The Bobby Bones Show - Kenny Chesney In Studio + Bobby Hosts DC Correspondents' Dinner + Luke Combs In Studio

Episode Date: October 26, 2017

Bobby tells jokes at Washington, DC Correspondents' Dinner and Kenny Chesney and Luke Combs stop by the studio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning, sir, morning. Oh, my God. We have... Caitlin? How are you? you're in Austin, Texas. Yes. How are you? I'm good. What can I do for you? So I wanted to talk to Judge Common Sense. You know, I'm often referred to that all rise. I'm entering the courtroom. Judge Common Sense now presiding. Go ahead, present your case. Okay, so I manage a retail company,

and I have an employee who is awesome, but he smells very, very bad. And he's in a position where he's talking to customers 24-7. And I just, and I just, and I just, you know, and I just, you know, I just don't know how to address the situation. I mean, it's pretty bad. And he works really hard and he's great. So I just don't know what to do. Well, I think as the boss, you got to do and say boss like things. And then you pull him aside and say, hey, listen, we've got a couple complaints that something isn't smelling right in your area.

Now, it can mean his body. It could mean where he's working, but I think he will get the hint from there. Gotta be a boss because again, if it affects the bottom line, then you end up losing too. Good kid. Probably stink. I probably stink sometimes. But I'm the boss. Nobody tells me.

But I'm saying as the boss, if Amy stunk, I would say, hey, Amy, you have to, you stink. Why I mean an example? Use lunchbox. That's real. Because no, it's real. Yeah, yeah. Because we tell him all the time. I just think you have to do that.

Even for his own good, you have to do that. Yeah. Yeah. So, and it's hard. And being a boss is hard. Trust me, I know. It's like hurting cats with this group in here, you know? So you have to pull them aside and say, hey, we've got a couple complaints.

It's about the area you're working. Can you just make sure whatever it is? And they go, no, don't do that. Oh, don't do that. Okay, just go with my original thing there. That's a tough one though when someone stinks. Lunchbox, what would you do? Well, in college, we had a guy that stunk and he left his backpack laying there,

so one of the girls stuck a stick of deodorant in there and said, maybe this will help you with the ladies. And left a note? Yeah, on the deodor. You just be an adult about it. That's kind of like being nice and not making it awkward between you two, so he finds it like a discovery. Stop it.

Kaelin, good luck. You know, you get to be the boss for a reason. You got to make those tough calls. That's exactly why I don't want to be the boss. That's why. There you go. That's it. That's why Amy is constantly turned down the role of boss on the show.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. In Connecticut, there's a restaurant called Flames Grove. and they had a sign on the door that says, if you don't have money, come in, we'll still give you a sandwich for free. And so they won't turn away customers who don't have money.

Wow. And I think it's awesome, but I just know there are people like lunchbox out there. It says free food. It says anybody can have it, so why? It says if you don't have money. Okay, what if I left my wallet at home? Okay.

On purpose? Yep. There's always that guy, and they have to know that, right? I think that they're willing, in order to feed the people that really need it, they'll put up with the occasional lunchbox. It's sort of like those restaurants that sometimes offer you pay what you think it's worth.

It's worth a dollar. Cool me. You've had so much. Like, you're the one that ruins it for everybody else. You're the ruiner. Flames in Milford, Connecticut, we see you. Oh, true. We hope lunchbox never comes out there.

I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. in the game two of the World Series was last night. Astros beat the Dodgers in extra innings so the series is tied up one game apiece. In other news investigators said the Las Vegas shooter's laptop was missing the hard drive. They've been searching the scene. They announced they still haven't been able to find it. And finally in Oregon officials are offering a $15,000

award for information on who is poaching wolves. Any information contact authorities. Will you send food back at a restaurant? Um, yeah, it depends. Well, it's wrong with it, but I don't, I'm not scared that I'm nice about it. So I'm not scared they're going to do something to it. You should be. I should. But if I'm nice about it and it's the order's wrong. Okay. If the order's wrong. I'm just asking why. You should always be scared, but there are a few reasons where it's a little less scared. Listen, I waited tables for a long time. Okay, talk to me. Okay. So why would you send your food back? If they just send you the wrong order? Well, yeah. If I get the wrong order or there's something.

on it that I ask specifically to not be on it. You won't just scrape it off or take it out. If it's if it's scrapable, scrape offable. Yeah. I will do that. If not, if it's totally mixed in, I got to, oh, I got to send it back. So you can send it back if there's something in your foot, like a foreign object, like a hair. Frog.

Yeah, frog. Sure. Although I have a whole salad theory that if there's a frog in your salad, you ask for a salad. What's more natural than a frog in your salad? Right. You do have that theory. So if something comes in as foreign in your food, you can send it back. If there's something that you're allergic to, even if you messed up, the allergy thing's a tough one.

Okay. Oh, really? Oh, like, you messed up, like, you didn't tell them to take it out. Even if I'm like, I didn't know. Yeah, you didn't read it. You can send it back. Okay. If it's undercooked or overcooked, it's borderline, but it better be really undercooked or overcooked.

That's borderline. But you have to aim me it, though. You have to be super nice on that one. Like, oh, I hate to do it. do this, but it's even if it's their fault. Okay. Just because they, you're vulnerable. They're sending food back.

They're taking it to a place where you're not seeing. If something that's supposed to be hot comes out cold as a waiter, we understand because that's not our, we didn't do that. We just brought it from the kitchen. And sometimes it's the kitchen's fault. Okay. Okay, good. I thought you were going to say you can't do that.

No, you can. You can. And then obviously if you get something, you didn't order it or you didn't get something you ordered, like, hey, can you take this back? Those are the, those are the rules. Okay. Okay? All right.

Does everybody feel good about that? Yeah. Yeah. If there's tomatoes on it, can I send it back? Because the tomato juice gets on stuff and I don't like tomatoes. I guess if you requested no tomatoes. You can. If you requested no tomatoes.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right. Time for your positivity. It's called Tell me something good.

Tell me something good. So a Michigan family decides to send a balloon up in honor of the husband dad. And they send a balloon up with a letter on it. And it said to Daddy in heaven. There's a message in it. And they just send it up to heaven. It lands in the backyard of people like 120 miles away. Yeah.

And there's a return address. And these people send all this stuff to the family. Oh, wow. Oh, like from heaven. Oh. And the little girl. Oh, my goodness. So she sent a balloon and then she got this whole package of stuff,

gifts from the guardian angels. Oh, my. That's precious. You know, that probably meant so much to her. Right. Yeah, because they just found him and like, eh. Or nobody finds it. Atlanta in the woods.

Or that. Yeah. How about that? Amy? What are the odds? So there's this guy. He's the care manager at a nursing home. But just the care manager, not a legit nurse,

but he wanted to go to nursing school. So he went, took the test. He did not pass it. One of the senior citizens living at the nursing home used to be a teacher. So they tutored the nurse, soon-to-be-nursed. and took the test after studying at the nursing home. Passed and now he's a nurse. Boom.

But all thanks to the tutors at the senior citizen home. Lunchbox. I want to show some love to Kentucky because they are introducing a law that now if you see a pet in a car and you break the window, you know, you hear the dog going roof roof and you go smash the window to save it, you are not responsible for the damage to the car. So you can save animals in a car with no responsibility to pay for the damages. That's what I'm talking about. It's a good law.

Some people are going to be looking at bus windows. It would be like, oh, I thought there was a dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, that was a pillow. I thought it was in Yorkshire. Yeah, that's a good thing, though. Bobby Bones show. All right, here's Amy's list of shows that she's watched lately.

