The Bobby Bones Show - Judge Common Sense: Should Eddie Keep His Word? + Time Marches On + Bobby’s Money Saving Hack

Episode Date: September 20, 2017

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Good morning. Studio. Morning. So I think tonight, the very last episode of The Center, comes on USA Networks. If you haven't started watching the show, I would recommend it. It takes about two and a half episodes to really be into it. But so far, it's only supposed to be a one series. season deal and it's over. Oh, wow. That's what I heard. And so Jessica Bill is in it. You have to

figure it out. But it's really good. You started watching it? Episode one. How do you feel after one episode? I need to see episode two to really. You'll like it. Yeah, I feel like I could definitely get into it. Yeah, you'll like it. I definitely was like, where's this going? Whoa. Yeah. So it's called The Center with Jessica Bill. What's everybody, like that's the last show that I've watched? What's the last show you watch, Amy? Besides that one, Girl Box. which is a show on Netflix about the founder of Nastygal. The website. The website.

The major credit card. That kind of I had to tell my bank like, hey, no, it's legit. It's a clothing. It's an online clothing store. And I figured out how she got the name Nastygal by watching the show. It's a song. She was jamming out to it trying to think of a thing for her vintage sales on eBay because that's how she started selling clothes on eBay.

And then Nastygal. I'm going to start my new company, Mambo, number five. because you were... I was listening to Lubega. Hey, have you seen Lubega in a TV commercial? Yeah, I'm like, he's the Mamba number five guy. That's his title in the commercial. It's really the worst.

And I got my nasty gal shipment in and I went to the UPS store to pick it up and it's on a nasty gal package. I don't think they care. It's like a doctor. After they see a few holes. Yeah, but I'm like, it's close. It's close.

But who cares if it's not? Yeah, but it is. Live your life, Amy. I know. I know I'm just saying it is. Live your life. You know? Like, are you worried the male person is judging you?

or what? No, my bank was. Oh. Lunchbox, what show you're watching right now? Veep and I'm finishing up Handsmaid Tail. Do you like it? It's, handsmade tail is very dark in it, but it's good. Yeah.

Lots of things are Narcos is dark, but it's good. It's real good. But how, violent and dark is not the same thing. I wouldn't say Narcos is dark. Not dark. I would say violent and real. Yes. This could be real.

Handmaid's hell could be real. Oh, I don't know. It just hasn't happened yet. Uh-huh. It could be real. Okay, but it's... It's dark. How do you watch it? You don't have Hulu?

No, someone has Hulu. I don't know. I guess... I borrow someone's account. Yeah? Because my wife is the one that got it, and she goes, I just borrow someone, so that's how I started watching it. Eddie, are you watching anything?

I'm trying to finish up Narcos. I have two more episodes left. Of season three? Last season, yes. How do you feel about this season? I love it. Yeah, I haven't started it yet. The Cali Cartel.

So good. There's a Bobby cast up with the real-life agents. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. An elderly woman accidentally activated her life alert system. And shortly after the crew of firefighters showed up, because you know what's like, help, I'll fall on, they can't get up. Right, right.

So they come and they're checking on her. She was embarrassed because she didn't mean to set it off. And she said she lived alone, and she was waiting for her son to make her dinner, but her son hadn't showed up yet. So the firefighters were like, oh, wait, got you. They stayed and cooked her dinner. Oh, that's precious. And they waited on our late son.

This son feels like I told her guru now. He's the news for not showing up in time. But the firefighters stayed and cooked dinner for her. I thought that was really cool. So there you go. They're from Petaluma. It didn't say what state that is. Oh, shout out.

Petaluma. I don't think there are a lot of Petaluma's out there. So shout out to the Petaluma Firefighters. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Mexico. Hundreds of people were killed after that 7.1 magnitude earthquake that rocked Mexico City.

There were explosions. and over 50 buildings collapse. In other news and weather news, Hurricane Maria is headed towards Puerto Rico. It's a Category 5. Officials say it's most likely not going to hit the United States. And finally, two days until IHart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada, it gets underway on Friday.

Watching the news this morning, there's a hurricane in Puerto Rico and category 4. There's an earthquake in Mexico City. There's like a 7.1. North Korea is probably going to go away soon Like it is just one thing after the other Yeah All the stories about the baby panda being born are gone

Remember those days? Be like, that's new pandas, too. Surely a giraffe is being born, can I just watch it on YouTube? Many fans who went to a food fighter show in London They were all upset because they didn't have ID to match their tickets Now why this is a big deal is because a lot of people buy tickets on secondary sites. And I'm not even feeling bad for the people selling the tickets because there's a lot of scalpers.

They buy the tickets immediately and they sell them back. But what's going to happen is if a lot of artists start to go, you got to have ID with a ticket, these secondary sites can't buy the tickets in bulk and then sell them for double the price. I mean, it's actually a great thing for people. It stinks for these people. Yeah. But you know, every great deeds, there needs to be a sacrifice. Yeah.

Yeah. This is like the beginning. Yeah. It's like these people are sacrificing. These are artists. Like if you start to say you buy tickets online, you need to have your ID because it's going to match your ticket. These people are buying 200 tickets and doubling up the price, they can't do that anymore. So, yeah, good for that.

I mean, listen, it stinks if you show up in there. Oh, can you imagine hundreds of fans are being turned away? Because I bought tickets on secondary sites. I'm not going to lie. I bought them. It's not even bad to buy them. It's just there's the only option. Right.

They sell out. Right. Imagine every raging idiot show. People have to go buy on these secondary sites. Okay. That would be sad. If hundreds of fans are turned away, then the foo fighters, that means that there's, like, hundreds of empty seats. Yeah, but they sell like 50,000, 60,000.

It's not noticeable. No. I'd be like... I'd be like, that's my whole crowd. If one of us was gone from the show, and it still wouldn't even be like that. Yeah. Okay. Time for your Wednesday positivity.

Tell me something good, time. Amy, tell me something good. Well, this teacher is doing something pretty awesome. and she found out that one of her favorite students named Krister was getting teased and picked on for his shoes. So she called all the kids in her class. They had a lesson about teasing. And the kids received it well. They even apologized.

But then she decided to buy Chris a new pair of shoes, post about it online. And then people started sending him shoes from all over. But Chris is not keeping them all. He's paying them forward and giving him away to other people that need new shoes. I like that he's doing that. That story kind of hits me funny, though. As a kid who had to be giving stuff, I never want to be given stuff in public. because I was embarrassed of it.

Yeah, he's fifth grade. And I'd have been like, oh, and then everybody's, like, giving himself in public. Like, I hope he takes it and his, maybe he just isn't as prideful as I was, because I was, because churches would have to give, like, Christmas gifts and stuff. And I was like, I don't want them to give him in public because then everybody just knows them poor.

Yeah, I think they're going through the teacher and then, but I mean, yeah, now the story's out there. But it's just cool that he's not being like, okay, I'll keep these for myself. He's spreading them to other people. No, like I said, I guess I was just too prideful as a kid. I just want anybody to know one. I was so embarrassed.

Lunchbox? Back in February of 2016, this woman in Florida comes home from work and her dog had dug out of the backyard. She looks all over the neighborhood, puts up flyers, nothing. This week, she gets a call from a rescue group in New York City. The dog turned up at the rescue group. Microchip, whoo! Called the lady, getting the dog back.

That's cool. Love it. I like those. So there's a dude in Massachusetts, and he's giving his mom a pretty cool gift. It's a liver. So what happened was, though, yeah. Mom needed the liver, and he got checked and they matched, but he was way overweight. And they're like, we can't take your liver, you're not healthy.

So he lost about 50 pounds. He ate, he loved pizza, but he's like, I can't give up pizza. He's like, I'll give up my liver, but I can't give up pizza. So he started doing cauliflower crusts, and he started doing all of these little things. He didn't live in 80 pounds. Oh, wow. The surgery took place. They're both recovering well.

How about that for a little tell me something good? Yeah, rejingle me out. There it is. He said, I shall not give up my pizza. Right. He just fixed it. You know, a lot of people are asking, because our Iheart Radio music festival is this weekend,

if there's going to be a big collaboration between, like, you know, one of the big artists and the raging idiots, because Namaste has been number one. They're like, it's like a thing now. Who do we collaborate with that's playing, you think, out of everybody? Probably Coldplay? Cold play. Oh, right?

I didn't think about that. 7.30 in the morning. in the suit that I was born in Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction

because I can't stop watching you showing me your Savasana like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw Probably ought to hit the road, but now Mistake. I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor Like that's lonely on that People are asking like

Are you coming out with Chris Ableton You coming out with Colplay? We had a number one song this week In the comedy chart So now it's like, you know, the hot thing I mean Who was it? They came out and did

The song where he dances in the elevator Japanese guy Oh, Sai? Sai. Si? When Sai came out of our festival? That was awesome. Yeah.

