The Bobby Bones Show - Labor Day Special - Lunchbox Prank Calls

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

Today we’re playing back all of Lunchbox’s prank calls from this year. Some that aired on the show and a few that have never been heard before! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's Lunchbox. Happy Labor Day. You're wondering how long that was going to go on, but I got great news for you. Listen, my prank calls. I think they're hilarious. We've been playing them. You want to hear them back. Oh, I missed that one.

When did that air? Well, good news. This podcast is all about my prank calls. All the ones that made you laugh on air and even the ones that made me laugh but weren't good enough to make the air. They're all going to be played right now. So sit back, relax. Get ready to laugh. It's Labor Day.

And it's Lunchbox with prank calls. And here's the first one where Johnny Cash's family estate was on sale. So I called to buy the Johnny Cash house. Well, it's really his parents' house. But yeah, I called to buy the house because I'm a millionaire and I want to buy it. Hello. Jason Gible here, businessman making business deals trying to get that money. And I was calling, I was trying to get some information on one of the houses you have listed.

How are you doing today? Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful. You know what I mean? I was looking on the internet and I found this house on is that how you say it? Mm-hmm.

Could you give me a little more information on that house? Well, it was Johnny Cash's family's property. Wait, wait, like Johnny Cash, the guy that played the guitar? Uh-huh. Woo! That's pretty cool. The guy that played the guitar. That's what he's known for.

My favorite part of this, though, is lunchbox. He starts at the call when he should go, hi, how's it going? But I said, he's like, I want to buy a house. And he gets to go and say, hey, how's it going today? It's just like a random order of just saying things to her. Okay, so it's Johnny Cash's family house. You act like that she told you about it. Yeah, she does.

All right. So did Johnny Cash ever have dinner over there? Yeah. I mean, his family lived there. He owned the house across the street that burned down. Oh, my. Did he write any of his hit in that house? Did he like, you know, come up with the music because he was sitting there going,

sitting on the couch and I could be like, oh my gosh, Johnny Cash wrote his song right here. Yeah. What song? did he write in that house? I'm not really sure. It was part of his American series. Do you know any Johnny Cash songs? Yeah, the Folsom County

Blues. Oh my God. Not even the song. Go ahead. Yeah, when he sings in the jail. Yeah, well, it's a county jail. Okay. No. All right. And then I know the one Ring of Fire. Okay, good. Yeah. If I paid you like 800 cash, would you take it? I'm starting to think that you're not really a serious

buyer. Ma'am, I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. I am very serious. Do you have an agent you're working with that can show it to you? Oh, I have an agent. Yeah, I mean, my agent, you know, like gets me trying to get me in movies, trying to get me on Survivor, things like that. Do I need a, do I need a different type of agent? You need a real estate agent. Oh, well, aren't you a real estate agent? You can help me out. Are you approved for that amount of money? Oh, yeah. I mean, I got straight cash. Really? Yeah, I mean, I'm a businessman. I make deals all the day. I mean, I don't like the nickel and dime,

you know, I don't have time for all that. So, but I would need for you to email me your bank statement. Whoa, you want access to my bank account before I even see it? Hey, I've got to go. My favorite thing is he just starts throwing out cliches when he doesn't know what to say. He's like, I don't nickel and dime. I don't got time for that. I'm a businessman trying to make that money.

It's like he's saying that so he can think of something else to say. He's just slamming cliches. You know, reach for the stars, keep feet on the ground, you know? Don't give a hoot. Don't pollute. So dumb. All right, but we didn't get a house, huh? No, we didn't get a house. We didn't get to go see it. I like how you just thrown there. You don't want a nickel and dime.

You're talking about almost a million dollars. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox prank call special. I called Dairy Queen because they have a new Animal Cracker Blizzard, but I called them up acting like I thought it was real animals. And I wanted to know what animals were in the blizzard. Okay, here we go. Yes, sir. How you doing?

I'm doing yourself. I'm doing wonderful. I just got a question. I looked online and I saw you have an animal blizzard, and I want to know what animals were eating. Well, it says it's an animal blizzard, so I got to eat something. If I'm getting the animal blizzard, there's got to be some kind of animal in there. No, it's a frosted animal cookie dog, cookie blizzard.

The frosted animal. So you have frosted animals, so did you frost like a polar bear, a lion, tiger? What did we frost? I have no idea, sir. I mean, I'm just worried because my neighbor's dog went missing. I mean, I just want to make sure it's not in that blizzard. All right, well, thank you so much, ma'am. Funny, neighbor's dog line.

All right, you call it one more? Yeah, call another one. Yes, ma'am, I'm calling because I've read online that you now have animal blizzards, and I'm trying to figure out exactly what animals you're using in those blizzards. We have an animal cracker cookie blizzard, actually. Yeah, I mean, I am very opposed to, like, eating dog or cat. Like, I love cow, I love donkey. And so I want to make sure that cows and don't get any dogs or cats.

Um, yeah, it's not making the crackers in there. So what animals did you chop up to make the crackers? I don't prepare them, so I wouldn't know. Oh. But I can ask my manager for you. Oh, no. Thank you very. That would make me feel more comfortable.

We got the manager coming on? Yep. All right, here she is. Hello, this is. Uh, yes, ma'am. How you doing? I'm calling because I saw. saw online that you have an animal blizzard, and I'm just trying to figure out exactly what

animals I would be eating when I get that blizzard. Yeah, you're going to have some deer in there, some land, and then there's going to be a specialty of some pigs. Okay, all right. That sounds kind of delicious. Now, do you have any, like, other animals, like any delicacies, like squirrel or anything that I could request for extra? Of course.

You can request anything. You can request squirrel. You can request ferret. We also do... I'm trying to think of it. Oh, skunk. It has a nice... Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, you lost me at skunk. Alligator, what about lions, tigers, anything like that?

For shock. Okay, cool. Thank you so much. All right, you have a great rest of your day. See you soon. Get that ready. She's the manager. That's why she's the manager. She's awesome. That's funny. All right. Nice job, lunchbox. The Bobby Bones show.

Munchbox prank call special. Okay, here we go. Here's lunchbox calling Black Time Moving. Gary LaVox from Rascal Flats' company using Rascal Flats references. Black time moving. Jason Gible here. I'm just trying to let you know I'm moving. I need to hire you guys.

We can definitely help you out with that. Yeah, I'm moving on from this town. Maybe moving to Mayberry. I'm moving to ice cold cherry coat, you know, where everything's black and white. Yes, sir. Have you filled something out on our website or are you just calling us for the first time? I'm just calling you for the first time.

You know, I'm getting divorced because I'm all about fast cars and freedom and my wife was not having it. Got it. You know, and like, I mean, life's a highway, so you just got to, you know, keep moving on, you know what I mean? Are you talking about Gary LaVox? No, no, I'm saying, like, I'm getting divorced. And so, you know, like, life's a highway. You just got to keep going.

I thought you're making a Gary LaVox joke on there. Yeah, you know, and my wish is for you guys to do that heavy lifting. Because, like, what hurts the most is when you drop it on your toe. All right. This much I know is true that God bless the broken road. road that led me straight to you. Yes, he did. You're just giving us a bunch of Rascal Flats quotes. Oh, no. Who's Rascal Flats?

You're quoting a lot of Rascal Flats references. I mean, that's what I assumed. Oh, no, this is just how I've been talking my whole life. Oh, gosh, can I help you out with something? Can I, I, I mean, I just, I don't know. This poor guy. Just trying to do his job. That's funny. You're listening to the Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special.

Yesterday they were beating lunchbox up pretty bad for calling the cops on the people that are having the house party in the neighborhood. So you decided to call the internet. Yeah, I wanted to get a hold of the internet to see if they could scrub all the Karen comments. Everybody calling me Karen this, Karen that, your stupid Karen. I didn't even think about him being a Karen. And I was like, man, I'm not a Karen. I want those comments gone. I figure I'll call the internet and see if they can get rid of caring for me.

So he called the internet. What's the internet? How do you call the internet? Well, the only thing I could find, I called AOL because I figure they have access to the internet and that they could take care of it for me. All right, I haven't heard this yet. He called his Jason Gible to scrub the negative comments. Here we go. Hi, thanks for calling AOL.

