The Bobby Bones Show - Kip Moore In Studio + The Guys Make Bet On Amy's Adoption + Arkansas Keith Calls In
Episode Date: November 28, 2017Kip Moore stops by the studio, the boys create an adoption square game and Arkansas Keith calls the show Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/lis...tener for privacy information.
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We're transmitting across America.
The Bobby Ball Show.
Come on, Bob.
Good morning.
Welcome to the show.
Morning studio.
Morning.
If you want blue eyes, you can get them.
Did you know that?
Well, yeah, like with contacts?
No, medical procedure.
They can turn brown eyes blue.
It's a 20-second laser procedure.
And it eliminates, like, the melanin?
I just...
Never makes your eyes brown?
I don't know, man.
What?
I'm too scared that I was going to, like, ruin my vision.
Yeah, well, that to me.
the laser on the eye is not a crazy thing.
Like lunchbox got Lasick and loves it.
Best thing ever.
It's just the color changing because it's not proven.
Yeah, that's what I mean.
Yeah.
I know LASIC works, but.
Kyle in Springfield's on because the big hot topic yesterday was Eddie left his four-year-old in the car and just forgot about him.
Yeah.
I know.
Not a good feeling.
Not a good feeling.
So Kyle's here to make you feel better.
Hey, Kyle.
Hey, how's the going, guys?
What up?
Thank you for calling.
What would you like to tell Eddie our esteemed person?
producer of two kids. Eddie, you are not a bad parent by any means. I've left my son in the car at least three times.
At least three times. Listen, these child locks on these doors are absolutely ridiculous. My kid's
five years old to be able to get out of the car by himself. But the child locks, I keep forgetting.
Absolutely ridiculous. I don't know about this. I do have one quick question though because I was told to keep it short and sweet.
Wait, Kyle. Wait, Kyle, hold on. I got something to say about this. Your kids, your kids five.
right?
Yeah.
Shouldn't he be able to be like, hey dad, don't forget me?
Like, shouldn't you be able to like...
You'd think so.
Just like Eddie said, like you said, self-sustainant.
You'd think they'd be like, yo, pop, you know, bang on the window, something.
Nope.
He sat there and played on his iPad.
Huh.
All right.
Three times, though, Kyle.
Three times, man.
All right.
What was your question?
Go ahead, Kyle.
I'm sorry.
Do you guys go to work in your pajamas?
Because it's so early in the morning.
It is.
It is.
It just depends.
Amy usually comes in dressed up.
anywhere from a 7.5 to a 9.
What?
It's true.
That's a true statement.
I, depending on the day,
sometimes our producer,
Morgan, one, will be like
beef camera ready.
I don't know what that means.
I'll just like shave my neck or something.
But sometimes I come in sweats
and sometimes I don't,
depending on what we do.
Lunchbox for is the same stuff every day.
So there's nothing different for him.
So it's just
around the room, kind of.
Like I'm either really dressed
up or not dressed up at all. Lunchbox is always the same.
Amy's always dressed up. So it's pretty much there.
Gotcha. All right, guys. You guys have a good day.
Hey, thank you very much, Kyle.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's I see you.
To Austin Wells. I see you.
La Port County Deputy Austin Wells pulled over driver for speeding.
And he goes, ma'am, I'm going to, and she's choking as he walks up to her.
She was going 70 and a 45.
And he was like, all right, she's going a little fast, goes up.
she's blue.
She's doing that thing
with her hands
where she's like
breathe.
And so she's 65 years old
pulls her out of the car
gives her the heimlich
and it was a nut
that was lodged
in her airway.
Oh my goodness.
So she was just trying
to race to get somewhere
so she could wait.
Yeah, I think she was just freaking out
trying to get anywhere.
And so he still gave her a warning.
Now let's say he didn't
give her a ticket.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, you still got to be safe
even if you're like choking.
I don't know about that.
I don't know.
I mean,
As soon as the nut flies out, I think I don't give...
But he saved her.
Paramedics arrived.
She's all good.
So, anyway, that's cool.
I see you, Austin Wells.
I see you.
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It's producer Raymond.
In San Francisco, buildings were evacuated after a report gas leak.
There was a small explosion.
It's the College Hill neighborhood.
It's been taken care of.
Everything is fine now.
In Colorado, three schools were closed after law enforcement.
Learned of a threat discussed
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And finally in sports at NFL fight between Akeed Talib and Michael Crabtree, you saw it all over
the news. They've been suspended two games for the brawl.
The weirdest things make lunchbox angry.
Or at least they tilt him a bit because he was at a restaurant and they were like, hey, you know,
you can buy a meal. You can tip the server. You can also buy a round of drinks for all.
the staff that's working there. It says that on the menu, right? At the bottom of the menu,
it says, hey, if you enjoyed your experience, make sure you add an extra $10 to buy a round
of drinks for the staff at the end of the night. What? What kind of crap is that? All that is a scam
to get more tip. That's just an extra, because let's say... It is a tip. That's true. They're not
hiding that, though. But they're not going to buy drinks for the staff. Let's be real about that.
You don't know that. You don't know that. Okay. Let's say throughout the night,
20 people do that out of the whole restaurant.
That's 20 drinks per person for the staff.
That's a drunk staff, and you're not doing that.
You're just giving them extra money to go home.
I thought that was the most ludicrous thing I've ever read in my life.
Of all the things you've read in your life, now let's not do any hyperbo here.
Of all the things you're in your life, that's the most ludicrous.
Yeah, let me buy a round of drinks for the staff.
Charge you an extra $10. Come on.
They didn't charge you, and it was optional.
Yeah.
Well, if they want to buy the staff a round of drinks, why don't they buy the staff around the drinks?
Take it out of my bill.
Not the $10 extra tip.
I mean...
But you didn't have to do any of it.
They tried to scam me right there.
See, he gets upset about the most ridiculous thing.
That's not a scam.
Oh, that is a scam.
No, it's optional.
How's the scam?
Because they are lying to you.
They are not really buying drinks for the staff.
There's no way.
Okay, but you really don't know they're not is the thing.
And who cares?
If you're doing that, they might don't take the tip, too.
Like, it doesn't matter.
Just say, whatever, I don't know, but they tried to scam me and I didn't fall for it.
They didn't get me.
Good.
I showed them.
Yeah, you do.
Why do you get so upset about those trivial things?
Why do you guys think that's trivial?
You guys don't want to be scammed?
I'm trying to look out for the public.
This should not be happening.
That's Luda.
Chris.
What's your dirty?
Or gas station pumps or the toilet?
Oh, the gas station pump.
Oh, man.
Yeah.
Here's the thing about toilets.
I've said this before many times.
Toilets, like people go, we tested the toilet, see.
Think about your butt cheeks, just for one second.
They're not that dirty.
Your butt cheeks aren't dirty.
Pretty clean.
Yeah.
So your butt cheeks, unless somebody's peeing on it, but then pee's not even that dirty either.
Sterile.
Actually, yes.
Actually.
So, like, gas station pumps are disgusting.
Millions and millions of, and then they list it, and it's basically every gross thing you could possibly think of.
Yeah, they don't get cleaned.
No point.
No point.
No point.
They never get cleaned.
You use a, take a wipe you with you in your car and, like, grab the gas handle.
It's like the remotes at hotels.
Hotels.
Yeah.
Don't touch TV remote.
So gross.
Light fixtures.
Don't touch them.
Don't drink out of the coffee maker.
Use the sleeve.
Oh, with the hotel?
And then I always tip $10 extra so the, so the.
Oh, stop it.
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Time for the positivity on your Tuesday.
Well, tell me some good time.
Tell me something good.
So after seeing so much food getting thrown away after weddings and events, there's this wedding planner.
And she's like, okay, I'm going to save the food.
So after everybody leaves, she gets food, bags it all up.
And instead of throwing it away, they take it and they go to pantries and shelters and churches.
And they take all this wedding food and they donate it every time now.
They can't wait for everybody to leave.
Who does what?
They don't take the cake because, you know, they got to eat the cake in a year.
They take the food and they donate it.
She started doing this.
And now they've been able to do it 50 times.
So that's pretty awesome by that wedding planner.
Amy, you're up.
So a miracle baby has survived, was born the size of a soda can, defied all odds,
and now is five months old and doing great.
The mom has had to set up a GoFundMe page to pay for medical costs
because obviously it's not really something they ever planned on doing.
But doctors are calling the baby's progress remarkable.
She's a miracle.
Again, the size of a Coke can.
Man.
Teenie time.
Yeah, lunchbox.
There's this guy named Charlie.
He lives in New Jersey and he wanted to do something special for kids this Christmas.
So he walked into a toys or us and he paid $10,000 worth of layaway.
Boom said, here, just go ahead.
So when they come pick it up, they don't have to pay anything.
Imagine you walk in to pay, because you don't walk in as someone who used layway a lot as a kid.
You don't just walk in and go, I'll take my layway, please.
Layway is one you constantly go back and give a little each time.
So imagine going in not to get yourself.
stuff, but to put a little on it and someone goes, hey, it's already been taken care of.
You'd be like, what?
Yeah, Charlie Kay, that's pretty awesome.
Andy donated on top of that, $2,000 of Toys for Tots.
And I hope people don't hear that and go, oh, that's just a rich guy, because he may,
probably, it's just a rich guy doing that.
But, you know, you can do much smaller things, too, like 50 bucks, 20 bucks, like little
things like that make a difference, too.
Bobby Bones.
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You know, something we didn't talk about yesterday was Eddie, and he let his nine-year-old
go watch a movie.
except if you remember
he was grounded
from watching movies
Oh yeah
But you let him because of what
The holiday
Dude it got me
All that Christmas music
All that holiday season
And joy and all that
And show some grace
Like I was like
You know what
He loves this movie
We all kind of want to go see it
So let's just take him out of his
Sentencing
If you will
And put him on probation
And let's go see this movie
So I've got Eddie's 9 year old
Reviewing Coco the movie
But
How do we feel about him ungrounding his kid?
Because I'm so against it.
So against it.
He's terrible president.
He's about one month into his sentencing.
He's never going to believe you.
Like, he's not going to take you seriously.
Next time you try to ground him, he's going to be like, okay.
What's the next holiday?
Once a St. Patrick's Day.
Oh, I'm good.
