The Bobby Bones Show - Knock Knock Joke Off + Lunchbox Raps His Taco Bell Order + Friday Morning Conversation With Cole Swindell

Episode Date: August 17, 2018

The show competes in a Knock Knock Joke Competition. Lunchbox tries to go viral again with his Taco Bell rap. Also, Cole Swindell stops by for the Friday Morning Conversation. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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and I'm going to hop on an airplane and go over to Bakersfield and Sacramento and do some shows. I'll tell you about Northern California. It's very close to the South feeling. Opposite in geography. But Northern California, you've been up there? I don't think I've been up there. Love it up there. It's like the South.

Everybody's just super nice. Yeah, that's awesome. It's not fancy California. You know what I mean? Yeah. What's what I'm going to do? So I'm going there. I'm watching a lot of the Aretha Franklin stuff.

yeah it kind of got to me a little bit like she's really one of the biggest ever and in popular music period one of the biggest ever like close to one of the Michael Jackson type deaths and she's older and so it didn't feel as tragic because she was close to 80

and it wasn't a surprise because she was sick but yeah like I'm listening last night to CNN and it was like oh wow this oddly is hitting me weird so yeah I think they were showing a lot of the stuff she had continued to do and help her hometown out. I think that's what it was to me that kind of resonated. Yeah, she seemed like one of those women that truly is an angel on earth.

Do you remember when she did the National Anthem? She played it at maybe Lion Stadium in Detroit. It was like five minutes long. She played on piano. Oh, I don't remember that. On YouTube. Because she just does it on her own way. She was like, da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.

And then she's like, oh. see can you see took a long time no I'll have to check it out It was really good but took a long time When you start doing the national anthem your own way It's boom or bust Because it either is awesome

Or if you take a risk I'm not talking about singing it bad I'm talking about switching up the style And it doesn't go right Look at Fergie, remember that At the NBA All-Star game last year Oh yeah And she did the National Anthem

She was like, oh, sick. It was so awkward. Can you see? It was like one of those commercials when you wake up accidentally at 1 a.m. And they're asking you to call them. Because they're lonely too. Just because they're hot doesn't mean they're not lonely.

That's not them. Oh. The girls in the commercial are not the ones in the home. Oh, that's what they say. Yeah. So there's that. I'm anxious. A lot of people are chiming in here about my motion sickness.

Got a text here from Michelle in Cedar Rapids. I have really bad car sickness too. It's because evolutionary we weren't meant to be in cars or trains or planes. And our brains think that we're poisoned and forces us to be sick to get rid of it. Oh. That's what she says. I don't know that that's true. It's interesting.

I don't know. It sounds a little weird to me, but everything's weird until it's true. Yeah. Then how do you fix it? I don't know. Get the poison out, man. Yeah. Yeah, you need to like detox.

Yeah. So, yeah, that's a deal. All that stuff is in my mind as we wrap up to show today. Amy, what's on your mind? Anne, just keep thinking about this dog we might get. Yeah. That's really, what's on my mind? We're fostering it.

What you mean? You're probably going to keep it because the kids are going to love it. No. Well, if they do love it, great, then we'll keep it. If we recognize that it's not going to happen, then it's technically not like we're not giving it back or returning it because we're just fostering. Yeah. Yeah.

But for the kids, you're keeping it. I don't know, yeah. I got to see how they know what's going to be expected of them. Eddie, did you have to go over this with your kids? Like, hey, when you got Coachella, did you have to say, like, you have responsibilities? Yes, and that was the deal. Like, we're going to get this dog, but you guys are going to feed it, and you guys are going to take care of it. And guess what?

I'm the one that feeds him every day. Yeah, and that's the thing. You definitely don't know through a few days. Yes. She's pretty much my dog now. Well, I'll take care of the dog, too, because I really want one as well. But I just, I guess I want to make sure that kids, like, love the dog. Like, and the dog gets along with the kids.

Like, I don't need any situations. Well, let us know how that goes. Definitely will. Lunchbox something on your mind? Man, just keeping that baby alive. Yep. Wow. That's on your mind.

Holy cow. That's it. That's what they said when you left the hospital, you just got to keep him warm, keep him fed. That's it. But you said alive. There's just a different. But that's how you keep them alive.

You keep them warm, you keep him fed. Okay, that makes more sense for a hospital to say, okay, keep him fed, keep him warm. That's it. Love him. But I was picturing him acting like the hospital was like, here's your baby, keep it alive. Good luck with that

Yeah, keep it alive Good luck, bud That's what I'm gonna do this weekend Got another text here about being motion sick Say I'm an optometrist I haven't mean to let Bobby know He has such motion sickness Because one of his eyes doesn't work

It's called amblyopia So maybe that could be it And I've had it just so severe And see that's a legit That's an optometrist There's poison from caveman days Yeah, poison The other one

I don't know, I believe the other one I'm going with the poison And we need to be sucked out of our body With the chicken Like I diagnosed you, sort of. I told you I thought it was something with your eye or your ear. Yeah. Well, I think that's it.

I got to go. Long flight to California. Thank you for listening. Cole Swindell stops by today. I think you'll like that interview. And I think that's it. You want to say it, Amy? I hope everyone has a great weekend.

There you go. Me, I also hope that. And... Away we go. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Show. That's right now.

Yeah, look at us. You got a good one today. Morgan Evans. We're going to talk to him a little bit. He's got this song. Kiss somebody. Go on kiss somebody. Do that one?

Yeah, I do. Cole Swindell's coming in for the Friday morning conversation. The dance party comes up, so all that. Let's go to Josh in Arkansas. Hey, dude. Hey, how's it going? Good. What's up with you, man?

Pretty good. I'm just driving to work. Yeah, what you do for 11? I work for Cox Communications, the cable company. Yeah, we work. Where you live? I live in Mountain Vine. It's Mountain Pine, Arkansas.

Oh, man, it's your town. Yeah, that's where I grew up. You know, they have a sign. I mean, you drive in. It says Boyhood Home of Bobby Bones. You know that? Pretty crazy. You're famous.

I don't know about that, but you know what's funny, and I feel guilty. There's two parts of the sign. The front part of the sign says, Welcome to the Boyhood Home of Bobby Bones. I'm very proud that my town decided to put up this sign. And I feel like I have to live up to that. But on the backside, it says, welcome to the boy dash hood home of bobby bones well boyhood doesn't spell with the dash

so when people post pictures i've been spelled like that i don't i don't ever repost that version because it's like they misspelled it a typo yeah kind of huh so why on one side is it one way they made two signs and one and they put a dash in boyhood there's different people working that day you ever notice that josh yeah yeah and so i feel guilty i just wish they would take down the one where it's kind of boy dash hood because boyhood's not spelled the dash you got redo that but then who am I to go take down the sign where you're honoring me? Maybe the listeners are right, I am a goober, you know? Write a colorful email.

No, no, no, I want to do that. Can we just get it, can we sponsor to get it redone? Well, remember once, no, I don't want to have anything to do with sponsoring my own sign. Me, me. No. Remember when someone stole it? Oh, yeah. I was someone who would steal that one.

Oh, I'm sure you just put the call out there. I'm sure someone's going to steal it right now. Oh, boy. Hey, Josh, thanks, buddy. Appreciate that call. Appreciate you. Stephanie and Virginia, good morning. Good morning.

Welcome to the show. Thank you. I really just wanted to call and say thank you just for focusing on the positive every day. My husband was actually on back-to-back nine-months appointment, and my kids and I, we listen to you every morning on the way to work at school. And my son, he loves the morning corny, and he retells the joke to his teacher every morning. And I just wanted to thank you for being just so positive every day. Well, thanks. reassuring every day.

And I actually just got tickets to the D.C. show, so I'm really excited. Oh, yeah. I think that one may even be sold out. Not this weekend, but next weekend, I'm doing Warner Theater in D.C. That's awesome day. Well, thank you. I can't wait to see you. And thanks for the call this early in the morning. I'll be in Bakersfield tonight. Heading to Cali.

Mm-hmm. Sure am. So, Bobby Bones Comedy.com, if you hear this, I mean, I know it's early right now, but I'll be out there. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer, Ramundo. rest in peace to the Queen of Seoul, Aretha Franklin, passing away at the age of 76. In Chipotle News, Ohio health officials announced the reason those 600 customers got sick. Unsafe food storage.

Some of the food was left at room temperature too long. And finally, in weather news, tons of rain and severe weather in the northeast, the Midwest, and the South. Chance for a lot of rain, so careful on those roadways. The Bobby Bones Show. So Eddie ran into some listeners on front of the building. this morning. Ooh, it was a little scary. They were out there early when I came in, and it's dark.

