The Bobby Bones Show - Jason Aldean Stops In To Talk About Dad Life & Diaper Changing + Amy Has A Bad Mom Moment + Lunchbox Tries To Catch A ‘Baby’ Dropped From Four Story Building

Episode Date: January 25, 2018

Jason Aldean Stops In To Talk About Dad Life and Diaper Changing, Amy Has A Bad Mom Moment and Lunchbox Tries To Catch A ‘Baby’ Dropped From Four Story Building Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, Bobbi Bones. Yeah, welcome to Thursday. More studio! Morning! Oh, man. Let's go over to Peggy and Mississippi. Peggy, good morning. Good morning.

Thank you for calling. What's going on? I'm just so glad to hear Amy's back. I just can't believe it. I'm so glad to get back. But y'all guys did a great job once he was gone. And so I just thought y'all needed to know that. Oh, well, thank you.

You know, I got to be honest with you, the fellow's here on the show, meaning lunchbox and Eddie. Who, who, who, who, who, who. have been a little hurt because everyone's been so much like, thank God Amy's back. Yeah, a little bit. In part of that, I've also said the same thing to them. They did. I mean, they did.

And Morgan number two did great. She did. Morgan number two did. And Raymond, it was a group, and Hillary, it was all a collective effort. What shows us that everyone on the show is equal to one Amy. Wait, no. What? Man, that's really a good day for my ego.

Well, I feel like If anybody was gone For the length I was gone It would be a gap And everyone would have to pull together And fill their shoes Yeah, like the gap Let's just, for example, the gap

If Eddie left. You know that gap Between your refrigerator and the floor? Stop! Stop! Like a fruit loop Gets under there and you're like, oh man, when Amy leaves, it's like the Grand Canyon. That's mean. I know it is. It is, it is. You're the refrigerator gap.

What's the need for that? You know, like lunchbox is a gap. You know how your teeth in the back, or you're kind of together? Yes. If it was gone, that's like that gap. Only like a really tough piece of meat can get up there. I'm just kidding. I'm totally kidding.

Everybody on this show has a really important role. It is good to have Amy back, and I appreciate your call, Peggy. I appreciate you. Hey, oh, let me give you one of those. I appreciate you. Thank you, Peggy. Bye-bye. Okay, let me do it.

Let's do it. Cheryl has to say, just to get the pulse of people early in the morning. Hey, Cheryl. Hi. Good morning. What's going on? Nothing much. Just on the way to work. Well, there are a lot of things to talk about. What would you like to say? I would like to say, Amy, I'm so happy you're back. Congratulations. And you're going to be an awesome mother. Yeah. How much was she missed, though? I had one to ten. Ten means, oh, the show is terrible without her. Come on. One to ten. Ten. Yeah. I'm the only one clapping.

Because I don't want to hurt these guys feelings. They've worked hard. They did it okay. Well, no, it's not the same. You got to understand. You guys are a pack. That's right. And when one's missing from the pack, it kind of throws off the dynamics. Yeah, let me make you a person again.

Like, let's say Eddie, for example. Okay. Let's say the glove compartment was missing out of a car. I mean, a little inconvenient. But, Amy, when you're gone, there's no steering wheel or wheels. Oh, stop. Right, you know what I mean? It's so rude.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're the glove compartment. For example, let me do lunch bikes. Yeah, okay. You know how when you open up your wheel. your gas thing and it pops open. You know that little cover? That's lunchbox. You can still drive the car, you still put the, but the boop

it's not there. The door. Yeah, like you need all that. Again, I kid. I kid, I kid. Cheryl, thank you for calling. I appreciate it. Thank you. Have a great day, you guys. Yeah, thank you. All the guys are like that day, yeah.

They will have a great day, thank you. Amy coming back and her everybody's feeling except me. I'm top of the world. I know, but I'm not even trying to hear anybody's feeling. I know. I love it. If anything, I'm like, we're all gasoline. We all make the car go. There we go. But you are Ultra. You're still an engine

and you're a super... Yeah, yeah, yeah. These guys over here are watered down regular. Regular unloaded. They're in that one of those dateline NBC's how the gas station guys watering down the gas to make a profit. Dang. I know. Wow. I'm kidding. I just kidding. It's crazy that even happens, though. I know. But everybody's important. Thank you for...

Are you kidding or not? Nah, yeah. Yeah, I am kidding. Okay, let's get the show started just giving you guys a hard time. Bobby bones. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. A doctor in Georgia was so dedicated that as it snowed and man did it snow in the South

last week and we all were like, what's happening? He said, I'm not going to stop me from going to see my patients. So Dr. Dean McKenzie, chief of cardiac surgery at Children's Hospital of Atlanta, put his boots on, walk to the heart hospital all through the roads. And the snow and the ice, and no cars were on there. But here's this doctor walking, treacherous, going in to save lives. That's what I'm talking about right there. That's what I do, Spide's Doctor.

Dedication. I'd walk anyway. Oh, you would. Even on the good street. Oh, yeah. Just to let me know. For real. For real, that's awesome.

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A manhunt is currently underway. In health news, pharmacies across the country are seeing record numbers of flu shot requests. They're advising that there could be long lines. They're also saying it's not too late to get your flu shot. And finally, Elton John announced his upcoming tour is going to be his last. The tour kicks off in September. All right, Jason Aldina later. But Morgan number two goes to a movie.

and Amy, you tell me how you feel about this. Okay. She goes and she watches 12 Strong, which you thought was a fantastic movie, right, Morgan, number two? Yeah, like one of my favorite movies ever now. Her and her boyfriend, and it was her boyfriend's pick, and a little bit she was resentful. Yeah, a little bit.

So what she did, instead, she movie hopped, and after that movie, she walked over to another movie for free, didn't pay, and watched what? Forever My Girl. Now. I haven't heard of either of these movies, but okay. How do you feel about movie hopping? I don't, I'm not a movie hopper

Why? Why? Why? I mean, I haven't ever done it because you're Because are you supposed to pay for the movie? Yeah, you're supposed to pay for the movie. That's right. You're stealing. And man, I have seen people come in with the flashlights to check people's tickets and how? Oh, that would just be nervous. The anxiety would get you? Yeah. But you watched them both, no problem. Yep, we didn't have any issues. It was really like dead in the movies. But how did you feel about it? You were just kind of like, okay? I was really guilty. Like, I felt really bad. I was excited afterwards because I saw both movies, but I felt guilty. So for about 10 seconds, she was like, they're like, ah, it's great.

But what she did, though, I challenged her. I said, you know, the price of the ticket that you ripped off from the movie theater, that's just trying to make a bug. What are you going to do? So she did something for charity. What did you do? I donated the $25 to Kansas Humane Society, which is where I adopted my dog from. Okay. So in the end.

Evened it out. Almost. There's still the dishonest part of her heart that exists, but a good thing happened because of it. Yeah, yes. Do you feel better about it? I do. I feel better that I helped something. I mean, I still feel guilty that it happened, but part of me feels like something happened in there that made me grow up a little bit, that I had to get that out, a little bit.

That was you sewing your wild oats. Wow, crazy. She movie hopped and now she can tell her kid about her wild days. I'm glad to hear Morgan number two that you went. and did something to remedy the fact that what you did was dishonest. Well, thank you. And don't movie hop anymore. I won't.

Okay. Just say no to movie hopping. Yeah, just say, although lunchbox still does it. I do it, no problem. Yeah. But that's you. No shame in my game. That's right.

No shame in anything. No. Come on, Bobby Bones show. Amy's back today for a little tell me something good. Lunchbox is here. I'm here. Let's go. Tell me something good.

Lunchbox's coming to you. Shana has had a rough year. been taking care of her mom full time. So in between that, she's been working odd jobs, trying to make enough money, looking at being homeless, buys a lottery ticket, scratches it off. She wins $400,000. That's awesome. But let me just say again, she was struggling, right? Right.

I just don't know that I would buy a lottery ticket if I was struggling. I probably buy a pack of bologna because that's what I used to eat when I was struggling. I'm glad she won. That's an awesome story. story. I just go, I love it. You know what? I love that. Yeah. Good ending. Good ending. Yeah. She won. She won. I wonder how many tickets she bought where she had won, though.

Or with all the people that are struggling and buy tickets and don't win. But she won. But she won. Investment. Good investment. It's not an investment. Yes. Corey thought he was in for another slow, quiet night, a regal cinema is 19 in Tom Ball, Texas, right side of Houston where he works, 18 years old. But he's wrong. As he worked a box office window, he heard a coworker, You call 911.

A customer had stopped breathing. The team knows CPR. So as the ambulance was coming, I got this, runs out to that little glass booth where they sell tickets and starts to dov-d-do-choo-pumping on his chest. He breathes. He's back alive when the EMS gets there. Wow. If they don't give him all the movie posters or if they don't give them that stand-up from the Incredible. Yes, the cardboard stand-up.

