The Bobby Bones Show - LANCO In Studio + Bobby’s Photo Used On Fake Tinder Profile + Lunchbox Talks About Baby Making
Episode Date: November 10, 2017LANCO stops by the studio, Bobby's pic used as 'catfish bait' and Lunchbox's baby making weekends continue Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/l...istener for privacy information.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
We're transmitting across America.
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Come on, Bobby.
Yeah.
Friday, what up?
Morning, everybody.
Morning.
Lanko performs later on this morning.
A couple dance parties today.
I always enjoy Fridays.
What happened?
I hear lunchbox broke the TV in the studio.
Does that what happened?
It's not working.
What happened?
I don't know, man.
I don't know what I did.
Okay, he's lying.
When he starts going, man.
I don't know, man.
Like, really, what?
What happened to the TV?
Like, it doesn't work anymore.
What did you do to make it not work?
I was trying to mess with it, trying to get the picture better.
It seemed to be a little, like, dull, and then it...
He started messing with cables in the back.
Yeah, and then I started trying to do the cable.
Why would you do that?
Well, because it wasn't working.
Like, it wasn't the clear picture, and so I was trying to pull it off the wall and mess with the cables.
Now it won't even turn on.
Bones, it was working.
Is that why the news isn't on now, everybody is?
Yeah, because a lot of times I'll watch the news, and if something happens, I'll be like,
Oh, I just all this on the news.
He was saying that it wasn't like HD,
and when he watches sports on there sometimes,
it's like it can't see it clearly,
so he's going to mess with it, and now it doesn't work.
This is why we can't have nice things.
Exactly why we have a crappy studio,
old board, and TV don't work.
I wouldn't give us a new studio either.
What?
I was trying to improve because I know you only have one good eye,
so I don't know if you could see the news clearly,
so I was trying to help you out,
and I was wondering what was up.
I feel like now that you are in the,
radio hall of fame.
Like one day we're going to walk in and it's going to be like, surprise, new studio.
New TV that works.
I'll like a new TV.
Oh.
I'll take you any of that.
I'm telling you, any of me crap, man.
Okay.
I get us a new TV, I guess.
Yes.
And you watch what you can't touch it.
Yeah, you get no remote, no TV control.
What do you mean I can do the remote?
You broke it, you can buy it or you have no control over it.
Why would I buy a broken TV?
Exactly.
No, no.
Oh my goodness.
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Big Three Stories.
It's producer Raymond in weather news.
Most places in the Midwest and Northeast are now in the 30s and 40s today and into the weekend after that Arctic air moved in.
In Texas, the First Baptist Church in Sutherland Springs will be demolished.
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Always some drama around here.
Our main producer is Morgan number one.
She doesn't come on the air lot.
She's not even in the studio.
She works in a glass room.
Morgan number two is our digital girl.
She works in the room because she's always posting pictures.
But Morgan number one is running this thing.
But I guess her and Eddie got into it a bit.
What?
What?
What?
Where you knocked his hat off.
Oh, yes.
So, Amy, listen to this story.
Okay, so what happened?
So, I don't even remember what the comment was, but Eddie said something kind of rude.
And so I knocked his cap, his ball cap off his head.
And he looked at me really sad and was like, I really hate when people do that and said that he was embarrassed because he's losing his hair.
Yeah, see, lunchbox does that to me all the time.
Does what?
It knocks my hat off.
And he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
Like, you know, like a bully in high school.
And I was like, stop it.
And then Morgan did it right after that.
And I don't know what I said.
I'm probably made some dumb jes.
joke. And she knocked my head off and I was like, Morgan, I hate when people do that. That's like,
that's like pulling my pants down in the gym. Like, I have no hair. I feel naked when you take
my hat. You don't tell us that you're self-conscious about being bald. To be fair, you talk about it,
you joke about it. You never say to us, I'm self-conscious because I'm balding. If you say that,
we'll like different and we will respect you. But I wear a hat every day. Okay. I wear a hat a lot
of days. No, no, but you know that like I don't like to expose my head because it's balding.
You should say, hey, listen, it kind of bothers me. And we will happen.
respect that. Yeah, okay. So after the last hat knock off, I said that. So was this
going to end? I didn't know. I still didn't know until right now. You don't knock on. You're good,
bones. You don't knock my hat off. But lunchbox does it all the time and then Morgan did it.
Here's what's funny about this story. Eddie was rude to Morgan first. And then she does
something back and he's the one that's hurt. And he doesn't apologize for his action.
Yeah, you should apologize. What did I say? You were making fun of Big Morgan.
Oh, that's what I was. And she didn't really like that. Little Morgan. Her role's big.
because she liked the producer.
And Big Morgan, they don't like those nicknames.
Right, they don't like the nicknames.
And I was like, come on, Big Morgan.
And she just knocked my hat off.
But you knew she didn't like it, but you did it anyway.
Yeah, of course, of course.
So y'all both did things that the other doesn't like.
So we're all, okay, Eddie's self-conscious because he's bald.
Morgan's self-conscious because she doesn't want to be called Big Morgan.
She's not big.
She's not big.
Okay.
There are a lot of people out there that are overweight.
Well, yeah, but.
And you're good.
Like big mama.
Well, we won't call you.
I'm all.
settling on calling her the Wichita Web Girl and just going with that.
Wichita Webb?
Well, yeah, Morgan and then the Wichita Web Girl.
Because it's too much.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Time for your positivity here on Friday.
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She had perfect attendance as she fought cancer.
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That's not easy.
And she was like, there were days where I felt bad and the chemoed.
And she was like, and she went to every single class.
I love that.
Right?
Yes.
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So that's an awesome story.
Amy, you're up.
Well, a guy was hanging out at Yukon Lake and he spotted a camera about 20 feet from shore,
like in the water, but he was like, well, that's the camera.
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What are the odds?
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It started getting shared around.