I'm just saying, and our listeners can call, too, if they want, 877-77 Bobby.
You can tell me I'm wrong.
I just don't feel like general.
As a leader, if you don't do what you say you're going to do,
there's no reason for your followers to trust you
and your son's a follower.
Yeah, I just wanted him to learn the whole thing
about grace too.
Like, good behavior leads to.
So is he ungrounded now?
No, he's not ungrounded.
So he just got lifted for a day.
Yes.
Okay, all that aside,
let's hear Eddie Jr., nine years old,
his review of Coco, the animated movie.
Yes.
We saw the movie Coco quickly.
Tell me what it's about.
It was about this kid
whose family banned music, but he wants to play music, like his hero,
and has to get his dead family's blessing to go home and play music,
but they refuse because they ban music.
Did that story remind you of me because, you know, I'm like Mexican and I play guitar and all that?
Yeah, kind of.
Do you realize that that was our culture?
Like, you're half Mexican, and so Miguel is like you.
Yeah, kind of.
So they play all that Spanish music.
Do you like that music?
Do you like that culture?
Yeah, kind of.
Did you learn any new Spanish words from the movie?
Chorizo, Mutacho, Chimaco, those words.
You like to time out movies.
How long was the movie?
One hour and 49 minutes.
Out of five stars, what do you rate it?
Five.
What's the next movie that you're excited to go see?
Ferdinand.
When does that come out?
December 15th.
The same day as Star Wars The Last Jedi.
Oh, boy.
What a decision to make?
Why do you go to make?
That's not going to be going to be going.
That's next month, guys.
How much longer is he grounded?
One month?
Yeah, that's a decision.
No, that's in like...
It's not on New Year's.
Sorry, I didn't tell him that far.
He's locked out, dude. He grabbed it.
I should have told him as I was like, what movie are you excited to go see?
Fernand's sorry, and I don't see it.
Grounded.
You can throw him in his room.
No food for you.
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This story comes us from Sandy, Utah.
A man was driving a stolen BMW when police tried to pull him over.
He was like, man, I'm not going to stop.
I'm going to run.
I can get away.
Starts driving about 15 minutes later.
He runs out of gas
So police were able to arrest him real easily
Is the moral of the story
To check the gas gauge before you steal the car?
Yeah
Or is it just
Don't steal cars
Oh yeah
Always have a full tank of gas
If you're in a stolen car
Yeah
All right
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This woman made a fake
pregnancy belly and then she snuck a bunch of food in it to the movies.
Oh.
Nice.
I mean, people are going to some extreme links to avoid paying the super high prices of the movie theater.
So expensive.
I just had never heard of the fake pregnancy belly because it is quite the whole.
So how they bust her?
They didn't.
She put it up.
Oh.
Because again, you can't work at the movie because you can't work at the movie.
They go, ma'am, let me see under your stomach.
Right.
Like you can't.
Oh, yeah, that's so wrong.
Yeah, you can't.
Right.
Even if it was a square.
You got it.
You gotta let her go through.
So she posted up and she had a bowl.
She filled with candy underneath her sweatshirt and then put the thing over the top of it.
But I mean, movies are dying anyway.
Prices of things are dirty.
Who wants to go sit in one?
I wish these Netflix shows that have series.
You know what I wish they would start doing?
What?
They would have their series.
For example, Stranger Things, which I just can't get through right now.
I've watched five episodes and I...
Really?
Eddie, I just can't.
I can't.
Yeah, me neither.
You too?
What?
So fast.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I'm almost done.
Whatever.
You're still not done?
No, but that's just time.
Not that I'm not interested.
I just haven't had time.
You put all my golf.
You do all kinds of stuff.
You have time.
I know, I know.
But movies are different.
Okay.
Well, yeah.
I wish they would make the series and then make a movie at the end of it.
Like a feature length, an hour and 30 minute movie.
Of what you just saw.
Yeah.
Like that was...
A recap?
No.
A movie.
A total different.
Like on.
You know, but they put it in the theaters.
Netflix should start to do that.
Make a series and then boom, put out a movie.
Hmm.
That's anyway.
Okay, so I'm too progressive for you guys.
Yeah, I'm not following your progressives.
I need to get out of this business.
I'm too progressive for this stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You're going to have to further explain that.
I'm going to talk about that later.
I watch The Punisher.
It's fantastic.
And not only that, it made me socially conscious more than ever about the difficulties
vets have serving in war and coming back and getting back into society.
and it was the first time anything has shaken me like that.
And I was so invested in the movie and I was like, wow.
And I've met a lot of vets and I understand the struggles.
But I don't really because I haven't done it.
You know how you know it and you see it and you hear it.
But unless you're involved in it, you really don't know it.
And I still don't.
But I watched The Punisher and I was like, wow.
I mean, it really opened my eyes.
Oh, I don't really know what the Punisher is.
So yeah.
It's Marvel.
He was in the movie.
war and he came back and they killed his family and so now he's out to avenge that kind of thing
got it but i'm telling you i would you agree mike d yeah did it make you look at it differently
i mean it's crazy and i was like man like my heart just hurt for people that go and they spend
their life serving and doing things they're trained to do and then they come back and they're just
trying to find their place so but i thought the series was not to get sad but i thought the series was
fantastic it's violent
As all could be.
So I wouldn't like it.
I think you'd still like it, Amy.
You would just turn your head.
Okay.
It's very superheroy though.
Yeah.
Not really my thing.
Yeah, but he doesn't fly, though.
That's a good thing.
He does a lot of shooting, you know?
Anyway, anyway, yeah.
Yesterday, Amy gave us the update that she thinks that her kids will be here in America
between December 10th and December 24th.
Do you still feel that way?
Yes.
Okay.
I just wanted to make sure.
Is there any other update?
Not at this moment.
No update.
Okay.
No update right now.
Yeah, maybe later in the show.
Okay.
We're waiting.
She's looking at her phone all morning long.
Yeah.
A listener is very, one specifically, is very, very invested into the story.
Because I think she had a lot, we don't know her, right?
No.
Her husband just.
sent this saying that they got out of the house and she had one too many drinks.
And then she watched a video of me with my kids in Haiti and she's a little tipsy.
Here's a video.
Why are you crying?
Deserves our children.
You okay?
She's a home to be.
That's passion.
Driving home after, you know, night out.
To be fair, I'm that way sober.
When you guys aren't around.
You are?
Yes, I am.
Okay.
Let me say this, Amy.
What?
As someone who's met your kids and spent a couple days with them,
I do feel like I can say this.
You're going to have your hands full with those two.
Oh, trust me, I know.
Why? Why do you say that?
First of all, just watching the instillaries, things like hand dryers.
I was watching him as instant's drawer.
And her...
Oh, I'm installing one at my house.
Her son is...
How old is he six?
Seven?
Seven.
He's fascinated with these handdriers.
Secondly, and I scolded Amy on her Instagram.
I sent her message because she was talking, she was like, hey, no more phone.
And her daughter who is, how old?
10.
10 goes, no.
And then Amy, and then Amy just starts laughing.
Like, ha, ha, ha.
That is so funny.
And I was like, that's negative.
You're sending positive reinforcement to negative action.
Yeah.
I was like, and Amy's like, oh, it's just kids being.
Listen to Uncle Bobby.
He knows.
It was so cute.
Like she, I tried to talk to her and just put her hand up.
friend.
Yes.
Okay, fine.
I'll figure it out later.
Yeah, yeah.
That's the thing.
I'm going to figure it out later.
It was awesome.
I'm like, okay, talk to my hand.
He's going to be easier.
I don't know.
Because at just, like, laughing and taking things in and smiling and dancing, she definitely
has, like, because she's had to grow up and be a caretaker, she definitely has an attitude
about her.
Mm-hmm.
She could survive on her own right now.
convinced 100%.
She could probably win the show Survivor.
She could.
No, no, no.
She probably couldn't do that.
No, she could.
She'd get alliances.
She'd do the whole thing.
She's got it down.
She doesn't know English well enough to do that.
But whatever.
Haitian survivor.
Okay.
Haitian 11-year-old survivor.
Yes.
But she's 10.
Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, but I just feel I'm just agreeing with you that yes,
like she's going to be a handful.
I watch this videos and I'm like, man, they don't even know what they're in for.
No, they have no idea.
Like as far as.
The pressure of running water.
They're not used to that kind of stuff until you get to a hotel.
Yeah.
Like just that.
Like what we consider to be warm water.
My son starts freaking out.
Like warm.
I'm not talking hot.
And he's like hot, hot, hot.
Because he's only used to cold water.
Because they don't have any heat's the water.
And then so I have to put it on like cold.
And then I'm trying to help him bathe.
And I'm like, freezing cold.
But we'll see.
So, but in this conversation, has there been an update?
Let me check.
Hold, please.
Let me go to the, nope.
No update.
No update.
All right.
So there you go.
But later in the show.
All right, our buddy Kip Moore is here.
I got a question for you.
Because the last time we were talking, you were in studio,
we were talking about what the next single will be.
And now it's last shot.
We both had a different song in mind whenever we were talking.
Because I was like, man, I love blonde.
And then you were like, you thought it should be the name of your tour.
Plead the fifth.
Plead the fifth.
And it's neither one of them.
And so I was like, next time I talked to Kip, I got a few.
And it couldn't be the bull because they're talking about other radio stations.
So all that happened.
They promised me we're going to come with that.
Like before the end of this record, they promised that they're going to let me put that out.
Okay, tell me about why last shot?
All right.
So last shot was almost the lead single.
And that was one of the first songs that I turned in when I was on the very first record.
session for this record.
And it's just been the one song throughout the record that is constantly stuck for everybody,
that it hasn't had a burn factor.
And for me, like, I got out and I started on this tour, I started playing all these songs live.
And the Bull, of course, does what it does.
I mean, I knew that what was going to happen.
But when I've been hearing the crowd, how loud they've been singing last shot back,
I was like, maybe I need to rethink putting this out a second.
So we all got together and we were like, let's try to go with this because it feels like it's,
having the most impact out here,
and then maybe come with the bull after.
I'm going to play in a minute.
How was Thanksgiving, by the way?
It was great.
My sister had a baby.
She wasn't supposed to ever have kids,
so she's paralyzed from the waist down.
