The Bobby Bones Show - Keith Urban Stops By Studio + Garth Brooks Calls In + Reading Level of Country Songs

Episode Date: November 15, 2017

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Keith Irvin will be in later. That guy. He's got a real career ahead of him. Yeah. You know he's 50 now? Which is so weird. He does not look at it. He was playing the other night at the Country Rising.

And I was like, you told me 38? I mean, like, I believe it. For sure. I agree. I need to talk to him about that. Yeah. He's like, yeah. He's in today.

He's like Benjamin Buttons. Here are some Black Friday discounts you may have not known about. Airplane tickets, car rentals, hotel rooms, and parking fees are waived at hotels, too. Wow. Waved. Okay. So just a heads up because I know it's coming up and some of the Black Friday offers are coming out. And so that's the thing.

That's cool. Are you guys Black Fridaying it? Like online? Anything? No. Now that there's maybe airplane tickets. I'll check out some stores. Yeah.

But are you going to go? Yeah, I'll go. See if I get something good. On the day of? Yeah. It's always fun. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

Ruby is 85 years old. She was driving and it was all snowy. So she turned the wrong way. And she ended up on a road and it was muddy and snowy. And her car got stuck. She got to try for five days in the mountains. Wow. She's 85 years old.

So for five days, she lived on Rice Krispy Treats that she had for her grandkids. And she used a cup to drink the melting sea. snow from her car. Smart. She had a cat with her. Oh my goodness. She hates a cat. No.

I'm just kidding. No. The cat. I'm joking. It's ICU. I didn't she need a cat. That's messed up. Hey, don't tell me you and think about it.

Oh, I would for sure. Probably immediately. Probably way before I needed to. It's like, oh, the car's broken down. Miao. Come here, kitty. So anyway, everything's dead, right? Car, cell phone battery.

And so five days later, some. hikers come through and they're like, is that a car? And they see her and they go and kicking and she's in there, chilling with her cat. And they both got medical attention. The cat was alive, Amy. I figured that much. Like that totally threw me off when Amy was her.

Did you eat the cat? Oh no. But she survived, the cat survived and the guys discovered her and saved her life. And they got to the hospital. And I had to carry her a bit through the snow because they didn't have a car. They were hiking. Yeah. That's awesome.

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Yeah. I have an announcement for everybody that's making their Thanksgiving dinners. Is that do not rinse your turkey before you put it in the oven. Did you just know that? No. Oh. I thought that was a thing. I know.

That's why I'm telling everybody this. Because yesterday we're talking about pardoning the turkey and how that's not what it seems. Liars. I know. Today, they're saying don't rinse your turkey because people believe they're washing off bacteria, but they're actually spreading contaminated water to other food or other prep services. The bacteria can't be washed off because on a turkey like that are going to be cooked off.

The heat's the only thing that can get the bacteria off. Man, and the directions usually say like give the turkey a bath. Yeah, I thought like an ice bath. Yeah. What? I think that's for like cooking purposes, right? I don't know. It always says bathe the turkey and then dress it.

I'm never in charge of the turkey. Well, whatever it is, oh, I was in charge of the turkey last year. It was a disaster. And so I was in charge of the turkey. and me not known as Mr. Turkeyman, I decided to order one, but I'm still in charge of it, so it gets there, and then I've got to cut it.

Because it's your house. Because it's my house, and I'm a turkey man yet last year. Of course. And so I cut it, and I cut it with a butter knife and a fork, and it doesn't go very well. And then what happens, I ended up stabbing it a bunch of times and ripping it with my hand.

Oh, boy. Oh, it was a whole thing. Looks like some dogs ate it. We still ate it. Don't get me wrong. I was not the man for that. This year, Deb's on no turkey man. So far, though, it's only Mike D&I at the house.

Oh. Well, because we're like, we don't have people yet. Yeah. But I'm sure some more losers. We call it Lusers Thanksgiving. No, but I'm sure that would be a thing. Okay. But we're not going to wash our turkeys.

We're going to. Do not watch our... Order it. Already washed anchored. So. Your positivity for a Wednesday. It's time for Tell me something good. Amy, you're up.

A preschool class helped their teacher's boyfriend pop the question. He had all. All the two and three-year-olds hold up a banner that said, Sarah, say yes. And then if she turned, he was down on one knee with the diamond ring. And obviously, she said yes. Wow. That, I mean...

There's a lot of pressure. That's a lot of pressure. But, hey, smart of him to use super cute little two- and three-year-olds to be like, say yes. I mean, she can't let them down. That's true. Or she can say no and give him cupcakes and they'll never remember. But yeah, that's a good one. Lunchbox, what out?

Charlie Cunningham is 97 years old. He served in World War II and he gets bored around the house. So once a week, Charlie still delivers meals on wheels. Wow. He's 97. He's like, man, I get bored. Got to get out of the house and see some people. So he drives around and delivers some meals.

He's still driving? Yeah. Maybe he has an escort. He delivers eight people a week and he does all the driving in his sporty silver Mustang. That's amazing. So there's a 12-year-old and he's in charge of getting his sister. to school and his baby baby sister to daycare. But what happened was that the parents are gone and the house caught on fire.

And so he had to go through the fire of the 12-year-old and rescue both of them. Oh, my goodness. And got them both out. Yeah, so now the fire department gave him this big award. But yeah, 12 years old saves his family from a house fire. Mom and dad went work. Usually make sure they get on their way anyway. But you went through the smoke, through the fire, grabbed the baby, woke the other one up and got them all out of the house.

Amazing. Wow. So that's crazy. I'm like Keith Urban coming in about an hour or so Let's do this I hate to admit it But blank I'll go first I hate to admit it but I buy my fingernails

And I'm someone who's a pretty Germy phobia-phobic guy I always washing my hands And I can't stop I do wash I prep myself I give myself a good fingernail bite and prep So I go on wash and scrub my fingernails

Before I bite them Because I'm such a weirdo But I also wipe when I pee So I do little things That's okay, though, right? I don't think most people do that, though. No, no. It's just, but I do bite my, I hate to admit it, but I bite my fingernails.

Amy? Well, I hate to admit it, but sometimes I go a full week without washing my hair. Is that a thing, though? Because I can say this, as someone has really curly hair myself, it's so much easier to manage if it's not. Oh, I love it dirty. Me too. Say it again. Say it slower.

I love it dirty. Oh, boy. What? It works better that way. But sometimes I just don't want to admit that it's been like a full week. Like I can go three to four days and feel still really good about it. But whenever I make it a full week, I hate to admit it. But I admit it on Twitter a lot.

So what is it again? No, I'm not taking it again. I'm on to you. Lunchbox, I hate to admit it, but. I hate to admit it, but I enjoy Project Runway. Is that a show your wife made you watch? Yeah, my wife watches it, and it's all about fashion where they, you know, get a different challenge every week and they eliminate people. And I guess any kind of elimination show, I get into it because I'm like, oh, this is so dumb.

And then two episodes in, I'm like, oh, man, I hope this guy wins because, you know, I like his attitude. And they create some cool stuff. Like, they got to go to dumpsters and they have to get stuff out of dumpsters and they have to create an outfit out of items out of the dumpster. And it's pretty amazing. Like, these people are pretty smart. And I get into it. You little fashionista. Does she love that show?

She loves it. And so you, but you like it. I like it. What's a show that you love that she just liked, that you've kind of pulled her over? I would say the challenge on MTV, she didn't like it in the beginning. She would just, oh, fine, I'll watch it. I don't know these people. And now she's like, oh, we got to watch the challenges tonight.

And I'm like, that's right. That's right. I sucked her in. So you guys watch live TV? Yeah. So tonight's Wednesday night. Like, what will you watch tonight? Survivor.

Oh. Yep. Legit. Survivor. Boom. Can't miss it. Love it. appointment watching.

Still, I mean, have you watched every season? No, I didn't start until I believe season 10. There's more than 10? There's like 35. Wow. Yeah, when Tom, the firefighter killed a shark on the beach, that was the first season I saw and I was like, I'm in, and I've watched it every episode.

So you've watched like 25 seasons? Yeah. Love it. It is the best TV show. I mean, Bobby, you would love it. It's backstabbing and lying to win a million dollars. Why don't you think I love backstabbing and lying? Because you like strategy.

If you were saying that, that would have been different. You love it. I've been strapped. I do. But no, you love it. They're backstabbing the line. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead.

Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Gwinnett County, Georgia. A man robbed two banks and he got away, no problem. Well, the news was out doing a story on traffic. And he was like, oh, man, I'll give my opinion on traffic. After he robbed the banks? Yeah, so he gets on camera. He's like, man, yeah, I think it's a great idea.

They're going to have a boss. bus system out here now because it's hard to get around. They're like, man, we recognize that guy from Robin Banks, and so they arrested him. You gotta be kidding me. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonnet story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody.

We're lucky. We have a job that offers insurance. We have to pay for it. And it is expensive. And so I fill out all my little thing online and have insurance and vision and dental. We could work at a good place that they provide insurance that we're lucky. Now, that being said I come away from it going, I'm lucky, but it does stink that costs so much.