All right, what did you go with first? Per your recommendation, totally finished Manhattan Unabomber, and I agree it's good. Really good. Yeah, it's the true story of the Unabomber. Yeah, it's crazy. I don't even remember some of that. stuff. But it's like eight or nine episodes. It's good. What else you got? The Lady Gaga documentary is so good if you are looking for something to check out. And I wouldn't consider myself

to be a huge Lady Gaga fan by any means, but I found it interesting. You know a little monster? I'm not a little monster. I'm not a little monster. All right. What else? Scandal. I finally started season seven, have you? Okay. Olivia Pope, she is fierce in the White House. It's going to be a good season. And then Mr. Robot, I started that because the third season is back on USA and I fell asleep watching it. I watched it and I thought it was okay. Yeah, I was like, oh, this. It's getting way, it's getting way techy though now. Totally. I agree. And it's a techie show anyway. I started watching Mind Hunter, which is how they go. And it's a true story too. It is? Uh-huh. It's based on real people and real stories. Okay. It's where they go and they talk to serial killers. They're already in

jail to try to figure out the minds of other serial killers and how to stop and predict other ones. Okay, that's really good. So when I bought downloaded This Is Us, I'm going to watch that as I travel. And I'm not caught up. Are you caught up? I'm not caught up, but I definitely need to catch up. I have to be, I want to watch all of that. And I get so emotional during it. I kind of have to watch out when I watch it.

Lunchbox, you've been watching anything? Veep, I've been watching Silicon Valley and Superstore. You like Superstore? It is hilarious. Maybe because I worked in that industry and I worked at the store that it kind of spooze. What is a super store? It's about...

Like Costco? Yeah. Or Sam's. Sure. You ever starting Game of Thrones? Oh, no. Remember I downloaded Season 1, Episode 1 and 2? Still haven't even clicked it.

It's still sitting right here in my iTunes. All right, let me know, okay? I'll keep you goes. There's your TV rundown. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Maryland.

Two guys thought it was a great idea. They would take their car. running into an ATM and money would fly out. Oh, that's a terrible idea, right? So they went, boom, ram the ATM. Ram the ATM three times. No money came out. They drove away.

The only problem is, they left their license plate behind. Oh, man, it fell off. Oh, it was like double bone head, like ramming your truck into it and leaving your license plate. Oh, I'm much like to your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bob.

Today is Keith Urban's 50th birthday. Wow. When he was playing the CMT Artist of the Year Awards, every girl in the room was just like, I was watching them. I was looking around, I was watching them. Just in love with him. I was sitting at the table with Amy and Danielle Bradbury,

and they were just like, oh. Especially when he was singing, like, blue ain't your color. Mm-hmm. It was perfect. And then when he would walk by, he just smelled like Keith. I mean, he makes 50 look like 25. Oh, for sure. Luke, Brian even made a reference to Keith's age.

And I was like, Luke, calm down. That's your peer. But it's not, he's older than Luke. Like 10 years or so. Yeah. It's Keith Urban's birthday in my top five Keith Urban songs at number five. And the newest on the list. I'm telling you.

Blue ain't your color. That guy. It's so black. Number four, where the black top in. Going to kick off my shoes and run and bare feet and wear the grass and the dirt and the gravel on me. Going back to the world going to visit old friends and feed my soul. We're the blacktop. Keith Irvin's 50th birthday.

My number three Keith Urban song, You're going to fly. But you could be a black birthday. Happy birthday, Keith. Number two, Number two, from a new one leaf scared of the rain just so scared to sing

that you better believe. Number two, tonight I want to cry. Let it fall like rain from my eyes. This is that one. Wow. That's how I feel lately. Okay.

What? I'm supposed to a breakout. I understand. Oh, I tell you that I mentioned, I guess it was on Tuesday show was the first time that I'd ever said ex-girlfriend about Lindsay? And I hit her pretty hard.

I'm sure. And I'm like, stop listening to show. But there's nothing negative. There's zero anything negative between us. So. So you just want her to just stop. Bobby, you have to understand. That would be hard.

I wish she would just. Here, this is the truth. Hold on. Okay. Let me finish this Keith Urban thing and I'll come back to it. Okay. Okay. My number one Keith Urban song, you'll think of me.

This song is so good. Happy birthday, Keith Urban. So good. Show Bobby Bones. I mentioned before that Keith Urban song, something about Lindsay, my ex-girlfriend to die. Which, by the way, did you know that whenever Morgan number two, our digital girl put that story up on the web,

it was our biggest web day in the history of our show. Really? In the history of our show. Wow. Oh, man, you beat my kids. I know. I used to hold the record. I know.

I wish it would still be the record. Oh, I know. I'm not. Yeah. Me too. that's awkward do you think she's listening well here's the thing I asked her not to listen anymore

yeah but she's probably listening though because I would if I was her since there's nothing there's nothing bad between us we still talk occasionally I wish that I could take all of her sadness and just take it all and keep it myself

and she go and live and be happy and be like oh I don't even care and I have doubled a sadness that's what I wish oh okay Yeah, well, she's listening. She's probably She's probably keep listening

and you would do the same thing. But I told her don't listen anymore. What do you want her to do? I don't know. I'm in a weird position talking about this. I don't want to say anything if she's listening. I don't want. I mean, I don't mind.

I guess I just don't want, I know that it's hard. So what I would say to her, I also would encourage her to maybe take a break from it a little bit to put some distance there because that might help. But I know how hard that is.

And I know that if I was in her position and my just happened to be my boyfriend a few days ago had a radio show, I would still listen. I don't even want to say X. I told you, I got, not in trouble, because there's no trouble, but she was like, ooh, you call me your ex-girlfriend that went hurt a little bit. I was like, yeah, that's what you are, though.

And she was like, I know, yeah, it's a stinky thing. Yeah, but y'all are still talking every day? We at least text a bit. I'll check on her. And I told her, I don't want to be the reach out. I don't know, it's just a weird thing because she's like my best friend. And then...

I know. That's one thing that I'm worried about you for, with everything you're going through and her being your best friend. That's weird, stinky. It's stinky. Yeah. You just put on your...

Put on some Keith Urban. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. I put on tonight. I want to cry. But I got Tinder and I'm ready to go. Did you download? I'm just kidding. I'm just kidding.

I'm totally. I'm totally kidding. You know what he does when he's hurting? He makes jokes. That's true. That was a good joke, though, because he got me. Arkansas Keith is on. Hello. Hey, hello. What's happening? I just got doing a little hunting this morning. Yeah, what are you looking for?

We're out hunting for deer today. How's it going? It's a little windy. Not seeing anything. It's kind of chilly out here today. Hmm. I had on the... On Subway. Oh, you're eating Subway? A subway. sandwich right now?

Yes. In the woods? Yeah, what can I say? I guess it's windy. Nothing else going on. You've got to have something to eat. So we had on the quarterback from the Mountain Pine football team. Yes.

He's a 10th grader. Had him on. I asked him, I said, hey, you got a big game. They're playing Mount Ida on Friday. I said you get to win this one for me. And I'll make the journey to Mount Ida. Are you going to the game? Yes, I am.

And so after that is the playoffs, right? No, we have to play one. more game. Okay, okay. I'm going to try to come in the playoff game. That would be great. Hey, the 89 jersey has been discovered. That's my old football jersey? Your old football jersey has been discovered, but I think they're holding it in ransom for you, man. Are they going to retire it? Am I going to come? They're going to hang it from the rafters? I believe that you're going to have, if you want the shirt, you're going to come to Mountain Pine and get awarded to you. That's the store I'm hearing. Wow. That's cool.

Wow, dude. Hey, Arkansas, Keith, Bobby asked the quarterback dude if he was a legend around there. What are your thoughts on that? Well, he may be a legend. Maybe not a sports legend, but a legend. Fair enough. Listen, I never over sports myself. Like, I don't act like I was some super all-star.

