The Bobby Bones Show - Kip Moore In Studio + Amy's Adoption Update + Ray Opens Mystery Envelope

Episode Date: August 14, 2017

Kip Moore stops by the studio, Amy shares another adoption update and Bobby gives Ray a mystery envelope Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning! So Raymond, our producer, did not go out with Michael Ray this weekend, and he thought he might. And Michael Ray is the artist, got a couple songs. And the backstory is, Michael Ray told Ray,

hey, let's have a bus party. Ray shows up to the bus party, and there's no bus there. So Ray gets upset, his feeling to hurt, and bans Michael Ray from our show. So Ray starts to text on Michael Ray, and Michael is like,

let's go out on the road. And we thought you might go out. this weekend. And did you? No, he ended up just not texting back. There was no communication whatsoever and they ended up doing their Illinois, Indiana run and he didn't even call me or text me. It was the weirdest thing. Oh boy. So you were ghosted by Michael Ray again. And I want to think that it was

unintentional and he was busy and got caught up with trying to get stuff packed and then just left, but I don't know how we could go from me about to go on to their tour to, well, I mean, maybe I'm going to do the East Coast thing, which is coming up this next weekend. So maybe he just assumed that. Yeah, you better reach out pretty quick, or he gets the 365-day ban. Whoa, that's a whole year. We just call him Casper.

Yeah. But this guy's bad at texting, man. Maybe he's just not a texter, and I probably should just resort to giving him a call or maybe shooting him an email or something like that. Do something. Listen, even if he says no, that's okay. he just shouldn't set it up and then ignore you. Yeah, he didn't say anything.

There wasn't even a smiley face or see you next weekend. It was nothing. Dang, guy gets a song. Think a little lit. He starts blowing Ray off. Dang. All right, let us know what happens. All right.

Monday show. Kip Moore comes in later today. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Al Blackman celebrating 75 years working with American Airlines. Holy cow. The airline is dedicating a Boeing 777 to him. What?

The whole thing? Yeah. Amy, see, he worked up for 75 years. Yeah, that's pretty legit. They're not giving it to him, but they're dedicating it to him. Is he his face on it? Based out of New York City, the 91-year-old aviation maintenance technician started off making 50 cents an hour as an apprentice when American first started. Wow.

At a ceremony at JFK International Airport, a curtain dropped. to reveal a Boeing 777 dedicated to a 75 years of service. The plane has his name and number of the years on the side of the aircraft. Wow. Okay, wow. That's cool. That's pretty cool. He's been with him 75 years. What's he doing now, though, there for them? Hopefully not working on the inside of the plane. No, no, I thought the same thing.

I'm like, is he just like greeting people? Welcome to American. He's giving high-fives to the other workers. Whatever. 75 years, that's quite the run. So, Al Blightman, I see you. Tell Me Something Good for Monday. Positivity all around. Tell me something good. These are always really interesting to me.

Her name is Elizabeth. She was on her baby moon. So you have that right before the baby comes out. It's like a vacation before baby. And she lost her wedding ring in the sand dunes where they were vacationing. And so she's like, well, lost that. She's like, I don't know where it is. So someone found the ring.

Like weeks later, posted it on Facebook, goes like, I don't know his ring this is. People start tagging it, bad, bad, bad, bad, all of a sudden, she sees it. she sees it in her feed and she was like, that's my ring. Wow. And she got a ring back. Facebook can't be good. What?

Yeah, that's the one time Facebook's ever been good. We just found it. Right there. That's a crazy story. Amy, you're up. Well, there was an abandoned box of kittens just literally left in a box to fend for themselves.

Well, luckily this owner was out walking her dog and her dog started like sniffing towards things. And next thing you know, the dog is like, whoa, there's a box of kittens. Well, not only are they keeping the kittens, but the dog is basically the kin's dad. Yeah, that's cool.

I like it when animals do that. Mm-hmm. Because humans do. That's a cool, weird thing. I always enjoy when, like, a goat's raising a possum, and I'm like, that's neat. Because it's like goat shouldn't raise possums. But they also show us as humans, we should work together.

Yeah. Lunchbox! Carson is seven years old, and last summer his brother had to have surgery at the children's hospital. So Carson was like, man, what can I do to help out the children's hospital? He got a little container, and he went around the neighborhood and collected donations. And over the summer, he's collected $700 so he could donate some money to the Children's Hospital just because they helped his brother. He wanted to do something cool.

So, Carson went around going, hey, give me your money. Give me your money. So pretty cool by Carson. Yeah. Howdy boy. Hey, getting you, Bobby Bong Joon. What's up, Bobby? In our glass room that's connected to our main room, our producer Raymond sits over and works all the audio, cuts all the audio.

And outside of the studio, nobody knows a lot about Raymond, kind of a mystery. But I've been told you spend a ton of money at this basketball game at a bar so that you can keep the high score. Yeah, that actually is true. So what's the story of this? Well, I mean, every time you play the game, it's a dollar. And if I'll be there for hours, it ends up being about $80 a pop. Why would you spend that much money playing a basketball game?

I mean, I'm the record holder. I'm the number one person on the screen. Nobody else has gotten 140. What if someone unplugs the machine? They'll reset it about once a year, but it stays like that, and there has been times when I've gone in there and somebody's higher, so then I have to play it. So you'll go check it, and then keep the high score.

It ends up actually being a pretty big deal. They'll be about 10 to 15 people gathered around me when I'm playing. Oh, wow, you bring attention. It is pretty exciting to watch him play, and to see his name on the screen. What's the name on the screen? It just shows my number. It's not necessarily your name. What number?

I'm just known as 104. Okay, this is the worst thing I've ever heard. Like, you've been 80 bucks to have number 104 up there? Yeah. So that's the highest score. And nobody, I mean, an average, I've had friends that play college basketball, they hit in the 80s. Nobody touches hundreds. Nobody.

So it's, okay, that's not your assigned number. That's how many you've hit. That's how many, yeah, that's what I get. So what's the bar? It's called Paradise Park. So at Paradise Park, you hold the record for 104. Yeah, and friends will come to town. Are you proud of it?

