The Bobby Bones Show - Karen Fairchild Calls In & Bobby Finally Gets His Yeezys From Amy
Episode Date: May 11, 2017Little Big Town's Karen Fairchild calls the show, Bobby finally gets his Yeezys from Amy and Lunchbox gets a music lesson Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee o...mnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Good morning.
Welcome to Thursday show.
And good morning, studio.
Morning.
Eddie was telling me about this app called the no-weight app.
It's like a restaurant app, right?
Yeah, it's pretty cool.
What does it do?
Basically, if you're going to a restaurant,
you go to the app and see if the restaurant
there's a waiting list and see how long it is
and if it's like about the time that you're going to take
to get from your house of the restaurant you just click like
all right put me in line and 30 minutes when you get there
it's ready for you
so you don't have to wait at the restaurant
that's really cool but you could also just use
the name of the buy a bone show and you have no weight
I mean it's better than a now that's better than an app
that's not true I'd rather you not do that
Okay.
That's also not true.
You could definitely get rejected.
Because the thing about this app is that not all the restaurants have it.
So if it doesn't have it, I'll use the body.
Can we not name drop the show for any reason whatsoever?
I try not to.
No, no, not try it.
Like, I don't.
Like, I just don't, period.
And if I don't, I don't think anybody else should get to.
I agree.
I don't.
That's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
It's embarrassing.
Here's the thing.
You choose not to.
You can do whatever you want.
have a choice. You choose
not to drop the name. So you're saying you
can't. That's not accurate. If you were the
lunchbox show, lunchbox should drop the name.
Remember the Eddie show?
Eddie could drop the name. It's because your name
is the name of the show. Yes, you're using my
name to drop. And you're acting
like it, I mean, sure, could it have weight?
Maybe, yes. But then what if it does?
It's just embarrassing to be like, oh. But even if it does,
it's like, oh, we got to let him up.
And they're blah, da, da, da. You feel cool.
No. Like you walk in and you're like, yeah, you know,
lunchbox.
You have at lunchbox.
Bobby Bones show.
You act like you are Bobby Bones.
I do.
If that doesn't work, I'm like, you know, Bobby Bones coming.
Oh, really?
Oh, we can get you right in.
That's perfect.
Or if you call ahead and you're on the phone.
Oh, yeah, can I get a reservation for Bobby Bones?
Oh, we can get you in any time.
No problem.
Be there.
I don't like that.
Guess Bobby's not showing up.
Sorry about that.
So no more doing that.
Okay.
All right.
Cool.
So just use the app.
Use the app.
Use.
Bobbybones.com.
Whatever you need to use.
Nothing.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
Angela Fulmer's rescue dog, Capone, would not stop barking.
She went out to check the source of the barking.
She's like, what's going on?
And discovered the plug to her microwave was on fire.
Capone, the dog, had been rescued by the family just 18 months earlier.
She got all the kids and the dog out before the flame shot up and caught the kitchen ceiling on fire,
the whole kitchen caught on fire.
But had the dog not been barking at the microwave?
Had they not adopted the dog?
Yeah, all of it.
That's crazy.
So shout out to her.
Shout out to Capone the dog.
The firefighters said to get there and manage it.
Just shout to everybody there.
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All right, time for your Thursday morning, positivity, a little second what we call,
Tell me something good. Let's go.
Tell me something good. I'm going to go first. A student gets a job offer during the college
graduation ceremony, right in the middle of it. As Melanie Sanchez was waiting to collect her
diploma at the University of Central Florida.
The marketing major got a call
that she'd be waiting for. Her phone rang. She was like,
huh, I did his interview with them.
So she answered it with her cap and gown on
and then we're like, hey, listen, we got
your interview, we think you did fantastic, we'd like
to offer you this job. And she was like,
I'm about to graduate. This is the greatest day ever.
Except the job, job hung up
went and got her diploma. Wow, that's
awesome. That's a pretty good day.
Yeah. Amy, tell me something good.
Well, since Casey Schaefer was about
seven years old, he always wanted
is Grandpa Charles to be the best man in his wedding.
Well, fast forward to Casey being an adult, he asked his 90-year-old grandpa to be his best man.
Wow.
Your grandfather, maybe you're a grandfather, your husband's grandfather?
My husband's grandfather.
Was your efficient?
He married us.
Yeah.
Yeah, and he was like 95 at the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And it was so cute and awesome.
He was very cute.
And special.
He was really old.
Mm-hmm.
I was like, look at this guy.
Like, I hope when I'm 80.
I can do that.
No, he...
Is he still alive?
No, he's since passed away, but we've been married for 10 years now, but he lived in...
105, that'd be a heck of a run.
Yeah.
95's a heck of a run.
Wow.
I know, but he lived in Hot Springs Village and golfed every day and canoed and did all kinds of stuff at 95.
I just remember thinking it was amazing.
He was...
Yeah, it was crazy.
I know.
That's a good thing.
Stay active.
A lunch box.
Tell me something good.
Clementine was born with Spina Bifida where she said the doctor said she was going to be in a wheelchair or hole.
She's eight years old.
She's at school and she gets a little thing that says they're starting a running club.
So she takes a little form home to her parents.
They're like, well, you're not going to be able to do that.
You know, you can't run or anything.
She's like, just sign the form.
So Clementine just finished her first 5K, got out of the wheelchair, started running.
Wow.
So doctors don't know anything.
Well, they do.
They do.
That's what Clementine said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I like her attitude.
I like that too.
But let me just head for the record, doctors know a lot.
For those that also would like the challenge
But Clementine, that's awesome
That's a good story right there
The doctors were wrong in this case
The prescription was incorrect
All right, there you go, thank you.
This is a Bobby Bones
What do we think about the rock
Running for President?
It's a little ridiculous, right?
Yeah, but I mean, I kind of like it.
I like the rock.
Yeah, I like the rock too.
Here's the thing, though,
and the difference between the rock and Donald Trump
Oh.
Because everybody's like, oh, a famous to grunt.
Donald Trump had a lot of businesses, and that was really his thing.
The fame had the notoriety, but really it was he's been very successful in business, regardless of how you feel about him.
The Rock has wrestled in acted in movies.
Do I like The Rock as a person?
Do I think I would hang out with him more than Donald Trump?
Yeah.
He just seems like a normal dude.
And he's also not 70.
Yeah.
That's true.
And what about Jesse Ventura?
He got elected governor and all he did the last.
was Russell.
The rock should start somewhere else.
You know, like Ronald Reagan ran for office in California.
He was the governor, so I mean, yes.
I know, but I'm saying start in your state, run for office, then work your way up.
Because I guess he doesn't really have anything other than I love Fast and the Furious.
I don't think there are rules, though.
You can do it every one.
I guess that's true.
Like, I genuinely consider running for governor of Arkansas.
Yeah.
I have no political experience.
Yeah, but I think that's a good place to start.
Like, if you just start for...
Governor is not a good place to start.
Like running for like
Mayor of a town or something
Like the wrestler Kane is running
For mayor of a town right outside of Knoxville or Chattanooga
Oh
And so
I mean you're not like starting with president
You know
So that's good
You never know
Okay
Well so how do you feel about it?
You have thumbs up or thumbs down
Thumbs up, run for it
I mean see what you get
We'll learn more about him
Do you think he's serious?
I have no idea
Scandal's gonna end after next season
Don't say that
Modern family's been renewed for
two more seasons. The weird thing about modern family is a kid, all the kids are just getting so old.
It's like modern adult family where some of them should move out because like you're of age.
Modern things are going to college. Yeah, so I saw that yesterday. The names that people are using,
new baby names, Archer, Roman, Ace, Evangeline, and then Bowie. And you try to find the roots
of these. Probably David Bowie. That's the only one.
I can think.
And then Aces Spades.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
People playing a lot of rummy nowadays.
Yeah, yeah.
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Here we go.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Kelly Clarkson is the first choice to be judge on the new American Idol.
Supposedly ABC really wants her.
And she's interested enough to where she's clearing her schedule, though nothing is official yet.
She'll get paid a ton of money.
She's very likable.
Totally.
And she has new music coming out.
Oh, well, that's a win-win.
If I'm supposed to say that.
Oh.
That's okay.
Oh, speaking, let's just, we'll just move on to legit new music.
Brett Eldridge is set to release his self-titled album on August 4th.
This is going to be Brett's third album.
I'm Amy.
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Bobby Bone Show.
Boney up the day.
This story comes to us from Lancaster, Pennsylvania.
A man had a couple possums in his house, and he couldn't get him to leave.
So he's like, how can I do it?
I'll smoke him out.
So he started a little fire thinking the smoke would scare him, let him run out.
The only problem is caught the house on fire
It cost $50,000 in damage
Got them
Did they ever leave though?
I don't know if the possums got out
And did you know possums is spelled with an oh at the beginning?
I did!
Because I see it in the story
And I almost called them O possums.
Oh, they are?
Yeah.
I didn't know that.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
I was like, man, that's weird.
All right.
I'm Lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
shoes. Okay. Amy dropped off my Yeezys at the house yesterday. Look at those right there.
Hey, look at those. What? That's what all the hype was over. That's what Yisies look like.
That's what Yisys look like. They look like. They look cool. They're like angels on my feet.
What is this? Sharp Dress Man.
He got shoes.
I opened my front door yesterday and the bag was just at the porch.
And I was just like, why didn't Amy come in the house?
And I guess I was doing a bobby cast with Brandy Clark.
And so there were a bunch of cars in my house.
It was Mike D's car, my car, and Brandy's car.
And so Amy was like, I don't interrupt.
But I opened the door, but somebody could have stolen them.
I know.
I started to think that.
I was like, oh, no.
Somebody would get to the porch fast.
Yeah.
But I have them on.
And again, it feels like little angels kissing my toes every time I take a step.
Wow.
Yeah, my birthday present from Amy.
And people said, do I still count it even?
though it's over a month for my birthday.
And the answer is, yes, of course, I don't.
