The Bobby Bones Show - Jingle Bell Game! + Amy's Son Won't Hold Hands Anymore + Listener Questions!
Episode Date: December 24, 2020Bobby plays different versions of country artists singing 'Jingle Bells' and the show members have to try and guess who's singing! Amy is distraught now that her son is growing up and not holding her ...hand in public anymore. Plus, Bobby and the crew answer questions from listeners! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Come on, Bobby.
Time for drive-through trivia.
Lunchbox, what did you do?
Just went to different drive-thrus in my neighborhood, fast food restaurants,
and I just interviewed the people like they were on a game show,
and then I asked them a trivia question.
Very easy trivia question.
So what we're going to do, Amy, is gamble to see if they get it right or wrong.
Okay.
They missed some of these, right?
Oh, absolutely.
Okay, okay.
Here we go.
Thank you, Kevin.
How are you doing today?
What makes you feel so good?
His name is Jesus.
Oh, he just gets down in your soul or what?
Uh-huh.
Set it on fire, baby.
Walks and talks to you.
Who was the winner of Season 1 of American Eye?
Idol. All right. Now you can have the first answer. And we're going to be gambling. How much a question? 20 bucks a question. Wow. Okay. We don't keep it if we win. We donate it. It's amazing. 20 bucks for the first question, you get to have control. Does she get it right or not? Now, he asked her who won the first season of American Idol. The answer is, obviously, Kelly Clarkson. But it's if she gets it. Yes or no, Amy?
I don't think she does. I don't know why. I mean, I don't know. I just don't think she does. I just don't think she does.
There's been so many since then.
It's going to be hard.
So I say no.
So you say no.
Okay, so that means I have yes.
I could get that Kelly Clarkson.
Here we go.
Ruben Stutter.
Who?
Ruben Stuttered.
Oh, he was in season two.
Dang.
Dang.
Okay, I lost 20 bucks.
Oh, man.
All right, here we go.
Question number two.
How's it going, man?
It's going all right.
I'm working, you know?
What are your three best qualities as a human being?
Kind, funny, and generous.
All right.
That's what I'm talking about it.
And what's your favorite.
TV show?
Community.
Who invented the light bulb?
So, I get to decide.
The answer is Thomas Edison.
Why didn't you say that with me?
You said I get to decide.
Yeah, but last time I said the answer is
and we did Kelly Clarkson.
Oh, sorry.
Did you know it was Thomas Edison?
Of course.
Of course.
Oh my gosh.
Easy trivia me.
I would get that.
I'm going to say the guy gets it for 20 bucks.
Yeah, I'm going to say it gets Thomas Edison.
All right, here we go.
If this is going to be a Thomas Edison debate, I'm going to get real mad.
Yeah.
I'm going to Thomas Edison.
Boom.
Back to even.
There's a debate.
Do you guys have a debate before?
No, I guess there's a debate on really who invented the light bulb.
I don't know.
All right.
Next up, question three.
Thank you for choosing about it.
I can help you?
How are you?
How are you?
I'm doing pretty good.
Three best characteristics about you are.
I have a wonderful smile.
I love to help people.
I don't know. I think that's about it. I got two.
If you could travel anywhere in the world, you could go anywhere you wanted to go. Where would you go?
Scotland. I just like castles and things. I wish I was born in the Renaissance age.
What's the fastest land animal in the world?
I wonder what they're thinking. Like, why is this guy asking me questions about me and then trivia?
Like both are weird things to happen, especially at the same time.
Okay, you want me to answer it? It'll be...
When did this answer it together?
Cheetah. Good.
Why didn't you say it with me?
Bun's an answer.
Oh, I know it.
I know it.
Okay, well, I knew what to say.
But is she going to get it right is the question.
Yeah.
I just feel like, yeah, Cheetah's the first thing that comes to people in mind.
What else are you going to say?
Like, what else would you say?
Give me another.
An ostrich?
Well, they're pretty fast.
I don't think that's what people say first.
Yeah.
Okay, so you're going to say she gets it right.
Yeah.
A coozer.
Boom.
She meant, Cheetah.
No, not she meant.
She did, though.
You know she did.
All right, over to me.
Next question.
What makes you so awesome?
Because that's just us.
With good people like you coming through here, we always awesome.
What is it about your personality that everybody loves?
Because you got a great personality.
I guess I just ain't got nothing to frown about, darling.
What makes you...
My granny always say, kill them.
kindness. That's my motto. I'm gonna kill you with kindness.
Monica, I got a question for you.
Uh-huh.
What makes you smile? Like money, I'm making money.
What is the name of the snowman in the movie Frozen?
All right, it's up to me now. You know this?
Yeah, it's Olaf. I've never seen Frozen, though.
And I wouldn't know it if it wasn't for answering questions about it on this show.
I'm going to say that she gets it for 20 bucks.
If I get it right, we're back to even.
It's zero.
I'm going to say she did.
No, you're up 20.
Oh, if I get it wrong.
Okay.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I'm feeling good.
Let me hit Siri on that.
No, no, no.
You don't.
No, I don't.
I haven't watched Frozen.
So no answer.
So we're back to even.
One more question.
Do it 50 bucks?
Yeah, why not?
How's going?
What do you do when you're not working?
Exercise.
What kind of exercise?
Lift weights, run.
What do we do?
I can't live weights right now, but I'm just like a home workout and cardio.
What are you getting in shape for?
Football.
Oh, what position you play?
Limebacker.
What grade are you in?
I'm going to be a senior this year.
How many inches are in one foot?
Well, he should nail that one.
And Amy gets that easy question.
It's 12.