Lunchbox comes away from and thinking it's a conspiracy. Well, his wife got life insurance, and now he thinks she's up to something. Oh, great. Yeah, because I'm doing the whole fill-out thing, and she goes, oh, life insurance, I think you need to get that. And I'm like, wait a minute. I've never had life insurance ever, and if I'm correct, life insurance means if I die, then she gets some money. Right?

Is that what that means? Yeah. So I don't know why she's pointing to life insurance going, hey, you need to get life insurance. So what that tells me is, hey, all of a sudden she's thinking, man, if I off this guy, I get some money. Yeah, because that's really easy to just off you. I mean, people do it.

I mean, why is she so adamant that I need life insurance? Because you guys have built a relationship, and if you go away into maybe she can't afford the house payment, that you guys have got into together. Does she have life insurance? I don't know. No, she doesn't have life insurance. Why don't you ask her for it?

Oh, Mr. Lunchbox, why don't you get life insurance? Why don't you go and click that life insurance button? Does she call you Mr. Lunchbox? I thought she calls you daddy. I'm so good. I mean, just a little shady to me. I don't know. That's just weird.

So if I go missing, you guys know she is the first suspect because all of a sudden I got this life insurance stuff. All of a sudden I got this life insurance stuff. I have life insurance on me. What? Bobby, who's going to offer you? I don't even want to tell you who gets it right now. I know who it is. Who?

Amy. It is Amy right now. Amy's my first contact. I would get your life insurance. Right now you would. Why do you think she needs your life? Yeah, why? It's not that.

It's not that she gets kids. It's I have nobody else to give it to. What do you mean? My foundation. Two kids and wife. A lot of debt. I feel honored. I hope my goal is to not have it be Amy.

Oh, yeah, for sure. Like, I'm Amy's like third string, right? Like, here's the thing. Amy's got a husband. She's got two kids coming. And like, I'm Amy's, maybe like eight strings. You know the family members. I don't.

Like, Amy's my emergency contact. Amy's like, I guess my, I had to fill out of the day. This is the first I'm hearing about meeting the recipient of your life. Great. Bones. Now if you ever go missing, we know. Hey, like what I'm said, I'm telling you, you got to be careful. I plan on changing it.

But right now, if I were to go, because I don't have a will, still don't have a will. Still? Mm-mm. Because I'll die. Dude, you got to get on this. Stop. Eddie, don't worry about it. I mean, it's going to be going to Amy, so we don't need to worry about that.

Go ahead. What's the difference in, like, you made life insurance. Why do you think that? Okay, you won't make a will because you think it's going to make you die. But why choose life insurance if you think it's going to make you die? It was on the screen and it said I had to fill out and pick somebody. And so it was just there. And I was like, okay, it costs like four bucks a month.

Wow, that's not bad. I should do that. Wow. But I won't tell my wife. I'll just do it. It doesn't have specifications on how? No, he's getting greedy. Mr. Bobby Bowles.

One of the big airplanes, a Boeing 757 that they fly people on, they hacked into it. No. They took over the controls just to see if they could and they could. They used radio frequency to hack the craft. Eventually, that's going to be how someone takes down an airplane. I mean, good morning. I saw that story. Not good.

A little girl guesses her dad's PayPal password and then books her own trip to Disney. That's amazing. Genius. Nine years old. She used her dad's phone and she booked this trip for one to Disneyland for herself. Her name is Susan. She's nine years old. And so she basically just knew her dad's PayPal password.

$1,300 did the whole deal. And so he called and was like, hey, this is not real. But he checked the internet history and found a bunch of Disney sites. never visited. Oh my goodness. Oh, goodness. That's awesome. Yeah, she didn't have the password but after a few tries. She guessed it. And she spent 500 bucks on flights and gift cards, $280 on a VIP trip to the Eiffel Tower, part of Disney. $513 on the Disneyland Express train and tickets to the theme park. And she's like, I don't know how I spent so much money. I'm very sorry. That's amazing. But again, she's nine. Eddie of a nine-year-old sign. Could he get on

your phone a book and buy a bunch of stuff? Probably. I mean, my password isn't that hard. If he had your password though would he be able to book on my phone absolutely yeah like nine year olds are smart enough to do all that absolutely I even think my little little one my four year old could probably do it dude if you think about it phones and computers iPad stuff like that

it's just so self-explanatory with fingerswipes they can get it yeah you saw the video the kid that had an old game boy and game boys were just buttons and he couldn't understand why he couldn't push the top of the screen sometimes we do a segment called More of Less of

but to give one you have to give the other. And so Gail in North Carolina, what do you think about that? Brored Eldridge. Oh, don't we all, Gail? Yeah. I like that. Yeah, what else? Commercials, I want more music.

Yeah, I hear you. But commercials pay the bills. We actually have a lower spot commercial, like, low than almost all the other shows, but, like, that's the only reason we get paid. Like, that's how we eat. Like, you know what I mean? She goes boo. There would be no bread Eldridge.

for there weren't any commercials. We can't have no Brett Eldridge. That's what I'm saying. There'd be no Brett Eldridge. So thank you very much for calling. I always appreciate that. I mean, I'm about to, I didn't mean to go down this rabbit hole,

but I'm looking at the call screen. Well, I can't avoid them. Here, Jared and Virginia. Yes, I would like more of Eddie and less of lunchbox. Okay. Oh, no. Okay.

Maybe a little biased, but I love Eddie's still. All right, Jared. Thank you. Appreciate you. Logan, you're on. Yeah, I'd love more, never going to get it, and less lunchbox. All right. Okay, you guys, come on.

Okay. Eddie's brother calls in, says he wants more Eddie. Raymond, are these set up at all? No, these are people calling in. Yes, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, why do you think he's his brother? Oh, because I want more Eddie. No one says they want more Eddie.

You don't think anyone wants more Eddie? No. Dang, man. He said Eddie's relatable to him. He's a dad. Eddie's a dad. Hello, Michael, more of, less of. More of y'all talking and less music.

Yeah, sometimes I would agree with that. I like that one. It's a battle. We used to do this thing way back in the day. People would call in always, and we couldn't stop them. They'd go, hey, more talk, less music, and they'd get a ding. I mean, 10 years ago. But I appreciate the call, and all of you, the call, appreciate you.

And you can keep them coming. I always like that segment, just to kind of see where everybody's pulses. A little give and take, though. I like you, lunchbox. Yeah, me too. Oh, I like you, lunch, too. Don't worry about it. Okay.

The Bobby Bones show. A hour away from Keith Urban, probably 30 minutes away from Garthbrook. So, pretty heavy show today. I went and I box a few times a week. I was boxing yesterday. And yesterday was all about blocking. I beat up. Blocking what?

Blocking. Like, just taking shots. And not hit it back. Okay. Because it's all about if you get into a fight. Because I'm just trying to self-defense for the most part. trying to get in a boxing match. I ain't fooling anybody.

I got no bouts. And so if you get hit, it's how to take the shot the least possible. So I'm just like taking shots all day. My shoulders are bruised. My back is awesome. I'm also getting older.

Yeah. That's why that was my... And then I boxed a little bit on a rope. I put it on Instagram. Oh, I have to check it out. Yeah, it's in black and white. It's like old school, like Rocky. Oh.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I did. when you're getting ready to go box. Nothing. I mean, because I have to work a half an hour before I get to even box. Oh. And I don't get to listen to music

because I have to listen to Jared yell at me the whole time. Oh, I thought like maybe on the way there you listen to like the Rocky music. More of less of Jess and Maryland. Hello. Rocky music. What is the 80s?

No. No. Jess, hello? Hi. Hi. Good morning. Good morning. What's going on?

Just wanted to say long time caller and long time listeners. It's an honor to finally get through. Thank you very much. much. So I wanted to say, I wish you guys would still do the wife confessions. I always love hearing that. I feel like you haven't done it in a while. Yeah, they told us and started doing Monday morning confessions instead of just wife confessions. I don't know. Somebody got offended and their butt got all hurt. And so we still do it sometimes. But then sometimes people

confess to breaking the law. And we don't want to be any part of that. Like, I don't want to have to go testify in a courtroom. So we do it like a couple times a month instead of every Monday. Do you have anything? I really enjoyed it. Yeah, get it off the chest. Yeah. Do I have anything to confess? Yeah. I'm not a wife, but nothing I can think of off the top of my head. I'm a good person.

You call us back. Hey, thank you very much for calling, and I do appreciate you. You! All right, never going to get it. The average woman owns about eight pair of these, all right? The average woman owns about eight pair. I shouldn't say pair, should I? I guess I kind of screw that up.

The average woman owns about eight of these. Okay. Eight of these. The average one owns eight of these. I might have misled you guys about same pair. Or did you? Yeah, the average woman owns about eight of these. We'll come back at one second.

25 minutes till we talk to Garth Brooks. They're never going to get a question. The average woman owns about eight of these. Amy? Lipsick. Lipstick. Lipstick, she says. Lunchbox?

You said, pay. So I said, pajamas. Eddie? Sox. Oh, no. No one's going to get it. I don't think.

