The Bobby Bones Show - Knock Knock Joke Tournament + That's Rude + Amy Visits Her Mom's Grave

Episode Date: October 31, 2017

The show competes in a knock knock joke tournament, Bobby reads mean social comments and Amy visits her Mom's grave for the first time Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Police say a man walked out of a jewelry store with a 1.8. 8-2-karrant worth $27,000. They have the surveillance video. He walked in the store. And he had been there a few days earlier asking about this engagement ring. Goes back in.

So, let me see that ring. So, say, hey, put up my hand. Put my hand. I'll see what it looks like on a hand. Yeah. And he just bolted out of the store. Jumped into a car. They've got the license plate

except their paper license plates. Oh, tricky. The store owner's like, we're never going to catch them. Like, that's a thing where people are just putting rings on and then running out of the store. I can't believe that that worked. I can't either. Like, if you put a ring on, they should lock you in a cage.

Like, you can put the ring on, but you have to stand in the cell. Step into this cage. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Listen to this one, Amy. Williamson Cookson started painting a house in Salina, Kansas. And so he's painting the house. And before he could finish it, they said, hey, you have to deploy.

So they were sending to Kuwait with the Kansas Army National Guard. House halfway painted. He leaves. 40 students from the Salina Technical College went out, and they painted his whole house. And then when he came back, it was done. They did not. Yeah. He's not back yet.

When he gets back, he doesn't... Wait, I might ruin it. Oh, we just listen to our show. Oh, we have to listen to our show over there. Uh-oh. No, that's so awesome. By the way, William Cookson, thank you for serving. Second of all, to the 40 students at Salina Technical College that went out of

and paint of that house. Legit. Yeah, well, I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in the Northeast. Around 1 million people are still without power due to down power lines from the storm.

There's a lot of flooding as well. Officials are saying if there's water running on the road, don't drive across it. In sports, game six of the World Series is tonight Astros lead the Dodgers three to two in the series. And finally, happy Halloween. Be safe out there, trick-or-treating. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. I don't think this is a terrible idea. It made the news because it's novel, but this couple, they made each other signing contracts that they wouldn't watch shows ahead of the other person.

And their show now are stranger things. So they wrote a contract out that said, I will not go ahead of you, even secretly, and watch the shows. which I think is a great idea if they'll both hold to it. Would you sue, though? Because I probably would. Just proof one. But you and your husband, do you guys watch anything and you have to stay together? Yeah, and I have definitely watched ahead.

But I didn't have a contract. What shows? I'm trying to think back when Homeland was, we were really into that, and he would be gone, and he would come back, and I would try to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, let's start. And then I try to act like I hadn't watched any of it. And then I would like, he could see it all over my face.

I was like, okay, fine. I'm re-watching this with you. He's like, why do you do that? Why do you do that? I was like, I couldn't wait. There aren't any other shows you can watch. Like, till death do us part. I'm telling you, that's back when Homeland was hot.

You know what? I haven't even watched the last season of Homeland. I've started it. I haven't finished and I really don't have the desire to. Once Homeland started to be like the kindergartner crayon trade, like they had run out of every other option. Like, you know, I think we're done. Oh, another one I did that with was Breaking Bad.

Watch it ahead of them? Watch it ahead of them? Watch it. I say this. The benefit of being lonely all the time is you don't have to watch shows all you want, many of you want. Okay. I just binge them like crazy. Yeah. Me and all my friends on my TV shows.

Yeah. Responsible for anybody else. Just me. Yeah. Just doing me. This story about the couple. So the contract mentioned if either of them saw a spoiler, that they have payments they'd have to give each other. Like as in gifts.

Yeah. I like this. Yeah, I guess. Eddie, you and your wife, do you guys watch shows together? Yeah. right now we're watching This Is Us, and so we can't get ahead because we DVR everything. We don't watch it live. So, yeah, no getting ahead on that one.

Do you let the two kids watch This Is Us? No, uh-uh. I think, one, because our time to watch TV is once they're in bed. So that's, I guess, the main reason. But two, I think there's some heavy stuff in there that I probably don't want them watching. I feel like it's a safe show. Pretty safe, but they get pretty serious with life stuff. And they're still, I can still have little kids, man.

Your kids are like 14. No. Nine and four. Lunchbox, you and your wife? We cannot go ahead in Survivor or the challenge. If there's two or three, or are you the one? I mean, those are ones we cannot. And when we were watching parenthood, that was another one we watched together,

and we had to wait for each other. The shows that Lunchbox and his wife watch us seem like YouTube clips to me, not shows. And they seem like his shows and she's just doing that. Yeah, that's true, too. Don't worry. She's probably not going to watch ahead. The Bobby Bones show. All right, time for your positivity.

Around the room. Bring me that good news. Amy. A 13-year-old girl from Ohio has raised $18,000 for Susan G.comen by selling her custom-sown coffee cup coosies. Her mom got diagnosed with breast cancer. She knows how to sew. And she was like, you know what? I want to do something to give to breast cancer research.

So she started making coffee coosies. People started buying. them. People started buying them. I bet their quality coosies, but two, I bet Word got out, and people just wanted to help. Not only did Word get out, but Walmart picked up part of her line, and they're going to start selling it, which is going to lead to more money going to research. It's amazing.

That's cool. She's 13. I got one for you in San Antonio. Her name's Anna. She was there, and she waited behind an old man. She didn't take the video. She didn't post it. Someone else did.

And he's trying to swipe his card, and it's like decline. Decline. He's like, I have no other money. And so this woman goes up, Anna, who they found her through the news. and swives this says, I got it, and lets him go about it, and just walks back to her place in line. Wow. And she didn't, again, it's not her putting the story out either. Right.

And that's the kind of little thing, man. It's awesome. Lunchbox, you're up. Harvey is 95 years old. Old dude, and for the last 65 years, he has a mile route that he walks twice a day to stay in shape. Well, neighbors have noticed 95-year-old Harvey's having a little trouble. You know, he gets tired on the walk now. So now they put chairs out along the route so old Harvey can take a break.

when he's out walking. I love it. That's awesome. Yeah. Bobby Bowie Ball. What happened? You're on hold with somebody? Yeah, I'm ahold was their company.

And you know how there's an automated recording? Why were you calling our company? Because I couldn't access my work email. Okay. And nothing was working online. No support help desk like I could do there. So I was trying to speak to a human. I needed a human.

It's all I needed. And I kept getting an annoying operator. Please listen care. That's my voice. That's you, dude. You are the annoying. and I could not get rid of you. Oh my goodness.

There's more. I didn't know I was the voice of this. You don't remember doing that? Prince one. How do you record a phone call? How'd you do this? Well, I has called it from another phone and then used my phone to record him on that.

I need a human because I need to change my password. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I'm like, I know you. Hey. There's more.

I like, I'm like trying to yell at you. No. Bobby. You're experiencing longer than usual wait time. No, Bobby. That's funny. It's just funny to actually, I've never known the voice that's like speaking the options to me. And I was just so irritated with you.

You weren't even really there. I don't worry. I feel like something about you a lot of times. Oh. Yeah. How about this? How about this? Okay, how about that?

I think, who's updated their phones? Me? No, I haven't in like 281 weeks. Do you think the same theory theory? Siri sexier. Her voice is sexier. No, I have an Australian dude. Oh, whoa, okay.

