The Bobby Bones Show - John Mayer In Studio + Drunk Trivia + Ray Gets Blocked From Bobby's Instagram

Episode Date: August 8, 2017

John Mayer stops by the studio, Lunchbox hits the streets for 'Drunk Trivia' and Ray gets blocked from Bobby's Instagram Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning. Welcome to Tuesday show. Morning, studio. Morning.

You know, I've saved a lot of money in the past month, not going to Starbucks. Oh. It's been one month since my last Starbucks trip. Wow, you've been keeping track. Okay. I can see that.

I mean, if you're spending what, what were you spending? Probably $6 a day. For, let's say, on the low end, three days a week. Okay, so you're looking at 18 bucks a week, at least. Let's round it to $20.

That's $80 a month. Yeah. That's $1,000 a year. I'm going to send this audio clip for my wife because I tell this all the time we would save so much money if we didn't get Starbucks. What I do, to be fair,

is I go to this little local place and they have the same kind of thing, but it's much, much, much cheaper. Oh, okay. But I'm saving tons of money. And I'm also not sitting in Starbucks line all day. That's a real world struggle right there. Starbucks has got us, man.

Yeah, big time. Starbucks has got us, Apple's goddess. Amazon's got us. Netflix has got it. Oh my goodness. Amazon Prime has just completely taken over my life. Like, it's just too easy to order things. Instagram's goddess.

Big time. Like, guys, let's just admit it. We got a guy. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Did you hear about this guy running the 10K? No. Okay, okay.

His name's Robert Gomez. He was running the beach to beacon 10K racing, Cape Elizabeth Maine. He was in second place, so he's doing good. It was just him, another guy, Jesse, who was in the lead. And Jesse, like, collapses. And so he's got the decision to make. Does he run past him? Yeah, that's always...

Or does he pick him up? That would be a hard one. I'm just kidding. and they're pretty close to the finish line because you can always run past it and then come back. Yeah, or somebody else could help him. Yeah. Because when you have a race to finish.

So he grabbed him, picked him up, by the shoulder, and here they come to the finish line. Now, what do you do? Do you push him across first? Or do you take them and then you put your head over first and then bring him with you? What do you think he did? Oh, man.

I think he kind of like put his elbow in first. You think this guy won? At least. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They ran across the exact same time I had a tie. Okay, that's cute. It's cute. That's cute. I think if you go through all the effort of picking somebody up, you go ahead and push them and let them win.

Oh, I was thinking you help them so you go ahead and you win because you're there, but you also helped him. See, I'm like, if I'm going to stop and do all this good, I'm going to make sure it's all good. I'm going to, I go 100% or 9%. Okay. So I either run by him and win the race or I pick him up and make sure he wins the race. That's it. Oh, wow. But he still picked him up.

They tied. They both won. Cute. Yeah, it's a good story. It's I see you. I see you Robert Gomez. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in military news. The U.S. may begin air strikes against ISIS in the Philippines. We would do this with armed drones. In Missouri, there's a manhunt underway after a rookie officer was killed during a traffic stop. There's a person of interest. The picture is online. And finally, health officials say those copper cocktail mugs that are being used for Moscow mules.

It may cause sickness because of the copper, so if your mug does have an inner lining used with a different metal, you're good. But if it's copper, be careful. I'm going to try to watch The Voice this season. Just because it's a thing and I'm never in it. Okay. I was reading the story, Joe Jonas, Rascal Flats, Kelly Rowland, Billy Ray Cyrus. They're all going to be part of the voice.

Like the advisors or whatever? Yeah. I think I'm just going to commit to watching it. Do it. And I don't, but I'm going to. Yeah. You don't know some first. Frustrating? What?

So, by the way, John Mayer will be, this is not frustrating. John Mayer's coming in about an hour and a half or so. So, that's not frustrating, but an hour and a half, John Mayer in studio.

Our band The Raging Idiots put out the song called Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Because you go to Chick-fil-A, and you're like, man, I sure do crave it, and you drive up to the... And you're like,

ho! They don't answer back, and you're like, oh, it's Sunday. Crap, I can't get it. So we put out the song, it's a live recording, and it went to number two on the comedy charts, not number one.

Oh. I know. You know who beat us? Some YouTube kid who has 65 million followers. Yeah, those kids are going to be hard to beat. And we just barely beat us. I'm so frustrated by that. Well, that's impressive, barely.

Number two is still not first. So, whoa. But this song, this is like a, from the heart song. Mm-hmm. I don't know. It's relatable. What was he singing about? Kylie Jenner and.

Oh. Yeah, he's like a 17-year-old YouTube kid. Man, you should have shouted her out in this song. I know. And now the newest song from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots, Chick-fil-A but it's Sunday. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys. I won't chick up the fries that I made a waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.

Yeah, the one day that you... It's the one day that I was hoping to get chick-hillade. Chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah. I yell hello through the drive-thru. Hello. Nobody answers me back. I look around for all the other cars.

Where the heck is everyone at? I won't chick-fil-A but it's Sunday. I won't it Sunday. Yeah, the one's the one day that I was hoping. To get chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah, yeah I want chick-fil-A

But it's Sunday Want the fries and made a waffle But now I'm feeling awful I want chip-fil- So there you go, the number two song Any people to download that on iTunes So we can take that kid down Yeah

You don't need to know its place in life There's still time Yeah, people sing it live like crazy I mean, he doesn't have fans singing along. I don't know. I like to beat that seven-year-old up. I'm going to sing this to the opera tonight. They won't know it, but I'll sing it at the opera.

Yes, anyway. Go! Download Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday from Bobby Bones and the Raging Idiots on iTunes Now. Did I mention John Mayors coming in? Yeah, you did. Okay, one hour and 25 minutes. Okay, making sure John May. The John Mayer.

Mayor. Just making sure. Not the mayor of Johnsville. No. John Mayor. Right around the room with positivity. Time for Tell me something good. Richard's 94 years old and he has one of those motorized tricycle so he can get around.

Like at the grocery store with someone in the basket. Yeah. He's got one of those. He goes into CVS, parks it outside. Goes into the store. Somebody steals it. Oh, man. Probably some kids.

Probably made a fast good away. And so he comes out and there's nothing. And so someone that worked at the store was like, hey, his stolen. So they raised $2,445. Wow. And bought him a new one. That's awesome. From like people that work at the store and people that come into the store that know him

and see him driving around. He was also 94 years old. That alone is telling me something good. He was chilling at 94. Amy, what else you got? Well, a senior couple has chosen beauty. and the Beast as the theme of their wedding. One of them is a widow, one of them

is divorced, and they've been together 10 years, finally deciding to tie the knot. Again, they're an older couple, and they just wanted something that their whole family could enjoy, and everyone is hoping that the newlyweds tale will be as old as time. Get it?

The oldest time. Beauty and the Beast. Hunter is a 7-year-old little nugget, you know, and he loves, he wants to be a cop when he grows up. He wants to be a canine officer. Kid kid? Yeah, a little nugget. That's what they call kids, little nuggets.

Do they? At least some of my friends, they call their kids a nuggets. I don't know that. Okay. Yeah, he's seven years old, so he goes around the house and he gives out fake tickets to his family members. Like, he goes, woo, woo, sorry you didn't put your dishes in the sink, writes of a ticket. That's funny, but that you have got annoying pretty quick. Yeah. So the police and, you know, the local police department found out about it, and they surprised him for his birthday.

They showed up with a little toy police car and they gave him an honorary badge. That's pretty cool because he wants to be a canine officer. and so Hunter said, Woo, put your dishes away. That's a ticket. They said that again. Are you just doing that?

I didn't know what other crime. He said, roo-roo. Grass is a little long. Got to go mow it. Tick it. Now with the H-O. This kid's out of control.

He's out of control. All right, good one. That is cool, though, from those cops. That's cool. About an hour and 28 minutes from John Mayer o'clock. Is that we're calling it? That's what time he comes in.

Yeah, yeah. The hour? Okay. Yeah. About an hour and 28 minutes from John Mayor a clock. So he'll be in studio. It's working

against me. So Amber heard, you know who that is, right? She's the one that dated Johnny Depp? Yeah, actress, and I think she's kind of famous as an actress, but she did a Johnny Depp, and now she's with Elon Musk, the Tesla guy. Yeah, but... So they broke up.

Okay, yeah, that's what I read. Dunzo. They started dating a couple years ago, but how hard would it be to date her after she dates a billionaire. Like, once I dated a girl after she dated a Backstreet Boy, and I was like, this has got to be the hardest thing ever.

No, the hardest thing ever is trying to date someone after this guy's basically Iron Man. Yeah, yes, yes, he is. You're right. Like, I dated post-Backstreet Boy. That's nothing. Someone's got to date post-iron Man now. Yeah.

What a comparison. He's Iron Man. He's Iron Man. He's super smart. He's figured out all this technology, and he sits in his It just creates things. Yeah, totally. Billionaire.

What that beat? I don't know if ever met a billionaire. I met Jerry Jones. Does he have billions? Yeah, he's a billionaire. For sure. Jerry Jones owns a Dallas Cowboys. I know who Jerry Jones is.

Whoa. Your tone is, I appreciate it. He spent $13 million on his Hall of Fame party last weekend. What? He got a induct in the NFL Hall of Fame. He had Justin Timor Lake Perform. He spent $13 million on it. What kind of party are we having for you?

Oh. Radio Hall of Fame? $13. And he threw his own party. He threw his own, yeah. He had Justin Timberlake. I'm going to have a rusty timber weight. Just Justin Timberlake?