Girl, I'm trying to be responsible. but you're making it impossible in a spandex pants looking off Flexible and you're down gross Namaste Ain't a way

I'm about to leave you in a brussel on the floor like that IHARFestable can be going on that Les Jemit! The Raging Idiots! We're like, yeah! The Gangdom style! Oh, namaste. Anyway, thanks everybody for downloading that song

That's the number one song because of you guys. You never know. We may pop out. Probably ought to hit the row, but now. I'm a mistake. Remember when gang, we came out during Honor Radio Music Festival? Yes.

He came out and he goes, Hapenna, Humbling, Gangdom style. And the place erupted, man. And you would have thought it was Paul McCartney, because Paul McCartney was on that show too, I think. That's right. T.I. I think people, I don't know if they were confused,

but it was like, the Gengdom style. And the pictures erupted. Yeah. I mean, this was the jam, though, for like eight weeks in my life? I don't even know what he says. I don't think anyone does.

And then the next year we brought out, What Does the Fox Say? Remember that song? Yes. That's chain smokers? No. Wait, no, no. Oh, I'm thinking, who is that? They're from Norway.

They're not a real band. They're not? They're not someone who has a bunch of songs. Oh. But no, chain smokers are like for real. I think I was thinking, let me take a selfie. Isn't that chain smokers? That is.

Okay. Yeah. Remember, what is the, is it? It was, what does the fox say, right? Yo, this. The Foxx. Yeah. What's up the Foxx?

So the raging idiots maybe this year's sigh or what does the Fox say? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So Thomas Rett is putting together his own fashion line. He's even partnered with a fashion designer to do one of those pop-up stores in L.A. Is that kind of like test the market? It's kind of like, let's see how much money we can make real quick.

And it's only for a few hours. But yeah, and he's a big shoe guy. I'm a big shoe guy. We're both tennis shoe fans. Yeah, that's why y'all gift each other's shoes. Like, he got you a pair of shoes. Then I saw him post on Instagram that you got him a fair shoes. I did.

And I must say, the shoes you got him, pretty cool. And, like, they have an R on them. Is that for Rhett? No, for the designer of the shoe. But he did, I didn't know he was going to post it. I sent him to, I sent him over his house like three or four days ago. You were like, you put a little frame, too, that was like. That's not a frame.

That's inside of the shoe box. Oh, I thought you framed. frame to know it looks like a frame totally no it's the inside of the shoe box and it's like hey dude congratulations on the number one record we'll just meet sure the shoes every time something good happens nice yeah that's i thought it was it no that's the inside of the shoe box and the r is the brand of the shoe okay so many things being explained right now but the designers are yeah they're really cool and thomas has good fashion i'm sure that he liked them so a scammer is posing as kicks brooks messaging people on Facebook, but the funny part of this story is that the scammer hit up Barbara Brooks, his wife.

And she's like, um, honey. Okay, obviously she knows this is fake. So she posted the message on Twitter saying the irony of one of the kicks Brooks hackers sending the message to me is pretty hilarious. I'm Amy. That's your 30 second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes over from San Diego, California. A woman was on the third floor of a parking garage pulling into a parking spot. meant to hit the break, hits the gas, boom! Puts her Lexus right through the parking garage wall. Wow, drove straight through it, and that's like concrete. How old is she?

Now, hopefully I had 93 or not. No, no, she's in her 40s. Okay, and she didn't have a seizure or anything? Nope. She just got her foot and hit the gas instead of the break. So just the bone head, nothing. No, nothing bad. Or an accident.

Yeah, yeah, but that's still a bonehead. Like, I do boneheaded things. That's an accident. I just don't like it when grandma's driving a food for less, you know? It's like 102-year-old Betty hit the wrong pedal And all of a sudden she's in the produce section with everybody That's sad That's kind of funny

Yeah, I'm lunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day There was a story in Austin where they drove off the parking garage Oh man In the car went boom, boom Like 76 levels, something like that And they lived Yeah, they lived in the phone But you know the rule of the bonehead

They have to live Yeah, I wouldn't have brought it up Bonehead rule number one You have to live It's like fight club. And if it just gets omitted, sometimes I feel like lunchbox is like, I'll just leave out this part where they did.

Hey, I don't see it. I don't be it, you know what I mean? I just want to clear something up. So Thomas Red and I are buddies, and so he gave me a pair of Jordan's a while back. And so when he is record to number one, I sent some shoes over to his house, a pair of nice shoes, Adidas.

And I wrote on the inside of the top of the shoe box. I was like, hey dude, congratulations you're number one. I guess this is our thing. We'll just send shoes. back and forth because they're both shoe nerds. And so he posted on his Instagram yesterday. I don't know who's going to post it.

The picture of the shoes I sent him. And the note. And it looks like I framed a note. It's not framed. I wrote on the bottom of the shoe, top of the shoe box. That's your like, hang this in your living room. No, no, no. If you go to like Thomas Redd's Instagram, it's at Thomas Red Aiken's. I think you'll see it. It's not a framed anything. It's the bottom of the top of the shoe box.

So that's what it is. I didn't go crazy. I just sent him shoes and wrote a note in the box. I'll bring up a scenario for you here. Okay. So on Friday night, our producer, Eddie, goes to a high school football game, takes kids out. You don't know anybody playing. You just want to go to a high school football game. Just want to show them the environment of Friday night high school.

Oh, Friday night lights. Yeah. It's cash only at the door, so you can't swipe a credit card to get into the high school stadium. I forgot. And so Eddie has no money. He gets up there. I have credit cards, but no cash. And what was it each person to get in?

It was $7 a person. Even for the kids? No, the little one, little one was free. So it was... So it was... So it's 21 bucks. You, your wife, you get two boys, but one's free. Junior and junior junior is free.

Okay, so it's $20.1. You have no cash. What happens? So the lady's just like, okay, so it's cash only, uh, okay. You know what? We'll let it slide this time. But come next week and you can pay us back. Okay.

And I'm like, of course, totally. Yeah. I don't... I'm not planning on going back. Like, not to hide from the money. You just are not going to go back to another game. It was just a one-time thing. You know, I wasn't planning on going back.

Now we're like, do we go back just to pay the money? But then if we go back, dude, you're talking about a $42 trip. Okay. For a high school football game. So in your mind right now? I'm not going back. You're not going back. No.

I feel kind of like mean, you know, because she was really nice about it. But honestly, did she mean that? Or was she just like, you know what? You're holding up the line. Just go. It's all good. Okay. Well, would you like Judge Comincense?

I would love Judge Comincense to tell me what to do. Okay, so you had the kids with you. I think this is a perfect learning piece of life. You're going to make me go back. For your kids. You don't have to go to another game. You don't have to go to a second game and pay the other $21. But you tell the kids the story.

You say, hey, listen, I told her we'd come back and repay this. And then you take the kids with you and you repay the $21. And not go to the game. No, you're not going to the game, but you pay for last time. And you show the kids that if you say something that you have to go and pay up. God, that's rough. all the way back out there, pay $21 and then go home? No, that's con...

No, and take the kids, and sometimes life is rough, but when you say something, if you give your word and you say, I give you $21, you go pay $21. Case dismissed. How far are you driving for a football game anyways? Can't be that. That was about 30 minutes away from the house. Oh.

It still is an even bigger lesson to teach your kids. Road trip. It's not convenient to go back, but I told her, I told them that I would repay them. You take the kid. You don't think I would learn a lot from watching their dad do that? I'd be honest. I don't really even think they'd pay attention.

They'd be like, cool, look, there's a snow cone stain. Can we get snow cones too while we're here? They may not know it right now, but they'll remember it. Man, I hate it when you're right. I'm just saying that's what I would do. Because that's the right thing to do, obviously. I just felt like she said, you know, hey, don't worry about it. Just $21, $1.00, let a slide.

But even, it's not about $21 because they didn't lose any money with you being there. Right. They didn't make it, though. If you said to, if you said in front of your kids, I will repay you and you don't, Daddy's a liar. I mean, it wouldn't be the first time. They lied about a couple of things. Okay, I'll go back.

Lunchbox, what do you think? Oh, no way you go back. It's a free night out. Listen, they let you in for free. They don't remember you. And when you go back, they're going to be like, what? That's not the point. And your kids will never remember that you didn't go back.

It doesn't matter if they remember. It's like, hey, this is what happened last week. Folks, I'm going to feel so dumb when they're just like, what, $21? But it doesn't matter. It's not about them. It's about your kids seeing you do that. Okay. So I'll make sure they're around me.

