something warm like a hot chocolate.
And right there it said,
And on this board written down, I snapped a picture.
It says, in this life, we're all just walking up the mountain.
We can sing as we climb or we complain about our sore feet.
But whatever we choose, we still got to do the hike.
And I really loved that, man.
And I think I saw that and it was almost like a reminder of how we all, like, you know,
got to live our life.
Look at this.
Love it.
Doing something new.
The acting thing was weird for me because I did a couple.
Like I did a little movie.
I did Nashville a few times.
But I felt so insecure because everybody.
else was trained at that.
Right. And I'm the weird guy. And again, nobody cares.
I'm the weird guy. And they expect it if you're there.
You should know what you're doing. And they don't clap for you if you do good.
It's expected. It's like, oh, you did good. Cool. Let's do it again and do the next to
next thing. Yeah. Yeah. Do you feel, because those are big stars. Like, I was with
Connie Britton. And I was like, oh my God, she hates me. And you're with Lisa. Your makeup
trailer story is being next to Lisa Crudrow from Friends.
Yeah. That was weird. And cool. Well, you know, you're really supposed to know the script and
know your parts and everything because people that are there that already know theirs are relying it's like
being it's like doing what we do on the road you know like I'm expecting that my band that my bass player
knows them on this next song what notes to play because I'm not playing them that's his job to play
him and uh so that's kind of the way I felt they're like well here's his my part you know it's my part
to do something and if I don't and I there was a couple times like I didn't do it right and we just
like start over and I was like sorry guys yeah I know sorry I'm the guys shouldn't be here you know but
they're all good they're all cool to you about that
Like, they're like, every one of them was so nice.
And so they were just, they were really, really helpful and accommodating.
And I really, I'm not saying this to tell it myself or anything, but the, this movie is going to be amazing.
It really is.
It's a true story.
We tell them that the, that it's based upon.
So there's an article.
You can check it out, read it.
It'll really let you know more about what this movie is about.
It was published in Esquire magazine by the husband.
His name is Matthew Teague.
And he wrote it about his wife.
wife and and the article in esquire was called The Friend and this these producers and directors got
a hold of this and they were like what a beautiful story and then they put all these characters
together and actors and somehow or another I became part of it but are you done shooting
no I was just there last week and then I'll go back next week and I'm there for like another
two weeks you must have significant lines why I'm gonna cry yeah Amy when you asked me that I was
like, yeah, you're definitely, you're going to cry.
Like, that's okay though. We need those movies.
But you need that. And that's what I've learned with this movie is that there's lots of
things about it that I'm like, man, that's really that's touching and it hurts you deep.
But you need to feel that. And you need the laughs in it. And you need everything that this
movie is. That's the best way I can explain it. And when's it's supposed to come out? Do we
know? I do not know when that is supposed to. By 2020, if I'm guessing?
Takes a while? I would definitely say next year, it was kind of, you know, whatever I've heard.
But whoever just heard me say that from the movie place.
I said it.
I'm speculating.
That's right.
Let me ask you some other stuff here.
Come on.
Ask you, man.
All right.
Let's talk about the song, by the way.
ACM.
Come on.
I love this song too.
Yeah, I was talking about the other one.
You know, I love this song too.
You guys, thank you very much.
Since this has come out, you all have been overly helpful.
If it wasn't a jam, we wouldn't be, though.
You know that right.
Yeah, you're probably right.
Pretty sure it's in the Friday morning dance party.
All the time.
Thanks a lot.
This is one of those cool songs that
For me, again,
even going back to this whole record as a note from myself,
I love country music.
I always have.
I've got through my ebbs and flows
of reaching back into my Florida roots
and kind of doing some of the more coastal fun beach songs.
But when I'm not doing that,
I love living in this lane of great country music.
So to know that this song,
I've had so many people reach out to me
from other artists that tell me they love the song
to songwriter, friends of mine.
And it's called down to the honky top, man.
A-CM single of the year nominee.
Come on.
It's crazy.
I haven't been, I haven't, I won the top new male vocalist award.
10 years ago.
10 years ago.
And I've never performed on an award show, the ACMs or the CMAs.
I've never, and I haven't been back up there since.
And that's okay.
Like, I feel like that's part of this journey again, as we said.
Like, you've got to make the hike.
You got to take the climb.
And all these years, we've been chipping away at it.
And we have a team, people that have, like, helped for a lot of years
a lot of time to work and make this happen.
So it's not just me that's excited after 10 years.
It's everybody involved.
And that makes it even better.
What about the tiny house?
Let's get an update.
I don't have a tiny house anymore, y'all.
You're out?
I'm out.
I'm ready for a baby.
I've got a baby on the way.
Got a big house now?
Down a back road.
No, it's not a big house.
No, dude.
I live in like a barn dominium.
I built a barn with a living quarters on it for now.
I'm going to take my time.
And then I'll decide where I want to build a house.
But right now I'm just enjoying.
She went from the little house to the barn, and then now you're sketching the bigger house.
Yes.
What's up with the new baby about to come?
How's Erica?
How's everything?
Eric is awesome.
We only have 10 weeks.
Her name is Paris.
I was just telling this to Robin outside.
She gave me a T-shirt because we're always laughing about how much I like foe, like, fa, whatever we want to call it.
The noodles?
The noodles bowls?
Yes.
Love it.
But did not know this.
This is just coincidence.
I wanted something to go well with Pearl, so Paris and Pearl sounded good together.
Eric's last name is Hartline, so we like the name Hartley.
So we named her Paris Hartley-Owen, and then it was like three days later that I realized that her initials are fell.
Oh, yay.
You can have it at all in her birthday parties.
Yeah, right.
Exactly.
Jake Owens here, he announced earlier that he's got a new record coming out on the 29th this month.
Yeah, some cool stuff, man.
Cool stuff.
I believe you.
I got my first album that I did collaborations
I've never done any collabs before.
Do you want to tip us off on one of those co-labs?
Kid Rock.
Really?
Yeah.
Okay.
Which was great because just like your face right there.
We were in the studio the other day and Bob.
Isn't that weird to call it?
Yeah.