And several thousand shares later, they found the owner, returned the camera,
and they got their little digital card with their 50 photos from their little lake vacation.
And, yeah, I mean, here's the thing.
Yeah.
Even outside all that rush of hacking, Facebook does do good stuff.
You know what I mean?
It does.
Yeah.
I wonder if a Russian found it.
And I was like, we must get the camera back to the American.
Do something good.
Do something good.
And if he dies, he dies.
Lunch rock.
George lives in Maine, and every day he gets home from work, his cat's on the front porch going, meow, meow, there to greet him.
He comes home about a year ago.
No cat.
So the next day, no cat.
Six months later, he's like, no cat's ever coming home.
Well, the cat was found 120 miles away.
They don't know how I got there.
It was just sitting on a picnic table.
Someone got it.
was going to adopt it.
Microchipped, brought the cat back.
Wow, it probably hits your ride on a car.
They do that.
Hitchhike?
Cats, they get in like hoods and they get in like wheel up in the wheel part or the
they get in the bumper squeezed in and they ride.
You're trying to stay warm, but yeah, they ride.
Mostly they're just trying to survive.
They're like, nah, they're just chilling, man.
Hey, Dave.
How are you?
Hey, good.
We're talking to our old buddy Dave Winters again.
Dave's calling us to talk about the end.
Intrepid Fallen Heroes Fund, which we work with.
And so thanks for calling.
It's a pleasure to be on again.
You know, whenever you come on, I always like to reset and kind of remind our listeners.
Can you give us a brief overview of what Intrepid Fallen Heroes is and what happens there?
We're helping American service members who are suffering the effects of traumatic brain injury,
and we're building a series of specialized treatment centers for these men and women at military basis all across the country.
So would you being the president of this,
what kind of changes have you seen to the patients who have been treated at your centers?
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Over 90% of the men and women who have been treated in these centers
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We want them to visit our website or follow us.
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importance of helping these men and women who are suffering from traumatic brain injury.
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Appreciate what you do.
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Story of the day.
This story comes to us from Florida.
Doug and Lindsay are married and they're sitting at home and they're like,
hmm, how can we get some money from the insurance company?
I know we'll fake a break in. Say they stole $7,000 in jewelry and cash and we'll get away with it.
So they took it as far as shooting themselves in the arm.
Oh, it's good.
Yeah.
To act like a robbery.
Yeah, yeah.
It's good.
The only problem is, instead of breaking the glass into the house, they broke the window out.
So the glass is laying in the yard.
And so investigators poked holes in their story, they were arrested and they had to go to the hospital because they shot each other.
I'm surprised that someone with such a brilliant idea would do something so dumb and shoot the glass out.
Oh, man.
They're committed.
You got to give them that.
I'm lunchbacks.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonnet story.
That's lunchbacks with your.
So yesterday on the show, Eddie was talking about getting a Jeep.
He wanted to get the exact Jeep that I had.
And he got a Jeep, by the way.
I did.
Oh, it's official?
Oh, my job.
Papers are signed.
The car is mine.
He's got himself a Jeep.
Copycast.
Ah, but.
There's a twist.
They got him a red one.
I found a red jeep.
Everything's different.
It's red.
It's soft top.
It's standard.
It's manual transmission.
Yeah, that's standard.
It's stick shift.
And, dude, I love it so far.
So good.
I mean, the only thing I'm thinking now is you really like red, so you want to trade?
No, they had a red one.
Oh, and you chose not to?
I didn't want a stick.
Oh, that's the problem.
Yeah.
See, here's my thing with the stick shift.
I feel like I'm in control of the car and I'm a Jeep.
So just in case I want to go mudding, in case I want to take it on a field and do donuts.
I'm glad you got it, though.
I like it.
Thank you, dude.
I'm so pumped.
And it's kind of my way, I guess, I'm treating myself.
Like, I don't know.
The way my wife.
said is just like you deserve it you work so hard and you deserve something nice and I always
feel so bad I'm like I don't want you should treat yourself for me you know you spend a lot of
a lot of weekends on the road with idiots playing fun shows yeah great job oh wait a minute
I mean you're like your life's already having fun your life's already a super big treat dude
she gets to have fun with country artists every day yeah treat yourself yeah dang I guess you're
right like take the deep back but that's sweet of your wife to that's what she says she knows
you want something new now too yeah well she didn't say
it, but you think she's thinking it?
I think she's probably plotting that 2018 takeover.
Yeah.
I'm glad you got a Jeep.
Thank you, man.
I'm punk.
Welcome me to the Jeep family.
Oh, yeah.
I'm in,
I'm not any family.
Oh, you're not?
And people go, it's a Jeep thing.
I'm like, no, it's not for me.
I like the Jeep.
Eddie, will you do the Jeep wave?
I'm already started.
Like, everyone that I see, like, they don't see me, but I wave.
People wave at me on my Jeep.
I always think that I don't, I just didn't recognize them.
I was that, Jimmy?
Frank?
Was that, what?
What was that?
Pitt?
Oh, no.
Frank.
Yeah.
I don't mean,
I mean,
I know any Franks,
I think.
But,
well, hey,
if I see you
on the road bones,
I'll wave at you.
Cool.
And I'll be like,
who's that?
Was that Eddie?
Is that Frank?
Yeah, yeah.
Bobby Bones.
I don't know whether to be insulted
or to feel like
it's a huge compliment,
but there's somebody who is
using me as catfish bait
online.
If you go to my Twitter,
Sam,
Peoria, Illinois,
is looking for a date.
It's me.
It's my picture.
They're using my picture
with my dog.
And so they're tricking people
And I think it's Tinder.
Hey, Morgan number two, you're a kid.
What's this, what says that?
Yeah.
That's Tinder?
I mean, yeah, you're, I can see how you're torn.
Like, should I, is this a compliment or is it weird?
The problem is they have this dude listen to is 42.
I'm five years away from that.
That's an insult.
