The Bobby Bones Show - Kelsea Ballerini In Studio + Lunchbox Tips Driver + Runaway June In Studio

Episode Date: November 3, 2017

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Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. We are rocking and rolling. Last night was the Radio Hall of Fame. You were talking to the newest inductee. to the, thank you. Yeah. There he is.

Man, the show's gonna be so good now. It used to not be that good. If I started today, man, it's gonna be real good. I don't feel it. Yeah, I feel very tired. Is it hosted by the Hall of Fame Bobby Bowen? Yes. You know, how about it's gonna go?

No, it's not a thing. Not Oscar nominee. Like, you don't always. No. Because I'm gonna tell you what the thing is and was. It was New York Times bestselling author. Everybody gets called that, except me. I wrote.

But everybody's like, that was cool, though. You don't think in articles and stuff you're referred to as that? Maybe I don't know. Probably not. I don't know. But after my second book comes out, it ain't. The second book ain't that good, I'm telling you. Almost seen in my first chapter, Amy, because you're going to flip your crap.

Okay. I don't know. It doesn't come out until summer next year, but I'm writing the second book. Well, so what? What do you mean you almost sent it to me? Why didn't you? Because I want you to wait a minute. You're not ready for me to flip.

I want you to flip your crap, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Anyway, we're here today. We had a long night last night. There's a good long night. People on the phone. Ask the show. Here you.

Ask the show. Dave. Hey, Dave. Hey, what's up? Dave and Mississippi. What's up, buddy? You're on the air. I was just calling getting an update on Amy's kids.

I know there's been deadlines that have passed by. And, you know, nothing's happened. I've been out of town for a little while. I haven't been listening to the show in about a week and a half. So, I was quite sure if there's been any updates. Amy, update on your kid, please. We're still looking at November 7th for a major paperwork deadline. Then 30 days from that will be when we officially start the process of like getting them their little American passports.

And you're expecting them by? Before Christmas. Christmas. Don't have a date, but I have, you know, on good intel that it should be before Christmas. Good intel. What is Homeland now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. On good authority.

I don't know how else to put it other than that. Some people have told me that they're working really hard to make that happen. And I'm super excited. And if it doesn't happen, well, then we'll just go ahead and hit that five-year mark and celebrate in style. Celebrate that. I should be able to make, I'm a Hall of Fame now. I'll make the kids come. Here's go.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Kids, come over here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, Dave. Appreciate that, buddy. Appreciate you. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

Experts from the Smithsonian wanted to help people that have been affected by the hurricanes who had family heirlooms damaged because of the water or the storms. This is a crazy, awesome story. So these preservation specialists came out to three different areas of disaster recovery. And they said, bring your damage valuables. And they did the drying, the cleaning, the treatment, practically everything for these family heirlooms. It's amazing. They just went down from the Smithsonian and we're showing people and helping them take their life treasures and preserve them. That to me is crazy. That's awesome. to think about that. Yeah, exactly. And I know you have that expertise and something that means so much to people that they probably think is gone forever is now not.

To the Smithsonian workers. I see you. Ask the show. Ask the show. Dylan and Mississippi. What up, buddy. Hey, man. How you doing? Good. What would you like to ask the show? Yeah. I want to ask, if the show was to get settled the day or tomorrow, what are you guys going to do? What would you take up? That's an interesting question. If the show were to get canceled today or tomorrow, what would you do?

Ask the show. Amy. I would pack my bags and move to Haiti. But you would be coming right back. Yeah, I'll come right back. He said if the show ends tomorrow, that's where my kids are, so that's where I'm going. You would move to Haiti. I'd move to Haiti until we finally get them here, and then, yeah, we'd likely come back here and I'd be a mom.

You'd stay at home and be a mom? Yeah, I feel like there's going to be so much to work on with their transition, so I would do that. Lunchbox. ends today. Like, realistically, what do you try to do? Reality TV. What show, though?

Survivor. Yeah. I guess you're kind of older, so I guess that would be the one. Oh, I'm not kind of old. No, you are kind of older than your reality TV shows. You are. Because Survivor has all ages, so that's really cool. And I can win a million dollars on that.

And then I parlay that into amazing race. They do that sometimes. But what would you do is like a job? Like, you're going to have to support yourself. I mean, really, I have no idea. I would just be in trouble. I mean, dude, you're an adult.

Well, I understand what this is the only job I've ever had. So I don't know what else I would do. I never thought about it. I don't think about losing my job every day. Like, I mean, I guess some people do think, oh, if I lose my job, I do this. No, I think about the positive. I'm going to keep my job.

And I'm going to dominate at my job. And that's what I'm going to do. I would probably just write more books and just go on the road and do stand up the whole time. That's cool. That would be what if this ended, that's how I would do. Yeah. So, hey, Dylan, does that answer your question?