And you tell them the story. Okay. This is what we're going to do. If you want to call us, you can. 877-77 Bobby. Judge Comments in. Case is missed. That makes sense.

Thank you. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. So Eddie, our producer, goes to a high school football game last week. And he doesn't have cash. And you have pay cash to get in. So $21 is what it was. And they let him go.

They said, hey, just pay next time. And it is like, cool. but the Nettie's never going back and he's like, eh, you know, I'm like, no, your kids were with you. You're missing a teachable moment for your kids. So I'm telling you the phones. Blowing up.

Big time. Is it worse than Diapergate with Eddie? Hey, Lynn, in South Carolina. Hi. Hi, go ahead. I think I've ever been more of having listening to the radio. Okay, go ahead. A couple of things.

One, that money that you're not wanting to pay step in school to be allowed to play football, that money allows them to do that. They could be out on the streets with some birds, the cars driving by, they could be selling drugs on the corner, they could be getting in trouble like. Thousands of other kids are.

And it's so beyond my understanding how you could not even think, oh, I'll just mail them the money. What they do with the $21 when they get it is on the school, but your conscience is clear and your children learn a valuable lesson. Like, that is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard in my entire life.

You ever heard? Okay, listen, I agree with you, but that's the most ridiculous thing you've ever heard. I've heard some ridiculous things. Gosh, I feel really bad now. She's lecturing you right now. Go ahead. I have three boys, eight and ten and seventeen, and my two youngest boys play ball.

And we have parents, they get mad over $5 for snacks. But just imagine $20 a week, or just rounded up to $25 a week. That's $100 a month, $1,200 a year, that those kids don't have an equipment. That they, if that nice little lady, says oh it's okay pay next week once a week but if that was your company and your $1,200

or that was your kid's team and their $1,200, you wouldn't like it. Would you like it? Answer her. No, sir. Okay. No, no, I would not. Hey, Lynn, that's a good call. I appreciate that.

I appreciate you. Thank you. All right. Sorry, Lynn. She was a little crazy. No, she's actually making a really good point. She's passionate. Amy and North Carolina.

Hey, good morning, guys. Good morning. And what do you want to say to Eddie over here who just is trying to rip the school off? Well, I totally agree with you, Bobby, which is totally crazy today. But my question is, if the children were not involved, would Bobby go back and pay that money? I would. Yeah, I would in a second. You wouldn't?

I'd driven back to Sonic and when I didn't have cash, just retit people because I was like, oops. No, yesterday, I didn't tip you? Did I have any cash? Let me give you tip now. Of course I would, because I wouldn't want that to come back on me. There you go. All right. Keep it up.

Doing a good job. boy, girl. All right. Thank you. Thank you. Appreciate that. Have a good day. Eddie,

anyone else want to say anything? Everybody's against you. So, I mean, we can take it all day. There isn't one call there that says like, dude, take it. You just got a token in life. Jesse and Leesburg, Virginia. Nope. Robert in Beaumont, Texas.

Nope. Kelly and Summers at Kentucky. Nope. I mean, no, it's all. Wow. Well, you do have lunchbox on your side. Yeah, but that doesn't really count. What?

That's actually, that should make you feel the opposite way. It does. It doesn't make you feel good. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Amy put up a food blog What's you got up there cooking? I'm going to acorn squash soup or something

Yeah and it's amazing Fall is coming Oh boy That's why Yeah no and it's so delicious Full of nutrients Really good for you And I definitely recommend making it so easy

Acorn squash soup It's up bobby bones.com Get your bones on Bobby Bones show This is a segment we call Time Marches On It depends we're getting older I'm going to tell you

I look out about two o'clock this morning. My legs just aching because I did leg day two days ago and it's keeping me awake. Like I'm getting old. My soreness wakes me up. Because I'm going just as hard as I used to,

if not harder. But now it wakes me up. And so I, for like two hours just stared at the ceiling. Just like this. And my legs are going, blub-bub-blub-blu-b-b-b-l-b-l. I was like, man, I'm getting older.

I marches on. And by the way, I do legs hard. and I work out really hard and they get really sore but my legs really don't get bigger right? I was working my leg it's like if I read every book

and I didn't get any smarter and I just got cold headaches the whole time like I'm not getting I don't Is that your goal though or your workouts to kind of just keep your legs

toned? I don't care about tone Oh you want bigger legs I'm gonna tell but why else I do legs? Anyways I'm into my back's hurt or my back I'm breaking down man

One limb at a time. Amy, time march is on. Yeah. Well, whenever the rain comes, my knee starts to hurt, and yesterday it rained. And sure enough, after it cleared up, took my dog on a walk, stepped up on a curb, and I was like, oh, my knee. Your joints. My arthritis. Yeah.

I have arthritis in my knee. I added my fingers from breaking on playing high school football. Yeah. Oh, stop. Okay. Well, I'm just saying I do. Time marches on lunchbox. Well, you guys know I stay out late to play.

rec sports, volleyball, soccer. Why had a 9.45 game the other night? I said, too late. Went to bed. Oh, time marches on. That's bad. You never skip that. I know.

945. I was like, uh-uh. This guy needs to sleep. If you want to call and you have a time march is on, our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. Eddie? About two months ago, I started getting up in the middle of night to pee, and I thought it was just kind of like my diet.

Maybe I was drinking too much water. Two months later, I'm still getting up in the middle of night to pee. guess that's just my life now. 2.30 on the spot. I go to the bathroom every night. That's like old manny. It is old man. Maybe I just start, I don't know.

Depends. Wow. Thanks, Amy. Time's gone. That's not even marching on. That's like all the time's gone. No time left. No, time's running out.

Yes. All right. I was talking about last night. I mean, I woke up at 2 o'clock in the morning because my legs were just so sore. Not because I got hurt because I'm getting older. I did leg day. and it was like, boom,

boom, I was like, oh, so time marches on. Time marches on. So I said, what are your time marches on? It means we're just getting older. John and St. Louis.

Good morning, bud. Good morning. How are you guys? I'm good. What do you think about this? In your life, what's your time marches on moment? Well, all I know is when I was a kid,

I would listen to the same song over and over and over again, and now I'm 35, and I have an 11-year-old daughter, and it's driving me crazy because she's doing the exact same thing. Taylor Swift, Carrie Underwood,

10 times, 12 times, 13 times in a row. And I called myself yelling the other day to turn that bang noise off. Oh, dang, for sure. Time marches on right there. Time marches on. Dang, appreciate you. All right, here's Katie. Katie in Ohio, time marches on.

Good morning. Good morning. What do you think about this? Well, my husband and I, two years ago, bought an all-original, 1963 house came with a rotary phone on the wall. And we taught my niece, who was 11, how to use it. And after she got through the, but-da-da-da-da-da-4, all the way through the number,

she turned around and looked at us and said, okay, where's the send button? That is funny, there's no send button. Like, it's crazy to think about phones. Yes, that's a good one. Time marches on for sure. Thanks for the call. Appreciate you.

Thank you. Yeah, you're welcome. Good call. I mean, sometimes at a hotel, if I'm using like the old school phone and have to dial out. Oh, yeah. It just feels weird to dial out and not push send because it just starts ringing. Sometimes I dial numbers. I'm not ready to send it yet.

There's that. Thank you for all the calls. We'll do one more. Hey, Jordan, Alabama. Hey, good morning. Good morning. Thanks for calling. Time march is on.

So I teach high school science and I teach seventh through twelfth grade. Not all the grades. But anyway, 9-11 was last Monday. and I did a bell ringer, and all of them, except my juniors and seniors, weren't even born yet. Yeah, it's pretty crazy to think of something that we remember so vividly that those kids weren't even born yet. Like, that was such, like, you have a few moments in your life

where you know exactly where you were, you remember it so clearly. And it just feels like it was a few years ago. But yeah, those kids weren't even born yet. Yeah, Jordan, thank you for the call. Appreciate that. And yeah, time marches. on, man. Even with Morgan number two, who does our digital, she has

graphics, our website. Like, she's 23 years old. She doesn't even know about this stuff. Like, she doesn't even remember One Direction. That's how young she is. Like, that's back when we know we were a kid. Like, for you was in sync a thing, Morgan? You're 23. Yeah, I love Insinc. Okay, so Insync was a thing for you? Yes. Okay. Because they were

let me tell you. They were quite the thing for me. I love those guys, man. I've been chatting with old Chris Cartpatrick on Twitter a little bit. Really? Like about what? about what's he doing now? He lives in town. He lives here?

Yeah. Really? So we've been like DM a little bit. Wow. Yeah. I was like, what are you doing? He's like, I live here now. And so, yeah, I mean, he's one in sync.

That's cool. Is he super rich? I have no idea. I haven't. Ask him that the next thing you did. Damn. Hey, dude. Are you super rich?