Just random shoes then.
No, they're awesome.
There's a picture up on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones.
This is Brandy Clark here.
She stopped by the house last night.
We talked for a while.
And Randy's written songs like, Mama's Broken Heart,
and Follow Your Arrow, and a bunch.
Randy also went to college on a basketball scholarship.
Oh, wow.
Like, it was pretty nuts.
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I'm taking this parasite medicine again
Listen, when I go and hang out with our friend Amad
Yeah, he's a trainer, and he's like a life coach
And he has like, whatever, he's like, you got a parasite
I'm like, no, I don't
Anyway, he goes out and he buys me this parasite medicine again
He bought it, it's called Parasmart
And so he bought it
I was like, I'll just take it.
It's 15 days.
You take like three a day, but it tastes so bad.
But he's convinced.
I think he's convinced everybody has parasites.
That's what he says, everybody.
So I'm taking it.
But I don't have parasites.
Again, I don't think I have parasites.
Like me?
But you actually went to Haiti and got it real,
I think you had like a squid in your belly or something.
No, but I mean, I don't know if I got it in Haiti,
but I know that I had a legit parasite.
But you can get it.
them in the U.S. You don't have to travel to another
country to get them. Yeah, the kind you had, though.
You don't get those hanging around the neighborhood.
Okay, thanks. Like, I don't have the kind of you had.
Life satisfaction dips at what age, you think?
80? No, it's actually really good as you get way older.
Oh. Because you kind of are at peace with everything.
Okay, 45? Yeah, it's exactly.
Really? At 45 years old, because it's considered
middle age now. And people feel like, when you're at that
middle line if you at least don't have the super
direction that you're going,
here's the thing that I learned about life.
I've been on this planet a long time, long enough,
37 years. Right.
You never really know where you're going, ever.
And as soon as you get it figured out,
big old left turn happens.
Sometimes you don't want it to happen.
Sometimes you think it's bad and ends up being good.
Sometimes it's good, ends up being bad.
You just never know.
But at 45, that's when it goes down.
Man, I feel like at 45, I'm going to be,
Just starting.
Oh, yeah, you haven't started yet?
Well, let's get, why don't we wrap that up a little earlier then?
If you feel like you're just going to start up 45.
I don't know.
I feel like I used to be scared of 40 or, you know, but now that we're getting close to that,
like I'm excited for it.
Like, I feel just as young as we were 10 years ago.
When you're 12.
Except for my knee.
22 seems like it's way adult.
When you're 22, 30, bleh.
That's so old.
Yeah.
When you're 30, it's like, eh, I get it.
there really is no difference in your mind.
I remember asking
R.L. Program director Jay Shannon,
we were sitting in his office one day
and he was, I think he was like 13
or 14 years older than I am.
And I was like, do you still feel like a kid in your mind?
Because he had kids and wife.
And he was like, nothing's changed.
Yeah.
He said there are different responsibilities
that you have to have when you get kids,
but you really don't change.
And I always thought you just hit this point
where I was like, now I'm an adult in my brain.
Yeah.
And so...
I'm not there.
Yeah.
Sometimes I'm like, shoot, I have to be an adult today.
I feel like at certain parts in my brain, like I'm very mature and some I'm just not.
Yeah.
Because I had to get mature really early on the life stuff.
I agree with that.
Like you had to grow up fast.
Yeah.
But then again, when it comes to like commitment and relationships, I'm like a 12-year-old still.
And like how I dress.
10, maybe 10 years old.
Yeah.
I'm in like camo, like, borderline capri pants and a John Mayer sweatshirt with a hood.
You know?
Yeah.
Sure style.
But then again.
Yeah. Life. What is life? I don't know. Life is life. I can't wait to see you at 45 though. If that's where it starts, because you've been crushing it so far. I can't wait to see you at 45.
Do you feel like it's going to be over for you?
Yeah, I'm done. Great. Rap City at 45. I'm going to call it out. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
If you want to see the shoes, Amy got me and see everybody complain about them. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
Show
My girlfriend sold me out yesterday
Hard
On what?
Well, we were in the dressing room
Of our IHeart Country Festival
And Eddie left his clothes back there
And they were disgusting
They were wet
And he just forgets stuff
And so
Lindsay was like
Do we take these clothes back
And I was like
Eddie forgets everything
And they were old
That holes in them
I was like I'm not taking them
And so she texted Eddie
And goes hey should I bring these bags
And so she ends up text him
going, hey, I got your clothes.
Bobby told me to leave them.
But I brought them back. She didn't have to put that in there.
She did. I said, I was so thankful.
I'm like, Lindsay, thank you so much. This is my favorite shirt.
I've had it since I was 18 years old.
And I can't believe I left them in the shower because I hung it to dry.
And she said, well, it's a good thing I saw them because I said, I was going to bring
him.
And Bobby was like, just leave him. He won't care.
No, I was like, leave them.
What are you talking about?
She didn't have to add that, first of all.
She sold me out.
Relationship status 80% now.
It's dropped three points from yesterday.
Yeah, relationship happiness at 80%.
I'm glad she brought that up because now I know where you stand.
I think he stands in like we've got to teach him a lesson.
I will leave Eddie.
I'll leave Eddie.
Eddie's late everywhere.
He leaves things.
I'm 38 years old.
You're not going to teach me a lesson.
Like, I'm done getting taught lessons.
Oh, you're not.
I am.
You're not.
You have many lessons still to learn.
You have many lessons.
You leave my t-shirt behind.
No, you live behind.
You left your stuff.
And it was old and disgusting and wet.
And she wouldn't have to go find a bit.
bag and put in the bag.
And you know what?
Good for her.
But whatever.
She sold me out to Eddie.
She could have just said, I brought your clothes.
But I said she was like, Bobby did me leave them.
Uh-oh.
Whatever.
Is that the fight you guys are having?
No.
No.
The fight was before that.
The fight was before that.
Okay.
So did you find out if you can give us the backstory of the fight?
What was talking about?
You said you're still like.
Yeah, I can't yet.
Oh, okay.
I'm just curious what I'll fight about.
I can't get the back story of the fight yet.
Because we need to know if it's your fault.
The investigation. Is it your fault or her fault?
There's no fault, but probably hers.
Bring it to Judge Common Sense.
That's him.
I would tell you if it were my fault.
I blame her for this fight.
I just got so upset at her.
Well, I need to know then.
If you're blaming her.
Not yet.
Okay.
Regardless of who's to blame, I got upset at her.
Really upset.
Like, my feelings were hurt.
And so...
Oh.
Yeah.
I just don't picture her hurting your feelings.
I know, right?
I don't see that either.
Me either.
Until it happened.
and you're right in the face, and you're like, bam, feelings hurt.
Leave Eddie's clothes behind.
Since she brought my clothes, whatever the argument is, I'm sure she's right.
Yeah, her side.
You know, people don't give me enough credit for this dance party that happens on Friday.
Like, I have to go through songs and songs and songs and songs.
It's hard.
Like, I have to find, like, 25, 30 songs every week because we do two dance parties.
I'm going through songs last night, right?
And I'll sit there for an hour and just listen to songs and try to see if it fits in the mix.
You know, I can try and mix up.
I don't have turntable or anything.
But I do really try hard and do.
try not to play the same songs over and over again.
Yeah.
And so I come across, Who Let the Dogs Out?
Can I go through years and stuff?
And I start listening to it, and I'm like,
what a stupid song this was.
Pretty dumb.
And we loved it.
Yeah.
I've listened to this going.
How in the world did we make this a hit?
Like, Stadium still play this song.
But the party was nice, the party was bumping.
Early on your piano.
And everybody having a bar.
Tell the fellas start, they named him calling.
I mean
I'm going to
I'm going to put my shot on
I think we regress
in society
when this is
this is going to last forever
I'm telling you
I was just listening to it last night
I was at last night
I was sitting at home
listening to
Tom Petty Wildflowers
and I was looking at that album
and I was like
you know what I gotta go find
dance party music
and the first one I come across
is
Who let the dogs out
and I was disgusted with us
just in general
it will not make the dance party tomorrow
What?
I decided to know
but
you got your face
today just now.
I did.
I needed it too.
I like this story.
Dad had to go embarrass
his son.
His son was 17 years old.
He'd been getting in trouble at school
for talking too much
during his physics class.
So the school kept complaining
so the dad just goes to sit with him in class.
He didn't tell the kid he was coming.
He just,
the teacher was like, come on in.
And he sits down beside his 17 year old
and embarrasses him, right?
So I started laughing and I was like,
why does this sound familiar?
year. And then I remembered Amy's mom had to do this with her sort of.
It hurts. I hurt for this kid. I was, like, I had a tardy problem to one of my math classes.
I think it was like pretty calculus. I don't know. What year?
11th grade. Junior year of high school. Basically the same. Yeah. Junior year. So my mom straight up
showed up at my school and walked me to class to make sure that I got there on time. I was never late
again. But it was so
embarrassing. She told me she's going to do it and I was like
there's no way she's actually going to show up and walk me to class
because it's not like the teacher asked her to do it or anything.
She just thought of it on her own.
And then next thing you know, I'm walking down in the hall
and I hear Amy.
Oh no. Familiar voice in a not familiar place.
I turn around and it's my mom
and she walked me
from the first floor all the way up to the third floor
to my mad class. She probably had to leave work.
Yeah, my mom had a job.
Like this was not. It's not like she had
time in her day to do this, but she was
determined to make sure she was
going to find a way for me to no longer be tardy
to math. And
that was just a big, in between those
classes, it was a big social time.
Usually it was only
five minutes, too.
No, no, no, no. It's big social time.
There's a lot to catch up on in that time of day, but she
escorted me, and let me tell you, I was never
late again. A Michigan driver,
26 years old,
has a GMC-onvoy SUV.