So she had a baby the day before Thanksgiving,
so I went down in Savannah,
and she was in the hospital there,
so hung out with mom and brother,
and other part of the family was kind of scattered,
so I'll see them over Christmas.
Congratulations.
Yeah, my uncle.
I love that.
Wait, are you the first-time uncle?
I've got two older brothers and three younger sisters.
So everybody, yeah, everybody's been having kids lately.
So I'm...
Hey, you got none that you know of.
I'm a last man standing over there.
That you know of.
That you know of.
A little bearded six-year-old is going to walk around and be like...
Yeah?
The little little bearded six-year-old with a serve board.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You'll be like, daddy?
Oh, no.
He better have an athletic walk.
He doesn't.
I'd be like, that's not mine.
That's nothing to do with me.
Oh, no.
And then look at this guy.
And then for Christmas, you're going back home?
Yeah, I'll go down to South Georgia.
I'll go down to Tifton for Christmas.
And then the day after, I'll bounce to Costa Rica and go surfing.
That's what I was going to say.
Like, you go warm and water.
Yeah, I'll go surfing for about until February 15th.
So I'll check out.
You don't get bored for that long?
Bobby, I love it, man.
I know, but like I love pie, but I can have like three pieces.
I think surfing and eating pies a little different.
But I'm telling you, man, there's something that happens to me when I'm, there's a certain cliff that's out in Maui that you hike down to get this certain spot.
And I don't think there's anything that brings me more joy on this planet than hiking down at like 6 in the morning.
There's something when the sun's coming up, man, and it's kind of brisk.
And you're seeing those waves pump in.
There's just something that happens, man.
I wrote about a 9 foot way, the 10 foot way,
which is the biggest I've ever been on the last time I went.
And feeling that barrel grew over the top of it
and you make it through the end of it,
I don't know if there's ever been a more exciting moment my life.
I'm serious.
Like it was just the elation that came out of me when I got done.
And my buddy's all kind of hooting and hollering, man.
I can't get enough of it.
That's it, huh?
So I have Christmas coming up.
I have nowhere to go.
I was thinking about maybe going somewhere,
I don't know I surf though.
I'm somewhat athletic.
Can I pick up like get like a one footway maybe?
But I mean like just because you never like just.
No it's not the never done it thing.
Try it man.
But I'll be by myself.
I mean you don't have to be.
I mean I'm like I leave I leave the door open to all.
Everybody just kind of comes and goes.
I got all kind of buddies that just kind of come and go.
I'm not going to your cliff and mouth.
Hey, Kip.
Hey, it's Bobby Kip.
Remember me from Nashville?
I'd like to surf with you a little bit.
I'm just telling you man.
I'll leave it open.
There's so many people that come.
All right.
Yeah.
So I'm just, yeah.
You stay in a tent or what?
No.
But there will be nights where I'll camp out, yeah.
But I mean, I've got like a little, I get a small little kind of bungalow there.
And then I just, you know, if I go to the other end around Hana, I'll end up camping out, you know,
and I'll just kind of stay there for a night or two.
If the waves are good, then I'll come back to the place.
Hula dancing?
Hmm?
Hmm?
No.
No.
No.
No.
Oh, all right.
That's at the resorts.
That's where Brett Elders is probably staying.
Hey, listen, that probably be where I would stay.
I'll go over with Brent.
We were hanging out then.
I got to give him a hard time because he was talking about going.
I was eating it.
You don't think he can rough it?
I don't see Brett roughing it.
Yeah, I don't need that.
I don't, you know.
I see Brett like staying in like a pretty plush pad, you know.
He's got Edgar there with him.
Oh, his dog.
Yeah, like they're singing the Edgar in the hot tub.
The Bobby Bones show
You know, yesterday we talked about Thanksgiving a bit.
I think we go a little further today where lunchbox wanted to carve the turkey at his in-law's house.
Oh, no.
Because you're the man.
Yeah, well, I tried to let the dad know my father-in-law know.
I was like, look, you're getting older, you're about to retire, and I'm able to take care of your daughter.
So I'm the man.
Like, I'm the man that's going to be carrying on this family.
I think it would be awesome if you let me go ahead and carve the turkey and take over that tradition.
Yeah.
What happened?
And he goes, that's a hard no.
He goes, when you're man enough to have Thanksgiving at your house, that's when you're
man enough to carve the turkey.
And you said, okay, well, I'm going to go back in there and watch some football.
I tried to take it over.
I tried to slide in and let him say, you know what?
Lunchbox has arrived.
What's the big deal with that whole carving the turkey thing?
Because we hosted it last year at my house and my dad was there and my husband was there.
And my dad cut the turkey.
And my husband was like, I mean, it's still a thing.
A year later.
Like, it's still.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
My husband was like, he had to pull me aside.
He's like, he cut my turkey.
Can I say?
And I was like, what?
He's like, this is our house.
Your dad just cut my turkey.
I think that's a white person thing.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, I've never.
I do.
I think it's a ridiculous white person thing.
Well, I don't understand.
But there's some like, I cut the turkey, so I'm the man.
Weird.
Yeah.
It's like, this is my house.
It's my turkey.
I was like, well,
Honey, my dad sort of, he, I think he cooked the turkey.
He goes, we cook the turkey together and this is my house.
Yeah, it's a nutty white person.
Wow.
None of my friends of other races have this issue.
I've never had that issue.
It's almost often like, I don't want to cut the turkey.
What?
My dad wasn't trying to take over cutting the turkey.
He just, my dad's a cook.
That's what he does.
You know, he's just doing his thing.
Yeah.
But I need to remind my dad if we ever do that again, don't cut the turkey.
Hey, I think next year, it's, you cut the turkey.
You're out.
You think so?
That's what I'll tell him.
Tell him tomorrow.
I'll text them,
right.
Next time you let me carve that turkey,
I'm piecing out on your daughter.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you meant like on the holiday.
I thought you meant on his daughter.
No.
Oh, okay.
Why'd your relationship end?
What do they call you?
They call you lunchbox?
Yeah.
They do?
Her mom does.
That's so weird.
So I guess a month or so ago,
I got one of those 23 Me kits.
And I spit in it.
I didn't know what I was doing.
I'm supposed to spit in it and test your DNA.
And so I spit in it and mailed it off and it came back.
It took a few weeks.
And I found out things like I'm mostly white.
Which, by the way, I don't think there's any debate there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'm a little bit like sub-Saharan African or something.
That's cool.
Right?
And so things like I'm not going to lose my hair.
which is love knowing that.
Pretty awesome.
And they also had this thing called DNA.
I didn't know how to do it except
just it tells me how I'm from.
But there's this thing where you can unlock and give
people access to know if they're related to you.
And so it doesn't realize any personal info unless you like agree to.
So I got a request yesterday.
And it was like, hey, someone's trying to reach out to you,
a relative.
And it shows you the percentage of their math.
It was a second cousin who I never met my life.
So you want to hear the message?
I'll leave the names up.
I'm getting this yesterday.
And by the way, I don't think they've paid a red cent to advertising the show.
I think they're going to because I started talking about it.
And people started buying it and they're like, we should advertise on the show.
So as of right now, I don't think they're a client.
But I do think they'll end up coming on because it was a fantastic thing.
And then that's how we end up with most of our clients.
We end up doing something.
Yeah, I just in full transparency to our audience.
So, okay, here we go.
It says from a relative.
I got this note yesterday.
Hey, Bobby.
I thought I would tell you a couple things.
to make things clear.
My name is Johnny.
Okay?
Your biological father's mother and I
have the same father but different mothers.
I did the tracking.
Whoa.
It's my grandmother's half-brother.
Wow, that's close.
So my father is probably
where you get your small percentage
of African DNA.
I grew up, and he lists some people
that are in my life or were
when I was tiny.
But he's like, congrats on your success.
Johnny.
And I was like, dang, a relative I didn't even know.
And you remember the people he talked about?
A couple of them yet.
Wow.
But from when I was tiny.
Yeah.
Because I don't know my real dad.
But I do know some of that side of the family a bit.
But yeah, he messaged me yesterday.
It was crazy.
And you're talking about somebody who does not know their, I don't know my family.
Like, I don't know the history.
I do now.
I'm apparently white and African.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And so, that was neat.
So that thing.
That's a cool gift.
Two things.
One, I have that 23 of me.
And then I have this Garth box set here.
Look at this.
That's awesome.
The first five years.
The anthology.
The anthology volume one.
They're not paying me to talk about this.
I just have it.
Now I don't have a CD player's problem.
It's got five CDs in it.
What's in there?
I don't know.
I'm just going to hug it.
Garth.
When you open it up, he comes out.
There are five of these that are going to come.
Yes, he's hiding in the box.
Basically.
So there's that.
You know they announced that show.
I told you the four.
where they get the four singers out there,
and they're like, they're like, come to LA.
We want you to host this show.
And I was like, okay, it's going to be on Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox.
And they're like, come, we're going to want you to host a show on Fox.
I'm like, okay, I go out to Los Angeles, and they're like, you, okay,
you have 10 million people that listen to you.
And then you've done all the musical formats.
You know all the music.
And they're like, we got you.
Unless Fergie takes it.
Remember me telling you about Fergie?
Yes.
Like weeks ago.
And you know who took the job yesterday?
Did you see it?
Yeah.
Did you see Fergie?
I saw it Furgy announced.
Didn't you feel, listen, I'm okay, I'm okay.
I got other irons in the fire that are good.
But then you felt like in the know when you saw Fergie was announced?
Well, yeah, I kind of knew that my buddy was out.
It's like.
Trust me.
I got bigger things cooking.
No heart for me.
Okay, okay.
Don't hurt for me.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Cole Swindell announced the dates of his first ever headlining tour.
It's called The Reason of Drink Tour.
It's kicking off in February.
Lauren Elena and Chris Jansen are the openers.
Dates and details are up at colswindell.com.
And the Royal Wedding, I've got some details about it.
I think I know when it's happening.
And then, so I think it's going to be April because Kate is due with her third baby, like, around Marchish.
And they don't want to deal with, like, you know, her going into labor if they have a wedding anytime before that.
And then, did you know that Harry is worth 10 times what Megan is worth?
So who pays for the wedding?
The taxpayers of the U.K.
Oh, they do?
Of course.
That's who pays for that whole thing.