Do you give something like that a deal or do you milk it? Because you know they're a billionaire. Are you like, oh, yeah, that's Jerry Jones. You know, because rich people get everything for free even though they can pay for it. You don't. This is what you do. Because I know really rich people, even artists and Nashville. Okay, what do you do?

Make a donation? No. You just go to them with a high amount and go, hey, Justin Timberlake, I will give you $2 million to play. Oh, it's like respect. It's absolutely a respect thing. I can respect that. And so what I would, I know he probably gave him a million bucks, so I'm guessing.

I'm assuming he said, hey, ask Justin's people, because you don't want to ask one-on-one, because then if you get told to know, it's kind of embarrassing. But you say, hey, reach you out, see if Justin Timberl can do it for a million dollars. And that's what I would have said. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Taylor Swift was in Denver yesterday to witness the jury selection for the trial she's a part of, and we kind of got the questionnaire that her lawyers or their lawyers are going with

because they don't want Taylor fans on the jury. And they're like, have you ever listened to Taylor Swift on the radio? What? That eliminates everybody. I know. I will just lie and be like, who? But then they go more in depth like, have you gone to one of her concerts? Have you ever read a blog about her?

Dang. I mean, I'm like, what? Have you ever seen her on the cover of a magazine at the grocery store? You'd be kicked off immediately. Right. I don't know how they're going to pick people. Kid Rock is coming to country. He signed a record deal at Broken Bow Music Group.

That's home of Jason Aldeen, Dustin Lynch, Trace Atkins, and more. Yeah, I said that's about a month ago on the air. So there's that. And then his new song that's going to be worked radio isn't even out yet. But it's really freaking good. Oh, and it's really good. I know who else was on that label? You didn't even mention Lindsay L.

How did you mention? Who has you mentioned over there? I mentioned Jason Aldean. Justin Lynch and Lindsay L. No, you didn't. Whatever. I said Trice Atkins. You're right. Sorry. I was trying to play it cool.

Yeah, okay. You know? I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds, skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes first from Winder, Georgia. A man was arrested after he wanted to show off to his friends and do some donuts in the parking lot in his little new car. So he starts doing donuts.

Loses control the car, hits a tree, and hits the building. Oh, no. Yeah. All caught on secure. to cameras and so he was charged with reckless driving. I mean, if you're those friends, do you run away or do you go to help? I mean, surely you go make sure he's okay. Here you go, there's some donuts.

Boom! There's no Shirley because you're already doing something stupid. Right. I think I'm running away. Yes, I'm saying. You're like, no, surely they'd make them conscious decision. You would think that you would. No, you'd probably be like, oh, I'm not getting in trouble and you get out of there too.

Oh, well, just for the record, I would make sure you guys were okay. Well, you don't need you be hanging around. First of all, we wouldn't be... Only lunchbox would be doing donuts in a parking lot. Yeah, he does peel out of our parking garage. And it's still, in his ultima. Like, still to this day. I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day.

I can't wait. John Mayer will be in the studio. That's going to be awesome to me. Yeah, yeah. Dunna-na-na-na-na. So John Mayer ran in, that's an hour. I do have some secret audio of lunchbox of him, singing at the Tim McGraw, Faith Hill Show.

Would you guys like to hear this? He got it. Yeah, he got into it. So, he was telling us yesterday how much he loved the Tim and Faith show. So here he is doing It's Your Love. I never hear you that happy singing this stuff. Oh, man, I was killing it. This is Faith Hill.

You ready to hear him do Faith? Yeah. This kiss. Love it, you having fun, man. This is a secret audio that someone gave me. of lunchbox singing to Fathel Breathe That's a

That's good Wow You know why it's good It's like church Just spread a joyful noise That's it man Man Look at that

You want Meanwhile Back at Mamas Yeah Sing that one at Lama or no You didn't know that one No I think the audio I won't say who gave it to me

Fantastic job Because I know you don't like To be the guy seen as like having normal person fun? No, I love having fun. But not normal person like Tim and Faith's fun. You're kind of embarrassed right now. A little bit.

Yeah. Hit the song. He was killing that Faith Hill, though, huh? Exciting day. Especially for me, John Mayer will be in the studio in a little over 50 minutes. That's Eddie's jam right there. This is the best it gets for John Mayer right here.

It's not. So John Mayer's in today. And then on Friday, female Friday, this week, Lindsay L. comes in. And so if you don't know, that's my girlfriend, but I've kept her off the show for over a year as she has tried to have, she's signed to a major label. She's an artist. Yeah. But a lot of radio stations have been not adding her because she's dating me. So I've kept her off the air.

But she has a record out. And you can hope everybody pre-orders it. Oh, people go right now and pre-order. Make my life easier. She's coming. She's coming in Friday. So big week for you, John Mayer today. Lindsay L. Friday.

I will not be doing most of the interview Friday. You, the listeners will be doing it. I'll be sitting back. Okay. I just feel like that's fair. So we interview and playing? Like, have we talked about what she's playing yet? I did.

Listen, I've talked to her very little over the past couple weeks. She's been on the road. I think she's in New York today. I did mention to her last night, hey, are you going to play something? And I do believe she's going to play live champagne, which is like a horn and a guitar. She's never played it stripped down before.

for but I was like I think that would be cool so I think she's going to do that Friday Can support that? Can you? Yeah, that was what I kind of threw out there as a request. Yeah, I told her that and I think that's why she's doing it. I blocked Ray on Instagram. Yeah, why? Good. Because he won't stop

commenting things like stuff about being naked. It's not even like hi. It's like every time I post something is like, are you naked? I'm like, stop. But we're all friends. It's being funny. We all know each other's humor. I'm not actually asking are you naked. So what are you asking?

Yeah, what's the point of you writing 10 things in a row on my Instagram? Well, everybody sees them and they get a kick out of them. I've been on message boards ever since I was in middle school. This is message boards on Instagram. That's all that is. Yeah. I used to do the same thing when I was a kid. And I forgot how fun it was.

Yeah. Right now he's blocked for my Instagram. Yeah, I've been blocked for two weeks. I'm like, I have to load audio from your Instagram. I have to research your Instagram and I can't even access it. Yeah. So what does that tell you? Stop writing.

Well, Mike D's having to do my work now because I was like, well, bones for some reason block me, man, so you got to help me out. And what's up with the naked? I know. And he text me, though, like, hey, you're naked? I know. What I was coming to do is UFC party. I was like, hey, man, I can come, but real quick, are you naked?

Like, what? What does that mean? It's just funny. Yeah. Yeah. And he spells it, any KKID. I'm immature. Yes.

Because we know Ray's not serious, and I think his comments are funny. You should let him back. Let him back. Let him back. Can I tell you this really quick? I've had ideas for the show before where people, it would be called naked trivia, and people would call in, and the funniest thing of the show would be that say, all right, I'm ready to play the trivia, and you'd say, well, are you naked?

And they'd say, yeah, I'm naked. I'm here in Kansas right now. And so then they could play trivia. It's a hilarious game. That's really where it all started. But they're not really naked. As a kid, it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. And I was like, so now I was.

Since then I've always asked people, are you naked? I think it would be a great game. So this is also a pitch for me to you that I think it'd be a fun thing. To do things. What's wrong with this guy? I don't know. I think he's hilarious. But sometimes he has to be like, hey, take a step down for one second.

But right now, Ray's blog for my Instagram. Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to hop over to Instagram. I don't even know what this guy's up to in his life. Why is that so hot in the studio? It's not hot. You hot right now? I'm so hot. Maybe I'm just nervous because John Mayer's.

coming in. What? You're like stripping layers down. Yeah. Come on, baby. Somebody get this guy's on a little fan. Somebody get this guy's on a little fan. John Mayer in 40 minutes.

Until John Mayer O'clock. It's John Mayor O'clock in 40 minutes. Do you care at him? Yeah. I've never, I've seen him in concert, obviously, but I've never met him in person. You will be struck by how tall he is. Because I'm a little lower six foot, and he's probably three inches taller than I am. He's tall?

Yeah, really tall. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I will not have one single conversation about your bodies of Wonderland. I will not. I will not bring it up. Why not? Why not? You're not going to be like, how are your bubblegum?

Does your bubblegum tongue? No, I will not. Just so long as not my favorite. Hey, John, can you pass me some bubble gum for my tongue? Oh, boy. See? That's a good idea. Are you naked?

Are you naked? Hey John. Hey John, are you naked? Hey John, let's do an interview. Are you naked? Ray, that might be the dumbest pitch sight ever. But also awesome. I definitely pitched it multiple times, but it always keeps getting ignored.

Like, lunchboxes had naked baby on the schedule for like 10 years. He was like, how old can you have a baby swimming in the lake? In the lake, naked. Oh. How old is age? Three? I do a show. from my house, and last night I did one

called the Bobbycast. And you can go to Iheart Radio or iTunes and subscribe to the Bobbycast and have songwriters, artists come in, kind of talking about behind the scene stuff. And Heather Morgan came in, and her and Brett Eldridge wrote Crazy for Brett. You know this song right here? You make me crazy. That's not crazy. This is, that's the part of it. What's name of that song? Hey, what's name of that song?

Crazy! Luke? No, Brett Elders one. Anyway. So what happened was, that's it, lose my mind. Thank you very much. It says, Solicited is crazy. Here's why it's this crazy. Because you remember Norris Barclay. So they had to put Norris Barclay and two other people as songwriters of that song. What? Yeah, yeah. Because of that. Because when Norles Barkley did it, they had to put two songwriters on from an Italian song from like the six. Wow. And so then when they They did it, they had to add four other writers to it.

