The Bobby Bones Show - Know The Song Or Get Shocked + Will It Uber: Jenga Edition

Episode Date: January 22, 2019

Bobby, Amy, Lunchbox and Eddie each put on a shock collar and compete to sing all the lyrics to some of their favorite songs correctly. If they miss a word, they get shocked! Also, Lunchbox attempts to Uber a Jenga. The catch is it has to make it to its destination without falling over! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Hey, I was reading the story that I did not get to today, and there's only a time of the morning when I can do it because we don't talk about drunk stuff until after like 815 or so, central.

The Cutsdown Pennsylvania Police Department's looking for volunteers to get drunk in order for the department to train new officers to administer field sobriety tests. Yeah. Kind of funny, huh?

I mean, that has to be easy to find volunteers, right? I mean, there'd be a line out the door. Well, they're not paying people. Yeah, but you get free alcohol and you get to party. Well, I don't know about partying, but you do get free alcohol. I mean, DJ have shots. Hey, bartender, yeah. I don't think it's like Morgan number two this weekend.

I figure they want you stumbling out of the club, getting in your car, and then they pull you over. Woo! Oh, they reenact all that? Exactly. Got to set the scene. They need volunteers. April 4th, 2019. between 2.30 p.m. and 7 p.m.

Day drinking. Day drinking is best time. Alcohol will be provided. You will not receive any compensation for your time, though. Okay. You have to be in good health between the ages of 25 and 40. Clean criminal history. Do you have a criminal history from when you went to jail on the show? No, I don't think so. They clean that off, right? I mean, I don't know. I don't know how that works because I never was found guilty. I think they expunged your record. They were supposed to. I don't know if they ever did, but I don't know how it works.

Like if I get pulled out, have you ever been arrested before? I say yes. Okay, but being arrested and being convicted are two different things. Correct. Wait, so they ask you if you've been arrested before? Like if you ever get in trouble, have you ever been arrested for? Yeah, I've been arrested. What happened?

Terroristic threatening on a radio show? That's what you tell them. Which didn't happen. You have to be honest. Because if they pull it up and then it's like, oh, well, actually you've been arrested. That's what happens on cops. They lie all the time. They're like, well, you got a warrant out to cheat them counting, man.

What's going on? Oh, well, yeah, I forgot about that one. Do they still make new cops? No. Oh, they don't? No, but they have live PD now. Same. Where they have like a call center, like a whatever, and they have this guy.

Oh, let's go out to Williamsman County and they go to the Williamson County and they show the people, the cops, pulling over people. Live? Live. It's really live. Really live. So if a cop knows that it's coming, well, he, like, okay, we're getting our hit in like 18 minutes. I need to pull something.

Well, they only go to it if there's a good call. Like if they have something. And they don't just go for a regular traffic stop. But they'll only throw to it if something's had. Do they have a bunch of center set up? Yes. And so someone's like, we got a bunch of cop. A bunch of...

Well, so do the cops know they have a chance to be on TV? Because I would definitely pull someone over. Absolutely, they can know they have a shot. Huh. That's just show sounds interesting. That's pretty good. What's it called? Live PD.

Anything ever go down crazy? Well, I mean, not anything. I mean, I've never seen a shooting or anything. Huh. Okay. Claim criminal history. Be willing to drink hard liquor to the point of inebriation. No problem.

And then have a sober party take care of you after the training. Oh. Yeah. Uber or Lyft, whatever. I mean, how terrible would that be if you're the friend that has to go and doesn't get to drink and you have to drive your buddy home? Well, I mean, you could just have someone come pick you up. Oh. Would you do that?

Yeah. Not could you do it, but would you do it? Yeah, I think it'd be fun. Get your buddies together. It's a free happy hour. Really? Hey, Eddie, let's go. Yo.

A free happy hour to go to the police station where they get you drunk to test you for sobriety tests? And I'm good. What do you mean you're good? You're not getting charged with anything. This is what I think would be interesting to do, though, is that I think it would be interesting to go and try to take the test. a real test drunk and try to beat it. Ooh, that's a good challenge. Because if someone said, hey, you can go take a lie detector and try to beat it,

because we're testing out our lie detector administrator, I would be like, let me in on this. Because one, even if I don't, I've then taken the test and I'm familiar with it the next time I have to take a lie detector. Yeah. I wonder, can you, when they pull you over on this little test, can you say, no, officer, I refuse to do those. I politely declined to.

Oh, politely. You get drunk on their alcohol and then you don't take the test. Yeah, I'm good. Thanks for the drinks. That's funny. So we weren't here yesterday, back today. A couple things we didn't get to. Ramundo has a beat-up blazer, but it's leaking oil like everywhere, right? Yeah, it's a pretty bad oil slick that it's creating. In the garage? Yeah, yeah, yeah, but there's actually good news from that. Yeah. So I should be shut down off the road. I got bad taillights. Also, the car, I mean, it squeaks. It's probably not the safest on the roads. Folks, I passed, my driver's, whatever it is inspection, I'm good to go for another year

in the streets in Nashville. This is amazing. Can you tip a guy and get it passed? Or is that like a thing of yesteryear? I don't know how it is in Tennessee, but when we lived in Texas, I didn't know a guy, you could just go and he'd pass you no matter what. So you just knew a guy. Yeah, knew a guy. And he had the stickers and everything. They were legit. You'd give him a little little cash cash.

Hey, passed. All right, mark that off. What are you saying, Ramundo? I'm just saying, I don't know if. the lady knew who I was, but she straight up hooked it up. I probably shouldn't be on the roadways anymore, get a new vehicle, something like that, but I can't believe the ranch truck has made it another miraculous year. Like, thank the Lord, thank the universe. I don't know. For some reason, it smiled down. I mean, it was just an absolute beautiful day. Are you going to get a new car? I do need to, but I got a year. I can procrastinate a little bit longer. I mean, you put it up for

sale and you never sold it? No, I was trying for four or five thousand. I was getting lowball offers. I'm not letting it go for 2000. It's not a low ball offer if that's what it's worth. I think it's more than that. KB's even more than 2000. What does that say? Kelly Bluebook? No, no. What is the price they say? I know what Kelly Bluebick is. 1800. No, it was at two. A place will give you to any

dealership, so, I mean, that's bare minimum. Like, give me more than that. All right, we're going to start today's show. Back after a few days off, I would encourage you to check out Amy's podcast. It's called Four Things with Amy Brown. A fantastic podcast. I do see a podcast award in your future next year. Oh, okay.

What category would it be under, though? I don't know. We cover so many different things. That's what I'm saying. So check that out. Is there like a hodgepodge category? When do you put up new ones? Every Thursday. Every Thursday.

For things Thursday. There you go. That's how you remember. Lunchbox. We were debating what day it should go up and I was like, well, things Thursday. Four Friday? Nope, no. Thursday.

Lunchbox Daddy and Raymond do have a podcast called The Soar Losers at a sports show. And I'm sure if you're listening today, you guys have a lot to say about so, so much. The wonderful weekend in sports. Oh, my goodness. It was a great weekend. You know, I had a girl told me this weekend.

She goes, I didn't really take you for a sports guy. Because she texted me and she was like, you're watching the game? And I was like, yeah. She goes, oh, I didn't take you as a sports guy. Really? I was like, first of all.

I would never talk to her again. It doesn't matter. It must be a girl you're just not getting to know. Because girls know that about you that know you. But do they? That just means by looking at him, though. I know. Which means she's new.

Which means. He's texting a new girl. Why are you not picking up on context clues? Maybe if I'm asking questions, he's going to get offended. And I'm going to be like, where'd you meet her? I don't get offended. I just like, I don't want to talk about it. That's not true.

It's her life, not mine. I shouldn't talk about her life. Exactly. That's exactly what he does. Go ahead. Well, where did you meet her? At a party. What party?

A podcast, word party? It's her life. You met her in L.A.? You just met her Friday? No. I don't know it. You know her. What?

What party did he go to you? How do I know her? That's her life, Amy. It's her life. Wait, well, it was just texting. It was just texting. Don't worry about it. I know her.

Yeah, you know her. Anyway, I was offended a bit. I was like, one, I did a national sports show for years. Two, I played ball. And then what did she say when you said that? She goes, oh, I had no idea. So do I give off this cool nerdy music vibe now? Wait.

Hmm. Okay. You know her. Like, know her well? Pretty well, yeah. Oh, well, then maybe she just didn't know that about you if it's who I think it is. Exactly. Who do you think it is?

That's so weird she didn't know that about you. Who do you think it is? Oh my gosh. Are y'all texting like... Who do you think it is? Nothing. Just this constant. It's a thing I battle.

What do you battle? Nothing. I just need y'all to just be friends. No, it's not that. Okay. What in the world? Then who is it? Give her, bones.

Give her something. Give her something. I can look at Amy and she'll get it. You can watch my face. Morgan, if you watch my face. I'm not going to say anything to Amy. But I can look at her and she will know who I'm talking about. looking at her. Are you ready? I won't even move my mouth. Ready?

Mm-hmm. Yeah, I know. That's why I'm saying. I have to monitor this. So you know what was about me doing? Wait, just by looking, did he say something to you? Yeah. Yeah, he told me, yes. Oh, he told me. No, he didn't tell me. He didn't say anything. I just know by, he looked at me and he thought about it and I channeled this. It's like Chewbacca and Hans Sol over here. No, no one doesn't get around. Did I do? You didn't move. You didn't move. of anything. Like you had a little smirk and that was

about all you had. Like I can write, watch this. Write the name. Just write the first letter. You guys are communicating some way. No, we're not. And hand it to Morgan number two. First letter of her name. Just to prove we're not making it up. Huh. Because we might be. Let's see. I hope not. I hope

would be on the same page. Yeah, you're on the same page. I knew it. Wow. We've been together a long time. Can't believe you're texting Kathy. Who's Kathy? I don't know. what, Kathy, do I? Oh, I know who it is. You don't, Charlie. Just by looking at the back of your head. Eddie. When you and Amy, you're playing your little games,

I can look at the back of your head and figure it out. Anyway. We have that special connection. We have a different connection. We have a on-stage connection where I can go like, I can move my shoulder and he goes, oh, you want that song? Yes. Yeah. All right, we're done. Here's today's show. Listen to the sort of losers' podcast. I have a podcast, too.

And theirs comes out every single day. Oh, boy. They're dedicated. Yeah. Yeah, there's just everything. I mean, there was even talk of coming in on the holiday and we're like, well, I mean, we really need to. I came in yesterday. Yeah. I mean, we thought about it.

We didn't do it. We didn't do it. You do it. Yeah, yeah, of course. All right, well, here we go. Today's show starts now and anything you want to say. Hope everybody has a great day. All right, there you go.

Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let know. We're transmitting across America. Hey, good morning. Welcome to the show. Morning studio. Morning.

All right, we're back live today. Here's something interesting. Reimundo, who is. is our audio producer, often bring him in early in the show because I'm just so curious about his life. He's definitely the most odd of all of us, right, Amy? Like, he just has nutty things. Yes. He's getting blood taken out of his body and put into his head to grow hair back. Did you know that? I did not. Is that the story, Ramundo? Yeah, I tried a lot of different stuff, the rogains,

sometimes even scout massages, all this different stuff. And none of it really worked for me, I was noticing a little bit of a balding situation. My hair was thinning, and so then it's almost a trial thing I was doing, and they put blood from my body in my head, and I honestly think that it's working. So where do they take the blood out of? Anywhere. Sometimes from my leg, sometimes from my arm. I don't think that's the part that matters,

and then they'll just inject it in your head where you think you're going bald, and I swear in, like, a week, it's growing like, honestly, it's growing like a weed. Oh, what? Yeah. Huh. So, and I don't know. I don't think a lot of people know about it. It's your own blood.

