The Bobby Bones Show - Kenny Chesney Talks About Some Of His Most Popular Songs That Never Hit #1 + Granger Smith Stops By + Arkansas Keith Calls In About Married Mountain Pine High School Running Back

Episode Date: October 27, 2017

Kenny Chesney talks about some of his most popular songs that never hit #1, Granger Smith stops by the studio and Arkansas Keith calls in to talk about married Mountain Pine High School Running Back Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Bonds show. Good morning. Welcome to Friday's show. Good morning. Morning. Yeah. So, Kenny Chesney back in for day two today. By the way, all his tickets go on sale for a stadium tour. His record's out today.

We're talking about that yesterday a little bit. Also, Granger Smith will be by in the next hour. He's going to perform dance parties. DJ Silver is going to mix the dance parties. So, I mean, I'm not going to lie to you. I think it's a pretty good show today. I think now, though, I like to start it off here. Why don't we do a Is It Fake News?

Here we go. Is it Fake News? A fast food chain. in New York City called Bo Jengals is taking your cell phone when you walk in the door. A security guard will give you a number. You get your phone when you leave because they said it slows down lines and people don't know what to order when they get to the front. And they've seen a 20% increase in revenue in one month.

Oh, wow. There are a lot of facts there for this to be fake. It's definitely fake. Like, Bo Jengals is not taking your cell phone because people won't just go to the rest. There's no way. But I will say I commend you Lunchbox for committing to all the fake facts. Absolutely fake news. Amy. True. True story.

You think it's real news? Yeah, real. There's no way a restaurant's going to take your cell phone. Okay. I'm just, okay, you think it's fake? I think it's real. What if they do? I do think it's fake.

And I'm going to rub it in your face. Hit that clip. What is it? Right, hit that clip. That is fake news. Oh, bummer. That was fake news. Hey, Amy.

Yeah, I know. How's that taste? I know. It's very sour. Yep. You know why it is? I'm rubbing your face. Bobby bones. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. Aaron and Abby Delaney were born as conjoined twins, and they were conjoined to the top of their heads. So they were going connected to their heads. A year later, surgeons at the Children's Hospital of Pennsylvania successfully operated and separated the twins with an 11-hour procedure, and they both lived. Wow.

That usually isn't the case. because they have some organs that are shared. The girls are recovering and their parents who can take them up for the first time. That's amazing. Which is crazy. Yeah. So to Children's Hospital of Pennsylvania, I see you.

I see you. Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in sports game three of the World Series is tonight. Dodgers Astros, the series is tied one to one. In Tampa, Florida, the police have released new video of a person of interest in three random shootings. The man has been on the run.

in the Tampa area for over two weeks. Let's find this guy. And finally, in weather news, a storm is working its way up the East Coast this weekend. Tons of rain to Florida. Then it's heading to D.C., Boston, New York. Six inches of rain in some places and heavy wind. The Bobby Bones.

Bobby Bones show. Would you ban your kids from talking in the car? And Eddie, you have two kids. Yeah. We've done it before. Just no talking? Well, we don't ban it. We just say stuff like, let's play a game.

The first one to talk loses the game. And they're all like, oh, the quiet game. Fun game. You're a 9-year-old still falls for the quiet game. Yeah, he loves the quiet game. He's like, I win every time. And we're the winners. There's a mom, and she was like, hey, I don't let the kids talk because it bothers me hot when I drive.

It's a distraction. The kids are banned from talking, period, in the car. Do you imagine, like, bus drivers that take a bus full of kids to home and school? No, I can. That'd be crazy. It would be crazy. Shout out to bus drivers. Shout out to bus drivers.

You have to be numb to it. Mm-hmm. And just not, because my bus drivers didn't care. They just drove. They didn't care about what was happening back there. They had that big rearview mirror right above their gun. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

It was just kind of look at us. Huge. When I was later on riding the bus, they put a video camera in. Oh, yeah. It's a film, but I don't think there was anything in the box. I think it was just a mirror, and they said there was a camera in there. Sneaky. Lunchbox had to fight with the bus driver once.

Oh, we were having a picture. It was a substitute bus driver. I think it was the last day of school. And I was getting off the bus, and I tossed a piece of paper back at the trash can. And he thought I was throwing it in him. And he slammed me up against the fence and then threw me back on the bus and took me back to school. That would never happen today. And didn't your friend jump in and beat?

No. Did Forrest and Aaron? My boys jump in and help me? No. But who jumped on the bus driver's back? Luke Waley. One guy that just lived in the neighborhood was just kind of, he played football with us. But he jumped in to save the day.

So you throw the paper, not the bus driver. He stops the bus. No, I was getting off the bus. And it was off the step. And I just kind of tossed it at the trash can. And he thought I was throwing it in him, jumps off the bus, boom, up against the fence. And the school called my parents were like, please don't sue us. Please don't sue us.

And Luke the Juke saved you. Luke the Juke Whaley. The Mommy Mon Show. Time for your positivity here on Friday. All of us have a good new story. And it's this time where we share it with you. A little segment called Tell Me Something Good. Let's go.

Tell me something good. So a co-worker gave Linda a ride home one day. Now, when she did, she realized that Linda commuted three hours to work. Not because the ride was that long, but because Linda took a bus for two hours and then walked for almost an hour. So Linda had been working this place forever. Nobody knew. And so what the coworker did, went back to the office and said, hey, here's the situation. All the workers pulled their money, and they bought Linda.

a 1998 Pontiac Grand Prix and the video shows are crying and it takes like 30 minutes to get to work now and it's just awesome people are awesome in a situation we need more stories like this to come out because it's happening

these things are happening man that's just I love it Amy you're up okay so there's two girls they're both in the band together but you know there's like the regular band and then there's the marching band

one of the girls happens to be blind so she can't be in the marching band but it's always been a dream of her so her friend has decided to march alongside her and use her shoulder as a guide so that she can play the clarinet in the marching band. Wow, that's really cool. Yeah, isn't that awesome?

I mean, she's giving up her chance to play an instrument so she could guide her friend. That's really cool. Lunchbox, you're up, buddy. Decades after leaving high school, six veterans in California are finally getting their high school diploma. They enlisted in the Army and Air Force to serve in the Brean War, Vietnam War, World War II, never got their diploma.

They're holding a special graduation to recognize these six men. That's awesome. When you cry, do you have a problem stopping? It depends on what I'm crying over. But yeah, I mean, it happens where, like, I physically don't feel like I can stop. Do you know, if you pinch yourself between your thumb and your pointer finger and you pinch until it hurts, that's how you stop crying. But why would I want to stop? why do you want to cry?

Because it's good to cry and get it out. I want to cry later. Why would I suppress that? Obviously, you cry for a reason, and it makes you feel better. It actually does release chemicals that are healing. So if you stop yourself, then you're just suppressing it. But what if you have to work? Or what if you have something you have to do and you have to stop crying?