Hey man, I appreciate it I appreciate you, buddy Yeah, yeah I think it's another episode of Ask the show Ask the show That's what we do Ask the show

Get your bones on Bobby Bones show Time now For a little segment we call Tell Me Something Good Let me something good This guy named Brennan Jones Made headlines about a year ago

Because he was given Hacuts to homeless people on the streets of Philadelphia. He continued to do it. Well, then he decided, I want to get out of the haircut business. He had inspired this guy named Sean. Sean was also doing the same thing,

cutting hair. So Brennan was like, hey, Sean, why don't you just have my barber shop? He gave him his barbershop. Straight up, just gave it to him? So Sean now has a barbershop, and Sean's continuing to give haircuts to homeless people

and people who don't have the money to get haircuts and going for jobs. That's awesome. He gave him a barbershop. That's crazy. All right, Amy, you're up. Okay, so in the same, state of Washington, they have some super

tall trees. I'm talking 30 meters high. So when cats climb into them, onto them, climb up, well, they get stuck. They can't get down. The cats think that they're fine and then they're like, uh-oh. So two guys noticed this was a problem and they started a rescue business called

Canopy Cat Rescue. And now they spend their time rescuing cats. And it keeps them in business. They get paid to do that? No, I think they're volunteering. I should say, it keeps them pretty busy. Oh, wait. And then I should also go, No. No. She keeps them pretty busy.

Oh, good one. Lunchbox. Gene and Brian, they're this old couple. You know, granny and grandpa. Hey, Sonny. They've been married for years and they go to the department store over and over. Why? Because she is losing her vision.

So Brian has been going to the makeup counter and watching them do her makeup so he can learn how to do her makeup when she can't see. What? That's, he's like, oh, you need a little blush here. and a little liner. Boom. Wow. Look that.

Sounds like lunchbox knows what we're talking about too. Awesome. The Bobby Bones Show, Bobby Bones. Remember when I did the 23 and me and I spit in the thing that mailed off? I got it back. You did? Yeah.

Okay, what's going on with you? Do you have any, like, brothers and sisters out there you didn't know about? First of all, I will say up front, being transparent, I'm not going to pay for this as an odd endorsement. I just was like, hey, can I get a free one? Yeah. Because just honestly, Ryan, Sechrist, does it. So I just called and was like, hey, Ryan, you get the people.

Let me have one for free. So they sent me one. So I did it. You want to know stuff about me? Yes. So what you can do is you can look at your ancestry composition. I don't know where I'm from. No idea.

And so I have a little bit of West African in me. Oh. And a lot of British and Irish. So it's like most likely had a parent or grandparent who is 100% British or Irish. and then I have a West African, which is, I don't even know what that is. I mean, look that up, West Africa.

Right. So it's telling me all this stuff. So I'm like British and West African, and then it tells me like, I'm not going to go bald. Oh, it tells you that? I told you that. Yeah, but it says this stuff.

It gives you all kinds of stuff. Like male hair loss, likely no hair loss. And then you can click into it. And then it says stuff like earwax type, likely wet earwax. Like, because you spin. into it has all of your things. It gives you all this data about you. How about this? Bald spot. Likely no bald spot. Back here. Likely little upper back hair. Nailed it.

What? That's so crazy to notice that. Well, because I spit it. It literally has my juice. Must be a trait from Ghana. What? Is that West Africa? West Africa. Ghana. Nigeria. Deep sleep, they say. Likely to not be a deep sleeper. That's so true. Yeah. So it just goes. through there's all kinds of stuff and you can I'm over 70% Neanderthal which is a lot yeah bar I'm tolerant to lactose my I mean it's so much I'm not going to read all of this but I'll read you one more thing that I thought was pretty neat again this is 23 in me muscle composition my muscle composition is common in elite power athletes shut up you want to read it that's amazing come over here and

I believe you. I don't need to come over there. I believe you. No. Anyway, so I haven't even got through all of you because there's so much. Like you can click Ancestry. And again, I'm like 68% British and Irish, the other part, West African. You know, probably like, is it Ghana or something like that? Morocco is over there? Yeah, yeah, yeah, Morocco. That's cool. It says my DNA family. You have 1100 DNA relatives that's listed in this.

I have no idea haven't even started tracking them down. I don't even know who my family is. That crazy? Look, it says 1185. Like, it found like two first and second cousins, I don't know, and then 1185, third, and fourth cousins. A lot of people. And then it shows you the states they live in.

Anyway, that's it. There's no Mexican in there at all? It had Mexico none. Really? No Mexico listed. Dang. But I did it. And then, you know, wellness?

Mm-hmm. Genetic weight, average. Just all that stuff. How old are you going to live till? 130. Oh, man, that is awesome. There's a lot of it haven't even got into because it just came in.

That's pretty cool, man. So I spit in a cup, and next thing you know, I'm West African and European. Are you shocked by any of it? No, I'm relieved that. I'm like, I'm losing my hair, though. Yeah, that's a huge. That's worth spitting in for 20 minutes alone right there.

Now you can just relax about that. Exactly. I don't know what this means alcohol-flesh reaction. This is unlikely to flush. You're unlikely to flush after drinking alcohol. People with your genetic result can typically process alcohol normally. As a result, they don't tend to flush bright red in the face.

Oh, yeah. I don't know what that means. I think it has to do with how your liver processes alcohol. Like, my uncle, although he was an alcoholic, but he would drink and his face would turn red. So therefore, since he drank all the time, his face was always red. It's a condition when individuals develop red or blotchy spots in their face, shoulders, arms, and sometimes all over their body. He knows. Interesting.

Like me. Anyway, so I did the 23 of me, I'll let you know more about it. But I'm pretty much Irish and British and West African. It's pretty awesome. Bobby Bones Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Odessa, Texas. A 36-year-old man went to Target to get a new bike but decided, I don't want to pay for it.

So he got on the bike, rode it right out of the store. Only problem is, you got hit by a car in the parking lot? Oh, no. He forgot to look both ways, so police came and arrested him. Oh, no. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. The Bobby Bone Show.