I play my girlfriend. She gets like, 30. But yeah, of course I'm proud of it. Why would you slam her? People come to town trying to beat him. Wow. And he doesn't let it happen. It's pretty impressive. I had a buddy that just came in from Indy and he's played his entire life basketball. He's played collegiate two and he got 100. He missed it. Big balls or little balls? They're smaller. The tiny balls. Yeah. So you fit your head. You're a small guy. You're 5, 6. So they fit your hand pretty perfect. Yep. And you can go backboard. You can do whatever your style is, but it's really just a quickness of it.

and how you fetch the balls. And if you go up strong, sometimes other balls will block it. And you're proud of it. Oh, yeah. And if someone hits 105 today for some reason. Nobody will ever beat my record. Nobody.

And the bartenders even say, yeah, he's the record holder. Oh, you're knowing around the bar. Everybody there knows me. They're like, and it's funny when tourists watch me because they're shocked that they just watched the guy

that got 100. Oh, you're like a legend. Yeah. That's like Luke Brian just walked in. Yes. Usually there's at least two or three cameras video with me when I'm shooting. Wow.

Okay. And one's his girlfriend and one's his buddy. Yeah, I need to see this. She does love to post. She's more than proud of me when I play. All right. 104. It's one of her things.

I got to go beat that, right? Yeah, you do. Bobby, go. I got to go beat that, dude. That's right. And you'll spend 80 bucks. Yeah, it's a dollar every time, so good luck. You'll play 80 games in a row?

Well, between me and a buddy, sometimes I've got to take a break because I'm sweating. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, I hope nobody beats 104. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Cleveland, Ohio. A woman was at a gas station.

Just needed to run in real quick. She left her car running, goes inside, and two guys like, oh, let's go steal that car. Jump in. Only made it half a block. Why? Ran out of gas probably because why she did the gas station? Nope.

Stick shift. Didn't know how to drive the stick shift. Kept stolen. Tad do, to do. Trying to get out and run, but police arrived. Can you imagine the back and forth when you're trying to steal one? Not just trying to drive one.

You're pushing and dropping the clutch. And, you know, they're still a little back and forth. And when you're learning, there's back and forth. But if you're trying to steal one and you're panic, can you imagine how fast a thing is jerking? I would just get out and run. Oblunchbox, that's your bonehead story of the day. Come on, y'all.

Feel big pressure with your husband's birthday coming up? I do, because he's turning 40. I feel like that's a big one. I don't really know he's not all, like, about attention or anything. He's just really not. So I don't know what I should do. so I'm looking for advice. Like, should I plan a cool trip?

It's on the week. His birthday's on a weekend. So should I plan like something just meeting him or should I plan like to have some of his friends come up and like have them surprise or like do something with all of us here? Like I don't know. Like what do you do for 40 years old? That's like a milestone. Is there a chance your kids could be here by the time he turns 40? I don't know.

I really feel like that's slim. I was thinking that like a month ago maybe. But now that we're getting like a month away from his birthday. No, I just don't think it'd be that fast. But wouldn't that be the most amazing present ever? No, I wasn't saying that. I was saying what you would do. Oh.

Like if they're here, you really can't go away on a trip. What if I find out the kids are going to be available and I like arrange it on his birthday? That's great. You would just love to have the kids at any time. Yeah, that's true. There's no arranging. At this point, you've been trying to get these kids to America for four and a half years. If you were to find out, like, we could have gotten the kids like two weeks ago,

but I held out for his birthday and I was like, happy. He would be so upset. I would be mad too. I'm sure they would be, once they realized what was happening, they'd be like, what the heck? What are you leaning toward? Well, no, I already ordered him two things,

but they're super lame. Just know that for men, birthdays aren't as important. Yeah. Generally speaking, guys aren't. And I know your husband. I don't think it's that big of a deal to him. Okay. So I'm off the hook?

No, there's no hook. The hook is just smaller than what you think it is. Okay. Maybe I need to talk to some. people that have turned 40. I mean, unless he's midlife crisising it. He's not.

I've been like going through the checklist. Like, hmm. If anything, maybe I bring less attention to it. They turn 40. It's a happy birthday. It's really happy birthday. See, I don't see you have to work. High five.

That's it. I don't know. I'll keep. Here's my, what I would do. I would send him on a guy's weekend with a couple of his buddies. A mancation? And you not go, but him and his buddies go.

And you can do something for him back too. But that's what I would say. Do I have to pay for the buddies? If yes, if it's two... Where am I sending them? That's up to you. Wow. You want to do something super special?

Send him and his two best friends. That is a really good idea. To play golf something or a weekend. Okay. I knew you come through. I don't know that I came through. It's expensive. I just cost you a lot of money.

But that's what? Mine is his. Oh, true. He is paying for it. This is a body bones show. Bobby bones. Megan. Yes.

Good morning. Good morning. What's going on? How are you? I'm good. How are you doing? Good. Well, I just wanted to let you know, and I also wanted to thank you that I started a new job today that I got with your health, even though you didn't know. I listened to the songs that you say to always play, and I went in there and I asked questions and I killed it. You got them. See, you got your heart rate down, and you went on on the offensive instead of the defensive, right? Yes, exactly. And I started today. I'm on my way there now. Wow.

And also, this morning I got an email from the college that I'm in telling me congratulations. I got into the Honor Society. So I wanted to thank you for that as well because, you know, I listen to you every day on Iheart radio because they're on so early. So I can't listen to you live. But I catch you on I Heart Radio. And, you know, just all the talk about, you know, working hard and I push myself every day. and I have a full point O right now so I worked really, really hard

and I just wanted to thank you for everything like you're such a huge inspiration Well, I appreciate that but sound like I did zilch and you did all of it That's awesome. Hey, hey, hey, hey, how about this right here? What I'm talking about.

Thank you so much. I'm so proud of you that you went into that interview you were controlled, you physically were controlled and if you go into the interview and you put them on their heels like, hey, let me ask you much questions. like really they're like wait they must really care and be thinking a lot about this job like that's did you feel it while you run the interview yes yeah and like i knew i kind of knew right away that

they were going to go with me because they were telling me like okay so what we're going to do like almost you were like telling me okay here's our production plan for you nailed it nailed that that's what i'm talking about congratulations and thank you so much you say it's too early you're calling doing the show right now. I'm so confused. Oh, well, because I'm starting a new job. Normally I don't, like the job that I had before, it was in, well, it was like

25 minutes. But now you listen live. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of because I'm like in the middle of nowhere near Nebraska. And so like it's really hard to get reception like you cut in and out.