Valid point. Maybe you need to get set an appointment cry for later. So what do we need to do? These appointment cries are crazy. Amy will go, okay, on my calendar today, stop it. Go pick up some kale. No. Seema,

appointment cry at 7.10. No, just like you said, maybe if I can't cry because I'm at work, which that hasn't really stopped me before, but say I can't cry, maybe I need to just find a time

where I can go, be but myself, and just cry and let it all out. That's what I mean. That's so weird. Why? See, I do appointment, push it down deeper.

Suppression sessions down. Where I go and I'm like, okay, okay, 8 p.m. It's suppression hour, so I'm going to, everything, every emotion is supposed to have.

I just push it on down there deep. Yeah. Okay. Thank you. Your exercise. The pinching to stop crying, like if you have to stop crying and you pinch yourself between your pointer finger and your thumb. Okay. You pinch it hard.

That's the muscle because it hurts. And that's the muscle that is the biggest distractor. Oh. Yeah. And so if there is pain in a small area, it's impossible for tears to form. Okay. Interesting. I want to try that with my kids.

Pinch theirs. And they're crying. Stop trying. Stop trying. Stop trying. That's right. Die! I make me cry more.

Bobby Bones Show Bonehead This story comes to us from Shelbyville, Indiana Robert was out He broke into a house Stole some car keys Got a truck, some guns

Drove around for a couple days So he stops at the gas station And get some gas for the truck Only problem he gets out Locks the keys in the car He's like man I'm going to ask someone for help They're going to know it's stolen

So he goes and finds an off-duty cop And goes look man Stolen truck just take me to jail Oh wow Look at this guy Head off the middleman's Throwing the towel I was enjoying

when they cut out the middleman. The cop was just sitting there having some coffee at the gas station and he just walked up and he goes, hey man, can you arrest me? That's a stolen truck. I locked the keys in.

I'm done. Wow. How much fuck that's your bonehead story of the day? I wonder if he was just tired. Yeah, he was just tired. Why not just run? Leave the truck.

Maybe he's like, somebody, he's just burnt out. Yeah. Works hard. Yeah, he didn't put it a little too much time if I needed to break. Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show.

All right, in the studio with our buddy Granger Smith. What up, buddy? Hey, man. How are you? I'm good. First of all, it's good to see you. Good to see you, too.

Secondly, you have a podcast, and I'm glad that you were talking about one of the things that a lot of people talk about now. It's that people impersonating artists, and they've ever been impersonating me asking people for money. Yeah. And it's like the biggest scam in country music, right? And, I mean, not just country music, but with us, we're seeing it a lot. And have you seen it with you? Yeah, yeah, all the time.

It's horrible because it's people that are praying on the, the, the passion that we have worked so hard to build with our fans. And so they're going right to your fans, your most hardcore fans. It would do anything for you. Yeah. And saying things like what? They're saying anything from straight up, give me an iTunes gift card. Or they're saying, my mother is sick and we're starting a charity.

You've got to be kidding. Any kind of, there's a million things that they'll do any of it, but they always want money in the end. And the key is, if you're ever wondering if this is really the artist coming at you, is what? You've got to look for the blue check. Look for that blue check mark. Granger Smith is in studio with us.

Why don't you play us that song? You'll play us when the good guys win? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. This is the title track here from, by the way, the records out today. It's called When the Good Guys win. Granger Smith, one of our buzz is here. He's got a podcast.

He's got Earl Dibbles. He's got the state. What's the, I was watching the other day? I was watching the, what's the guy's name who works the stage? he's here Dwayne Dwayne

Dwayne Dwayne makes me laugh out loud Dwayne the Rody Yeah Dwayne is taking off In the Rody world Hilarious All right anyway

Granger Smith is here I'd love to hear a song Here we go Hey guys So because of licensing roles We can't play anything with music On this Iheart radio channel Or podcast anymore

But you can go to bobbybones.com To see it We hate that we had to take it down Wasn't our decision But I just wanted to keep you up And we wanted to keep up As much as possible So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now.

And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. All right, in studio with Granger Smith, you've got a record out today called When the Good Guys Win. You health? Are you back? Like, are you good? Healthy? Yeah, yeah. Like, everything?

Yeah, everything. I like to say that I'm better because of that fall. Do you watch the stage, though, differently? Yeah, for sure. For sure. For sure. No, that, breaking those really. hurt

enough to think about things before I stand on them now on the stage for sure. Do you still do the thing where you take the dip

out of somebody's mouth and put it in your mouth? No, man. Because I saw you do that once and I wanted to... Do you know he did that? I think I've heard you talk about it before, but even retelling it

is disgusting. Hold on, hold up. What exactly are you talking about? When did you see this? Is this just a rumor? No, no, I'm almost positive I saw it. He took a dip out of somebody's mouth? Yeah, and you put it in your mouth.

That's not true. That's not true. Fake news. No, no, no. Fake news. I don't know about that. Okay. It has been the other way around.

That has happened a few times the other way around. Maybe that's what it is. Because I remember seeing it, me disgusted by it. Okay, so you're not discussing so much with him, but whoever accepted his death. My drummer's here in the room. And has it happened before? It's Earl. But not very many times.

Here's the thing. Like, you're really Earl, too. You're the same person. Like the same germs? I know you change clothes. We share it. You have the same DNA. They and Earl share the same germs?

Do you not remember certain things Earl does? No, no, no, I try to put some of that stuff out of my mind. Okay. Okay. Don't, that sharing dips thing is disgusting. No. That is so nasty. I don't remember.

There's witnesses that say it's happened before, but I personally don't remember. One time, I'll tell you another thing. We didn't know. We were playing a festival together right side of Wichita. It didn't happen then. I know it didn't happen, but I'm telling you another story that I have just, because I haven't seen you in a few months. Okay. Because you live in Texas

Unless we're working or on the road together We don't see each other So we were playing And we I guess you're supposed to check with the band After you and see what covers are playing Any of you remember this? Oh yeah I do yeah

First of all your tour manager came and said Hey you guys should cover a Granger song In the middle of your set Because you're playing right after us Yeah So we did And we never heard anything from anybody We were like well

That was Anticlimatic Because we did Backroad song Yeah Right before you guys And then we played Free Fallen And then you guys played Free Fallen

and then you guys played free fall in. See? And we were like, we did the same two sets. Yeah, back to back. That was just retaliation. Kids, everybody good? Yeah, everybody's great. Thank you.

Yeah. Yeah. Good. They're listening right now in Austin, Texas. Yeah, shout out. We're headed Austin. We're playing there tomorrow night. We're playing Nuddy Brown tomorrow night.

You are. Yeah. Okay, I'm going to go. I'll be there. You won't be there. This is record release weekend. I'll be there. By the way, how about this song?

A little treat here for us. This happens like that's a pretty good song, huh? Wouldn't you say so? Thank you. I like to think so. Yeah. Look at this. You have no headphones on, so you have no idea I'm playing.

I can hear it bleeding through. Okay. All right, check out the record. Download it. Check out happens like that. Good luck this weekend. Hope you sell a million of them over next week. Thank you, man.