And listen to this. This guy breaks into a house and grabs a woman. And then he put her in the trunk of his car. Oh, my. Kidnapped her. He pulled over at the gas station. And that's when she kicked her way out and ran away. Wow.

Wow, wow. He had to stop for gas. Oh, my goodness. He went inside to pay and she popped the trunk. and jumped out. Thank goodness. Like he tied her hands behind her back and did all the stuff. Now,

I'm super happy she got out. Yeah. But if you're kidnapping, shouldn't you fill up with gas beforehand? I know it's a terrible thought to have. I know. We have often expressed these types of concerns when we hear these stories.

Like you guys feel weird. If it's close to E before you actually. But anyway, I'm glad she got out. Yes. Thank goodness he was on empty. And they always will even tell the stories because she got out.

She's okay. Right. Wow. Wow. Good for her for fighting to get out of there. Let's light it out. Okay, let's do it. Kentucky Fried Chicken is releasing bath bombs that you put inside your bath.

Take a bath. And when you get out, you smell like fried chicken. Gross. Bath bombs are so cool. That's funny. I've never had a bath. Eddie, what's a bath bomb? It's just a ball.

It looks like a ball of chalk or whatever. And you throw in your bath and it explodes and it just bubbles up. Yeah, but normally it's like lavender or something, not fried chicken. Oh, well, KFC's putting out bath bombs. I think that would be funny to do if you didn't tell. your husband, wife, boyfriend, girlfriend. And you got in it. And then you got out and you were just like, another day,

it's time to go to bed, boy. And you smelled like fried chicken. Yeah. That would be funny. Yeah. But a lot of these companies, these, and some of them you don't even want to call fast food because the quality of their food's getting so much better.

But they're doing these novel things, like bath bombs or candles. Yeah, that's funny. Did you see, they have a whiskey deodorant, by the way. Oh. Oh, like for guys, they want to smell like whiskey. Yeah, I don't think whiskey's a good smell Me neither You guys like whiskey, do you think whiskey is a good smell?

No, for the most part You're trying to hide the fact that you smell like whiskey It smells manly Okay, so you think it's a manly smell Yeah, I think women would like that If they're like, oh man that guy smells manly You get pulled over for speeding And then all of a sudden the officer's like

Can you get out of the car? Well, your mouth doesn't smell it, sir But your armpit smells a lot like you're under the influence But they do have whiskey deodorant coming out I was going to ask the question again, because it was a new story. We talked about it last week. You tipped the pizza guy. And we had that and we said yes.

But I heard that lunchbox had to tip the driver. Or in Chicago because of the Hall of Fame last night. Yeah. The lunchbox had to tip the driver and he didn't want to. He did not want to tip the driver at all. I guess it was a service that we paid for in advance to pick us up from the airport. So he thought that was included. The company paid for it.

Absolutely. Right. And so nobody had cash? No, we had cash. But you made lunchbox. Why did you make lunchbox? Well, I gave him five bucks, and he was like, no, well, we can't be that cheap. Oh, wow.

He gave her 20. Oh, that's okay. That's a lot. But you didn't want to do it. I didn't know. I thought the company would take care of that, and Eddie kept going, you need to tip. You need to tip. And I was like, man, why is it all on my responsibility to do this?

I thought the company, I got nervous. And so I gave her 20. Oh, that's why. That's it. That's it. No, no, no, no. Yeah. Got nervous.

The rule about tipping, if you can, you should. And on that situation, you should ask. Because the company paid for a nice car because it was a nice event. That's right. I assumed it was a really nice car. It was very nice. I demanded the nicest for you guys. Ah, thank you.

Yeah, Hall of Fame. Yeah. The Bobby Bone Show. I saw the story with this Houston Astros fan. Maxed out his credit card so it could all the games. Right, lunchbox? It is so awesome. Yeah, he was a lifelong Astros fan.

He said, listen, I work all my life to make money. I'm going to every single game. And so he bought tickets in Game 7. He splurged and bought his best friend a ticket. Oh. How much money does it? Did he spend overall? He said over 20,000.

Wow. That's, I don't know if that's the thing. I don't either, but I guess it's been made him really happy. Can I tell you what has really been on my mind? What? Uh-oh. I know, and it shouldn't be on my mind, and I feel like I should just talk about it. And I talk about things here that probably wouldn't talk about outside.

But this whole Justin Bieber, Selena Gomez, things really been on my mind. Like, are they back together? I don't know. I think they are. I mean, I'd moved on in my life with Justin Bieber and Selena, you know, Amy? And then. I know, it's messing with us. I don't.

And it shouldn't. On Instagram, I don't know what to think. I shouldn't care. But you care. But, like, do you want them to get back together? Well, I mean, I hope, if anything, Selena Gomez could be good for him. Because I feel like he needs someone like her. And why do we care?

I don't. You know, it's like the new. It's the new Justin and Brittany. Back when we were younger, we wanted Justin and Brittany to get back together. Yeah. Probably like the kids now want Selena and Bieber. Beber. I know.

That's what in my mind. You know, and sometimes I... Sometimes I still want Justin and Brittany to be back together. Oh, at this point. That's a family now. I know. I mean, if they didn't have families, but sometimes I'm like, man, they broke up. I can't believe it.

There's the world's most expensive shot of whiskey, 139-year-old whiskey. And for a shot of it, it was $7,900. Whoa. So a guy spent $8,000 on the shot. Turns out it was fake. It was made in 1972. Got him. That's horrible.

