The Bobby Bones Show - Judge Common Sense + Lunchbox Guesses Weight + Eddie's Kids Sing Along to the Radio

Episode Date: July 4, 2017

Bobby presides as Judge Common Sense, Lunchbox takes a crack at guessing female listeners' weights, we get to hear Eddie's kids sing some hits, and Amy has a major Time Marches On moment at her yoga studio. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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All right, good morning. Welcome to Tuesday's show. Good morning, studio. Morning. This ketchup story, this couple was arrested after they pretended he printed he murdered his fiance, he poured ketchup over, took some pictures. Let's talk about this and see if you think they should really be

put in prison. I'm going to play this audio clip. A graphic scene of a woman dead in a bathtub. After getting the call, Sandusky police sent every available unit to the Meg Street address, expecting a horrific crime scene, but instead they were told it was all a hoax. Police say it was perpetrated by 29-year-old Micah Reisner shown here from an earlier arrest, along with his girlfriend, Natalie Schlett, who are now both charged with inducing panic. Okay, so here's what happened. and act like she had been he chopped her and said they sent it to friends as like a joke

and he sent the message and said I woke up and I don't remember doing this but she's dead Oh my gosh! So who called 911 One of the friends? Well yeah I mean they shouldn't be in trouble Who shouldn't be? The people that posted it

I think that's funny. Wait but also the people that called 911 should be in trouble. No no no one they're not in trouble No one should be in trouble I mean, they got arrested for inducing panic The thing that made me go, okay, it showed a picture of him In his other crime photo So obviously he's not making good decisions in general

Because he's been arrested before, too But he just gets a lot off of community service, right? Yeah, because it's because it's a joke It's a joke, that's it Yeah I felt like it was a little arresty A little too arrestee Like they go and they check it out

I know they had to use men to get there. Sure. But they're not the ones who called into police. Correct. Their friends did. Anyway, I love that. I wanted to talk about that and get that. Lifebox, things are hilarious.

Of course he does. You know those friends freaked out, though. Yes. I'd freak out. And I'm probably going 911. Yeah. Bobby Booms. Come on.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. All right. This kid named Austin King. He's 11 years old. He's known as the young urban gardener. He picked up gardening three years ago when he was eight. because in Indy, his family was hungry, he said,

so he wanted to be able to grow food. So he's like, I'm going to learn how to grow my own food. Since we're having trouble buying food, I'm going to learn how to grow it myself. His gardening has been so successful. He obviously has been feeding his family. He's now feeding the city's homeless and less fortunate with his gardening skills.

What? That is amazing. He's known as the young urban gardener, Austin King. Austin King, I see you, buddy. I see you. That was I see you. Bobby Bones Show. All right, time for good news.

And so we bring it to you in the form of a segment called Tell Me Something Good. This is really cool. They have a foster grandparents program. So a few years into his retirement, Mel, his board, because he was retired and he loved working. And so he got into foster grandparents. It's a national program for people 55 and older who want to serve as role models. And the program is growing like 28, 29, 30 percent every single year. That's awesome.

That is awesome. Yeah, I know, right? I had a heard of that told this story. Amy, you're up. Well, this is pretty cool. I just want to give a shout out to this middle school principal. Elizabeth McWilliams. She has personally visited the homes of half of her 1003 students.

She plans on trying to visit them all. She just wants to get to know their families, where they're coming from, and let these kids know that she genuinely cares about them. Wow. That's a lot of home business, man. Lunchbox you up. There was this guy out to breakfast with his three-month-old son in Ohio, just eating, having dad Sunday.

when someone noticed their interaction, loved what the dad was doing, and paid for his meal. Pretty cool. Picked up the bill. All right, there you go. Tell me something good. Let's go. Bobby Bones Show. Get your bones on.

Bobby Bones show. I was reading this about strange pet peeves. Now, a lot of us have normal pet peeves, but like odd ones. For example, one person was like, man, when people touch their teeth to a fork or a spoon and you hear it, like it really just, makes them feel crazy.

Another one was like, I can't stand inflatable Christmas lawn decorations. And so it's this whole list. Here's another one. Finger marks on windows and door handles. So that's one. What's your weird pet peeve where most people will be like, that doesn't bother me, but this does.

For sure, if you're eating soup and someone takes the spoon and then they put up their mouth and they go, that. It's how you're in your soup. No, no. So you're saying dump it in if you're going to. Just like put it in your mouth.

mouth and like take the spoon and don't make the, you know, like if it's hot and they're like trying to. Does slurping bother you with a cup? Like if I'm drinking and there's an ice and not as much as this soup situation. No. And oh man, dad, I love you. My dad. Oh, this is why. I love you, dad. I love you, dad. But it's like soup and he's like, or if he's, I picture him over the stove, like testing out something he's making and he's like, and I'm like, oh, can't handle that noise? I can't handle it. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. Lunchbox, you're weird pet pee. Is when you go into a business and they have two doors, it's a double door, and they lock one half of the door.

Like, why do they do that? Like, it is so annoying, and I don't know if they do that to make you look stupid because you pull on it and it's not open. Or when you're leaving, you go to one side and you push and it's locked. If you have double doors, leave them both unlocked. I would assume it's because they don't go back together. They don't fold back perfectly. One goes and the other goes. and so to avoid the door

But that's how they lock them at night is they're side by side They lock them But one has to close first And the other closes second And so if people pull the wrong door You're always going to have one Just sitting on the door

That's my assumption But again, I seem to always pull the wrong door too Always Yeah So I get it But I think that's probably why And then sometimes they put a sign on it Please use other door

Well if you have two doors Don't put that sign up there Just unlock it You're so annoying Mine is you can pick one of the many word ones you can go literal or figurative

but I think people you have that one more than just me 110% That's the one that It melts me on the inside You can't possibly go

Anything more than 100% That's full You also hate when people are like I can ride it any better Bobby always has to say Well actually That's the one though So figurative literal

Not so much 100% plus People have that one You can't ride it any better? Yeah, you always can ride it better. Yeah, the Bobby Bone Show. Bobby Bone Show. Story up the day. This story comes to us from Sioux Falls, South Dakota.

One man's house caught on fire. Fire trucks show up. They're putting out the blaze. He's out safely. He's like, man, I got to get back in there. What's he got to go get? His kids. No.

His beer in the fridge. He didn't want to leave the beer in the fridge. Oh, yeah. to leave the beer in the fridge. Duh. Tried to run in. He got arrested. I'm LushBox.

That's your Bonehead story of the day. Come on, Bobby Bones Show. All right, I'm on with Dave Winters, who we've had on before. He's the president of the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which is a national organization that I'm super happy that we help and support with the military community. Dave, how are you? I'm great. Thank you for having me back.

I'm glad you're back because I always like to tell maybe new listeners to the show what exactly the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund is. And I appreciate the opportunity, and I wish all your listeners a great July 4th. We're a national organization supporting the men and women of the United States Armed Forces and their families. Specifically, we're helping troops who are suffering from traumatic brain injury as a result of their service. And we're helping them by building a series of treatment centers and military bases around the country where they can get the treatment for those injuries that they need. So how do you guys make the money that actually funds this?

