The Bobby Bones Show - Kelsea Ballerini Gets Compared To Amy + Baby Box Update + Mitchell Tenpenny Stops By
Episode Date: October 23, 2018Kelsea Ballerini responded to a tweet comparing her to Amy. Lunchbox gives a Baby Box update. Also, new artist Mitchell Tenpenny stops by the studio. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.i...heartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bone.
Let me out.
I'm a truck.
Hey, welcome.
Tuesday show.
Gmarsh Studio!
Morning!
Well, today's a big day for a couple of reasons.
We'll start with this one.
On this day in music history,
Pure Country is released.
That's kind of your jam, huh, Amy?
Yeah, Dusty.
George Strait.
How many times have you seen that movie?
Oh, 10?
Yeah.
Really?
Probably.
I mean, anytime it's on TV, I stop it.
Do we have any music from Pure Country?
Let's play this.
Here we go.
I don't have the whole style track, too.
Come on.
Working to the day.
Lights gone.
Can you quote any of it, though?
The movie?
Yeah.
Eddie, can you?
Of course I can.
Okay, you go.
Buddy Jackson from the road crew.
And he goes, I'm tired.
I'm tired of the smoke, the lights.
It ain't me.
Yeah, that's true.
It's good.
It's good.
There you go.
Pure Country anniversary today.
By the way, I did not go home.
I did not go home.
And so it's all Halloween next week on Dancing with the Stars.
Are things pretty crazy for next week and creepy?
That's all like, I don't know if I can say.
Can I say what it is yet or no?
Sure.
Come on.
Like you guys know.
Of course you're going to say yes.
Of course you're going to get me in trouble.
No, no, no.
Thank you everybody for voting.
Like, it means so much to me that people tweet me.
And I'll always repost some of the people that vote for me on Dancing with the Stars.
But yeah, we got a good one today.
So, I mean Mitchell Tenpenny's coming in who has this song, Drunk Me.
Listen to the song right here.
This is a good one.
Yeah, Mitchell 10 Penny will be in later.
So we got a good one.
Thank you for hanging out with us.
The Bobby Bones show.
Big three stories.
Is producer Ramundo in Washington, D.C., a security guard opened fire on a guy who broke into the Fox TV station?
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In other news, the Mega Millions drawing is tonight at 10 Central.
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And finally, congrats to Bones.
he moved on another week on Dancing with the Stars.
I always love it when someone takes initiative and says,
hey, I have a new segment idea.
It's like, okay.
It's Morgan number two.
She's 25.
She's her head of digital.
And she loves food.
Yeah, I love food.
She loves food.
She said, I like to do a food segment.
This is first time I've ever thought about this.
So, like, what's this segment all about?
Just things happening in the food world, random things.
All right, so food world.
This is called food world,
with Morgan number two.
Subway just added delivery to 9,000 of its locations.
Ooh.
Welcome to Food World.
There are a few Halloween candies that are gluten-free,
so if you need gluten-free candy,
almond joys, baby Russe, Butterfinger, Heath Bar,
those are good options.
Oh, butterfingers.
Skittles came out with zombie skittles
with flavors like petrifying citrus punch,
mummified Melston and chilling black cherry,
but it's not released until next Halloween.
Wait, like a year?
Yeah.
What?
Aw.
Wait.
Taco Bells steal a base, steal a taco game is back for the World Series,
so every time a player in the World Series steals a base, everybody gets a taco.
Ooh.
That's food news.
No.
Food World.
Food World and Morgan Number 2.
Is that even the name of it?
I like Food World.
Welcome to Food World.
Yeah. Food World with Morgan number two.
What's up?
That's interesting.
That was an interesting segment
I didn't know there was so much news on food out there like that
I mean I would have never known all that
Do we want to bring it back for another episode?
Yes
Yeah we can give it another try
The pilot was pretty good
All right
You've been renewed for one episode
Morgan number two
So Food World with Morgan number two
Ooh
Alright Amy and lunchbox
I'll give you a quote from a famous
Comedy movie
All you have to is name the movie
Oh yeah
Amy ready
Ready
This one's pretty easy
First one's softball
Trying to earn money for college
Your mom goes to college
That is Napoleon Dynamite
Well Amy
Just jumped out there on that one
Lunchbox, write your answer down
Oh sorry
You had no idea
And lunchbox, what's your answer?
Napoleon Dynamite
Yeah, they both got it
I thought we were going back and forth
We are not
Ready for this one
Write your answers down
That guy in a little
cold, fat guy in a little
cold.
I'm in for the wind.
Oh, you know what, Am?
Yeah.
Go ahead, Amy. What do you have?
Tommy Boy.
Wow.
Lunchbox.
That's my friend Tommy Boy.
Wow.
All tied up.
Let's go to this one.
Name that comedy.
That's what I love about these high school girls, man.
I get older.
They stay the same age.
That's right.
That's right.
That's right.
Time, man, for the win.
Oh, um.
Oh, she's struggling.
I know it.
It's the...
I can't think of the name of it.
Oh, what?
Five seconds.
Um...
I can't think of it.
Amy, what is your answer?
The Matthew McGon-Hay 70s movie.
Oh, lunchbox for the win.
All right, all right, man.
Party at the Moon Tower.
Dazed and confused.
Yes, that's it.
There he is.
You want the extra one?
Oh, yeah, yeah, for sure.
I already got this one. This is an old one.
Surely you can't be serious.
I am serious, and don't call me surely.
Yeah.
You know that one, like that?
Yeah. Really?
Yeah.
What is it?
Naked gun.
No.
Close.
Leslie Nilsson is in there.
That's right.
Yeah, but it's not a naked gun.
Amy?
Oh.
Oh.
What's your vector?
Airplane.
Airplane is right.
Yeah.
Well, look at Amy jumping on that one.
Let's watch up here in the window, though.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
What's up?
I won.
Oh, you want the song?
Oh, do I want the song?
It's early in the morning.
America wants this song.
It's so much it's early.
I thought about taking it easy, but I was like, nah, wake America.
This guy's going hard.
This is a lot of it.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
It's the 30-second skinny.
Dan and Shea announced a headlining tour with Morgan Evans and Chris Lane opening for them.
The tour kicks off in New Orleans on February 28.
Man, those Dan and Shea guys are superstars.
We've been saying it for a while.
It's just crazy to watch them get so good and so big.
And really, not totally bought in by the super country community yet.
They've had to earn it and tore their brains off and prove to people just through data and sales and songs.
So good for those guys.
What else, Morgan, number two?
Darius Rucker raised nearly $175,000 for the Just Be You nonprofit organization.
during his joint tour with Lady Annabelle.
All right, good for them.
Derek's always doing some good stuff.
It is.
I know.
All right, what else?
Florida Georgia Line announced their next single.
It's called Talk You Out of it.
Here's a clip of it.
I talked you into slipping down the hall, baby, turning on.
You play you're in the shot.
Oh, there's you another number one, Florida Georgia Line.
Everything they put out to hit.
Those guys write good songs.
It's a hit.
All right, is that it?
Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
It's time for the good news.
When you're 85 years old, you think, oh, grandpa's just sitting on the couch, enjoying life, watching TV, doting on the grandkids.
Not this 85-year-old man.
He became the oldest man to ever finish the Kona Iron Man World Championship.
Wow.
He did an Iron Man?
Yep, 16 hours, 53 minutes, and 50 seconds.
And how old is he?
85 years old.
That's a 2.4-mile swim, 112-mile bike ride, and a 26.2.2 miles.
run and he's 85.
What up World Championship.
That's amazing.
He's old?
Yeah, what's your grandpa done?
I mean, I don't have any grandpas left.
Well, I'm just saying, well, if you're there, that grandkids of him, you're like, man, I got the best grandpa on the world.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's what it's all about right there.
Lobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story up the day.
This story comes to us from Pennsylvania.
A 26-year-old man was arrested at Walmart after smashing all the pumpkins.
He said, when you got to find a good pumpkin, you got to drop it on the ground and make sure it stays intact.
And so he kept dropping pumpkins, dropping pumpkins, dropping pumpkins, and they were all smashing, and he wasn't buying them because they weren't staying intact.
Oh my gosh.
I mean, what an idiot.
Okay.
On Lunchbox, that's your Bonehead story of the day.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bone!
Let's go.
Oh, Trump's my dog.
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
Why don't we talk about last night
Dancing with the Stars for a second?
It was a little mermaid
And it was a very slow dance
And Amy, what did you think last night?
I thought it was awesome.
I'm so frustrated.
Wait, why?
Amy, because I did it as good as I could do it.
I know.
I did it as good as I could do it
And I still only got sevens.
Like I did it as good as I could do it.
Okay.
I'm so frustrated.
Again.
To us, the common normal people that are watching you, I don't even know exactly what the judges are looking for, but you did great.
Thank you.
We noticed that.
Everybody else watching noticed that.
And y'all looked really good.
I feel like y'all get.
She looked like little mermaid straight up.
I mean, it was amazing.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you, I get to that judge.
So last night we do this thing called the Waltz.
You know what waltz?
You can go and dig a hole and cover yourself in dirt because I don't like you anymore.
So we do this waltz.
And I'm motion sick all week.
And I'm trying not to get motion sick during this dance.
And we have the Little Mermaid song on.
And Amy, we finished the dance.
And it's like this moment.
And I look at her and I'm like, oh, we're going to get good scores for the first time.
I felt confident.
And then we got like the second lowest of the night.
Who got the lowest?
Joe?
Joe.
Yeah.
Joe, listen, Joe and I were in the bathroom together.
And we were at the two urinals beside each other.
And we were in our costumes.
I was actually say in your costumes.
Yes, and we look like idiots, right?
I'm in a prince costume, and he's in like Marvin the Martian or whatever he is costume.
Jungle Joe.
No, he's like the video game dude.
It's Wreck it Ralph.
Yeah, punch it Joey.
Whatever his name is.
Punch it Pete.
Wreck it Ralph.
And so we're next to each other.
And we look at each other and we're like, here we go again.
And he goes, I know, man.
He goes, do you still get nervous?
I was like, every time.
Every time I get nervous.
And he's like, he says, I just want to get better scores than last time.
I said me too.
And we kind of had a moment.
We were washing our hands beside each other.
And I was like, man, good luck.
Like, I'm rooting for you.
And he's like, you too.
I'm rooting for you.
We're kind of in this thing together.
So grocery store Joe and I shared a moment in the men's bathroom.
And then we went out and both got the lowest scores tonight again.
Yeah.
But, you know, there's something to be said of how the demeanor between the two of you.
So, like, you and Sharna pull it off.
Like, y'all are still excited about your scores and it was great and everything.
Grocery Shore Joe and his part.
partner, it's like, it was awkward.
The scores came out in their faces.
I mean, you could just tell.
They're like confused, deflated, sad, not happy.
Like, it's, I felt it.
Through the TV screen, I just felt awkward for them.
But like you and Sharna, I still felt awesome for you.
You received the scores well and you still, I don't know,
something about, I bet other people in the Loveringham still felt like awesome for y'all.
I felt awkward for Joe.
Really?
Well.
Yeah.
Anybody else?
It stunk to get sevens again.
again. It's because they were just giving out scores like free candy.
Yeah, tens. I know.
Tens and nines and then I was like, oh, we're going to get eights.
Like, Lynn's going to give me an eight and I was going to run and kiss them on the cheek.
Especially because it was quote, Disney night and nobody was going home.
Let's give everybody free stuff at Disney night.
Right.
Monkey ears.
Whatever. Rabbit ears.
Mouse.
Mouse.
It's a mouse.
I know.
I'm just for.
So that last night of dance with the stars, I got three sevens.
They even said that I'm improving.
But I don't know.
Marian Ann Arbor loves you, she even said it.
Oh, man.
Last night she said, I love you.
I bet I'm telling you guys, like I don't know, all I can do is go back, I'm going back
to dance today, all I can do, just to anybody listening right now, when things aren't
going well, all you can do is wake up in the morning and go right back to work.
That's all you can do, and that's all I can do.
Also, I'm a bit deflated, but that's okay.
We all get deflated sometimes.
I'm going back to work.
So this is work, and I go right back to the dance room, and I'll put in eight hours today.
I will. And that's just how it goes. And I'll put in, I'll do this show, and I'll put in eight more hours.
And I will work until my feet are nubs until they kick me off the show. That's all I can do. And I appreciate everybody voting. But to say I wasn't a little disappointed last night would be a lie. Yeah. So, uh, lunchbox, what did you saw? What did you think?
Man, I'm going to tell you what? When you were spinning around the dance floor, like you had a moment where you had her and you guys were, I guess you call it waltzing around the dance floor. I was like, this dude is on.
fire. This looked like real dancing. And then they give you the same scores that they say you did
terrible on last week, MC Hammer. Seven. And I'm like, how is that still a seven? Like, he improved
so much. He waltz like a champion and spun her and held her. And then you rub noses. And I think she was saying,
kiss me. And you didn't kiss her. I didn't. You're right. And maybe that's why you got sevens.
Maybe.
well
but no no really like what are they looking for
for I just
they said I was off listen
there was a step I did step wrong once
but it wasn't a bit it was such a small thing
and everybody else was stepping wrong
and they were still getting high scores
I thought oh I'm still gonna get to eight
I'm asking for a nine or ten
anyway for now
I'm done talking about it
but it was frustrating
and we'll talk about it one more time
this show
it's a Bobby Bones show
Lunchbox has a new baby
Is it an infant still?
Yeah I would consider an infant
it's three months old
He?
Yeah, he.
Sorry, not a it.
It's a he, it's a human.
So he's three months old.
Yeah.
What have you learned in the last 90 days?
I learned that they're pretty easy to take care of when they're that young because they can't move.
It's weird to see them develop.
Like you can start to see his eyes move and follow you around the room.
And he's starting to kind of use his legs.
Like if you stand them up in your lap, you can feel him push with his legs like, oh, yeah, I have muscles.
and he's learned how to smile.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah, that's pretty cool, huh?
Yeah, why does he smile?
I don't know.
I think maybe he sees you smile,
so he smiles,
or he's just learning that he can move his mouth
because you can just sit there and do nothing
and he'll smile,
or you can go smile, smile, and he'll smile.
Do you do things,
like do you have certain music playing around him
or watch television shows?
Oh, we watch television shows.
We watch the trash TV still in front of him
so he gets the same likes as those, like the challenge, what else do we watch?
Are You the One on MTV?
I don't even know what those shows are.
Isn't that funny?
Like, I'm not cooler than The Lunchbox, but I'm saying I don't even know what that is.
Well, Are You the One is they put 22 singles in a house and you have to find your perfect match.
And so 11 guys, 11 girls, and you find your perfect match and they have a light-up ceremony.
If they get all 11 beams, they win a million dollars split amongst the house.
Yeah.
So you watch that with your son?
Oh, yeah.
And I watch a lot of sports.
He does seem to whenever baseball or football is on,
I think he's watching the TV because he will turn his eyes and stare at the TV.
I don't know if he knows what's going on or if he just really is a sports fan,
but I tell my wife, we got to watch sports because he likes it.
Does he look more like you in your eyes or his mom?
Ooh, I think he has my eyes and he definitely has my wife's mouth,
but I would say he looks more like me.
Yeah.
Is your sister about to have a baby?
Ah, she just did.
Oh, she did?
Yeah.
She had not one baby, but two babies.