Did he get his money back? I don't think so, no. Okay. That's money. The luxury hotel where he bought it, they vowed to investigate. Oh, the mishap. But let's be for real. If he spent $8,000 on a little bit of whiskey,

he's probably got money, but still doesn't matter. Fraud's fraud. That's right. But how about that, huh? Bobby Bone Show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So presenters for the CMA Awards were announced, and who's on the list?

Bobby Bones. And you're with good company, too. Luke Holmes, Brett Young, Trisha Yearwood, Lauren Elena, and Dustin Lynch. Y'all are all presenting separately, right? I hope. Otherwise, nobody's going to look at me. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah, listen, I'm really excited to be a presenter. and I got like a pretty cool suit. I'm like a lie to you. Sometimes I'm like, ah, you know. But I got a pretty cool suit. I'm busting out for the special occasion. Okay, can't wait to see. If you want to check Bobby's suit out, be watching ABC next Wednesday night.

That's not why to watch. Oh, yeah. I mean, and other amazing performances. And lots of fun collaborations. And don't forget, I got to give the fist for the fans. Oh, yeah. I got to remember. Last time I was doing the CMT Awards, I was like, Amy, don't.

Let me forget. The artist of the year. I know. She forgot. She forgot. That's okay. I spotted you. You found me and I was like, don't forget to do this.

After I'd already been on, though. Yeah, I know. You already did it. Okay. So Granger Smith, you know, he's pretty ripped, right? Yes. He said that he was once told, the best way to stay motivated in the gym is to take his shirt off every night at the end of each show.

So as long as you got the pressure of taking off your shirt when you get done performing for everybody, well, you probably want to look good. Hold on. Let me take off my shirt. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. You know, we went to the airport.

and every single time Amy gets stopped. And she's vowed to me, there's nothing in my bag that she stopped me. Yeah, there's nothing. Every single time they stop her bag and they search it. Yeah, I don't know why. It's like I have, I've been, you know, labeled to stop. Oh, you're on some sort of list. Yes.

You're on the no bag list. Something. They always want me aside, and for no reason, and I had no, I mean, sometimes maybe I have a water bottle sometimes. Let's play what's in Amy's bag right now. No, okay. Well, you know what got me pulled over? Or got me stopped. Callflower.

Oh, boy. Yeah. Like, calloffar, like wink wink cauliflower? No, like, no, cauliflower. All right. Amy's reaching into her bag. Okay. What do you have first?

Ooh, this is nice. Triple sec dry bar hairspray. Okay, go ahead. Next. Smells really good. My wallet. All right, next. This is everything that Amy keeps in her bag.

Oh. Receipts. Okay, four. Hair tie? Okay. Um, ooh. eyelash brush. Okay, good.

And water. We're good. Oh, hotel key. Hotel. And what room? Don't say what room. I saw Amy get off on the wrong floor, though. Uh-oh.

And I thought she was on the wrong floor. She just walked right off. I did. I have my room. I have dyslexic tendencies sometimes. You have dyslexic tendencies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm jumble numbers up.

A girl gets revenge on her ex by cutting off his Netflix account halfway through Stranger Things. Oh my goodness, she had that planned out. She's like, so when are you binging? A 19-year-old woman from Sacramento, shout out, recently broke up with her boyfriend, and on Monday she figured out he was still using her Netflix account

because she would see the episodes watched. You know, you could watch that? She was like, oh, okay. So then she waited until it was halfway through Stranger Things and she changed the password to boot him off. She tweeted, and now it's viral. She was like, I don't think he knows, but she's not texting me,

but winning on bad terms and so did the show. She's getting a tweet. Wow. Millennials. You hear me now? Millennials. That's like the 2017 way. Yeah.

All right, there's a new record out today. It's called Unapologetically from Kelsey Ballerini. And Kelsey Ballerini's here right now. All right, clap me hands for Kelsey. You know, and you were coming in and I was like, hey, I'd like for Kelsey to play a song because you always play. And I was like, I wanted to play high school. because, and this one's been out for a bit

because you put it out as one of the instant gratification tracks. Yes, yes, yes. But I thought this song was cool because talk about writing this song. So I wrote it by myself. Which I think is so freaking cool. Thank you. Which makes it like my baby of the record.

Yeah, I mean, I had gone home. I left my hometown when I was 15 to come to Nashville and try to be a singer. And I didn't go back a lot for a while. because I was just so wrapped up here. But I remember going back when I was in college and driving through my high school parking lot and driving past a couple of my friends and ex's house

and you know, all that stuff. And I just realized that like my life and my path had just changed so much. And a lot of people that I went to high school with, there's hadn't. And right or wrong, good or bag, it doesn't matter, but mine had. And it was just a really heavy thing to sort through

at like at 19. you know, so I just went home and this was my wife's working through it. It was this song. Let's play this song. This is Kelsey. It's on a record that's out today. And Kelsey Ballerani, here's high school. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHeartRadio channel or podcast anymore.

But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up. And we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. How awesome is it to have new music out?

It's so good. I feel like I've been singing about my 19-year-old self for four years, you know? I'm stoked to grow up a little bit. How much of this did you write after that first record? High school was the first song I had written, and I wrote that song, the week that my first album went to mastering. So all of this is post the record? Post first album, yeah.