Hey, net worth, question mark. That's it. And then the two eyeball emoji. Can't believe you don't wonder about that kind of thing. You know, the first thing I don't wonder about everybody is how much money they know. Yeah. Well, well, I don't. I'm different.

You are. You are. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Lauren Aikins, Thomas Red's wife, debuted her new short hair on Instagram yesterday. She put up a picture of her and their daughter, Willa Gray, and she chopped off a foot of her hair,

and she's going to be donating it to Pantene's Beautiful Links campaign to create real hair wigs for women with cancer. Oh, good for her. That's a good thing. Let me just say this one more time. because I kind of feel like a goober because I got a text message from Lindsay a second ago too so Tom was right now our buddies

and he sent me some Jordans no he gave it to my face and then he had a number one record so I sent him some shoes some really cool shoes we're both shoe guys tennis shoes and I wrote a note on the bottom of the shoe box like the bottom of the lid and it's a black lid like sort of shiny it looks like I framed

a note to me even after you said it and I looked at it Much a goober. I would never, it's on his Instagram. Thomas Red Aiken's, I didn't frame a note I sent him. I wrote it in marker on the bottom of the shoebox lid. Clarify. It looks like I wrote it and framed a note that I wrote.

That would be the biggest, listen, I'm a goober. I admit it. Sometimes I'm like, well, I don't even understand me. But I didn't do that. You're like, where are you going to hang this? Yeah, like, go ahead. It's on the bottom of shoebox. Okay, Amy, go ahead.

Saturday Night Live will air across the country at the same time. NBC experimented last season with going live in all four time zones. And it boosted their ratings. So they're trying it out again. And they're going to return in 10 days with Ryan Gosling and Jay-Z. And so West Coast, East Coast, everybody will be watching it at the exact same time. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. The Bobby Bone Show. They shut the Starbucks down near my house for renovation. And I haven't been in, I guess, close to two months. Because I knocked it out. I was like, I'm not spending this money.

And first it was like, I'm going to do it for a couple weeks. And then I was saving so much money. It's like six bucks a morning. 30 bucks a week. Yeah. $120 a month. I'd save like $250 just not going to Starbucks in the morning. So this morning I tried to go back.

I was like, I'm going to go back. And I went on for being reeking rebuilt. They're like, we're doing renovations. So a little bit, I was like, dang it. But like for me, that's a small decision. A very small decision that has heavily impacted my financial life. $250 by just the morning. Oh, yeah.

So I'm going to hang with that. Like I like Starbucks, but I'm going to start because that's thinking about it per year. Like over. It's a lot. A lot. Yeah, do that math. Have you guys done anything in your life? Any little financial kit cats?

You're like, man, I'm glad I did that. Oh, I got one. Go ahead. I no longer buy paper towels. Go ahead. If you go to a restaurant anytime you get a to-go order, if you just take extra napkins, you can just take them home and you stack them up. Say you take five, you use two that night, you have three extra.

Boom. Every time you go somewhere, get napkins, never had to buy them again. Money saver. Okay, there we go. Wow. Eddie? Interesting. Anything you've done in your life recently?

It's like, oh, man, we were working to save a little money. Little things that make a big difference. My wife and I are always trying to cut things. Hers is Starbucks, but she can't cut that one. So I've got to get cheaper beer. Yeah, seriously, the difference between a craft beer and a cheap miller light or something like that is like, five bucks sometimes. She can't quit her Starbucks?

No, she has to have it every day. Amy? I started doing my own nails sometimes. Is that an issue with your husband? Money on nails? No, but it's one thing where I recognize. I'm like, you know what? I can paint my own nails.

Like, I don't need to go, but it is nice because it gives you a little massage. Sometimes you need to treat yourself, you know what? Yeah. So, I don't know. Maybe before Vegas I might have to treat myself. but really if you look at how many times I've got my nail done this year

versus last year we don't look we don't care so you don't even notice so you don't even notice if I've had them professionally done or I've done them so yeah I'm wasting money

wasting money unless you're treating yourself and then you feel good Bobby Bones everybody transmitting across America this is a Bobby Boll show Come on Boney over to you Amy

The Morning Corny How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird tipsy? How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird tipsy? Two cans. Yeah. That was the morning corny. Is two can a tropical bird? It's a sand, dude?

Oh my gosh. The fruit loop bird. Got it. Come on, man. Talking about it's the little things, because I stopped going to Starbucks in the morning, six bucks a day. I haven't been like two months. It's like a couple hundred bucks, but just little things. Debbie and Beaumont, you're on.

Morning. Thank you for calling. What's going on? Well, I quit my cable. It was $180 something a month. Whoa. And now I just have internet and Netflix, and I saved $110. Do you feel like that you're missing out? Because we had this conversation yesterday where a lot of people are quitting cable. Do you feel like you're missing anything? No, because I also. I've got sling, which is like three-something, and I can watch my HD TV and my food network, and

I'm not missing it at all. You just puzzled it together to save money. Yeah, and it still saves $110. Yeah, that's good. I like that. Yeah, me too. Good call. Thank you for calling.

Appreciate you. Thank you. Appreciate you. All right, Jenna, I'm coming over to you. And this is, listen, and Jenna's got one that I think we'd all like to do, but Jenna, you did what with your food? Yes, we spend a lot of money on food. And so you decided not to eat out as much?

We decided to only eat out during the weekend and save about $200 a week. Now, it would be tough to just go, I'm not eating out at all. But I like the fact that you go, we're just not eating out on certain, because it's hard to go zero to 60. I like that you decided to cut back in small doses. You can maintain if you cut in small doses. It's like someone going, I want to run a marathon today. You don't just go and run a marathon. You have to go and run a few miles, and then a few more miles.

So what are you saving? think? We probably save about $200 a week. Wow. That's a lot, right? Yeah, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. We need one more. Lauren Nashville, what you got for me? Well, we'll be going through my bills and realize I'm spending way too much money. So I will call, like, my cell phone provider, my cable company, and I will tell them that I'm going to cancel my services. And then they will offer me a lower package and saves me hundreds to thousands of dollars sometimes a year because they will deduct my bill by like $50 for each company. What if they call your bluff and go, okay, you can cancel?

So they have before, and usually I'll say, okay, well, I'll call you back to cancel after I talk to my husband to verify that he doesn't, you know, need certain channels because they'll go through all the channels with you. Then by the time that I've even discussed it with my husband, the safe team from the company has called me off for a new discounts. So they've never called you on the bluff and then you're just stuck, like, oops. No, absolutely not. Nope, they have always contacted me back to keep my services.

That sounds like a fun game. Oh, I'm playing this game. You better believe that. Wow. Laura, thank you for the call. Appreciate you. You're welcome, appreciate you. Thank you for all the calls.

That's a good. Little tips. Like Dave Ramsey says, when you go, you say, is that the best deal you can give me? Right. And if they say yes, well, then it is. But most of the times, they'll say, no, it's not. And they'll give you a better deal. A candidate running for Boston City Council is running as a clown in a clown costume.

And he's not saying any answers to questions. He's only writing things down. And then's Pat. Oh my goodness. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He wants to kiss the most babies, get the kids into the best schools, and work for affordable housing as well as being a clown. Oh, okay.

No clowns ever run. I was talking about my budge yesterday, and he went and saw that it movie with the killer clown. Yeah. Now, I don't watch scary movies. But he took his kids to watch it, young kids. How old? 10, 6.

Oh, my. And he was like, they loved it. And I was like, I'm never going to watch it. So I had him tell me about the movie. And it seems kind of ridiculous. It seems kind of goofy. Yeah. And he said, they're a jumpy part, but it's kind of goofy.

But apparently, that clown, he comes around like every 27 years. I'm going to mess up what it is. But it's like he comes back every certain amount of years. And then he ends up, you know. The It clown? So it's this Stephen King thing, right? It is. Hey, Mike D.

Because I know you saw this. Mike D saw it. I think the minute it came out. it is it more for kids than you thought it wasn't like i don't had more humor in it than i was expecting yeah because when i hear steven king i go i bet that's a rough one yeah but not for kids at all though you don't think it's for kids at all because again my friend took both with kids and he was like they loved it 10 and 6 i can't believe that no and we we had someone else who took their kid oh Craig campbell oh yeah and he took his little

girls and he was like they loved it Eddie you got to take Eddie juniors no way dude I tell I'm i will traumatize him for life He's told me that he does not want to watch it. Okay, well, you can't force him if he's scared of. Yeah, you can't. I mean, I'm his dad. I can do whatever I want, you know. Say, hey, we're going to go watch Finding Nemo 3 exclusive.