All the money for building these centers comes from donations from the American public. We don't take government money. We don't take contractor money. We don't take any other money besides donations from the American public. So we need the public support. We need your listener's support because the men and women who have suffered traumatic brain injury need this care, and we're helping to provide it. We have Dave Winters on, president of the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. And you talk about donation, so lead my listeners who, again, we're all such so appreciative of the military.

Like if they're listening right now, what website would they go to to donate? We want to want to please go to www.W. Fallen Heroesfund.com. Fallen Heroesfund.com. And since 2000, the fund has raised close to $2 million for families and military personnel that were lost in Iraq and Afghanistan and several projects with wounded military personnel and veterans. And as Dave talked about a second ago, PTSD. So also we're doing the deal with Napa because the Napa bucket deal is back. And so for $3.99, you can purchase the Napa bucket and get 20% off on three or more items. And not only that, but for every bucket sold, Napa will donate a dollar to the Intrepid Heroes Fund.

So if you're looking at my stuff anyway, you can also help out. And Dave, what is your relation to this? And I know the answer to this, but I always like to ask again. So what is your relation to this? Well, I've been working with the Intrepid Forum Heroes Fund since it began, and I'm not a veteran, but I've always had a great admiration and appreciation for everyone who has served our nation. So as an American, I feel I want to give back, and our efforts provide a way for all Americans to give back to those who serve. You can donate, if you only have a little bit, donate a little bit, because every little bit helps. But the men and women who've worn our nation's uniform deserve our respect and our help, and that's what we're doing.

trying to do. Dave here, trying to change lives. I love it. You can also help by purchasing a $15 Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund T-shirt and receive a free bracelet and Lee Bryce download of the song, Boy, for your support. And Napa Auto Parts has always been fantastic because they're a proud supporter and we try to be really good on the show about it, too, of the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. And Dave, we always appreciate you calling in and talking about this. And can you give us a story, and not to put you on the spot, but can you give me like a specific story? Our listeners always like to hear like a specific story of someone that's been helped by the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund.

Absolutely, and I appreciate the opportunity. Traumatic brain injury is a really difficult injury because you might not necessarily know you have an injury. You might get a blast wave impacting your brain, but it's a physical injury as much as if you were shot in the arm in combat. So you may be deployed, get a traumatic brain injury, and then come back home, not realize you have the injury, but you have the symptoms of this injury, and symptoms can vary, but you might have difficulty concentrating. not be able to remember, you may not be able to sleep. You might become irritable because you can't sleep. And that can certainly affect your life, how you're interacting with your family, how you're working. It might impact your ability to keep a job. I have one friend, his name is Steve. He was a

major in the United States Marine Corps, multiple deployments to Iraq. He came back with a traumatic brain injury, and he didn't know it. And he acted strange. He wouldn't focus. And this is a man who was a leader of Marines, and his personality had changed. And his wife and his friends told him, hey, Steve, something's going on with you, and he would always say, you guys are all screwed up. I'm fine. One day, Steve had himself screaming violently at his wife over a pizza topping. And out of the corner of his eye, he caught his little son, who was four-year-old at

the time, at the time, cowering in the corner covering his ears because Daddy was yelling so violently at Mommy. That moment, Steve realized, hey, I have something wrong, and he was able to go to one of our centers and got treatment, and he was much better. He was able to stay in the Marine Corps, continued leading Marines, and his family is together and happy. So that's a wonderful story of Steve who was able to be helped, but there's so many other men and women who come back from the armed forces, and maybe they don't have that moment where they realize that they have a problem. So our centers are allowing these troops to understand

that they do have an injury and provide the treatment and therapies needed to get beyond their injury. Dave Winners is on President of the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. It's a national organization that supports the military community. And again, they make money because of you that's listening right now. And also Napa Auto Parts is a proud supporter. And I'll mention the bucket deal again because you may be going to Napa anyway. For $3.99, get that bucket. And you put all the stuff in that you can get into the bucket and you get 20% off. But not only that, they'll donate a dollar to the Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund. So give us the website one more time, Dave. The website is fallenheroesfund.org.

Thank you for what you do. Also, anyone out there serving, obviously we appreciate you. And the families of those that serve, we appreciate you. And I hope everybody hears the story. And if this touches you to do so, you donate a few bucks. So Dave, appreciate it. And we'll talk to you soon. Outstanding, Bobby. Thank you so much. All right. Happy July 4th. See you, bud. Whenever I talk to Eddie and we're FaceTiming, I mean, it's like school is in session because it's just kids screaming the whole time. And I'm like, dude, how do you do this? And he's like, do what? What are you talking about? Like, everybody's just yelling around you all the time. Oh, no, no, that's just ambient noise. Yeah, usually when you call, that's like low key for them.

Like, it's just his kids are screaming all the time. It's like they're running around the house and something down fires, whatever. Even when they whisper, they whisper loud. So when they drive, you all sing. Yeah, we have sing-alongs in the car. And that's Eddie to record it. Do you want to hear them, like, just riding and driving? Yeah.

So first, 80s Mercedes comes on. Which is their jam. Oh, really? They love it. Okay. Here's Eddie's kids. singing 80s Mercedes. Here we go.

They don't know they're being recorded, right? They got bashful when I turned it down. I was like, what are you all doing? And then that 21 pilot song comes on. You're flipped over to the pop station. I'm taking my time on my ride. They don't know they're being recorded. He's got a 9-year-old and a 3-year-old.

And a wife? Is she in the car? Oh, yeah. We're all in there. Here we go. I'm taking my time on my time on my... It's just live, huh? That's constant, man.

That's fine. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, Chris. How's it going? What's up, buddy? Not how much, man. How are you doing today?

Doing pretty good. What can we do for you? I just want to tell you how much I like the show, man. I got an hour and a half commute all the way to work. I listen to the show every morning. My day go by better. And I got pulled over yesterday on my way to work for speeding. and the cop comes up to my window and the show was playing.

And he's talking about it. He's like, oh, man, I love this show. I listen to it almost every morning, too. I was like, oh, yeah? Well, I'm Jonah Hill, so you should probably let me off this one. And I swear to God, the cop looked at me, started laughing, told me to have a nice day, and drove away. Wow, Pimp of Joy. Do you're John Hill?

No, he's not Joan Hill. His name's Chris. I don't know why. Yeah. Do you look like Jonah Hill? Yeah. Well, that's cool, man. Thanks for sharing the story.

Thanks for listening to the show. Yeah, man, I just want to tell you guys that's, thanks for making everybody's day better. Hey, I'm glad you got to have a ticket. I don't know what it is, but the last couple of a few weeks, I've had a couple run-ins with the officers of the law, and they've been really nice. And, you know, some officers are nice, some aren't. They've been really nice. Like, I got pulled over, and I pulled over, my tag has expired. And I was like, well, I just don't want cops to think anything's a threat because I see on TV these people pull guns on them if traffic stops, they get shot, they get beat.