Yeah, but does he get it?
Yes.
Are you sure?
Yes.
If he doesn't, I win.
If he does, you win.
Okay.
All right, go ahead.
Soil.
Woo!
Yeah.
Wow.
What up?
All right.
All right with your dollars.
I'll donate.
Where do you have to donate it?
Do you want to think about it?
Yeah, let me think about it.
And I'll get back to you.
Hmm.
So many places you could send it.
Yeah.
A lot.
All right.
Are we done?
Yeah.
All right, Amy wins $50.
Nice job lunchbox.
That is drive-through trivia.
I was listening to Scott and McCurry talk about his wife getting on to him
because the two things that she's annoyed with him for are leaving the cap off the toothpaste
and leaving the toilet seat up.
For me, I'm good on those, but I just, we just constantly are having a hot air, cold air thing.
Like I need it to be freezing.
And to me, it's not freezing, it's normal.
But she's just constantly just cold, cold, cold.
And if it's normal, for me, I need, I like 68, 60, 6.
69. You do.
I mean, this studio is 65.
Yep, and we hate it.
So cool. All of us.
Everyone.
I start to realize it's not her.
Because everywhere I go, people are upset
at me for the temperature. I think it could just be you, man.
You like it really cold. I like it cold because I got to be quick.
I got to think. You got to be sharp when you're cold.
Because when I'm hot, I'm like this.
So that's what we kind of argue about.
If we argue, but there's a whole story about thermostat wars.
How important is room temperature to you, Amy?
Very important.
What is your perfect room temperature?
Like 72.
Ooh, Sahara.
Wow.
That's warm.
Yeah, I don't need it on, but it's a war for me to keep it at 72 because my husband puts it at 75.
Half, oh, wow.
You guys aren't going the opposite way.
No, he's like, he says we're wasting money.
And I say we're being normal.
Half people say they've gotten to a fight with their significant other about room temperature.
which seems a little low.
This is how long the average American can stand the heat
before finally turning on the AC.
Nearly half Americans wouldn't be with someone
who didn't have the same thermostat etiquette as them.
Eddie, how are you and your wife with thermostat etiquette?
We both agree at 75.
Wow.
We like it hot.
Thermostat etiquette is real.
And according to a poll of 2,000 Americans,
arguments over thermostats are serious enough
that nearly one of four Americans have ended a relationship
or friendship because of it.
Well, that seems a little harsh.
But you guys are still early in your relationship.
You think that'll end it?
The thermostat?
Can you imagine?
That's what breaks it.
All right, lunchbox, what did you try to do?
I tried to get my birthday party
booked at a Chick-fil-A on a Sunday
because, you know, they're closed on Sunday,
but I'm a really rich businessman,
so will they open it for me if I pay them extra?
All right, here we go.
Hey, it's Jason Gibble,
businessman making business deals
trying to get that money.
How are you today?
Good, how are you?
I'm doing wonderful.
I was calling because I want to have my birthday party
at Chick-fil-A.
The date is Sunday.
Unfortunately, sir, I don't think that's going to be able to happen just because we are closed on Sundays.
Oh, but you don't know.
I'm the businessman making business deals trying to get that money.
I am super rich and I am willing to pay a fee to have you open it on the Sunday.
I'm sorry, sir.
Unfortunately, we're not going to be able to open on the Sunday for your birthday party.
I do apologize about that.
Oh, do you give up?
Oh, no, I didn't give up.
I'm not going to give up.
All right, here we go.
I will give you $25,000 in cash.
I'll bring it in a duffel bag because I'm rich,
and I've been wanting to do this since I was a kid,
and now that I'm a multimillionaire,
I can do things like this.
I can offer you $25,000.
You bring the key, you open it up,
and we have Chick-fil-A on a Sunday for my birthday.
Yeah, I do apologize about that, sir,
but I'm still going to have to say no.
Okay, okay.
You drive a tough bargain.
I'll give you $50,000.
Money means nothing to me.
All right, sir, I'm going to have to go.
I hope you have a one of a way.
No, no, ma'am.
ma'am, this is my dream for my birthday.
I'm so sorry, sir.
No, no, ma'am, ma'am.
No, ma'am, ma'am.
Oh, there she goes.
My favorite thing about when
lunchbox tries to talk money with people
is how he constantly has to tell them he's rich.
Like, he just has to say it.
I'm rich.
I'm rich.
Where nobody actually is rich ever has to say they're rich.
Well, yeah, because when you see someone that's rich,
you can see their nice car or their big house,
but she can't see that over the phone,
so she has to know that I'm not joking about me being rich.
Would you think, though, if you called and actually did offer this kind of money, they would open up?
Man, I thought, man, and I don't even think she was the man.
I mean, I'm thinking a low-level employee would be like, you know what?
I think I can get the key for $25,000.
Like, I think you could probably get in, right?
You got to talk to the right person.
Yeah, but that one, she wasn't having it.
She was loyal to the brand.
Do you want to say what talent was in or no?
No, we don't have to.
Okay.
All right.
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It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Brianna's a nail tech in North Carolina.
You know, you go in, get a manny, a petty.
So she's helping this lady out.
Kimmer, Manny, Petty, and they're just talking about life.
And Brianna's talking about, yeah, I'm pregnant.
I'm going to have this daughter.
And I'm so excited and I want all these things in life.
A lady gets done.
Love the service.
Goes to the front desk pays and says, hey, Bree, love the service.
And I hope you get all the treasures you want and tip her $1,000.
Wow.
Woo!
That's cool.
That's a big old tip.
Who tells that story?
Oh, Brianna.
Oh, she's got a brag about.
