The Bobby Bones Show - Kip Moore In Studio + The Guys Make Bet On Amy's Adoption + Arkansas Keith Calls In

Episode Date: November 28, 2017

Kip Moore stops by the studio, the boys create an adoption square game and Arkansas Keith calls the show Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/lis...tener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:51 Bobby Bones, everybody. We're transmitting across America. The Bobby Ball Show. Come on, Bob. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:02:06 If you want blue eyes, you can get them. Did you know that? Well, yeah, like with contacts? No, medical procedure. They can turn brown eyes blue. It's a 20-second laser procedure. And it eliminates, like, the melanin? I just...
Starting point is 00:02:22 Never makes your eyes brown? I don't know, man. What? I'm too scared that I was going to, like, ruin my vision. Yeah, well, that to me. the laser on the eye is not a crazy thing. Like lunchbox got Lasick and loves it. Best thing ever.
Starting point is 00:02:34 It's just the color changing because it's not proven. Yeah, that's what I mean. Yeah. I know LASIC works, but. Kyle in Springfield's on because the big hot topic yesterday was Eddie left his four-year-old in the car and just forgot about him. Yeah. I know. Not a good feeling.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Not a good feeling. So Kyle's here to make you feel better. Hey, Kyle. Hey, how's the going, guys? What up? Thank you for calling. What would you like to tell Eddie our esteemed person? producer of two kids. Eddie, you are not a bad parent by any means. I've left my son in the car at least three times.
Starting point is 00:03:06 At least three times. Listen, these child locks on these doors are absolutely ridiculous. My kid's five years old to be able to get out of the car by himself. But the child locks, I keep forgetting. Absolutely ridiculous. I don't know about this. I do have one quick question though because I was told to keep it short and sweet. Wait, Kyle. Wait, Kyle, hold on. I got something to say about this. Your kids, your kids five. right? Yeah. Shouldn't he be able to be like, hey dad, don't forget me? Like, shouldn't you be able to like...
Starting point is 00:03:34 You'd think so. Just like Eddie said, like you said, self-sustainant. You'd think they'd be like, yo, pop, you know, bang on the window, something. Nope. He sat there and played on his iPad. Huh. All right. Three times, though, Kyle.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Three times, man. All right. What was your question? Go ahead, Kyle. I'm sorry. Do you guys go to work in your pajamas? Because it's so early in the morning. It is.
Starting point is 00:03:55 It is. It just depends. Amy usually comes in dressed up. anywhere from a 7.5 to a 9. What? It's true. That's a true statement. I, depending on the day,
Starting point is 00:04:08 sometimes our producer, Morgan, one, will be like beef camera ready. I don't know what that means. I'll just like shave my neck or something. But sometimes I come in sweats and sometimes I don't, depending on what we do.
Starting point is 00:04:20 Lunchbox for is the same stuff every day. So there's nothing different for him. So it's just around the room, kind of. Like I'm either really dressed up or not dressed up at all. Lunchbox is always the same. Amy's always dressed up. So it's pretty much there. Gotcha. All right, guys. You guys have a good day.
Starting point is 00:04:37 Hey, thank you very much, Kyle. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's I see you. To Austin Wells. I see you. La Port County Deputy Austin Wells pulled over driver for speeding. And he goes, ma'am, I'm going to, and she's choking as he walks up to her. She was going 70 and a 45. And he was like, all right, she's going a little fast, goes up.
Starting point is 00:05:01 she's blue. She's doing that thing with her hands where she's like breathe. And so she's 65 years old pulls her out of the car gives her the heimlich
Starting point is 00:05:09 and it was a nut that was lodged in her airway. Oh my goodness. So she was just trying to race to get somewhere so she could wait. Yeah, I think she was just freaking out
Starting point is 00:05:19 trying to get anywhere. And so he still gave her a warning. Now let's say he didn't give her a ticket. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, you still got to be safe even if you're like choking. I don't know about that.
Starting point is 00:05:29 I don't know. I mean, As soon as the nut flies out, I think I don't give... But he saved her. Paramedics arrived. She's all good. So, anyway, that's cool. I see you, Austin Wells.
Starting point is 00:05:41 I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond. In San Francisco, buildings were evacuated after a report gas leak. There was a small explosion. It's the College Hill neighborhood. It's been taken care of.
Starting point is 00:05:55 Everything is fine now. In Colorado, three schools were closed after law enforcement. Learned of a threat discussed on Snapchat. Luckily no bombs were found. The tell your ride schools are open today. And finally in sports at NFL fight between Akeed Talib and Michael Crabtree, you saw it all over the news. They've been suspended two games for the brawl. The weirdest things make lunchbox angry. Or at least they tilt him a bit because he was at a restaurant and they were like, hey, you know,
Starting point is 00:06:25 you can buy a meal. You can tip the server. You can also buy a round of drinks for all. the staff that's working there. It says that on the menu, right? At the bottom of the menu, it says, hey, if you enjoyed your experience, make sure you add an extra $10 to buy a round of drinks for the staff at the end of the night. What? What kind of crap is that? All that is a scam to get more tip. That's just an extra, because let's say... It is a tip. That's true. They're not hiding that, though. But they're not going to buy drinks for the staff. Let's be real about that. You don't know that. You don't know that. Okay. Let's say throughout the night, 20 people do that out of the whole restaurant.
Starting point is 00:07:02 That's 20 drinks per person for the staff. That's a drunk staff, and you're not doing that. You're just giving them extra money to go home. I thought that was the most ludicrous thing I've ever read in my life. Of all the things you've read in your life, now let's not do any hyperbo here. Of all the things you're in your life, that's the most ludicrous. Yeah, let me buy a round of drinks for the staff. Charge you an extra $10. Come on.
Starting point is 00:07:24 They didn't charge you, and it was optional. Yeah. Well, if they want to buy the staff a round of drinks, why don't they buy the staff around the drinks? Take it out of my bill. Not the $10 extra tip. I mean... But you didn't have to do any of it. They tried to scam me right there.
Starting point is 00:07:39 See, he gets upset about the most ridiculous thing. That's not a scam. Oh, that is a scam. No, it's optional. How's the scam? Because they are lying to you. They are not really buying drinks for the staff. There's no way.
Starting point is 00:07:50 Okay, but you really don't know they're not is the thing. And who cares? If you're doing that, they might don't take the tip, too. Like, it doesn't matter. Just say, whatever, I don't know, but they tried to scam me and I didn't fall for it. They didn't get me. Good. I showed them.
Starting point is 00:08:05 Yeah, you do. Why do you get so upset about those trivial things? Why do you guys think that's trivial? You guys don't want to be scammed? I'm trying to look out for the public. This should not be happening. That's Luda. Chris.
Starting point is 00:08:18 What's your dirty? Or gas station pumps or the toilet? Oh, the gas station pump. Oh, man. Yeah. Here's the thing about toilets. I've said this before many times. Toilets, like people go, we tested the toilet, see.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Think about your butt cheeks, just for one second. They're not that dirty. Your butt cheeks aren't dirty. Pretty clean. Yeah. So your butt cheeks, unless somebody's peeing on it, but then pee's not even that dirty either. Sterile. Actually, yes.
Starting point is 00:08:40 Actually. So, like, gas station pumps are disgusting. Millions and millions of, and then they list it, and it's basically every gross thing you could possibly think of. Yeah, they don't get cleaned. No point. No point. No point. They never get cleaned.
Starting point is 00:08:55 You use a, take a wipe you with you in your car and, like, grab the gas handle. It's like the remotes at hotels. Hotels. Yeah. Don't touch TV remote. So gross. Light fixtures. Don't touch them.
Starting point is 00:09:06 Don't drink out of the coffee maker. Use the sleeve. Oh, with the hotel? And then I always tip $10 extra so the, so the. Oh, stop it. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show. Time for the positivity on your Tuesday.
Starting point is 00:09:20 Well, tell me some good time. Tell me something good. So after seeing so much food getting thrown away after weddings and events, there's this wedding planner. And she's like, okay, I'm going to save the food. So after everybody leaves, she gets food, bags it all up. And instead of throwing it away, they take it and they go to pantries and shelters and churches. And they take all this wedding food and they donate it every time now. They can't wait for everybody to leave.
Starting point is 00:09:48 Who does what? They don't take the cake because, you know, they got to eat the cake in a year. They take the food and they donate it. She started doing this. And now they've been able to do it 50 times. So that's pretty awesome by that wedding planner. Amy, you're up. So a miracle baby has survived, was born the size of a soda can, defied all odds,
Starting point is 00:10:07 and now is five months old and doing great. The mom has had to set up a GoFundMe page to pay for medical costs because obviously it's not really something they ever planned on doing. But doctors are calling the baby's progress remarkable. She's a miracle. Again, the size of a Coke can. Man. Teenie time.
Starting point is 00:10:25 Yeah, lunchbox. There's this guy named Charlie. He lives in New Jersey and he wanted to do something special for kids this Christmas. So he walked into a toys or us and he paid $10,000 worth of layaway. Boom said, here, just go ahead. So when they come pick it up, they don't have to pay anything. Imagine you walk in to pay, because you don't walk in as someone who used layway a lot as a kid. You don't just walk in and go, I'll take my layway, please.
Starting point is 00:10:50 Layway is one you constantly go back and give a little each time. So imagine going in not to get yourself. stuff, but to put a little on it and someone goes, hey, it's already been taken care of. You'd be like, what? Yeah, Charlie Kay, that's pretty awesome. Andy donated on top of that, $2,000 of Toys for Tots. And I hope people don't hear that and go, oh, that's just a rich guy, because he may, probably, it's just a rich guy doing that.
Starting point is 00:11:09 But, you know, you can do much smaller things, too, like 50 bucks, 20 bucks, like little things like that make a difference, too. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. You know, something we didn't talk about yesterday was Eddie, and he let his nine-year-old go watch a movie. except if you remember he was grounded
Starting point is 00:11:26 from watching movies Oh yeah But you let him because of what The holiday Dude it got me All that Christmas music All that holiday season And joy and all that
Starting point is 00:11:35 And show some grace Like I was like You know what He loves this movie We all kind of want to go see it So let's just take him out of his Sentencing If you will
Starting point is 00:11:46 And put him on probation And let's go see this movie So I've got Eddie's 9 year old Reviewing Coco the movie But How do we feel about him ungrounding his kid? Because I'm so against it. So against it.
Starting point is 00:11:57 He's terrible president. He's about one month into his sentencing. He's never going to believe you. Like, he's not going to take you seriously. Next time you try to ground him, he's going to be like, okay. What's the next holiday? Once a St. Patrick's Day. Oh, I'm good.