And I'm like, I want police officers to know that if you pull me over, I have complete respect for you. So I'm putting my hands up on the steering wheel. I'm putting my keys on the dash and turn my light on just so you can see everything. Right. Full disclosure. For everything. Because again, every time a cop pulls someone over, as much as we get annoyed, they're putting their life on the line every single time. because you never know who's in that car.

And so I do the thing. I pull over and put my hands up. The cop goes, Hey, you're all right. You're all right. Put your hands down. You're good. You're good, buddy.

I'm like, okay. I just trying to show us some respect. And so this morning, I'm driving into work. And part of the road was blocked in. I don't know which way you guys came in. Yes, I had that issue. It was blocked in. And so I pull up.

And you know how you talk to people that are outside the car, but you don't really speak? I'm trying to say, like, which way do I go? and I'm like, you know. If I can you roll down your window? Yeah, why don't you roll down the window? I was still kind of far away. I haven't pulled all the way up there. So I'm looking at him through the window and I'm like,

you know, and so I'm just hoping he reads lips. I mean, it would be the same if I just said it. Right. But I'm like, hey man, which way do I get? And so he's like, come up here, come up here. And so I'm like, can I go through here? And he goes, no, he's what you can do. Just go around.

I'll let you go around the back way here. Just go right behind the truck, turn in, go this way. He said, no one else can do this, but you're here by yourself. And I was like man, thanks man, appreciate that. And then I rolled it when I was like, thank you much. Do you guys do that too, right? Like when somebody like pulls up front of it, like, what you do?

Yeah. Like you can easily just go, hey, thank you very much because it's the same thing. It said we're like, so stupid. I don't realize I do that. I do. No, no, and I feel so dumb. You are right. Like, I do the sarcastic, like, whenever they, I let them over and they don't wave or anything, I wave and I,

you're welcome. You know what I mean? Instead of just say, you're welcome. You know, just say it normal. Wow, I roll my window down and really talk. Like, I rolled my window down. I was like, officer, what up? I wasn't that close to him, though.

I was kind of pulled. I was the red light. I couldn't get up there, and I was like, they want me to do. What do you want to do? I was pointing. I was like, I have to work. I have to drive through there. Hello, you're on the air, Nicole. How are you?

Hi, how are you? I'm good. What's happening? Not much, not much. Hi, Amy. Hi, lunchbox. Hello. I just wanted to call it. It's so funny that I am calling a radio show. I've been like anti-morning talk shows my entire life. But when I first started listening to you, I just moved to D.C. The traffic here is just a beast. And I started listening on September 11th. And the way that you guys hear, I just moved to D. And the way that you guys handled that and the things that you talked about and just a level of respect, it just had an

impact on me and I've been hooked since. I literally, like, I get out of bed at 4.30 every morning and I know that in an hour and a half I can turn you guys on and it just relaxes me. It de-stresses me. You guys are awesome. You know, other than, well, no problem. It's true. Other than what? Sorry, I'm going to cut you off. Other than what? No, other than like the way you guys are in a daily basis, you know, it's so fun to listen to you. Specifically, I think you guys are awesome role models. And Amy, I have to say to you, especially, you know, there's so few females out there that girls can listen to. And you're like, hey, I want to be like her, you know, because I work at a high school and it's just terrible.

But you're awesome to listen to you. I think you just found a really great message to girls out there. Oh, thank you. Amy is actually one of my role models. A lot of us girls look up to her Yeah not for girls guys too Nicole thank you for the call This is a really nice words I really appreciate it

Thanks Bobby Yeah thank you for calling the show too I also know it's weird to call a radio show And so I appreciate it when you guys pick up the phone and call us Yesterday we're talking about a woman who cuddles for a living $80 an hour And she has people lined up The weirdest thing is

She got on our Facebook page and wrote that she would like come on the show and talk to us. She did. She commented on the story. Eddie saw it. I saw it and I was freaking out. I'm like, wow, she posted. She said, thanks to the Bobby Bone show for the shout out today.

It's great exposure for me. And she said, I just hope it was positive. She goes and cuddles with people for. We need to talk to an hour. $80 an hour. We have to, right? Yeah, we have to find her. I have her Facebook.

We'll find her. Yeah, we have to talk to her. I have to know what this is like. $80 an hour. I have to know what the rules are. But here's the thing. about this. Like, again, who's I'm not, if there's a market for it

and you feel comfortable doing it and it's legal, do it. Like, I have no issue with her. But who are these people that are paying $80 an hour to cuddle? I would, like, I wouldn't need my pimp to go with me and watch. Yeah, someone. You need, like, security, yeah. Oh, security. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah.

Security. Someone, you need someone there with you. I would just be worried. But maybe they cuddle in public places. We don't know. Is it in the home? Is it? If I'm paying $80 I'm not cuddling at the park Where you cuddle? Not at the park

On a blanket No No That's like a $10 huddle For $80 people maybe get to decide where they want to cuddle That's what I'm saying There's too much decision

It's a lot of money We have to get her on Yeah And then lunchbox has to cuddle with her for an hour A lunchbox has been married now for a while It doesn't matter I will pay the $80 For lunchbox to cuddle

For you to cuddle with her Okay Do it Would the wife care? No, she doesn't Carame is just like a pillow. Are you guys like, you cool? Are we cool?

No. Do you guys party? No, stop. You cool. Lensbrucks doesn't know what you're doing. There's no problem. People say. Is that the code?

It's code. I don't know. I don't even know what that means, but people would go, hey, do you party? I'm like, I mean, I've had birthdays, yeah. Other than that, not really. I don't know what that means. I think there are different levels. Oh, the levels of code?

Like, hey, do you party? Like, I think there's just different levels to what that means. Do you get down? Right. Yeah. Like, what does that really mean? I think it really means one thing. Do you dance?

I don't think there are different levels of it. No, I think there are because if something, not do you dance. But I think like party. Like if someone goes, if something goes, hey man, do you party? I go, do I do drugs? Right. That would be my. But I would go, no.

Oh, that's what party means? I think so. But then it's like what level of drugs. But hold on. Yes, Eddie. If you go too high in the level, that's not, hey, man, do you party? That's like, me, it's a good party. I don't understand your life.

No, I don't get that. That's not right. Like, you don't say that. The higher level drugs, like, you don't say party. You don't? That's not a party. I think you do. Yeah, that's a party.

Like the expensive drugs. Yeah. Like the drugs that can put you out of business drugs. Like, that's not party. I'm talking about like that. Yeah, that's party. Oh, that's party. I've never even seen that in my life.

That would be like, to me, I feel like that. That one would be like, do you like to party on a yacht? A yacht? What? It just seems expensive. I think she'd watched that Decapprio movie recently. Wolf and Wall Street. I feel like all that stuff is like.

If someone came up to you and said, hey, do you party? I mean, like, what kind of party? Oh, okay. I would. I wouldn't say I like birthdays like you love. I'd be like, I like birthday cakes. Yeah. Yeah?

What's the party for? What are we celebrating? You know? Yeah. Anniversary? It depends. Well, see if you can get the cuddler on. Yes, we're going to find her.