Heck yeah.
No, a lot of times the tippers don't.
Oh, maybe, oh, you're saying, is it the person that got the tip or the person that left the tip?
Yeah.
Like, how does that story get to the news?
Sometimes a waiter will take a picture of receipt.
And I always feel like as a former waiter, that's a bit much.
Like, the person that left the tip, if they didn't put it out themselves, they probably don't want that to be known.
The waiter, the waiter.
I bet you're the lady that Tip Brianna went home and wrote on Facebook.
I just did something special for the girl at the nail salon.
I gave her a thousand bucks.
That's a great.
story. I love it. I always wonder how that stuff gets out, you know? Yeah. I don't mind, too, if people
like, talk about causes they donate to, if it brings attention to a cause. Actually, I'm for that.
Or if someone goes, hey, you know, I just donated whatever to this, and this is why. I'm cool
with that, because, one, you're donating, and I never hate anybody for donating. But, two, I think
it's cool to bring awareness of things you're passionate about. Yeah. But that, I was, I'd be curious
how that story gets out there. That's a good one, though. That was Tell Me Something Good.
Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Richland County, South Carolina.
A couple ordered pizza and a two-liter of Pepsi,
and when the delivery driver showed up, he only had the pizza.
A couple gets upset, drives up to the Pizza Hut.
You didn't give us our Pepsi.
And instead of just getting the Pepsi, they pulled out a gun and stole the Pepsi.
What is this wrong with people?
The gun, man.
That's all they took.
They reached across the counter and took a two-liter of Pepsi and ran out.
The gun, man.
Yeah, I just...
Just the gun.
That's crazy.
Because you pull a gun on somebody, if they have a gun too, they're not going to wait.
When you see gun, that's like, oh, I'm threatened with a weapon.
What do you say if you're going to, if you're going to...
I'm not saying anything.
Okay, all right.
I'm saying it ain't worth of Pepsi.
All right.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
Here's a message from Millison in Washington.
Good morning, studio.
I was just calling because my husband just recently got deployed, and I'm going to have to spend my birthday alone this year.
So I was just wondering if you had any ideas on what I could do this year for my birthday, something really cool and fun.
Thanks. I hope you guys have a great day.
Boy, that's tough, alone, cool, and fun. I had a birthday full quarantine.
We have Millison on. We got the message, so then we called her.
Hey, Millison, are you there?
Yeah, I'm here.
Hi, Millison. How's it going?
Good. How about you?
Pretty good. It's always weird. I feel like I'm talking to someone famous because I heard her voicemail.
I'm like, wow, this is really her. That's kind of weird. I feel like I'm talking to somebody famous right now.
Millison, I have a story
I have a story I'm going to share with you, okay?
My birthday was in full quarantine
and it was my 40th birthday
and we're supposed to have a humongous party
and Amy had planned it for months
and it ended up not happening.
And so, but I still, I had Caitlin and Amy there
and it was still a great birthday.
But I think the reason it was a great birthday
is because I didn't put a lot of expectation into it.
Amy had a quarantine
birthday. This is going to happen, especially if your husband is in the military. So there's going to be,
I think, a handful of special occasions that you're going to have to go through alone. But it doesn't
mean you can't make them special and memorable. And it's also while we're here because we want to
make it a little bit special. Before we make it special, let me know about what's up with your husband.
What's his name? Can you say his name? Yeah, his name is Jacob. And what branch the military is in?
He's in the Navy. Well, tell him that we said we appreciate him, that we're very grateful for his service.
We're grateful for you too because, listen, as Amy can attest to, being a military wife's not easy.
That was definitely hard sometimes.
Well, for sure when they're gone, because you get worried about what they're doing and when they're going to come back.
Well, now is where I come in and swoop in and give a little bit of delight.
Come on.
Well, here's what I'm going to do, Millison.
Hey, do you live in Washington State or Washington, D.C.?
Washington State.
Oh, wow.
We just moved here two months ago in the middle of all of this, Corona.
stuff happening. Where'd you move from?
And I moved from Virginia.
All the way across the country. Did you drive that?
Yeah. So he actually had to be here before I did.
And I had to drive by myself from Virginia.
I stopped in Tennessee, saw some family, stopped in Texas,
and then came on all the way to Washington.
Holy moly. Okay, but here, Millison, there's what I have for you.
I am going to give you a $500 visa gift card.
from giftcards.com.
Wow.
Yeah.
So you can,
whatever you want.
You can spend this
anywhere that
takes Visa gift cards
which is basically
anywhere and everywhere.
So I'm going to give you
a $500 visa gift card
from gift cards.com
just for listening
and calling
and since your husband
is serving us.
Wow, thank you so much.
Does that make your birthday
a little better?
Yeah, definitely.
Yeah, we like that.
All right, well, thank you for calling.
Happy birthday.
Hang in there.
How old are you going to be?
22?
23.
Oh, wow.
I can always tell.
You're close
You can always tell
All right hey Melison
Hang on
And we'll get all your information
Okay
Okay thank you
I'm gonna play you a country artist
Doing jingle bells
All you have to do is name the artist
Singing jingle bells
Again they're all singing the same song
This is an example
Dashing through the snow
And I want a horse open sleigh
Over the fields we go
On the count of three
One two three
No not George Strait
No my gosh
Oh my gosh
You wouldn't have missed
didn't you'd be out but that was an example.
Oh.
Wow.
You do that on purpose, right?
Gingle bells, jingle bells.
Name the artist
singing jingle bells.
It's Survivor style.
Gotta stay in to win.
First one up.
Dashing through the snow
in a one horse open slay
over the fields we go
laughing all the way.