It rolled over, like a huge crash.
right and there was a spider in the car and he's like trying to kill it and as he's trying to
kill the spider because really I'd freak out too if a spider was up there I don't think I would
calmly pull over I'd be like he hits it he hits the thing rolls the car over and it's go it's
tumbling through oh my goodness and that's what it was he wasn't drunk it wasn't texting no it wasn't
texting they looked at all that because they look at your phone yeah none of that it was a spider
wow almost killed him
Oh, so I thought that was pretty crazy.
Last night, Brandy Clark comes over, and, like, Brandy Clark has written so many songs.
And, for example, this is Brandy Clark singing here.
Or this one.
But she wrote Better Dig 2 for Band Perry.
It was called Put Me in the Ground originally.
Band Perry changed the name, which was really smart.
But Trevor said we should call it Put Me in the Ground, and in parentheses, a love song.
So it's things like that.
They wrote this song, and the first time she ever heard it, it wasn't recorded or anything.
It was at the CMAs.
And they played it for the first time.
She's never used a credit card, ever.
What?
Wow.
Yeah.
Speaking of that and being a little OCD, like, I've never had a credit card.
Wow!
Because I know I would get in trouble.
You've never had a credit card?
People are always shocked about that.
I've never had a credit card.
I was talking about, like, OCD tendencies because one person can spot another.
And I've never had a drink.
alcohol because I know if I had one, I'd have a thousand.
And she's like, I've never had a credit card because I would use a thousand swipes.
Whoa.
So crazy.
So if you go over to iTunes and search Bobbycast, you can hear Brandy and I at my house last night
or Jake Owen or Dirk Spentley or we do behind the scene stuff for the show as well.
So it's up.
But she also wrote Mama's Broken Heart.
She talks about that.
She wrote Mary Go Around with Casey Musgraves?
No, no, she missed Mary Go Around.
They split into two rooms.
In the room that she wasn't in wrote Mary Go Around
Why she wrote a different song.
Oh.
That's terrible.
When Casey Musgraves was making her first record,
there were five of us that went on a retreat.
So the first we drew names in a hat.
So the first trio was Josh and Cheney Casey,
and Luke and I were upstairs.
So Luke and I write this fun song called I Drink to Get.
get drunk. We come downstairs and Shane and Casey and Josh have written Bearer go around.
So, I mean, I would have loved to have had my name on that just for being up there messing
around with Luke Wright and drink to get drunk. Isn't that funny? So funny. So she got her name drawn
and they didn't write this song.
It's really good. I hope you listen to it. I really love songwriters and love the stories.
She's also a great artist too. Bobby Cass, there you go.
Karen from Little Big Town
Be talking to us in just a little bit
Little Big Town has a new song
Happy People
I really liked the song
When the record came out
This was my favorite song
I remember listening to her the first time
I loved a song
I loved a song
Like the people don't fail
But just like
Push and Shep
You just like them to
It kind of a mom
As and a pop-as kind of feel
Like a hippie vibe
You know what I mean
Do you hear the hippie vibe or no
I hear it
Yeah
Karen from a little big town to be on the phone just a little bit.
Do you know who Mamas and Pappas are in lunchbox?
I've heard the name, but I have no idea who they are.
What do you associate with them?
Old people?
Old people.
Yeah.
Like, I feel like my...
So you do realize they're like 60s?
Yeah, well, I mean, with the name Mamas and Pappas, I figure they're an older group.
But they were younger.
What's a different set in Fallout, boy?
Like it.
Oh, good point.
Well, Fall Out Boy.
Like, I'm just saying the name of the band.
Yeah, but I just feel like they probably got started later too
because they're named Mamas and Pappas
so they already had kids and they were old.
That's what I figured their name after.
Like, literal Mamas and Pappas.
Like, you know this song here.
You know what's called?
And the sky is gray.
The sky is gray.
California Dreaming.
Oh, okay.
Is that familiar to you?
I've heard it, yeah.
I thought that was the Beach Boys, though.
They have a lot of California songs, too.
The mama cast
The lead singer of this group
The female
You know what? It's kind of like
Little Big Tintu
Too guys, two girls
Vocalist
Wow
Now that I said that
I didn't either
But she was eating a sandwich
And she died
She choked on it and died
Excuse me
She was eating a hand sandwich
What?
No
That crazy
Is she alone?
I mean
I don't know about that
I just got in my knees
Because there's some times I've choked on food by myself and I thought it might not make it.
Amy, you're right.
I did that with Dorito once.
I had a Dorito lodge to my throat.
Like perfectly triangular, sticking all points into my throat.
And I was like, that's it.
Like, I'm done.
I could not get the Dorado out of my throat.
I was punching myself in the chest so hard.
I was hitting my back against the wall.
And then once it came out, I was like, I lived.
Praise the Lord.
I thought divine intervention
sucked that Dorado out of my throat, man.
What was your food?
I mean, it's happened multiple times.
I mean, I don't have a specific food.
Literally, a lot of times it involves
something liquid too, maybe with food
and then start choking.
But, yeah, it was someone not around her
because they not do the Heimlich?
Does the Heimlich not work a lot of times?
I feel like we have a lot of tell me something good is where it works.
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not sure.
She may have been alone.
I don't know.
And maybe the Heimlich wasn't around back then.
Well, I think there was still a,
Maybe specifically.
I don't know when the Highland.
What do I know about the Himalick maneuver?
Do you realize?
I'm going to start trying to figure out.
Well, let me see.
I started to see.
Go ahead.
They sold 40 million records.
I just had to Google on because I wanted it.
They were only popular for four years, and they sold 40 million records.
Different landscape.
And you had to buy a record if you wanted a song.
That's insane.
Yeah.
So, anyway, careful little big town to be on a little bit.
That was the whole point there.
Bobby Bonesh out.
Here we go.
would. Amy's 30-second skinny.
Shania Twain's song, Life's About to Get Good. Her new one is being used in a promotional
ad for the 2018 Winter Olympics. The games are being held next February in South Korea.
The Winter Olympics are in South Korea? Yeah. I guess I don't know the climate there, so.
I mean, neither really. I hope it's cold. Yeah. I'm picturing now I'm picturing mountains and snow.
Hmm, interesting. All right. So Loretta Lynn is still on pace to make a full recovery from her stroke. Her sister, Crystal Gale,
hit up Twitter yesterday and thanked everyone for all the prayers and well-wishes.
She also gave props to the wonderful doctors and nurses who are taking care of Loretta.
I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny.
Nicole and Virginia. Good morning.
Good morning.
Appreciate you calling. What's going on?
Okay, so I'm having a bit of a dilemma.
I'm good at these, so go ahead.
I know. I'm trying to get as much advice as I can before I make a kind of huge decision.
Okay, I'll end it for you. Go ahead.
Good job.
I have a current job.
I've been in this role for about two years,
been with a company for five.
I applied for a new position
because the job I'm in is not a one-person job,
and I'm not able to really get much movement
on getting help with things that I have to do every day.
So I applied for this new job,
and they offered it to me.
It's a significant pay increase,
and I wouldn't be doing as much.
Boom. What's the issue here?
So far, I'll take the job.
What's the issue?
I need to know the issue here.
I'm feeling a lot of guilt.
My current department does take care of me.
I've gotten promotions within.
I've gotten pain increases within,
but it's always seeming like it's covering up the true issue of I'm not able to do everything that's thrown at me.
And I'm having to pick up other people's slack.
Okay.
I have the easy answer here.
And what I do is whenever I see a scenario like your own,
I put it into my real life and think how would I deal with it?
So let me use Amy, for example.
Let's say you weren't in a contract.
You can't go anywhere right now.
You're in a contract.
But let's say you weren't.
And you came to me and you said, hey, Bobby, Ryan Seacretcher's offered me a job on his show.
Now, Amy and I've been together for how many years?
11.
11 years.
Like Nicole, there's a lot of loyalty with us.
Amy's one of my best friends in my life, okay?
Yeah.
If she comes to me and says Ryan Seacretches offered me a job on his radio show, I'd be like, wow.
Is that a lot more money?
Yeah, it is.
Well, let me see what I can do.
and if I would then try to make it better entice you to stay.
Okay.
And if you couldn't, I would say, Amy, you need to go and take care of yourself.
Okay.
The loyalty that you would have to show me is just to be honest and say, hey, I've had this other job offer.
I want to present this to you.
It would be great for my family and for me.
And I know you've given me a lot.
And you've given me a lot.
And I'm thankful for it.
And I wouldn't be with this job offer from Ryan'sie Chris if it wasn't for you.
Yes.
So thank you.
So Nicole, you should feel no guilt about looking out for yourself.
As long as you go to your other job and say, hey, listen, I don't want to go.
go, is there anything that you can do to make the situation better? And if they can't, that's
okay, they'll get somebody else in there and you go and everybody's happy. Yeah, so they are trying
to keep me and I don't know if they're going to be able to match what this other job is offering,
but then that makes me think, well, would I be getting all of this if I hadn't?
It doesn't matter. Like, also, you wouldn't be getting an offer if you hadn't in a good job.
So take care of yourself. Give them the option. That's your loyalty right there. Hey, I've been offered it.
Because they would leave.
If they got a better option, they would leave.
They'd say, peace out.
Goodbye.
True that.
Your boss would be like, don't let the door hit me on the way out.
Piyo!
Fee don't fail me now, pion!
So tell them what's up.
And if they can't match it, and you're, then, hey, I really appreciate the offer.
And then you look for a way to help somebody out later on too.
Yeah.
All right.
There you go.
Case dismissed.
Go run along, make a lot more money and have a healthy life.
The end.
Thank you, Bobby.
You're welcome.
Have a great day.
Nicole.
Thank you for listening.
Thanks.
Bye.
Bye.
That's why.
That's why I was elected judge.
That's why.
Yeah,
that's Judge commenting for you.
And that makes sense.
Thank you.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This show.
I have crazy anxiety, right?
So much so that I take anxiety medication.
I've been slowly tapering down from it.
But in the middle of the day, my heart will just start beating through my neck.