I worked hard. You did. I played way above my any sort of athletic ability because I worked hard. You worked very hard. You're hustled. It's like me now. I'm not that good at this. But you hustle.

But I work hard. True. Yeah. I used to play softball at Arkansas. I was like 13. He only played in his men's league team. You were always a good baseball player. I thought you were a pretty good baseball player always, you know, and you worked hard at that.

Yeah. And I was just small. Football hurt. Yeah, yes, it did. And I played my whole life. Bobby said people tried to tackle him. Let me just run. I mean, he was an offensive player, right?

That's a seat, right? But it's a small team, Arkansas. Keith, I know he had to play both defense and offense, because sometimes you've got to do what you got to do. I don't remember Bobby playing much defense. That's what I said. I only would play when it's like the nickel package on defense. It's because he looked like he was playing offense.

Wait, what? Amy's trying to make jokes. She has no idea what she's talking about. Because you were running with the ball, probably. You're on the team, right? That's right. Okay, thanks for saving me, Keith. Anything else going on with you?

Nothing, man. Just out chilling. taking care of business today. How many days a week are you hunting now that works over? Well, I'm going to hunt this whole season, which is nine days. I won't stop until Monday. I'll be out every day until Monday, and then take a little break there and start back on the gun season. All right, wait.

Is it muzzlelose season right now? It is muzzleloading. You know how that is. It's terrible. You don't even want to shoot because then you've got to do the whole thing again. Yeah, it's a mess. But you got to do what you got to do. You want to be in the woods, well, that's it, you know.

All right. Well, I'll talk to you soon, and so Mountain Pine plays Mount I, and they have one more game, and then hopefully they make the playoffs, and we'll come out if they do. Well, it'd be great. Go Devils, man. Be them. All right, we'll talk to you soon.

I'm there. All right, see you then. There is. Arkansas Keith. Did you know, I've talked to this story about my high school? Whenever they did a census, like a school census. This is a true story. My whole school kindergarten through 12th grade was on, you've been there.

Yeah. It's on a hill. All of it. It's two buildings. Never seen anything like it. I mean, when I got to say, I come from a small town, like, it's a small town. I heard for years. I come from a small town.

I'm like, yeah, yeah, I know what a small town is. And then I went there and I was like, okay. Yeah, I guess I didn't know what a small town was, but yes. So it's two buildings and it's on this hill. And total population, kindergarten through 12th grade for the Mountain Pine Red Devils was 666. That's what they printed. Oh, come on. That's what we said.

Yeah, the census wouldn't. I don't lie, though. That's like government. That's real deal. I'm not sure if it was a census, but they did something like an account of all the school districts. That sounds like something you would do if you were in charge of the census. Come on, the mark of the beast on the red devils. They did make us take our wall down. Outside of the field house, someone painted this big, mean devil,

and they were like, that's too satanic. You need to put a nicer devil. So now there's a devil, but it's, I can't remember. It's nice. It doesn't have horns. It's like a big head, smiley face devil. A smiley devil? It's the wimpiest devil ever.

That's the dumbest devil ever seen. It's like got great key. Like the devil's, I don't have great teeth. The devil's got cavities and stuff, you know? He doesn't care. He's not doing devil stuff. What's wrong with it being a mean devil? Like, you're angry.

Like, ah, I'm going to come win. That's life, man. Jeez. Anyway. So you guys are the nice devils. We're apparently so. All right. We're the good devils.

The friendly devils. My high school mascot is a spirit. So I'm in real. It's a maroon. The maroon. Into the Austin High and the Austin High Maroons. And it was a big furry maroon ball. What a terrible mascot.

That's a terrible mascot. Oh, yeah. You guys were a bunch of wimps. made fun of us big time. And you guys were the Trojans. Anderson High School Trojans. I mean, that is a tough mascot. Raymond, what are you guys?

We were the Gwen Model Towners because... What does that mean? Our town was a model town for the rest of America. Model... The model towners? Yes. So what was your mascot, though? A bunch of people in a hole?

Perfect buildings with great yards running around in costumes. Model? For some weird reason, it was a paw. A paw, like a footprint? An animal. The model towners. Wow. You're talking the cake as being the worst.

Yeah. You know, we're... Amy, your maroon balls yet. Thank you. Your maroon ball beats the model towners up in every alley, every situation. Yes. How do you feel about cities finding you for walking with your cell phone and looking down while you're crossing the street? Whoa.

I would get fined so much. But don't you think, because again, seat belts are there to protect us. Yeah. And now I know it's a new thing and it seems crazy. But don't you think it's for the safety of everyone? Yeah, it totally is. Especially if you're crossing streets or, yeah. And that's my point.

It's not all the time. Yeah. But in Honolulu, they have what they call a smartphone zombie law. And so if you're walking across the street, they'll find you $35 if you're not up looking. up because they're walking into things. Pedestrians are getting hit. I mean, that would be a hard one at first to take on, but there's God, these laws are going to have to happen.

I mean, the stories where people walk on train tracks and they have their headphones in and get by trains, those are crazy to me too. You ever hear those? Oh, yeah. Not so. The question is, does beer help with the common cold? Yes. Okay, you just love beer, but why would you think beer helps with a common cold?

I mean, it just has the proper chemicals in there that, That's what I meant. Yeah, that's what he meant. So hops and even barley, they have some scientific. It goes into the whole hormones and chemicals. But if you have a moderate amount of beer and you have a light cold, researchers found that it can stop it from growing. Unfortunately, a single beer doesn't contain enough,

so you have to have at least two, it looks like. But that's that deal. Do you tell someone if they're cooking as bad? Um, no. Like if your husband cooks, does he ever cook, Amy? Yeah. Okay. When he cooks and it's not good, how do you feel?

Oh, I mean... Do you just eat it? Yeah, or I'm like, ooh, maybe we should add a little seasoning or add something to it. I try to, like, suggest ways we could just make it a little bit better. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You don't go right at it? No, I mean, I'm not rude about it.

I mean, at least he tried. Not everybody is gifted with, you know, cooking skills. Are your neighbors the ones that had the decorations where it was like chopped up bodies and stuff? Yes. Okay, do they still have them out? Yeah, totally. And my friend that is visiting me in town walked by the house and she was like, oh my gosh, this is too much. Okay, so even your friend who came over thought it was too much.

Yes. The body that's hanging out of the trash can, yes. So at Amy's house, there's this Halloween display and she says it looks a little too real. I was reading the story, there are these, first of all, there's a family and they have a house, and they have a car crash scene in like blood splattered bodies and it's like zombies in a car crash. Whoa. And people are calling 911 because, again, it looks too real.

Oh my goodness. There's even a car. Like, they put a fake car and there's people coming to the glass. It's crazy looking. It's a good looking Halloween. Have you seen it? Yeah, I saw the pictures online. The display is phenomenal.

Those are some people that love Halloween. No one complains about too many Christmas lights. Well, okay. Yeah, because nobody's dead. I don't know about that. Yeah. Have you put a dead set? stand out there they might.

Anyway, I don't feel like it's out of place, but man, they're getting more and more gruesome, man. So there's that. We'll put that up at bobbybones.com if you want to see it. Bobby Bone Show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

Congratulations to Luke Combs. He just got his second consecutive number one song with When It Rains It Pores. You know, some artists, they spend their whole life searching for that first number one. And then some artists are Luke Combs, they moved down, have two number ones immediately. I know. Congratulations, Luke Cohen. It's pretty awesome, though.

All right, cool. It's awesome. So Sam Hunt's beard, it's like a thing. It also has two number ones. Yes, his beard does. Good one. Well, some people are like, is he going to keep it? Is he going to shave it? What's the deal? And it looks like it's going to be around for a while. Because his wife, she's a fan of it

and her opinion matters most, so the beard is staying. I like to say two things. One, I like Sam without the beard. And I think he has a beautiful face, right? And two, Sam, can we put out a another song. Come on. What's the deal? I still love body like a back row, but let's get a little something new out here. Let's get a little taste. Let's get a new song on the radio. All right, I'm done. That's my two cents. Okay. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds. Gennie.