Me too. Let us know what you need. We'll always help you out. He's got the Granger Smith podcast. All right, we'll see you soon, buddy. Thanks for having me. All right, Granger Smith, everybody. rob in a store, and he goes in, and he's got a box cutter.

He's robbing a store, and he goes, listen, we can do this the easy way, but we can do this the hard way. And the cashier knocks him out with his fist, and the guy goes down, and he calls the cops. Okay, easy way, okay. Have you seen his mugshot with the big black eyes? Big old black guy. A 52-year-old dude named Andre Young walked into the gas station, said, all right, easy or hard.

The cashier said, okay. My way. Yeah. Hard way for you. That story is so funny to me. By the way, and I want to talk about this later, maybe to Arkansas, Keith, but at my high school, Mountain Pine, Arkansas, where in the past six years, we've won three football games. Right now, we're seven and one. Undefeated in Commerce Play.

Amazing. They should make a movie about this. Yes. Well, then the news starts to cover it, right? Right, right, right, right. Apparently, and I don't know the whole story, but we have this running back on the team. Amazing, it's amazing.

In like eight games, he scored like 16 touchdowns. Runs for hundreds of yards. Apparently he married a girl that lives in Mountain Pine, so now he gets to play for the team. Oh, because he's got a new district or whatever. Yeah, he wasn't. It's legal for him to be there. Yes.

I'm smart. So I got to find out the thing because the news is doing a story on it. That's the Mountain Pine way of doing it? Because back in my day, people just bought a mailbox somewhere. Yes. And then they would get to play there. And so in Mountain Pine, they just marry someone. The student in question played in the second game of the season,

and the Red Devils haven't lost since. He gained eligibility thanks to a little known and seldom used exception. He got married to a student in the district and moved in with her parents. So we visited the home where the player now lives. His father-in-law decided against doing an on-camera interview with us, but he assures us that the primary reason for this union does not involve sports or eligibility. Hey. Wow.

As long as we get in the big W? That doesn't matter. I got to talk to Arkansas Keith later. Yes, please. This is amazing. What if, one, they love each other and just got married. They're both 17. And they're living with their parents.

What if one of them got, or I guess she would be them? What if she's pregnant? Like, I don't know. I'm just speculating. It's true. What if he just wants to play football, Mountain Pines? He listens to this show. It wants to make me proud.

Take him one for the team. Day, I love that. So the father-in-law is not associated. He's not a coach or anything. That too is the thing. Where you hire? Oh, we did this back in the second. What?

Back when I applied high school, we hired someone to work in the school because both of his kids were great ball players. Smart. And so since he was working at the school as like one of the maintenance guys, since you work at the school, your kids didn't go to school there. We dominated. But again, you're talking about a team that quit last year. We didn't have enough players.

We won three games in six years. and we were rocking it right now. I know, when you posted that headline, I thought it was like fake news. Like, it was just some, you know. Amazing news. I know, but I thought it was like a joke site or something that is real. That was amazing news. Real news.

Robit Bonset. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. So we now know why Jason Aldine and his wife, Brittany, have named their expecting son, Memphis. I would imagine they can see. received in Memphis? Oh.

No. I know. I thought that too. No, he is a huge Elvis fan. Like, ever since he was a kid, he's loved watching documentaries and all kinds of stuff. Plus, he wanted the name to be different. He knows that there's other kids named Memphis or people, but he just didn't want it to be something like Jason.

Well, I've been considering him. I get Tuscalo when I have one. That would be different? Just to be different. And I enjoy it down there. Yeah, what else? A documentary about Nashville's famed Bluebird Cafe is in the works. The film's going to include reflections from Garth Brooks, Vince Gill, Kelsey Ballerini, Brothers Osborne.

Only problem is producers still need cash to make it happen. How much you need? Hold on. How much they need? I'll tell you what you can get. They've launched a crowdfunding campaign through Indiegogo. And a $20,000 contribution gets you your own private show at the Bluebird and your name engraved on one of the venues chairs. That's helping out. You win? Wow. I'll do 20.

and if a thousand other people will donate that 20 in my name gotta be cool I'm Amy, that's your 30 seconds getting me Bobby Bones everybody Transmitting Across America This is a Bobby Bonds

Coming over to you for the corny The Morning Corny What do you call a dog that goes out For a football pass What do you call a dog that goes out For a football pass A wide retriever That was the morning corny.

There's a good one. Thank you. Yeah. So, Amy's crazy. So what she wants to do now is she doesn't want to use her house lights anymore at night. Oh, goodness. It's only at night. Why?

Because. That's when you need the lights. No? Yes. She wants to use all candles. No, no, no. Like Little House on the Prairie? No.

Because she's like, you know what? It'll calm us. Yes. And help us get ready for bed. and transition into sleep mode, and therefore we will get better rest. Because sleep is important, y'all. People, you know, we've been on this train of like working out, eating good,

then maybe getting sleep. Well, I think sleep, eating right, and working out in that order. And we're just not getting the rest we need because we can't wind down. And I was listening to this health and wellness podcast, and it's the new thing. People shut off technology. They shut off lights. They light candles.

Then they close their eyes and go to sleep. Yeah. And I'll do it at 7 p.m. You're going to go to bed at 7. No, and it's dark. And then they eat dinner or candlelight. Okay, stop. Oh, my goodness.

What's wrong with that? My kids, they don't have electricity at night. They're going to be used to it. But they're not allowed to have it. Well, yeah. They don't have electricity at the orphanage. Yeah. At night in their room, I'm just saying it'll help them fill a little more at home.

Okay. You will for sure burn. For sure, going to burn it. Yes. What if I come in just so much more rested and alive? because I y'all are knocking it but this is going to be the way of the future

and is your husband cool with this? He doesn't know yet Oh, pardon Let us know how that goes, okay? I will. Megan in New Hampshire, good morning. Good morning, how are you? We're good, what's going on?

Good, so I just was listening to you guys talk about the candles and everything with Amy and I think it's a great idea and I tried it, but my issue is it only lasted for us about a week. Why? It just, it got to be

too much and I got too worried. The candles, like I was scared I wanted to blow them out at night and wake up. My house would be on fire for one. For two, we would also buy the oil for the lamps and that would die down. The wicks just burn out so quick. It was insane. But while we did do it, I have three girls and they loved it to where they would help me prepare the table for dinner.

They would help clean the dishes after and it actually brought the family more together. Well, listen, I just know Amy. She never commits to anything. I mean, listen, do you like butter? Yeah. You should get a churn and start churning your butter. Let's just be consistent. Maybe I'll get a cow.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah, I'll do it all. And I commit to some stuff. The Bobby Bone Show. Fisher Price has these soothing motion baby seats. Put the baby in it. It's a little warm. They soothe them.

Sounds nice. Yeah. Except now, well, fires have been. reported from these seats. Oh, no. And they've now recalled them. These soothing motion

baby seats are overheating. Oh, no. That's not good. That's scary. They've ever seen dozens of complaints. Heads up. See, the scary thing is you leave those babies in the seats when you go do other things.