Bells on bob tails ring
Making spirits bright
You struggling?
I had to
I had to scratch out.
Who'd you scratch out?
I scratched out, Dolly.
Okay, and who'd you put?
I put Reba.
Eddie?
Yeah, I thought Dolly at first, but then I put Reba.
Amy?
Reba.
Reba. The answer is Reba.
Okay.
Name this person singing jingle bells.
Dashing through the snow
in one horse open sleigh
or the fields we'd
Lunching all the way
Bells on bobtail rain
Making spirits bright
Lunchbox?
That's easy
That's my girl Dolly
Eddie?
Now that one's Dolly
Amy?
Dolly.
I like it on this song
When they go
Ha ha ha ha ha
Play it again
They should always do this part
Dashing through the snow
In one horse
Open sleigh
Or the fields we go
Ha ha ha ha ha
It's part of the song
Yeah you need to get ha ha ha ha on there
Next up
can you name this country artist singing jingle bell?
Ready? From the Islandsman, Kenny Chesney.
Oh, yeah.
Kenny Chesney.
It is.
Steel drums.
Nice. Good job, everybody.
Thank you.
Next up, can you name this?
They get a little harder now.
Can you name this country artist doing jingle bells?
Dashing through the snow and a one horse open sleigh.
Oh, the fields we go.
Laughing all the way.
Bells on bobtails rain.
Making spirits bright.
What fun it is to laugh.
and sing a sling song tonight.
Oh, jingle bells, jingle bells, jingle on.
Lunchbox's your answer?
George Strait.
Eddie?
That is George Strait, right.
Amy?
George Strait.
Correct.
You guessing at that one?
I felt okay about it, but I was like,
Bobby said they're going to get harder,
so that's maybe too obvious.
Next up.
Dashing through this snow.
For the fields we go.
Laughing all the way.
Bills on by Dilluss, Nathan Spirits' Brite.
What fun it is to write and sing us lay in song tonight.
Well, Jingle Bell.
It's a tough one because there's a few artists that sound like that.
Lunchbox did you have?
I put Alan Jackson.
Not one of the artists that I was thinking sounded like that, but okay?
I mean, I have no idea.
Eddie?
I'm going to go with Josh Turner.
What?
Jingle Bill.
What?
I'm going to be the only one that gets this.
Oh, you don't think that, Eddie, right?
You don't think I'm wrong?
You don't think I got it right?
Are you so sure about yours?
I thought I was.
Yeah, what do you have?
Garth Ruggs.
No, that's not Garth.
Have you listened to Garth Brooks?
And she laughed at our answer.
Yeah.
Eddie.
Come on now.
None of you are right.
What?
Oh, that was very much, Garth.
Listen for it.
No, I'm...
Okay, that's you.
Okay.
That's Scotty McCreery.
Oh, I did.
Play it again so they can hear it.
Well, nobody got it, so now we got to go to speed round.
Oh, boy.
Buzz in with your name as soon as you know who this is.
Here we go.
Dashing through the snow.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Alan Jackson is?
You've got to be kidding.
Correct.
You got to be kidding.
You got to perfect.
What are you doing?
What are you so mad about?
They suck me out.
Eddie, what would you like to say to all your family?
Hey, everybody.
Merry Christmas.
Yes.
Yes.
Nice again.
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Hey, Bobby Bones.
Good morning, studio.
Hey, I'm calling Northern Arizona.
I just heard you now that you guys are coming
in a 107.5 cult country over here.
And super ppped.
I've been listening to the podcast for the last two years,
religiously, and yeah, anybody who hasn't heard the show just listening for the first time,
give them a chance. You guys will fall in love with it. Great show, great people, and super excited.
We have started on 107.5 Colt Country, Flagstap, Arizona. So appreciate anybody that's listening.
It's tough. It's always a tough transition. Because as I say, we're not a great radio show,
but I think we're a really good show with a bunch of people that you can find someone that you understand
and relate to. And, you know, we don't have good voices. We're kind of,
normal folks. So, but I appreciate that. We're very excited to be on there.
Whoa.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So there's going to be no more Starbucks office type situations post-coronavirus.
You mean corporate? Well, no. I mean, people used to take their laptop to Starbucks, sit there
for several hours, and that was quote their office for the day. People can't do that anymore?
Well, it's shifting. I mean, I guess technically you could, but Starbucks says that they're aiming to
shift their coffee shops and focus more on.
mobile ordering and takeout only.
They're going to be closing 400 stores and opening up more of like grab and go locations
with drive-through options.
So they're encouraging people to get your coffee and go somewhere else.
Don't linger here.
Well, the one near my house, people are still chilling.
Yeah, there's a lot of chillers in there.
You know, it reminds me of Pizza Hut.
I love Pizza Hut.
But there aren't many Pizza Hut you can go into anymore.
And you used to be able to.
Used to be.
I live there.
Salad bars.
I would salad bar hard.
At salad bar, we get our pizza.
Getting a booth.
And there are still a few.
There are still some.
You know, I'm from very rural America.
And I think there are still some there because the same owners have them.
But not as many anymore.
When there's a new one that goes up, it's one of those little poppers.
Yeah.
What else you got, Amy?
So I have the top lifestyle changes that people make when they become parents.
And then I really feel like this story stood out to me about.
because I feel like you and Caitlin are progressing.
I don't know exactly what's going to happen in your relationship.
We have two kids now.
It's happened so quickly.
Yeah, it was a whole.
No, but it's probably in the next year or two.
I don't know.
Oh, yeah.
We're not even, we're...
I know, but there's like a few steps before that.