Starting point is 00:12:10 I'm just saying, and our listeners can call, too, if they want, 877-77 Bobby. You can tell me I'm wrong. I just don't feel like general. As a leader, if you don't do what you say you're going to do, there's no reason for your followers to trust you and your son's a follower. Yeah, I just wanted him to learn the whole thing about grace too.
Starting point is 00:12:28 Like, good behavior leads to. So is he ungrounded now? No, he's not ungrounded. So he just got lifted for a day. Yes. Okay, all that aside, let's hear Eddie Jr., nine years old, his review of Coco, the animated movie.
Starting point is 00:12:45 Yes. We saw the movie Coco quickly. Tell me what it's about. It was about this kid whose family banned music, but he wants to play music, like his hero, and has to get his dead family's blessing to go home and play music, but they refuse because they ban music. Did that story remind you of me because, you know, I'm like Mexican and I play guitar and all that?
Starting point is 00:13:08 Yeah, kind of. Do you realize that that was our culture? Like, you're half Mexican, and so Miguel is like you. Yeah, kind of. So they play all that Spanish music. Do you like that music? Do you like that culture? Yeah, kind of.
Starting point is 00:13:21 Did you learn any new Spanish words from the movie? Chorizo, Mutacho, Chimaco, those words. You like to time out movies. How long was the movie? One hour and 49 minutes. Out of five stars, what do you rate it? Five. What's the next movie that you're excited to go see?
Starting point is 00:13:36 Ferdinand. When does that come out? December 15th. The same day as Star Wars The Last Jedi. Oh, boy. What a decision to make? Why do you go to make? That's not going to be going to be going.
Starting point is 00:13:46 That's next month, guys. How much longer is he grounded? One month? Yeah, that's a decision. No, that's in like... It's not on New Year's. Sorry, I didn't tell him that far. He's locked out, dude. He grabbed it.
Starting point is 00:13:57 I should have told him as I was like, what movie are you excited to go see? Fernand's sorry, and I don't see it. Grounded. You can throw him in his room. No food for you. Bobby Bones show. Boneyhead. Hurry up in the day.
Starting point is 00:14:08 This story comes us from Sandy, Utah. A man was driving a stolen BMW when police tried to pull him over. He was like, man, I'm not going to stop. I'm going to run. I can get away. Starts driving about 15 minutes later. He runs out of gas So police were able to arrest him real easily
Starting point is 00:14:23 Is the moral of the story To check the gas gauge before you steal the car? Yeah Or is it just Don't steal cars Oh yeah Always have a full tank of gas If you're in a stolen car
Starting point is 00:14:33 Yeah All right All right On Lunchbox That's your bonehead story of the day Bobby bombs Bobby bombs Everybody
Starting point is 00:14:40 We're transmitting across America This is a Bobby Ball Show This woman made a fake pregnancy belly and then she snuck a bunch of food in it to the movies. Oh. Nice. I mean, people are going to some extreme links to avoid paying the super high prices of the movie theater.
Starting point is 00:15:06 So expensive. I just had never heard of the fake pregnancy belly because it is quite the whole. So how they bust her? They didn't. She put it up. Oh. Because again, you can't work at the movie because you can't work at the movie. They go, ma'am, let me see under your stomach.
Starting point is 00:15:18 Right. Like you can't. Oh, yeah, that's so wrong. Yeah, you can't. Right. Even if it was a square. You got it. You gotta let her go through.
Starting point is 00:15:26 So she posted up and she had a bowl. She filled with candy underneath her sweatshirt and then put the thing over the top of it. But I mean, movies are dying anyway. Prices of things are dirty. Who wants to go sit in one? I wish these Netflix shows that have series. You know what I wish they would start doing? What?
Starting point is 00:15:43 They would have their series. For example, Stranger Things, which I just can't get through right now. I've watched five episodes and I... Really? Eddie, I just can't. I can't. Yeah, me neither. You too?
Starting point is 00:15:54 What? So fast. Yeah. Yeah. I'm almost done. Whatever. You're still not done? No, but that's just time.
Starting point is 00:15:59 Not that I'm not interested. I just haven't had time. You put all my golf. You do all kinds of stuff. You have time. I know, I know. But movies are different. Okay.
Starting point is 00:16:06 Well, yeah. I wish they would make the series and then make a movie at the end of it. Like a feature length, an hour and 30 minute movie. Of what you just saw. Yeah. Like that was... A recap? No.
Starting point is 00:16:17 A movie. A total different. Like on. You know, but they put it in the theaters. Netflix should start to do that. Make a series and then boom, put out a movie. Hmm. That's anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Okay, so I'm too progressive for you guys. Yeah, I'm not following your progressives. I need to get out of this business. I'm too progressive for this stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're going to have to further explain that. I'm going to talk about that later. I watch The Punisher.
Starting point is 00:16:36 It's fantastic. And not only that, it made me socially conscious more than ever about the difficulties vets have serving in war and coming back and getting back into society. and it was the first time anything has shaken me like that. And I was so invested in the movie and I was like, wow. And I've met a lot of vets and I understand the struggles. But I don't really because I haven't done it. You know how you know it and you see it and you hear it.
Starting point is 00:17:05 But unless you're involved in it, you really don't know it. And I still don't. But I watched The Punisher and I was like, wow. I mean, it really opened my eyes. Oh, I don't really know what the Punisher is. So yeah. It's Marvel. He was in the movie.
Starting point is 00:17:19 war and he came back and they killed his family and so now he's out to avenge that kind of thing got it but i'm telling you i would you agree mike d yeah did it make you look at it differently i mean it's crazy and i was like man like my heart just hurt for people that go and they spend their life serving and doing things they're trained to do and then they come back and they're just trying to find their place so but i thought the series was not to get sad but i thought the series was fantastic it's violent As all could be. So I wouldn't like it.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I think you'd still like it, Amy. You would just turn your head. Okay. It's very superheroy though. Yeah. Not really my thing. Yeah, but he doesn't fly, though. That's a good thing.
Starting point is 00:18:01 He does a lot of shooting, you know? Anyway, anyway, yeah. Yesterday, Amy gave us the update that she thinks that her kids will be here in America between December 10th and December 24th. Do you still feel that way? Yes. Okay. I just wanted to make sure.
Starting point is 00:18:24 Is there any other update? Not at this moment. No update. Okay. No update right now. Yeah, maybe later in the show. Okay. We're waiting.
Starting point is 00:18:36 She's looking at her phone all morning long. Yeah. A listener is very, one specifically, is very, very invested into the story. Because I think she had a lot, we don't know her, right? No. Her husband just. sent this saying that they got out of the house and she had one too many drinks. And then she watched a video of me with my kids in Haiti and she's a little tipsy.
Starting point is 00:18:59 Here's a video. Why are you crying? Deserves our children. You okay? She's a home to be. That's passion. Driving home after, you know, night out. To be fair, I'm that way sober.
Starting point is 00:19:29 When you guys aren't around. You are? Yes, I am. Okay. Let me say this, Amy. What? As someone who's met your kids and spent a couple days with them, I do feel like I can say this.
Starting point is 00:19:44 You're going to have your hands full with those two. Oh, trust me, I know. Why? Why do you say that? First of all, just watching the instillaries, things like hand dryers. I was watching him as instant's drawer. And her... Oh, I'm installing one at my house. Her son is...
Starting point is 00:19:56 How old is he six? Seven? Seven. He's fascinated with these handdriers. Secondly, and I scolded Amy on her Instagram. I sent her message because she was talking, she was like, hey, no more phone. And her daughter who is, how old? 10.
Starting point is 00:20:10 10 goes, no. And then Amy, and then Amy just starts laughing. Like, ha, ha, ha. That is so funny. And I was like, that's negative. You're sending positive reinforcement to negative action. Yeah. I was like, and Amy's like, oh, it's just kids being.
Starting point is 00:20:24 Listen to Uncle Bobby. He knows. It was so cute. Like she, I tried to talk to her and just put her hand up. friend. Yes. Okay, fine. I'll figure it out later.
Starting point is 00:20:34 Yeah, yeah. That's the thing. I'm going to figure it out later. It was awesome. I'm like, okay, talk to my hand. He's going to be easier. I don't know. Because at just, like, laughing and taking things in and smiling and dancing, she definitely
Starting point is 00:20:51 has, like, because she's had to grow up and be a caretaker, she definitely has an attitude about her. Mm-hmm. She could survive on her own right now. convinced 100%. She could probably win the show Survivor. She could. No, no, no.
Starting point is 00:21:06 She probably couldn't do that. No, she could. She'd get alliances. She'd do the whole thing. She's got it down. She doesn't know English well enough to do that. But whatever. Haitian survivor.
Starting point is 00:21:15 Okay. Haitian 11-year-old survivor. Yes. But she's 10. Obviously, I'm being sarcastic, but I just feel I'm just agreeing with you that yes, like she's going to be a handful. I watch this videos and I'm like, man, they don't even know what they're in for. No, they have no idea.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Like as far as. The pressure of running water. They're not used to that kind of stuff until you get to a hotel. Yeah. Like just that. Like what we consider to be warm water. My son starts freaking out. Like warm.
Starting point is 00:21:41 I'm not talking hot. And he's like hot, hot, hot. Because he's only used to cold water. Because they don't have any heat's the water. And then so I have to put it on like cold. And then I'm trying to help him bathe. And I'm like, freezing cold. But we'll see.
Starting point is 00:21:53 So, but in this conversation, has there been an update? Let me check. Hold, please. Let me go to the, nope. No update. No update. All right. So there you go.
Starting point is 00:22:06 But later in the show. All right, our buddy Kip Moore is here. I got a question for you. Because the last time we were talking, you were in studio, we were talking about what the next single will be. And now it's last shot. We both had a different song in mind whenever we were talking. Because I was like, man, I love blonde.
Starting point is 00:22:26 And then you were like, you thought it should be the name of your tour. Plead the fifth. Plead the fifth. And it's neither one of them. And so I was like, next time I talked to Kip, I got a few. And it couldn't be the bull because they're talking about other radio stations. So all that happened. They promised me we're going to come with that.
Starting point is 00:22:42 Like before the end of this record, they promised that they're going to let me put that out. Okay, tell me about why last shot? All right. So last shot was almost the lead single. And that was one of the first songs that I turned in when I was on the very first record. session for this record. And it's just been the one song throughout the record that is constantly stuck for everybody, that it hasn't had a burn factor.
Starting point is 00:23:10 And for me, like, I got out and I started on this tour, I started playing all these songs live. And the Bull, of course, does what it does. I mean, I knew that what was going to happen. But when I've been hearing the crowd, how loud they've been singing last shot back, I was like, maybe I need to rethink putting this out a second. So we all got together and we were like, let's try to go with this because it feels like it's, having the most impact out here, and then maybe come with the bull after.
