The Bobby Bones Show - Last Romantic Thing The Guys Have Done + Lunch Walking: Lunchbox Gives Compliments To Strangers + Debate On Honest Student's Suspension

Episode Date: September 14, 2017

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Morning, morning, morning, morning. And more, studio! One morning! You know, yesterday we were talking about what you do and you're proud of it, but people judge you for it. And mine was like, I always say Home Alone's not a Christmas movie. People judge me. I don't think it's Christmas movie.

I think it's a movie that has Christmas in it. Amy, what was yours? Oh, I power walk with my hand weights. And people were like, you know, I love my three-year-old dress, however she wants, people will judge me, and I don't care. So I like these stories. And people were back on today, Kayla in St. Louis. Hi, Kayla.

People judge you for what? I get judged all the time, and I am called an American because I do not eat steak, ribs, pork, chop, pretty much anything like that. Are you a vegetarian? No, no, I love chicken. as long as it's not on a bone. Just on American? What?

No, no, I'm American. You don't like red meat, maybe? I don't like that. I think it's just a texture thing. I severely dislike it. Dislike burgers that are like too thick. That's wrong. I'm judging you right now.

I don't want to. No. I don't want to. No, no, I don't want to judge you at all, but I am. Hey, no, seriously, thank you for waking up a calling. I really appreciate that. Appreciate you. You know, the texture thing with food is funny because that's a thing.

Forever, I didn't like, not avocado, but what do you? Guacamole. Or is I called it Wacamole. See. And so I like it. It was just like, it tastes like aliens. Yeah, it's weird. I still don't like it.

It's so good. You don't like it? I don't eat it. I'll eat an avocado, but I won't eat guacamole. Dude, I know that in jalapeno's, I don't eat it. I'm judging you for that. Okay. Dang.

So now you like guacamole. though? I like guacamole. Hey, Heather, Raleigh. Hey. Appreciate you calling. We're good. So people judge you for what?

Being overly strict, they say, on my kids. How overly strict? I don't care if I'm in the grocery store or out to dinner. If my kid's going to be a little heathling, I will spank him right there. I'm not going to take him to the bathroom. I'm not going to take him outside. I'm not going to sit him down and be like, this is what you need to do. He's going to be corrected immediately.

Did you say heathen? Yes. My grandma's called me a heathen. My mother called me a heaths all the time. Because she was like, you're like, you're like a sneaky one. You won't stop talking. You know heathen. Yeah, that's funny.

That's a southern thing, I think, the word heathen. I rarely. And I am not from the south. Where are you from? Iowa. Ah, but you live in Raleigh now? Yes. Yeah.

Well, I appreciate you calling. Thank you very much. And thanks for listening to the show. I appreciate you. I listen to you every morning, and I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.

A little girl named Amia goes to Hayden Meadows Elementary School, and she had heard about other kids that had lunch money debt. She's six years old. And she was like, well, that doesn't seem fair because all of her lunches are paid for by her mom and dad. They have enough money to cover their lunches. So she didn't quite understand. Her and her sister made a lemonade for lunch. stand. They raised money

for the lunches by making a lemonade stand in their neighborhood. And they made 40 bucks in a day and they paid it toward the debt. Again, this is a six-year-old who can keep the money and buy candy. Yeah. Good kids. And then she was like, I want to keep going. And so she did it for a week and

raised $600. That's amazing. Donated it for kids with lunch. Yeah. To think about being six and to have $100, you could buy the world. Because you're not like you're trying to buy a car at six. Yeah, most kids are not most. Sometimes they can be more selfish. For her to have the idea of like that there's a need and she could do something to fill it, that's cool. Eddie, would your kids donate that money?

Nothing against my kids, but no, they'd keep it. I think most would. Like a 10,000 piece Lego set. That's right. Yeah. So I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big Three Stories. Is producer Raymond at more than 20,000 troops and five months? Navy ships are helping Florida with relief efforts. They brought fuel, food, and water to the residents to help out. Go to Red Cross.org. In other news in sports, congrats to the Cleveland Indians 21 wins in a row. That's the most wins in a row ever by an American League team. And finally, eight days until the IHeart Radio Music Festival in Las Vegas, Nevada.

Tickets are sold out, but you can still win your way in. Just listen to the radio. The big debate yesterday was, how do you feel about wearing socks to bed? I'm okay with it You do it? Yeah, it just depends if I'm really feeling kind of cold and my feet can get really cold

so yeah, I do it plus if my husband wants to play footsies I have to have that socks on because his feet are so gross Does he want to play footsies? Probably not but like that's what you do in the bed is play footsies

I don't know sometimes he like once, I don't know I don't know I don't know never mind I'm absolutely no socks guy. Ever? Ever?

Yeah. No socks. Like, I need to have as little on as possible when I go to bed, especially no socks. Oh, okay. So, worry, even, lunchbox, break this tie. No socks. I don't wear anything to bed. Oh, gosh. Oh, you sleep butt-naked? Oh, yeah.

I'm butt-naked all night. You and your wife split covers, though. You have different covers. Yeah, I have a different blanket than her. See, I can't sleep without a comforter regardless of how hot it is. I mean, it can be. He's sweaty, and I still have to sleep with a blanket or a comforter, like, more than a sheet. Yeah, I get that. But nothing, no, no socks.

That's crazy. So, too. And by the way, I saw a picture of Lunchbox's nightstand in a tweet that he posted about his alarm clock. He's like, this is my alarm clock. And it's like straight from the 80s, like Miami Vice. But his nightstand is so disgusting. Oh, I need to go see it. You should look at it.

It's just so piled up. Piled up. Just garbage. I don't know how you do it. I don't know how your wife does it because she must be dirty too. Well, it's my nightstand. She lives there. All right, time for your positivity here for Thursday.