Hi, thank you for calling AOL. This is fucking you have your first and last meme. Yeah, it's Jason Gibble. How you doing, man? I'm good. Thank you for asking. Yeah, what I'm calling about is I was trying to get a hold of the internet, and I feel like you guys are kind of good friends with the internet

because some people have been calling me Karen online, and I was hoping you could take that off. Oh, what do you mean with that? There was someone having a graduation party in my neighborhood, and I called the cops, and now people are saying, I'm a Karen, and I want you to take that off the internet. I don't want them to call me Karen. Oh, we do apologize for that, but we don't have access to do that.

America Online is, like, you guys are like best friends with, The internet, right? Actually, right now, what we can provide is regarding with your AOL email account. Well, if you can't get rid of them calling me Karen, right? Okay, they're calling me Karen and I'll just deal with that. What about, you know, like I look online and it says that my network, like when you type in Jason Gible net worth, it says I'm worth $300,000. I'm worth $2 billion.

Like, people think I'm poor, but I'm super rich. May I know your email account? Yeah, Jason Gible, 69 at AOL.O.L. com. Can you please pause slowly? J.

A. Yes. S. Oh. Why are you doing that? Okay. Which, by the way, Jason Gubble's not even a real person.

There's no net worth of Jason Gubble up, is there? No. He's made that up. All right. Okay. That's funny that you're now a Karen. Lunchbox is the Karen of our show. Oh, that hurt.

hurts. I don't want to be known as Karen. Don't do Karen things. Won't be called a Karen. Right, Amy? That's right. Don't talk to a Karen. We'll be no Karen. All right. It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox. Prank Call Special. I tried to get my birthday party booked at a chick-fil-A on a Sunday because, you know, they're closed on Sunday, but I'm a really rich businessman, so will they open it for me if I pay him extra?

All right, here we go. Hey, it's Jason Gibble. Businessman making business deal trying to get that money. are you today. Good. How are you? I'm doing wonderful. I was calling because I want to have my birthday party at Chick-fil-A. The date is Sunday, October 25th. All right. Unfortunately, sir, I don't think that's going to be able to happen just because we are closed on Sundays. Oh, but you don't know. I'm the businessman making business deals trying to get that money. I am super rich and I am willing to pay a fee to have you open it on the Sunday. I'm sorry, sir. Unfortunately, we're not going to be able to open on the Sunday for your birthday party. I do apologize about that.

Oh, did you give up? Oh, no, I didn't give up. I'm not going to give up. All right, here we go. I will give you $25,000 in cash. I'll bring it in a duffel bag because I'm rich and I've been wanting to do this since I was a kid and now that I'm a multimillionaire, I can do things like this. I can offer you $25,000. You bring the key, you open it up and we have Chick-fil-A on a Sunday for my birthday, October 25th.

Yeah, I do apologize about that, sir, but I'm still going to have to say no. Okay, okay. drive a tough bargain, I'll give you $50,000. Money means nothing to me. All right, sir, I'm going to have to go. I hope you have a wonderful. No, no, ma'am, ma'am. This is my dream for my birthday on October 25th. I'm so sorry, sir. No, ma'am, ma'am.

No, ma'am, ma'am. Oh, there she goes. My favorite thing about when lunchbox tries to talk money with people is how he constantly has to tell them he's rich. Like, he just has to say it. I'm rich. I'm rich. where nobody actually is rich ever has to say they're rich. Well, yeah, because when you see someone that's rich,

you can see their nice car, their big house, but she can't see that over the phone, so she has to know that I'm not joking about me being rich. Would you think, though, if you called and actually did offer this kind of money they would open up? Man, I don't even think she was the man. I mean, I'm thinking a low-level employee would be like, you know what?

I think I can get the key for $25,000. Like, I think you could probably get in, right? I thought of the right person. Yeah, but that one, she wasn't having it. She was loyal to the brand. Hello? It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special.

Here's one of the ones that didn't make the cut. It's called company slogans where I called and said, hey, I bought a Red Bull, but it didn't give me wings. Thank you for calling for a shit. I can help you. Oh, yeah, man. What's up? Jason Gibble, business man, making business deals trying to get that money.

And I was in there earlier, and I bought a Red Bull, right? And it said, if you drink Red Bull, it'll give you wings. Well, I drank the Red Bull and I didn't get wings. Okay. So do I get a refund because I didn't get wings? You should probably call Red Bull for that. No, I bought it from your store, though, and I'm sitting in traffic and I was like, man, I would love to fly, so I drank the Red Bull? No wings.

Oh, okay. You should call Red Bull for this? I know you bought it from here, but you should still call Red Bull for that because that's their propaganda, not us. Yeah, but you know, you've heard, have you ever tried to get wings from drinking a Red Bull? Nope. Well, I mean, don't try it because it's not going to work. Yeah. Yeah, I don't think so.

Was I supposed to get the wings at the store? Yeah, no. It says, it will give you wings so you don't sell the wings and I drank it and I didn't get the wings. So how do I get the wings? All right. Give me a moment and let me see if somebody can help you out, okay? Hello, sir. Yes, sir.

I'm sorry. And you said you want a refund? Yeah, I would like get a refund because I didn't get wings. I could try transferring you over to the big loss. You could tell them this. I don't know if you want to tell them this, but you can. I'm just confused on where I'm supposed to get the wings. At what point?

Like when I check out at the grocery store, when I drink it. I don't. Unfortunately, I think it's just a marketing thing that they do. I don't think you actually get the wings. Yeah, I mean, do I, like I've drinking half. Do I need to drink the other half? I don't know. I couldn't tell you if you would get the whole of it or not.

Okay, man. All right, but I'm just telling you, don't go get a Red Bull right now if you want wings. If you want to fly home and beat traffic, it's not going to work. Thanks for the advice. I appreciate that. All right. Bye. You're listening to the Bobby Bones Show.

Lunchbox prank call special. I called Fireworks Stans, 4th of July coming up. I figured buy some fireworks and I named all the fireworks after members on the show. So you would ask them for, like, you know, Bobby's whistling Bobby Rockets and things like that. Eddie's Silent But Deadlies? Okay. Here we go. Fireworks. Listen, I know 4th of July coming up and I'm trying to get some fireworks.

And I was wondering if you carry any whistling Bobby Rockets. Yeah, we got them. There are 15 bucks for a growth. 17 bucks for a tri-wistle rocket. What about Eddie's Silent but Deadlies? One second. What is it, sir? Silent but Deadly.

Eddie's Silent but Deadlies. I don't know what it is, sir. Okay. You're talking about a certain brand item. I don't know what it is. familiar with it. Okay. What about Morgan number two's whiskers? I'm hanging up now, sir. No, no, no, no, sir.

I don't have that stuff. We have rockets, sky rockets, sky rockets, missiles, artillery, Roman candles. We're fully stocked. You're asking about another company's branded items. I don't know what a whisker does. Okay, what about lunchbox purple nerples? All right, here he calls.

This is a different guy or something? Oh yeah, different fireworks then. I came up with different names. Those weren't good enough. All right. You with? Oh, yeah, I was just call to see if you got any Bobby's bone crushers. What can I help you with, man? No, I'm trying to get the Bobby Bone Crusher Firework. You know, it's like the biggest and baddest one of them all. When we open on June 24th.

Oh, do you have Amy's clumsy caterpillars? You know what I mean? They just kind of wander around and, you know, you're like, oh, is this ever going to go? It goes on and on and on. You're like, can it end? Why did I like this firework? Hey, I'm super busy and the calls blocked. Anything I can help you with, sir.

Do you have L.B.'s loudmouth fountain? No, I don't. I mean, he's just like the loudest, boom, when you light it. Boom! It's like the loudest one of the bunch. The Amy's clumsy caterpillar is pretty funny. He just keeps going and going and going and going. And you start to go, why did I even light this?

That's funny. Hilarious. Okay, this is, you call him back? No, no, he's still going. Oh, okay. What about Eddie's balding eagles? Oh. Like, it is so awesome.

It'll take your hair right off. Oh, okay. Anything else. What about Ray's wedding whistles? don't have Ray's wedding whiffithful either Oh my gosh Like it takes you know Very long delight

And you're like oh it's gonna be something awesome And it gets drug out Like like you know Like you've been waiting for this wedding forever And this firework you want it to pop And it just takes forever to get here Don't have that one either sir Anything else?

Man you need to look into that Bobby Bone Crusher though Bobby Bone Crusher Bobby Bones Crusher It's like it's like the one that you know You think oh all these other fireworks are cool and you have a great idea by lighting fireworks, and then you light the bone crusher, and it's like, the king dingling.