She had twins.
Twin identical boys.
Wow.
So you weren't there for the delivery.
I wasn't there for the delivery.
They were both seven pounds.
A lot of baby walking around inside of her.
And your brother had a baby?
My brother's baby is two and a half.
My sister's is two years old.
And now she has identical twin boys.
Are you guys going to have another baby?
Eventually, yeah.
I mean, like now?
How many do you want?
Um, she wants, we want three because she was a family of three and I was a family of three.
So we think the three is a good number.
We don't want to do the only child thing, um, because we think only child are a little strange.
Are you guys trying now?
Are you going to wait a minute?
No, we haven't tried.
No, not right now.
You know, we're just having fun enjoying this one.
We don't want to rush anything.
We don't want him to get cheated out of our attention.
Are you enjoying the baby?
Yes.
Yeah.
It is so cool.
It is.
It is so fun just to see him.
look at you and kind of smile.
And I don't know if he's smiling because he knows what he's looking at or if he just, like I said.
But it's just so fun to see him kind of move and get bigger and start to try to, you know, like move his arms a little bit and just be more active instead of just laying there like a log.
I mean, since Lunchbox wants three and he's so obsessed with this first one, and I've never asked my parents this.
Maybe I need to.
But like, does it get less cool?
Because I'm the last of four.
So, I mean, it had to be like zero percent cool by the time I came around.
It's like, oh gosh, we have another baby.
But, like, the first one, I'm sure is amazing.
I just don't know what it feels like because I got two kids at once and they're older and it was totally different adoptions and different scenario.
But, yeah, like, Lunchbox is so pumped about the first one.
I can't wait until we get updates on his third one where he's like.
Yeah.
Yeah, it started smiling.
All right.
Man, lunchbox talks about his.
I need to give me one of those, huh?
I know.
You do.
I'm telling you.
But you just got to be careful when you're changing that diaper.
I'm going to tell you.
He'd on you?
If it's a boy.
Oh yeah.
If it's boys start spraying everywhere.
I mean, up the wall.
I mean, I don't know why we've been painted that wall.
He could have just painted it yellow himself.
I'll tell you what.
They peed all over you, huh?
Oh, yeah, a bunch of times.
I mean, like, there's times that you'll change.
You'll waste three diapers in one changing because it'll be time to change.
You change it.
You get them all cleaned up.
And then he starts peeing.
So you put the new diaper down.
Okay.
Block it.
So he has to be done peeing, right?
How much pee can a little 10-pound baby have in it?
So then you pull out a new diaper, you clean it,
and you put the new diaper, and he starts peeing again?
It's like, come on, dude.
Like, what are you doing?
Because diapers are expensive.
Yeah, the dad diary's here.
And diapers are expensive.
Oh.
Oh, baby boom, come on.
Hey, Kelsey, good morning.
Hi, good morning.
Oh, my God, Bobby's freaking bones.
I can't believe I'm talking to you.
Stop that.
Kelsey freaking caller, huh?
How about you?
Yeah.
What's up?
Where are you calling from, Kelsey?
I'm calling from Kansas.
Love it there.
Used to summer there.
Oh, yeah.
Like summer, a lot of places.
A lot of places, yeah.
What can I do for you, Kelsey?
I just wanted to call and tell you that I used to hate morning shows.
I thought they were annoying, and I always wanted to hear the music.
And I stumbled upon your show, and I fell in love with it, and I listen to your podcast every day.
Like, I'm obsessed with your show.
So whatever you guys are doing, just keep going.
Well, thanks.
Why would you be annoyed with morning shows?
Like, what was it really?
You're like, ugh, this is not for me.
I just didn't think their topics were interesting, and I don't know.
I just didn't really like any of them.
But you guys, I like that you're a friend and you guys play games and you talk about your life.
And it's fun to keep up on.
Is there anything that you want to know?
Like, you have me.
I have you.
We're talking here.
Is there anything that you want to know from any of us on the show?
You're like, man, if I could just ask that one question to the show, this will be the question I would ask.
Is lunchbox really how he is on the show?
Yeah, right?
Wouldn't you send lunchboxes like he is on the show?
I mean, I feel like sometimes he turns it up.
I love him.
He's hilarious.
You're a smart lady.
I feel like he turns it up about 50.
15% sometimes when he really gets on things.
Like he's like, I'm going to be really obnoxious today.
But yeah, everybody, here's the problem with lying.
Not that the lying part of it.
You just can't remember.
We've been doing this for how many years we've been doing this show, 15 years, something like that?
Yeah.
We can't remember 15 years worth of lies.
So if you were to come in here and just be something and have to lie all the time,
we just wouldn't remember all the time.
Yeah, my boyfriend makes fun of me because I listen to you guys all the time
and I'll sing your songs, tell me something good.
And he's like, oh, my gosh, he thinks I'm such a loser.
Did you know that that Tell Me Something Good is actually a real song?
Yeah, I actually heard it the other day, and I was like, holy crap.
I didn't know that until I heard it.
Also, can you tell Ramundo, thank you?
Because I messaged him on Instagram because I had a question about your podcast,
and he messaged me back, and I was really surprised.
Did he slide into your DMs and be like, hey, what's up?
No, no, no, no, nothing like that.
No, he was really nice.
He actually didn't know what I was talking about, so I felt kind of stupid, but it's okay.
I tell him, I said,
Ramundo, she says thank you.
Okay.
All right, Kelsey.
Anything else, Kelsey, you've been a fine caller today.
I do have to say.
Anything else you want to know?
Well, thank you.
Tell Amy that she needs to put workouts on her Instagram
because her body's looking good and I want to know her secrets.
Amy, your body's looking good, she says.
She wants your workouts on Instagram.
She wants to know your secrets.
Anything you'd like to say?
Oh, okay.
I'll definitely start trying to add more to Instagram.
I don't really post that stuff, but I can.
Yeah, she wants more of your body on Instagram, Amy.
Oh, I mean workout.
And keep it up on dancing with the stars.
Okay, I will try as hard as I can.
I'm trying hard.
You're doing good, and I can tell that you're taking it serious.
So keep it up.
Kelsey?
Thanks for listening to me.
This has been a wonderful moment for both of us, I think.
Me, probably getting more out of it than you, but I appreciate the call.
Thank you.
Have a good day.
All right, bye, Kelsey.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
A few days ago, a three-story brick wall,
collapsed in Philadelphia.
Crushing Jose Gonzalez's car.
No one was hurt when the wall fell, but his dog, an American pit bull terrier named Magic,
was nowhere to be found.
So this construction company was hired to clean up the bricks, and he said, hey, look out
for my dog.
How sad is that?
Look out for my dog as the wall fell.
The dog owner obviously felt like you may never see his dog again.
And three days after the wall fell, they found the dog.
Magic was alive under the bricks.
Wow.
Yeah.
About 15 minutes.
They kind of works with him.
Like, all right, he's walking around.
They treated him at the vet for dehydration and trauma.
But the dog's good.
Dog's happy.
Dogs alive.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
It's amazing.
And that's what it's all about right there.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby bones.
Yeah, over to Amy, who's got the morning corny.
The morning corny.
Why aren't koalas actually bears?
Hmm. Why aren't koalas actually bears?
Because they don't meet the koalifications.
Koalakifications.
Okay.
That was the morning corning.
Fail until you don't.
It's a Bobby Bone show.
Danica in Iowa, good morning.
Morning.
How are you?
Good.
Yeah, what can I do for you this morning?
I'm actually a first-time caller as well.
Appreciate that.
I just wanted to let you guys know.
I really appreciate everything that you guys have done.
You guys have actually made a massive impact on my life.
And I can't thank you enough.
I forget what you guys do.
Yeah.
Well, I appreciate that.
How have we made a massive impact on your life, I wonder.