This is our segment called Tell Me Something Good. Oh, man, get this one here. So the guy's name is Bob, and him and his 14-year-old son and their buddies were going down a boat ramp back in the truck in. So they're going down, and he put it in park, and he's like, what happened? Then he started filling around with it, put it in neutral, didn't realize it was a neutral. It gets underneath the truck. The truck rolls onto, like, the side of his head, and his, and his, His head is used as, like, a wedge, and it's holding the truck up.

And it's like, oh, no. No. Yeah, it pinned him to the concrete. The dad was falling in and out of consciousness. The kids all jumped up and lifted the truck up. He regained consciousness. They called 911. Ends up coming out of being unharmed.

Wow. Oh. But the kids basically lifted the truck off of his head. Three teenage kids. And the guy has no brain damage. Wow. That's crazy. me with that one. Yeah, I got me

with that one. I was like, wow. Amy, what do you have? Well, this is the luckiest kitten ever. He wedges way into a guy's house through an open window or something and was just waiting there for the owner to get home and the owner was like, what? What's this cat? Waiting for me. Instead of just tossing it out to the streets, took it to the vet to see if he's microchipped, was it? Decided to adopt the cat

and has named him Lil Gato. Eddie, is that like little cat? That's exactly what it is. There was this couple, they got married, so they decided to take a honeymoon to Rhode Island while they were on their honeymoon. The woman lost her engagement ring and her wedding ring. She was devastated. They were telling their waitress about it.

So she put it on the neighborhood bulletin. The community raised enough money and bought her a new ring. Wow. From the bulletin. Yeah. I love bulletins. I wish there were more bulletins around. Back in the day, Bolton's were awesome.

Big boss reached out to me and said, hey, that raging idiot song, Namaste Day, could be a radio hit. It's like, but you need to add more country to it. But this is the real version. But I have, we've added a little more country to it. I'm playing a little bit. But, I mean, you can download this or string this. This is Namaste from the raging idiots here. 7.30 in the morning.

In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my cat geeks. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distraction. Because I can't stop watching you. Showing me.

me you're savicina like the best looking bad influence i ever saw probably ought to hit the road but now i'm a stay ain't no way i'm about to leave you in a press along the phone only on that mat I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job but namaste come home may have cheers you do it I'll be a student don't know nothing about stay namaste namaste but you're making it a pie So the country's looking off. Flexible and you're downed up. Namestate. Ain't a way.

I'm about to leave you in a Brussels on the floor. You look a little lonely goodbye. I might lose my job. So the country version of that we've countryed. It doesn't even need countryed up. It's coming up in a bit. We've done a lot of work. I think you're going to like it.

But that's the version. I stand by that version. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So as of yesterday morning, the hand-in-hand telethon had raised 44 million for hurricane victims. We went from like 14.5 million to now they've tallied up all the numbers to 44 million. So when we were leaving, they said, hey, people are going to keep calling. So we stayed afterward and people kept calling, and they kept calling all throughout the night.

Like they let the phones open and the text messages. Yeah. So not only did it catch up, but people continue to donate to after that number. So, yeah, that's a lot. And they should keep donating. Pretty amazing. George Strait has released hand-in-hand t-shirts since we're on that. They're nice looking.

All the proceeds will benefit the Hurricane Harvey Relief Fund, and you can get yours by hitting up george strait.com. Can you auction on the one he was wearing? That would be awesome. No, I thought I saw that. Maybe they were just talking about these. It was like you could buy your own George Strait t-shirt. I was like the one he was wearing.

He should auction off that whole outfit he had on his black felt cowboy hat. Oh, okay. George was looking George that night. You love you some George. And I watched it close up and I took a video of it and I rewatched my video like 20 times. You could have just DVR and watched it. I don't think I have that. Play us out.

Their band? I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. Bobby Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Braintree, Massachusetts. The senior class at Braintree High School thought they'd be really funny and parked their cars diagonally so the juniors had nowhere to park.

Take up the whole parking lot. Well, one of the juniors got mad, called police. and police issued $975 in parking tickets because they were parked illegally. Dang. Senior prank backfired. Boom. Yeah, I wonder if he gets beat up. I don't know, but they don't know.

I mean, like. I'm sure he does. Snitches get stitches kind of thing. Snitches get stitches. Oh, man, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. That could be a double bonehead in about 24 hours. Wow.

Bob it Bones I was talking to TJ from Brothers Osborne The guy without the beard Yeah And he lives next door to Amy I ran to him I said hey man Because I hadn't seen him a few weeks

And so he was talking He talks like this He does Yeah we're talking And I said Amy had a car in front of your house And he was like, man I don't know Somebody has like 12 cars

That lives around there Wasn't anybody I live And I was like yeah He goes what's happening with Amy And I was like what do you mean And it's like So why should get a porta potty's in her back

It's convenient, you know? Amy has porta-potties in her backyard. In case anybody needs to use my outhouse. I don't know. Well, we're building a garage right now. And I've never had a garage before. This is going to be really exciting, like a full, like two-car garage. And there's so much work going on.

I guess the guys felt like they needed a porter-potty. And I'm like, guys, you could just knock on the door and come inside and use it. But I guess it's like, you know, part of construction. like there's some bylaw. Like, if we have this much work going on or whatever, we got to put a porta potty in. So it just looks really classy back there. Yeah, he's like, what's up?

When Wonder Brothers Osborne asked you, hey, what's up with that porta potty at over there? Taki. Yeah. How long is he going to be there? Oh, a couple months. Oh, wow. I don't know.

We got some rain delays. Garage you build in Jay Leno? No, it's a normal garage. Oh, my goodness. This project has been in the works for like a year. The newest trend armpit tattoos. Yeah. People are getting their tattooed right in their armpit.

Within the past month, thousands of photos have been posted to Instagram with the hashtag armpit tattoo. I've seen some flowers and some dogs and some spider webs. Amy saw somebody with cupcakes. Under both of her under arms. In real life. In real life at yoga. Every time she lifted her arms up, I was craving a cupcake.