You're already on that, huh? But Siri sounds like hot now. Oh. Yeah, there's a new one. Okay. It's same voice, but they've, like, made her more human. Yeah, never mind. AI.

Forget I said that, right? Bobby Bone Show. Boney up the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A father has been arrested after he led his 13 years. year old drive and he drove his car right into a pond. His dad was trying to teach him how to drive and he said, yeah, go ahead, take the wheel. Oh, no.

13 year old left the road, boop, bo, whoop, right into a pond. Did they get out? Oh, yeah, they got out. They're okay, but they got charged with child endangerment. Oh, no. Yeah, because he let us. Oh, man. I bet that didn't happen in like the country.

Nope. Because the coverage has been like, I understand. You know what? Live and learn. Right. Wow. So you lose a car. And you go to jail.

I'm lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Bobby Foams. The Bobby Bones show. Someone was asking me that we all had something we're known for. What is it? So if we were to start with Amy, just one thing. What's Amy known for?

Lunchbox. Her heart. Wow. That's a nice lunchbox. Wow. That's what you guys always say is Amy's heart. she's nice, she's kind, and she has the, I guess, biggest heart is what you say. So I would say her heart.

I'm shocked. I would say Amy's known for being friendly. Yeah. Just the most, because I mean, there are a lot of other little things. I would say, yeah, two positive answers there. All right, lunchbox, Amy, what's the lunchbox known for? Lunchbox sits to the right, you know, loud, the obnoxious guy. What's he known for, Amy?

He's known for being loud. That's the first thing that came to mind. The crazy guy. Abnoxious loud. But, yeah. That's funny. That's it. Just one thing.

Okay. I think lunchbox is known for being dirty. Good one. And not dirty isn't like filthy mouth. But like dirty as in he hordes at his house. Yeah, hoarder. He is the one that made the rule of no eating in the studio because he made the carpet disgusting.

his car is full of garbage You can barely get in I mean good dude Yeah yeah yeah Solid dude But Got a heart Your word was loud

And mine's dirty Not bad Okay let's come around to me What's the one thing I'm known for Lunchbox Geek A geek Huh

Yeah like a nerdy dude Like you know Kind of like eh You do nerd out Yeah you nerd out a lot And you're just kind of dorky I wouldn't put you in the cool category Oh

That's kind of rude Well, no, no, it's not rude. It's just like you are, you're not, you don't try to be cool. You're just you, but you're just kind of dorky. You're a quiz bowl captain, so you're just kind of on the nerdier side of things. Okay, Amy, what's the one thing I'm known for? Grindr. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

No. Like your dance moves? No, like work, like you grind it out. Like whatever. Why do you just say hard worker then instead of grinder? Why was it associating with the app? Okay, fine. Hard work.

I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Yeah. It's a weird thing. She's like, what do you know for? Tinder? You mean the app? No, no, no.

Your heart. Well, yeah, but then you get... Y'all, I did not even think of the app until it came out of my mouth. And I was like, oh, yeah, there's an app called Grindr, which you would not be on. Okay. Thank you. I don't think.

You don't even, you never know. I've been saying, hey, lonely. I'm so. lonely. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. I have this big bruise on the inside of my leg. It's huge.

I'm just getting old. First of all, I'm sore from doing raging idiot's shows. My back hurts. Yeah, I don't know how y'all do it. Eddie, are you hurting? All the time, man. Every weekend when we do this stuff, man, it's hard getting out of bed. My back hurts. We used to rock and roll.

Y'all still do, but I guess you're just sore and achy after. And then I was boxing and now I'm learning because I didn't tell you about me kind of getting cornered in my Jeep and it was kind of weird for a second and nothing happened but this dude was like hey it scared me a bit

because I thought I was going to have to fight and I don't want to fight anybody I'm only learning to fight in case I have to fight and I'm only learning to fight then in case I have to fight and then run so don't think I'm ever going to go alright time to square I'm getting some action

what I'm really trying to do why I've been boxing what I've been fighting is if I've got to defend myself it's defending and get out and so I was somewhere dude recognized me and it wasn't a pleasant

situation ended up being fine because I got in the Jeep and drove off but I've been learning other things not just the boxing I've been

lots of knees and kicks and things you do if you're in close quarters yeah anyway I was getting a knee to my leg being taught

how to do it I've got a this bruise is purple yeah it's big and it's purple and I had no idea that that's I mean you said

you got it from boxing but I didn't know that you were practicing like that because I had no idea about this Jeep-corring situation. Nothing happened bad. Nothing happened bad. Okay. I've had bad things happen. But it just scared me and I was like, okay, I have to learn how. Because I was up against my Jeep and this dude came up to me and I was like, oh-oh, what if I had to get out of the situation?

Right. So anyway, my leg hurts pretty bad. My back hurts. My neck hurts. My elbows. Everything hurts. But hopefully it'll be able to defend yourself. Time marches on. Well, listen, I'm also heard from The Raging Idiot Show, man. That being said, Mick Jagger, and he's an old dude. McJagger is 74. He's now dating a three. He's now dating a three. 24-year-old.

Whoa, that's... 50 years. That's a lot. That's a lot. Too much. Is it? I mean... But here's a guy who's never had to mature.

We talk about Justin Bieber. McJagger hasn't had to mature emotionally because he's... As soon as you start to have everything handed to you, that's where your maturation stops. You're good. Everything starts to be handed to you. You don't have to grow anymore because it's all there.

Yeah. So he's basically like a 25-year-old who's 75. It's still creepy. Like I imagine... Yeah. My dad's 75. E. Hey.

What if he brought home a 24-year-old? I'd be like, ew. Yeah, Mick Jagger's still rocking it, man. Aw. A 70- Yeah, but he doesn't look, I mean, I haven't seen him in person, but in pictures, he doesn't look 75, does he?

Yeah, he looks up. But look at him compared to my dad. Your dad might like younger. No way. Your dad has some meat on his bone. McJagger's like, tiny and... But he still dresses real hip, he's like a rocker.

That's why he dresses like a 25-year-old. Okay, got you. Yeah. Happy Halloween, everybody. I went into the bathroom, and I'm always amazed by guys that do this. And I ran into another one. There's a guy who stands at the urinal and drops his pants all the way down. Yeah.

I mean, I don't even witness that, but that just doesn't make sense to me. I don't get it. Like, why would you want your pants on the bathroom floor? And then why not you have this such easy access with the zipper? I know. Are they wearing pants in the zipper? No, I think so. It wasn't like a full body suit for Halloween either, was the thing.

It was yesterday even. And so, yeah, I saw a guy just Everything on the ground, pants and underwear. You walk in, it's just like, cheeks. Yeah, I don't get that. Why are you doing? So that happened. Let me ask you this.

Who in this room, you know, of us four right here, would you say has the biggest circle of friends? Like, just more friends. Who's the number one rancor? Yeah, I got it. Eddie? Amy, for sure. No, I feel like Lunch Fox has a lot of friends we don't, like, know about.

Yeah, I'd say. Like soccer and all these people. You think it's you lunchbox? I would say me. Really? Yeah. Then Amy. Yeah, then Amy.

Then Eddie. Then Eddie. And then like everybody else. And then like my dogs and then Eddie's dog, Amy's dog. And then Bobby. Oh. Dang. We're all your friends.