You make me crazy. And I was like, that cuts into the check, right? They wanted to change it or they wanted to figure out like how much of the song was, I guess, percentages or something. And so they didn't get a lot of it. Not as much as it could have been. It could have been like really hurtful. But I'm not like crying every time a check comes in because they have most of it or

anything like that. But yeah, Narls-Barkley had to be added and the people that were added to the Narls-Barkley. Like the songwriting stuff's crazy. Oh my goodness, yeah. Here's what I want to talk about. And I want to open phone lines and say call and talk to us. 877, Bobby. Somebody on the show was a restaurant and there was a kid screaming crying at a restaurant.

Right? It's like a toddler. Just screaming. And the parents just let the kids sit there and scream in the restaurant. Now, I got to ask, what do you do in that situation if you're somebody sitting next to the table? Do you complain? Do you just let the parent be the parent, let the kid scream? If you're the parent, like, how do you think you should handle it?

Because I don't know, but it happened. And I want to talk about it. Okay. And if I haven't mentioned it, John Mayer will be in in 33 minutes. Our head producer Morgan, she was eating. What restaurant were you eating when the kid was screaming? I was eating at Culver's. Okay.

So you're at Culver's. And there's a kid just screaming. Whaling. How old was the kid? Like four or five. And so what do the parents do as the kid was screaming? They did, okay, they told him stop. He didn't stop.

So then it just kept on. And they didn't take him out, which was my thing. Like, take your kid out of the restaurant because everybody else is trying to eat and have some peace and quiet. So Morgan doesn't have a kid. Let me let everybody know that Morgan, I think that's, you need to know this. Morgan doesn't have a kid. And so neither do I.

So I would think, too, as someone who doesn't have a kid, that if your kid is disrupting other people in a public place, for the sake of the public place, you have to take the kid out of the public place. But I'm not a parent. So that's perspective of a non-parent. Eddie, you're a parent. You got a screamer. What do you do?

Bring it. This is how you do it. You are responsible for your child. You wouldn't want to be on the other side of it like Morgan or yourself. You have to remove that situation out of the restaurant. Get it out. I mean, just get your, let's get our food to go. and get out of the restaurant.

Really? So you don't want to ruin it for everyone else. It's embarrassing. Aside from the embarrassment part of it, do you feel like you're taking away the experience that, let's say, I'm paying for? Yeah. I mean, we're all paying money to go to a restaurant and eat. Like, why am I, my family going to ruin it for everyone?

Lunchbox, you disagree? I say you let him cry it out because you teach the kid. Look, you're going to try to embarrass me. You're going to be the one that's embarrassed. I'm going to sit here and enjoy my food and you're going to look like the fool. What about everybody around, though, who's bothering? Hey, that's kind of life. You know, if you don't like it, you can get up and go outside.

Let them cry it out. Kelsey, you're on the air in Massachusetts. Good morning. Good morning. How are you guys? Really good. What do you think about this? So I have to 100% agree with Eddie and Morgan.

I was a waitress for 10 plus years. I'm a mom now, and I was a nanny for years. So I have dealt with this 100 times, and it's just rude to ruin other people's dinners. I mean, there's some people. who can't afford to go out to eat a lot, so they may only go out, you know, once or twice every couple of months, and this is a special occasion for them. And they want a screaming baby or a screaming child next to them. So you as a parent, it's your responsibility out of respect for everybody else around,

take your child outside or out of the restaurant and, you know, change the diaper or feed them or get them calm or do whatever you need to do. So, okay, you say take the kid out. Absolutely. Okay. Yeah, you're ruining everyone else's meal. I appreciate that. I appreciate you.

I appreciate you. Thank you guys. Have a great morning. Awesome. Thanks for calling. Let's see. What if we go over and talk to Anissa in Illinois? Hi, Nisa.

Hi, good morning. Good morning. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this? So I have to agree with Eddie. I've been in a situation where my now five-year-old daughter, she was about probably two when we went to a restaurant. And she just started throwing a crazy fit. I was totally embarrassed.

So I just hurry up and ask for our check, got our food to go, and took her out of the situation. It seems like that is the common thread. Like, if it's a public thing and you're hurting other people's time, you have to remove your kid. Now, if you're an airplane, that's different. You can't remove you. There's nowhere to go. Oh, that's a tough situation. On lunchbox's situation, though, like, I've been in Walmart with her before where she's

been, like, throwing a fit. And I've taught her a lesson, like, okay, if you're going to throw a fit, excuse me, can you stop and look at my daughter for a second because she might need her attention and she stopped immediately. Because she was embarrassed. Yes. Well, listen, I appreciate you for calling the show. I appreciate you guys. And thanks for listening.

And did you know that John Mayer's coming up? Have I mentioned that? I did. I'm just making sure. Okay, 23 minutes from now, I don't know if I've even mentioned it so far, but John Mayor is going to be on the show. John Mayor, totally. Yeah, John Mayer o'clock comes up at 22, 22 minutes now.

Thank you for calling. I'm going to play a song. I've got to get loose. I'm going to start stretching. John Mayer's going to come in. I want to be loose. Okay. Me, me, me, me, me. And a little hamstring work here.

John Mayer in studio in about five minutes or so. Bobby Boneshow. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Rascal Flats are joining Blake Shelton's team on the voice as advisors for the upcoming season. Gary LaVox is excited because he feels like Blake always picks good people, has got good taste. Season 13 of the voice premieres on September 25th on NBC.

This weekend of TV, now that The Bachelorette has concluded, which of the losers is going to become The Bachelor? They didn't announce it. Normally, lunchbox, don't they announce it the night of the finale? Yes, they didn't. They haven't narrowed it down. They haven't picked a Bachelor. Which, spoiler alert, I'm going to say who Lindsay picked right now?

Brian Abel Solo. Her name's Rachel. Oh, Rachel. Why would you say Lindsay? I don't know. Maybe I have to see it on my brain. What in the world's happening right now? Her last name's Lindsay.

Her name's Rachel Lindsay. And yeah. As you can see, Amy and I don't wife the Bachelor or Bachelor. So if you're looking for The Bachelor to be announced, calm down. It hasn't been done. Chris Harrison said they will make their decision soon. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny.

About four minutes from John Mayer. I'm going to talk to him, just give some background about Clay Cook, who is in Zach Brown band. And he's like the number two of Zach Brown. He sings when Zach doesn't. And so him and John. John Mayor were a duo back in the day. Oh, okay.

So if you hear me talk about, because I'm probably getting nerd out a little bit in this John Mayer interview, but just some background. They were together in Atlanta, him and John Mayor. So it's weird that, like one of the main Zach Brown band guys and John Mayor were a duo. Wow, okay. So that'll come up. Just want to give a little background. Over to the Corny now. The Morning Corny!

What's the difference between a snowman and a snow woman? stop it. You don't even ask about this one. This one's worse than the other one. You know? Yeah, it's snowballs. This one's worse than the other one. You don't even ask, like, of all the ones.

Yes, you didn't ask for any sort of... He's got the confidence now. Yeah. Man, those other ones were good, so I thought this is good to go. I mean, I hate to ruin it, but in my head, I'm like, this is the one you probably run by Amy and Mike D. Not the other one. Okay, hit it again. What's the difference between a snowman and snowwoman?

Snowballs! I'm sorry to run that joke. How did you know that, Bo? Yeah, how did you know that? Way to ruin it. You're a genius. Stop it. What is wrong with you?

All right, John Mayer in studio. Hey, dude. How are you? Dude, thanks for coming in. I appreciate that. Thank you for supporting this record and this song and giving me an opportunity to come in. You know, I guess we can start this.

we were talking yesterday. The last concert that I paid money to go to was your show. I saw you in Minneapolis, and we went up and watched that show. And I can't go tonight, and now you're like three blocks down the road. Well, you can't afford it? I can't.

I can't. I gave you tickets. I'm at the opera tonight. Oh, cool. Yeah, I can't come. Listen, it's always a cool reason not to come to my show because someone has a show of their own. That's the best reason not to come.

We're having a debate in this room before you came in, and you may not want to answer this. What song are you just tired of playing? I'm tired of playing waiting on the world to change. Boom! What did I say? Pay up! Why? That I would have one or that it would be waiting on the world?

Did it would be that one? Really? Yeah. Yeah. Why do you think it is? It's honest to God, it's just a tactile thing. It's just after a while, like, by the way, you're going to be like, oh, well, I hated the message. I was like, I just didn't like the way it felt in my hand.

It's right outside of my range. Like, when I had a vocal surgery, that I had a procedure. It cost me like two or three notes And I needed those notes for waiting on the world to change So I kind of kind of to sneak around it So it's not exactly It never really was the most comfortable thing to sing So weirdly enough like all the songs that became very popular

Are very difficult to sing for me Meanwhile all I wanted to do is like have a hit with like Who says I can't get stoned Just wake up at 5 in the morning be able to do it And so I'm weird when it comes to hits man Like I don't know what makes a song of mine a hit I have a feeling it's like There's something in, like you do stand-up.

You know, like your middle funny joke to you is your funniest joke to the crowd. I never know what jokes can be the funniest. It's the one that you're the least excited about. Like, it's your throwaway, they love. It's the accidental or the throwaway, yeah. Because you're interested in the upper ranges of your mind. Like, how can I be more clever? How can I be more interesting?