But then I was like, ew. It made me not want a cupcake. No, it was really pretty. It had cherry on top. top too. Tattoo art is worn that it is a very painful location. Like think if I just pinching your armpit how much that would hurt. Much less that br-br-th.

Yeah, no. I have tattoos on my right arm, on the inside of my forearm on the outside. And Amy told me it's one of the most Googled things about me. Like, what does it mean? Yeah, I saw that. I was like looking up some stuff and it came up, what does Bobby Bones H-H mean? And it was when you first, because you got the H-H first. And then it has the pH after that.

So H.H. is my grandmother, and her name was Hazel. And P.H. is my mom, and her name is Pam. And neither one of them are alive anymore. So I put them on my arm, and it's on the inside of my forearm. Like, you know that crease in the middle where your arm bends, your elbow? So it's from, like, right there down. And then on the other side of my arm is the state of Arkansas. And it's not blackout or is it black tape.

It's a, because I was going to get just the outline. But then you couldn't really see it. It just looked like some marker. So you just colored that bad boy in? Well, I'm pretty hardcore. And I was like, colored in. It's one of those to sit. Hazel is such a cute name.

I feel like if you ever have a daughter, you need to name their daughter after your grandma. I always felt like it was a very grandmothery name. It is. But it's now coming back a bit. Yeah. It just heads up. If you have a daughter, do it. I'm just really obsessed with naming a kid after Game of Thrones.

No. All of them. What are those names? Circe. No. Oh, geez. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of them.

So, you know, Mother of Dragon. Just name her that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, so I don't have any kids. right now. Yeah, or that. Oh, yeah, but I guess you are going to adopt two older boys. Yeah, like four and seven, just start off right there.

Perfect. Potty trained. Potty trained. I'm telling you, it's pretty amazing. Yeah, that's the fact that my kids already know how to use the bathroom and I didn't have anything to do with it, it's pretty cool. So lucky. Police in New Jersey said that two babies were delivered by the same three officers and the same Burger King two days in a row. The police department tweeted that three patrons.

officers delivered a baby on Friday at this Burger King. Then again, it happened on Saturday at the same Burger King. That's crazy. People are just going to this Burger King to have babies? I don't know. They're like, line them up. The same officers, 25 hours later, responded to the same Burger King parking lot to deliver a second baby.

Wow. I wonder if there's something in those burgers, making those women go into labor. They're all on the way out. My mom said a jalapino burger when she was pregnant. me sent her into labor. Did she? Yep.

Do you believe that? I don't know. That's what she told me. Lunchbox said he helped deliver a baby once. We put him on the lie detector. Oh, my goodness. He was lying. I was at the post office, and I didn't deliver the baby.

I held the woman's hand because she went in, the water broke right there, and by the time EMS got there, the baby was out. And the lie detector said, really? He has a lot of big stories, and we would bring the lie detector in. He claims once a shark ate his powder. about lie. I mean, listen, you can't take that to court. If he went to court, I could get up on the stand and I would be able to testify about court.

Yeah, this is the radio show. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So if it's not admissible in court, do I really believe it? No. Because they're like 98%, which is more than a lot. That's a lot. It's better than like Mari.

Exactly. So that's a lie. The delivery was a lie. He also had a story about a ghost trapping him in a closet. He would tell all the time. Definitely a lie. They said it was a lie. That is definitely true, too.

It's been fake news for 10 years. The ghost, it pushed me in the closet at my buddy's house. A little kid ghost too. Yeah, fake news. If you want to look better in pictures, here's a trick. Take the top of your tongue and push it to the roof of your mouth. And when you smile, it takes the double chin away. Yeah.

It helps you stick your neck out. It elongate your neck and your jaw. I'm trying to have you. Yeah. Take teeth. Y'all. As we age, my necks are just spiked. go downhill first.

Next. Like on Snapchat, there's filters. It filters your face. Well, it doesn't filter your neck. So then your face looks all young, and then my neck looks all old. I'm like, well, I can't do that filter. Until they up their- Their neck filter?

Until they up their game, they really, I mean, I can't do filters because they really need to start including the neck. In just about two minutes, we'll see the most romantic things the guys have done on the show for their women recently, which I'm interested to know. Oh, boy. Yeah. The thing that most adults have in common in America is, 68% of people say that what?

What do you think? They all blank. This is never going to get it. They all need something. 68% of adults need something. A long time. No. Their first cup of coffee within an hour of waking up.

Oh, that's true. Because apparently, I don't drink coffee. But I'll have like a chai tea. Dirty chai. Yeah. And it's even, it's like, but apparently people don't. don't feel like they're real self until they get their coffee. Then they're not their real self.

Or is it just that morning cloud going away faster? Yeah. Does you have that cloud over you when you wake up? Oh, yeah. Because mine lasts about six hours. Like, as soon as the show's over, I'm so funny. So the cloud's still on your day. Yeah, yeah.

Like, when I'm going home, the clouds just now, but, like, lifting off of me. If we could start this show about 3 p.m. It would be awesome, man. Yeah. They don't even know. This company doesn't even know what they're missing. So, yeah, most people need coffee when they wake up.

Starbucks has got us all, man. This is that Thomas Rett song, Unforgettable. I saw that Thomas rented out of theater, took his wife, they played Harry Potter, and they had, like, margaritas. Oh, she loves Harry Potter. So he's been on the road for a week doing album promotion. Hasn't been there. She'll take care of the kids. So he rented out a whole...

I don't even know how much running out of theater would cost. When people talk about that? Because my girlfriend's out on tour with Brad Paisley, and he's rented out of theater a couple times, like after she's. shows? I mean, how much more cost? Yeah. Like, did it pay for every seat at like $10 a seat? Yeah. I went to a birthday party, junior had a birthday party where some parent invited the whole class. But I'm saying, I don't know that you know that if that costs every, so don't say yeah.