And I have to, like, take a second.
And that second.
turns out sometimes an hour and don't sleep well at night. So my girlfriend says, hey, why
you try this app, right? And I'm like, what is this app that you tell me of? And it's called,
I'll tell you what it's called the minute, right? Okay. And she goes, first of all, I have trouble
with the TV off, even when I sleep. When I was growing up, I never had a bedroom. Until I was
like junior year at college, I never had a bedroom my whole life. I slept on the couch because
our house was small. We didn't have enough bedrooms. So I'll slip on the couch and underneath the
couch was my closet. I kept all the clothes underneath the couch in a living room. But because I was in a living
room, the TV was always on, and that's comfortable for me because that's how I grew up. And so I have
trouble with TV off, but also, you know, the TV's on. I'm stimulating my brain. Yeah, you're not able to
get a full night's rest. So she's often doing shows, and I talked to her last night before she is about to go on.
She goes, hey, try this app. And what you do is you tell it how long you want to talk to you, right?
Oh, wait. What? Okay. And again,
I'm completely not down with it.
But if she recommends it, I'll try it once.
And she goes, okay, so try it.
And it tells you random things to think about for 15 minutes.
So I'm going to push the button and let you hear what happens, okay?
I want to push, put me to sleep.
Okay.
Perform this activity with your eyes closed as you were trying to fall asleep.
You close your eyes and you think about these.
My sleep button will describe one scene at a time.
When you hear the description, please imagine it.
For example, if my sleep button says man and woman jogging, then imagine a man jogging with a woman.
That's it.
Imagining diverse random scenes may make you drowsy to the point of falling asleep.
Now let's begin.
A sun deck.
Think about it, like a sun deck.
And then seven seconds later, something else comes up again.
Here you go.
Zipping a pencil case.
So now I'm zipping up a pencil case.
And I'm laying there with my eyes close thinking of this stuff.
Another one.
A child sleeping with a teddy bear.
And so you start thinking of these things.
And for 15 minutes, it just reads these to you, right?
15 minutes.
Here's another one.
Ice in a punch bowl.
And so I'm like, she's nuts.
And for the first three or four minutes, I'm just sitting there going, this is stupid.
This is stupid.
This is stupid.
Yeah.
And it just keeps going.
Right?
And I remember lasting all 15 minutes and at finishing and saying,
bang, you know, whatever, you know, a guy putting on a hat, and it wrapped up.
And I was like, well, that was a stupid.
And I was out.
What?
I don't remember.
Now, I slept for about four hours, which for me is a long time.
That's amazing.
It.
I think that app works.
It must.
I just sat there and was thinking about all these things, and it's called the sleep button.
Hold on.
No, my sleep button.
Okay.
And it's free to do that one, but they have in-app purchases where if you're,
want to buy different things.
Oh.
I wonder what that's like.
I don't know.
They want different.
I don't know.
But anyway, I did it last night and it worked.
I felt like it worked.
So it's not a commercial because you can even change the voice gender.
Wow.
Who knew?
Oh.
What would you change it?
I mean, I don't want a dude talking to me.
Is I go to bed.
Picture.
Blue jeans going on me.
A baby.
What?
The teddy bear.
So, okay, that's what it's called.
And I sat there last night and I was a skeptic and I did not think it would work.
And I don't sleep well.
but photocopying a book chapter so I start thinking of putting a book on a like a copier
I wonder how they pick what they're going to have you picture wearing sunglasses in the car
why why that there's no answer who knows there it goes a glass ceiling a glass ceiling
then I go is it like a metaphorical glass ceiling or a real glass ceiling and then before I can get to it
It gives me another one.
Bells ringing softly.
I'm yawning.
And then I was out.
I'm telling you.
I'm going to try it again,
but it was the first time I'd ever even heard of this app.
It's called.
Hold on,
my sleep button is what it's called.
Okay.
I'm going to have to record
what my husband does for me
now that you play that.
What do you mean?
I'll have to record it.
You'll have to wait.
Oh, he does something to be here?
He talks to me.
Mother's days this weekend.
So here you go.
Things that moms want.
One time.
That's what they want the most time.
Like to herself.
Yeah.
Eddie got a wife?
Yeah.
So just let her go somewhere?
You got two kids.
Like, what's the plan?
Well, the plan is to just make everything about her that day.
She doesn't do anything.
She gets to kind of just chill and we cook and clean.
And I pretty much run the house, which I need help.
So I'll get the kids to help me.
Could you go do something by yourself, you think?
I don't think she wants to.
I think the thing she's, we tried that before.
Like, go get your nails done or whatever.
But she just wants to kind of just.
hang with us.
So I don't know.
I mean, my best thing is just to do what she would normally do,
which is just kind of cook and take care of the rest of us.
You do her part.
So, yeah, I'm going to have to run the household.
Do you really do that?
Do you really do that?
She'll probably come in and help a little bit.
Do you get her anything nice?
Yeah, I have to.
You guys said the other day that I got to get her something,
even though she just had a birthday.
Yes, of course.
It's rough.
I don't know what I'm going to get her.
Other things they want flowers.
Okay.
Wine.
Ooh.
Does she drink wine?
She does.
And she likes flowers.
Sleep.
She would love sleep.
A clean house.
That's what we're going to do.
Can you clean the house?
Of course I can't.
Can you do a good job at it?
Yeah.
She doesn't have to go back.
I'm so detailed that I can really clean a house.
You aren't detailed.
But you don't fold clothes.
Like you have laundry mouse.
Laundry I won't do.
But that's not cleaning the house.
Yeah.
Her car washed and then a special dinner.
So what will you do for food?
I will probably make something.
Maybe a little hand-rolled sushi.
because she really loves sushi.
You've said that numerous times that you're going to make sushi and then you never do.
Can you please do it for one?
Because you always come back, ah, we ended up just getting pizza.
That's true.
That's usually what you say.
Every time you talk about hand-rolling sushi.
There's one thing I'm not good at.
It's just time management.
So, like, sometimes I think, ah, I want to make sushi and then we run out of time.
I'm like, let's just order pizza.
Is that cool?
She's like, yeah.
That's what we do.
Is she pretty just go with the flow?
She is.
She's just like me.
We're both like at the story.
start of the day, let's do 15 things today, and at the end of the day, we only do two.
And we're like, wow, well, that was exhausting.
Oh, well, that's cool because neither one of you ends up annoyed.
Yeah, we're both happy about it.
You know, my girlfriend and I are the same, too, about not that, we're the opposite of you guys, but we're the same.
Oh, okay.
That's all that matters.
They set out to do 15 things, and they do 30.
Oh, God.
And it's like, how many extra things you get done today?
But, yeah, we're very calendar time.
Got to get in, you know, got to be here by this point.
be at the next place on time too.
Oh.
My husband and I have the opposite.
You are.
Like he's buttoned up military time.
Does he talk in military time?
Yes.
He does it.
He's like,
yeah,
$300.
It's $200.
I mean, it's just out of habit.
I think if he's trying,
if he's aware and having a normal conversation with people,
then yeah.
But sometimes around me, he'll just do the military time.
Or if he's sending an email and I'm attached to it.
I'm like, honey, you can't communicate like that to people.
Or like, he'll reply back in a text to me,
just see.
I'll tell him something on text
and all I'll get back is the letter C.
Is that confirmation?
It's copy.
Copy that.
And I'm like,
Roger.
I know.
And sometimes I'm like, you got to,
but I get it.
Who he's dealing with in a day-to-day,
you know, on a day-to-day basis,
they speak that, that lingo.
And he's always operating off the world clock.
Did you know there's a world clock?
Yeah.
Oh.
It's one that they all operate off of out of...
Is that the iPhone clock?
Because I have that.
I think it's in like, I could be wrong, but England somewhere.
I don't know.
It's like Greenwich.
Is that it?
I don't know.
I don't know. What? See.
See, see.
This is the Bobby Bowles show.
All right, Karen from Little Big Towns on.
Hey, Karen.
Hi.
What's up?
Good morning. How are you?
I'm good. How are you?
I'm good.
What are you doing in the morning?
Like when you're home on a weekday?
I drink like five cups of coffee and start working and take Elijah to school and, you know, try to work out.
I'm not as disciplined as you are, though.
Yeah, but I mean, because you live two lifestyles, the on-the-road lifestyle.
Do you wake up later on the road?
No.
I'm an early riser because Elijah's going to do.
I don't even know.
I don't even know.
are you in a sock by any chance right now?
Does it sound like I'm in a song?
A little bit, yeah, it does.
It's okay.
Are you in your...
Wait, wait, I'm in the Bahamas.
Oh, come on!
Come on with that.
Dang.
I'm sorry.
She's like, oh, life stinks.
I'm waking up so early.
Dang.
That's why it sounds like a sock, maybe?
I'm going to try a different place.
No, you're good.
If you're in the Bahamas, we forgive it, right?
Yeah.
Does it sound better in here?
Yeah, sounds good.
It didn't sound good with the ocean waves.
Oh, thanks.
Come on.
Come on.
All right.
So, Karen from Little Big Towns on the phone from the Bahamas.
And what we're doing right now, we actually have an exclusive for a whole 24 hours.
You can watch their brand new video for happy people at Bobbybones.com.
And so go look at it because it's the only place that you can see it.
So tell everybody what they're going to see when they see this video, Karen.
Well, we're going to see lots of our friends and family here in this video, but it just shows, you know, a lot of different folks from around the world, and it just celebrates the joy, you know, with that song.
And we kind of thought it was perfect for you guys because of pimping joy and you always do to tell me something good segment.
And we were like, you know, he would be the perfect person to share the happy people.
video with. Well, I appreciate
that, even though
like she's back in the sock a little bit.
Am I back in the sock a little bit? Just a little bit,
but it's okay. We heard everything you said,
and it sounded very sincere.
We just appreciate a little less
because it's come from Bahamas. We're just a little bitter
right now that you're in the Bahamas.