Yeah, it's still nighttime when we get here. Oh, yeah. So you drive up and there's some listeners hanging out. But you don't know if they're listeners or not. Well, they came up, and I was getting ready to put my key to the keypad, and they say, hey, hey, excuse me. And I drive a Jeep, so I have the top down, I can hear. And I say, yes.

And they're like, do you know Bobby Bones? And I said, uh, maybe. You come on like a Pumpin' Joy sweatshirt. Maybe. I don't know. And they're like, well, you please, we have his book. Can you get it to him and sign it as I look? Can you just wait until the office opens at 8 and then do it that way?

And I did that because I'm a little worried for safety. I don't know them. And I thought, you know, they were two sweet girls. I mean, I can tell they were nice. But I could have been like staged, you know, where like they come up and try to give me the book. And the two other dudes come out and try to mug me. I was like, I can't risk this. The book is bait.

Yes. Have them sign this. Boom. Boom. Got you. Give me your wallet. Well, okay. So, but I was wondering, like, what should I have done?

Is that fine? Is that okay to say, like, wait until the office opens? So you made them wait out there for like three hours? They left. They left and they came back, I guess. Okay, yeah. Got breakfast. Maybe.

What do you think about that, Amy? I probably would have grabbed the books and brought them into you and then take it home back out. But they were girls. It's night time. If it would have been scary people. If it would have been like, for me, I don't know. I would just have to gauge how I. the feelings I was getting from them.

I wouldn't like love it. But, you know, because it is a little bit scary. But if it's girls that aren't going to scare me, no. But if no, nothing against big guys, but if big guys ask me to do it, I might be like, oh, I'm going to hold off. Let me go get Ramundo. Lunchbox? If they don't recognize me

because they said, do you know Bobby? Obviously, you work with Bobby and they know you're in the, you know, raging idiots, all that. I'd say, sorry, Bobby doesn't even work at this building. Get lost. I handle that all wrong. If they don't recognize you, you're a part of the show.

They should know who you are and be like, hey, Eddie, oh my goodness, can you give this to Bobby? Then you bring him the book. The fact they didn't recognize you, beat it. To his point, Lunchbox at the end, they did say like, and what's your name? And I said Eddie. Well, it was dark. You said it was dark. Yes, so maybe they didn't recognize me.

I said, Eddie. And they're like, okay, thank you, Eddie. So they didn't know who I was. Well, this is how I handle it when someone's waiting up front. If they sit, I just run. Dude, that's the memory I thought, too, because you've gone through this before. Goodbye. Goodbye.

I don't mess with people. I'm out. Anything dark, I don't mess with people. Yeah, nighttime. If it's dark, I'm out. So, but, uh, yeah. Don't fail me now, you? I probably would have got the book.

I brought it in. Probably said all that. Invited me in for a little breakfast. Yeah, no, I wasn't about to do all that. Eddie. They did finger quotes. Oh, so you're Eddie. Okay, thank you, Eddie.

Wasps in the summertime are flying around, drinking old beer, and then they go on stinging rampages because they're drunk. Have you guys seen this? No. Since it's summertime, these beer gardens are huge. And even when people have party, they leave beer out. And so a lot of these wasps are hanging around and they hit the beer because they're attracted to that beer. And then, again, they're drunk and they're making decisions. Probably not the best.

Yeah, a little tipsy and they just want to go out. They're out stinging away. They're like heads up, more stinging. Where there's more beer. Drink responsible, man. Come on. Can join twin sisters who were the first ever separated in Colorado. 17 years later, they're good.

They're flourishing even. But they can feel each other's pain. Really? Yeah, when they were born at the hip, spine, and intestines, they were all connected. This is 2001 in Denver. So they were strong enough. They separated them. And now the girls, right, their senior year in high school,

they say that they can really feel the pain. if one of them feels the pain. That's crazy. Stop. You cannot feel the pain of someone else. Like, I saw a little story about these girls. They said, oh, if the girl hits her arm at school, I'll come on and be like, man, my arm hurts. And this should be like, yeah, I hit my arm earlier than that.

Oh, that's why my arm hurts. Stop it. Well, you've never been a conjoint twin. How do you know if you don't know? That's my thing. If you don't know, how do you know? I mean, but why do you believe them? They're just making it up to sound cool.

Like, the girl says, oh, if my boyfriend's mad at me and we can get in a fight, my sister knows before I even get home that we're fighting because she's in a bad mood too. Stop it. That's interesting, huh? It's hard for me to say no because I don't know. Like I've never felt that. But Ray Mundo, who's our audio guy who sits in the glass room and cuts audio,

he's a twin. Not a conjoined twin. Right. And not identical either. We're just fraternal. But you were in the womb at the same time? Yeah. Yeah, we were next to each other the whole time.

That's so crazy. How do you feel, like, if your brother has something happened to him, do you feel like you can sense something or no? I could sense stuff when we lived in the same. town together. I could sense it worked that something was happening. Really? I'm dead serious. I'm dead serious. Now that we live away from each other, I think maybe the distance has had a factor on it, but seriously, when we were in school together, I would be like, I guarantee he just got in trouble. I have the weirdest feeling right now, and he would

have gotten in trouble. Or when we were playing baseball and stuff like that, if he got a base hit, I knew he got a hit without even knowing. I could just feel like that he was still on base, he was still running. Oh, so you weren't playing baseball together. You're on the same team, but if I wasn't watching, I knew he got a hit. See? How can we prove that's wrong? I feel like there's something to it, especially like a conjoined situation. Like, I don't know. I mean, lunchbox, you don't know? Like, I understand.

Do you believe the people that die for 30 seconds and come back and say they saw something? No. Okay. They just do that so they have a good story to tell them, write a book. Like, these girls are probably going to write a book about how they feel each other's pain. Well, they work and join twins, and they have a really remarkable story. Yeah. He's just jealous of everyone, huh?

No, I'm not jealous of it. It's in the news for something. Oh, right. I think I feel something. My sister must have just hit her arm. Like, get out. out of here. All right.

She must have a headache. Oh, no, I'm feeling the same thing. All right. Thank you, lunchmark. Bobby Boncher. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30-second skinny.

Kelsey Ballerini shared that she works really hard to stay healthy, but Mexican food and Chick-fil-A are the two things that get her every single time. Oh, that's interesting. What's your weakness? And what food is your weakness? Man, I feel, and my Kelsey Ballerini, it's a waffle fries from Chick-fil-A. And, yeah, Mexican food, like chips and dip. Chips and salsa, ugh, weakness.

What about you? Mine's kind of a cop-out. Any free food? Oh, really? If it's there. I know what you're saying. Like, I grew up really poor, and there was food, we ate it all the time. There was food around, you just ate it.

If there's free, anytime there's free food anywhere, I could be stuffed. Yeah. If there's free food, probably can eat. So that, but I've had to pick one item, any kind of cupcake. Okay. I love sugar. Can't get, can't walk. It's bad.

It's terrible for you. I love it, though. What else, Morgan, number two? So a new album coming out today, Cole Swindell's all of it. Oh, here you go. And this song, Break Up in the End is on this record.

Even though we break up in the end. Yeah, our Friday morning conversation, Coleswendo. That's a big record out today. Yeah. What else, Morgan number two? We've got movies coming out this weekend. Crazy Rich Asians is at 93% on Rotten Tomatoes, Mile 22 with Mark Wahlberg, and then Alpha was 79% on Rotten Tomatoes.

I don't know what those other. I know Crazy Rich Asians. It was a book. Really? I don't know the other ones. I feel like, did you mention alpha? There's like a dog. Yeah, that's one.

Yeah. I've seen a picture. Who knows about all the movies anymore? I'm like, why am I so disconnected with movies these days. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

I love this one. For the third year in a row, a barber named Robert Banks at Perfect Line Barbershop is given out 100 feet backpacks and haircuts, so students are ready to start the year off right. Isn't that cool? Love that. He said in the community, we have a lack of education, high crime rates. These children are our future.

So he saves up all year. Backpacks, and then he gives them haircuts so they go to school, looking good, feeling good, so they can perform better. Yeah, I love it. There you go. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from North Logan, Utah.

Adam was the former director of the public library in Logan, Utah. He has been sentenced to a month in jail and has to pay back $89,000. he stole to play game of war online. Oh, I get it. Do you? Well, I mean, I'll hop in a little fortnight sometimes. You steal from the school, the library? The public library.

He stole $89,000 to buy extra lives and level cheats or whatever. Let's just put it on the library card or what? Yeah, I'm not sure how you steal money from the library, but that's a lot. It's a lot of money. And what are you buying $90,000? Are you not good enough of the game? He's got to buy cheat codes? Yeah, like that's a lot.

lot of cheat codes, man. Gives you get on a new game. You got to spend that kind of money. And you go into jail for how long? 30 days, and he has to pay the $89,000 back. How was he going to do that? I mean, what do you do?