It's just a way for lunchbox to roast everybody. I got to go back. Eddie's balding eagles. That's hilarious. What is it? Takes your hair right out. Oh, man, take your hair right off. Ray's wedding whistles, it takes very long to light.

You know, it gets way drug out. That's funny. All right, nice job, lunchbox. The Bobby Bones show. Here is lunchbox. You called a hotel and said what? I wanted to confess that I stayed there and I took soap and shampoo without paying for it. Tell me I help you. How are you doing today, ma'am? I had a question for you.

Yeah, how can I help? I stayed there last week and I have a confession to make and I feel really, really bad, but I took extra soap and shampoo that I didn't pay for. Like I didn't use it. It's okay. It's not a big deal. I mean, I need to, like, I went and did confessional and everything, and I feel like I need to pay you guys for it. And I just need to know how much I need to send. No, that's always complimentary, darling.

It's okay. It's perfectly fine. No, it's been all week. I've just been beating myself up. Like, I was like, no, darling, don't have to beat yourself up with that. It's okay. I'm so sorry. You know, it's okay.

I mean, if you just give me your VINMO, I can, I can VINMO you. I mean, I don't want you. No, you're fine. No, you don't have to do all that. And you're not going to ban me from the hotel for taking shampoo? Oh, of course not. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. We're not going to ban you just for that.

Yeah, one of the towels ended up in my bag. Oh, it's okay. It happens all the time. The reason why we buy more. We always buy more. There's always extra. You're okay. Okay, okay.

I'm not going to get arrested or anything. No, you're not going to do all that. It's okay. You don't have to worry. Okay, I'm sorry. It's been about it. I've been thinking about it all week. It's okay.

Your mind can be at ease now, okay? Relax. Everything's going to be fine. This is the kind of a hotel worker I've ever. Wow, she's so nice. Yeah. I'm shocked she didn't like ever waver. Or hang up.

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I guess you call them massage parlors. And I wanted to book my mom a massage. But the real thing is I really wanted to book a room so I could give my mom a massage. That's weird. All right. Here we go. Great day at the spot. How can I help you?

Yes, ma'am. I was trying to get my mom a massage. Okay. When would she like to come in? Around 5 p.m. That's when we're both off work. Have you guys been here before? No, we haven't.

Like, how long, like, what, how long is the massage? 60 minutes. Ooh, 60 minutes. I don't know. I mean, we could, we would only need the table in the room for like maybe 45 because my hands, I don't know if I can do an hour massage anymore. Say that, so you both are looking to get massages? No, no, no. I want to give my mom a massage.

No, no, we do not allow that in a building. No, no, no, I'll pay for it, but I mean. We cannot allow that. It's completely against policy. But my mom's been working hard. and I just want to get in there and, you know, like... I'm sorry, we cannot allow that. But she likes it when I do it.

I've been doing it since I was a kid, and like, I just, it's easier... Oh, there she goes. Are they called... I don't think they're called parlors anymore, are they? I have no idea. Aren't those the bad ones? I know. I don't know.

This whole thing feels creepy. All right, here's lunchbox wanting to rub his mom down. All right, here's another place. This p. How can I help you today? Oh, yes, I was trying to get my mom a massage. I can get her in with Ms. at 6 o'clock for a one hour.

Well, I don't know. I'm not mis-h-h-I-I was planning on giving my mom the massage. Oh, oh, no, no, no, no, right, right, right. Yeah, you don't have to do it. I'll do it. Like, I mean, I'm going to get, I'll just need your oils because my mom likes it when she's nice and oiled up and then I really get into the muscles. No, sir. We don't allow people without a license to massage in our clinic, so that won't happen. I have a license. I've been driving for years. Okay. He laughed. My mom, you know, like she's been working out and I'm trying to get her loose and like her muscles, you know, stretched out. So I've been doing it since I was like 10 and my hands have gotten a little, you know, arthritis over the year.

So that's why I need to borrow your oils in your room because it's a little more spread out. That's not going to happen, sir. Sorry about that. Okay. I mean, let's just say you're working the front desk and I have an envelope and I got 200 bucks in it. No, absolutely not. Okay, okay, $500. Have a good day. No, no, sir, sir, sir. All right, lunchbox is calling different massage places.

See if you can get in to rub his mom himself. Here's one more. He's speaking with shit. How can I help you? Yeah, I'm just trying to get in there and give my mom a massage. Let's see. Does she want a male or a female therapist? Oh, I'm a male.

No, no, your mom. No, my mom's a female. No, I know your mom's a female. I said, do she want a male or female? therapist. Oh, no, I'm the male that's going to be doing the massage. You know what I mean? My mom likes it when I rub her. I just need a nice, clean space, and you guys

have the perfect oils that, you know, she likes it when she's really oiled up, and it makes it easier to get in there on the glutes and things. No, we can't do that here. No, no, no. Like, you don't want to hear my mom moan? Like, she really moans when I get in in there's like, ugh.

There you go. He did it again. Nice job. That's funny, man. You know what I? You're listening to the Bobby Bones show Lunchbox prank call special. The thing that this Jason Gilbell character has in common with most of his calls is that he's always trying to make money. That's right.

He's a businessman making business deals, trying to get that money. Jason Gilbill's lunchbox is a side character he's made. Who do you call this time? I call a memorabilia shop and I say I have celebrity memorabilia I'm trying to sell because of the hard times with the economy and everything. Is it real memorabilia? No, it's just stuff I've made up.

Oh, you're making this stuff. Yeah, I'm making enough stuff to see what I would get for it if he was really interested. Okay, okay, okay. Good afternoon. How may I help you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble businessman making business deals trying to get that money. How are you? Good. How are you? Oh, good, man. Look, I'm going to tell you what.

The pandemic is hit, and I am ready to sell some of my memorabilia. All right. Yeah, so I was at a Carrie Underwood concert, okay, and I was sitting pretty much front row, and she was chewing a piece of gum, and she spit it. I jumped over the retaining wall, and I got her used piece of gum. Sports memorabilia store, I don't really think we would take something like that in. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. She's married to an athlete.

All right. So it's basically like that gum was in her husband's mouth because they make out. So it probably has some DNA from him. Gotcha. Well, I don't think that's something we're looking for at the moment. All right, you're 0 for 1. O for 1. Now, are you calling somebody else here?

No, same guy. I was like, okay, I'll pivot. I got something else for you. You know who Garth Brooks is? Yes. Okay. Well, he went to, you know how he used to go to spring training with the Padres? Yeah.

Well, I was there, and he hit one, and boom, he hit the ball, and it was just a foul ball. But the bat splintered, and guess what? I got the splintered piece. Okay. So, I mean, how much is that worth? I don't know. I don't have it in front of me. It's not authenticated.

Oh, no, no. I mean, I got the ticket stuff from the game that I was at. Like, you can tell, like, it's a brown bat, and it's a brown piece. bat that I got. I'm thinking like maybe 25,000? I can't buy. The Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special. I hear as Lunchbox calling a party store, what'd you do there? I was saying that my five-year-old son's having a birthday party and I see that they have silly string, but that seems very immature and I want my kid to have a mature birthday party, so I want serious string. Okay, here you go.

I'm having a birthday party for my five-year-old son, and I'm trying to, I know you guys carry silly string, but we're trying to have a mature birthday party, so I was hoping if you guys have any serious string. What do you mean? Well, you know, silly string kind of is like an immature party, and I want my five-year-old to have a classy birthday party. Not a silly, this is joke, so I'm looking for some serious string. Are you being serious? Yeah, that's the whole point. I want serious string.

No, we don't. I'm sorry. Are you being silly right now? Are you being serious? No. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox prank call special. I called a bakery at a grocery store because my kid had a birthday a couple weeks ago,

and I was like, what kind of things will they allow you to write on a birthday cake? Will they put anything? And if I just go on and on and on, will they squeeze it on the birthday cake? All right, so here is Lunchbox calling his alter ego, Jason Gibble, asking for a birthday cake for your wife? Yeah, my hot wife. Here we go. Silly Bakery, how may I help you?

Yes, ma'am. I was trying to get a cake for my smoking hot wife. I'm a businessman making a business deal, so I'm kind of running late to the birthday party, so I was hoping you could ride it, and then I swing in and grab it. What, I don't know, give me an idea of what you want. Okay, you got a pen?