What's the use? You know. Amy, you're up. So a woman was on a flight. The plane was 35,000 feet in the air. over the Atlantic, there's nowhere to go, and she goes into labor. But luckily, there was a urologist on the plane and a pediatrician, and together they were able to move her to first class where there was more room and less passengers, and she gave

birth. So neither one, that's not an OBGYN. Nope. A urologist. But, you know, my friend that's a doctor, he's our doctor, actually, you have to go through all the different trainings, and then you choose your field. So he's- For general practice even, yeah.

He's not a baby delivery doctor, but he's probably delivered like 400 babies. Well, I've learned a lot of different technologies and broadcast. I wonder if I could do that. I've just learned a lot, you know? Maybe. Man, I couldn't do it. And I probably, if they're like, hey, so I need you give me first class seat? I'm like, man, I never fly first class.

And now there's a baby trying to get my seat. No, they moved her. They moved everybody up to first class because there was more room. That's what I'm saying. Okay. But somebody's got to move out. Oh, got to. And I don't get to fly first class that often.

I'm like, come on, man. I get what you're saying. And they asked me to move back and the seats all baby. Oh, no. And that's tell me something good. What was the childhood snack of your time? Those Debbie Swiss rolls.

Man, Debbie Swiss rolls were so money. There was two in a pack. Wow. Yeah. And then when you'd peel it off that piece of, you know, paper. The cardboard had the chocolate on it. Someone would be on there and you could just lick it.

Yeah. Been there. I know. Wow. It's been a minute. I've had one of those, and they were so good to me. For me, I really liked oatmeal cream pies, and I would eat a whole box of those, because it was in a tall, square tube

type thing. I needed a whole box of those. And then even the marshmallow pies, not the moon pies, those were too big and expensive, but the same company made marshmallow pies, I would eat those like crazy. That was a snack of my childhood. Lunchbox? Oh, that's easy. The pecan twirls. Huh?

Which ones are those? Oh, my gosh. You guys don't know these. No. Oh, my. They're like little twirl bread they have like pecan and cinnamon in the little squirrel A honey bun? Nope

No Eddie Oh those cheese The cheese crackers with a dip And you had a little red stick And you would put the cheese in it And put it on the cracker I love those

So when I say What's the snack of your childhood That's what comes to mind Oh yeah first thing You peel the plastic And then dip the stick Raymond what about you Buddy how old are you

32 What's the childhood snack? I got to go with Anything Little Debbie probably the chocolate cake with the whites who were on the middle. So same as Amy's. Yeah.

Hey Morgan number two, you're the youngest in here, 24 years old. What was the childhood snack for you? It was definitely Cosmic Brownies. What? Cosmic Brownies. What?

Cosmic Brownies. Your parents let you take those? Cosmic. Yeah, that sounds like fun. Wait, wait. Did your parents know you're eating them? Was this high school? From your fridge.

That is not little bit of me. What's a cosmic brownie? They're literally brownies with like little sprinkles in them. Come on, man. Oh, I. It's a generational thing. They are Little Debbie. It's like Little Debbie upgraded for the new generation.

Looks like they have nerds on top. Yeah. They're so good. Yeah, I don't even know what that is. It's our little Debbie, you know. Improved? Improved. That's when they decided to change things up.

Bobbi Bones show. Boney up the day. This story comes us from Burlington, Vermont. A family was on vacation from Connecticut when they decided, oh, we're lost. We better turn on our GPS. Following the GPS, they take a wrong turn out onto a frozen lake. Oh, no. These stories are always crazy to me.

Frozen Lake cracks. They got out, but the Jeep went down, down, down. So they need a new Jeep, but they all survived. Sounds like a Johnny Cash song. Down, down, down. The farting ring of fire. Man, it's weird to me that people would turn onto a lake. I bet you the GPS didn't even say turn then.

It's probably like in 300 feet. And it's always that Should I turn here or should I? Yes, I hate that. There's a road in the middle of the pond. Wait for that road. Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

Mr. Bobby Bowie Bow. I was looking online and Paddington 2 is the highest reviewed movie of all time. Really? Of all time? It's the highest reviewed movie to this point of all time.

This new one, not the first one. Paddington 2? The new one, yeah. That's the one that you, the junior son. Yeah, he saw it on his birthday. Oh, what do you think? My husband took my kids to see it. Really? Yeah. I have

Junior, and he's now 10-year-old talking about Paddington, too. What's the name of the new Paddington movie? Paddington, too. Okay. What's it about? Paddington wants to buy a rare pop-up book for his aunt's 100 birthday, but then someone steals it, and he's at the wrong place

at the wrong time, and the police think that he stole the book and he goes to jail. Oh, so does he ever give his aunt the pop-up book? You'll have to see. Okay. What was the overall feeling of the movie. Is it like happy? Is it funny? What's the deal? It was heartwarming. Oh, it warmed your little heart.

Would you say you cried in the movie? Almost, but not. No, no. Like maybe a little tear? No, but I almost did. You liked the time movies. How long was it? One hour and 43 minutes. Ooh, let's give it a pause. How many paws do you give it instead of stars? You get it? Oh, yeah, five paws because he's a bear. Okay. What's the next movie you want to go see?

Oh, the Peter Rabbit movie. Okay, when does it come out? It comes out February. Okay. And he's a garden warrior. All right. And he fights this. Okay, okay.

We'll talk about that later. How was this 10th birthday? It was good. He had a really good time. He went to a restaurant called the aquarium. I guess it's like a restaurant where... To the mall and there were fish all over. That's it.

No, I also went. Is it cool? He loved it. Yeah, you mean, you get to look at a cool fish while you eat. He was like, Dad, it's like they have 800, 800,000 gallons of water or something. And every species of fish, it's awesome. And I was like, what you? What, you eat shrimp?

I'm like, that's kind of weird. You ate their buddies. Yeah. Oh, man. They're like watching him. And so, yeah, so he ate there and then went over to the movie theater and watched Paddington. What did you get him for his birthday?

We got him a lava lamp. That was his big present that he wanted. Oh, he wanted it. Yeah. Listen, for Christmas, which was just a month ago, we got him a leopard gecko. So we went a little smaller. And, dude, he wanted a lava lamp. I'm like, what child 10-year-old wants a lava lamp?

Are you looking under his? That's what I thought, too. I'm like, why are you listening to Jimmy Hendrick? all of a lot of a lava lamp Why you want Taco Bell at 9 in the morning? He wants a midnight snack You're like, okay Dad

Dad Hey Dad I'm glad he liked a movie Did your kids like it? They did, yeah I don't know that they'd seen Paddington one Yeah But we heard it was cool for kids

And it was their first time going to a movie theater ever And yeah Oh wow That was pretty amazing Yeah And pause would they give it? How many paws? Yeah

Oh. You get it. He's a bear. Yeah, pause. Okay. I don't know. They're optimists. They're bright kids.

Five out of five. There is. There you go. So yesterday was your first day here on the show, Amy. And you go back home and were the kids cool to you? Not taking them to school. Was it a thing? Yeah, it was not a thing.

I kept saying, did you miss me taking you to school? Did you dance like you just did when you said that? Yeah, I do that a lot. They definitely do not think I'm cool. I feel like I try to. to, you know, make things fun when I talked to them. Does it make you appreciate the fact that you didn't think your mom was cool and she probably kind of was?

No, I'm cool. My mom was not that cool. See, you still feel that way. She wasn't. She didn't dance when she talked to me. Yeah, but you shouldn't do that dancer. That shimmy you're doing? Not that cool.

You look like Elvis. I love putting on music and having dance parties in the kitchen. An advice that some apparent gave to me is like sometimes when it gets stressful, just blast the music with everybody and say, okay, stop dance party and try to reset. Does that work? Well, they haven't caught on to what dance party means. So it's just me doing dancing by myself. Stop, loud music and watching me do something awkward.

Yeah. They just, I start, I yell, Alexa, play dance music. I don't say, don't do that because everybody likes to go on. Oh, my bad. But my kids love yelling that. Sorry, people. So yesterday was okay, they didn't freak out. No.

You were there when they came home from school. No. I was a little disappointed about it all. You were disappointed. They weren't sad? Yeah. Yes, but they're just not that into me. They are into you.

They are in a different way. They are. In a different way. Yeah. They realize that I'm mom and, yeah. I mean, I like that they want me with them a bedtime to read and cuddle. How'd that go last night? Good with the daughter. Not so much with the son. We have bedtime stickers.

He did not earn his bedtime sticker. Nope. What's his bedtime? Well, we haven't quite. We don't have like a solid time, but I would like for it to be eight. Well, that's a problem if you don't have an expectation set for them. We do have an expectation, but we just haven't. gotten it down.

Let me tell you, by the way, you'll see two that I give great parenting advice. Right, Eddie? Yeah. We're doing it for years with Eddie. I was agreeing with him right now. I mean, Bobby 8 is the goal, but I mean, hello. I've only had them for four weeks.