And so I can kind of hear it and then I kind of can't. And so yeah, podcast for sure for the win. Well, thank you. Congratulations. And I'm going to say it, and I mean it. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. All right. Have a good day. First day at work today. Thank you. All right. Bye-bye. Nicole in Dallas. Hello.

Hello? What's happening? It's Bobby. How are you? Hi. Thanks for calling. What would you like to say? Well, I was calling about a question for lunchbox. Yeah. You said last Thursday that your wife was fun-employed again? Yeah, she was fun-employed. She worked at tractor supply, and she threw the deuses to them.

She went out on the highway and said, I'm done, and moved on. She's no job right now. Right. Well, I find that so confusing because I actually work for the company that she's working for right now. Well, I don't know what company you work for, but she does not have a job. she chunk the deuses. Okay, we heard she chunked the deuses. Yeah.

So what's the truth there? Does she still have a job? Do you work a tractor supply, Nicole? No, I actually work for Top Golf. Yeah, she's trying to get a job with Top Golf. She was doing the interview process with Top Golf. So maybe she hasn't, doesn't even know? Maybe.

Or maybe she has a job she doesn't want you to know about. Whoa. She's getting paid. Wait, Nicole. How awesome it would be if she was like getting money and like hiding it from him because that's so something he would do to her. No, no, because we have separate accounts. So if she's getting money, that's fine. Wait, wait, wait, hold on.

So your wife, all you know is she applied at Top Golf. Yeah, I know she applied at Top Golf. But they haven't accepted her yet. Not that I know of. Nicole, are you breaking the news that she got the job? Well, no, I'm pretty sure that she's very aware of it. Wait, what makes you think she... Because last Thursday, I went down stairs to the marketing department,

and I said, you know, didn't lunchbox? Because they know I'm a huge fan. And my cousin works in the marketing department. And she said, yeah, she works here. Let me call her and find out why he would say that. So are you saying lunchbox comes on this show and lies? Well, that's what I'm trying to figure out. Yeah, because I've been saying that for years and nobody believes me.

I never lie. Fake news. Fake news. Big news, lunchbox. Y'all, stop. Lungebox's face, he sort of looks a little, like, confused. Like, is my wife lying to me? Like, he doesn't have a face of, like, I'm lying at all.

I am confused by this, and so I will call her immediately, and we will get to the bottom of this. Hey, Nicole, I can get him if you want me to. What was that? I can get him. You may ask him the truth? Yes. We have a code word that only him and I know. And if I ask it, I only get to use it, like, once every month, but I can use it.

It's like Lord of the Rings or something. lunchbox, does your wife work at TopGoff, NLR? NLR? NLR! I don't know that she works at TopGol. Wow. Wow, he doesn't know. Nicole, he doesn't know. Oh, wow.

Let's lunch call her right now and be like, do you have a job? You just got to let us know. Wow. He does, Nicole, I'm not kidding you. This is not a lie thing where he does that. If I call NLR on him, that's our golden rule for 15 years. Wow. Oh, okay.

Yeah. Wow. Thanks for the heads up. Huh. You guys won't be having to sit down? Oh, boy. Oh, Jerry. I'm scared.

So. Georgia man confessed fatally shooting his neighbor over dog poop in the yard. Did you guys see this? Whoa. A Georgia man told police officers he shot and killed his neighbor because he was tired of the man's dog pooping in his yard. Dang. Larry Bates was arrested last month. for the murder of Paul Wilson

who lived across the street from him. Bates also shot and killed one of the dogs. First of all, this dude is nuts anyway. Like, he's obviously not there. And then he's angry. So when you're not there all the way and you're angry, that's a bad mixture. He appeared in court.

Several officers testified that he confessed on multiple occasions. Oh, man. Wow. That's sad. That's crazy. It also reminds me a luncheon. Box because he walks his dog and lunchbox his dog has free rain to poop wherever he wants and he didn't pick anything up.

That's right. I got two dogs and they got free rain. If there's grass and they got to drop it, they drop it and we just keep on walking. We chunk the deuses say goodbye and we go on our way and that's just the way it is. I mean, I just don't, I've never lived in a society where people started picking up dog poop. In a society. I know it is the hunger games. This is the society we live in now.

People pick up their dog poop. Yeah, which I don't understand when we became this. weird society that wants to pick up dog poop. Do dears pick up their poop? Nope. What? Well, not dears. Yeah, there hasn't been a deer in my yard. They have a lugs.

Like, they can't. Do squirrels pick up their poo? No. They're not domesticated. Okay. Well, hey, do birds pick up their poo? Okay. Stop.

We're not going to every animal. I mean, do kids roll up in Noah's Ark right now, one at a time. How about girfs? Zebras. Do they pick up their poop? Camels. I rest my case. What about fish?

They pick up their poops. So lunchbox one time, a dog pooped in somebody's yard, and he kept walking, and the people went and picked the poop up and put it on lunchbox's porch. Yeah, they did. They bagged it up and brought it to my house for me. By the time I got back from the walk, there was a bag of dog poop sitting on my doorstep. That wasn't cool. I mean, what's society coming to, right, lunchbox?

Yeah, like, I mean, if you're going to pick it up, just throwing the trash can. What's the point? Weird people. Like, I just don't understand it. And these people, like, they're like, I see sometimes the dog. like poop in a flower bed and people are like climbing over people's flowers trying to dig it just leave it.

No one's walking through the flowers. I mean, come on. You look like an idiot. Oh my. Just don't understand it. I'll never understand it. I just don't get it. My dog just plays in the backyard now

so I don't have to worry about that. But when I would go to the park is a different story. I don't want anybody to step. I don't want to step in poop, so I don't want people stepping in poop. Do one to others is what I say. That's the kind of society

that I would like to live in. Okay. The do unto other society. Yeah. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. I want to bring something to your attention, Amy. Okay. I haven't asked Lindsay, my girlfriend, about this yet.