They pay for the wedding, too.
They pay for everything.
I know they pay for their whole life, but, I mean, as the, she's traditionally in America,
sometimes her side of the family pays.
What if the dad gets that call?
Blighy hello.
It's May Prince Charles and, what's her last name?
Mr. Merkel?
Yeah, Markle.
Mr. Markle.
Mr. Markle. I'm inquiring to ask if you pay for the,
way.
He'd be like, what?
What?
And Mr.
Markle's like a
chimney sweeper.
Yes, dude.
He's in Mary Poppins.
A chimney sweeper.
Jim, chiminy.
And he's living out like the ultimate fairy tale.
I like it.
And then he does it go fund me?
And then pays for the royal wedding.
Yes, go ahead.
Okay, so think wedding April.
So go ahead and black out your calendar,
people like just so that you're prepared to have a little party and watch it and stay up
all night.
And then I also got word that they're probably planning on.
a baby in the fall.
So I wonder if she's pregnant already.
Any thoughts on that?
Ooh.
No, no.
She, she, I don't know.
I think you broke something, but.
I did see some rumors that they might already be married, but I don't think that that's true.
Like, you know, they went to Vegas or something.
Oh, yeah.
They went to the New York, New York.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
Let me crank up the band here.
All right, band, three, two, one, go.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Thank you very much.
This sound good.
Soon the bells will start.
So it's almost Christmas time.
We're less than a month away from Christmas.
And we on this show always do something for Christmas, regardless of what it is.
And so this is what we're going to do as a show.
We're going to all bring an idea to our.
tomorrow about what the gift giving should be.
For example, last year was Cracker Barrel.
And I got into so much trouble for doing that last year from like our sales department.
Because apparently Cracker Barrel wasn't a client.
And I don't think about that stuff.
And they're like, you could have used, whatever.
And we could do that again this year because I like to ask forgiveness and not permission.
But I would rather not.
What should the theme be?
Like I have a theme my dad like to say.
suggest, but everyone will bring one tomorrow, okay?
The theme should be, in my
opinion, we draw names
and you have to give them something you already own.
Oh!
What?
What?
Wow, that's interesting.
It's something that you really love.
It doesn't matter.
Like, let's say I drew you
and I have to give you something
I already own.
It's a Christmas gift.
But that would be my...
That's amazing.
Or it can be something you make,
or it can be something that
is over...
Yeah, I mean, anything you want.
Bring your ideas tomorrow.
Okay.
All right.
So there's that.
Band, one, two, three, four.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Tomorrow at this time.
Soon the bells will start.
And the thing that will make them ring
as the carol that you sing right within your heart.
Let's go to the morning corny.
Ready?
The Morning Corny.
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call an old snowman?
Water.
That was the morning corny.
Got us.
Solid.
Sometimes she just come through.
Thanks, guys.
That's a good one.
So women are getting toe surgery to fit into high heels.
Because some of them are going,
man my feet doesn't fit that well and I do love shoes and so what they're doing is reduction's
kind of a misleading word but what happens is they take the toe bones and they straighten them out
completely no oh so no it's still a something but it's all for shoes yeah your thoughts no I find
different shoes no that just seems so awful to me now I get it sometimes my toes are really
uncomfortable but no no shoe is worth that for me I'll find a different shoe or will you just take the pain
Do you ever work?
Oh, 100%.
I take so much pain all the time.
I mean, here's the thing.
You can bench yourself the first hour or two.
Like, oh, these are great.
These are great.
These are great.
And then halfway through the night, you're like, still trying to tell yourself
how great they are.
And then you're just like limping and you can barely walk.
Like, sometimes it takes me days to recover.
Like, after we have IHeart Radio Fest in Vegas or something and I'm in heels for a few days,
it's like a good week of recovery for my feet, my knees, my back.
You know what you should do?
My shoes look good.
You should get a toe reduction.
That would just make the whole thing easier.
Well, I don't know that it's necessarily a toe issue.
There's so many other things wrong with, like, high heels and stuff.
But, hey, you got to do what you got to do.
So maybe I don't necessarily hate on anybody straightening out their toes or whatever they're doing.
Do you ever go?
I'm never wearing these shoes again.
Yes.
And then, you know, the next thing, next event comes along, and I'm out there wearing them.
Like, here I am again.
Yep.
I'm never wearing.
And the more I pay for them, the long.
longer I try to wear them.
It's ridiculous, actually.
That makes sense.
There's an eight-year-old, stole the mom's car, led the police on a cross-county chase,
eight years old in Indiana.
So they're like, what do we charge her with?
She's eight.
What do you do?
Take away her toys?
I know she stole a car.
All her toy cars take them away.
So an eight-year-old Indiana girl could be facing charges.
She stole her mom's car.
car led police on a cross-county chase.
The unnamed girl was at shopping
with her mom. She jumped in the
car. Police found her driving
down a state road 40 miles an hour.
Oh my goodness. She refused to stop.
Wow. The police had to box her in.
She eventually tried to park her car
and hit a police department cruiser while doing so.
Because she didn't have to park.
Right, yeah. So was she just like,
was she mad at her mom? Was she running
away from something? Or was she just like
having a good time? I don't know because she
refused to come out once
They pulled her over, so they had to break a window and pull her out.
Great.
And they took the eight-year-old into custody.
How old?
Eight.
I'm not joking.
I see my daughter doing that.
She's eight.
Your daughter's older than eight, though.
I know, but she's ten, but still.
Dang.
It's just, what do you do with this eight-year-old now?
You got to punish the parent.
I mean, you can't punish the eight-year-old.
No, but the big.
Somebody taught that kid to get the car and drive.
Eddie is our producer as a nine-year-old.
You have a nine-year-old.
If you're a nine-year-old, if you're a nine-year-old,
Take off driving in your car.
Do you want to get punished?
I mean, that's on me, right?
I know I'm asking.
I did something wrong to get this kid in a car and think it's okay to drive down the road and hit cars and do that.
Well, he didn't hit cars on purpose.
Oh, yeah, he didn't know apart.
He just didn't know.
I don't know.
That's a weird story.
And I just imagine an eight-year-old looking through the steering wheel to the bottom of it.
Like holding it by the bottom of the steering wheel driving.
Yeah.
Man, that's a crazy one.
Jake Owen has a podcast now.
and I'd like to play a little bit up for you
it's Jake Owen's
Good Company podcast
Right
Yeah the only thing
missing is a pretty girl
sitting here next to me
Cusing up on me
And I got a spot waiting on you
I believe you can just search Jake Owen
On iTunes or IHart Radio
A good company podcast
You know
Find out what exactly you search for this
Good Company
Okay
It's called Good Company with Jake Owen
Here we go
Here's Jake talking about his very first podcast
What's up everybody
Today, it's Jake here on Good Company with the Good Company podcast where we talk to all kinds of folks
from family members to friends to people that have influenced me throughout my life.
And with this being the first podcast that I've ever put out, I thought there's no better person
than my best friend, Jared, who is my twin brother.
So as twin brother and then Marty Fish, a special tennis player, they grew up together, right?
Your mom was so mad. Sally was so mad about that.
What about the time we shot the lady in the leg with a BB gun, dude?
There's no way I could have shot that shot 3,000 times.
Never got that lady.
So, again, this is Jake Owen's podcast.
Everybody should download it.
It's like 40 minutes, right?
It's called Good Company with Jake Owen.
We want to really focus good company around hanging out with good people,
the people that make me laugh.
As you heard on that one, I mean, we just are laughing.
We could go on for days and days with the stories.
But we'll go from there.
We've got lots of cool people that are friends of mine.
that'll be on the show.
Like, and they shot a lady with a BB gun.
And you should listen to this.
Good company with Jake Owen.
Search for that.
And there's a pretty girl sitting here next to me.
Because I'm on you.
So be Y, O.B.
You ready for the never going to get it?
Yeah.
You're never going to get it.
The average American will spend $378 on this during the holidays.
Just this alone.
The average American, you, Amy, you're an average American.
Okay.
You will spend $378.
$878 on this during the holidays.
So I don't think you're going to get it.
I'll give you a shot at it.
And we'll give one listener a shot at it.
877-77 Bobby.
That's the phone number.
877-Bobby.
All right, Amy, I'm going to let you spoil it.
What do you think it is?
Food!
Food!
Ooh.
Oh, show me food.
Oh, no, no, no.
So, okay, there you go.
Take a shot at it.
All right, the whole deal is, the average American will spend $3708 on this.
this during the holidays and Whitney is on in Virginia.
Whitney 8.
Yes.
Good morning to you.
Good morning.
What's going on with you?
Absolutely nothing.
Driving to work.
Yeah, what kind of job you have?
I work as a therapist in the school.
Oh, wow.
That's pretty cool.
Is that fulfilling to you?
It is, very fulfilling.
I really enjoy it.
Yeah, that seems like something you have to have a big heart to do
and you have to like take in the bad, you know, to get to the good.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, oh yeah
Is that a fair statement
About your job?
Yes, it is
Very much so
Well, I really admire
What you do
Oh, you did call him or something
Sorry, got a little sidetracked
There on my admiration
For your work
How about this?
What is your answer, Whitney?
Wrapping paper
Wrapping paper
That's not it
That's incorrect
Don't hang up
Because actually
I'm gonna give you a prize
Anyway, I normally
don't do this
But no, you're incorrect
But what I have is
And this one
Hey, can I give away
This thing Garth sent me
Because I can get another one
Morgan, number one, head producer?
It's a great question.
Thank you, Ray.
I'm just going to give it away, because Garth will get me another one.
So what I have is, I have the Garth Brooks, the anthology, the first thing.
It's like tons of CDs in a book and stuff.
And it was given to me, but I'm going to give it to you, okay?
Oh, awesome.
I'll melt it to you.
I think what you do is fantastic.
And if you would have had a job, you'd been like, you know what I do?
And they'd have been like, I steal.
I'd have been like, I'm not giving you a gift.
But since you don't, I'm going to give you this.
This is not any sort of promotion, by the way.
It just literally is sitting next to me, and I'd like to give you something, okay?
Thank you so much.
Don't hang up, because if you hang up, we will not have a way to get back in touch with you.
Okay.
All right, hold on a minute.
Do you want to answer it, Amy?
Yeah, what is it?