And can you imagine if one was like burning with your baby in it? And you wouldn't know, except for they're crying because they can't talk. Oh, my goodness. There were these two kids, these teenagers, and they stole a car. They just jumped in the front seat.

except when they stole it, they realized there was a baby in the back seat. Two teenage boys had jumped into the front seats, taking off up Fourth Street. Police say when the two realized there was a child in the back, they ditched the car immediately and took off on foot. It sounds like a couple of kids made a spontaneous stupid decision that's unfortunate for them going to have a pretty serious consequences when we find them. The car was left just a few hundred feet from where it was stolen. Rosela says she and her cousin took off after them, her cousin in a car, and her on foot. I just thank God that when I did yell my babies, maybe they did think and realize, okay, this wasn't right.

You know, they were like, whoa, we got to go. Oh, no. Yeah. So they get charged with kidnapping? Probably. Oh, my goodness. Oh, probably. There was a boa constrictor found in an Asheville hotel bed.

A five-foot boa constrictor. Lutzbox took his headphones off. He's shaking. He gets weird about snakes. Yeah, that's bad. It was in the hotel. And so they went into the hotel room, and they pulled the sheets back, and there's a five-foot snake. And they're like, oh my goodness.

So they have to call and Animal Control came out. I assume they got their room comped. If they didn't, they should. Yeah. But isn't that crazy? That's terrible. You walk in and it's like, there it is. Where in the world does that come from?

Someone must have left it behind. They forgot it. Well, yeah. I would think so, too. It's a boa. I don't think it just goes in to take a nap because of rooms unlocked. Kenny Chesney coming up in about five minutes or so, day two of Kenny. See Bobby in your town this weekend.

Tonight, Eddie and I are band The Raging Idiots in El Paso. Can't wait to see you guys in El Paso. And tomorrow night in Austin, just go to Ragingididits.com. Would love to see you guys. It's going to be a lot of fun, and we're ready to play. And it's a rock and roll show, man. El Paso tonight, Ragingidiotes.com. All right, Kenny Chesney's back here today.

Today's a big day, by the way. The album is up right now. can download, stream the record right now, live in No Shoes Nation. Kenny, good to see you again. Thanks for having me back. Do you ever wake up this early when you do Kenny life? Yes, I wake up early all the time. How early?

Unless, I'm on the road, obviously. But when I'm off the road, I get up pretty early because I'm training. And so I get up around 5, 5.30. Yeah, you get up really early. Yeah, 3 in the morning. Thanks. No training for this. Not to train.

It just sucks. Kenny Chesney's here. The record is up right now. And yesterday we played a couple of songs. Here's another one. And it's, all of these songs are live songs, but not all of them have people in. But I've pulled some of the ones with people in because I think these are so cool. This is you and Taylor doing Big Star.

Great. When did you and Taylor do that song? On my birthday, the opening night of the Big Revival Tour, 2015. And that's another moment where I didn't know she was coming until that afternoon. and she says, I want to get up and sing big star. I went, okay, great. And she, you know, that's her story in a lot of ways, that whole song. You almost got me in trouble.

I did? Yeah. And I'm, see, for someone who has a big mouth, I don't have a big mouth. Like, I can hold secrets in. And we'll go, and you and I've done some things together off. We have conversations that never make the air. Yeah. And we were talking once.

And you were talking, and the story's out now, so I can now say it. Because you didn't put it out, pink, ended up saying it. But we were talking about, just, you, song that you did with Pink. Yeah. And you were like, it was almost never a single because Pink was going to go out on tour, but then she got pregnant. And here I am.

We're just talking normally. We're sitting up on the stage, but our microphones are down. I'm like, oh, this must be a thing that everybody knows. But I'm not sure, so I don't say anything about it. And then like a month later, it's like breaking news. Pink was pregnant. And I was like, oh, I knew this for a month. Yeah.

Like, look, you got to be, you have to say, hey, don't say anything. Then tell me secrets. Well, that's why neither one of us were in the video because. She was pregnant. She was pregnant. And it wouldn't have been a single if she wasn't pregnant because she would have had her own song. Well, she wouldn't even have been on the song if she hadn't been pregnant because she would have, she would have been doing her own thing. You know, but because she knew she wasn't going to tour and she wasn't going to work that much, she sang it.

Something else you told me was that song, you said it made you relevant to 10 more years of people younger. Oh, well, Corey, just to a different, just to a different audience, you know, and she's so great, man. And she, that song wouldn't have been the same without her. Now, I could have sang that song and put that song out with just me singing it. But I'm smart enough to know that when she, you know, she's one of the best vocalists on the planet. So when you get somebody like that singing on your record, she just took it to a different place. And Bobby, when we do that song live, it's a really fun moment, you know, and people really cared about that song. And maybe one day we'll get pink out there to sing it with me.

I bet you it probably happens today that 18 stadiums across the country Yeah And our buddy Thomas is going out with the TR Thomas Rett It's going out with us Yeah that's a good Old Dominion's going with us

Who else is That's a good good Bradenola is going It's going to be a fun summer It really is It's really I've really enjoyed working with Old Dominion A lot

They've been out with us For a couple years now And Thomas did The last two shows This year in Foxborough With us And he's going to do all of next year, all the stadium shows, and he's really, really good, and I'm really proud of him,

and it's going to be, I don't know, I've been out the road for a little while, and so it's, I feel a little antsy to get back out there and, you know, feel that energy again. And when you get to do it with people that you know are really good, then it helps. Tickets will be on sale today. They're going on sale today. Let me do this with you real quick. You have 30 number ones, but these are songs that weren't number one, and it blows on mine. This was not a number one song. No way. It was number two for eight weeks.

What? Maybe you'd have to go back and look and see. But I might have the longest running number two record in the history of the format. Because it was behind Jimmy Buffett and Alan Jackson's 5 o'clock somewhere. But didn't you not want to do that song too? For what? It's 5 o'clock somewhere. Wasn't I offered to you first?

It wasn't offered to me first. Oh, I would have definitely recorded that. But no. Urban legend has it that it was offered to you. Now, Bobby. Do you think in your heart of hearts, if they would have played me 5 o'clock somewhere that I would have turned that down? See, we didn't think so. In our heart of hearts, we did not think so.

But Urban Legend said. How about this one? This was not a number one. It wasn't even a top ten. That wasn't even a top ten. But we sold more concert t-shirts that says she thinks my tractor sexy. on it, then you can, we couldn't even print them fast enough. Unbelievable.

This is my jam here. Again, he's got 30 number one, but these were not number one. You and tequila make me crazy. Well, that's, this should come back and give it another run for number one. You know, Grace is great. That's one of my favorite songs I've ever that was number two.

