The Bobby Bones Show - Jon Pardi In Studio + Pet Peeves + Amy's Husband Turns 40 + Producer Raymond's Birthday

Episode Date: September 5, 2017

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Your dog lost five pounds, huh? How about that? Six. Oh, wow. Yeah. I was pretty proud of myself and her because she needed to. She was definitely gained weight

and it's bad on her hips and she needed to lose it and we went to the vet. And in two weeks, she lost six pounds. And I was like, that's right. Isn't that on you? Yeah, that's why I'm proud of myself for her losing six pounds.

But then I'm like, dang, it takes me forever to lose five pounds. She does in like two weeks. If your husband can control your food portions, like you control your dogs. Yeah. And walk me. I mean, okay, whatever you guys are. Listen, you guys do what you do. You know.

A little peek behind that carton. Well, a little awe. Seeing the real wizard? Hey, Amy, put on that dog leash. Some of it was difficult because she can't walk as much as she used to. Like, she's just getting old. Like, she can't. We used to go on.

30, 45 minutes, sometimes hour-long walks. And now she maxes out about 15 minutes. She's done. As long as she's been outside, she's kind of done her thing. She's like, she starts pulling me back towards the house. I'm like, okay, this walks over. Old dog. It's hard to keep her lean.

Congrats on that six pounds, though. Thanks. I mean, she got on the scale and I was like, please, please, please. And they were like, she's down six pounds. I was like, what up? Yes. I know. You're happy about that than anything.

Well, because it's good for her. Like, I felt like a bad mom when they're like, She's getting overweight. So you're happy for you. For us. Yeah. Oh. Yeah.

Our family. Bobby bones. Come on. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Woodbridge Connecticut firefighter named Scott Blake. He rescued a pit bull named West that had gotten stranded on the side of a cliff. The pit bull got stuck on the rocky cliff side, had nowhere to go, couldn't turn around and get back.

So the firefighter got in the harness. He said, lower them, lower them 60 feet, scooped him up, and now they're trying to find the owners. And if they don't find the owners, he's going to keep the dog. Oh, that'd be cool. How'd you get that dog? Well, harness myself up. Yeah, that's a cool thing. Like, he went in, hung over a clip, and rescued a dog.

Yeah, you should name the dog cliff. Well, the problem is, yeah, if the dog didn't already have a name, you can't just change people's names. I like change your name. If it's not on the collar. I don't want to call you Marie. Is your dog's name on his collar? Yeah. Yeah, oh, mine's not.

Oh, yeah. Does that make me a bad dog mom? Yep. No, as long as they have a way to contact you. Is he chipped? She chipped? Yeah. Yeah, mine's chipped.

Okay. Cool. Cool. All right, good story. Good dog mom. I see you, Scott Blake, and good dog moms everywhere. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in weather news. Hurricane Irma is strengthening. Authorities are saying Florida and Puerto Rico need to prepare. It's a category for hurricane. It could reach Florida this weekend. In Texas, the death toll from Hurricane Harvey Roe. to at least 60 people.

Authorities are using drones to help find people and rescue them in the floodwaters. And finally, outside of Los Angeles, the fire is almost contained. They reopen the freeway. Evacuation orders have been lifted. They should have it fully contained this week.

A Texas couple I planned to hold a welcome dinner for friends and family before their Sunday wedding in Houston. But instead, those meals went to hundreds of Hurricane Harvey victims. They had a big dinner planned up, and it was divided up and delivered to hotels instead at the convention center.

So they postponed the wedding until December as well. But I thought that story was pretty cool how they just like just donate everything. Yeah. They're like, let's just go and put this off. There's more important things at the moment than our wedding, which is crazy. Saw JJ White out doing stuff.

I mean, that dude, he's gotten everybody to donate through him now. Yeah. But man, you're talking about bringing it to the forefront and everybody just come out and be like, I'm in, I'm in, I'm in. I mean, I'm in. I mean, I think he created this, elevated this celebrity culture of donating.

Because once one does it, seven do it, 25 do it. Once the Ellen's get involved and go through the JJ White, than a lot of other people do too. Yeah. I was watching the H-E-B. And H-EB is a line of stores in Texas, grocery stores, the biggest chain. And, like, they're rocking faster than anybody else is. They did the whole story on it.

And it's because they're already right. there. Like, nothing has to come in. Yeah. And the HGBs were bringing people from other HGBs to work at the HBs that were near where it's affected, and they're sleeping out people's couches. Wow. It's been pretty wild to watch how people are coming together. And rallying, yeah. And nobody talking about politics. Like, of that, it's funny how much, that doesn't matter whenever something for real is going on. Right. Like, when there are people that are actually hurting and it's time to walk out of your house and say people, I know, we're like, hey, what political party are you?

Yeah. Who'd you vote for? Yeah. What's your religion? Right. Yeah. I like, I mean, it's a good, I hate that it has to happen or take something like that,

but it's good for us to see and a good reminder. Now Irma is coming. I know. I'm watching it. Yeah, I was too. I was watching the news, and they think that it even could turn north before it gets here. But they've did an emergency. declaration for South Florida

or I'm not sure the listen I haven't been a meteorologist long Yeah but the governor's definitely asking for people to brace themselves Irma Well What was it? Latin

Latin That sounds like a grandma Well I had a cousin named Irma So Irma That's how we pronounced it Well I go with Irma I got a good one Sometimes you just have a tell me something good

You just feel wonderful about reading and then sharing. That's the whole point of this segment is to share positivity with you here on Tuesday. There's this dog named Derby. He was born as a puppy and its legs never formed. And so basically it was like four little nubs. Oh. And he really couldn't move around except for dragging himself. And as he got older, just dragging himself and no one would adopt it.

Okay, so what they know, just listen. This South Carolina Tech Company, they made 3D printed prosthetics. And now this dog is running with these 3D. printed legs. That's crazy. I don't understand 3D printers and how they work. Me neither. But all I know is I see the dog before and then after they did like sculpting and this dog thinks they're his legs and he's running around. It's amazing. So cool. It's amazing. So shout out to those guys, 3D systems and the Derby the dog. Somebody adopted him now. Yeah. Amy, what's up? Okay, shout out to Ray who just turned 81 years old and celebrated his birthday at Cracker Barrel.

But it's not just any old 81st birthday at Cracker Barrel. Him and his wife were also there, celebrating the fact that they had officially visited all 645 cracker barrels in America. They hit them? We've been keeping tabs on this couple. Yeah, that visit was the final one. Dang. For the party. And they, like, you know, formed a clap tunnel when they got there.

The staff had customized aprons. I need a clap tunnel when I come into the studio in the morning. That'd be cool. Lunchbox you're up. Sheila is 68 years old. She's always been scared of heights. So for her 68th birthday, she went up in a plane with her five kids. and she went skydiving

to get over her Fira Heights at 68 years old Did all of her kids jump to? Yeah, she went big And she went home Were you trying to see Tim McGraw? Yeah She went skydiving

That's really not the melody But we could tell you Rock around live Bull like food man chew Okay there we go There's tell me something good Thank you The Bobby Bone Show

Do you ever hear of hat fishing? Not cat fishing No Hat fishing No Do you use a hat to catch a fish? No, but what you do is you try to trick people by wearing a hat so much they don't think you're bald.

Oh, Eddie. Hat fishing involves... Oh, like for dating? Or anything, just with life. It involves that you actually never see their head because they're always wearing a hat. It's called hat fishing. So it's people pretending to be younger, hotter,

by always wearing a hat instead of showing the top of their head. Hat fishing. What a funny term. That is so funny. Eddie! Eddie hatfishes this? Hey, give me a trophy. Give me a trophy.

I've been hat fishing for about five years now, so. But it's just a normal hat. It's not like hat with hair coming out of it. No, you have to do that. But he always wears a hat. Always wears a hat. He even has just like, he's got baseball caps and then he has like hipster hats.

Yeah. He's a hat fishingist. Why are you pulling the cover from in front of me? Hurricane Harvey, the cleanup continues. And now everybody's looking at Irma. We're talking about that a minute ago. But what happens is they go in alphabetical order. After Irma, you have Jose.

K. K. Kadia. They go K-L-M-N and they switch sexes every time. Did you guys say that? Yes. Yeah. Okay, well, cool. Why do I have a lot? There we go.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Yesterday, nominees for the 51st annual CMA Awards were announced, and Miranda Lambert is leading everybody. All the nominees, she got five, including nominations for album of the year, female vocalist of the year. Coming in close behind Miranda with four nominations, Little Big Town and Keith Urban. And then up for entertainer of the year, you got Keith Urban, Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Eric Church, and Chris Stapleton.

I think Luke's probably the favorite, but if I were going to bet on one of them, I would bet on Keith Urban. Okay. I think Urban splits some of the Luke and Garth votes. I think Urban wins. I think Urban is deserving of it this year. Yep. Jason Aldeen and his wife Brittany revealed the name of their son. not born yet by the way

just had a baby shower took a picture of the baby's room and above the crib and big light up lights said Memphis so that is... Now where they had the baby? I saw the picture. Is there where they concede the baby?

I don't know. That's what I thought. Oh, good question. Yeah, I see what you did there. I don't know. Maybe it was Memphis. But that's the name of... Maybe it was Memphis.

Of their unborn son. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skitty. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Surf City, North Carolina. A 20-year-old man was on the run from police. He's running, running, he's like, I'll just jump in the ocean and swim away.