It doesn't have to be like blood from a baby. No. Yeah. What? Yeah, most people just roll with their own blood. Well, some people are doing that. They are injecting young blood into them. It's the thing.

To stay younger. From a baby? Well, I mean, I don't know how young. Ramona, how much does this cost to get blood taking out of your body and put into your head? Honestly, for me, right now it's a free thing. It's just a trial. It's a trial. No, honestly, it could not work.

Is it like a doctor? Are you behind the Waffle house or what? No, they're not. It's in a basement. These people are doctors. they're smart, they know what they're doing. Doctors. Yeah.

And my lady's told me that she's had unbelievable results from people, and I told her, hopefully can we see some results in like six months? And she's like, your hair's going to be so long. You're going to look like Samson pretty much. You know, like maybe you'll Fabio. Oh, come on. Yeah, she said it's going to be drastically and dramatically longer than it is right now, and I won't have any more thinning.

So, guys, I cannot wait to have hair. I want some of that hair growth. What's the science behind it, do you know? I really don't. You got to go to school to learn about it. It's pretty, it's pretty, it's pretty, complicated, but yet it's just something about there's always got to be more and more, like, life in your head.

Like, sometimes you're, like, parts of your head, it just doesn't have nerve endings or something like that. And the blood, like, rejuvenates it. And that's how you then grow hair. So the people that go bald, they, for some weird reason, their nerve endings and stuff just end up just kind of like dying. And the blood brings life back to the hair. And that she's like, just like you eat and drink water, same thing with your hair.

It's like you're watering it. Yeah, you always have to take care of your head and your scalp and stuff like that. and a lot of people neglect it. Well, when should you have your hair back? So we know. I'm telling you guys, in like six months, you're not even going to recognize me. She said it's going to be... He said it's already been growing this week.

Yeah, I'll walk in looking like a chia pet. Okay. What's your girlfriend thinking about that? Oh, she loves it, and... Is she brading it already, the new hair? Wait, but who else is participating? There's other... Everybody.

A lot of... Everybody. I would say even... Some country artists have probably looked into it. I don't think all of them come in here with amazing hair, and they're not trying some of this different stuff. technology that is advancing.

I thought that was interesting. Yeah. No, I'm intrigued. Like, I want an update and I feel like I just want to make sure that you're safe and it's really your blood and Yeah, it's my blood and it's all approved. I'm not worried at all. Approved by who? Oh, definitely.

The blood people. He's like not even a lot. He can't even bring himself to say like. No. No. I don't know who would be proving it. Is it the FDA? He said, well, yeah, he goes, I don't know the science. And then in the next 10 seconds, he makes up science.

You water your plants? This is like water in your plants. You're putting blood in your hair. All right. Well, let's get started with the show today. I just thought that was so interesting. No, I'm out. Don't look at me.

I'm out. Eddie. What if Raymundo comes in, though, with, you know, Goldilocks hair. Did you do it? Then we're talking about it. Yeah, then we'll start discussing it. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories.

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There were tons of delays and canceled flights from the bad weather over the weekend. And the TSA lines are longer from the government shutdown. A lot of these girls are growing out their armpit hair. And then they're dyeing it unicorn color. Okay. And they're all showing it on social media. and it's called Unicorn Armpit Hair. It's the newest bizarre beauty trend

taking over the internet. It's all for January. What are you thinking about that? I mean, I'm not into it. The January movement is getting colorful as women across the globe are embracing female empowerment by growing out their body hair

during the month of January. Some are taking the liberation of dying their armpit hair rainbow. Now the unicorn hair trend is taking over the internet. Let me say this. I think it's unfair. that you guys have to shave your armpits, right?

And your legs. Listen, if you don't, it's gross to me because I've been taught that that's gross. But I do think it's unfair that you have to do that. Yeah. Because if you were never taught that way, it would just be normal. It's not fair. It's not even, even you guys have to put all the makeup all the time. That's not fair.

I know. The beauty standards that you guys have to live by, it's not fair. Yeah, you wake up every morning and you just take a shower and you come to work and, like, you look fine. Like, I wake up in the morning without makeup and I'm like, ugh. That's not true. Why do girls and guys look so different? No, we don't. It's the expectation set upon us by societal norms, and it's unfair to females.

That being said, I still don't like the armpit hair because I've been taught not to like it. And sometimes in yoga, the teacher will have armpit hair. And I can't, I don't like to look at it. But to be fair, I shave my armpit hair too. You trim it. Yeah, I take clippers to it. But, Amy, would you ever, you can't because you have laid hair removal, huh? No, ideal image.

lunchbox would you dye your armpit hair sure I mean unicorn color I don't care I got no problem I got a lot of armpit hair so it looked like a cool unicorn Did your wife ever let her hair grow out?

No no Oh That is so Like oh Like you go to sometimes I go to a restaurant And like if the waitress lifts up her arm I'm like and she has hair

It's like I don't want to eat Why are you looking at the waitches Because they go to take your order and they got a sleevel shirt or whatever and it's like, oh, oh. Daddy? Do I like it on women? No.

Are you dressed out by it? Yeah, absolutely gross. But I'm like you, it's just like we don't know any difference. So that's kind of what I was, I'm used to. And no. And even if it was rainbow color, that's just even worse, I think. Yeah. No.

Sometimes at yoga, I'm so shocked. And I don't want to have any. If people want to not shave, like that's fine. I don't want to have any judgment. But I am shocked sometimes. I'm at yoga and like everything looks normal and then they raise their arms and I'm like oh what? You know what though? Good for them.

I know. It's fine. Like they're doing whatever. But I'm like, but then I, so then I'm intrigued. So then I'm intrigued. So then I look at their legs and they shave their legs. That's weird. So I'm like, why don't we just shave both?

But one time I was a yoga and a girl lifted up her underarms and she had two cupcake tattoos. And I was like, that must have hurt, but that's fun. I saw a meme on Instagram and it said, I'd like to give as many craps as this guy. It did say craps. But he was wearing mini mouse yoga pants on a plane. Nice. And he just didn't care. And I was like, man, I would like to just not care either like that.

Got it. I really respect people that can just live their life and not worry about what others think. Totally. I really wish I could do better at that. I'm trying to do better at that. But I really wish that. There's something really awesome about that. Is there something, like, that you think of that you could do that would be part of that?

Yeah. Like, I wish I was more comfortable with my body, you know? What do you want to do with your body? Like, my gut gets like, bleh. And I was like, I wish it, yeah, I wish I just didn't care. I just live my life and. And letting it. Just let it see how it is.

I can't. I would hate, I look at myself in the mirror and I'm just disgusted with myself sometimes. and I wish that wasn't the case. I wish I didn't have those body issues. Well, yeah, some of that's your body dysmorphia. Which you've had for, we've known you've had for a long time. I have it. I think it's common.

We probably all do. And some of us may have it to reverse way. Some people don't. Well. Lunchbox, what are you saying? Lunchbox is the opposite? Lunchbox definitely does not have BDD. No.

Body dysmorphia disorder. Or dysmorphic or something. He's more musket. Do you think he thinks he's more muscular than he is? No, I just think he's comfortable in who he is. We should be jealous of him. You're right. I'm jealous of him.

Of course, a lot of people are jealous of my body and my looks. It happens. I try to tell you guys all the time, but you always like, oh, you look like junk. You look like a dad bot or whatever. We never, we never said you look like junk or, no, okay. The Bobby Bones Show. I get a lot of crazy nicknames, and some of them stick. You know which one is stuck, Eddie?

Yeah, country music's yon. youngest historian. Yeah, I do love country music and I do love history. And that's why we do this segment right here. The Bobby Bond Show. On this day in country music. On this day in 1994, that would be 25 years ago, Tim McGraw released Indian Outlaw.

Because I'm an Indian Outlaw. It became Tim McGraw's a breakthrough hit. It was released as the first. song from his album, Not a Moment Too Soon. The song never went number one, but it became Tim McGraw's first top 10 hit at country peaking at number eight. Here's the story. Tim actually heard the song on the first day he moved to Nashville, which was in 1989.

He said him and a songwriter sat in a hotel room and the songwriter played it for him and said, oh, I'm going to record that song. He played it in clubs for years trying to get it right. He didn't know how audiences were going to take it because it was so different. Five years later, he recorded it. He released it on this day in 1994. and that's the history of Indian Outlaw. Wow.

How about that? I mean... It's always crazy, too, that a song that always people say, what's a Tim McGraw song? Indian Outlaw wasn't even a number one. I know. Yeah, that's crazy to me. He went and played in Clubs for five years before it was ever put out on the radio.

One of my coolest Nashville memories period was this Haiti fundraiser that I went to, and it was pretty intimate. And Tim McGraw was the person playing. And when he started playing that song, I swear to you, every girl in there freaked out, stood up. from their chair and was like completely obsessed with him from that point on. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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His name is Zero, and he's a German Shepherd. Old Dominion dropped a new song called One Man Band, and lead singer Matthew Ramsey says it's the first true love song that they've ever put out. I don't want to be a one-ed band. I don't want to be a rolling stone alone. I was on a rundown van. Baby we could take our own show. I'm Morgan I'm Routout.

That's your Skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So I want to shout out to this dad, Greg, in Cincinnati, who's making sure that his kids don't miss out on any winter fun just because they're in a wheelchair. What he did was built a wheelchair accessible igloo for all nine of his kids. Yeah, him and his wife adopted nine kids.

that all have wheelchair or special needs. So that in itself to me is like a shout out, tell me something good, that this awesome couple has adopted nine kids. Wow. And not just that, they've adopted nine kids special needs. Yes, which is definitely on a whole other level and that they go above and beyond and try to do cool things for their kids. I love that story.

That's a good one. And that is what it's all about right there. This story comes us from Benton, Arkansas. A 32-year-old man broke into two cars sitting in a driveway, and then he walked up to the house, he was going to break in. He had second thoughts, and he left. He gets home and he realizes, man, I think I dropped my dentures in their yard. So he sends him a Facebook message says, hey, guys, I was walking through your yard, and I think I dropped my dentures. Police looked at the video from the neighbor's camera, saw him breaking into the cars, and he was arrested.

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That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. Come, Bobby. Hey, good morning, everybody. I was talking to some friends, Amy, over the weekend. We were talking about Neil Armstrong. You knew that is, right?

Yes. Who? It was the first guy on the moon. You didn't sound like he had confidence in that, but it was right. Oh, well, because I was like, well, I just assumed you probably thought I knew who he was. Is Neil Armstrong dead or alive? Alive?

No, he's dead. What? When did he die? I mean, years ago? Oh, I guess it's Bud's still alive. Is Buzz Aldrin still alive? I think he's dead too, guys. I think he may have recently died.

No, he's still alive. He just danced. Yeah. Mike, do we look up Buzz Aldrin? What? He's still alive? Thank goodness. See? Okay.

Oh, you know what? I want to see that. Ryan Gosling Neil Armstrong movie. Yeah, first man? Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so here's what will happen. I will give you the celebrity.

Tell me if they're dead or alive. Well, sounds like I'm going to be great at it. Elvis. Dead. Correct. Elizabeth Taylor. Dead. Correct.

Mr. Miyagi or Pat Marita. Same person. Alive. Dead. I had no idea. David Bowie. Dead. Dead.

Yeah. Betty White. Alive. Just celebrated a birthday, too. Alive is right. Shirley Temple. Dead. Dead.

Paul Newman. Dead. I'm just so sure of it. Correct. Oh. Yeah. Good salsa. Yeah.

You did pretty good at that. I don't know that I would have got a lot of those right. That is? I would have got Nill Armstrong, though. Yeah. Oh, that came. Well, yeah. I thought he was still alive.