Starting point is 00:23:34 I'm going to play in a minute. How was Thanksgiving, by the way? It was great. My sister had a baby. She wasn't supposed to ever have kids, so she's paralyzed from the waist down. So she had a baby the day before Thanksgiving, so I went down in Savannah,
Starting point is 00:23:47 and she was in the hospital there, so hung out with mom and brother, and other part of the family was kind of scattered, so I'll see them over Christmas. Congratulations. Yeah, my uncle. I love that. Wait, are you the first-time uncle?
Starting point is 00:23:59 I've got two older brothers and three younger sisters. So everybody, yeah, everybody's been having kids lately. So I'm... Hey, you got none that you know of. I'm a last man standing over there. That you know of. That you know of. A little bearded six-year-old is going to walk around and be like...
Starting point is 00:24:17 Yeah? The little little bearded six-year-old with a serve board. Yeah. Yeah. You'll be like, daddy? Oh, no. He better have an athletic walk. He doesn't.
Starting point is 00:24:31 I'd be like, that's not mine. That's nothing to do with me. Oh, no. And then look at this guy. And then for Christmas, you're going back home? Yeah, I'll go down to South Georgia. I'll go down to Tifton for Christmas. And then the day after, I'll bounce to Costa Rica and go surfing.
Starting point is 00:24:46 That's what I was going to say. Like, you go warm and water. Yeah, I'll go surfing for about until February 15th. So I'll check out. You don't get bored for that long? Bobby, I love it, man. I know, but like I love pie, but I can have like three pieces. I think surfing and eating pies a little different.
Starting point is 00:25:03 But I'm telling you, man, there's something that happens to me when I'm, there's a certain cliff that's out in Maui that you hike down to get this certain spot. And I don't think there's anything that brings me more joy on this planet than hiking down at like 6 in the morning. There's something when the sun's coming up, man, and it's kind of brisk. And you're seeing those waves pump in. There's just something that happens, man. I wrote about a 9 foot way, the 10 foot way, which is the biggest I've ever been on the last time I went. And feeling that barrel grew over the top of it
Starting point is 00:25:36 and you make it through the end of it, I don't know if there's ever been a more exciting moment my life. I'm serious. Like it was just the elation that came out of me when I got done. And my buddy's all kind of hooting and hollering, man. I can't get enough of it. That's it, huh? So I have Christmas coming up.
Starting point is 00:25:52 I have nowhere to go. I was thinking about maybe going somewhere, I don't know I surf though. I'm somewhat athletic. Can I pick up like get like a one footway maybe? But I mean like just because you never like just. No it's not the never done it thing. Try it man.
Starting point is 00:26:06 But I'll be by myself. I mean you don't have to be. I mean I'm like I leave I leave the door open to all. Everybody just kind of comes and goes. I got all kind of buddies that just kind of come and go. I'm not going to your cliff and mouth. Hey, Kip. Hey, it's Bobby Kip.
Starting point is 00:26:21 Remember me from Nashville? I'd like to surf with you a little bit. I'm just telling you man. I'll leave it open. There's so many people that come. All right. Yeah. So I'm just, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:30 You stay in a tent or what? No. But there will be nights where I'll camp out, yeah. But I mean, I've got like a little, I get a small little kind of bungalow there. And then I just, you know, if I go to the other end around Hana, I'll end up camping out, you know, and I'll just kind of stay there for a night or two. If the waves are good, then I'll come back to the place. Hula dancing?
Starting point is 00:26:52 Hmm? Hmm? No. No. No. No. Oh, all right. That's at the resorts.
Starting point is 00:26:58 That's where Brett Elders is probably staying. Hey, listen, that probably be where I would stay. I'll go over with Brent. We were hanging out then. I got to give him a hard time because he was talking about going. I was eating it. You don't think he can rough it? I don't see Brett roughing it.
Starting point is 00:27:14 Yeah, I don't need that. I don't, you know. I see Brett like staying in like a pretty plush pad, you know. He's got Edgar there with him. Oh, his dog. Yeah, like they're singing the Edgar in the hot tub. The Bobby Bones show You know, yesterday we talked about Thanksgiving a bit.
Starting point is 00:27:31 I think we go a little further today where lunchbox wanted to carve the turkey at his in-law's house. Oh, no. Because you're the man. Yeah, well, I tried to let the dad know my father-in-law know. I was like, look, you're getting older, you're about to retire, and I'm able to take care of your daughter. So I'm the man. Like, I'm the man that's going to be carrying on this family. I think it would be awesome if you let me go ahead and carve the turkey and take over that tradition.
Starting point is 00:27:56 Yeah. What happened? And he goes, that's a hard no. He goes, when you're man enough to have Thanksgiving at your house, that's when you're man enough to carve the turkey. And you said, okay, well, I'm going to go back in there and watch some football. I tried to take it over. I tried to slide in and let him say, you know what?
Starting point is 00:28:16 Lunchbox has arrived. What's the big deal with that whole carving the turkey thing? Because we hosted it last year at my house and my dad was there and my husband was there. And my dad cut the turkey. And my husband was like, I mean, it's still a thing. A year later. Like, it's still. Oh, really?
Starting point is 00:28:34 Yeah. My husband was like, he had to pull me aside. He's like, he cut my turkey. Can I say? And I was like, what? He's like, this is our house. Your dad just cut my turkey. I think that's a white person thing.
Starting point is 00:28:44 Really? Yeah. Oh, I've never. I do. I think it's a ridiculous white person thing. Well, I don't understand. But there's some like, I cut the turkey, so I'm the man. Weird.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Yeah. It's like, this is my house. It's my turkey. I was like, well, Honey, my dad sort of, he, I think he cooked the turkey. He goes, we cook the turkey together and this is my house. Yeah, it's a nutty white person. Wow.
Starting point is 00:29:03 None of my friends of other races have this issue. I've never had that issue. It's almost often like, I don't want to cut the turkey. What? My dad wasn't trying to take over cutting the turkey. He just, my dad's a cook. That's what he does. You know, he's just doing his thing.
Starting point is 00:29:15 Yeah. But I need to remind my dad if we ever do that again, don't cut the turkey. Hey, I think next year, it's, you cut the turkey. You're out. You think so? That's what I'll tell him. Tell him tomorrow. I'll text them,
Starting point is 00:29:29 right. Next time you let me carve that turkey, I'm piecing out on your daughter. Oh, wow. Oh, you meant like on the holiday. I thought you meant on his daughter. No. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:29:42 Why'd your relationship end? What do they call you? They call you lunchbox? Yeah. They do? Her mom does. That's so weird. So I guess a month or so ago,
Starting point is 00:29:54 I got one of those 23 Me kits. And I spit in it. I didn't know what I was doing. I'm supposed to spit in it and test your DNA. And so I spit in it and mailed it off and it came back. It took a few weeks. And I found out things like I'm mostly white. Which, by the way, I don't think there's any debate there.
Starting point is 00:30:15 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a little bit like sub-Saharan African or something. That's cool. Right? And so things like I'm not going to lose my hair. which is love knowing that. Pretty awesome. And they also had this thing called DNA.
Starting point is 00:30:31 I didn't know how to do it except just it tells me how I'm from. But there's this thing where you can unlock and give people access to know if they're related to you. And so it doesn't realize any personal info unless you like agree to. So I got a request yesterday. And it was like, hey, someone's trying to reach out to you, a relative.
Starting point is 00:30:48 And it shows you the percentage of their math. It was a second cousin who I never met my life. So you want to hear the message? I'll leave the names up. I'm getting this yesterday. And by the way, I don't think they've paid a red cent to advertising the show. I think they're going to because I started talking about it. And people started buying it and they're like, we should advertise on the show.
Starting point is 00:31:07 So as of right now, I don't think they're a client. But I do think they'll end up coming on because it was a fantastic thing. And then that's how we end up with most of our clients. We end up doing something. Yeah, I just in full transparency to our audience. So, okay, here we go. It says from a relative. I got this note yesterday.
Starting point is 00:31:22 Hey, Bobby. I thought I would tell you a couple things. to make things clear. My name is Johnny. Okay? Your biological father's mother and I have the same father but different mothers. I did the tracking.
Starting point is 00:31:35 Whoa. It's my grandmother's half-brother. Wow, that's close. So my father is probably where you get your small percentage of African DNA. I grew up, and he lists some people that are in my life or were
Starting point is 00:31:50 when I was tiny. But he's like, congrats on your success. Johnny. And I was like, dang, a relative I didn't even know. And you remember the people he talked about? A couple of them yet. Wow. But from when I was tiny.
Starting point is 00:32:01 Yeah. Because I don't know my real dad. But I do know some of that side of the family a bit. But yeah, he messaged me yesterday. It was crazy. And you're talking about somebody who does not know their, I don't know my family. Like, I don't know the history. I do now.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I'm apparently white and African. Yeah. Yeah. And so, that was neat. So that thing. That's a cool gift. Two things. One, I have that 23 of me.
Starting point is 00:32:27 And then I have this Garth box set here. Look at this. That's awesome. The first five years. The anthology. The anthology volume one. They're not paying me to talk about this. I just have it.
Starting point is 00:32:37 Now I don't have a CD player's problem. It's got five CDs in it. What's in there? I don't know. I'm just going to hug it. Garth. When you open it up, he comes out. There are five of these that are going to come.
Starting point is 00:32:46 Yes, he's hiding in the box. Basically. So there's that. You know they announced that show. I told you the four. where they get the four singers out there, and they're like, they're like, come to LA. We want you to host this show.
Starting point is 00:32:58 And I was like, okay, it's going to be on Fox, Fox, Fox, Fox. And they're like, come, we're going to want you to host a show on Fox. I'm like, okay, I go out to Los Angeles, and they're like, you, okay, you have 10 million people that listen to you. And then you've done all the musical formats. You know all the music. And they're like, we got you. Unless Fergie takes it.
Starting point is 00:33:18 Remember me telling you about Fergie? Yes. Like weeks ago. And you know who took the job yesterday? Did you see it? Yeah. Did you see Fergie? I saw it Furgy announced.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Didn't you feel, listen, I'm okay, I'm okay. I got other irons in the fire that are good. But then you felt like in the know when you saw Fergie was announced? Well, yeah, I kind of knew that my buddy was out. It's like. Trust me. I got bigger things cooking. No heart for me.
Starting point is 00:33:39 Okay, okay. Don't hurt for me. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Cole Swindell announced the dates of his first ever headlining tour. It's called The Reason of Drink Tour. It's kicking off in February. Lauren Elena and Chris Jansen are the openers.
Starting point is 00:33:56 Dates and details are up at colswindell.com. And the Royal Wedding, I've got some details about it. I think I know when it's happening. And then, so I think it's going to be April because Kate is due with her third baby, like, around Marchish. And they don't want to deal with, like, you know, her going into labor if they have a wedding anytime before that. And then, did you know that Harry is worth 10 times what Megan is worth? So who pays for the wedding? The taxpayers of the U.K.