And she's going to be a town for just a bit tomorrow, so she may stop by the studio for a quick segment. But it's her album release week, and I hope people have bought her album. But she has a song on it called Just Another Girl. And a lot of these songs, because she wrote nine of the songs, and then three of them were written by other females.

Like Kelsey Ballerine wrote a song. Caitlin Smith wrote a song Carly Pierce wrote a song and then Lindsay wrote nine of the 12th but Lindsay wrote this song called Just Another Girl and I haven't asked her because I don't want to know the answer but I'm wondering if the song is about me So

About you just being another girl No no no about her Ray play the song Okay I'm not It's called Just Another Girl And listen to the chorus and tell me if you think this is written about me Because she wrote it with a couple great songwriters in town Here we go

Justin of the girl from Lindsay L. Here we go again. Say goodbye man. It's the same old fork in the road. I could cry a gas, damn feeling distress. That's the rule I really know. If I got to get over it, then I ought to get up. But do you hear the words of that?

Yeah. I think I got them. saying she's sort of refusing to be just another girl? Like there's no way you're going to be breaking up with her, making her just another girl. Or like the line is like, I'm not taking, I'm not just going to get older from this world. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't asked her.

I don't want it. Turn it up again. Shut her down there. Shut her down there. So, yeah. What makes you think it's about you? Because I don't have a great history in relationships. And that's what that song sounds like.

Yeah. I see what you're saying I think it's a warning to you Yeah Because she's not going to be just another One of your brokenhearted girls That's what she's letting you know She's saying look

You better realize how special I am And I'm not just going to be another girl You're going to be with me for a while Yeah Yeah I heard that I'm scared to ask her about it That's what I hear in that song

Is a warning shot to you Like a direct like boom Because she says All I got out of love was a little bit older And I was like Dang. That sucks. I don't really think that any of your exes have chips on their shoulder, though.

Not in a bad way, but yeah, I think I wasted their time. Oh. I think I'm a time. I think, yeah. Yeah, but a girl should know that when they go into dating you. You think that, right? Whatever girl's rule is, I can change them. I got to have that conversation with her.

Yeah. I want to know if that was about me. The morning corny. Why was the math book always worried? Why was the math book always worried? Because it had so many problems. Get it. That was the morning corny.

All right, Kip Moore's here. Hey, bud. You good? I'm good. There's a story that whenever you're over my house, you told, and I just think it would be fun to tell these guys if they didn't. and hear it. Because, like, your work ethic to me is crazy.

And I don't think I really appreciated it. It's how you and I started spending, like, human time together. Tell Amy the story about how you would do a show and then you'd go take over merch, try to find somewhere to stay at night. Yeah, that was back when it was just me and Browder or me and Browder and Dave. And CAA put us on shows for two years before I got a record deal. So, I mean, I've always been thankful for that. But it was every weekend we were out Fridays and Saturdays for two years.

I mean, and we were opening for guys like Trace, Rodney Atkins, just like all these different kind of artists. And we didn't, sometimes we'd get like a guarantee of $200 maybe. That was like tops. But it was mostly like you just go to try to win fans. And I was like, okay, so we could have one shirt. And that was all we were pretty much offered was one shirt that we could sell. And I'd made a demo CD that I'd put.

probably shouldn't be saying this, but it was like a three-song demo CD that I would sell for five bucks. And the game was, you know, I say game. I mean, that like we couldn't afford to get from one city to the next unless I sold merch. So we would open, and we were in my Jeep this whole time too, and then I would get Browder and Dave, or just Browder, whoever was out with me. You have to hustle, like, go find us somewhere to stay tonight. So every night, we were on a different floor, different couch. So, like, people were there to hear music, they may have been approached by your people

to see if they had a vacant floor? Yes, pretty much. Yeah. Okay. I mean, like, I sold my own merch in my demo city. I would go out at the end of the headlining, like before the headliner came on and after, and I would usually sell a few shirts, you know, a night,

maybe 10 to 15 shirts, and I'd sell a lot of demo cities, and that would be our gas to get to the next place. and where I could give my guitar player 50 or 75 bucks or something. So that was it. So I'd say, you've got to find us a place to stay. If you don't, we're sleeping in the Jeep night, which we did a lot of times too. I mean, that was it. You know, so I had some crazy, crazy stories from different random houses that we slept in.

Isn't that crazy? Yeah. I had one dad come home. I remember I was on the floor, and I'm in his daughter's house, I guess. I'm on the floor sleeping. He comes in from the night shift. And Browder's on the couch snuggled up with the girl's friend. And this was years and years ago.

And all of a sudden I feel these feet like they're like in between my head. Like he's sitting on his recliner. And I can, it's like 5 o'clock in the morning. He's come off on from the night shift. And I wake up and these two gigantic boots are like over my head. So I open my eyes and I remember I love Lucy reruns were on. And it was like, man, it was. It was like Twilight Zone.

The mom actually lived upstairs, and she was coming out and getting booze all night. But I woke up, and then I looked up, and there was this guy. He never acknowledged that I was even in the room. He never made eye contact. He was a huge man. And I just kind of stood up, feeling completely awkward. And I looked at him, and he just kept changing, you know, turn up the volume and change the channel. And I said, how's it going?

And he never even act like I was existed. Like, I guess that's happened before where Randy people have come home. Oh, my God. And I just kind of shook Browder and I said, I think we need to get out here, you know, right now. But, I mean, like, there was some crazy, crazy times. Kip Moore is here. I'm going to play more girls like you. This, and I didn't know this until I read this, is the fastest rising single of your career so far.

Even of all, of your monster hits, this is the fastest? This is the fastest one. This is the fastest one. I'm a little blown away by that because of the success of the other songs. Yeah. But I guess they took longer. Yeah, I think, I think. Pretty Girl was the fastest before that.

But, yeah, I mean, you know, truck, I think truck took a long time. That was like a slow build. And then when it hit 20, it started flying. But before that, it was, you know, it took forever to kind of catch on. All right, Kim Morris here. That record comes out September 8th. Talk about this record, because you did a little different than the last stuff. You know, it's more you.