I actually got pregnant while I was a senior in high school.
and the way that you guys kind of just inspire people to be yourself and to not care what people say about you.
And you as the person you are who doesn't care what people say or think about you kind of got me through high school and that struggle that I was going through.
How old are you now?
I am 20.
And how's the baby?
Good, getting big.
I actually have another one currently.
Really?
Yeah.
Look at you.
About to be a mama too.
You like being a mom or no?
I do.
I love it.
It is probably the most rewarding thing I have had happen in my life ever.
That's really cool.
Yeah, thanks for the call, though, too.
Listen, you know me, I think that we get so wrapped up and what other people think about us.
When really, people aren't really thinking anything about us.
Meaning we feel like everyone's always thinking about us.
And we're doing something goofy.
People are like, oh, look how stupid Bobby is.
people spend like 0.000-0-0-1% thinking about us
because everybody's always thinking about themselves.
And once you realize that people don't care,
that's really the greatest freedom you're going to have.
You may feel like people care.
They really don't.
Think about you.
Think about how much you...
I'll give you an example.
You go up and let's say you have to do some sort of presentation at work.
Most people get freaked out by that and you go up and you don't do well
and you're like, oh, but everybody thinks I'm stupid.
Think about the last time you watched somebody mess up presentation,
you didn't think about that more than five seconds after it was over.
So people don't really care.
Good stuff right there.
And when you realize people don't care, there's so much freedom in that.
Yep.
Like I could go out and fall down on the dance floor and be like, oh, I can't believe 10 million people just watch me fall down.
You know what?
Seven seconds later, people don't care anymore.
You guys make fun of me the next day for a little bit, but it doesn't matter.
Yep.
And what's awesome is that it doesn't matter.
And that's what's awesome about it.
So as long as you're taking care of you, as long as you're fulfilling yourself in your way, then you're good.
That's what's all about.
And so it's taking me a bit to understand that.
I used to be like, oh, I just want to be everything to everyone.
No, someone who chases two rabbits catches no rabbits.
So chase your rabbit, find your rabbit.
You're one rabbit.
And don't worry about anything else.
Don't worry about any of the rabbits or deer, antelope.
You know what I mean?
Just one rabbit.
One rabbit, baby.
It's that easy.
Well, it's not easy.
I'm taking old philosopher Bobby a little time to figure out this life thing.
And I still don't have the relationship thing down.
But Amy, any thoughts on that?
No, I mean, I'm with you.
I don't understand the rabbit thing because I feel like if you've got more rabbits to choose from, you'd catch one faster.
If you're chasing two rabbits at the same time, how many rabbits you're going to catch?
Well, okay, I get it because you're not honed in on the one rabbit.
Hone in on your rabbit.
You can catch one rabbit after the other, but you got to hone in that one right then.
It's pretty rare to get both of them.
I mean, what are you going to do?
I'm splitting half and run it?
No, no, no.
That's like, by the way, I didn't make the rabbit thing up.
That's like an ancient proverb.
It is.
Yeah.
I didn't just come up.
Eddie, you thought he just made that up?
I was like, this guy's genius.
No, I remember things.
But that's like an old school.
That's like Confucius Day.
Oh.
There were rabbits back then?
No, no, about that.
Anyway, Danica, I hope that...
You get your rabbit.
No, she has a rabbit.
You know, she focused on her.
She didn't worry about other stuff.
Danica, I appreciate that call, and thank you for sharing that with us.
That means a lot to me.
Thank you so much, you guys.
All right, Danica, see you later.
See?
Yeah.
There you go.
See?
That's what I'm talking about right there.
Appreciate that.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Mitchell 10 Penny.
One of our IHeart Radio on the verge artists.
Here he is right now.
Hey, come on in here.
Come on in here.
First time in the studio.
We're on the air right now.
What up, buddy?
Sit down right there.
Come on, Mitchell 10 Penny.
What are your crazy Instagram handle?
M number 10.
Penny.
You go, buddy?
I'm good, man.
I'm ready to go.
Look you in your glasses.
I'm happy to be here.
Man, trying to look a little smarter.
You got bad vision or no?
No, I have horrible eyes.
And when the wind hits me, I start crying everywhere and everyone thinks I'm super emotional all the time.
Run with that.
Yeah.
How you been?
You good?
I'm good.
I'm good.
It's great.
You know, what's funny is to see your song drunk me and people go, man, that's quick for that guy.
But like, it's been a lot of years grinding it out, right?
Yeah, a long time.
I mean, in different forms and versions, but a very long time.
Let me play a little bit of this.
Maybe you know the song right here.
Come on, listen to that.
What if you get sick?
How do you sing with that if you get a little sick?
That's a big voice, man.
I know, man.
I'm learning this way.
It's been a lot.
It's been a great year, but a lot.
I've never sung this much of my life.
Really?
I'm learning,
definitely trying to learn different ways to take care of the voice and what to do with it.
Isn't it cool to actually get to make a living doing what you love?
Absolutely.
Isn't that the coolest thing in the whole world and that people allow you to do it?
Because I'm so grateful to people to listen to the show because I wouldn't be able to talk on the radio without people listening.
You wouldn't be able to sing with that people, you know, streaming and buying and coming to shows?
It's just been a dream come true.
It's crazy.
But yes, I'm very grateful.
This guy.
So I was, I'm doing this TV show right now, dancing with the stars.
Yeah, I've heard of it.
Yeah.
And one of the girls, Morgan, who's been dancing with me, your song was playing.
And she was just singing the crap out of it.
And I was like, you know, Mitchell?
And so I see you a message.
And she's sitting there.
Hey, Morgan, wave it.
Wave it, Mitchell.
Hey, more.
Oh, nice to hear you.
Yeah.
Yeah, I hit you.
I hit you too.
I was like, thank you for the show.
That was really cool.
It's always neat to see that.
And that means a lot.
And so you're going to sing that a little bit, right?
Yeah, absolutely. We'll give a shot.
Hey, so let me do this.
Hold on.
This song, Telling All My Secrets here.
Girl, you got me telling all my secrets.
Promise me you're keeping.
That's a jam right here.
Come on.
Come on.
That's a jam, right?
I like it, man.
It's fun.
I actually wrote it with Dallas over here,
and our buddy Jordan Minton a long time ago,
and it just kept being something that ended up being on the record.
This is what the record's named after, right?
Yeah.
So the record comes out.
You just announced it'll be out in December.
Yeah, December 14th.
Yeah, good for you.
Thank you.
You got some songs out now.
Yeah, we have an EP out now, and that's done.
That's been amazing.
But you know how it is.
You want to get out new stuff, and you push that until it can't be pushed anymore.
Let me hear a little bit of this.
Give me a verse and a chorus of...
Yeah, can you do that?
Yeah, sure.
By the way, Mitchell Ten Pennies here.
This guy can sing, man.
So this is a verse and chorus of telling all my secrets.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this
Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore.
But you can go to bobbybones.com to see.
it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our
decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted
to keep up as much as possible. So
go to bobbybones.com to watch
or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you
for listening to the show, and sorry about all
the legal stuff.
You got like an angry angel
in that voice. Just a lot.
Just sitting in there chilling right to scream.
Yeah, trying to push it out.
You were like a... I think we all had our angsty
years. Oh, of course, yeah. You were like a rock
guy, huh? Yeah, did the whole warped tour
thing, the scene, emo, scene.
lead screamer and drummer.
Lead screamer.
Like that's a thing.
That's a talent to be a good screamer.
I wanted to be one so bad.
I wasn't.
I can't claim the good screamer.
My band actually kicked me off the screaming because I was so bad at it.
But yeah, I used to look up to screamers.
I was like, that dude's got the best scream in the industry.
The best scream.
Yeah.
So I was watching this clip of you and Edward McCain.