Oh, you already tried.
You missed it.
Oh, I thought you wanted me to read the answering.
Oh, yeah.
I tried.
I got it wrong.
The average American will spend $3708 on this.
Lunchbox.
Easy, electricity.
All those Christmas lights.
Ding, ding, ding.
Oh, good one.
Oh, wow.
How about that?
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
Wow.
How about this?
I'll give this to you instead of Whitney.
You have the Garthorology.
Thank you.
Can you make sure that gets to her?
Use our stamps.com.
Yes.
It's a sponsor.
There you go.
There's that.
I think tomorrow, Daniel Bradbury, should be stopping by.
She's got a record coming out this weekend.
And so does Chris Stapleton.
He'll be in later this week, too, to do the radio stuff.
So much.
But Stapleton came by the house.
people have listened to the podcast. Have you got to listen to podcast yet?
Not yet. Dude, I'm telling you.
It's just crazy
because to have Chris Stable to sit there
and talk for an hour,
it's like you get to sit down with
like Santa Claus or someone that doesn't
ever talk for long periods of time.
And so, yeah, it's really interesting.
Just to go and search the Bobbycast
and you can hear that. And Chris is a good guy.
He just prefers not to talk.
He lets his music do it talk
but he does talk on the Bobbycast.
Oh yeah.
He does. He does.
He does.
I get some good belly laughs out of him, too.
It's fun.
So, okay, there's dad.
There's a kid that got locked in a safe at the store.
Oh, no.
I know.
And again...
What's happening?
Well, it's just a kid being a kid.
So they're at the store, and it's like a gun safe.
Okay.
And the kid just crawls in and locks it behind them.
Oh, my goodness.
And the parents are like, I don't know.
We're a little Jimmy.
And he's like, I don't know.
Yeah, how do you find him in a safe?
And so they can't open them.
the safe. No one knows the code.
So they have to call the fire department
and they have to cut through
the kids in there. Wow. They cut through it.
They have to cut through it. And they cut all
and they have to be careful while cutting through it. Yeah, because
stay away from where we're cutting. Yeah,
he was in there for half an hour.
Oh. He came out. He was
fine. He was a little thirsty.
And a little traumatized probably. Yeah, but you know he's going to love
that story for the rest of his life. He's like,
one time I got locked in a safe and firefing.
had to cut me out.
So, I mean, that kind of stinks
if you're the parent, because you're not a bad parent.
No, you're not.
No, you're not. No, you're not. No, no, you're not.
No, that's just kid goofing off.
Sure, we all did that as a kid.
Yeah, the kid hopped in the safe, and next thing you know.
Amy, can you imagine the people at the store, like the manager of the store,
how he's freaking out too?
Oh, yeah, because the parents are going to be like,
how in the world would you leave a safe accessible for a child to lock themselves in it?
He's eight.
Like the kid who stole the car.
car earlier?
Maybe they run together.
Yeah, they're buddies.
It's like a bunch of eight-year-olds.
Eight-year-olds.
Here, so I mentioned this.
I'm a little sore today still.
We had a flag football game on Thanksgiving break.
We played Saturday at Westlake High School.
And we played and it was awesome.
And there were, I think there were 18 of us when the game started.
Now, when the game ended, there were far fewer.
And we're all late 20s to 30s and some of them were in their 40s, early 40s.
And within the first five plays, three people on my team were injured for the game out.
Totally out.
Totally out.
Oh, man.
In the first five plays.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
And this isn't just like football.
This is a metaphor for life.
You can't go zero percent for 365 days and then 100 percent for one.
You can't because you'll tear things.
So, and so we don't have this game.
Everybody had to take shirts off and switch yellow and blue and the teams had to like switch out.
And it was a whole travesty because I just like,
like to compete team on team.
And instead of we're all
switching people
halftime the disaster.
Who didn't get hurt?
Me.
That's right.
But the only reason is
because I don't go zero
for 364.
Yeah, you go 100.
I go 100 all the time.
But people,
they were like pulling,
within the first five players
were turning hamstrings.
One of the guys
got an Uber wreck
on the way over too.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
His Uber got into wreck.
How crazy is that
if you're an Uber wreck?
Yeah.
And that had nothing to do
with being old or getting hurt, but we were like, where's Todd?
And they were like, well, Todd was in an accident.
And I was like, Todd's an accident.
And they were like, his Uber driver hit somebody.
And I was like, oh, here's the thing.
I know Uber's did not go to an eight-year university, you know, but it does feel like
Uber's are, like they should have your back like a doctor.
Oh, they should be actually saying.
Trust them.
I just trust them.
Yeah.
I felt like they have some sort of advanced driving degree.
Yeah, but they don't.
They don't have to remind myself of that.
I've been pulled over in an Uber.
I mean, not me, but my Uber driver got pulled over while taking me somewhere.
Which is crazy, because I get into Uber and I just relax.
Like, all fear goes out the window when probably I'm a better driver than the Uber.
I don't even buckle sometimes.
Oh, you're crazy.
And for people that don't have Uber, because we have a lot of listeners that have never been in Uber,
you hop on your phone, you hit a little app and you go, I'm here and I don't have a ride,
pick me up.
And somebody that shows a picture and they pick you up.
And then the end.
It's like a taxi, but a personal vehicle.
Yeah.
It is basically a taxi, like a dating app, meet the taxi.
Exactly.
But for some reason, I trust, when they pick me up, I'm like, I'm good.
This is safe.
But he got an accident.
Arkansas Keith is on.
Oh, the old stepdad's on.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning.
How are you?
Good.
How are you doing?
I'm good.
Arkansas Keith sent me some pictures from his Thanksgiving weekend.
I guess you and Mike had both killed bucks, both of you?
Yes, we did.
Yeah.
The old timer is out doing it, ain't they?
Yeah, you sent pictures that.
Look at us all, and they're both home.
And I don't think yours is very big, though, if I remember it correctly.
It's not real big.
Yeah, why are we looking at here?
That was a seven point.
And what was spread on that thing, like one inch?
Well, it was a little bigger than that, but.
Hey, it's a legal book, though, right?
That's correct.
And so, you guys went out pre- Thanksgiving dinner and hunting?
Well, that was Wednesday and, like, Thanksgiving Day.
Do you guys still do the first?
pre- Thanksgiving dinner hunt?
We do.
And how that turned out?
Yeah, it wouldn't good.
And then, of course, we had Thanksgiving out here with the bleases.
You know how that is.
I do know how that is.
Lots of food.
Lots of food.
It was good.
How's being off from the park for the winter?
It is great.
It's semi-retired as a life for me, I'm telling you.
So how old are you?
I'm 61.
And so what happens is, again, this is my last.
old stepdad here and he goes and he works for the parks and all the time whenever you go to the
park when it's warm and you can go but there's no mowing or no maintenance to be done you're off right
that's correct and i just do fall fall fall winter how many days out of seven do you hunt
probably six i'm hunting right now are you in a tree stand right now i am i'm looking at some turkeys
right now i think yeah i'm out of the middle of a big field looking at me
It's nice today, hey.
Little turkeys don't even know what's about to happen.
Can you shoot them on the air?
It's about being in the outdoors.
Being in the outdoors, that's what's all about.
Can you shoot them right now?
No, you can't shoot turkeys right now.
Oh, then why are you looking at them?
Because they're right there.
Well, I'm just, you know, I'm just...
Well, what are you hunting?
I'm deer hunting, but I'm enjoying the turkeys, you know.
I'm just in the view.
The sun's up.
It's great out of that.
Oh, post a pig.
I'm a
Arkansas Keith is a conservationist
I am
there's more turkey
sliding out in the field
right now
there you go
I can picture it all
right now
reporting from the turkeys
right now
live from Arkansas
yeah
where are you in Arkansas
exactly
I'm out at
Carl Bleaches
Mike's uncle
like what part of
like what town
I love it
like I know these people
but none of our listeners
know these people
like what town?
Fountain Lake
out by Fountain Lake
all right there we go
yeah
everything good
with you
everything
good. How about you?
Yeah. Everything's good.
Just living life. What about Christmas?
What do you got going on?
I don't really know yet. I'm going to kind of play it by here.
I'm thinking it's going to be big, though.
You know what I'm saying? It always is.
No, no, we don't know what you're saying.
What do you mean by big?
It's not big, but it ends up that way.
Yeah, lots of people.
Oh, okay.
Lots of food. Good times. Good times.
Yeah.
Good times, great oldies.
That's how I credit a lot of my music knowledge to us driving the old Toyota,
to listen to the Cool 95, the oldie station.
Oh, yeah.
That was a good days, wasn't it?
That was a good, that's how, I mean, I am an expert in 60s and 70s rock because of Arkansas
Keith.
What was your favorite band growing up?
Oh, man, I'm going to have to say, I don't know, maybe Zee Top or Guess Who.
I liked both of those really well back in the days.
So, not the who.
The Woman is my favorite song ever.
Longful Woman's the best song I ever heard.
Long Coal Woman?
Yeah.
She was a long cool woman.
in a black dress. Yeah. Eddie and I will listen these songs too now. Anyway, I just want to check
on you to see how you were doing. Everything's good, man. Appreciate it. All right. Well, I don't want,
we don't run any deer off. We're talking to you, do we?
No, no. Who cares? Yeah.
You shoot them. That's when the work starts, right?
That's true. All right, yeah.
All right, man. Talk to you soon. Bye-bye. There he is. Arkansas Keith. I love how
my favorite part is that he just talks to me. Like, there's no radio show involved. He's
like, oh man, I'm at Carl's.
And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
We're on the radio.
Can you tell a lot of listeners where that is?
We don't know Carl.
That's funny.
That's funny.
Let's go.
Bobby Bones.
The Bobby Bones show.
So we do this thing called The Million Dollar Show.
It's The Raging Idiots, our band, and then we have a bunch of big artists join us.
It's in Nashville once a year at the Riemann Auditorium.
It's huge, so big that I tell everybody on the national show,
hey, if you can come to this, you should come.
Because last year, Sam Hunt played at
Thomas Rett played it.
Garth Brooks showed up, played.
I mean, it's just this big thing.
And I can, at least today, announce three artists that are playing the show with us.
Tickets going on Saturday, by the way.
So the first round of announcements is Luke Combs.