Well, I can never like, there's times where I want to be like,
because he's acting, I want to be like, you're kid rock right now.
Do you call him?
I won't call him Bob though.
It almost weird to me.
I have to call him Bob.
You do.
But how we got to, how we met each other.
Well, we've always known each other from the same circles.
But I don't know, a couple years ago, when Topgolf opened here in Nashville,
Nashville, he was next to me in the, in his like bay, right?
I'm like, what's up, Bob?
How you been, man?
He's like, good, good.
What you've been doing?
I'm just blah, blah, blah, blah, you know.
So how about yourself?
He's like, who, just playing a lot of pickleball lately.
He's like, what?
Pickle ball?
I love pickleball.
So we started talking about pickleball.
What's pickleball?
Exactly.
Pickle ball is like stand-up table tennis kind of,
except it's on a small tennis court.
You play with like a paddle and a wiffle ball.
is the most addicting fun thing ever.
But if you're standing there at Top Golf that night
watching me talk to Bob,
or Kid Rock, you're not thinking we're talking about pickleball, right?
So we're talking about pickleball,
and he said, we should play sometime.
So we've been playing all the time.
And by the way, he beats me every single time.
And I'm competitive, and I think I'm pretty good
at most things I do.
He beats me every time.
And where do you play?
Where do you get a court?
Pickleball.
You have one in your barn?
Kid Rock has his own Kid Rock Pickleball court.
That makes sense.
But how did you play before that?
I mean, where, is this a sport?
It's a, yeah, it's like a real thing where people are hardcore about it.
But so, yeah, we started.
But like at the Y?
Like, where are you playing?
Yeah, they played at the Y, mostly if you look over there's mostly 70 to 80 year old men playing it.
Okay.
But, yeah, it's a lot of fun.
So Kid Rock will be on the record.
Kid Rock.
That's fun.
Go ahead Lele Ponce.
She's South American.
that's on a song that's called Sienerita.
So I don't know if I gave him away too much information, but...
You can never give away too much to me.
But yeah, I know, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, so there's some really cool things,
and I'm excited, like I said,
this album really represents me well.
We're going to run this by you real quick.
Let's do it.
We're going to play...
Name the celebs Honky Talk
in honor of...
Down to the Honkey Talk.
I'll give you the celebrity,
tell me the name of their Hockey Talk bar.
Ready?
A fun game.
It's a fun game.
Florida, Georgia Line.
FGL House.
Correct.
Alan Jackson's Good Time Bar and Grill.
Yeah, right. Good.
Wow.
Good, good.
Dirk's Bentley.
Dirk's Pinley's Whiskey Row.
You may know all these.
Blake Shelton.
Blake Shelton's, I love this bar.
Old Red is what it was, really, actually.
Yeah, because Toby Keats, I love this bar.
You're right, but I was just saying I love that bar.
It's cold old red.
You were not saying that, but that's funny.
That's funny.
That's funny. Nice pivot.
John Rich.
John Rich is Redneck Rivier.
Yeah.
Jimmy Buffett.
Jimmy Buffet, Margaritaville.
Luke Bryan's 32 Bridge.
He ran the table.
He ran the table.
Look at this guy.
See, I'm like you, Bobby.
Like, you gotta be on top of what everybody else is doing.
You know what I mean?
Like, you just kind of got to know, like, you know, I pretend like I don't know or don't care, but I know.
I know.
I'm on top of it.
Well, listen, I'm happy you got a whole record of music coming out.
And it looks like you got twinkling your eye and we're talking about it.
I do, man.
Must be special.
There's just a lot of special things going on right now in life.
And I'm very blessed.
blessed to have a lot of great things happening, but I'm blessed to have a lot of great people
around me. And we're all excited. We've got a lot of really, really cool things happening. So
thank you all for always embracing me here. And I really, I was excited. I brought my twin
brother here with me because he just moved to Nashville. I convinced him finally after all these years
to move to Nashville and start his life over. And he's, he moved here two days ago.
I thought you meant literally like in here. And I'm like, where is he? No, he is here.
I don't know. I was like, there's a guy in the corner. I haven't seen before.
No, that's not Jake's brother.
No, that's Dando.
I was like, that does not look like your twin, but okay.
He's in the building, but he's gone?
Yeah, he was walking in.
You just didn't him in here.
I know your brother.
No, I know.
I thought you'd walk in and be like, I'm going down.
Does it all get drunk?
Oh, boy.
Yeah, at any moment, he's going to plug to us.
I know.
I wouldn't have fallen for it.
Oh, I would have probably.
I don't know.
Well, listen, anyway.
Jake, good to see you, my friend.
Yeah, thank you guys.
Congratulations on all the success and the record.
And we'll see in Vegas for the record.
for the exams. Yeah, we'll see y'all out there. Thanks a lot.
There is. Jack going, everybody. There it is.
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I'm going to tell you a story in a minute
because I was reading it this morning
and my jaw dropped.
This guy thought he lost his sense of smell.
But when doctors found out what really happened,
what?
What?
Yeah.
Okay, I have guesses.
What do you think happened?
I don't know.
It was like something stuck up his nose forever and then you couldn't breathe because one time my sister got peanuts stuck up there because she thought she was an elephant.
Wait, so she was trying to sniff peanuts?
Well, we went to the zoo.
We were kids.
She saw elephants eating peanuts with their nose and we got home.
She was playing zoo and she stuck peanuts up her nose and my grandma had to take her to the ER.
Well, this is not that.
This is something crazy.
Okay, okay.
But this is a real story.
He thought he lost his sense of smell, but doctors were like not so fast.
So that's coming up.
Let me advise you this.
It's Friday, right?
We're done.
We don't have a show tomorrow.
We don't have a show Sunday.
But Amy has a podcast called Four Things with Amy Brown.
It is such a good podcast.
And I hope you check it out.
Here is a clip.
This is Amy talking to her husband,
who's a frequent guest now on the show.
Well, this is the second time.
Yeah, frequent.
Yeah.
Two in a row.
And then after I said yes,
you said, okay, I've been waiting to tell you this.
This is talking about your proposal, right?
When you proposed to you?
Love you.
Well, and I wanted that.