We didn't ring the bell on that song, but it's interesting, you know, like you get so caught up and all these songs, you know, but you're going to, you got a lot of songs on your list right there that might have been number one for me that you might not play this morning you know that we that that that I don't know this you and tequila no shoes no shirt no problems there were a lot I mean I've had a lot of number two records in my life thank God these are songs that are still holding on like yeah what's crazy and that's why I even

bring it up like these are still big songs right now when people hear them they're like that's my jam do you remember when your song was at number two for eight weeks do you remember like what kind of songs were thrown in at number one at that time? Well, it was only one song. I was behind Buffett and Alan Jackson for literally eight weeks. It was them and me.

And can you imagine being at three and four? But you know what? We do no shoes, no shirt, no problems in the show, and people have no idea that that was not a number one record. Nobody cares. Nobody really cares.

Even things about tractor sex. I bet the crowd goes, Not as soon as I hear the opening of that. Yeah. You know, I forgot, I forgot what city it was. It was, it was 10 years after the fact, and they didn't play the song. She thinks my tractor's sexy. They never played it.

And then 10 years later, we go and we're doing a stadium show somewhere, and the guy that didn't play it, saw us do it live, and went back and added it to the station. And the joke was, 10 years later, we finally closed out. the panel on she thinks my track. She got it finally. The record's out today. Tickets up today.

Kenny, it's always good to see you. Man, thanks for having me and everybody out there listening. Thanks for loving the music. And I'm really excited to see your faces next year and really excited for you to hear this live record. Do you think you make more on flags than I make a salary? On flags? Yeah, could I see your flags everywhere.

I doubt that I doubt that I make more on flags than you make his salary. I don't know. Who is it? Toby Keith. He says he makes more in one night's selling merch. One night and the president does all year. Yeah. One night.

He said that? Yeah. He was like, I make more merch than the president does all year. In one night. So, I mean, you think you add up all the nights. That's a lot of flags. That's a lot of flags. So, I mean, you probably do.

I'm not sure, but, I mean, we sell a lot of flags. Yeah. You should check with accounting. I don't know what the president makes. I don't know what Bobby. Megs, but we sell a lot of flags. All right. Kenny, good to see you.

Thanks for having me, Paul. Always fun to see it. Kenny Chesney, all right. The Bobby Bone Show. By the way, if you want to hop in and do an Ask the Show, you can ask us whatever you want, personal life, professional life. Ask the show. Ask the show.

87777 Bobby. Last night, I hosted the musicians on call 10th anniversary party. And so Lady Annabellum headlined it And a lot of great music I hosted And Peter Frampton was there Now Peter Frampton, before we were alive But I'm a huge classic rock fan So Frampton comes alive

To me, one of the albums I would just listen as a teenager On Cool 95, Good Times and Great Oldies, right? So, you know Yeah, legendary So I see him last night And he works out of my gym Not the boxing gym, but where I left weights.

Really? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So, I'm a little starstruck because it's Peter Frampton. And I go out to him and I say, Mr. Frampton, last week I watched you on the elliptical for like 30 minutes. I didn't say anything. Oh, boy. You said that?

I know. I'm so stupid. I sound like such a creep. I was like, I just want to say hi. That's all I said. I said, Mr. Frampton, I watched you on the elliptical for 30 minutes and I didn't say anything. I just want to say hi now. I watched you.

Yeah, it sounds like, yeah, you legit watched him with the elliptical for 30 minutes. The thing is I did. Okay. But I probably just shouldn't have said that, you know? And he was a little bit weirded out by me, which he should have. Right, right. So not only that. And Mike D can have my back on this one.

And Mike D is our phone screener. But we're at this event. We're dressed up. We have ties on, right? Jackets and ties. Okay. And there's this big dessert tray. Imagine this big...

Take your arms, like you're going to hug the absolute biggest oak tree you can hug. Got it. like that. It's a silver dessert tray and it's full of desserts. Wow. And I take one of the little desserts off the tray. Mike D, what happens? It just crashes down. The whole tray in the middle of the whole thing goes, boom! The whole tray falls over. All the desserts. Yes. They go, they just fall on each other or the floor. All the table, everywhere. And so, you know what we did? You ate them? Nope. They walked away. Because. Yeah, for sure. First of all, and you know who saw me do it? Peter Frampson. He was standing like three feet.

for me. This guy thinks I'm the biggest dweeb in the wall. Knocked a whole tray over. They were balanced bad. I promise. Dude. Oh my. Wouldn't you agree they were balanced bad?

I mean, you just picked one up and it all came down. And it went crashing. It was like at the supermarket when someone pulled out one of the cans. Yeah, an apple. That's what happened, but it was fancy desserts. But the event, other than that, it was awesome? Other than me being the biggest dope in the whole world, it was awesome.

I would encourage you if you're looking for a cause to check out musicians on call. Really a fantastic cause. So did you get a picture with this cat? I did. It's on my Instagram. I'm just making sure that you went ahead and got a picture and, you know. I got it before I told him accidentally that I watched him. Right, right.

And we're just talking and someone got a like a... Candid? Yeah. Yeah. Or a planted? It wasn't planted. Oh. Mr. Frampton doesn't do planned.

Yeah, yeah. Especially when you tell him you've been watching him for 30 minutes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's a Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram. They want to build bathroom Alexis, which means basically waterproof Alexis, so they can put them in your shower. A couple reasons.

One, if you need something while you're in the bathroom, you can say, hey, get me soap, hey, get me. Because you may not remember it in the kitchen. Exactly. I see that. Two, people want music in the bathroom. And you can put it in the shower and you can listen to music

or you can listen to IHartRadio and just say, hey, play this while you're in the shower. Mm-hmm. So bathroom Alexa is going to happen. We don't have bathroom Alexa, but my husband's best friend did get him a shower radio. Oh, it's called... No, it's something, it sinks up to his iPhone, and it's a suction cup, and it's on the wall.

And my husband, he tries to be funny, and he'll, like, turn the shower water on, and then he's like, hey, he turns on some... I don't... Whatever you guys do in the shower? I'm so... I'm so... I'm getting awkward. There are kids listening. Oh.

Amazon will let people deliver inside your house. Now, have you guys seen this? Yeah, it's crazy. There's a safe way, they say, to allow delivery drivers inside your home. It's called Amazon Key. Launches November 8th for Prime Members. You buy a little kit that has an Amazon security camera and then a lock. And so when they bring it to your house, they can go right in your door and drop it off.

Yeah, okay. Oh, you don't like it? No, you can leave it on my porch. That's why they're changing it because too many people are stealing things from porches. I'll take the chance of someone stealing it because I don't want some guy. coming in my house and casing my house seeing what I got and coming back later and saying, okay, I'll take this, this, and that. Here's the solution I came up with after I saw this, because I'm definitely not letting a stranger

in my house. Why not get an Amazon lockbox that you keep on your front porch or to the side of your house, and they have a key to that, and they can put your packages inside that and lock it? Because you're not coming to inside my house. Well, what if your package is big? Okay, well, you can look that out later. I'm telling you, order a lot of rocking chairs. And I demand they already be put together fully.

If that's a thing, I'm in it. Oh, should I invent that? Should I have just said that? That's a pretty good... I mean, that is a pretty good idea. Oh, shoot. What is it again? My idea?