I'm that low. Oh, yeah. You're not. You're above the dogs. Yeah. Does you have friends? Yeah. Every friend I have is on my payroll, by the way.

Well, that's weird. I know that's why it's hard to like We gotta figure that out Well here's the story The smarter you are The less friends you have I knew there was sadness I knew it

Oh I don't have that many friends I don't really have any good friends I just kind of act like I have friends Yeah I really know Instagram lies sometimes it just seems like you have friends Researchers found that Intelligent people are less likely

to be satisfied socializing and having strong social networks Oh well that's true You can have that Dang it You give me that? You give me the sadness? I'll give you that.

For smartness? Nice little tradeoff. I don't know if it's a nice tradeoff, but it seems exactly. You win. Tuesday, top five. Here we go. These are the top five songs in country music right now at number five. Hit me with some cane brown.

What if the sky falls or the sun stops burning? We could worry about them. What if still the world stops turning or I could kiss you? What if you like death? Number four, fix a drink from Chris Jansen. Well, I can't fix that, but I can fix a drink. Number three, Carly Pierce, every little thing. Every little thing.

I remember every little thing. At number two, Thomas Wrett, I'm forgettable. And your number one song for a second week in a row, Luke Holmes, When it rains, it pours. There's your big five songs right now in country music. Congrats to Luke Holmes again for another number one. Happy Halloween, everybody. Try not to laugh.

Okay. A little assortment of Halloween jokes before we get to jokes later in the morning corny. Are you ready? Ready. What do you call a spooky burrito? What do you call a spooky burrito? Uh, boo, burrito. Okay.

Okay, okay, okay, okay, okay. Why does Adele cross the road? Why does Adele cross the road? Because she wants to say, hello, from the other side. Okay, I would deliver that differently. Oh. Oh, here we go. I would have said, she crossed the street so she could,

Say hello from the other side. That's better. That's better. You nailed it. Good critique. That's better. Okay. I know whenever I've been,

you got it. And you actually nailed that key. It's in my wheelhouse. Yeah. What's a ghost's biggest fear? What's a ghost biggest fear? Getting scared sheetless. Now we're talking.

That's a good one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like it. I described a bunch of these off a website. It's Halloween. Oh, I write my own. That's weird. You do not write your own.

I knew a claustrophobic astronaut. He really needed space. Good one. Thank you. I am done with that. Here we go. The top five grossing horror movies of all time. And number five, The Conjuring.

Anyone seen that? No. No. Yeah. Mike D. He's seen every one of these, by the way. No way. Well, Mike D.

He's the movie guy. How good is The Conjuring? One of my favorites, yeah. What's it about? Like a demon possesses a house Just a house? Not a human? I just move out. All right.

Later, dude. Bye. That's the least scary movie ever. Well, we just called Johnson Moving Company and got out of there. Burn the house down. Is that what happened? They burned the house down? Oh, okay.

Number four, the Blair Witch Project, 1999. Which was legit. The good one. We thought it was real. We thought it was a documentary for a minute. Yeah. I went to the theater. Should we not ruin it for people?

It's not so old, Amy. You're fine. Number three is Get Out, which was released this year. Oh, so good. Mike D? Yeah, really good. What? I'm not even as scary movies, but what I like it?

Yeah, because it's more suspense. Like, psychological? Like, I don't like scary movies, but I like... What's it show on Netflix? I like. Stranger Things? Black Mirror. Oh, yeah, that's scary.

That's really scary. Yeah. The Exorcist of Number 2. It was made 1973. Number two still. Wow. Is that good? Is it hold up?

Yeah, it does. And then number one is it. It's made $316 million in counting. It was released like two months ago. And you love that too. I love that one. This guy loves this scary movie. I guess I've seen one of those.

Yeah, which one? Blair. I guess I saw that one. I think about it. I didn't see any of them. I saw Blair Witch. But it wasn't a scary movie then. Again, it was like a Nat Geo documentary.

Yeah. At the theater when I saw it, we were like, no, I think it's real. Because they... They told me. It was real. They did. That's how they marketed it. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, scariest movie I've ever seen? The 28 days later. Oh, yeah. The fear of disease. Yes. Obviously, I'm like that. You know, it saved the world.

I don't want to spoil it, but hand sanitizer. It saved it. Everybody put on hand sanitizer and all the zombie died. Yeah. Yeah. Get your bones on the Bobby Bones Show. So, there was a... a girl and she had one of the new iPhone X, the 10 that's not out yet.

People just ordered them. And she had one because her dad's an engineer and Apple. And so she made a video and put it online. They fired her dad. Well, she was with him. Oh, no. Yeah, but she put it up. Yeah.

She put it on her blog and then on YouTube. And then Apple was like, yeah, that's not supposed to be released. Your dad's fired. They fired him. Man. She wrote, Dad has the new iPhone X. Look at how big the screen is. You just swipe to go back home.

Mm-hmm. And so, boop, he's out. I know. And he admitted to Apple, like, yeah, I did all that. I wonder why you would get one and give it to your kid. Well, he was just with her at lunch and he was showing her all the features. And then she was recording it. He even, like, showing her how they could pay for their meal before the meal even came.

Like, there's all these features. Oh, she is grounded. Reliance into this. Apple, of course, asked me to take it down. And I took it down right. when they asked me to because I respect Apple. I had no idea that this was a violation. He takes full responsibility for letting me film his iPhone 10.

Apple let him go. At the end of the day, when you work for Apple, it doesn't matter how good of a person you are. If you break a rule, they just have no tolerance. Yeah, she's really stepping up because her dad got fired, not her. Man, oh gosh. Do you know that cheating in a marriage can be healthy? I've heard that.

Hmm? Oh. Go on? Well, no, I've heard that. Yeah? I have, yeah. Like, what is healthy about it? Like, explain that to me.

I'm curious to know what Amy thinks. Go ahead. Well, after, if you've gone through it, you can come out the other side stronger. Interesting. Okay, I see that. There's a relationship expert insists that infidelity doesn't need to mean divorce or breaking up, and it can make a couple stronger. She's a relationship therapist. She says it can reinforce a bond.

Yeah. Meaning when someone screws up, they're often reminded, oh, I don't want to lose what I had, and they're re-reminded of the importance of it. Yes, exactly. So is she suggesting that you go out and try and... No, no. No. What she says, it'll make it stronger. It does seem like an investment in a stronger relationship.

No, I don't think it's a suggestion. I think it's an offer of hope if you've been through it or going through it or something. It's an offer of hope. That's not what I Do you think it can make it stronger? For me, no. Yeah. I'm out.

Because I believe you do it once It's always, it's like a virus. It's like a wart. You know? I had a ward on my hand once. It can come back at any time. It could because it's a virus in my body. And so, no, I believe

everybody. I mean, obviously it's case by case. Opportunities present themselves. And it's how weak are you at certain points. I do believe that it'd be tough. And who knows I've never cheated on anybody

and if people cheated on me then they hit it really well because, but I just don't know if I could get back. Yeah. Once Amy stole a dollar from me, it still can't take that out. Oh, still can't trust her. Right. No. I know. I know. But it hasn't made our relationship

stronger. I don't even have a dollar to pay. It's a virus, so she'll do it again. Oh. Yep. Bobby Bonesh. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So many fun tours just got. announced like Blake Shelton's hitting the road with Brett Eldridge, Kelsey Ballerini with Walker Hayes,

and then Thomas Red is headed out with Brett Young. It's kind of like Walker Hayes is my grandkid, even though he's older than me. Oh, because Kelsey is, yes. Kelsey used to open for us, and then Walker's opening for Kelsey. Yeah. So that's like Kelsey's the grand kid. Wow. Walker's my, anyway.