Chill out. Oh, my bad. Cool mom alert. What time did he get to bed? I don't even know. I know I got to bed at like 2.30. Oh, wow. Had to go.

Because I could try to sneak out of his bed. Oh, gosh. There's a thing. Lunchbox went Christmas caroling. right before you got back, Amy. It was like January 15th. Oh. He went to houses whose Christmas lights were still up.

Okay, that makes sense. And he's like, oh, let's see if they're still in the Christmas mood. I can see you're still in the Christmas spirit with the Christmas lights, so I thought I'd sing you a Christmas song. You know Dasher and dancer and prancer and vixen. My baby's actually... Comment and Cupid. Thank you.

Oh, my God. But do you know the famous Rudolph, the Red Nose, Rain, dear. Thank you so much. Oh, thank you. Merry Christmas. So he goes... His baby was sleeping. He kept on. He goes, and my baby, yeah, but do you know dash her and dancer?

That's no joke. If this baby's sleeping, you better watch out. He didn't. He just kept saying. I had bells on a sweater and everything. Again, these people should have their lights down, right? Merry Christmas. I see you're still in the Christmas spirit, so I'm going to do some Christmas caroling.

Dashing through the snow. And a one horse open sleigh. Over the fields we go. Laughing all the way. Bells on bobtails ring. Making spirits bright. Oh, what fun it is to ride and sing in a slang song tonight. Jingle bells, jingle bells.

I'm all right. Oh, all right. Merry Christmas. So, there's an update to the story. Lunchbox goes back to the houses. And what happened? Two of the three have their lights down. And the third person had the lights up, but they were off. Yeah.

Lunch got them. All right. Yeah. There it is. That's one way to do it. That's funny. That's funny. My baby's sleeping.

Yeah, relax. Okay, but do you know dancer? That was the best part. Because you're never going to get a question. One of five of us this year will do this with our cell phone. Amy? Clean out phone numbers. Who?

Nope. Okay. Lunchbox. easy. Drop it in the toilet. Oh, yeah. Ding, ding, ding, ding. Go ahead.

Oh, that's it. Yeah. Look at that guy. Just another day? Just another day. Yeah, there it is. Dropping the toilet's the answer. We had people here that were going to answer.

Josh and Arkansas, what was your answer going to be? I was going to say, some of the people have cases. We've already have seen broken screens. Well, I have a lot of friends still dropping on the front. But everybody's got broken on screen. Oh, yeah. A little cracky crack.

Amy's always, I think she bought her in broken. Yeah, thanks for the call. Sorry you didn't get in, but if it makes you feel any better, you wouldn't have been right. So there you go. Appreciate you, Josh. Yesterday morning was Amy's first day back on the show, so she gives her kids a shout-out over the radio while they're in the car. Going to school, yeah.

Yeah, so this is that audio, and they didn't really care that much. Their mom was yelling at them. I laughed all night watching this video. It has, I think on my Instagram, like 150,000 views. And you can see it, Mr. Bobby Bones. But here. Hi, I hope you have a great day in school, and you're going to be great. I will see you later today.

You're awesome, and I love you. Yeah, it's Bobby. This is Bobby. What up? Yeah. All right. Everybody. Yeah, I said he.

Bobby, right on. I gave you the blankets, remember? Bobby. Bobby, do you, me? I think. Hi, guys. See you later. Baby.

Bobby. They're waiting for me to talk back. Yeah, I know. And then I felt bad watching it that I didn't talk back to them. Yeah, I know. Because I think they thought I was on Bluetooth. They did. I'm telling you, that's happened when we're in the car before,

and I tried to explain to them the show and turned you on. I don't know if you were doing a commercial or the show or what, but they were trying to talk to you through those speakers. Now I'm the guy who won't talk back to them. They think I just get on the phone. It's not going to matter. They're still like you. They're not going to like me.

It's fine. It's like, I'm the mom. You're the cool. Yeah, I'm the cool guy. The Bobby Bones Show There was a story talking about how, regardless of how much you study, half of your intelligence is just genetic. Yeah.

So it does affect it somewhat, but you can't go from being... Your genes are not that smart, to be in super smart. Mm-hmm. So it doesn't matter how much you study, half of your intelligence goes down to your genes. The scientists say, environmental factors also come in. nutrition, parenting.

They also talk about nature versus nurture. So the same with bodies, though. Some bodies, you have to work a lot harder to get the same results for other bodies. True. And I think it's unfair how we'll see pictures of magazines and go, well, this is the perfect body. To some people, that's just not attainable. Yeah. It physically, because of genetics, is not attainable.

And I guess, same thing with genetics. Why are you laughing, Eddie? Well, I think it's interesting because, like, I mean, so your parents, were they really smart? Because you're, like, genius. Exactly. I don't know, because I never knew my real dad. And my mom got pregnant at 15. And I don't.

Maybe they were never given. Yeah, I don't know. Maybe they never went to their full potential. Maybe. Nobody in my family was known as someone. I was first from graduate high school, my whole family. So I don't know. So, I mean, I appreciate the conversation.

compliment. Well, I was just thinking that, and then my parents are really smart, and I'm, like, just there. You haven't used the other half. You haven't applied yourself. So I don't know. Maybe it's skip a generation and your 10-year-old is super smart. My kids are going to be so smart. It says half of your intelligence comes down to your genes. They found that the effect of rare and common genetic explained a lot of the intelligence of people. But the same thing physically, too. We end up looking like our parents. That's what we all end up looking like. Regardless, it's just how long until we look like this. Is that why guys always say, like, you want to see how pretty your wife's going to be?

Look at her mom. Absolutely. Kind of shallow, but yeah. It's not shallow. You want to see how your husband looks? Look at his dad. If he's bald, your husband's going to be bald. So, and everyone go, no, it's in the mother's gene.

It's in both. And both can be passed down. But yes. But, like, the baldness you maybe can't do anything about, but physique or physical. Or a wig. But you could still work out to change. Like, you genetically may not be that way. But if, say, if you take a road that's different than your parents eating,

wise and exercise wise, you can alter that. You got to alter it hard though. Yeah, you can still alter it. Oh, boy. Long day, long night. For me, just had to go speak at a radio thing yesterday. And I sometimes feel like radio people get mad at me when I get up and say things like, hey, we have to try to matter.

And I was giving this whole speech on, who cares what I said? I just don't even like when they make me speak in front of radio people, because they already don't like me. But you told them that you need to, like, as radio people, we need to matter? Like, we need to... Well, Amy was with me. I don't think it was just radio people need to matter. But in general, if you're trying to do something and you want to be... You're out there trying to be known, you need...

It's like, it's okay to have people mad at you. Yeah, whether you're an artist or... Or radio person. I was like, guys, we're just trying to play safe. Everybody's trying to play safe. It's okay if people don't like you. Got it. What was happening was, I did the thing with...

What is not... It's okay if people don't like you. Are you sure? Are you talking about you? Everybody likes you. No, no, people struggle with that. None of those people online. I see them.

I know. They've been mom shaming you like crazy. I know. Does that drive you crazy? I'm trying not to let it get to me. That video I had on my Instagram of Amy's kids. There was the camera. And Launchbox does the same thing.

When you put a camera in his face, he goes, Bled. Amy's daughter does that. There's a camera in her face, and she went, and they were like, oh, I can't believe she would act like that. No, they were not. And I got on my Instagram, and I said,

whoa. First of all, she's 10. second of all lunchbox is 36 and he still does that what's wrong with that? No, they were saying she was disrespectful and that I'm a bad mom because I would allow my daughter to do something like that. First of all, I wasn't even there. Second of all, she's just a kid.

And did you reply to them and say, you're a loser? No, I did. Because they are losers. If you have a problem with a 10-year-old sticking out their tongue going, you are a loser. You are an absolute loser and you need to get a life. That is so annoying. It's a kid being a kid.

It's funny. Who cares? Oh my goodness. I can't believe I'm getting upset about this. I don't have kids. Don't look at Amy's videos because everybody has a comment. Everybody has a comment about how,

it makes me mad. Yeah. Okay, so anyway, we've gone off topic. Go ahead. But see, all I said was in this meeting of radio people, I was like, I was with Kid Rock, I can tell you about that later, and we go out and some people just don't like Kid Rock.

And I was talking about his music, and I said, hey, if you play a Kid Rock song, some people aren't going to like it, and a lot of people are, but you're actually going to matter in their life for a second. And that's all we're trying to do is matter. And then they're like, I guess Bobby again.

I don't know. I think that's a good point. For me. I mean, but you're trying to tell them. Like, everyone should be like this. No one wants to hear me preach. No one wants to hear me preach. But Amy and I did a radio thing yesterday.

You did good. Lunch, any of them weren't there, I guess. Any of you guys? No, they told us, don't worry about it. That's cool. I mean, I guess we're not. I mean, you say we're supposed to matter. I guess we don't matter because I had no idea about anything.