I'm sorry. I am working.
I'm going to work tomorrow, though.
How do you work? What are you going to do?
Do you write songs?
No, we're singing.
We're going to meet a bunch of folks that are
coming off of a big cruise ship and we're going to go sing for them and then we're going to
stay another day and another cruise ship's going to come in and then we're going to sing for
those folks and then head back to Nashville. It's a rough life. I know, right?
Sounds amazing. Yeah. Yes, it's a rough life. Well, congratulations. The video's up now. I
will watch it a little bit ago. I think it's fantastic. We're going to play happy people right now as
well on the radio and hope everybody goes to bobbybones.com. And Ken, we're just giving you a hard time.
We're really happy you called in. I know you're, you know, you're, you know, you're, you know,
eating coconuts, sleeping in the cabana.
Life's a great. You didn't have to call us.
I really appreciate that you did.
No, well, you didn't have to, you know, do the world premiere for us either,
so I appreciate you doing that.
And I'll have some coconut water in your honor today.
All right.
Karen, from a little big time.
Bye, Karen.
Have a good day.
All right.
Love you guys.
I was reading this email that Steve Harvey sent to our staff.
I laughed.
So I'll read.
Did you guys read this, by the way?
Yes.
Okay, good.
So.
Yeah.
Sometimes you just get inspired by things.
Wait, you're inspired by this?
Let me read you as Steve Harvey wrote to a step.
He says, good morning, everyone, welcome back.
I'd like for you all to review and hear the following notes and rules for season five in my talk show.
There will be no meetings in my dressing room.
No stopping by or popping in.
No one.
Do not come by my dressing room unless invited.
Do not open my dressing room door.
If you do open the door, expect to be removed.
My security team will stop everyone from standing at my door who have the intent to see or speak to me.
I want all the ambushing to stop now.
That includes TV staff.
You must schedule an appointment.
I've been taking advantage up by my lenient policy in the past.
This ends no more.
Or this ends now, no more.
Do not approach me while I'm in the makeup chair unless I ask to speak with you directly.
Either knock or use the doorbell.
I am seeking more free time throughout my day.
Do not wait in any hallway to speak to me.
I hate being ambushed.
Please make an appointment.
I promise I will not entertain you in the hallway.
If you're reading this, I mean you.
Everyone, do not take offense to the way I do business.
It's good for my personal life and enjoyment.
Thank you all.
Signed Steve Harvey.
Okay, so when you read that, what do you think as a businessman?
I think that he's not able to get any time.
I think he just wants in the middle of his radio shows
and TV shows and stand,
that he would like to have at least a little bit of privacy
in his dressing room.
Yeah.
And be able to walk down the hall
and without people just going,
da, da, da, da, da, da.
That's what I think.
Okay.
And I think you also put an email on purpose
so it would get out.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
Yeah, because otherwise it would have been some sort of like.
Yeah, you just say it and people go,
oh, Steve Harvey.
It was for sure supposed to get out.
So who was it written for?
People.
The people reading it?
You.
Yeah, I felt that when he said that.
People don't work on a show.
Okay.
Because you just feel like he's trying to get five minutes of time or ten minutes of time.
He can't even walk down the hall of that.
People go, let me give him.
Yeah.
So I don't hate it.
People are like, oh, what a jerk.
I don't hate it.
I love direct communication because I've written one myself.
Oh, good.
Here we go.
Yeah, this was from me to you guys.
Yes.
So.
So in honor of Steve Harvey's letter of open communication, I have written an open communication letter
to the members of this show.
Oh, great.
Both in this room here and in the glass room.
Oh, boy.
Hello, staff of the Bobby Bone Show.
Stop complaining about how cold the studio is.
Here we go.
If I snap my fingers, Eddie, the temperature must be dropped by two degrees.
If you say it's too cold in here, anyone, expect to be removed.
Do not park in my spot in the garage.
This ends now.
Even though it's not marked, everyone knows it's my spot.
TV spoilers are no more.
Do not talk about any show you should.
started watching on Netflix that we haven't finished yet.
I want the spoilers to stop now.
I will need to be transported from the studio to the bathroom via piggyback ride.
Oh, wow.
Do not complain about how many times I play All-Star in the dance party.
Smash Mouth Rules.
If you're reading this, I mean you.
If you're reading this and your name is Amy, yes, I mean you too.
This is good for my personal life and enjoyment.
Thank you, Bobby.
Who's giving you the piggybacker?
Hey, that's pretty good.
Remember that time you say when I'm being unreasonable?
Let me know.
I think you're being unreasonable.
I don't feel like that was that bad.
Hey, Eddie.
Here we go, two degrees.
I mean, it's already at 67 degrees.
It's cold than it's ever been in the studio today.
66 now.
If we were to get removed every time we said it was cold,
like you would be doing your show by yourself.
Yep, let's do it.
Okay.
Hey, let's try it.
It's cold.
No, Amy.
Get out.
It's freezing.
Like, I have to, I brought a blanket to work today because...
You think better when it's cold.
No.
And you guys also aren't sitting under this 1930s piece of crap board that we have in the studio.
You should have that in your letter.
I need a new board.
This ends now.
There you go.
I tried that.
They built us a new studio in Austin.
Yeah.
That makes our studio here.
Yeah.
I mean, that's a different letter.
Yeah.
That one's coppwees have a new board.
Please, please.
We don't have.
But I'm sitting by this big heat.
Give me some of that.
Put that board over here.
I'll take it.
Give me the button.
Okay.
We're done.
Thank you all for listening to the new policies, okay?
Get your bones on.
I was in a hotel.
I guess I'm Monday because I was in California.
I was in Los Angeles.
Yeah.
And I don't even know the channels.
I travel so much.
I've memorized the channels for different systems.
Wow.
Like, I know where TBS is on, like, six different channels.
I know where Nick at night is on, like, six different.
Wow.
So, I'm a number person, though.
Like, I know my credit card number.
I know all this.
You know your credit card number?
Oh, yeah.
What is it?
No, don't say it.
So I'm flipping through channels going to my channel, but I didn't recognize this.
Cale system I was on.
So I'm, like, searching.
And I don't know why, but the remote stopped on the Kardashians.
I never watch keeping up with the Kardashians.
It happens to me sometimes.
I don't know why.
It gets stuck, right?
I'm watching it, right?
Like, that's just so.
Like, I'll watch it.
like 40 minutes later, right?
Yeah.
I can't get it off the channel.
You loved it.
It stuck on E?
Yeah.
It was so ridiculous.
I know.
And it was, they were in like, it could have been rerun because, again, I don't think
I've ever watched an episode.
Well, was, um...
The dad on there?
No.
Bruce Jenner, Bruce Jenner.
That's how I can tell if it's a rerun or not, too.
No, they were in like, having a vacation.
Uh-huh.
Their whole life's a vacation.
But they went on a family vacation to an island, and Chloe
was trying to hang out with the mom,
when the mom wanted some quiet time.
And they were talking about why Tristan Thompson wasn't on the show.
She was like, I just think our life needs some privacy.
He doesn't have the cameras around.
He doesn't have basketball for the Cavaliers.
Oh.
She's talking about how good Cleveland was.
She's like, they have winter.
Anyway, I watched like 40 minutes of that stupid show.
I think I watched two episodes.
But it was full of those scene resetters.
It's all it is.
It's a scene resetter.
It's like five minutes of like some piece of content.
And then it's like, shot of this, shot of that, shot of that, shot of that,
shot of that, new scene.
Oh, that's what that's called?
I don't know.
It's like when they change.
locations, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Very like Laguna Beach.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Totally.
That Scott Dissig guy cracks me up there.
Great.
He jumped in the bed with the Courtney Kardashian.
You were like having a summer party?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I'll watch it.
I'm not going to lie to you.
I was kind of like,
I felt worse about myself afterward.
Because it easily could put it on the news and watch,
like, made himself a better person.
But I didn't.
I watched the Kardashians.
Sucks you in sometimes.
I know.
But Kanye wasn't on there.
Is he ever on that show?
I don't.
I saw summer.
I think I watch it regularly.
I don't think so.
Our producer Raymond.
Do you watch the show?
My chick watches it all the time.
So you watch it.
And Kanye's not on there?
He's never on there.
When he did his clothing line, he was on there one time.
Yeah, I think they did the fashion show once, but that's it.
So I always wanted to pair Kanye's shoes, easies.
And so I never asked Amy for a pair, but for my birthday, she got me a picture,
and they're impossible to get.
As soon as they come out, people go, boom, buy them.
But I didn't even know somebody who works at the shoe place.
And so she's like, here, I got you some easy.
are not here yet.
And yesterday they were delivered to my door.
And we dropped them off.
And you can see a picture of them on my Instagram.
Not a cheap shoe.
I'll be honest with you.
And so I have them on.
I love them.
And they are what they are.
But then everybody's like, these are fake.
Yeah.
There's people making comments and they're analyzing the shoe and they're saying it's fake.
And I'm like, no, I had them verified.
They're not fake.
They're not fake.
Amy took the shoes and sent them to a different person to have them verify.
And they came back to me with a tag on it that said,
have been verified real.
Yes.
But go like on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bowens.
You can see these shoes and see everybody fighting about it if they're real or not.
I had no idea.
There's like a thing.
Yeah.
There's like an Instagram account called Yeezy Buster.
Yeah.
And it's kind of funny.
They bust the fake easies and, you know, the disrespect to the shoe.
Oh, you don't want disrespect to the shoe.
I just need people to, listen, I'll comment back to everybody, but I found myself getting way too into it this morning.
You were fighting with people?
No, and I wasn't fighting, but I was like, yo, these are very very,
Fair five.
Yo.
Because they're a rapper's shoes, you have to say, yo.
No, but I just felt like being like, stop hating.
Well, they're up, Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram.
Do you see them again?
You like them?
I love them.
I think they're fantastic.
I see them.
Yeah, I picked that color out.
I don't know.
This looks fake, dude.