So he jumps in the ocean and starts swimming. Only problem is there was a shark. No way. Oh, yeah, they got drone footage of the shark chasing him, and he had to be rescued by police. I thought he was just going to swim and, like, have to be rescued. Oh, look at the shark going after him. He's, the shark's in the circle, and he's right there. The shark's going after him.

Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right, so I'm going to play for you. People saying their pet peeves. Like, the one thing that really annoys them. Snoring.

Nose-picking. I don't like when people try to touch my face. Uncleannliness. When people don't know the words to songs, but then they still try to sing them. People who chew really loud. Chew with their mouth open. People who try to sneak in line in front of you at, like, Starbucks. When someone gets out the shower and a floor,

soak and wet. How is the whole floor wet? All right, your one pet peeve, Amy? Wire hangers. That's so weird to me. I know. Why wire hangers? Like, what happens with them that messes with your head? Don't know, but there's none of my closet.

And if you go to the dry cleaners and come back with them, they don't make it to the closet. What do you do with them? Well, I donate them. I do whatever. I get rid of them. They're gone. They're not, no wire hangers. Lunchbox. When I'm at like a concert and you run into someone you're not expected to see it, and they're always like, what are you doing here? Well, I'm at a concert.

I'm here to see the music just like you. I hate that. The dumbest expression. You're at the grocery store. What are you doing here? Maybe it's like this time of the day, I don't expect you to be here. Because normally you're not here this time of the day. What are you doing here?

I feel like I say that. Eddie? Mine is, I can't stand it when I open the door for someone or hold the door open and they don't say thank you. I don't have to hold the door for you. And they just walk on by it like I did nothing for them. Pet pee. I don't like when the word literal is used. Oh, yeah.

You hate that. If you don't literally mean it. It's just words. Literal and if you can't give over 100%. I have a new pet peeve. So it's like, you say 110%. There's no such thing. The most that you can absolutely give is 100%.

That's like saying I filled my car up. Plus, you filled your car to the top and then you just kept flowing out. There's no such thing as more than full. Like there isn't. The most you can give is 100%. Okay. And that's it. By the way, Lunchbox's mom is irritated because Luke Bryan played on Friday

and she wanted to come up and he didn't invite her to come up. Oh, and she loves Luke Brian. She loves Luke Bryan ever since IHeart Festival in Austin the first year. And every time she's like, they've been looking for a time to visit. She goes, why didn't you tell me he was going to be in studio? Oh, my goodness, we would have made that week the perfect week. And I could have sat there and stared at him from the couch. And I was like, Mom, you wouldn't have been allowed to come in anyway.

Yeah, she would. We had people sitting in here for that. We had random sitting in here for that. Hey, you're not helping my case, but she was just talking about how much she loves Luke Brian. And that would have been so awesome to see him up close and personal. Listen, I like Luke a lot as a person. I don't really see Luke's, like, sex appeal. Oh, I don't either.

I'm with you, bones. And I can usually go, okay, I get it. You know, but maybe it's dancing or the... But to me, he just is a dude, like a normal dude, tall, can sing really well, has good songs, but I don't get the, like, the sexy pills. That part has grown on me. I didn't really get it at first, but there's something about it. It's just like this goofy sexiness. He's got a category of his own, goofy sexy.

Do I fall into that one? I know. I guess not, huh? All right, John Partying in about 40 minutes. I'm going to get him to play this on guitar for sure. I know he's bringing his music. So if you want to hear John Party in the studio, about 40 minutes from right now he's going to come hanging out with us.

I like that guy. If you guys want to call us with your pet peeves, you can 877-77 Bobby. We're talking about that minute ago. Excuse me, 877-77 Bobby. Fidget spinners apparently improved kids' grades in the classroom. Interesting. They've shown to increase the race.

riding scores of elementary students because they focus. Eddie, do your kids have fidget spinner? They do. They have like three each, maybe even four. Do they collect a different kind of fidget spinner or do they just have them in mass? No, they like different colors and then now they have some that will glow or they have light up or whatever. So they like those.

They're still a thing, though? Oh, they're such a thing still. What's the next thing that we don't know about yet that your kids are doing? Well, one thing that junior has, my nine-year-old, he has a fidget cube, which is like a little cube with a bunch of buttons on it. It clicks, all kinds of clickers on it. Like a light switch on one. Like a little like a lock combination dial on another.

So there's that. Is that like a Swiss Army knife fidget spinner? Yeah, that's not a nice. I need that. This week, today is Raymond our producer's 32nd birthday. Do you guys know that? Yeah. Happy birthday, buddy?

Yeah. What do you have going on? Anything cool? Just a solid day at work today. I mean, I partied this weekend. So you've already had your birthday. Yeah, yeah. So that was really my celebration.

Did you go hard? Oh, it was me and my chick, really. We didn't have too many people around, but we enjoyed ourselves, watch college football, and just laughed a lot. Hey, that's all you can ask for. That's all you're going to ask for. All year is 32, and Ray will, like, forever be 25 in my mind or something. Tomorrow, three days of Thomas Wreck kicks off on the show.

So tomorrow, Thursday, and Friday, Thomas will come in and play a song live, and it'll be one of the songs from his new album. The Cadillac 3 stopped by tomorrow, and Ryder Forced Whiteheads. stopped by the Bobbycast tomorrow. On Thursday, Dustin Lynch comes by and the NFL kicks off. So it's starting Thursday, Amy, it's all football. Oh, no. Well, Saturday was like college game day kickoff. Right, but that's only half football. NFL starts this week, so it's all football. I guess in my mind it has already begun. On Friday, a bunch albums, Thomas Red, Dustin Lynch, Kitmore, I think Kelly Clarkson's got a record. Somebody else's got a record coming out to.

They're like five or six big ones. Also, it comes. out that movie about the clowns. Scary one? Mike D is our movie guy. Mike D. Answer's the phones. Hey, Mike D, what's the appeal to this It movie? It's supposed to be really scary. Haven't they made it before?

It was like a mini series back in the 90s. Okay, it seemed familiar. Is it about a clown that kills? Yeah. Terrorizes some kids. What? He kills kids? Yeah. Oh, that's not cool.

Well, you think scary movies are cool, though? Do you think, like, Chainsaw Maskers? They're all cool and good to go. I think they're at least adults. Are they, though? But sometimes they're teenagers. 18. I don't know.

If they can vote, they're okay to get murdered in a horror movie, according to Amy. So you're looking forward to this one? Yeah, it's really good. The appeal of scary movies, in general, I just don't like it. I don't like to be scared in their life. I don't like to be scared at the movies. I don't like that feeling where you're like, oh, that tight feeling you get. I don't like to leave a movie tired.

A movie to me should go and enjoy something and walk out and go, I learn something, I feel a certain way. It shouldn't be I feel tired and anxious. I went to Wonder Woman. I'll talk about it later. Movies pretty good. Movie theaters are dead. They're dead.

First of all, the tickets were crazy expensive. The theater was gross. You have to drive 20 minutes to get there. It's over. I've never been more convinced of one of my theories than going to a movie this weekend. It's over. Ten years, there's no more theaters everywhere.

Alyssa and Columbus, Georgia, good morning. Good morning. What's happening? Nothing much. It's heading to work right now. Well, if you had a pet peeve and you had to name one, what would it be? My biggest pet peeve is when I am having a conversation with someone or when I'm telling a story and I get interrupted right in the middle of talking. Welcome to my life every morning on this show for five hours a day.

I'm basically living your pet peeve. Yes. Yes. Alyssa, thank you very much for calling. Hope your day at work goes good, and I appreciate you. Thank you. I appreciate you. All right, let's go over real quick and talk to... Hello, you're on the air? Hi. What's happening? What's your name? I'm Lindsay.

Hey, Lindsay, what do you think about this? About the pet peeve? Yeah. I don't know. My biggest pet peeve is probably when people chew with their mouth open. Yeah, I guess it goes back to what you're right. were taught as a kid. I don't know many people that were taught to chew with their mouth shut that still chew with their mouth open. So I blame the parents. If I see someone chewing their mouth open, I'm like, you didn't have a good parents that taught you how to eat food. Yeah. I go up,

I hit the old ancestry.com and I blame the parents for that one. So yeah, it is disgusting, though. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. John Party in in about 20 minutes. Have I never going to get it. Before I do that, though, let me say that Crossroads, Crossroads forward, and Raleigh sent Dusty and myself a bunch of steaks. Because with my dog, something that I've done over the years, and my dog is terminally ill. And so what we've done for a long time years is have meat night. And we've been made fun of, oh, relentlessly by this room.

Oh, for sure. Because about once a month, I just order a bunch of meat, and my dog and I just sit around the house and eat it. And so Crossroads Ford, and Raleigh sent us a bunch of meat, a bunch of steak, so I appreciate that. Had a guy that sent me a painting, and I posted on my Instagram. It's like one of the greatest painting

I've ever seen in my life. Phenomenal Lisa puppies. It's on my Instagram at Mr. Bobby Bone. So I appreciate listeners that take any time out of their life to even acknowledge the fact that we exist. So thank you for all that.

Hung out with the dog a bunch. Like I basically just stayed home for three days of the dog this weekend. That's basically all I did. Made a point. Stayed home with the dog. I do have a never going to get it, though. Third of women

say they are most jealous of this when it comes to their friends. All right? A third of women say this, this, this, this. They are most jealous of when it comes to their friends. A third of women say they are most jealous of this when it comes to their friends. Never going to get it. Denise in Little Rock, never going to get it.