Yeah. I co-produced the first two, but this one was, I had lived with these songs so much, and I was going in. I started it just by kind of recording it in private, the label that even though I was going in. And I went in and did like four sides, and I turned them in, and that was the most exuberant reaction I'd ever have from the label. So they were like, when did you do these? You know, who produced them? You know, what are you know? So I'd done them.

And something they told me just to go back in and finish the record, you know, just make the record you want to make. And so with this record, so much of it was I would come up with the guitar grooves and all these different parts in my head. And I would sing them onto a voice recorder. So I would basically like stack all the tracks with just my voice. Like this is what the rhythm section is going to be. This is what the guitar is going to be in the verse doing. This is what's going to do. These are the twinkle parts in the chorus.

And this is what the bass line is going to be doing, the drum parts. and I would stack all this stuff. And then I would think about the lyric second. And then I would live with these songs for so long where it was like, I knew the exact guitar tones I wanted to use. I knew all the parts I wanted to use. I didn't want to go in and be like, okay, let's see what happens. It was like, nah, this is what's going to happen.

So I didn't want that rub. With another producer, when I had a great time co-producing the first two, but I just, I knew how I wanted to do this. So it was more of I lived with these songs for so long that I knew exactly what I was. wanted to do so it was a matter of doing it that way and then like more girls like you was just me and david garcia at his house that whole thing is just me and him playing all the instruments building up from the ground up which is the first time i've ever done anything like that i've always tracked with

a band which most of the record is still with a three or four piece band but that was the first time i'd ever done a recording just in a house like that you ready for this thing to come out like are you like itching for the whole thing to be out yeah i'm just yeah i i start noticing um i'm just um i start noticing um i I feel like I did the same thing of Wild Ones. Like, I just start, like, I feel like I hadn't slept the day. I start, you know, it's not that I'm, it's just, yeah, it's excitement. And it's all these different things in your head, all these moving parts, you know, just traveling and promoting the record and all that kind of stuff.

So, yeah, I'm ready for it to get out and just start playing these songs. Because I've just, wild ones, I played that whole record before it even came out. So we've held all these songs back. So I'm just ready to play a new body of work. You brought your guitar in. I did. You did, right? They were my crazy.

Did you bring guitar in? I did. In your mind, where were you going to play? I didn't know. Yeah, because we didn't know either. I was like, honestly, you came walking. I was like, oh, yeah, there's a guitar. No, I certainly don't have to.

I just, no, no, no. It's not it don't have to. We would like you to. Yeah. I just, yeah, I had no idea. I didn't know if I was going to play. Maybe not even a whole song. Let's just do this.

Like, if you're sitting around the house and some people are over. Friends. And you have the guitar. Like, what do you play if you're just hanging out? And they're like, I can't just play something for us. Hey guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore.

But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision. But I just wanted to keep you up. And we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now and thank you for listening to the show and sorry about all the legal stuff talk about that talk about that talk about that um i actually wrote that um i was i was at a bar

um in a city on the road and long before i came to town in south georgia we talked about this i was um i was the cover band guy you know i was three to four nights a week in south georgia and I was traveling around to the different bars, and I would play cover songs. You know, it was play Margarita Ville. Play, you know, play all these songs. I think if I ever heard somebody yell, play Margarita Ville, I'd need one more time.

I was going to fight. Like, I just, I couldn't take it anymore, man. I couldn't take one more drunk girl going, this is my birthday, you know, that whole kind of thing. Like, I just couldn't take it anymore. But, you know, it's my life story in a song, but it was also my tip of the cap to every body. down on Broadway, everybody in every bar around the world that's got a dream that might not be

wanting to play other people's music and they got that dream. That song is for the dreamers. I've always been a dreamer. I've always still like the minute that you stop dreaming. That's when you're soul dies. So that's what that whole song is about. September 8th, record comes out. Kip Moore.

That's cool. I like that. He got some good stories. He comes back on record day. I got another one I wanted to tell you but I'll make you wait for that one Yeah I got a bunch

It's good to see you It's good to see you guys You know you got the documentary You got a whole Look at you like doing like all Yeah we've been behind the scenes doing a lot Good to see him my friend We'll see you back on album release day

September 8 You bet The Bobby Bones Here's your update on Amy's kids I mean this has two pretty quick updates We had one last week There's an update on Amy's kids If you're new to the show Amy

has adopted two children and they tried to have kids they tried to domestically adopt they kept moving so that didn't work Amy went to Haiti on a mission trip met these two kids in an orphanage said these are my kids I want to adopt them four and a half years later they're not here

now there's an update Amy yes so my agency sent us a letter that they got from the U.S. Embassy in Haiti and they said that you know, I think I mentioned my update a couple weeks ago that the embassy had indicated there was a strike going on with some of the courts, like the Haitian courts. They were on strike. Who's striking? I don't understand.

I guess the judges? Yeah, I guess. Clerks. I mean, think about all the people are involved in making everything flow as a system. They are on strike. And they have been back at work recently. So we're getting update on that. And they're trying to work out a deal.

And if they don't reach that by August 18th, so, you know, not too many days. then the strike will resume and they will go back on strike officially and they don't really know what's going to happen. But the key words of what they sent to us is that this strike will mean longer than usual processing times for files that are in the court system during the strike's duration.

And that would be our files. You've got to be kidding me. Yeah, I know. It's like every, I think of like every speed bump, I mean, not every, because I know we haven't encountered every single one, but we've definitely had some speed bumps that we've just had been unlucky with, Those aren't speed bumps.

Those are roadblocks. Okay, we've had some roadblocks that it's just all about our timing of when we started four years ago, four and half years ago. Like different law changes and things with our kids and things with their birth moms. Like things that just keep popping up, they keep delaying it, delaying it. Is there not a famous person that listens to this show that can, I'm being for real, they can just go and call somebody? Like, and I'm asking you. Like, I don't know. I mean, I don't know. Like, we never lunchbox things.

I mean, I never lunchbox things. Yeah, and I don't want to. We don't go into restaurants and be like, hey, can I get priority seating? So what you're saying is you want me to call them? No, I want you to say to this. She'll never get to kill. And listeners have been great. It's me lunchbox.