Oh, I'm assuming because it was like a lot of people. So I don't know what that would cost, one. And then two, that is a cool move. Yeah, it is. Like, I used to read about rock stars running out theme parks. Like Michael Jackson would run out of theme park? How much would that cost? Man, a lot. That would be awesome to be able to do that.

What's like our version of that, the normal person? Like, what's the thing we can do? A table at the pro yo place? Nobody else, seats taken. My table. You make your own reserve sign and put it there. Seats taking pro yo. Yeah.

So most romantic thing that you've done for your girl, your wife in the past, I don't know, a few months. What comes to mind? Eddie, you've been married 14 years. 14 years. We had gone to Key West about a couple of months ago. and we ate at a Cuban place and my wife talked all about it. So when we got back, I went to the store, got some plantains, and I tried to recreate the dish that we had at that restaurant.

That's cute. Yeah, I loved it. It was the food good? The one I made? Yeah. It was decent. But that doesn't matter. I'm just telling you, it's all about effort.

I even put Cuban music on. Man. That's awesome. Yeah, yeah. Lunchbox. What's the most romantic thing you've done for your wife? We've married about two years now. Oh, man, Mr. Romance over here.

She's been working hard at her new job. And so I went up to the sales department and I got a gift card to the massage place and I gave her a free massage. You gave her a massage or a card for a free of time? From the sales people. Well, I gave her a card to go to the massage place. Got it. It's okay. Yeah, you thought about it.

It's effort. Did she ask you to do that? No, no, no. She just talked about how, man, I'm stressed out. Work's been hard. And so I was going to get a really nice card and, you know, put it in there and leave it on her pillow. But then I didn't get time to go to the grocery store. so I just gave her the card.

The gift card. That's still a thing. It's nice. Yeah. Hey, Raymond, you and your girl been dating for a while? Yeah. What's the most romantic thing you've done? Pretty basic.

I would say I gave her a little coupon for a 30-minute foot rub. And I also include scratching, and I do like a little, it's also a cleaning, so I'll soap her feet too. So you scratch her feet, clean her feet, and rub her feet. Yeah, and it's like 30 minutes, so it's a pretty intense thing. And you give her a Raymond coupon. Yeah, so she already use it. It's expired now. But if she just says, I'd like to use my coupon now.

And that's it. And so then we know she used it. And then maybe another one comes along down the road. All right. Okay. Okay. Something. Bobby, what?

You've been in a relationship for a while? A while, yes. I would say the most romantic thing is probably, I think I've seen my girlfriend a total of about 24 hours in the past three weeks. So probably, I don't know. I don't know. I don't, nothing. Nothing? I mean, hanging out.

We don't even see each other. Oh, no. She was at the house for, like, 10 hours the other night, and it was like, come over and went to sleep. That was it, woke up, and then she left again. So how are you, like, does it feel like, what are y'all doing to keep it boyfriend and girlfriend-ish? I don't know.

I don't know. It's an understanding, like, I see you on a see you. Oh, man. We try to FaceTime. Is it a mutual understanding? Yeah. Yeah. It's just difficult because, like, last night.

Because you're romantic. Like, I'm shocked you're not. We tried to talk on FaceTime last night. She was at the airport flying from Detroit. And they're going to, she lands today, then immediately goes to Florida because she's playing with Paisley in Tampa. So it's like, I don't see her. But, I mean, I guess what's going on right now?

You're Mr. Romance. Yeah. If there's no time for romance, I don't even see her. But you have to make time. That's your nickname. I can't make her time. She's gone or I'm going. I get it.

Like, she comes home, I go on the road. I was in New York in L.A. for a week. So. So the relationship's going great. It is fantastic. Never been better. Yes. Oh, man.

Nailed it. Yeah. But again, one day, you know, I'll be able to buy a theater and then I'll go bump myself and tell her how good it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. See, I got nothing. I got nothing right now. Rent it out.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll run out theater for, like, Ray, you want to go? Yeah. I give me a coupon. One movie theater. You too. Yeah, Vian Raymond. Yeah, yeah.

Put a blonde wig on. You can act like Lindsay. What you say? That's weird. What? All right. This is the Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones.

I got a text from one of our big, big, big bosses last night at like 10 p.m. And it was like, call me. What, 10 p.m.? That's late. Right, right. And then I missed a call at like 10.15 p.m. All I see is call me and a miss call at 10.15 p.m. So for sure, I don't know what, but for sure I'm in trouble.

Or something's going on. So you don't know yet? No idea. I can't call him this early in the morning. It just said, call me. And then a miscall. Like, I might be fired, guys. I'm just letting you know.

I want to tell you the story, then come back to it because I think some callers will have a lot to say. But an eighth grader was suspended after doing, quote, the right thing. Thomas Ross Jr., 13 years old, said he used his knife to help his dad open him a cardboard box. and they set up a futon the night before he went to school and he put in his back pocket of his shorts. So he then wears the same shorts to school the next day,

realized that during second period the knife was still in his pocket. So he goes, hey, I need to go to the office. He told the secretary and the principal that he had accidentally brought a pocket knife to school. He's like, I've got a pocket knife here. He was given a three-day suspension and a citation. Okay. And I feel something bumping on my pocket.

I think, oh, I left my knife in my pocket. So, there's a story. Amy, your thoughts. He did the right thing. He should not be suspended. If he's telling the truth, I mean, I'm believing him the, I'm believing what he's saying. So he should not be suspended. He turned himself in.

Our phone number is 877-77 Bobby. Let me ask you a question. Okay. If you commit a crime and you turn yourself in, do you just go free? I know, I was just about to expand on that because it's not like he stole something and then felt like it was wrong and then went back and turned himself in. He legit had a reason why he had the knife with him. It's not like he's like, I'm going to be a rebel, I'm going to take a knife to school and then I'm going to turn myself in. He was doing something with his dad to where he accidentally had it with him and then he turned himself in.