Who sings, I'll be your crying.
Is this.
How did you get with this dude?
Man, it's crazy.
He hit me up on Twitter or just posted about Drump Me,
saying, man, I don't know this guy about I like this song.
And I'm manager Chris and like, did you see this?
And then I freaked out because, I mean, I asked the first girl to prom to that song.
You excuse me?
What's up?
I asked my first girl to prom to that song.
Yeah, tell us about that.
Come on.
How'd that go down?
Yeah, you know, you got a lot of courage at that age.
And I was just learning guitar.
And it was probably one of the first songs I learned.
And I just kind of, you know, went for it and played it.
And she said yes.
And that was honestly.
You played that song and then asked her?
Yeah.
That's so money.
It's kind of lame, but
No, come on
How could you say no though?
Like the guy put his hard out there.
Did I thought about that?
Did I guilt her into it?
Who care?
That's how I got every girlfriend,
guilting them.
Yeah, fair enough.
Fair enough.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Mitchell Ten Penny.
So I feel like we're a lot of like.
We have a lot of musical interests
in a lot of different formats.
Like, we love country music first and foremost.
Absolutely.
Like, I'm a huge John Mayer for you.
Who's not?
You know, I'm the biggest.
I mean, that's my dude.
You know any John Mayer?
Yeah.
I do. I love John. I mean, I've got his guitar. I'm obsessed with John.
Oh, are you really? Yeah, me too. Yeah, I would drink his bathwater if you're like that.
Yeah. What do you know from John Mayer? Play me a little something.
Yeah, this is one off of Where the Light is, DVD, him and the trio did this one, and it's always a fun way to play. It's called Good Love is on the way.
Oh, yeah. All right here.
All right here.
Dang. I'm so pumped right now.
Oh, thank you, man.
Mitchell Tenpenny's here going out with Old Dominion on the Make-It Sweet tour.
I can't wait. I love those dudes.
Yeah, right? I'm so excited.
You got a record. By the way, you have songs that exist now.
Also, people check them out.
But you got a record coming out in December.
Yeah, December 14th.
So, big announcement there.
But, I mean, we got to hear the song.
Of course, yeah.
We got to hear drunk.
You guys want to hear drunk me or you want them to go home?
You tell me.
No, play it.
You want to send them home?
I can go home.
I can tell them to go home.
I can be like Mitchell, go ahead and get the Uber and go out of here.
Whatever y'all need.
Let's vote.
Who wants to hear it?
Say aye.
Aye.
Opposed?
All right.
They shut it off.
Well, thank you.
Ladies and gentlemen,
Mitchell Tenpenny with this song.
All right.
Drunk me.
Cool.
He brought it today, folks.
Come on.
Thank you.
And my feet didn't hurt,
I would stand up right now.
Dang.
Yeah.
Dude, I bet they hurt, man.
Mitchell Tenpenny.
Killed it, man.
Thank you, Bobby.
Man, come on.
That's cool, man.
You're good.
You ever tell you you're good?
Man, I'm very blessed.
I must have a lot of good people around me, for sure.
I'm telling you you're good.
Thank you.
That means a lot.
Man, I peed a little.
That's how good it was.
That's good, man.
Thank you.
You killed that.
All right, Mitchell Tenpenny, check out drunk me.
That's how you can buy.
You can stream it.
If you see them out, tell them hello, go watch them.
Spend some money on some merge, maybe.
Yeah, man.
Merch on the website.
That's great.
Yeah.
Got merch and new CD bundles for the new record.
Everything's out.
And the record's just been announced.
Telling all my secrets will be out December 14th.
We'll have you back around that time.
Thanks, Bob.
I appreciate it, brother.
Mitchell 10 penny, everybody, on the Bobby Bone Show.
Fantastic.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
Thanks to a complete stranger, there's a four-year-old boy in England that's now going to get a potentially life-saving treatment.
Thanks to a mystery donor here in the U.S.
So he's over in England.
He needs to come to the U.S. for this treatment.
But they needed $650,000 to make it happen.
They were $170,000 from their goal when they got.
got a donation from a mystery donor. Still don't know who it is. Wow. Completed their goal.
So now they are ready to head to the States next month and Zach's treatment will begin.
And he has an 80% chance of surviving now coming to the U.S. to get this treatment. Whereas
whatever chemo he was getting in England, only 25% success rate. Man, they say that kid's life probably.
Yeah. I know. Hopefully we'll know more later. But I mean, obviously the family is just in disbelief at this
anonymous donor and super grateful. Wow. There you go.
what's all about right there.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
So the Mega Millions jackpot is, was it going to be $2 billion?
Oh, it's going to be over $2 billion, folks.
You just get ready, maybe $2.5 billion.
I mean, I try not to get excited about the lottery.
But when you hear it just, when you hear it two and a half billion, you have to get excited.
right?
You'll be excited over
1 million.
You know?
Yeah, I understand that.
But when you hear 2.5 billion,
a smile, it
automatically creeps across your face.
Just say it out loud, and you can't help but smile.
Uh-huh, two billion.
Yeah, you got me.
I tried.
If there's just one winning ticket tonight,
you take home after taxes,
after taxes around $1 billion.
Oh, just terrible.
That's terrible.
The grand prize is won by anyone who,
matches all six numbers, and the odds of doing that are the same, one in 300.25 million.
I'll take it. No matter what the stakes are, or the number of players.
The most winning mega million tickets have been sold in California, Maryland 2nd, Illinois 3rd, Georgia, and New Jersey, in that order.
Since the mega millions game went into its current format of 70 numbers per ball, the number one has been drawn the most ever at 18 times.
Wow.
There's been no winning ticket since July 24th.
And the cutoff for buying a $2 ticket varies by state, usually 15 minutes before the draw.
And I do believe we're back in as a group, right?
Yes, it's you, myself, and Amy are the only ones that have provided $20 that want to get in.
Everybody else is sitting on the sidelines. I don't know what's going on.
Play that music.
I mean, guys, I mean, in the glass room, Eddie Morgan.
This is the first I've heard of it. I got money, dude.
Let's go. $20 on the table.
I got to go get those tickets.
It sounds like I've got to make a road trip to Georgia.
Wait, what?
You're going to drive to Georgia to pick up tickets?
Well, it said that Georgia was one of the top five states that had sold the winning tickets.
So, I mean, it's only about a five-hour drive.
Dude, that would be so funny if you drove to Georgia for tickets.
Yeah.
Well, tonight's the $2 billion.
What would you do, Amy, if you want $2 billion?
Just one thing and one thing only.
What?
I ever wanted?
Go ahead.
Oh, my gosh.
Man.
I'd buy my husband an airplane.
There you go. He's a pilot.
It'd be awesome.
A jet.
He'd Amy's husband was in the Air Force.
He would die.
We don't want him to do that.
Make sure the jet has an engine.
Jet.
Lunchbox.
Huh, easy.
Quit my job and buy an island.
You buy an island.
Oh, yeah.
Come visit me, guys.
I'll be hanging out on the beach.
Okay.
Having your own island?
There you go.
Bobby, what would you do?
I would probably start my own school.
Okay. We all could have said something like that.
Of course. Me too. I obviously would pay everything off at the orphanage in Haiti.
Well, but I'm saying that's the first thing that I would do. I'd want to start.
Oh, yeah.
Why are you guys judging? Listen, I didn't judge you guys' answers.
If I was given $2 billion, the first thing that I would do is start a school for kids that don't come from a lot.
And make sure they had instruments and tennis shoes and books.
That's what I would do.
You know what?
You guys are can all hate on me if you want.
Hey, you know what, though?
If I won, I'd make a $10 donation to your school.
Ten dollars.
That's really what I would do, though.
You guys would hate on me a little bit.
Hey, education is key.
That is true.