Oh, they do?
No.
The stitching looks off.
The stitching.
Someone was like, the line's not straight.
What do I know?
But as far as I know, they're real.
If someone wants to come in and look at them, we can appraise them on the air.
Ooh, that's cool.
Good idea.
That makes me nervous.
But they're real.
They're real.
Dr. Phil was injured in a dirt bike accident.
What?
He dirt bikes?
Yeah, that's what I thought too.
And he didn't want anyone to know, so he hit it.
Why?
Well, something's else going on with that.
Who is he dirt bike riding with?
That just doesn't mean.
That happened to Bobby Petrino, the Razorback Head Coach.
He was on a motorcycle and had a wreck with a girl on the back.
Oh, no.
That's how he ended up losing his job.
That's terrible.
Listen, I'm happy that Coach Beelham is there now, but that's how they found.
That was his whole downfall.
He was riding motorcycle where they'd go ahead on back of the bike.
Dang.
And so Dr. Phil, he's last one McGraw, by the way.
Are him and Tim related?
I always like Dr. Phil's last name was Phil.
I don't think they look anything alike.
Me too.
Like, Dr. Phil.
Phil.
That's it. Not McGraw.
Yeah.
Phil McGraw was injured in a dirt bike accident.
He's fine now, but he did not want anyone to know about it.
His staffers are calling it motorcycle gate.
Oh, gosh.
He was practicing a dirt bite trick.
No, I thought you didn't.
With some of his Hollywood.
stuntman friends, and he landed awkwardly and dislocated his shoulder and also messed up his ribs.
His injuries were so severe that he was laid up in bed.
The secrecy was so intense staffers called the situation Motorcycle Gate.
I need a scandal or something.
Because I'm reading, I'll tell you, I'm reading this book right now.
Something, anything.
Here's all I'm going to do.
One's going to come out.
I'm going to make one.
I'm going to have one come out.
And you can believe it or not.
But sometimes in the next year, I'm going to put a scandal out there.
Oh, I can't wait.
And we'll see what.
But how are we going to know?
You won't.
That's cool.
I like it.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
Believe it or not.
Is it going to be like that scandalous thing right there, motorcycle game?
You never know because I'm reading this book about David Letterman, but he didn't write it.
They wrote it.
It's like people that spent their time with them.
So you tell me one day we can write a book about you?
Of course.
If the person is important enough, I don't think anyone would care.
I have goals for you.
Great.
I appreciate that.
But, you know, Letterman was involved in like a sex scandal.
Remember because he was hooking up with the intern
Well she was his intern but not later
But she's under 20s, whatever
But then the dude was gonna like blackmail letterman
That's right
And he was like uh-uh
And so he went out and was like
I'm doing it and he got in trouble
You know
But like I'm so like
There's nothing about me that's interesting
As far as like I have no edge
Yeah
I need a scandal
Yeah you're pretty boring
Yeah
What can we come up with?
I have about five hours a day
of thoughts, and they all come out on this show,
and then I've got nothing.
I need a scandal.
Okay.
So something's going to happen.
I'll make it up.
But you can believe it or not.
Okay.
I mean, you have to start adding something to your lifestyle, though, slowly, right?
It had to be real.
But like, I don't, like, I've never done a drug.
Okay.
We can, I mean.
Just kidding.
You can plant it on me?
Oh.
Yeah.
That's dirty.
Like 13 reasons.
Get you pulled over with like 40 pounds.
I don't really want to go jail.
I want to create something.
40 pounds.
I don't want 40 pounds of anything in my car.
What's wrong with you?
I don't know.
Recently, wasn't there like 40 pounds of meth or something?
Johnny Depp has blown through $650 million in 13 years apparently.
That's awesome.
That is so impressive.
I can't even imagine.
So there's a whole legal dispute right now where Johnny Depp's fighting his money managers.
And when you just hear what he was spending money on.
Tell me.
Amy, you're going to be beside yourself.
Okay.
So he made $650 million in the past 13 years.
Pirates of the Caribbean.
Just listen to this.
He bought three islands in the Bahamas.
Oh, yeah.
That'll do it.
He bought five properties in a cul-de-sac in West Hollywood.
He had a 40-person staff that cost him $3.6 million a year.
He spent $350,000 a month to maintain his yacht.
A month.
So that's, again, talking about $4 million a year.
He had originally bought this yacht for $10,000.
million and spent $8 million renovating it and he sold it and took a huge hit on it.
He shells out big bucks for his ex and their kids, and he should.
And he spends $300,000.
No, no, no.
How about this one?
He spends $30,000 a month on wine.
Wow.
What?
On wine.
That's a little much.
But I mean, how many people are drinking it?
I don't think it matters.
His staff of weight in it.
He's blaming the management group for mismanaging his income.
So is he broke or what?
They say he's not broke, literally.
but he didn't have enough cash
to live his lifestyle
which is $2 million a month.
Okay, sell an island.
Right, and that's the thing.
It takes time to do that.
He didn't have the liquid cash.
But I always read about these people.
Like, for the first time in my life,
I have someone that helps me with my money
because I don't know what I'm doing.
I grew up broke.
I don't know what money does.
I don't know how to.
So I have someone that,
I always wonder if they're going to run away with it.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
They could.
Because you read about that all the time.
Yeah, and I'm kind of like Johnny Depp.
Totally.
Minus $6, $6,000.
Dude, if you had an island.
island of the Bahamas, like I'd hit you up all the time.
To do what?
To go.
Just an island by yourself?
I'd bring the family.
What are you talking about?
You got to get them out there.
That's true.
Good point.
I'd never go.
People would just run away with, like I always, like Dane Cook, right?
That was his name?
Yeah.
The comedian.
The comedian.
Like his brother.
His brother stole all his money.
It's terrible.
And Mary J. Blige.
Like a lot of these people, I think Mary J. Blige's one.
A lot of these, they're just like, because they don't know what, and I'm that
person.
I have no idea what to do with money.
nothing.
I don't live out of my means.
I pay, you know, I have my mortgage.
I don't have a crazy lifestyle.
I didn't start spending a bunch of money on something crazy.
Like, us.
Yeah, I was just fine.
You guys do just fine.
We can do better.
You can still buy stuff.
I mean, if you're looking to buy things.
I'm not looking to buy things.
I got to buy something scandalous.
Oh, be like, Bobby Bone just bought his co-host,
Amy a new car.
No, that's a good scandal.
That's a good scandal.
That's a terrible scandal.
I got to go to the dentist.
I have more teeth problems.
My back tooth is about to fall out.
Oh, no.
That's not good.
Like top right back.
C12 molar 16.
Top right back.
Or whatever they say.
Yeah, like top right back.
You know, yeah, you go to the dentist and they're like,
oh, let's get a breaker, breaker, one nine on the 12 molar.
Yes.
Number 13.
Yeah, they're trying to keep it all secret.
But really, they're like, man, you got a dirty mouth.
They're like 14 french fry, but really that means.
this is disgusting.
There's a French fry in 14.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Between 14 to 13, we got a peanut.
So I have a gap, like a huge gap.
And between my very back tooth and the other one,
I felt loosening.
I just don't have time to go to the dentist right now.
So what are you going to do?
I'm eating everything on the left side.
I've converted all the left side.
So if you see my left jaw starting to get really big and strong,
it's because I'm only eating on the left side right now.
Because my back right top, number 72-3.
and it's kind of yeah and there's a
there's a gap food gets stuck up there
then my bread stink
so I'm constantly flossing it so that means
it's bleeding all the time because I'm constantly
and I don't let it heal
anyway I just thought you should know that for some reason
yeah so I'm going through right now
I appreciate it
I try to go to the dinner
my whole life's a mess right now
the only part of my life that's not a mess right now
is my relationship and that's only at 80%
yeah and it went down 3% since yesterday
because my girlfriend sold me out to Eddie
that's right and I loved it
no that's what friends are for
I think. That's what she said.
No. It was crap.
Because what happened was Eddie left some clothes behind in the locker room in our dressing room at our Hark Country Festival.
Old wet clothes.
And I was like, Eddie left him behind and they were so old.
I was like, just leave him.
He must not have cared enough to take him with him.
She texted him.
He was like, hey, do you want these clothes?
Eddie said yes.
That was it.
She was a great person for doing it.
Then she goes, Bobby told me leave him behind.
Why did you have to include that?
I'm glad she told me.
So we were already in a fight anyway.
We had a real fight.
Which we don't know anything about that fight yet.
Yeah, but I'm going to say it's her fault.
But we were at 83% on the rotten tomato scale.
It was still fresh, but it's 80 cents.
Okay.
Since you sold me out to 80.
Now we've gone down.
Yeah, so that's...
And that's what's going right in your life right now.
Yes.
Everything else...
A slowly declining relationship.
Wow.
80's good.
80's average.
No.
No.
If you go down to 70s.
Okay, if you go down to 77 tonight.
Relationships go up and down.
Sometimes you get ups and down.
Yeah, they fluctuate.
You're right.
Yep.
Okay.
That's all.
But my tooth just compounds.
The number 14?
12.
We've got to break one.
Backiner.
Pencil breaker.
What?
So, yeah, there's that.
But yeah, it's good.
Everything's good.
I just got to get a dentist.
But it's just a whole thing.
My dentist is awesome, by the way.
Like, I really enjoy going to my dentist.
Like the people there.
I don't like going to Dennis.
I never went to Dennis my whole life until I was in my 20s.
And so I've been catching out my whole life.
But then I go, and it's like 45 minutes away.
and then they have cookies there
and how do you not eat a cookie
whenever they make them fresh at the dentist office?
It's really nice.
I know.
So I go to the dentist,
I eat a cookie on the way in
and then one on the way out.
I feel terrible about myself.
Like, Dennis shouldn't want you to have sugar,
so that's not fair.
You know you want it.
Oh, I do too, right?
I do too, but that's tempting.
That's some gems that put food out.
I don't get it.