I do. Okay. Got hips like honey, so thick and so sweet. It ain't no curves like hers on them downtown street. streets. Body like a back road. You know, I've heard this song, but I can't write this all on a cake. You need a whole lot bigger cake.

I don't have that big of cake. No, no. This is what I wrote. These are words from my heart. Okay. Did you write that down for me? Got hips like honey. I got that far.

Okay. It ain't no curves like hers on them downtown streets. Body like a back road driving with my eyes closed. Love Jason I wrote Got hips like honey So thick and so sweet Ain't no curds like hers

On them back down Downtown streets Driving with my eyes closed Love Jason Oh no no No no You forgot body like a back road Before driving with my eyes closed

Drive body like a back road Driving with my eyes closed Okay I wrote it I mean I'll try to see what I can fit on there But I don't want you to be disappointed So Well I appreciate it Take care

Bye bye Bye Bye So thick and so sweet. Ain't no curse like her in the downtown streets. Body like a back row driving with my eyes closed. Love Jason. You're listening to The Bobby Bone Show.

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lunchbox prank call special here's another one that didn't make the cut speaking of not making the cut edward scissor hands you remember that movie with the guy that would chop up the bushes he had scissors his hands that's kind of self-explanatory if you don't know what it is the house where they filmed it was for sale so i called and tried to buy it with a bunch of scissor puns

Hello, this is speaking. Jason Gibble here, businessman making business deals trying to make that money and I'm calling to chop it up about the circle. Okay.

I don't know if you're aware, but it is already pending under contract. Oh, man, what if I, what if I, you know, you slice that paper up and you say, we don't want that offer and you take my offer? It's too late for that,

but I appreciate the thought. Because I was looking at, I was looking at the tree out front on the picture that on the website, and man, it looks really good, but it does look like Edward missed a few spots when he was trimming it up. Yeah, yeah, he seems to have lapsed a little bit in his old age. I'm sharpening my pin right now, sharpen it,

and I'm ready to cut you a check. I'm ready. If you could have Edward sign one blade, I mean, I'll pay you $20,000 over their offer. Well, I mean, of course, we don't actually have any personal relations with him. Are there any markings on the wall, like where Edward got mad and, stab the wall because then I'll pay $25,000 over their offer. No, I'd say they fixed it all if there were. Because my wife and I, we found it online.

We're like, that is the perfect house to sculpt a family. It's a very well put too. Okay. $1.5 million. Edward comes to signing, cuts my hair, and then he tutors me how to trim the bushes. You're listening to the Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox Prank Call Special.

I called, let's just say, one of the main casinos in Las Vegas saying, hey, we're coming for Ray's Bachelor Party. Can you hook us up with some free rooms? Like, as Lunchbox, the influencer? I know. As Jason Gibble businessman making business deals trying to get that money. Okay, I need to hear these clips. Here's clip one. Good afternoon.

Thank you for choosing. How can I assist you? Hey, it's Jason Gibble businessman making business deals trying to get that money. How are you? I'm doing great. Thank you. How are you, sir? Oh, I am wonderful.

Sisson Raimundo's Bachelor Party, we are coming in hot. Who, who, who, who. We are ready to party. I am trying to get the party started. Are you ready? Yes, I'm on my way to being ready. We're coming at the end of June, and we need six free rooms. Oh, six three rooms.

Were you looking for something with maybe a sleep? Oh, whatever you want to give me for free. I'll take it, baby! I wish I could offer you that, sir. I don't understand your leverage, though, in trying to get the free rooms. Well, it's Sisson Raimundo. Everybody's supposed to know who Sisson Raimundo is.

I mean, he's this radio guy and... Yeah, okay. So far, I'm not giving you any free rooms if I'm heard. Let me hear the next clip. So let's see. Starting off on that Thursday night at 169. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Did you say 69?

You, you, you! 169! 69! You said it again! So for that particular room, sir, for three nights, you'd be looking at a rate of $1,103.19. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, hold on, hold on. Let's talk this over.

So you can't give me free rooms. How about a room with a craps table in it? Yeah! Let's gamble! Sisson Reimaudo's Bachelor Po! Absolutely. But the only place we have the craps table is downstairs in the casino. Still, I don't know why they would give you a free anything except if you're yelling at them. Because it's the most hype bachelor party of all time. Do they not hear the excitement?

It sounds like a UFC fight. It's about to happen. Let me try one more clip. Here's lunchbox trying to convince her to give them free rooms for Ray's Bachelor Party. Can you put a bottle service girl in our room? giving us bottles do do do do do do do do do do do do do we can have IRD bring up in room dining bring up a bottle for you if that's what you'd require she comes up in whole uniform and then she's like surprise it's your bachelor party

is that how it goes down not necessarily you can't get me a craps table you can't get me a dancing girl no free rooms Jason Gibble businessman making business deals trying to get that money I'm going to try to call somewhere else. You know, businessman got to get free rooms. You know what I'm saying? All right.

Bachelor party! You're missing out. We'll send you to Evite. Look, check your email. Maybe you'll get invited to the party. Awesome. I'll be sure to check that out. Bye-bye!

So my assumption is you got nothing for free? I got nothing. Nothing. There was no respect on the other end of the line. Hello? It's a Bobby Bone. show Lunchbox prank call special. Everyone knows I believe I'm famous.

They tell me I'm not famous, but Ray's Bachelor Party was going down in Vegas, and I wanted free rooms because I'm a celebrity. So I called trying to get free rooms using my social media clout. Like, ooh, I got this many followers and you want a celebrity staying there? Give me some free rooms. Let's see if I got free rooms. For reservation. Is this a little to help you?

Yes, ma'am. How you doing today? I'm funny or so. I'm doing wonderful. is lunchbox and I'm coming for a bachelor party into June so I'm trying to get some rooms. I have room availability. It looks like I just have standard deluxe rooms available. So I can quote you the rates on that. Oh yeah, yeah. How much we're talking? Free 99? How many people in the room have any adults to each room? Oh, we're looking for six rooms and

you know, we got two adults per room, but you never know what happens in Vegas. How many going to end up in the room? Oh. So the overall total, you're looking at $430.50 per room. Okay, so you multiply that by that I'm a social media influencer, so we're looking at free? No, sorry. On Twitter alone, I got 200,000 followers. Like, I mean, Mark Turner, athletic director of Holdenville Schools follows me, Mr. Pectacular,

Maddie Lynn from Florida Bama Shore and the challenge, she follows me. I mean, does that not give me a discount? No, the discounts only applies to gaming activity. So now if you have a gaming card, I can check that. But that's how our comps and our discounts are issued, really. No, like, I would post a picture on Twitter and be like, hey, here you go, it's free. And people would be like, wow. Like, I mean, Johnny Bananas.

You know who Johnny Bananas is? No, I do not. Oh, well, he follows me on Twitter. Okay, so far, no good. I think what you're missing is you got to go Instagram. and two, you had to ask for a manager. Are there Twitter influencers, I guess? You do an Instagram one coming up?

Yeah. Okay, here we go. What about Tito's vodka? You know what that is? I've heard of that. Yeah, that's an alcohol, and they follow me because I know how to party. I mean, I have 300,000 followers on Instagram.

I haven't even mentioned that yet. I mean, this is a huge opportunity. I apologize. I cannot do that unless you are a player here. That's the only way we can do the comm. Oh, I am a player. I'm a player. crush a lot.

So did you guys want to go ahead and reserve that with us right now, sir? So you're not going to hook me up for being a social media influencer? No, we don't do that, sir. That's the thing. All of our comps and discounts are issued based off gaming activity. We don't, you know, do that based off your followers. Oh, we are going to be, listen, ma'am, ma'am, I promise you, we are going to be crushing the penny slots.

Like, we are going to put, like, hundreds of pennies into your system. Okay, so was there anything else? that I can try to help you with today, sir? No, that'll do it. Thank you, ma'am. Thank you. Goodbye. By the end of it, she wasn't happening. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox prank call special.

So I called zoos across the country because, frankly, a lot of zoos are closed right now, but the ones that were open, I would call them, and I'd like, oh, I'm enjoying the zoo today, but I'm over here by this animal, and oh, my gosh, one of the animals got out. And then they're like, whoa, whoa, what do you mean, animal? and then I tell them what animal got out. It's always an animal that isn't really at the zoo. Here you go.