The Million Dollar Show with the Raging Idiots.
Luke Combs will be performing and performing with the Raging Idiots.
Not the whole time.
He comes out and does stuff.
Yeah, yeah.
He's not part of the band or anything.
Also, special guests, Dan and Shea.
And we always pick a new artist
That maybe people don't know yet
And last year it was Caitlin Smith
This year it is Nikita Carmen
Oh when you think love has a curfew
And it's like you think
So today is Luke Combs, Dan and Shea
And introducing Nikita Carmen
Tomorrow?
More
Thursday, more
Tickets on So Friday
The Grammys came out
The nominations
And first of all, it's the first time
in 14 years that there's not a country artist
in any of the major categories.
Wow.
Which says what I always say,
that our format is far as like on the number one side,
it's a joke.
It's a joke.
You know, they pass around fake number one,
so no passion has developed for anything.
I think Dave Paulson tweeted,
huge year for hip-hop,
country music has shut out for the first time in 14 years.
And my tweet back was,
because our format is broken.
It's too obsessed with passing around
fake number one songs instead of letting them breathe and letting a passion develop.
It's not surprising.
It also trickles to albums, too.
So that being said, there's no country in any of the major categories.
So to that.
When really, you could argue that Miranda, Stapleton, and then in the song category, Sam Hunt,
should all be in the major categories.
But, okay, there we go.
Man.
For sure.
Body like a backroad?
Yeah.
Well, even Stapleton and even Miranda.
But they're in the country categories
But here's the thing about the Grammys
In the country category
It's like a bad version of the CMAs
They don't even know about country
And they have a country version
You know what I mean?
Like I get to vote in the class
I'm a Grammy voter
I get to vote in the classical music part of it
What do I know about classical music?
That's what you do during that
Nothing, you just pick whatever looks fun
That's what I did
Like I voted in this stuff
I don't know what I'm talking about
For like 80% of it
And you have to vote
In a certain amount of categories
You don't have to vote them all
Okay.
But there were things I voted for.
I know what the crap I was voting for.
And so there are people that are voting for this country still have no idea.
So I don't even look at the country, country Grammys as being as for realistic CMAs.
And trust me, I've had my issues with the CMAs.
I didn't this year.
They gave me one.
I love them.
That's my new favorite group.
Not like the A.C.M.'s too.
But still.
So I'm not even choosing my words wisely.
It's just dumb.
And it's a broken system.
And our format's going to go right down.
the toilet. I mean,
you have labels that are
passing around fake number ones.
You have radio PDs
that are like, yeah, we'll play. You have Spotify
being run terribly.
You have everything's just terrible
country, because it's all a big brother
system. Hey, we'll take care
of you. Anyway.
I'm just irritated at no,
because it should have been, but we
don't let it. Here we go. Song of
the year. But these are some great
songs in country. So good.
That should have
that one or two of these
should have popped
into the big category.
Better Man, Little Big Town.
Best Country Song, Better Man, Little Big Town.
Sam Hunt, Body Like a Back Road.
Still the jam.
You can play that every day, every hour.
Broken Halos, Chris Stapleton.
Miranda Lambert, 10-man.
Midland, drinking problem.
There you go. Enjoy.
What?
I just feel old because the best new artist list came out and honestly, I know one of them.
You mean like all, the main category?
The main category, best new artist.
And I'm like, read me the list.
Let me see if I know it.
Okay.
Elisa.
Yeah, Scars.
She has a song Scars.
You wouldn't know it.
All right.
See, but I don't know the name though.
Okay.
So I'm feeling old.
But I definitely know what song you're talking about.
Yeah.
Okay.
Collied.
So is that DJ Collie?
No.
Oh, man.
I'm so confused.
He's from Texas, too.
DJ Colleen or call it?
He's like a...
Yeah, it's from Beaumont.
Yeah. Oh, okay, shout out.
What does he sing?
R&B.
Okay.
Lil Uzi vert.
You know Lou Eozy?
Little Uzi came out with that cheering.
Didn't the Louie come out with that cheering?
Okay.
I have to...
And, oh, no, there's more.
Julia Michaels.
Yeah.
Okay.
Because I got a problem.
And you got them too.
Yeah, I like that.
And then S-ZA.
Or is that S-Z.
Now, sometimes I'll listen to
secret show after I leave here.
Yeah.
Because does they have,
the Sizzes that have snake or whatever?
Is it S-Z-A or S-L-A or S-L-I?
I don't know.
But that's the one too that gets me because I never know how to say it.
What does she sing or is it a heat?
Here.
I'm going to say to my ever.
Siza.
C-Z-A.
Here, what's the big song?
Oh, we get it.
It's probably is like Sizza.
It's the weekend.
What's up?
It's Siza.
Yeah, I have radio.
I'm the verge artist with my new song, The Weekend.
Music for influence
A lot of that is like based on
Oh my gosh
Here we go
Yeah
Come on
What you know
Siza
Yeah
Yeah
Tell me have you seen her
Have you seen her?
This sounds like
Ooh
Slow jazz
I get so weak in the knees
I can hardly speak
I don't know Siza
Very well
The other ones I know
But it does, yeah.
I get so weak in the knee.
Yeah.
I know I like every word of that song.
Yeah.
Anyway, hey, congratulations.
I hope everybody wins awards.
Yeah.
But country was shut out of all the major categories.
Did you vote for a little Uzi Burt?
I did not.
That's who I would have voted for just based on name.
We just called Uzi.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, Uzi.
Okay.
You all just call Uzi?
Yeah.
You guys, I got to keep up with every format still.
I'm being honest, so I didn't know Sizzi.
I know that you try, yeah.
No, you've talked about Uzi before on the show.
Of course.
I was like, he's terrible.
That's what I said.
Oh, is he?
He came out, I was like, he's terrible.
He does the lazy rap.
What?
What?
He mumble raps.
Yeah, mumble wraps.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's like, hey, I got a beat.
I'll do some little Uzi for you.
It's terrible.
Come on, give me some Uzi.
What are you going to hear today?
I'm just going to what you guys do.
We're going to do this today.
What?
I don't know what you just said.
Mailed it.
Yeah, and he came out with Ed Shearren, and I was like,
Oh, boy.
All right, enough.
Congratulations to everybody.
Best country album, Chris Stableton.
The country categories just don't matter
because it's just all,
they, like, put us in a room,
and they're like, everybody vote for yourself,
and then go away.
Oh.
Okay, that's what you mean.
Like, only, like, one of them makes a TV show,
or maybe two of them.
Oh.
If you ain't making the TV show,
not a real category.
How cool to be nominated, though?
And then...
I agree.
It is.
Congratulations to everybody nominated, but just the format in general.
Yeah, for the rest of their lives, they're Grammy nominated.
Blah, blah, blah, blah.
That blah, blah, it's true.
That's absolutely right.
And all the artists should be very proud.
I'm just disappointed in what's happened.
And it's what's going to be the demise of us, too.
Yeah, I don't know.
The end.
I got to go get reprimanded, probably.
So, yeah, I'd probably just step away now.
Bobby Bones
The Bobby Bones Show
So the guys on the show are selling days on which Amy's kids are coming home.
They're what?
It's like a gamble thing.
Oh my goodness, they're betting?
Yeah, like the Super Bowl.
Yeah, it's like you, it's a calendar.
What you do is you pick a day and it's $10 for that day.
And once that day is gone, it's gone.
And what it is is the winner gets it all the money the day they step on the U.S. soil.
So we went up to sales yesterday.
and we were selling squares and
who's that, Ray was this your idea?
Yeah, I've wanted to do it for a while
and we finally just ended up doing it.
Our producer Raymond, like, gambles like crazy
and he set up this squid.
You can bet on when Amy's kids are
getting to America.
What's the end date?
Heck, we haven't taken any
for next year since she's kind of leaning towards this year.
I'd say December is the most popular ones.
Can I take all days after December 31st?
Oh, wow. All days?
Wow.
Not all days, but I'm saying like,
Is that a thing, like, greater than?
Bobby, you're getting in on this and you're going to put money on all days after.
Why don't you buy all January?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's all.
I'm not, I'm not doing.
So you want to capitalize on, you're going to make money,
you feel like you have a shot at making money if my kids don't get here when I want them to.
I just think.
You're putting money on that.
I just think that.
And you want to make money on that.
Y'all are making money on this?
Like, I don't understand.
Like, this is like a typical night for us.
Yeah, the typical night for us.
I think it's just, it's a way.
to kind of make a game out.
Like, it's, we're excited for your kids to come,
and it'll be even more exciting because someone's going to win some money.
Yeah.
It's just betting.
I get it.
When they get here.
I mean, I'm not trying to be like a, I'm mixed.
I'm mixed about it because, like, I'm cool.
I'm fun.
Like, what day would you take?
Do you want to buy some days?
Like, I want to be like, oh, this is fun.
And y'all are, yeah, like this.
And then part of me is like, oh, my gosh, like, y'all are putting money on.
When your kids are coming here.
I mean, I guess if you look at it, it's like, if someone's pregnant,
you put money on when they're like,
They're going to there you go.
Exactly.
But I've just like really been in labor for a really long time.
Five years.
So it kind of hurts.
Yeah.
Five years.
Is there any update?
The show's been going on.
No.
No.
No update.
If you missed it.
The listener was very emotional.
She had too much to drink and her husband recorded her talking about Amy's kids.
We're trying to get them over here.
Why are you crying?
They're a children.
You okay?
She's all of me.
So how much is it to get in on these squares?
$10.
You can't get in.
have too much as I never mentioned.
Inside of trading.
Oh, that's a good point.
What?
I just think they're probably going to be on like February or so next year.
What?
February!
Just based on what you've told us before and you missed it like four times.
Like you've always overestimated when they get here.
I think they're coming pretty quick.
I know, but I was just there and I got in a huddle and everybody said...
I know.
You all put your arms in.
Before Christmas.
On three.
We were like, one, two, three, Christmas.
I know.
The lawyer.
Everybody involved.
Yeah.
Haitians.
All kinds of people.
Okay.
All right.
I mean, fine.
February, wow.
I'll take a look at the calendar and I'll probably buy a couple days.
Yeah, it's open anybody.
Look at it as it's just us trying to find a way to cope.
Yeah.
Okay.