I know.
I'm still a virgin.
Well, this is what you have to look forward to changing your eyes.
I haven't got a smile at a rabbi saying that.
He doesn't smile at anything ever.
Go ahead.
Well, first of all, once you become a...
parent, you cut out irresponsible friends.
Okay, I've already done that anyway.
Oh, okay.
Or I've changed my irresponsible friends to being responsible.
Look at you.
Eddie's as responsible as it gets.
He shows up on time.
It's a great example.
And I used to be very irresponsible, even though I've had kids for 12 years.
Okay.
They started saving to buy a house.
Okay.
That happens.
Get a more steady job once you got kids.
Make an actual serious effort to save money and then stopped going out late.
Yeah, a lot of that.
That just sounds like being an adult.
I've been like 16.
I had to grow up early, but yeah, yeah.
All right, is that it?
Yeah, I made me thoughts on my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
You know what's odd is carbon monoxide poisoning?
Because people don't really, you don't see it.
Yeah, no, yeah.
It just happens.
I've thought of that often because I have a gas stove.
And sometimes I have to tell my kids,
do not ever turn this knob, ever.
Yeah, right? Because you won't know until you get sick. And that's what the story is.
He just won't wake up. A mom and her three kids are lucky to be alive and can thank their teenage brother for saving them from a carbon monoxide leak. He's 14. He got to his sister's house before school. He found her and her kids were all really sick. And he's like, well, this is weird. So he calls 911. His sister was so ill that she couldn't move her children. So he grabs him, once three, once five, one's 11. He gets them all out of the house. And the ambulance gets there and it's like, oh, he's a hero. Like they were so close.
to really being caught by carbon monoxide,
because they already had it and were poisoned.
But in the fact that apparently it was a faulty heater
because you mentioned your stove.
Uh-huh. Yeah, wow.
I don't even have carbon monoxide things in my house.
I always felt like that was a...
You don't have a gas stove?
No. I'm talking about like sensors.
Oh, okay. I thought you meant like anything in your house
that could leak anything.
Oh, I'll probably have lots of that.
I probably got asbestos, carbon monoxide.
I'm probably good.
All caught up on that.
Lead.
Yeah, just eating it up.
No, no.
Yeah, good for this kid.
this team.
Fourth of you know, Alex Arelletta.
So shout out.
And that is what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Over to Amy with the Morning Corny.
The Morning Corny.
What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
What did the volcano say to his girlfriend?
I love you.
Nice.
That was the Morning Corny.
Got a voicemail here from someone in England.
Here you go.
Hi, guys.
Just want to say morning studio.
I listen to the show every day from here in England,
and it's really helped me get through all this coronavirus crazy there.
But, my lord, every time you guys talk about England or mention a location here,
you really do get the pronunciation wrong.
So, great feedback, you know.
All right, thanks, guys.
Thanks.
You're welcome.
Like what?
Who knows?
Probably not going to stop.
Mess it up.
We don't do it on purpose.
Sorry about that.
We'll try to do better.
One more.
This is Alyssa, Kelly, Caitlin, and Todd from Richmond, Virginia.
I just wanted to suggest a funny joke for Amy's Morning Corny.
It goes, what do eggs say when they're turning it up?
Um, lit.
Do you get it?
What do eggs say when they're turning it up?
No, that's good.
There you go.
All right, thank you very much.
I'm trying to think of if I've ever been emotional after a breakup.
I'm just not someone who gets extremely emotional.
I kind of never get too high, never get too low for the most part.
And most of my breakups have been like, well, just logically looking at our relationship,
I can't see how this is going to be long term.
Now, the one I'm in now, that is not the case.
The ones that I've been in and we've broken it off, it's always been pretty good.
It's never fun, but we've all remained cool afterward,
and if they ever need it alone or their tire fix, I'd be right there.
No bad blood anywhere.
You ever have a crazy breakup or you're just like upset?
devastated and bawling and can't eat and don't want to leave my house for days yeah more than one
yeah explain to me how that works so you break up it sucks what do you mean what do you mean i'm
jealous how i'm like super my heart was totally broken like i'm jealous because i think if you can't
feel the lows you can't feel the highs right agree so that's why i'm jealous is is you break up
and then what happens to your body are you i've never lost my appetite because of an emotion in my life
Have you ever go not eating?
One time I spent a lot of time just in the shower on the floor of the shower with the water running over me.
You sat in the shower?
And I would spend a lot of time there.
I would get out and then I'd go get back in.
And I would play a great day to be alive.
Try a shit, yeah.
To remind myself that it's a great day.
But now I hear that song.
It's one of my favorite songs.
But I instantly go back to the shower on the floor.
But yeah, that's one example.
When you check out of a devastation like that, because I have a story I'm going to read you.
But is it a gradual climb out or do you just go, okay, not devastated anymore, Pilgrim?
No, it's gradual.
Oh, it is?
And then the one after that was really, really hard.
I think it took me a very, very, very long time.
I cried a lot.
And then months had passed, like months.
And then I ran into him and I cried again in front of him.
You know, like that kind of stuff.
It was bad.
Well, the story says never break up with someone on an airplane.
Oh, well, yeah.
An airline passenger has been detained after attempting to smash a plane window at 30,000 feet after she got dumped.
Oh, I never wanted to smash anything.
The 29-year-old woman had been drinking heavily due to her boyfriend breaking up with her.
Footage shows the flight attendants trying to comfort the crying woman who suddenly started hitting the cabin window until it cracked at 30,000 feet.
Oh, my goodness.
The plane had to make an emergency landing.
By the way, if I'm Googling, because we would all Google, we still will.