See if she parties. Yeah, when she parties. On a yacht. For 80 bucks an hour, she better party. I don't know. Like, what kind of person goes? I'm going to pay somebody 80 bucks an hour to come cuddle with me. I don't know.

A person that really wants to cuddle. Like, really. Yeah. Like, desperately wants to cuddle. Here, listen to this. This is Candace of Virginia Beach. Hey, Candice. Hello.

Do you party? Occasionally? Yeah, occasionally. There you go. See, but now I'm confused. I know, that's what I'm saying. It's a confusing thing to ask. It's a confusing thing.

Do you go to birthday parties? I do, actually. I'm glad you asked. I like bouncy castles too if I can get in and there are no kids. All right. So you were looking for a job as a cuddler? I did look into this as a profession, yes. And?

It's a legitimate thing. So there's a lot of rules into being a professional cuddler. they set up a camera that's live and it's a very non-sexual experience. No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. I don't even cuddle with my girlfriend and be non-sexual. Like, even that is, go ahead.

But people, massage is very intimate and that is not a sexual experience. Says you. Okay, no, but I have a question for her. If you become a professional cuddler similar to a masseuse, like, do you have to get a certificate? They have to go up to the FDA. If the FDA approved to be a cuddler. I don't know.

No, you don't. But some people don't actually want to cuddle. So even though you're a professional cuddler, some people just want to play, like, games. Okay, they're in the role play. Guys, this is not a safe profession. This is not. Like, how much for you?

It's a legitimate profession. And people have made in the upwards of $140 an hour. So do prostitutes. But they're just playing games here. I'm just saying this because there's, a big money attached to it doesn't mean it's safe. My point is it's not I don't think it's a safe thing. Right, I agree

it could be in. A live camera that keeps somebody from stabbing you. Who's watching the live camera too? Who's watching that? Other people who are paying. It's a whole tangled web of destruction. This is just very, very, very I must talk to the cuddling woman, Eddie. Eddie, you must line her up. We will find her. Lunchbox, go ahead. Are there male

cuddlers? You're asking for yourself? Oh, yeah. Because this lady said, $140 an hour for you? No, I'm saying... He wants to go to work as well. Yeah, $140 an hour to cuddle with a girl. I'll go do that. But you probably... They probably don't want someone that's hairy and sweats.

You never know. Every women like... All women like different things. Everyone online likes... Everybody I talk to wants a hairy sweat cuddler. Are you told me you wouldn't go to some girl's apartment for $140 an hour and cuddle with her? I feel like I would be lured and to be stabbed.

No. It wouldn't be the money to be scared of my life. Yeah. Yeah, like it's a trap. Oh, see, I just think they're looking for some cuddle. It's not love. You cuddle and watch some TV for an hour for 140 bucks? I mean, I'm going to be sitting on my couch.

That's what the dream is. But that's not what happens. Is there a barrier while you cuddle? I don't know. Like you put an ironing board in the middle of you. You hug around the ironing board. I don't know. Something.

I just think, wow, I cannot wait to talk to her. I cannot wait. Well, we don't have a guarantee. We have a tweet that says, is the cuddled lady hot? Eddie, did you look at her profile? I did look at her profile. Yeah, she's okay. She's okay.

Like, she's not supermodel, but she's okay. Yeah. Well, supermodels, they get paid to model. Supermodel, you know. I mean, she's all right. Think she parties? I don't know. I don't know what level she parties.

Oh, no. I forget to even say what I did for the first time ever yesterday. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so boring. Did you party? No, after this conversation? Did you party? No.

It didn't party. Okay, okay. Well, we got to get to that. No, for the first time ever in my life, I touched my toes, like stretching. I'm doing yoga. And it was a big deal to me because my whole life I've never been able to do it. But I've been doing yoga now for like three and a half weeks. And I touch my toes for the first time, straight leg.

That's awesome. My whole life I've never been able to do that. Look at you. And so I did it. How did you reward yourself? I partied. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. We're probably the only people laughing at ourselves. That's some intimate cuddling. What are you showing me? That's how you cuddle. Did you just type as intimate? That's her. That's her. Wait, what?

That's real. You're right. She's pretty. Yeah. That's really creepy, though. No, no, no. If that's some random person and she's forehead to forehead with him and like, wait, go.

What? That's crazy. Okay, why is she blurring him out in the picture? Because he didn't want to be seen. Exactly. Oh, because he's married. Oh. Look, they took a nap?

That's creepy. Wait. That's creepy. We're going to get her on air. Some people are told like a baby. Yeah, and I want to wear a diaper and I want you to hold me. No. If you're looking for a new TV show, which, hey, aren't we all, you got to check out TLC's show out daughter.

It's a hit show. It's Amy here and let me tell you. Adam and Danielle Busby, they have six daughters. The oldest is six and she's the ringleader of. of her Quinn Tuplet sisters. That's right. There's five of them and they're turning two.

They're walking, talking, potty training. Welcome to Terrible Tuesdays on a new season of Outdaughter, premiering July 11th at 9 8th Central on TLC. Get your bones on. All right, never gonna get it. Write your answer down here. Almost 70% of women

so they crave this the most while they were pregnant. Oh. So you're looking at 70% of women so they crave this the most while pregnant. Amy. Ice.

Good one. Lunch box. Peanut butter. Eddie. Pickles for the win. Oh, why'd you do that? Our phone number is 87777 Bobby. 70% of women said the most.

The thing they crave the most is this. 7 out of 10 is a lot. And 70% of women said they craved this the most when they We're pregnant. Trevor in Georgia. Hey, bud. Hey, how are you? Appreciate you calling.

You want to take a shot at this? Yeah, my fiance is pregnant right now. What she's wanted more than anything? It's French fries. Wait, what did you say? Your fiance is what? Pregnant. Oh, his phone signal cut out.

What did you think he said? Not pregnant. That's not the right answer. But, Eddie, did you hear what I? It was questionable. Okay. No, I want to know because I heard. It is not.

No, I don't know. It is not French fries. Thank you very much. Have a nice day, Trevor. Hey, let's go over to Raleigh. Chad and Raleigh. Hey, Chad. Hey, what's up, buddy?

Hey, man, what's going on? Okay, you heard the question, like seven out of ten. And they talked to like 10,000 women. And they said they crave this the most. Pizza. Pizza. Oh. Show me pizza.

Oh, I'm sorry, Chad. Thanks, buddy. All right. All right. Hey. Oh, man. Hey, are you going to work right now? Yeah, I'm on my way.

right now. What do you do for a living? I work for a bank. I'm an IT, so I'm more excuse me, more business side of IT. Sound like a businessman. You don't sound like a businessman. You sound like a business man. Yeah. All right. Hey, Chad. Thanks, buddy.

Around the room, Amy, take another shot of this. 70% of women. Peanut butter. Peanut butter. Show it, Timmy. What? That's exactly what I guessed the first time. Hey, you never know. It said it changed.

Lunchbox. Shoot. Easy, guys. They can't have it, so they crave it. Alcohol. Ooh, good guess. Logic. Yes, they can know.