Hey, so I listened to Dirty John. The whole thing? Well, here's the catch, right? So Dirty John is, it was a story they wrote for like the L.A. Times. Yes. It was a show they did on Lifetime. Bravo, I think. Well, but it is a podcast.

One of those channels for people like me and girls. Yeah. Podcast first, then Bravo. Okay. So Amy says, listen to the podcast of Dirty John. And so I started it, and it's pretty good. The episode is on like 45 minutes, which is good. And then I get to the final episode last night, and I can't take it because it's scary.

Whoa. And I don't want to run anything. Hold on. I missed it again. Are you talking about on the podcast or the TV? Podcast. Okay. Even in your, even just listening to it, I thought maybe visually having to see it.

Whoa, it is eerie. I had to turn it off because I don't know what happened. I didn't know what happened. So I was like, I can't listen to this. I get such crazy nightmares from, I've told this story before. I tried to read Twilight and I couldn't because of the nightmares. I'm so sensitive to not. nightmares. And so I

woke up this morning and listened to it and finished it. Oh, okay. But I was freaking out. Yeah, because I'd have to go to sleep. But it's pretty good. I'm not going to ruin it for our listeners, but dirty John. It's a story about a dude. It's a bad dude. And he's with this woman. And, you know, you're trying to figure out what's he all about. And then you find out what he's all about. But that's what's up. I know. I got to keep my mouth shut because I don't give anything away.

You are such a spoiler. You are such a spoiler. No, not here. Not no. But I mean, in general, like, live, you're not just spoiler. I don't mean to be. I just get excited. I know. But we all, so, all. Who's her dirty job on?

It's amazing. Yeah, it's so good. So, I mean, that's how you know it's good. It was nominated for one of the podcast awards. Our IHartRadio podcast awards were this past weekend. Is that how you beat? No, I was in the music category. But no.

It didn't win. It's a little bit different. But there's some massive podcasts that were. So they were in, like, the true crime or something? category. Maybe. I'm not sure. what the category was? Wow, because if they didn't win, I gotta see who did, and I don't listen to that one.

Yeah, the doctor death one was nominated. Oh, that's a good one. That's about a guy who faked being, uh, like a surgeon, like a plastic surgeon, right? All right in that one, then. Yeah, me too. It is so bad. Oh, you guys don't know my dog or dad? Oh, boy. Anyway, I'll grab you guys some stuff from the podcast awards. I did a speech and at the end of it, I was just being funny. I didn't know people would think it was so funny. Do you know what I said at the end of my speech? Mm-hmm. You say now? I don't want to spoil it. I'll get it. I'll put it up. I'll play it back in a second. Okay. All right, cool. Doctor Death is that one, but

yeah, it's supposed to be, you listen to it? Yeah. Oh, guys. The guy's faking being a surgeon. Lunchbox, you're holding out on us. You'll never want to go to the doctor again. Oh, great. Ever! Ever! Here are your top three songs in country music. Number three. Bernie Man, Derek Bentley. Brothers Osborne.

Number two, Jason Aldeen, Girl Like You. And the biggest song, country music is Thomas Rett, 16. Your biggest pop. song is thank you next. You kids like this one? They like anything Ariana Grande. Yeah.

I'm so grateful for my edge. Next. There it is. And the number one hip hop song is Post Malone Sunflower. Here, those are you big songs. Got a lot of messages on my answer story saying, hey, where were you guys? What's the deal? up yesterday, so we had a three-day weekend, and I expected to still be in California. I went over

for the IHard Radio Podcast Awards, and I was going to stay for this big IHart Radio show called Alter Ego, because Weezer was going to play, and I was going to have the greatest time. But it started snowing here, and all the flights were going to shut down in New York, and I thought, I can't be stuck here. I haven't been home a lot, so I flew home, missed the show, and then it snowed like one drop, Like one snowflake fell on the ground. Yeah. I missed the whole show for one snowflake. So I really missed out, but I watched it online.

You know? It wasn't the same. So I did that. Flew back, missed that. Did the podcast awards, which are pretty cool. Because there were a lot of big-time podcasters that I've only ever listened to their shows. And so I got up and I won the award for music podcast for the Bobbycast.

And so I get up and I do my speech. And it was pretty cool because, again, and all these, Mike Tyson was in the crowd, Dr. Drew was in the crowd, I talked to them, Dak Shepard was there. It's a really cool event. And so I get up and they're like, best music podcast, the Bobbycast, Bobby Bones. I had to give my speech. And this is like the last 10 seconds of my speech.

Yeah, this is awesome. And I'm just a big fan of all you guys in the room. There's a lot of cool people in this room. So thank you guys. And that's all for me. I love you guys. And I'm on Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I'm single.

Hit me up. Slot on my DMs. All right, thank you. So put that out there. So? Anything? Really? No.

I mean, there were something. Here's the problem. People were sliding, which means they message me a direct message on Instagram. But then their profiles would be private. Oh. I was like, why would you have a private profile? If you're going to say, what I need to stalk you. Before you start the evening.

Yeah. Yeah. So, nah, nothing really. Who were you saying I love you guys to? Oh, Matt and Kim. They're the ones who gave the word away. Okay. I was like, okay, who's he talking to? We need to know.

This is Matt and Kim. And they were presenting the award for Best Music Podcast. And I was like, holy crap, man Kim just gave me an award. That's pretty cool. Yeah, so I would encourage you to go check out to Bobbycast, which is wherever you listen to podcasts on IHartRadio. But yeah, Amy, I was looking at your podcast last night. Your podcast is doing really good. Is it?

Yeah, it really is. Mike D. And I were up here doing work yesterday. And so, I mean, I said we had the day off. Mike D. and I were still up here while you guys are snapping and, you know, doing your things. Lounging around. Taking your days off. Yeah, your podcast is doing really good.

Oh, good. It's called Four Things with Amy Brown, even using your last name. Yeah. Look, you fancy. Yeah, check that out. I'm on this week's episode, too. You are. How's the response?

Do we know? Well, a lot of people have enjoyed having you on. They were like, oh, wow, okay, you had Bobby. So it's been good because I think they, I don't know if they wanted you earlier. Because, you know, I've got nine episodes. Yeah. So we're really cranking them out. But I think that they were finally excited to see you on.

I think they wanted you on, like, episode one. But I was like, and then they asked if you're going to be, some people I have as regulars. Like my sister's been on a few times. And then I've got, you know, like a trainer that comes on for health and fitness tips and a beauty girl and fashion. So they're like, what I was, the beauty girl. So they're like, will Bobby be a regular, like, under like, inspiration category?

If you want to hear me and Amy talk regularly put this show on. It's all right here. Yeah, that's what I said. I was like, Bobby's a little busy and, you know, we're together enough. So, Amy says that, but I was at Amy's house Saturday night with her and the kids watching a movie. Search four things with Amy Brown as well if you're looking for podcasts. How was your weekend? It was really good.

I went to Wichita, Friday night, which was, well, it was technically a little outside in El Dorado. There's a cancer hospital there, so I did an event for them, and it was so fun. And then flew right home because there was a blizzard that rolled in there, and I had to get home. There was actually a blizzard there, though. Literally. And it happened while I was on stage. I had no idea. People were like getting up and walking out and I was like, okay, I'm boring. Like, what's happening? But they were getting texts from their family, like, get home.

Like, it's bad. And we had to know what the power went out, this whole thing. But we still had a great time. Yeah. And then I made it out, got home luckily. And then just hung out. We had a friend in town and hung out on the weekend. You came by. It was fun. Lunchbox, your weekend? Oh, I went to Florida, went to the beach, got out of the cold, we got some sunshine, got in the water, you know, walked up and down the beach in the sand and built a little sand. Castle, had some fun.

Here's lunchbox freaking out over a dolphin. Where'd you see this? Oh, we're just outside and there's dolphin swimming in the water. Oh, he's right there! He's right there! What are the dolphin? Have you ever seen a dolphin? No, listen, I've seen a dolphin like you go to an aquarium. I've never

seen a dolphin just sitting at the ocean and there's a dolphin swimming by. That's awesome. Crazy. Oh, did it talk to you? Like, no, I didn't do flipper. Oh. But how crazy that you're just sitting there. and the dolphin just jumps out of the water.

Yeah, it's pretty cool. Apparently pretty crazy. They call it flipper, flipper. Did you guys watch Flipper ever? Yeah. Like the old show. Awesome. Nick at night.

Faster than lightning. No one you see. Take it, Amy. The one you see is faster than flipper. It's smarter than he. All right. Well, I hope you guys had a good weekend. Morgan number two.

Did you do anything on your weekend? I went out. I was on Broadway all weekend. I saw that. Morgan number two is living a single life now. She's out. out with a vengeance. Do you mean any dudes? Come on.

Do you give your number out? No, it was just really like fun and lighthearted weekend, for sure. Do people still give their number out or they give their Instagrams out? Both. There's a good mix of both, for sure. Like, hit me up on Instagram. You can follow me there. I'm like, eh, maybe not. Or it's just, hey, send me a direct message. Yeah, that's got to be way easier for people now. I would think so, too. Like, I...

Because we didn't have that. If it were me, what do you mean we still have that? No. I mean, back in the day. I'm still single. Okay, well, lucky you. You have that because you can just be like, oh, hey, what's your Instagram? And it's not as like, hey, what's your phone number? For example, Charlotte Man the God, who does the Breakfast Club, he was like, hey, I want to hook you up with a friend of mine.

When I was there, I didn't ask him. And he was like, how do you want me to introduce you? And I was like, I don't know. He goes, I'll just send you your Instagram. So that's how. Okay. Which is much easier. And what?

Any update on that? No, not really. Okay. No. I mean, I just sent an Instagram message of me naked. Okay. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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Hey, you're on the air. Maggie and St. Louis. What's happening? Not much, just pulled into work. I appreciate you calling. What can I do for you? I just wanted to say thank you guys. Always make my drive to work better every morning. Oh, thanks. Not much of a morning person, so it's awesome to be able to wake up and anticipate the drive, just be able to listen to you guys. Well, thanks. I tell you, I'm not a morning person either. If you can believe that, Maggie,

I do not like mornings one bit and I have to wake up at three, although I've moved my time to 322. Yeah. Yolo, right? You've got to live a little. 3.22 a.m. now. I'm not a morning person either, Maggie. And I always loved it because, you know, I had morning shows that I listened to growing up.

And I would get in the car and I'd be like, thankfully. Like, I have people that I like to listen to and like, I'm not so annoyed in traffic. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's how it is for me. I get up at like 5 o'clock and I'm like, I hate this, but. Yeah. What would you tell new listeners? that are listening now for the first time

or the first couple of times about this show? You feel like you're listening to some of your best friends. It doesn't feel like it's a morning show. Appreciate that. I'll also say you often get annoyed with your best friends, so if you do get annoyed with us, that's okay. Give it a second. Yeah.

Because we're as real as we can possibly be, and if that's the case, you do get annoyed with us sometimes, especially me, right, Maggie? Not as much. Oh, who would you get annoyed with you think the most? I honestly don't know. It just depends. It depends on my mood in the morning.

There you have it. There she is. There's Maggie, everybody, at St. Louis. All right. Hey, Maggie, thank you for calling. Appreciate that. Appreciate you guys. I appreciate you.

Did you see this story about the X and how everybody draws an X? No. It's the big Internet thing going right now. Like, how do you draw an X? So, draw an X right now on a piece of paper. Okay. Just take a pen and draw an X.

Because the Internet cannot agree on the correct way to draw an X. Okay, so you go up left to downright. Yeah. And then upright to down left. Me, I go up right to down left, up left to down right. Does that make sense?