Starting point is 00:34:26 Oh, they do? Of course. That's who pays for that whole thing. They pay for the wedding, too. They pay for everything. I know they pay for their whole life, but, I mean, as the, she's traditionally in America, sometimes her side of the family pays. What if the dad gets that call?
Starting point is 00:34:40 Blighy hello. It's May Prince Charles and, what's her last name? Mr. Merkel? Yeah, Markle. Mr. Markle. Mr. Markle. I'm inquiring to ask if you pay for the, way. He'd be like, what?
Starting point is 00:34:54 What? And Mr. Markle's like a chimney sweeper. Yes, dude. He's in Mary Poppins. A chimney sweeper. Jim, chiminy.
Starting point is 00:35:02 And he's living out like the ultimate fairy tale. I like it. And then he does it go fund me? And then pays for the royal wedding. Yes, go ahead. Okay, so think wedding April. So go ahead and black out your calendar, people like just so that you're prepared to have a little party and watch it and stay up
Starting point is 00:35:17 all night. And then I also got word that they're probably planning on. a baby in the fall. So I wonder if she's pregnant already. Any thoughts on that? Ooh. No, no. She, she, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:31 I think you broke something, but. I did see some rumors that they might already be married, but I don't think that that's true. Like, you know, they went to Vegas or something. Oh, yeah. They went to the New York, New York. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Let me crank up the band here.
Starting point is 00:35:57 All right, band, three, two, one, go. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Thank you very much. This sound good. Soon the bells will start. So it's almost Christmas time. We're less than a month away from Christmas. And we on this show always do something for Christmas, regardless of what it is.
Starting point is 00:36:17 And so this is what we're going to do as a show. We're going to all bring an idea to our. tomorrow about what the gift giving should be. For example, last year was Cracker Barrel. And I got into so much trouble for doing that last year from like our sales department. Because apparently Cracker Barrel wasn't a client. And I don't think about that stuff. And they're like, you could have used, whatever.
Starting point is 00:36:45 And we could do that again this year because I like to ask forgiveness and not permission. But I would rather not. What should the theme be? Like I have a theme my dad like to say. suggest, but everyone will bring one tomorrow, okay? The theme should be, in my opinion, we draw names and you have to give them something you already own.
Starting point is 00:37:02 Oh! What? What? Wow, that's interesting. It's something that you really love. It doesn't matter. Like, let's say I drew you and I have to give you something
Starting point is 00:37:12 I already own. It's a Christmas gift. But that would be my... That's amazing. Or it can be something you make, or it can be something that is over... Yeah, I mean, anything you want.
Starting point is 00:37:22 Bring your ideas tomorrow. Okay. All right. So there's that. Band, one, two, three, four. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Tomorrow at this time. Soon the bells will start.
Starting point is 00:37:38 And the thing that will make them ring as the carol that you sing right within your heart. Let's go to the morning corny. Ready? The Morning Corny. What do you call an old snowman? What do you call an old snowman? Water.
Starting point is 00:38:05 That was the morning corny. Got us. Solid. Sometimes she just come through. Thanks, guys. That's a good one. So women are getting toe surgery to fit into high heels. Because some of them are going,
Starting point is 00:38:23 man my feet doesn't fit that well and I do love shoes and so what they're doing is reduction's kind of a misleading word but what happens is they take the toe bones and they straighten them out completely no oh so no it's still a something but it's all for shoes yeah your thoughts no I find different shoes no that just seems so awful to me now I get it sometimes my toes are really uncomfortable but no no shoe is worth that for me I'll find a different shoe or will you just take the pain Do you ever work? Oh, 100%. I take so much pain all the time.
Starting point is 00:38:57 I mean, here's the thing. You can bench yourself the first hour or two. Like, oh, these are great. These are great. These are great. And then halfway through the night, you're like, still trying to tell yourself how great they are. And then you're just like limping and you can barely walk.
Starting point is 00:39:12 Like, sometimes it takes me days to recover. Like, after we have IHeart Radio Fest in Vegas or something and I'm in heels for a few days, it's like a good week of recovery for my feet, my knees, my back. You know what you should do? My shoes look good. You should get a toe reduction. That would just make the whole thing easier. Well, I don't know that it's necessarily a toe issue.
Starting point is 00:39:30 There's so many other things wrong with, like, high heels and stuff. But, hey, you got to do what you got to do. So maybe I don't necessarily hate on anybody straightening out their toes or whatever they're doing. Do you ever go? I'm never wearing these shoes again. Yes. And then, you know, the next thing, next event comes along, and I'm out there wearing them. Like, here I am again.
Starting point is 00:39:48 Yep. I'm never wearing. And the more I pay for them, the long. longer I try to wear them. It's ridiculous, actually. That makes sense. There's an eight-year-old, stole the mom's car, led the police on a cross-county chase, eight years old in Indiana.
Starting point is 00:40:05 So they're like, what do we charge her with? She's eight. What do you do? Take away her toys? I know she stole a car. All her toy cars take them away. So an eight-year-old Indiana girl could be facing charges. She stole her mom's car.
Starting point is 00:40:21 car led police on a cross-county chase. The unnamed girl was at shopping with her mom. She jumped in the car. Police found her driving down a state road 40 miles an hour. Oh my goodness. She refused to stop. Wow. The police had to box her in. She eventually tried to park her car
Starting point is 00:40:37 and hit a police department cruiser while doing so. Because she didn't have to park. Right, yeah. So was she just like, was she mad at her mom? Was she running away from something? Or was she just like having a good time? I don't know because she refused to come out once They pulled her over, so they had to break a window and pull her out.
Starting point is 00:40:54 Great. And they took the eight-year-old into custody. How old? Eight. I'm not joking. I see my daughter doing that. She's eight. Your daughter's older than eight, though.
Starting point is 00:41:02 I know, but she's ten, but still. Dang. It's just, what do you do with this eight-year-old now? You got to punish the parent. I mean, you can't punish the eight-year-old. No, but the big. Somebody taught that kid to get the car and drive. Eddie is our producer as a nine-year-old.
Starting point is 00:41:18 You have a nine-year-old. If you're a nine-year-old, if you're a nine-year-old, Take off driving in your car. Do you want to get punished? I mean, that's on me, right? I know I'm asking. I did something wrong to get this kid in a car and think it's okay to drive down the road and hit cars and do that. Well, he didn't hit cars on purpose.
Starting point is 00:41:34 Oh, yeah, he didn't know apart. He just didn't know. I don't know. That's a weird story. And I just imagine an eight-year-old looking through the steering wheel to the bottom of it. Like holding it by the bottom of the steering wheel driving. Yeah. Man, that's a crazy one.
Starting point is 00:41:48 Jake Owen has a podcast now. and I'd like to play a little bit up for you it's Jake Owen's Good Company podcast Right Yeah the only thing missing is a pretty girl sitting here next to me
Starting point is 00:42:02 Cusing up on me And I got a spot waiting on you I believe you can just search Jake Owen On iTunes or IHart Radio A good company podcast You know Find out what exactly you search for this Good Company
Starting point is 00:42:13 Okay It's called Good Company with Jake Owen Here we go Here's Jake talking about his very first podcast What's up everybody Today, it's Jake here on Good Company with the Good Company podcast where we talk to all kinds of folks from family members to friends to people that have influenced me throughout my life. And with this being the first podcast that I've ever put out, I thought there's no better person
Starting point is 00:42:36 than my best friend, Jared, who is my twin brother. So as twin brother and then Marty Fish, a special tennis player, they grew up together, right? Your mom was so mad. Sally was so mad about that. What about the time we shot the lady in the leg with a BB gun, dude? There's no way I could have shot that shot 3,000 times. Never got that lady. So, again, this is Jake Owen's podcast. Everybody should download it.
Starting point is 00:43:01 It's like 40 minutes, right? It's called Good Company with Jake Owen. We want to really focus good company around hanging out with good people, the people that make me laugh. As you heard on that one, I mean, we just are laughing. We could go on for days and days with the stories. But we'll go from there. We've got lots of cool people that are friends of mine.
Starting point is 00:43:19 that'll be on the show. Like, and they shot a lady with a BB gun. And you should listen to this. Good company with Jake Owen. Search for that. And there's a pretty girl sitting here next to me. Because I'm on you. So be Y, O.B.
Starting point is 00:43:37 You ready for the never going to get it? Yeah. You're never going to get it. The average American will spend $378 on this during the holidays. Just this alone. The average American, you, Amy, you're an average American. Okay. You will spend $378.
Starting point is 00:43:55 $878 on this during the holidays. So I don't think you're going to get it. I'll give you a shot at it. And we'll give one listener a shot at it. 877-77 Bobby. That's the phone number. 877-Bobby. All right, Amy, I'm going to let you spoil it.
Starting point is 00:44:13 What do you think it is? Food! Food! Ooh. Oh, show me food. Oh, no, no, no. So, okay, there you go. Take a shot at it.
Starting point is 00:44:21 All right, the whole deal is, the average American will spend $3708 on this. this during the holidays and Whitney is on in Virginia. Whitney 8. Yes. Good morning to you. Good morning. What's going on with you? Absolutely nothing.
Starting point is 00:44:38 Driving to work. Yeah, what kind of job you have? I work as a therapist in the school. Oh, wow. That's pretty cool. Is that fulfilling to you? It is, very fulfilling. I really enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:44:51 Yeah, that seems like something you have to have a big heart to do and you have to like take in the bad, you know, to get to the good. You know what I mean? Yeah, oh yeah Is that a fair statement About your job? Yes, it is Very much so
Starting point is 00:45:02 Well, I really admire What you do Oh, you did call him or something Sorry, got a little sidetracked There on my admiration For your work How about this? What is your answer, Whitney?
Starting point is 00:45:10 Wrapping paper Wrapping paper That's not it That's incorrect Don't hang up Because actually I'm gonna give you a prize Anyway, I normally
Starting point is 00:45:18 don't do this But no, you're incorrect But what I have is And this one Hey, can I give away This thing Garth sent me Because I can get another one Morgan, number one, head producer?
Starting point is 00:45:29 It's a great question. Thank you, Ray. I'm just going to give it away, because Garth will get me another one. So what I have is, I have the Garth Brooks, the anthology, the first thing. It's like tons of CDs in a book and stuff. And it was given to me, but I'm going to give it to you, okay? Oh, awesome. I'll melt it to you.
Starting point is 00:45:47 I think what you do is fantastic. And if you would have had a job, you'd been like, you know what I do? And they'd have been like, I steal. I'd have been like, I'm not giving you a gift. But since you don't, I'm going to give you this. This is not any sort of promotion, by the way. It just literally is sitting next to me, and I'd like to give you something, okay? Thank you so much.