And then somewhere in your middle is where the crowd kind of grabs onto what you're saying. Like the crowd probably applauds and you go, you go like, oh, that. Oh, you like that? Okay, because that really didn't feel like anything coming out of my head. It's the same thing with music. It's like all the stuff where I'm like, oh, my God, this is so complex and interesting and people are going to love it. Like, they kind of don't. It's the stuff that for me, I feel like is a little bit, it bores me just the slightest bit.

And that's what we love. It becomes like, whatever I find boring in it, people find accessible in it. Here's the joke I'm thinking about the operate tonight Tell me it's funny. I haven't used it yet. We're having to bleep it out. Okay. You see the guy that got caught

The movies to the emoji? Yes, this is good. That's not that good. No, I mean, it's a good, it's a good... Right. Everyone is freaking out about the guy doing that theater. I'm just wondering which emoji he thought was super hot.

Okay. So that's a setup. That's not a punchline yet. It's still a setup. Right. So then you break it down. Is it the salsa lady? There you go.

No, so then I go through the thing. And then at the end, I end up with the purple. Yeah. There's a lot of places. Eggplant. It's the egg plant. Is it the poop emoji? Right.

But I don't think people are like that's funny as I start rolling through emojis. Like, I think that's funny. It's funny if you can break it out. And I hate that I'm on your radio show telling you how to be funny. That's okay, because I'll tell you what songs I think are really good. So we're all good. We're in a good place. There we know.

Yeah, I think as long as you just, like, there's a place. to go there. Sure. John Mayer in studio with us right now. Where's your dog, by the way, because I'll watch on social media. This is kidding. No, that's a real question. Did your dog stay in Montana? My dog does not stay in Montana.

This is what happened. I got a dog. Wanted to have a dog on the road. Road dog. A dear friend of mine happens to be an incredible dog trainer. She took my dog. It trained my dog.

turned into a perfect beast. And then I was like, okay, we take my dog on the road. Dog hates music. Hates music. He thinks it's like thunder. So he's trembling in the dressing room. First night, I think Red Rocks was like the first place

we were like, okay, well, I got a dog, let's do this, cowering in the corner. Also, like when he's home with me, if I pick up a guitar and plug it and start playing it, he does the funniest thing. Like, he doesn't want to offend me, but he like slowly slinks his two paws, front paw. paws off the couch and just waddles out of the room because I'm playing the music.

So it wasn't going to work, but it turned out that my dog trainer, she loved him so much. And she said, well, he's a part of our family too. So I'll be the mommy. And I thought, that's awesome. So my dog lives a better life than I do. He lives in Brentwood, California. And I pick him up. It's like doggie daycare, but it's months long.

How about this? The fact that you see colors when you play. I don't have synesthesia. Okay, that's word on the street. No, people, somebody... Why would someone fake that about you then? Well, people misinterpret my metaphors a lot, which is easily done. Synesthesia, by the way, is some people have a clinical, I don't know if I'd call it a disorder.

It was a gift of sorts, whereby words and sounds actually are interpreted as colors in their brain. I have it, but not visually. I'm pretty close to it. I have relative synesthesia. So what are you seeing when you're playing a solo? What are you seeing in your head? or your numbers, colors, muscle memory, what is it?

Shapes, colors, geometry. Man, you're a very good interviewer. Like, you're asking really interesting, untrodden on questions that are exciting to answer. The way that I do it is tons and tons and tons of streams of possibilities, of shapes, what's where, where does it go, and I've done it for so long now that a lot of that data has sort of dissolved and it's all feeling now.

I just know where it is. And it's more fun than ever to play guitar because I'm not playing it like a student of guitar anymore. John Mayer's here now. So I'm buds with the guys from the Zach Brown band and Clay Cook. And so, and I know the story, but you and Clay were Berkeley together.

And Clay was like, you know, let's move down to Atlanta. And you and Clay kind of had a duo together for a while, right? Yep, that's how we started. That's how I started right out of college was playing in an acoustic duo. And so you move down to Atlanta. And so why Atlanta of all places? Clay had family in Atlanta and said

I think we can And he said there was a great music scene down there Which he was absolutely right He did have family And he wasn't long about either Family and a music scene So we moved down there And just started doing open mic nights and writing

And that's how I got my start in music Was following him down to Atlanta We lived in Snellville, Georgia Are you on the radio in Snellville, Georgia? I don't know Everybody's Somebody That's the catchphrase for the town Is it like the snail, the bug?

Snell, but it's pronounced Snailville. But it's Snellville, S-N-E-L-V. So you guys moved to Atlanta and you ride a lot of things together. Yeah, we wrote, we had written, you know, five, six songs at that point. We're still trying to put it all together. So you guys decide to go your own different ways. That big decision for you, too? Yes.

Yeah. Well, no one's ever cared about this. Yeah. Falling out. We had a falling out. Be creatively? Did you... Part of it.

That was part of it. The part that I can attest to is that I have pretty big feet, pretty strong head. I don't think anybody could have been in a duo with me at that time. And we were also, by the way, we're really good friends now. I've seen you play with them before, so I'm assuming now you guys are cool. Pure closeness. These are two kids who are the stars of their town, the musical stars of their town. the musical stars of their town

coming together obviously seeing something in one another that they identify with and it gets a little strange it's like two people sharing a birthday you know it's like I entered his entire social life you know and I think there was an identity thing of like wait what's mine and what's yours and

again taking responsibility for it I have very big shoes I'm not necessarily subtle especially at that age you didn't want to mess around with young John you don't want to mess around with 19 year old John Mayer who just figured out that the world is bendable and he's out to just

destroy it. But this is my new record, the project. Oh, that's the Lindsay L. record. Yeah. So can we get a shot of my new record, the project? Part of it was because I went by Lindsay L. And can we play a cut off that? Sure. I sure can. Here you go.

So, yeah, so, there it is. This is a great recording. You're asking me like, seriously? Yeah, it's a great recording. What's the difference? The way you said recording, I just hear a song. the way it was engineered, it's gorgeous.

It's the best, the gravity's the best record. Like, you know, it's a difference between the song of the year, record of the year, the Grammy's like, this isn't, this is quite a record.

This is how spare it is, if I stop talking. Well, now I'm just going to keep going because we're so close. But really key into the record, especially the vocals, this is gravity.

When I went to, when I went to show in Minneapolis, you didn't play it, I was sad. And I know you get that every show because you can't play everything. Well, no, but you saw me in the beginning.

of this tour where I was like, I'm going to just play whatever I want. And the crowd was adamant that I play gravity. So we added gravity back in every night. That's cool. Look, it's cool to be that artist where, you know, there are things that people identify with you so much that you have to play them. I dig it. And I'll play gravity every night for the rest of my life. Like, that's the song I'll never get tired of.

Hey, John Mayer is here, which is cool. Amy, what's your favorite song off the new record? Oh, well, you know, I have the one. one about. She doesn't know any words to it. She just knows parts of it. Go ahead. No, I know about how. I just think it's really, really clever about how you keep the shampoo in the shower

in case, and romantic. I think every girl sort of would want a guy to sing that for her. I got sticky hands, man. It's hard, hard getting out for me. It's good.

But I mean, this song. No dude wants to have to write this song, though. Yeah, but he's about being vulnerable. This song's... Enjoy it. You love it? Listen. No one knew what to do with it, but listen.

What do you? You give the song to... And this leads in the blood conversation. Like, if you're a station that's like a AAA station, you play John Mare music, and all a sudden, Columbia's like, hey, here's the next John Mare's single. It doesn't fit anyone's radio station. But does it have to fit? Because I'm, I don't think everything has to fit radio.

I think nothing has to fit radio. I'm with you, man. I mean, maybe that's... Maybe that's why we're still filling the places up with people is because I'm not following this sort of format rule. Like, I put mixtapes out, I feel like. But listen to the jam. Oh, I think it's the jam. Three days.

Three days, I lost my mind and I was only thinking about the song. Three days in a trance. What are you doing a trance? You're only about bringing the song to life. I was in my therapist's office and I said, I still feel like her, I still feel like her man. and I went, oh no, here we go. I got in the car. I wrote down, I still feel like your man.

And when I was done with it, I had this really interesting jam that's hopeful, but also like has the saddest line I've ever written. I literally cried when I wrote, I still keep your shampoo in my shower in case you want to wash your hair. That's the saddest lyric I've ever written in my life.

Think of how much desperation is in that line. She's not coming to wash her hair at your house. Because what if she does come back and wash her hair? She'd be like, dang, you still got my shape? Also, the shower is a very vulnerable place, you know? And you stare at it as this sort of totem. It's still life. It's the last, it's like someone's shampoo is what they use in their most intimate, solitary moments.

And they've brought their shampoo to your place, and they've left it there because the implication is, I'm going to be here so often. it's worth my time to place some shampoo here and get some more for myself because I really feel like I'm going to take, you know, set up shop here. But the idea of keeping the torch lit where you say, well, I'm keeping it there. It's like, you know, there's like this dog in Japan. And the dog had an owner. And the owner would go to the train every day. And the dog would follow the owner to the train and then be there at the exact time the owner came back from work off the train.

The dog would be waiting on the train platform. then one day the owner died and the dog still waited at that platform for his owner for years until the dog passed away. I love that story. It is true.

There's a statue of the dog where the dog once stood himself and I very much in breakups feel like the statue of that dog. Not even the dog. I feel like the statue of the dog. Oh my gosh.