I don't have... It doesn't have a name yet. I just made up... Made it up. But don't worry, I'm patenting it. No, you're not. You guys say that stuff all the time and you never do anything. Hey, Amy, you want to patent it?

I got some people that can help you. I'm joking. Oh. I know how to do it. This guy, so he's selling his ranch because aliens attacked his wife. Oh, no. Yeah. He has to sell it because intergalactic at travelers.

for a second time because he had to fight him off back in the spring. John Edmonds and his wife purchased the property in 1995, with hopes of it being a peaceful place to operate their hopeful hooves horse rescue and live in the country. John first started seeing mysterious lights in the sky, followed by orange orbs. That's when the uninvited guests arrived. Literally gray aliens that attacked animals. They were in the house.

John recalls one unforgettable experience involving gray and, Aliens attacking his wife. Actually levitated her out of the bed in the master chamber out into the parking lot and try to draw her up into a craft. Come on. I mean, the only reason I kind of believe it is because that music playing behind it. That's the only reason. Otherwise, not a chance. That's scary, man.

You can buy his ranch for like $5 million. Okay, that's his thing. Aliens aren't going to go to the same place. No. He's trying to get the value of his ranch up and get in the news. Oh, he got us. That's so smart. Yeah, it's like Star Duss Ranch, $5 million.

By the way, Jake Owen texted me, and he was like, dude, that's a funny bit you guys did of trying to buy my house. Thanks for putting it out there, man. That's like free-movolution. There you go. What's what I'm talking about? What if someone ends up buying it because they heard it here? The old stepdad, Arkansas Keith, is on the phone right now. Good morning.

Good morning. Hey, I got to ask you this question. And because the news has been covering it now and just to set it up, my high school, I think I graduated with 40 kids. and I had a large graduating class for Mountain Pine, one of the largest in a while at 40 kids. And so Mountain Pine High School, Mountain Pine in the town, my population's like 700. We don't have a traffic light.

Our football teams won three games in six years. Prior, last year, they'd have to quit the season because they'd have enough players. This year, we are dominating. Lost the first game, but I've won seven in a row, undefeated in conference. And like Arkansas Keyes says, the town is a buzz, right?

Absolutely. Okay, so there's this kid and he married the star running back, married a girl that goes to Mountain Pine, so now he gets to play for Mountain Pine. Do you know this story? I've seen it all over Facebook and it's all over the place,

but, you know, I'm just trusting coach counts. He's a good man and he's a winner. Are you telling me that you have trust and our head football coach that he wouldn't allow anything shady to happen? That's what I'm saying I think this has already been through this in the first game of the year because he had to sit out

He did have to sit out the first game which is why we lost Yeah and the AAA Well I don't know about that but the AAA has investigated it already As far as I'm concerned What are you going to say Amy? That's the only game you all of loss Than when he didn't play Oh my

Yeah Wow he's good huh Is he that good? He's pretty good but you know The team's good without him too So okay all right Okay. And you think our current coach is a good enough dude where if it wasn't something for real,

he wouldn't allow it to happen. I think this has already been investigated during the first game because, like I say, he set out the first game. And, you know, Gisville is a school. They're an upper grade from us. They're a double-a school. They're bigger school. They're not in our conference anymore, so you should expect to be beat by them.

I don't expect to be by anybody, but yes. Okay. See, there we have it. I like it. What are you doing this morning, by the way? I'm out doing a little hunting Is it still musloading? It's still musloating?

All right Well Yeah It's kind of crappy weather for it But you know What else am I going to do, right? It's sitting around the house Hey I'm going to Mount Outta

Night though I'm going to Mount Outta To watch the Red Devils play? I'm making the journey, yes sir All right well Send my good looks How far is that journey? Oh it's 40 minutes, right?

30 minutes? Yeah, 32 miles Yeah I love that Friday night lights Yeah, it's over in Montgomery County. Okay. It's funny that he does an extra accent

when he's like, he has a super thick. You already have an accent. So yeah, Keith, did they have extra, you know, accent there? I know. In Mount I didn't. We're sticking fights with Mount Ida.

Yeah, it could be a rough night, you know. If we were to actually win that game, it would probably be terrible for Mount Ada. You'd want to take your muzzle. Muzzle loader, it's a gun. No, don't take it to the game. Stop it. No.

Take your muzzle, huh? Yeah. Amy doesn't know what she's, talking about. Take your muzzle. Are you up in a tree stand right now? I am. Right now, you're up in a tree stand. I am, yes.

All right. Okay, we don't want to scare away the animals. Well, I don't think there's much cancer today. It's kind of windy today, but, you know, I'm getting out killing them. I'm hunting deer today. Oh, deer. Okay. Any other questions for them? What are you eating?

Well, I'm having a bone and cheese sandwich for breakfast this morning, homemade. Love it. He doesn't go the store and get a bologna cheese sandwich. No, homemade. How made? Why haven't any other way? All right. I'll talk to you.

Hey, text me. Let me know how the game goes tonight. Yeah, I'll be there, man. I'll shoot you text. All right. See you later. Bye-bye. There is.

Arkansas Keith, the old stepdad. Listen, he trusts the head. By the way, the story has made national news of my high school. We have a tiny school. The student in question played in the second game of the season, and the Red Devils haven't lost since. He gained eligibility, thanks to a lot. little known and seldom used exception.

He got married to a student in the district and moved in with her parents. So we visited the home where the player now lives. His father-in-law decided against doing an on-camera interview with us, but he assures us that the primary reason for this union does not involve sports or eligibility. There it is. It involves love, love. Yeah. Love is the answer. Yeah.

If you're new to the show, let me kind of go around the room and describe it. I'm Bobby. I'm in my 30s. I've never married, no kids, nerdy, neurotic. Anything else want to add? He likes sad music. He's a loner. Thank you.

Hermit. I mean, he's also got, I mean, he's, like, got a big heart and works hard. Oh, yeah, yeah. Of course. Everyone knows that, though. Beyond. Thank you.

There's Amy, by the way, who's super kind. Amy's in the midst of adopting two children and getting them to the United States. She's been married to an Air Force pilot for 11 years. This, like my right hand man. He said you're not a man or in my right hand. It's true.

It's a saying. Okay, okay. Yeah, yeah. There's lunchbox who has been with me the long. It's how long we've been together? 14 years. He gets in trouble a lot, says things that we don't always agree with. But he does say them.

People get mad at him. Anything else you want to say about me? You don't shower a lot. Okay, I was hoping for something nicer, but okay. You are a good dude. You're obnoxious, but you're a good dude. Yeah. He's really messy.

Yeah. He does have a heart. He just doesn't like to show it. That's it. He's prom king. Yeah. Prom king and I'm loud. And there's producer Eddie who has two kids.