Interesting. Yeah. The internet is arguing over the correct way to write the letter X, but 90% of people do it the two ways. Amy and I are both in the ways that most Americans do it. Other countries do it a whole different way. 200,000 people voted in the online poll. The most popular way is seven, which is the way Amy did it, which you start on the upper left side,

and you go across down to the bottom right and then you go the other side I do the other side which is the second best way what do you do lunchbox? I go upper I go this way left to right because that's how you write

the English language left to right well I don't know why I do it necessarily but right yeah I go left to right weird is it because you're left-handed you start over here that makes no sense

that could make a lot of sense no because I don't write my letters backward no that's true no because I just like when I was just thinking about it before I did it and I was just writing an X, I did it the way I did it. But then I

decided to just write Xylophone really quick. Oh yeah. And I did it Bobby's way. So weird. I don't know. We'll put it up at bobbybones.com if you want to see it. Yeah, everybody was talking about that on the internet. Everybody was, by the way. Everybody was. I hadn't heard of it, but everybody was. Everybody was, yeah.

Getting a lot of messages from listeners on the text line where they thought this song said, bacon, eggs, Bacon, eggs Thank you Next says thank you next I'm so grateful for my eggs

Yeah, here's another one I thought that song Thank you next was saying Bacon, eggs multiple Morgan number two Multiple message right

Yeah There's at least like 10 now Yeah I'm so beeping thankful for my eggs There you go People are hungry Yeah

Breakfast A man has been arrested After allegedly Selling balloons filled with nitrous oxide In downtown Nashville What? You know what nitrous is?

It's laughing gas. Oh. According to an affidavit from Metro Nashville Police, Tamar Nance was called huffing balloons containing what most people call laughing gas. Nance and others were reportedly spotted huffing by an off... I've never huffed. That's like a fun thing to do, just the word huffing.

Was it just like breathe it in? Oh boy. He was eventually detained when an officer noticed a tank of nitrous in the back of a car. Yeah, that's probably a tip of. off. Because also it looks like a bomb. And then how do people know that's what you're selling? Like, is there... He admitted to selling the balloons for five bucks. You know, I... Listen, I've had nitrous before. I love it.

Oh, yeah, the dentist. Yeah, I've never had drink alcohol or done a drug, like an illegal drug, but I have done laughing gas at the dentist. And if someone said, hey, Bobby, I have a tank of laughing gas and they brought it to my house, I'd probably be like, all right, sit down. See, I feel like this guy did it all wrong. He should dress like a clown and just have a bunch of balloons ready to go. Yeah, but then kids are going to come back. No, no, no.

You say no to the kids. But no cop will question you if you're a clown. I mean, but I'd probably be like, give me. Let me get some bed night. Give me, give me. Five bucks? Turn on some fish. See, Eddie's laughing already at it.

That's what it does to you. Fish. You with a bunch of balloons? Yeah. Oh, I guess I've never had it. You never have been to Dennis and got laughing ass? No, because I haven't had, I never. I only recently had a cavity in my 30s.

Humblebrage. Humble brag. Yeah. So I never had crazy dental work where they needed to get in there. I'm such a wimp. I go in for a cleaning and they're like... Playing Dave. They're like, do you need the nitrous? And sometimes I don't. But sometimes I do. They're like, all right, flip on the nitrous music for Bobby.

Just so that they can floss them. Yeah. They're like, how do you feel, Bobby? Turn on the Dave. Yeah, dude, I've never heard of that before someone's slined out on the side of the road. Nitrous oxide. Yeah, me neither. I went to Amy's house on Saturday night and went to watch First Man.

I didn't go really to watch it. You guys were just watching the movie. Yeah, and you came at the best part. Well, here's what happened. Because we'd already been, like, watching the entire decade. There's such haters on this movie. Oh, it was boring. And so I go, and it's the Neil Armstrong movie with Ryan Gosling.

Oh, right, right. Loved it. That was great. Again, you arrived for the year 1969 when he walked on the moon. Like, we had to watch 1960, 1961. Him growing up. 1962, no.

They were complaining the whole time. Amy's husband now were enjoying it. We were looking up history facts on our phone. My husband gave it five moons out of five. I gave it two moons. I gave it four moons. It got an extra moon because of Brian Gosling. That's good.

I like that. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. This couple Doug and Michelle went went to Costa Rica and she lost her engagement ring. He popped the question at the top of a volcano, but they lost the ring, which, by the way, I've been in the family for generations.

Oh, no. Yeah, and they had to head home to North Carolina with the ring still lost. A few days later, she posted a plea to a Facebook group to the people in Costa Rica where they stayed. David Harris saw the post and started looking. 20 minutes and he found the ring. He just went out and found it. That's crazy. Because of a Facebook post.

and so after it fell into the sand in a foreign country near a volcano what are the odds right anyway that's good news and shout out to the David dude who did not have to go looking for it and did secondly did not have to turn it in and did because he could have easily found it

and just took it to the pawn shop yeah so my family would have done it's a good dude right there yeah so that's what's all about right there that was tell me something good let's go over to Marcy in North Carolina Marcy what's happening

Good morning, Bobby. How are you? I'm pretty good. I'm glad to be back at work. Were you off yesterday or no? I was not off yesterday. Hey, just another day for you at the salt mine, right? Another day at work. There you go. All right, what can I do for you?

So, today is my birthday. Yay! Come on, all right, go ahead. Yes, yes, I wanted to speak to you and congratulate you on your win on the Bobbycast. Hey, podcast of the year. You're a music podcast. Thank you very much. I appreciate that.

Yes, longtime Westerner. I met you up in Durham back in September when you were in the area. Yeah, how'd that go? I loved it. Yeah, yeah. Look at me. Yeah. Go ahead. Yes, I really enjoyed meeting you. Love all of you guys. Love the show. Thanks. Every day on the way to work. Do you listen to my podcast, the music podcast of the year, the Bobbycast?

I do. I do. Do you have a favorite episode? Actually, the Chris Stableton. episode. I really enjoyed that. Yeah, it's good. Chris Dapleton came to my house, which they often do, and we talk for an hour, and yeah, I haven't seen a little Chris in a while, but Chris and I are pretty good buds. Yeah, thanks a lot. Jake Owen came by the house,

and we did a really good one, too. I don't know if you heard that one yet, but you can search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts, and hear the award-winning, Bobbycast, yeah, do you listen to your podcast? Yeah, wherever you listen to your podcast. Hey, thank you very much, Marcy. Hey, hey, Glassroom. Do I have any books in there? Can I get Marcy a book for a birthday? I can't.

All right. Hey Marcy, I'm going to send you a copy of my new book, fail until you don't, and I'm going to sign it. Awesome. You guys have a great day. All right. I'm going to sign it from award-winning podcaster. Bobby Bones.

All right, hold on a minute. I'm just giving you a hard time. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No. 2. 30-second skinny. Garth Brooks announced on his Inside Studio G that his next album will be called Fun and it's coming this spring. It's called Fun?

Yeah, F you in. I bet it's a high rocking album then. I didn't know that was the name of it. Listen, when Garth says something, you can take it times 10 what it really is going to be. So I bet it's going to be fun for sure. What else? Old Dominion dropped a new song called One Man Band, and lead singer Matthew Ramsey says it's the first true love song they've ever put out.

I don't want to be a one man band. I don't want to be a rolling stone alone, putting miles on a rundown band. Jam already. Yeah, we can take our own show all. the road. I'll lay down the beat. You carry the tune. We'll get tattoos and we'll trash hotel rooms.

Baby, take my hand. I don't want to be a one-man band. Whoa, isn't that good? They're so good. Lauren Elena, in her longtime love Alex, broke off their engagement after being together six years. I saw that. That sucks for them, huh?

Yeah, for sure. The one thing I know about life, they don't stop. That he makes sense. I don't know. Until it does. Until it does. But things change.

Listen, that's a weird one for me because I'm close with Lauren. Yeah, I saw that. I saw them release that yesterday. That stinks. One thing I know about love is not a lot, man. I don't understand it. All right, is that it? Morgan number two?

Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. There you go. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let know. Transmitting across America. This is a...

Going over to Amy with the morning. corny, which we do every morning at this time. The morning corny. What do you call a crab that plays baseball? What do you call a crab that plays baseball? A pinch hitter. Oh, come on.

There it is. There it is. A pin chitter. Get it because they bet. That was the morning corny. I've been nailing those jokes recently. Come on. The Bachelor was last night. Yep. Last night. Is it good or no?

It's all right. It's getting better. What are you thinking about Colton? Oh, he's interesting just because I wonder if this season is the season that he, you know. Because he's a virgin. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Like, is it going to happen on TV? No, what's not going to happen on TV?

I feel like if he's been holding out for the right moment, I don't know that it'll happen in a fantasy suite. Um, I don't listen. I don't know what the show does. I don't know. But he's okay? He's okay. And last night, there's this girl. Dimmie. She's only 23

and she's talking about this girl that's 31 on the show and she calls her a cougar. When I was 23 though, I thought people know 30s is old. I mean, she thinks a 31 year old is old. I mean, I'm 38 now. So, here we go. Tracy, she can be passive aggressive and condescending

towards me and some of the other girls. I don't like it, but being an older woman around a whole bunch of younger women and especially the fact that all of us are so beautiful. She is in the cougar club. So I would be freaking out if I was there. The Cougar Club is 31.

31 years old. Maybe to a 23-year-old, that's the Cougar Club. Well, one day she's going to be 31. Well, listen, we're all going to be old. Yeah, we're all going to be old. And then she'll be part of the Cougar Club. It's all relative. I was reading a story about two Miss USA contestants or Miss America contestants?

Yes, it goes back to Miss Alabama versus Miss North Carolina. And it goes back to their pageant days when they're battling for Miss USA. So they're both on the show and they're like ripe. So Miss North Carolina, Miss Alabama goes and badmouse Miss North Carolina to Colton. Are you saying, like, is she mean? Is she manipulative? Is she fake? Is she? So it's like hard because I'm like, that's what you want. It's like that you want me. It's like that. Like, no, I want that's what I feel. I don't even know what was said.

Yeah. So Hannah was saying, if that's what you want, then you don't want me. And so this is Kailen. responding. This is Miss North Carolina. In terms of like Miss USA's stuff, it's like when she started to get in her head because I was Christian up, but she didn't place them. It's like... Did these girls open their mouth when they talk? You would think because they're pageant people. They know how to talk. And I talk so

fat, but they... What? In that moment, she started to and started to like do things. I was like manipulation, deceitfulness. Okay, I don't know if I can take much more of this. Here's Colton breaking away. I'm frustrated because I like both of me. I was hoping to have some sort of clarity.

I still don't. A statement like Hannah said is if you pick her, you're not going to see the full hurt like that. There's a fear of mine coming into this. Can somebody take advantage of me? Right. So basically it boils down to Hannah being jealous of Kalen because Kalen placed at the Miss USA pageant and Hannah didn't. Wow. And so then she's going to go and try to sabotage her relationship with Colton.

I mean, it's drama, guys. That is where it's at this season. The two pageant girls. will they fight bare knuckle? Bobby, could you imagine if you're the next bachelor? You're going to have girls? You're going to have girls. Listen, you're going to have girls.

I guess it's the competition thing, but you're going to have girls fighting over you. That would be kind of cool. I mean, have you ever had that? No, no, I haven't. My answer story yesterday, I did it at 10 questions. It's still up. But they were like, hey, are you going to be the bachelor?

And I was like, as up today, no. Meaning right now, no. That's what that means. I'm not, no. I just don't think that I want to talk myself into a corner. Oh my gosh. What if he found love on The Bachelor? That would be so crazy.