It's a fantastic story. Thank you. John Mayer's here now. I'm glad you're here. I'm glad this all worked out to where you could come in. The day I came back from the show, I was like, man, you know, some of this record sounds like music that we would play,

you know, in this format. It's even more traditional than some of the things being played now. Right. And so I was like, hey, why aren't we playing it? And so I played it and got screamed at it and, you know, it was a whole thing. But now here we come full circle, and you've had a little time and some other stations

and other people have played it. And I think it's been embraced, really well by people outside. And with you to thank for it. I hope the show goes awesome tonight. Thank you. And yours too. I want to know how the emoji joke works.

I don't think I'm going to do that at the Opry. I'm giving you my cell phone number and I want you to, like I have a home number. I'm going to give you my home, office, and cell phone number. I'm giving my cell phone telephone number. And I want you to tell me how the emoji joke goes. And you can use emojis for it. I will not do that at the Opry, but I'm in California. I'm doing two shows of California this weekend.

Where are you going to be in California? And so... Plug it, plug it. Well, trust me, I do enough. But I'll be in Monterey and Modesto both, but a lot of TV bookers are coming out to watch because I'm rarely on the West Coast. And booking for what? For lots of shows. Late night slots?

Or would you bail on this dump to be on a sitcom? Is this what you're saying? I would not bail, but they are coming out. It is kind of a dumpy studio, right? It's the biggest... They're going to give you cones. They're going to give you a reserved spot. You're going to lease a Porsche Cayenne.

You're going to live in Studio City. It's going to be great for you. Wow. You're a shop at Whole Foods. Wow. Oh, I see. They're going to live the life. Parked right next to Johnny Galecki.

You're going to be on a lot. You're going to run into Mario Lopez every damn day. And forget about all these losers, aren't you? That's the goal. All right, John Mayer. Thank you, John. Good to see you, buddy. Have you enjoyed this?

You're great. This was great. This was great. Is this ironic? No, I don't do that. I wouldn't do that. This is like, we had a dinner and we're like already on dessert, and I'm like, oh, we didn't even really get to it. I agree.

We could have spent, next time you come to town or I'll come up to Montana. I would love to. We'll hang out with the dog. We'd love to. All right, here we go. John Mayer, everybody. What did you do last night? I'm into bed early, I guess.

I know. I texted you, and you were out. Yeah. Sleep is important. I know. I've been trying really hard to, like, do. a bath, calm my sleep, read a little bit, then go to that. Wow.

Look at you. I know. A grommel. No, like a bath and sleep. Eps and salt. Yeah. What about you? You do anything?

No. And I texted you late at it because you're usually up later than I am. And I mean, a little bit, I didn't want to screw the John Mayer interview up. Not even because I'm a super fan, but because, like, I just respect him as an artist too much. And I was like, all right, you know, what I'm going to make sure. Oh, well, did you text it to talk about that? No.

I was also writing jokes for the Opry tonight. I'm doing stand-up at the Grand Ole Opry. Listen, I'm probably, first of all, for me to not go to John Mayer tonight is a big deal because I love John Mayer's music. Love. Love. But I have so much respect for the Grand Ole Opry

that it was like, I can always fly at another John Mayer's show. How many times I could do stand-up at the opera? They didn't have comedians. So I was up just going over jokes. just busting myself on the head. Like, is this even funny? And I would send people references. Like, well, people, because the crowd tonight at the opera is like from 5 to 500.

And they're from Florida to Northern California. In age, 500. Yes. They're 500-year-olds there tonight. Wow. So a little bit I'm stressing about it. And I don't stress about doing stand-up because I don't mind failing. But there's just a pressure with the Grand Ole Opry doing stand-up comedy.

Even when the Raging Idiots, our band played it, it was like, this would be fun. But yeah, so anyway, I'll reach out to you last night. I did that. Just stuff. I don't even know, because we have vacation coming up in a bit, like a few days. I don't know what I'm going to do. I have nothing to do. Like, I have no plan.

I was talking to a friend about that yesterday about you and your vacation plans. And we were both hoping you have something lined up. Nothing. Like can. And I'm frustrated by it because I just have no hobbies or nowhere to go or just a thing. I don't know. I'd like to somehow unwind. But, like, right now, it's just, it's crush time.

It's been, it's great. So maybe that also is a good time to take a few days. Yeah, but I'm, like, rarely am I just in a zone where I feel like things are on cylinders and, like, the stand-ups going great. The show ratings are fantastic. It's just, and if I, I know I'm going to go away from it and it's going to ruin it all, we're going to come back, and if it's all going to be gone. Like, we're going to lose, that's how my mind works.

Okay. I've got to find a new therapist. Yeah. I have to because I'm just sitting there going, we're going to leave for a few days, coming to the next few weeks, and we're going to come back, and the ratings are gone, and we got to,

that's what I think about. Yeah, that's not a healthy place to live. But what I think about is, if I'm not working harder than somebody else, they're catching up or passing me all the time. But, you know, sometimes if you take some time to... I hate that theory. Okay, rest, you know, rejuvenate,

you can come back stronger. I need that theory. Like, you know, when you work out, Well, you know, your muscles, they're building or they come back stronger when you give them time to rest and repair. I don't like that either. I just nonstop do curls all day. Okay.

There's a, on my Insta story. Uh-huh. So if you go to my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, and you go to my Insta story, my shorts that I went to work out in yesterday were a little too big, so I'd take them off. I worked out in just tights. Oh.

Oh, yeah. Oh, boy. And you can see it and tell me on my Insta story, because I'm doing this thing where you hold like 135 pounds up like a bench press, but then you kick your legs back, right? But I mean, it's just straight tight. It looks like I'm a ballerina. You can look at my answer story, tell me if you think it's goofy or not.

And just tell me what you think. I feel like you pull them off. I appreciate that. I feel like they're legit. I don't see ballerina necessarily. Well, some people did. Three servers were fired from a restaurant because they took a picture of Robert Pattinson and Katie Perry having dinner together. Oh.

And I do believe they should have been fired because, again, if you get caught doing it, you should be in trouble. but again, if they're in a public place, anybody else wouldn't get into trouble. But the servers that they're working there, it's kind of like, I just got a restaurant, there used to be a lot of famous people to go to this restaurant, and they weren't allowed to say anything famous about the famous people.

They'd treat them as normal people. And if they didn't, they would get fired. Yeah. Wow. What? They get fired for not treating, or for treating them different. Yeah, because they're just supposed to be someone

that's eating dinner. Yeah, but it's hard. When a celebrity, everybody comes in, like when I worked at Jason's deli and Tim Duncan from the San Antonio Spurs walked in. You don't think everybody freaked out and was like... Yeah, but you can't act like it to his face. Oh yeah, everybody was handing to menus and

hey, we signed this, we signed this. Oh, no. He's going down the line, picking out what he wants to eat. Oh. I get it. I just say it's just a... I know, right? You can't. Yeah. They treat you different. Are you pretty famous? Oh, everywhere I go, they treat me different. It's a little weird. I hear you, lunchbox.

This guy got stuck out in the desert for days. and all he had was beer and urine because the beer made urine and it's all he drank to live. Like, it's wild. 45 hours stranded in the Arizona desert, he told authorities after getting lost

during a day of exploring. I didn't tell anybody where I was going. I just got up and I thought I'd go to Kronking to have lunch. Mick saying he opted on his GPS to avoid highways, sending him down steep, rugged backroads when he says his transmission went out, alone with only a couple of beers, crackers, a sandwich, and a bottle of water.

Mick says he decided to walk, leaving behind signs and notes. Eventually, finding a dirt biker, he now calls his guardian angel. And again, he had to drink his own urine because he ran out of beer. And I don't even think that sounds like gross. Like, in the time of necessity, it's just like, all right.

But how many times this is something I wonder, and I'd have to ask, like, a scientist, I guess. How many times could you do it? Because it seems like you drink your urine, and it would come back out of his urine. You could just constantly do it. But I guess it probably doesn't work like that, does it? Probably not.

But I cannot. I mean, I guess I could. But the guy, that I could. No problem. I dream my own urine, no problem. But the guy who broke his arm under the rock. Oh, yeah. That's 532 hours?

173 hours. Yeah, 47 days. That one. Yeah. That's tough. Yeah. That's tough. That's tough.

Yeah, I would just be like, take me now. Give me the urine. I struggle. He had to drink his own urine, too. Of course. But I struggle thinking about the arm break thing. No. But maybe he didn't feel, because I didn't read.

I can't read the book. I couldn't watch the movie. Maybe it was so numb from the rock being on it. I don't know, man. That makes me sick thinking about it. Yeah, it's a tough one. That and the warm beer. That's terrible.

Oh, more than the urine, the warm beer is gross. I couldn't do it. It says about two days you can drink your own urine because the 5% that is not water, it messes up your kidneys. Okay, makes sense. Yeah, how about that being stuck in the desert? You know, the stories about people on their GPSes, though? because it was like, you know, I chose not to take roads

that decided to go places no one's ever been. I'm always like, come on, dude. You're by yourself. You know, let's make an occasional wise decision. Like, it's okay to go a little nuts. But let's not just go, ah. Crazy town. Yes.

So it's the people, too, that drive, and they're like, I'm going to follow my GPS regardless of where it goes. Okay, take a left. Well, I do see a large body of water, but it does say take a left. So I'm just going to go for it. Like those kind of, and those stories in the news always make me go, what's wrong? Do you trust your GPS more than you trust your eyeballs?