They were only two seats. Right. But I would like to at least. We're two people Yeah, but Amy and I were talking Oh, right, but we could have been in the crowd To at least see your speech And learn from your speech

Exactly I give it to you every day Yeah And to cheer for you during your speech And guys, let's be honest I have no idea what I was doing there I mean really Amy just said a little bit too But Bobby was like

Amy say hi and I was like Hi No, not true Not true Because that's not true Now you're in Okay, I'm just kidding That's me being uncomfortable

with, I did not understand really why I was there. I didn't understand why I was there either. They just said, go out there and talk and so I did. I love how we just do what we're told. Bobby, go talk. Amy, you stand there. Guys, don't show up. Even when we sat down, I'm like, Bobby, you're just going to do most of the talking, right? I was like, I don't know what we're doing here, so we'll just see how it goes.

I'm like, okay. And like all the managers and reclabel. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it was the whole thing. I think at one point in time, our boss, our big boss next to me told me to basically be quiet. You needed to move on. Is that wrap it up, Amy. I got a dude during the show. Do you guys want to play some easy trivia? Oh, great. Yep.

Of course. I'll go around the room. These are all questions you should know. That's why they're called easy trivia questions. Right. And if you miss one, we'll laugh because they're easy. We're going to go over to Amy first. Don't miss it, Amy.

Bring it. How many time zones are in the continental United States? It's easy. Mountain, eastern. Central, Pacific. it. Four. Correct.

Easy trivia. I should have been faster than that. At what temperature lunchbox is water boil? Boil or please? Boil. Boil. Boyo, boyo, boyo, boyo. Man, I'm going to blame my parents on this one.

Go ahead. Genetics. Yeah. I'll say 180. You're just throwing a number out there. Just throwing it out there. Amy only guess? 212.

That's right. Amy's right. Wow. Dang. I would have also accepted 100 degrees Celsius. because it's zero and 100 on the Celsius. That's easier to remember. Yeah.

Okay. So lunchbox, get out of town, Joe. Well, my parents really screwed me on that one because they're not as smart as everyone else. Eddie, come on. What's Elvis Presley's middle name? Oh, Aaron. What? Nailed it.

Oh, come on. The two A's. Yeah, he's a guy. Amy, easy trivia. Okay, easy. Which president delivered the Gettysburg address? Lincoln. That's correct.

Wow, Amy. Easy trivia. you. Eddie. Come on. What state's nickname is Land of Enchantment? Oh, that would be Illinois. No, come on.

Oh, that's Arizona. You're closer? New Mexico. Sorry, you missed it, but no. It's New Mexico. It's New Mexico, right? Yeah, I knew that. God, what's wrong with me? Okay, I won. We're done. You didn't win. Amy, let me give you a few more. I was a winner. No, I don't want to play.

What's the... I'm like waiting for the one where I come off is totally dumb. What's the square root of 144? I know this See, I know this How would you know that? You got this. Yeah, because

this is the easy one, the square root of 144. What times itself, that's the square root is 144. I know. Take a guess. My brain can't do math. Take a guess.

What? Lunchbox, go ahead. 12. It's 12. It's 12. That lunchbox's got it. Which ocean, Amy's off the coast of California? Pacific.

There you go. Thank you. Amy's our winner. She's back. She's back. What? Go ahead. I was going to play your song.

I'm just mad about 12 times 12. I failed. It didn't matter. I want to shout out to New Mexico, especially Albuquerque. I love that place, and Eddie insulted you. I don't know why I thought Illinois was the land of enchantment. That's the land of Lincoln.

That's right. How do you all even know the land? Yeah, how do you know that? We've been everywhere, man. We've been everywhere. We've been to land of Lincoln. Land of Enchantment. Show me state is Arkansas.

Yeah, all that. What? Show me states. Arkansas? No, it's Missouri. Yeah, yeah. Arkansas's a natural state. Yeah, they have diamonds there. And people are like, I'm from Missouri, you got to show me. Yeah.

I'm like, dang, okay. And then, oh, H, I-O. The Buckeye State? The Buckeye State. I know my states. No, you don't. You just missed it. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Ed Shearin just bought four houses that stand side by side on the street where he lives. He now owns such a. big chunk of his neighborhood in a quiet part of England that his neighbors are calling it Shearinville. Is that what you were yelling at me for? Bobby, you should do this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, Bobbyville.

Bob Mountain Pine, Arkansas back? I don't know. I mean, it definitely would keep you for having to deal with neighbors that get mad of you for not mowing your yard or whatever. I just go crazy. It would be a jungle in there. What else, Amy? Brothers Osborne, they announced when their second album is coming out.

It's going to be April 20th. It's going to be called Port St. Joe. And this is the album that they recorded in Florida and a beach house for like two weeks. So I think it's going to have a good vibe. That's my intuition. Okay. So April 20th, look forward to that. I'm Amy.

That's your 32nd Skinny. On the Bobby Bones show now. Jason L. Dean. The guy comes in with a gift for me. Yeah, man. Oh, wait. What? I know he gave me a pair of headphones or like studio headphones.

Well, every time I come in here, I see you wearing those heads. phones that have the tape all over them, which you told me one time they were, you've had them forever, right? That was 17. Yeah. So when they die though? So when they die, I bought you a pair that, those are actually the ones that I use in the studio to record records and stuff with. They're awesome.

So I bought you a pair, just in case you ever want to retire those. Look at this guy. Either that, next time I'll bring you a new roll of duct tape. One of the two. This guy, bringing gifts. Man, how our relationship has progressed only years. You come in and I'm like scared of you the first couple times.

What is this? Now we see each other out and we just have conversations. I know. Well, I read your book and I read your first assessment of me and I was like, that's probably pretty accurate.

But I'm glad that, you know, now you got to know me a little bit and see how I really am, so that's good. Yeah, I'm not intimidated by the earrings and the necklaces and the songs, the flames. Because you know he walks around,

flames everywhere. Yeah. Like he didn't go down the street with that so much shooting flames out of him. Pretty awesome. I'll talk about this tour for a second because you have two people that I really enjoy and that are fantastic, which is Lauren Elena. Pound for Pound, one of the best singers in town. I agree.

She's amazing. She was actually on, I believe it was my kind of party tour a few years back, and she was brand new right off Idol. And we took her out. Actually, Luke was out on tour with me, and I think Lauren was opening for us. And I thought she was great then, you know. I think she was really young and new and really. really kind of hadn't found what her thing was yet, you know. And I think that's kind of hard to do sometimes when you're that young.

So I'm super proud of her, man. I've known her for a long time and really happy for her success she's had over the last year. And she's got another song that's doing really good for right now. So I'm happy to have her back out for sure. And Luke Combs, when he starts singing, it's like he's punching a wall. Like that guy sings pure and hard. Yeah. He scares us.

He's great, man. When I, first time I heard, you know, his first single hurricane, I thought it was great. I just, I didn't know who it was, but I thought the song was great. And so last year, I had a chance to, I went back to my hometown and we did a show for, that we've, we've been doing the last couple years, show for children's hospital there in Macon, Georgia. And Luke came and did the show with us, and I got a chance to see a show for the first time. And I dug him, man. I thought he was great. so I'm excited to have him out, and he's, you know, he's definitely having a great year.

The tour, same is the record name? No. No. Okay. I didn't know. High New Neon is the name of the tour, and the record will be something else. So what's High Noon Neon? Just a tour name?

Just a cool title. Okay. All right. Not much behind it other than, I just thought it was a cool title that was kind of visual. And, you know, for lack of better term, it's sort of like means daydream. and, you know, sitting in the bar at noon and getting over whatever you need to get over. So it's sort of another way of saying day drinking. Jason Aldine is here. You're going through the baby process again.

Yes, I am. Is it easier for you? Is it easier for me going through it now? Again, because you know you've done it before. Yeah. I think it probably helps a little bit the fact that I kind of know what to expect sometimes. But I also think, you know, every kid's different, you know, and it's been a long time since I've had a baby at home. So it's still, you know, I think anytime a new baby is in your house, it's tough.

You know, it's just trying to figure them out their personalities. And, you know, I forgot how much they eat. It's like all the time, man. Like every two hours he's eating. But does Jason Aldeen change diapers? Oh, for sure. Oh, good. Okay.

I love that. I'm full throttle. Your hands on. Dad, I'm going to do it all. Do you mow the yard ever? I don't do that. Because you got a big old patch. I got a hundred and thirty,

140 acres, man. If I mow the yard, it's like an all-day event. But there's a difference in the yard and the rest. Yeah, I don't do. I don't do the yard. I'll get on the tractor and cut, you know, some of the fields and stuff. But I'm not big on cutting the yard, no. What do you do in your home?

because you've been making a record over the best bit of time. Yeah, you know what? When I'm at home, man, I just kind of like to not really do much of anything. I mean, the rest of my time and when we're on tour and all that stuff, everything is sort of scripted out. You know, every day is planned out and you do this at this time and this at this time. So honestly, when I'm at home, I really just kind of like to not really do much of anything and just kind of hang out.