Here's clip number one. Hey, how's it going? I'm walking around the zoo, and I'm out of here by the alpacas. And I got to say, I love your zoo, but I just saw, I think an animal got out of their cage. An animal got out of their cage? Yes, ma'am. I saw a squirrel run by, and I was like, oh, no, I got to call the front desk. Oh, a squirrel?

Yeah, a squirrel. Like, I don't know if someone let it out or open the cage, but I don't know if you want to come get it or what do I do? Girls aren't kept in cages. Oh. Yeah, they're okay. What if the alpaca gets it? The alpaca won't get this squirrel. Okay, all right.

Well, thank you. Okay, bye. That's funny. She's nice. Okay, here he is, calling a different zoo. Yes, ma'am. I just walked by the reptile exhibit. You know, now I'm getting something to eat,

and I think one of the reptiles got out. What is it? Well, I don't know how long it's been here because it's made its own. web and everything. So, like, I got my family away from there as fast as I could, and I called you immediately because I couldn't find anybody in the park. So I don't know if you want to shut it down, where we need to go. But yeah, there is a spider that definitely is out of the reptile exhibit. We do, there is actually a lot of spiders throughout the park that sometimes

come out. But I'll definitely let somebody know just thinking... Should I try to grab it? No, I wouldn't recommend it. Okay. All right. Thank you so much. No problem. This poor girl. He also said in the first part of they called that a reptile had escaped. Right. It's not a reptile. It's not a reptile. Here's one more.

Lunchbox calling zoo saying animals escaped that should never be in cages to begin with. Oh, I'm having a great day at the zoo today. It is beautiful. And we're over here by the elephants. And whoa, one of the animals has gotten out of their cage. What animal, sir? It's a beautiful butterfly. Like, it's really pretty, but I don't know who let it out or what.

But oh, the elephant almost stepped on it. Oh, my gosh. Oh, my gosh. I don't know. Like, can you send someone? What do I need to do? Yes, I'm sending someone. Actually, I'm coming out there right now.

Okay. I'll see in a minute. All right, thank you. Oh, she knows. She got on it. It was somebody messing with her. All right. There you go.

Nice job, lunchbox. That's funny. The Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox, Prink, call special. The Bobby Bones show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon. University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant. Well, GCU doesn't settle for the status quo. They shatter it. At GCU, academically rigorous, industry-driven programs are built to move at the

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Act like I ate a blizzard too fast and see if they know the remedy for a brain freeze. You're calling Derry Queen? My name is Fischer. How many will you help you? Oh, man, how are you doing? I just came through the drive-thru and I got an Oreo blizzard, right? And I ate it, and now I have a headache.

Like, ugh. How do I make it stop? Bite your tongue. Bight my tongue. Oh, I bit my tongue. So I'm doing like this. Do it like this. And this was like a hiller.

Biting my tongue didn't work. What do I do? I don't know on that one. Now I got a hole in my tongue now. What do I do? I bit my tongue like you said. Oh, man, this is bad. Oh.

This is some pain, man. Do you know how to kill a brain, please? I'm going to hand you over to my coworker. All right, so he's now. He's handing him over to the manager. great. Thank you. Hello. Hi, I, ah! I just bought an Oreo Blizzard and my head really hurts. How do I make it stop? Like, that guy told me to bite my tongue and I bit my tongue and it didn't work. Now my tongue's just bleeding. Um, I don't know what to tell you then. Oh, what would you?

Oh, that's what I should do? Yeah. It's not funny, guys. It's not funny. It's not funny. I hear you laughing. It's not funny. I hear you laughing. It's not funny. I am sorry. I don't know what else to tell you, sir, but I have to get back to work. All right, so no help there. Here's a second one. Lunchbox calling a Dairy Queen, saying he has a brain freeze. Here we go. Dairy Queen, how am I help you today? Yes, I just came through there and I got a Snickers blizzard and I got a headache now and I don't know how to make it stop.

Yeah. So are you allergic to peanuts or something? No, no, no, no, no. I love peanuts. Like, I eat peanut butter and peanuts all the time. I eat Snickers, but I got a Snickers blizzard in my head. Ah, man, that hurts. Oh.

I'm sorry. Did you eat it too fast? Ha! Ha! Like, what do I do? What do I do? Help me. This is all my problem.

I don't know. Brain freeze. I don't know what's, try, try massaging your temples. I don't know. Massage my temples. Ooh. Yeah, try that. Okay, okay.

It's not working. I'm working. What's next? Everything sounds almost erotic Almost erotic I don't know Is there anything else I can help you with? Yeah, yeah, my brain

Like, my head hurts Like you're saying a brain freeze You know what I mean? But my brain seems to be working Because I'm talking and thinking But it hurts It hurts, yeah It's gonna hurt for a little bit

Oh man Like How much longer though? Like, are we talking days? I don't know Well, no Probably another five, ten minutes. Like I was like, they'll know what to do.

I bought it from them. They'll know how to solve my problem. Oh, I think I'm going to cry. I'm sorry. Hey, is there anything else I need to help you with? Because I got to get back to work. Yeah, well, then, oh, fine. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show.

Lunchbox prank call special. These might be the funniest lunchbox prank calls I've heard. He decided to prank stores and use the company's slogan. First off, it's five-hour energy. And so here is lunchbox pranking, talking about the energy. Oh, how's it going? Oh, my gosh. Okay, so I came in there, and it was about five and a half hours ago.

I bought a five-hour energy drink and five-and-half hours, and I still got a lot of energy. Like, whoa! Like, I'm talking, it said five hours, and we are going on five and a half, and I don't know how to make it stop. Woo! Is there anything I can help you with today? Yeah, I bought a five-hour energy drink at your store. And at five and a half hours, I am still going crazy. And I wanted to stop.

How do I make it stop? Okay, so he waits 30 minutes, and then he calls back. Hey, you've called. How can direct your call? Oh, yes, it's been six hours. I bought a five-hour energy drink, and that's six hours. This is a place of business. If there's anything that I can't help you with, I'm going to ask that you don't call again, okay?

You have a blessed day. Wait, ma'am, ma'am. So he's never able to get any help with his extra energy. Wow. Okay. That's the first one. That was funny, huh? Yes.

Okay. I think this is the best selection I've ever heard. Here he is calling a store about M&Ms. And their slogan is... Melt's in your mouth, not in your hand? Right. Here we go. Oh, yes, ma'am.

I got a problem here. See, I bought these M&Ms, right? And they say they melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Well, the problem is I held them in my hand and they melted. Oh, give you one second. They're moving. I bought some M&Ms, man, and I got a problem because it says they melt in your mouth, not in your hands. Well, I held them in my hand, and they melted.

So do I get a refund or how does that work? I get that problem by too, because I got really hot hands. Yeah, my hands are all sweaty and they're chocolatey, so I just want to know if I get my money back. Yeah, probably if you go to the front desk. Okay, can you connect me to the front desk? Well, like, you'd have to come in. Oh, I can't talk to someone because I don't want to come in there with a chocolate mess if I'm not going to get my money back. No, yeah. If you ask those, they'll give you your money, man.

All right. Thank you so much. No problem. Can you imagine him going to the store and be like, look, lady, I need a refund. You promised. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Who's this? Lunchbox prank call special. So lunchbox called a store, talking about Pringles, and their slogan is...

Once you pop, you can't stop. Right. He's having a problem. Stopping the popping. Here. I bought this under my second off me. I bought some Pringles. I bought Pringles. And you said, once you pop, you can't stop

and you're not lying. I can't stop. Like, I'm eating like canister after canister and I don't know how to make it stop. All right, I'm not too sure how I can help you with that one. Well, I bought them at your store and I thought it was just a joke. Like I thought, oh, okay, yeah, I'll pop and I'll stop.

But I can't stop. I mean, I keep, I just open another one. What do I do? Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Another one. I just opened it up, and that was the barbecue flavor. All right

How do I stop? I'm not too sure Maybe try giving them a call See if you can stop that Do you have their number? I mean, do you have you ever tried to Have you ever popped and were you able to stop? Yeah

Oh now Now I'm going pepperoni pizza flavor Oh All right buddy Man I need help I've only got two canisters left I'm not too sure I can help you Yeah you can get me some brinkles

All right I'll see you See, are you bringing me Pringles? You have a good day. Bye-bye. I need Pringles! The sound effects in those. What's happening there?