If we're dating somebody, we Google them.
They've been on the local news, right?
If I Google and I'm dating this girl later on, and I see that she got so upset, she cracked a plane window.
That's probably a red flag to not hop in.
Would it be for you?
Yes.
So she could go to jail because you can't break a window.
We can't get emotional and break a window in an airplane.
If you would have been in an airplane suffering how you were starting.
Do you think you to try to bust the window?
No.
I never was trying to, no, I just was suffering from a broken heart.
Yeah.
I wasn't like angry or mad or wanting to punch things.
There was no rage, but there was just sadness.
Yeah.
Sucks.
I'm jealous.
I know.
Yeah, not because of the sadness, but because too hot, you know,
can't experience low, can't spread a lot.
Right.
I can appreciate that.
I know that my joys can be really amazing because I also know my pains.
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What happened with your son?
Well, he is getting too cool for me.
He always will hold my hand.
At home, in public, whatever.
And we're running errands.
I say, hey, buddy, hold my hand.
And he looked at me and said, oh, Mom, I'd rather not.
That's embarrassing.
Oh, wow.
I don't even know where he learned that.
Where does he learn?
Oh, Mom, I'd rather not.
That's embarrassing.
I was depressed.
And learned it from me.
I don't know why you're looking at me.
Dang.
I don't know where he's picking up.
He's also...
Maybe his older sister?
She's never wanted to really hold my hand.
Actually, though, you know what's funny about siblings?
Is she was with me.
And again, I don't ever...
expect her to hold her hand, but she wants to get under his skin so bad that the minute he says
that, she goes, Mom, I'll hold your hand. And she, I just remember that part of the story. Like,
she held my hand, but I was just more devastated by the fact that he didn't want to. But,
and I would think that it's special. She wouldn't hold mine, but I knew she was just doing it because
suddenly he didn't want to. That's how kids work. So he also said something the other day,
and I thought, where did you learn that? I think I asked him something. And his response was,
am I supposed to know? And I was like, I know you're getting good at English, but what?
Where? That's not an answer to me. That's unacceptable answer. You don't ever respond to anybody
with, how am I supposed to know? What did you tell him about the hand holding? Well, I mean,
I can't force him to hold my hand, but I just said, oh, well, I didn't know I was such an
embarrassment to you. Eddie, your oldest son, is he embarrassed of you? Big time. Like, he's 12? He's 12,
and I love putting my arms around him
you know like come over here, little guy, whatever.
Cannot do that anymore.
He does a little move where he just ducks his head under
and he's out.
He won't do it or he gets my hand says, don't do that.
And it's only in public.
In the house, like, whatever.
He's like, yeah, what up, dad?
Well, hang.
The little ones, I mean, I can totally do,
I mean, they're cool with everything right now,
but I know that time's coming.
At what age did your oldest go?
I don't want to be all handsy in public.
I would say maybe three years ago,
two years ago, I think just school.
Something about school, whenever we're at school, I would go to the school to go, you know,
eat lunch with him, whatever and be like, hey, I'd sneak up behind him, put my arm around it.
He's like, nope, uh-uh, not here. You're not doing that.
What advice do you give Amy?
Just deal with it. It just happens.
It happens, Amy. It's so sad.
Deal with it. All right. That's another parenting advice segment.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So there's this nurse that noticed a baby at the hospital that didn't get any visitors for five months.
The baby was there being treated for neonatal abstinence syndrome.
It's a result of her mom using drugs during the pregnancy.
Social services was trying to place the baby.
Her name was Giselle.
They were trying to put her in foster care.
But it hadn't worked out yet.
And she's got all these health challenges.
Well, the nurse just decided, you know what?
I think I'm going to adopt this baby.
Wow.
So she took it upon herself to like do what she needed to do.
And now she's the mom of baby Jazeel.
Yeah, the parents had their rights terminated.
No other family members were found.
And it's official.
Her name is Liz Smith.
So shout out Nurse Liz for paying attention to this baby.
Wow, what a story.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Had some listeners, send me a much questions?
I'll answer.
Eddie, you guys answer these too.
First question, other than sushi, what should you never buy from a gas station?
I'll go first.
The hot dogs on the rotator.
You got me.
That's my next one.
Or the movie theater.
Don't buy them because I didn't tell you.
I bought sushi and hot dogs from those things.
I got another one.
What?
Milk.
Don't buy chocolate milk, milk or whatever.
Most of the chocolate milk because a lot of that stuff's, I mean, it's really close to
expired or something.
I buy most of my milk from the gas station.
Oh, my gosh.
I do most of them.
When I go grocery shopping, Caitlin does most of the,
stuff and now she orders it on an app.
I go and I go to the gas. I have to pick something like that.
Gas station. I'm not going to go. I don't want to park
and walk all through the grocery store. I get it. I get it.
I get it. I can park and walk to get it back out.
Just like that. And it's what convenient?
Yeah. So here's the thing. Me at a grocery store.
Got to find a place to park. Got to walk, walk, walk. Got to go in. Got to get a walk.
That's it. Done.
Amy, go ahead.
Like a tuna sandwich or something?
Oh, the sandwiches like the come in the little.
Yeah.
Eddie?
My mom's milk.
I'm telling you the last time bones, I got milk at a convenience store.
I mean, it was not.
Did you check the expiration date?
No, I just took a sip and I'm like, oh.
What did you want to be as a kid but seems really stupid right now?
I go first.
Radio TV.
No job security here.
Amy?
I mean, it's stupid because there's no way I would have made it through the school for it.
But a veterinarian, that's what I wanted to be.
Eddie?