At this point, I'm not against finding love anywhere. A couple of weeks ago when the Bachelor was premiering, they did this whole look at Bachelors and Bachelorsets that have ended up together. And all the babies that have been born because of this show, it's a lot. Yeah. A lot more than I thought. I just don't want to be known as the Bachelor guy. But luckily, I've had a career before it. Yeah.

And you have more going on after, it won't define you. I don't know. It's a pretty definable thing. Yeah, I know. Right now I'm just known as a dancer. I can't even believe I'm saying this. Saying what? That, like, I kind of want you to do it.

You were the ones so anti it for so long. I know. That's why I just said, I can't believe I'm saying this. Well, there's nothing. There's nothing right now. Okay. Nothing that I would feel good talking about, okay? Okay.

Most people don't want me to do it, by the way. Even if, if I'm just saying, hypothetically, if it were a thing, most people that I know are like, don't do it. Okay. And you're not one of them. Not anymore. It was.

All right. We're going to play Willett Uber. So there's an app and you hit the button and then a car comes to you and it's called an Uber car and you usually get in it and they take you somewhere. Except we like to put things in the back of the Uber car and see if they'll deliver it. And so now we have a Jenga tower.

Lunchbox, are you there? Yeah, can you hear me? Yeah. So we have a fully built jinga tower, and we're going to take it and put it in the back of the car. Do you have money for my wallet? Yeah, I got a $100 bill. No, you don't.

You're lying. I know, I got a $20 bill. Now we're talking. But I was like, people think I was a baller. So give the Uber driver a 20 and say, hey, this is really important. This is delivered standing, like in peace. Please don't let it fall down. And see if they'll deliver it fully built to Eddie.

Okay? Okay. Yeah. How long until the car gets there right now? Let me see. Oh, it might be out here. Hold on. All right, lunch is walking outside. Do you have the Jenga Tower built?

Yeah, I got the Jenga tower built. We're going to play Woolwood. It says one minute away, one minute away. Okay, we'll wait for the car then. Okay. And Eddie is standing by. Yes, Amy. Do you call it Jenga or Jenga?

Jenga. I gave you a giant jinga thing for your patio at your house. Do you use it? It's still there. It's like life-sized jinga. It's big, yeah. I know, but when you have people over, I thought it would be fun.

It is fun. Yeah. We played it one time. I know. It's not like I have a ton of parties. But when I did have people over, we did play Jenga. That could cool. How do you say it Morgan number two?

Jenga. Jenga. You say Jenga? Jenga. Jenga. You want to play Jenga? Lunchbox, how far out? It says a minute.

I mean, it may be 30 seconds. All right. Lunchbox is waiting on the Uber. Oh, it says arriving now. It says arriving now. And what kind of car is it? A Toyota Camry and this guy has a 4.9 race. Wow, he'll for sure deliver it then.

Oh, he's pulling up right now, right here. We're going to listen in. Here's my boy. What's up? I ride, I ride. How you doing, my man? All right, look, this is a deal. All right, you ever play Jenga?

You never played Jenga? Okay, so this is a tower of jingo blocks, right? And you cannot let it tip over. If it does. Hey, if it doesn't fall over, you get a big tip. No, no, sir, I need you to deliver that to my boss. Again. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, here.

Here's a tip. But it's going to solve. No, no, you can't let it fall. Here's your $20 tip. Do not let that fall or I lose my job. Yeah. You put it in here so I can hold me. Oh, you want me to put it up on the seat so you can hold it.

Okay. Okay. I know it's scary, man, but my job is in your hand. Tell them there's another 20 on the other side of it. There's another 20 when you get there. If it doesn't fall and I get to keep my job, okay? And if it does fall, build it back before you drop it off. Yeah, and if it falls,

Will you build it back before you get there so my boss will not fire me? I am dead serious, my man. I am, I am sure. Like, do you ever jinga, jingda? You never jingda? Say, no, because my boss said it cannot come with this. So you got to hold that the whole way. And if it does fall, my boss is going to say, thank you next.

Just a couple blocks away. Right? All right. All right, my man. Do not let that fall. Promise me. Shake my hand. Hey, let's say a little prayer.

Hey. Let's say a prayer. Please do not let the jingle box fall, sir. This is for my job. Amen. Amen. All right. All right.

Thank you, sir. Good luck. Good luck. What is happening? Oh, my God. He took it. He took it. He was so mad.

He was so mad. He was mad? Well, he was like, no, sir. I cannot do that. I was like, sir. But I got to, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I'm for my job. And he goes, okay. I mean, you gave him 20 bucks in the front side, right?

Yes, and he made me bring it up to the front seat, and he has it in the passenger seat, and he is holding it with his other hand. Okay. And he is so nervous. All right, come back in. All right, I'm coming in. All right, we'll see, and if the jenga will... Eddie. There are so many problems with it.

Why? He said a prayer. I know. I know. I was like a prayer. And then you said there's 20 bucks on the other side of this. I don't have cash, bro. No, I'll tip them on the app.

Oh, okay, good. Yeah, that's how the app works, Eduardo. I didn't know that. I know that. Are you at a gas station or what? No, I'm at a store. I'm at a store. I'm in the parking lot. Okay. Oh, he's a turnip truck. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. It's like a running joke. We'll come back to you a minute, okay? We'll see if he deliver it. All right. All right. Hold on a minute. There's Eddie waiting to see if the Jenga tower will Uber. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher-ed

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I'm here, I'm here. Okay, what's he looking for, lunchbox? It's like a gold Toyota Camry. How far away is the car? Mike D. One minute. Should be getting there any time. Okay, so far nothing.

Okay, now we want the tower to still be fully erect. Okay, and you want me to say what? Thank you next or what? No, I was trying to give lunchbox stuff to say to the guy. You don't have to. Okay. But if it's fully up, just say, hey, man, appreciate that. All right, we're going to tip him big on the app.

All right, go ahead. And he's driving very slow. There he is. Very close. Of course. There he is. Tell him I get to keep my job. Yeah.

Be like I'm not getting a fire. Oh, he's got one hand on it. He's got one hand on it. Hey! How you doing, man? Look at that. It's together. You got it.

Have you been holding it the whole time? Wow. Good work. It's all together, not one piece is falling. Wow. Tell him somebody's getting a promotion today. Eddie, you should grab it and make it fall. Somebody's getting a promotion.

Eddie, knocked it over on accident. All right. Thank you. Eddie. Okay, we got to be careful. Knock it over. Okay. We got to be careful.

One piece is missing? No, you can. Okay, I got it. It's okay. I got it. Whoa, whoa. Oh. Well, okay.

Be like, I never saw it. Eddie, say I never saw it together. I feel like, what happened? You know what? It kind of fell, so I should fight. Yeah, but he said you would have it all together. I said it all together. I know.

Eddie, tell him, Tom, good work, and we're tip him. Hey, good work, my man. Good work. We're going to tip you, okay? Tip you good. Thank you so much. It's not his fault. Okay, that was my fault.

Okay, all right. All right, Willa Duber is. There it is. Amy, with the dirty prank there. That's funny. Eddie, coming back in. Hey, tip that got $20, please. You can take it in my wallet.

There you go. Will it Uber, yes. So the New England Patriots are going to their third Super Bowl in a row for the last five years. And a Patriots fan paid $180,000. For how many tickets? For eight seats on the 50-yard line. Wow. It could be Tom Brady's final game if he wins.

Listen, I love Tom Brady. I love the Patriots. I think it's so rare in our life when we get to see pure excellence. And people are like, oh, I used to, because I compared him on Twitter to Michael Jordan. Because everybody now brags if they got to see Michael Jordan. People don't love Michael Jordan when he's playing. Because he won all the time. People are like, oh, I'm so tired of Michael Jordan winning.

But now everybody brags about, oh, my member MJ. People can be doing that with Tom Brady. Like, enjoy the fact that one of the greatest ever you get to watch live. Like LeBron. Enjoy, you get to watch LeBron. Yeah. Yeah. Like Bethany Frankel, you know?

Totally. Enjoy which housewife? One of the greatest housewives ever. So anyway, $180,000 for eight seats on the 50-yard line. It's a lot. It's a lot. How do you make it into his top eight? It's like Myspace.

We don't know who it is, though, huh? No, I didn't say who it is. Whew, MySpace. I think people get that reference. Morgan number two, do you get that reference? Myspace, yeah. Because he bought eight tickets. The top eight, no, no, no, no.

Do you know what the top eight means? Yeah, it was like your top eight best friends. That was probably like the first social media I got on. Which top eight friends go where? They were like on your profile so people could see it. Yeah. Everybody could see who your top friends were and it was all the drama if you didn't choose somebody. Did you have Myspace when you were like two?

I had Myspace. I think I had it for me. maybe a year before it kind of went out. Morgan Number 2 said she went out, and she's single now. A lot of our listeners didn't know Morgan Number 2 was single. You and your boyfriend broke up. How long ago? It's been about two months now.

Maybe last week's when you told us? Yes. And so she went out, and she said that a lot of listeners were coming up to her cheering her up during the night. Oh, that's nice. Yeah, I was out, and somebody ran up to me, and they're like, guys, Morgan Number 2 is recently single. We've got to give her lots of love, and they started dancing around me, making sure I was having a good time. So it was great. Did you have fun?

I had so much fun. Were you looking for guys to come up and say what up? No, I mean, if it happened, cool. But I'm having so much fun right now just like getting back into the groove of myself. Like I was on the dance floor all night long. What happens if you run into your ex-boyfriend? Yeah. Would that be a thing at your normal spots?

Like, was that you guys' normal spots? It's definitely possible that it could happen. I'm waiting for it to happen. It will happen. And I will probably just leave. Find a new dance floor for the night. Are you looking for, when you're out, you're single now, are you expecting guys to buy you drinks?

Not while you're letting know everybody, you're single, single, single, saying it over. So free drinks, free drinks, free drinks. No, I mean, that'd be sweet. That's cool. But I can buy my own drinks. Is that a thing? Are a guy supposed to go up and just offer to buy drinks initially? Because I can tell you, I've never bought it.

Been like, hey, let me buy you a drink. The only time I've ever bought someone a drink is if we've been hanging out for a while. And it's like, hey, let me get everybody's drinks. Huh. And that's even a rare thing. because I don't drink, the drink culture is weird to me. And weird isn't I just don't understand it. I think women expect it when they're at a bar.

We don't expect it. Stop. I'm supposed to go up and be like, let me buy you a drink before I even talk to you? Is that the way to talk to someone? It's definitely a natural way to happen in a bar. That's like an easy way to go up and be like, hey, can I buy you a drink instead of like, hey, can I get your number? At least you can kind of have a little conversation.

Yeah, you got to talk to them to see if you want to even get their number. If there's someone like in a bar or restaurant or somewhere that I want to talk to, I do my thing, which is I just stare from the corner. Creeply in the dark. And pray that somehow they have to walk by me. And then when they walk by you, what? I turn my back to them and go, oh. I'm terrible.

But these days, I mean, if someone offers to buy you a drink, aren't you supposed to watch them like the whole time, make sure that they go to the bar, they get the drink, they put nothing in it, and then they bring it back to you? Well, usually you go to the bar with them. Oh, you do? Oh, okay. Yeah, the girl goes to the bar with you when you're going to buy them a drink.

They don't usually let you just go up, buy one, and bring it back to them. Yeah. Got it. Got to be careful. bought you a drink Morgan number two? I did. Have a few shots, bought for them. Come on.

Shots, plural. Is there a difference between shots and a drink? No idea, Eddie. How did, yeah, I think so, because that means they're like really trying to get you tips. I was just saying a shot means a guy

is really into a drink as you're just feeling you out. I would think the opposite. I would think a shot, you're not really into them. You just want to like, oh, get her going, get her drunk quick.