How does he do that? Gaming tournaments. What are you in for? Stole game, $89,000. Lots of good cheat codes. It's for the library. All right, thank you, Lutchbox. I'm Lunchbox.

That's your Bonehead story of the day. Come on Bobby Bones show. On the Bobby Bones show now. Morgan Evans. On the phone right now is our buddy Morgan Evans. Hey boy. Hey, dude, how are you right now? I'm in Phoenix, Arizona, man.

So what do you do out on the road during the week? We used to play a show last night, actually. It was a secret show down here for K&IX, and Chris Young was the secret act, and we opened up to him. Boy, that secret act would be scary. One time, by the way, Morgan Evans is on, this is his big song right now. Kiss somebody.

I'm going to play it in a second, but one time Eddie and I, our band, was a secret act in Tulsa, and then people were like, Secret Act, and we came out, and they were like, oh. Where's Luke Bryan? Yeah, yeah.

That Secret Act made me feel like not that comfortable, Morgan Evans, I'll be honest. I hear you. I'm glad that I wasn't the secret. Morgan's here. Listen, he's got a song that quite possibly could be the number one song this week. Which is awesome.

Yeah, which is awesome. And he's Bobby Bone's Class of 20. 18 artist and just a good dude. How's that feel? You feel pretty good about this week or now? I mean, it's an incredible feeling just to be in a conversation like this, but at the same time, it's a pretty nerve-wracking situation as well. Are you watching the chart? I purposely, you know, you have to have a log-in to like go and look at that, and I purposely

do not have one of those because I feel like I would be checking it more than I would be talking to any person. So I get an update every day from my producer who's, is watching it, I guess, and that's enough. Morgan Evans is on with us. He has that song, Kiss Somebody Right there. I was looking at Morgan's social media. And you took a screenshot of you and your grandfather because I guess he just turned 90 years old.

You did, yeah. And what I took from this is, first of all, him and your grandmother married almost 65 years. That's incredible. It's pretty insane, isn't it? It's, yeah, I guess you look and talk and talk to people like that. And then when you think about those numbers,

like the amount of respect that you have for them and the way they've lived their life. And then Col, or excuse me, Morgan's grandfather's favorite artist is Cole Swindell. Oh. It's so funny. I always ask him what he likes, you know,

because he's way into country music and especially the new stuff. And he's always like, oh, I like all of it, I like all of it. But then at the end of the conversation, he'll always be like, so was Cole Swindell there? That's funny

Wow, look at this guy Morgan Evans By the way, if you're new To knowing about Morgan He is from Australia That explains the accent a bit Anything else about Morgan We need to mention before I play a song here

He surfs which is kind of cool I didn't know he did that It's just a home thing huh Does everyone surf back home Morgan? Yeah, it was kind of a thing I grew up to kind of 15 minutes from the beach So that's kind of what we did on the weekends And then as I grew up

It's kind of what I just did before the day started It was like a go and wake up at the beach kind of thing, which is pretty awesome. And you love wearing board shorts, right? Yeah, much to my wife's discussed. They're my preferred piece of clothing to wear during the day just because they're so comfortable and I can go for a swim if I want, or I don't have to. But they have slowly been disappearing out of the closet lately. How did you know that Kelsey?

By the way, Morgan's married to Kelsey Ballerini, but how did you know she hated it? Did she tell you or did you read that? No, no, I knew from her. And she told you? And Morgan, yeah, I knew she, like, hates board shorts. And then Morgan didn't, like, TMZ do a story about it? Yes. Pretty funny.

I don't know who said it first, if she said it first. But, you know, people ask you like, good questions, blah, blah, blah, blah. What are you, you know, what about you annoys, Kelsey the most? And I think I may have said the board shorts. Because every time I do it, she's like, are you really wearing them? Are you going to wear them today? You know, it's that kind of reaction. Morgan Evans on with us.

Got the song, Kiss Somebody, Smash Aruski. By the way, let me say this. Morgan just released a five-song EP, and you can hear Day Drunk, American, I Do, Kiss Somebody, Young again, all those. And he's out now with Chris Young on the Losing Sleep, 2018 World Tour, and you never know they just may show up and surprise you.

Anytime there's a surprise, it might be Morgan and Chris Young. My friend gets you some rest, go back to sleep, and good luck, man. Hopefully next week we call you and we'll be celebrating number one. Thanks so much. spread the chat to you guys.

All right. See, Morgan. There is Morgan Evans. Come on. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this girl got into college.

She's actually the first one in her family that's going to get to do so, but she's had to apply for scholarships. It doesn't cover all of the bills. So in an attempt to try to just get some help, she attached a note to God on a balloon. And she said, God, please help me get the rest of my stuff for college. Amen. I love you, God, along with her name and phone number. Well, a pastor stumbled across the balloon, like on the ground 15 miles away, and he sent her some stuff for her dorm room.

I guess him and his church, like a comforter for a bed, a mini fridge that she might need. So just little things are going to start, like, popping up because he found it and then he's reaching out to his community. Do you mind if I take a second? Sure. Get a pin here. Right. You're writing down a prayer? Dear God.

Girlfriend question. to mark? Put that on a balloon. Let's see if someone walks about that. Bobby, you forgot your name and phone number. He knows. Oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah, he knows.

That was tell me something good. Hey, what's happening, guys? You know, you get on your phone. You're always tinking around, trying to find stuff to do. There's a lot of games. A lot of apps out there. But I'll say this, there's only one Best Feans. And if you're like me, you're tired of the same old apps on your phone.

And let me recommend to you, the puzzle game, best fiends. There's a ton. They've been saying infinite. amount of challenging puzzles, thousands of levels to play, and tons of characters to collect. It's the perfect game to play whenever you want. You can play with family, friends, by yourself. Either way, you won't get bored, and you won't be using your thumb going, ah, there's nothing to do on my phone. The best part, you can even play without internet connection, so you can play literally anytime, anywhere. Morgan number two plays it before the show starts. I catch myself

playing Best Fiends. Just solve the time, sitting somewhere, play some Best Fiends. Give it a try, and you can tell me where you catch yourself playing Best Fiends. Download Best Fiends for free on the app store or Google Play Today. That's Friends Without the R. Best Fiends and you can be part of the club. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Limerick.

Over to Amy with the Good Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What did the vegetable farmer do when he got a flat tire? What the vegetable farmer do when he got a flat tire? Had to get asparagus. Had to get a spare, I guess. That's good. That's pretty good. That was.

Morning corny. Had to get a spare, I guess. Cole Swindell about to come in the studio. He's got a new record out today. Yesterday was National Joke Day, and I was reading all the jokes online, and I thought, why don't we have a tournament on the show? You have right for a tournament here?

Yeah. That's a bit quick one. But this is how this works here. The winner of the Knock Knock Joke Tournament will win $25. for themselves. Yeah. Or $50 to the charity of your choice.

Oh, top choice. Okay, okay, okay. Okay, so first up in the knock, knock, knock joke tournament, Amy versus Morgan number two. Here it is, here they are. Okay. Pressure is on. Now, Amy, you just did the morning corner, you're already loose.

You're already loose. Do you want to go first or second? Sure. I mean, I'll go first. Ladies and gentlemen, here she is. What's her knock, knock joke? Amy. Knock knock.

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy, me rolling. They hate in. Okay, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. Why is somebody laughing?

It's a riding dirty reference. Okay. Yeah, listen, it's tough. It's a tough crowd. Tough crowd over there. We're all competing. Okay. Morgan number two, are you ready?

I'm ready. Okay, here's Morgan number two's knock knock. Joe. Go ahead. Knock knock. Who is there? A little old lady. A little old lady who?

All this time, I had no idea you could yodel. Oh, boy. A little old lady who... Oh. Now, the judging panel's me, Mike D and Ray. Okay, guys, hold up one finger for Amy, two for Morgan number two. All right, it's unanimous. Amy, you move on to the championship round.

Amy! All right. Okay. Okay. Over to the other side of the bracket. Yeah. Lunchbox versus Eddie, and they're a knock, knock, joke off. Eddie, you're going first.

All right, I'm ready. And go. Knock, knock. Who's there? Tank who? You're welcome. Solid. Solid.

Not great, but solid. All right. I heard some real laughs in the back here. You're giggling over there. Man, I don't know which you wanted to go with because I got to say it's a good one for the championship. But you've got to get to the championship. Right. You got to beat that joke right there, lunchbox.

You're ready. He said tank you, right? To take on Amy and the Championship. Lunchbox, you're up. Knock, knock. Who's there? Robin. Robin, who?

Robin, you hit it over the cash. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa. Oh, man, I've never heard that one more. That's good. And he stood up and did finger guns out of it. Okay, so one for Eddie, two for lunchbox. It is unanimous.