So I'm completely opposite to you. He deserves a three-day suspension. Why? Well, if you break the rule accidentally or not, you have to pay the price for it. So if I accidentally take a gun to the airport? Of course, you go to jail. Yes. Yes.

Yes. Thank you. No, I don't want to go to jail. You made Bobby's point for him. No, I didn't. If the rule says, you can't take a knife to school. You can't take a knife to school. Because what happens is if someone else has a knife at school four months later.

And they're like, well, no, no. Whoa, you let Jimmy. I was with my grandpa. We were cleaning fish. And I was about to come turn it. But he turned himself in. But it doesn't matter. No credit.

Turning yourself. Yeah, credit. And the credit's going to be, they're probably going to let him have his assignments. There's a lot of things in life. But the rule says... They have to set a precedent? There's a rule that's set.

I know it's a rule, but it's a mistake. And you pay for mistakes in life. And sometimes it's not fair. I hated the kid forgot. But sometimes when you forget, you forget to use your turn signal. Well, it can't pull you. Oh, I forgot.

When you forget your homework, you don't get to turn in late. So the three days. suspension is right. He could have made the decision to not turn himself in, then he runs the risk of getting caught. Or he runs the risk of not turning himself in and then not getting caught and then going home and realizing and then never getting suspended for three days.

Right, and that had been a thing too. Because if you speed and don't get caught, do you go turn yourself in? Nope. Okay. They have to suspend him. I'd be turning myself in early. Yeah, you have to suspend him because it's in the, you can't. Why are you so right? If it says you can't bring a knife to school, you can't bring a knife to school.

you can't bring it out to school. And nobody turned himself in. But I mean, I see what you're saying and you're right. Golly. Well, I flutter quick. It's not going to real quick. That was easy. I know, but if you had a case agreeing with me or a point, I'd be like, okay, yeah, I'm right.

Again, I'd be the worst juror ever. But you're right. Other kids could just start using it as an excuse, and that's not right. They have to set their foot down. That's correct. That's my opinion. Hello, you're on the air? What's happening?

Hey? You're on the air? What's your name, buddy? Tyler. Tyler, what do you want to say? by this. I think that it goes with the same thing as a comes up to your car, the first thing you say,

or the better... The only problem with that is you're allowed to have that weapon. Yeah. This kid wasn't allowed to have a knife at school, period. Like, you're allowed, if you say, hey, officer, just so you know, I have a gun on the glove box, and I'm legally able to do this, but I want you to know. That's legal.

This kid was completely in the wrong for having a knife, accidentally or a knife. The only way would be the same thing is if you didn't have a conceal carry permit and you're like, officer, I'm carrying a weapon. And then you still, you know what? You're probably going to jail. You're probably in trouble for that. I appreciate the call.

I thought that story was interesting. He's a kid. He's 13. Oh. He's not six. And even then you go arrest the parent. If you're right, yeah. So the story goes like this, this eighth grader, went to school, was like, oh, no, I have a knife in my pocket.

So he goes in, the principal goes, I have a knife from my pocket. school rules say you cannot have a weapon at school. Like no ifs, ands, buts, no knives. So they suspend them for three days, even though I turned himself in and we're having the debate. Like, should he have been suspended? And so a lot of callers are on the phone, too, want to talk about it. Like Jennifer and Virginia. Jennifer, you're on the air.

Hi. What do you think about this? Well, as a parent, I know I'd be frustrated if my child took a weapon to school, whether it was an accident or not. But I actually teach in Chantilly, Virginia. and this kid's lucky he got off with a three-day suspension. He could have been expelled from school. You're right. You bring a weapon, you can be expelled.

That's a good point, too. And again, he did turn himself in. But as I said, if you do a wrong and you turn yourself in, that doesn't mean you get any extra credit. Like, you still messed up. And I know the circumstances, the situation. I wouldn't be a very good law enforcer. Yeah, he'd be like, how big is that knife?

one day and you can come in for half of it. Yes. Yes, that's a good point. Thank you very much for calling the show. I really appreciate that. Let's go over to Dylan. Dylan and Winston Salem. Hi.

Hey, how you doing? You're on the air. What do you think about this? My opinion is, I mean, I agree that there should be some punishment with it. A detention, something along those lines. The suspension goes on the transcripts. It reflects poorly when he gets to, you know, college level. Because they're going to go back and look at it and go, okay, well, you were suspended

for three days. Why were you spent it? And even though he turned himself in, I mean, he's being it was an accident. And I know that, you know, you should still be punished for it. But at this, like I said, at the same time, I mean, you're

affecting his transcripts, which, you know, reflects later down the road, not just at the time of the punishment. Not to mention, it also causes other students that may have made the same mistake. I ain't turning myself in now, because they gave him a three-day suspension.

I wouldn't turn myself in. I would get rid of it. I'd throw in the woods. No, listen, I understand your point, and I disagree with it, but I understand it, and I appreciate you calling. It's just the rule said no weapons at school.

He brought a weapon to school. And who knows, again, if we're assigning stories to it, what if a kid was about to tell on him? And he's like, oh, no, no, no, I'm going to go. You know, we don't know. What if he was showing it off? The real rule says no weapons at school.

if he genuinely wouldn't turn himself in, they probably, as humans, said we have to suspend you for three days. We hate that we have to do this. Listen, I grew up in the South. We went to school with pocket knives. We had guns in our trucks and cars, but you can't do that anymore

and you show up with it, you get in trouble. Is that the same punishment for someone who just gets busted with the knife? Three days. If you have a weapon, you get suspended three days. So maybe I'm now in the mindset that it shouldn't be the same punishment of someone that got busted,

but you still get punished, but just in a different way. Oh, like, tickled on your feet with feathers nonstop? I don't know. It's so hard. I don't like this anymore. Yeah, it's hard. I don't want to be.

I have a lot of teachers on and they say, listen, it's because there are procedures in place when it comes to weapons. And it's just that you have a weapon, that's just it. Yeah. Because people can always come up with an excuse. It's dangerous, yeah. Thanks for all the calls. We really appreciate them.