Are you guys just playing some sound effect in the bag? Yeah, I just found Pringle sound effects, and I put it, and I just kept playing it over and over. Oh, I thought Ray was maybe next to the microphone going up. Like eating them. One more. Here's a lunchbox. His goal was to try to get the guy to break and not say you're welcome instead of my pleasure, right? Yeah, that's it.

That's it. just kept asking question after question and trying to get him to say, thank you. And Chick-fil-A, they always have to say, my pleasure. They don't say, you're welcome. Okay, here's lunchbox trying to break the guy. Hello, it's a great day, Chick-Blin. My name is how may I serve you? Hey, Jason Gible here, a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. Thank you for asking. Yeah, my pleasure. So, can you tell me what comes in a number one combo?

Number one combo comes with a choice of size, which usually includes fries, a fruit cup, or a Greek parfe, and a choice of your drink. Oh, thank you so much. My pleasure. Now, my question is, I love lemonade. Do you have sugar-free lemonade? Yes, we do. It's our diet lemonade. Oh, man, thank you so much.

Yeah, my pleasure. Now, what kind of oil? Because I heard you use peanut oil to do your chicken nuggets. Is that true? Yes, sir. So we use refined peanut oil, and then for our fries, we just use regular canola oil. Oh, man, thank you so much. Yeah, my pleasure.

Is there any other questions that you have? Yeah, my question is, like, do you ever say thank you, or do you have to say my pleasure? It's our company policy to say, my pleasure. I got you. So even when you're at your house, do you tell your parents, my pleasure. Oh, my pleasure is stuck in my head. That's like the only way I can respond. All right, cool.

Thank you so much, man. Yeah, my pleasure is taking it easy. All right, my pleasure. I tried to get him one on the way out, just to see. Just to see. That's funny. Nice work there. Hello?

It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special. A lunchbox prank call that didn't make the cut. Here we are. It's the Oakland A's baseball team. They're not allowing fans in the stadium because of corona, COVID, you know. So I called as a millionaire, Jason Gible, and I tried to buy seats, and I tried to bribe the girl. Did she take the bribe?

Did I get into the game? Find out now. Oakland A's. Yeah, I was just trying. I was calling to buy some tickets to the August 21st game against the Angels. Oh, we're not having any fans in the ballpark this year, unfortunately, if we're not selling any tickets. Oh, no, no, no, I get it. Like, there's no tickets, you know, on sale, but I'm Jason Gibble, businessman making business deals, and I'm really rich, so I'm willing to pay, you know, more than face value.

I mean, I'll buy a whole section. Like, you need me to pay for a whole section of seats, you know what I mean? No problem. I'm worth, like, multi-million's. I understand, but, like, I'm not even allowed in the stadium. There's no one allowed in the stadium. Look, okay, look, I'll sit in one section, and I'll pay for another section for my one. wife and my girlfriend can sit in the outfield bleachers.

That way we're not even close to each other. All right. There's no one allowed in. Okay. Five million and I'll buy you a BMW. I mean, I would love that, but. I mean, look, I'll let listen here. I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money.

You know, I don't have time to nickel and dime. I'll let you bring your family and friends and you can take my yacht out for a week. I wish I could, but I can't. It's not my call. Oh, my gosh. How much, what if I buy you a house? Like I said, it's not my. call, unfortunately. I mean, you can Google me. Jason Gibble, I'm worth billions in life. That's how

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That's AMU. dot edu slash military Hello It's a Bobby Bones show Lunchbox prank call special We were going into Vegas for Ray's Bachelor Party and I wanted Ray to have the best Bachelor party ever so I tried to call

and get a free limo just from the airport to the hotel Thank you for calling concierge. My name is Hey I'm Jason Givop Businessman making business deals trying to get that money. How are you doing today? Good. How are you? Oh, you know, I am great. We are coming in hot for the Bachelor Party of the Century.

Sisson Raimundo is finally getting married. Can you just pick us up in your nice limo from the airport for free and have some white claws on ice? Because that's what Sisson Raimundo loves to drink. So this is all, I mean, this is how you make Raymundo's Bachelor Party start with a bang. I wish I could help you out, sir. Unfortunately, there is no complimentary transportation. What? Yes.

Is it because of COVID? I don't know. Or because you're not a big baller. That's probably COVID. Oh. Oh. Like how we both thought the opposite. I don't know that he would have got it, but okay, here is, same woman?

Yeah, same woman. I understand that I'm not one of those whales that, you know, loses $300,000, $400,000 in one night. You would pick them up in a limo. But I got 500,000 social media followers. That's pretty much as well. good as $500,000 into your casino? No, sir. I mean, can you like pick us up at the airport and a helicopter and drop us off on the top of the casino?

Yes, well, certainly I can do that absolutely. Oh, that's pretty cool. That's good. Man, is that free? No. Oh. I thought she was messing with you. They can pick you up in a helicopter.

Dude, that'd be amazing. And drop you off here. Okay, here we go. One more. Okay, so you can't give us the limo, you know what I mean? Can we have some white claws in the room to see? say welcome to Vegas on ice? Once you get checked into the room, the bell desk could send up the amenity if you wanted to order something of that nature.

But it will be on the house? Yeah, I'm sorry. There's nothing complimentary at this time. Can we keep the notepads and pins in the room for his bachelor party? I believe those are still complimentary. What about the soap and shampoo? Yes, sir. Yeah! Okay, now we're talking.

Oh, maybe the robe. Can we have the robe? Well, if you want to put it on your credit card, they won't know the difference. from us. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, why I got to be responsible for all that, you know what I mean? I talk big. I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money, you know what me? And they expect big things from me. I can't let them down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't do that right now. This is a lot of pressure. Thank you for calling. All right. So you got nothing. I got the soap, shampoo, and notepads. You're listening to the Bobby Bone show. Lunchbox prank call special. I called Subway the restaurant in New York, and I acted like I was trying to catch a train,

and I needed to know what time it was leaving the subway. So you're actually calling a Subway sandwich shop looking for the actual subway? Yeah. Okay. All right, here we go. Hello, Subway. Yeah, yeah, man. Yo, I'm trying to get on that J train to the Queens.

You know what I'm saying? What time's the latest J train? I think they've heard this bit before. Also, what's that accent? That's about New York. You know what I mean? What's say? New York, New York, New York.

How you doing? That's all I can do is Joey. All right. Hello, I mean, I mean, yeah, yeah, I'm trying to get, I'm at my work, you know, and I'm working late. I'm trying to find out what's the latest one train to the Bronx. Let's try one more. Here we go. Hello, someone may help you?

Yeah, I'm trying to get on that one train to the Bronx. You know what I'm saying? Tonight, what time's the latest train leave? Sorry, sir, this is subway restaurant. Not subway train. Oh, wait. Wait, wait, no, no, no, it's a subway. Like, you know, like, I'm trying to go to the Bronx.

Go Yanks, you know what I'm saying? I got a business meeting. Yeah, sorry, but that, I don't know, because this subway restaurants are. So you, you don't look up the subway, you don't have the map right there, you tell me how to get there. I don't have, sir, sorry about that, I don't know. Oh, man, you know, like, because I'm, I'm new here. I'm not used to these subways, and I'm just trying to figure out my way around. Like, is the one train a good train?

Is that a good one to take to the Bronx? He's like, you're an idiot. I'm kind of like, you're an idiot. You're listening to the Bobby Bone show. Who's this? Lunchbox prank call special. All right, lunchbox, what did you do? Yesterday was Father's Day, so what I did is I called him up,

and I was like, hey, I got a crappy Father's Day gift. All I wanted was something from Bass Pro Shops, and my kids didn't get it for me. Can you give me something for free? I haven't heard this yet. All right, here we go. Oh, yeah, how you doing, ma'am? Good, how you doing?

Man, I'm not doing too good, man. I celebrated Father's Day today. I mean, I was expecting some really cool present, and I got some, my kids painted paint on their hand. They stuck it on a piece of paper and said, happy Father's Day. Like, it's just like, I asked them, I wanted a boat is what I really wanted for Father's Day. I mean, like. Hey. So, like, can you give me a boat to cheer me up?

Like, I can't give you one, but I can help supply the inventory for you to purchase one to cheer you up. I mean, I know Bass Pro's got some nice boats. You know what I mean? I'll trade you this stupid hand painting for a boat. Nah, handpain's a nice bubble. Yeah. All right, here we go. There's more of this.