They can have a little bit of wine, right? Show me my buddy, Al. Alcohol. Oh. Eddie, over to you. Go ahead, buddy. A nice, spicy jalapeno. Yeah.

Halapino. Show me alapeno. Halapinos is what put my mom into labor with me. There you go. Donna. Yes. Oh, don't. Did people sing that to you all the time?

Yes. Donna, Van Bier in Arkansas. Donna, what would you like to guess here? Salsa. Or that he would say salsa. Salsa. Show me salsa. Almost 70% of women said they crave this to most while pregnant.

Amy. Soda. Lunchbox. It's easy. Okay, hold on a second. Can I stop you for a second? Every time you miss it, you come back and go, it's easy. Well, now that I thought about it.

Oh, okay, okay, got it. Earlier I was thinking outside, you know, this is easy. Yeah, yeah. Quiet. Oh, see, now he's thinking of something outside of the food. Yes. Oh, I got it. It's food.

Okay, good. That's what I have. Ready? All right, I made a lot of runs for these things. Yeah. Ice cream. No. I'll give you a hint.

Yeah, we need a hint. It's something Mexican. I hope it is. I hope I'd meet by saying that. Really? Now we know it's not like Chalupa. I think I'm pretty sure it's Mexican. It better be.

Me too. It better be when I say that. I'm pretty sure it's Mexican. Amy on a nice shot. I don't know that that's a good. Okay, I got it then. Eddie? A margarita.

No, no. Lunchbox. Go ahead. Pahita. No, okay. Robbie wouldn't be confused by that. No, no, I shouldn't be confused. You're going to think I'm stupid.

I know it. I know it. Okay, guacamole. No. You're getting closer. Hey, so. You guys are getting so. Hold on.

You're getting so warm. Please. No. Quezell Fandito. No. Everybody take a breath? Yeah, yeah. 70% of women say when they're pregnant, they crave this.

I got it. Eddie, go ahead. And I don't think it's Mexican. Go ahead. Nachos. That's not Mexican? I don't know. Yes, that's Mexican.

It's nachos. And I don't know if it's Mexican or not. That's a great point. I don't know. Let me see. Like, natural. I have an uncle named Nacho. Right.

Yeah, yeah. But I don't know about nachos. That's all I was confused. I mean, a lot of people have Googled this, y'all. It's not... Where do nachos come from? The inventor of nachos was... Agnacio Agnacio.

Okay, live in San Francisco. And they were... He's from Canada. Nachos were invented in Mexico and created for an American palate. Thank goodness. Oh, woo! I don't need a protest to keep anything right now, you know what I'm saying?

Yep, Wikipedia confirmed. nachos, a snack food dish from northern Mexico. And just for the record, that's my victory song. That's not just the Mexican song. Listen, I'm not looking for any protests. Okay? That's Eddie's victory song because he's a Mexican. It's your uncle's band.

Oh, my goodness. I didn't know if nachos is Mexican or not. That's a good question. That's valid. I mean, but nachos. Okay. Your answer is nachos. Thank you for playing.

Eddie, congratulations. Thank you. You're welcome, buddy. All right. Welcome to the circus, everyone. Now, if you are new to the Bobby Bones show, I would like to introduce you to one of the craziest talents that I've seen that you will hear.

Give it out for our front lunchbox, everyone. Now, I will patch him through to someone on the phone, and he will talk to them for 30 seconds. And by the talking, he will be able to, within five pounds, to guess their weight. Just like at the circus, this is an amazing thing. Lucy in Auburn. How are you, Lucy? I'm great. How are you?

I'm really good. Thank you for calling. First of all, have we ever met before? No. We've never met. Just making sure that's there. Lunchbox, you'll have 30 seconds to talk to Lucy and guess her way. Go ahead. Lucy, how old are you? 34. How many kids do you have? Two.

What color are your eyes? Hazel. How old are your kids? Nine and ten. What did you have for breakfast? Coffee. Oh, that's it. I like it. Easy.

You're done. That's only 22 seconds, though. Hey, we don't need the full 30. I don't want to waste your time at the circus. They don't have time to clown around. You know what I'm saying? Oh, my goodness. Lucy, she got hazel eyes.

Within five pounds, lunch, bikes. And she's got coffee for breakfast. I mean, she's chasing kids around and she doesn't eat very much. That's easy. She's 95 pounds. He says 95 pounds. Wait. Wait.

Lucy, what do you weigh? 98. Oh! You ever had anybody in the 90s? Lucy, thank you. Wow. Okay. Let's go to Amber. Amber, where are you from, Amber?

Rogers, Arkansas. Shout out Northwest Arkansas. Thank you for listening. I really appreciate that. I'm going to go over to lunchbox now. He gets 30 seconds. Don't fall for the, How much do you weigh, okay? I'm just going to, he does that, but just don't fall for that one, okay? What's her name? Amber. And she's from Northwest Arkansas. Go ahead. Amber, what's your favorite college football team? Longhorn.

Okay. What's the last concert you went to? Oh gosh. I don't even remember the last one's your favorite dessert. A cheesecake? How tall are you? 5-9. How long have you had a gym membership? All right, time.

I'm sorry, don't answer that question. Don't answer that question. Oh, lunch hurts. Like that one, that one got him. Yeah, I needed to know the height and, you know, but that's okay. I got 5-9. I needed to know her gym membership, but... Within 5 pounds lunch box, can you guess her weight?

Yeah, but 5.9. Did you hear her voice a little bit deeper? So she probably weighs 161. 161. Amber, what do you weigh? 165. Oh! Lunchbox acts like he has a golf club and he hits a drive.

No one's... It's a home run. Oh, okay. Your hands were very low. Look like a golf club. It was an upper cut. Oh, okay. It's like home run derby.

Okay, okay. Oh, my goodness. Okay. That was fun. You want one more? No. Do you want on top or you want one more? I mean, whatever you want to do, boss, man?

We can do. one more. All right. All right, let's go. Which line would you like? One through nine. Oh, give me line 3, 3, 3, 3. All right, line 3, 3, 3, 3 it is. Mary Beth. How are you, Mary Beth? I'm good. How are you? I'm very good. Lunchbox

has not missed yet today. He's going to talk to you for 30 seconds. Don't give away anything too revealing and begin lunchbox. Mary Beth, how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies have you had this season? Zero. What's your favorite kind of Girl Scout cookie? Tag along. Okay. How many hours of sleep do you get per night?

About six or seven. Okay. Have you read bare bones yet? I stop. What? No, I have not. Okay. And you are, how many kids did you say? Like that matters. How many kids? How many kids? How many kids? I don't have any kids.

Okay. Sorry, I got thrown off by her. You're questioning. Go ahead. Guys. You have to get it within five pounds. That's rocks. The hairiest, scariest guy in show business says she weighs. That's your new name, the hairy and scariest guy at show business? Did you just coin yourself? I tell you, the Harry is scariest?