I mean, there's so many things that we lose in life
and the chance to actually share something special,
something that people can hold on to.
And that's, you know, one of them, I thought those words mean something to me.
And I think words to mean things in general.
Like, when you're talking, like, the words you say actually mean something,
so you need to be careful what you say.
How does your husband feel about being on your podcast?
I mean, I'll say I got him to come on the first time.
I mean, it takes some finagling, you know?
And then he got such a good response the first time.
Oh, he's feeling it now.
That I kind of like, I read him a lot of the comments.
And I'm like, look, people, it's tend.
minutes of your time. It's not the big deal. Just come up. Let's see how it goes. So he's
sort of promised me like three or four, like we've got three or four topics we want to hit.
I want to have him back to talk about infertility and adoption. And then he's like, and then
after maybe two more after that, he's like, I need to take a break. Well, he's asked me to do his own
show. Yeah, right. No, there's times where he gets so uncomfortable because I bring things
up and then I'm like, why are you being silent? And he's like, I just didn't think we were
going to talk about this. And I was like, whoa, if you come on, we're talking about it.
Episode 15 of Amy's podcast, Four Things with Amy Brown.
You know, another thing you guys talked about was the weighted blankets.
Yeah.
Which I tried that for a little bit.
I just need the blanket to be heavier.
I need it to literally trap me and have somebody come unlock me for me to get out.
Or it just gets heavy and I'm like, I'm annoyed.
It doesn't help my anxiety.
It helps me.
It makes me more anxious.
I need to be held down.
Well, I ordered it, used it, weighted to review it.
And then this is me saying that, yeah, it.
It helped calm me.
And I've been getting more rest.
Yeah.
I need it to be heavier.
Yeah.
I need to lock onto my bed.
It sounds a little freaky-dicky.
I just need the anxiety.
I need to really hold me down.
I just have a nightmare so bad last night.
Oh.
I know.
Put on your blanket.
I need somebody with me.
Like, because I'm just in this bed alone.
I'm having such vivid nightmares where someone's,
and my nightmares, I've told you before,
are the exact scenario that I'm in.
So they seem real.
Yeah.
So my nightmares are someone's busting in my door.
that I'm currently sleeping behind.
So when I open my eyes and wake up,
it's the same door that was in my dream.
And it takes me a while.
It's so scary.
My heart's doing this.
And I have to get up and walk around my house.
Yeah, it's not fun.
Well, if you get a heavy enough blanket,
you won't be able to get up.
Oh, no.
Or Mike D.
You can sleep with you.
Sleep like, just find higher people to sleep on you.
That's illegal in a lot of states.
Not like that.
I think Robert Kemp got a number of years.
Not like that.
All right.
They have those cuddle people.
Oh, well.
Yeah.
What's up, Eddie?
It's funny.
Thank you.
Yesterday, Justin Bieber was going to exchange vows with Haley Baldwin.
Did you know that?
Oh.
I thought they were married.
No.
I think they got their marriage license, right?
Oh.
But they didn't do the vows exchange.
Complicating his treatment are trust issues.
Quote, Justin brought up his security doesn't have a pre-nup.
He's worth like $25 million, huh?
No, more than that.
Oh, $250 million?
I missed a zero.
Whoa, okay, yeah.
I mean, tomato tomato.
No, no.
I don't think so.
I mean, that's a big difference.
Just more than a quarter billion dollars.
Wow.
I mean, have you seen him in concert?
It's good.
Yeah?
Yeah.
I haven't had been in a concert.
Mom, I don't like you, but she likes everyone.
Is she rich?
It says she's worth $5 million.
Oh.
She's a Baldwin daughter.
Yes.
But she's not the big Baldwin.
Not Alex.
Not Alec.
Or Steve?
Larry Baldwin.
Is it not Stephen?
Morgan number two, which Baldwin is it?
Do you know?
Alec.
No, Stephen.
Let's Google.
Somebody look it up.
Baldwin.
A New Jersey high schools banned students
from taking limos and luxury cars to prom.
Lakeland Regional High School Administrators sent a letter to parents
stating the prom attendees must take
school provided and chaperoned coach buses
to and from the venue.
School superintendent Hugh Beetle says that the change is about safety
and equalness for all students.
It'll cost 15 bucks to ride the buses.
What do you think about that?
Well, this is dumb, right?
This is dumb.
And I couldn't afford a limo.
That's why I'm curious about your opinion.
Listen, I grew up poor, but I don't think everything's equal.
Everything shouldn't be equal.
That's right.
We're coddling kids way too much, right?
And these kids grow up going, well, everything's the same,
and then all of a sudden they get a big old splash water to the face
that everything's not the same.
that you know there's a line you should walk and you'll never walk correctly.
You're never going to get it right, but you can try and going, well, I have to make everything equal.
Kind of like communism.
Yeah, Cuba.
Kind of like socialism.
Everyone has to ride the school bus to the prom.
It's so, in life there are rich kids.
And for us that aren't rich, it sucks.
But you know what it did to me?
It made me go, I want to be cool and have things like that.
And then you realize it's not that important.
Not at all.
But I don't like it because life's not.
equal. Okay, I'm with you on that. Who took a limo to prom? I did. No, not me.
Limmo, yeah, I think we took a limo or a bus. But you split it between like every, like you find
however many people and then you split it all. I took the Pontiac Sunfire, baby. All by yourself.
At 200,000 miles. Solo. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that wasn't good. Who was your prom date?
Well, I told you, it was a girl from church and I had to, at a really long, and I had to stay on the
phone with her because I didn't know how to ask her and she didn't want to go with me. I knew
it but I held her on the phone for like an hour talking about nothing and I could tell
she wanted to get out the phone at the very end because I knew from church she'd be feeling guilty
and I'd be like. Oh that's good. Oh good plan. Yeah. I feel like Jesus would make her feel guilty.
Yeah, of course. So I said, oh, I know you have to go but do you want to go a problem with me?
And she was pregnant pause, right? It was like, and then she was like, yeah. And I knew her mom
and dad really liked me because I was a good kid. And then so she went to prom with me.
And then at like at 9.30 or 10, I dropped her off.
Went back home.
Have we talked to her?