So I was at the media correspondence dinner last night in D.C. And a pretty intimidating event. I had to wear a tuxedo-ish thing. It was a tuxedo with a straight tie, though. I didn't go bow tie. But it was a black tie event, and they asked me to hold a host the media correspondence dinner. And so I met Paul Ryan. I met Nancy Pelosi. Whoa. I know.

I talked to both of them. Wow. So two speakers of the houses. Yeah. On both side, one current, one former. Paul Ryan actually came up to me and was like, hey, dude, I listen to the show like a few times a week. No, he does not.

He didn't say every day, but he said, I listen to the show a few times a week. What? Yeah. And he was like, it's really great to meet you. Because if he was lying, he would say, I listen to show all the time. Yeah. And so he was really nice. So was Nancy Pelosi.

It was weird because I was seeing people in that room that I only ever seen on TV. And so I did that. I told some jokes. You know, you want to hear a couple of jokes? Yes. Because I got up and I was presenting awards and they also wanted me to tell jokes I was presenting awards. And you have to remember, this is like all Fox News, all CNN, all Politico, like all these establishments are in there. And then a bunch of senators.

So it's not really the crowd. I'm used to playing to. But you want here a couple of them? Yep. All right, all right. So many people in Texas tonight. Tonight's like a really rich version of that penguin movie Happy Feet, except here, all the penguins are arguing over who's the biggest tax break.

Thank you very much. Thank you very much. Did they laugh? They did. That one got a good laugh. Okay. I'm only going to read a couple of them, but how about this one? President Trump says he will allow the release of the JFK assassination files.

which have been classified for decades. Furthermore, Trump says he also plans to call out Colonel Sanders. Oh, I messed up the delivery. Let me do it again. Let me do it again. Okay, okay. I'm sure when you did it live, it was great. Yeah, I nailed it live.

I nailed it live. I nailed it live. So President Trump says he'll allow the release of the JFK assassination files, which have been classified for decades. Furthermore, President Trump says he also plans to call out Colonel Sanders for the immediate release of KFC secret chicken recipe. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

I like that one. Yeah, that's good. So I had to kind of play down the middle. That was my favorite. I did one, too, where it was like, I wish old presidents tweeted. And it was like, for example, at George W. Bush, I really love watching Game of Thrones. I love these shows about real life history or something like that. That's funny.

And there was another one. I was like, at George Washington. It was like, people say my teeth are wooden. Hashtag fake news, fake news. Yeah, that's good. Did you lead with that? That one, those are good. I didn't.

And the third part of that Twitter one was from President Clinton. And it was like, oh, no. At Monica Lewinsky, you up? That's the best one. Well, that's why I did it third. Because that's why you lay it down. You go, one, two, three. And you lay it down like that.

Okay. Yeah, yeah. I bet people, you're probably, that's good. And you might get invited back. Yeah. I thought it was pretty good. Another one was, if you think about it, my job is to entertain people

and make them laugh and help them try to forget you know about everything you guys did at your job the day before. So yeah, that's the kind of, that was poking a little bit of fun, but nothing too crazy. So, yeah, the whole thing was. Anyone get mad? Like when you were done, they come to you, but like, hey, that was over the line, sir.

No, I would love to say people came and thought, but it was actually a pretty warm thing. It was good. Like, it was a good. I don't like to say that, but it is good. So, like, when you're at that thing, do the people, like, do they, mingle or are they like on opposite sides of the room?

No, they mingle. They completely mingle. Huh. Everybody's talking with everybody. It's just like a, dude, it's like you turn on TV and they're all fighting, but it's all fake. Yeah. That's how I feel. I said that too. One of the first things I said because I was just talking for a minute, and I was like,

it's weird to see, because Wolf Blitzer was sitting right in front of me. I was like, it's weird to see all of you guys not in little boxes screaming at each other. And so that wasn't a joke that I was, they laughed at that because it was real. But anyway, on my Instagram, you can see a picture. going to be on C-SPAN last night because I was on C-SPAN. Yeah, I didn't know you were going to be on C-SPAN. I would have tuned in. Neither did I, Amy.

Didn't either. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. About 15 minutes away from Kenny Chesney in studio, so I hope you hang out for that. There was an article about money questions you ask before you marry someone. And Amy and Lunchbox are both married.

I am not. But what the article says, when you find the one and you decide to get married, you need to have that money conversation, because money is the top reason for divorce, the top reason for fights. I'm just curious. Amy, tell me about the discussions you and your husband had before you got married about money.

Oh, we're bad examples. Bad. We're bad. Go ahead. Yep. I think we discussed debt maybe, which neither of us had any, so it wasn't a long talk. then I never found out what he made before I married him, but he was a captain in the Air Force,

so I could have just Googled his salary. I mean, but I never really did. It didn't matter to me. He had a job. And we knew we wanted to tithe, like all the time. Like, we wanted to give back, and we wanted to make sure in tithe. Do you still tithe?

Yes, 100%. You give 100% of your money to your church? Holy cow. Wow. No, no, no. That's wrong. I shouldn't have used that. time that kind of talk there no we yes we 100% still tied but we do do this you know this 10% and then

we have certain things that we definitely like to also give to but um that was something we talked about in the beginning that we both agreed on and but you didn't know how much each other made no lunch box uh money we didn't really talk about money i paid for some dinners when we'd go out you never talked about money like how you were going to pay bills like we're so weird No, she knew I had some money because I'd bought a house. I mean, so she knew I had okay. I guess she assumed that I had okay credit. Like, I don't even know her credit score still.

I have no idea what her credit's like. I don't know anything about that. And she doesn't know how much you make still. No, she doesn't know how much I make. I know I make more than her. And that's a big deal to you. That's a big deal to me. And I know that no creditors have come to the house looking for.

So, I mean, that's a good sign. Her car is paid off. I know that. And your car's paid off, right? Oh, my car is paid off. And so that's it. I mean, we don't really discuss money. We don't really...

That's crazy. Okay, I will say, though, for me and my husband now, I mean, we've been married 11 years. We discuss money for sure. But before we got married, we just did it. Yeah, but that's what this is about. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm clarified. Yeah, I don't know how you have that before you get married.

Like, what do you do? Sit down at the table and be like, okay, so tell me about your financial background. I will tell you what's going to happen if I ever get married. Okay, tell us. It's going to be. be how much money do you make, how much money do you make a year? What's your debt? What do you own? And you can know everything about me and I'll know everything about you. Yeah. Why didn't I, why didn't I ask or, I mean, I guess it didn't matter to me how much he made? I mean, my husband, like, my point is he had a job. You know? We know. But it's like, would have been weird for me to be like, how much do you make?

No, you guys are crazy. That's why you both end up. No, I don't know what you're going to do. What? Nothing. I'm just kidding. I just joking. I just tell him to. joke. Do more jokes, like from my routine. Yeah. I have less jokes. Okay, right. The morning corny. How long do chickens work?

Hmm. How long do chickens work? Around the clock. Oh, yeah. Yeah. I know. That was the morning. Horny. Good one, though.

How's a good one? Let's go. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. I met Wolf Blitzer last night. I put it on my Instagram. I thought that was pretty cool. I don't know if you guys think Wolf Blitzer's cool, but I do.

Yeah, right when I saw the picture, I was like, oh, my goodness, Bobby's with Wolf Blitzer. Did you see the picture I post on Instagram and me on C-SPAN standing at the podium? Yeah, and I said, oh, my goodness, Bobby's on C-SPAN. I look like an evil dictator. Yeah, what are you doing? I was probably telling a joke, but it looks like I'm, because I'm, because I'm, because I'm, I use those monitors that the presidents use. You know how they're clear?