You're watching Netflix at all? I do watch Netflix. What are your shows? I watch You know, I'll just kind of surf around on there And try to find stuff that That I think looks cool And start getting into it

I like Stranger Things I've watched all that Ozark Ozark's good, right? Yeah, I love Ozarks So stuff like that You know, I'll just kind of find different things And I'm watching one right now

Called the Five That's kind of cool, so Is that about the Five people? What's the Five about? It's like a, I want to say It's like a British thing but it's like five friends, and one of them went missing when he was a kid,

and then his DNA turns up like 20 years later at a crime scene, and one of the friends is now a cop, so they're trying to figure out if it's their friend that went missing. It's crazy. I'm kind of just getting into it, too, but it was just one that I saw on there and started checking it out, seeing if I'd get into it, and now I'm a couple episodes in.

I'm going to ask you this. I hope it's okay. I mean, you recover from the ballgame? That was rough, man. I went to the game and, you know, obviously as a Georgia Bulldog fan, we were all super excited for the game and excited to be there. And it's been a long time, 37 years or something since we had been to that game. So we win and it was fun. I had a good time and it was a good game and it was a little bit of a heartbreaker at the end, but it was just kind of, it was

just a great year for us and fun to be there. I was going to say, isn't it exciting that Kirby Smart's there? he's turned that into a real-life program, recruiting, execution. He was definitely the guy for that job, you know, and I think it's cool, too, that he played at Georgia, you know, and he got a chance to come back to where he went to school. And really, you know, in two years, has turned that program around. And I think not only for a short term,

but I think just like, I think they're going to be something that's going to be pretty special for years. They're going to be awesome the next few years. Yeah, for sure. Jason Aldeens here. And so I have this thing. I always feel, and you'll, I think you'll agree with me, some of the songs that are biggest for you didn't go number one.

Like some of the songs, for example, how about this one right here? Amarillo Sky. I think that went to four or five. Four? Can you believe that? I'll tell you a funny story about that song. We were playing a show. one time in Charlotte at a bar there called Coyote Joe's.

And so this is before the song was a single, and I knew it was going to be. So, you know, we played the song, and I think that was my third single. So we had a couple songs and, you know, a couple hits already, but I was like, I knew that was going to be a single, so we played it for them. And I remember hearing somebody in the middle of the song yell out in the crowd and say, play something good. So I thought, well, maybe this isn't going to be a hit. I don't know.

But I always love that song. We still play it every night. And everybody sings that one back. It's just allowed. It goes over great, but it did. It peaked at four. So it was not a number one. Here's the thing that people don't know.

Well, people know. Here's this one. The fact this wasn't the number one? I think it went to two. Yeah. It's a, and I, another big one for us. You can't not play that song

at the show, can you? No, we play that every night, for sure. All right. Now that one, that one's different because that one went, if I'm correct, that one went number one on one chart and not on the other one.

It was not a universal number one, no, Jason! Yeah, so. My point is they should have been. Not an undisputed one. And then I'll hit this one real quick, too. Gonna know we were here. Crazy.

Of the last 15 years, Hicktown, wasn't a number one. It actually peaked at 9. It barely got in the top 10. Some of the biggest songs of the past 15 years. I would say have lasted some of longer than your number ones. Yeah, for sure. I mean, Hicktown, you know, I always tell people,

there's certain songs that play like a number one, and, you know, even though they weren't. And, you know, Johnny Cash was one. I think it went to five, you know, So we had, off the first album, we had, WI was a number one. It was our first one. And then the next album was relentless,

and we didn't have a number one off of that record. It wasn't until She's Country hit on the third album that we had another number one. So, but yeah, everything that sort of came in between there was. And that segment wasn't a, hey, you suck segment. It was a segment of, I can't believe. These songs are still so big and they've gotten bigger over time. Yeah, it's crazy.

I mean, a lot of those songs, I mean, people can't believe when I tell them, town barely got in the top 10 because it plays like a number one. And it was on the chart forever. It seemed like, you know, 50 weeks or so 47 weeks or something. It was crazy. But it, you know, it did its job, which was to help sort of launch us. And, you know, and we still play it every night and people love it.

We're going to have you back tomorrow. I'll just say something special happening tomorrow. We go with that? Yeah, can I say that? Absolutely. Okay, something special happening tomorrow. It's good to see you, my friend. Thank you, man.

Good to see you. And I'll be counting the minutes, 23 hours and 59 seconds, 23 hours. It's 23 hours and 58 seconds. I see you tomorrow. All right. Jason Aldeen, everybody. The Bobby Bones show. We're going to try to throw a baby off a building and see if lunchbox can catch it.

What's the baby doll? Okay, good clarification. A firefighter made national headlines for catching a toddler thrown from the fourth story of a burning building. Oh, my goodness. But lunchbox thinks this is no thing just to catch a baby. It's not a big deal. All you do is put your arms out. It falls right in your arms.

All right. Go on with your day. It's not a big deal. How high? Okay. Four stories. Whoa, no, that's so hard. That's really hard. It's not that hard, guys.

All you do is stick your arms there and it's going to fall into it. I was in the classroom practicing. Head producer, she was watching me throw it up. Catch it one hand and behind my back. Captain Scott Stroop, who I think is an absolute hero, was working on the ground. He caught the baby. Wow. He's now being recognized for his heroism.

So he didn't even have one of those, like, nets or trappolines. He just caught it with his. Yeah, with your two arms. I mean, a little six-pound baby. baby, oh, yeah, there you go. The baby doesn't move, it just falls straight down. What we're going to do is send you guys over. We have a parking garage that's four levels.

And Eddie will get on top of the parking garage at four levels. I'm the firefighter on the top. No. You're the baby thrower. You're the baby thrower. Okay. And lunchbox is the baby catcher four stories down. Wow.

Oh, my goodness. You only have one shot at this. You only catch it one handed, behind the back. What do you want me to do? Stop. It's so easy. We only have one baby. Is that right?

Just one baby doll? Well, yeah, you're treating this like real life. Yeah, but I bet you could redo it if it fell. Well, you have to throw it back up. I hope nobody driving by seeing this is like, oh my gosh. There's a baby. You guys head over to the parking deck. All right.

And then we'll check back in within a few minutes. All right. Come on, Captain. Let's go. Everybody's out of the studio except Amy and myself. So they're over heading toward the parking garage to throw this baby off four stories. It's a baby doll because lunchbox is for sure. or he can catch it.

Yeah, but you tossed it to him in the room and he missed it. The baby fell on the ground. It's on my instant story. Yes. And he was probably like, I don't know. 10 feet away. 10 feet away and you tossed it

and it dropped to the ground. And he was so confident and he was going to catch it. So you can look at my instant story, Mr. Bobby Bones. We're going to check in with them coming up in the next 10 minutes. They have to drive to the top,

lunchbox and stand at the bottom and they're going to throw the baby off four stories. I'm legit seriously nervous about people driving to work seeing this and thinking, not listening to our show and thinking that someone's throwing a baby off a roof. They're not going to think that.

Bobby, the baby looks real. You know what we need to do? Jason Aldine was in. We didn't do the morning corny. We have to get back into the habit of doing that. Okay. That's a really important bit, and our listeners missed it,

and I missed it while you were gone. But nobody's here to laugh. That's okay, I am. You won't. You never do. The morning corny. What time did ducks wake up? What time did ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn. All right. That was the morning corny. Here's the thing about our listeners. Yesterday I mentioned, I say, hey, there's a chart. There's a radio chart. And like the second half, the bottom of the chart, you have three female artists that are just trying to pop in

in the top half of the chart. And sell stories actually affect that because radio people will look at it and go, oh, it's selling. I said, here's who you should download. Like, go and download the songs. I say, Lauren Elena, doing fine. Daniel Bradbury's story. Sway.

It makes you want to sway to the left and sway to the racket. I think those are in the 40s and 30s. And Lindsay L. At 29, Criminal. And our listeners went and downloaded them like crazy yesterday. It was amazing to see. It's not a charity thing. It's nothing except if you had a buck 29 and you wanted to help a cause,

which is females of country music. And they did. Oh, and that's awesome. It was awesome. So shout out to. And sometimes people just need to be told or given. Some people, they don't know. and they're not paying attention.

So having you tell them like, hey, these are three really good songs. Like, go support and download if you like them. Obviously, people liked them. Yeah. So shout out to everybody who did that yesterday. And we're going to check in with those knuckleheads in a second. Mm-hmm. So we can just play a song because I don't know.

Hey, do we have any, do we know where they are? Are they close? They're heading over there. I mean, it's like five feet away. I know. When we come back, should they be here? They've also got to get into the parking garage. Yeah, but it's like, right, it's connected to the building.