Granted, I have a beard, look a little older there in a picture.
But yeah, I'm being using a catfish bait there.
What do you think about the girl, though, like whoever's falling for it?
Do you feel like bad for them?
You know, I try not to get too invested in fictional stories.
Yeah.
I can't control that.
You know how many times I've fallen for a fake?
Because someone's going to think it's you and they're going to meet this Sam guy and be like, oh, great.
Yeah, if he ever shows up.
Yeah, I don't think you ever show up.
But I'm being used as catfish bait, which is kind of exciting.
That means, like, it's kind of a compliment.
You kind of made it, yeah.
Like one time, I told you, I went and I donated a bunch of clothes and it was, it's called abilities unlimited.
but it's basically a they have a lot where you give donate clothes
clothing joy house like a like a thrift shop give me a brand of one
goodwill goodwill great we had where I grew up it was abilities unlimited thank you
yeah so we had and so what they would do at Abilities Unlimited was people that
they would give them jobs if just like Goodwill and Salvation Army and I donated a bunch
of clothes and some of my clothes made the mannequin a man a mannaissance of
front. Oh, that's a compliment. I was like, that's cool. That's what's up. The shirt I gave it. They
used his one and once. And that means you were built like the mannequin too. No. Oh, no. No. That's like
I don't know my brain is. I couldn't remember Goodwill. Yeah. I was like, we got you after two minutes. I'm
over here throwing out the most obscure one ever. Ability is unlimited. No one's ever heard of.
And I can't think of goodwill. Because Goodwill seems so easy. I was like, what is he looking for?
What's that store called though that's blue kind of? And it's like, it's like a walrus or something.
Oh, Walmart. That's it.
What?
What?
What's wrong with you?
Are you on medicine again?
No.
A walrus.
Like, how do I forget Walmart?
I got it.
I got it.
I get it.
I get it.
I'm such an idiot.
But yeah.
It's really big.
It's sell everything.
That thing, like you throw a bow and arrow at it.
It's like a Target.
What's that store?
Oh, yeah.
Target.
No, you're talking about Walgreens.
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The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
It's Friday.
So we got some new albums out today.
Taylor Swift's reputation.
is finally available.
Ooh.
And then also, Billy Ray Cyrus, set the record straight, is out.
And Miley Cyrus is even on the album, too.
She is.
That's his daughter.
Yeah.
Fun fact.
Also, because it's Friday, you got some movies out.
Murder on the Orient Express with Johnny Depp.
What's that?
66% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
I don't know.
There's 13 strangers.
Listen, I'll tell you, 13 strangers stranded on a train where everyone's a suspect.
Is it a remake?
It's like Clue.
the game.
Oh, yes, totally.
On a train.
It's like somebody did it in the caboose with a kid.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Easy there, easy there.
Easy there.
Hey, murder.
Easy.
Yeah, easy, easy.
Also out today is Daddy's Home 2 with Will Ferrell and Mark Wahlberg.
I'm just, I guess my interest in movies is going way down because I don't like to sit in theaters
because they're gross.
Right.
So that's why I'm like, I don't even watch.
I think in my mind's blocked from previews because I'm like, wouldn't care.
I don't care anyway.
You're like, if it's not on Netflix, I ain't watching it.
Or if I can't download it.
Yeah, so there you go.
Yeah, I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Morning Corny!
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice?
To prove he wasn't chicken.
I mean, you really think that's funny?
Honestly, like you're laughing back.
This is not shit.
It's like you think that's funny.
I really do.
Because you get it.
He's like, I'm in the show.
No, no, no, I get it.
I just wonder if you really in your heart think that's funny.
Yes.
Okay.
That was the morning corny.
There you go.
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Bobby Bones, everybody.
It's my pleasure to have them in these guys.
Lanko is here.
Hey, hey.
I say my pleasure because, man, if there was a gospel to be preached about Lanko,
I've been, I'm that crazy guy on the street corner that you walk by and he's like,
all right, dude, how long are you going to yell about it?
With the cardboard signs.
Yes.
And he's like, oh.
And you're like, okay, like, I appreciate the message of sharing, but, man, that's me.
Well, hey, thank you.
And I appreciate it.
Unlike that crazy guy on the sidewalk, I was proven right?
Because you guys are awesome.
Some of that stuff they say on the sidewalk, I'm like, what if aliens do come?
I don't know.
You kind of convinced me, like, maybe those guys know what's going on.
They know what they're saying.
Congratulations on the song, man.
Thank you.
It is such a monster.
It is so crazy.
Man.
It's a, I mean, it's been a crazy ride this whole year.
We put this out a little while ago.
I mean, you heard it a while ago, and I remember you liking it back last year.
Before the name change.
Yeah.
You're talking about before you?
This is this.
It's called Greatest Love Story now, but it used to be called American Love Story.
It did, yes.
And I was like, that's a terrible name.
You have to change it.
It didn't make sense.
And so in January, I did the class of 2017.
The only rule was you could never have had a song that charted.
And so I was like, Lanko, because this song is, and here we are, and it's November.
It takes that long.
I know.
And that's the thing.
It just shows kind of the journey of a song.
This song has been with us for a while, and it's been with now people for a while, but it just takes that long.
And it's really taken on a life of its own.
It's been so cool.
Once it got a shot and it got out there, people just started resonating with it and spreading the word.
And it's been really cool to watch.
I love it.
Yeah.
I was texting with Brandon a couple of days ago, lead singer-old.
Lanko. And I was like, dude, I might be more excited than you are that this song is crushing.
I doubt that. I don't know. We're pretty excited.
Yeah, I don't know. That's thing. Like, you might be excited. I was trying to find another, like, adjective because it's so, I mean, it's surreal.
It's, sometimes you wake up, you're like, oh, yeah, this is happening. This is our life now. I'm so happy for you guys.
Okay. I'd like to hear it when we talk some more. But they're going to play Greatest Love Story now. This is Lanko and the gang's all here.