Man, I better just feel like. But literally starting right then. You got to just bought a new house Like you just moved It's crazy Not literally But it's like you have a whole new place now Yeah

A whole new Yeah Like out a new And the album's chronological too It's a story I don't know if you knew that So like if you listen to it From track one to track 12 in order

It's like the story of my life Since I put out the first record Which is fun too Since I know the story your life Should I just not Should I just not listen to the record Like I'm already good You're gonna be able to like

I remember that Wow Well congratulations there Kelsey, look at you. Albums out today, buy it, stream it. I encourage you to buy it. That way, Kelsey makes a little more money. Let's leave it to that.

Yes, buy it. Yeah, that's all. I'm so happy for you. Thank you, bones. Your second record. Second record, growing on up. You know, my, wait. I have favorite songs.

Tell me, no, tell me. No, I'm going to wait. Okay. I think stuff that I got way, by the way, you guys came and tried to hand me a CD. and I was like, guess I've had this record for like four months. Well, I want you to know that they handed me the CD, my first physical copy right before I walked in

and I broke it before I walked in as well. Will you do the... Do you give everybody in the band a CD? I haven't yet. Let them fit for themselves. They don't care. They already know all the songs. You're good.

They've had the drop box. All right. Good to see you. I'm really proud for you. I hope you sell a billion records. Thank you. Kelsey Ball. Amy, you want to say anything to Kelsey watch she's here?

No, I love it. I love when you sing live. Kelsey's one of my favorite voices. we have on. Thanks, Amy. She's the one, not every performer. Am I, like, get jealous when they start singing, but you, I do. I'm like, I just want to be here.

It seems so attainable, but it's not. She's the every girl that you want to be. Yes, it's like, you make it seem so effortlessly, and it's like, okay, I could probably do that. And then I try, and it doesn't come out the same. Like, go for it. Give us a little. Okay. Go ahead.

And we were legends. Kelsey? That was going. Oh, that was Amy. That was good. And people say we look alike. I mean, we can just switch places. Amy says you look alike.

That's good. Just Amy. Right guys? Kelsey, do you hear that from me or from other people? I hear it from other people and from you. No, it's not me. Okay, fine. I just want to be like in my young 20s, like, you know, reliving high school.

Everyone go get unapologetically. Kelsey Ballerini, it's great to see you. So, we have a new member of the show. She's our new phone screener named Hillary. Which, by the way, people ask what happened to Mike D. He's still here. Mike D.

He's up. What up? My D. He just now works in the studio, and he produces a night show, and he produces a podcast. And so Hillary is our newest phone screener. She's 24. She worked in Tallahassee.

Then she worked in Charleston with the show. Now she's working with the show in Nashville. It's kind of her story. But her first day was yesterday. And did you know? Hillary, are you at a microphone, by the way? Yeah, I'm at a microphone. Thank you.

Hillary has never seen friends, the TV show. What? I don't even know how to process that. How do you even flip a channel without it being on? Like, have you ever been to TBS? I've never seen it before. I don't know. I've never been interested in watching it.

You've never, you're 24 years old, and you've never seen friends. Now, the question is, A, is she just disconnected or are we getting old? Because it's one of the two, Amy? I think she's disconnected from, like, the world. Okay, lunchbox? We're getting old. She was not even two years old when the first episode aired in 1994. Okay, so she was at least 10 when it was still on.

Yeah. Surely you see it somewhere. Hillary, you have a Netflix account, I assume? I do have a Netflix account, yes. Okay, here is your homework assignment. Yes, homework. So, I'll see, today's Friday, number third. By November 15th, I need you to have watched two seasons.

of friends. Whoa. Two seasons? Yeah. The episodes are only like 20 minutes. Yeah, they're quick. Look how many episodes? I mean, the episodes are only like two or 20 minutes each.

Right. Okay. So we'll give you until the 15th. One season. Yeah. That's basically 12 episodes of a real show before the 15th. Okay. So one season?

I'm good. One season. Okay. Okay. So that's happening. Here's some other things. Hillary was born in 1993, the biggest events of 1993. Garth Brooks released and going down to the sun comes up.

Wow. Wow. Michael Jordan retires for minor league baseball. Oh. Whitney Houston, I Will Always Love You as number one. Amazing. Jurassic Park was the biggest grossing movie of the year. Pablo Escobar shot down in Columbia.

Dang. Yeah, and Power Rangers begins. So that's all from her. Okay. I just wanted to put that home work out there. She's never seen it. She's young. Yeah, I know.

And we're not, dude. I know, we are getting old. She's, like, working in a room of people that she feels like are older than her, but still trying to be cool. You know what I mean? That's us. That's us. But does she think we're cool?

Hillary, do you think we're cool? Of course. I'm not lying. I'm not just saying that. Yeah. We're cool for old people, I guess. You know what I mean? It's like when we look at, like, sir,

who's the guy in, like, the British dude? Oh, Anthony Hawkins. Anthony Hopkins, yeah. We're like, he's cool. He's a cool. He's a cool. But he's still old. Oh, and Bobby Bones Show.

So as everybody was flying to Chicago, I guess the second leg of people came over, which was Eddie, Ray, Lunchbox. And so Lunchbox has this crazy ability to fall asleep, first of all, immediately. Yes. Like, lunchbox would go, well, they're going to sit down and take a nap. It's impressive. And he just goes right asleep. It's amazing. The guy has no stress in his life.