Lunchbox is the winner. No! Come on. No. Was that your strongest one, you think? That was good. I don't know. I just liked it because I got to do the finger guns and I want to make sure I got to do the finger guns.

All right, there he is. There is. We're now down the championship round. Who! Amy versus Lunchbox. Here we go. Yeah. Also serving as judges will be Morgan number two and Eddie.

All right, come on, Amy. The whole group is now a judge. All right. Amy, are you ready? Yeah. All right, go ahead. Knock knock. Who's there?

Cash. Cashu. No thanks. I prefer peanuts. A cashew joke. Again, solid. Lunchbox. Are you ready?

Yeah. He's looking over the jokes. Oh, I'm ready. For the championship. All right, my friend. Knock, knock. Who's there? I eat mop.

I eat my poo. That is gross. Wow. Okay. I'm ready to vote. Mommy, you eat your poo. I'm so ready to vote. Okay, so I ate my poo.

I get it. Yeah, yeah. Amy's the number one finger and lunchbox is number two finger. Just hold them up on the cat. No, lunchbox put your hand down. What? You're not voting. Wait, one.

Amy is one. Just hold your fingers up. Amy's, oh, it's already, everybody's put a one out. Wow. Our winner is Amy. Amy, let's have a team. Ow. Did I go out with one?

Oh, wow. First of all, are you going to keep the $25 for yourself? I'm going to do $50 to charity, please. Come on, Amy. What? And what charity? Do you know yet? Let me think.

Yes, my life speaks in Nepali, Haiti. They have an orphanage for special needs children. Okay, and $50 will go right there. So there it is. Yes, yes, yes. Man, maybe I should have gone with this one. Oh, did you have another one? What would you may have used?

Knock knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Dwayne, who? Dwayne, the bathtub. I'm drowning. Dwayne? Okay, it's better.

I mean, we're doing a lot. You guys like cashew? It was just solid. You're terrible. What? You eat your poo? Okay. Cole Swindell coming in next.

Even though we break. Friday morning conversation is next with Coleswindow. Amy, take us out. Knock knock. Who's there? Mustache. Mustash you. I must ask you a question, but I'll shave it for later.

There's your chant. Both would have won. The Friday morning conversation with Coleswindell. All right. Cole Swindell's walking down the hall right now. He's got a new record out today. You've probably heard this song here. Oh, we break up in the end.

There he is. There he is. Right here. Hey, buddy. Oh, man. Look at you. You've been working out, like, a little harder than normal? Yeah, on the road, yeah.

I'm serious. No, just, you know. We're trying to stay busy on the road. You look good. That's the Chubbs Peterson shirt, my happy Gilmore shirt. Yeah. Oh, look at there. Are you good?

I'm good. How are you? Good. Good to be here. Maybe it was just San Cheney in a bit. I know. It's good to be back. Big week album release, so I'm glad to be here.

Yeah, what song you like on this record? All of them. Yeah? Yeah. We, yeah, it's tough to narrow down. We recorded, you know, I think 15, 16 songs and then had to narrow those down to 12. And that's a tough process because you love everything you record.

But, yeah, I think we've got the best 12 songs, whether I wrote them or not, and that's what we set out to do. I got a lot of things to talk to you about regarding this record. I think one of them, it comes in mind whenever you talk about recording a song and then it not making it like it actually costs money to record a song yeah and people yeah people don't think about that but it is you know you kind of have a budget going in and you record what you can and sometimes those songs don't make it and not only is it money i mean you've got writers that you know they know

you recorded it and it's just a waiting process and i've been there you know before i got my record deal i know what that's like to have a song that maybe even is going to get recorded or did get recorded, and then it doesn't make the album, and it's just, it's crushing. So it's hard to tell those folks, you know, I'm sorry, I love the song, but we just, you know, just not enough room, so maybe, maybe on the next album, so. Tough. And that's not my, you know, I can't stand. Oh, you don't tell them? I mean, yeah, it just, it sucks to have to do that, so. Tell me about this one here.

Yeah. Even though we break up. Yeah, man. You like that's a good one or now. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Let's see a lead off, lead off single. And like I said, I just think the production of that, the whole, and I've had, you know, some heartfelt songs here in the past, but this one is, to me, I don't know, it's just one of the best written songs I've heard when it, and just when you've been through the lyrics of this, it hits hard, and I've heard stories.

I mean, that's the cool thing about songs like this. You know they mean a lot to people because of the stories you hear, and just the, you know, that's what we get to do is make music and stuff I've lived through, whether, like I said, I didn't write this song, but I feel like I did, and I wish I would have, but I do love it.

You feeling that or way? I do it, I feel it, man. Y'all don't feel that? No, I'm talking about you specifically. Oh, I mean, you know, just maybe. I've been there, I've been there. Well, you know what's interesting about you is that you are a fantastic songwriter,

like one of the best in town, and you still take songs from other people, and you openly say, you know what, I didn't write that song. Yeah. And I admire that about you because I think some people will just go, hey, I just want to leave that

and make people, you know. I could have, right, yeah, because I think if you listen to the album, I hope people think that, hey, I think you did write, you know, the whole album, but I'm not scared to say I didn't because it's, I know, you know, these songwriters we have here in Nashville are unbelievable. That's what they do for a living.

They're professional, so. But so were you. My only point is you write songs for so many other people, too. Oh, yeah, yeah. You easily just could take an all, all, you've been like, I'm only writing this. Yeah, and it's just some of the songs you wrote for other people. Just some people know it home. Just go ahead.

Yeah, I wrote Roller Coaster. From Luke Brun, you ever heard of that guy? Good one. Yeah, I think I heard him. I wrote, this is how we roll, Florida, Georgia, Lion, Luke, wrote, Give Me Some of that Thomas Rett. See, that's my point, is that you easily just could have taken all your own songs. Yeah, but I just, I don't know, I just feel like, you know, if there's a song, and it depends,

no matter if you write it or not, it's kind of what you're wanting to say at that time in your life. And sometimes there's a song that I think's great of mine, but, you know, somebody else wrote a song that I'm just digging a little more. And that's, I always said that, you know, I just want to make the best albums I can. And I think that's, I want to write everything. But if, you know, somebody else writes your story for you or writes something you wish you would have written, it's almost, it's pretty special. So I've recorded several that.

I didn't on this album. If you were to write my story, the title of, what would that song story be? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a proficient writer up here. You get a title. That's the whole song, just the title of the song. And don't sugarcoat it.

Don't with whatever comes to you. What do you mean, don't sugarcoat it? Why don't like? Go ahead. Coles window, world-class writer, a new record out today called All of It. It's titling my new song. What comes to your mind?

Gosh, whatever comes to your mind. Anything at all? Masculine, muscle, funny, heart. Just so much heart. Stud. Stud. I'll take that.

That's a good one. Yeah. Stud. With three D's. You got to get the D's in there. Stud. You know what song I like? By the way,

Cole's got a new record. It's called All of it. I like this one here. It's called Love You Too Late. You wrote this one too, huh? Track one. That's why I know it. No, the only one you listen to is that.

That's why we put a good one first. So up tempo. It's like we've got to get you into it. So we'll move on to another track maybe a couple weeks. This is called Love You Too Late, huh? Yeah. That's definitely.

It's definitely one of the biggest up tempos on that. Why does it take you so long to make a record sometimes? You see people in the studio for two months. Like, what's that like? You know, I mean, it's one thing to track the songs, but I just think all that you have to... What's that mean track of songs? You find who, we've kind of got a process. We have the same band pretty much on every album so far, and they're in there.

You listen to the demo, which is, you know, the version of the song before you record it, and the band goes in, you know, lays down the song. that usually takes a couple times. They get in their groove. And once that's laid down, I mean, there's people going back in with guitars, like overdub and just playing over stuff. And it just takes, I mean, maybe if you're doing a, you know, strip-down version of something that doesn't take the long,

but an album, I mean, you spend a lot of time on every single song, a lot more than you would if you were just, you know, having a work tape or demo made. So it's a long process. But even after the studio, I mean, I'm done. You know, I sing my vocals. That's a long process as well, just getting through, you know, all 12 songs. But then there's so much backgrounds.

There's so much my production. producer Michael Carter has to do that, I mean, I don't even know, I think, how much work. I just know it takes a while and just every single song getting it perfect because, you know, this is, it's going to last for a while. People are going to hear this forever, hope. And you want it to be as good as it can be. The Friday morning conversation with Cole Swindell. Listen to that.

Got a new record out today. Let me hear another song. This one here is both sides of the Mississippi. Both sides of the Mississippi. I like this one, too. Yeah, you did. Yeah, so I can't wait to start playing this one live, man. Do you do that?