Yeah, that's what we're saying. If I were really into someone, I wouldn't get them, I wouldn't want that. want to have a conversation when they're not drunk. Because shots are more expensive than a drink. What would you prefer, Morgan, number two? Well, I'm a shot girl.

I really don't like mixed drinks, so, like, taking a shot's easier for me. I'm a shot girl. Lunchbox's favorite thing to hear from a girl. I'm a shot girl. That's what I'm talking about. Nothing wrong with that. You're back in the swing. Yeah, I'm back in the swing.

It's good. It feels good. Are guys hopping in your DMs? A little bit, yeah. It's sliding. What are they saying? I was just like, hey, can I take you out? Is it cool if a normal guy takes me out?

Like, what do you like to do? Normal. Can I take you to dinner? Do you ever say yes? No, I just stopped watching him. I had to like. There was so many. That's too many.

Wow. Come on. How about you let me go through your DMs and pick someone? Okay, you can do that. And you have to go out with them. Oh, gosh. Okay. Oh, my gosh.

Really? Yes. Yes. That's scary, Morgan, number two. Do they need a chaperone? No. Um, yeah. Or like to follow behind just to make sure nothing happens.

How awful it would be the guy you picked ends up being dirty john. Oh boy. We'll send Mike D's in the corner the whole time. Yeah, let me look at those DMs. Maybe we'll find somebody for you. Okay. But you're good. You feel like your spirits are okay right now?

I'm good. I'm having a good time right now. Are you still bummed out over the X? No, I'm at the point of, I'm ready for my life to move on, yeah. You're over him? Yeah. Not totally. I mean, breakups are hard.

How much percentage of you is over them? Like 80%. That's pretty good. Like Ross, over you. When was I under you? Remember that? Rachel? All right, cool.

It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Scott is a professional poker player and he wins an online tournament. They're like, congratulations, you win. Entry into another tournament. So he goes to this tournament and he goes, you know what? I'm all in, slides his chips to the middle of the table, he loses. He gets third place, walks away with $671,000, and he donates every single penny to charity.

Wow. Yeah, the most he'd ever won in a tournament before that was $70,000, and he donated all $671,000 to charity. Wow. Is he a super rich poker player? Even then, that's still so much. It's a lot of money. That's still so much. Wow.

Wow! is right. 671,000 of charity. Way to go, Scott. His name is Scott Wellenbach. His voice broke right there. Scott. Change.

No, that was my excitement. Scott Well, nice work, Scott. High five. There you go. That was tell me something good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby bones. Right.

I'm here you. Turn it up. You guys are insane. We're going to do this segment where I have this dog shot collar that's meant for big dogs. and everybody gets to pick their own song so I'm not forcing it on you it's not trivia you don't know and all I said was

you have one minute to sing every word right and if you don't you get shocked and so I said hey what's everybody doing what songs now I'm being shown the songs here Lunchbox what song are you doing What's Love got to do with it? Latina Turner Yeah

No chance he knows all this Now the timer will start with the first lyric Oh darn it I did long intro on purpose Yeah so long intro Got it. That wouldn't work? Why? It's called Smart.

Outsmart. And I thought about doing ABCs, but I didn't think you'd let me do that. It has to be in the system was the only rule. Producer Eddie, our video producer. What songs do you pick? Colin Baton Rouge. At all, huh? At least sir.

Dear Mama. Oh, my God. Tuvok. It's just a lot of words. Like, I know you know it. Are you counting the lyrics for what he brings in and goes, you are appreciated. That's the first lyric. Yeah, it's a lyric.

No. No. No. No, because it looks like... Now, this is in a mom a head piece 17. Save it, Amy. Okay. I'm getting warmed up.

I'm doing this one. I'm so nervous. I'm doing this one. Friends and low places. I mean, dude, if you mess this up... Okay. Well, if you messed up your guard song. We might have to kick you off the show.

I thought about doing like Amarillo by morning. But you could do whatever you want. There were no rules. The only rule was... There's one rule, I guess. The only rule was it had to be in the system. It could have been anything. Wonder how long into this Tupac song is a minute.

Who knows? I don't know either. You don't find out. I hope it only goes to the crack fiend part. Okay. Okay, so what we'll do is, let me hit this song. Do you want me to go first? Does somebody want to go first?

Do you want to draw for it? Yeah, I think that's probably the best. Will you put all four of our names down? Okay. I'll do Scotty McCreary, this is it, and then we'll sing it. Don't mess up a word. You have one minute or you get shocked with the dog caller. Okay?

Everybody good? Yep. All right, here's the game. We have a dog shot collar. We'll put it on. Whoever gets their name drawn. You have one minute. Of any song that you pick, by the way,

just to get every word right. You get to pick any song. You get to know the song. You get to pick your strength, your wheelhouse. All right, ready to go. Yeah. All four of us are doing it.

Unless only one, three of us to do it and someone gets lucky. I think that's the way to go. I think that's good. And I'm not going to draw the name then. Oh, come on. So we'll let Mike D draw the name. Mike D draw the first person that's going to play the game.

Bobby. Up first is... Oh, I thought Bobby volunteered to come back. We have lunch, Bob. Lunch, gosh, right. So put the dog shotgun on his neck. Here, I'm going to make sure it's... Hey, let me see it for a second.

Uh-oh, what? I want to make sure that... Okay, so this is the shock collar. I'm going to put it on level 10, which it always stays on. It's meant for dogs over 120 pounds. And so here's the shocking sound. The microphone, I hear it. There you go.

I heard that. That goes pulsating through your body. I got you, lunchbox. Let's get out of my bar. Lunchbox has a Chicago Cubs T-T-shirt. shirt on. Strapping on his neck. Get it on there tight.

Clip it. Lunchbox, what song have you chosen? Get out of my way. Want me tighten it? A little bit. Lunchbox. Let lunchbox tighten it first. Let lunchbox tighten it a little bit, not you.

I hold it just like this. Oh my gosh. Why are you so frazzled? What's wrong with him? Because the shockers around my neck, you freaks! Don't you dare. Tighten it a little bit. It's tight.

Not to hold it. Your hands need to be off. No, no. This is how I. I see. I don't trust him, bones. I don't either. Just tighten so you

to hold it on your own neck. No, no, no. I don't want you to choke me. We're not touching it. What? Choked? No, you're the only one. Tighten it. Just tighten it so you don't have to hold it with your hand.

There you go. Put both hands down. Is it still on your neck? It's still on my neck. Okay, here we go. Are we ready? Yep. You have one minute from the first lyric of Tina Turner.

What's Love got to do with it? No, no, no. Hold on. Go ahead. So, once I miss a word, you don't just continuously shot me, right? You have to get back on the words. If you get back on track. That's what you're so hard.

I can have a minute of shock in me. You got a couple seconds to get back on track. Okay. Like a couple seconds to get back on track. Like the next word, I mean, because you're going to be flustered. You'll have three seconds to get back on track. Oh, my gosh. Ready?

Here we go. And. Tina. Be with me right now. Action. Tina Turner. Tell me when it's about to start. When the first lyrics starts, you're on.

Right, right. But I don't know when it's going to start. Ready. Not yet. You pick the song you should know. I don't know. I don't know when it starts. Okay, lunchbox is singing Tina Turner.

If he messes up, he gets shocked. Here we go. Three, two, one. You must understand, though the touch of your hand makes my pulse react. Seven seconds in. It's the, the, boy, meeting girl, makes my pulse react. No. That's it.

That's it. Goal. La, logic. He didn't say only. Shock. Oh, stop. Go ahead. You must try to ignore that it means more than that.

Oh, what's love got to do? Got to do with it. 36 seconds. What's love but a secondhand emotion? There you go. What's love? Oh, I didn't say once. I got it.

Wait. You need a heart when a heart can be broken. 51 seconds, go. Oh, my gosh. Acting confused. I'm sorry Last shot Three

Two One There is Time He made it There he is Oh shoot A minute is long

That's long That makes me Boys and girls Yeah I did pretty solid Yeah you did There a couple times I didn't shock you

I felt bad for you I'm being honest Eddie kept looking at me Like Yeah like Why didn't shock in him But you did pretty good You're pretty good

Lunchbox I love you Tina Well come back Amy Eddie or myself will go next bathroom. Okay, go to the bathroom. Thank you. Three minutes. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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It's time to scream and yell. It's time to use the shocker on the Bobby Bones show. It's time to use the shocker. It's time to cry paint. It's time to use the shocker on the Bobby boat show So what this is is the dog shot caller And lunchbox just did it And you got to pick any song you wanted

But if you mess up a word, you get shocked Okay, so lunchbox did Tina Turner What's Love got to do with it Did a splendid job Splendid job even Yeah So Mike Dede I thought it's over

Amy has picked Tupac Dear Mama Eddie has picked Colin Baton Rouge And I pick Friends in Low Places So we can't mess up a single word Do we get shocked We ready Mike Dede I'll hold the hat.

Here we go. Are we ready, ladies and gentlemen? Yeah. Number two is... Eddie. Eddie. Oh, my God. I feel like I was born to do this.

However, yeah, go ahead. When you put a shocker on, it changes everything. So we had a dog shot collar meant for dogs over 120 pounds. Lunchbox, put down his neck tight. I will. Like he did not do with me. Well, this is an example for him later.

Yeah, remember how you were... Let me do it and then you can check it. Yes. Absolutely. Because I'm not like you. Eddie is strapping the shock collar to his neck. That's pretty good. Yeah?

Right lunch? Is it holding? Lunchbox is adjusting it? Get your head... Oh, come on. Trying to block it with the headphone cord. There goes, I feel it. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's how I had it. That's how I had it. All right, I'm ready. Okay. Whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't shock. I just heard the sound. I know I pushed the sound button to make sure that it's receiving signal.

Put your shocker into the microphone. No, no, no, no. Oh, to hear the... Yes. There it is. Okay. All right. Ready.

All right, I'm ready. You have one minute from the moment that you start with the lyrics. Come on, baby. Let's go. All right. Eddie's now doing Colin Baton Rouge. Anytime you miss the word, I'm going to shock you. Okay. All right.

I know this by heart. I've known this since the album came out. In pieces. Let's go, go. I got the shocker ready. Eddie's dancing around. Last night. Got the timer ready.

Last night. Here we go. And go. I spent last night in the arms of a girl in Louisiana. And though I met her on the highway, My thoughts are still with her What are you talking about? So strange conversation

Between a woman and an Child Such a strange situation Stopping every hundred miles Calling bad and rude Wow, what did I miss? Combination, not conversation Are you sure?

Don't argue. I'm looking at it right here. Hey, can you turn it up a little bit? Sure, there you go. A replay of last night's events wrote through my mind A son of... No, sure!

Three! Red wine! Sending up, Zah, so I change lanes. There you go. I need a cup of coffee and a couple dollars change. Call him Baton Rouge. 15 seconds. She's Louise.

Just nail the chorus. Operator wants to put me on through. I got to send my love down to Baton Rouge. Hurry up. Put her on the line. I didn't say one more time. You didn't say mocha. You didn't say it.

Time's up. I got shocked way too many times. You did it. You messed up like five words. Words that you may not even know we're wrong. Really? Yeah, that's the problem. Like calling bad words?

We think we know the words, but. Yeah. We've got lyric checkers over here. Yeah. There you go. Dang. Are you sure? What website is that?

I use the Garth Brooks website. Dude, this is terrible. I hate this. Okay, we have one more person. Amy, it's either you and me. I know. Eddie and I both picked our favorite Garth. Garth, the goat.