Hey, Trish in Massachusetts, what you got? Hi, who are you? I'm really good. Eight of these. What is it? Gloves. No, but you're on the right track,

sort of. Okay. I spoiled it with a pair of jeans. Oh. The average one of those eight pair of jeans. Yeah, I know. How many pair of pants you got? Jeans.

Jeans? Yeah. Too many. More than eight? Oh, way more than eight because I have jeans from like 15 years ago. You hoping they come back in style? Maybe. Yeah.

And, you know, sometimes like Hallie Berry I saw a long time ago, she'll try on like jeans from like high school and stuff, make sure they still fit, stuff like that. But do you do you just not get rid of stuff? Because you grab by your husband keeping his high school football t-shirts. Yeah, you keep your jeans. Oh, well, they're neatly hanging in my closet. His t-shirts are taking up drawer space.

Oh, Amy's closet's humongous She can have all the jeans Yeah, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing. Rude. It's like the Sistine Chapel. Really? You have jeans, yeah.

You look up in as people painting famous jeans from all the history. Amy's morning corny's coming up and she's not doing it today because I feel like she melded in yesterday put no effort behind it. So she was suspended for a day and then everybody gets all upset at me.

Here's the thing. You realize the morning corny's just a little segment is just a little fun joke. There's no. reason for people to get angry about it in any way whatsoever people get online and start screaming and yelling and guys it's just a goofy bit that's it's a reason to get suspended from it it's just a goofy bit yes sometimes it's just fun to get oh you did what do you call someone a grandma on a rocking chair why did the grandma put wheels on her rocking chair because she wanted to rock and roll

but that's like not even trying what if i can figure it out in one second that's not trying no no no no you're a comedian oh yeah What do you have over there? You have a note about the morning corny. I have something that makes the morning corny legit. Go ahead. And it's a note from a listener named Julie. And she said, Amy, I just wanted to take a minute to thank you for the morning corny.

My story is a long one, but a synopsis of my life is that my boys, 17, and 13 live with their dad 900 miles away. As a very involved mom, it's hard for me to be so far away and not be able to send them off to school with a hug, a kiss, and a smile on their face. Every morning I text them, the morning corny. And it's my way of still being able to put a smile. on their face before school, even though I physically can't be there. Thank you. I love it. I'm praying for your kids to get here soon.

I love it. And here's the thing. She probably suspended you a day from yesterday with their kids. Yeah. I wonder if she did send that one to her kids. And if they replied back, Love you, Mom, L.O.L. No, I don't think they LOL.

So the morning, corny lunchbox has it on the way. Yeah. Not always, but everybody can relax. This is just a radio show, you know? Sometimes people get way too angry about things. we're just if we weren't in having fun or something don't get brought up but like I cannot believe they brought that up

that is so disrespectful if it really was creating a riff in this room it wouldn't get brought up for the most part oh boy anyway guard's coming up 19 minutes we'll talk to Garth Brooks Let's go over to Amy real quick and get an update on her kids

Yesterday was a big day, Perry Pork Day. Yeah. And the update is. No update. Oh, man. I called her last night late because I had dinner. And I was like, hey, are you good? Like checking on you.

He's like, no update. And I was like, well, we'll just mention it and move off tomorrow. Because there's nothing to say. Yeah. Maybe you should get Ray to make some of that awesome imaging that he does. Like, no update. Still, no update. That way it's just.

like sort of funny because it's also sucks to say no update. Today maybe? Yeah, today. I'll get ready to make imaging that says no update or update. Mike D. went to watch Justice League,

which is the Batman, Wonder Woman, Aqua Guy, all that stuff, yeah? And so I've got him into these movie pre-screeners now. Oh, cool. Because I don't want to go. and they're like, come watch the movie, they're free.

I don't want to care about that crap. But Mikey loves it, so he's now going to these premieres. And so I have a review here. This is from, what, your Instagram or something? He's Snapchat. I mean, I can just ask him, I guess, but I said I'll play Snapchat here. Just watched Justice League,

and I went into this movie with really low expectations just because the Batman versus Superman movie was so bad. But I got to say, this one was awesome. I wasn't expecting to like a Flash or Aquaman just because they sound like lame comic book characters, but they were actually really good. And, of course, my favorite of all of them was Wonder Woman. and she's like the best part of the movie still.

It does start out a little slow. I was a little confused for like the first 20 minutes. So if you haven't seen Wonder Woman, I would do that. But it totally won me over. I give it a solid A. Wow, so you like Justice League, huh? That's good. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.

Amy's 32nd Skinny. Thomas Rett is going to be performing during the halftime show of the Thanksgiving Day football game in Dallas, Cowboys versus the Chargers. Yeah. So that's pretty cool, right? It is cool for him. It's just weird how you yelled Cowboys versus the Chargers. Why?

I don't know. That was like a big game. Cowboys versus the Chargers. Thanksgiving Day game. The Cowboys always playing Thanksgiving, so it's just a game. And I don't think how the one I'm going to win the Super Bowl this year. Sorry about that. I'm sure you're right.

All right. What else? Brad Paisley has extended his weekend Warrior tour into next year, and he's got openers, Dustin Lynch, and Lindsay L. coming back on the road with him. So that's pretty cool, too. Good for him. Yeah, if you didn't get to check it out, maybe you'll see it in 2018.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Which yesterday I mentioned that Lindsay L, who I dated for a long time, she was at the CMAs and an artist was hitting on her, right? A different artist. And we had just split up a couple weeks prior. Man, our listeners are like bloodhounds. They were like rewind and trying to find out who was sitting next to her.

I mean, I got so many screenshots. Like, was it this person? Wow. Nobody got it. Oh, no one. I don't think so. but man they were going after it hard too so I thought that was pretty funny

and then last night like I think that Lindsay's record it's called the project I think it's one of the best records of the year and I try not to be biased but it's like we got blues and it's got some country and some rock and she's crazy like talented

and so I was listening to it last night and I did an Instagram my dog but it's playing in the background and everybody took that like I was doing some kind of subtle it wasn't literally I was just listening to her record as I was showing. Just coincidence.

It wasn't coincidence that I was listening to it because I really enjoy her music. But that being said, people were like, are you saying something? And I'm not. I was not saying anything there. Did you see it? I did not, but maybe I'll go check it out.

I believe you, though. There's no hidden meaning. No, there's no hidden meaning there. She just makes good music. Someone asked, we were doing Ask the show, and they were like, hey, do you talk? I've seen Lindsay a couple of times we broke up, but we talk semi-regularly because she's like best friend.

Yeah. So, yes, we talk. But she's on the road. She's home to, I don't think she's been home since. She was home for the CMAs, that's it, and then she's been gone. But there's nothing going on. And also, go to my Instagram. Don't start, read the comments of that.

All I was shown was I was working from my desk, and my dog, he wants to be close, so he, like, burrowed into a chip. Oh, I did see that one. It's cute. Yeah, but sometimes I listen to your things and I don't have volume. Oh. So I just have to guess what's happening. But there it is. One day only. Here we go.

The morning corny. What sound does a limping turkey make? What sound does a limping turkey make? Wobble, wobble, wobble. Oh. Yeah, his delivery was, it's funny, but his delivery is struggling. I was doing the turkey. Like, turkey does it.

But when everyone in the room goes, oh. That means they're like, wow, that's a pretty good one. It is a funny joke. Yeah, Amy, tomorrow, you're back. Yeah, you're going. It's a good joke. That was the morning corny. I'd have probably delivered it like,

wobble, wobble, wobble. Something like that. It's a tough one. Because I can tell you were saying wobble. Yeah. Were you saying wobble? What do you mean? You couldn't tell.

I was going, whoa, wobo, whoa. It just sounds like a turkey. Like, it's a pretty good turkey. It's a pretty good turkey by itself. But the part of the joke, You need to hear, understand that you're saying wobble. If it's like, wob, wob, wob, wob. I don't know.

It's a tough one. He's a tough one to pull off. Hey, tough crowd. Tough crowd. Is it? Tough crowd. Hey, trust me. I know how it goes.

Yeah, get your shot. But, Amy, you got it back tomorrow. Everybody, man, the medias can relax. All right? It's just a bit. The media's. Yes. Holy cow.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. They took songs. and they did reading levels of songs. Like when they write them, what's the reading level

if you'd read them back with the words, how difficult the words are? Okay. And so I have percentages. I did not do the homework on this. So the actual highest reading level of any song comes from Luke Combs when it rains, it pours. It's a 10th grade reading level song.

Yeah. That song that I like from BB Rexa with FGL meant to be is a seventh grade reading level He's meant to be He meant to be Lanko Greatest Love Stories 8th grade

Fix a Drink is fifth grade And all I can fix a drink Pour it on ice Mix it on up And get your feeling right I can get you bucks And the lowest score

A third grade reading level Is what ifs from Cain Brown What Ifs from Cain Brown? What if the sky falls Or the sun's off burning I'm just reading you This is not That's funny

Yeah That's a third grade reading level song What if you're like dead Anyway there's that I believe But one day you'll meet the girl You swear you never Garth is on

Hey Garth Good morning Hey Garth brooks everybody Good morning buddy How are you People keep it down I know sorry Sorry we get a look

Are you kidding me We came off stage about five hours ago. Okay, did you get any sleep at all? No? No, no yet. Well, you mean since the CMAs? No.