Do you hide songs back until the record release? Yeah, you know, that's a tough thing, too. We've released, you know, five or, you know, five or six songs before the album comes out. So people have heard, you know, a lot of it. But then you have some songs, it's like, I want them to, you know, want to get the whole album. Because I literally, that's how everybody tries to make an album. I want them to love every song. But you only get to release so many and to radio, you know, so these days, I mean, you want people to hear the whole album.

So I tried to make it full of good songs. Oh, I like that. It's a goal. It's a goal. Some of you're like, yeah, yeah. Just throw this one on there. No, it's a long process trying to figure out which ones to get on there. Let me hear this one.

New records out today. Straight is a king, Amy. You like that? I hear that. Did you get that reference? Did you get it, though? That's for you. Yes.

It just said George Strait. Did you really get it? You wrote it for me? The original lyric to that, the writers, that wrote that had George's the king. Yeah, sorry, I didn't know, but I love it. George is the king. And I just, it sounded, I'm from Georgia.

So when you're singing it, it almost sounded like Georgia's the king. So I couldn't let people think, so I changed it straight. So thanks writers for letting me. Did you charge them for that? Did you take a little percentage? Yeah, a lot. No, absolutely not, yeah. So who are these other Georgia guys?

A lot of you guys come up from Georgia. Who's in that Georgia crew? Because it's all of you guys. I mean, yeah, there's, you know, me, Luke, And there's songwriters as well. Come on, name check them. Yeah. Dallas, Thomas Rhett, Red Akins, Ben Hayeslip.

It's like the British invasion. It's a bulldog invasion, man. Yeah, there's so many, yeah, there's new guys coming. It's pretty crazy. What's the last thing you bought? You splurged on. By the way, Cole Swindell is here. Got a new record out.

Let me plug this while you think about it. Okay, yeah. Yeah, I got an album called All of It's out today. Got going out doing an upcoming tour. He had kicking off in St. Louis. Is that tonight? I guess you're in St. Louis tonight. Raffing up August 23rd in Pittsburgh, all of our cities.

So now I've given you time to think about it. What's the last thing you splurged on? Man, probably took two of my buddies from back home in Georgia, and they flew out to the West Coast, and we got to play golf. There was a place in Oregon called Bandin Dunes that they had been wanting to play, and we got some rooms there to the cabin, and went and got to play golf for a couple days. and it was, you know, it's not really splurged, but it was.

I mean, that was a good experience. We didn't have any hookups up there, you know. It was like, yeah, come out and play. So it was a nice trip and just a little time off before the album kicked off. You're talking about a minute ago breaking up. Do you have trouble finding people that don't know who you are and what you do? And it's hard to date someone now because I've struggled with that, especially recently a bit. Yeah, and it's weird.

I remember a year before all this happened, I was hoping. all this would happen, but I just was kind of hope I'd find somebody and settle down before, because you never, you know, it is hard. I mean, it's, you know, what people's intentions are. But, you know, I think it's just, you got to, it's going to happen when it happens. And I just, I think I've put so much into my career. I think that's definitely had, you know, taking a toll on my, maybe personal life, relationships and stuff.

But, you know, I can't, I wouldn't take anything back. I love what I do. And I just think that when it's supposed to happen, it's going to happen. How old are you? 35. You go therapy? You've been to therapist? I have, yeah.

You're 35? What's that? Sorry. I know, yeah. We've moved on to... We've moved on to other things. I know you're younger than that. That's good.

Yeah, well, thank you. Thank you. I thought I was, too. You've been to a therapist? Yeah, I have, yeah. It's good stuff. I've been, you know, through my life, I've been, but that's what I talk about relationships.

Oh, absolutely. I mean, it's, you got to have, yeah, somebody to talk to, and that's kind of me, you know, I keep everything in, so it's good to get. All right, well, hey, I'm on, I know you're busy, but here we go. That's what I'm changing my thing from stud to the therapist. Okay. There we go. Cole sent some, I wear them all the time on stage now.

I wear my swindels. Do you right? That's what I call them. I got a pair of Red Jordans and I wear them on stage for all my comedy shows now. He sent them to my house too because he knew someone would steal him if you sent him up here. Yeah, that I didn't know that too. I didn't know if some fan might come grab them if I sent. I just had to find the right place to send them.

So I'm glad you got them and yeah, man. Just a little shoe guy. You like shoes, huh? I do, yeah. What's that shoe you wear? Ten. Yeah, now you all are going to have like a little shoe exchange. We can do, yeah, we can.

So what if we do it? It's cute. Why are you hating? I'm not hating. How is that hating? Two guys can't even get vulnerable over here without someone hating. I know. And they wonder why we go to therapy.

There was three. Yes, because people make fun of it. Yes. I caused you to go to therapy. Yes. My shoe comment. Coles Wendell is here. Got a new record out today.

Let me hear another one of these. This one's called, I'll be your small town. You like this one or no? Yeah. Yeah. I wrote this. I can be your patric shade and be small town. Come on, that sounds like a Colson-Dell original right now.

Yeah, it is. Come on. That's one I wrote on there. I like that. I love it. Thank you. You like hearing this stuff back or not? It's awesome, man, just to know that it's finally out.

You know, when you're making an album, you get to hear these things over and over through every process of it to when it's finally mastered and just, yeah, man. So I'm just excited for other people to hear it and hopefully they dig it like we do. You drive around, turn it up, listen to yourself, alone? No. I'm usually on the bus. I crank it. I have a little marshal. speaker in there that I

listen to some stuff home but yeah I mean at home I mean I do listen to in the truck just because I know that's where other people are going to be listening and just kind of when I'm getting mixes back of songs I'll run out to the truck and listen on there too so yeah but I've got headphones and stuff too everything else in life good? It's good

yeah just got a big tour coming up in October starting in October and just finishing up some fairs festivals right now and just album release we got these you know album release shows that I'm playing the entire album live top to bottom. So I've never done that before, so I'm excited to get into that tonight.

Yeah, Six City starts tonight in St. Louis. You're listening to us on the Bull in St. Louis and it wraps all the way up. If you're listening to us on Big and Pittsburgh on 23rd. And go to Colstwindle.com and find out all those. Yeah, yeah, that's going to be a unique tour. We've never done the whole album top to bottom. So I'm excited. You ever forget the words of songs?

This might be one of those shows because, I mean, I've never. never had to do, you know, but we've been running over me and the band. It's a lot on the band, too. I mean, for them to learn 12, you know, and we've been playing a couple of them here and there, but yeah, singing 12 brand new songs for pretty much the first time live is going to be interesting. But that's why we've been in rehearsal and getting ready. So yeah, I definitely, I just get lost in the crowd and somebody's holding up a sign. I'm trying to read it and I forget the words. So what do you do when that happens? It's not a good feeling. There's really nothing. I mean, used to, I would want to panic, but now it's just kind of, you just got to laugh it off and know that.

Hey, that's fine. And almost, I mean, people, they get it. You know, you're going to forget a word or two. But it is a pretty helpless feeling when you, you know, you're right in the middle of it. It's like, I wrote this song. How can I not remember it? And people are just staring at you. Like, what are you doing? And so, I, it's tough. It's tough. But I remember most of them. So I demand a refund. See? You start singing, chilling it and you mess up. I'm going out. I need a refund. And I've done that before. I'm like, this is, I've sang this song for five years. Like, how do you forget? But you just, I don't know. I get so lost in the crowd and just trying to interact with. with people that sometimes you forget a word or two. All right. You still have fun, though. Oh, yeah. I'm having a blast, man.

We're wide open out on the road and just, yeah, promoting the album. You having fun, though. I'm having a blast, man. Come on. Why you keep questioning his funny? No, it's just, look, it's been two years since the album, and it gets, you know, towards the end of that, you're ready for some new stuff, ready for new music.

And I think everybody, you know, everybody was. So with a breakup in the end, that's the first single now. You know, we've got a soundtrack. Listen, I'm here for it. You ever need to talk? I'm right here. Hey, I mean, there's people listening that need to hear this, yeah. Not just me.

I'm not talking about this song. I'm talking about just in life. Oh, I got you. You can call me. All right, all right. Well, I appreciate it. I understand your trials and tribulations. Yeah, I think, you know, we've been there.

We have, yeah. I'm talking about just life, you know? Yeah, I get it. All right. You ever need a meal. You never know. Warm, whole meal of food, maybe. I don't, I don't.

If that would be agree. Do you cook? No. Yeah, I don't either. I was going to say home-cooked meal, but I don't cook. So, yeah, we'll just grab a bite somewhere, yeah. All right. Cole Swindell, got a record out today.

I really like this guy. You know I like this guy, right? I know. I like all of you. I appreciate. He can't even say he likes me. He had problems like me. You have meant to me some problems with me, huh?

What? You won't even look at me and say that. Well, he said he liked you and then you said I like all of y'all. And then you turned. Dude, me and you. All right. Yes, me and you right. It was a little awkward.