So what we're looking for? I mean, maybe you give me an ATV or something? I won't be able to just give me an ATV, not for some handpainting. I mean, dude, this is like the worst Father's Day ever. Like, maybe you can give me some, you know, I don't know. What can you give me for this handpaint? What can you give me to cheer me up? Sir, I can't give you enough for some handpaint.

What about a tracker boat? Just give me one of those. I can't give it to you, but I can show you what we got. Well, no, the whole point is to give me something for Father's Day. That's the whole point of Father's Day. My daughter's probably giving me a macaroni painting or something. Yeah, see, that's what I'm saying. Like, why are kids so terrible?

I won't be able to just give you nothing, sir. Well, geez, you just made my Father's Day even worse. Sorry to hear about it. Yeah, okay, well, good luck with your macaroni, man. Yeah, you take care, sir. This guy's getting heckled and he's still the nicest guy. So nice. All right, lunchbox is calling Baspero shops.

Here we go. They call Bastropin. I can help you. Hey, how's going, man? Good. How about you? Man, I'm having a bad day. I mean, got my father's day a gift.

You know, I'm thinking, oh, my kids will get me something cool, and they give me stupid macaroni glued to a piece of paper. Like, how would that make you feel if you get macaroni glued to a piece of paper? Yeah, I know how you would. What you're feeling? Like I feel awful. Like I'm like, oh, you'll get me something from Bass Pro, you know what I mean? Like I've been telling them, Johnny Moore is Rod and Real.

Did they get that for me? No. So I was hoping maybe you could hook me up to cheer me up. Were you throwing a boat too so I can do some fishing? I can't do that. But you'll just give me the Rod and Real though, right? Nope, can't do that either. You got to come in and get it.

Well, yeah, yeah, I'll come in and get it, but then I mean, but it's free $99, right? No. This poor guy. He's trying to work, man. He's trying to work his day. lunchbox did get that Johnny Moore's Roddenrail plug in there though for Bats Pro Okay what if I come in and work for four hours to get away from the kids Like that's what I really wanted was really to get away from the kids

So what if I came and spent four hours and was like your shadow and just did the task around Bass Pro Can't help you out there either Well no no I can dust like the catfish I can you know clean the tank And you know like those like stuffed animals on the wall they look a little dusty I'll get up there and dust them and that'll like earn me the Rodin reel No Can't do it So what if I work six hours

And I don't even take a break Nope there's only one way Oh you'll buy it for me for Father's Day Nope You're not gonna convince me Can I use the macaroni at least for fishing You think that'll catch me some fish I don't think so

You have any good news for me? No Thanks for nothing Wow so nice Lunch was going to intern for free For six hours They clean the fish tank All right

Big shout out to Bass Pro They had no idea, but they are a big sponsor here on the show. You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox prank call special. Lunchbox, who'd you call? I called a wing place to see if I could order just one wing. Most people order like 50, 60, 10, 20, and I said, I just want one. All right, here we go.

If I want to be a B-S-speaking, how can I help you? Yeah, I just want to place an order for pickup. Okay, can I get a name for your order? Jason Gibble. Gibble, Gibble, G-G-I-B-B-E-O. Yeah. What can I get for you today? Yeah, I just want to get one wing.

6, 10, 15, 20, or 30? No, just one. I wish. I wish we could just give you one wing. Well, no, I'll pay for it. You don't have to give it to me. Like, I got money. I will give you the cash money, but you give me the one wing. Okay.

Let me see if that's even possible. Let's give me one second. Okay. So now you're on hold. Yeah. and she's going to check to see if she can get me one wing. Okay, so yeah, unfortunately we can't sell you by count, you know, just one. It would have to be six.

How much is it for six? For six, it's $9.29. I got you. You drive a tough bargain, but you know what I mean? I have a yacht. I got a Lambo. I got a vet. You know what I mean?

Come on. Let's be real. I'll give you $200 for one. That sounds real good, you know? Let me see what I can do. Just give me one second. Like, I mean, you just give me your license plate and I'll just take it. I'll just stick it on your windshield.

Oh man. That's, what's the catch, huh? What's the catch? No, there's no catch. I just want that one wing and it'll catch my hunger pains and it'll make them go away. Okay, all right. Let me put you on a brief photo, okay? It's like he's trying to buy a car and they got to go back and forth to the manager.

It's a one wing. That's what it feels like. Hey, Jason? Yeah, how's it going? How's going, bro? Oh man, that's going great, just trying to get that one wing. One wing? That's it?

Are you able to come up here? I'll definitely serve you in the restaurant. No, no, I'll come pick up that one wing. Yeah, yeah, I'll come pick it up. I mean, and if you're saying no to 200, I mean, how much? You're saying 500, 500 gives me one wing? No, 200 is plenty for one wing, sir.

All right, yeah. That's what I'm talking about. Deal, deal, deal, deal. I got you, bro. All right, that's what I'm talking about, my man. It's a Bobby Bones show. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian university based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Lunchbox prank call special. I called a grocery store and I acted like I was shopping and all of a sudden nature called and I ran into the bathroom and I used the bathroom. but I looked over and there was no toilet paper. And so I'm stuck in the bathroom stall with nothing to, you know. Right, to wipe your butt with. Yes.

So are you seeing who will say yes and bring you something and who won't? I've just seen how they will react. I'm seeing if I need to go out and get my own toilet paper, things like that. All right, here is number one. Go short number one. Hello. Hello, how are you? I'm doing great.

How are you? Well, I got a little problem here. So I was shopping and then I was like, ooh, nature's, So I came into the bathroom and I'm, how do I say it politely? I'm dropping the, in the toilet, and I look over and there's no toilet paper left. So you're in the bathroom right now? Yeah, so I'm like, I'm like, whoa. Like I didn't know if I was supposed to use my hand or if I should.

Should I come out there to you? Oh, you tell the paper. Thank you. I don't know. You're a girl. I'm a guy. That could be kind of awkward. You're a girl.

I'm a guy. Wait, is that the last you heard of her? Yeah. Is this other call? Her or a different one? Different one. I called different places. So, wait, what happened with her?

Well, I called her back. She goes, sir, you're not in the bathroom. Oh, she went and looked for you? Oh. Yeah. That's funny. All right, here's lunchbox calling a different grocery store. Oh, yes, ma'am.

How you doing? Good. I'm doing some grocery shopping right now, and, you know, I got some rumblins in my tummy, and I came into the bathroom and, who, I went. But the problem is I reached over. and there's no toilet paper. I could use my shirt, but then I won't have a shirt on when I come out.

Let me send somebody. Or, I mean, if you could just check and make sure no one's on the toilet paper aisle, I could leave my pants down and I can waddle out to the toilet paper aisle and grab some. Let me send somebody in the bathroom. Oh, I mean, it's a little awkward.

I don't need anybody to wipe for me. I just... No, you're in the stall. Yeah, yeah, I'm in the stall. I can just have someone hand you a roll. Yeah, and they might want to wear a mask. It stinks, if you know what I mean. Oh, stop.

All right. Oh, man, this is so, I'm so embarrassed. It's okay. It's okay. One second. The waddle. I'm going to clear the lines so I can waddle out there. Hello?

It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special. This is a lunchbox prank call that didn't make it. I called a donut shop, and everybody knows they have a hole in the middle of the donut, but I acted like, oh, my. gosh, I didn't get my full donut. There's a hole in it. There's something wrong. Hi, how are you doing? I'm good. How are you? I'm good. I got to, I came in there and I bought some donuts earlier and then I opened them and then there was a hole right in the middle of every single

donut like someone had bit them. Oh, really? Yeah. You charged me full price and I didn't get a full donut. In the middle, then that's what makes it a donut. Can I come and then you fill the middle in or how, or should I just eat them and? Well, um, I mean, I mean, that's just how our donuts are. One thing is having a bite out of them. One thing is that's just the shape of our donuts. I didn't realize you sold things with holes in them. It's like, you know what I mean?

Like when you buy a tire, they don't just take out the middle of the tire. Hello, how are you doing today? Pretty good. Okay, well, I came in there earlier, and I got some donuts, and I sat down at my desk, and I was so excited. I was going to, you know, chow down. And I opened them up, and every single one of them had a hole right in the middle where you had eaten the middle out.