Starting point is 00:46:04 Don't hang up, because if you hang up, we will not have a way to get back in touch with you. Okay. All right, hold on a minute. Do you want to answer it, Amy? Yeah, what is it? Oh, you already tried. You missed it. Oh, I thought you wanted me to read the answering.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Oh, yeah. I tried. I got it wrong. The average American will spend $3708 on this. Lunchbox. Easy, electricity. All those Christmas lights. Ding, ding, ding.
Starting point is 00:46:24 Oh, good one. Oh, wow. How about that? And they stay there! And they stay there! Wow. How about this? I'll give this to you instead of Whitney.
Starting point is 00:46:49 You have the Garthorology. Thank you. Can you make sure that gets to her? Use our stamps.com. Yes. It's a sponsor. There you go. There's that.
Starting point is 00:47:01 I think tomorrow, Daniel Bradbury, should be stopping by. She's got a record coming out this weekend. And so does Chris Stapleton. He'll be in later this week, too, to do the radio stuff. So much. But Stapleton came by the house. people have listened to the podcast. Have you got to listen to podcast yet? Not yet. Dude, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:47:17 It's just crazy because to have Chris Stable to sit there and talk for an hour, it's like you get to sit down with like Santa Claus or someone that doesn't ever talk for long periods of time. And so, yeah, it's really interesting. Just to go and search the Bobbycast
Starting point is 00:47:32 and you can hear that. And Chris is a good guy. He just prefers not to talk. He lets his music do it talk but he does talk on the Bobbycast. Oh yeah. He does. He does. He does. I get some good belly laughs out of him, too.
Starting point is 00:47:44 It's fun. So, okay, there's dad. There's a kid that got locked in a safe at the store. Oh, no. I know. And again... What's happening? Well, it's just a kid being a kid.
Starting point is 00:47:56 So they're at the store, and it's like a gun safe. Okay. And the kid just crawls in and locks it behind them. Oh, my goodness. And the parents are like, I don't know. We're a little Jimmy. And he's like, I don't know. Yeah, how do you find him in a safe?
Starting point is 00:48:09 And so they can't open them. the safe. No one knows the code. So they have to call the fire department and they have to cut through the kids in there. Wow. They cut through it. They have to cut through it. And they cut all and they have to be careful while cutting through it. Yeah, because stay away from where we're cutting. Yeah,
Starting point is 00:48:27 he was in there for half an hour. Oh. He came out. He was fine. He was a little thirsty. And a little traumatized probably. Yeah, but you know he's going to love that story for the rest of his life. He's like, one time I got locked in a safe and firefing. had to cut me out. So, I mean, that kind of stinks
Starting point is 00:48:46 if you're the parent, because you're not a bad parent. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, you're not. No, no, you're not. No, that's just kid goofing off. Sure, we all did that as a kid. Yeah, the kid hopped in the safe, and next thing you know. Amy, can you imagine the people at the store, like the manager of the store, how he's freaking out too?
Starting point is 00:49:03 Oh, yeah, because the parents are going to be like, how in the world would you leave a safe accessible for a child to lock themselves in it? He's eight. Like the kid who stole the car. car earlier? Maybe they run together. Yeah, they're buddies. It's like a bunch of eight-year-olds.
Starting point is 00:49:16 Eight-year-olds. Here, so I mentioned this. I'm a little sore today still. We had a flag football game on Thanksgiving break. We played Saturday at Westlake High School. And we played and it was awesome. And there were, I think there were 18 of us when the game started. Now, when the game ended, there were far fewer.
Starting point is 00:49:36 And we're all late 20s to 30s and some of them were in their 40s, early 40s. And within the first five plays, three people on my team were injured for the game out. Totally out. Totally out. Oh, man. In the first five plays. Okay. Here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:49:50 And this isn't just like football. This is a metaphor for life. You can't go zero percent for 365 days and then 100 percent for one. You can't because you'll tear things. So, and so we don't have this game. Everybody had to take shirts off and switch yellow and blue and the teams had to like switch out. And it was a whole travesty because I just like, like to compete team on team.
Starting point is 00:50:12 And instead of we're all switching people halftime the disaster. Who didn't get hurt? Me. That's right. But the only reason is because I don't go zero
Starting point is 00:50:21 for 364. Yeah, you go 100. I go 100 all the time. But people, they were like pulling, within the first five players were turning hamstrings. One of the guys
Starting point is 00:50:32 got an Uber wreck on the way over too. Oh, wow. Yeah. His Uber got into wreck. How crazy is that if you're an Uber wreck? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:39 And that had nothing to do with being old or getting hurt, but we were like, where's Todd? And they were like, well, Todd was in an accident. And I was like, Todd's an accident. And they were like, his Uber driver hit somebody. And I was like, oh, here's the thing. I know Uber's did not go to an eight-year university, you know, but it does feel like Uber's are, like they should have your back like a doctor.
Starting point is 00:51:00 Oh, they should be actually saying. Trust them. I just trust them. Yeah. I felt like they have some sort of advanced driving degree. Yeah, but they don't. They don't have to remind myself of that. I've been pulled over in an Uber.
Starting point is 00:51:10 I mean, not me, but my Uber driver got pulled over while taking me somewhere. Which is crazy, because I get into Uber and I just relax. Like, all fear goes out the window when probably I'm a better driver than the Uber. I don't even buckle sometimes. Oh, you're crazy. And for people that don't have Uber, because we have a lot of listeners that have never been in Uber, you hop on your phone, you hit a little app and you go, I'm here and I don't have a ride, pick me up.
Starting point is 00:51:33 And somebody that shows a picture and they pick you up. And then the end. It's like a taxi, but a personal vehicle. Yeah. It is basically a taxi, like a dating app, meet the taxi. Exactly. But for some reason, I trust, when they pick me up, I'm like, I'm good. This is safe.
Starting point is 00:51:49 But he got an accident. Arkansas Keith is on. Oh, the old stepdad's on. Hey, good morning. Good morning. How are you? Good. How are you doing?
Starting point is 00:51:59 I'm good. Arkansas Keith sent me some pictures from his Thanksgiving weekend. I guess you and Mike had both killed bucks, both of you? Yes, we did. Yeah. The old timer is out doing it, ain't they? Yeah, you sent pictures that. Look at us all, and they're both home.
Starting point is 00:52:12 And I don't think yours is very big, though, if I remember it correctly. It's not real big. Yeah, why are we looking at here? That was a seven point. And what was spread on that thing, like one inch? Well, it was a little bigger than that, but. Hey, it's a legal book, though, right? That's correct.
Starting point is 00:52:28 And so, you guys went out pre- Thanksgiving dinner and hunting? Well, that was Wednesday and, like, Thanksgiving Day. Do you guys still do the first? pre- Thanksgiving dinner hunt? We do. And how that turned out? Yeah, it wouldn't good. And then, of course, we had Thanksgiving out here with the bleases.
Starting point is 00:52:46 You know how that is. I do know how that is. Lots of food. Lots of food. It was good. How's being off from the park for the winter? It is great. It's semi-retired as a life for me, I'm telling you.
Starting point is 00:53:02 So how old are you? I'm 61. And so what happens is, again, this is my last. old stepdad here and he goes and he works for the parks and all the time whenever you go to the park when it's warm and you can go but there's no mowing or no maintenance to be done you're off right that's correct and i just do fall fall fall winter how many days out of seven do you hunt probably six i'm hunting right now are you in a tree stand right now i am i'm looking at some turkeys right now i think yeah i'm out of the middle of a big field looking at me
Starting point is 00:53:38 It's nice today, hey. Little turkeys don't even know what's about to happen. Can you shoot them on the air? It's about being in the outdoors. Being in the outdoors, that's what's all about. Can you shoot them right now? No, you can't shoot turkeys right now. Oh, then why are you looking at them?
Starting point is 00:53:57 Because they're right there. Well, I'm just, you know, I'm just... Well, what are you hunting? I'm deer hunting, but I'm enjoying the turkeys, you know. I'm just in the view. The sun's up. It's great out of that. Oh, post a pig.
Starting point is 00:54:08 I'm a Arkansas Keith is a conservationist I am there's more turkey sliding out in the field right now there you go I can picture it all
Starting point is 00:54:17 right now reporting from the turkeys right now live from Arkansas yeah where are you in Arkansas exactly I'm out at
Starting point is 00:54:25 Carl Bleaches Mike's uncle like what part of like what town I love it like I know these people but none of our listeners know these people
Starting point is 00:54:33 like what town? Fountain Lake out by Fountain Lake all right there we go yeah everything good with you everything
Starting point is 00:54:40 good. How about you? Yeah. Everything's good. Just living life. What about Christmas? What do you got going on? I don't really know yet. I'm going to kind of play it by here. I'm thinking it's going to be big, though. You know what I'm saying? It always is. No, no, we don't know what you're saying.
Starting point is 00:54:55 What do you mean by big? It's not big, but it ends up that way. Yeah, lots of people. Oh, okay. Lots of food. Good times. Good times. Yeah. Good times, great oldies. That's how I credit a lot of my music knowledge to us driving the old Toyota,
Starting point is 00:55:09 to listen to the Cool 95, the oldie station. Oh, yeah. That was a good days, wasn't it? That was a good, that's how, I mean, I am an expert in 60s and 70s rock because of Arkansas Keith. What was your favorite band growing up? Oh, man, I'm going to have to say, I don't know, maybe Zee Top or Guess Who. I liked both of those really well back in the days.
Starting point is 00:55:30 So, not the who. The Woman is my favorite song ever. Longful Woman's the best song I ever heard. Long Coal Woman? Yeah. She was a long cool woman. in a black dress. Yeah. Eddie and I will listen these songs too now. Anyway, I just want to check on you to see how you were doing. Everything's good, man. Appreciate it. All right. Well, I don't want,
Starting point is 00:55:48 we don't run any deer off. We're talking to you, do we? No, no. Who cares? Yeah. You shoot them. That's when the work starts, right? That's true. All right, yeah. All right, man. Talk to you soon. Bye-bye. There he is. Arkansas Keith. I love how my favorite part is that he just talks to me. Like, there's no radio show involved. He's like, oh man, I'm at Carl's. And I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:10 We're on the radio. Can you tell a lot of listeners where that is? We don't know Carl. That's funny. That's funny. Let's go. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones show.
Starting point is 00:56:21 So we do this thing called The Million Dollar Show. It's The Raging Idiots, our band, and then we have a bunch of big artists join us. It's in Nashville once a year at the Riemann Auditorium. It's huge, so big that I tell everybody on the national show, hey, if you can come to this, you should come. Because last year, Sam Hunt played at Thomas Rett played it. Garth Brooks showed up, played.