It was a little. It was a little. Yeah. And we have a, I would say, mild to temperate friendship outside of the show. Yeah, absolutely, man. Proud of a... Me and you. Yeah, all right, me and you, right here.

And you. The couch didn't seem too interested anyway. Because they're, all right, listen. The couch. Let me hear one more of these songs. Let me hear one more of these songs. Let me hear one more of these songs. Which one?

I got them all. Oh, my God. What you want? No, Amy, what's you? No, we already played it. Oh, man. You want 20 in a Chevy? Let's, uh, yeah, let's do that.

What else you want? God, I'm trying to think what I was on here. I'd do all of it. Oh, that's a good one. It's a jam. That's a jam. Title track, they call that. That's it.

They called that because it's a title and it's a track. And that's it. It really is. We had a couple of options, but naming the album, that was, I just feel like that was perfect for just all the songs. Because songs like that, it's all number, you know, that are going to hit people right in the heart. And then we've got, you know, love you two, like up tempo stuff. I think we've got a little bit of everything. Reason to drinks.

Wait, did you play Dad's Old Number? Did I play Dad's Old Number? Look, this is the song on that. Like, this is the one that you guys need to hear. But, I mean, you're going to have to listen to it. Hey, my friend Jesse Alexander wrote this song, huh? Yes, or in Chase McGill. Yeah?

One of the best songs I've ever heard. Sometimes I forget. Brave school. Sorry about you've got Dad's Old Home. If you listen to the whole thing, it's a guy calling and just telling this lady that has it, I'm sorry, It's been me the whole time waking you up and do it because she has his dad's old number. And that's no matter it's your dad, whoever, I mean, if you've lost someone, you've got that number in your phone, that is, that's one of the most unique ideas I've heard. You know, we've got songs about losing it, but that's that feeling, that emotion of, man, I can't call this number anymore.

And even I was sitting up front with my bus driver, Andy, and listening to that, and he and his dad are, you know, close, still has his dad. And it just scared him to death. I mean, you know, even if a song makes you call the people you still have around. And that's, you know, that's one of the best songs. That's why I love country music that I don't know if any other, you know, genre of music can make me feel like a song like that can. So thanks to Jesse and Chase for let me record that one. Listen to that. Cole Swindell, records call all of it.

I like it. I hope you like it. I like you. I like you. Yeah. Me and you, pal. There you forever. Me and you.

Friends forever. I have to get on a show with you sometime. All right, buddy. All right, Col Swindell, hey, good luck with the record. Thank you so much, buddy. Tens and tens of them. Thank you so much. Thanks for always letting me come in.

No problem. All right. Call us one day. Yes, there it is. There he is. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home.

It's something good. Sophia is 17 years old. She's driving down to Georgia Road. She falls asleep at the wheel. Luckily, she wakes up in time to see herself veering off the road, but she overcorrects, flips the car, lands on its roof in a puddle of water like she's, drowning. Luckily, there's a Navy vet driving down the road,

pulls over, and drags her to safety. Gets her out of the car. She was unconscious in the water. Wow. That's so fortunate. That's crazy, too.

And how about him having the composure to go, got it, got it, got it, pulls her out. Yeah, so I should probably give Alex Tiner a shout-out because he's the Navy vet that got out of his car,

saved the girl's life. Shout out right there, a good one. That was Tell Me Something Good. You ever get those ulcers in your mouth? Yes. Man, they kill me.

I talk for a living. And I'm like, blah, you can't avoid them. Because I'm trying to dodge it as I'm talking because you don't want to hit your tongue on it. And the thing is, it doesn't even hurt that bad. It's just annoying.

I have ulcers. Yeah. What should I do about that? Nothing. You just got to, oh, well, sometimes if I get it, I think, I could be wrong on this. I don't know, there's no scientific research, but I gargle, like, hydrogen peroxide or something

or put it on there, and I feel like it heals it faster. That's been driving me crazy. Also, I had to get a haircut yesterday. Oh, I saw that. It looks good. Well, here's the problem. What? There's a fine line now between trendy and 38 years old.

Oh, you definitely went trendy. Well, I have to cut it short because I have an award show next week. So the sides, I... So for about a week, I just sit in this place that's a little too trendy for my age. We have a hat on. Let's see it. No.

Okay. I kind of look like vanilla ice. Okay. Really? A little bit, yeah. It's all right. But I got to have to... Whatever. I don't know what I'm doing anymore around here.

What is it? A high and tight? Nah. It's a fade? Tide on the sides a little longer. He'll know. Wait till he kind of takes his hat off to scratch his hands and times. Now I'm not doing it. Now you make everything. What? Bryce Harper.

I'm just telling him a way to get it. Get a look. Get a peek. This is what drives me crazy. Ulcers and having to get haircuts in my 30s. You know? Hey, you can text us anything you want during the show to send any message to the number 26-229. And just as a way to remember it, that spells Bobby. So send any message to 26229 A confirmation text will be sent

Standard message and data rates apply That being said, Morgan number two is monitoring it And these are some of the most asked questions According to you guys sending in the text All right, what's up first Morgan number two? They want an update on Amy's dad Amy, how's your dad? Oh, he's doing so much better

moved to a different rehab hospital, St. David's And they're doing different various things to get him prepared to be released eventually. We're almost to the eight-week mark. Yeah, Amy's dad went in for a three-day minor, if you can consider it minor throat throat to remove cancer some tumors from his tongue and throat. Three days turned into...

Well, yeah, yeah, we're almost going to hit eight weeks. Crazy. So... He's got a tracheotomy. Yeah, much of that in ICU. The tracheotomy was not expected. Now he's got a feeding tube, not expected. Anyway, he's been great.

I mean, they're so proud of his progress, so much so that they think they're going to release him really soon. So they wanted to do a driving test. What do you mean? He's going to drive? Well, he passed, but barely. So the doctor said, you know, we don't want to get too excited since he passed. So let's just go ahead and call it like between you and me. Let's tell him he passed because he did, but don't let him drive. Didn't tell him he didn't pass. But I was here. No. It's good for his morale to feel like

he's, you know, getting. It's good for his morale to feel like he's, you know, himself again. That's good to hear. even though a little bit not. Morgan number two, what else is asking? What is your favorite counting crow's song? Oh, good one. Oh, dude. Well, that's like asking my favorite cousin.

Oh, well, you surely could pick one. Yeah, no. And all my cousins, listen, and stop with the Arkansas. All my cousins are double cousins. Yeah. Too. You know, my cousin, I have two cousins, and my mother and her sister married my biological father and his brother. So I'm double related, by the way.

Wow. That's how much I love. And I'm close to my cousins and the County Crow songs. Listen, if I had to pick a County Crow song that I listen to when I'm feeling just kind of down in the dumps, it's probably round here. Ah, it's a good one. Yeah. I mean, Mr. Jones puts me in a good mood. Sure.

But, man, it's probably round here. Round here. Calling out our names. That's probably it. Thank you for asking. That's a good one. Dang, listen to that. I know.

I don't make music like that anymore. They sure don't. What else, Morgan number two? People are wanting lunchbox to try earplugs with the baby. Oh, yeah, how'd that go last night with the baby? Oh, man, let me tell you about 2.30, he starts fussing and crying and just... That's what babies do, though, right? Am I wrong about that? No, you're right. Okay, they fuss and cry.

Yes, and of course, I heard every little word of it, so I'm hurting today. Why don't you put earplugs in, really? Because then how will I hear my alarm go off? Oh, my goodness. No, no, it's a valid point. If the ear plugs are to block out noise and you send an alarm and you have ear plugs in, do you hear it? Yes. My husband sleeps with ear plugs and he hears the alarm.

It's loud. Just make it loud. Your husband was also military trained. He probably just senses when it ticks over. Amy's husband is laying in bed and he fills the electronic going. And he's like, up. Ready to go. So is she thinking about moving the baby away from the bed?

No. She was standing pat that she's not going to move the baby away from the bed. So you're going to the couch. I'm probably going down. downstairs this weekend. Interesting. What else, Morgan, number two? People are texting us questions.

Go ahead. They want to know the artists who voice our imaging for the show. Oh, it's a lot of artists. We just get a lot of our friends. The imaging are the voices that you hear like this here.

Bonds. And so, anybody know who that was? That sounds like Keith Urban. Yeah, maybe. These are just different artists. Is that Cole? Low cash. Who knows?

Bobby Bones. And so, but what's happened is we have so many of them now. Yeah. But that's, it's a lot of artists who do that. Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones show.