I feel like we talked to somebody who went out with.
Her mom.
Because her mom was like, because I left money for the prom pictures in her plant
because they wouldn't take my money.
Remember that story?
I don't.
You're going to have to retell some of this.
I'm not retelling.
And Haley Baldwin's dad is Stephen Baldwin.
Thank you.
Got it.
Okay.
Well, there you have it.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So shout out to Amberley and Ryan.
They're a couple.
They live in Oregon.
And they just, the temperatures there got freezing.
And they couldn't stand the fact that there was going to be some homeless people or people in their community that were stuck outside in these conditions.
So they paid for 45 hotel rooms to get people out of the cold for the night.
And one of the people that was included in that, eight-year-old.
And he said he was extra excited to stay in a room that night because the next day was his birthday.
I know.
When you hear that like it's kids, too.
I know.
I was watching the news this morning, speaking of kids, and there's a, ooh, there's a hockey player.
And his mom, the kid's mom, I think the kid was like 10, his mom had cancer.
And she was like, before, it was inoperable tumor.
She was like, before I pass away, I'm going to make sure you get to meet this goalie.
And she passed away, but she still had like put a bunch of requests out.
So after she passed away, the goalie had seen this.
and there's a video of them meeting
and the goalie starts crying
is the NHL goalie.
I watched it this morning
and was like, oh my,
it was like you're talking about that kid there.
Kids and animals, man.
Yeah.
Like, who cares about adults, right?
Yeah, we can take care of ourselves.
It's crazy.
Even the news anchor almost sort of crying
playing the clip this morning.
Yeah, good for them.
I love that.
That's what it's all about.
If you can do it, look out for others, man.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
This is it.
Is your daughter?
Still sick or no?
Yep.
She's a fever?
Well, yeah. Yesterday she hit 101, and then it started to go back down to like 99, but it can still fluctuate. So we're still steering clear of her. But I got surgical masks or, you know, the masks that you wear at hospitals.
Or the mask I wore on airplanes and the mask or whatever. I would wear everywhere if I could, yes.
Yeah. So my son and I, if we had to go upstairs, we would put those on.
What are you doing tonight? Like this weekend, just hanging with her?
I mean, I guess. I hope she's better. Hopefully, she's missed school now three days in a row.
We don't be mad at her. She's sick.
Oh, I know. I know. It's fine.
But probably we're going to have to, like, do some catch-up, some tutoring,
make sure she's not behind or get some stuff from her teachers.
And then, yeah, hopefully Stevenson's still in the clear.
So y'all are still on for dance lessons.
2 p.m. tomorrow.
That's right.
Amy Son and I are going for hip-hop dance lessons tomorrow.
We're going to do private. Am I paying?
I can. I can.
No, I don't know. I'm just asking.
Yeah, I mean, I haven't set it up.
I just...
Got pay when I get there?
To the teacher.
How much do I take?
Just let me know this.
It's usually a payment plan, right?
I don't get there and be awkward.
Yeah.
Well, this is a private, so I went to him on the side.
Like, he's not even doing it at the normal dance studio because they would take a cut.
Oh.
Well, don't say that on radio.
Take cash bones.
Yeah, just don't mean how much you take.
Sorry, my bed.
That'd be fun.
That's tomorrow.
So you're doing it at his basement.
Just kidding.
Oh, boy.
No, I said another dance studio, I guess, that he also teaches that.
And I don't think it's normal for him to do this.
All right.
Hey, Morgan number two, are we going to Casey Musgraves tonight?
Yeah.
Did you find a date?
because I know it was the fallback.
You are the fallback, but I never looked.
Oh, no.
I never.
That means you're into the flight attendant.
No, it just means, it doesn't mean I'm not.
It just means I didn't really look.
Okay.
I feel like subconsciously you're like, I can stop looking because I found her.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
Okay, so we'll go tonight.
Yep, sounds good.
Dwight.
And we'll meet there.
Oh, you're not going to take her to dinner before?
I mean, if you're taking her to dinner before.
I mean, if you're taking her to a concert, you kind of got to get her dinner, too.
I didn't think about that.
Probably got to pick her up.
I don't even know where you live, do I?
No.
No?
Probably better that way, huh?
Yeah.
Why?
Why? Would you show up?
Yeah, you never know.
I mean?
I have weird around.
I'm with a boom box off my head.
I'm in love with you.
I'm in love with you.
Okay.
That's good.
All right, we'll go tonight.
I told you there was a crazy story about a guy's nose, right?
Yes.
So, this.
dude, he was having trouble smelling.
And he was like, my sense of smell is getting lesser and lesser and lesser.
Then he lost the sense of smell completely.
So they're up looking at his nose.
They go into his left nostril specifically because not only had he lost his smell, but that
was stuffy.
And it was getting stuffier.
Uh-oh.
Turns out it wasn't a virus.
It wasn't a bacterial infection.
Rather, doctors found a tooth growing in his nose.
What?
Tooth?
What?
What?
Why?
Now think about it.
Think about how close that is.
It's close, but it's the wrong way.
I get how it can happen, but why?
Why?
That's freaking me out.
The 59-year-old man had tried everything for his nasal woes, it says.
But it turns out the passageway through the nose to the mouth, a tooth had grown up and set it down.
It is right there.
Yeah.
And so he had surgery.
They removed the lump.
Again, it was a tooth, and he's all good.
No symptoms?
He can smell.
No, he can smell.
That's probably awesome.
Yeah.
Look at that.
How do you brush that thing in there?
No, you don't.
He didn't know it was there.
He put a little, little, little tooth face.
He put a little dollar-shaped glove toothpaste on the Q-tip.
You stick it up in there.
You floss it.
Yeah, right.
The state where you're most likely to be attacked by an animal.
Think about that for a second.
Got it.
Got it.
I'm in.
Amy?
Montana.
Montana.
Oh, good guess.
Eddie?
Montana.
Lunchbox?
Alaska.
There's a lot of wilderness.
Oh, yeah.
Montana is the state.
Yay!
You're most likely to be attacked by an animal.
Bears, bobcats,
big horn, sheep, and elk are all attacking folks.
They'll get you.
To all of our Montana listeners, look out.