Starting point is 00:56:41 I mean, it's just this big thing. And I can, at least today, announce three artists that are playing the show with us. Tickets going on Saturday, by the way. So the first round of announcements is Luke Combs. The Million Dollar Show with the Raging Idiots. Luke Combs will be performing and performing with the Raging Idiots. Not the whole time. He comes out and does stuff.
Starting point is 00:57:08 Yeah, yeah. He's not part of the band or anything. Also, special guests, Dan and Shea. And we always pick a new artist That maybe people don't know yet And last year it was Caitlin Smith This year it is Nikita Carmen Oh when you think love has a curfew
Starting point is 00:57:34 And it's like you think So today is Luke Combs, Dan and Shea And introducing Nikita Carmen Tomorrow? More Thursday, more Tickets on So Friday The Grammys came out
Starting point is 00:57:56 The nominations And first of all, it's the first time in 14 years that there's not a country artist in any of the major categories. Wow. Which says what I always say, that our format is far as like on the number one side, it's a joke.
Starting point is 00:58:10 It's a joke. You know, they pass around fake number one, so no passion has developed for anything. I think Dave Paulson tweeted, huge year for hip-hop, country music has shut out for the first time in 14 years. And my tweet back was, because our format is broken.
Starting point is 00:58:27 It's too obsessed with passing around fake number one songs instead of letting them breathe and letting a passion develop. It's not surprising. It also trickles to albums, too. So that being said, there's no country in any of the major categories. So to that. When really, you could argue that Miranda, Stapleton, and then in the song category, Sam Hunt, should all be in the major categories.
Starting point is 00:58:49 But, okay, there we go. Man. For sure. Body like a backroad? Yeah. Well, even Stapleton and even Miranda. But they're in the country categories But here's the thing about the Grammys
Starting point is 00:58:59 In the country category It's like a bad version of the CMAs They don't even know about country And they have a country version You know what I mean? Like I get to vote in the class I'm a Grammy voter I get to vote in the classical music part of it
Starting point is 00:59:12 What do I know about classical music? That's what you do during that Nothing, you just pick whatever looks fun That's what I did Like I voted in this stuff I don't know what I'm talking about For like 80% of it And you have to vote
Starting point is 00:59:23 In a certain amount of categories You don't have to vote them all Okay. But there were things I voted for. I know what the crap I was voting for. And so there are people that are voting for this country still have no idea. So I don't even look at the country, country Grammys as being as for realistic CMAs. And trust me, I've had my issues with the CMAs.
Starting point is 00:59:41 I didn't this year. They gave me one. I love them. That's my new favorite group. Not like the A.C.M.'s too. But still. So I'm not even choosing my words wisely. It's just dumb.
Starting point is 00:59:53 And it's a broken system. And our format's going to go right down. the toilet. I mean, you have labels that are passing around fake number ones. You have radio PDs that are like, yeah, we'll play. You have Spotify being run terribly.
Starting point is 01:00:08 You have everything's just terrible country, because it's all a big brother system. Hey, we'll take care of you. Anyway. I'm just irritated at no, because it should have been, but we don't let it. Here we go. Song of the year. But these are some great
Starting point is 01:00:24 songs in country. So good. That should have that one or two of these should have popped into the big category. Better Man, Little Big Town. Best Country Song, Better Man, Little Big Town. Sam Hunt, Body Like a Back Road.
Starting point is 01:00:41 Still the jam. You can play that every day, every hour. Broken Halos, Chris Stapleton. Miranda Lambert, 10-man. Midland, drinking problem. There you go. Enjoy. What? I just feel old because the best new artist list came out and honestly, I know one of them.
Starting point is 01:01:07 You mean like all, the main category? The main category, best new artist. And I'm like, read me the list. Let me see if I know it. Okay. Elisa. Yeah, Scars. She has a song Scars.
Starting point is 01:01:16 You wouldn't know it. All right. See, but I don't know the name though. Okay. So I'm feeling old. But I definitely know what song you're talking about. Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Collied. So is that DJ Collie? No. Oh, man. I'm so confused. He's from Texas, too. DJ Colleen or call it? He's like a...
Starting point is 01:01:29 Yeah, it's from Beaumont. Yeah. Oh, okay, shout out. What does he sing? R&B. Okay. Lil Uzi vert. You know Lou Eozy? Little Uzi came out with that cheering.
Starting point is 01:01:40 Didn't the Louie come out with that cheering? Okay. I have to... And, oh, no, there's more. Julia Michaels. Yeah. Okay. Because I got a problem.
Starting point is 01:01:49 And you got them too. Yeah, I like that. And then S-ZA. Or is that S-Z. Now, sometimes I'll listen to secret show after I leave here. Yeah. Because does they have,
Starting point is 01:02:00 the Sizzes that have snake or whatever? Is it S-Z-A or S-L-A or S-L-I? I don't know. But that's the one too that gets me because I never know how to say it. What does she sing or is it a heat? Here. I'm going to say to my ever. Siza.
Starting point is 01:02:15 C-Z-A. Here, what's the big song? Oh, we get it. It's probably is like Sizza. It's the weekend. What's up? It's Siza. Yeah, I have radio.
Starting point is 01:02:21 I'm the verge artist with my new song, The Weekend. Music for influence A lot of that is like based on Oh my gosh Here we go Yeah Come on What you know
Starting point is 01:02:36 Siza Yeah Yeah Tell me have you seen her Have you seen her? This sounds like Ooh Slow jazz
Starting point is 01:02:48 I get so weak in the knees I can hardly speak I don't know Siza Very well The other ones I know But it does, yeah. I get so weak in the knee. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:02 I know I like every word of that song. Yeah. Anyway, hey, congratulations. I hope everybody wins awards. Yeah. But country was shut out of all the major categories. Did you vote for a little Uzi Burt? I did not.
Starting point is 01:03:14 That's who I would have voted for just based on name. We just called Uzi. Oh, okay. Yeah, Uzi. Okay. You all just call Uzi? Yeah. You guys, I got to keep up with every format still.
Starting point is 01:03:25 I'm being honest, so I didn't know Sizzi. I know that you try, yeah. No, you've talked about Uzi before on the show. Of course. I was like, he's terrible. That's what I said. Oh, is he? He came out, I was like, he's terrible.
Starting point is 01:03:36 He does the lazy rap. What? What? He mumble raps. Yeah, mumble wraps. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, hey, I got a beat.
Starting point is 01:03:50 I'll do some little Uzi for you. It's terrible. Come on, give me some Uzi. What are you going to hear today? I'm just going to what you guys do. We're going to do this today. What? I don't know what you just said.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Mailed it. Yeah, and he came out with Ed Shearren, and I was like, Oh, boy. All right, enough. Congratulations to everybody. Best country album, Chris Stableton. The country categories just don't matter because it's just all,
Starting point is 01:04:17 they, like, put us in a room, and they're like, everybody vote for yourself, and then go away. Oh. Okay, that's what you mean. Like, only, like, one of them makes a TV show, or maybe two of them. Oh.
Starting point is 01:04:25 If you ain't making the TV show, not a real category. How cool to be nominated, though? And then... I agree. It is. Congratulations to everybody nominated, but just the format in general. Yeah, for the rest of their lives, they're Grammy nominated.
Starting point is 01:04:38 Blah, blah, blah, blah. That blah, blah, it's true. That's absolutely right. And all the artists should be very proud. I'm just disappointed in what's happened. And it's what's going to be the demise of us, too. Yeah, I don't know. The end.
Starting point is 01:04:52 I got to go get reprimanded, probably. So, yeah, I'd probably just step away now. Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones Show So the guys on the show are selling days on which Amy's kids are coming home. They're what? It's like a gamble thing. Oh my goodness, they're betting?
Starting point is 01:05:10 Yeah, like the Super Bowl. Yeah, it's like you, it's a calendar. What you do is you pick a day and it's $10 for that day. And once that day is gone, it's gone. And what it is is the winner gets it all the money the day they step on the U.S. soil. So we went up to sales yesterday. and we were selling squares and who's that, Ray was this your idea?
Starting point is 01:05:32 Yeah, I've wanted to do it for a while and we finally just ended up doing it. Our producer Raymond, like, gambles like crazy and he set up this squid. You can bet on when Amy's kids are getting to America. What's the end date? Heck, we haven't taken any
Starting point is 01:05:48 for next year since she's kind of leaning towards this year. I'd say December is the most popular ones. Can I take all days after December 31st? Oh, wow. All days? Wow. Not all days, but I'm saying like, Is that a thing, like, greater than? Bobby, you're getting in on this and you're going to put money on all days after.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Why don't you buy all January? Yeah. Yeah, that's all. I'm not, I'm not doing. So you want to capitalize on, you're going to make money, you feel like you have a shot at making money if my kids don't get here when I want them to. I just think. You're putting money on that.
Starting point is 01:06:18 I just think that. And you want to make money on that. Y'all are making money on this? Like, I don't understand. Like, this is like a typical night for us. Yeah, the typical night for us. I think it's just, it's a way. to kind of make a game out.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Like, it's, we're excited for your kids to come, and it'll be even more exciting because someone's going to win some money. Yeah. It's just betting. I get it. When they get here. I mean, I'm not trying to be like a, I'm mixed. I'm mixed about it because, like, I'm cool.
Starting point is 01:06:41 I'm fun. Like, what day would you take? Do you want to buy some days? Like, I want to be like, oh, this is fun. And y'all are, yeah, like this. And then part of me is like, oh, my gosh, like, y'all are putting money on. When your kids are coming here. I mean, I guess if you look at it, it's like, if someone's pregnant,
Starting point is 01:06:56 you put money on when they're like, They're going to there you go. Exactly. But I've just like really been in labor for a really long time. Five years. So it kind of hurts. Yeah. Five years.
Starting point is 01:07:03 Is there any update? The show's been going on. No. No. No update. If you missed it. The listener was very emotional. She had too much to drink and her husband recorded her talking about Amy's kids.
Starting point is 01:07:18 We're trying to get them over here. Why are you crying? They're a children. You okay? She's all of me. So how much is it to get in on these squares? $10. You can't get in.
Starting point is 01:07:46 have too much as I never mentioned. Inside of trading. Oh, that's a good point. What? I just think they're probably going to be on like February or so next year. What? February! Just based on what you've told us before and you missed it like four times.
Starting point is 01:07:58 Like you've always overestimated when they get here. I think they're coming pretty quick. I know, but I was just there and I got in a huddle and everybody said... I know. You all put your arms in. Before Christmas. On three. We were like, one, two, three, Christmas.
Starting point is 01:08:11 I know. The lawyer. Everybody involved. Yeah. Haitians. All kinds of people. Okay. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:17 I mean, fine. February, wow. I'll take a look at the calendar and I'll probably buy a couple days. Yeah, it's open anybody. Look at it as it's just us trying to find a way to cope. Yeah. Okay. Do I get a cut?