There you go. What else? Anything else? The last one is what happened to your don't-be-skipping school scholarship. Oh, I still give it out every year. Yeah, in my high school. I try to find a way to give back to my school as much as I possibly can. I come from a very small town, I believe in knowing where you come from,

and trying to help out those who helped you. And so every year, when a senior graduates, I get five or six essays written by someone, and I read them, and then I pick someone. And then I give them a scholarship, and it's called the Don't Be Skipping School. scholarship. I don't have a better name for it, but it's like you want to be successful. Just don't skip. Don't be late to class. Go to class. Yeah. That's the key to success. Whatever party, you want to be a better mom. You want to be, get a promotion in the office. You want to be a radio host. Just show up to work and show up on time. Because if you can't do the big things right,

you can't do the little things right. Wait, no. Can't do the little things right. Thank you. Yeah, yeah. It's late. It's Friday. We'll switch that. If you can't do the little things right. You can't do the big things right. Because so many people go, oh, you just wait until I get my big shot. I'll show you. You're not going to get your big shot because you can't get your little shots right. Right. But, oh, you can answer your question? I still give the scholarship out every year. And I try to go back and speak at my high school as often as I can.

But yeah, it's a cool thing for me. I think because of our listeners, we've been able to have some success on the show. And I think the best part of being successful is able to give it back. So thank you very much. Any more questions than Morgan number two. That's it for now. I'm thinking about expanding that scholarship, too. We need to have a conversation. To more people? Yeah.

A couple more places. Oh. That have been really influential to me. Oh, okay. Yeah. I see what you mean. I'm very selfish in my giving. I always like to help people who help me.

Isn't that selfish? Well, no. I mean, it's just what's close to your heart. Like, I like to help kids in hospitals because I was in the hospital as a kid. Yeah. I like to help kids eat lunch and have backpacks because I needed lunch in backpacks. I should just help birds or something. What did they do for you?

If you were into birds, then you could help the birds. But like, did you grow up with the bird? No. I don't even get told the birds in the bees. I had no birds. Yeah, for like a really long time if you're a new listener. Bobby thought it happened in the belly button. I thought the baby came out of the belly button until like last month.

Yeah. Amy was like, listen, Bobby. The Audi doesn't mean the baby's coming. I know. What? Yeah, I was probably 12. And I was like, wait, the baby comes out of what? Yeah.

The place where they pee. Well, sort of, yeah. I didn't know. No one talked to me about that stuff. Morgan number two, thank you. Thank you. Everyone. Hey, thank you. Welcome. Yes, thank you. Let's go.

Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones Show. Some of the Aretta Franklin stuff is really touching. And she sings. I was watching some YouTube stuff of Aretha Franklin. Like just sitting at a piano singing. And I retweeted one last night. I mean, she's so good. And everybody's so good that we see that's good.

You have to be premiered to be able to get to that level. But I was watching just some acoustic stuff. And she was sitting at a piano last night with Smokey. Robinson and they were playing. She's so good. Yeah, I was kind of good. I didn't know Rita Franklin, but a little bit, and I don't know celebrities. And when they die, I'm like, ah, that sucks.

But I didn't know them anyway. Yeah. Because I didn't really suck for me. I'd just be honest, like, I didn't know them. And their music lives on. There's no difference to me if their music still exists. But I was kind of like, oh. You're touched?

Yeah, because she would do so much for her church. She would do so much for her town. Like, it was someone who never stopped giving back. And not publicly. She wasn't out always like, hey, check it out. Yeah. I watched some really touching things about Aretha Franklin last night. So, you know, we played some this morning a couple times.

Is there a movie about Aretha Franklin? Like a big biopic yet, I wonder? Yes, there is. I would definitely want to check it out. If there's not, there will be. I'm sure there are movies, but what I mean is, like, is there a big one? Mm-hmm. With, like, big actors, major motion picture.

There will be one now. Jennifer Hudson is apparently slated to portray Aretha Franklin in an upcoming Oh, yeah. Not good. There was an argument in Virginia last night at a barbershop. They were having an argument who would play Aretha Franklin in a... I saw this. And someone thought, Halliberry,

Hallibary would be a good Aretha Franklin. The other person didn't, so he shot the guy. Yeah, there was a fight about... Yeah, that's what the fight was about. That needs to... But let me say this, it really wasn't about that. That's where it started. It's about disrespect. That's right. It's always about disrespect. It's always about disrespect.

Oh, this one too. Breach me! I'm pretty good at that. That's kind of in my wheelhouse. Did you guys hear that? Nailed it. Police responded to a report of a gunshot victim. Thursday morning, 1045 a.m.

A witness who said he heard the two people in a local barbershop arguing whether or not Halliberry played or would play Aretha Franklin in a movie. Police said the fight turned physical in one of the subjects identified as 44-year-old Michael Germil Hatton produced a firearm shooting the other man at least once. by disrespect, man Celebrities we've lost in 2018 You start to lose count Anthony Bourdain

Oh wow, yeah Yeah, died at 61 Stephen Hawking Died at 76 Barbara Bush Darrell Singletary Avichie Vern Troyer

Joe Jackson The Old Man on Pond Stars Richard Old Man Harrison Oh yeah And then the rapper I don't have to say his name Ex-th-huh? X what?

Tenation? Yeah, I don't know him. X-tenation. I know him from TMZ his face. Tentassian? Wait, I'm being told two different things. X-X-X-Tentacion. Yeah.

You know what? Who cares? He just signed a big deal right under your... I pronounce lots of things wrong. Is it Avici or Vichi? Evichi, right? Evichy. Anyway, it sucks.

He died. That's not even your own name, right? Don't know. Yeah, I don't know. I don't mean who cares like he didn't Who cares that he died I meant like

Who cares about this Don't fight in it wrong Yeah yeah yeah yeah Prison escape stories Are always pretty intriguing to me right Yeah especially if it's not a murderer Right You know because I root for the murderers

To be put back in jail and Bad things Like immediately Yeah Yeah So this one's not that So I kind of root for him a little bit right As long as they don't go out

And do bad stuff to people Don't you sometimes root for the little guy I don't know I don't know I'm like you're more into it I know probably Probably because stupid TV shows and movies Well, you also had a family member Escape Prison.

That's true. First cousin. Escape Prison was on the Today Show. Yeah, I mean, it was sexually pretty impressive. It was sexually impressive? It was actually pretty impressive. What? Didn't you think she said that?

I heard of it. I was like, oh my goodness. Okay, two inmates used a drain pipe to escape the Troop County Jail. This is in Georgia. Security cameras showed Thomas Christopher Cuddington and Eric Calvin Bell climbing down from a drain pipe. The inmates ran, they've been at large every sense. Both were in jail on drug charges and other minor offenses.

Yeah, they used a drain pipe to escape. One gots 5-8-150. The other got's 5-9-135. Oh, wow. 5-9-135? Wow, he's very skinny. He got to get down to get in the drain pipe. Oh, did they lose weight to fit in the drain pipe?

I don't know, Ann. I don't know about that. But here's the thing with me. Escaping prison would be terrible for me. because I would always be so anxious that at any time the cops are going to bust down the door and then made me go for extra time. Oh, yeah.

Well, yeah. It's minor offenses. That's a risk you have to be willing to take. If I got put in the pokey for murder I didn't commit, I probably try to escape. Because I'm in jail for my life anyway. I don't even do it. Can I ask you something?

Go ahead. If you were put in jail for a murder you didn't commit and then you escape and you get away with it, but they finally catch you, and then they have proven you innocent of the murder. Probably a risk I'm willing to take. back to jail for breaking out of jail because that was against the law too? Probably you do, yeah.

Rude. Probably you do, yes. So there's that, I saw another story. I'm going to bring in Mike D. A.k.a. quiet Mike for this one because there was a wedding crasher, like someone who went to a wedding and they tried to steal all the envelopes and money in him. Yeah, there's a bunch of gift cards in there. And they had a coat over their arm so they were able to spot like, hey, what do you

have a coat on your arm in 90 degree weather? Oh, so someone goes in steals the envelopes. Yeah. But it's covering it up with a winter coat. in August. And so then what? They say stop. They stop them and they find all the cards.

Like over $2,000. I would be so scared to steal at a place like that. I don't have whatever this gene is to be a bad boy. Stealing jail. Not for me. But I guess this whole wedding thief, crasher thing

is like, I mean, because people are totally preoccupied. Not a lot of people are watching the gift table. I know. Let's say I was stealing envelopes, right? And someone says, excuse me already know where the bathroom. Yes, I stole there. Don't tell the cops. Immediately.

So what happens? It's all me in jail or what? Yeah, they're in jail. Then they escaped. It's a perfect story now. It's a perfect story. Thank you, Mike Dee. Have a John Party Bobbycast that's up.

I encourage you to check that out. John Party came over to my house and we talked about things, including when he got stabbed, which I didn't know that story. He didn't know he got stabbed. Neither one happened. I didn't even know I got stabbed. My buddy came, broke up the fight and pushed me back in his hands full of blood. Then that was like the beginning of the ride to the hospital.