No. I mean, yeah, or sense of CMAs. I wonder. You don't understand, young man. You win them all the time. This is rare for us. Oh, stop it. Stop it. Yeah, yeah.

You're feeling better? Yeah, I'm feeling better. I had that cold thing. I was gross. Whenever I saw you, I didn't even want to touch you because I don't want you to get my illness. And I was like, you can't get the king sick. Like, you know, he's like the, he's like the,

master and I was like I don't want to get you six I don't want to touch you but congratulations on them that was really awesome thank you right back to you man so let me you bring up to the interesting because you did a show and how long until you can actually wind down and go to sleep after one of your shows because they are so high energy man's fun you know somebody asks us that on inside studio team Monday and my thing is why do you want to come down you know you got to sleep you'll die if you don't come down I'll get plenty of sleep when this is all over Man, you know, it won't be that long and nobody want to see you play. We're just enjoying it right now.

Just having the best time. What time do you go to bed? I mean, you finish the show. What time do you go to bed? I don't know. He was about three or four after a show because you just stay up and you just either talk with your buddies about it or you're so in the mood to write then, you know, and stuff. So it's just a, it's a fun gig, man.

I thank God that I picked a gig I didn't have to grow up then. Garth Brooks is on. Do you review each show? Will you go back and watch game tape? Me and a guy named Jimmy Maddenly. There's players that don't want to talk about the show at all, and then me and Jimmy Maddenly will wear each other out talking about every second of the show and what we should have done here or what went well or what we want to try again

or what we want to. So even the best goes back and tries to improve. Look at this guy, Garthbrook. The best wants to improve. I can tell you, man, it's so much fun. You know, we're approaching 400 shows. on this tour. Now everything is just kind of slowed down to where you just,

and last night was the last night in Spokane. The seventh show, and this Tuesday night, you'd think Tuesday night, they'd just kind of show up and go through the motion, and they were nuts, man. That's just, that's what makes it fun right there. When people come in, they don't care what time of the day it is. It could be three in the afternoon. Well, then, for my sake, can you do a 2 p.m. show?

Because I go to bed so early. Like, if you could just rock a 2 p.m.er, that'd be awesome. But yes, let me get in and ask the Ticketmaster to Holy Ream. All right, good, good, got it. We'll get going up. Garth has added a sixth show in Nashville. And so, first he comes on and goes, hey, we're doing one show. And then it's, two, three, four.

A sixth show has been added. And so, by the way, congratulations on that. The show is December 22nd. So a sixth show, huh? Yeah, man. They called me and said for like 45 minutes. there was some stupid number like 35,000 devices trying to get in the system. Someone made the system even stayed up and running.

So I think they did a good job of it, but I think we might have left some people that were trying to get tickets. And my thing is, it doesn't matter if 10 people show up for this sixth show, 10 people it will be, and we'll put on the show up in life. For the sixth show, if you're coming to Nashville, which is the wrap of it, the tickets going to sell tomorrow at 10 a.m. Central. So have all your devices ready. because if not, I don't know if he's doing it's 7th or 8th or 12.

I don't know what this guy's up to. Which, by the way, too, the anthology Part 1's out now, and I was, I don't have it yet. I was watching the Walmart commercial, and you and Trisha are in that, is that really your house or is that a set? No, that's Miss Yearwood's house.

You know, she's, I'm part of the work in Wife Club. It's really nice. You know, she's got her house, but she just loves it she had before, you know, we ever started dating, and she never got rid of. That's the one she cooks out of.

That's the one they film the show out of and everything. So with this anthology part one, it's like some old, old demos, like of you first starting, right? Yeah, man, it's got a lot of cool stuff. It's got first takes on songs like take that summer. It's got a whole three months before we cut the one you hear. We cut that summer before.

It was a totally different lyric and story, and Alan, the producer just hated it. And so we've told that story a million times to laugh. well, these guys went in the vault and found that cut, actually. I'll feel multi-track to 24 track, the big thick tapes, and that's on there. So we tell the whole story of how that summer became that summer, while still being a song that totally talked about something different before, where you're going to hear that first cut and what it became afterwards, too. So pretty cool, just song and stories in there, too.

So part one of this massive five-part anthology, and then tomorrow is sixth Nashville show goes on, So, he's still awake. I don't know how he's awake right now. But Garth, good to talk to you. Congratulations again. I don't know if you know this, but you're the only artist to ever went entertainer of the year six times at CMAs. It's breaking news to you probably.

That's soaking into us. We're just enjoying it. Just want to say congratulations to you again. Hall of Fame, everything, man. You enjoy it. All right. I feel like that feels. I mean, if Garth tells you to enjoy it.

I guess I have to now. I wasn't, but now I'm going to have to. Hey, Garth. Thank you for calling. congratulations and we'll see you soon, bud. Thanks. I love you guys and enjoy your holidays too. All right, Garthbrook. There he is. Garth Brooks. Tell, he'd been up.

Wow. He did a show. And he's in Spokane. So he's two hours earlier, too. And he loves us. You know what? I didn't ask him how he knew. Oh. Oh, I keep forgetting to ask him how he knew. Calling back. Garth, real quick. Real quick.

Maybe he's still there. Go. On the Bobby Bone Show now. Keith Urban. Still in the bathroom. Yeah. He's still busy. Yeah.

I was just like, if you're ready, I'm going to. Hey. Styling his hair. He's coming. He's coming. Oh, cool, cool. We'll just wait for him. Keith Irvin's walking down the hall right now.

They're giving me the thumbs up from the glass room. Ladies and gentlemen, clap your hands. Clap your hands. There is. Oh. Hey. Hey. What up, buddy.

We're on the air, by the way for class. Now, we're good. Oh, good, okay, good. How are you? I'm good, buddy. Good. How's everyone? Hey.

Hey, we're all good. Hey, we're all good. Hey, I saw you in the same sweater last, like, a couple nights ago. That must be one fine sweater. I have different ones. Oh, that's a baller sweater. Thank you. Man.

It's full. What's that made of? Cajmere? Rare Mountain goat. Yeah, I knew it. Oh, my gosh. Do you smell the aroma? Yes.

You mean the Keith smell? Yeah, it just entered. It smells so amazing. We always talk about. how you smell. In fact, like last week I taught Garth Brooks how to sniff you without you knowing. He what? Tell him, go ahead.

Okay, so I was with Garth Brooks before the CMA stuff and he was curious how you smelled. So I told him how he could smell you without you knowing. You're just like casually like, if you casually do like a bro hug and then see back in the 80s that would have had a different thing.

Let me ask you a question because it's been on my mind is that that I made video for your birthday and I don't know if it ever got to you and I think I'd have been tricked. Did you ever see a video for your birthday that was part of a compilation? Yes, I did.

Was I in it? Yes, you were. Oh, I thought somebody, I thought, like, your wife's, I thought it was a whole trick. It's fantastic. Okay, they were like, hey. There were so many people in that.

They were like, Keith would like some people that they're in his life to make and say something special to them. And I was like, okay, cool. Then I never heard back. And I thought somebody tricked me. I thought I got catfish by something. Okay, what was that?

Thank you very much. Where was I in the video? What do you mean? Or like, well, tell me. There's like a ton of people in there. I know, but if I was in, no, if I was in it. You were in the important group. No, no, no, no.

Like where, do you know where I was sitting? Can you picture where I was sitting? No. I was in the video, was I? Yeah, but I don't know where you were sitting. What do you mean sitting? Like, was I in the studio? Was I, was I?

You were at home, I thought. Okay, that's right. Good, good. Just making sure. I thought I was tricked. It was like a pop quiz. It's so weird. I thought you meant like in where within the video like was I first?

No. I was like no you're at the end. I told the show I think I've been duped because they were like and so I was like hey. You did have a little trepidation about you when you were speaking. Meaning that wasn't at the party. No, no, no. No, that you like I wasn't sure. If you were 100% sure this was a real thing.

I didn't know it was a real thing. The whole thing was hey Keith's Bobby. Happy birthday. It's your birthday, and I appreciate your friendship. And, you know, I know you think I'm not at the party right now because I wasn't invited, but turn around. I'm like, I'm still not there. Just kidding. And then I was like, I guess if this made the video, Ross Copperman's didn't, because I got cut. That was the whole joke and that was it. That's right. And Ross didn't make it. So there you go. That's good, you know. And he also wrote female, oddly enough, one of the writers on female. One of the writers, yeah. Look at that song. Being embraced like crazy, huh? Yeah, they wrote a really great song.

It's like a multi-genre embrace Like too Like you know You put out a good song And it gets downloaded a lot But to see it pop up through all of the Like all the pop All the country

Yeah I think I mean when I first heard it For me it didn't seem like a genre It felt more like a soul Gospel Mantra Song really And that's what it felt like to me

Does it scare you Whenever you hear a song It sounds like nothing else Not at all I felt incredibly Lucky and honored And blessed that I got that song.