I wonder if Garth could put this on and sing his own songs. Probably not. Probably not. That should be a new segment when artists come in. I don't think the artists are going to like this. Do you remember when we first started this show, we were like, let's have artists do everything. And we have come in to do those shots and they squirt things, lime in their eyes. Iron Man shots.

That was awesome. Lunchbox would do this Iron Man shot. What would you do? You do the salt up the nose. Snort it. And then you shot a tequila and then you squeeze the lime in your eye and you go, Iron Man. Who did that with you? Tyler Bar.

That was awesome. Are we ready? Okay. So we have a hat. It's a B-Team hat. It has two names in it. Amy and my own. I'm not drawing.

Mike D.'s drawing the name. This is the last person. We're in the dog shock collar. It is. Oh. Man, I just got a pass. Who's checking the lyrics? I will.

All right. No. What do you mean? It's shocking. Because she will do it honestly. I don't know about it. The Spurs on the show. Okay, I'm strapping this on.

You can live stream this if you want, Morgan number two. Amy, Bobby is not your boss right now. I've never her boss. I feel like she's my boss most of the time. Well, where's the remote? Do not shock me before it's hard. Give it a test shock, Amy. Because I didn't test shock either one of you knuckleheads and it's still worked.

You're right. Okay. My neck still hurts. Blame it all on my roots. Are you sure it's blame in or blame me in? No, blame it. That one? Blame it.

All right, baby Hey, do you see the electric bolt? Yes. Do not shock me right now. I'm not going to. I'm not your boss. I will fire you. I'm just kidding.

All right. It's all my, everybody see it? It's on? We see it. Okay. I have one minute to get it. It doesn't start till. I know.

Interesting. You're putting it on your spine. You start to think you don't know the words when you put this on. That's right. All right. Ready? Here we go. Focus.

Blame it all on my eyes. roots I showed up in boots and ruined your black tie fair the last one to know the last one to show I was the last one you thought you'd see there and I saw the surprise and the fear in his eyes when I took his glass of champagne come baby he's good I toasted you said honey we may be through But you'll never hear me complain Because I got friends in low places Where the whiskey drowns and the beer

Chases my blues away I'll be okay 51 seconds baby, come on Oh, I'm not... Oh, I'm not... Sorry, sorry. What's that? What did you shot you?

You're sorry. What did you? I thought you messed up. I thought you messed up. I didn't even put you out. I thought you messed up. Amy shugged me and then started yelling, I'm sorry. Can I just say?

I'm sorry. You over a shock. I do your song. Yeah. Do your song. Do your song. Do your song. Didn't you think we thought maybe you messed up.

So I got, I just. Oh. I was like, why don't I get shocked? It was perfect. Was it because he did the, I got it. I was getting into it. Shoot.

I thought, uh. I got shocked for no, for perfection. I'm like Tom Brady. People hate me because I'm perfect. You were one hundo on that. Oh, my goodness. Sorry. This cost me having to do it.

Yes. You can't be just shocking people. There's a responsibility of being a shocker. And he trusted you. I did. He trusted you. We would have never done that. Amy goes, oh, sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Okay. Wait. Do you have the lyrics up to her song? She picked a hip-hop song. Yeah. I'm so dumb.

So dumb because I'm so nervous right now. Okay. Where is the shock button? Mike D. Will you tighten it on here? Get the shocker ready? Let's see if it works. I feel weak.

I know. You start to think maybe I don't know those words. I want to over. I'm ready. I'm ready to see this. I don't want to shock me in the front. You don't want it on your larynx. Bobby put it on his spine.

That was crazy. I want it like right here. Just hold it tight on. Okay, I'll hold it. No, not you. Let someone else hold it. I'll hold it. I'll hold it.

No, no. Okay, come over here. Come over here. Oh, you can't let you watch. All right, I'll hold it. All right. Amy's got a dog, shot collar on her neck. Okay, I got to stand.

She's going to do Tupac Dear Mama that has so many words. Oh, my earring. Ow, ow, ow, ow. Oh, she's going to shock her earring. This will be fun. It travels all over her body. Ready, Amy. Calm down.

Come on, Amy, don't mess up. It doesn't start with you. I appreciate it. It starts to start real next. No. Okay, okay, okay. Ready? Here's Amy, everybody.

When I was young, me and my mama had beef, 17 years old, kicked out on the streets. Go back. And they're talking about what? When a woman alive that could take my mama's place. Spinning from school. Scared to go home. I was a fool with the big boys breaking all the rules. And even...

No, sorry. And no. We were more than other little kids. And even though we had different daddies, the same drama when things were wrong, we blame. Mama, I reminisce all the stress I caused. It was hell. Hugging all my mama from a jail cell. And who'd think in elementary?

A, I'd see the penitentiary. One day running from the police. That's right! We got to put a weapon to my backside. And even as a crack fiend mama, you always was a black queen mama. Oh, sorry! Sorry! Trying to raise a man.

And they... Oh, sorry! Oh! Sorry. I apologize, by me. I'm sorry. All right, there you go. Amy, everybody!

Sorry. To you know my love your sweet baby. Amy, nice job. Except for the part you cheated and shocked me for no reason. I didn't mean to. I didn't. I didn't. All right, there you go. That thing scares the crap of you.

I'm glad it's over. Coming up tomorrow. I have to go back to my doctor today. Some follow-ups on some blood work that didn't come back with any answers last time. And so what's cool is I go to my doctor and he's a general care doctor. and so it's the first time I'd been to them but there's like this computer portal they call it where you sign in

and they're able to send you all the info that you need through your login I sent a message back and I was like hey when can I come back in he's like got you it was all through this online and not only that and I put it on my instant story if you go over because my name is Mr. Bobby Bones and they actually tell you everything

that you've been diagnosed with and so and if you look at my instance story I think it's the last one I have up right now. Let me find it. Because I did 10 questions. Okay, here you go. It's called a my health thing. And here are the things that I've been diagnosed with.

And I just show you because I know that if I'm going through this stuff, other people are too. So I'm not embarrassed about it. One, post-traumatic stress disorder. That's on there. Generalized anxiety disorder, which I talk about. And then insomnia. And it has the whole thing. It's pretty cool.

How does it know? Well, because the doctors diagnose me with it. So it's in the system. Oh, they have a university. soul system. I don't know how it works exactly. I don't know how TV works. I don't know how radio works. I don't know how the internet works. I don't know how anything works. Who cares but I like it? I know. I'm just curious. Go to my story. You'll be able to see it. Okay. Wait, is you having insomnia? Oh, I never sleep. I can't sleep. Man. That's hard

dude. Last night I was trying to fall asleep and I was like, I'll just put on a podcast. And so I started to listen to Dirty John. Well, you can't listen to someone that's like interesting. Well, I didn't know. Well, usually I try to, I would go to sit watching the office. Right. Or I listen to Coleplay. playlist, but then that's burnt now because I list it a hundred times. It's kind of over. So I was listening Dirty John, and it started to get scary. And then I turned it off and I was like, now what do I do?

So I turned the office back on. Yeah. Here's the weird thing about Netflix, too. Is that if I'm watching it in the daytime, every episode it comes up, are you still watching? And I have to go, yes, I'm still watching. But at night, I'll turn something on. It'll run like a whole season without stopping me. And I wake up, be like, wait, a whole season just went by? Why does it do that? I don't know.

I watched the Firefest documentaries this weekend. there were two of them. And so there's a big festival that was, they couldn't get up in time. The guy's going to jail. He's in jail for it for putting it on. So I would recommend if you have Hulu to watch that one first. Yeah, because there's two versions.

It's a little more like the nuts and bolts of it, the standard behind it. Okay. And the guys who did the Netflix one are also in trouble. They're part of the trouble. And they didn't acknowledge that in the Netflix one they did. Oh. Because they're the ones who did it.

They're the ones who did the documentary. They're both fantastic. I think the Netflix one's a little, better, but the guys who worked for F. Jerry are in trouble for continuing to promote it even though they knew that there's a lawsuit against them. Interesting.

It says in the Hulu one. So they made the second one, and they're like, oh, we're, we have nothing to do with this. But they're good. They rob people out of so much money. So it's a festival that they planned, but never happened. It tried to happen. Kind of happened.

They got the people. Oh, you don't know anything about it? I have no idea. You don't remember when the news happened? It's all over the news? Mm-mm. Oh, it's fantastic. If you don't have Hulu, do you have Hulu? I have Hulu. I've had Hulu since like.

I'll take it from Amy. But know that the guys who made the Netflix one are involved in the actual festival. Right. So it's important to watch the second one. And they kind of kept themselves out of it for being in trouble. But it was fan. I watched them both. They were really good.

And I normally won't watch something for three hours, but I watch them both. Well, and J-Rul is involved. How is he not in trouble? Because most people think he was just brought on as a celebrity. head, like the face of it, even though he probably was more than that. But yeah, you'll see it. Oh, it's so good. I saw the Netflix one, and it was like, wow, mind-blowing.

F-Y-R-E Fire Fest documentary. Kendall Jenner, they paid her $250,000 for one Instagram post about the festival, and within 48 hours, they had sold like 95% of their 6,000 tickets. Her post has since been deleted because people believe that she and Kanye would be there because she did a market hashtag ad, which was the big first step in. now you have to do your profiles with hashtag ad at some point in it so people don't think that you're just going and like taking a part in it without being paid one of, Amy, listen to this, one of the pilots and chief technicians of the festival

learned how to fly using the Microsoft flight simulator. Like that's where he took all his lessons. And he learned how to do tricks. So he'd get up in an airplane and try the tricks out that he'd learned on the Microsoft. And he was like, I learned how to do this on Microsoft flight. He's flying a little plane back and forth. Yeah. Is that crazy?

Did it take the people? Mm-hmm. Do you have a real pilot license? Uh-huh. Okay. The original location planned for the event was an island once owned by Pablo Escobar, and they said, hey, you can't publicize that, and he did anyway. So then they shut the island down, he had to go to a different place.

And they acted like it was an island for the next one, but it wasn't. It was just the bottom. Oh, the whole documentary is nice. It was crazy. They photoshopped out the rest of the island to it, made it look like it was an island by itself, and it was really not, there was another community all around it. They were so short on money to do this festival, is they were like, hey, we're not taking any money here.

You have to put it all on your bracelet. Because some festivals do that where it's like a digital bracelet. But what they would do is people would put it on their bracelet, and they would just take the money and spend it back to try to get the festival going. So it was always like, they say Rob Peter to pay Paul. Yeah. Yeah. And then the guy that's in jail, Billy McFarland, who did the whole festival,

he convinced one employee to put $150,000 of fire expenses on his American Express card on the employees card. And then he, so that dude got screwed. Okay. And then one Bahamian woman who served as an on-site organizer had to pay $50,000 of her own money to the people cooking and their staff because she wasn't going to let all of them eat the money. And she was like, I had to pay my savings to pay all the workers. So they just, okay, I guess I'll watch it and find out. But did the guy just really, really, really want to put on a festival and just didn't manage it properly? Or he wanted to swindle money out of people?

I think he wanted to put the festival on. I do think that. But the problem is once he learned he couldn't do it, he kept going. Okay. What do you say that's it? Yeah, but I feel like his other business ventures were swindles also, so I think he was just a swindler. I think he was definitely a swindler. Yeah.

But I do think he wanted to put the festival on. Because you're going to watch it, and there's a part, you're like, okay, he gets, there's trial, and then something happens, you're like, this dude's just an idiot. He's definitely an idiot. Okay. People were like, don't do it. And he kept going. And he just kept going, kept going. It's a fire festival documentary on Netflix.

It's good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's know. We're transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bolls show. That's right. We gave Morgan number two the homework of watching Dumb and Dumber.