I took my shirt off, blood everywhere. You got stabbed what part of your belly? That's 11 inches across the center. Oh, he stuck it and then went across. And then I got two right on the left side. Yeah, no, we were bleeding. So check it out. Get on IHeart Radio, wherever you get podcasts, and search Bobbycast.

One word. It's an hour-long show from my house. That one with John Pardy. Check it out this weekend. I got a lot of a Maddie and Tay did one recently. It's a Bobby Bone Show. You know yesterday Lunchbox was hating on that girl that went viral

Because she went back through McDonald's and sang We're like oh that's fun We'd seen that done before but it was fun And he was like, oh, it's stupid I'm a pirate Whatever you say So I can do better So here it is

Here's lunchbox going through Taco Bell And you're rapping Rapping? Rapping I haven't heard this yet I know Okay Hello how are you?

Great, how are you? I'm good, biggest ring go ahead My name's Elbe be and I'm here to say I love Taco Bell because I eat it every day I made this rap and this beat to tell you exactly

what I want to eat. That's good! Listen, it's pretty good so far. I'm not going to lie, I wanted to be a hater a little bit. Exactly. Let me say, let me say, let me see. I'll start with a taco extra cheese. Don't forget the hot sauce. Do you? She killed you by.

She killed the momentum. Okay, okay, okay, okay. Oh. Thank you. My name's L.B., and I'm here to say. I love Taco Bell because I eat it every day. I made this rap and this beat to tell you exactly what I want to eat. I'll start with a taco, extra cheese.

Don't forget the hot sauce, pretty, please. and to make sure that I don't choke, hit me with your biggest diet Coke because I'm rolling in this sweet Ackia, sign me up for a chicken cassidia. Okay. Ooh, are you really in a Kia? What's your deal with Akia?

It rhymed with cassidia, guys. I'm a rapper. Were you in a Kia? No. Because Eddie was driving Akia around, too. And he was Instagramming it. Yeah, and I was like, do you ever get to deal with Kia? Listen, I think it's good.

It's like seven minutes long, so I'm done. No, no, you've got to. finish it. It's only like 15 more it's so good. Yeah, Bobby. I saved my treat to order last. Load me up with a Baja blast. I can tell you this. This is not a Taco Bell or a Kia commercial? Just so people will know.

Mel B, I'm out. What, did you drop the phone? Yeah, dropped the phone. Drop the mic. Drop the mic. A purpose? No, no, no, I just put off my lap. Oh. Is it always firstly on the screen? Yeah. All right. The A7-1. Drop 101.

What about my rap, though? Okay, it's okay I'll put you to get you out Oh At least everyone Thank you for the second one All right We'll see if you go viral

All right Folks, it's your buddy and mine Mr. Bobby Bones Let's go We're transmitting across America This is the Bobby Bones show That's right Now here he is

Turn it up I'm going to hop over to Amy Who's curating the news The Bive Bones show Here's Amy's pile of stories So a murder suspect and one time a fugitive named Antoine Mims. He arrived in Michigan with a police escort and decided to do his version of the Shiggy Challenge while getting taken in. What do you mean?

Like there's video of him that he's on the FBI's most wanted list. And while he's being escorted by police, he starts doing the Shiggy Challenge. He starts doing like. It's Drake. I don't think people know what Shiggy Challenge is. Oh, sorry. In My Feelings Challenge, where he does like the heart. Are you riding?

And like the video's going viral. But I mean, it's kind of crazy. Bobby, look at him in handcuffs and look at him doing his heart. Yeah. Maybe Dre gave him a shout out. What's wrong with people? Dang, that's one way to go viral. But I'm glad that he's now in the hands of the FBI.

So being a wingman is now a career. Yes, you can be a professional wingman or wing woman. And it pays about $38 an hour. Now, there's a few rules you can't just kick back and drink. You really have to be proactive, introduce the client to people, and you will have to refrain from flirting yourself. Oh. Your job is to make sure that you get that person with your client.

Maybe I've never just had a quality wingman, you know? Yeah, well, you can now for $38 an hour. Someone sent me a note because I'm talking about one and one of you guys to each night of the week. One of you have to come over and cuddle with me at night. Yeah. Because I'm having nightmares. And I get scared. and I'm sleeping

by my bed by myself and so they said you can hire a cuddler still to come late with you did they say how much no I never got that far you're not interested no I'm comfortable with you guys

let's see I got this text just wanted to see if you give a shout out to my wife for me we've been going through a rough patch and she deserves to know how much she has loved

and appreciated for being an amazing mother and wife I love her more than words can express and I want the world to know she's my whole world I love you Ashley Anderson yeah there's no

name on this, but it's from an 863 number. So I read that. We've got the new text line up here. I'm fascinated with these texts because it's hard to call into the show. We only have so many lines. You can text this. They just fly up on the screen up here. People like segments, they go love that segment.

It's real live feedback. You can always text us. The number is 26-229. Which, by the way, it also spells Bobby. But yeah, you can text whatever message to 26229. A confirmation text will be sent. Standard message and data rates apply. What else, Amy?

Okay, so I've got a fun random fact for Friday. And did you know that the Secret Service was not protecting Abraham Lincoln the night? He was shot. Here's why. He had just signed the bill creating the Secret Service right before he went to Ford's Theater. Is that right? Isn't that crazy? So he just created it, but it hadn't been created at a time.

It hadn't got it. Well, it says here that he signed it just before he went. And then so he didn't have the protection. but obviously he felt probably need for protection and then that happened. I like reading about Abraham Lincoln. Your husband does too. Isn't he fascinated with Abe Lincoln?

Oh, yeah. Like if we have a son but he's adopted and he was already given a name because he was seven years old and we adopted him. But if we had given birth to a baby or gotten a child where it was okay to change their name, like it would have been, he wanted to do Lincoln as his first name.

Oh, I was thinking Abraham from the Bible and Mr. Lincoln. Yeah, no, but it was, and he already, he was like, I can't wait to call him Link for short. but that hadn't happened. But you never know. There's still time. Never know. Is that it a name? Yeah, but maybe that's my pile. I tell you, Eric Church has a new song that came out today.

It is so good. So his whole new, like this is like a third or one from that we've heard. Yeah, like I'm just the sound of this record is right up my alley. Totally. I mean, it's, I'm going to play all of it, but here's Heart Like a Wheel from Eric Church. New song out today from his upcoming album. I mean, jam sandwich. Two jam sandwiches.

Listen to that. How are in mascara, I'm color owing leather, you take one hell of an imagination to ever paint us together. I like to hona. He ain't caught dead. Don't make sense to the neighbors. Don't look good on paper and sure don't make sense in my hand. How good is that? But I got a heart.

Let's go. New Eric Church out today. That's got me written all over it. Sexy. Yeah. Classic. Totally your vibe. Yeah.

Can you say they won't be rough patches. Scratches from horns and briar. Or under will roll like thunder as long as there's tread on these tide. Let's go. If I was a stoner, right now, I'd be hitting it. I don't know why. It just sounds like that kind of song, you know? Sure.

You don't think so? Yeah. It's got all those like psychedelic sounds in the back of it. There you go. New Eric Church. The Bobby Bone Show. Hope you have a good weekend. We're out.

Amy, weekend plans for you? Well, you know, we might be getting a dog this weekend. I heard. I think I mentioned that to you. So, yeah, don't. Kids want a dog. So the kids get a dog. No, the exact kind of dog they want.

There's one that's been found by our friend Kathy that works here in the building that rescues dogs. And she rescued one this week. week, so it's pretty crazy. Yeah, you're for sure getting it. We've got to see. What are you doing? I am leaving right now and flying to Bakersfield, California.

I have a stand-up comedy show on Bakersfield tonight. I want to Sacramento tomorrow. Nothing Sacramento sold out. Bakersfield's close, but I love to see you guys, Bobby Bonescom. So I'm doing that. When you get back, Sunday? Yeah, Sunday late afternoon. Why?

Trying to hang out? See what you up to? I don't know. Play Fortnite over at Bobby? I haven't played much Fortnite at all. Is Madden? I tried to play it. I don't get it.

A bit of Madden, but not that much. Did you get new games? No. I just haven't had that much time. Okay. I thought I may make time for Madden. Ne. They have this super, super turbo Pac-Man you should look into.

So like... Oh, yeah? It's insane. I'm into that. As of this Sunday, though, I think it'll be like two weeks until your party that you might or might not have. Do you know if you're having it? I haven't committed yet.

You just figure that out. The Labor Day Lou Lowe? Oh, yeah. It's like two weeks from now. I haven't committed. I know, I know. I have a great weekend. We'll see you Monday.

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