Yeah. I love it, I love it. The hairy and scariest guy at show business. Dang. He says Mary Beth. Wait, are you talking about yourself, he says? Yeah. Okay, I say Mary Beth with two names,

hadn't eaten any girls scout cookies? 253. 253. Mary Beth, what do you weigh? Ladies and gentlemen, that's the scariest guy in show business. This lunch boy. Oh, my goodness.

All right. I'm going to help you with your problems. Judge Common Sense, that's me. Sherry in North Carolina. Good morning. I hope you having a good day. How are you, Sherry? Yes, I am.

Yeah. What can I help you with? Well, my husband and I are expecting our first child and we're talking about names and such. And I am a very, you know, kind of outgoing, hippie kind of person, I want him to have a unique name. My husband is very, you know, traditional. He wants a standard name, you know, Bobby, Tommy, something like that.

Wow, I have a standard name. All right, all right. Go ahead. You know, I want something unique and different. I want, you know, my kid to be, you know, one of a thousand Johns in his class or whatever. Okay. And so the fight is what to name. Do you guys both have a name that you like already, like each fighting for one name?

I mean, he kind of wants something like from the family. um you know maybe named after him or one of his uncles or something okay and you what what name do you want i really like the name atreu from uh the never ending story oh man okay so here's what you have to think about from your side of it is that if you give someone a really nutty name like that they're gonna make fun of a lot yeah like atreu but hey you know they all can you not put middle name him a treu because I just think if my name was a treu that would be tough

it'd be tough to be a seventh grader name to Treyu or like anything unique that was just the one that I latched on to because I like that movie but can you compromise oh you're the judge of confidence well the compromise would be

that if it were me I would name him what your husband a family name first but the role would be not after yourself so you can do that you can't have your own name but if a family name means a lot to you, I understand that. But I get to middle name him. And then you can just call him at Rayu.

You know, there's always... In your own time. Yeah, when you're alone. I just think you've got to avoid the crazy name unless you're like Gwyneth Paltrow and you can afford... Like, you've got to be some kind of like crazy... It's tough. Those weird names are tough. So I would say go with them more standard, but only if you can have that as the middle name

and make sure you both kind of get what you want. Yeah. But should we? Does everybody agree shy away from the nuttiness? Yeah, for the most part. I like the nuttiness. You're adding it in with the middle name, so then the child even in a way when your child grows up has a choice of what they want to be called. Yeah, a lot of people do go by their middle name.

Or you just draw it out of a hat. Boom! You both put yours in there and you draw it out of the hat. Or you just do Bobby. Yes. That makes sense. Because if you're going to fight about it, there isn't a right answer. Right.

You just flip a coin and draw it out of a hat. I think that's my ruling. That makes sense Thank you That's a tough one Because I don't think I'll name my kid Anything nutty You have to remember it's his name

Like don't be selfish on this one It's weird But he doesn't have any Yeah he doesn't even exist But he's gonna live with it Exactly That's why you don't name him after the never-ending story Or you don't name him C3PO

Okay but what if the baby mama What's the name that something weird Yours The baby mama I don't know I don't ask What? I don't know.

You just said you weren't going to name your child something weird. Why not say what if the wife? Or the mom. Or the mom, period. Because I don't know how you're going to. I don't know your plans to have children in the future. But obviously you assigned something to them. Okay.

Let's go over and talk to, hello. You're on the air. How are you? I'm good. How are you? Good. What's your name? Angie.

I can't even believe I'm talking to y'all. listen to you like every day. Thanks. You answer the phone is like, what? Well, I appreciate that. Where are you right now? We are in North Carolina. Well, thank you for calling. What can I help you with? We had a tough one with that at Treu. Yeah. Okay, so I dropped the call the first time and I'm driving through Poduntonville, so I hope I don't drop it again. So here's the situation. We have a house

up for sale that we're living in, and our jobs are relocating us to another area in North Carolina. And we've had the house on the market with a realtor since September the 19th. And this particular realtor has not shown the house once. Oh, time to get a new realtor. New realtor. Time's up. Yeah, time to move on. Case dismissed. New realtor. That's it. I've been through this. That's it. New realtor. Time to move on. That makes sense. That's the easy one. Cut and dry. Move on.

You know, we're just trying not to hurt her feelings. It doesn't matter. She can not hurt your feelings and go and show the house. The judge is ruled. Exit up the courtroom, please. That's when you make your husband do it. Do what? And you know what?

Dump the realtor. I just want to make sure. Yes, you're doing the right thing. Yes, you're paying them. So when you're put, they have to serve you. You're right on. I got many in my back pocket. I got a lot of realtors that can recommend.

All right, thank you. Thank you. All right. You're welcome. Let's do one more. Hey, Tracy in Oklahoma City. How are you? I'm good.

How are you? I'm really good. Help me out here. What do you need? Okay. So I have a nine-year-old son. And my ex-husband and I are currently arguing over how often he should shower. At our house, he showers every other day or more often as needed if he's outside playing or sweating a lot playing soccer or something like that. His dad is adamant that he needs to shower every single day. Okay, you're asking me this? Like, I am a germaphobe. I mean, every day.

I mean, I'm showering twice a day. But listen, I think your kids and Eddie can speak to this because he has kids, but they learn the habits that you teach them. Correct for the rest of their life. Yes. This is how they will live.

So it's every day. And then if they're not doing it ever. Because, again, before you know, he's going to be 14 and showering every other day. And that's all the same as a nine-year-old. So it's every day, Tracy. Even at nine? Even at nine?

because nine turns into 11, turns into 15, and the habits you teach a kid or the habits they grow up with. Case dismissed. Read me the article, please. It says, these days, women prefer soft-bodied men because they make better husbands and fathers. Macho men tend to be too full of themselves. Why can a soft-bodied man be macho? I just don't think one has to do with the other. And I don't think, just generally speaking, women prefer a soft man over a soft man over.

a man who's got muscles. The headline says women prefer chubby men. I just don't think that's true. I just don't think women prefer chubby men just for the purpose of being chubby. Eddie. Yeah, my wife, she tells me all the time, like when I lose the times I lose weight, she's just like, I like you better

when you're soft. Is it because she doesn't feel you're a threat or being like hot to other women? She just says she finds me more attractive when I'm soft, not like showing any kind of muscle. I don't think that women are as in to type. bodies as men are.

So weird. But it's still muscular. Okay. How come we don't have more leading men that aren't Ryan Reynolds and aren't Ryan Gosling and aren't Ryan Philippi and Ryan All these Ryans are all ripped?

Yeah, how come we don't have that? Because women like them. Well, okay. I would say it's probably easier for a chubby or actor to have a successful career. Joe male than a woman. Jonah Hill is not on the cover of any hot man. Just said successful career as an actor?

We're not talking about that. I'm just saying women prefer men that are in shape. Okay. Hello, you're on the air, Amanda. Okay, well, my husband is perfect. First off, I think. I'm glad you feel that way. Yes.