I wanted to be a, like, chemistry guy.
Just because I like the whole...
What do you mean a chemistry guy?
What does that mean?
Someone that just mixed stuff in tubes and made things blow up.
I had no idea what chemistry was, but it looked cool when I saw it on TV.
What did a teacher do at your school with no backlash that you can't believe they got away with?
Add a teacher once.
Who we all knew this teacher was making out with students.
What?
And nobody didn't think about it.
In high school or college?
High school.
High school.
High school and this teacher was young for a high school teacher.
and it was like 17 to 18 year olds,
but still if you're 17, 18 in high school
and they're 23, 24,
you still can't do that.
And nobody really cared
because it wasn't 12,
which was weird.
You?
Yeah, I don't know that I can think of anything
a teacher did.
Oh, yeah.
I had a teacher in high school.
Senior year, we would party at her house.
Like me and like five dudes.
Really?
Like party or party?
Oh.
Just part, no, like we would just drink.
And she would make his drinks?
Well, is this weird?
In third grade,
one of my teachers,
if you got good enough behavior and good enough grade,
you got to spend the night at our house.
I never got to, but other people did.
I don't think that's weird.
It would be weird now.
I don't even know that it would be weird now,
but we would say you can't do it now.
Or if it was a guy teacher with girls, it would be weird.
But she was cool.
I know she meant well, but it just different times.
What's something you would love to do but can't justify the cost?
Love to do, love to buy.
I'll go first.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to buy these shoes.
They retail for about $100.
or the Ben and Jerry, the dunks, they're the Nike dunks.
It's like ice cream off.
But right now, if you go and buy them off a website, they're $2,200.
Oh, yeah.
I'd buy them for retail.
There is zero, but I can't justify the cost.
It's still not as crazy is where my brain went for just buying the cost.
Well, my husband loves to fly airplanes, so I've always wanted to buy a plane.
But I can't justify the cost.
Yeah, it's a little ridiculous.
But to be fair, your husband was in the Air Force for a long time.
He does, he's not like a guy who just likes to fly.
No, but I mean, I wish, yeah, there's a lot of pilots, especially Air Force ones.
Like, they get together.
Sometimes they can get a plane, like, but there's like 10 people and that, but we just, yeah, we don't have that.
Eddie?
I want a boat, man.
Yeah?
Like, I want a boat really bad, but I can't, I can't do that.
And I was on the lake, too, like, you know.
I go shoes and Amy goes airplane.
It's like, Eddie's right in the middle.
Yeah.
Like, that's a normal.
Well, I was just, I went extreme, of course.
Maybe it's like a castle.
A castle in Ireland.
No, that's something.
I guess I was just looking at the question a little differently.
What would you need to get a boat?
What do you mean?
What do I need?
Like what would happen in your life so you could get a boat?
My kids would have to stop taking money from me.
Is that going to happen?
Like when they leave at the house?
I don't know when that's going to be.
But boats are just such a, aren't they just a money pit?
That's what they say.
What, bring another thousand, B-O-A-T?
They say the best two days of owning a boat or when you buy and when you sell it.
They say a lot of things, suppose.
All right.
send us your questions. We get those. Sometimes we'll read them all together and rattle them off for you.
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It's a lot.
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It's so weird, Amy. You're like the nicest, kindest, most giving person that I've ever
known. Yet you now have this rage inside of you that you can't explain,
where you just want to slam things against walls.
Do you think it's something deep? Do you think it's something deep?
Or do you think it's new with you adopting your kids?
Oh, I think I'm dealing with some stuff and I don't know how to.
I think some of it is hormones mixed with not knowing how to handle some stuff that's going on.
Like new hormones?
Oh, yeah.
I'm almost 40.
I have stuff hormones, stuff changing in my body.
That's weird.
So I think some of it is hormonal, but it is.
a combination of me not processing some of my emotions properly.
Hmm.
So do you have a new...
Or my stress.
Do you have a newfound empathy for people that do things in rage now?
Hmm.
Interesting.
Because I wouldn't want to use...
Well, it depends on what their rage causes them to do, because I...
I don't ever want to hurt anybody.
So, no, I don't have...
for somebody that uses their rage in that way.
But yeah, if they want to throw a water bottle across the room.
Like smash a car.
No, I don't want to hurt anybody.
I mean, I guess they could smash it as long as nobody gets hurt.
Their own car.
You're like, oh, I get it.
No, I don't think I have the, I don't want to smash my car.
The only thing I'm telling you I want to do or that I have done is throw a water bottle.
I want to throw the fruit bowl, slam stuff, slam the milk down on the.
the counter like really hard and yell. And what is your therapist? Because you're going to
therapist, right? Yeah. What do they say? Well, she thinks some, well, and then sometimes I just
can't let it go. So I picture myself doing the action and then I'm like, oh, it feels so good. But I don't.
I have control. So I don't do it. Again, nobody would be harmed. But I still resist the action
because I don't feel like it's right anyways. Like I need to get control. And so, but then I have
trouble letting it go and I'm still stressed and worked up and feeling anxious and having all these
different feelings so she has told me when I need to reset like that I'm I may need to dunk my
face in ice water have you tried that yet no I haven't yet it's just but it's part of my assignment
you ever get rage at me no no if I see you over there in your heads in a bucket of water I'm like
oh boy she needs a minute no but I promise you if you were to see it you would think because
I even think, I'm not joking.
I think, who am I
right now? You would be
wondering who is this person?
Well, sometimes since you said, do you have rage
now that comes, I sit next to you and wonder
oh boy.