And some people do. Yes. Dustin Hoffman's 80 years old today. And I think on the younger generation, even us a bit, how great of an actor he is and was is lost. Do you want the French toast you got? Did you know that all the best chefs are men? I bet you didn't know that, did you? This is Kramer versus Kramer.

He was in, for us, like, Meet the Falkers and. The one before that, the same movie. Meet the parents. Meet the Fawkers, yeah. But like, Morgan number two is 23. Dustin Hoffman to you means what? I honestly don't know. Until you said Meet the Fockers. You didn't know who he was. Yeah. And for us, too, it's tough. Rain Man. Oh, definitely. And that was early in our lives. Judge Wapner. Judge Wapner. Also, having a birthday today is Sean Mendez. He's the Vine kid. But I'm telling you, this kid is so legitimate a musician. He's 19. This is a song. called Ruin that I love.

I know he's like a kind of, they have my position as a pop kid, but he's so good. So Dustin Hoffman 80, Sean Mendez 19. So Brett Young, pretty new artists. Got a couple songs. Funny story though, Amy was telling me. Tell these guys. Okay. So he got a message from a fan where she was like, oh my gosh, I just want to thank you for, you know, letting my, or cutting my boy.

friend's song that he wrote for me. And he's like, which song is it? So she told him and he's like, I wrote that song. But the guy she was dating legit told her he wrote the song all by himself. And so she reached out to Brett to thank him for recording it. Like how cool.

Oh my goodness. Does it work like that? I guess. Because I wrote a bunch of good songs. I wrote Humble and Kind. There is no way this guy thought that she was going to validate this. Right. That's not. Or Or that Brent would respond to her, you know? All you have to do is Google it, though.

Can you imagine? He was like, oh, crap. That's true. Like, songwriters are listed. That Taylor Swift hearing, the trial starts. Now, the trial trial part of it, not yet. They're doing jury selection. And so they're having to pick jurors.

And so what happens to people come in and they ask them questions and are like, ooh, you can't be on the jury, ooh, maybe. Amy has the questionnaire. They're asking potential jurors to see if they can sit on the jury. this jury. So they are what questions? Yeah. Have you ever heard a Taylor Swift song? Oh, wow. They're all out. The whole group gets up at once. All right. Well, they've got to, you know what, you know when they move a jury? And then when they move the whole thing. They have to go to like, you almost can't go anywhere. Nowhere. Like, not even America, like Venezuela, but even though

I bet. Yeah, they're probably no Taylor there. They're like, shake it off. Shake it off. Exactly. What's another one? Have you ever read a blog about Taylor Swift? Hmm Okay, I mean, again Yeah, probably not for me I'd be sticking around for that one You read web, it's a website though Watch like your blogs

What else? Have you ever watch one of Taylor's videos? Oh, I'm out Yeah, I'm out Yeah, we could not be on the jury Have you bought a Taylor album? No No

Have you intentionally listened to Taylor Through an online service Yeah, I'm out Have you gone to one of her concerts? I'm out No What? You've never been to a Taylor show

concert? You're missing out. I guess we've seen her at places. I heart. I have the greatest Taylor story. Tell us. What is it? Write it down.

No, it's not dead. It's just, I'm just in this phase of writing the second book and I just don't want to deal with it, you know? Wait, so you're not going to put it in the book? I don't know. Oh. I don't know. It's not a bad one. It's a fantastic one.

But it's like, you know, why even go down that slope? That's a tough crew over there to deal with. Yeah. The Swifties? No. That team. They're her team. Yes.

It's a tough crew. but it's a great story. It's just tough. That's a tough. You guys have been in the studio before when I like pulling my hair out, like off the ear. So I was just like, do I even want to deal with it? What do your people say about putting it in? No one even knows.

Do you know what it's about? Addition of my hands. Do you get that? 100% know what it is. Wouldn't that like shake the world up if they knew that? Do that hand motion again. Do that again. One more time.

Don't you think a lot of people would be like, come on? Yeah. Yeah, probably. I think so. Let me, I'm going to hurt my arm, pat myself on the back. Hold on. I'm the greatest secret keeper, man. I got more secrets. Yeah, it's terrible. You don't even tell us. I tell Amy most of them.

I know, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, we'll do that hand. Just one more time, right? If you didn't see it, you don't get it. Dang. Yeah, because I bet to y'all that could have looked like a couple different things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looked bad from over here. John Mayer was in earlier.

I hope you listened back on the podcast. That's segue. We're going to do a Bobby cast. It will be one hour of John Mayer and I and we'll put it up next week. So cool. And so he's in town.

He's playing a show on Nashville tonight. So that'll be up next week. People are asking. And the interview is well received. You never know. Like I like to do things sometimes that some people will be like, ooh, I don't know about that.

But I would say, Morgan number two, you're looking online. How do people feel about it generally? Everybody is like loving it. I think people are crying all over the world right now. And people who don't even like John Mayer. I don't know if I liked him or not, but I enjoyed the interview.

I enjoyed it, but I also love him. Amy has this picture she painted for me 10 years ago. And Amy's a terrible artist, but she tries hard, right? Yeah. Oh, I love the picture. I kept it 10 years. I know. I'm impressed. And I brought it up, and I just put it on my insta story. Can I tell people where it was?

It's in my house, my bedroom. In your bedroom? I laugh so hard. I know. I've seen it up there. It's in my pictures I'm going to post for my bedroom. Oh, really? I mean, you've moved multiple times since I gave it to you.

Ten years ago, Amy painted this picture of John Mayer, and again, it's terrible. How many houses have you lived in since then? 75. Crazy that you have in your bedroom. It's terrible in a good way. Yeah. Like, I would have like Eddie Jr. painted it. Yeah, but that was my first member.

I bought all the art stuff. Amy, it's good. That's why it's great. That was the year I took up painting and I painted like three things. She also, speaking of Taylor Swift, she was going to meet Taylor. This is way early. Golly, this is so embarrassing. She painted her up the picture of herself.

I took an art class and everything specifically for it. Just to paint Taylor a picture and gave it to her. And then asked her like three months later, do you still have it? Do you have it on your bus? Well, because she told me she was going to hang it up like above our fireplace. But whatever. Man, what a friend that you kept that in your room for 10 years. I love it.

It's one of the best gifts ever got. I think we need a frame. I take it to get it framed because it's special now. John signed it. He did. He put a heart on it too. Yeah. I want to play a song that I think is really fantastic and it's new and the guys

unsigned and you know sometimes I just like to do this because I think the song is so good this is his name is Brandon Ray R-A-Y and it's called ends of the earth you'll hear Keith Irvin doing background vocals and Keith produced it I think the song is so good I hope you like it and download it if you do it's called ends of the earth by Brandon Ray I just think this song is so good I want you guys to hear it 10,000 miles on grammar roads hitchhiking my way through Mexico red eyes straight through 20 times on all alone Just to feel you

You smile Just to hold your hand A couple shows A couple Raging Idiot shows This past weekend And we played this song And I was just thinking A Lunchbox

Because we played We dance anyway From Dina Carter Oh really? Yeah Oh man And the whole crowd Was singing

Because with the Raging Idiot We play some of our funny songs We always have art Like artists with us too That play in our band Like right now Adam Hambrick is playing with us And he wrote

Dan and She How Not To and he wrote Justin Moore Somebody else will So he plays those songs And so it's like half songs And half like fun covers But we decided to throw in We danced anyway

This song It's so good The crowd was singing so loud But I was just thinking About your lunchbox Man it's the jam dude Because of all the songs That you oddly love

You love this one too I mean yeah Do you know it? I know a little bit Like Summer air was heavy It's sweet You and I

On the street There was music in the air I can see you There in a happy little foreign town Where the stars hung upside down A half a world away Far away I remember

You were laughing We were so in love And so in love And a band play Songs that we had never heard But we danced To the words It is the jam, right?

It is the jam, I was thinking about you because it's such the jam. How do I know that song? I don't know. We were playing Water Shaded a couple weeks ago, this comes on in the car, and it's me, Nikita Carmen, Adam Hamburg, and my manager, and so we're all driving through there, and this song comes on, everybody's singing at the top of their lungs. It's like, just, because this is like, it was on the same album as Strawberry Wine was,

and we're just everybody just singing as loud as possible and just, and I'm all I can think about is lunchbox. That's all I can think about was, it wasn't memories back in the day. It was just lunchbox. But it's such a good song. And then I was asking Eddie about it, and he was like, and Eddie is like me. Like we, most people are age, the music we grew up on, like 90s country to us is the best country. It's not now.

It's not five years. It's the 90th country because that's when we grew up as kids. That's right. Everybody feels like the music they grew up on is the best. Yeah. So we feel like 90s country was the best. And then it's like, you know what? For me, that really wasn't the jam.

I don't remember it, really. Really? I mean, strawberry wine was like everything to me, but this one, I just really don't remember it. You, though, I remember it, yeah. You remember it or do you love it? No, I love it. When I hear it, I'm like, and we danced anyway. Yeah.

But strawberry wine definitely takes a cake. Don't get me wrong. I mean, yeah. It's a monster. Duh. Like, that, I immediately go back to my red Ford Bronco, like, drive in, pull it up to my high school, turn it up. Strawberry wine is a generational anthem. Absolutely.