What do you think it is? I think it's their friend's figure, their shape, figure. Oh, like how skinny they are. And in shape. Or how booby they are. Or how booty they are. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that is not right.

I'm sorry. Thank you, though. Amy, what do you think? Oh, well, I had metabolism. Oh, no. Like mine's. How about this? Kevin, what do you think?

Never going to get it. Relationships? Like how happy they are? Yeah. Which they're probably lying about it anyway. Like, they just look at their Instagram. Like, oh, they're so happy, but they're really not. You know what I mean?

Yeah. Yeah. That's not right, though. No, I appreciate that call. That's not right. Lunchbox? This is easy. They all are jealous of their hair.

Because Amy gets this. A lot of people love her hair. No. Eddie? I'm going to go with eyelashes. Oh, that's a quick butt. Let's take one more. I'm being close, Eddie.

Amanda and Austin. I'm going to say their job. Oh, no. It's not their job. Are you jealous of any of your friend's jobs? No, maybe just their engagement ring, but not their job. That's the answer. Oh, I can't give it to you because that's your second.

answer, but that's the answer. The engagement ring. She was like, nine, nine jobs, then engaged your ring. But yes, that's it. Dang. That's funny. Amanda, that's a moral victory.

What are you doing today? I'm on the way to work right now. Yeah, you live in Austin? Yeah. Yeah, what do you do for a living? I work at one of the Health and Human Services building in downtown. Oh, look at you. Are you engaged?

How big's your ring? What? Nothing. We're just jabbering away. Hey, I appreciate you listening. You didn't win, but in our hearts, you're a winner. Yes. All right, y'all have a good day.

All right, I appreciate you. Man, she was so, she was like, oh, or you can get drunk. Yeah, just casually she answers the correct thing. The Bobby Boat. Bobby Boat Show. Amy's husband turned 40. And to me, that's not crazy. We're all getting older.

But he's having sort of a midlife crisis, huh? Oh, yeah. Like one of the first things he did. No, actually, when he got out of him. bed. I was like, what are you doing down there? Push-ups. How many are you going to do? 100. Why? Because I can. Like, instantly, he just started it after, like, he's never gotten out of bed and done 100 push-ups, but all of a sudden the day he turns 40, he's doing that. And then he's just like, look, I'm determined for this decade. He's like, my 40s.

This decade. Yeah, he's looking at it as an entire decade. And he's like, I will be in good shape in my 40s. My 40-year-old self will be in better shape than my 30-year-old self. I was like, okay. Well, that's also got to be a cool thing, right? Hey, I'm impressed. I was like, hey, yeah, you do you. That's great. You do you by, mm, you do you. Yeah, I like it. So then also, too, I felt like, oh, great, there's pressure for me. Like, so when I turn 40, which it's motivation. Like, I got to be determined to take care

of myself, too. Keep up with him. I like it. Well, I hope that works out for him. We'll see. Next up, a Ferrari. Hey, 100 push-ups, that's way cheaper. Let's do the morning corny now because John Party's coming in in just a few minutes. Okay. And so we'll get the, because this is such a hard laugh, you know what I mean?

Mm-hmm. I just want to get it. I need to be able to catch my breath before John Party comes in. The morning corny. Why was the clown crying? Why was the clown crying? Because he broke his funny bone. That was the morning corny.

Terrible. Terrible to you. John Pardy in a 10 minutes. Do you want to roll it to Skinny real quick? Because we can. Sure. Bob it Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Nominees for the 51st annual. We'll CMA Awards were announced yesterday. And the big one, entertainer of the year, you got five guys battling it out. Five dudes. No females in here. But you got Garth Brooks, Luke Bryan, Eric Church,

Chris Stapleton, and Keith Irvin. I don't think any of them are undeserving. I think you could argue that here's why Carrie didn't get in, because she announced her retirement halfway through the year. That affected it. She was like, I'm stopping making music for a while. and I think of people's minds that if I did that because I would have put carrying there in a heartbeat.

Miranda, is she touring like a real tour? Like I don't, and it's all, her album's done great. Yeah. Album, radio touring, extra. I don't think Miranda hits all those points. Okay.

Which she did get record. I mean, she got five nominations. But just for entertainer of the year, which is kind of like this all-encompassing award, I get, probably the only interchangeable one that I could argue. But other I have no, these five that made it

I have no problem with. I mean, I like to poke holes in things. The only problem, because I looked at all of them, the only issue that I had with anybody being nominated was for duo of the year and Maddie and Tay were nominated. I like them a lot. They haven't put out a song over a year. Like, they haven't even put out a song.

And so they get nominated. But it's all block voting and who votes for who where. I have no, but that entertainer of your category, I'm glad Eric Church is in it. I don't know if he'll win or not. Like, I would bet my, I think Luke's the favorite, and I think Keith Urban is probably the one if I were betting money with my best return. I'd go with Keith Urban. Like, I would go with Keith Urban.

I think it's his year. What else you got? So on Saturday, Taylor Swift was in her best friend's wedding, and fans were waiting outside the church, you know, to catch a glimpse of her. But security guards held up two black sheets to block any view as she exited the church. so her fans started booing loudly and they started screaming, Taylor, we thought you loved your fans. She's at a wedding for her friend.

Give her a break. And the old Taylor's dead. Yeah. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Oh, our old buddy John parties here. Hey, hey. Was Amy dancing for you in the hallway?

She was getting ready. She was warming up. That wasn't my warm up. That's my legit move. That's like the one move I have. You got more moves than that, don't lie. Amy would tell us. No, stop.

I, no, no. Like 10 years ago, I said this maybe once. Amy told us she was such a good dancer that whenever she would dance, everywhere, people would just stop. Well, mostly weddings. And take notice that she was on the dance floor. Yeah, I was like, the heartache of the dance floor.

She was... It kind of fits the song. I'm not saying I caused any heartache by any means. Maybe. What happened in the hallway, is my question. He was out there, and right when I saw him, Like instantly I saw him and it just like out of my mouth was like, you was a hot egg on the dance floor and I did some of my little moves.

And I was dancing with his people. Me and Donna were tearing it up out there. The hallway was our dance floor. Did people just approach you and instead of saying hi, just sing the song? That's an interesting thing. Do they just go, hey, I love, hey, got a little dirt on my boots. Do they ever come to you and they're like, hey, John. Actually, the last person do that, I think he was seven.

Like that's true story. And then Amy. He, like, walked by me. He's like, got a little dirt on my boots. He kept going by. He was too shy to say. Oh. You all play this song?

Yeah, I'll play a hard I can on a dance floor if you want to hear that. Amy, that's up to you. Yes, I want to hear it. I can dance? I mean, no. No. No, she's not. Please know.

No. John Party's here. Tickets are on sale now for his headlining CMT on tour. It's Lucky Tonight Tour with Midland and Runaway June. So I would love for you to check that out. I'd probably go johnparty.com, huh? Yeah. And then CMTonTor.

com. On? That's a double. That's probably not in. I'm betting that's not in. I'm betting that's not in. But at the end of your song, we're going to know exactly what it is,

because we'll look it up. It's confusing because I've messed it up so many times. It's like, see, I don't know. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHartRadio channel or podcast anymore. But you can't go to Bobby Bones. to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So, go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear

whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. I'm sad. I think you, that you, that you. Yeah, a few observations. One, you're still not too big to do your own background vocals, and I like that. I wondered, is he going to do his own back? Because it's, you know, they're going to dance floor.

You could have just let it go. But you didn't. you put in the work and you said, heartache on a dance floor. It's fun. Moving through my mind. I could have changed my voice. Hardache on dance flow.

Arctic on the dance flow. That's true. So what else did you observe? Well, I also observed that as he was leaned over playing the guitar, do you wax your chest, do you have laser hair removal or you just have no chest hair? I just can't grow any hair. Because I had like laser hair removal done. because I had odd patches of like

if it was like Sasquatch and like little parts of my body and another part's like baby butt You know it's amazing But then as you're leaning forward I'll say he has no chest hair Yeah It's natural Yeah I don't

I'll get like one weird hair On my shoulder and just pluck it But this is about as big as beard I can get too So you can't grow facial hair either Yeah I always want sideburns Can't grow sideburns Life's just not working out for you man Yeah

Interesting Nothing's going right for you I can't be cool I can't grow a mustache now But side note Side note. Yeah, go ahead. I sent you a postcard.

Did you get the book? You got the postcard? I got it. No, I posted on my socials, and we left for a few days right after that. And I don't think I have your cell phone number. But I did get it, and you sent it from California. Yeah, I was in Santa Cruz. And I felt like it was really your handwriting.

It was? Yeah, yeah, because it was kind of like, it looked like John Party's handwriting. I had the, like, proof of you a couple times. It was very nice. She sent me a postcard that was like, hey, congratulations. I didn't see this. For the Radio Hall of Fame. Oh, okay.

I thought it would be like, you know, you get a lot of self videos. Hey, Bobby, hey, how you doing? It was very thoughtful, and that's why I never talked about it on the air because I actually personally thought that was really nice. And I thought the next time I see him off of this magical land, I'll bring it up. But you brought it up, and I really appreciated that. And, you know, I thought it was maybe a personal moment. I didn't know you were just using it as a collateral front air.

It was kind of wild, like July, I sent it. So I was like, did he get it? It only got there like two weeks ago. I think that you actually sent it at Pony Express, like John Party was. Actually, like, it sent it on a horse that slapped it on the rear. Go get him. Get that postcode. All right, John Party's here.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. John parties here. I mean, go see him on tour. Do we find the website? site name? It's confusing. It is. I will give him that.