Even if we disagree with you, like Amy disagreed with me and then she didn't. Now I don't know what she believes, but still. I know. I like that last caller. I'm with whoever spoke last. Talking about this eighth grader Went to school with a knife Was like oh no

Went turned himself in They said you have a knife The rule says if you have a knife You're suspended So he was suspended three days Christina and Wichita What you think about this Well I come from

I mean We're near Wichita We have kids that are out on the farm They're working on cattle They're doing different things And you know My husband is a high school principal and, you know, these kids come in, and sometimes they still have their knife on their bell.

And if he sees it, he just says, hey, you know, go put that away or whatever. He's very common sense about it. He knows that the kids aren't there. They're going to try and hurt anybody. He just tells them to take care of it. And I feel like that kid, he turned himself in. He wasn't planning to do anything malicious or harm anybody. I just feel like sometimes we completely blow things out of proportion.

I appreciate the call. In your opinion, I'm all overrules got myself, though. If it says no weapons, in my heart, it means no weapons. That's it. And it's also going to keep other kids from going, oops, I better not bring something accidentally to school because then I will get in trouble as well. Do I think that they enforce this super hard on him and he's blocked out of three days of material? No, I don't.

I think they'll use common sense in that area of, you know what? He is suspended, but let's let him have the assignments and kind of keep up. So when you're suspended straight up, like you don't get a chance to keep up? You're not supposed to, no. That's horrible. But in the same way she's talking about, I think you use the common sense. Like, you have to suspend them. But you use the common sense of it was an accident.

Let's follow the rules, but give them the benefit of the doubt. Okay. Because other kids can be showing up with knives and going, Here's no story. And I'm sticking to it. So, again, completely understand your point. And I grew up in Arkansas where everybody had knives and guns. And so I get it, but you can't just show up places with knives and guns,

even if it's an accident. I say to the other kids, it looks like he's getting the full, you know, suspension treatment, but on the side he gets homework, all the assignments, and ice cream. Oh, you're rewarding him. For turning himself in. Oh, there you go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

So there's a burrito controversy surrounding Jason Aldeen. I'm listening. Okay, so his camp put in a $500 order at a burrito place in West Virginia, and a worker at the place didn't like his tip and blasted Jason on Twitter. So then he got fired. But Jason's team would like everybody to know they had nothing to do with the firing. The restaurant forbids employees from tweeting about customers, and they would like everybody to know they left an appropriate tip.

Who Aldine's camp does? Yeah. So that's the Jason El Dean. If you're famous, you have to almost make sure that you overtip or something like this happens. Listen, the restaurant kid isn't wrong. Yeah. If you work at a place, don't. put people on blasts on Twitter.

For sure he was in the wrong. But if you're famous, it's a news story if you don't overtip because people expect richer people to give more. So, yeah, that's a weird thing. I wonder how he knew was Aldeen's camp. Did he come in with Jason's credit cards? Like, you're not Jason Aldean? I don't know. It's $500 worth of burritos. I don't know. Okay, so Tyrese posted some messages on Instagram, begging the Rock not to delay Fast 9 by making a spinoff movie about his character, which, hello, whoa, I didn't know they were working on a spinoff movie about his character, which I would totally watch. But obviously, Tyrese is like, don't be selfish here.

And he said he didn't want to go public like this, but the Rock was ignoring him on private channels. Yeah, I hear The Rock didn't get along with that crew. But I, yeah, what do I know? I've only seen the first one. I liked it. I've seen them all. I love them all, and I would definitely watch a spin-off with The Rock.

Yeah. I'll watch anything with The Rock. I don't watch Bay Watch, though. I didn't see that one. Mike D said it wasn't good, so I don't watch Bay Watch. But man, that dude's ripped up. Yeah. You ever watch his workouts on Instagram?

I do not. He, like, walks on with chains around his neck and he's, like, working. Really? The Rock's a beast. I need to follow him on Instagram. Yeah, he's cool. I watch him on What's That Show now, Ballers or whatever. Yeah, it's good, huh?

My husband's watching it. He makes 600,000 an episode for that show. Dang. I'm real. He's legit. I'm Amy, that's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

This is a Bobby Ball show. Come on, Bob. Something I saw yesterday. I was debating talking about it on the air. Because it's like, I don't like judging parents because I'm not one. I want to just tell you the scenario that I saw and let, Eddie, you're a dad. Okay, I'm interested. Amy, you're a mom.

Your kids aren't here yet. Yeah, but I'm a mom. I know. I know you are. Give me a minute. Okay. I need to formulate my thought. Okay.

Because I saw something yesterday and I was like, I need to talk about this. But I like to give it a little space sometimes. I saw something I was like, that might be a bad parent. I'll tell you in a minute. The morning corny. Why don't keyboards sleep? Why don't keyboards sleep? Because they have two shifts.

Two shifts, like, you know, like when you work a double shift, you don't sleep. That's the worst show she's ever told. I don't get it. First of all, she's not talking about a keyboard musical, even though we're a music show. I wasn't thinking I never once thought of a keyboard musical. I thought of keyboard computer. Two shifts. This is terrible.

Lunchbox, you've now been given the joke. Are you joking? Tomorrow. I, like, laughed out loud at that one in my head. Good. Lunchbox tomorrow, you have control the morning corny. What?

I had to look down on my keyboard and go, why don't keyboard sleep? Because they have two shifts. I used to work double shifts all the time and I still slept. To be fair. Two shifts. I mean, you don't sleep. Like, I do doubles with waiting tables.

Yeah, okay. I still had time to sleep. You weren't working long ships. Yes, I was. No. Lunchbox, tomorrow it's yours. Morning Corn. This is so rude.

Terrible. Terrible. What? Terrible. I quit. Okay. It's a pretty cool story. She found her mom's wedding dress, like in a resale store.