How did they send it to you on purpose? Like we think this is a good one for you? Yeah, it got, well, it got sent to me. Yeah, the writers didn't send it, but I got to hear it like the day after they wrote it. When we were texting, you said, hey, I have this song, it's not done yet, and I'm promoting it already, and you said, I think that's kind of weird, and then I guess you finished it as you were already kind of promoting it? Yes.

How does that work? Very quickly. Extra pressure. No, but at the same time, I mean, I had instant love for the song, and I, I, I that moment I heard I went and grabbed my acoustic and came back and just started playing it and it felt just very organic for me. I asked you, I said, hey, who's singing the background vocals and you were like, hey, Nicole? And I was like, which one, Nicole Garland,

his friend of mine? You know, both, Nicole Gallen and Kidman. Yeah. Which ones who, I don't, I can't tell the difference on the song. No, because we just blended them together. Nick came into this, Nicole Galen had already sung those female parts and we had Nick come down and sing the same parts. So, and just sort of put their voices together and I just love the way it sounded. Did your wife a really good singer? Pretty good singer?

Yeah. Have you seen Milan Rouge? She sings a few times in that film. I haven't seen it. Does that even be crappy? No. Is that a really good movie? Didn't Boslerman do that?

It's a good movie. Bobzlerman? Remember everybody free to wear sunscreen? Yes! That's the same guy. You're like the third person that knows that song. Yeah. Yeah, that's him.

That's crazy. Is it crazy? Yeah, don't you think? Like, nobody knows that song. And it was a song? Pretty obscure. Yeah. Yeah, I'm pretty obscure.

Life good, though? Yes, you are. Life is good, yes. Congrats, by the way. I told you that a couple of weeks ago. You did. I have some things here. I wanted to ask you because these are, is it truths?

Here's some stuff about Keith Urban. I've always wondered if it's true. Do you write every song in ink pen, no computer? Most of them in ink, occasionally computer, but mostly ink. And why? It's quicker. I can write quicker. Yeah.

In ink, then on computer? Yes. Wow. Yes. I mean, you won't be able to... How slow do you type? Pretty, yeah, I'm not... Well, which is it?

Am I a fast writer? No, I write very quick in... It's almost illegible. Like, it's chicken scratch, but I can tell what it is. It's not quite shorthand. I'm not that fancy. But it's pretty... It's just terribly written because I'm going so fast sometimes.

But I like it, too, for the permanency of it. You know, I don't... If I write a line and then decide I don't like it, I'd rather put a line through it so I can still read it instead of deleting it. Oh, that makes sense? Yeah, because you might come back to it. You can see your mistake or is it even a mistake. You come back to it a lot of times and it's not the wrong line.

It's just in the wrong spot. You don't know how to read music. No. I failed music and I quit school in the 10th grade. So I left when I was 15 and I failed music as one of the many subjects I failed. But over the years, you haven't. Every parent's turning the radio down very low right now on the way to school. Your nickname growing up was suburban.

Well, only from a couple of people who were friends with my brother, who's bigger and taller than me, so of course I was sub-urban. Your brother, he's still around? Yeah. Yeah, what's he doing? He's a lifeguard. In Australia. Is he known as Keith Urban's brother, or is he just him?

Well, he's lived in that area his whole life, so. Wait, he looks. like you. Does he look like you? Oh my gosh. Not really. He smell like you? Well, I'm just sorry. Now a lot of people are picturing like Keith Urban as a life card.

It's like taller. No, we're pretty different looking. Something interesting that you told me about home in Australia was that country music there is like AM radio. Like, it's a different kind of country, Australian country music. When I was growing up. When I was growing up. Yeah. Yeah.

When I was growing up more so. And so you kind of had to come over here. to get started. All my heroes were from here, you know? I mean, everything, we had in our house from Dolly Parton to Glenn Campbell to Charlie Pride to Merrill Haggard to Glenn Campbell, everybody was from here. So that's all the music I listened to. When you moved to her, what did you move into?

Like a house, apartment? Yeah, it's still over there in Berry Hill. There's a guy who was an engineer for MCA publishing. And I was making these trips over to write with people and staying at the Shoney's down under Mumbrian, you know. And he's like, man, just stay in my house next time he came over. I got a spare room. So I stayed at his house and I left some of my clothes there thinking, I'm kind of moving in because I just wanted to live here. And each trip I came, I brought more stuff and left more stuff and just slowly moved in. And the guy's like, hey, you left a bunch

of stuff in the closet. I'm like, mm-hmm. That's called a squatter. That's what I'm doing. I'm not moving in. I know we kind of rush in. Why don't we, we'll take a couple minutes to come back. I know you have your guitar too. I don't know. You're playing. This is an amazing treat. Or you just walk around with a case. Either way.

Yeah, because you never know when I go to do a little street musician. Totally cool. So we'll hop out. We'll come right back and we'll let you tune up and do all that. You get like, that's a long pee. Like, are you good? Are you healthy? What?

You were in the bathroom for like 20 minutes. No, I wasn't. They were like Keith Evans had been in the bathroom for 20 minutes. It's great. It's wild that you actually time people in the bathroom, Bobbi. I time everything. Yeah. You know, someone said the other day, I went to the bathroom,

forgot my cell phone. We have 468 tiles You counted them That's the point of the joke Okay, anyway I want to make sure they knew I got it I want to make sure the shit

All right Keith Irvin's in here You know my favorite song you're this The one that I listen to Because I love sad music man I love tonight I want to cry Oh wow Like that one It makes me want to cry

Imagine that It's this You play this one still Or is it too slow during the show No, occasionally. Do you do the thing where it's like you don't want to take the crowd down so you try to avoid some of the slow songs? I find it hard when you've got a lot of ballads that people want to hear

where you can't put them back to back and you don't want to spread them out so that it's up down, up, down, up down. But, you know, and I hate medleys. I've never liked medleys. So it gets problematic. You won't combine your own songs just for the sake of, okay, I played it so you won't do like a 30 second part of it. It's tricky because I get it.

At some point you have so many songs and people want to hear even a bit of it and I get it but I've always felt it feels like slightly disrespectful to the song to go well here's eight seconds of it now here's eight seconds for another one. I don't know. I love medley.

Do you? My favorite thing kind of. Really? Just to hear a bit of a song. It's like a Thanksgiving dinner. Like I don't like all that stuff and just a little. Just a little.

Give me a little cranberry sauce that's a night. I don't want to cry for sure. I guess it feels kind of Vegasy to me. Would you do a residency in Vegas? Because they pay like crazy. Yeah, so, oh, what, the hours? I don't know. Oh, man.

Yeah. That would be the perfect good. But you got to stay out there. You got to live out there for a while for three or four nights. Yeah. But you ain't broke. You're all right. One day.

Look, he's talking. Keith. Yeah, but Keith is a little different. Yeah, it's a lot different, as a matter of fact. It's a lot different. It's nothing even remotely close. Oh, look, your lights are on. You're good, but.

They are, you're right, they are, lay on. You have your guitar. I don't know what you're going to play. I'm just excited you brought your guitar. What do you have playing for this morning? I never be, but that's all I'm going to play at that one. Okay, now let me sing another one here. Ah, I got us.

What do you want to hear? We get to pick? Yeah. Yeah, I'll play anything. Like a dancing monkey over here. I mean, it's like what piece of, it's like when I go to, like, a Bucky. You know what Bucky's gas station is? Or a sheets.

Yes. Or stuckeys. Yes, there's all the candy. And you can't really decide because there's so much candy. Right. Here I was thinking you were going to say to me, like when we have a raging idiot show and people yell out, you know, like just play anything you want. You can't ever think of a song. I thought you were going to use that as a reference, but nope, you went to the truck stop candy.

Yeah, truck stop candy. Yeah, got it. Got it. How about, let's do a medley of. Amy, do you want to play something? I like I like The middle of a Swedish fish

And molten milk How about I can give you something Go ahead Well hold on See I know it's tough The best choice possible Because we only get

Yes Jeopardy music Ooh There's so much good stuff The Fiter How about Time is up Making Memory of us

Okay Of course I'd have to grab my capo for that Good Lord man This is insane Can I just grab that out real quick Gosh, this is... We're good. Which radio is visual.

It's only live radio, so we're good. It's only live radio. Well, you know how to fill in the blanks. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? I think that's the thing I... What? Break on me.

We've already requested this song. Oh. You had your shot and you blew it. All right. Thank you. I was going to you there. Days go, bye. How many products could we have sold in this time?