It's just like a baby or a puppy, like immediately. like, right? So, but Lunchbox also likes to read books. Mm-hmm. And I guess Eddie was sitting next to him. He's one of those guys where I guess he wants everyone to know that he's reading a book. So he, L-O-Ls, he laughs out loud in the middle of reading his book and everyone just looks at him like, what's he laughing at?

And he taps with his finger his book. Like, oh, this is funny. This is so funny. I also had to tell him, dude, stop. What do you do it? You want anybody know you're reading? You read? I mean, you want people to notice that you're reading a book.

and they always were wondering, I wonder if he's reading is a good book. And so if you laugh extra hard when it's funny, I mean, they'll take notice and be like, oh, that's a good book. And it was a funny book. Did anyone ask you, hey, fine, sir. What are you reading there?

Yes, actually, Eddie did it. Just me. Oh, hey. What was he reading? Do you remember it? I don't remember some book, and he even told me the party is laughing at, and guess what?

It wasn't funny. He used to have this whole theory when he was dating or whatever you call, what he used to do? That's weird. Where he would have as many books around as possible. He's lamb all around his house.

So people would walk in to you as smart. Oh, my goodness. My people would be mostly like girls. Yeah, people. It's a conversation started. You put a bunch of books there? You read all those? Oh, yeah, I got those.

But what if they ask you about one of the books? Oh, maybe I haven't read that one. Maybe I put it up there before I read it. I start with that one tomorrow. They have this thing now. Whole Foods has like an Amazon locker? Yes. Because Amazon took over for Whole Foods and they will get, you can get your packages there.

So say you order something from Amazon, it can be put into your Amazon locker and when you go to Whole Foods, you can just pick it up. You don't have to have it done in a mailbox or worry about it getting stolen off your porch or whatever. So if I'm on Amazon and I'm at the Whole Foods part of it now. Listen, don't ask me the complicated part. All I know is I was at Whole Foods and I saw Amazon Lockers. That has to be it though. Yeah.

Like you have to be able to put it and you put it all in there. Yeah, put it in. Because they're not delivering all the groceries to you. So you just put it in and you go pick it up ready to go. Yeah, I assume you have to buy a locker, but yeah. That's pretty cool. I don't think you need to buy a locker. Really?

They're not going to put in there for a week. It's fresh. Oh. I just assumed it was like, you know, like a UPS box or... Amy assumes a lot because yesterday we talked about the Lion King. Oh, right. And I don't like to have the full story. And I was like, Amy, your story can't be right.

Yeah. And I didn't know it. I was like, but she was like, no, no, no, no. The humans... I thought they were going to dress like lions. Yeah, and I was like, no, Amy. They're using real animals, I think, and they're putting voices on them. They're like, no, no, the humans are putting in costumes.

I know I'm so fascinated But then last night Late night I found the story and sent it over to her And it's like And you were right Yeah Yes I was right

But it's not any It wasn't any crazy jump to conclusion to go They're not putting a costume on Beyonce And having her be a lion That's what I thought was happening I was with Amy Thank you I know

And then later Bobby sent me the story I was like okay fine Listeners ask a lot about everybody's kids So I thought we could just talk about that for a second producer ready has two kids a nine-year-old and a four-year-old how are they doing they doing great bones the nine-year-old he's just kicking butt in school right now doing so good we're proud of him and then the four-year-old right now we're debating whether to i guess get him in um five days a week because right now he only goes three days a week to school and so we're trying to see if he's ready to go five days a week now do you feel like he is i think he is and i think it's better for him to kind of get used to that because next year i mean a couple years he's ready to go kindergarten Why do you say, oh boy, lunch, box? Listen, guys, he's four years old one time. Why are we in such a hurry to put them in school?

Just let him be a four-year-old. I do not understand all these parents trying to send their four-year-old to school five days a week. Like, oh, man, overload. We never did that as kids, and all of a sudden we just want to get the kids out of the house, get them in school. They have to be ready for kindergarten. You know what they do in kindergarten? They paint on paper and they make butter. I mean, come on.

Make butter. Well, I say this, that as a kid, I wish I'd have been put in school earlier because I think kids who get an earlier start on education have more once they get in with other kids and they're able to succeed and also be leaders in the classroom. Yeah. And so if you're a four-year-old and you already have, you're in and you're acclimated with other kids and you know how to be in this culture of a classroom, it's not such a shock to you and you can learn faster, better, more efficiently. I disagree completely. I would put my kids in school at three. It's not by getting them out of home. It's just learning is awesome.

Man, I'm telling you what, I never went to preschool. Look at me. I'm just fine. Okay. And I think everything's different, but I think the reasoning of it didn't happen for us, so it's not good is the terrible logic. And I think it just comes down to each kid. So let us know how that goes.

Thanks, Bones. Yeah, I think he's going to love it. Because socially, he loves hanging out at school. He loves hanging out with all his friends. And that's the thing, too. If he loves it? Yeah. And you want him to go?

Everybody wins. That's it. So, yeah, Amy has two kids, and I mean, four days away from your paperwork day, apparently. Yeah. So Amy has, she's 11 now? No, she's 10. 10? She thinks she's 11, but don't listen to her.

Okay, I won't. So she's 10. Yeah, she's 10. And your son is 7. Yep. He looks much smaller. Oh, he's so small. I'd put him in about 4.5 or 5.

When I was in Haiti a few weeks ago, we were at dinner with someone else that had an 8-year-old, and it was a girl and she was like so much bigger than him. I was like, whoa, we need to feed that boy. So we think they're going to be able to move to America by Christmas. Yeah. We think that. Yeah, that is what we think. That is what we are.