Okay. Just go to johnparty.com. That's why I'd say. Just go to go. Yeah, gojonparty.com. So here's the thing. It's up to you. I know you have your guitar. If you want to play another song, you can. You don't have to. Well, relax. No, this is our house. Okay. Can you play another one? That'd be awesome.

What do you guys want him to play? This is our house? Wow. What is Amy is Under Armour commercial now? Well, I don't know. He's our guest and he brought a guitar. To our house. To our house. So you make them play it. You make them play a doll.

You brought it. Yeah. I mean, it's just good. Like, I, yeah, John Pardy. I just remember first, lunchbox and I were into you on the street like years ago, probably like four or some five years ago. And I laugh sometimes and I'm like,

I could not think of your name at all. And I was so embarrassed. I was mortified. What did I do, lunchbox? It was embarrassing. You said, you're, you're that guy. Yeah. You're that guy.

And he goes, you don't know my name. And she goes, you don't know my name. And she goes, you don't know my. name either and he goes yeah you're Amy from the buying bone show. And she goes well you're that guy. I was so embarrassed. Like I was mortified.

I was so, I felt so bad. People tell me things all the time. I'm like, I don't remember that. Yeah, I don't expect you to remember but we came out and air the next day and like lunchbox made so much fun to me and I was like, I felt so embarrassed. No, but I mean, I feel like, like, oh, I didn't remember your name. I don't remember that stuff.

It doesn't bother me. It's like, you know, but you're awesome. I'm a dance Marine hallway You're welcome You're welcome for me being awesome Do you remember Because our joke now about lunchbox is Get this guy's knickers bar

Oh I remember that He remembers that for sure You remember that one? I think he was just tired from that day What was a long day? What did you ask him that irritated him Not in a fun way I didn't

I irritated him because I kept saying Man how excited are you You're opened up with the race you idiots At Nutty Brown Cafe Oh back in the day Yeah and he was like Yeah and I was like Aren't you excited

And he's like, yeah, and I was like, you sound real excited, man. I mean, you're opening for the raging hits. He goes, someone get this guy's nicked. Why? I was like, yeah, I'm excited. Like, what do you want from me? I said, yes. But his excitement, it was just like, yeah, I'm excited.

Now, Regingans came into your shows. We can't even get back to these passes. Yeah, you can't. No, we tried. It's too hard. I didn't go through me. Yeah, I even tied the postcard. I was like, look, he wrote me.

I promise he wrote me this. You need to put it on a lanyard, just hang on. You want to play another song? Yeah, I mean, you guys want one of my songs? I mean... Amy's asking, she's got the jukebox. Yeah, what do you want? I mean, do you know any George Strait?

Can you do a medley? Can you... Wait, no, he does. He does do a good one. Yeah. I'm gonna do this song. I practiced last night. What is it?

Scott, I want to dance with you. Holy cow. That's awesome, dude. That was awesome. Yeah. So go, you hear him on the radio here to do this. Imagine a full show. I hope you go out and watch John.

And you go to John Party. Do you like the guitar part? I do it. And I was going to comment on it. I can tell you practice it. And I bet you were a little nerd, a little tight right when you went into it. Because all the pressure was on it. I have to say, you know, I've been on here a couple times.

And this is the most comfortable, like, not nervous now I've been to you guys. Because, you know, it's like, Bob Bones show coming here, like, oh, like. Is that how you say my name when I'm not around? Not a Boon show. No, I read it on the wall. It says on the wall. Bambon. I don't know what I say.

Bambobones. But, yeah. So, it was a lot of fun. Are you sure you're not nervous? No, I wasn't nervous. The last time I was. But not today. That was the last time I was like a first number one push.

The first time I was like nervous. Then we played dirt in my boots. But we've also got to know each other as you. Yeah, yeah. Like I think that's helped a lot too. Yeah, you all meet each other. Well, yeah, but it's definitely helped a lot. And we've done a lot of outside other than the show.

So yes, it has helped. But, you know, you still. Like I know your dad. You still got a microphone. If I saw your dad now, I know him. I know him. You know senior. Yes, we hung out.

You hung out, and I had my own party place, so you didn't drink all your guys. And then there's a time. I tried to set him up with a friend while he had a girl he's dating in the next room. That's a long time ago? That was awkward. Long time ago. You're not dating her anymore, right? We're still kind of dating.

Oh. To Amy, that's why I was like, why are you going to go? Oh, my. All right. And that's a wrap. I'll see you guys. I didn't know they were dating. But it's still funny.

She's like, she asks about her friend. And like literally, Summer was in another room. I was like, you got a picture? See what I'm talking about? You can get yourself in trouble. I refuse. I was a joke. It was a joke.

I wasn't trying to get you in trouble. Yeah, it was a joke, Summer. Are we, were you free us, Amy? John, thank you for joining us. And now we're going to hit a commercial. We hope you have a great day. Namaste. Awesome.

Thanks, guys. Bye. UPS drivers were caught taking bribes to deliver drugs. Mm-hmm. You know, that just wouldn't be that hard of a bribe, I don't think. No, probably not. You know? No.

Because I have friends that are UPS drivers. Not saying they would ever do this, but they're just regular guys trying to nine to five it, like trying to pay, buy school shoes. Yeah. I just wonder how they, do you like, as the person that's going to do the bribing, Do you get a heads up on like, hey, this is probably the guy you should ask? Or do you just, I don't know. I'm not that into it.

Because if you've asked the wrong guy, he could tell on you and then boom, you're busted. Yeah, I don't know about that telling on you stuff because I definitely, listen, I wouldn't do it, but I also wouldn't tell. Because you know what happens when you tell? Snitches good stitches. Yeah, that's right. Because especially drugs, the cartel, I don't want to mess with them. It's not, I read this wrong. It's not UPS.

It's U.S.PS. Oh, the mail, whatever. I knew it was a male carrier. Either way. All the letters start to be the same. Here. What they didn't know was that the drug dealer was actually working with law enforcement and that these packages contained fake cocaine.

Again, 16 workers from 10 different post offices around Metro Atlanta. Horn would not say how much money the postal workers actually got, but he described it as a few extra bucks. They got got. They got got. They got got. Yeah. I knew they got caught, but I didn't know they got caught.

because it was an undercover sting? I had a friend once. Speaking of UPS, and this is the UPS, but it reminded me of a story, he went and he had worked its way up from boxes into loading to loading the trucks to he was finally going to be a driver. He finally went and got his driving test, and you have to drive one of those big old brown trucks. And so they took him out and they were like, okay, time for your driving test because he had passed a written part of the UPS test.

and he gets out and they're like, okay, let's start it out. And he pulls out on the highway and he stalls it out. He didn't learn to drive standard. And the UPS truck was a standard. No. And I was like, how in the world

would you ever think you could pass the UPS test and not know I drive a standard? Do you know how to drive a standard? I do not. You don't know how to drive a standard? But it's fine. I don't want to be a UPS driver either. But what if you get stuck

and you have to drive a standard sometimes? It's a really good question. I think I can figure it out. No. No, you know. I had practiced because my sister's car when I was turning 16, hers was a standard. And obviously, like, it just made sense in our family that I would get her car and she would get something else. Well, went out to the parking lot one day, like, I don't know, Sam's or something on a Sunday morning when it's empty.

Tried to drive it. And my dad was like, okay, I think we're going to get you a different car. It just wasn't going to work. I think I probably learned to drive a standard before I drove an automatic. I got an automatic. I think my stepdad took me when I was like 12 or 13 And we drove his old truck around in a field I think I tore out the clutch

Yeah Because it's fine driving But I drove when I was test driving jeeps Before I bought my Jeep I went and almost bought a standard It was fun It's fun. It's fun. When you haven't drove a long time And you get a standard, it's fun But then it's like, I want to do this all the time?

Yes, you do, it's so fun So much more entertaining So they still make them? Is your Ultima standard? My Ultima is a standard, yeah. That's right. I've been driving the standard since I was 16 years old. The first car I bought was a standard.

Didn't know how to drive it and just learned. That's why he peels out all the time. Yeah. Because he can. Exactly. Holds that. This guy driving in his Ultima, just tearing up highway. I'm going to come to you guys in a second and ask you what stands out about the CMAs.

It can be something you're like, wow, I can't believe that didn't happen. I can't believe that did happen. something cool. So I'll come to you guys in a second about that. But first, I want to talk about insomnia coffee. It is now available in the United States. Now I'm not a big coffee drinker, but it costs $17 for a two-week supply. You can get it on Amazon, but it sells out so fast that you kind of got to be ready for it. It pops up, you got to buy it. The coffee is the strongest in the world. It packs 702 milligrams of caffeine and 12 ounces. Now, by comparison, that's at least seven times stronger than your Starbucks coffee.

Wow. It can keep you up for over 12 hours. So they recommend... 12 hours! They recommend if you're going to drink it, drink it before lunchtime. Yes. Or you maybe I was staring at the ceiling like, da, da, da, da, da, da. That's too much.

Is it, though? Yes. We're a society that can't get enough caffeine. Yeah, you're right. You're overstimulated right there. But there's no such thing for us. There's no such thing as overstimulation. We, in Western culture, want all the simulation we can get.

On TV and our ears, on our computers, and our coffee. It's true. We just want to be stimulated. Oh, I do. I want to stimulate. So you're going to get it? I don't like coffee. If they made this and put it, I don't know, again, in mustard?