I'm so sorry. Here we go. Hey, guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this. iHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up

and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listen to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff. Good. I like it. You're working on a new record right now. You know it's funny? It's like running on a path that oldest grass has grown over

but as you're running you're like, I can see it. Okay, the path is coming and clear now. You know the further you run. Crazy. You told I mean during ripcord, when we were out, I think we were in New York, and you were like, I'm already working on some stuff for the next right. Like, by the time you're putting one out, you kind of are already thought processing the next one. I think that's more about just writing, though, just creating music. Wanting to create. Like, I love being in the studio. It's one of my absolute favorite places in the world to be. So of all these songs, have you picked all the songs now for this next record? No. No. So you have no idea. No, not, no, I have a lot of songs. I just don't know which ones will make it to the record. And I'm still writing. right now. It's all locked down. Yeah, because on that last record,

we were going to, we wrote wasted time, I think, like maybe eight weeks before the record came out. And I'm like, well, we should go in and record this one? And we went in and recorded it and then released it pretty much

straight away before the album came out. So you don't even have one that you're like, for sure this one's on and you give us a little taste that nobody's ever heard before. This little taste. This is a little taste. This is a little taste.

A little taste. A little sampler. I mean, this is a little taste. Gosh, I don't know what I would play like that. It definitely commits it, doesn't it? Yeah, it does. It's why if I'm saying. He seems hesitant.

Just a little taste, you know? There's a little hungry. There's a little taste or something. Eat him, please. Nothing spring into mine right now. No, nothing? No. Dang.

I have a log jam with, like, so many songs trying to compete for the little narrow. All right. I'll let you out with that one. No taste, huh? I'm honestly trying to think of one right now, but I'm just like, golly gee, I wasn't, you know, wow. What? And I'm not going to call you.

Like, I know songs even working on, but it doesn't matter. It's not my job to say that. No, I hear you. Yeah, so I can't. That's not, I know too much. That's why I know, to say no taste. I move on. No taste.

No taste it is. Thank you very much. Yeah. Okay. No taste Wednesday. It's a new thing. When you're ready to give a taste, you come and give us a taste. Yes.

There's a little taste. It's so weird if someone just hopped in the car and turned the radio and heard that. Yeah. They're like, what the? The story about Raise Them Up where you were like, okay, you're recording this song, it's very American, and you're like, I feel like since I'm Australian, New Zealand, not born in America, it's tough for me to sing this song. Is that true? No, not tough for me to sing it. I just felt like I would love to do this song with somebody.

And Eric and I had been talking about trying to find a song to do together at some point. And when I heard that song, he was the first guy I called. And I said, man, I think I have a song for us to do. I think we should do this together. So I sent it to him. And fortunately, he loved it. What's the record? What are we looking at here?

Next year, January, February of March. Do we have any idea? Are you just kind of like not giving it? I would love, ideally, I would hope April. That's my hope. Okay. Yeah. Best case scenario, April.

Yes. Worst case. But new music, hopefully another song before then. Yeah, but I mean, yeah, this one go number one first. Huh? First, this one goes number one. The last record, you put it like five songs where you put a record out. Well, I still working on the record.

That's why I did that. There was no great, well-thought-out plan. I just wasn't finished. It was just one after the other. They were all hits. It was crazy that John Cook or Jondhese song came out one year before the album came out. Yeah. And it was not intentional, trust me.

All right. There's female from Keith Urban. Hey, thank you for coming by. My pleasure, Bobby. Always to talk to you. I like this guy. And I didn't get tricked into making a video that somebody was watching at their house going,

I got them. No, I got it. I made that. Thank you so much. I love you for that. Happy right. You're working. I put a lot of effort into that video.

No, you didn't. I was in my pajamas. Oh. At my house. Those were your PJs? Only the tops. Winnie the Pooing and nothing on bottom. Now see, that's a visual that will scar me now.

You know, I didn't need that. That's oversharing. All right. We're going to go. Keith, good to see you, buddy. You too, buddy. All right. Get your Bobby bones on.

The room still smells like Keith Urban. Yeah. And it will for days, hopefully. That was, remember we're talking about whenever we get scammed? That was my, I thought I got scammed. Oh, yeah. When I made a video for his birthday, I never heard about it. And I was like, for sure, someone emailed me and said they were Nicole Kedman's friend.

But it wasn't. We figured it out. Thankfully. So, yeah, I like that, dude. Because it's just like, it doesn't matter. You can do whatever. No. I don't have to worry about things being anything.

I like how you try to get it. him to play a new song. I was like, give me something. That was good. And I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that to just anybody. I felt like, because if he didn't want to do it, he'd be like, nah, I can do it. I thought we almost had him. So close.

We almost had them. So, yeah, that key, though. And we put the whole first part of that video, we just put it on Twitter. You can see it right now, the live part of it. We'll have a bunch of it up at bobbybones.com. I went to my therapist yesterday, and I get there like 20 minutes early. I fell asleep in my car. I'm not getting any sleep.

So I fell asleep in my car. I woke up at like 59 after, perfect, like a ninja. And go in to my therapist. And I'm like, when we go in, we're talking about sleep. And I'm like, yeah, I just, I don't get enough sleep anyway. But the last few months have gotten even less sleep, probably two and a half hours a night, average. Probably ever. Oh my.

So he's like, I tell those interesting. Because I wanted to share with you guys. He was, hey, so when you work, where do you work? And I'm like, well, I really only stay in my bedroom in my house. That's it. Like, I have a house, but I go home and I go right to my bedroom and just sit in my bed. my dog and I do everything. And so he was like, well,

here's the problem with that. If you're in your bed doing awake things, you associate that bed with awake things. Like, you really should only be in your bed when it's time for two things. He said, sleep and sex. That's it. That's the only thing you should do in your bed.

Otherwise, if you're working all the time, you just feel like it's just part of work. And it doesn't feel like it's the bed place. So I worked from my desk last night. How did that feel? And weird, because I'm used to always just being next to my dog. And you'll see an Instagram, my dog didn't know what to do. So my dog jumps up in a chair, like in a bunch of clothes because he, because he, then that's probably, right.

And so, but I did feel like that was interesting that he's like, don't do normal things in your bed. Only use your bed for sleep. And then we were talking about how you can't catch up on sleep. Like, that's an old wives tale. Sleep is like oxygen. Like, you breathe, the brain, oxygen goes to your brain. If you stop breathing, you can't catch up on it. and sleep, you can't catch up on sleep

and sometimes people will oversleep you know you feel tired if you sleep too much What happens is you have a cycle and let's say your cycle is seven and a half hours and we all are dependent seven to nine hours is really what it is even for adults regardless of what you read because I haven't doing a lot of reading and sleeping anyway

but if you sleep through that cycle into a second cycle and you wake up like apart then you might as well have woke them in the first cycle that's why you're all messed up Whoa. Because you've gone through the whole thing, the beginning, middle, the rim stage, and then you start over again. And if you wake up and that start over, you feel like crap. And that's why if you sleep for too long, you felt like crap.

Wow. So it's, anyway, I've been studying sleeping a lot because of the, I just haven't been. But last night I worked and my, that stupid books do today, half of it, the first half. Oh, I was like, wow. No, the first half. And it's not, I'm not, I have to work all night tonight on it. And I worked a lot last night on it. But yeah, that's what I did.

I fell asleep, and then I went in studies. I slept in the parking lot, and it scared the crap when I woke up. I didn't know where I was. I've never fallen to my car like that. That's crazy. I'm down, and I was like, oh, my goodness. What time is it? Where am I?

And I ran riding into the office, and then there's a story. The end. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. So I finished my stand-up tour. I did all year. And I recorded one show, and I was just going to put it out for everybody at the here because all that material kind of dies once you put it out you can't really use it again

and so but I did a whole set of jokes about having a girlfriend and my girlfriend yeah and so now it's I was gonna I'm gonna put it out but I don't have a girlfriend anymore and I'll play you up I mean I don't care I'll play you some of it and so it's like a minute 20 seconds long and the joke is it's a real story about how I got sick and I was in a relationship but she took care of me and so I was like I was embarrassed sick it's gross and it was great to have somebody take care of you and so this is it And this is a joke. I don't have a girlfriend anymore. So when people hear it,

this is what being in a relationship is about. It was the first time I had felt that from somebody. So I was sick and she was taking care of me. And then she got sick. She got it from me, right? Now, again, I was new to this caretaker role. So I did what I was supposed to do or thought I was supposed to do. I said, come, I made her the bed and I got her the vitamins and I built a big,

pillow wall between us and we lay down. Because I don't want to get it again. I don't know how that works if you get it back and forth. But I took care of her. The whole thing, she stays at the house a lot now, and it's weird because there are tampons in my house now. You guys will applaud for anything. Someone applauded for someone's in the Tampax fan club tonight, and they just... I look in drawers and there are random tampons. Now, for me, I know that tampons are a must. I never have Googled exactly what they do, and I don't need to know exactly what they do. But I was watching the Golden Girls about two weeks ago. And a tampon commercial came on. I'd like to describe it for you.

There's a rowboat, guy and a girl rowing down a rushing river. All of a sudden, there's a big hole in the bottom of the rope boat. And water starts to shoot up super high. And this guy is freaking out. He's like, we're going to go down. And she's like, no, we're not. Boom, plugs the hole. Tim packs. And I was like, still don't know what they do, but respect. There you go.

Is that a real commercial? Yeah. That's funny, man. Are you, are you sponsored by? I used to talk about that. Like, I saw the commercial like two years ago.