Yeah, weird. But yeah, check out these dates. These would be good Christmas presents for people. Yeah, that's why they put them out right now. That's why they're all coming out now. So Luke Brian, imagine you're getting married and Luke Bryan crashes your wedding because that's what he did. He popped a bottle of champagne and had his guitar and play a song, which is pretty awesome. So he was out with Idol and good for Luke.

I think it's funny. It's in Savannah, Georgia. So obviously they were a bunch of fans of his. Probably for the TV show, though, right? Yeah, I mean, there was a, yeah, I saw a bunch of hashtags, hashtag the next Idol. Okay. So it's probably a promotional thing. Yeah.

But either way, how cool. Who cares? Promotion or not? He shows up at your wedding. Let me ask you this. If you're the bride, do you want someone stealing your thunder like that, though? Yeah, I'm fine with it. Okay.

I would want Luke Brian to come play a song in my wedding. All right, there you go. Yep. Amy, that's your 30 seconds. The Bobby Bones show. I know you have the morning corny coming up in a second. Yeah. I like to tell you a joke I heard.

Okay. How did Harry Potter get down the hill? How did Harry Potter get down the hill? Walking. J.K. Rolling. Oh, bang, hit it. That's a good. Yeah, wow.

Do I get the corny? Yes. Yes. Shoot, that was really good. So good. That was the morning corny. It wasn't really, but I heard that. I was doing taping yesterday of a segment called Austin After Hours.

Yeah. And they were inspired by your morning corneys. They told me that one. I wanted to share it with you. That was good. At first I was like walking. And then you hit me with the JK rolling.

Top three kids' Halloween costumes. Number one, Batman. Number two, princess, and number three, Animal. Okay. Eddie, your kids are going on with what again? The older one is a ghost, and then my little one's a race car driver

from Cars 3. Yeah. What do you do as a ghost? Do you just put a sheet on them and poke holes in it, or is it like a real ghost costume? Yeah, no, it's sheet, holes and then maybe just like a little bit of blood. He's going to want to be a little like scarier than that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's not just like a, ooh, I'm going to scare you boo. He's going to be a ghost. What happened is a guldust? Yeah. I'm a friendly guy. I'm surprised that he's letting him have blood. Stop it.

Stop it. By the way, there are two podcasts I'd like to recommend to you since it is Halloween. There's one called Inside Psycho, which is the story of one of the scariest movies at all time. And it talks about what happened behind the movie, behind the scenes. And there's one called Inside the Exorcist, which is like haunted. No. So, I Heart Radio and search Inside Psycho or Inside the Exorcist. There are two podcasts that we have up there.

Hope you check those out. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. So that new Blake Shelton song called I Lived It. Brand new. It's going to play it in a second. But first, the morning corny.

The Morning Corny. What plants like Halloween the most? Okay, okay. What plants like Halloween the most? Bamboo. That's been pretty good. All right, there you go. That was the morning corny.

Let me ask you a personal question. Did you go see your mom's cemetery spot while you were in Austin? I did. Yeah? Yeah. And I have never gone before, so. So you've never gone. No, and it's a fit. She's, it's been three years and I've never gone. And obviously, I'm back in Austin. There's been times for me to go, but I just couldn't bring myself to go. So it was just, uh, you couldn't get there yet. Yeah, I wasn't ready. And I knew that when I went, I had to go on my own time when I was ready, because my sister's already gone.

And for me, I just was not ready. But I knew the three-year anniversary-ish time frame. Like, I just felt like I was ready to go. And I went and my dad went with me and then one of my good friends. My sister was out of town. She couldn't go. But I had her on FaceTime. Your sister?

Yes. And luckily I had her on FaceTime because I got there and I thought I was going to know right where it was. And I didn't. And the office was closed. So I couldn't ask where. like her exact plot number and it took me an hour to find her. You walked her in the cemetery for an hour? Yeah.

Me. Only you can make something like that. Oh, it was awful. It was me. No, I know. I almost feel like it's perfect that it happened because it did lighten the mood a little bit because it got to the point where my dad was like, then my dad and I were bickering each other.

I'm like, Dad, you said you knew where it is. He's like, I told you I thought I knew where it was. He goes, there's 50,000 people buried in here. Like, and then we're like yelling across the cemetery. and then my sister's on FaceTime and she's like, okay, go back to the entrance of the cemetery and we're going to walk through this from the entrance. So we go to the entrance and we finally walk through it. My sister's like, look for a wind chime and a bench.

And I look around, I'm like, there's wind chimes and benches everywhere. So finally I just stumble upon it. I mean, we knew we were in the hot spot area and I just, I look up and I'm like, oh my goodness, there it is. There it is. And her headstone was beautiful. My sister did a great job, and I had roses, and I knelt down, and I just placed the flowers there and sat there for a little bit. And it was definitely weird, and it made it very real. But it was good, and I'm glad I went, you know?

That's good. And I'm glad I had the comedic relief of not being able to find her because that helped me, because I was definitely a little bit of a hot mess. It's weird. So when my mom died, and my mom's, like, I don't know, what do you, death anniversary? It's like a week ago or so. around the same time. Yeah, and so, but we cremated her and put her ashes out. So do you go visit that? No, I don't always, I don't feel like that's a thing. I don't, yeah, I don't know. I don't, because I don't know, I don't know why I don't feel like that's a thing, but I don't feel like

that's a thing. Okay. But no. Well, you could. Oh yeah. I mean, I could, but yeah. Well, we're just to do what's right for you. Anyway, personal question. Yeah. I figure you care. Well, can I ask a personal questions since we're on personal question things? Well, I just gave you a personal answer or something else. Oh, okay. Did I use up my personal question card? I don't know it because what's your personal question. Well, I just didn't know where we were with Lindsay or where if y'all are talking or not talking. I know I got to see her because I did yoga with you. Oh, you're going there. Well, yes, because I know that it's hard, both of you all and we haven't really talked about it. And a lot of times with you, you open up more in front of the microphone because that's your safe.

This is your safe space. This is your safe place. Like this is where you feel more open to talk. So I'm kind of coming at you with it. So, yeah, Lindsay and I broke up a few weeks ago. Yeah, we've talked and some or texted. Texting talking to me. Oh, okay. And somewhat, we haven't, we've only seen each other a couple of times. We've talked or FaceTime like every second or third day.

Because you're talking about my best friend too. But yeah. And some days we just text. she did hit me with the hey is it cool if I go see Dusty my dog and I wasn't there and I was like of course you can go see my dog I mean she loves that dog and she also knows he's sick

and he has cancer and she mean she loves that dog so well that's good there really is nothing bad people think there's some hidden thing there's nothing it just became just a the stress of her

trying to be an artist and people penalizing it. But we're not together anymore. So please, every radio station that's been blackballing her, feel free to not blackball her anymore, because we're not together. You have effectively broken us up. So please. Day.