On 30 of us.
Yeah, I said we only seat 31.
Luckily, they got everybody in here.
But there are, they're six of you here, right?
Five.
Five.
No, five.
Eddie works for you.
Oh.
Oh, I thought you were the new mariachi guy.
All right, here's Lancoe, and I think the best song on the radio right now, greatest love story.
All right, boys.
Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music on this IHart Radio channel or podcast.
anymore, but you can go to bobbybones.com to see it.
We hate that we had to take it down.
It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as
much as possible.
So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank
you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff.
So our boss is actually, and he walked in, this is Rod Phillips up here.
You guys probably met Rod 100 times, right?
Yeah.
How long have I been annoying you about that song?
Like, genuinely annoying you about that song?
Literally since,
January. Of last year.
And you know, he's got a thousand, he's got labels, everybody throwing songs that I'm left and right.
And so I understand where he's coming from. He's like, okay, well, let's see.
Yeah.
But it's like now, it's, you see it, right?
It's the best song on the radio right now.
That's what I said.
That's what I said.
Helling you, boys.
Thank you so much. We appreciate it, man.
We recognize, we appreciate it.
And we're glad for your support and glad you've been on this journey with us.
That's what's cool, you know, when people support you early and then you kind of go through all this together.
And then as you rise, you're all there together.
and it's one big happy family.
I think you're still one single away, though,
from being able to pass us at festivals
because you're still playing.
Oh, I just tell me.
Oh, boy, wait, right.
That's what happens.
So we play festivals together,
and the raging idiots play big stage,
and Lanko plays the little stage.
You know, so.
I think we need some jumpsuits.
That's the problem.
Maybe so.
Yeah, it's a track suit.
From being ahead of you.
One more, though, and you guys can maybe jump,
right, Eddie?
Good luck to you.
Yeah, good luck with that way.
Maybe next year we can open up for you on those big
stages, you know? Yeah. We're seeing, I'm telling you, we got to work on the jumpsuits.
Like, I don't envy you because I've seen you playing those things in the heat.
I don't know how you do it. No, I like y'all's style. Y'all need to stick with your look.
You've got it down. All right, fine. My favorite part is whenever in the song,
you sort of repeat some sums or whatever. Hey, can we do that? Can we all sing the hook?
Yeah. Because, like, we all love this song so much. We never do this. We weren't going to interrupt
the song. But if you don't mind, we'd all, as a group, like, to sing the hook.
Can't believe Bobby's going to allow us to do this.
I love the song.
I know.
Y'all, this is a huge testament to the song because, like, hit it.
Ready here?
We count us in.
Two, three, four.
I was going to be your forever.
You were going to be my wife.
We didn't know any better.
Didn't have a clue about life.
Well, I was what you wanted.
You were what I needed.
We committed in between.
We were going to be the girl.
Greatest love story
This town has ever seen.
Yeah.
That's good right there, man.
You know my favorite line?
I like it where it's like, you know, we got together,
we had some drinks, we both grown up,
and we figured out who we are,
and then all of a sudden you got down on a knee.
I was like, I was quick.
Down, and then, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
But then, my favorite part is after that
when he repeats, down on one knee.
Like that.
It's my moment.
It's a big moment.
It's a big moment.
Yeah.
I feel the suspense.
As you can see, we are genuine fans.
We don't geek out about anything ever,
and we love it for you guys.
Can you guys hang out?
We appreciate it.
Let's hang.
Yeah, absolutely.
Landco is here.
We're going to come back in just a second.
All right, Landco is here.
They have this song right now.
It's crushed it live.
I mean, and you got the invite back.
I don't always do that.
Sometimes it's like, hey, it's good to see you.
There's the door.
You know what I mean?
So, okay.
So play this song because I know you play it.
I saw the video
The Nihoran slow hands
Can you guys play that?
Do you guys play that?
That song's a jam by the way too
Slow hands
It's a dangerous thing
It gets in your head
It'll be there all day
So let's do it
So we can just
Landco is here
Literally all day
If you haven't
By the way
It's just an EP land right now right
Yeah
Okay
So is there any plans
For like the full record?
Oh yeah
We actually just wrapped it up
We've been working on it with Jay Joel
who we've been working with since the beginning.
But when's it coming out?
I don't care about it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But we literally just wrapped it up, like, top of the year.
So you don't know when it's coming out yet?
Kind of no, kind of don't know.
But it's the beginning, definitely the top of the year.
Okay.
We can say January.
Okay, January.
That's good enough.
I'm sorry.
We're down to a month.
I'm really looking forward to it.
Yeah, we are too, man.
It's, we've been working on a while now, and literally just wrapped it up.
So it covers everywhere from when we, you know, pretty much got started.
already into where we're at now, and so it's a, we're proud of it.
Here is Lanko doing slow hands.
We'll cover this morning.
I mean, I can talk to these guys for like an hour, but Brandon came over to the house,
Brandon Lancaster, lead singer of Lanko, and we just talked, we did a bobbycats like an hour and a half.
And so if you want to hear that, just search Bobbycast on IHeartRadio or iTunes.
And then after that, something I don't normally do, we sat, we just walked downstairs in my living
room and talk for probably another hour.
Yeah, yeah.
And we're both kind of awkward.
people and we had a good nice
like I enjoyed our talk.
It was like two things
that shouldn't fit together, awkward lists.
I talked for a long time.
That kind of takes one to no one kind of thing.
Once you open up, start talking, then
yeah, man, we went forward. It was awesome.
Yeah, I think we found love. And then you got down to one knee.
And then I repeated myself.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I said it twice.
I was worried.
Bobbycast, that's one of our go-toes
on the road. We'll listen to it.
Oh, thank you guys. Yeah, absolutely.
Appreciate that. Man, how about you guys?
If you don't know the story about these guys, they used to be called Colplay.
They changed their name.
Not many people know that about us.