People have been helpful. I don't know what it's going to take. There have been people that have wanted to help. They're trying to help. They are ready to help. But sometimes I just don't know the exact way to steer them. how to be most effective because I've talked to people at the embassy and they're just kind of like, oh, you know, we kind of have that taken care of.

So it's like, okay, well, I mean, I appreciate everybody helping. But you're right. I don't know what it would take. I have no idea. I do know that my son turned seven at the end of the month. And I'm like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe he's going to be seven. And when I met him and kind of felt my heart, this is my, this could be my little boy. He was two and a half.

And your daughter? she's 10. She's 10 in a few months. Her birthday was in April. She turned 10. So, you know, here we are. Another thing, like, I just kind of just been processing that news. And I'm just like, please, maybe work out a deal.

And then maybe there won't be this. They won't go on strike again. I'm trying to, like, keep that hope. But, I mean, I'm not going to lie. It's a struggle some days. It's, like, it's like being pregnant. and your babies just don't want to come out or something. Do you start, this is a serious question,

do you start every prayer about them? Well, no, not every, but a lot. A lot of my prayers are just specifically for them lately, to be honest. I mean, unless I'm like just praying about other things in life or forgiveness or whatever it might be, they are top of the list for sure. I know for my husband and myself, my husband's really good about dinner prayers.

Like when we sit down and his is always about. the kids um forget the food who cares don't bless the food like figure out what what we need to do to bring these kids home or to stretch our patience more than it's already been stretched and some days I feel extremely impatient but trying to keep it positive and trying to learn what in the world am I supposed to how my sister grow from this you know I know I know well let us know next week what happens don't go and strike I know right geez well thanks for the update yeah I have a game for you guys So you'll go back and forth

Amy and Lunchbox If you miss it you're out Okay I'll give you three names of characters on TV shows Oh boy Yeah you name the TV show I like it

Because I like TV I'm gonna go with you Lunchbox first Oh boy Rachel Monica Joey Oh that's my new jam Friends

Are you still watching that Yeah I still watching our reruns But the problem is I don't watch it every day So I miss a few episodes Which I don't like Do you have Netflix though? Yeah. It's all there.

That's a lot of commitment. That's like 25 seasons. Yeah, you can watch a couple and just stay in order though. Okay. Amy. Yes. Jesse, Hank, Skyler. Breaking Bad. Nice. Boom! Good one!

Good one! I know it's full house at first. Leonard Howard Penny. Oh, that's your show. Big Bang Theory. Nice. Yeah. Never seen it. Well, I've seen it, but it's terrible. I'm naming three characters from a TV show.

Ted. Robin Marshall. Amy. How I Met Your Mother. Wow. Robin Trubinsky. Dang. Lunchbox.

Yeah. Carol. Carl. Maggie. Carol? Carl. Maggie? Carl

Maggie Oh, growing pains No Hit me Amy Walking Dead Correct for the win Woo

Feels good I can't wait for it to come back I know I think it's October 22nd I love Walking Dead Don't quote me If I would have said John

Aria Todd You want to get Game of Thrones Right No Even if I would Say the weird names No

because I would have got Aria. Would you? Because I was going to give that to you about that game of those was too hard. You were going to yell at me so I didn't. My sister named her dog Aria after Game of Thrones. Oh, wow. How about this, lunchbox? Quinn, Huck, and Olivia.

Oh, that's your one that you guys liked, the lawyer one. Olivia Pope. Yeah. Amy, you're the one of those. Congratulations. There we go. But I wouldn't yell that he was too hard if I got it wrong. Walking Dead! That's too hard. No, it's not. It's like the biggest.

Stop it. It's not the Bachelorette, I know, but still. It is October 22nd. It comes back. It comes back. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Science is spoken as to why we love McDonald's French fries.

I think McDonald's has the best French fries. Do tell us. What are they doing? What are they putting in there? Beef flavoring. They're coated in beef flavoring. That makes them activate your umami taste buds? Those umami

Those in your salt taste buds Working together are what hooks you By the way that means the fries aren't vegan-friendly I was just about to say Are vegans thinking they're just like eating some potatoes and salt And they're not And beef flavor comes from milk Did you know that? Not from beef?

No, I didn't know for sure if it came from beef But yeah, milk would make it not vegan So there's a science as to why those are so good Okay, you don't have to pick them I pick McDonald's fries And have for years It's my favorite french fries best french fry that exists amy well i think your answer is solid i'm gonna go with a chick-filet waffle fry

that's a good one yeah i do enjoy a good waffle for pride just i can't do it i'm stumbling because i just can't see how anyone would not pick macdonald's well hey you do you i know lunchbox i'm gonna have to say bobby's the smartest man in the room on this one it's mcdonald's fries could you imagine if mcdonald's took their formula and made it into a waffle i would never want them to do that why i messed my greatness here's the thing too I like water burgers fries. They're good. But the fact that Waterburger,

depending on where you are regionally, like in Texas and in the Southwest, you have water burgers. They have the ketchup that are in the hard packs. The fancy. The ketchup makes that fry amazing. Best hamburger, period.

Who is it? Amy. Chain. You're asking a wrong person. Come on. You're eating meat again. I was talking to her friend the other day. And she was like, I was with Amy.

And Amy was ordering meat. And it was so weird. Yeah. Best hamburger. I will go with McDonald's. So you really haven't had many hamburgers? I really have. From chains, honestly, I really haven't.

Lunchbox? I would say Waterburger, but they're not national. Yeah, it's a chain, though. It's a chain. I'd chain it up. Okay. Man, I used to get, when I was a kid, quarter pounder with cheese, especially when it would have come with a free VHS tape if you got the meal pack.

A VHS? Yeah, I got dirty rotten scounders on VHS. I don't know what, my mom and I would go there all the time. We'd order whatever combo you had to order to get the VHS. tape for three. Wow, they would give you like VCRT? That's, I'm telling you. And I remember the day we got dirty rotten scounders on VHS and we were like, this is amazing. I'm going to say this one, and I still think it's overrated, but it's still the best, if that's possible. I think the best hamburger is in and out.