Really? We're going to lose generational anthems right now because what's happening with record labels in radio where they take number one and you're number one next, next, the tradeoff system. It's killing the music industry. It's killing the ability to enjoy music and for songs to last for 10 years because it's like number one, and then the next day all of a sudden, boom, it's not even on the radio anymore. Like how does this song go from number one to losing 10,000 spins in one day? A song just doesn't get worse in one day.

and so yeah I hate that for this generation but again maybe we're just old you know I'm with you I hate it maybe they don't need generational songs maybe they just need a million songs you know but anyway that song is so good I don't want to talk about that for a second lunchbox goes down the streets and talks to people that have been drinking and so he asks them a question and we have to figure out

if they got it right or not that's how the game works right that's it you guys bet money Wednesday page Okay, so lunch goes out, Amy, we're going to bet money on this. Okay. We'll do three of these. How much would you like to bet? Money to charity.

We'll donate to charity. Okay. You get to make the first bet. Start off with $20. All right. Wow. As I often say, $20 make you holla. All right.

Let's go! Why do you like to drink alcohol? My wife is the first lady of America, and she's the first lady of my life and every life. How long have you been married? Two years. we've known each other since third grade third grade

I saw her and she sat next to me and she said you spit on me and I didn't spit on her but I love her I love her look how pretty she is gorgeous

Who are the presidents on Mount Rushmore Okay He can't get all four No of course not No he just said his wife But how many should I think if he gets three of them

That counts So do you think he gets three of them Yes or no Three of the four Yeah You think he gets three of them Yeah Okay if he gets three

You win Okay here we go George Washington Abe Lincoln We're going to go John Adams And we're going to Benjamin Franklin

That's 4 for 4 He got 2 out of 4 Thomas Jefferson Jefferson And Theodore Roosevelt Abraham Lincoln George Washington You'll be $20

Dang it Number 2 I just turned 21 Oh 21 How's it feel to be 21 Amazing Happy birthday Tell me what you did to celebrate 21.

Whiskey, beer, and whiskey, and beer and whiskey. Do you think you're going to throw up tonight? No, sir. I've been thrown since the 0-3. How many weeks are in a year? Okay, I get to guess that one. I say he gets it. The answer is 52.

I say he gets it. How much are we betting? Double or nothing. Oh, okay. 52. Boom. Yeah. Oh.

No, what are you? Shoot. Oh. Right now we're a $40 tab. Quite a difference in questions. But you got to pick if yes or no. It's not pick the question how hard it is. I know.

You're down 40 bucks. I know. Sorry, it's for charity. Yeah. I'll get it back. Double or nothing. You want to go double another for 40? Oh, no.

Oh, man. Come on. My roller. You're down 40 bucks for charity. Do you want to double or nothing it or do you want to go 20? On this one, let's just go 20 and then we'll see what happens. All right. Lunchbox is talking to drunk people.

we have to determine if they get the answer right or not. What is the best thing about you? What is so great about your personality? Duh. What makes you so fun? I'm fine. I'm fine right now. I don't have my kids. I'm fun. Count from 10 backwards as fast as you can. 10.9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3,21.

What do the 13 stripes on the flag stand for? All right. She has to get it. Does she get it? Yeah. You say yes. It's for $20. She gets it.

And the answer is, by the. the way. The 13 colonies. Right, let's see. I don't remember right now. Oh, wow. Stop. She doesn't remember right now, but she remember in a second. Tough. You're down $60 right now. What's wrong with people? They're drunk. That's what's wrong with you, boy. Yes. A little big town. 60 in the hole. That's my nickname of college. I want to say this, and I'll read you the story first. A cop is shot dead during a traffic stop. The manhunt for the possible gunman has happened. The Missouri State Highway Patrol authorities are looking for a man.

I don't know if there's been an update. Since the story's been handed to me, I haven't seen one. And I could go on about the story, but I think the point that I want to make what the story is, and I say it a lot, sometimes ad nauseum, that every time a police officer pulls us over for speeding or texting and you swerve or they're putting their life on the line every single time. every single time because they don't know

what's going to happen inside of the car they're pulling over and we see a police car and we're like oh man like we automatically associate that with a ticket

and having to pay a hundred bucks and having and I wish we wouldn't it's human to do that because you see a police car and they're like oh I don't want to get a ticket

but just realize that every single time they go into any situation even as routine and basic as pulling someone over at a traffic They're putting their lives in the line.

Every time. And you know what? Most times, most people abide by the rules. They do the things they need to do and life goes on. But sometimes they don't. And though sometimes are the times that we just need to really appreciate. We need to really respect the fact that for me, if it's nighttime, I'm turning my light on inside the car before the officer walks up. You know, I always say, I try to go a little lower.

the top to let them know that, listen, I got nothing going on here. I put my hands on the steering wheel. I turn the light on. Like, I want them to see everything all the time. But I just read the story. And to me, this is an awful story, and I hate it. I hate it for the Highway Patrol. I hate it for the family of the officer.

I hate it for the officer. But I also just like to use it sometimes to remind people that this happened at a traffic stop. This wasn't them busting into a drug house where they think that maybe there's something going on and everybody's got their guns and the swan team. This is a traffic stop. And there are traffic stops happening all over the place all the time. And every time it happens, an officer's putting his life. And the families of the officers have to, every time they leave their house.

So our appreciation, if you're out there in the blue, we appreciate what you do. And it takes stories like this. Sometimes we come back on the air and reset that. So I appreciate what you do. If you're out protecting and serving and we try to find stories all the time in the news and say, hey, look at how awesome these officers doing the small things. Even the story about the officer buying a clothes. Anyway, I get off the soapbox, but I felt like I need to talk about that for a second.

John Mayer came in this morning. I was talking about a lot of stuff over the course of, you know, we spent 20 minutes or so. A couple highlights when John Mayer said this. Man, you're a very good interviewer. Like, you're asking really interesting, untrodden on questions that are exciting to answer. Thank you very much, John. It's very kind of you. You're great.

This was great. Thank you very much, John. I appreciate that. Wow, yeah. You're great. Wow. Thank you. That's awesome.

Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. Man, you're a very good interviewer. Wow, thank you very much, John. What did you think of it, John? Well, have... You're great. Oh, my goodness.

Stop, John. I'm just trying to play clips back. You're great. But stop. Yeah, but. Okay. And then I did think when we were talking about Still Feel Like Your Man, this was that, and this is probably, you know, two and a half minutes or so, but I want you to listen to this from John Mayer this morning. Amy, what's your favorite song off the new record? Oh, well, you know I have the one about... She doesn't know any words to it. She just knows parts of it. Go ahead.

No, I know about how. I just think it's really, really clever about how you keep the shampoo in the shower in case. and romantic. I think every girl sort of would want a guy to sing that for her. I got sticky hands, man. It's hard getting out for me. It's good. But I mean, this song. No dude wants to have to write this song, though.

Yeah, but he's about being vulnerable. This song is. Sorry. Enjoy it. You love it? Listen. No one knew what to do with it for listen. I know because she told me so.

What do you give the song to? And this leads in the blood conversation. Like, if you're a station that's like a AAA station, you play John Mare music. And all of a sudden, Columbia is like, hey, here's the next John Mare single. It doesn't fit anyone's radio station. But does it have to fit? Because I'm like that. I don't think everything has to fit radio.

I think nothing has to fit radio. I'm with you, man. I mean, maybe that's why we're still filling the places up with people is because I'm not following this sort of format rule. Like I put mixtapes out, I feel like. But listen to the jam. Oh, I think it's the jam. Three days. I lost my mind and I was only thinking about this song.

Three days in a trance. What are you doing a trance? You're only about bringing the song to life. I was in my therapist's office and I said, I still feel like her, I still feel like her man. And I went, oh, no, here we go. And I got in the car. I wrote down, I still feel like your man.

And when I was done with it, at this really interesting jam that's like hopeful but also like has the saddest line I've ever written I literally cried when I wrote I still keep your shampoo in my shower

in case you want to wash your hair that's the saddest lyric I've ever written in my life think of how much desperation is in that line she's not coming to wash her hair at your house because what if she does come back

and wash her hair she'd be like dang you still got my shampoo Also, the shower is a very vulnerable place, you know, and you stare at it as this sort of totem. It's still life. It's the last, it's like someone's shampoo is what they use in their most intimate, solitary moments. And they've brought their shampoo to your place and they've left it there because the implication is I'm going to be here so often. It's worth my time to place some shampoo here and get some more for myself because I really feel like I'm going to take, you know, set up shop here.

But the idea of keeping the torch lit where you say, well, I'm keeping it there. It's like, you know, there's like this dog in Japan. The dog had an owner. And the owner would go to the train every day. And the dog would follow the owner to the train. And then be there at the exact time, the owner came back from work off the train. The dog would be waiting on the train platform. Then one day the owner died.

And the dog still waited at that platform for his owner for years until the dog passed away. I love that story. It is true. There's a statue of the dog where the dog once stood himself. And I very much, in breakups, feel like the statue of that dog. Not even the dog. I feel like the statue of the dog. Oh, my God.

It's a fantastic story. Thank you. To that, I take a drink of water. I still keep your shampoo in my shower. So there's some of the John Maris up this morning. Unless I loved it. I give it an word. It gets a Bonesy.

Best interview is. Bonesy. I'll give that a Bonesy. People are like, hey, what are your top five songs? That's like picking kids for me. Like your favorite kids? Oh, yeah. You want my top five songs?

Yeah. Number five. Neon! I'm going to yell them. And it probably changes with a day. Number four from his early, early EP before his main record. Comfortable. Slow dancing in a burning room.