I guess that's up too. What's wrong? Nothing. I just got a text and I forgot to leave my son's $4 for something they have going on special at school where the Venture Science Center is coming and they're supposed to bring $4 so they can participate. But I don't think they're coming until Friday, so I thought the money was due Friday. So he's at school without the $4? Yeah, and my daughter was playing with her fake money last night and he did keep saying, Mom, Mom, give me some of that money.

And I was like, this isn't real money. I'll get you or your real money. Don't worry. And then I forgot to leave it. So what do you do? I don't know. Now he's in the car on the way to school and he's like, I don't have my money. And he's like freaking out that maybe he's not going to get to participate.

Oh. Okay. If Stevenson's teacher is listening, you know, I'll bring it. You're good for it? Yeah, I'm good for it. I'll pay, I'll pay eight just to. But then that makes me think I know some kids in school. Yeah, I'm like, wait, $4?

Like, I'm thinking, what about? Maybe I should just pay extra just in case like there's other kids so they can cover it because. How many kids are in the class? Probably like eight. Okay. Again, because it's a very special program that they're in, but they're still at the school. I mean, it's a low-income school. I oddly have cash.

What if I just give you $60 and you pay for the whole class? Can that be done? I mean, yeah, I guess I just give it to the teacher. Let's just do that. Let's do that. Okay. That way he gets to go to. He'll get to participate.

I'll just cover the whole class. Oh, yeah. I just got to know. It's definitely due today. Okay. But it is for tomorrow. Do you have the teacher's number to text her? Yeah, I have her email.

Okay. Her name's Ms. Fuller. Shout out. We'll take care of it after this. Yesterday, Amy got me, though. I'm going to wait. I'm going to wait to the whole show coming back before I tell this story.

Wait. They're on hole here in our Facebook Live. Hey, are you guys there? Oh my gosh, we're here. Okay. Lunchbox, I'm only talking to you right now, okay? Okay, talk to me. Lunchbox is at the bottom of the parking garage.

How many stories is this thing? Four stories. Okay. And what's going to happen? is because of the news story where the they threw the baby four stories and the firefighter caught him lunchbox said i can do this so he's down below four stories yeah no problem Eddie i'm talking to you now you're on top right hey bones i'm on top of the four story building right now okay so you're gonna throw the baby in lunchbox you're going to try to catch it with both hands because if you miss it

i don't want any excuse dude there's no excuses it's so simple i'm just going to go like ah snatch it okay let me get some fireman on damn all right eddie's at the top lunchbox is at the bottom Lunchbox, are you ready? Oh, you, are you, well, I'm gonna put you on speakerphone and I'll set the phone down. Okay, lunch, you're putting the phone down. Eddie, are you ready up top? I'm ready. I got my baby in my arm.

How big we said the baby is? The baby looks like it was born yesterday, so it's like an infant, infant. So it's even smaller than the one thrown from the actual building. Way smaller. It's even easier to catch. Okay, all right, lunchbox, put the phone down. Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, we got you.

You're on speakerphone now, right? Yeah, I'm on speakerphone! Eddie, you ready? I'm ready, bone. Go ahead. Lunchbox, go ahead. Okay. Wait, whoa, whoa, don't throw it yet. Eddie, don't throw it until I say, okay?

I'm not throwing it. Trust me, I don't want to throw this baby down to him. Okay. Lunchbox, stop yelling. Yeah, some people are probably sleeping. No, yeah, people are sleeping around there where you are. He's so loud. Okay, so what's going to happen is Eddie's going to throw the baby.

Lunchbox is going to catch it from four stories below. He claims it's no problem. Eddie, are you ready? I'm ready, Bob. You just tell me when. Hey, Eddie, just kind of, when you throw it, kind of toss it up a little bit. Like, don't just drop it.

Like, toss it up. Okay, you got it, you got it. Okay, here we go. No, lunch, we're not talking to you. Okay, here we go. Lunchbox, here we go. In three, two, one, toss the baby.

I don't want to throw it. Tell me. I don't want to throw it. Okay. He dropped it. He dropped it. I mean, not funny. I mean, poor baby, but still.

Okay. Lunchbox? What do you have to say for yourself? You dropped it? Listen, listen, my hands are frozen. I'm sitting out here in the 28-degree weather. Oh. I watched it on Facebook.

And it hit his hands and hit his knee and then you try to kick it. You know how you drop your cell phone? You know how you drop your cell phone? You try to put your foot under it to save it? That's what he did to the baby. I mean, I guess it actually probably is a good idea to slow the fall,

but still. He dropped my baby. Oh, my hands. Okay, so now lunchbox has to call that firefighter. Lunchbox, say, repeat after me. I lunchbox. I lunchbox, and rob because my hands have frostbite. Okay. Come on back in, boys.

Hey, Bones. Yeah. Bye. Hey, Bones. I heard him the news story that after he dropped the baby, the parent had to jump to. Oh, Eddie. Catch Eddie, lunchbox. Eddie's going to jump. Oh, no.

All right, boys. Come back in. All right. Lunchbikes did not catch the baby. I mean, it hit his arms and then his knee. Then again, he tried to kick-save it, and the baby still hit the ground. We just dropped a baby doll off a four-story building. Lunchbox said he could catch it like the fireman. He didn't.

He didn't catch it. We'll put the video up. Not only did he not catch it, he didn't try to knee it, then tried to kick it all on the way down. And he blames it on frostbite. It was amazing. It was amazing. And what would you like to say now? I'd like to say you had me out in the 28 degree weather for like 30 minutes

and I had frostbite setting in. You could see the discolouration of my fingers. I am just now getting feeling in my fingers right now. So I brace the fall. The baby is a-okay. No, I do it. Wait until the video gets posted. You'll see it.

That baby is not a-okay. He has an excuse for everything. It's not an excuse. Bobbi-Bomb. everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. I did an event with Kid Rock yesterday.

And, well, it wasn't me, but I don't call him Bob. His name is Bob, and he's like, call me Bob. And I'm like, okay, Kid Rock. Yeah. I mean, I'm such a loser because I have been a Kid Rock fan. In college radio, I used to play Kid Rock like crazy. When I did alternative radio, when I was a teenager, I loved. Kid Rock. And so

we were sitting back like 20 minutes before and it was this big radio thing and he asked me, he said, hey, would you mind coming out and interview me because I don't feel comfortable with anybody else? And why he picked me? I don't know. I guess the same reason he said he came and did this show. He only did two shows. He did Howard Stern and this show

and that was it. I guess according to him, I'm not going to gotcha him. I'm not trying to gotcha anybody. Bring him in and trap him. Oh. They go, give me a headline. I want to talk about things, but I don't try to lure artists into places they regret going. I try to comfortably walk them there. And if they want to go, there's a difference.

So, I'm with Kid Rock and we're talking for like 20 minutes. I think he's mellowed a bit. He's talking about his grandkids. Yeah, which is crazy to think he has a grandchild. I feel that. That's weird. I enjoyed hanging out with him. And I know he's this polarizing figure, and I think a lot of it's done for show.

towards like I'm Kid Rock and he even alluded to the fact like man I should have got so involved in politics he even said that where I feel this is just me guessing after spending time with him that I feel like he was just doing that

because that was a hot thing to get attention right then and I'm guilty of that too trust me I'll hop on something my goal is to get ratings on this show and I think he was just being Kid Rock and he said yeah so that politics thing probably shouldn't have done that

So I just won't call him Bob They message me after And he's like hey man Thank you so much Bob Sincerely Bob Okay Kid Rock Yeah Wasn't this thing jammed up

Oh so good I swear I'll change my way I love Cheryl Crow too Probably more than Kid Rock And I love Kid Rock Yeah you would marry Cheryl Cheryl, maybe, I'm just one of my top artists of all time. Like in my heart, I geek out around Cheryl, and Amy's kind of friends with her, which is weird.

That is weird. I know, Amy's so cool. But I'm with Kid Rock, and he has this new song called American Rock and Roll, and it's good. It's not like a, because I asked him, I said, hey, how do you do the, my name is kids? I said, do you ever use a track? No, man, but it hurts. Oh. Because he still does it.

Where he gets on stage at the end, it goes, my name is kids. he's like but have to stop soon because I'm getting old but the song's called American rock and roll not really what you'd expect on the title of it I like it yeah me too it's just like a song and if you didn't know it's kid rock you'd be like that's a good country song but if you think it's kid rock you either you love it before you hear it

or before you hear it you just have some idea but I enjoy my time with them and I try not to I try not to judge people based on their public famous persona because sometimes you're just paying the bills with that you're just paying the bills so I don't know

and I don't know wild Kid Rock either because he was definitely he had his wild days he probably still his bid what do I know but I had a good time he's like no man Bob I said okay Kid Rock

I'm still stuck on the fact that he's a grandpa yeah that's weird yeah but so and when he came in we got some pushback I'm not

I just I don't care what your political opinion is, it's never really mattered until now when you have to hate somebody or love somebody based on how they feel about something. Which is why we don't talk about politics. Like at all, we stay away from it totally. Jason Aldeen was in a bit ago

and the first comment on my Instagram when he came in was asking what was gonna do about gun control. No. We're talking about music. Not gonna do that. We know Arlene. Yeah, you're not like Wolf Blitzer. We try to stay in it.