Followed by second on the list, West Virginia,
South Dakota at three,
and Virginia at four.
What do they have over there at the east?
What do they got in West Virginia?
Well, a lot.
Mountain mama,
Wow.
Yeah.
The state where you're least likely to be attacked by an animal.
Oh, New York.
Oh, yeah, because the population of people everywhere.
There's still country out there, though.
Yeah, up state, New York.
What's the smallest one?
Yeah, but Rhode Island.
Lobsters.
Yeah, sharp.
Crap.
Fish.
The answer is Massachusetts.
Oh, so close.
You're least likely to be attacked by an animal in Massachusetts.
That's funny.
Do you know why bars play loud music?
Nope.
More drinking and less time.
the louder the music, the more people feel like they got to go and they got to spend money
and they got to have a good time because the bar's playing the music's so loud.
Oh.
Did you ever think about that?
No, but, you know, they say that Target puts together certain playlists that make you want to shop more.
I saw that Luke brought, no, no, no, what's his name?
Not Luke, um.
Combs?
Luke Perry had a stroke.
What?
A bad one.
From 9-2-0, Dylan?
And they, well, the thing was, they announced at the same time that show was coming back with all the cast,
and he had a stroke like the same day.
Luke Perry 52
What's the latest?
He's still in like a coma,
medically induced coma?
What?
He's in a coma?
Luke Perry 52 is sedated in hospital
after suffering a massive stroke
at his LA home on the same day
that a 90210 reboot was announced.
The 52-year-old was rushed to the hospital.
Right on this story it says
it's unclear what condition he's in.
He's a 21-year-old son
and an 18-year-old daughter.
Oh my gosh.
What's crazy about Luke Perry back in the day
was he was so much older than everyone on that show?
Didn't realize that.
He was in his third.
He was losing his hair.
But we were like, oh, he's in high school.
This is totally believable.
All the girls are like, he's so hot.
But yeah, I thought it was another announcement for that show.
But he had a stroke at 52.
What's the latest, Mike Dee?
He still sedated.
I saw a lot of those guys.
Oh, wait.
And I guess it wasn't him that was really losing his hair.
It was Ian.
Yeah, Ian was also old.
He was basically bald.
What was his name?
Steve Sanders.
Yeah, there you go.
Ian Zering.
Ian Zering.
We met him.
Huh?
He did?
At like an I-Hard award show?
Maybe.
Was he with Mario?
I don't know.
I can't believe you call him Mario.
I don't.
After I said that, I was like, I should probably say his last name because it's not even like I really talked to him.
Whenever, I did the podcast awards of Mario Lopez, right?
We hosted it together.
And I don't really know him that was.
I've been super nice to me.
But I mean, he's at everything that we're at.
Well, he works at the same company.
I know.
But he's super nice.
But still, you're like, that's A.C. Slater.
Yeah.
It's hard.
not to do that. And he looks, he still looks
25 years old. He looks so young. How does he
do that? You don't know. Same thing with James
Vanderbeek. When we saw him backstage, I was like, Dawson's Creek.
But he does not look young. Are you
for real? No, Jay Menardt does not look young. He looks like
I don't remember that. Standard
white dude looks like. We get older. A. Gene White is. Oh, I felt like
he looked good. Didn't you see Alicia
Silverstone too? Yes. I didn't.
Yeah. Yeah, we did.
I thought you said so, Bones. You saw her at the festival and you're like,
She still looks
Heidi Klum.
Yeah, no, we saw Heidi Klum too
and she looked amazing.
I don't, I've never seen,
I have a joke in my stand-up about
Elisi Silverstone,
but I've never seen.
Well, the joke is because I'm on this
dating app,
and it's supposedly
I have to like get accepted onto it.
And it was like,
now I finally get to see
that Elisi Silverstone
doesn't like me
from the privacy of my own home.
Oh, that kind of thing.
I've never met her.
Oh, but meeting and seeing is different.
I've never seen her.
Are you?
Oh, I don't know why I thought that.
Probably people see us and they're like, dang, they're so young and good-looking and vibrant.
No.
They don't.
They don't.
We're old.
Guys, they're older than I thought.
We're aging.
We just don't realize it.
I know.
Because it's like happening before us.
I was looking at myself in the mirror naked yesterday.
Oh, yeah?
Why?
Well, because I have a full-length mirror on the front and the back.
What did you think?
I didn't much like it.
You did it?
What do you mean to say?
I've was.
I don't know, but what were you?
What didn't you like?
It's two things.
My body's like all weird and distinctions.
proportionate and like if I was a girl I'd be like bha turn the lights off I have like two
stop you said like a girl yeah I know but it's good that you admit it because I feel like a lot of
guys feel that way but they don't admit it yeah I didn't like it one bit does everyone look at themselves
in the mirror naked I do and I have two full links with and I look at the whole thing all the
you turn around yeah because how often do you see your back oh boy not often really I guess
unless you turn around and look at it and I have this weird thing right
now we're like I totally like drip like a pee just a little bit okay and my underwear
always smells like pee right now stop you had that phone like two years ago it's back it's back
what it's happening you need to buy little pads I know we're getting older
pads can you imagine I'm kidding just messing around the girl she's a bad like did they make that
should we invent that like a little pad I need to wear depends no no no you make it for the
modern man like uh that'll sell you're gonna be crinkling when you walk like it's a
diaper. No, you make a tiny
little like tpee. Like a teepee.
Like a teepee pad. Yeah.
Yeah. Oh, we shouldn't bit this. Like
Jason Aldeen
with a big Al Dean logo. It looks manly.
Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. They do. Listen,
because my dad was sick, I had to buy a lot of
different ones. But that's different. I get it, but he's elderly.
Yeah. But I would go and have to buy
these depends when he was in the hospital. And they do put really
good looking like young men on the cover.
Why would you judge?
I told you I have a thing right now.
I'm not judging, but I was just like, God, they're really trying.
Like, if you're going to buy those, you need them no matter what.
Like, you're not going to buy more because there's some hot guy on them.
Well, then what about when female things put hot girls on it?
Same thing.
I mean, it's like, if you're going to buy them, you need it.
And I just like, look, I'm going to be buying these no matter what.