Yeah, that's real. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, it's real. Yeah, it's another one that I saw where the girl strings out. If I don't want to ruin the whole act. Okay, don't.

But that's a real commercial. That's hilarious. But that's like, that's like girlfriend's stuff. It's in the act. That it's relatable. But you're going to hear it. Totally. I don't know if it's going to be weird.

I didn't even think twice about it. Yeah, it's weird for you, but nobody else. Nope. Didn't even think twice about it. Is it weird to hear me doing stand-up on the radio? It's awesome. Was that weird to hear? A little bit.

Yeah. I mean, it's cool, dude. It sounds really cool. Yeah. Like everyone laughing and like, whoo, you hear people in the crowd. It sounds so awesome. Huh. Okay.

Well, I'm going to put something out. And I wanted to do the first one for free because people were like, hey, let's do a special. Let's do a special. And it takes, like, months to, to, to, produce it, but I want to get back on the road like March of next year, so I don't want to take four months to produce a special. And you have to write all new jokes. Oh, I've been doing that anyway.

So it'd be all new material. Yeah. But okay, but that's all, it's not totally awkward that you heard that. Interesting. Because there's like five minutes of material about just having a girlfriend. All right. Well, thank you for being an audience there. Did you smile?

Is that kind of funny? Because I felt a little like I put myself out there a little bit. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. There's a new high school and their mascots to Phoenix, right? Rise from the ashes of Phoenix. Yeah. Except when they do their chant, they're like, let's go, Phoenix is. Okay, listen.

Now. That doesn't sound very cool. Right. Does it sound like something else? Yeah, sounds like penises. Oh, I did not catch on to that at all. Let's go, Phoenix is. Oh, now you're saying.

Yeah, so some of the people in the town are like, we have to change the name of our mascot from the female. Oh. That's like the. this junior high in my town, Porter Middle School, they would be like, P, M, S, the cheerleaders. Every time you turn on the internet, the celebrities mean, who turns on the internet? It's not like my grandpa.

Flip that old switch. I don't even have a grandpa. Every time you turn on it. So, celebrities are awesome. Jenny, in Tennessee. Hey, there. Who'd you meet? And they were awesome.

Little big town. Yeah. I mean, they... Where'd you meet them? Well, I met him in Nashville. It was after a concert. And they full on, like, hug you and give you a smooch on the teeth. And you just feel like you want to sit on their couch and talk about your kids.

They're absolutely wonderful as a group and all individually. They're all absolutely wonderful. The word around town is, how do they do it so consistently all the time? Because it's genuine. Yeah. Even then, people have bad. I do. I know. You know what I mean? She sounds like, our caller sounds like Kimberly.

It's Kimberly calling. It's Kimberly slapping. It does. It's me, Kimberly. I'd like to say it's a little big town, especially Kimberly. I forget her last name. She's the best. Her cooking. Yeah, thank you, Jenny. Thank you. Love y'all. Bye. It's Kimberly. Next up is Jimmy. I'd also like to a little big town.

You're on the air. Mallory. Celebrities that were super nice. After the concert in Bomont at Ford Park, I hung out with Kid Rock to, like, two in the morning. Was he cool? Yeah, it was not at all what I was expecting. I thought we were going to walk in. It was going to be like a party, but it was like him and, like, one other guy in or, you know, what do they call it, like, scratching at the DJ booth. And we were just sitting there and he had, like, an open bar for us. And it was me and my other friend, and that was it.

I really enjoyed the time I spent with him. Again, it's a different environment because it's work. but I liked it. And Kid Rock was all curious about Amy's adoption. It's like, let me help. Yeah. I mean, I was just as shocked at how awesome. I mean, obviously I think he's cool, but he sat and talked to us for a while at an after party after his concert.

And we talked about Haiti and our adoption. And he was like so kind and offered ways to help if he could. I was like, what? You have so many other people in here you could talk to you right now. Yeah, and he's the bull god. You know? He's a what? I am the bull guy.

Oh, that. It's old school, Kid Rock. Yeah, no. Audrey in Oklahoma. Hello. Who is it? Because so many celebrities right now, like bad news, bad news. Who is it that's good news?

It is Jake Owen. Yeah. He can be real pleasurable. Yeah, it was really, I guess it was like five years ago. And it was after a concert. My friend and I waited like three hours. And he came out as we were walking off. And he was like, hey, wait, I want to talk to you.

And he came out there. He talked to us for like 30 minutes. He wanted to know who we were, what we did. He was just a really, really cool guy. You got a cat or a baby back there? A two-year-old. I know that knows I'm on the phone. Okay, but two-year-old's okay, though, right?

Yes, he's fine. All right, all right. Thank you for the call. I really appreciate that. Thank you. All right, all the calls. Keep them coming. Appreciate you.

So many stories about celebrities being jerks, I thought, why not talk about celebrities that are awesome? Trey in Arkansas. You're on, buddy. What's happening? Hey, Bobby. You're happening, dude. What's going on?

Oh, not much. Actually moving from Springfield back to Arkansas. Well, I'm glad you called. Who'd you meet that was cool? About, when I was 15, about six years ago, I met Trace Atkins. I think it was downtown Disney. Me and my stepfather had sat on a bench by an older man

and was just got to chatting. And it turns out that was Trey. Trace Ackin's father, he went and got him, and he'd come up. He had been talking at a show for some reason, but he had these fake tribal tattoos that ran from about his temple all the way down to his chin on his face. His long hair was pulled up in a box cap, and when I met him, his hand just basically just swallowed mine. It was so big. He's a monster. Yeah. He's a basically huge dude, right? Like a monster. Yeah, he seemed like he was about seven foot tall. Yeah. And thick. Like, just a big old

thick dude. Hey, thank you for the call. Amy said she had a bunch of questions and these are if you're looking like to make a new friend. Are you supposed to ask these questions? Yeah. Okay, so go ahead. Number one. What was the last thing you bragged about to your mom? Oh.

Why do you just omit that one? Yeah, why would you know? I need to ask that one, Amy. My mom's not alive. What else you got? Thanks. That's not a way to get a friend. Yeah. Well, maybe your friend could relate to that. Okay, go ahead.

Maybe. Go ahead. If you could wave a magic wand right now and have your life be perfect, what would your new life look like? If I could wave a magic wand? And make your life perfect. One, I wouldn't wake up early. This morning show stuff for the birds. I've had it. I can't live my life doing this.

I can't. Physically, I don't know how much longer I can do this. That I wouldn't wake up early in the morning and my dog would be healthy. That'd be my magic wand. Yeah. But I can't do this much longer. So I don't know how we're going to fix that. Yeah, we've got to do something about it.

Yeah, what else you got? On your last vacation, did you plan everything out beforehand or go with the flow? I just planned where I was going. I mean, what time I was going to get there. And then I just sat in my room and watch TV. In another country. Yes, yes. So that's pretty much that.

Give me another one? What dating advice would you give the high school version of you? Oh, it's going to be a while. But just strapping because you didn't get any girls for a long time. And then Just, yeah, just wait it out Is your dating advice To be patient?

Oh yeah I mean, it's a virgin to my 20s So, it was just like Yeah, but you know how to get girls now Like what would you tell young Bobby? Wait until Wait until artists come in the studio What?

I see what you're saying And that's the only time I meet anybody Is that really a show Yes, no Do you think if I were to count Anybody would date me? No, I'm no treat Look at me

I'm just a nerdy dude I'm not, no, I'm not a real pleasure to hang around either. All right. Yes. What's your favorite thing about your best friend? Who's my best friend? Yeah, first off, name the best friend. No.

Got plenty of options right here. Oh, everybody's wanting it. Nope. I mean, I'll just go with Amy. I think my best, the best thing about Amy is that she's just a huge heart, always thinking about others. That's what I would say. And if you won $20 million in the lottery, what would you do with the money? I'd buy Haiti and say, get those kids for your best friend.

For your BFF. I buy all the Haiti. Have $18 million left. And then... Who may charge you more than that? I don't know. Yeah. By the way, there's no update on Amy's kids for those calling.

She's still waiting on any sort of movement at all. Let me check. Hey, Andrea and Nashville. Good morning. Good morning, Bobby. Hey, everybody. Longtime listener. a first time caller.

So we're up to Andrea, everybody. We're talking about celebrities that you met that were really nice. Yes, so don't be embarrassed by this. But mine is I had the absolute pleasure of meeting you last summer. I was walking towards the M.A. Fest down the street and I see you walking on the block in front of me, freaking out for a second. I'm like, hey, Bobby, and you turn, and it was just you. And you were so kind and so gracious.

But I have to tell you, you threw me off a little bit. Like you, I'm a bit of a germaphobe. And so when you put out your hand to shake my hand to meet me, I was like, whoa. You must have looked very clean. I expected a fist bump or something, but you were just as amazing in person as you are every morning on the air. And just so appreciate you and all that the team does. You guys are absolutely incredible. Wow, thank you very much.