Do I get a cut?
No.
Unless you buy a square.
He said I have too much information.
Yeah, she has too much.
Okay.
Unless she buys in the next couple days.
Okay.
Deal.
I like to say this too.
It's just something else I want to bring up.
Lunchbox.
You have to stop spreading rumors around the,
and sometimes you don't know.
even know what you're saying.
What are you talking about spreading rumors?
You just go around saying stuff, and then the next thing you know, people are repeating
you thinking that it's true.
Do you know who this is?
I'm going to play you a song, okay?
Ready?
Let his voice kick in here.
Okay.
The jokes on me.
Yeah, I know that.
Go ahead.
That's my boy Tyler Farr.
Right, and what happened to him?
He had back surgery.
Oh, my gosh.
Yes.
Stop.
Are you joking?
He was telling everybody Tyler Farr, it's Tyler Hubbard from Florida
of Georgia Line.
Totally, totally different people.
He's running around talking about how Tyler Farr had back surgery.
Yeah, he thought he had insurg.
insider scoop and it's like Amy talked about it in the skinny and she didn't say Tyler
Farr at all.
You sure?
Hubbard.
I heard Tyler Farr and I told the people yesterday out of the show and I was like, man, I wonder
how long Tyler Farr is going to be out with that back?
And then people are going to be like, hey, is Tyler Farr not going to tour next year?
And I'm like, what are you talking about?
And they're like, we got from lunchbox that he secretly.
I'm like, no, no.
You have to, it's Tyler Hubbard.
It's Florida Georgia.
You got to make that more clear.
We did.
We said the words Tyler or Hubbard.
And Florida, Georgia line.
And, yes.
Not far.
All right, well.
Now you know.
My mistake.
There you go.
All right.
Show.
You want to hear Amy smoke alarm?
Here, this is funny.
Oh, my gosh.
You all hear that?
Yes, Amy.
Amy's recording it on her phone going, do you all hear that?
Yes, it pierces our ears, yes.
Oh, my gosh.
You all hear that?
Now, here's the problem.
Well, yeah, so I rip it.
It's been happening three days straight.
and all the smoke detectors are basically ripped down from the ceilings.
And some of them still beep from the countertop.
I don't know how it's happening.
And then if you unplug it, do you have a clip of that?
What happens when you unplug it?
Same thing.
No, no, not just beeping.
Literal sirens, like your smoke alarm is going off.
Like, the fire department is going to show up.
So there's something in your house?
Well, I saw on YouTube, I started Googling, like, what to do if your alarm's doing this, whatever.
And this one guy said, listen, if it's beeping like that, then dust,
or a bug or something might be in it.
So you take them all and you just blow.
Like a Nintendo.
Yes, exactly.
Great point.
I remember the throwback doing that as a kid.
And then you're supposed to be good to go.
Well, I'm not convinced that that work, but I tried it.
So we'll see what happens.
So you just wait at night staring at it?
Like, is it going to go off?
Yeah, I didn't even know I had one.
I've literally one right outside my room.
And I didn't even know I had one in our bedroom.
until, well, it started doing it too.
Yeah, that's a pretty helpless feeling when you can't get the thing to shut up.
I've taken it and just thrown it in the closet and you start it off the balcony.
Like, I've just got rid of them.
You just has a zop.
It's like a cockroach.
And then dogs are like, their poor ears because it's extra loud of them.
They're like, ooh-mm.
Makes a dog pee.
Because it gets so scared to just pee.
They start peeing everywhere.
Yes, and you can't shut it off.
Yeah, no.
They announced Grammys.
here do you want to hear the overall because again no country songs made the major categories or albums or anything
I had a whole rant I probably shouldn't have went on at top of the hour about that
not that I don't feel bad about it but I'll just I'll get told you should that's too inside
listeners don't understand people don't give our listeners enough credit but I do I want you to know I give you credit
listeners I do that's why I talk about that stuff because you need to know and I'm the I'm trying to fight for
the format here and even the people
running the format, don't care.
Like, generally.
Walk down the street, they don't care.
They're like, spit on it.
Yeah.
And I'm like, don't spit on it to format.
That's what's like around here.
So, anyway, here are the nominations for Song of the Year, all formats, okay?
Despacito jam.
It's a good one, huh?
It's a good one.
I like that one.
It's a good one.
JZ, 4444.
I thought the album was pretty whack.
That's not good?
I thought it was sound like an old Jay-Z.
I did not think that was a very good album.
And I love Jay-Z.
And I was like, it sounds like Jay-Z 10 years ago.
Julian Michael's issues.
That was a look at the radio song.
Because I heard it and I had to look at the radio to see what it was.
Like, what is that song?
I must have it.
I think I shazammed it right away.
Because I was like, I heard Seacrest playing it because it was an I-Hard on the Verge.
And I was like, must have that song.
That's a jam.
It's really nice, too.
There's, that's what I like from Bruno Mars.
Oh!
That's what I like it.
That's what I like it.
Come on.
It's flico and flico a thing.
It sounds good.
That's what I like it.
That's what I like.
Lucky for you.
That's what I like.
That's what I like.
And then logic has the suicide prevention number.
1-800, 273-8-255.
That's a good song too.
Aside from the message, which is fantastic.
And it's a great.
It's a number to call.
Like if you're depressed, that's a suicide prevention hotline.
The song is good.
Yeah.
So yeah, those are your.
up for top five songs.
I think they missed by not putting this in it.
Missed hard.
I'd have taken that Jay-Z crap and put Sam Hunt in there.
Because I love Jay-Z, that whole record's crap.
But anyway, there you go.
Have I ever told you I have opinions about stuff?
Yeah, because I was like, oh.
I just making sure we know.
I wonder of Jay-Z, because, I mean, yeah, his stuff's, like, really good, but I don't really like...
No, it sounds like oldies rap.
So, like, does anybody...
Do you think he just, like, threw it in?
like just whatever.
What is that thing you say?
Mail it in?
Mailed it in.
I don't say that.
You said that to me.
No, no, no.
I didn't make that up.
Like, I say it because that's a saying.
She gives you a lot of credit, dude.
Wow.
Bobby's saints are so good.
What's that saying is better late than never?
Yeah, yeah, Bobby.
You think you made it.
No.
Listen, so do Jay Z mailing in or what?
Or does nobody want to say to him like, Jay Z, this isn't very good?
People have said it.
And I've said it.
But what about when he's?
He's making it before he puts it out so he doesn't put it out.
Probably people don't say anything.
That's got to be hard to tell him that.
He's probably like when I'm doing a segment and you guys are like,
shut up, Bobby.
This segment's not good.
You guys don't tell me until it's over?
No, we don't even tell you when it's over.
So you just let it move.
Let it right.
Let it rise.
Hey, um.
What?
Yeah, you didn't make that up.
Mail it in?
No, she didn't.
Who's your song of the year, though?
Of all those?
Yeah, you got to pick one.
Oh, man.
It's kind of like.
Like, Despacito was such a record breaker.
Yeah.
But the Grammys are about, they're not about real life.
They're about who's the cool.
And again, I'm a Grammy voter, and I just vote for crap sometimes that I don't even know.
Hmm. So, I'm going to do a podcast on this later today.
Nice.
I don't know.
But I think maybe the logic song could win because of the message.
Uh-huh.
But I think it's the best song?
No, probably issues.
What about Bruno?
Oh, that's why I like.
Bruno won't win.
No?
Why?
It's too, like, good.
It's too popular. It's too popular.
It's not as popular to Despacito.
Yeah, because that was really popular.
So popular.
And it's, yeah.
But if you do Despaciz, you've got to get all those Daddy Yankee dudes and Luis Fonzi.
That's who the song is, Luis Fonzi.
Yeah.
You got to get all those guys.
For what?
To give them all trophies?
Yeah.
That's not a big deal?
Well, we got to pay for a bunch of trophies.
No.
I just mean, like, we don't know those guys.
That doesn't matter what you do.
So many people win that we don't know.
But this is the big one.
But the Gramies don't care.
I'm telling you, I'm a voter, I don't care.
I got you.
Sometimes that I'm like, what I can vote on?
What's the funniest name?
It's like betting horses.
It's a track.
I grew up going to Oakland.
I just find a horse out of funny name.
I love that.
And I bet on, hmm, I'll take.
No hoofs.
He's got to win.
Yeah.
I'll take, hmm, the calculated cabbage number seven.
That's what $10.
You know, it doesn't matter.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
I was reading this really tragic story.
about Judy Garland.
Do you know who that is?
Yeah.
Wizard of Ozgirl?
And how, like, I mean, it was bad.
Like, as she was a kid, they kept her on a diet of coffee and cigarettes and chicken soup.
And that's it.
And they monitor her.
And they would give her, like, adrenaline shots to work.
And then sleeping pills to sleep.
And it happened for, like, 15 years.
It was crazy.
It was insane.
I mean, I could tweet it out.
And then she only performed this song on TV, like, twice ever.
And so she was a kid actor.
And then she got Wizard of Oz.
and she really got nothing else after it.
I read it and I was just like, whoa, that's so sad.
And then on the set of the Wizard of Oz, all the other adult characters, the 10 man, the scarecrow, the lion, they all were, they resented her because she was the star, so nobody would talk to her.
She was this kid actor.
And the only person that would, because she was 16 when she did that role.
And they had to tape like her body in so she wouldn't look older.
and the only person that would be her friend was
oddly
because the character was the Wicked Witch of the West
Oh my goodness
Oh yeah
That's crazy
I read the story last night
And I was just like you gotta be kidding me
Like this is happening
Probably happening now we have no idea
But they would monitor
What are you reading?
I mean I'm just looking it up
So like when you say they
Is it like her parents or her managers
Well her mom got her involved in the studio
It was just
I mean because right here the headline says
Like sometimes she would have to smoke like 80 cigarettes a day.
Yeah, because it curbed her appetite.
Yeah.
Really?
Yes.
Oh, this is terrible.
Oh, dude, I read the article.
And then I watched her sing one of the only times that she sang some over the rainbow.
She started crying in the middle of it.
She sang it as an adult.
Yeah, it was a pretty heavy article, but I read it.
I was like, wow, that is...
Not...
It's compelling to talk about because maybe people go, hey, maybe things aren't so cracked up.
to be by all this fake stuff that we see.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, no.