Yeah. Like the things that, the prompters. I've never used those before. I felt like I was a presidential baller, man. And so I was up there telling jokes. But that picture someone took on TV when I was on C-SPAN, and I posted it because I laughed out loud. It just looks like I'm insane dictator on C-SPAN. So were you on C-SPAN?

I was. The whole award show was on C-SPAN. Really? I'm so bummed. I didn't know. I didn't either. Until when they told me, I did a bit in the middle of my act. And I was like, I'd like take a second talk to everybody watching on C-SPAN right now.

Ladies, I know you got nothing else to do on Wednesday night except watch this on C-SPAN. I know you're probably over 80, but I'm on Instagram. And, you know, it's funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It got better laughs than you guys getting. Now, I can see where that's funny. Yeah, I was just talking to the camera one-on-one. I did.

I went to the Capitol yesterday. And so I went into Speaker Paul Ryan's office, and I got to go out and look at, It's supposedly the best view in D.C. And I was talking to his main assistant, and she was like, hey, listen, I got to admit, I'm a huge fan of the show. And I was like, cool, can we get Amy's kids to America? Oh my goodness.

I went right at it. I went right at it. And what did she say? I got her card. And I said, hey, listen, if you give me your card to contact you, I believe if someone offers you something and you want it, you should take it. So I said, I'm going to email you. And I want to get Amy's kids from Haiti to America

because for some reason it's not working. And she was like, listen, I can't promise anything, obviously. She goes, but send me an email. And so I plan an email later today. Wow. That's cool. Look at you making moves.

Oh, no, no. I was talking to somebody from NBC News, one of the head news people, and I was like, hey, we need to do a story. She's a big fan of the show. She was like, you got it. Would do a story. I'm working it.

I guess I'll start talking to people. Yeah, I'm working it over here. Okay, that's cool. I'll take it. Let's work it from every angle, known to man because I feel like it's now my job. What's the latest with your kids? Give us a today update. It's the same. I mean, November, same. I mean, November 7th should be a good paperwork day

for us and then hopefully after that, maybe on the fast track to getting them here before Christmas. I know that you did a charity event and you saw Carrie Underwood at the charity event. Yes. And you saw Mike Fisher with her. Yeah. It was a charity event for Haiti. Did you confused and think maybe it was me instead of Mike Fisher because we get confused for each other a lot? No. Zero percent. And nobody else there thought he was you. Oh, nobody was like, oh, there's your co-host over there. No. Nope. He's really nice, though, huh? Oh, my goodness. He's so nice. I had never met him before. And he was, I mean, obviously, Carrie, she was super kind per usual. But I wasn't, you know, I mean, pro athlete, married to Karen Wood, really good looking. You might think they just might be like,

sort of a weird vibe like full of themselves but he was not he was so nice yeah I'm glad he is because a lot of people come up to him and think it's me so I'm glad he's representing me

pretty good so just in case people do get confused you will be known as being a super down-to-earth cool dude boom which I already am a super down-to-earth cool dudes but he just continues that legacy when people confuse us

that's right it comes around about once every what you say 18 months Kennedy test these here Look at this guy. I see you more. We see each other out more.

But it's rare that you come through here. Thanks for having me. Look at you coming through town. I know, right? Looking on tan. I know. And that's probably real. Like, I had to get a spray tan, but.

Is that spray tan? Yeah. It looks sort of like yours, though. It looks real. Thank you. That means a lot coming from Kenny. He knows a tan. He's an expert in tan.

Yeah. He's like, you know. If you had to pick Jeopardy categories, one of them's tans. What else are you picking? A Jeopardy category? Yeah, like you have to pick your own Jeopardy category. What are you a specialist in? Sports trivia, something like that.

Like college football? Yeah, or, yeah, it's pro football, college football, something like that. Are you staying out of the Butch Jones debate? I never was in it, but it's an interesting time. We'll see. I won't even go there with it. Kenny's here for a couple reasons. One, because tomorrow, tickets go on sale and the album comes out the same day.

We've got a lot going on. Yeah, so you're doing all the stadiums. We're doing 18 stadiums in 2018. Oh, my gosh. And your little announcement for that was so cute. Did you have to, you flew to all those stadiums and put helmets on? No, well, that was over the last couple years. Oh, I thought like you picked a weekend and you just flew out.

Oh, no, I don't work that hard. I was like, whoa. I was like, that is dedication to an Instagram video. So over the last couple of years, say we play the Philadelphia Eagles football stadium. We get there on a Friday morning. We play a Saturday night. So I go to the top of the stadium every, you know, the night before and just kind of sit and emotionally and mentally measure, you know, how far I've got to go on stage to reach these people the next night. So it's part of my intro to the show.

I'll put the helen on of the team that we're playing in the stadium. And I do a big video intro before we go on. So we just compiled all those videos and all the stadiums that were playing in 2018. We just put all of that together. So we did go to all those places, but we didn't go like in a couple of days. Tell me the story. I heard a story because you're one of the first acts to go and play stadiums on such a, I think you've played close 140 stadium shows.

That's so many stadiums. But was there a point where you were wanting to go out in the current? and there was a delay, and you had developed some sort of system of seeing the lights flash so you could stay on with the band? Yes, actually. How do you know that story? There was, used to, I would come up on a swing. But I would sing the first verse under the area where the front of house mix was.

So I'm basically in the middle of the stadium. But the delay was so much that I couldn't hear the beat. I couldn't hear the true beat. I could hear what everyone else was hearing. So there was just a half-second delay. So I was really behind. So when I was singing the first verse, I had to have something to show me

what the true one, two, three, four was. So I had a light underneath there that would, I wouldn't sing to the music. I would sing to the light. And then once I got up and once I got halfway back to the stage, I could be in real time. But it was a strong.

The first three or four shows, sounded really weird because I was not with a band at all. You know, but that's how that whole thing started. Like Bill Knight of Science Guy here in stadiums. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Learning how to get our way around those stadiums the first couple of years was a trial and error for sure. Have other friends that will play stadiums,

and I think one of them told me that because they used that method that you created to do the same thing. They're like, Kenny the one who started this. Like, this is how we all play stadiums now. We have to watch something because Kenny figured out how to sing from inside the middle of the stadium. Yeah, you sing to the light. Because you got to have something to tell you where time is. Because if you listen to the band, if you're hearing what everybody else is hearing,

like the drummer's kicking the kick drum, but he's already kicked it by the time you hear it. You ever think about that, huh? No, me either. I never played the stadium. Me neither. I never thought about it, but it makes sense. All right, Kenny Chesney's here. And so, live and No Shoes Nation, that's the name of the record, huh? It is. Okay, so I was looking at it, and what I find really interesting,

First of all, you had to go to a ton of audio archives, huh? This album is a reflection of literally about a decade of music. The earliest recording on this record is with Dave Matthews in Atlanta, Georgia in 2007. And it's just we had to listen to so much music. You know, there was all these hard drives and all of this music, and I really wanted the fans to get something that they don't hear every night on stage. And so there's some different songs on here that we don't do on stage every night. Like I'm alive or The Thing with Dave or...

I have that with Dave here. You know, so there's just a lot of different music on here. Here's the Joker with you and Dave, three little birds and Joker. That's Atlanta, Georgia, 2007. Listen to that. That's really cool, huh? Does it make you feel like these emotions you haven't even thought about in a while?