Nobody.
I'm breaking it right now.
And you guys do a fantastic live show and if people get a chance.
You went out with Chris Young next year.
Say some nice things about me.
You didn't like me that much.
I'm trying to patch this up.
I'll put a good word.
Be like, hey, Bobby guy's not so bad.
Just, you know, kind of put that out there, you know.
But congratulations.
Thank you very much.
Seriously, thank you so much for support and your friendship.
Your good guy.
We appreciate you.
I am a good guy, huh?
You are a good guy.
You're pretty good guy.
Pretty good guy.
That's all.
Okay, well, we're going to go.
You guys are awesome.
Congratulations on the song.
I'm sure I'll be hitting you up
when you guys get that number one.
At least I'll put you on the phone
and congratulate you.
Send you some cookies or something.
Some cookies, all right.
I mean, now I'm excited.
Eddie, we've probably seen him out 20 times this year.
Yes, it's too many times.
Yeah, like we're done.
We're done seeing each other for the year.
Like, we've met our quota.
But next year's right on the corner,
so start it all over again.
All right.
They're at Lanko and The Greatest Love Story.
I was in an Uber, and he was the flipping station the other day.
I was in an Uber, and he wasn't much of a country guy.
And he stopped on this song and stopped on this song and sang it.
And when it was over, it changed it.
That's awesome.
Yeah, no line.
And I was like, I know him.
I know that.
I know all those guys.
All right, we're going to go.
Landcoe.
Thank you, guys.
See you soon.
I wanted to play this.
I just thought it was a really nice thing.
I'm separated enough from it now to play it with,
I think, like getting emotional at all.
But so I was put into the Radio Hall of Fame
and I got up and they had this video they ran.
And we hadn't talked about this at all.
And so I have audio from the video
and the video is Amy
reading over some stuff
while showing clips of me.
I just want to play some of it here.
So this is the Amy intro video.
Everybody's in there
and we're all sitting at tables and like tuxes
You didn't know it was coming.
I had no idea.
And then all the way did this thing where she was like,
I guess you're not getting a video tonight because I don't know anybody that made one.
And I was like, that's random for her to say.
She did that like 10 minutes into the night too.
Well, because there are other people had videos and I was like,
well, people have videos?
I guess you're not getting one.
Bobby Bones was born Bobby Estelle in Hot Springs, Arkansas,
and grew up in the rural community of Mountain Pine.
I shared that room with my grandma for a bed.
It's Mount Pines.
This is where I live right here.
Bobby began to dream of a radio career around the age of six.
Bobby knew that he wanted to make people laugh and entertain them as a radio or TV star,
and that's when the calls to the local radio station began.
From the age of 10, Bobby was a regular on Pop Station 105-9, K-L-A-Z,
introducing songs as Bobby the Barbarian.
At age 17, Bobby began his formal radio career at the campus station of Henderson State University.
While still in college, Bobby returned to K-L-A-Z as a station hand.
But within a few days, he was given the opportunity to go on air.
They were like, hey, you have to go on the air.
And I was 17.
I didn't have a radio name.
And they were like, your name is going to be Bobby Zee or Bobby Bones.
I was like, man, both those names are terrible.
And I guess I'll take bones because it sounds like a pirate or something cool.
So the video is running and I'm like, oh, this is interesting.
It's cool.
And it was really the only time where I started to get kind of emotional.
Because I'm like, Amy's talking about me and it's like going back into my hometown.
After a few other radio jobs, Bobby began hosting the Bobby Bone Show on Austin's 96.7 Kiss FM.
While in Austin, Bobby met two of his future co-hosts and I met one of my best friends.
That's where it was.
And I was like, ooh, got me.
And my eyeball started to get hot.
And I was like, oh, please don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
Don't cry.
And so Amy was like turning around looking at me, trying to judge some sort of reaction.
And I was like looking down.
I was holding out.
I was holding out.
In 2013, Clear Channel, now I heart media.
moved Bobby to Nashville and a country format
while also syndicating his show with Premier Networks nationwide.
All the record labels are there,
all the major stars live there just about,
and we're going to be the biggest country show in the United States.
The Bobby Bone Show took off and became a country powerhouse
and is now heard on over 100 stations by almost 7 million listeners monthly.
Bobby's brand also exploded with the best-selling book,
a stand-up comedy tour and a touring comedy band The Raging Idiots.
When I grow up,
Buh,
Bucke be what is an original.
Bobby Bones is the real deal.
Bobby Bones...
Stop that.
...is a 2017 inductee into the National Radio Hall of Fame.
Congratulations, Bobby.
We love you.
Look that.
Dang.
I got feels again.
That's good.
That's really good.
And I was like, dang, I was trying not to cry.
And I didn't.
And I walked to...
And I didn't have a speech prepared, but yeah, it was good.
It was really good, but as it was going, I was sitting there going, man, they didn't ask me to voice anything.
Yeah, I mean, this isn't about that.
Amy did great, though.
Yeah, it was awesome.
It was really good.
And then I got up, and I knew that our listeners were listening.
Like, I knew that some, because they were tweeting me, they're like, we're listening to the thing.
Because when they call me Bobby Jones at the beginning of it, a lot of them were like, they just called you Bobby Jones at your Hall of Fame speech.
And I was like, you know, what else do you expect?
And so I knew they'd be listening.
and so this was some of me.
I think that's why, and I know there are a lot of listeners
are listening to this right now that I owe everything to.
I know they're sitting at home right now,
listening to me talk at the Radio Hall of Fame
when they're going to listen to my show in five hours
and all the listeners that are listening to this right now,
like I would not be up here without you either.
So I know you're not in this room,
but thank you so much for letting us come every single morning.
And thank you for building a platform for us to give back
because that's really been the calling of our show
from as recent as what happened in Las Vegas to the hurricanes to St. Jude,
together, and I don't mean me, and I don't mean that room.
I mean, all of it.