Let me know how school's going.
Send me a report.
I'll be out on the island.
All right.
The Bobby Bones show.
Amy, what do you think about these parents that are having chicken pox parties
where they get their kids?
And if one set of kids have chicken pox, everybody else gets it from the kids?
Smart.
Get it over with.
You think so.
Yeah, because don't you just want your kid to go ahead and get the chicken pox and get it over with?
I mean, yeah, they're just trying to make it happen, speed things along.
You have two kids, 11 and 8.
I wonder if you do this with your kids.
Hmm, good question.
Because you just said it was a good idea.
I don't judge, I guess I'm saying I don't judge the parents for doing it.
I get why they're doing it.
If I got invited to a party, I'd have to really consider going.
Pox parties.
Mm-hmm.
Sounds fun.
Boy, it does sound like a rager, doesn't it?
And I can go too, and I'd be fine because I've already had it.
As they say here in the dance world, we go while out at the dogs party.
We go wild, whatever they say.
I don't know.
People say all these words, and everybody's foreign around here.
What would you do if you were a parent?
I don't know.
It's tough for me.
I don't have kids yet.
Hopefully, next couple years.
Yeah.
I don't know.
It makes sense.
Parents would expose their kids to the virus to build up the immunity.
A group in Colorado, part of an anti-vaxxer movement, have been infecting their kids instead of putting the vaccination in them.
Oh, I don't know that I'm an anti-vaccination type person, but hey, as long as you're being safe about it, maybe I, if a doctor was present.
You know?
Yeah.
Being a super sports fan affects your health.
Did you guys see that story?
I know we have some pretty diehard sports fans here on the show.
Oh, yeah, like being hardcore.
According to a new study from Oregon State University,
some sports fans take things too seriously to the point to where a fan is actually an unhealthy addiction.
Researchers look at fans who change work schedule so they don't miss games.
They skip family events to watch their team.
They consider the love of sports as key to their identities.
It's like any guy during the whole season.
It's like every guy I know, actually.
Every guy in the South with college football,
every guy in the Northeast that I know with baseball and the NFL,
every guy West.
I mean, it's funny too because you have pockets.
Like the Midwest loves their sports.
So, yeah, I mean, I even want to put myself with that with Arkansas football.
Yeah.
I actually texted the head coach, Coach Morris, after the win.
And I was like, congrats on the win, because we're rebuilding this year.
And I haven't been able to go to a game yet.
I'm like, sorry, I haven't been able to come to a game.
I've been dancing.
And I was like, woo pig.
Did you guys
going to make the team vote for you?
No, I did it.
I told him I may need a pep talk.
I mean, he gives good speeches before and after games
where I watch them and I'm inspired by them.
And I'm like, I may need one of those on a video coach.
I would be special.
I would be special.
And I was half kidding, but half not.
And I was like kidding to where he'd be like,
yeah, you want one, but he didn't say that.
Oh, maybe he'll just surprise you.
IHartMedia announced his first podcast award.
and it will be hosted by three people, Charlemagne the God, and Holly Frey, who's from
Stuff You Missed in History Class, that podcast, and myself.
Oh, really?
Oh, I saw the announcement for that.
I didn't see you were one of the hosts.
That's cool.
Yeah, three hosts.
I got the least amount of ink because nobody cares about me.
Like, it's like, Charlamine the God and Holly Frey.
Also hosting Bobby Bones.
Yeah, like, I literally saw that.
I had no idea you were hosting.
Not bad.
Nobody cares about little old me.
I'm just, to everybody else, except like us, our group, like the people that are listening now, us in the room.
We're just the hillbillies.
You guys know that, right?
Yeah.
And I'm okay with that because that's what we are.
But we're just the hillbillies that do the hillbilly stuff.
So, yeah.
That's what's up.
That's pretty excited.
Are the soy losers nominated?
They are not, but the bobby cast is.
Oh.
Oh, that's fine then.
It's next year.
Next year, guys.
We're a team.
We're all a team.
Next year.
Yeah.
you can vote.
We'll put it up at
Bobby Bones.com if you want to vote.
But yeah, the Bobbycast is up for best music podcast,
up against some really good podcasts.
But you know what?
I'm trying to win Dancing with the Stars.
I'm not worried about that right now.
Yeah, worry about that later.
I can't ask people to vote for two things.
Yeah, I mean, he's got to host this and, you know, dance here.
I mean, you're just, you're all over the place, dude.
Bobby Bones.
Yes.
Last night on Dancing with the Stars.
It was Disney Night.
And we were there for like 14 hours because Disney's the boss of ABC.
So it had to be perfect.
And it was good. I thought they made a great show last night.
And it's funny to see adults freak out over Mickey Mouse and Goofy and Pluto, but we all did.
We everybody wanted pictures. It was so funny to see because we all were like kids again.
And I danced to this here, The Little Mermaid. Turn this up.
Last time I'm ever going to hear of my life. Turn it up.
Go to the ocean and stay.
Just getting a seashell and go away, mermaid songs.
I'm going to tell you, I danced last night. The Waltz.
And I thought I did pretty good, Amy.
I really did.
And when the dance finished,
I was like, we're going to get eights.
And we got all sevens.
We had the second lowest score of the night.
And to say that I was not affected a little bit emotionally
would be a lie because I was.
So, I don't know.
Just in a thought, Amy, your thoughts on my dance last night.
Am I unfair?
Should I have gotten all sevens, that lowest score?
I was expecting you to get higher
because I felt like they were in a very giving mood.
But I was still happy for you.
Like, I don't really focus on what the heck they're judging you one.
Really?
Yes. Like, I'm more like, I'm proud of you.
I know that everyone voting for you isn't paying attention.
Like, listen, your people, us and then people that are growing to love you that haven't known you, like, they're voting for you no matter what.
They're not being like, well, the judges gave three seven.
So probably not going to vote for him tonight.
Please.
Well, I got better.
I had a, what I think was my best dance.
and I got bad scores, the second lowest score of the night of nine people.
They put me at the end of the show too.
And yesterday I was like, they're not going to put me at the end of the show.
Yeah, can we talk about that?
Because I let my kids stay up and then you weren't coming, you weren't coming.
And I finally just had to put them to bed.
I was like, sorry, kids, like, sorry, this is not happening.
You can watch it tomorrow on Instagram.
Oh, really?
Well, you can watch Eddie's Instagram.
That's what I, yeah.
I can't see the show for a lot of the time because I'm running around on stage, up in the balcony.
I watch Eddie's Insta story during the show to see what everybody's doing.
Yeah.
It's crazy to me.
He tapes the whole show.
Like, he records the whole show on his Insta story.
And I watch, and I'm up in the balcony watching it, seeing how everybody did.
I'm in the room where we're shooting Dancing with the Stars, but I'm watching
watching Eddie's Insta story to see everybody's dances.
Is it good for you to see other people's dances?
No, it's terrible because they're all getting tens.
And that's why I thought we were going to get higher.
And I was like, they're passing out Halloween candy tonight.
Right.
And then I dance and I get sevens.
But Sharna looks just like Ariel.
Totally.
It was so crazy.
How, I mean, she was like the best.
looking mermaid ever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, she's hot.
Lunchbox, your thoughts on last night?
I just can't believe sevens. Like, they act like you didn't show any improvement from last week.
It takes a lot of talent to spin around the dance floor and spin and spin and spin. It wasn't
like it was one spin and then you just kind of stood there. You covered from one end of the
dance floor to the other end and you dipped her and you held her and you looked at her and
She said, kiss me, you didn't, then you picked her up and you spun her again.
And I don't know.
But that Carrie Ann and Arbor, she is ready to marry you.
Is she single?
She should give me nine then.
That's what I was going to say.
But if she wants to flirt a little bit, she needs to be giving you higher scores.