Oh, I don't know. But I think the whole in and out experience is a bit overrated because everybody just talks that it's the greatest thing ever. And I don't think it's the greatest thing ever, but I think it's the best hamburger. Okay. The only thing I've had from there was when I went with y'all and I got the best. veggie burger, which doesn't exist. They basically gave me buns with a piece of cheese and some lettuce. Yeah, they're being funny.

And they're like, here you go. Here you're a veggie burger. Our head producer is Morgan. She's in the glass room. Can Morgan hear me right now? Yes. Do you have the mystery envelope? I do. Hold on. Let me grab it.

Do you know what's in the mystery envelope? We're about to find out. Do you guys know about the mystery envelope? No. No, what is it? There is a mystery envelope. History envelope and it shall be open. Don't open it yet. Okay.

First of all, I would like to say lunchbox, you've been doing a fantastic job on the show. Of course I am. What up? Yep. And I'll leave it to that. Amy, you've also been doing a fantastic job. Oh, thank you. You're very welcome. Anything you need right now? Me? Yeah, like anything in your life do you need?

Yes. What do you need? My kids. Oh, okay, okay, okay. That's not in the envelope. I'm sorry. Oh, dang it. Let's go over to Ray. Ray, how's your life?

Pretty good. I could definitely use, you know, some, you know, like clothes probably. Close. Yeah. You want some clothes. To match your new easies? What in the world? Close.

Don't you need truck tires? I could also use some new tires as well. But Bobby, you know, priorities. What's wrong with your tires, by the way? Oh, I don't know. They're really jazz. backed up and it's almost getting embarrassing nowadays. Are they bald? Do you have audio?

Do you have audio of this? Yeah, you want to hear it? Here's Ray's tire screeching. That's not him peeling out, guys. Man, I need some new tires. Wow. So, uh, if you hand Ray the envelope, Ray, when we go on vacation for a few days, Ray is staying back. Ray, open the envelope please. Play the Olympic music for me. Change the music for me, my friend. Played the Olympic. There we go. All right, I got it in my

hand. Open it up. All right. Come on. Come on. Faster, faster, faster. We can't wait. There's a letter inside the envelope. I'm opening that up now. There's also a check. The letter says nothing.

The check is from Bobby Bones to race later for $800. What is happening? I don't understand. What's the line say? What's the line? What's the line? What does it say in the line? It says four new tires and the signature B.

B! No, hold on. So all I have to do is bring my car in squeaking. You'll pay for repair. Bears? No? No. It's a lot of things. I mean, unbelievable, you buy him easies. Ray worked so hard. I just told you yesterday that my car's falling apart.

But Ray doesn't make as much as some people. Get out of here. Yeah, he does. One, no, no, no, he doesn't. So no, he doesn't. And two, Ray volunteered to stay behind him. We all go on vacation. And I just thought he needs tires and I'm going to help him out. And so Ray, I, I, I, I look that. I know what kind of tires you need.

I'm blown away. I've worked with you for 14 years, and I've needed a lot of things. And I've never got to check for 800 big ones to fix anything. I mean, come on. I bought your iPod. Oh, yeah. You bought everybody an iPod. I bought you Air Flight for Christmas. Like, air. I bought you stuff. Yeah, for Christmas. This is just a random day. You bought him Yeezys for whatever. No, he won those. Okay, and now he won $800? I mean, you just said I was doing great.

Where's my $800? You make it in your check. See, that's what I'm talking about. Why is this about you? Why is this about him? Ray, I appreciate you, buddy. I know you need tires. And I appreciate you staying behind while we all go on vacation and work.

And so I wanted, there's a check. Just cash it quickly, please. Thank you. Watch out for those nails. Yeah, don't forget to cash it. That'd be bad. Thank you, man. I cannot wait to get new tires.

Might be some nails in the parking lot. Take before and after pictures of your tires now and in the new. Yeah, he's going to the bar. No, it's getting used for tires. Mine are bald. That's not safe in the rain. That's right, Ray. I need you.

Oh, that's cool. I love it. I love our little family. The end. Boo. No. Heck in show Bobby Bongone. What's up, Bobby?

Did I promise a show dinner or something at some point? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you did. Yeah. Now, you guys just saying that? No, no, no. You got some gift card from Caravos and you said you'd take us out.

Yeah, all of us. Did I just say it like in passing? Hold on. Let me ask Mike D. Because Mike D doesn't lie to me. Mike D. In the phone, in the producer room. What do you think?

Yeah, you said you would take everybody out to a dinner before the end of the summer. Well, it's almost the end of summer. Oh, it's technically pretty really close. Yeah, really close. Four people have said to me about it. But I've been like, did that really? Okay. And if Mike D says that, I believe it.

Okay. You two are up to no good and you lie. Amy gets confused, but Mike D tells the truth. I do. Like, Amy tells the truth, but she gets confused. Okay. This is what I think I'm going to do, because I didn't know that was a real thing. I'm not getting...

First of all, do you know how expensive it would be to take this whole show out? How much? Lots. No. They can order salads. I get a meal. It's all good. I think what I'm going to do is I'm going to schedule it in shifts.

Okay. Like, for example, I'll take Eddie and lunchbox out together. Hey! Bye, bye, five. Or like that. We're going to do it in shifts. Why can't we go all in one group? Because I'm not, one, no, I can't.

How much fun would that be? Oh, my goodness. We would never leave. Remember when we did that one time, and it was a lot of fun? We did it, like, around the table, like, say something positive? Yeah, and it cost me a ton of money, and I just don't want to do it all in once. Oh. I got, do you guys all want to chip in and go Dutch?

What? No, the whole point is you're taking us to you. Also, wouldn't it be better if we get to spend some quality time together instead of as a group? Yeah, well, why don't we do a potluck and it doesn't cost me anything. Everybody brings... No, no, no, no, but I want pay for. Why? What's wrong with that?

I love to grill. Here's my question. Would you not rather have quality? Like, because when I took Ray and his girlfriend, we actually spent time and I learned things about them. Instead of like being 10 people. So you want to take us out individually? Ordering pairs.

But I think it'd be cool to roll in with a whole entourage into a restaurant and be like, what up? How do you get to pick who your pairs with? I don't know, but I'm not taking everybody at once. Too many pieces. All right, I'll roll with Eddie. I don't want to roll with lunchbox You don't want to?