Because you've never seen it in your 25. We were like, what? You never seen Dumb and Dumber? And then I selfishly wondered if it would still hold up. Because it's hilarious. Yeah. It's so awkward. It's so funny.

So you watch Dumb and Dumber. Yeah. What day did you watch it? I watched it on. Sunday. And did you have the perfect environment though? Like did you turn everything off? Oh yeah. I was just watching it. Yeah? Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Okay, so you watched it. Did you want to like it? What'd you watch? You download it? What'd you do? Walk me through it. I rented it on YouTube. That was the only place I could find it.

You read it on YouTube? Oh. Yeah. Only place it was. I really wanted to like it. Oh, come on. Come on. Come on. Go ahead. It was funny and I laughed. I was just sitting there cringing the whole time. I was like, this is so uncomfortably awkward. I'm not a good awkward person. That's probably why I didn't like the movie because I was like,

ooh, these situations are awful. This is terrible. But I did laugh. I love Jeff Daniels, so watching him in that role with Jim Carrey was very entertaining because normally he's really serious. But overall, I'd probably give it like a B. That's pretty good. Yeah, that's terrible.

That long ago, for a 25-year-old to give it a beat, that's pretty good. But you don't like the awkward, huh? No, I mean, I was just cringing. Like, you know how, like, you watch a scary movie and kind of cover up with a jacket? That's kind of what I was doing, like, oh, what's about to happen next? What are they going to do? Oh, don't do that. That happens.

So you're saying there's a chance. Yes. What part of it did you think was really awkward? I mean, just them on the road trip. And then when they were getting ready for, like, the ball, I guess you could say, the way they were acting. And I was just like, they did not just do that. When he had the ketchup on his neck, I was like, why did that just happen? Where did that come from?

Well, you give it a beat. I'm okay with that. I loved it. I love awkward, though. Do you watch The Office? Yeah, I like The Office. Do you like Scott's Tots episode? Yes.

Because that's the one most people hate, because it's so awkward. I do. Maybe it's just because that's a little bit more modern this. I could feel like this was an old movie. That part of it too is, I was just like, this is a little old reference for me. So sometimes I was like, yeah, that. It's not funny anymore. Do you like the dinner party episode of The Office?

No, I didn't like that one. Oh, you did it? No. Why? I don't know. Yes, I just don't do good in real life awkward situations. So when it's happening, when I feel like I know the people on TV, I'm like, please don't do that. Why did you have to do that?

And I just want to save them. I want to make them feel better. Do you guys know the dinner party episode? Refreshment memory. So many things. So they have a dinner party at Michael, Scott, Steve Krell, and Jan's place. and in the episode you find out that he doesn't sleep in the bed he sleeps on the bottom of the foot of the bed

that whenever they get there and she's like okay the fish takes three hours and they have she didn't even started the fish yet there's so many uh the TV Michael Scott's like proud of his TV and he's like this is it and it's like a tiny tiny tiny thing that he mounted at Jan only let them mount up it's a really good one and then Dwight shows up and it's like couples only

so he brings like this old lady who was a babysitter back in the day I love it. It's awkward all the way through Okay, well, thank you, Morgan, number two, for your review. There you go. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Here's Amy's pile of stories. So exercise snacking is a thing. Have you heard of it? heard of it. I love it. So what do you think it is? If I say the exercise snacking? I have a snack during exercise. It may even feel better. I know. When I read the headline, that's kind of what I thought. And I was like, amazing. I could eat an apple while I work out or do whatever.

But no, you're not eating while working out. It refers to doing several little workouts throughout the day, just like you would snack. Oh. But doing workouts. Sweaty. You get sweaty all the time. No. They're saying it's just as effective if you just take it and do a quick burst. Like, it's not enough to, like, make you all sweating gross. But it's just saving you from like, don't feel like you have.

to wake up at 5 a.m. and go to the gym for like an hour when you could break it up some days and just have little workout snacks. You know, I was doing yoga on maybe Sunday, and I'm in the class, and someone farts pretty loud, right? It was loud enough to where people heard it, and I start laughing. And as I start laughing, because I laughed, people thought it was me. Oh, yeah. Because it was like this. It went, and I went like that, right? Because I heard it. It was loud. And I'm still juvenile when it comes to that stuff. So I start laughing. Well, then everybody thinks it's me. And instead of going, it wasn't me, guys, I just took one.

Because I know that person, they didn't want to be looked at as a farter. So I was like, and I tweeted this, mystery farter, I got you. It's nice of you. Yeah, I took it. But I for sure heard it, and I laughed. Out loud. And then every hot girl in there is just like he farted. We were doing, nobody wants to talk to me in yoga class.

Anyways. Yeah, it's not a thing where it's, I mean, who cares. We're doing half moon. You know what half moon is? It's where you're. Who's that? You're standing straight. your arms are in the air and you bend to the left or to the right oh like a moon and we go over

to the moon right you no that person i'm not even sure who it was i think i know it was but do the sound i'll do my do me i'm not doing the sound okay lunchbox do the sound a little light one that's why i went like that way but it wasn't you i know i know i know okay amy what else you got over there so did you know ice ice baby wasn't supposed to be vanilla ice's first single only single no he's had more than that he had played that funky music white boy. He had Ninja Rap from the Ninja Turtle. Oh, right. He had... Okay, well, that leads to...

So Ice Ice Baby was on the B side of Play That Funky Music. People didn't really like that song, so DJs would just flip the tape, and then Ice Ice is what played, and that ended up becoming a hit. Yeah, but he had his own play that funky music. This is not... This is the old version. Like, Vanilla Ice had played that funky music himself. Yeah.

I remember that. Don't worry. Boys! Yeah. Play that funky music, White Boy! Yeah. I was an Ither. Oh, were you?

Sorry. I was a hammer got myself. I was definitely hammer first. Okay, because it was cut. I had the tape with hammer on one side and vanilla ice on the back side. There was a tape like that? Yeah, they did. It was like the biggest hits from both of them.

Dang. Yeah. I knew all that. You could have put me on Shocker Challenge earlier. And do all the ice? I probably could have done NC Hammer. You can't touch this. Probably could have done prey.

Probably could have done many of those hammers. We'll do that. Nope. No, thank you. Tomorrow. Amy, what else? Okay, so there's a new app called Decoder, like a game app. And apparently,

it boosts your concentration so much like as if you're taking riddlin or something. So if you're someone that has ADD or ADHD and you don't want to take drugs, they say you can download this on your iPhone and play the game. Again, it's called decoder. And they did this whole research study

that people that did decoder before they had to go in and take a test were able to concentrate and focus on the test way more so than if they had not played the game. Was this study put out by the people who made the app? No. Are you sure? Researchers at the University of Cambridge

in England. I don't think they made the app. But I don't know. It sounded interesting to me. I think I matched with a prostitute on this dating app that I'm on. They don't tell you as a prostitute. But I think it was a... Because it's this app, whatever.

And I write, we match, right? And I say, hey, what up? I'd say hello because you have to say something, right? And then she says, hey, Bobby, welcome to L.A. Let's say that in person. And they do a wavy hand. Listen to this. Tell me what you think this is a prostitute or not.

Go ahead. She goes, when will you be in town? And this was in Los Angeles And I was there And I said, hey, I'm here for work But she says, how's L.A. treating you? I'm good working a bit now. There's no plans for tonight yet.

Take my number. I do not open this app off and let me know Then puts her number down. Hmm. How do we feel? That was pretty quick. That sounds like a sting operation. Yeah.

They're getting you, dude. That's quick. No one ever wants to meet me that quick. That is really quick. L.A., they move faster. This started at like noon by 2.45, it was like, let's say it in person. Here's my number. Let's get together tonight.

Yeah, that's someone that's wanting to meet up with you. It sounds like something overseas. Well, it, okay. It says she's from Italy. That looks like a fake pick. Well, it's, I don't know what it is. I mean, that's a little too professional on a picture. Well, all the pictures are professional.

I mean, pretty much. Here, watch. Check this out. This app, what you do is you load it up, and then it just rolls through them. See, she is pretty, though. Yeah, I mean, I think that you're going to get. taken for a ride. I just think she doesn't know English that. Well, honestly, she looks like she's from another country.

I did say, yeah, so. Do you think it was positive? Yeah, I mean, maybe it was a little bit broken English, and that's how they typed there. But it was quick. Yeah. Would anyone want to meet me that quick? No. Look at me.

No, wow, easy. Hold your horses over there. Speedy Gonzalez. Well, I feel like she was in and out of Wi-Fi, so she was just sending it real quick. Boom, she had to fly. There you go. There's your message. No, she said, I'm not on this app that often.

But it was like 10 minutes after ride. I've done it. Well, okay. Yeah. They're just trying to see who can bite. Just throwing out an net. They're like, let's see who replies and who we can start texting with and then ask them for $10,000.

I don't think it's a prostitute. I think it's a... Oh, scamer. Scammer. All right. There we have, folks. Scammed again. Thank you very much.

All right, Amy, is that your pile? Oh, yes. I'm Amy. That's my file. That's it. That was Amy's Pile of Stories. The Bobby Bone Show. Hey, thanks for hanging out with us. Let me encourage you to go back and listen to the show.

if you missed any of it. You know, it does start like five hours ago. So if you're at work, just search Bobby Bone Show on demand, wherever you listen to your podcasts, and you can hear it. Amy, what's going on today? Just the usual. Picking up kids, hanging out. No tutoring today, so I got to find some sort of activity.

Well, what do you mean? Well, normally tutoring takes up another two hours. What I mean is school's only three and a half hours now that they're doing homeschool. So we have to fill the day with stuff. And I guess because we came off a really exciting weekend and we were so busy, I haven't really planned ahead of what's going to happen today. Can you just nap them?

They don't take naps. My daughter's almost 12. And then he's eight. Like, they don't nap. I wish they did. I guess there's a whole period between 6 and 36 when you don't need naps. Yeah. Like, if I were to tell them to nap, they would probably laugh at me.

My son's probably going to ride his scooter. But anyway, I don't know. I got to get these kids enrolled in dance. Maybe that's what we'll go do today. And dance. Yeah. Daughter wants to do ballet. Son wants to do like hip hop.

I don't know. There's a dance studio right by my house. I went by the other day, but they were closed. So maybe that's what we'll go do today is see if we can get them in. Lucky for you. You know a dance champion. I know. I can teach them all the different styles.

Well, how much do you charge? Oh, probably too much for you. I'm going to need you to at least occupy them for, I don't know, two hours a day. That's a lot. Lunchbox, what are you doing today, bud? Oh, man. Catch up on nap time because I got in late last night. So today is going to be good two-hour nap.

You know, and what about you? Let me guess. Working, working, working. I have to go to the doctor today again. Oh, no. Why? Oh, no. On my blood work.

Oh, I thought that he said everything was fine. Everything that they did was fine, but they still can't fix me. So I got to go back in for some more tests. I don't even know what that means. And they take so much blood that I'm afraid to work out. I'll go to yoga right after it because I want to pass out. True. So we'll see how it goes.

I need to work out. I have to go to Hawaii for work for a couple days. Well, do you think you're going to swim? I don't know, but I feel kind of fat right now. Oh, my, you're not. I do, my belly's like, bleh. You're not. So I need to work out.

I'm not even going to do anything fun in Hawaii. I'm going for American Idol, and I fly there, and we work for two days, and I fly right back. But I don't want to be bleh, and I get there. Yeah. You know? So, I don't know. That's what I have to do today. Hey, thanks for hanging out.

We'll see you tomorrow. Anything you want to say, Amy? No, I hope everybody has a great day. There you have it. All right, we'll see tomorrow. Bye, everybody. Bobby Bones. The Bobby Bones.

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