Well, how about that? That's awesome. We'll land on a high note there with that one right there. I appreciate that call. Appreciate you. The Babbon show Here's Amy's pile of stories So how do you feel when people post a picture of you

Or tag you on social media But you're not in charge of the picture Like they tag you so then all your friends end up seeing it too I block them They don't take any more pictures and they don't post You don't do that Oh no I mean I'm saying they just tag you But it could be unflattering like on Facebook

I blocked them I don't do No That's not what friends do You don't, good friends don't tag bad pictures of you, so that's not a good friend, so I blocked them. Yeah, 30% of women admit that they've untagged themselves because they didn't like the photo or they felt like they looked too old. Untag and then block how bad it is. Wow.

And then report. And then report is inappropriate. I call Zuckerberg himself. Dude, get them out of here. Yes. Okay, I have the most common mistake that cooks make on Thanksgiving. And obviously with a right around the corner, I just want to make sure that nobody. Nobody makes this mistake because I can see how it could happen.

I'm going to say frying inside the house. That's a bad one. That's hazardous. Well, it does have to do with the turkey, but if you're buying a frozen turkey, you've got to give it at least 36 hours to defrost in your fridge. You can't just pull it out. What about when I would put it in, like, the shower and let the hot water run on it? Yeah, that's not good. No.

Because I've done that before, but it's like, oh, crap. So you turn the hot water around and let run in the shower for a bit? Yeah, no. You put a turkey in a shower? I've done a lot of stuff. Back in my wild days. Those are my wild and crazy days. Back when I used to put turkey in the shower.

Back when I thaw meat out and microwave. This is our little PSA there. If you've got a frozen turkey, make sure you thaw it. If you can't bring yourself to exercise, you don't have time or anything. And I've read this over and over, but maybe you just relax in a super hot bath,

and the benefits of exercise are going to be the same. No, they're not. Yes, they are. I like that way better than exercise. That's so dumb. Why? You're detoxing. When you exercise, you detox.

There's no cardio difference. There's no muscle building. No, there's not. It's just not the same. There's no muscle building, but your heart rate gets up in a hot bath. There's no, it's not the same. I think Amy did one where she said if you watch a scary movie, it's the same thing. So I've been watching scary movies and hot bath.

These are just a bunch of lazy people running these surveys. They're like, man, I don't feel like exercising. What can I invent that's going to make people go like, oh, that's a good idea. Eating lots of candies and saying it's working out. Well, I'm just saying a hot bath. That could be like some self-cats. where you're like taking time. Yeah, to relax, not to exercise.

That's the dumb thing I've ever heard. What else? I've been too much time working out for that to be yet. You know how mad I would be after all these years if I'd just been crushing it? And all I got to do is go lay in a bathtub. No, it's not saying take a bath every day for that or completely omit exercise in general.

It's just saying if you can't bring yourself to exercise one day, maybe take a hot bath. It's from the temperature research journal. Oh, and I don't read that article yet. My favorite journal of all of them. What else? In addition to naming Blake Shelton, its sexiest man alive,

People Magazine also honored some men for having the sexiest body parts. Okay. You want to hear what they came up with? By the way, we feel pretty good about the Blake thing, right? No, I love it. Like, it's funny.

It's officially all, yeah. It's officially all, yeah. Like. Even his picture is so awkward. A little bit, do you feel like they're bullying, Blake? Yes. I do too. Absolutely.

I feel like they're bullying Blake. They're like, ha, ha, this is going to be funny. Like, people are going to laugh at this. I know. You're not bullying? I do, and I hate that. I think Blake takes it as a good sport, but I feel like they're bullying Blake.

I don't like that. Did you see his little, like, paper video message to Adam Levine? Yeah. And I saw him like eating a wet pickle. That's weird. Sexy Man Live. He's having fun with it, but I feel like they picked it as like a joke. I know.

I've never really seen a Sexiest Man Alive, like, have fun with it like that. You know why? Because sexy men alive don't have fun with things. No, they don't. They're not funny. They're too busy being sexy. They weren't good, they were good luck in their whole life, so they never had to develop personality.

Boom. So Blake's showing his personality. Yeah. What's it? Okay. I've got eyes. Sexiest eyes. Just go down the list.

Okay. Bradley Cooper. Okay. And then Arms goes to Jason Mamoa from Game of Thrones. And he's Aquaman too, yeah. He's just a huge dude. Big dude? Yeah, monster.

Ripped arms. His whole body. He's like the rock. Okay. Yeah, long hair. Oh, that's cool. Okay. Bobby, since you watch Game of Thrones, you know who the John Snow dude is.

He's the main guy, yeah. Yeah. So what do you think he got honored for? If you had to pick a body part Think hard ones Think hard Butter That's it

How'd you know? Because they show his butt Sometimes Yeah That's an honor Yeah Yeah he was butt And then hair

Goon That's just short hair Lots of hair Yeah Andy Cohen He's just short hair Andy Cohen's Oh he's the E guy

He has the sexiest hair Yeah but it's on Bravo He's done to it Yeah he has short hair That's just like normal No, I thought the hair would go to somebody else. Jared Leto or something. Yeah.

I mean, I'm just naming. A random person. Or Blake in the 90s. Like, if you're going to make fun of Blake, let's do it all. Let's just put him back up there. The Mullet. The Austin video. Yes.

All right. That it? Yeah, maybe that's my pile. Amy. Oh, sorry, let me close you out here. That was Amy's pile of stories. Eddie has to explain slow hands to his kid. Oh, you have no idea how hard this is.

Nile hornet. Yes. You know. Why, what's the deal? They love it. They love this song and they're singing to and then they just start

questioning everything because they're like, what is the sweat dripping down dirty laundry mean, dad? And I'm like, I don't know, guys. Like, people, these artists, they write stuff and they don't even know what they're writing.

They're just putting words to them. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's like my way out. I guess that's a part of being a parent that you have to explain stuff because they're listening to the radio and they love this song. But they're just like, it makes no sense, dad.

I'm like, I don't know, these people they don't make no sense. How would you explain it? to your kids. Slow hands? If you had kids and they said, Dad, what is

sweat dripping down my dirty laundry meat? He just did a lot of hard work that day and it takes a lot of hard work to be successful in life and so his laundry's dirty so sweat dripping down

because he's been a day out working. Oh wow. But really? The kid's four. What's he care? They're two lies but yours is better. Yeah, for sure.

That's I do. Wow. I like that song. I like that song. I like this song too. This is Christian's song. This everybody's song. Isn't this the jam?

Yes. This is not, Fixed drinks probably gonna be number one this week. Is this the next one? I don't know. Everybody want to get rich but nobody wants to work

Everybody wants to fall in love Nobody wants to get hurt Nobody wants to punch that clock But everybody wants to get paid Nobody wants to make love no more Everybody just want to get late All right thanks to Garth Who hopped on with us today

Thanks to Keith Thurban who came in with us today. Hear the whole show back. Just search on IHeart Radio, Bobby Bone Show On Demand. That way you can take your finger and pick the bits. Or you can just download the podcast on iTunes. There's so many ways. What are you doing today? Anything?

I have a meeting today for an event that I'm hosting this weekend. Guess a script run through. Oh, that's the worst. Why? Well, because they feel like you can't read a script or you didn't have to run through it. Sometimes I just, you know, you don't feel. I can, you can read the script at this point. Yeah, I hope so. Well, I mean, I want it to be more natural or organic.

No, but you're not organica. You need a prompter in the script. Yes, yes. Oh. When you go organic, you go way off the rails. But you can read a script. Tell them. Say, listen, I've read a script before. Oh, so I should just walk into this meeting and be like, hey guys. You should say, we'll do script run through day of. It's Wednesday. This is a scheduled meeting. I mean, I'm going. I don't just, I'm just giving you tips for the future. Oh, okay. Oh, for the future. I thought you wanted me to show up and be like, hey, guys, I'm good. I'll see you Sunday. You call them I'm excited to meet I mean some of these people

I've never met before They give me that script Run through stuff Hey it's Tuesday We got a script for month of Saturday Yeah we'll do that Saturday

About an hour before I go That's all you have to say You're a professional Okay But you're a script You're staying on the script Oh You're like Mario Lopez

Oh Ryan Zee Cress You read the prompter Okay I thought I was more just like No no no no No no no no no No no no

Well good luck with that Have fun Thanks. Okay. Well, you can hit me up on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me see what the old calendar has in store today. I don't have to go back to therapy today, which is good. I thought I might have to go over two days ago.

Oh, a double? Well, yeah. Yesterday was kind of a long day. I do have a little spray tan. Oh. Haven't had one in a while. Haven't had a TV thing since last week and got some video stuff I have to do. So, I got my books do today.

Oh. My first half of my books do. and that's terrible and I'm not ready. I'm just going to... You're going to do fine. It's going to be fine. Believe in yourself. Yeah, because, you know, I great a am at that.

I don't know. We're going to go. Thank you, see tomorrow. Tomorrow's show Tim and Faith will be in. Oh, okay. Yes. Oh, good thing you're getting that spray, Dan. That's why I got to look good for Tim and Faith when they come in.

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