Starting point is 01:08:28 No. Unless you buy a square. He said I have too much information. Yeah, she has too much. Okay. Unless she buys in the next couple days. Okay. Deal.
Starting point is 01:08:37 I like to say this too. It's just something else I want to bring up. Lunchbox. You have to stop spreading rumors around the, and sometimes you don't know. even know what you're saying. What are you talking about spreading rumors? You just go around saying stuff, and then the next thing you know, people are repeating
Starting point is 01:08:51 you thinking that it's true. Do you know who this is? I'm going to play you a song, okay? Ready? Let his voice kick in here. Okay. The jokes on me. Yeah, I know that.
Starting point is 01:09:12 Go ahead. That's my boy Tyler Farr. Right, and what happened to him? He had back surgery. Oh, my gosh. Yes. Stop. Are you joking?
Starting point is 01:09:19 He was telling everybody Tyler Farr, it's Tyler Hubbard from Florida of Georgia Line. Totally, totally different people. He's running around talking about how Tyler Farr had back surgery. Yeah, he thought he had insurg. insider scoop and it's like Amy talked about it in the skinny and she didn't say Tyler Farr at all. You sure?
Starting point is 01:09:33 Hubbard. I heard Tyler Farr and I told the people yesterday out of the show and I was like, man, I wonder how long Tyler Farr is going to be out with that back? And then people are going to be like, hey, is Tyler Farr not going to tour next year? And I'm like, what are you talking about? And they're like, we got from lunchbox that he secretly. I'm like, no, no. You have to, it's Tyler Hubbard.
Starting point is 01:09:52 It's Florida Georgia. You got to make that more clear. We did. We said the words Tyler or Hubbard. And Florida, Georgia line. And, yes. Not far. All right, well.
Starting point is 01:10:02 Now you know. My mistake. There you go. All right. Show. You want to hear Amy smoke alarm? Here, this is funny. Oh, my gosh.
Starting point is 01:10:16 You all hear that? Yes, Amy. Amy's recording it on her phone going, do you all hear that? Yes, it pierces our ears, yes. Oh, my gosh. You all hear that? Now, here's the problem. Well, yeah, so I rip it.
Starting point is 01:10:30 It's been happening three days straight. and all the smoke detectors are basically ripped down from the ceilings. And some of them still beep from the countertop. I don't know how it's happening. And then if you unplug it, do you have a clip of that? What happens when you unplug it? Same thing. No, no, not just beeping.
Starting point is 01:10:47 Literal sirens, like your smoke alarm is going off. Like, the fire department is going to show up. So there's something in your house? Well, I saw on YouTube, I started Googling, like, what to do if your alarm's doing this, whatever. And this one guy said, listen, if it's beeping like that, then dust, or a bug or something might be in it. So you take them all and you just blow. Like a Nintendo.
Starting point is 01:11:08 Yes, exactly. Great point. I remember the throwback doing that as a kid. And then you're supposed to be good to go. Well, I'm not convinced that that work, but I tried it. So we'll see what happens. So you just wait at night staring at it? Like, is it going to go off?
Starting point is 01:11:25 Yeah, I didn't even know I had one. I've literally one right outside my room. And I didn't even know I had one in our bedroom. until, well, it started doing it too. Yeah, that's a pretty helpless feeling when you can't get the thing to shut up. I've taken it and just thrown it in the closet and you start it off the balcony. Like, I've just got rid of them. You just has a zop.
Starting point is 01:11:46 It's like a cockroach. And then dogs are like, their poor ears because it's extra loud of them. They're like, ooh-mm. Makes a dog pee. Because it gets so scared to just pee. They start peeing everywhere. Yes, and you can't shut it off. Yeah, no.
Starting point is 01:11:59 They announced Grammys. here do you want to hear the overall because again no country songs made the major categories or albums or anything I had a whole rant I probably shouldn't have went on at top of the hour about that not that I don't feel bad about it but I'll just I'll get told you should that's too inside listeners don't understand people don't give our listeners enough credit but I do I want you to know I give you credit listeners I do that's why I talk about that stuff because you need to know and I'm the I'm trying to fight for the format here and even the people running the format, don't care.
Starting point is 01:12:32 Like, generally. Walk down the street, they don't care. They're like, spit on it. Yeah. And I'm like, don't spit on it to format. That's what's like around here. So, anyway, here are the nominations for Song of the Year, all formats, okay? Despacito jam.
Starting point is 01:12:53 It's a good one, huh? It's a good one. I like that one. It's a good one. JZ, 4444. I thought the album was pretty whack. That's not good? I thought it was sound like an old Jay-Z.
Starting point is 01:13:07 I did not think that was a very good album. And I love Jay-Z. And I was like, it sounds like Jay-Z 10 years ago. Julian Michael's issues. That was a look at the radio song. Because I heard it and I had to look at the radio to see what it was. Like, what is that song? I must have it.
Starting point is 01:13:27 I think I shazammed it right away. Because I was like, I heard Seacrest playing it because it was an I-Hard on the Verge. And I was like, must have that song. That's a jam. It's really nice, too. There's, that's what I like from Bruno Mars. Oh! That's what I like it.
Starting point is 01:13:58 That's what I like it. Come on. It's flico and flico a thing. It sounds good. That's what I like it. That's what I like. Lucky for you. That's what I like.
Starting point is 01:14:09 That's what I like. And then logic has the suicide prevention number. 1-800, 273-8-255. That's a good song too. Aside from the message, which is fantastic. And it's a great. It's a number to call. Like if you're depressed, that's a suicide prevention hotline.
Starting point is 01:14:34 The song is good. Yeah. So yeah, those are your. up for top five songs. I think they missed by not putting this in it. Missed hard. I'd have taken that Jay-Z crap and put Sam Hunt in there. Because I love Jay-Z, that whole record's crap.
Starting point is 01:14:51 But anyway, there you go. Have I ever told you I have opinions about stuff? Yeah, because I was like, oh. I just making sure we know. I wonder of Jay-Z, because, I mean, yeah, his stuff's, like, really good, but I don't really like... No, it sounds like oldies rap. So, like, does anybody... Do you think he just, like, threw it in?
Starting point is 01:15:08 like just whatever. What is that thing you say? Mail it in? Mailed it in. I don't say that. You said that to me. No, no, no. I didn't make that up.
Starting point is 01:15:18 Like, I say it because that's a saying. She gives you a lot of credit, dude. Wow. Bobby's saints are so good. What's that saying is better late than never? Yeah, yeah, Bobby. You think you made it. No.
Starting point is 01:15:28 Listen, so do Jay Z mailing in or what? Or does nobody want to say to him like, Jay Z, this isn't very good? People have said it. And I've said it. But what about when he's? He's making it before he puts it out so he doesn't put it out. Probably people don't say anything. That's got to be hard to tell him that.
Starting point is 01:15:44 He's probably like when I'm doing a segment and you guys are like, shut up, Bobby. This segment's not good. You guys don't tell me until it's over? No, we don't even tell you when it's over. So you just let it move. Let it right. Let it rise.
Starting point is 01:15:56 Hey, um. What? Yeah, you didn't make that up. Mail it in? No, she didn't. Who's your song of the year, though? Of all those? Yeah, you got to pick one.
Starting point is 01:16:06 Oh, man. It's kind of like. Like, Despacito was such a record breaker. Yeah. But the Grammys are about, they're not about real life. They're about who's the cool. And again, I'm a Grammy voter, and I just vote for crap sometimes that I don't even know. Hmm. So, I'm going to do a podcast on this later today.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Nice. I don't know. But I think maybe the logic song could win because of the message. Uh-huh. But I think it's the best song? No, probably issues. What about Bruno? Oh, that's why I like.
Starting point is 01:16:35 Bruno won't win. No? Why? It's too, like, good. It's too popular. It's too popular. It's not as popular to Despacito. Yeah, because that was really popular. So popular.
Starting point is 01:16:48 And it's, yeah. But if you do Despaciz, you've got to get all those Daddy Yankee dudes and Luis Fonzi. That's who the song is, Luis Fonzi. Yeah. You got to get all those guys. For what? To give them all trophies? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:57 That's not a big deal? Well, we got to pay for a bunch of trophies. No. I just mean, like, we don't know those guys. That doesn't matter what you do. So many people win that we don't know. But this is the big one. But the Gramies don't care.
Starting point is 01:17:10 I'm telling you, I'm a voter, I don't care. I got you. Sometimes that I'm like, what I can vote on? What's the funniest name? It's like betting horses. It's a track. I grew up going to Oakland. I just find a horse out of funny name.
Starting point is 01:17:20 I love that. And I bet on, hmm, I'll take. No hoofs. He's got to win. Yeah. I'll take, hmm, the calculated cabbage number seven. That's what $10. You know, it doesn't matter.
Starting point is 01:17:34 Okay. Okay. Okay. I was reading this really tragic story. about Judy Garland. Do you know who that is? Yeah. Wizard of Ozgirl?
Starting point is 01:17:50 And how, like, I mean, it was bad. Like, as she was a kid, they kept her on a diet of coffee and cigarettes and chicken soup. And that's it. And they monitor her. And they would give her, like, adrenaline shots to work. And then sleeping pills to sleep. And it happened for, like, 15 years. It was crazy.
Starting point is 01:18:07 It was insane. I mean, I could tweet it out. And then she only performed this song on TV, like, twice ever. And so she was a kid actor. And then she got Wizard of Oz. and she really got nothing else after it. I read it and I was just like, whoa, that's so sad. And then on the set of the Wizard of Oz, all the other adult characters, the 10 man, the scarecrow, the lion, they all were, they resented her because she was the star, so nobody would talk to her.
Starting point is 01:18:36 She was this kid actor. And the only person that would, because she was 16 when she did that role. And they had to tape like her body in so she wouldn't look older. and the only person that would be her friend was oddly because the character was the Wicked Witch of the West Oh my goodness Oh yeah
Starting point is 01:18:53 That's crazy I read the story last night And I was just like you gotta be kidding me Like this is happening Probably happening now we have no idea But they would monitor What are you reading? I mean I'm just looking it up
Starting point is 01:19:08 So like when you say they Is it like her parents or her managers Well her mom got her involved in the studio It was just I mean because right here the headline says Like sometimes she would have to smoke like 80 cigarettes a day. Yeah, because it curbed her appetite. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:19:21 Really? Yes. Oh, this is terrible. Oh, dude, I read the article. And then I watched her sing one of the only times that she sang some over the rainbow. She started crying in the middle of it. She sang it as an adult. Yeah, it was a pretty heavy article, but I read it.
Starting point is 01:19:38 I was like, wow, that is... Not... It's compelling to talk about because maybe people go, hey, maybe things aren't so cracked up. to be by all this fake stuff that we see. You know what I mean? Yeah, no. Because who would have ever thought? No.