What? I don't like it when you say it like that. But that being said, if I like player songs, I'm not playing my girlfriend's songs anymore. That's very true. Like, this song's called Criminal. It's not even a radio song. Let's just listen to a little bit of it.

Just because we can. Yeah, I'm just playing an artist I like, you know? What's the difference, huh? I don't know. All aren't dating. Yeah, true. I'm just going to play a little bit of burst in court. This is called Criminal.

I don't want to close my eyes. Why pretend I'm going to sleep, but I know damn well I'm going to keep laying here right awake, waiting for the breath you take to come back. I can get tiger based on my cage. Codons like a true cage. Feeling like a ton of crush. You're the rush. There you go. Sing it in your will house.

I was sorry. There you. Keep it going. This is a random artist, Lindsay L. The Bobby Bones Show All right, time for our Knock Knock Tournament. So today's National Knock Knock Knock Day.

It's Halloween, too. Yeah. So we're going to do Knock Knock Joke tournament and winner moves on. First up, producer Raymond versus me. Winner moves on. Producer Raymond, are you ready?

Mm-hmm. All right, hit me with that joke. All right, knock, knock. Who's there? The. The who? It's a great band, isn't it? I like it.

Amy, name won the who song. Yeah, they played the Super Bowl. Okay, eight years ago. Stop it. Okay, I'll get my turn. My darn it. Knock, knock. Who's there?

No, Ray's got to do it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Knock, knock. Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rolling. They Hayden.

Uh-oh. Oh, yeah. Music. Wow. Bones has music. There are no rules. Ray, you should have been in a clip of the who. That was Bobby.

Hey, hey. Morgan number two, who's the winner? I'm going to have to go with you, Bobby. Oh! Thank you very much. Daisy me rolling. Day did. All right.

Next up, round number two, Amy versus lunchbox, you will do each others, who's there, okay? Lunchbox, go ahead. Oh, you want me to go first? Go ahead, lunchbox. Knock knock. Who's there? Smell mop. Smell mop, poo.

Gross, no thanks. Oh, boy. Oh, goodness. He loved that. Amy loved it too. Yeah. Okay. Amy, go ahead. Knock, knock. Who's there? Joe.

Joe who? Joe Mama Okay They're the weakest Joe Mama That's awesome Are you joking? Wait, what?

Bobby Sorry if you didn't have clips Okay Morgan number two Pick the winner of those two Yeah, Joe Mama Yeah that's a little hard But I'm gonna have to go

With lunchbox Yeah! What? Moving on Moving on Are you joking? Hey, good to Not my poo?

She must like that poo humor Yeah That must be her type Okay, so we'll come back for the championship round. Let me. Let me play the song. And it's Lunchbox versus me. Is that right? That's it.

Oh, boy. Okay. Lunchbox versus... And, and by the way, the judges are now Amy and Raymond. They're in the judging, too. Great. Already have Amy gets me. The Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. National Knock Knock Championships are today. The final two competitors are lunchbox of myself. Lunchbox, you're up. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who is that? there. Cows go.

Cal's go who? No, you fool. Cows go. Moo! Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, okay, okay. Is that one over your head? You didn't get it or what? Oh, come on my over it.

I mean, you were like stunned. You're like, wait, I don't get it. Oh, Cal's not, oh, got it. Okay. I'm ready. Do I get to go, do you do two jokes in the final round? No, just one. Oh, okay, because I had another one. It was good. Yeah, you didn't think it was good either, huh? No, I have one.

Yeah, now he's begging for another one. Let's go. I have another one. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who's there? Adore. A door who?

A door is between us. Open up. What? Oh, my goodness. That one's over your head. All right, that's good. Our judges. Morgan number two.

Man, I don't know what it is. I think lunchbox is making me laugh. I'm going to go with lunch. Yeah! What? Nobody even laughed at it is. No one laughed at yours, bud. No one laughed at yours.

Amy? I liked your delivery. I'm going with a door is between us. Open up. One to one. Open up. Raymond, final call on the championship here. I got to go bones.

I've heard lunchboxes like 10 times. Yeah! Thank you very much. You guys are such wimps. Let me tell you. You guys are scared to vote against your boss. I mean, that was probably the... Oh, come on.

That was probably the worst joke in the whole competition, and you gave him the championship on it. Oh, my goodness. Victory lap. Okay, go. Amy, knock, knock. Who's there? Dozen.

Doesn who? Does anybody want to let me in as cold out here? Doesn't. Oh, does anybody... Okay. See, that's what I'm saying. You guys gave that the championship. No, that was the victory lap.

don't vote on that one. Yeah. I already won. Lunchbox, give us your extra one. Oh, you want my? Oh, yeah. You ready?

Oh, yeah. Knock, knock. Go ahead. Knock, knock. Who's there? Oh, my goodness. Who's there? I eat mop.

No. Don't say it. That's funny. No, it's the same joke. It's the same joke as the last one. It is. It's a poo joke. another poo joke. I eat my poo.

Oh, gross, man. That's way too much information. Oh, my gosh. Who's there? Spell. Spell who? Okay. W.H.O. Knock, knock. Raymond, do you have one that you didn't use?

Oh, yeah, right here. You ready? Knock, knock. Who's there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito. That's so stupid. Hey, miss you know. Hey, Miss D-D-O. Bobby Bones.

The Bobby Bones Show. We check all the social medias, and we do a segment called That's Rude. This is from Instagram, and Adam said this. Amy's M&M Halloween costume. It's about as sexy as my grandmother in a one-piece bathing suit. Dane. Well, that's rude? Yeah.

Is that rude? Jamie, on Facebook rights, please Lunchbox, do not reproduce. We have enough idiots in the world. Wow, that's rude. By the way, I will say kind of a big announcement yesterday

that Lunchbox said they were trying to have kids. Yeah, he said it, like as an adult. He didn't make any sports analogy or trying to make a joke. He said, yes, we're trying to have kids. Daryl on Twitter writes, Eddie won't let his kids have Facebook, but he rewards them with

soda. Hashtag bad Dad. Okay, real funny Darrell. That's right. Rico on Twitter writes, if Bobby can get paid for being a professional broadcaster, I can get paid for watching TV. Anything's possible. Oh, you like...

Oh, you like that one? No, that's rare. All right, there you go. That's something called That's Root. Police say a woman robbed a bank in Long Island while her six-year-old daughter waited in a taxi. Oh, that's sad. Oh, yeah. police said the 28-year-old entered a Chase bank

and gave her a teller a note and said give me the money they said the teller handed over the money and she got in the taxi and went off and her police stopped the taxi and the six-year-old was inside. It's not clear exactly the situation. I'd assume it wasn't good.

I'm assuming she wasn't like a bank robber who had planned a perfect heist. Or her sitter canceled. Or her sitter canceled. Is that what you said? Yeah. Maybe. Amy.

I just hope she, I feel bad that she had to her daughter, but... No, she just shouldn't rob the pain. You're missing the point. Yeah, I think you're... No, the point is, I don't like that she put her daughter in that situation.

I think lunchbox is going to be a good dad. Yeah. A dirty dad. I mean, just like not clean. It means house is disgusting. Yeah. I wonder if that will change him. I don't think you understand. No, kids make things dirty, so what's the big deal?