It's not like that. Is this how it is? You just start stabbing
you with a pin. No, no, I don't ever
stop. Don't put me in that category. I don't
ever want to hurt anybody. I just
have an extreme desire to
crush a ball and
then throw it against the wall.
smash. My husband and I were having an argument one day and that's when I threw the water bottle.
At him? And it was awesome. No, I threw it across the room.
All right. If you ever get rage filled in here, just wiggle your ear and I'll just shut it down.
It doesn't. I don't, I can't predict it. I'll let you know.
If for some reason you hear the imaging just slam in the middle of a segment, you know Amy wiggled her ear and we had to end the segment early.
Okay? I hope I'm not alone in this.
Yeah.
So the question that I asked a couple shows ago was couples that
blank together
stay together
I said laugh
Amy said watch TV
before they go to bed
Eddie said pray
lunchbox what did you say
I say shower together
you did
oh my goodness
okay
so couples that shower together
stay together
yeah because look
that means they're not hiding anything
and it's your alone time
and it can be kind of
you know you're making sure
they're clean
and it's an enjoyable activity
all right
interesting
that's a
making sure they're clean
You're not hiding anything?
I don't know what's happening
Lunchbox's the house.
I got a search.
I didn't know you had a gun on you.
You got chockled in there.
What are they hiding, dude?
Yeah, and where?
There's the car keys.
I've been looking for three days for those.
All right.
So Lunchbox went out to the park
to ask random people this question.
So people are walking around.
Basically, here harass people
who were trying to get their day of fresh air, but he asked them couples that blank together stay
together.
What is it about to communicate?
I don't know, man.
You got to make sure that, even if they're different, you've got to make sure you're sharing
your hopes and your dreams and your life together, you know?
Totally understand.
Just so you know that you got somebody there to support you.
All right, here's number two.
Drink together.
Why do you think drinking together is important?
It shows they're having a good time together.
So they got mowing his yard?
He's like, got to go by.
Here's one more. Couples that blank together stay together.
Progress.
Growth is a good answer.
Yeah, growth together.
Okay, like what do you mean?
As in just move forward in life.
Okay.
You know what I mean?
Like, strides, like being better.
You don't know what I mean?
Like the next step.
Got it.
What I mean?
Together.
Okay.
Communication, working together and encouragement.
Encouragement.
Okay, what about encouragement?
You know, you gotta, so if they have goals that aren't necessarily yours, you can't.
And if they're doing better than you, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta, you gotta,
You want them always to be better than you.
And then you want them to tell you to be better than them.
I'm just struck by all the things happening in the background.
Where are you?
What is that?
What is that music?
What is that music?
What is that music?
They were two skateboarders and they had a little music player and they were just hanging out.
They were standing around.
They weren't skating at that point.
Did people think it was weird that you were coming up to them?
Yes.
In a time of social distancing?
I mean, I was six feet away.
I kind of, hey, and I'd hold it.
the phone out to record them.
But yeah, they kind of looked at me
a little weird. Like, I stopped that one guy.
The first guy, he was running. I waved at him and flagged him
down. He thought something was wrong. And the guy was like, hey, man,
did your wife find her car keys in her butt? Tell me about it.
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The owner of us 7-Eleven in Toledo, Ohio
took a slightly different approach to dealing with a shoplifter.
Jay Singh watched on surveillance as a
teenager pushed up in his pockets. He then went up to teen and was like, hey man, why are you stealing?
So the boy said this, I'm stealing for myself. I'm hungry. I'm also doing it from my younger brother.
And it really wasn't what he expected when he confronted the kid. Either you think the kid
runs or maybe fights back or something. Yeah. And so he said, hey, I'm not going to press charges.
And he said, hey, take this, take some other pizzas, give him some sandwiches. He said, you're not
going to be charged. And this is from the owner of the 7-Eleven. It's not going to make any difference to me
if I give him some food, because we make a lot of food, we sell a lot of food.
If he goes to jail, he's definitely not going to be able to do anything good in life,
and that's why I decided to help him.
Oh, I love that.
So I thought that was a good story.
Yeah, and I wanted to share it.
That's my Tell Me Something Good today.
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Let's hear from Jim in Pennsylvania.
I was wondering if you could do a shout out for my wife who has been married to me for 30 years on Tuesday.
We listen to your show on podcasts all the time, talk about you guys like we're best friends.
So have a great day and thank you.
And the shout out goes to Barb.
And if you could have a Ramundo do a big yeah, that would be awesome.
All right.
Well, let us first say, Barbara, happy everything.
You've been married 30 years.
Sounds like your husband loves you.
And now, a shout out from Ray.
Yeah!
Amazing.
All right, here's a call from Renee and Christy.
Hey, Bobby.
We just got done golfing,
and we thought about you and Caitlin
because you're golfing all the time now.
But we just wanted to tell you that we realized after our rounds
that we got in cart number six.
Oh, my God.
Bye.
But people that think I'm an idiot for thinking that's funny,
I think it's funny because it's idiotic.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's one more.
Hey, Bobby, morning video.
So yesterday was my son's 12th birthday,
and after all we did to celebrate him,
I got questioned if I called the Bobby Bone show to announce it.
I didn't, so I lied to him and told him,
yes, but that he missed it because he got up too late to listen to the show.
So here I am, asking you to give him a birthday shout out to my son,
Alessia from Las Cusers, New Mexico.
Thanks so much.
I appreciate it.
Alessio and Las Cruces, thank you for listening.
Nice.
There you go.
And happy birthday.
It's all out there, but...
Yeah, she really didn't.
But then she did, and you got on the air.
You can always call us, leave us a message,
87777-77-B-O-B-B-B-B-Y.
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