Yes, I'm Shepard Smith. So this is the Kid Rock song. Listen to it. Just see if you like it. It's called American Rock and Roll. From Kid Rock. Love him, hate him, whatever the case is. Eliminate that.

Just listen to the song. American Rock and Roll. Here you go. Eat a rolling dead light shining on rusty fences as a pass to rail yard. Black leather jacket on a Friday night. Fire up the light around a lucky strike. Radio's saying take a walk. on the wild side

and it's got me feeling like Amy forgot to give her son $4. He's supposed to take $4 in school today so he could take part of a program and she forgot. He told me all night, don't forget I need my $4, don't forget I need my $4.

And I mean, he really doesn't say many words in English, but he was saying, don't forget I need my $4. Did you get him the $4? I forgot to leave him the $4. So he went to school today with no money. Oh, no.

Yeah, here's his video to his mom. Mom. My money for school. Mom, for school. Have a good day. Have a good day. He wants his money, Amy. He was like, well.

So does he get to do the program? Yes, because his teacher was told that money is coming and that Uncle Bobby actually is sponsoring the class pretty much because even when I heard about the $4, I started to think just because of the way I've seen my kids' school and I kind of know some of the situations. And I'm like, wow, do all these kids have to bring $4? Because to some people I could see that being a big deal. And then Bobby grew up in a similar situation, similar school where it's more low income.

And he knows what it's like to go to school himself and not have the $4. So I just said something to him like, wow, I need to be more aware of this and see how we can help. He's like, here, I want to do it. Here's $40. I want to pay for the class, which is, I didn't really know for sure what the situation would be, but I just found out that, yeah, the teacher said she had already been getting calls from some parents saying the $4 might be a little tight. And so I'm just thinking, I'm thankful to be aware.

And I think it's good that you have this experience and you just know. because me personally, I didn't grow up that way. And I feel like I went to schools where maybe I just wasn't aware or kids had the $4. And so as moms, maybe now I'm glad now it's going to be at the front of my mind. If something like this comes up, I'm able to check with the teacher, maybe if it's even just to help out one other kid. Like if every mom that can help their kid plus one is aware of that and kind of ask the teacher. Because then I think it may come out of the teacher's pocket because, of course, the teacher doesn't want a child to be a mom. a lot of times. And teachers spend so much

out of their own pocket already. So I think as parents, thank you, Bobby, for putting it on top of my mind. I'm going to be more aware and try to make sure because I think sometimes parents just don't think about it. Well, I'll also say this about Amy and money yesterday. Oh, dear. And I didn't have money either.

We're at this event for work and they say, hey, come. And Amy and I have to Valley Park at a hotel. Otherwise, we didn't have anywhere to park because it's crazy downtown. And Amy goes, hey, I don't have any money to get my car out for the valet. And I go, okay. Now I was going to pay credit card to get the things.

Let me finish that story. Okay, okay, okay. I said, okay. I said, I don't have any cash either. I normally don't keep cash on me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I said, let me go to the ATM. I said, we'll just go to the ATM both get money out.

Because I'll have my card either. Oh. For ATM. I had a credit card, but no ATM card. So I said, okay, I'll get us some cash. So I go to beep-beepo, type in the number, get some cash. And the valet was pretty expensive. So I give Amy, you know, 20 and say, here you go.

And so she's supposed to tip with the cash. And she goes and pays the valet fee with the cash instead that she has nothing to tip. She never used her credit card. I need to know. She used the cat. And so then I had to give her more cash. For the tip. I know it for Amy.

That's a good move. That is Amy's move, though. This was not a calculated move. Amy, I just want to say. Where's my money? Where my money, Amy? Where's my money? I mean, first you do it.

it to Bobby, then you do it to your kid. Yeah, there's a pattern here. I mean, literally from Bobby, in the last 12 hours, I think I've gotten $80. I did have to call Amy before she came back and say, hey, I'm putting you in my will as the person who has to decide to pull the plug on me or not. And what's a funny conversation on the surface really is a real thing. Like, I've chosen Amy to be the person that decides if you leave me on the, support or you pull the plug. Yeah, I really didn't know how to accept such an honor.

It was more me just sort of like, wow, okay, well, whoa, you picked me? That's amazing. And then you realize what it's for and it's the pressure and you're going to be really mad at me. If I pull the plug and you wake up. Oh, yeah, I told you that. Yeah, I know that for sure. I mean, that's a given. Like you, if all the doctors in all the world tell me, Amy, it's time. We've got to pull the plug. Like this is just not good. I will have to be like, sorry, no, I'm going to pull it and he's going to miraculously wake up and then I'm going to be dead because I pulled the plug on him. Yeah, or if I die, I may come back and haunt you. Yes.

Yeah. You will. If you pulled it too early. If you died, who would you hunt immediately? Where would you go and hunt? Very interesting. Yeah, lunchbox? Man, probably my in-laws.

What is that? Why would you want to haunt him? Why what's happened on that? Like I said, I just think my mother-in-law is a little awkward and weird sometimes and tries to make things uncomfortable. So I think I'd haunt her just for fun. Do you think your parents get along with your wife better than you do? Absolutely. I think my parents are so easy to get along with and are so funny and personable that they're so easy to get along with.

My father-in-law, pretty easy to get along with. Mother-in-law, just so awkward and weird and strange. Did she ever listen to the show? No, she doesn't, but she has little tattletal friends. Oh, yeah. That live in the Tampa Clearwater area. Yeah. And they call her up and tell her everything.

Little tattletails. Mm-hmm. Talking to you, bird. Oh, wait, now he's calling out names. By name. Who would you hunt? Okay, I'm struggling with this because I don't really want to haunt anybody, but I guess I'll choose lunchbox.

Just a mess with them? Yes. It'd be amazing. Lock him in a closet. Again, for a second time. Because he's had that happened to him before with the go. Sometimes the ghost locked him in the closet once. Over to Amy.

The Babbon Show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So I think a lot of us were fans of Big Little Lies, and it was just announced that HBO is going to be adding Meryl Street to the cast for season two. And there's going to be seven more episodes, but it won't premiere until next year. The HBO's got a big 2019. Yeah. With Game of Thrones, a Big Little Lies. So with that, I just think Meryl Streep will.

wouldn't agree to something unless she already knew what the storyline was and how good it would be. So it was so good I just don't know where it's going to go. I don't even know what the theme's going to be. That's exciting. What else? Okay, well, guys are gold diggers too. Boom. Yeah, no, no. Where looks diggers?

Well, here's the thing. They did a study with looks, like same attractive, good-looking girl. Yeah, they found her attractive. Then guys found her way more attractive if she had luxury items with her. But she was still attractive. You can put luxury out. You can put lipstick on a pig. We're not going to be attracted to the pig.

That's what my grandma, you can put lipstick on the tree. Yeah. Yeah, but they were... We're shallow. The attraction increased when she had nice things. Okay, but you had to be attracted initially. Well, just saying. You can put nice things on a stick man and we're not going to be attracted to it.

Yeah, maybe that means she has good taste. That's it. Why? So, yes. I think they're attracted to the fact that she might be able to buy them nice things. We're not. Guys aren't gold diggers. Guys are looks diggers.

And if there's something, like, for example, if they say women are gold diggers, but the guy happens to really good looking. Obviously, if he's rich, you add good looking, it's more. I would compare it that way. Yeah. Dang it. Why are you so right all the time? Because he's so smart. 83%.

All right. All right. All right. All right. Okay. Around the room, I want your heights. Bobby? Six foot.

Probably may a little more sometimes. Eddie? Six foot. No, that's not true. Maybe a little less sometimes. Are you sure? Okay. We're not.

It's on my driver's license. Okay, now I'm 6'1. 511. Okay, I'm 6 foot. 5.11. 5.11 and a half. Oh, come. Go ahead. Okay, Bobby's president.

Apparently, we like taller people as presidents. We haven't had a president under 5 foot 9 in over 100 years. And the taller you are, the more likely you are to be president. Tall equals maybe more, you know, ruler. Power of the ruler. Ruler. I mean, I like it better around 1918, where it didn't matter your height. The last, the last.

Last president that was short was William McKinley, who was 5'7 in 1879. Or 97, I have dyslexia. Good old is. What else? Okay, well, I just found this interesting that in Saudi Arabia they took camel, you know, pageants so seriously that they were giving. A camel pageant? Like dog shows?