The people that listen to the show together in four and a half years,
we've literally done tens of millions of dollars.
And without the listeners, and that's applause for the listeners.
That's not for me.
So we didn't have any time to talk about it this week.
It's been a busy week, but I wanted to play it and acknowledge.
I thought Amy did a crazy good job at doing it.
doing the saying.
It wasn't even what was produced or written,
but you said it and how you said it
and she was sitting beside me
and it was just like, man.
And then I wanted to play the listeners
didn't hear that.
Like even when you're not around,
I'm talking about you.
That makes sense.
Yes.
Yeah, that's all.
It's Friday.
I feel like I was going to play that.
Everybody entertained by that or no?
Yeah.
Of course.
Okay.
Anything else you want to grab about
lunchbox?
No.
Go ahead.
I don't want to grab.
I'm just happy for you.
Thank you very much.
job, Amy. Let me compliment you. I don't need that compliment. I mean, he did a great job.
Get your bones on. Bobby Bones show. You know, this point last week, lunchbox and his wife went to
Vegas for a baby-making weekend. Because I saw that on his Instagram. So he said. He said over
the year many times, they're trying to have a baby right now. And so what's this weekend?
This weekend is just, we're back home. I mean, I guess, I mean, it's baby-making weekend,
but it's just on home turf, I guess. Oh, my goodness. Because we decided to take it on the road because it hasn't
worked in our home environment
so we thought maybe getting out
being in a new environment
trying a different
you know.
Well, it's only been a week.
It might have worked.
Well, I understand that,
but I'm just saying
that's why we took it on the road.
Are you...
And it's not so much how I ask it.
It's how he answers it.
Okay.
So we have to be careful.
Because lunch you's trying to have a baby.
Are you trying
even when you don't even want to try
sometimes?
Because you're trying so hard?
Oh, I don't know about that.
I mean, there's so much romance and passion,
you know?
We just kind of...
Stop.
Is he talking about?
When she comes home from where she sees me, she's like, woo!
And I'm like, are you being serious?
Okay, but in all seriousness, as a female who tried to get pregnant for a really long time,
you track certain things and you have a calendar and you know what's happening.
And sometimes you might be like, okay, it's time.
And you just kind of do what you got to do.
Or is that how to be?
Oh, she's got an app for that.
Yeah.
And it's time?
Well, I mean, we do it whenever, but especially on those days.
Yeah, if you're trying to get pregnant, you should especially do it on the thing.
But you're not just doing, you're not setting appointments to do it.
No, no, we don't set the clock.
Be like, okay, three o'clock.
Some people do that.
Yeah, totally.
I know, I'm just saying, no, we don't do that.
But when she's around, I'm around, and then she gives me that look and gives me the nod.
I'm like, all right.
Go time.
It's a look and a nod.
Sometimes it's a wink.
Sometimes it's a lick of the lips.
Okay.
Stop.
Hey, daddy.
And I'm like, what's wrong with you.
I don't know.
I don't know.
He lies all the time, but I don't know if he, I just don't know.
About the hey, dad.
part. I don't know. The lick in the lips. I don't know. Like, I cannot picture his wife at all for
one second being like, hey daddy. But you shouldn't be able to. That's their thing. Oh, wow.
Yeah. We do us. Let them have it. Okay. And so far, no pregnancy. So far, no pregnancy
to announce. Okay. This time next year, we could have like nine kids in this place. That's true.
It's like Swiss family Robinson up here. I like it. Except nobody knows what that is anymore.
I know what that is. Exactly. So I don't know. It's even. It's even.
before we were born. Who's Swiss Robinson?
Oh my goodness. Even Eddie,
it was like 50. He doesn't even know. Come on, it's a TV
show. It's old, old school, and they were
a family living in the woods. No, that's a little house
in the prairie. Oh, okay. Oh my goodness.
The Bobby Bone Show.
I feel like it's late
in the show when you talk about this. So Facebook,
you know, there's a problem where
if you're dating someone and you get mad at them,
you can take a picture of them
and just put it online. It's revenge.
Yes. They would call it revenge
pornography. But Facebook's
insane new plan to stop it is saying hey
send us your new photos
and that way we'll be able to recognize them if somebody
else tries to upload them.
Why? How can they do that? I don't understand
how they
how do they do that? How would you like to work in that department?
Okay.
Jimmy. Check this one out.
But that's the story.
I just don't understand how that
work, how they would, how
them having it is going to be them
preventing it. I guess it's like facial
recognition where like as a body
As soon as that's posted, yeah, as soon as that's posted, they know that it's that.
It has to be more than the face, because pictures of your face can get uploaded all the time.
It's got to be body recognition.
Man.
With the face?
And who would upload their picture?
And who is the first one to approach that idea and take it into a board room and go?
Guys, I got it.
Zuckerberg.
Oh, boy.
Get your bones on Bobby Ponds show.
I was looking at this picture, this couple in Vegas.
They saw O.J. Simpson.
They took a picture with them and post online.
If you saw OJ, would you stop him to take a picture?
No.
No. Yes.
Okay, Launchbox, you go first.
Just because he is a public figure and he's someone well known and just to be able to have that picture and it's a conversation thing like, man, you met OJ, what was he like?
And to have an interaction with him to see if you...
Would you post it online?
Yeah.
Like, look, I just met OJ.
So he was found guilty of murder.
No, he wasn't.
Yes, he was in a civil case.
He was.
Yes, he was.
That's a fact, lunchbox
Yeah, you don't need to Google it
You don't have to Google it
I'm Googling
The criminal case
He was found not guilty
Correct
But he found innocent
He found not guilty
In the civil case
He lost a ton of money
He still owes all that money
That's why he owes the Goldman's all that money
I just don't think I would
Yeah
I don't think so either
I mean the problem is he is a famous person
And people like to take pictures
of famous people
So would you get a picture with Charles Manson
No no no
I wouldn't even take a picture with OJ
Like just no
It sat with me weird
When I saw the picture posted
I was like, oh, you're taking a picture with O.J. Simpson.