There we go. They make a mess, so why would you clean up all the time? And same thing with having dogs. I have dogs that go in and out and so they make a mess. It's hard to keep it clean, guys. I don't know why you are so obsessed with keeping things clean. Why waste my time spending hours a week cleaning when I can be doing whatever I want, napping, going on walks, going to the park, you know, whatever, doing something else that is more enjoyable. Going on walks. Yeah. Yeah, take a bunch of walks for walks. Like, you're breathing in that stuff. You know, that's why people dust and clean and vacuum and

So in a year, what's today, October 31st, Halloween? I wonder if by next Halloween. I wonder if everybody has babies by next Halloween. Oh, that'd be so great. We'd be about everybody. For sure. I mean. Yeah, Amy, Bobby, Ray.

Morgan's, both of them. Mike D. Everybody? I wonder what the over-under is on babies. Eddie has two kids. I mean, five. Oh, five. You'd say more than five by one year from now.

Rinder? Yeah, five. Yeah, five. You just go with five? Yeah, five. You would two. Yep, I'd be two. And somebody else has one. Lunchbox has one. You think it's lunchbox. Yeah. Listen, I'm a man about town. You never know. Yeah. Which are you? Are you lonely? Are you the man about town? I cannot keep up. He just says those big words to make himself feel not lonely, but he's really lonely. What big words do I say? Man about town. Like you're the big man out town. That's those are, which one of those words is. Big. About? Man, about town.

How many? Which one has the most letters? About. Thank you. That's why I said. It's the big one. Okay. All right.

So, Eddie, you're taking the kids out trick or trading tonight? Of course. Yeah. Do you let them watch scary movies at all? Well, they don't like scary movies, but I kind of make them on Halloween. It's like my tradition that I've started. What do you have them watch? Well, old Halloween movies.

Like, not even like Freddie Kruger stuff, like old old stuff. like Dracula's bride, all the black and white films from like the 1930s. That sounds terrible. Oh my goodness. What a lame dad. I mean, no, that's so.

A black and white movie to a nine year old right now? I can't even imagine. I can't show him like the real stuff. Like he'd freak out. No Keith. Teeth, dude. No Teeth Keith is Lunchbox's old man friend. When Lunchbox was a kid,

lunchbox had an old man friend who would take him and do all this private stuff with him. Yeah. And he would show us scary movies, turn off all the lights, make sure all the doors and windows were locked. And we'd watch Freddie Kruger, all that when I was eight, nine years old. So if you want your kid to get into scary movies, now is the time. Don't tell people that. So no teeth, he didn't have any kids.

He had no kids, and he was a coach at the ball field, and he hung around. And for a little while, he lived in an apartment, like right above the bathrooms. Like, there was a, they made a, it used to be the umpiring room, but they made it into an apartment. and he looked over the fields. Oh, he lived at the ballpark. Wow. Yeah, for a little bit.

Can I just say this. By the way, Arkansas Keith and No Teeth Keith and not the same person? Not related. No. No Teeth Keith was, how much older was he than you? Oh, he's 30 years older than me? I mean, he's about my parents' age. I'd say a little couple years older.

And so he would just hang out with kids randomly. Yeah, and he'd take, like, he'd offer to take us to the coast. He'd take us to the slab. On road trips. To the coast. That's slab. That slab. Slab is a watering hole

It's like natural body slides Like the water you just lay down And it takes you It's awesome So this man Who's 30 years older than you Would you just take like one on one? To the natural watering hole

He would take you one on one Or if other kids wanted to go He welcomed all the kids to go And so And like he would always say At the end of the baseball season Hey you know we're going to go down to the coast And ask my parents if we can go to the coast

And take some of the kids down there So would you like go and like just get in your shorts and just go And go swimming and everything and yeah all that And we'd watch movies Did he used to like take you like in the woods for cherry pie? Oh no one day he did come over and he goes Kid what do you got going on nothing? Well get in the car let's go

And he doesn't tell you where you're going and then halfway there It's about 45 minutes later I'm like kid where are we going Kid don't worry about it We're going to go get the best apple pie you've ever had Keith we're not driving it kid, just relax. And we get there and we eat the apple pie and we turn around and come back and he goes,

wasn't that the most wonderful thing you've ever had? And he still talks about that apple pie to this day. Wow. Huh. And he's like, what? No, I just. And nobody thought it was weird. No, I mean, I'm sure there's probably some people, but I mean, there was nothing weird about it.

He used to work, he used to work at the Texan market. Like, he used to work at the gas station. And, I mean, on North of Mar. I'm telling you, it was amazing. Best baseball coach you could ever have. He would come sometimes with his face painted, half blue, half white, and he would be fired up, ready to win. I mean, he was all about it.

He was all about winning and all about the kids. And he would, like, take kids out and teach him how to drive. Oh, yeah. That's how I learned how to drive is on the country roads when I was like 13 or 14. He would take us out in the car and he'd have a drive. And not tell your parents, though. Oh, not tell our parents. No, one time he had a group of kids.

He was driving. One was 14. He goes, have you driven? He goes, yeah. And he gets in the car. and the kids swerving all over the road and they get pulled over and the cop comes up and takes Keith

back to the cop car and comes back up and goes do you guys know that guy and one of the kids goes no I don't know I'm officer oh no bad joke bad joke but it all got straightened out so the officer thought that was kind of weird too huh well he was just a little suspicious because there was a car full of kids driving

and Keith was sitting in shotgun makes sense so the police officer thought it was a little weird that there was way adult man with no teeth with a bunch of kids and none of those kids were his. No, none of the kids were his and he was letting him drive underage. But it all got worked out. Oh yes. It was, it got, you know, it all got worked out.

It was a misunderstanding. That's what I'd say, a misunderstanding. Yes, that's what I would. Parents would let no teeth take their kids to the coast. How long a drive is that? Oh, five hours. I mean, easily. Yeah, easily.

And, I mean, as a kid, I don't remember how long it was. but then you'd stay for two or three days and turn around and come back. Just you and Keith. In the other kids. Oh, my goodness. Eddie, would you ever let that? No, no, no, bones, no. No, this story is outrageous.

No way. He's a helicopter dad. You have to understand that. Eddie is. So he should let his kids go with men who have no kids. I mean, guys, you act like my parents didn't know him. My parents know, I mean, they trusted him. And it's sort of like trusting a school teacher.

No, I don't let a kid go With a school teacher by themselves Oh, my teachers in elementary school Used to have slumber parties But only for the good kids That like, I never really got invited But yeah, well, wow Lunchbox, thank you for your story

I mean, I had a whole other segment planned But I just got to get sewed down the No Teeth Rabbit Hole I'm telling you, the one thing Keith loves No Teeth Keith Kid, I love Halloween And I love scary movies He loved, yeah, kid

Love the kids. Halloween. All right. There's that. All right. Here's the game. I'll give you the generic plot to a scary movie.

You just have to name the movie. Got it. Okay. All right. Three film students vanish after traveling into a forest to film a documentary. Do you chime in?