Mm-hmm. And Eddie does our video stuff for the show and edits. And Eddie and I travel all over together. But here's the thing about Eddie. Eddie has two kids a nine-year-old and a four-year-old. And they're watching this cartoon. What's it called? Oh, man, you know, I don't even know what cartoon it was.

but it was weird and they said something on there that I was like, what? Now, Eddie has been known to be a helicopter parent. Very much so. Okay, so everybody agrees. Very much so.

Yeah, like not laid back at all, like not no chill, no chill. So producer Eddie is watching this cartoon and they go, come on, let's kick some astronauts. Yeah, no, asteroids. Asteroids. Yeah, yeah. But they were like emphasis

on the first part of that word. And I was like, what? Like, why would they do that? And it made me so upset because I know it's just these screenwriters trying to be funny. Like, let's kick some asteroids. Yeah.

Come on, team. Let's go kick some asteroids. Well, are they in space? Yeah, yeah. What's the problem? Hold on. Guys. Oh, my goodness.

Let's debate. Is that too much for a four-year-old to see? A cartoon going, let's kick some asteroids. Amy. No. Lunchbox. No, it's a word in outer space. It's not a...

Eddie, I'm with you. It's too much. Really? You think that's what they're really trying to do? I mean, it's like going, hey, what the fun. Everybody, come on. Exactly. It's too much.

And what happens are these kids go to school the next day and they're just like, hey, let's go kick some asteroids. And the teacher's like, what? Yeah. And they're going to say, I said asteroids. And they're like, great vocabulary. No, they're not. Okay, whatever. I'm with you for the first time.

Bobby, I'm shocked. That's too much. I'm so glad you're on the helicopter parent side. I'm not. And Bobby, you're a writer. That's something you would write into a kid's show. But he knows that you wouldn't have to like be so, make yourself laugh for these kids. Like, you don't have to do humor like that for them to laugh.

Yeah. It's like, hey, guys, did you just take a ship? We're going to take to the ocean? You can't do that in a cartoon for kids. That doesn't even make sense. Yeah, that doesn't. Neither does. Let's kick some asteroids.

Yeah, it does. No, it does it. Okay, what do you want them to say? You know all those writers in the room. That's funny, Greg. Get out of here. They released the JFK files, at least a part of them. Yeah, only some.

They held some in the back. Oh, no, they still held some. There's something shady going on. Totally shady. Of course there is. Because some of the papers they put out, like Lee Harvey Oswald is, the killer of John F. Kennedy. Yes.

Many conspiracy theories about that. Yes. So one of the things that is out in it is that they caught him talking and broken English to a KGB agent before it happened. Boom. But they won't release some, they're going to wait 180 days to release the rest of the documents. Why do they keep holding these things? Because they need to review them.

They've had 25 years to review them. Hey, I'm just telling you what they say. That's some stupid asteroids that I'm saying here. See? Yeah. That doesn't even fit. Neither did that. God.

They're in spit. The cartoon is in. Leave it alone. Look, I'm not a fan of the word either, but I think it works. But lucky for me, little junior, junior didn't even catch it. Yeah, and I'm trying to be a cool mom, you know. Oh, and you're going to love. Oh, boy.

Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. All right, whatever you want to know. Ask the show. Ask the show. Miranda Jackson, Mississippi. Hello. Hey.

Good morning. What's going on? I have a question for lunchbox. Yes. Does your wife call you by lunchbox or does she call you by your real name? Like if she goes in the kitchen, she's like, hey, so-and-so, come here. She's like, hey, lunchbox, come here.

She calls me, babe. Oh. Yeah, she likes to call me, like, little pet names and daddy and things like that. She doesn't call you. No. She does, when talking to us, refer to him by his real name. Which is weird. Which is weird.

Yeah. But that's actually a good question. Hey, Miranda, thank you. I appreciate you. Yeah, thank you. Thank. And that's how we do. Ask the show.

Ask the show. Catherine and Tallahassee, ask the show. Hey, Bobby. First of all, I just want to say thank you. You guys make our mornings great. Thank you. And my question is, I want an update on Amy's baby. All right, let's name of your kids.

Update is the same. She might not have heard the last couple days. Okay, updates the same. November 7th is a big paperwork day. And after that, oh, maybe I do have a little bit of an update. After that, then we're looking at another disqualification. December 7th deadline. And then, like, who knows, I do have on multiple people that are involved in this process

or thinking before Christmas. One person even sent me an elf Will Ferrell emoji dancing around because they were so excited about that possibility. You feel like your kids will be here before Christmas. Yes. There you go. Catherine. That is awesome.

Appreciate you. Congratulations. Thank you, Catherine. Man, how about that? And that's how we do. Ask the show. Ask the show. Alex in Alabama. Yeah, I'm here. What up, buddy?

I was just wanted to call and ask how your second book's going. Have you read the first one? No, I have not. Oh. No, that's not very good. Listen, it's going terribly, right? I haven't said the name of it. It's not a memoir. People don't know. How are you going to write another book? I shouldn't written the first book.

I was surprised anybody it was successful. Yeah, okay, but you did. And it's called bare bones, and it's a real treat by it. It's a real, oh, it's a real gem. The real piece of literary master piece is of art. Pretty good. He talks just like that. That's how I write the book.

Yeah. So, but I'm writing the second one, but it's more of a motivational book and I've incorporated some things, and it's going to be different, but it's going okay, except I feel terrible about it, but I remember feeling terrible about the last book, too, and it ended up being... Good. So I hate it, Alex. I hate it, but it'll be out next summer.

Thank you for asking. Welcome. All right, buddy. Hey, like I say, Alex, I appreciate you. Yeah, I say one more thing. What up? I just wanted to, like, thank... From listening to the Bobbycast and writing, like, you've inspired me to write.

Are you a writer? I've been trying to write short stories. Dude, keep on. And I'm going to tell you, because I'm not a good writer. And you're talking about somebody who can't write who's a... a New York Times bestselling author and I can't write. Anybody can do it. If I can do it, I'm telling you anybody can do it.

Just don't stop. Keep on. Keep on. That's the key to success. When you fail, keep doing it. And the only time you ever fail is when you quit. Well, thanks, man. All right, buddy. I don't feel like he was that motivated by that, but that was just me trying to talk from the heart there.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. So you know in the movie Up where the All-Man ties a bunch of balloons to his house and flies in the sky. Well, a guy recreated that. He put a lawn chair attached to 100 helium balloons, just like in the movie, and he was able to go 8,000 feet in the air for 16 miles.

How many helium balloons? 100. They had to be hardcore helium, because there's no way 100 normal helium balloons pick you up. Yeah, I don't know if it was just like the regular ones from the grocery store or what, but he did it. Yeah, my fear would be that would happen to me as a joke, and then I would be like, oh, I can't get down.

And then you have to ride it out. But, yeah, it doesn't see it. safe. I've never seen up. Everybody says it's fantastic, though. Really sad. You would love it. Like, really sad. You know what? And I'm really sad in my life right now. There you are. It's a really perfect. Oh, yeah. It makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Maybe, I'm... Couldn't hurt. You know what I'm saying?