Man, it just brings back so many memories, you know, because, you know, when you hear those fans react to that, and you, that's what I heard most in listening to all these hard drives and putting together this live record over this period of time was how much people care and how much they've given of their lives and how much they love the music, but more importantly, how much they love the experience of it all. And I remember just hearing that,

That was the last night of our tour in 2007 in Atlanta, Georgia. And Dave had a night off, and he played, I think, the basketball arena there the next night. And so he came out to see our show. Do you have to text someone and be like, hey, is it a weird ask to go, hey, Dave, would you mind coming on stage and playing? No, well, his role manager, do my role manager, and they had a night off, and they said they were just going to come and hang. But when you come and hang at our show, nine times out of ten, I want to put you to work. you know and so but he he was he was a little apprehensive to do it because he didn't know how the crowd response would be he goes they're not going to know who i am i see you're crazy and then i introduced dave matthews and people went nuts and so we did where are you going we did uh the joker as you just played and but that's what's great about live music is you never know what day you wake up when you wake up on the road one day after the other what's going to happen that night and that happened all in a 12-hour play period. He called that morning and said, I want to come play. That's what I love about the

spontaneity of live music and who's going to show up at your show. And I'm really glad that we thought to record that night. And that's, that's, that's the, that's kind of a definition of this whole record because it's just, just real spontaneous moments that's, that we created and, and that we got to live now. And it's just, I'm so glad we did it. Record comes out tomorrow. Tickets go on sell tomorrow This is one that I really like here This is you and Zach Brown band Can you remember this in your head right now

Like can you actually visualize? That was the last night of the 2011 tour The Going Coastal Tour In Foxborough, Massachusetts And Zach, before we did that song Zach's band Put a huge cooler of water

Or Gatorade or something over my head I had just as a thank you for having us on the tour. I remember doing that song, absolutely freezing. And it was so cold, but it was just a fun night. And I tell you, man, those guys were a joy to work with. And we made a lot of fun music together. And it was a, that year was, you know, when we first started out, I didn't really know those guys that well.

And by the time we were done, we didn't want to leave. You know, it was just a, a real. real authentic summer of making music on stage, offstage, and I've got nothing but respect for those guys. Kenny Chesney's here, and you're going to be in town for a couple days. So come back tomorrow? Sure. Tomorrow, tickets go on sale.

Tomorrow, the record's up, and Kenny will come back tomorrow, too. So I don't feel like this is goodbye. I feel like this is seeing a... So tell I see you again. Yeah, see it. Yeah, see him. All right, Kenny Chesda, see him tomorrow. Goodbye, my bone show.

The Property Brothers shot right next to Lunchbox's house. and so are these episodes on TV now? The episode aired, yeah, it's there. It's done. It's come full circle. You can watch it. Like, if you set your DVR, the reruns come on like every other day. It aired for the first time earlier this week, and now it's going to be airing this weekend.

I already checked the schedule. And I'm just like, that could have been me. That could have been me. But it couldn't have been because you didn't want to pay the money because it cost like $70,000 to get them. Yeah, it was the minimum was $70,000. But my wife and I talked about it. We looked online. And that means they picked.

the house next to us. So they would have for sure picked our house. Can you see your house in the TV show? No, I didn't see my house. But they do shoot my neighbor's house. Maybe they don't like all the junk sitting on my porch or something. I don't know. Yeah, you don't have an HOA, do you? No, no HOA, so you can let it be a mess and they can't say anything. You know, Raymond, our producer has started to drive Uber, and he told us on yesterday's show. And yesterday he did his first ever Uber drive. Did you guys know this? Oh my goodness.

I have not heard. Oh, my gosh. So, Ray, what did you? You turned your phone on, right? Right. All I have to do is just go online and then you just wait for somebody to ping you. So you turn your, is it an app that's a little different than ours? Yeah, it's a different app, but it's still called Uber.

Okay, so and then you do what? Just sit there? Well, I was just waiting in my parking locks. I'm downtown. So I was like, oh my gosh, my first ping. So I was there probably for 20 minutes. So then I take off. I'm like, okay, the guy's at the airport.

Here we go. You know, he's probably going to need to go to his house. This is going to be awesome. I'm going to easily make $30 all this driving. So I go to the airport. I pick him up. He's like, hey, can you take me to my house? Like 30 minutes from the airport.

I do all that driving. I mean, if you factor in gas and everything too, I maybe made about $5, $6 for an hour, over an hour. I mean, that was it? That's below minimum wage. Oh, my goodness. I mean, it was horrible.

So you just did one drive. Yeah. So I'm thinking now the key is do shorter distances fast. It's not about going to the airport, into their house and doing a huge road trip, do it quick and get it over with, and that's how you get your money. Did you do any Uber rides after that? No, that was my only one. That's all I had time for.

I'm serious. With traffic and everything, it could have even been an hour and 30 minutes. I thought your slogan was you get them there quick. Oh, dude. Have you been on these roads around rush hour? It's pretty bad. Mother's brains are programmed to react to a child's crying. Amy, do you worry, and I don't mean this in a weird or bad way at all, do you worry that

your motherly instincts won't be all the way there? Yeah, of course. Like, are you nervous? Because I'll be petrified. Yeah, I already am when I'm with them. I already, like, when I'm with them on the, you know, when I'm with them for like 48 hours, I'm like, oh, like if something, yeah, I question it all the time.

But I mean, I think of it like a person, like a woman that just gave birth or a mom and a dad that have a brand new baby. They don't know if it's their first baby. They've never done that before. my baby just my babies happen to be 10 and 7 what I think about with your kids and it could be right or wrong but is that at least parents get to grow with their babies like parents are also infant parents as babies are infants yeah whereas

you're adopting two older children and it's super commendable that you are but I mean it's a different it's going to be a different challenge yeah I know and they have um all kinds of they have a life like my daughter she has a life even before the orphanage. Like, she's got two lives. She had a life till four and a half years old, like that she lived with her mom and her other siblings. And then she got put in an orphanage.

So she has this whole, like, yeah, I worry about, am I going to be able to be there for her in the right way? I think she's going to be processing a lot of emotions. And, yeah, it's very complex. And I just want to be the best mom I can be. But I think it's going to take guidance from other people to help me. Wow. Yeah. and you'll have it and you'll get it and you'll mess up a lot.

But that's the awesomeness of it. Yeah. I've got friends and mentors and books and counselors, so we'll figure it off. You got Bobby. He knows how little kids. Yes, I know all the answers of parenting. Trust me.

I've read lots of articles. I know. I know. I can't wait to come to you. A couple things. All weekend long, you can use IHeart Radio all access for free. So all weekend long, if you have IHart Radio, you'll get all access. We've put up our Friday morning dance parties, our Bible show, Halloween,

playlists. So starting this weekend, starting like tomorrow, all access is all the songs streaming, just everything. So that's awesome. I hope you check that out. Another thing is the Raging Idiots, Eddie and myself, will be in El Paso Friday night, Austin Saturday night

tickets at Raging Idiots.com if you guys want to come out to that. And then Luke Combs is coming up. He's going to perform in just a little bit. So Luke Combs is coming in. The Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right, Luke Combs is here. What up, buddy? What up, man? How are you? Man, what a difference a year makes.

Absolutely. Absolutely, man. It's been insane. Great. Like, I just, I mean, in January. It was like, let's get Luke Combs in here. He hadn't had a song on the radio. Yeah.

I was like, let's get Luke calls. Like, I like this guy. Yeah. I got a feeling he may do something. And then, holy cow, you've exceeded everybody. And there were huge expectations on you, Luke. Yeah. And you still have exceeded them.

I remember once. I went, and one of the guys that you work with was like, there's this Luke Combs fella. I don't know who you were at the time. This is a year and a half ago. Yeah. He was like, he has this record. He's already made.

I paid for it. Did it himself. He was like, it's going to change. And I was like, stop it. Shut up. I was like, I already heard everybody that's good. And then here you come. Like a freight train, dude.