Oops, wrong theater. And nobody knows about it. And then as soon as he tries to get up, you hold his rest now. No, now I'm picturing him, like, crying in the movie chair. I think you, this was Eddie talking to Eddie Jr. about going to see It. What do you know about the movie It? I know that it's really creepy and the clown is creepy. and I don't like clowns at all.

So is this a movie that you want to go watch? No, definitely not. Why not? I don't like clowns. They scare me and they're creepy, especially the clowns and horror movies that are bad guys. How do you know? Have you watched the trailer?

Yeah. I didn't let you watch the trailer. Well, maybe I just snuck behind the stairs I'd watch it? So you were watching the trailer? Well, it was a 15-second TV spot. What have I told you the guys in the show, Bobby, Lunchbox, Amy,

and then they want you to watch the movie so you can come back and review it? Would you still watch it? No. It does not seem like a good movie. It seems like a horror movie. It seems very bloody. It was very, very, very, very scary clowns.

What would you think of me as a parent if I let you go watch it? You would be crazy. Would I be a good parent or a bad parent? Bad. So you're not going to go watch it? No. 100% no. No.

You sure? No. Let me just say this, Eddie. You said no. One final talk with him. Take a rotten tomato score to him. I say, look, it's in the, I think it's like a, I'll give him the stats

Yeah And see what he says after that He's a kid who needs data He's a data kid He likes data Yeah Yes And he's obviously interested

He watched the preview Without leaving He did watch the preview They did watch the preview They're show They say it's crass And it's rude To ask for money

On your wedding day It's like a gift Instead of a present I'd like cash They say you can't do that That's against Any sort of wedding Good or bad

Okay And I'm like why Money is easy. Money's the cure-all. Money's the robitussin of things. Like, it just fixes it all. And so, I just think there's probably, like, rich people

that say money's not okay. Because I'd like to have money. Yeah. Go ahead. Something's on your heart right now. No, I didn't know. Okay, when you first, like, tease the story,

I thought it was like, is it bad to give money as a gift, which of course not. Who doesn't want to receive money? But that's what they're, are they, like, registering for money? It says, When asked, brides felt like it was rude and crass to say you can also give money as a gift.

Oh, okay. I mean, I'm not, if someone else wants to do that, that's fine. I personally wouldn't ask for money as part of like my wedding registry. I just wouldn't. But you know what? But if people wanted to gift money, I'd be like, thank you. Yeah, but I wouldn't gift it, really unless. Well, some people, you know, give a little envelope.

Danny in Florida? Yes. You're on the air, buddy. What's going on? Oh, another much. Just getting ready to move today. I appreciate you calling. What do you want to say? Thank you. I got a comment about this wedding money stuff in the registry. Go ahead.

And I 100% would rather somebody give me money. Me and my wife got married about three years ago, and not one person bought off our registry. Oh, wow. That's weird. Everybody bought everything else. After we got back from our honeymoon, we had to take everything back to the stores and we get all the money back. Oh. So in the end, you got your money, but it was just one step. Yeah, then we had to go re-buy everything we wanted.

Oh, see? All right, appreciate that call. Hey, Debbie in Ohio. Hi. What do you think about this? Money at a wedding. I think it's awesome. My daughter just got married this weekend, and she actually had a, they have, it's kind of like a

Go-fund-Me account, but it's called a Honey Fund. So people can put money in your Honey Fund and then designate it, like, on your honeymoon, like toward a rental car or, take you out to dinner or what have you, and she got mostly all money on her honey funds, so it helps pay for her honeymoon. Well, that's cute. It's easier.

But the same thing, you're asking for money. Honey, it has to have a cute twist like that. Honey fund or the dollar dance. And then, you know, people come up and give you money to dance with you. That's the best. No, I think that's fine, too, but that always seems weird. It always like you're paying for a dance. Why?

Because you're paying for a dance. Yeah, but then some people, they actually give you a dollar, and then other people, they give you, way more. Yeah. Again, Amy, you sound like... Yeah, that's weird.

I sound like a class. A dancer. She's like, some people give you a dollar for a dance and some give you way more. Yeah, yeah. Hey, Debbie, I appreciate you.

Appreciate you. Thank you. Thank you. But some people, they take you this. What? No. It's not what I meant.

Some people literally like, it's the dollar dance here's a dollar. And then some people are like, have fun. No, I know. No, we know. Yeah, yeah.

We got the same thing. Like, they're literally like, Like, here's some more. Yeah, here you go. Keep dancing. Is that Vinji? Why Lunchbox's mom is creepy, according to him, just a second. Hey, Kaelin and Cedar Rapids.

Yeah. What's happening? Oh, well, I am calling. I am getting married on October 7th to my fiancé, Troy. And we were planning on doing a dollar dance, but after listening to your segment this morning, I'm debating if that's tacky. No, it's not tacky. No, no, no, no, no, it's not.

Listen, there are two kinds of people in this world. broke people like us we were having weddings and parties and people who are fancy and won't do things like dollar dance I guess it just depends on what kind of person you are are you somebody who could use the money or are you fancy and you worry about what you look like

more than what you get? Can I say both? No. You're either like listen I do not think it's tacky and if I already get married I have a dollar dance. Yeah no it's totally fine. It's a thing like who cares. But it's a fun thing.

Yeah, it's fun. a big classy wedding where it's like look how much money we spent on this you don't want to be taking a few dollars in a dance because you're all about perception if you're just down have a dollar dance yeah all right well I guess we'll keep the dollar to you and here's the question no here's the question if at your party if at your reception you play the song pony by genuine then you should do the dollar dance that's how you know it is on the play list okay then you then you should have the dollar dance okay now if you're playing a motion Then you don't have the dollar dance.

But if you're playing genuine one, bam, then it's okay to have the dollar dance. Have fun. Okay. Thank you so much. All right, Daly. See you later. Thank you.

Yeah, listen, I grow up broke. When you grow up broke, you do things in order to get free money. That's it. Let's have a party. What I got to do to get free money? What I have to register for? Now, if you're doing all those smidge pants, you probably don't do the dollar dance.

You know what if I didn't have dance? What if I had no money? What if I needed money? What if I needed a dollar dance? Get your balls on this. It's a bobby' home show. Lunchbox's mom loves Luke Bryan. Loves them, right?

Loves Luke Brian. Ever since she saw him at I-Hart Country in Austin like two or three years ago and saw him dance, she always lets me know how much she loves to see Luke Brian shake it. Yeah. And she hits me up yesterday and she goes, Did you know Luke Brian's coming to Austin on Thursday? I was like, no, Mom, I didn't realize that.

She goes, I need to be there. I need you to get me two tickets because it's always a good night to see Luke shake it. And it's just so disgusting to have this interaction with my mom about her talking about watching Luke Brian shake it. And how she has to be there. And, oh, those moves are so awesome to watch. You can hook her up? I don't know. What?

You need to. It's a little creepy. Like, I don't want to, like, put it. Play into my mom's like weirdness. Is it weird, though? Like, a lot of women like Luke. Okay, I understand a lot of women like Luke, but, Eddie, if your mom calls you all the time telling you, oh, I love to see Luke shake it.

I mean, that's weird. My mom loves Denzel Washington. Yeah? She talks like that about Denzel. But you don't know Denzel wife. Which one knows Luke. That's true. You got to get tickets?

I'm going to ask. Who are you going to ask? Bobby? No. What? Here's Jacob in El Pashton. Hey, Jacob, you're on the air, buddy. Hey, good morning.

Long time, Mr. first time calling. What up, buddy? Hey, so 25 years old, five years in the Army. Been down to change my two-year-old the other day and couldn't get off the floor, had to crawl to the crib, and pull myself up. My knees hurt so bad. You know what that's called, right?

No. Time marches on. Yeah. Sorry about that, buddy. Getting older. Time march is on. Yeah, my mom. Balls, boom, woke up two this morning, staring.

And my legs were just going, boopum, dum, dum. Not because it hurt, because I'm just old. I had a heavy leg day. I got to stop all this working out. It's driving me crazy. It's like, why am I even working out? Like, I am what I am, right? Yeah.

But doesn't it make you feel better when you're done? Yeah, but for like 15 minutes. But then for like, but, like, why am I working out? Who cares? It's something that's like me more because I got more muscles. Tell me truth. Tell me truth. Tell me true.

Tell me. You might like yourself more. I don't know. If that's what you want. But no, I mean, nobody's measuring your biceps before they become your friend. Well, that's nice of them. That'd be a tough way, man. Pizzeria chain's offering up pumpkin spice pizza to celebrate fall.

Of course they are. Disgusting. Everybody has it. Villa Italian Kitchen will offer customers pumpkin spice pizza. It comes with pumpkin pie filling, nutmeg, clove, cinnamon, and mozzarella cheese. It actually sounds pretty good. Yeah, it's like a dessert pizza. My whole thing is this.