Then I can't work out
because I have my tooth done
and I had two cookies.
Oh, no, because you can't work.
Yeah.
And then you just feel great.
You need more cookies.
And then I'm just like, it might as well.
Like, might as well, like, might as well mail this one in.
Give me more cookies.
More cookies.
So basically, I'm Cookie Monster.
Yeah.
But I, I get to get in this point today for like two weeks from now.
Okay.
I emailed my boss yesterday.
I was like, I hit a wall.
Yesterday about 8.30 hit a wall for the first time this year.
I was like, pooh.
I don't even remember something the second most we had yesterday.
I'll be honest with it.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Great.
All right, I want to hear the whole story here.
This woman was forced to pee in a cup at her seat on a united flight.
Now, when you first hear that, and my thought was, too,
where's the iPhone video?
They get everything else.
If I see somebody peeing in the seat,
that first thing I'm doing is filming it.
Not for my own personal use, but just to put it online.
Come and be like, look at this.
Hey, TMZ, look what I got.
So Nicole Harper had to use the bathroom during a flight,
but was forced to stay in her seat because the captain had turned on the seatbelt sign.
Here she is, I believe, talking about it.
I'm going to need to go.
This is urgent.
You know, I have an overrectab ladder.
You know, can I use the restroom?
And she very rudely told me I was not allowed to get out of my seat.
I was thinking that I was like on candid camera or being pounced at this point.
Okay, so on the surface, this doesn't sound like it should have happened.
On the surface, but let's dig in a little more.
They were going through apparently some pretty bad turbulence and they were about to land.
and if they let her get up and walk and she hurts herself,
that's big lawsuit.
And for her safety, there's a reason why you don't get up
if it's turbulent or you're about to land.
So do you, A, let her get up and risk hurting herself
to get to the bathroom when it's against the law, by the way,
it's against FAA rules?
You're just in a no man's land, or do you give her a big cup to pee in?
I think that they did the right thing.
thing, man. It's tough. But if she goes to the bathroom and she hurts herself or arm or, or,
no, it's against the law. You can get a concussion or anything. Turbulance is no joke. I read it
was on the descent, but she has since come out and clarified that they were mid-flight. It was
not on the descent. It was not on the descent and there was turbulence. That's where my head
is because that's what I read. Things change. There's a fluid story, it sounds like. But if it was
against, like what, you're just in a, there's a no win there. If you let her go to the bathroom.
Couldn't there be something that now flight attendants recite?
I mean, I get it's the safety of you and everyone else on board,
but like legit, if you are about to, like, pee your pants,
can there be something that flight attendants can just recite to you
that's, like, quickly before you're peeing, like,
or while you're walking to the bathroom, like, on behalf of United,
you're making the decision to go pee on your own
if you hurt yourself.
We cannot be held liable.
Is that like you have the right to attorney?
Your Miranda rights?
Yeah, like, I don't know.
Like, is there something that can be...
I don't think you can allow.
someone to break the law.
Yeah, I know.
Bend it.
I'm interested to know where she peed.
Like what point of the flight.
She said it was mid-flight.
She peed in the cup.
But they're saying it wasn't.
If I were her, I'd say mid-flight, and if I were them, I would say we were landing with her.
And then it's almost like she said they were shocked that she actually peed in the cup.
And then they were like, we're going to have to have a hazmat team and clean up the mess.
They gave her a second cup.
She said there wasn't a mess.
But there's a lot of he said she did.
I had to pee in a cup before and I feel like there would be a mess.
You say you've had to pee in a cup before?
Yes, every girl I know is not have you peed in a cup?
Yes, in my car when I was stranded, remember?
See, yeah, I'm peed in the cup.
And it's messy.
What?
Does it go outside?
What?
No, not on the side of the road.
Oh, I've gone outside before.
I've done all the above.
Peed in a bottle.
In a bottle?
In a bottle?
I've been on the side of the road.
I've peed on the side of the road. I've peed.
You know, they make those funnels for girls.
Where you can stand up?
Yeah.
Wow.
You learn a lot in this radio show.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're a real public service.
Yes, we are.
We're a real gym.
We're like PBS.
I go digging.
They're built to dig.
If they don't want to shoving it in our ear holes,
don't make them so easy to go in our ear holes.
Exactly.
Like, make them...
It's the same size as our earhole.
Exactly.
It fits perfectly.
Man, sometimes I'll get and I'll rub on that eardrum.
I can feel it.
It feels so good.
I mean, we hear more and more you're not supposed to do that.
I know, I know.
But it feels so good.
Injuries are common.
34 children visit emergency departments every day with ear injuries.
Wow.
Adults, too.
But people say you're not supposed to take cut tips in your ear.
Right.
Where are you supposed to put them?
Your nose?
I guess.
On a wound?
You're supposed to, no, your ears.
I mean, that's what they were made for.
They may say now, like, for different places, they're made to go right in your earhole.
They're not called ear swabs, they're called cotton swabs.
They're called Q-tips.
It's like Coke or whatever it is.
Q-tip did a good job of branding.
Oh, yeah, my grandma did say, yeah, go with the Q-tips.
And they would always be generic Q-tips.
And they would always be real cute.
And like my parents call diapers, pamper's.
Yeah, or like Kleenex.
We'll really get the tissue.
Never pamper's.
That was never a thing for me.
My family, it is, I guess.
Pamper.
There never any babies around, though.
In what?
In your family?
My life.
Oh, yeah.
You're the baby?
Come to my house.
I was the oldest.
I know, right?
I was the oldest.
Oh, so then there was no babies in your life?
No, but everybody was like a year or two younger.
Did you ever change your sister's diaper?
I was four years older than her.
Oh, okay.
Gosh, so you've never changed a diaper?
No.
We should try this on lunchbox.
Yes.
Try to change the lunchboxes his diaper.
I'm in.
It's disgusting as it sounds.
I'm in.
Right?
Yeah.
Let me know when you're ready, dude.
Yeah, yeah.
Get your bobby bones on.
I'm in my house last night, and I do a show from my house.
It's called The Bobbycast, I have a studio upstairs.
And so, Brandy Clark comes over to the house.
Like, crazy awesome, huge fan of her music.
So she comes over, and we're going to talk about her music and live.
She also, like, wrote Better Dig 2.
And Mom is Broken Heart.
So there's a lot to talk about.
But then she mentions that she's never, ever used a credit card, ever.
Speaking of that and being a little OCD, like, I've never had a credit card because I know I would get in trouble.
You've never had a credit card.
People are always shocked about that.
I've never had a credit card.
That's amazing, right?
Yeah.
Nuts.
Yeah, totally.
The same age, yeah.
You can listen to the whole interview or some of it or whatever.
But search Bobbycast.
You can get it on iTunes and subscribe or you can go Iheart radio and search it, whatever you want to do.
But you've never done what that people are surprised.
and people aren't surprised because I've never
I drink alcohol but that's
but like I've never been in a fist fight before
I've never been in a fight
and like I'd like to get some of these boxing matches
because they'll do like media boxing
where they'll have somebody
two people fight each other
there are a few people in town like to punch in the face
who
but I can't because I only have one eye that works
yeah yeah so the doctor's like
because I only have one good eye
literally have one my left eye is the eye that works
my right eye only sees blurs in light
no color no shape
so I can't get punched in that eye
so I've always said at a fights
I just run
so I never been to fight like a fist fight
Amy I'm thinking I'm thinking
go go to go to go to me next
lunchbox
I have never
you know how people deposit their
like checks and stuff via the phone
never done it
Like taking a picture of it?
Yeah no never done that
Like I don't know that technology stuff
I don't think that one's that crazy
Because I don't think I've ever done that
Okay Amy I know you used to because
And you still may I don't know what
But your military, you had the...
Because USAA doesn't have a bank.
So it's not like I could just go drop off a check.
I would, I take...
Well, I still have the app.
I take a photo of the check and then it deposits into the account.
Do you burn the check?
No, my husband, we have a shredder.
Oh, so you do have to get rid of it, though?
Yeah, or if the shredder's not...
Should you do it twice?
No, if it's not accessible, he rips it up in a million pieces and flushes it down the toilet.
Oh, double.
Yeah.
Rip and flesh.
I got a better one.
Yeah, go ahead.
I have never downloaded a song to my phone.
Wow. That's a big one.
What about it streamed a song from your phone now?
Either one?
Nope.
You never play music from your phone?
Nope.
I mean, why would you?
You got a radio and you got it?
I mean, I just never have.
Do you even have the IHart Radio app?
I do have it.
You never used it?
No.
That's crazy.
I use my IHard Radio up all the time.
My phone is used for Snapchat and music.
Yeah.
That's it.
See, because it's hard to hear it out of your phone.
I listen to headphones or earbuds.
Oh, like walking around your house?
Yeah.
If I'm traveling, if wherever.
Cleaning?
You've never listened to any audio from your phone, like on purpose.
Like if I do a bit and I try to listen back to it, it's so hard to hear or a voicemail.
Like, it's just hard to hear.
You know what I think I'm plugging headphones in?
No, never thought about that.
That's crazy.
Wow, I do it all the time.
Dinosaur.
No, my dad listens to Iheart radio with no headphones.
in public.
So until further notice, Michael Ray is still banned from our show, right?
Because he ghosted Ray.
He's so silly.
Yeah, it's pretty silly.
Yeah.
But Michael Ray was hanging out with Ray and said, hey, let's have a party.
Come back to the bus.
And then Ray went to the bus and Michael Ray wasn't there.
Is that factually accurate, Ray?
Yeah.
And then he texted you after you told the story on the air and was like, oh, I never got your text?
Yeah, and he said that they left town early.
Which you know wasn't true because you went to the bus,
and they're like bus calls not until later tonight.
Right, and it just didn't make sense.
Yeah.
So for now, Michael Ray's on indefinite suspension from the show
until we get to the bottom of this.
Yeah.
So I was getting it down with that story.
Just what happens.