Like a freight train. Absolutely, dude. How you feel? You good? Good, man. I'm great, dude. Yeah, like I said, things are, you know, going super well. So.

You're in here, when it rains, it pours, another smash. You know, the thing about you have always, from the beginning is like nothing seems to rattle you. Like, I don't feel like you see a stage that's too big for you. It's not, man. It's not. And I don't mean that, like, in a cocky way, but it's like, I don't know, man. Like, this is definitely just what I was meant to do, man, you know, and it feels that way when I play and stuff.

And, you know, when the crowd shows up, it just feels right. Where are you going astray a bit? Because some people, like me, I like to buy shoes. And I probably, you know, and I'm a single guy and I got a good job. I have my, you know, I've stayed out of trouble. I like to buy shoes. Boots. Yeah?

Boots. I have tons of boots, man. I just went, got some the other day that I've got to wear for the ZMA Awards, you know. And I was like, oh, man, I guess I got to go buy a pair of boots now. You know, I acted like it was like a big bummer, you know. No, I like boots, man. That's one thing that I definitely do not slack in in any way. What's your favorite pair of boots?

Tell me about your favorite pair. I've got a couple pair of elephant boots that I like a lot to wear it on stage. They're made from an elephant? Yes. I didn't even know they made elephant boots Well, you don't know a lot about boots Well, okay, oh, I knew there You can go find some right now

I know it's legal Like ostrich? Oh yeah You can make you can kill elephant For boots? I don't know if, I don't know if it's like that Okay, I don't know We're just asking questions

We don't know either I don't know It's definitely not I mean you can walk into the Lucchese story Down the road and get you a pair Been there, been there All the next time I go Dodo bird boots

Extinct Extinct boots Yeah, but totally I don't know. I've got ostrich boots. I've got hippo boots. What? Hippo.

You have all these like exotic. Yeah, I'm definitely building my PETA fan base right now. Wow. That's funny. Listen, you're good. You do you. It's what I always say. Luke Combs is here.

You know, it's the first time you've come in in a T-shirt. Yeah, dude. Well, I usually wear the PFG. I just did a double take. I was like, wait, that's not a Columbia shirt. That's not the PFG. Well, I haven't sold, I've got this, like, I've got this burning thing where it's like, I just haven't sold out Billy Bob's.

It's the only show on the tour that's not sold out. So I'm sporting my Billy Bob's T-shirt. Man. Try to tell everyone in Fort Worth to get a ticket. I've had some good nights at Billy Bob's. It's fun, man. What a great place. Yeah.

I just want to do the hands. I want to do the hands. And I think you have to sell it out to do the hands. I want to know more about your crazy nights at Billy Bob's, Amy. Oh, well, Texas country. That's where they all played. I mean, I grew up in Texas, went to Texas A&M. we would road trip up to Billy Bobbs for Pat Green or Jerry Diff Walker or Robert O'Kee.

I mean, you name it. Most sellouts at Billy Bob's ever, Pat Green. Yeah. A lot. I probably have been to most of them. Amy's been to all of them, all 27. What was cooler? Being nominated for a CMA or being told you were in the Bobby Bones class at 2017.

Dude, the Bobby Bones thing. Of course it was. I'm sure. I tell you, dude, I was in line. I was in line. I was in line. I'll tell you exactly where I was. It was like 5.30 in the morning. I was in Texas with Cappy, the guy who cried last time we were on here. Oh, I know Cappy. Yeah. So we were in line to get in, like, board the plane at like super early in the morning. And that was when it got announced. Because that was the first one year.

That was January of this year. And I had been doing a radio thing. And I was like, man, this is awesome, dude. Don't stop me. Man, look at this guy. All right, Luke Combs is here. He has his guitar with them. Will you play the single four? You never played the single for us. Last time we did some covers, but I'd like to actually hear, like, this song right here. So let's see if I can. How long you had that guitar right there?

I've had this thing for, oh, probably coming up on two years now. So it's a new old one? No, it's old. I mean, it's a 67. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, it's new to you. It's new to me. Yeah, I bought it at Carter's Vintage, up the road.

Yeah. Carter's Vintage guitars. It's actually made of Bengal Tiger. Yes. The guitar is. It's a real tortoise shells. Actually. All right, Luke comes here.

That's here. That's here. It's off. Yeah. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down.

It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Here's what I want to say. First of all, I got a piece of a favorite because I don't want to mess this. stuff. So I know you're doing, the only show that's not sold out is the Billy Bob show.

Correct. It's the don't tip me with a good time tour, which I don't really need to promote because it's the only show is the Billy Bob show. But I will say this, we get like, you know, five, six million people that listen to our podcast. Yeah. And our second or third biggest market is Dallas that that we're podcasted in. Yeah. So I'm going to reach out to those people right now. I'm going to talk to them. Yes. Hey, it's Bobby. Here my buddy Luke, right? He's coming to Billy Bob's. And we'd like for you to go. So I know you're listening. And what's the day? Anybody know the date? November 4th.

November 4th. Correct. Saturday. I don't know what you're doing. Yes. But you should go to this show. Trust me on this one. All right.

Cool. Consider it sold out. Love it. Consider it sold out. Luke Coves, everybody. There it is. Hey, dude, congratulations. See it to CMAs.

Yes. And your new boots. What animal are your new boots? Oh. Peacock, duh. Actually, they are fish boots. Fish? Stop it.

What kind of fish? Piriruku, I believe, is the name. So check them out. Fish boots. Real thing. You really can't. He's just trying to hit the holes every animal. He goes to the zoo.

All right, check. Check. Yeah, Nashville Zoo is a little bit low. Check. You know why? You keep making boots out of them. Yes, it's me personally. I go down.

Wow. It's very personal process. Absolutely. Luke Combs. Good to see you, buddy. Thanks for singing this morning. I appreciate that. All right, there is Luke Coz.

Get your Bobby Bones on. Remember the guy that called and offered lunchbox a bunch of money? to go down to Georgia. Yeah. And hang out for a full day, stay in the house with them as a bachelor party. I mean, he offered lunchbox a bunch of money. Lunchbox had to call and break the news to him.

Wyatt. Yes, sir. What up, dude? It's lunchbox. How's it going, O'B? Well, look, as flattered as I am to be invited to the Bachelor Party of the Century in Savannah, Georgia, and you were going to pay a talent fee.

But I am going to pass on the Bachelor Party. If you were going to Las Vegas, I would be there. not saying Savannah, Georgia in fun, but I don't want to break the hearts of the bachelor party. I know it's going to be sad, and the bachelor party's not going to be the same. But a queen bet, I mean, I am the king of the castle. I mean, I need a California king.

You understand what I'm saying, and I want to apologize, but I am going to pass on the bachelor party. Wyatt, I apologize. It's all right. It's all right. Don't we'd offer. See what you thought.

Hey, man. And I'm going to say, send you, I'm going to send you a little gift card and that way I can buy a round to shots for the bachelor party. Sounds like a plan. I appreciate it. All right. All right. Thanks. Uh-huh. Bye-bye.

They offered lunchbox a bunch of money. What made you not want to go? I just didn't work with my schedule. Just couldn't fit it in. You don't have a schedule. I feel like you are scared. You can't hang. I know. I think he's getting older and he knows he can't go as hard. Like a full weekend of Bachelor activity. Go ahead.

You want the truth? Yeah. man, what if it's a lame bachelor party? What if I get there and it's a bunch of lame people that are just like, all right, and they expect me to entertain them the whole time? Like, I am not that, you know what I mean? I wanted to be part of the bachelor party, but a little bit of me thought they thought I was going to come and do tricks and stuff.

Yeah. And so. They were paying you a talent for you. Go be the talent. Yeah, to go do tricks and stuff. Right, but for 48 hours, that's a long time to do tricks. Especially didn't have its own hotel room. I get to sleep in the same.