Pumpkin is good all year. I'm not the guy that gets irritated that only comes around in fall. I'm the guy that's in March like, hey, where am I pumpkin spice? Because pumpkin spice isn't just good for a few months. It's not the fish fillet from McDonald's? Yeah, from McDonald's?

Yeah, it's not the McRibb where you can only have like seven and you're like, I'm good for a while. Like, I like pumpkin spice all the time. There's never been a time where I've been like, you know, I'm so glad they don't have pumpkin spice. I like pumpkin spice. So, dessert pizza's very underrated thing too. Oh my goodness.

I used to get the Apple Pizza from Mr. Gatties all the time. Delicious. I know. So good. The ultimate Friends fan proposed in a very friends-like way. They have a Friends Fest, or if you love the TV show, Fringe, you go to Friends Fest. And they've remade, like, all these places to look like the apartments. That's awesome. Yeah.

How do you go? So cool. Well, it's just like anything else. Like, when Lunchbox on the Comic-Con, they have a Friends Fest. Gotcha. So this couple, they're both huge Friends fans. He arranged to have to have. have all the candles put in the department

just like whenever Monica and Chandler proposed. Wow. And so since they love friends so much, he had that done. That's pretty cool, right? Don't hate lunch, watch lunch, watch. You like 16 and pregnant. Yeah, I understand I like it, but I'm not going to a festival.

You went to a 16 and pregnant book signing with an author and waited in line. Okay, it's a book signing. It's not a festival where they recreate the... They didn't. They just go look at it and hang out. There's no difference. It's the same deal.

You went and stood in line to meet a girl who got pregnant as a teenager. Yeah. That's kind of weird. It's kind of weird. That's it. It's pretty cool, though. She has a TV show.

Yeah. Okay. No, no. This is just going to a place where they built, like, little replica statues. She just got pregnant as a teenager. Like, that's why she's famous. And then she made something out of her life. She wrote a book.

Okay. I don't know. For anyway. I thought it was a cute thing. It was cool. Shree and Beaumont. Hey, what's up? You are on the air.

What's happening? Oh, nothing much. You were talking about receptions and weddings and everything, and I was wondering, what's the first song you would dance to at your reception? Like a wedding song? Like, everybody, come on out, and here they are. Exactly. Yeah, first dance.

I mean, I don't know. But, like, my favorite songs, if not my favorite song ever, is this one here. Ain't no sunshine, Bill Withers. That's what comes to mind first? It's this party started. I mean, that's not going to get the party started, right? But you don't get the party started with a slow dance song. You always dance with a slow song.

You can do the remix of this, though. No, you don't. You dance to a slow song. You dance to don't lecture me. So is this year, this is your dance. We're married. You are lecturing me, and you're laughing it. Yes.

Okay. But that's a romantic song. I hear that, yeah? Why do they hate this? All I did was give an answer. Guys, guys, I think he's right. Sheree, thank you for calling and asking a question and I can't even answer without being ridiculed

by my peers. I hear that. Thank you. This is what I deal with every day. Every day. Sheree, you ask me this question and I poured my heart. I'll be honest with you.

I'll pour a little bit of my heart out because I'm giving you a little emotion here. And then Amy goes, you had the remix. But you know what, Amy's slow dance too? Like Pat Green. Crazy. Crazy. A slow song.

Yeah, it was good. Oh, but mine's not. One of the greatest love songs in the history. I don't know all the words that one just seemed a little like down to me like she's gone and there's no sunshine. No, he's saying if she ever leaves, there's going to be no sunshine. You know sunshine when she's gone. But she's here with you now. You're holding her.

Oh, my gosh. You guys are, you guys are really, you guys. No, no. Listen to the words of the song. I appreciate that guy. Listen to the words of the song. What are you saying is when you're not around me, it's not as good of a day. Like there's no sunshine.

No, you shouldn't. It's a very famous song. Oh, my. It's not a warm when she's. And it's my opinion. How do you work with these two? I don't know. I don't know.

Ain't no sunshine when she's gone. And she's always gone too long. Anytime she goes away. She's not even gone. It's when she goes away. She's gone too long. But she's gone a lot. No, it's not saying she's not even going that much.

I mean, whatever. Where did she just leave to? Oh, my gosh. Yeah, where does she go, dude? You guys need a music lesson. Thank you. You guys are haters? Is it like work?

That's why I can't even be me around you guys. You know what? I can't even be my best me. They're going to you. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob.

These are kids ages 6 through 11, and their first time to ever see a pay phone. But how do you text? It's like one that you have to pay for. Did your parents have this? You have to push actual buttons. How do people take this around with them to take Snapchat and stuff?

But it seems very complex. It's very old. My guess you'll be. be around my grandma's time. Maybe in like in the 70s or 60s. That's not funny. We use pay phones. That's crazy. I remember when it was a dime in Arkansas. It was a dime, man.

What's up, Bobby? Signs that your man is addicted to football. I think, first of all, it's a little sexist. I think women can be addicted to football too. Mostly men, though. Okay. Fine. You want to live a sexist life? That's okay. Me and more of an equal opportunity kind guy

Signed your man's addicted to football Number one, he's in multiple fantasy football leagues Any guys, Eddie? Yeah, for sure. Check. You guys are addicted to gambling more than football. Making money. Okay.

I don't play fans football anymore. When I gamble, I gamble all the way. That's what the good old days, Vone. I used to dominate. You watch more than one game at a time. Oh, yeah. Check. I have the ticket.

You know what? I watch Arkansas games. And then I'll flip. NFL games, but nah, I'm good. You don't have, like, the split screen with six games going? Because I don't watch fantasy football, and I did. That's why you do that. I'd watch the Browns and Seahawks, and I'd be like, come on.

Is that just, like, not an important game? This is two random teams. Yeah. They won't let you plan anything to do on Sundays ever because of around football. Like as a couple? Yeah. Period. Do you guys know your wife?

Oh, yeah. The mood is drastically affected by the outcome of the team. Yep. Sunday nights sometimes are rough. Oh, the Cowboys? Yeah, I mean, it just depends. I mean, the fantasy team's bad. The Cowboys lose, all of it together.

It could be a really bad night. If Arkansas loses, I'm hurt. But a little bit, I'm starting to kind of just see it as I'm an adult. I love this team. And they're going to let me down. It's just like life. I'm going to be let down. That's how you live like.

I live life. I'm going to be let down. So, well, to see what happens here. And usually I prepare for the worst. Okay. Yeah, I've never seen. It affects your mood. Oh, I've seen it.

Yeah. It depends. I don't know if you're in denial right now, but it affects your mood. I like, I'm an attitude of they're not, like, I'm a bear's fan and they're not very good. So I just go in, they're not very good. So if they lose, but if they were good and they lose, okay, it affects my mood. Yeah. Okay.

So like, I always I'll play TCU last week and I thought we would win. I bet money that we were going to win. And I don't even gamble. No, you do. You just bet money. You just gamble. On the slide. You can't say that anymore.

It wasn't money. I bet, like, like, Amy and I have a bet, but it's not a gamble. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We have a clothing bet. You do. So I bet on that game, I bet money. If I bet my money.

Listen, I can't win enough to make me happy, but I can lose enough make me sad. So I don't gamble, money, money. Okay, I get that. Anyway, I lost. I don't like it. I don't like the feeling. You've turned down an advance. Like a, eo, ew, ew, ewee.

Advance. Because the game is on. Check a check, check. Because you're like, no, baby, I don't do that. Game's on. Not yet. Wait another two hours. Wow.

Can we wait until tonight? She's trying to get you The day? She's getting Noon games Say you're in Thanks, I don't like

When lunchbox says Anything about that A little afternoon She wants some of daddy You guys No no No, that's what she says Okay

Don't even say that she says it Yeah, it's kind of gross Huh Yeah man Why is it gross? Because you're very hairy And you're very sweaty

Stop Stop, let's just stop Let's move on What else we got? Giving everyone What a mental. So this is called we apologize in advance because lunchbox gets so irritated when women around the office talk about their fantasy football teams.

Oh my goodness. I know. It's so dumb. And so I'm going to hit the button. We apologize in advance. We apologize in advance. Look, there was this girl. I mean, she works in the office and she's down here the other day and she's in there talking

to Ray. And she's like, oh, my fantasy football team and I'm dominating my league. I still have one player to go and I'm up by 20 points. Why? Because I know my fantasy football. And I'm like, this, I walked out of the studio and I said, you want to know the most annoying thing in the world is hearing a woman talk about fantasy football. It's... Why?

It's unattractive. Oh my goodness. It really is. It just is unattractive and I'm like, just don't try to be the cool girl that thinks you know sports. It's so annoying. Why can't she know sports? She's played just as many downs of football as you have. Zero.