Hell yeah. Maybe I would do it. Slurp that right up. CMAs, the nominations came out. What about it to you? What's the one thing, Amy, when you look at it that stands out? Oh, I wanted to see a female in the Entertainer of the Year category, at least one. I mean...

I don't think they should put either male or female into categories just because they're a male or female. Well, I agree, but you're telling me no females got enough votes to even make it in there? I don't think this year there was a female. The only one I can see that was interchangeable was Miranda. But if I'm just going on, I don't think she had a big tour, and touring's a big part of it. She sold a bunch of records, but she kind of hit away. An entertainer of the year is the category where you're all in, It's the all-encompassing category.

So, no, I don't agree. Can, like, Little Big Town be entertainer of the year? They can. Even though, because they're a group, okay. They can. That's why some people irritated Florida Georgia Line wasn't, because they're selling up stadiums. Yeah. Huh.

You're not wrong, but I don't think any category, male or female, should have, you have to have a male or female in it. I agree. I guess I'm just disappointed that there's not one that made it, you know? If one should have made it, I think it should have been Carrie. And I guess you made a good point that she did sort of, or you talked about it, about how she kind of took the rest of the year off. Well, she announced her retirement. I felt like if she wouldn't have announced her retirement, she would have been in.

But I think people went, oh, Carrie's giving it up for the year. We'll just ride her off. Yeah. I think Carrie could have been easily in this category. So, Lunchbox, you? What jumped out to me is Eric Church making that jump into Entertainer the Year category. I thought that was pretty huge. Yeah, and he should have.

I mean, I saw that concert and it was awesome. He gets chapped a lot in this category or any category because he's not like the rest. He does things his own way. And award shows don't normally like people that do things their own way. So I was happy to see Eric Church in there too. Eddie? I saw a song of the year that Better Man was up for it, which means that Taylor, if it wins, Taylor could be at the CMAs. Because she wrote it by herself.

So I thought that was kind of cool. Even though that is Old Taylor and Old Taylor's dead. She may be back for the CMA. No, she can't come. She's dead. She can't come to the awards right now. I think about that. That's her first nomination in like a while in the country world.

Since she was a country artist. Yeah. Yep. Who will show up? Nice observation. Well Taylor and all black and like spikes show up? Or like zombie Taylor? Nah.

Did you hear a new song? I mean, it sounds like a Kanye West song. I like it. I mean, it sounds like if you listen to that Yeez's album, the production sounds, I mean, it sounds just like a Kanye song. Do I have the clip of Taylor's new song? Okay, here you go.

I mean, what? Oh, you haven't heard it? No. It's a killer. First time that I saw him. Wonder how many girls he had loved and left haunted. But if he's a ghost, then I can be a thing. Who produced that?

I love it. DJ Callet. He goes another one. I don't know. I think she may be trying a little too hard on that one. That one's just a little over the top. What? Y'all, it was...

Taylor Swift was all over the football this week. That's how they released it. It was the Alabama Florida State game. And they started playing. It wasn't that part. It was the hook part of it. For me, it's probably low cash being nominated. I just love it when people who just hang at it for years and years and years start to get recognition.

So I like it, that low cash was nominated. I'm not mean to jump all over again, but I just... No, and I agree with your point. I don't think you should throw a female in just because. I just was just like, dang it. There's not even one being represented. One didn't make it. So it's just a bummer.

But maybe next time. Okay, cool. By the way, who do we think Taylor's rapping about? Because they say she's rapping about an X and her song Ready for it. Do we know who the X is? He was a killer. First time that I saw him. Wonder Hummer.

If he's a ghost then, I can be a phantom. Not Tom Hiddleston. Oh, maybe it is. I don't think so. Why? Because of one thing she said in their particular than I think it can be him. What? Did she say, he's not British?

Unless she said that, I think it could. Did she date at One Directioner? Yeah, but a long time ago. That's who I thought it was when it's... That Harry Styles one was like when she was like 12. So Calvin? Maybe. Harris, because there's something she implied that he was...

That makes me think like this guy's like a, like right when you see him, like he's super hot. I don't get that with Tom. Tom Hiddleston? Yeah. You got out of your mind. What? You're in him? I mean, I like how she tries the rhyme, saw him and haunted.

Yeah, yeah. Like, she's a stretch. She's not really in. him. She's not really the word bender. For some that I saw him, haunted. That's pretty much it. I mean, I like Taylor for trying new things. But it's hard for me to believe this whole Taylor's angry.

She's been so nice for so long. For example, what if I showed up tomorrow on a Harley, we're in all black leather? Yeah, we'd all be suspicious. You'd be like, what is this? No, we would just. No, you'd be like, you're a dork. Yeah, something's up. This is not really you.

Yeah, but you would have an explanation for us. Would I? The old Bobby is dead. Yeah. Yeah. I'm glad she's out and she makes people buy music and I like that too. And so, yeah, the rapping thing sounded weird for me though. It was like when Justin Bieber started rapping.

It was just weird. Kind of weird, yeah. Yeah. Like, there are real rappers. But I guess she's not as bad as I would think Taylor Swift would be. I think she's good. No, she's not good, but she's better than I would give her credit for. Oh, okay.

I like it. Uh, here is Irma, and the storm Irma, it's a hurricane, and it's expected to grow. Here is Bob Bright at the National Weather Service. The storm is expected to grow in size, uh, become a larger storm, um, as it heads toward the U.S. Man, don't hit us. Like, let's just turn around and go out to the ocean. Yeah, don't hit nobody. It is a category five now.

As, uh, 45 minutes ago. But what are they expected to be when it hit? This thing is change as they go. They do change. I mean, they were right. So it's grown from a four to five in the last hour. So 270 mile per hour win. I mean, this is, I don't know.

It says, look, it's going towards Florida. Our confidence is increasing that somewhere in the U.S. will see some impacts from the storm from Irma. And at this point, the highest confidence would be in Florida. You know, I was watching a guy on the weather channel last night. I don't even watch the weather channel, but I was flipping over there because of like another hurricane. And his prediction was that it was going to turn and go away from the United States. But he's like, my prediction is just that.

He's like, we're just guessing. Yeah. Because you can't really predict what's happening on the water with these storms. So we'll watch it. And just hope to God that it does not hit anything. I mean, I say he hit us, but hope to God that it doesn't hit even those islands out there. Can you imagine to be on one of those? islands and you get busted by a hurricane, like Haiti had that happen to them.

It shook them even now. Yes. So, Irma. Last year it was Hurricane Matthew. Well, I remember them talking about this year. They were like, this is going to be one of the worst hurricane seasons in the past 50 years. Wow. Oh, man, Panera bread and fired an employee because she wrote some stuff on her receipt.

Did you get to see this? I never understand the rationale of putting something. Like, you're putting a. receipt on the receipt. You're putting the receipt that you're an idiot and that you should be fired on their receipt. Because let's think about this. You have a customer that comes in. They get mad at you. This was in Georgia. A woman was visiting the Panera. She said, hey, can I get a substitution of my salad? While eating her meal, she started reading a note on the bottom of her receipt that said stupid beep. What? Here's a clip of the woman first recalling what happened.

I was floored. I was floored. I see this state. on my receipt. And then immediately I put my fork down, did not take another bite of my salad. Okay, so if she doesn't see it, you wrote it on there and you did not get your mission accomplished because you don't put it on there for nobody to see it. If she does see it, you're going to be turned in and you're going to get in trouble and fired. This is a no win. There's no benefit to write. Lunchbox, you think like people who would write this on a receipt. So why would you put it on this? Well, this is easy.

Okay. Because you have a game going with your coworkers that you can do it and get away with it. And eventually someone's going to get caught, but you think who can write the worst thing on a receipt and get away with it. But it wasn't a game. She actually made the girl mad. Well, but I understand that you hope the customer's not going to notice is what the point is. When you were working in Jason's deli. Yeah.

Did you ever write anything on a receipt? No, I didn't ever write anything on a receipt because I was a delivery driver, and so, I mean, the receipts got written up for me. They would write the order. I'd get the stuff, and I would drive. I didn't really do any of that. Every once in a while I'd be in the store to take a call, thanks for calling Jason's Deli and the Colonnade.

We cater and deliver. How can I help you? And what would they say? Oh, yeah, I'd like to place an order for delivery. Yeah, go ahead, man. And I'd write down the order. But whenever I wouldn't, I usually didn't answer the phones. But every once in a while I did, it felt like a champ.

Would you get tipped as a delivery driver? Sometimes. And sometimes they didn't, like, those losers, like, I'll tell you who the losers were. Like, they have, they're the pharmaceutical reps. Okay, they're the losers. They are the losers. Yeah, go ahead. Because they would order stuff to a hospital.

And I'm talking trays and trays of food, gallons and gallons of iced tea. So you'd have to lug it all the way across the hospital. Then you'd have to go back and get buckets of ice. You'd take three or four trips, and they wouldn't tip you. Pharmaceutical reps, they are on the company card, and they wouldn't tip you. I mean, it would take me 30 minutes to walk back and forth across the hospital so many times, and then they don't even tip. I mean, I'm sweating.

I'm carrying these buckets of ice. I'm working hard. A little bit you're being hypocritical here. Absolutely not. Because, listen, I love tipping. It's my hobby, you know? I like napping, Netflix, playing my dog, and tipping. That's my thing.