Number two. Gravity. And number one, stop this train. This was the first song in my life that I felt like talked to me ever in my whole life. I heard this song and it was the first time I was like, whoa, somebody. is singing in my voice ever in the history of my life of songs. Do you feel like there's similarities between you and John? We're total weirdos, completely.

And I think that's why we hit it off sometimes or we don't. Yeah. Someone gave me a note. I didn't do the bit. Somebody wrote a thing as similarities between, because I felt, listen, I'm all about self-serving. Don't get me wrong. I just felt like a little too self-serving. But John Mayer says nice things about me.

Man, you're a very good interviewer. Thank you very much. I do feel like we're both nuts. And sometimes in good ways, sometimes it's bad ways. Yeah. Like I found, yeah. Go ahead. Well, there was some stuff, you know, he was just saying about how he was talking,

I don't know if this was on air or off air, but, you know, running his music by people. And he's like, no, myself, like I know. And it made me think of you. I don't feel like, I don't know that you've ever been asked that specifically about things. And I know that you have certain people you share things. things with. I already know. But to ask me the question, though, because I don't really know exactly where you're going,

maybe the audience. Well, do you, when you have ideas, whether it be for the show or maybe for stand-up or songwriting, I mean, you're involved in so many different things now, but who's your go-to for running things by? Nobody. Not at first. Not when it's like, this is the idea. I know this is the right idea.

Right. I know. When he said that, I was like, that's Bobby's answer. Like, when he gave that. If it's done, I'll let people listen to it. Then I still don't even take their opinions for the most hard. Right, I know. But I mean, you're like the, but there's something about that.

And y'all's, you, John, and you, Bobby, trusting your, your creative genius. I don't, I think he's a genius. I think I'm just nuts. You know, are different types of creative. I would say that you are. I mean, in Lunchbox, I said multiple times, like, we both are pretty fascinated by the fact that you can just kind of know what's going to work. You just know what's going to work and what we're going to want to hear, what we're going to enjoy, what listeners are going to enjoy. But you have your pulse on that. And clearly, John's got a pulse on

his stuff because everything he puts out is pretty amazing. Yeah, he's had some misses. And I've had some big misses. But you have to have the misses. But you're going to have misses when you swing for the fence. That's the thing. When you go big, sometimes you strike out. But as long as you keep going back up to the plate and taking those hacks, that's what matters. That's what makes you a genius your willingness to swing for the fence. I mean, listen to what John had to say about you. Oh, yeah, John said a lot of nice things about me. You're great. This was great.

Thank you. So, I mean, there's that. Man, you're a very good interviewer. Thank you. Yeah, anyway, I enjoyed it. Bonesy, interview of the years apart. Bonesy Award, 2017. All right, now let's say something.

You're great. I suck. You're great. All right. I can't take that much. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is Bobby Bones.

Show! The guys from High Valley just tweeted last Saturday. I was thankful for The Raging Idiots new single at Chick-fil-A. It reminded me. On Saturday, you have to go. Yeah, because if you don't get Chick-Philli on Saturday, it ain't open on Sunday. I'm still irritated that YouTube kid put out a song the same week and beat us. So he'd have been the number one comedy song.

Yeah. He's like 60, 80 million, 90 million YouTube followers. And he still barely beat us. little 17-year-old punk I bet I can beat him up Oh for sure Yeah For sure you can

Wait until he's 18 Yeah We put out a song We put out a song called Chick-fil-A But it's Sunday Someone asked me earlier To play the Chick-fil-A song

So I'm gonna sing this This is operic tonight By the way I've decided I want Chick-filet But it's Sunday

I want the fries And a little waffle But now I'm feeling off I want Chick-filet But it's Sunday Yeah, the one day that you aren't open It's the one day that I was hoping

To get chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah To get chick-fil-A Yeah, yeah, yeah I yell hello Through the drive-thru Hello Nobody answers me back

I look around for all these. of the cars Where the heck is Everyone at? I won't shake the late But it's Sunday I want the Friday You can download them on iTunes

Should I take down that 17-year-old punk? He better off by don't see them in the back alley But it's Sunday Yeah, the one day that you're on open It's the one day that I was loving to get cheaply, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Coming to you. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so we got to talk about this husband in New Jersey that created a generic Pinterest account and secretly followed his wife, and he did this so that he would know exactly what gifts to give her. Like he would see what she penned and what she liked, and boom, he kept that a secret for three years,

came in clutch with the gifts. How do you not know for three years that things you're pinning, you're getting. Like, ha. Come on. It's a sweet thing. I love the sweet thing.

But eventually out of himself. But three years, it's like, pin, boop. Amazon Prime arrives. Boom for it to get. Pin, boom. Amazon Prime. Like, eventually be like, wait, there's something fishy. Yeah.

That is a really sweet thing, though. So, hey, tip to guys out there if your wife has a Pinterest account, secretly follow it and you'll know what's up. Tip to guys, create fake social media accounts and just live life. Dang. Yeah. It works both ways. Yeah, it does.

Okay. Well, that's something that's super sweet. and, you know, chivalry is something that's out there too. So I ask you this, is chivalry dead? No, depending on where you grow up. I think it's still very much a thing in the southeast region of America and in the south of it. My grandma, I'm from Arkansas. My grandma was like always open doors, always, da-da.

So it's not dead with me. And I think generationally it's also starting to die down. So depending on where you live geographically and generationally, it's not dead, but it's slowly going. that direction. But also, here's the thing too. You can't, you can't start yelling, we want everything equal and then ask for it not to be equal. Right. So that becomes a thing too. Yeah. I mean, I want things to be equal, but I'm not going to be mad if you get my door. Okay, so, and again, but I'm not going to be mad. Some women are like, how dare you get the door for me? But I'm with you on that. But again, I do understand the logic and if we're going to be

equal, everything needs to be equal. Okay, so occasionally I get the door for you. Absolutely. Great. I'm saying it from the, from the person who did. I mean, I grew up in the South too. Like, I like chivalry. Yes, me too. But logically, if everything's equal, then everything should be equal. Okay, well, Madge.com did a survey with single women and 73% said chivalry is dead. Dying. Rest in peace. It's like 68 years old. I'll say it's like 68 years old of human lifespan. Okay. I think it sticks around for a little bit. What else you got?

Okay, if you have the August blues, like right now if you're feeling a little down. I just woke up and it's August. I'm not feeling so good. But then John Mayer came to town. He's in my neighborhood. I got the August blues. Oh, boy. Well, if you have August blues, you're not alone because it seems August is a downer for a lot of people because it signals that summer is ending.

It means the end of summer fun. For others, it's like back to work, you know, back to school, like all kinds of stuff. and it's just the ingredients everything mixed together causes the blues gotta get a winter coat da na na na na na na na na na na na na naa because summer's saying bye bye I hate when it snows

I think I'm going to cry I got to some of blues I mean I'm kind of ready for fall weather don't get me wrong But I wanted to August blues are real I've got to speak to Oh baby baby

Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na. Fall is just okay. But I hate raking leaves. Oh. You feel me? You ready? Feel Bobby? No, I feel it.

We could do this for three hours and be entertained with ourselves. I know. Bonesy Award, best blues song of the year. Go ahead. Good job. Good job. Good job. It's kidding.

Okay, so now that summer's going to do a close, Halloween stuff is already being put out, And I just feel like sometimes we kind of push the year along by putting out holiday stuff a little too soon. Because then after Halloween, we're starting seeing Christmas stuff. Okay, me, ma'amol, let me teach you about the world real quick and consumers. If people didn't buy it, they wouldn't put it out. So they're not putting it out there and people are just looking at it going, this is too early, yuck. They're putting it out and people are buying it.

Whoa, whoa. Go ahead. I'm holding the talkie stick. If they put it out and people didn't buy it, they stop putting it out. Yeah. But I have a point too to this story about Halloween stuff being out because it's candy corn and there's a new flavor in town. See, here she goes. She just contradicts herself with her tone.

Exactly. She just toned to dick herself. Yeah. If you're not into the traditional candy corn, well, let me tell you they have a new cookie-flavored candy corn. Wow. And a bag has chocolate chip, oatmeal, cookies and cream, and buddy cooker cookie-flavored candies in it. I'm into that. Uh-huh.

That sounds good. Candy corn is disgusting. I like candy corn. It's just straight sugar. I like that too I know Okay so Happy Halloween

Or something like that No you're making the year go too fast Don't say stuff like that Are we done I'm Amy and that's your pile of stuff There you go Get your bones on The Bobby Bones show

Thanks to John Mayer for stopping by That was fun I mean really it was awesome Yeah it's pretty cool I'm not gonna lie We're going to die So yeah thanks to John Mayer for coming by and you can hear that back on the show.

Just go to IHart Radio or iTunes and Search Bobby Bones show. There's also, after we talked for a while, there'll be a one-hour bobby cast of John Mayer and I talking. That'll go up next week. But just a heads up. That's cool. He just kept talking. He kept telling me how good interviewer I was.

And I was like, wait. It was a fine line between fan girl and good interviewer. I mean, really, it was. And I think I hit it, like I do. I think I hit it. but yeah, hell It's good I hope you go back and listen to that

I appreciate Always appreciate you being here A part of the show I don't even know what to say It's just a good, good day, you know All I need now is David Letterman to come in Oh wow Garth, John Mayor

If I get David Letterman I retire Like radio, Radio Hall of Fame I'm done I got nothing else to do Okay Let's hope Dave never comes in I'll see it tomorrow

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