It's just you, yeah. Oh, Blair Witch Project. Blair Witch Project is correct. Nice work. One. Now it's just kind of the easy one. Number two. Children in a small town

are mysteriously disappearing. one by one, a group of seven kids are united by their terrifying and strange encounters with an evil circus characters. It? Yeah. I've never seen it. Just guessed. Number three, a journalist must investigate a mysterious videotape, which seems to cause the death of

anyone watching it. Candyman! No, the ring. The ring. I don't know. What was the candy man? The doctor or something, aren't it? Well, I know.

was my sister after we watched it, which clearly I can't remember what was about, really. She just, we went in the bathroom and said, Candyman, Candyman, Candyman, to the mirror. I was scared. Several people are hunted by a cruel serial killer who prays on them in their dreams. Hold on.

Jason. Nightmare on Elm Street. Freddy Cooger. Oh, okay. Those are the same to me, Freddie Cooger and Jason. But they're not. I know. I know they're not.

Yeah. Because Jason wears a mask. A teenage girl who's possessed by a mysterious entity Her mother seeks to help of two priests to save Exorcists Nice, you ever see that one? Nope The movie's kind of, I mean, this music's kind of creepy

That music is scaring me, man I hate haunted houses They play this kind of stuff in haunted houses People jump out of haunted houses, I don't like haunted houses Are you guys haunted house fans at all? No. Love them. Mind it, yeah

You love them lunchbox? Yeah, they're so fun. It is so exciting to go in there and just be, to freak out like to scare yourself and have someone jump out because you have no idea what's coming. So enjoyable. Enjoyable.

Yeah, I don't like enjoyable. Yeah, I know. I don't like to be scared. Brothers Osborne, you live next to them. Are they decorating their house for Halloween? Yep, totally. They hooked it up. They did.

Better than you? Yeah, they interchanged or they put up, you know, light bulbs on the porch to, like, orange and red, and then they carve pumpkins. I mean, I feel like changing your light bulbs. That's dedication. I don't have anything. I have a pumpkin my friend dropped off, but that's more for, fall. It's not carved. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. You didn't decorate the garage

at all, or the Tajma garage? No, that's not decorated. I'd say Brothers Osborne, they're tastefully decorated. My neighbor's on the street with the body in the trash can, not so much. Oh, it's still out. Yeah, I feel like they're going to keep it up. They put so much work into that. They better keep it for a while. Did you hear the conspiracy theory, by the way, lunchbox think someone's out to get him because he found a nail next to his tire, so he thinks that someone's putting it. Or there's construction somewhere. He also brought it in his proof.

He brought a nail in just to show us it was the nail. Okay. Yeah, no. Someone, an angry listener tried to get me because it was in front of my front tire when I would drive forward because I don't have a garage so I don't back up. I pull out. And so they put it right next to my front driver side tire and it was sticking up. And there's no construction on my street. So you're going to tell me the wind brought the nail a couple blocks over over some fences and trees and bushes.

and landed perfectly facing up right in front of my tire. Doubt it. A listener knows where you live. I mean, someone maybe followed me home. I go inside. They stick the nail there. I don't know. Maybe something.

Someone's out to get me. I'm not going to tell you the wind did it, but. Or just somebody is being a jerk, and they didn't know it was you. Yeah. Kids. Or it's like there. Somehow the nail got dropped there, fell out of the bed of a truck, something. Yeah.

He even brought the, just in case you're wondering. He brought the nail to prove. We should have it, you should get it fingerprinted. Oh. The nail. Yeah. Think about that, lunch, right? I don't know if the police would waste their time fingerprinting it because nothing happened.

If it would have put gone in the tire, then we would have had a case. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Yesterday we're talking about the story where the guy says he doesn't have a cat, but he did an experiment. He just kept saying the word cat food. Talked about cat food. Just cat food, cat food. And all of a sudden, Facebook started showing cat food.

food ads. He's like, there's no way. They're listening to us. So our producer, Morgan number one, our main producer, what were you doing? I was telling somebody I liked their sunglasses. And I asked, I asked what kind they were. And they told me the brand name was diff I wear. And I swear, like, I haven't Googled it, I haven't looked it up. It's all over the place in my Facebook and my Instagram ads today. Are you now convinced that because they heard that word it advertised to you? Well, my phone was on me at the time, so I'm kind of putting that together. But this happens a lot, like, all the time.

I always really just thought it was things I was looking up. Or I was looking at something, and it goes, well, you may also like this. I never thought about it. I think the government probably listens to us. I never thought that Facebook was. They are. That stinks. You want to hear the lunchbox embarrassing himself story?

Yes, we've been waiting. Okay, so where is the VIP? area that you guys go to, Ray? Patron Platinum Club at Bridgestone, the hockey arena. Yep. Oh, so they go watch the Nashville Predator Hockey Team, and they get up into some VIP area called the Patron Club? Yeah, and pretty much anybody has access to it.

No, not everybody. It says Patron Platinum Club on your ticket says you got access, like your VIP. So we go rolling in, and there's all this food, like a spread of food. And I'm talking shrimp as big as your face. And I was like, well, if there's one thing I'd like, like it's shrimp so I went up and I started But it was obvious there's people in suits they're dressed up, they're sitting down at

tables and then there's the buffet area and lunch has got like a foam finger and a predator's shirt on and he walks through all the people dressed up in their seats and goes straight to the shrimp and starts eating one and the dude the guy's like sir sir please put that shrimp down did you make reservations and we just booked it then when we saw him

eating from the shrimp table we're like oh my gosh and so he already had one in his mouth and he's like no can I get some more shrimp and he's like sir Sir, this is for people that only have reservations. What are you doing? It was the most embarrassing thing I've ever experienced. He put his hand on people's shrimp that were there on like a five-star dinner.

Lunchbox? I didn't realize. I thought it was once you were in the Patron Platinum Club, I thought you were a part of the party. And so I went for the shrimp. It was laying out there. I thought it was, hey, come and get me. It's here to eat, and it looked really good. Did you pay for it?

No, because they said. Stop me after I ate one. I was like, oh, my bad. And I grabbed a couple cookies, put them in my pocket and bailed out of there. Oh, no. You took food to go? Funny. Who's passing out candy tonight, by the way?

I'll be trick-or-treating. I don't know if I'll be passing. Because kids don't really come to my house and they don't really make it that far. And Eddie will be taking this kid's trick-or-treating. Yeah, and we'll leave a bucket, but, man, I hate doing it, but we'll probably do it tonight. No, you just put a little note that says, please leave one. Yeah, they don't listen. They don't listen.

They don't follow the note. I don't listen. I'll pass that candy. Oh. Yeah, I know. I feel like The Grinch. Like, I haven't bought any mainly because I don't want to eat it. If I do end up buying some, I'm going to have to buy something I totally do not like because I don't want to eat it.

So, dots. Basically, but then the kids are going to not like me because I'm giving them dots. How disgusting are those dots. They're so terrible. Like, it's the worst. I know. Like the worst are dots and then those. Candy cards.

Oh, Biddle honey. Biddle honey. I love Biddle honey. Good. Bitto honey is terrible. No, the ones that are bad are just the ones that are wrapped in the orange and black paper. Like, what I don't even know what that is. Well, those are cheap.

I mean, so if you want to pass out candy, those are definitely I think the more affordable way to do it. Because candy can get so expensive. You can. Bit oh, honey. What's wrong with people? Just turn your light off. What? Oh, come on.

Instead of giving out Bidoh, honey, just go to bed. Okay? This has been a public service announcement at the Bobby Bones show. The Bipon Show. Amy's pile of stories. So do you want to sleep in extra 84 minutes each night? Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah, you'll take it.