It's a good hobbies. Lunchbox is always like, I don't tip unless there's a tip line and only if they do. You know, you were getting paid full. money. Like, you weren't depending on tips. Like, I would have tipped you, because I've been like, hey, you're working hard. But for you to fight against tipping so much and then be paid a full hourly

wage and be like, gosh, you get tipped. It just is a little against everything you stand for. No, no, no. Delivery, I tip. If I order delivery to my house, I tip because you're doing something special. If I call to go, you're doing nothing special, just putting in a bag. That's it. You're not doing that. And when you didn't get tipped, you

felt robbed. Oh, man, I wanted to egg someone, or That's your first thing to egg someone. Yes. Very mature. You want to watch Wonder Woman this weekend? First of all, two tickets, 30 bucks. It's a lot. It's too much.

I mean, really, golly, $30? So two tickets, $30. I get back home and I look on iTunes and you can buy it for 20. Oh, no. Because the movie's been out for a bit. But I thought I'd like to go see Wonder Woman. And the movie was great. It was over two hours, which is long for me.

but it was really good, but that's not the point. I sat in a dirty theater, and it cost me $30, and this family had taken their kids. Right. And the whole time behind me, she's probably eight. She wouldn't stop talking. Oh, great. And it's not like I can get into a fight with an eight-year-old. Yeah, you can't.

I mean, I would win. It's one of the rare ones that I would win. Probably shouldn't. But the overall movie experience, it just reminded me how in 10 years these theaters aren't going to be around anymore. You'll have the occasional one. Movie theaters are a thing of the past. Goodbye.

I hope you're wrong. Because, no, the floor is sticky. You have to drive. I spent probably $34, 35 bucks on just getting there and tickets. Okay, question, though. Because, like, if you're going on a date, I get that, like, renting a movie at home or buying a movie at home is, like, cool.

And if that's where it's going, okay, fine. But, like, movies, that's a big date night type thing. Like, what in the world are people going to do for a date night anymore? Let me pick you up and bring you to my house for a view. Like, no. Do you think a lot of people are going to movies and all on first dates? They're not. That was more of an art thing.

Oh, well, all right. Maybe not a first day, but just dates in general, that's something people do to get out of the house and go do something together. Okay, it's not going to movies anymore. So eventually we just never leave the house. It's going to go the way of the drive-in movie. The same thing. You don't like the fact that you get away and there's no distractions. There's all distractions.

There's all distractions. There's phones going off. There's eight-year-old clock behind me. There's money I'm wasting. I could have sat at home and not... There's germs making Bobby tingle. So you guys worry about the weird stuff. No, I mean, I like to maybe theater, but I get what Bobby's saying.

There are new shoes coming out from Adidas. They're the October Fest shoes. And they're being made specifically for beer festivals and parties. They come with coating that will repel, puke, beer, rain, and snow. Oh. They cost $240. Oh, come on. Don't they have a bottle opener on them, too?

I don't know. That'd be cool. I don't know. We should invent that. Oh, my sandals have a bottle opener on them. The top ways that married people get back at each other after a fight. You three are married. Yeah.

Oh, no. I'm not. Okay. Okay, I know. Number one, the silent treatment. That was mine. Yeah. Oh, you're proud of it too.

Yeah, you want to do that? See if I talk to you. That's what you do? Is that the first one that to go to? That's the first thing that came to my head. I'm not saying I'd do it. Yes, you are. That's your main thing, though, huh?

I mean, I think I probably, because I feel like they're going to miss, like, talking to me. I think like anybody in my life. Okay. What do you think? Before I go? No. I mean, I'm good. Have we ever given each other the silent treatment?

Bet we have. Yeah, of course we have. Oh, boy. See? We do it. I mean, we've gotten to fights before, and it's just like, ugh. It's rare. About twice a year we have big blowups.

Yeah. But, Eddie, what would you say is the way that you and your world? wife get back at each other after a fight? Mine's really bad. What is it? I get in my car and drive off. Oh, no. I know.

It's so bad. And in my mind, I'm like, I hope she thinks I'm never coming back. No. Oh, that'll take you right to therapy. And it's bad. It's so bad. You'll just walk out to fight. Hop in the car.

After 14 years of marriage. No. Hop in the car and just drive away. Yes. And then, yes. And I know she's just like, what do I do? What do I do? Do I call the police?

Is he coming back? Do I give him an hour? So you like, for there just to be a flicker in her head of he may never come back. Yeah. How bad is that? Where do you go? Around the corner.

Lows. The grocery store. Big ass agent. Love it. That's a good one. Oh, man. If my husband does that, it's on. Oh, man.

Lunchbox. The top way that you get back at your wife. Oh, I go low blow. I bring up stuff from the past. I bring out the old stuff. Even though you're supposed to have forgiven them for that or whatever. I'm like, well, you remember when you did this and I thought with that interface. I'm like, yeah.

Or something I've been holding on to. be like, well, you never say anything. They're like, yeah, well, I wanted to bring it up at a good time. Do you save it? Like, in your mind, is there a file cabinet of go-toes if you get into a fire? Yes. You have to have that. You have to have arsenal, you have to have artillery.

Ready to go. Boom, boom, boom, boom, fire shots. Wow. Bobby, what do you do? Oh, I just shut down. Silent. It's not even silent treatment. I just shut down.

It's like you turn me off. I don't do it on purpose. I do nothing. I just don't have to. I don't like. I don't like drama. It's not even to get back. It's just, I don't like it.

So I just, that's powerful, though. It's like getting my turtle shell. Yeah. And no one likes you in your turtle shell. I'm not angry in my turtle shell. I don't have, you know, spikes on it. Yeah, because sometimes it's like you were like, knock, knock, knock.

Are you in there? I'm gone. How do you get out of your shell, though? Like, what brings you back out of the shell back into her, the relationship? Like, how do you guys get time? Wow. So she just sits there and watches your shell. Well?

Probably. Like I'm wondering, like, when she's sitting there, like, what does she do? Does she, like, okay, well, if you're going to be in your shell, I'm going to go or... Yeah. I kind of just need time. Dang. I want to be a fly on the wall for a Bobby fight. There's no fights.

That's the problem. I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, Lindsay and I got into it a bit, not in a bad way, but I don't fight. I'm just like, you know what? I'm not here. I don't like it, so turn off. It's a terrible, terrible way to do it.

But it's not silent treatment. I don't do style it, but I just shut down. Got no emotion. I'm telling you, my dog is completely messed up my, any sort of feeling. Because I've shut down the ability to be sad completely. You can't numb certain emotions and still have others. It's either you numb them all or they're all, your height, your senses are all good. And I think I'm in full, you know, mode of like, I just don't, like, my dog is 14.

You know, I've talked about this a bit. I don't want to go back into it a whole lie. He's 14. He's 14. He's terminally ill. And I am trying so hard not to be sad about it all the time that it shuts down all the other range of emotions that I have too. So I'm nothing. I'm pretty much right now in my turtle shell.

Say whatever you want. All the same. Good or bad. All the same. What? Well, now I think it's good you've recognized that, but is there a plan to bring back emotions so that you deal with this properly? Nah. That shell protects him, Amy?

No, but I mean, if he's aware of it, he can be more proactive. I'm aware of it. Just because, oh, okay. Why? Well, I mean. I know about it. I know you do, but I mean, I think you should, since you're aware, you need to deal with it in a healthy manner. I need to go to a therapist straight up yesterday.

Really? She was like, I have a list of people. And I was like, oh, wow, she's ready for that. Here you go. I have a session today. You can take mine. She was like, you need to go. Because I haven't been in a while.

Because I've been perfectly sane and functional. Yeah. She hit me yesterday with, I've come up with a list of people that you should go see. And? I was like, I need, I have to go. But I mean, the other day, I mean, not too long ago, I don't know, time flies. You could have said a while ago, you said that you think you need to start going back. And I thought I did.

And that was before your dog got sick. I know, but now that I need it, I don't want it. Oh my gosh. Okay, that makes sense. I like to do it on my own free will. You're a pretty rational person except for right at this moment. Who's rational? Bobby is. He can be. He can be very, he's...

Oh, I'm full of ration. I mean, no one's got more ration than me. Like, all I think, I think, lately. Lunchbox, who's rational? Yeah, I'm the most rational person I know. I have no emotion. Nothing's based on emotion. I don't know. So, Karen's on the phone in Biloxi, Mississippi.

Hey, Karen. Hey. We were talking about getting a fight a minute ago, and what happens when you get into a fight? Like, what do you do? What does your husband do? Okay, so I probably have to be the luckiest wife in the moment. world because when my husband gets really mad at me, you're just mad in general, he starts to angry clean. So he doesn't like run away or anything. He starts cleaning stuff in the house, whether it's like the dishes or the laundry, you're putting stuff away or whatever, just the mess.

So he just starts throwing stuff around, but he'll put it and clean everything. That's amazing. The matter he gets, the more he cleans. Yes, and the more slamming, and he always mumbles under his breath when he's doing it, but yeah, he will, the house will be spotless when he's done. and then he ain't mad anymore. That sounds amazing. Yeah, I need that.

That would be like being in a relationship with someone, and the madder they got, the more they wanted to give you a massage. Right. It's like, I'm so angry, lay down, I'm going to give you a deep tissue back massage. Okay. Hey, thank you for the call, Karen. I appreciate you. Yeah, thank you so much.