You know, I've had this same thought, and I wouldn't now.
But it's a bummer because how cool a long time ago would have been to have a picture with Bill Cosby.
Yeah, you're right.
But if I saw him today, I don't think I would stop and get a picture with him.
Well, and that's why you don't name schools after alive people either.
Oh, really?
Because, I mean, there's not a rule that says that.
But that's why, like, I feel like I have to oddly be at a higher standard because my town has a sign that says,
welcome to the boyhood home of Bobby Bones.
True. That if I do anything, I
embarrassed that and they have to take that down. That means
a lot to me. So
I think there were Cosby schools.
Wow. No.
I think there were, at least a couple.
Did you see the OJ case? You Google it over?
I'm Googling it. How are you still Googling?
He stayed quiet, so he probably knows the right
answer. No, I googled it's the old typewriter.
Civil case guilty.
Well, you can be, that doesn't mean
you're guilty of murder.
Like you said he was found guilty of murder.
He may have been convicted of something in a civil court,
but that doesn't mean he's convicted of murder.
Would someone mind Googling that at a faster pace?
Can let me try.
Well, but also, lunchbox after watching, I mean, did you, I don't know,
your own personal opinion, do you think he's guilty?
I mean.
He wants the picture, so he's going to say no.
Right.
Yes, I do.
Yeah.
I do, yeah.
49% of people says way too much TV to watch.
Like, there's just too much.
I agree with that.
There is a lot out there.
Okay, but pick your own.
That means there's more options for you.
I'm not hating on it, but there's a lot.
Now that we have Netflix and Hulu and all these other ways of getting shows, like there's a lot.
Last year, there were 455 different new shows that aired.
Think about that.
Like almost 500 new shows.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
Not enough time in the day.
Yeah, but you're not supposed to watch them all.
But you, like, you guys talk about so many good shows and I just can't keep up.
Like I...
No, no, no.
You watch more shows than we do.
Yours are just the ones that are like reality shows.
Well, I do do those, but then I want to try to watch, you know, like,
stranger things you guys talk about.
And I just, I don't know where you, and black mirror and all this, but I have other ones
that I've been watching and I'm like, man.
Like Survivor and Teen Mom and then Teen Mom again.
And I've had three babies and still a teenager.
Also Teen Mom, it's the UK version.
Eddie?
Yeah, yeah.
He wasn't found guilty of murder, but he is owing them money for punitive damages to the family.
About murder.
I mean about the murder.
Yeah.
He didn't get in trouble because he stole their credit card.
It's not, OJ did an identity theft.
It's $25 million.
That's not, yeah, that's not a little.
But you would take a picture.
I'd be like, Mr. Simpson, I'd get a picture.
Yes, absolutely.
Man, you get crushed online if you post that.
I'd love to see it.
I mean, you guys, it's a natural thing when you see someone famous.
You want to get a picture with him.
I understand that.
Like, I get that mentality, but.
Okay, let's say Mike Tyson.
Would you get a picture with him?
Maybe.
What is he done?
Well, he served time for rape.
Oh, my goodness.
See, yeah.
That's not top of mind for me.
I've gotten a picture with him.
I didn't go out and get a picture with them.
Yeah.
But you don't think about that when you see them.
I did.
And I was like, I'm not getting a picture with someone who is.
So, yes, I do.
I did.
I mean, there's other people that have done crimes and we take pictures with them.
I mean.
But there's the levels of crimes.
I think that I'm done.
Yeah, like, I mean, that one football player that stole lobster or whatever,
James Winston.
Oh, yeah.
If I saw him.
Yeah, yeah.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
If you're rich, there's a good chance you're up before dawn,
which that's pretty cool for us because we wake up before dawn,
but I don't know when the whole.
Not rich, though.
Rich things happening.
But people wake up early.
The money makers, they start their day before, like, half the population.
Yeah, it's because they just get more done.
It makes sense.
You get up before people.
You get more done than you have more done.
You make...
It's not about money.
Like rich to me
Okay so successful
Yes successful
Right I agree with that
Successful people get started
Maybe earlier or even later
It's just the amount of time you put into things
I definitely would put it as successful not rich
But the headline of this said rich
So I went with it
But yeah you utilize your time more effectively
You're working to clear out your mind
It gets the rest of your day rolling
And you're just ahead of everyone
Listen I wouldn't wake up early though
I don't do be out
I know I didn't say I wouldn't stay up and work until at 4 a.m.
There you go
But I hate waking up at 3 in the morning.
Mornings are miserable.
That's why I'm going to end up not doing this one day.
I'm just, I can't take the hours.
But are you still going to wake up early to get ahead of everybody?
I just stay up later.
Because sometimes I wake up earlier and stay up later.
And I'm like, I'm losing on both ends.
High candles burning on both ends.
That's why I end up sounding like this.
Yeah, what else?
Okay, I suffer from this.
Dead butt syndrome.
What?
It's from sitting too long and we sit here for five hours plus doing the show because
we report other things.
Is that like IBS?
No, that's irritable bowel syndrome.
That's real.
This is like you're sitting too long.
You get tension.
You get aches and your low back, your hip.
So what you need to do, if your hips are feeling tight, you're sitting too long, like you should stand up every hour on the hour.
And my chiropractor even told me this.
And then I saw this story out like dead butt syndrome.
It's becoming like more rampant.
Sounds like a terrible Netflix movie.
So this is just my PSA to people who have a job sitting.
you have got to stand up or if you're doing a car, a road trip or a flight, every hour you need
to be moving around or something or you're going to get this. DBS.
Dead butt syndrome. Thank you very much.
Okay, Eddie, the color of your kid's room affects their behavior.
FYI. What color is your kid's room?
That's blue.
Ooh, yeah.
Good news for you.
Blue is calming to children.