I'm putting all my eggs in that basket. I was thinking about your son the other day because he is so small. Yeah. Is it just because he doesn't get meat? I don't know. Part of it is probably nutrition and then I don't know his genetics. You know? So you don't know his dad?

No, I don't know his dad. Do you know his mom? I know what his, I've never met them, but I have pictures of them and I know exactly what they look like. The fathers, I know nothing about. For either child? Nope, I know nothing. I don't even know their name. But the mothers you do.

The mothers I know pretty much a lot. I know a lot. Well, and Lunchbox has told us they're trying to have kids right now. Yeah, so Lunchbox probably has a maybe has like a week old baby. Maybe we don't know. We don't know. Oh. Yeah, I haven't been notified of that.

So, that'd be breaking news to me, too. It says different levels. And then me... Oh, man, there's just... No babies? Nah. You're thinking about them? Just some paper towels.

Okay. All right. My goodness. I don't get it. I live alone. I claim my kitchen. Yeah, I get it. So you're lonely.

Do you think you're going to adopt? Adopt. Yeah, because you've mentioned it before. I mean, like, way a long time ago when we've talked about my house. adoption, you've been like, I don't know, maybe I could see myself adopting one day. I don't think they'll adopt to a single man. Yeah, that's the hard part. So.

But I mean, if I, listen, I'm 37 and if for some reason, like, my sperm didn't work, I would adopt if we want to have kids. Yeah. Yeah. I also have the thing like, do I want to bring a kid into this world? That's yours? Yeah. Just period.

Yeah. No, not even just my genes. Oh, I think you're responsible for it. Just like the world just like. So crazy. Yeah, I don't know if I like it. But you have to have hope that. You know, every child that's born is hope into the world.

Or the opposite. Oh, okay. Spina Satan. Okay, that is your thing. That's being negative. We're going to go ahead and not do that. Let's be positive. I don't know.

It could be the next president. So, anyway, there's that. There's all of our kids things. Yep. That's where we all stand. That's a conversation. Everybody caught up? Yeah.

Too caught up. Too caught up. All right. Hit it, Ray. Oh, it's Bobby Bones show. All right in studio with us is Runaway June. Everybody say how to Runaway June. Hey, Runaway June.

Hi. I feel like, and this is the first time you guys have been in here, huh? Yeah. Like, we know each other. We do. Yeah, so it's not the first time we ever met. We actually did a show together, huh?

We did a show. Yeah. Teapack, we opened for you, right? Yeah, because I feel like it was just everybody playing together more than you guys opening for me. Yeah, they were waiting for you. I'm afraid to tell some jokes and stuff

because people were waiting for the... Yeah, I remember, Hannah went out and tried to tell... Did you tell a joke? What did you even try? What? What did you try to tell a joke? It succeeded. Everyone roared.

What was the joke? Okay, so here's what was happening. Let me set of that. What was it? Do you remember? Somebody will remember. Oh, it was the dog joke? I thought there was crickets for that.

I was going to do... I mean, I was doing. I did an hour stand-up, and I had runaway June come out and play before I went on. Yep. as we would say in the business, opening, right? So they went out and they were crushing it, right? And they're awesome, and that's why they're here now,

because they're amazing. And so I'm walking to the side of the stage because I want to watch them perform, and I'm watching from the side. And Hannah goes, oh, I like tell a joke. And I'm like, oh, boy. So go ahead, Hannah. Please tell the joke that you told at the show.

I don't want to steal your thunder today, too. Go ahead. Go ahead. All right. Well, so everyone was there for a stand-up, and so I was like, you know, It was a little bit of a tough crowd, and I was like, well, maybe they're just here for the jokes. Like, maybe, I don't know.

So, all right. So, oh, God. All right. So there's these two old men, and they're just, like, sitting on the porch, and they're swinging and they're talking, and they're swinging and they're talking. They've got their dog out there. And the dog just flips over and kind of starts licking himself. And, you know, they're just watching the dog. And then one of the old men, he looks at the dog.

He goes, man, I wish I could just do that. And the other old man looks at him and he goes, man, that dog will bite you. See, 10 out of 10. Everyone laughed. Yeah. Everyone left. Everyone left. Everyone left.

That's good. So, okay, Runaway June is here. And so you have a new... I heard the song with the first time that night, actually. You guys played Wild West that night. So you have a new song called Wild West. But it's not called Wild Wild West. Just Wild.

Just one wild. But don't you guys go, wow. There's three Wilds, but it's one wild. In this song, there's more than one. Okay. Yeah. I mean, I know the song. All right.

So, um, Naomi, Hannah, Jen, all three of you guys, you're here. I'm going to make sure everybody knows. There are three wonderful women in this group here. They're called Runaway June. Let's hear this song here called Wild West. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to bobbybones.com to see it.

We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. Go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. A couple of questions. So Naomi, you're the lead singer.

It's the main singer. Now, Hannah, you do the low harmonies. Yeah. Which give us an example of a low harmony. Me, me, me, me. Now, Jen, you do the high harmonies. So give me an example of the high harmonies. Me, me, me, me.