Have a great day. You too. Karen's, like, intentionally trying to make her husband mad all the time. Well, the house is a wreck. I better make him mad. What do you think the most common how-to questions are that we Google? Because I answered mine before I saw the list And mine was actually number one

So I think mine's pretty common Like if you're looking something up on Google Like how do I What do you look up, you think? How to, this is the one I always do How to Boil an Egg Our Boil an Egg I feel like a lot of people don't know how to change a tire

So how to change a tire Ooh, cooking times Mine is how to fix the toilet It's number one No way There's just a lot of things Jiggle the handle Dugged

And the jiggle the handles to get it to stop running. We had to do it all the time growing up in Arkansas. Yes. I lived in a jiggle the handle house where if you heard, you had to go jiggle the handle to get it to stop. Okay. But, yeah, like, I don't know how to fix the toilet a lot of times. A lot of little parts inside of that. Number one is how to fix the toilet.

Number two is how to make scrambled eggs. Oh. Number three is how to kiss. What? People Google that. Probably kids. I have to guess. People Google that.

That's funny. Number four. is how to love. Oh. Dang. Go ahead. Take your shot. No, I would not take a shot.

I know you want to take that shot. I would not. Okay. That's sad. I'll fine, I'll do it. Bones, have you ever Googled that? I mean. Bobby.

Finally, how to change your name. What? Why? Because you get married. Or you want to disappear. Oh, dang, where your minds go. Amy's running. Amy's running from the law.

Lunch is getting married. That's weird. Yeah, I was thinking, yeah. Do a lot of people change their name that they don't like their name their parents gave them? I don't think a lot of people do. Because that is interesting. I never even thought about that. But you can.

You can just go change your name to whatever you want? Yeah, as long as it's not something that's obscene. Yeah, remember Ocho Cinco, Chad? That's right. He did do that. That's crazy. on our test. Oh yeah,

Meta World Peace. Yeah. See? Dude, and look at those guys. Yeah. Like, you could go be Mr. Wonderful.

Mr. Wonderful Jimmy John. You can give me whatever you want. That is so weird that you can just change your name to anything you want. How much do you

to change your name? To Pumpkin Spice Billy. Oh. How much we have to pay you to change your name to Pumpkin Spice Billy? Oh, man. You got to pay me some money. How much?

Ten large. Large. That's what it's too. $10,000. I give you 10 small. I give you 10 medium. I give you 10 medium. Hey, let's run around the room real quick because it was the first weekend of college football.

How did everybody's team do? Amy, Texas A&M? We won. Oh, you don't know. I know that UT lost. That was a rough one because my husband's a Longhorn fan. And my dad went to the game. Everyone in my family was basically depressed.

But I don't know how Texas A&M did. They lost. Ah, shoot. In a bad way. It was not a good way. It was not. good for them. Yeah. Like I turned my TV off because I was like, okay, game over. SEC, Z, Z. And then I turned it back on after I watch episode of Ozark. And it was, it was crazy.

Amy, you wonder what happened? They were up like 44 to 10. They lost 45, 44. Oh my gosh. But you're an Aggie. Yeah. But I mean, I am, but I honestly, I didn't, besides a little bit of college game day on on Saturday morning, like right when my husband woke up, I didn't, I didn't do any football. Other than, I mean, I threw the ball around myself. Oh, did you? Yeah, in the backyard. He tossed the old pigskin around. And my arm is sore. Let me tell you what.

But other than that, I didn't pay attention to any football. And really, the only reason why I know UT lost was because that's all my husband cares about. Lunchbox. UTSA was supposed to play the University of Houston. It was postponed due to Hurricane Harvey. Arkansas won, but they beat Florida A&M, which they were supposed to beat Florida A&M. It was a nice little warm-up game. But I watched that on Thursday.

Yeah, early. How does someone go and beat a team when they're up by 45 points? Oh, you're talking about the comeback to Texas? That's how I felt too. Yeah, yeah. How does the habit? Did they put in third string because they were ahead? I don't know what Sumlin's game plan was or how it came back.

That's the coach? Yeah. That's your coach. Ray, did your team win? Michigan win? Yeah, Michigan State. Sparty, they killed Bowling Green. Oh, I never know which team you are.

You always change. I'm Michigan State. Michigan State. I bleed green. Okay. No, you don't. You don't bleed any. I thought you were blue.

He's such a fair weather fan. I thought you were Texas. I've never been Michigan. I stayed up last night and watched Tennessee come back and win. Wow. That was a crazy. That was a late one, man. That was a late, the game, again, it was a great weekend of college football.

And now. Can't wait for Thursday. It's going to be awesome. What, for NFL? Yeah. Tom Brady's back on Thursday. It's all football all the time for you. It's great.

I love this time of year. Yeah. Okay. The sales numbers say we're born. with pumpkin spice. We're moving to maple. How do you feel about that? Ooh, I love maple.

Maple's good. Are we over pumpkin spice? A research company says it's flattened out, and people seem to be moving on to maple. Everybody good with that? Yeah, because I don't like pumpkin. I can do either one, but yeah. Do you like pumpkin pie?

Not even for Thanksgiving? Not even Thanksgiving. Give me to have a popcorn pie. I mean, you can have another pie. It's actually like pumpkin. I don't know. I just don't like pumpkin. I think whatever you want.

I mean, you can have any pies, all the pies. Apple pie. Cherry pies, good, too. As many pies as you want, just ask if you like pumpkin. Boston cream pie. Chocolate pie. Pop-pie. I completely binge-watched Ozark over the weekend.

Started on Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday. At first I was so underwhelmed because Amy had built it up so much. Don't go into it with any hype. Just watch it and you'll really enjoy it. It took me about three and a half episodes. And I was like, I'm into it now. But Amy was like, they're great. It's breaking bad again.

It is so good. You just said you'll really like it. Yeah, but it sucks. But watch it. Okay, so that's the delivery. And it definitely wasn't one episode and I was hooked. It definitely took me second or third to where I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa. But I can't wait for season two.

I think it's awesome. And I stand by that. But you need to say that. Like, it takes a few episodes to get into. Oh, okay. Oh, boy. Not everything. No, not everything.

So I watched that. Mike Dee watched Narcos Season 3. Yeah. Me too. It's good. You done? I'm finished. Oh.

Wow. Dang. You guys are so quick. No, I'm only on episode three. But I started. Yeah. And it's different without Pablo Escobar, but the storyline, it still totally works. Yeah.

I guess it was kind of like when Homeland changed. It was like, oh, different people, but it still kind of works. Are you still on Homeland? I haven't seen Homeland since like 73. Me either. And I gave up on House of Cards, too. I haven't even finished that. got crazy than House of Cards, I was like, this is nothing.

I know. The show was like, it used to shock me. House of Cards used to be like, we're going to be crazy and make everybody go, what if the government? And now I'm like, remember when that happened last week? Now we're like, I wish it were like this. These are the good old days. Yeah, dude, I haven't, I didn't

even turn on House of Cards. I know. Because it just doesn't seem crazy to me anymore. The only thing crazy about it is he talks right to the camera. That's the only difference. Yes. There's a lunchbox and his wife. We were talking about dumb fights. Oh, boy. They got into a fight over Bachelor in Paradise.

Which, by the way, I went to dinner with Wells Fargo. No, not Wells Fargo. Wells Adams. He's the bartender now. That's not a person. Wells Adams. Wells Adams. He's a nice guy.

I don't know him from The Bachelor because I've never seen an episode. I haven't seen an episode in years. But we haven't went to dinner. He's a nice guy. I don't know. Good dude? Yeah, he doesn't listen to this show and I don't watch that show. So it made for some normal see.

Oh, okay. So, yeah, we just talked about life. But, yeah, it was good. And he's in the show, right? Yeah, he's now the bartender. Jorge started a tourist company, so Wells took over the bartending. Who's Jorge? Yeah, what are you're talking about?

He was featured on the show. But last night we're watching it, and my wife and I got in a fight because Dean is this dude. He's kind of dating two girls in Paradise, and he's like, man, I have feelings for both of them. And he tells him, he's like, look, I just need you to be patient. I'm trying to figure out my feelings. and my wife is getting so mad saying, oh my gosh, how dare he? And I was like, he's being up front and honest.

We got in an argument about if Dean's a slime ball or not. And I thought he was up. It's sort of like in real life, you're dating two girls, you're not committed. And he told him, look, I have feelings for both you. I'm just trying to figure out which one I, you know, I see a future with. And I ended up going upstairs because we argued too much. Oh, it was that kind of a fight. Oh, yeah.

Like, we pressed applause. And I was like, I do not understand. how you think he is doing something wrong. Did you guys ever have this fight in your relationship ever? Were you ever with multiple girls and she made you? Because I wonder if that goes back to a wound. No, no. Yeah, because lunchbox used to date a lot.

A lot. I was a baller. Yeah. Let me tell you. Big pimping, spend and cheat. Big pimping up in NYC. Believe it or not. I'm singing Big Pimpin.

I used to go out with Lunchbox a bit back in my days. Yeah. Was he Big Pimpin? Like he says? he was a gross pimping. I don't know where they came from, but the girls did come. You mean like, not very choosy? Oh, he wasn't choosy at all.

He wasn't choosy at all. Like, I'm talking about if they had a tongue in a mouth, his tongue was in it. Oh, my God. And sometimes three and four are at the same bar, and I'll be like, dude, this is, this is too much for me. And were these girls into him, or were they microphone chasers? They're microphone chasers. They're a mic chasers big time. Hey, I don't care what they were chasing.