My dad needs them.
We're not, I don't need a hot model.
Doesn't hurt, though.
Long thing.
This flight was forced to turn around
After a passenger throws punches at the crew
Whoa
I'm surprised these other passengers didn't get up
And beat the crap out of him
Right
I'm assuming it's a dude by the way
Hold on let me get into this
An airline was forced
To turn around after a passenger became violent
Hawaiian Airlines was forced to return to Honolulu
After punches were thrown
Passengers had been on the flight for hours already
Okay so they're all a bit irritated
And so Hawaiian Airlines flight heading
out convicted felon was on the flight
had lunged at and tried to punch a flight attendant
and thankfully missed
the other passengers intervened and subdued the man
he was a bit intoxicated
yeah no crap
like I'd be surprised if he wasn't drunk
right yeah why would you
so the passengers did help
they held them down okay would you take some shots though
if everybody else was holding them down
a knee something
get a couple in there no
an elbow I don't have the desire
to hit somebody
but if they're trying to hurt everyone else
We were already holding them down.
Oh, right.
Yeah, he's down.
Like, it's not like I just go in for fun.
Get a little frustration out.
Lunchbox is one of those guys who likes to break things, though.
I am not.
There's not a part of me that receives any sort of fulfillment from cracking something,
breaking something.
He would pay to go into a room and just break things.
Yes, I would love to take a baseball bat to an antique store where they have all the breakables.
Oh, my gosh.
Just think about all the ksh, kch, kush.
That sound is so, like,
stress relieving if you could do it.
See, I've never been into that, but the other day, I don't know if things start to change,
but the other day I slammed a door and it felt so good.
Yeah.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Now try slamming a plate on the ground.
No, but my sister has thrown a bowl of cereal and she said it was amazing.
Okay.
Okay.
This is what happens to me in my head.
It's not worth the time cleaning it up.
No, no.
It's one versus the other.
I think she made her husband clean it up.
Oh, that's cool.
Well, that works.
That works.
You didn't tell me that.
Well, I don't know.
sorry sister front street but she's so sweet and like you would never picture my sister doing anything
like that but you know sometimes it just feels good to get it out yeah i broke a broomstick once
and it felt good yeah real good i just don't have to like put things together and clean it up you know
it's like and again there's no part of me that even i don't even yell i don't even yell and go
ah and feel good really nothing oh i don't that doesn't work with me do you think that there's something
like you detached from that
like you need
like it's an emotion.
Have you ever seen me really angry?
No.
Think about our entire
how many years we've been together?
15?
Seeing you really annoyed.
Yeah.
Disappointed.
I think you handle
angry like yeah you don't
angry.
You don't let yourself go there.
I don't know what it is
but you do let yourself get
really frustrated, annoyed, disappointed
and I see that.
I have ever raised my voice.
No.
You go silent treatment.
You go silent treatment.
Yes, you go quiet and basically you process it internally, however long it takes, and then you move on.
He goes to silent shun.
That's what it is.
Anywhere from like an hour to five days.
You shun.
Yep, silently.
Shun.
You shun.
Yeah, okay.
Shun for years.
Now break plates or slam doors.
Slam doors.
Have you ever heard me raise my voice?
Yes.
I have.
Yeah.
At me.
Yeah.
Sometimes in the morning.
when we're in the little room working before the show.
Ah, I don't know about that.
A lot of people think that they can commit a crime and get away with it because of TV.
They watch on TV, they see all the experts.
One of four people.
What do you think?
I could see how people feel that way.
I don't think I could.
But, I mean, I see how you can watch it.
You know, Breaking Bad probably gave me some ideas with like a barrel and the right acid.
I'm watching on CNN has the series that, you know, they have the 70s.
80s and 90s. I started the 2000s
last night and they talked about Breaking
Bad and how that show was created.
It's pretty cool. It's a good series. And like the 90s
were fantastic because grew up in the 90s, but
the 2000s are really good too. I feel like Breaking Bad
started binge watching, right? The first
show they say was binge watchable
I think was like the show six
foot under. It's a bit before me.
HBO? Yeah. But binge watching people
record it all on the VCR. Wow. And then
trade tapes and watch it all. That's cool. So they did talk about
that. It's cool. It's a good series.
I've only watched the first two episodes, but
the first two have been about television.
Now it goes into 9-11 or so on episode three.
I wasn't ready to get that heavy.
Yeah.
Last night.
But those are good, good series.
Maybe I'm getting older.
I like that stuff.
What's it called?
CNN does these whole series that's called for the decades, the 70s, the 80s.
Okay.
I feel like I watched an old one they did, like maybe.
I love the music ones.
Maybe they have 60s.
I don't know.
But one of four people think they can get away with a crime.
When I watched the Ted Bundy tapes on Netflix, I thought back in the day,
you could remember all the crimes.
Right.
They had no DNA testing.
they didn't communicate state to state on crimes.
Right.
You could just commit crimes all through California
and then walk over to Utah and be like, all good.
Like Florida had no idea what California was doing.
No.
I know.
Isn't that so buzzar?
Bozzar?
For sure.
Bazaar.
It is very weird.
I'm glad we've come a long way regarding that.
But what's going to happen in 25 years, we're going to go,
can you just have big idiots we were in 2019?
Yeah.
Well, yeah.
I mean, I just feel like there's going to be saddle.
Like, everything's going to be on Google.
image and be like you come into murder and like three seconds later somebody's
and show up and be like, just saw you on camera, you're arrested.
That's a minority report, right?
Is that what that movie is?
They predict crimes beforehand.
Dang it.
They already made a movie about that.
Okay.
Listen, we're not going to have to go anywhere in the future.
It's all going to be virtual.
You know, I said this probably a year or so ago, you just can put goggles on.
Everything's going to be mapped out virtually.
You never have to leave your house.
You'll be able to go to your office virtually and sit with everyone virtually.
Yeah.
We're never going to have to leave.
My nephew's got this virtual thing.
and over Christmas and I put it on
and I wrote a roller coaster.
It was amazing.
Not quite the same.
I don't have to wait in line.
But yeah, we're getting in there.
Yeah.