Yeah. It's crazy town. From like the 40s or something, right? 1948. Back in 2003, the photos were tucked away in this storage facility. After Jane's family missed a payment on the locker, Their possessions were auctioned off. Then came that moment at the antique store in Grand Junction, Colorado.

I remember just clutching my chest, and I just said, oh, my gosh, that's my long-lost mother. But Jane was in for an even bigger surprise. The owner of Robin's Nest antiques remembered purchasing the photo along with something else from the storage facility. A wedding gown. So this is yours. Wow, she got her mom's 1948 wedding dress bag. And pictures. Yeah.

70-year-old wedding dress. Can you imagine just walking along inside the road and looking into a window and being like, huh, that's my mom. I was at a store, one of the resale store in Austin. Yes. And I saw a picture of me. Framed. Framed. Yeah.

What? How does that happen? Yeah. I think they cut it out of a magazine and they were selling like this old, old frame. And I was in it. And I was in it. And I had big old curly hair. And I was like, I didn't buy it.

and then other people would like text me pictures of it because they'd be in the same store that's awesome but nobody ever bought it yeah it was downtown i remember that that was a funny i saw it that was a funny moment so yeah she found that that's a heartwarming story i thought that's pretty good we have a bobby cast today with the narcos d-ea agents so the real life ones the guys who play Javier pinia and steve murphy like they're the real people yeah so i just want to ask them stuff like you know how much of the show is real how much i know they had to sign waivers because if something happened and they didn't agree with it so they wouldn't sue. Someone talked to them about that.

But they're coming by today. The Bobbycast will be up. You can subscribe on iTunes or you can subscribe on IHeart Radio. There's a podcast tab right there. I was reading this. So much of surveillance these days and stuff that we do to track people all stemmed from like those dudes. Like back in the day when they were tracking like Pablo Escobar. That was innovative stuff that shaped where we are now with tracking people.

Someone painted a picture of Pablo Escobar, by the way, and I was going to work out, and I saw this painting of Pablo Escobar, and I was like, huh, like, not Pablo Escobar, not a good dude, right? No. And all I was just this humongous painting of Pablo Escobar, and I was like, that's weird. And I felt weird about it. And I didn't take a picture of it, because I was like, why are they? And the next day I showed up, and it was, there was more paint around it, and it was like the story of Pablo. And I was like, oh, they should have probably painted the words first, and then the big Pablo picture second. So it was in the works.

Yes. Like I caught at mid art. I see how that's weird. And I thought it was so weird. Lunchwalking! With Lunchbox. It's National Give Encouragement Day, so lunchbox goes out and just randomly starts talking to people,

encouraging them. Which encouragement's awesome, but from somebody you don't know, maybe it's a little weird. And just so you know, every time you look in the mirror, I hope you see a beautiful lady, because you are beautiful.

No matter what anybody tells you, say, every time you look at the mirror, be like, dang, I'm beautiful, okay? Yeah, see you. Because you are beautiful. Thank you. Yeah. Like, not a creepy way.

Like, not a creepy way. I'm just saying, like, you know, I just want you to know. Like, every time you look in the mirror, if you're having a bad day, just know you're beautiful. Thank you. All right. Have a good one. I don't think she was having it that much. She was like, hey, weirdo.

Stop. She was like. She was backing away. Was you? Yeah. I'm like, I come see you and that smile just gives me all, that smile gives me all warm and fuzzy inside. You just keep smiling, okay? You got the smile of an angel.

Woo! Let me tell you. I don't even need a bag. Okay. Yeah, I just want your smile. Look at that thing. Woo! Yes, indeed.

I appreciate that. Thank you. You're welcome. Wow. Are you just buying stuff? Oh, yes. I spent money just to make sure I gave compliments. Okay.

Would you like to try three-ticket for dollars? I would not, but your voice, hearing that in my ear is like the best thing of the day. Oh, thank you, sir. I would love to just have a recording of your voice saying, good morning. I hope you have a great day. I want you to always have that positive voice because when someone comes to your drive-thru, they're going to be like, that voice makes my day. Oh, thank you, sir. I need to do that. I need to do that. I don't know what an angel sounds like, but I got a feeling it sounds like that.

Oh, thank you, sir. It just keeps me a lot. Like, it's just maybe one thing and then they'll, like, not, they'll think you're serious. Yeah. Watching you scan things, it's like poetry and motion. You're really good. I'm telling you what? I can stand here all day and stare at you, scanning, scanning items. What?

To stare at you and scan? Yeah, like not in a creepy way. You know what I mean? Just like, you know what I mean? Like, stand over here because you are good at it. The way you handle that gun, like, you have a good grip on it, and you just, p-p-p-p-noop. You're nail it. Keep being awesome at your job.

You sound like a fur of a dude. You shouldn't ever have to say, not to be creepy. Or also, like, grip. I don't know. Or your poetry and motion. Donate with you today What do you want me to donate to your smart? What are you?

Oh Leukemia. Oh yeah, $5. I just put that in there so you know I donated. Oh my goodness. There was lunch walking and lunchbox. That was more like He was sort of hitting on.

Not encouraging. It was encouragement. They were doing great at their job. The way you hold that gun is you can't. Lunch walking. With lunchbox. Let me set the scene for you. I'm out yesterday and I'm going to the gym and there's a little shopping place or a grocery store next to it.

And I see a mom with the baby. Normally, I don't think twice about it. Just a mommy and her baby. Well, she needs to lay the baby down. So she takes the baby and lays it on the hood of the car. Gets into the basket. The baby just laying on the hood of the car. Gets in the basket, you know, goes back, picks a baby up, takes it all.

she did take her eyes off the baby. She just lays on the hood of the car. And I think to myself, huh. How do I feel about it? It just laying a baby on the... Because the hood kind of had a slant on it too. Oh, no.