Well, that's false because my children are not calming.
What if they are calmer, though?
You just don't know it.
Because, well, maybe I should paint their room.
another color and try it out, you mean?
I think you should paint the room tan and it's just awful.
Yeah, no, they're not calm in their room at all.
I feel like something, they're breaking something every time they're upstairs in their room.
Do we ask because they're kids, Eddie?
Yeah, I know.
But I'm just saying this blue color thing, eh.
Okay.
What if you gave them their own paint and said paint your own walls?
I did that when we first got our house and the little one wanted his blood orange.
So we painted it in blood orange and now that's my office.
Oh.
I don't know if this is going to be a good or bad idea.
Eddie, maybe you can tell me since you're already a parent.
But we have this little reading nook for our kids.
And when they get here, it's this wallpaper that they can color on.
That's cool.
It's almost like a coloring book on the wall.
And yeah, while that's cool, I wonder if they're going to start to think they can just color on any wall.
And, like, we're over at someone else's house and they start just coloring on the wall.
And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Yeah, it's going to be inevitable.
They're going to ride on every wall.
They write on our walls all the time.
But magic eraser, that is what takes care of everything.
Okay.
Wow.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, click quickly to round out this story, yellow.
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If you're into that, zero chance paying your kids room yellow is going to make them concentrate.
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I'm just saying, I don't have kids.
Hey, I ain't happening.
All right, what else?
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Or something I've always wanted to try to pop.
Okay.
One of those focus pills.
What?
Adderall?
Yeah.
Oh.
I haven't tried one of those.
Oh, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that'll get you going.
From someone who has been prescribed Adderall and taken it, it's hardcore.
Well, so I'm writing the second book and I'm, I've, I've written the bot all of the book pretty much.
Now I'm just dividing it and rewriting it with my editor will send it back.
And I'd have, after about two hours, I've had trouble focusing.
Whoa, you got two hours in?
That's amazing.
Like, like, that's a second.
Amy can't focus after 10 minutes, dude.
Mine is like two minutes. Bobby, two hours. You probably need to take a break after two hours.
Just as like a normal human.
You're normal.
Bobby's like, I was concentrating for five hours and then I lost concentrating. I need Adderall.
But I was thinking if I can go too hard, like focus hard.
Yes.
Does I take Adderall? I could write a whole book.
Oh my gosh. No, you would be up all day.
That'd be amazing. No. No. No. I don't need it.
You guys think you see productivity? Oh my goodness. Let me get like an Adderall Sunday or something.
That'd be so scary.
No. No. No. No. No. Not allowed.
Not, Bobby's, you should not, you should be like in the pharmacy is like your name is red flagged.
It's like a bad check.
You know, you walk in, like, take a bad check.
No outerall for this person.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's not, I'm not a fan of it.
Me either.
Really?
No, dude, I've taken it's bad stuff.
No.
So I've never tried an illegal drug.
I've taken prescription drugs.
Like, I was on antidepressants for a while a few years ago and I'll take a Xanax sometimes.
Like, if I, like, my neck won't stop beating.
But, like, I would take an illegal outerol.
I'll just test it.
I mean, well, I can probably give you one.
Do you have some?
I might still have some.
I've taken strata, which is a time release, Adderall.
I don't want that.
I've taken Viveance.
I want whatever, like, you take it and like 20 minutes later.
Adderall or Vivance.
Yeah.
But, oh my goodness.
For a couple minutes, you're like, whoa, this stuff's amazing.
But then after a few days or even a week or two, like I just don't.
Do you know how productive I could be for a week up straight?
No.
Oh, my God.
I don't feel myself and your mouth gets really dry.
I would write a new comedy routine.
I'd write new songs, a new book.
I'd do like 10 shows at once, radio shows.
That would be bad.
Oh, that's amazing.
Give me, prescription, please.
Oh, my goodness.
All right.
We good?
Yeah, maybe that's my pile.
That's Amy's pile.
Mm-hmm.
Bang, that's a good one.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
The Mommy Mon show.
That's a wrap.
Thank you for hanging.
Big weekend.
I'll be in Somerset, Kentucky, tomorrow doing stand-up.
My last stand-up act, my funny and alone tour.
So, bittersweet.
Yeah.
Does that
Yeah, good
Yeah, we did a lot of shows
Yeah, we're gonna put out a little special
But I want to do it for free
We had a whole debate about
Putting out a special
And I wanted to put the first one out for free
So, but part of it's like me talking
about having a girlfriend
But you don't have a girlfriend now
So that's gonna be kind of awkward probably
Because part of the, a lot of my material
was like, hey, you gotta
Hey, whatever
It does life
But so yeah, I want to put that up
But then I'm off the road
The idiots are doing like
I think we have four shows left
The Raging Idiots.
But then I'm all throw it.
Next year, I'm not doing anything until like March or April.
What's good, man?
You need it.
You need that.
You need a rest, man.
Why about other things?
Oh, yeah.
Of course.
Like a book.
Yeah, but next year I got to find a new name for a new tour, new comedy tour.
But this is my last show.
I'm excited.
So we'll be funny and alone.
No, no, that's just one tour.
Oh.
You rename it every time.
It's a new tour because it's new material.
Okay, okay, okay.
I'm not talking to you down.
I'm just telling you.
So you can do funny and alone part due?
No.
That's not a naked gun.
Don't let lunchbox name your tour.
Oh, yeah, that's amazing.
And then, of course, the big show is Sunday that I'll be at.
Amy will be at.
Are you guys going to the big show?
No, we weren't invited.
I had to ask.
Well, I had to ask.
You know, Amy asked.
Yeah, it's the big charity show.
Amy asked.
Anyway, ask.
Well, let me ask around.
Y'all, all I know is I need to be there for George Strait.
Yeah.
He asked for her.
Not really.
We'll see you guys.
Have you a good weekend.
See you Monday.
Bye, everybody.
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