Right. Yeah, that part was weird. That was weird. What if you went down there and they were the, Huh? That's why they wanted you to go. I don't get it. I don't get it.

I took a sip of water. It's a wrong time. If you don't get it, it's fine. Are you saying that you're still open, no. People have requests. Yeah, if people have requests and they want me to come to their events. You just rather it be more like two hours, not 48. 48's a long time. 48's a long time.

But Vegas, that could work. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So just in time for Halloween, there's a Twitter, hashtag, I want to be buried with. And people are sharing what they would want to be buried with. So I thought maybe we could do that. All right. So an item that you own that you want to be buried with in your casket.

Yes. Okay. So I hope Peter doesn't get mad at me for this. But I would choose this fur coat that I got from my mom. I inherited it and I love it. And it's a fox. And I want to be buried wearing it. Okay.

Because it's your mom's. Yeah. And her name is engraved on the inside. And it's just so soft. and yeah, I feel like it'd be like kind of going out in style. And you'd also be warm. That's so true. Yeah.

Lunchbox, what's your one thing you want to be buried with? Guys, when you put the king in his casket, you got to give him the crown that goes with it. My prom king crown from 1999, put it on my head and say, let the king sleep. Okay, hey, King, let me ask you a question. Yeah. At your funeral, do you want the crown on your head if there's a viewing?

Absolutely. Like that's your most proud moment is being Prom King ever? Yeah, that's the most proud thing I've ever done. And that's the one item that signifies that huge moment. A lot of people try for that and they don't get it. Yeah. Okay.

Listen, respect. I wasn't Prom King, so. That's right. Yeah, so you don't know, Bobby. I don't know what it's like. Yeah, I don't know what it's like to be on the top. I would take, I have a pair of headphones and I got on them was 17 years old and I still use them to this day. And I refuse until they die to let them.

And so I take them with me. I think I may retire them after the Hall of Fame. I've been thinking about it. Oh, because they need something, right, to put on display? No, no, I just think, I'm not going to move on. And that's a cool milestone. Like, I'm being put in the Radio Hall of Fame, and I can actually have a reason to start over.

But I probably take my headphones I've had for 20 years. So, all right, next story, Amy. Okay, according to a recent study, the most hated word in the English language is? Oh, let me guess. I'm going to say moist. Okay. What's your guess? Yeah, because women hate that word.

I don't mind it so much. Moist is a word. Ooh, psych. Sike. What I hate it? 1996. Well, Bobby, I will tell you that you're close. Moist is the number two most hated word.

Oh, the number one most hated word. I don't even want to say what it is because it's a bad word. No, it's not bad. Okay. I'll give you a hint. I'm kind of saying it when I say it. Hated word. Hate.

What is it? Hate. Yeah. I guess we. Yeah. It has such a negative feel to it. I don't like the word hate. I try not to say it.

Yeah, that's a good one. I mean, listen, I don't hate that answer. There you go. Okay. What else? Okay, so parents, while you're putting together your kids' Halloween costumes, this is definitely something to consider. I was reading an article talking about how maybe you shouldn't use the colors brown and orange

because those costume colors tend to blend in with fall foliage. And drivers had a hard time spotting trick-or-treaters. So if you can, make sure that their costumes have bold, bright colors so that, you know, drivers can see them. That's interesting. So they don't accidentally get camouflaged in with the road or with this. Or with what's, yeah. Wow, that is interesting. I never thought about that.

What else you got? I know, me neither. So does anybody in this room daydream during the show while we're working besides me? No, but I read this story that said daydreamers are smarter than people that don't daydreaming. This story's crap. No, it's not. Okay. You picked it because you're.

daydreamer and you can't focus. Here's the real story. The real story is if you daydream to the point where it's making your work suffer, you need Adderall. How about that story? No, it just says that people with efficient brains may have too much brain capacity to stop their minds from wandering. Okay, when I'm not working, my mind's all over the place.

I'm dreaming up all kinds of stuff, jokes, movies, dance moves. But when I'm focused, I'm on. This story is fake news. Fake news? You just picked it because it fits you. I just found another story. people that are focused actually live to be 110 years old and are great lovers. Hmm.

Mm. How about that? Fake news. All right. There you go. No, it's not it. Is that it? Is that it?

How many have I done? Four. Really? Yeah, that's it. Probably that were so fast. I didn't even notice. Okay, I'm Amy. That's your pile.

My pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right. Robert and Georgia. What's up, buddy? You're on the air.

Oh, do you want to ask the show a question? Let me play your jingle. Hold on. Ask the show. Yeah. Ask the show. Yeah. All right, Robert, go ahead.

All right. I'm a new time listener. I've been listening just under a month now. I really like the show. Thank you very much. Appreciate that. And I've been around a lot of, you know, self-made-up bands and what father was in a local band down and got off to Georgia for years and all that. You know, long story short.

I'm just curious, how did you come up with the name, The Rating Idiots? That's a great question. and I'm glad you asked. When I was first starting to do comedy when I was like 18 years old, nobody cared about that it was me. So I created this fake band called The Raging Idiots. And really it was just me.

I was like, welcome the raging idiots. And I would just pick up a guitar and play by myself. And it was just to make me seem like a bigger deal. And then it's turned into a whole thing. Now it's a real band and we put out real songs and have been somewhat successful, oddly enough.

But that's where it came from. Yeah, the whole thing's done. But thank you for the question. I appreciate that. Oh man, I appreciate your answer, dude That's actually pretty cool, dude What's the deal with you? Like, you're a new listener?

Like, what do you been listening to? Usually I listen to a lot of, like, classic rock and, you know, older country and whatnot. Yeah. And I'm always looking for, you know, a new talk show to listen to. And like I said, you know,

I usually listen to, uh, what is it, 93.9, Bob FM, you know, to listen to their little talk show they got, but things get bland, you know, and I, once since I started listening to y'all, y'all seem to keep it interested. Well, thanks, man. We try. And you'll probably get irritated with us.

But we asked that if you can fight through the irritation, like there's always somebody you'll agree with. But we just try to keep it real, even if it's not always like real. It's always, yeah, I don't know. See, I don't even know what I'm saying right now, Robert. That's what I'm saying. We're like real humans. We keep it real, but it might not always be real good. There you go. That's it, Robert. That's it. Hey, nobody in the world's going to agree on anything. As long as you keep it 100%. You know, that's all anybody can ask for. We try to do that. Hey, Robert, I appreciate the call.

and thank you, man. Thanks for being a new listener. Thanks. Thank you all very much. All right, see you, buddy. Ask the show. Ask the show. By the way, the Raging Idiots in El Paso Friday and Austin Saturday night,

Raging Idiots.com. There you get the backstory behind it too there. Don't know nothing about your head off. Probably got to hit the road. I'm a mistake. Yeah. Thanks for hanging out today. Thank you to Kenny Chesney.

Day one of two days of Kenny. So tomorrow, Kenny Chesney back in. Also, thanks a lot. Luke Combs are coming in and singing. That guy's got a powerful voice. Tomorrow again, Kenny I'll stop by again. Also, Granger Smith. Also, the Friday morning dance parties, DJ Silver will be mixing them.

So we're trying to have a couple things here, you know, trying to be a little progressive, trying to see what's up. Anyway, other than that, I'm good. Amy, you good? Yeah, doing good. Lunchbox, you're still doing good? Always good. All right. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones, or you can listen to the whole show back.

Just get on Iheart radio and search Bobby Bones show on demand. and hear lots of stuff about Amy's kids from Kenny Chesney, about my deal in D.C. last night, the cool people I got to meet. It was pretty crazy. So that's it. We'll see you guys on Friday. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bowles.

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