So a little more drama yesterday, but not about a different artist.
Oh, good.
Somebody else to ban from the show.
Uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So Mike D.
He tries, Mike D's our phone screener, it's a segment producer, and so Mike D is like, hey, I try to take a picture with somebody yesterday, and they said no pictures.
What?
True or false?
True.
Wow, where was this?
In the building, right?
Yeah, upstairs.
Oh, my goodness.
In the building?
Here?
And they said no?
Wow.
I'll play you a little bit of song and see if you can, uh, see if you can guess what it is.
I'll play something old from them.
Ready?
Is it in Paramore?
Paramore.
Yeah, Paramore is in the building and they told Mike D couldn't get a picture.
them. Dang.
She's all, Haylet's all been really nice. Yeah.
What was the deal? I don't know. I went upstairs trying to get a picture and they're like,
no pictures. Band.
Just banned. Okay. We're playing them all the time.
We're going to have them on probably.
Yep.
The only way they can get back in is to come in and perform.
Ooh.
So, but you like, that's your thing, Mikey. You're a punk kid.
Yeah, I like them. So you went and so what happened? What was the whole situation?
I don't know. I just heard they were in the building. So I was like, hey, I'd like
to meet them. Went upstairs and they were like, we're not taking pictures.
we're not going to wait around.
Dang.
Were you heard a little bit?
I was.
Yeah, that stinks.
Yeah, she's always been really cool.
I've met her a few times.
Even, like, outside of radio world,
I've run into her.
It's always been really cool.
I'm sorry to hear that.
I do like to A&A fun song.
This is a good one.
This is a jam.
I like Paramour.
The band, turn it off.
I'm not.
Except for this.
No, they're band from visiting.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Letting it down easy, but just giving time.
This is a jam, though, right?
I like this one.
This girl can sing, man.
Like, I'm talking about, like, crazy.
She's tiny.
Give me to ban them or no, Mike, did.
It's your call.
I say we ban them.
They're banned!
Wow.
No paramour.
Have they ever been there?
No.
Has Michael ever been in?
No.
I don't think so.
They're all those band, though.
Get out of here.
Your artistness.
There we go.
That's a good song, man.
That girl, yeah, she can sing like crazy.
I had a story I was going to tell by her.
I don't remember what it was.
Huh, it's a good radio host to do.
Yeah.
She doesn't let that slip.
Yeah, yeah.
I always get great content.
Fill in the blanks here.
So that happened yesterday.
Hmm.
What else don't talk about?
I have lunchbox this commercial, and it's for Scream in Sicilian pizza.
Lapped out loud at the video that Eddie and Lunchbox did.
So cute.
And it's not even about me talked about on the air.
Like, this isn't a commercial.
But lunchbox is, like, dressed as a kid.
And he's like, Mommy, Mommy, soup again.
No, Mommy.
And he's playing the mom and the kid.
Yeah, he has all the characters.
He's kind of like, I don't even know if it's on our website,
website, because it's a commercial that they made.
But it's so funny that I posted it on my Twitter here.
I want you to quit being so boring and think outside the box.
Let's have some pizza.
Some screaming Sicilian pizza, Mommy.
So what was your character supposed to be?
No, they were just trying to say, you know, think differently.
Grow a stash.
Like, don't have a boring dinner.
And so I just get like, no, no, no, like your character.
Like, are you like a kid?
I'm a kid.
Are you an Italian kid?
No, I was just a kid that came home from school and he wants to know what's for dinner.
And he's set like in the old school, 1950s time, you know, and he's the little kid.
Oh, I didn't get that.
Yeah.
I just got him.
Oh, I didn't get that it was set in the 1950s.
Oh, great.
Mommy, Mommy, Mommy, what's for dinner?
Ah, you scared me a beautiful.
Your mommy impression is terrible.
Yeah.
What do you mean?
You sound like a dude trying to be a mom.
He sounds like Mickey Mouse.
He is.
We're having soup.
Of course we're having soup.
So soup again.
No, no more soup, Mom.
Not tonight.
Mom, I want you to quit being so boring and think outside the book.
Okay.
Like, how is a woman's supposed to sound?
I don't.
I don't know. Oh, little Jimmy.
Yeah.
He's what she sounded like.
Soup again.
I want you to quit being so boring.
And think outside the box, let's have some pizza.
Some screaming Sicilian pizza, mommy.
Okay, little Jimmy.
I'm going to try some pizza.
That's funny.
You boys, I did yourself with that one.
Yeah, thank you, man.
Thank you.
I'd hire you guys up for a whole thing about the client.
I think the client liked it so much we might do another one.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
Wow.
It's a lot of fresher, though.
Super.
Soup again!
Go to five months I go on to watch this ad.
It's so funny.
Super again.
Latsbox is like, no one knows who Dwarf is, but there's a character that, never mind.
Okay.
Dorf on, Dorf on.
Some people know who that is.
On what?
What's he on?
Dorf on golf, Dauphan, Boding.
He was a little character, it was a man.
Oh.
He's not a Carol Bonaugmanette.
But he was a little man.
Got it.
Yeah.
That Bow Wow challenge, how me laughing out loud.
Hilarious.
You know the rapper?
He used to be a little bow wow.
Now he's just bow wow.
Yeah.
Who knows?
Who doesn't know the story?
I don't know it.
Okay, I'll explain it to you.
So Bow Wow, the rapper,
are you familiar with them?
Yeah, a little bow wow.
Yeah, he's like 30 now.
Yeah.
But bow wow.
Okay.
He posts on Instagram, like,
got to go do some business in New York, right?
And it's a private jet
into a luxury car.
Like, he's about to get on.
It's just a picture of the jet
about to walk on.
So you see.
Yeah.
Someone sees his Instagram and takes a picture of him
sitting in the commercial plane beside him
and goes, this guy just posted
he's about to get on a private jet,
and he's sitting right next to me in the airplane.
Get out.
Yeah.
People are like taking pictures of like fake, rich things and go on Bow Wow challenge.
I love it.
Like, what are the odds that someone's on the flight with Bow Wow?
On that flight, after he just posted like about to get it in the private, it's a huge.
It wasn't even like a small jet.
It was a monster jet.
Yeah, living it up.
Was he posed in front of the jet or just a picture of the jet?
It was just a picture.
He wasn't there.
Yeah, not.
You know that he stole the picture from like a website and people found where he got the photo from.
Oh, wow.
His photo.
Somebody try to find something rich today and hashtag Ballywall Challenge.
You got it.
Yeah, on Instagram.
I'm Mr. Bobby Bones.
I'll post one.
I got to find something.
Remember the time once Mike D. and I were at the house?
We don't know anything about, like, fancy cars.
I don't know anything about cars.
Like, I just don't know.
And Mike D. and I, we were enamored with this Bentley.
We were like, oh, my goodness.
There's a Bentley.
We probably looked out for 20 minutes, right?
Yeah.
We were just like, oh, look at the trunk.
Like, we were like Googling how much Bentley's cost.
So beautiful.
And it was so many of my neighborhood, it was parked in the driveway.
And I don't live in like a super nice neighborhood.
And you don't buy a Bentley where I live.
And what kind of car was it?
A Hyundai Genesis.
That's awesome.
They do love a lot of life.
They really do.
I would have been better not knowing.
Yeah.
Because in my heart, I just saw Bentley.
We just watched a Bentley for a while.
And then Mike D. was like, that's a Hyundai, dude.
So shout out to the Hyundai Genesis because they came through a hard.
The bow-wout challenge?
Yeah.
They did their own.
About a month ago.
That's awesome.
I'm going to play Mama's Broken Heart
from Miranda Lambert,
which was up here to play anyway,
but it's funny because Brandy Clark
was over my house last night
doing a bobby cast,
a show I do from my house,
and she actually wrote Mama's Broken Heart
with Shane McAnally
and Casey Musgraves
and was talking about that song.
Shane actually had that idea
for a long time.
He wanted to write a song
called Ain't Your Mama Something.
He didn't know
what the something was. And we just started throwing it around. And I do, I don't remember who said
Broken Heart. I thought, you know, it's a good song. And I think Shane thought the same thing.
And Casey really, really felt something with that song. And she was going to, she did record
it for her first record. And then Miranda recorded it. And she ended up singing on the Miranda
version and the rest is history. So Mama's Broken Heart. That's from the Bobby Cash. You can hear that.
Go to IHeart Radio and search it.
go to iTunes search Bobby Cash
you can hear the whole story right there
thanks to Karen from a little big town
you called us from the Bahamas
and we have a world premiere of the new video
Happy People up at bobbybones.com if you want to go see it
it's the only place the video will exist for a day or so
whatever makes you happy
I love that song
so thanks to her for calling in
Happy people don't fail
to listen to the show if you get over
to iHeart radio and search Bobby Bone
Show. Go to iTunes. Search Bobby Bone
Show. We changed our channel
on iTunes. People were getting the podcast
and it changed like a month ago.
Just a heads up. If you're not getting them anymore, that's why we had to
move it. But it's there. Just research it. Subscribe.
You can also search
for the Bobbycast to show I'd do for my house.
Last night, I had Brandy Clark
over at the house. Artist,
songwriter. She's written tons of stuff like
Mama's Broken Heart.
Mary Go around.
And then, of course, her stuff, like love can go to hell.
Love can go to hell.
So you can hear our talk where she talks about never in her life having a credit card.
Speaking of that and being a little OCD, like, I've never had a credit card.
Wow!
Because I know I would get in trouble.
So it's a lot of, like, talking about music.
So search Bobbycast, either on IHeart Radio or iTunes, just trying to keep you busy.
You know, like I say, whatever makes you happy, people.
We got to go tomorrow.
We've got the dance party.
So that'd be fun.
So thank you for listening today.
We have a lot of places you can go listen to stuff.
We appreciate you hanging out with us for however much amount of time you did.
We do appreciate that very much.
Thank you very.
See you on Friday.
Bye.
Yeah.
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