No, doubt it. I played some football. No, no, you didn't. Yeah, flag. Okay, how do you know she hasn't played flag? You haven't played football? It's different. Okay.

It's just different. Listen, I'm just telling you, there is nothing more annoying than hearing some woman brag about her fantasy football team. So if you're a woman out there and you play, don't be bragging about it. Keep it to yourself. Why not? I think you should brag if you're a female or male and you want to brag, brag away. I think she has every right you do. Oh, my gosh.

It's annoying and unattractive, and women you know you're turning all the guys off if you're talking fantasy football. That's not true. I know a lot of guys that think it's like pretty awesome if the girl knows a lot of them. I do. It's cool. Bobby. Well, you're like a woman. Oh, okay.

There we go. That was, we apologize in advance. What a jerk, huh? Jerk. No. We apologize in advance. They probably don't care if you're attracted to them. Yes, that's true.

They probably give zero crap that you are in a trap. that you aren't attracted to them. They're like, oh, I better stop. There's nothing that makes you an expert over any female or male. You've not played any football. Yeah, you played football. You played soccer and growing cross-country. You want to get in cross-country fantasy league?

Go ahead. Okay? Hand-track. Those are fun. Yes. Hurdles. No, you don't find it at all annoying? I don't.

I just find it only anybody does it. I don't care of it. I found it annoying when you guys are talking about it. I wish I knew that stuff. You used to be that guy. You don't. I would win. I was a king.

So Amy's having a garage built in the house. Is it a nice garage? Like, what's the deal? It's, we have no garage. So it's a garage. Just like for both of our cars. So you're there and the construction guys are working on the house yesterday. Yeah.

So I have people in and out a lot lately because it's the process. And some of the guys they wanted to like take a lunch, they were doing some stuff inside my actual house house. and I was like, oh, well, I'll be gone. No worries. Just take a lunch. If you need to leave the door unlocked, come back. No worries. And they couldn't leave until I got done.

And I felt bad that I was holding up their lunch. But he said he just implemented a rule last year when one of the homeowners they were working at. She said the same thing. Like, hey, I got to leave. But when you go to lunch, just leave the door unlocked. No problem. Well, the minute him and his crew left got in their van, went to go eat lunch. Some people went immediately in that were casing the house and stole all the TVs.

and when they got back from lunch, TVs were gotten. And so he's like, I have a strict policy. Like, I don't ever leave my clients home unlocked unattended, even though she thought it would be fine. Because I don't know. So I was like, is this a warning? Like, is this a thing? Like, people that see work being done at a house for a while,

they assume the owners are gone. They see when the workers take a lunch break, and then they go in and hit it. But you also leave people you don't know in your house with you being gone. Is that not a weird thing, anybody? That's not the weird. They'd be the first suspects to me.

Yeah. Like, they call their buddy. Yeah. Then I'd be like, fine. You just lost a bunch of work. And I'm going to call the better business. Oh my, I didn't think about their buddy. Yeah.

Well, I guess I'm an honest guy because he wouldn't even take a lunch. Yeah, or so he says. By the way, not to alarm anyone, but this weekend, they say the Earth could end. This weekend? Yeah, David Meade says the Earth will collide with a rogue planet called Nibrio. And he says all numerology. And boom, we're forced to hit. Here's the thing.

If this was happening, they wouldn't tell us. They shouldn't tell us. Can you imagine how crazy we would go if we knew that we had three days left on Earth? Oh, man. Yeah. I mean, this weekend would be really inconvenient, though. Because I heart music festival? Yeah.

And I would basically, if I knew the world was ending, I would want to go out to eat and have a bunch of fun of my friends. But we would be in Vegas when the world was in there. That's kind of cool. That's kind of cool. That's true. Friday and Saturday night, it's our IHeart Radio Music Festival. And there's always huge artists. Like for us, Stapleton's playing, Thomas Reds playing.

They're also huge pop artists too But They always do something crazy Like one year Gangnam style guy came out And the crowd went crazy And one year What does the Fox A guys came

What's up the Foxe? So Eddie and I over here The Raging Idiots We're just waiting on that call We have the number one comedy song Come out and do namaste Have people doing yoga around this Nowha'amistay

Namaste We haven't got the call yet. I know. No, I mean, thank you. Girl, I'm trying to be responsible. But you're making it impossible. In a spandex pants looking off. Flexible and you're down with all.

Roof! Namaste. Ain't no way. I'm about to leave you in a press alone on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that mat. I should be saying goodbye. I might lose my job. But now a mistake.

Come on, baby. We're waiting. I got my cell phone. I get the update update on my phone to the new operating system. It's rocking. Yeah, I didn't get it. Maybe that's why I haven't got the text. Uh-oh.

The weird thing is about that song, it's making, like, my boss a little weird because it's being downloaded so many times. And it's not going to put on any playlist, and it's still getting stream like crazy. And they're like, oh, no, what if this song's actually, like, a hit? Why wouldn't they want that? Because it worries them.

because it's a ridiculous song. Oh, I love it. But why? It's catchy. I like the beat. I personally love yoga. But it's clever. The words are so clever.

Yeah, worries him a little bit. Now I'm going to stay worried. The bosses a little bit. 7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late.

We need to beat it like Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't start watching you. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw. Probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake. We're available anyway. If anybody's listening out there, we're available. Do you want to hear a funny story about lunchbox or no?

Yes. It can wait. Oh. No, what is it? I want to hear it. Okay, so if you buy, you go to the store, right? You buy a Visa gift card. Yeah.

And with the Visa gift card, where can you go to use it? Anywhere. Anywhere Visa is accepted. Exactly. Let's say you go to the store, right, and you buy, what, like, what's another general gift card? American Express. Did they have A.M.X gift card?

Yeah, they have all kinds. Master card. Yeah. Of course. You need go use wherever you want. Yeah. So Lunchbox goes and he has a gift card, right? And what store did you go to?

I was at the grocery store. He went to the grocery store, and he's going to use a gift card. So what kind of gift card did you try? Amazon. Yeah. Oh my goodness. He thinks Amazon means everything. Amazon is like a visa, I thought, because they don't have a store, so I thought it was just you could be used anywhere.

And so I tried to pay for my groceries with the Amazon gift card. And the cashier was like, sorry, sir, we don't accept Amazon. And I was like. You can't accept Amazon today. I was so confused, but it turns out that Amazon can only be used online at Amazon.com. You don't say. Turns out, huh? But I mean, Visa...

Turns out your Bass Pro Shop gift card doesn't work at Cabela's. But Amazon doesn't have a store, so I thought it was like in any day. It's a company. I mean... Like the whole cool thing about it is, is it's online and they can bring it to you. I had no idea. I really, I felt like such a moron. Like, it was pretty embarrassing.

I was like, oh, I was just joking anyway. I wonder, though, if you could use it at Whole Foods now because Amazon owns Whole Foods. I don't think so yet. Okay. I think Amazon just Amazon. Hey, Jackie, you're on in Oklahoma. Yes. Lunchbox was talking about earlier, again, just to punctuate the fact that sometimes he's not all there, that he can't stand it when women talk about fantasy football.

I agree. I have to agree with Lunchbox. I totally agree. Come on. Why? I just think it's annoying. I think women that don't have to insert themselves. There are things that are better at, things that are men are better at.

Why can't women love football? Don't bash her for. her opinion, let her talk. I love football. I watch it all time. I'm a football lover. But I have to turn, I literally have to turn the channel when the announcers, the women announcers come on because it's so annoying.

What's the difference in a female announcer and a male announcer who's never played it down? They've all just watched. I feel like the women are just doing it because they have to feel empowered and want to be in a man's world. And it's just ridiculous. Jackie, you're such a... Jackie. Jackie, you're so smart.

It's polar of the day. Jackie, no, you can't sign her caller in the day. That's not a thing. Jackie, you're sexist. I love football. It doesn't mean you're not sexy. I love, yeah, I just, I can't stand it either. I agree, lunchbox.

Thank you for being the caller in the day. Jackie, do you work? What? I don't work. I'm a mother of four. Oh, well, that's a job. That is a big-time job. So you do work.

I just didn't know why you're trying to hold the women down. No, she's not. Yeah, she is, too. I'm an empowered woman, but I do it on my own terms. I don't need to insert myself in a man's world. It's not a man. Oh, my goodness. All right, Jackie.

I'm going to hang up and let you go back in 1964. Oh, my goodness. Hey, I appreciate you. I appreciate you. I was just making sure. I appreciate the opinion regardless. Yeah, it was a great opinion. She nailed it.