Starting point is 01:19:56 And then many years later, in such a smaller level, like, you look at kids on TV and kids in the movies and people. And like how it happened. But you just never know what people are going through. Ever. And she had died in her 40s. Yeah, really young. So anyway, there's that. Hey, happy days.
Starting point is 01:20:13 Man. What a sad story, huh? Yeah. I want to read more on all that. But yeah, I know. Very interesting. I'll tweet it out, Mr. Bobby Bones and you'll hate it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:20:21 On a lighter note, they're selling upside down Christmas trees. That's a thing. Yeah. You can buy them upside. So like little at the bottom, big on the top. That's my nickname in college. Okay. Yeah, but so you can buy upside down Christmas trees,
Starting point is 01:20:33 and they're pretty expensive if you go around, but you can go and get one at Home Depot for like $150. Or you can go to Target and get the really expensive one that's almost $1,000. Crazy. But it's a thing. Upside down Christmas trees. I mean, you can literally walk into a store, and you'll be like, huh? It's confusing.
Starting point is 01:20:50 confused. It's not even, I don't know, pretty to me. Because you're not used to seeing that. The Target one. Yeah. And it really is crazy. It's like $9.89.12 cents. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:03 Hey, crank up the band. One, two, three, four. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Hey, it's killing it today. Soon the boughs will start. You like that joke, Lentebogga? I think that's so funny. I don't know why.
Starting point is 01:21:17 Lentzobuses doesn't laugh at anything, but I'm like, hey, three, two, one, go. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Did you see all the Black Friday shopping put the Amazon dude, Jeff Bezos, at like over $100 billion. He rich. Yeah, he had hit that. He was like at 99.9 million, or I don't even know,
Starting point is 01:21:43 but all the online shopping, he surpassed. So I like to say this about retrieval. What? I was looking at a picture of the Amazon owner, founder, Jeff Bezos. I'd look at a picture of Elon Musk, they have Tesla fame. Yeah. Man, when they've got richer, they've gotten so much better looking. Like, they've got extra hair.
Starting point is 01:22:03 Oh, I haven't gone back to do any comparisons. They got more hair? Well, Jeff Basil shaved all his head. Yeah, he looks cool now. He was super nerdy with kind of a little bit of hair. He's like Vin Diesel. Elon Musk now has, he had a receding hair long like crazy. And now he's got perfect hair.
Starting point is 01:22:18 Huh. Like, Interesting. With richness comes good looking. Wow. I know. I'm saying. I'm going to be rich.
Starting point is 01:22:27 Do you know who like, um, who the, he's like the richest man in the world now. The Arizona dude now. And then after that is Bill Gates. And then Luke Bryan. Then Luke Brian. Yeah. I was going to say I think that too. Bill Gates never got better looking, right?
Starting point is 01:22:40 Yeah, of course. Did he? He did? Because he got more money. We're like, that's a good looking dude. But one thing that's cool about these guys is they are, I know, know they have a lot of money, but you do read how generous they are. Bill Gates, for sure.
Starting point is 01:22:52 Yeah. I saw Jeff Mayzos, he like tweeted out asking people for ideas what he can do. He's got to go fund me. One hell of a family at Christmas. Our girl's $5,000. Go fund me. Now he's
Starting point is 01:23:07 asking for like philanthropic ideas for giving back, which leads to my next story of reminder. Today is giving Tuesday. So you had Black Friday, then Cyber Monday, and then today's is giving Tuesday. So if you can find a way to give back in some way, shape, or form,
Starting point is 01:23:22 you can, or you need ideas, search the hashtag giving Tuesday. Tomorrow is wet Wednesday. What do you do then? I don't know. You dump water on somebody. And then Thursday, where you get a little,
Starting point is 01:23:32 have a little drink, and then Freaky Friday. We should just run with days all the rest of the year. Freaky Friday. Hold on a minute. The band wants to play. All right.
Starting point is 01:23:44 We got a band in studio all day. They sound good today. A two. One, two, three, four. beginning to look a lot like Christmas. All right, show me now, boys. Thank you. I'm glad you played that song
Starting point is 01:23:54 because it goes along with my next story, which also goes along with your beard, because have you heard of beardomence? Yeah, or you hang ornaments in your beard. They're ornaments, but for your beard and they're a thing. They're stupid. What? They're stupid.
Starting point is 01:24:08 If I ever talk to me with beard ornaments, Jeff Sparrow, dude. Say you get invited to a Christmas party or an ugly Christmas photo party or something. Here's an idea. Put some beardomints on. if you've got a beard. And you can, I saw some super cute ones on Etsy, but I'm sure you could just go to Target or whatever and buy the little teeny tiny ornaments and stick them on. It's funny for a second, but can you imagine walking out of those things in your face?
Starting point is 01:24:30 No, of course not. Yeah, be careful. And who wants balls in their chin? All right, what else got to go? Oh, man. Amy got a snort. Who wants that in their chin, you know? No, you're right.
Starting point is 01:24:40 I got it. Okay. So I stumbled upon workplace perks that people get in other country. and I picked out some favorites. Let me guess, nine-hour naps in the middle. Wait, what did you say? Nine-hour naps. So you go home and you go.
Starting point is 01:24:56 That's a thing in Japan. And you decide if you want to go back to work. Yeah, in Mexico, too, siesta. Actually, in Japan, if you take a nap during your shift, you'll be, your shift, you're going to be praised for it because it's seen as an act of diligence because you're so committed to your job, you refuse to go home. You sleep there. Okay, that was really, I just brought that one up because you brought up naps.
Starting point is 01:25:14 But listen to this. In France, they passed a law. that says you can ignore work emails when you're not on the clock. Boom. It applies to anyone who works for a company with 50 employees or more, and it's called your right to disconnect. That's fair. And I think that's fair here, but if you want a promotion,
Starting point is 01:25:31 don't follow that rule. There you go. What? No, it's your right to disconnect. I know, you have a right now to disconnect. It's supposed to reduce stress. Lunchbox disconnects all but about the 7 a.m. hour of the show. Like, here's a 23-hour disconnect rule.
Starting point is 01:25:43 It's about right. I don't have an email on my phone, so if you're trying to get a hold of me, I didn't get it. Sorry. Yeah. There you go. Bobby's like the opposite. Like he gets stressed if he can't check his work email.
Starting point is 01:25:52 Oh, yeah. Like right now, I'm going through withdrawals. I'm talking to you guys. All right, what else? Okay. Any else? No, cue the band. You can't cue the band.
Starting point is 01:26:01 I pay the band. He's the conductor. Well, you ask the band to play just real quick. Yeah, guys. Yeah, three, two, one. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Who's the balls on their face. The bells will start.
Starting point is 01:26:17 chin. That's what you said. You put him in your beer. All right. Yeah, that's my file. All right, there you go. Wrap her up. There's that in his file.
Starting point is 01:26:26 Okay. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Ball show. Come on, Bob. Had Kip Moore in. I always liked that guy. I got some Kip Moore stories to tell you.
Starting point is 01:26:43 First of all, Kip was talking about last shot. That's his new single, by the way. And we're like, hey, dude, what's up? Why did you pick that song? When I've been hearing the crowd how loud they've been singing last shot back, I was like maybe I need to rethink putting this out second. So we all got together and we were like, let's try to go with this because it feels like it's having the most impact out here
Starting point is 01:27:08 and then maybe come with the bull after. Then we talked about kids and not having kids yet. Two older brothers and three younger sisters. So everybody, yeah, everybody's been having kids lately. So I'm... Hey, you got none that you know of. I'm a last man standing over there. That you know of.
Starting point is 01:27:23 That you know, a little bearded six-year-old is going to walk out and be like, Yeah. A bearded six-year-old with a serve board. Yeah. You're going to be like, Daddy? Oh, no. He better have an athletic walk. He does.
Starting point is 01:27:42 I'd be like, that's not mine. That's nothing to do with me. And then we talked about camping. He was like, come to Hawaii. Come camping with me. And I was like, what? And then he starts talking about bread at Eldridge. He's in bread a little bit.
Starting point is 01:27:52 I'll end up camping out. You know, and I'll just kind of stay there for a night or two. If the waves are good, then I'll come back to the place. Hula dancing? Hmm? Hmm? No, no Lula dancing. That's at the resorts.
Starting point is 01:28:05 That's where Brett Elders is probably staying. Hey, listen, that probably be where I would stay. Dang. I'll go over with Brent. We would hang out there. I got to give him a hard time because he was talking about going. I was hitting it, you know. You don't think he can rough it?
Starting point is 01:28:19 I don't see Brett ruffing it. So, it was fine. You can listen to the whole interview. just listen to the show back. Search Bobby Bone Show on IHart Radio or iTunes and listen to it back. After the interview, Kip was like, hey, dude, come out. Come to Costa Rica. Come hang out in the house.
Starting point is 01:28:36 He's like, we'll surf for like five hours. We'll get a little something to eat, hang out. We'll surf for like five more hours. I was like, where is the hangout? We're like the internet. You know, I have any internet. I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. I'll see you next year.
Starting point is 01:28:47 Merry Christmas, buddy. I'll see you. We'll catch you on the other side. So, anyway, it's good to see. What's up? Nothing. That's just not a joke. The only thing you want to surf is Wi-Fi.
Starting point is 01:28:58 Nett. Did you already say that? No, but that's them. Did it? Because he surfs the water? Yeah, I was like, where's the internet part of it? There you go. Okay.
Starting point is 01:29:09 The Bobby Bones show. All right, we're out. Thanks for hanging. If you want to hear the whole show back, I would encourage you to search Bobby Bones Show on demand. That's it. Bobby Bones Show on Demand on IHart Radio or iTunes. And we update every show.
Starting point is 01:29:23 Also, like we mentioned earlier, Jake Owen's got a new podcast that you can check out, and it's called Good Company. What's up, everybody? It's Jake here on Good Company with the Good Company podcast. And they talk a bunch about growing up and stories, at least in the first episode. Your mom was so mad. Sally was so mad about that. What about the time we shot the lady in the leg with a BB gun, dude? There's no way I could have shot that shot 3,000 times. Never got that lady. So it's Jake Owen being Jake. search good company with Jake Owen he's got his own podcast
Starting point is 01:29:55 thanks to Kip Moore for stopping by this morning we'll see Daniel Bradbury tomorrow Chris Stableton's going to come by the radio show Thursday I think Friday one of those days everybody's got records coming out
Starting point is 01:30:07 like it's like the time the Grammys come out today Stableton Best Album Randallambert best album Chesney Little Big Town Thomas Rette Lady A
Starting point is 01:30:16 all the big best country album nominee so congratulations to them We gotta go we'll see you Wednesday Bye everybody Oscar can help with your to-do list. Wire patio speakers, fix the leaky faucet, and learn Spanish before Madrid.
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