No, she's playing hard to get.
No, give me a nine.
I'll take you out.
Oh, my gosh.
For a nine.
Scandal.
I mean, you, I just, I'm so confused.
Me too.
I'm genuinely confused too.
I did as good as I could do it.
I messed up a step, but everybody messed up a step,
and I thought I was going to get better.
Whatever, all I can do is show up to work.
I'm back today.
And then they put you at the end,
which makes me mad because, like,
are they hoping people stop watching and don't vote for you?
Are they trying to stack the deck against you?
I don't know.
I cannot figure it out, but there's, ugh.
No, I don't know about that.
I think, though, that we're going to have to galvanize as a team,
this room, all the listeners,
and shocked the world because there hasn't been a winner of this show
that hasn't been a dancer or an athlete
or someone with a dance experience in years and years and years.
I think we can do it though.
Eddie, what did you think last night?
Honest truth.
Honest truth, you continue to impress me.
You're getting way better.
And guess what, dude?
You kept your mouth shut.
Well, win?
For most of the time.
For most of the time.
There was a couple of moments.
Dude, I'm with Amy, though.
I'm not really listening to these judges anymore.
Like, to me, they make no sense to me.
They give you a great review
and then they give you a low score.
They're dead to me.
Oh, wow.
Wow.
Dead to me.
Lynn, what did you think about?
last night.
That's a little harsh, Eddie.
I think that,
hey, look, Bobby, look,
you could dance,
and you're a little rough around the edges,
but that's what I like about you.
You're good.
That's what I like about you.
We love you here.
Everybody loves you here.
Oh, wow.
Well, well, done.
Wow, wow.
Well, what's your score, Lynn?
Negative 200.
Oh, wow.
That's what it feels like, Amy.
That's what it feels like out there.
And I really
Whatever
You did make me laugh though
Like when you did your stance
Your Prince Eric stance
And they called you out on it
And then you did that like
You broke it out
And they freestyle
And you did some like
Was that funny or no
I never know if it's funny
I'm just actually reacting
It was funny
hilarious
Because I don't know
What they're gonna say to me
You don't know
And I don't know what Tom's gonna say
To me Tom Bergeron
And I'm
Disgusted with myself
Yeah
All sevens
What?
It was funny
What were you gonna say
What wasn't funny?
No
I don't know if I should say
Say it
No
Okay tell me later
Okay no no no
I just want to make sure
Everybody knew what method acting was
Because you threw that method acting joke
And like I don't know that everybody knows what method acting is
Oh
I know what it is
I do too
I do too
Okay
Is everybody
Okay
I think so
It's where you live the role
Yeah
But I thought I explained it
Even if you didn't get the method acting
Yeah I thought so too
For four days
Okay
But did you really
No.
Oh.
Oh, my goodness.
It was a joke, Amy.
And then, Bobby, you are in love lately with the kind of hip thrust.
Like, that's fine.
I mean, she was like, can you do anything else?
And you started air-humping.
And I was like, oh, boy, oh, boy, here we go.
And then that's when she got a real special.
She goes, you are, I just love you.
And I was like, see, there we go.
She liked that hip thrust.
Give me a nine.
We'll whine and die.
Oh, yeah.
Why don't you tell her that?
that on TV.
Amy. Oh, on TV.
That's funny. That's the only time I have
their attention because they leave right after the show.
Exactly. Right before, right, like, I don't
know. Is there any way you can be, say
that to her? They kind of block us from them because
they don't want them. Oh, so really? You don't really interact
with them at all? I've never met Lynn.
I've never met Bruno. I've only met
Carrie Ann because we did Miss America together.
Oh, that is so weird.
So do that on purpose, so there's no, you know.
Probably, yes. Yeah, no, you can't like slip her a hundred.
They leave during commercials.
They leave.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
It's like referees in a basketball game.
Yeah, but they accept bribes and stuff.
Basketball players?
Yeah.
Come on.
I mean, yeah, let's figure this out.
Next week is Halloween.
And so everybody's Halloween themed.
And so you may know this old, can I just, can I say what we're going to do next week?
Yeah, just say it.
I feel like I owe it to our listeners to tell them.
So you know the old school song, Mr. Sandman?
Here, play that song.
This is old school 19.
50s version of Mr. Sandman.
Here you go.
You familiar with this, Amy?
Yes.
There you go.
Bring me a dream.
So that's that song, but there's like a horror character named Mr. Sandman.
So we're doing this version of the song.
This is the new version here.
And I'm going to be dressed as Mr. Samman like the killer.
And she's going to be in like a victim.
Turn it up.
Bring me.
Make her the cutest that I've ever seen.
Pretty crazy, huh?
Yeah, I mean, are we getting another, what's your dance theme?
Who knows?
I don't know what that are.
I think it's like the Argentine tango or something.
Okay.
I think we've realized that doesn't matter to me.
We just do what we do.
But yeah, it's like a horror.
She's created like this horror thing where I'm like a,
She's like an unsuspecting victim and I'm like a killer.
And everybody does doing crazy Halloween stuff.
It's going to be cool.
But this is a creepy song, right?
Yeah.
Yeah, I probably can do some hip the rest too.
Oh, boy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
This is very serious.
Yeah, turn it up.
It's very scary.
It's Halloween.
Like I'm stalking her.
Like I'm looking in her window.
Wow.
That kind of thing.
And then do I kill her?
Who knows?
Or do we make out at the end?
Like lunchbox ones.
Oh, zombie movies.
makeouts. Those are interesting.
Anyway, he turns into a vampire and he's there to suck her blood.
Wait, what, what? You went to a whole different story.
Well, I'm just saying that it's Halloween. Anything can happen.
Thank you to everyone who voted for me last night. The only way I'm staying on the show is
through vote, so I appreciate it so much. And hopefully you'll vote next week,
and you're enjoying us kind of experiencing this together. Am you enjoying the experience or
now? Yeah, I'm loving it. It's like way more than I thought I would, for sure.
The Bobby Bones Show
Someone tweeted at Kelsey Ballerini
They said, hey Kelsey Ballerini
Starting to cut your hair like a mom
Like at Radio Amy
Which is Amy
And she responded
Sheesh, it's just a haircut
And Amy's the hottest mom of the mall
So dot dot dot dot
And no I don't think they're having a baby
I don't think it's a mom haircut
I actually like Kelsey's haircut
And I like your haircut
Amy your thoughts on this whole thing
I mean
I obviously really appreciated
the compliment from Kelsey that was super cool because she's like young and hip and the fact that
I'm way older and she thinks that I'm a hot mom. That's cool. And yes, I'm loving the short
hair on me, on her. I think Marin just cut her hair short again. Like the short is in. Do it.
Yeah. How are the kids? They're doing really good. They had a great time hanging out with their
grandparents. You know, remember we were on fall break. So I feel like they've, they grew a lot.
during that week, like hanging out with grandparents.
Something about grandparents just, like, makes you better.
Yeah?
They played a lot of cards and board games.
The grandparents don't have Netflix, so, you know, they did a lot of grandparent-y type
things.
Is it weird to your kids that their grandparents didn't have Netflix?
Yeah, they couldn't believe it.
They couldn't?
Like, literally, they went to spend the night with them one night, and then I met up with
them later the next day, and they said, I was like, did you just you?
all have fun. They're like, yeah, we had so much fun,
this, this, and this. And then my daughter
just looked to me and she goes, they don't
have Netflix.
I was like, she was like
in disbelief. Like, she thought all the people
in America everywhere have Netflix.
And I'm like, nope.
The beauty of children. I know.
So, I mean, I just feel like
they just don't know a world without Netflix.
I'm like, remember about nine months ago?
Well, actually, at the orphanage, they had Netflix
sometimes. What? Yeah.