Yeah, anyway, criminal minds, true detective,
these other people are studying them
and then trying to get over with crimes.
Because they do teach you things.
Graze Anatomy was part of that show last night.
And I was never a big Grays watcher,
but they talked about how they would write those stories
because the doctors had to be specifically correct
on the medicine.
So they would write that big arch of the story
and then add the medicine later.
Yeah.
They're like fantastic.
Dr. Oz said when he was on my podcast, he talked about how he would help Graze Anatomy.
Oh, yeah?
What episode's that?
Four Things with Amy Brown.
Check that out.
Oh, I don't know.
Like episode one.
There you go.
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What?
We have an audio producer named Raymundo, and Raymondo does the news early in the morning and he cuts audio all the time.
I haven't listened to this.
I haven't...
I don't know if this is even funny.
I don't know, Ray Mundo, I'm just going to play it.
It's an audition tape.
It is what it is.
He made an audition tape for the Christian station in the building.
Let me know if it's good, guys.
Are they hiring?
Well, it's new, right?
Aren't they a new station?
They're looking for air talent.
And so, Ramundo, who hustles like nobody's business, man, he made an audition tape.
It's quick, it's fast, did intro songs?
Are people going to be insulted by this or no?
Absolutely not.
Okay.
Here is Ray Mundo's, what's the name of the Christian Station?
Hallelujah FM.
Okay.
Here is Ray Mundo's.
Oh, boy.
Audition tape for the Christian
Station.
Oh, it's a beautiful morning.
I'm your Ray of Hope.
Here's Matt Kearney.
Ray of Hope.
Raymondo?
Yeah.
I like that, though.
That's very good.
It's Ray of Hope.
That's pretty good.
Yeah.
It goes.
Okay, here we go.
Find your Bible.
Read it today, guys.
You know it's there somewhere.
This is Hallelujah FM God Station.
Here's Owl City.
Close you're tired.
Wait, hold on.
Do they play Al City or are you just grabbing songs?
That's a Christian song.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's on there.
Do they call themselves God's station?
I put that in there.
It's God's favorite station.
Hallelujah.
Wait, how do you know that?
Yeah, I'll just go with that.
Okay.
You might have a lot of favorite stations.
Yeah.
Okay, let's hear another.
This is Ramundo's gospel audition team.
Hallelujah.
Say it with me.
Hallelujah.
I'm your Ray of Hope
Citizen Way now
The house is so simple
The sun is shining
God is looking at us all
I'm headed to church
I don't know about y'all
Hallelujah FM
If you don't go to church today
You're going to hell
No
No
You can't do that
No
Ray
Ray of help no
You can't do that
No
No
All right
Too much
That's too far
We always have to take things too far
One step too far.
Listen, until then I thought it was pretty good.
Positive.
And their song, that's what I'm saying.
Energetic.
Yeah, I need to listen to that.
Just not that.
I didn't know we flipped a station or whatever.
You're also not going to help you don't go to church.
Right.
Not at all.
Yeah.
They know who's kidding around.
I don't know that anybody know.
You yelled at them.
There might be some people.
Do you kid on the Christian radio?
I don't think it's not.
I don't think the gospel's for, that station is for jokes.
Christians laugh.
No, no.
I don't think the station that was for jokes.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, I think people, they don't listen to that for a comment.
Well, thank you, Ray Mundo.
I'm going to go, I'll give it a C.
Okay.
Not bad.
Ray of Hope is like an A plus.
Yeah, your name is Ray and then one last name of Hope.
Yeah.
I like that.
There's some good and some bad.
You can grow on that.
Hallelujah FM.
Okay, thank you, Raymond.
Is it really called that?
There's a lot of them.
Oh, okay.
Listen, I can't tell with him.
I don't know what is happening.
Ray Mundo, Ray of Hope.
Okay, Ray, thank you, buddy.
Emogies can now be used as court evidence.
What?
Emojis are showing up in court evidence because people are actually using them to talk.
Look, right now we're seeing emojis used in the way that any evidence is used to try to impugn knowledge of criminal intent, right?
So you're seeing it in drug busts.
You're seeing it in these cases where you're trying to show that the person who received your text message absolutely knew what you meant when you did crown, crown, dollar side, right?
Like, that's how it is now.
It's communication any other way.
What does that mean?
I don't know.
It's not in our song.
What's crown, crown,
dollar sign?
No idea.
It must mean like, yeah.
We're going to go to Morgan number two, who is our head of digital.
She loves food.
Food? Yeah, it's Food World.
It's time for Food World.
Num, num, num, with Morgan number two.
All those cereal fans out there,
fruity, lucky charms and cinnamon toast crunch churros have hit the shelves.
Sounds like two mixes.
Is that what that is?
Yeah.
So what's the first one again?
Fruitie Lucky Charms.
So like Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms.
and Lucky Charms mixed.
Fruit Loops and Lucky Charms mixed.
I like that.
I like both.
It's worth a shot.
But I also like ice cream and hot dogs.
I don't want...
Yeah.
Not together.
Yeah.
It's interesting. I'll give that a shot, though. What else? And then it's cinnamon toast crunch churros. So it's... basically... what's the churro?
Sure.
Just because, and let's layer this here, for multiple levels.
One, it just tastes good.
It's not good for you, but it's a good, crunchy, carbary cereal that fills you up.
But two, it may leave the best milk, which makes it a secondary to just eating the cereal.
Because when you're done with a cereal, you got a whole bunch of cinnamon milk there.
And you drink it.
And I think that actually probably makes it pound for pound the best cereal.
I love O's, but it doesn't leave it great of milk.
Do you love like honey grams?
Yeah, there's a lot that I like.
Do you like fruity, no, cocoa pebbles?
It leaves chocolate milk.
I do, but those little pebbles get on my throat, and I'm like, I do like, but the pebbles are too small.
Do you all like life?
I do, sometimes I enjoy it.
Like right now?
Life cereal.
Oh, oh, I don't know that I even know what life cereal is.
Oh, really?
I probably had it.
It's one of my faves.
They make a cinnamon life, too.
The best cereal, pound for pound, in my opinion, is cinnamon toast crunch.
I go Lucky Charms.