You said every single one of your donuts had a hole right in the middle. Yes, like someone had eaten the middle of each one of my donuts. Yeah, maybe a ghost ate one of them. Huh? How did it? So you guys have ghosts there that eat my, because I paid for the whole donut. And when I went to eat them, there was holes right in the middle. Yeah, donuts come with holes in the middle, you know, like a butt.

Oh, I didn't realize that. I thought, you know, when I pay for a donut, I'd get the whole donut. Yeah, you got the whole donut. No, no, because it has a hole in it. Why are you laughing at me? You're listening to the Bobby Bone Show. Who's this? Lunchbox prank call special.

This is Lunchbox calling. Who did you call? I called the Florida Marlins. Just the entire team here. Oh, they have a lot. He called the organization. Okay. So he called and said that he and his buddy are there to help to see if they can be on the team.

Now they're, do they need players? Okay. Okay, here you go. Thank you for calling the Miami Marlins. Good afternoon, Marlins. I'm just calling to see if you need some players. I'm ready to try out. Oh, yeah, let's go Marlins.

We're going to know that call if we need to. Yes, man, Jason Givelman, business man making business deals trying to get that money. Let me tell you, I was a heck of a right fielder back when I was 12 years old. I played for the Minnesota Twins of Balconi's Little League and Ivy made Balconi's Red All-Stars. And I am happy to admit I'm a man, but I am a catcher. Yeah. We'll have a great one, okay? No, no, ma'am, ma'am, we are ready.

We are ready to fill. Put me in, Cove. We've got COVID players. You need some healthy guys. We're in Nashville. We've been in the bubble. We're ready to bubble now down in Miami. I just had my corona test and I came back negative.

I'm ready to play. All right. Well, you have a great one. Whoa, whoa. Are you not taking players? Whoa. We're not taking players. We've got a nice squad back and two, but have a great day.

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm going to throw him a piece of paper. Oh, listen. Hit it. Boom, I hit that. Oh, whoa, man, man, man, man. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I can be a pinch runner.

I'm fast as lightning. Okay, okay. Okay. Oh, she hung up. Okay. I don't know why she stuck around so long, honestly. You're listening to the Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special.

Taco Bell is eliminating a lot of items from the menu. Morgan's a humongous Taco Bell fan. How many times a week do you go? At least once. Sometimes two or three if I'm feeling really feisty. Do you have a Taco Bell near your house that they know you at? Yeah, they know my, My regular, but now it's not going to be my regular order anymore because they're getting rid of one of them.

But yeah, they know it. Well, lunchbox called them up. What'd you call up and say in lunchbox? I called up and said, oh, I heard your menus changing, but I just want to make sure my favorite things are still going to be on there. And then I went down the list of everything that's getting taken off. Oh, no. Okay, here we go. I heard some rumors on the street that you guys are changing your menu.

Is there any confirmation to that rumor? We are changing our menu. Okay. Well, I just want to make sure. you have my favorite still so I can still come enjoy the, you know, pleasure of eating there. Okay, what is your favorite? I love the grilled steak steak, soft taco. The steak grilled soft taco is going to be leaving July 23rd.

What? No, no, no, no. Okay, okay. Nachos Supreme. Natchos Supreme are also leaving. No! Why nacho Supreme? Spicy toastada.

Spicy to stastata are also leaving. No! Yes. He's got to think something's wrong. My absolute favorite. This is my absolute favorite. Oh my gosh. Cheesy fiesta potatoes.

I'm so sorry. Potatoes. What do you mean you're sorry? They're leaving. No! I'm so sorry. Will you still have the Baja blast? Yes.

Yes! Yes! some good news. Yeah! Okay. What about the beefy Frito's burrito? Frito is going to leave. No! I can't you. I thought we were on a good. Why are we doing this? Why are you... No, it's breaking my heart, too. Why is she still on the phone with you? Like, I would hang up immediately.

I was like, you're supposed to be slow. As soon as he said the word potato, I would have figured he's reading something. I didn't think about it that way, but yeah. I thought I'm being had right now. She's really nice. Do you have the cheesy potato blast? Blast. I'm sorry. All right, here's the last part of the call. I guess I'll just be happy that you're going to still have the mini skillet bowl.

We're not going to... You can try to do. Maybe you can download the Taco Bell app, And I know that they do sell certain things that we don't carry, that we don't sell at the store. So maybe that's going to continue. I'm not really sure. But you can try to download the Taco Bell app. All right.

Thank you. You're so nice. And I think I'm going to start a petition to get you, like, hired to, like, GM because you're amazing. Oh, there you go. Oh, man. All right. Well, thank you so much. I hope you have a wonderful day.

You too. Thank you so much. Uh-huh. Bye-bye. I mean, she's amazing. Hello? It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox prank call special.

A few months back, this guy by the name of Tom Brady, yeah, you know that quarterback that used to play for the Patriots? Now he plays for the Buccaneers. Well, his escalade was for sale. And we're talking like a private jet on wheels. They had redone it, and it was a lot of money. Nothing I could ever afford. But if it's Tom Brady's, Jason Gibble,

businessman making business deals. I'm going to call and try to buy it. So here we go. Hey, yeah, yeah, this is Jason Gimble, business man making business deals trying to get that money. How you doing? today. I'm a little slower pace than you are, but I'm doing fine, thank you.

So I saw, I mean, I just saw this escalade online and your number is associated. I'm trying to find out about this escalade. $300,000? Like what makes it $300,000? It says something about some guy named Brady. Hold on. I just scrolled down. It says Tom Brady.

Oh, yeah. Let's say I pay $285,000 in cash. Tom Brady, will he throw a football to me as I drive away? I... Are you saying that's a deal? Are you saying that's a deal? Say deal. Look, I'm not in a position to sell the vehicle.

I'm not the guy you need to talk to. Although I've enjoyed your phone call very much, and I think you're one swell guy. So, you're telling me that if I buy the car, I can have dinner with Tom Brady and Giselle. You know, if I was outside, I had to ask if I was on candid camera, okay? So, sorry, no promises for me, because I can't make any promise. All right, just give me Tom Brady's cell phone number.

I'll call them. If I had it, I'd consider it. All right, my man, my man. Thank you so much. Okay. All right. I'm glad we made a deal. Yeah, right.

Funny. Okay. All right. Enjoy your day. All right. Have a great day. We got a deal. You too.

Well, I made no deal, so I just, so I got to say goodbye. It's a Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox. Frank Call Special. Lunchbox found that Neil Armstrong's house was up for sale, right? Yeah, the first man on the moon. You know, he lived in the house when he was on the Apollo mission and the Gemini mission.

And so I was like, dang, if that's for sale, I got to buy it. $375,000? Is that what the offer is? Yeah, that's what they have it listed as. And it's like a 2,500 square foot house. And I guess it's a little more expensive because it's Neil Armstrong. And it's a piece of history. And so I called him up with a bunch of space puns.

Where is it? It's outside of Houston. Oh, that makes sense. Yeah. Hi, this is Fri from the B. How can I help you? Yeah, I'm calling about the house on 5. This is Jason Gibble, businessman, making business deals, trying to get that money.

How are you doing today? Perfect. Thank you for asking. This house is already under contract, though. I'm sorry. Oh, well, under contract, but it says that it was Neil Armstrong's house, and I am ready. I mean, it's near Houston. So Houston, we have a problem.

What if I have an offer that's going to blow it out of this universe? the other offer. Do you have an agent where we can, because at this point looks like... Like, I'm looking at the swimming pool and I'm like, oh my gosh, my kids could run rings

around that pool like Saturn. All right. Let's keep going. My offer is so good. You know, it's like Mars. They'll be able to eat so many candy bars. I understand. Let's send it over to us here

on listings. Listen, they would have to go to Jupiter to get more stupider to not take my offer. Like more money. I will offer you guys. Like double what they offer and you can tell them to take that offer, their offer, and shove it up Uranus. Oh, you like that one? So how many plans did you mention? I mentioned Mars, Jupiter, Uranus, Saturn.

Who named that planet Uranus? Really? Who did? I mean, I don't know. Isn't Uranus one of the gods? I think that's what it is. It's like the god of war or something. And will you see what Uranus is? We have to call it Uranus because you guys are...

Is that what it's called? Uranus. Uranus. What is he? The Greek god of the sky. Hello? It's a body. Bobby Bones show. Lunchbox, prank call special.

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