No, no, no. Why? I don't. Because we're the lowest class on the show? Is that what you're saying? No, I just don't want. I want all of us. I don't want to just be you-meet us three.

But if I have to settle, I'll settle for just you. If everybody's not going to go as a group, I'll settle for you. I'll take Amy. I think we should do potluck and do games. How are you going to go with Amy over me? Okay, wait, stop. We're not doing potluck. We're making a out.

Because he's not going to, he's never let me live it down. Now, he said he'd take us out. Not, hey, come over and everybody bring a little nacho cheese. Come over. We go to Amy's house. That's what I'm saying. Whatever. Oh, yeah, I'd host it.

Yeah, more space space. Should we have a family show, Christmas, dinner party this year? Because I'll host it if y'all will come. Let's just do that. Amy. Sorry, I just already been thinking about it. Okay, yes. The answers, yes.

We'll do that, and you'll host that one. Yes. What I'll take care of here is we'll, I'll make sure that we organize. I'll organize the teams. And I'm going to think we team of people who don't really know each other that well. Oh, no. Don't do that. I don't want to be stuck with it.

What are you going to be stuck with? There's nobody on the show now that you just really don't like anymore. No, you're right, you're right. But I'm just saying, like, it's awkward when you don't know someone. That's why you put them together. Okay, see, here's the thing. Everybody knows each other except for the new girl. No one really knows her as well.

Right. So you don't want to talk about Morgan number two. I mean. I wouldn't even call it getting stuck. I would gladly go to dinner with Morgan number two. She volunteered. I'm going to decide. Or Morgan number one.

I got to figure out the teams now, and I'm going to make them as awkward as possible. Yeah. Oh, boy. Our spouse is invited. Or a significant other. I don't know. I got to think about that. What?

It depends if I know them or like them. That's weird. Ray got to bring Bay. That was a separate deal. All right. Okay, now I know the rules have been set. Now moving forward, I'm going to start making the teams. Maybe we do a draft.

Just drawn out of a hat. Okay. Eddie's wife. This is the biggest cop out ever. And lunch box. It's not even Eddie. This is the Bobby bones Listeners always try to get me to drink

Hey, have drink See I'm out Let me get your first drink Listeners now try to get Eddie To get me to drink I'm tired of it I'm tired every time I meet listeners They're just like

Hey man you gotta get Bobby to start drinking I'm not gonna get Bobby to start drinking No one's gonna get Bobby to start drinking What makes people think that Me, Amy Or even Lunchbox is gonna try to get you to drink I don't know if any of you have ever tried To get me to drink

Oh, we have. Oh. I mean, not like, oh, here. I said, oh, dude, you should have a drink. But once you say no, I'm like, okay, cool, whatever. And I've stopped because over the years, I've decided that I'm not going to influence you and I'm not going to encourage you. I've told you all about the great parties and good times I've had. I talk about the memories I've made, the hot tubs I've been in because of alcohol.

And you have, you don't care about it. That's something else they say. They're always like, he doesn't know what he's missing. Do you know what you're missing? Would you ever know what you're missing if you're. you don't know. So you don't know what you don't know? I don't.

Okay, well, explain why we're not ever going to... No, no, no, we're not. This has been explained. You guys don't convince me of anything. Right? I know that. Period.

I've never had a drink. You guys aren't going to be like, hey, dude, there's a hot tub. You want to get in it? Have a beer. Like, that's never going to happen to me. I may drink one day. I've never had a drink.

I may drink one day. But not right now. Yeah. If I do, I'll probably not tell anybody. He'll do it alone. And I'll go, yeah And then like, we'll read about it in a book. Dang.

What? It's true. We probably will. Dang. Yeah. And then he would be like, well, I was going to invite you all but then I was like, nah. I want to bring you when I'm really good at drinking. I drink alone.

Yeah, would nobody else. You guys don't even know George Thorough good. Yeah, dude. Bad to the bone. Is this how the song starts? Yeah. I drink alone. It makes a think about when you guys talk about me sneaking away

and having my first drink by myself. Now, this is rock and roll right here. You would probably have Mike D there to have your first drink. No, I'd probably do it with Amy, if anyone. No. Yeah. Yeah, with nobody else. Drink a load.

Yeah, with nobody else. It's pretty sad, huh? Yeah. know when I dream love I sit Yeah see This guy has a problem

You don't want to base your life on this song Oh Whoa whoa whoa Whoa whoa I base my life on lots of George Thorog good songs I'm bad

This guy's contradicting himself Buhbubbib Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha

Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Bha Dats One bourbon One beer See people By himself? Alone.

With the bone. I want to tell you a story. Come on, George. About the house run blue. I come home one Friday. I had to tell the landlady I'd have lost my job. Are you guys even throw good fans or no? Bad of the bones.

Bad of the bone. That's my jam. Oh, I know all of them. You do. I didn't know this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now next Friday I come I didn't get the rent. And out the door I went.

Dude, it's like blue. She said to Iran, you know. One bourbon, one scotch, one beer. I said, you let me slide. I have the rent for her to mar the next I don't know. So, say, let me slide it on, you know, people. I know this when I come home in the evening. She ain't got nothing nice to say to me.

But for five years, she was so nice. Lord, she would love her, duff it. I come home one particular evening. There's a lot talking. Yeah, I see that. You know more than this one now. I see. I saw I know who do you love.

Yeah. Who do you love? I know love. Who? That phone, I got no money to pay the rent. He hadn't paid the rent. Oh my God.

I hear that. You know, get a haircut, get a real job? I don't think so. Yeah. I wish I could get us get it hooks. I was a rebel from the day I left school. Knew my hair long and broke all the rules.

I'd sit and listen to my records all day with big ambitions. I'm a drinkerick My parents taught me what life was about So I grew up the time I'm a drink to this I've just now decided this one I'm a drink to All the George Thorgood and Destroyers Get a haircut

And get a real job Get a haircut And get a real job Get it together like your uncle Bye Get it together like your big brother Bye Why don't you get a hair cut, get a real die?

All right. It's good, huh? Cool. We spent way long time on that. The end. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. Check out the John Mayer Bobbycast.

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