And I don't do your whole, like, eat the whatever, save the marshmallow.
No, I mix a perfect ratio of, you know, the grain cereal to the marshmallow and I put a bite
my mouth and it's great.
That's a metaphor for life with me.
I know.
I talk about it a lot.
But you actually, when you eat it, you eat it that way, right?
Lucky Charms, I eat all the oats first and I'm left with all the marshmallows at the end because
I've worked.
I've done all the work.
Then it's marshmallow time, baby.
Yeah.
It's just like life.
You do all the work.
Then it's marshmallow time, baby.
My metaphor for life is
Get a little mix of the work and the fun
Take a big old bite.
Not me.
Mine's give all the work.
And then at the end
You have marshmallows, baby!
Right.
Yeah.
So you're lucky charms.
I'm lucky charms.
Lunchbox?
I wanted to come in and argue with Bobby
about how cinnamon toast crunch, no way.
But his argument is so solid
that I am changed.
I'm going to say cinnamon toast crunch
is the best with the extra added milk of cinnamon.
Because without the milk, I don't think it's the best thing.
Yeah.
But the milk, at the end,
but if not
fruity pebbles, I love
fruity pebbles, but they are so good.
teeny tiny type of all pebbles, pebbles.
Eddie?
Cinnamon does crush.
Okay.
For sure, hands down.
All right, Morgan number two,
is there anything else you'd like to add to this story?
Nope, they're just,
they're $4 at Walmart and you can get them now.
For the box?
Yeah.
Is there a generic kind?
That's kind of how I'd always get.
They're general mills.
There may be a generic kind coming soon, but right now.
They're successful there will be.
Yeah.
Oh.
What?
Is it fruity pebbles or fruit loops?
Fruit loops with lucky charms.
What she said?
I know, well, I looked at the thing
and it looked like fruity pebbles to me
because now I'm thinking,
I forgot about the cereal fruity pebbles.
Oh, those are good.
Pretty pepate, no.
The little teeny tiny.
That's what I just said.
We just said 10 minutes on it.
Oh, I thought fruit loops.
No.
All right.
Never mind.
Never mind.
That was Food World with Morgan number two.
Numb, no.
Bobby bone.
Come on.
Jason in Florida.
What's up, buddy?
Jason.
What up, bud?
Hey man, I'm not just wondering
I saw you
Just after you won the mirror ball
We were visiting Nashville
And you came in a bar of taco
Carrying that thing
And you were carrying everywhere
You still carry everywhere?
No, I don't take the mirror ball out anymore
Oh yeah
There was about two weeks
After dancing with the stars
Pretty much kept it with me everywhere
Because here's what would happen
I would go places
And people would be disappointed
When I wouldn't have it with me
It was heavy
And it belonged to the people
Yes
So I would go places
They'd be like, bye bones
and I'd be like, what are they'd be like, where's the mirror ball?
About the third time I got asked that I was like, I'm just going to take the mirror ball everywhere.
And I was proud that I won it.
And so, yeah, took it out.
And now it's just heavy.
Do you say it was chipped?
Yeah, the base of it is.
I was letting everybody hold it.
I don't anymore.
It's risky.
I got to hold it.
I really appreciate it.
It made me feel special.
My daughters were there and they're like, oh my God, Dad, it's Bobby Bomb.
It's Bobby Boom.
They actually saw you before I did.
I was too busy enjoying my taco, but I'm glad they pointed you out.
But Jason, you are special.
Well, thank you.
Yeah, there you go.
I try to think that too.
Hey, I just want to say people out there
got to listen to the podcast
because the post show pre-show is,
I love it.
Like, I got to listen to it every day.
I don't get to listen to the show live,
but I'm glad that I get to listen to the podcast
because that photo show pre-show is phenomenal.
It's like that little extra bonus
that people are missing,
so I would highly recommend it.
That's the greatest call we ever had in our life this week.
Hey, so, yeah, we do it.
After the show's over,
we just turn the mics on
and go to town, as my grandma would say.
Yeah.
We just go to town, talk about whatever we want,
and it goes on the front of the podcast.
Hey, appreciate that, Jason.
Have a good day, man.
Have a good weekend.
Amy, what's going on with you?
I'll just be hopefully keeping my house healthy this weekend.
Yeah, daughter's still sick, huh?
Yeah, Stasheera is still sick,
but I think she's rounding the corner,
and I'm just crossing the fingers
and nobody else comes down with it,
so we'll be laying low with her.
And I don't know.
Maybe you try to...
Listen, my husband wants to start Game of Thrones.
Should I do that?
You've said I'm debating it.
To me, it's the greatest TV show ever.
It's not my favorite, but it's the greatest TV show of our lifetime.
So he's dabbled in it, but I guess it's coming back.
It is, the final season.
Final season.
If you were going to start, it's right now because you could actually finish it and be a part of pop culture as it ends.
Right.
But it's a lot.
I know.
You can't not focus on the show.
It's one of those shows you have to watch the whole time.
It's spin your eyes watching it.
It's a lot.
Oh, okay.
Well, I guess, I don't know.
We'll debate that this weekend.
What about you?
Well, Morgan number two and I are going to go watch Casey Musgraves tonight.
Oh, yeah.
Fun.
It's probably going to be so amazing.
Yeah, right?
That'd be good.
And tomorrow I'm taking your son.
We're going to do a hip-hop dance class together.
That's right.
A lesson.
Again, I'm not used to having these weekends to do things.
I'm trying to do things.
Are you all going hard after the show, like going out?
I don't know.
Oh, hockey talk about it.
Good question.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Yeah, you're already out.
That's not hockey talking.
That noise you made is not hockey talking.
The noise you made is going to the rave.
Club.
Poocha, poochia.
Lunch about what you know, but...
I'm going to try to watch that movie A Star is born.
Everybody's been hyping it up like it's amazing, so I maybe need to see that.
I think I want to watch Abducted at a Plainside this weekend.
Oh, God.
Right.
I told you watch the Green Book.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that'll do it for us.
Have a great weekend.
At Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
You want to hit me up over there.
Have a great weekend.
Bye, bye, bye.
See you Monday.
Get your bobby bones on.
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