Yeah. Thank you. Okay, so coming November 1st, between 2 p.m. and 6 p.m., Taco Bell is giving away free tacos. Doritos Los Tacos, and that's all because that guy stole base at the game the other night. You're talking about a Doritos Logos Taco? Doritos Locos Taco, what I say? Doritos Loz. No, you said Doritos Los. Sorry, Doritos Locos.

So during the Astros game, Mani Paco, no. Oh, boy. The World Series, first of all. First of all, it's the World Series. Second of all, Mandy Pacquiao's a boxer from the Philippines. Go ahead. Continue. Mayvan.

Cameron Mayvan. Okay. Okay, so he's, I don't know why I said Pacquiel. He stole bass. He stole base in Taco Bell. He stole base. Okay. Amy just do it. Move on. Move on. Next story.

All right. Taco Bell has a promotion. Steal a base, steal a taco. So that's November 1st, 2 p.m. if you want a free taco, you can do that. Just everybody knows. Because someone stole base, Mani Pakiow stole it, a Doritos Lowe's Taco. There could not be any more fake news in that entire thing you just heard. No, you really can't get free tacos. Okay, there you go. So there you go. So there's now a wristband that'll tell you if you've officially had too much to drink.

And you wear a bracelet. It sinks up with your iPhone. and then the app will send you like alerts like, whoa, whoa, whoa, getting a little too tipsy. It just measures your blood alcohol content. It's called the CMA Music Festress Band. Everyone must wear. Put it on. It's the rule. You just got to be drunk.

If you want to check it out, it's called Backtrack Skin on the app store. And lastly, obviously candy canes, they're pretty popular around Christmas time, but they're about to get even better because Oreos is making a cookies and cream-flavored candy cane. We're getting over-satur with flavors. These things aren't cool anymore because everybody's got a flavor. Guess what? Tomorrow is what? Well, it's cat food mustard and it's a new Pringle. It's like, you know, we got enough flavors.

Hmm, cat food mustard? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that sounds cute. Yeah, it'll be cute. People will buy it. It's a candy cane that tastes like Oreo. Oh, Amy, that's your pile. Okay.

Yeah, you remember those three dust. Sorry about that. From Manny Paciow. Who stole base. Who stole bass. Whatever. That was Amy's pie. of stories.

Bobby Fones. The Bobby Bones Show. What's everybody's weekend plans? Amy, you? Going to Austin. When are you going? Today? Yeah.

Yeah, I'll be there all weekend. Be there until, what, Monday, Tuesday with you. Can I hang out with your dad? Yeah, we'll see my dad. Tonight at a dinner thing that we're all going to. Then tomorrow night he's coming to your concert. Lots of stuff, yeah. Has your dad ever been to a raging idiot show?

He is not. Can he handle it? I know he's getting a little update. Yeah, yeah. He's about a spring chicken. He's bringing his girlfriend. Dang. Yeah, I know. We'll do a love song. Date night out. Okay.

In hopes of what? No love? Yeah, I don't know. Okay. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Amy told me that she went to this, she was at this charity event. Oh, but it's okay. Was it some rich person's house? I don't know who's house it was. They had black toilet paper. What does that mean? I don't know. That seems like not, like, it doesn't work.

I don't know. Like you can't tell? Exactly. But I'm saying that's such a, I've never heard of it. I've never even. I've never been in the store where you should have them. I've never seen it. I mean, honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if this place had gold toilet paper, like real gold, but it was black. And you can buy it on Amazon, I already looked. Did you steal any?

No, I didn't steal any. It's just toilet paper. Not as it's still a whole roll, but like take a little and bring that. Oh, for sure. Pass us all out of square. Yeah. Okay, yeah. Stranger Things 2 is up.

Anybody watching that this weekend? I'm downloading it. No. You're downloading it? Yeah, because we're traveling, so I can watch them. Download that. Yeah, you can. To stream it.

No, Netflix. You download it to your phone. Oh, you're watching on your phone? Totally. You can't do it on your phone. Yes, you can. I know, yeah, you can on your phone. You told me I couldn't.

You're right. You're right. You're right. By the way, Eddie went to the doctor because Eddie was sick last week. Oh, boy. And Eddie was in the emergency room or just the doctor's? No, it was just a walk-in clinic. He was over two hours.

Two freaking hours. Waiting to be seen. And this was like a point in my illness when I was like, it felt like it was 20 degrees. I had a big, big jacket on. a ski hat. It was miserable. I wouldn't want any of you guys to go through that ever, ever. So you got it after two hours. And I made Eddie go though, by the way. Yes, you did. But I'm glad you did. I was like, dude, you can't, because we're going to El Paso tonight, Austin tomorrow. I was like, you have to get better. You can't go if you're, you can't even come in this room if you have the flu.

Right. And that's hard. Like, I love being with you guys and being away for like three days or whatever. That's brutal. So you didn't have the flu. I did not. I was negative for the flu and I brought to the piece of paper, the doctor's on and everything, so you don't ask any questions. But I'm good to go, man, GTG. I got a flu shot because I went, and I went too late, because they close at 8, but they stopped taking people at 7.30. But I get there like 740. And so I'm like, and she opens up the door, and it was like a Walgreens. Corner happy and healthy? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go, and I'm like, hey, can I get in? Because one of my friends has the flu. I need to get that swab. They stick in your nose. I need to get tested.

and she's like, ooh, already closed. And I'm embarrassed telling you guys this. I hate this. I don't say that. You did not. You did. Guys, the only time I would ever do this if it's illness and I was protecting you guys. And I said, I didn't say, I didn't go on Bobby Bones.

Because nobody will care. He said, at lunchbox. No, I said, hey, listen, because this was on Friday. No, I don't know what today is. This is on Monday? Yeah. Tuesday. Whatever day was.

It was on Wednesday, I think. I said, hey, I've got to speak to Congress tomorrow. Oh, my goodness. Yes. Which is true. It was absolutely. true. I know. It was absolutely true. I said, I had to speak to Congress tomorrow and I can't have the flu. And she was like, are you telling me the truth? And I was like, but if I wasn't, wouldn't that

be the greatest excuse ever? And she was like, either way, come on in. Wow, it worked. And she hooked it up. That's amazing. So I got the no swab, didn't have the flu, got the flu shot. I hope you guys are getting the flu shot. Yeah, of course. After that, a 100%. No, no, no, I have to wait till. Now. End of the day. No, I don't know. End of business. Do it. Maybe. Maybe. Stop. All right. El Paso, we're there tonight.

We'd love to see you. Raging Idiots.com. Austin, we'd love to see you. Thanks to Kenny Chesney for stopping by again today. That's two days with Kenny. Thanks to Granger Smith. Kenny and Granger both have records out today. We're off, Eddie and I are off to El Paso tonight

and Austin tomorrow night. Love to see you guys, Raging Idiots.com. Amy's going to Austin, too. Lunch, what are you doing? I'll just be hanging out, you know, just being awesome. Yeah, that's about what I got playing. So the same. Yeah.

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