So that's how they all come together. Magic. It's like a, now all you. you guys do me, me, me, me, me, me, me. Oh, that's too low. Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, and then you have a hit. That's how you do it. I'm feeling, I'm feeling inspired and free, so I'm all over. She's being free, so we can call it. That's crazy. Okay, well, thank you guys. I hope everybody streams, downloads, Wild West, if they go to the Wild West, whatever the song makes them do. All right. All right. All right. Runaway June, we'll come back in a second.

So everyone's freaking out about candy right now because of Halloween candy and it's like, oh, don't wait, don't eat too much because you might get a cavity or this or that. But I saw an article. Hold on. That's not freaking out. That's common sense. Well, I know it. That's not freaking out. Well, I mean, I agree. You should freak out because then there's this abundance of candy and then you're more inclined to eat it, which can lead to bad things in your mouth and you might have to go to the dentist.

Well, there's actually everyday things that you might be eating that are just as bad as candy. And you should be freaking out about those, too. Okay. Give me a few of those. Okay. Crackers. Why? Because they turn to starch and starch turns to sugar and it gets stuck in your teeth.

Like if you eat like a goldfish or something, it gets stuck in your tooth, you know? And then if you dot flossing or brushing correctly, it can get in there and then it turns into acid and that's what causes the cavity. All right. What else? Dried fruit. That makes sense. Great fruit, coffee, and Diet Coke or Diet soda. The coffee thing stains your teeth.

Yeah. Yeah. And it's really acidic. That's why models drink a straw. Do you know that? Oh, no. Why don't you start doing that? That's why I do.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What else? Okay, Bobby, you hang out on Reddit a lot, don't you? I do. I'm a Redditor. Okay. I don't post a lot, but I'm a lurker. Did you see that Reddit thread that suggested that people consider what they would learn if they had,

or would they want to know things like if they had access to their life stats, like the number of missed opportunities you had, the amount of time you spent procrastinating, the number of times you almost died but you didn't even know. know it. Yeah, I would like to see that. You would want to see your life stats? How many people don't like you? Most. I'll go ahead and answer that one. I already know that one. Most everyone. I saw John Mayer tweet something I thought was pretty interesting. And he said, would you, for $100,000 be filmed like every minute of your life and they would only show like the worst moments, the blooper real, the terrible moments and most embarrassing things to a planet that

you would never know was watching it? Oh. Would you let them watch it? Would you... And how much do you get paid? $100,000. But they had it. It never got back to you.

It was like the version of the Truman show, but you never knew about it. Would you do it? I guess so. Like you're doing number two, you're like, you know, doing the dirty, all that. They get to see all of it. But it never... But they never... It never gets back to you.

Yeah. Would you do it? I don't know. That'd be so weird. I would do it. If it doesn't... 100Kee, who cares? Okay.

Okay, yeah. We're not convinced. Amy. All right, what else? Okay, so sounds like Nashville put together things that we might not know about Sam Hunt. For example, he graduated with a business degree in economics. I found that interesting. I had no idea.

He's so good looking and can sing so well. You don't expect that he's able to add? Wow. No, I didn't know. I didn't know. I thought maybe he pursued, you know, a music major. And he did play football. He did play football.

So I thought maybe he majored in turf management. Or he's just so good looking. Yeah. What else? Okay, he owns a rescue cat named Dandelion. Isn't that cute? Look at Amy. He's married.

And so are you. Yeah. And now that he's successful, he'd rather collaborate with an up-and-coming artist instead of someone more established. So that's cool. Ooh, and did you know, Cop Car is a true story? I bet you did. Yeah.

Yeah. We've talked about that, right? Yeah. He wrote that. And it's on my Bobbycast because I did the Bobbycast with the guy he wrote it with who gave the song to Keith Urban. And it was kind of a source of contention. because Sam wanted to keep it.

And so, yeah, if you listen to BobbyCast, you'd know that. Yeah. Okay, I'll check it out. Where do I find that? I just search BobbyCast on I Heart Radio iTunes. Okay, I'll check that out. You don't even know which one, though. So, I know.

Eddie, know which one? I've listened to your podcast. What's his name? Oh, Eddie. Ooh, your big fan over here. What's his name? Mike, do you know? Zach Crowell.

He also produced Sam stuff, wrote Body Like a Backroad with Sam, and Zach Carle also produced. like small-town boy for Dustin Lynch. Yeah. You know the small-town boy like me. Stop back like you know. All right.

Okay. It's not too early to start, you know, thinking about Thanksgiving. And if you're hosting this year and you don't want to hassle with cooking, you're in luck because Neiman Marcus will ship you a fully cooked Thanksgiving dinner enough to feed eight people for $527. Wow. Neiman Marcus, don't they sell clothes? I know every year they do like a food thing or like a Christmas food gift basket, but I just

saw that and I was like, Dane and I was like, Dund. I can cook somebody a meal for way less than that. Call me. I'll deliver it. Okay. What's your number? Put it out there. If you don't say it, put it out there. Go ahead. Nah, don't call me.

I'm Amy. That's your pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby phones. The Bobby Bones show. That's going to do it today. Appreciate everybody. Thanks to Kelsey Bowerini for coming by today. It's good to see her.

Thanks to Runaway June. You can see both of them and their performances at Bobby Bones.com. Thanks to DJ Sinister for mixing the dance party. We talked about the Hall of Fame that was last night. It's been a fun week. It's been good, huh? Yeah. It's been really good.

Next week would be crazy because it's CMA week. Oh my goodness, yeah. Yeah. All the artists. Quite the undertaking of just being in country music next week. Yeah, it's cool. So have a great weekend. We will see you next week.

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