They got it. I'll tell you that. The next day they'll be listening to the radio, please send my name, please my name, please say my name, please say my name. They can say whatever they want, but they know they got some. Let me tell you. They left satisfied. I go back, I go back and I'll be just somewhere in Austin. And some girl will be like, oh, yeah.

And they'd be like, I used to listen to the show all the time. Like, yeah? Like, yeah. I hooked up on lunchbox once back in like 2004. Oh, like major regret. They're like, what was I thinking? And they got like three kids with them. And two of them looked like them, but one looks like lunchbox.

Oh, no. No. Oh, bumy. There you go. No, there's no little lunche he's running around that no one. See that you know. No, because they know how to get a hold of me. You know, most dad, they go into hiding.

I'm out in the public. They'd be able to find me. Yeah. Yeah, man, those ladies, they love to me. Boy. That was great when you're going to go. How did the fight end up with you two? I just went upstairs.

She stayed downstairs. She finished the episode, and I watched something else. I watched some football and then went to bed. So we'll be good today, but all because of Dean. Yeah. We have a couple of guests in the studio. DJ Williams, who played for the University of Arkansas and then went and played in the NFL for a bit

as sitting in the studio with us. How you doing, DJ? You're good? I'm doing good. Hey, come up to the microphone for a second. So DJ did the transition of being a pro ball player to now... Are you in news? I mean, I see you on the news, but what are they call you?

Because you're an anchor... Yeah. But you're like... Here, get on this microphone over here. Go ahead. You're more like a what? I'm just kind of like the poor man's Michael Strayhand. Arkansas.

That's actually... Is that pretty accurate? That is. Because it's not like you're the anchor anchor, but you're like the friendly guy. And not because like I'm, you know, black and light skin like Michael. But you don't have the... You know, we're like just to liven up the show a little bit. So do you watch...

You watched college football this weekend? A little bit. Did you watch Arkansas game? I watched Arkansas game. Yeah, and what did you think? We got TCU coming up. Yeah. I'm a little bit nervous.

Sorry for hitting your headphones. But, no, I'm excited about Razorback football. I know you are, big Razorback fan here in the studio. But besides that, some good football going on. I came here and visit my friend. He's a big Tennessee fan. His name's Daniel, lives here in Nashville. And, yeah, that game was nuts.

Nuts. I was seriously considering running for Governor of Arkansas for a bit. I was hoping you were. Well, it just didn't work out this time. When you guys are in the newsroom, because I know you guys did a story on it. Of course we did. How serious was the newsroom talk about it? Oh, it's big time.

And then my boss wanted me to run against you just for publicity for a TV show. And so I think there's actually a game plan coming up. I think I'll be of age when I can run the next running thing. And hopefully we can get that started up. And at first, you know, it's just for fun. And with things, the way they're working out nowadays, we're like, wow, what if I actually, you know, win that bad boy? You know, then it gets real. So if that does happen, I want you to be my lieutenant governor.

That is not happening. We would only run if you were my lieutenant governor. Oh, here we go. We can flip a coin for it. Where did you play pro ball? I started in Green Bay, and then I had a stint in Jacksonville where we didn't win one single game when I was there. Then I went to New England, played with Tom Brady. What up?

There we go. Like Amy knows anything about Tom Brady. What up? And like my best experience in New England, I'm sitting there after one of the practices, and then Giselle walks in and smoke show. I mean, I've seen it, like, on the magazines and stuff, and I'm just like, how does Tom, like, walk around knowing like he has the hot... I mean, she's in the locker room after the games. It's unbelievable. So, uh, then after that, I went in Tampa. I was only there for one week, and I got cut. They paid me like 50 grand for that week. For one week? For one week?

That's kind of job we need. I think of good cut. It's pretty solid. Well, glad you could come hanging out in the studio. Thanks for having me. You have a great show. Good to see you. My mom loves you, too. Oh, yeah. Shout out to your mom. What's your mom's name? And Miss Vicki. Miss Vicki. I appreciate it. Tom Brady and Miss Vicki. Shout out.

Two getting the shout out right now. The Bob Bolshe. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you see Taylor Swift is trademarking words from her song or lyrics. Like she now owns, look what you made me do. And the old Taylor can't come to the phone right now. I didn't know that she own those words. So I can't say them or what?

No, but I mean, I guess like, happy birthday? I get charged. I don't know. I was going to ask you. Like, I don't know. Well, what it is? It's merchandise. So like if you want a shirt that says the old Taylor can't come to the foam right now,

well, you better make sure it's one of her shirts. Yeah, she's trademarking it. For example, we bought the trademark to Texas Forever from another company that had it. And so we have this Texas Forever trademark, but there are a lot of other places that are using it too. So we have it. And if we wanted to go crack down, we could. But we're like, man, if people are using it for good, we're going to let them keep using it. But if we find out there or not.

Yeah. If we find out they're not. Better watch out. We're sending the hounds. But yeah, like, I had to go pay money for it. But that means no one else can use it on clothing. But we bought, like, the bag trademarks, the handkerchief trademarks for dogs, the cup trademark. But that's what she did with those words.

Yeah, so don't put the old Taylor King coming from right now on a cup. That's a lot of words on a cup. I don't think of it. All right, what else you got? Okay, Bobby, this made me think of you. These are non-masculine behaviors in men. Why would that make you think of me? Wow, that was rude.

Because you do some of the... But it's true. Go ahead. Because when I read them to you, you're like, oh, I do that. These are non-masculine behaviors that women find attractive in men. You didn't say find attractive until right now. Go ahead. Okay.

Well, one of the things that's on the list is women actually prefer their men to sit down to pee. I don't sit down to pee for other reason they have a medical issue. Men still find them. Wow. That took a turn. women like men who can dance, which you can dance. I haven't dance in a long time. Well, they like men who can bake.

Do you bake? No, I don't. And women are 50% more likely to trust a man who can cry. No. I mean, I'm none of those. First of all, she made fun of me, and then I didn't match any of them. Well, the main one, that's why I led with Sit Down to P. Because you said you do that.

Yeah, because something's wrong with my prostate, and it doesn't all come out, and then it gets in my underwear. So I have to sit down. Thanks. I don't think many girls find that attractive if I tell him that story. Sorry. Baby, let me tell you a story.

You ready to get turned on? Right? Like, all right, what else you got? Well, the average American dad is getting older. Now he's about 30.9 years old. And like 40 years ago, the average dad was 26 or 27 years old. Yeah, but like our grandparents got married at like age 11.

Like back in the day, it was like second grade, marriage. I think way back then the average dad Yeah, it was like 16. So, I mean, but lunchbox, you're not a dad yet. I'm not a dad yet. How old are you? 35. 36.

36? I'm 37. I'm not a dad. Ray, 32, not a dad. Eddie, you're the dad. What are you? 38. 38.

38. And I'm the dad. Yeah, you got like a 10-year-old. Yeah. And what else? If you are a parent, your top concern right now is that your kid is getting bullied. Like that is the number one concern. That's over car accidents for their kids.

That's over school violence, depression, and even drug abuse. Is that yours, Eddie, with your kids? Yeah, they're not. I don't think they're getting bullied now because we've made it very clear to them that as soon as they do, they let us know. So we haven't heard anything. But, yes, that's a concern. Huge concern. Don't you feel like your youngest, though, is probably the bully?

Bullie, yes. That's my worry with him. And then with the older one, I worry that he gets bullied, yes. Does he're a younger one who's five years younger, by the way? Does he ever bully the older one? Every day. Oh, wow. Maybe four or five times a day.

Yeah. Does the bigger one ever just punch him? Not yet. He's going to lose it one day, though. Yeah? Yeah. Right now he's just stop, just stop. He's patient.

Anything else? That's it. All right. Thanks for reminding me in my prostate issue. Oh, boy. Sorry about that. Here's things the woman find hot. And I wasn't in one of them.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Boll. Man, this story is messed up. A 28-year-old North Carolina man is facing a murder charge after stabbing his wife in bed, but claims he doesn't remember carrying out the crime did it in asleep. Oh, my goodness. Called 911 and was like, I think I did it.

That's scary. He's like, I'm calling now to tell you, and I think I did it, and I don't remember it. Crazy, right? Yes. Because you would think if he did it and was just angry, like your first defense isn't, let me just call and say cold medicine. You probably just run.

So you buy it? I don't not buy it, but I don't buy it. I need to hear more about it. I need to hear what kind of medicine it is. Like I need more details. Yeah, it's one of the side effects you might murder yourself in your city and not remember. Bad. Do you buy it?

Oh, no, I don't buy it at all. I don't buy it at all. No, I don't. You won't even listen to what the medication... Mm-mm. No. No. I can remember being on sleeping pills and I haven't taken sleeping pills in over probably a year now.

And they messed me up so bad. I don't remember full days. Really? I remember driving home from work one day and putting the gas pump in my car and driving off. And I got home and I was like, what in the world is doing here? Wow, that's crazy. I don't remember any of it. I don't remember the whole day.

It's not good. So that's how I know it's not good. It's dangerous. I got off of them. But that I've just seen it All I'm saying is I need to know what this medication did

But even if it did it That doesn't mean he's not He didn't mark That's true he still did it If he did it He did it Yeah Man

That's really really scary Yeah so What do we learn Don't take sleeping pills Oh I was gonna say You never know Who you're sleeping next to Oh there's no right

Or wrong answer I just want to know What you guys learned That story though It's completely creepy right This is a Bobby Bones If you missed the show today Go back and listen if you can

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