So I don't necessarily prefer chubby men. That's not really how it goes. I feel like if he's taking care of himself, he's in the gym every day, we're in the gym, and he doesn't have to be this bodybuilder, like this geroided out bodybuilder. He has to be just taking care of himself, feeling healthy and feeling good about himself. I'm okay with that, and I would agree that that's a good thing. But the premise that women just like chubby her men. Well, they make better husbands and fathers.

That's not true. That's what he says. And Eddie's saying that his wife likes him, you know, when he's softer. I think she's just saying that because she knows he's going to eventually go back to being softer. Okay. Whatever it is, she just likes that about me. She's trying to make you feel good, and there's no way. No woman in here has ever said, man, Jonah Hill, that's a hottie like Bobby said.

You all say, oh, Brad, Pitt. Yes. Yeah, I mean, really. Let's call a spade of spade. You like hot guys. First of all, I don't say Brad Pitt. But you do like hot guys. And us three may not live up to what you guys would consider a hot guy, and we're okay with that.

But. Well, I think my husband's hot. We didn't, I didn't say, your husband's not one of us three. She definitely didn't come back. No, I think you guys are. Appreciate that, Amy. Y'all are awesome. Yeah, thank you.

We're awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. A little dramatic here. Let's go. A little dramatic here. They had a big wedding, right? The maid of honor drank an entire bottle of fireball. Oh, my goodness.

And then nearly hit the best man with the car, the whole place. The whole wedding was like, what? According to a guest, while the bride and the groom were cutting the cake and having their first dance, she had the bottle upside down. She went up to the best man Grab the keys out of his pocket jumped in his car He ran out after

She almost ran him over Oh my And the wedding's basically over Because there's now Jerry Jerry Jerry At the wedding That's terrible So that wedding is known as the fireball wedding

For sure So it's like hey this happened at your wedding Hey Michelle and Beaumont Thank you for calling Hey how are you doing Really good What happened once your wedding Oh it was my poor sister's wedding

And she can't hear this Otherwise I would never tell this story but her ex-husband ruined their wedding reception. The groomsmen were busy going to another reception at the hotel that had an open bar and getting beer from there, so they got busted by security. The groom got upset, grabbed a beer bottle to throw it at the bartender. When he reached back, he grabbed my sister's veil in the process. Through the beer bottle with the bartender, ripped the veil off my sister did.

Oh, no. Security got called. He got escorted. It was fabulous. Oh, no. That's why I want to drink. Nothing like that ever happened. I don't have any interesting stories because I never drink.

No, you don't want that. Michael and Austin. Hey, how you doing? What's up, buddy? Tell me your story. 15 years old and my dad was getting remarried to my stepmom. And so I guess I got a little too drunk off the champagne and I sat in their wedding cake. What?

What? What? So straight up. Yeah. Yeah. And they just kept giving them for me. You know, I didn't know I was getting drunk, you know. And so, yeah, I had cake all over me.

It was a big mess. Have a seat, my friend. Oh, my goodness. That's awesome. Hey, Amy and St. Louis. Hey, how are you? I'm good. Thank you for calling.

What's going on? Okay, so 13 years ago, actually Tuesday, was that the 10th? Yeah. I got married, so it was super cold outside. And it was towards the end of the reception, and I was walking outside to cool off. and my cousin comes running in the front door screaming, he's bleeding, call 911. So I took off in my wedding dress.

The police ambulance fire truck, they all show up. Well, apparently, my cousin had brought this guy that was living with him. They went outside and got in an argument because this kid wasn't 21, so he couldn't go to the bars. And he pushed him off of this ledge, and the kid landed on his face. His teeth went through his bottom line. Oh, my goodness. Oh, my gosh.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, my goodness. That stuff hurts. Oh. So what do we learn from this? Like, really? The best weddings have an open bar. So Amy had her purse stolen yesterday.

At yoga, yeah. So you go and it's gone? Out of the locker room, yes. Where I put it, they have these little... Thieves. Can't stand a thief. And I'm like, okay, well, my purse is gone. So I go to the desk and I just let them know, like, hey, my purse is gone.

If it happens to come up, you know, I don't know what to tell you all, but my purse is missing. So you were kind of on them a little bit for not having better security locks. I guess. Yeah, locking the door. Normally it's locked during class, whatnot. So I'm a little frustrated. I'm thinking, what am I going to do? I'm going to have to do the whole credit card thing.

I got to call my husband. I mean, I'm thinking all this stuff. I'm driving home. I get home. I walk in the door. What's on my kitchen counter? My purse! I didn't even take it to yoga.

Yeah. So, I mean, I went from, like, feeling so low to feeling so awesome. But then it was almost like a time marches-on moment as well because I was like, dang. My favorite Amy's story is she goes in, I think it's to get her hair done. And it takes a couple hours when you go in for the big hairdo. Yeah. Like you go on a few times. The color, the blah, blah, yeah. And so she goes in and she comes back out and your truck was running.

Oh, my car was running. Okay, yes. I was at my hair appointment for three hours. This is when I had my car Was it, was it a car? It was when I had a car And it had the push button You take the key with you

And I thought, well, I mean, I had the key with me So I thought the car turns off, right? I mean, I don't even know why I didn't push the button To turn it off or whatever I just left And I did, I got my hair highlighted Cut, blown out I'm there for three hours

I go back out to the parking garage And my car is still running It ran the entire time Three hours That was one day we were leaving town together and I was like well I'm surprised I had gas to get to the airport because my car was running the entire time. Another one

was we come back and there are like 50 of these Amy's forgetful and over we're talking over a span of years we come back yes but they're so big we come back and Amy can't find her keys anywhere and we started looking and the cars in the garage and the keys are just right beside her car. They fell out of my lap onto the ground and so anybody could have come by and she went on a whole

trip stole my car we came all the way back she's like I don't know where my keys are Got to her car, no they are laying on the ground, right beside her car. Yeah. No one ever does anything. They don't steal your stuff. No? No, I always get lucky.

Get this, I'm pulling into the garage. We have a garage here at work. Yeah. And so you have to beep in, and you can't really see what's behind the garage. And so I beep in, and the garage lifts up, and there's a car about to come out and I'm about to go in. Yeah. So someone's going to have to back up and give the other one room. And so he goes, he puts his hand up, he goes, I'll back up.

So I'm like, cool, thank you. And he turns to back up on here. Hong, hon, hon, hon, hon, hon, hon. and he backs right into a car that was right behind them. No. I don't know if it was. They were at work, though. And all I heard was, crunch.

Well, and the worst part is because where you beat to get in is on a hill. Yes. So if you start to back up. But we both stopped, and he goes, hey, I'll just back up and let you come on in. And so he just threw it in reverse. And as soon as those yellow lights came on, that guy behind him just started nailing on the horn. And it's probably somebody we know. I don't know.

I didn't even look. I just drove and parked and just lowered my... I was so embarrassed. for them. I felt so bad. Y'all know what's going to get me. It's going to, this is not good. I've been driving my husband's truck, and it has that little sensor thing in the video that goes, beep, beep, beep, and it lets you know.