Like a dog show? But a camel show in Saudi Arabia. And 12 camels got disqualified from the camel beauty pageant because it was discovered they had gotten Botox and their their humps their lips their nose and their jaws let me say this

this is unreal I just felt like that could be an interesting conversation starter if you're bored anywhere there's money there's corruption period camel shows wow you know how much surprise money for that thing is like 30 million dollars 31.8 million dollars

wouldn't you Botox your camel then you disqualify yourself and you're out the 30 million No, only bad Botox. That's all that you can tell. Like, there's so many layers of this story that were interesting to me. The fact that there's camel pageants, the fact that they give them Botox, and the fact that if you win, you get $30 million. We might need to invest in a good-looking camera. I'm down.

I mean, that's your pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. So at noon Eastern, the new Justin Timberlake, Chris Stapleton song comes out today. Which is weird it didn't come out last night at midnight. Yeah. But it's coming out today at noon Eastern, so wherever you are. So I'm looking forward to that. There was a, they put a little clip of it up, if anybody cares.

But it's so little that it's slightly too much of a tease. Let's hear it. It's like me all through college. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, it's all I. So I'm almost I want to play it because I want you guys to go through what I went through pretty much all at college. Oh, yeah. Tees.

Yeah, it's just a massive tease. Oh, my, no, no. So I just say here. and think about it. Your college days or the T's? All of it. The song tea. Here you go.

Hey Ray, where's that clip of Stapleton and Jell's Timberlake? Raymond. I'll put it up for you. Oh my goodness. I sent it to him like 5 o'clock this morning. Aye, y, y, y'i. Oh, my goodness.

Lunchmark said he went to sleep, and he had a dream about a segment, and I haven't asked him what the segment is yet. He said he's been creative and asleep. Let me tell you. That's amazing. I feel like I'm starting to think, like, Bobby. Bobby says he has dreams. He has to wake up and make notes.

And then he doesn't remember what the notes are. Yesterday during my nap, I dreamed up a segment and I woke up and I couldn't believe it was a dream. First of all, I wrote it down in my phone immediately and was thinking, this is gold. I am like Bobby thinking in my sleep now. So my naps are productive. What's the segment? Yeah, yeah.

All that. Would you tell us the segment? The segment will be coming. Don't you worry. Wait. What is it? Yeah. We need to know if it's cold.

We need to know what it is right now. I can't tell you what it is because when I play. There's no dream. Why in the world did we even talk about it? Do you want to know what it is? We're over two. We just asked. Are you making it up right now?

No, it's I'm going to the store and I try to buy the tide pods for the Tide Pod challenge to get people's reaction. I had a dream. And in my dream the people were like, you can't do this. I was like, oh my goodness, this is genius. Wait, so what are you going to do? Yeah, I don't get it. I mean, I know the whole Tidepod thing and people are eating it.

So you go up to people. The worker, excuse me, where are the edible tidepods for the tide pod challenge? That's funny. It's like, I dreamed this yesterday and I could not. I was like, this is amazing. Okay, yeah. We'll see. I look forward to that.

I look forward to that too. And then are you going to eat them? Oh, eat them. Eat them. Eat them. I had to dream. I had a follow up dream. That lunchbox was eating the.

Yes, yes. Although, disclaimer, kids listening don't eat tide pods. Of course. Well, I know, but some people. No, no. We had this whole conversation, Amy, where people that are eating tie pods know they shouldn't eat tie pods. Yep. They know.

Okay. So there's no reason to even say it because the people that are doing it already know. I think that you're wrong. There is a reason to say it because we will have this conversation and someone listening somewhere will think that we're saying it's okay to eat tie pods. Yeah, but they're stupid. I don't care. Well, I'm putting this disclaimer out there to say that that's not what we're saying. Here's the Chris Ableton, Justice Timberlake song called Say Something.

And then Bobby, I just want to be friends. Uh-huh. That really was a tease Yeah That's it That's all there That's terrible Bobby I just want to be friends

Yeah I'll call you Don't call me Yeah That was fun But Dang Dude for a while

It felt like I was outside the club Like what's happening In there It sounds like It sounds fun in there Yeah Yeah yeah

That's not Big tease It's my life there Thank you That comes out At noon Eastern today Bobby Bones Everybody

We're Transmitting Across America This is a Bobby Bones show. Our producer Raymond sent me this email last night because we'll have this thing where you can suggest a bit. It's like, hey, email your idea for a segment. Here's Raymond's segment idea.

Hey, I was talking, this is what he writes me. I was talking to Dan, the head of sales in New York, and he said he was getting me protein, muscle milk, and supplement-type endorsements. He couldn't get over how big and jacked I was. I'm like, I told him I was 180. pounds and solid muscle. Everyone on the show goes for that sveled lean look.

He agreed I'm a brick house and a perfect endorser. Is all that true again, even today? He said it right to me, so get ready for me and some endorsement deals with, I'm going to be talking all about that stuff, muscle milk, anything you need in the gym. Wow. He just commented it how good you look physically. Left and right. Oh, your arms are big.

Man, are you really 180? You look great. He just thought that I was a great representative for stuff like that. Are you really, you know, really? Are you really 180? Yeah. I mean, I'm 6 foot 158 and I'm a pretty good shape. Do you think I'm too skinny? Like me. Sometimes.

Look at my muscles right now. No, you're really strong, but sometimes in your fate. Okay, Bobby, yes, you have biceps. You're strong. Stop. Sorry, sorry, sorry, go ahead. Yes, Bobby, you're strong. But sometimes in your face, I feel like, oh, is he getting too skinny? A little rude, but okay?

No? Truth. You get obsessed with it. Right now how I look. You look strong, but you're, you look strong, but you're face is skinny. Yes. Okay.

Let me take a shot at you now. Let's go. Maybe I'm jealous. Like, I would like a skinny of your face. Like, I gain weight in my face right away, but I think you lose it in your face right away. My turn. I think you're just a little too pleasant.

Yeah. I think your heart's a little too kind. I'm going to be honest with you. And I sense the sarcasm, which equals rudeness. Oh, that's the rudeness. Yeah. All right, old skinny face bones here. It's so annoying when you go somewhere like suburb.

boy and you're going to go get your one sandwich and the guy in front of you orders 11 and like oh come come on me cut how's just to order on one sandwich amy got behind somebody buying food for the whole office yesterday not only that but i opened the door for him and then i mean don't give me wrong he's a guy i opened the door for him i totally thought he was like no he'd be like no ma'am you go first but he didn't he was like oh thank you and i was like okay cool no problem then he's in front of me in line and i'm placing an order to pick up for lunch and he orders for himself plus eight other in his office. So now I'm behind him and basically ate nine other orders. So I have to end up waiting longer for my food and I let him in the door and he knew he was about to order for his whole office.

What should had it going to have been in your mind? Maybe he should be like, you know what? Hey, are you just ordering for yourself? And I'd be like, yeah, it's just me. I'm just picking up some lunch real quick. You know what? Go ahead of me. You were good nice enough to get the door for me. I've got nine orders so you go ahead, knock yourself out. I agree with that. Right? The door thing, if you open the door for someone, you can not hold against him, they walk through it. I know, I know, I know. We were the only two. And he said thank you. So that's nice. He did. It was so kind. I wouldn't have thought anything of it if he then didn't, hadn't gone before me and made the weight easily 10 to 15 minutes longer. Yeah, I think the move is,

hey, I'm about to order a lot. He just ordering one or two, I'll let you go through. I think that's not. He doesn't have to, but that's etiquette. Okay. I just, I had this weird feeling inside me, but I didn't know if it was right or wrong. Hey, what do I always say about feelings? Feelings are never right or wrong. It's okay to have feelings. It's just how you act on them. Yeah, and I acted perfectly fine. I was like, oh, yay.

You're a great friend. Nine people. Hope you have a great day. Don't worry, I have time to sit here and wait. Thanks for listening today. Jason Aldeen was in today. He'll be in tomorrow as well. Two days of Al Dean.

That's what our voice guy should have said. Two days. Yeah. So tomorrow, announcement from Aldine today came in but you want to hear that back just go to our podcast go after the show and listen download it go to iHeart radio or iTunes search Bobby Bone Show appreciate everybody being here tomorrow we will have Jason Aldine tomorrow we'll do the Friday morning dance party I feel pretty solid yeah the Friday show

is going to be good Amy's gonna get a little sleep today can you nap before your kids get her from school I should have time but I probably won't why are you dancing right now Amy's delirious Amy's hilarious she's been dancing to the music bed I'm I'm kind of excited for Friday morning dance party. Yeah? That's what you're doing already? Yeah. Okay, well, see you tomorrow. Thanks for hanging out with us on Thursday. Listen to the Bobbycast, too.

You can search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes. Daniel Bradbury, come over to the house. We did an hour. It's really good. Dan from Dan and Shea and so many other artists, Kip Moore, Derek Spintley, all coming over to the house and just talking about life. Bobbycast, search that. Bye, buddy.

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