Because who would have ever thought?
No.
And then many years later, in such a smaller level, like, you look at kids on TV and kids in the movies and people.
And like how it happened.
But you just never know what people are going through.
Ever.
And she had died in her 40s.
Yeah, really young.
So anyway, there's that.
Hey, happy days.
Man.
What a sad story, huh?
Yeah.
I want to read more on all that.
But yeah, I know.
Very interesting.
I'll tweet it out, Mr. Bobby Bones and you'll hate it.
Okay.
On a lighter note, they're selling upside down Christmas trees.
That's a thing.
Yeah.
You can buy them upside.
So like little at the bottom, big on the top.
That's my nickname in college.
Okay.
Yeah, but so you can buy upside down Christmas trees,
and they're pretty expensive if you go around,
but you can go and get one at Home Depot for like $150.
Or you can go to Target and get the really expensive one that's almost $1,000.
Crazy.
But it's a thing.
Upside down Christmas trees.
I mean, you can literally walk into a store, and you'll be like, huh?
It's confusing.
confused.
It's not even, I don't know, pretty to me.
Because you're not used to seeing that.
The Target one.
Yeah.
And it really is crazy.
It's like $9.89.12 cents.
Yeah.
Hey, crank up the band.
One, two, three, four.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Hey, it's killing it today.
Soon the boughs will start.
You like that joke, Lentebogga?
I think that's so funny.
I don't know why.
Lentzobuses doesn't laugh at anything, but I'm like, hey, three, two, one, go.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Did you see all the Black Friday shopping put the Amazon dude, Jeff Bezos,
at like over $100 billion.
He rich.
Yeah, he had hit that.
He was like at 99.9 million, or I don't even know,
but all the online shopping, he surpassed.
So I like to say this about retrieval.
What?
I was looking at a picture of the Amazon owner, founder, Jeff Bezos.
I'd look at a picture of Elon Musk, they have Tesla fame.
Yeah.
Man, when they've got richer, they've gotten so much better looking.
Like, they've got extra hair.
Oh, I haven't gone back to do any comparisons.
They got more hair?
Well, Jeff Basil shaved all his head.
Yeah, he looks cool now.
He was super nerdy with kind of a little bit of hair.
He's like Vin Diesel.
Elon Musk now has, he had a receding hair long like crazy.
And now he's got perfect hair.
Huh.
Like,
Interesting.
With richness comes good looking.
Wow.
I know.
I'm saying.
I'm going to be rich.
Do you know who like, um, who the, he's like the richest man in the world now.
The Arizona dude now.
And then after that is Bill Gates.
And then Luke Bryan.
Then Luke Brian.
Yeah.
I was going to say I think that too.
Bill Gates never got better looking, right?
Yeah, of course.
Did he?
He did?
Because he got more money.
We're like, that's a good looking dude.
But one thing that's cool about these guys is they are, I know,
know they have a lot of money, but you do read how generous
they are. Bill Gates, for sure.
Yeah. I saw
Jeff Mayzos, he like tweeted out
asking people for ideas
what he can do.
He's got to go fund me.
One hell of a family
at Christmas. Our girl's $5,000.
Go fund me. Now he's
asking for like philanthropic ideas for
giving back, which leads to my next story
of reminder. Today is giving
Tuesday. So you had Black
Friday, then Cyber Monday, and then today's
is giving Tuesday.
So if you can find a way to give back
in some way, shape, or form,
you can, or you need ideas,
search the hashtag giving Tuesday.
Tomorrow is wet Wednesday.
What do you do then?
I don't know.
You dump water on somebody.
And then Thursday,
where you get a little,
have a little drink,
and then Freaky Friday.
We should just run with days
all the rest of the year.
Freaky Friday.
Hold on a minute.
The band wants to play.
All right.
We got a band in studio all day.
They sound good today.
A two.
One, two, three, four.
beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
All right, show me now, boys.
Thank you.
I'm glad you played that song
because it goes along with my next story,
which also goes along with your beard,
because have you heard of beardomence?
Yeah, or you hang ornaments in your beard.
They're ornaments, but for your beard and they're a thing.
They're stupid.
What?
They're stupid.
If I ever talk to me with beard ornaments,
Jeff Sparrow, dude.
Say you get invited to a Christmas party or an ugly Christmas photo party or something.
Here's an idea.
Put some beardomints on.
if you've got a beard.
And you can, I saw some super cute ones on Etsy, but I'm sure you could just go to Target or whatever and buy the little teeny tiny ornaments and stick them on.
It's funny for a second, but can you imagine walking out of those things in your face?
No, of course not.
Yeah, be careful.
And who wants balls in their chin?
All right, what else got to go?
Oh, man.
Amy got a snort.
Who wants that in their chin, you know?
No, you're right.
I got it.
Okay.
So I stumbled upon workplace perks that people get in other country.
and I picked out some favorites.
Let me guess, nine-hour naps in the middle.
Wait, what did you say?
Nine-hour naps.
So you go home and you go.
That's a thing in Japan.
And you decide if you want to go back to work.
Yeah, in Mexico, too, siesta.
Actually, in Japan, if you take a nap during your shift, you'll be, your shift, you're
going to be praised for it because it's seen as an act of diligence because
you're so committed to your job, you refuse to go home.
You sleep there.
Okay, that was really, I just brought that one up because you brought up naps.
But listen to this.
In France, they passed a law.
that says you can ignore work emails when you're not on the clock.
Boom.
It applies to anyone who works for a company with 50 employees or more,
and it's called your right to disconnect.
That's fair.
And I think that's fair here, but if you want a promotion,
don't follow that rule.
There you go.
What?
No, it's your right to disconnect.
I know, you have a right now to disconnect.
It's supposed to reduce stress.
Lunchbox disconnects all but about the 7 a.m. hour of the show.
Like, here's a 23-hour disconnect rule.
It's about right.
I don't have an email on my phone, so if you're trying to get a hold of me,
I didn't get it.
Sorry.
Yeah.
There you go.
Bobby's like the opposite.
Like he gets stressed if he can't check his work email.
Oh, yeah.
Like right now, I'm going through withdrawals.
I'm talking to you guys.
All right, what else?
Okay.
Any else?
No, cue the band.
You can't cue the band.
I pay the band.
He's the conductor.
Well, you ask the band to play just real quick.
Yeah, guys.
Yeah, three, two, one.
It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas.
Who's the balls on their face.
The bells will start.
chin.
That's what you said.
You put him in your beer.
All right.
Yeah, that's my file.
All right, there you go.
Wrap her up.
There's that in his file.
Okay.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Ball show.
Come on, Bob.
Had Kip Moore in.
I always liked that guy.
I got some Kip Moore stories to tell you.
First of all, Kip was talking about last shot.
That's his new single, by the way.
And we're like, hey, dude, what's up?
Why did you pick that song?
When I've been hearing the crowd how loud they've been singing last shot back,
I was like maybe I need to rethink putting this out second.
So we all got together and we were like, let's try to go with this
because it feels like it's having the most impact out here
and then maybe come with the bull after.
Then we talked about kids and not having kids yet.
Two older brothers and three younger sisters.
So everybody, yeah, everybody's been having kids lately.
So I'm...
Hey, you got none that you know of.
I'm a last man standing over there.
That you know of.
That you know, a little bearded six-year-old is going to walk out and be like,
Yeah.
A bearded six-year-old with a serve board.
Yeah.
You're going to be like, Daddy?
Oh, no.
He better have an athletic walk.
He does.
I'd be like, that's not mine.
That's nothing to do with me.
And then we talked about camping.
He was like, come to Hawaii.
Come camping with me.
And I was like, what?
And then he starts talking about bread at Eldridge.
He's in bread a little bit.
I'll end up camping out.
You know, and I'll just kind of stay there for a night or two.
If the waves are good, then I'll come back to the place.
Hula dancing?
Hmm?
Hmm?
No, no Lula dancing.
That's at the resorts.
That's where Brett Elders is probably staying.
Hey, listen, that probably be where I would stay.
Dang.
I'll go over with Brent.
We would hang out there.
I got to give him a hard time because he was talking about going.
I was hitting it, you know.
You don't think he can rough it?
I don't see Brett ruffing it.
So, it was fine.
You can listen to the whole interview.
just listen to the show back.
Search Bobby Bone Show on IHart Radio or iTunes and listen to it back.
After the interview, Kip was like, hey, dude, come out.
Come to Costa Rica.
Come hang out in the house.
He's like, we'll surf for like five hours.
We'll get a little something to eat, hang out.
We'll surf for like five more hours.
I was like, where is the hangout?
We're like the internet.
You know, I have any internet.
I was like, oh, yeah, yeah.
I'll see you next year.
Merry Christmas, buddy.
I'll see you.
We'll catch you on the other side.
So, anyway, it's good to see.
What's up?
Nothing.
That's just not a joke.
The only thing you want to surf is Wi-Fi.
Nett.
Did you already say that?
No, but that's them.
Did it?
Because he surfs the water?
Yeah, I was like, where's the internet part of it?
There you go.
Okay.
The Bobby Bones show.
All right, we're out.
Thanks for hanging.
If you want to hear the whole show back,
I would encourage you to search Bobby Bones Show on demand.
That's it.
Bobby Bones Show on Demand on IHart Radio or iTunes.
And we update every show.
Also, like we mentioned earlier, Jake Owen's got a new podcast that you can check out, and it's called Good Company.
What's up, everybody? It's Jake here on Good Company with the Good Company podcast.
And they talk a bunch about growing up and stories, at least in the first episode.
Your mom was so mad. Sally was so mad about that. What about the time we shot the lady in the leg with a BB gun, dude?
There's no way I could have shot that shot 3,000 times. Never got that lady.
So it's Jake Owen being Jake.
search good company with Jake Owen
he's got his own podcast
thanks to Kip Moore
for stopping by this morning
we'll see Daniel Bradbury tomorrow
Chris Stableton's going to come by
the radio show
Thursday I think
Friday one of those days
everybody's got records coming out
like it's like the time
the Grammys come out today
Stableton
Best Album
Randallambert best album
Chesney
Little Big Town
Thomas Rette Lady A
all the big
best country album nominee
so congratulations to them
We gotta go
we'll see you Wednesday
Bye everybody
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