What's wrong with people? What's wrong with people? Nothing. Okay. So Logan's sent me some gift cards for the dog. And so I have a lot of stakes at the house. People have been great. Send me steak.

So I was just going to give the gift cards to either edit your lunchbox. Yeah. But they want to compete for them. Oh, yeah. So it's... I didn't want to compete. Oh, you just, I know, but you just wanted them. Yeah.

They both wanted them. So I'm going to ask them U.S. history questions. Oh, yeah. Okay. Write your answer down. Okay. These are, you're supposed to easy U.S. history questions. Man.

Easy U.S. history questions. Easy. The winner gets... By the way, this is not a sponsored segment. Although it should be... How much? A hundred bucks. Oh, $100?

Yay, that's a lot of meat. I know it is. Let's eat. All right. Who is credited as the main person responsible for drafting the Declaration of Independence? Yep, got it. Are you in? I'm in.

All right. Lunch box? Hold on, hold on. There's two people I'm thinking of. All right. Only one, though. All right, I'll go with this second guy. I'll switch it up.

All right, good, good, good. Lunchbox. Thomas Jefferson. Eddie? Thomas Jefferson. At first I had John Hancock. Yeah, he signed it. He didn't.

He did a big one. All right, here we go. Paul Revere had a historical ride through what town. Yeah. Oh, Paul Revere. Oh, great. Here's a little story I got to tell about

three young fellas. It sounds so well. Start a way back in history. Come on. Yeah, dude. I know this one. Oh, yeah. I'm in.

I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. History, so he went through New York City. Eddie. Yorktown. Boston. I thought that was too easy. Dang it.

Who assassinated Abraham Lincoln? How did I? No, that was Kennedy. That's like, I don't know, to do a hundred years apart. Who assassinated Abraham Lincoln? Oh, boy, I only know one person. I got it. I'm in.

Let me write this one down. I don't know. I'm in for the win. Lunchbox. John Wilkes Booth? He faked it. No, I, that's your... I'm just going to randomly guess John Wilkes' boots.

I'm just going to pick three names out of a head. I thought that's two-guil. John F. Kennedy. No, as Lee Harvey Oswald. See, I... Eddie. Didn't know that. John Wilkes Boot.

All right. Woo! In 1963, JFK was shot in what city? That's tough. Is it? Yeah. No, I'm in. That's pretty easy.

Lunchbox? Dallas. Eddie? Dallas, Texas. You guys are crushing these. Eddie tried to play possum, but you're not good to. possum, dude. You guys are crushing these. So, y'all are tied? Yeah. Yeah, we're tied. 4-4.

Undefeated. Miss R. 4-4. Ready? Yep. The Louisiana purchase involved the annexation of territory from which country. Easy. Got you lunch. I'm in. Well, give me the meat. Lunch, Fox. I'm in for the win.

What is it? Mexico. Ready? France. Correct. Louisiana. Dude. New Orleans. New Orleans. Yeah. $100. Take your family out.

Wow. No. Give me another question. Hey, Eddie, what's for dinner? Logans. I almost said... We don't know any slogans because they don't advertise. We don't have...

I thought you should be like meat. Wait. It's what's for dinner. All right, give me half. That was a cheap... Stop. Quit a sore loser. You didn't say that was the last one.

I would have concentrated harder. Eddie, you went, buddy. Thank you, boom. Yeah. A taunt down. A taunt down. Here's Amy's Here's Amy's pile of stories

All right, what do you have? Okay, so do you know why people actually go crazy for pumpkin spice coffee this time of year? Yes, two reasons. One, because the news makes up stories. And they're like, oh, pumpkin spice burritos. Two, because of Halloween, obviously. Which Halloween, the biggest part of Halloween is the pumpkin. The Jacko Lanterns, it reminds us of the fall.

the great pumpkin Charlie Brown, those things, that's why pumpkin spices the thing. Close. Psychologists say that for a lot of people, we have memories associated with nutmeg, cloves, and cinnamon. No memories of nutmeg in my life. No. That's BS. There's no memory. Memory?

That's the spices that are in pumpkin spice. And when you drink a cup of that, you trigger or recall events that warmed your heart. That's not true. Those two psychologists that wrote that paper, that's not a very, I give them F. I get an F on that paper. It's about Halloween. Okay. I don't have any clove.

memories. I just went back. Nope, no club memories of childhood. But I do like pumpkin spice because I like the pumpkin. Pumpkin pie. I love pumpkin pie. Okay, so is anyone in here ever skipped the gym or not wanted to work out in public because they thought that they would look foolish in front of other people? Oh, of course. Anytime you start a new gym, you feel dumb. It's so intimidating. I wrote a whole thing in my book, a whole chapter of my new book that won't be I told us next summer. But it's about the first time I went to yoga and I thought everybody was staring at me. And then now I go to yoga and people come in. They don't know. they're doing, but I don't even look at them because I don't, it's not a thing. Right. And it's how you should live your life and not worry about people think because nobody cares about you because everybody's so worried about themselves. Like in life, like, nobody cares about what you do. Everybody is just worried about them.

But what it is I compared it to yoga the first time I went. And I was like, I thought everybody was watching me. And I was so bad at it. I thought everybody was watching me. But then as I've been doing it a long time, people come in there are terrible. I don't even pay attention to them. I'm worried about me. But I made that translation.

Yeah. Well, then I hope the 51% of it. of people that skip the gym because of that exact thing are listening to you right now and they go pick up. Not even about working out with life. Like, no, you can go mess up all you want. Just don't break the law or doing the, but nobody cares because everybody's so fascinated with themselves and worried about themselves. They don't care. All right.

What else? I have another Tiger Woods Shepo story. I like Tiger Woods stories. Go ahead. Well, haven't we, I mean, you've heard like tons of times. Oh, I know personal Tiger Woods cheap stories. And he's like, he's got a lot of money, right? He does.

Right. So, do you know who Darren Clark is? He's an Irish golfer? Can't say I'm big Darren Clark. No, or who did. Me neither. But he is out saying that he's had many dinners with Tiger and not once has he ever picked up the bill. And he said he couldn't even be coerced into paying for dinners for other people.

I know he doesn't. Listen, I should say this. I hear he doesn't tip. Like ballets. I know. It's crazy. I don't get it. I don't think it's a money thing.

I think he was just, everything was given to him forever. Oh. So it's weird for him. It doesn't make it right. but okay anything else well I have a way to boost your happiness in case you need it

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Making a list of the most underrated artists in country music. Now, it doesn't matter what you're rated. If I still think you're underrated, I made a list. At 10 was Brandy Clark. Since you've gone ahead. Craig Campbell, a 9. Lord, when I die. Luke Bryan at 8.

Charlie Warshum at 7. Louis. Cody Johnson is 6. So what I did is I said, hey, I want to make this list, and I hope everybody checks out all these people's music. I think they're underrated. So when I got to five, I was like, man, you know who is so underrated. And she's the name. We know her.

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It's the funny thing is when people move to town, they're always like, oh, at home I was a superstar. Then I get here, I'm like, oh, I'm not even that good compared to most people. And then you slowly have to... But of all the great singers, she's absolutely one of the best. Yeah, she's really good. So at number five, on the most underrated artist list,

because she can sing like crazy. In the land of great singers, she's even greater. As Lauren Atlanta. The whole list. 10, 9, 8, 765, All through five is up on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Lauren Elena makes the list as the fifth most underrated artists and country music. Congratulations, come get your award.

Is there an award? No. No, there's not an award, apparently. Okay, all right, there is. The Bobby Bone Show. Man, there's a new Bobbycast stuff. So as the show ends today, if you want to download the Bobbycast, is a show I do from my house with songwriters, with producers.

I had on last night, Robert Deaton. And he produces the CMA Awards, the Billboard Music Awards. They've done like over 500 music videos. But he was the one that teamed up Justin Timberlake and Chris Ableton. Like that was his idea. Oh, that's cool. And so we talked about that. We do the rehearsal.

It's obviously going to be a moment. When it was live, even backstage, you could feel the room changing. And then what we also started doing was seeing the reaction of the audience. I just started telling the camera guys start shooting the audience. you know, because that was also the story. He talks about how they tried to get JT for like three years, and he was like, no, no, I want to do it in the room, and then him and Stableton were buddies,

and it's a whole cool story. He talks about how him and he got Paisley and Carrie together. That was his, you know, when he was, so he runs the whole show, but he had a lot of good stories about, I mean, a lot of stuff. Anyway, check it out, Bobbycast, if you want to see that, and the Narcos guys came by last week. They're the actual detectives that the show is based on,

So that's up. Just search Bobby Cash on iTunes or IHartRadio. Hope you guys have a great Wednesday. We'll see you on Thursday like my friend says. Do you know my friend? Depends which friend said what? My friend George. What George say?

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