Well, we've learned this. I didn't know it at the
time, but sometimes if there was a computer there, they would log on to like people in America
had accounts or something. I don't know. They would find a way to get in.
Even orphans were stealing accounts? Listen, I don't know exactly how I was getting done,
but that's how she started watching Flash at the orphanage. They came here obsessed with Flash
already. I never knew it until they got here. But Flash, Supergirl, all those shows.
Lunchbox, how's the baby? Baby's good. I mean, just growing. He's starting to put weight on his
legs, he smiles at me, it's really crazy.
And, I mean, it's just so much fun.
We did have an incident last night, though, that was kind of bad.
What?
Well, we were cooking dinner, and he's sitting in his little chair, and he's trying to play with
those little, like, he's starting to kind of try to hit the little animals that hang above
them, like a little plastic thing.
And he kind of fell asleep on his side, and I'm like, oh, cool.
He learned how to roll over on his side.
But really, he just had poop coming out the back of his shirt, and he was trying to get away
from it.
Oh, yeah, that's an incident.
Dad likes son, huh?
Yeah.
I was just like, oh, how cute he's sleeping in a different position.
Then I picked him up and I was like, oh, he was just sitting on poop.
And that doesn't bother you, though, right?
I mean, listen, listen, I changed it.
But people that say it's your kid, it's not gross and it doesn't stink, they're lying to you.
It is disgusting and it smells.
Oh, it is?
You have to cover your nose, but you still do it, but it's still disgusting.
Okay.
So it is gross.
Yeah, oh, it's gross.
And I don't think it's bad yet.
They say it gets worse when they get older, but, I mean, I still am like,
I try to. Whenever I'm not home, I always try to avoid, because he only goes like once every three days right now.
So I'm like, I'm always hoping I'm not home and the wife is home when that happens.
You know that's from that baby metamusal. Works for me.
That's about what my schedule was. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So there's a product going Bible right now called The Nose Warmer. Have you seen it?
No. What is it?
Well, you know how when it's cold outside, your nose always gets super duper cold.
And we don't do anything about it.
We put gloves on.
We put beanies on.
We put thick socks on.
Well, why has nobody ever thought of this before now?
It's a small winter hat for your nose.
And it's got a thing like a strap that ties around the back of your head.
The dumbest, I'm looking at right now.
It's a dumbest looking thing I've ever seen.
It looks like a clown nose.
You know what?
That person is probably warm.
It's called a ski mask.
It's one of those things you put over your face.
Okay, well, if anybody else is interested, it's $13.
What?
That's $13?
It's like wool or something.
Okay.
Nosewormmer.com.
Amy's plugging them now.
She can get a whole box of nosewormers sent to her office.
I don't care.
What else, Amy?
It's kind of funny.
Okay, speaking of like, cold outside, that means like Thanksgiving is coming,
Christmas is coming, and all that holiday eating is coming.
So I'm just going to give you a heads up right now on calorie intake.
and these foods are the six foods that you need to stay the heck away from.
You ready?
Go.
Eggnog, deviled eggs, meatballs,
spinach artichoke dip, pecan pie, and hot wings,
especially when you're watching football.
That was my full dinner last night after dancing with the stars, that exact meal.
Just the hot wings are all that.
All that.
Well, you're dancing like a billion hours a day, so you're fine.
So stay away from all those things, though.
Yeah, I mean, as we're, you know, fall.
season, like, and we enter into winter, just stay away from that stuff.
Okay, noted.
This is my fun fact for the day.
Sometimes I like to throw fun facts in the pile.
And do you know why school buses are yellow, Bobby?
I would assume if you're asking me to be seen because it sticks out a lot.
Okay.
The school bus pay attention to it, but I don't know.
Yeah, well, the exact reason why you see it is because yellow is something that you pick up
in your peripheral vision at least 1.24 times faster than any other.
color. You pick up red the second fastest.
Okay. That makes sense. I mean, yellow, you want to see it. It's loud. So.
How is your peripheral vision?
My left side, it's fantastic because my left eye is the eye that works. My right side doesn't, there's
nonexistent. My right eye doesn't work. So someone's coming up from you from the right?
Yeah, so everybody out there, if you're going to jump me, you better come from the right.
Because if you come from the left, but knock you out. I'm going to cut you too. Yeah, all right.
Okay, Amy, that's my file.
How are you going to wrap up the show?
Appreciate everybody.
First of all, thanks to Mitchell Tenpenny who came by and just killed it.
It was so good.
I mean, he has a song, Drunk Me.
We'll play some of this for you.
This is Mitchell Tenpenny right here who played earlier.
It was just, it was so good.
It was so good, right?
Weren't you guys kind of melted today?
He was singing and he was like, oh, come on.
It was good.
It felt like a candy bar in the sun.
Just melted right there.
Mitchell Timpenny, thank you for coming on.
Thanks for everybody for voting for me last night on Dancing with Stars.
Like, I really appreciate it.
Here are the judge's comments last night, by the way.
Ramundo, let's play, who's first?
Who is playing first here?
Bruno.
Okay, here's Bruno.
Go ahead.
Yes, Eric, you're a lucky man.
You've got the catch of the day, haven't you?
It was a bit slippery at times, you know?
You went on the wrong beat, but you carried on violent.
Violently?
Violently.
No, no, violently.
In a very nice way, you managed to get back on it.
It was a brave effort.
Okay, I got a brave effort.
I thought I was better than brave effort.
I'll be honest with you.
Okay, and here's the next one.
Go ahead.
Still holding the pose.
This is the pose I've been forced to stand in all day, 24 hours a day.
I don't know why I do it, but she tells me too.
Actually, that is the pose that I noticed the most throughout the dance.
Every time you did it, I thought, look at him.
He's got the posture.
He's got like the diagonal lines.
You're stretching out.
Can you do any other things?
Oh, yeah, I can do a lot of things.
No, I know he can't, but I mean right now, is he okay?
Yeah.
Okay.
I love you so much.
Bobby Lowe.
You want another tweet from MC Hammer.
Bobby, there is improvement.
I love the way you focus so deeply on what Charn is teaching you.
I can see it.
I think the one thing that happens is you have so much joy.
When you dance, you start to giggle.
And when you giggle, your shoulders go up.
So just try to not giggle with your body.
And I think we'll see the evidence on the dance.
All right.
Okay.
There's two.
And then here is Len last night.
Well, Bobby, you were right outside your comfort zone.
Your thing is fun.
and entertainment, and suddenly you've got to do a waltz.
What I admired, you played it straight.
You went for it in a proper way.
Credit to you, Shana, a proper waltz, and pretty well done.
And then I got all sevens.
I'm good.
I felt like the criticism was solid.
Like, they were like, you did good, but here's a bad score.
But you know what I'm going to do, Amy?
What?
I will sell my vessel to the,
the river runs dry
like bird
with these water
I'm gonna go dance today for eight hours
I put it eight hours
work today for this next week
and you know what's
kind of irritating in my heart
all the other contestants
got to go to Disney World
because they don't have jobs
well they do
but they're taking breaks right
no no no no
they don't have jobs
as they're doing the show
I'm the only ones
working a full-time job
on this whole show
oh
and so I didn't get to
Disney World
because I was working
I want to go to Disney World
I can't
I gotta feed my
family, which is you guys.
Thank you. Thank you for that.
You're welcome. Yeah, we got to eat.
Thank you, everybody, for voting last night.
That's it. I'm going to go to dance. Amy, what's up today?
Just town. What do I have today? Oh, we got a dog, so now I have a lot of dog responsibilities
all the time. We'll talk about that tomorrow.
Oh, okay, yeah, we can talk about her, but yeah, she, I forgot how much time it takes,
especially because we're still trying to get her trained. Thought she was potty trained?
guess again maybe she's just nervous i don't know but we're having lots of accidents so
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