He has a huge, like, he has a man truck. But I mean, when you're backing up, luckily it has it because I need it on a truck. But it has the beep, beep, beep, and it lets you know with the warnings. And you're about to hit something. Well, my car does not have that. So the problem is I get used to driving my husband's truck. And then I get in mine and I'm backing up and I'm like, la, la, la, la. And I'm thinking, well, I'll get the warning.

I'll get the warning. the beep, beep, no. Have you hit anything in your mind? Not yet, but it's going to get me. I know it will. Once, I was in a Mexican restaurant, and this big white truck is in front of me. Like, monster exhaust coming out of the top. You know, wheels jacked up, whole thing.

And so he throws the reverse lights on it. I'm in the parking lot. And I'm in a rental car. No, no, I'm in a loaner car from a car dealership because my car has to have some work done. And they were like, just take this car. And they gave me a really nice car. to drive around. And so, you know, when you have somebody else's car,

you really want to be safe with it. You don't do anything crazy. So I'm sitting there in the parking lot, and got those reverse lights on, a huge truck, and I'm like, oh, he's coming right at me. He's not stopping. He doesn't see me. So I start to honk like crazy,

and he just nails me, right? Boom! Nails my car. And there are people everywhere, just sitting and watching, and he gets out, and he's like, out of kick your A for running into the back of my truck. And I'm like, what?

What? Then his dad gets out. It's like, we ought to kick you. And I'm like, what world is this right now? I'm just sitting here and they backed into me. And these two guys wanted to fight. Luckily, there were people all over. Witnesses came up and were like, no, everyone saw you back right into him.

Thing is, I couldn't back up because I had a car behind me. So I was just trapped. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, boom. Just crushed me. Not even your own car. And then they got out and wanted to fight me because they hit me. I was like, come on. I was just thankful there were people everywhere that saw that.

Oh, I don't know. Anyway, moral of the story is, Amy got her purse bag. This is a Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones. Brothers and sisters. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. All right, the hashtag is, best money I ever spent.

So you bought something. It was worth it. Best money ever spent, Amy. I mean, this is going to sound so lame, and I think I've said it before, but it's my blender, a Vitamix. You know what? I have a Ninja. Sure. And it's really good, and I have to, like, pull stuff out of it all the time, so I get it. Equally is awesome, but I have a Vitamix.

And when I first saw the price tag on that thing, I was like, no way will I ever own a blender that costs that much. And then when I got into the glowing green smoothies and all the healthy stuff that I do and soups and stuff, I was like, this is the best thing I've ever owned. and I've had it for five years, and it's amazing. Best money I've ever spent. Lunchbox, best money ever spent. This is so easy, guys. I saved up for years for this, something I always wanted since a kid, found it on Craigslist, went and bought it, and it's my jet ski.

When I am out there. Listen, let me talk about it when I'm out there crushing the ways going, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, Zoom, best money I ever spent. And look, I don't have it with me here in Tennessee. I haven't been able to use it in a couple of years. Yeah, I forgot about your jetty. I haven't been able to use it in a couple years, but when I get to use it, that is the most fun you can have is when you are out there cruising the water on your jet ski.

Why don't you bring it here? Yeah. I don't have it here. I don't have a garage. Guys, this jet ski was a big deal for him because he had a car and he would pull it behind his car. Oh yeah, I had an 05 Ultima and I would pull it behind the ultima to the lake and I'd put it in and let me tell you, people would be like, that is awesome. So I loved how much you loved it because that was your prize for this. I mean, it's the most amazing thing ever, and every time I see it, I'm like, that is so cool.

You have a shed, though. You can put it in your shed. I don't think you, no, Jesse is big. Like, it's not going to fit in a little shed. Best money ever spent, Eddie? Mine wasn't a lot of money, but man, was it worth it? It was $20 to buy a popcorn bucket at the movie theater that we go see all of our movies, and it costs $3 to fill up all year.

And my boys, they eat some popcorn. And they go to the movies a lot. Yes, dude, we average about three or four buckets of movies, so, yeah. Mine would be a fogless shower mirror, and I talk about this a lot. Yeah. Listen, you can get one for like nine bucks, splurred, and you get the $22 one, because you can shave your face in the shower, and your face is hot and moist. I know your girls hate that word. I hate that word.

Sorry. But it's really a great thing. It's a great gift for men, too, because you can shave in the shower. So get a good fogless mirror. Yeah, go ahead and get the $22 one. Yes. It's worth it because I bought two of the cheaper ones, and they always, the unsighted. and break in the middle of the night.

Do you think someone's breaking in your house? Boom! And you're like, oh my God, my God, my God. And you go look and it's your fogless mirror. It fell. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. I was reading this about strange pet peeves.

Now, a lot of us have normal pet peeves, but like odd ones. For example, one person was like, man, when people touch their teeth to a fork or a spoon and you hear it, like, it really just makes them feel crazy. Another one was like, I can't stand inflatable Christmas lawn decorations. And so it's this whole list. Here's another one. Finger marks on windows and door handles. So that's one.

What's your weird pet peeve where most people will be like, that doesn't bother me, but this does. For sure, if you're eating soup and someone takes the spoon and then they put up their mouth and they go, that. It's not. No, no. So you're saying dump it in if you're going to.

Just like put it in your mouth and like take the spoon and don't make the, you know, like if it's hot and they're like trying to, Does slurping bother you with a cup? Like if I'm drinking and there's an ice and I'm... Not as much as this soup situation. No. And, oh, man, dad, I love you. My dad doesn't...

Oh, this is why. I love you, dad. I love you, dad. But it's like soup and he's like, or if he's... I picture him over the stove, like testing out something he's making and he's like... And I'm like, oh, can I handle that noise? I can't. I can't.

Lunchbox, you're weird, pet peeve. Is when you go into a business and they have two doors, it's a double door and they lock one half of the door. Like, why do they do that? Like, it is so annoying, and I don't know if they do that to make you look stupid because you pull on it and it's not open or when you're leaving, you go to one side

and you push and it's locked. If you have double doors, leave them both unlocked. I would assume it's because they don't go back together. They don't fold back perfectly. One goes and the other goes. And so to avoid the door... But that's how they lock them at night is they're side by side.

They lock them, but one has to close first and the the closes second. And so if people pull the wrong door, you're always going to have one just sitting on the aisle. That's my assumption. But, again, I seem to always pull the wrong door too. Always. Yeah. So I get it.

But I think that's probably why. And then sometimes they put a sign on it. Please use other door. Well, if you have two doors, don't put that sign up there. Just unlock it. You're so annoying. Mine is, you can pick one of the many word ones. It's, you can go literal or figurative.

But I think people, you have that one more than just me. 110%. That's the one that it just melts me on the inside. You can't possibly go anything more than 100%. That's full. You also hate when people are like, you can ride it any better. Bobby always has to say, well, actually, I could. That's the one, though.

So, figurative literal, not so much. 100% plus people have that one. You can't ride it any better? Yeah, you always can ride it better. Hey, thank you guys for hanging out. Really appreciate you guys being part of the show today. For listening, for calling, for tweeting, for tweeting. Mr. Bobby Bones on Twitter and Instagram.

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