But, I mean, I guess this study shows on average the people would get extra 84 minutes. Go ahead. I'll take it. We need to just drink some cherry juice before we go to bed. If you drink it an hour before bed, it'll help you sleep more. Who made this study the cherry juice organic farmers of America? Probably. Probably cherry producers.

This is my issue with all these stories that come out that tell us how to better our lives. is that there's a scientific study that comes out that's often backed by a group that needs to sell whatever they're saying. Oh, for sure. And then in three months, the other group puts out a study and goes, well, that was wrong. In order to live longer, you need to smoke cigarettes. And we're like, wait, now I'm so confused.

I know. So that sounds novel. I like cherries. I like cherry pie. And I would probably opt for like an unsweetened cherry juice. That way, you don't put a bunch of sugar into your system before bed. Got to pay attention to that. By the way, cigarettes are so great.

gross to me. Yeah, they are. And I know some of our listeners smoke, and I would just like to say, bleh. That's what I like to say. They're so gross. My mom smoked, and maybe that's why it's so gross to me. Hey, I just can't even be around it. And it hurts your pets.

We talked about that, how, yeah. So, but anyway, on a, like, a more of an empathetic level, if you're a smoker out there, I'd just like to say, bleh. Okay, go ahead, Amy. Have you heard about the big cheeseburger emoji debate? I saw it on the news. yesterday and I was like first of all here's what was happening. All the

Russia stuff was happening and they were FBI arresting people and I was flipping through channels and whatever was covering and of course NBC far or MSNBC far left was like CNN not as far left as NBC but a little left of the right. It was like

then went to Fox News and they were like Cheeseburger debate. Yeah. And I was like they're like Russia what? There's a Russia controversy? That's where I saw it. Yes so Google emojis, they put the cheese on top of the burger, and the Apple, you know, your iPhone emoji, puts it on the bottom of the burger. So then there's like a big debate.

That's the debate. Where do you put the cheese when you grill a burger? You put it on top, duh. That shouldn't even be on the news, even if Russia was happening. But why does Apple have the cheese on the bottom? When you're grilling, where do you put your cheese? Well, it depends. Sometimes I put the cheese on and then do the upside-down burger.

Okay. I don't grill. I mean, nothing about the same thing. You're just a grill? No. I had a grill and I left it on for like four days accidentally because I had it on my back porch. Like, what did it happen?

I go in my bedroom and I'm like, man, I'm going to go outside and let the dog out. And I was like, it sure is warm out here. It was like a 30-degree day. And it's warm. I like down my grill's on. It's in my back porch. And I was like, huh, it was like a Thursday. I haven't even thought about this grill since Sunday.

It had been on since Sunday. Yeah. Lucky my house didn't blow up. Yeah, you're lucky. Yeah, but my cheese goes on the bottom. Okay. Go ahead. I put cheese on top.

So, Lunchbox is going to be so excited about this show that's coming to MTV on November 27th. It's called Flora Bama Shore. Lunchbox, do you know about it? No, they have not showed previews. What is this about? Okay. Well, it's a Southern Accident revamp of the old school reality show, Jersey Shore. So Jersey Shore in Alabama.

But it's floor. They've already tried this, though. Floridaabama Shore. And what network? MTV, November 27th is a premiere, so I thought Lunchbox maybe we wanted to mark his calendar. And maybe even Ray, because Ray was really into the old Jimtan laundry thing.

But they also were like in their 20s. This is going to be awesome. Oh, great. He's still into it. There's people that might be. And, Leslie, since we're talking about TV, House of Cards is pretty much Dunzo. The final episodes are set

for early 2018. Netflix has confirmed that the sixth season, which is currently in production, will be its last. And for a couple of reasons. Yeah. One, life's crazier than the show. And two, there's a lot of bad stuff

that happened with Kevin Spacey where it's just like, yeah, you should probably go out and cut that. Yeah. Can I say something? Sure. Do you mind if I take a second? Yeah. I was listening to IHard Radio back to this segment on the show.

I like this segment. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Cool. Yeah, that's all. I'm done.

Have you figured out of way we should close this segment? No, you just say we have this button. Okay. We have this button. Yeah. Go ahead. That was Amy's pile of stories The Bobby Bones show

Bobby Bones So Eddie, our producer, has two kids And his youngest Eddie Jr. Jr. just turned four years old. That's a big birthday. What did you guys do for the party? Oh man, we went to a bouncy place Because that's what he likes to do. Every time they have birthdays, we ask him like, what do you want to do?

It's like, I want to go to the bouncy place. And then so they got a little private room in the back and all the kids jumped while all his parents just hung out and talked. Did you jump up? all? No, no, no, no, I don't do that anymore. Like, I realize that I'm a little tool for that. I don't want to hurt myself. Lunchbox's wife went, and she jumped and fell in her ankle. It swelled up bigger than I've ever seen a human ankle before. And she was an adult. Like, it was awful. Oh, grown up adult, I mean, four bounces in after paying the money,

signing the release form. One, two, three, four, now she goes. And I was just like, seriously, four bounces in? Four bounces in. You weren't like, are you hurt? You were like, this, This cost me all that money for four bounces. Can I get a refund? No, I looked at my buddy Garrett and I was like, are you serious? Four bounces? And I was frustrated. I was.

And I, maybe I'm a terrible human, but I feel like other people react the same way. But I did help carry her to the car, put her in the car. I drove her home, put some ice on it. And she was on crutches for a little bit. And it was disgusting. And I've never been back. Yeah, it's not really an adult thing. Is it not?

thinking maybe I should do my birthday party. Oh, you would tear out on. All the muscles. I have a mini trampoline I work on at home. All the muscles will be torn. That's not for adults. They even have those trampol. They used to be really all over the place for a while.

There's one that's just amazing. It's so huge. It's probably the size of like five warehouses and you can jump nonstop from one side of the place to the other one. It's awesome. Oh, I'm going. Yeah. And they have these foam pits and you can push on the kids in the phone fits and they love it.

Amy going to one of those places is a straight-up documentary. For sure. Straight up, you're going to get hurt, Amy. Yes. Okay. Like, follow along as Amy's journey to tearing which muscle. I've never hurt myself like that. I mean, I have bruises. I mean, I have some hamstring issues, but I've never broken a bone or anything.

Knock on wood. There it is. That's the wrap. Thanks for hanging out with us here on Tuesday. I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I wish we all had similar names. At Radio Amy, is your... Yeah.

Yeah. What if you get out of radio? What are you going to do? I have no idea. I've actually thought about that. Getting out of radio? What if? I thought about the what if I got out of radio.

What if I changed my Instagram name? Yeah. Like, what if I'm not in radio anymore? Will I still be Radio Amy? Maybe you should just get in like CV. Like, you should take up a hobby of CB radios. I'm doing a nickel, nickel down the highway. What?

Dang. Wow. You do no talk. I do. CB radio talk. What's your 20 over there? Yeah. Yeah, that means where are you?

That's right. I know. Amy's doing a nickel, nickel down the highway. I know. All right, we got to go. We'll see you guys tomorrow. Appreciate everybody being here. This show is so stupid.

By this show, I mean us. You. Me. I mean me. All right, see you guys on Wednesday. Goodbye. Goodbye. The Bobby phone show.

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