Yeah. Would you notice even? Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I thought for a second when you were going with it, I was like, you know, I probably may if I had to do something real quick, lay my baby on the hood. But then I'd be like, oh, the baby could probably roll off,

especially if it's slanted. so probably not going to put my baby on the hood. Because it was a car. Yeah. And the hood is like, you can't even, sometimes I won't even lay my coffee on the hood. You know? That's your baby. It's a good point, Amy.

So here's a struggle that most people don't think about that aren't parents. When you need to do something real quick, you have nowhere to put your baby. Like you're really in a struggle. Like the one I can think of is when you need to run into a comedian store real quick, real quick. Just jump. I just need to get a water real quick. You have nowhere to put. put your baby, so you've got to do all this stuff. So I

understand thinking of the first place to put your baby, but the hood of the car is not the safest place to put your baby. So no. So no. Bad parent. Our phone number is 877 Bobby. I just saw and thought to myself, is that even a thing? Like, is it okay? Maybe it's not even a bad, I don't know.

It's a bad thing. Yeah, I think it's a common sense thing, maybe. But the baby didn't fall. And listen, she put that baby on the hood like she'd done a 50 times before. It was just like, got to get the bag, baby on hood, back to the basket. And I was just like, I got to talk, remember this for the show. Yeah.

Made a note in my phone. Baby on the hood. Baby on hood. I don't even, sometimes I'd write notes to myself and I forget what they mean. Yeah. All out of it was baby on hood, knew exactly. Yeah, because it's so weird. Yeah, that's all that.

So there's that. We have tell me something good coming up in just a bit, probably like 12, 13 minutes or so where we go around the room and do positivity and we all share these stories. But I'm anxious to know what you guys think about the baby on the hood. Yeah, because, I mean, baby's fine. Baby's fine. Christian Bale is gaining weight for Dick Cheney role. Yeah.

Apparently, Christian Bail's put on, and he's one of these guys who lives his role. Yeah. Method actor. Yes, there you go. Method. He's gaining weight to play Vice President Dick Cheney in the upcoming biopic. It's called Backseat. He says he is eating lots of pies every day.

That sounds awesome. You know, it does except for... For a minute. The problem with it is, if I start eating back... For a reason. If I start eating bad, because sometimes I'll be like, I'm going to start bulking. Yeah. I don't feel good.

I break out. Totally. You're just, ugh. Yeah, you'd probably get depressed, too. Yeah, it's like a cloud. Yeah. But he's also probably going to get paid a lot. That'll make you happy.

That's true. But I, yeah, when I saw the headline, I was like, God, it makes me think when Charlie's there on gained all that weight for a monster. And I, like, she ate donuts every day. And just for a minute, that sounds amazing. But you're right. You end up feeling, like, lethargic, and your skin breaks out. Blah, blah, blah.

He most famously lost 65 pounds by eating only an apple and a can of tuna for a day when he made the machinist. He did that for months. Wow. He eats a can of tuna and an apple. He didn't even have the weight to lose really. He's not like a big dude. He was very, very, very frail in that movie, skinny. He bulked up for dark night, like big time, put out a bunch of months.

So this dude's body's all over the place. That's dedication right there. Here's some people. People talking about this baby on the hood. There's no shortage of calls, by the way, about the baby on the hood. and I saw being put on yesterday. So I was at the store. I was with the gym.

I looked over the store, a woman takes a baby, puts a baby on the hood of the car, goes in the basket, goes back, grabs the baby, and I was like, hmm, is that a bad parenting move?

Hello, you're on the air. What's happening? Hey, I would like to say about the baby in the head. Yeah, what's your name? Julie. What do you think, Julie? I think, two things.

Big no to just, you know, take your eyes off, baby. I have put my baby on the hood. I've got several chairs. I put my baby on the hood, and I've changed my diaper. My hands never left my child along my eyes. That's okay, I get that.

If you're, like Eddie said, if you're in a hurry and, you know, you've got to do what you've got to do immediately. But to take your eyes off the baby, to take your hands off the baby, Lord no. And on the side note, I would like to say that I cannot get your song out of my head for two days. So keep playing it. What song? Yours. Oh, namaste? Yeah.

Yes. Ah, thank you very much. Talk on. Appreciate it. You rock, I appreciate you. Oh, yeah, you. Oh. Namaste.

She associates this song, Rock On. Namaste. Oh, is that work? That means it's a jam. Rock on, yeah. Hey, Melissa and Harrisburg, Ohio. Thanks for calling. Melissa.

Yes, hey. You're on the air. What's happening? What do you think? No. Oh, I think it's a really bad idea. The hood of a car can be really, really hot. It's a little rainy yesterday.

You know, I don't know if the car was on. Even more slippery. Ah, true. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. I just felt, it did feel weird. Hey, thank you for the call. Appreciate you, Melissa.

Thank you, appreciate you from Perrysburg, Ohio. We appreciate you. Oh, there we go. It's that baby rolled off bad. But it didn't, so is it, if a tree falls in the woods, you know, if baby falls off, it, doesn't fall off a hood. Does it even mean bad? She's like, yeah, whatever. We can grow up in life.

Like, what happened to you? Well, my mom put me on the life. What happened to you? Hey, lunchbox. What? Remember a couple days ago when I told you our boss, our main boss? I was like, hey, I think that song, Namaste, can be a hit, except it just needs a little more country to it. And I was like, this is a song.

You know, what's music? It's art. I didn't want to compromise my art, you know? I was like, it's a song people download it like crazy. Don't know nothing by yoga at all. Amistay. Namaste. Well, we've made it a little more country.

Okay. And I'll play it. Right, see if you can get our boss on the phone. Because I want him to hear it and I want to get his reaction firsthand. I don't think it needs to be adjusted, but we've adjusted it. And I want to hear what you have to say. So can you call and see if you can get them on. Yeah.

Okay. Let's try to get her big ball. We can never get a hold of them. So if we do, it would be amazing. The Bobby Bone Show. This singer's songwriter named Emma, she had no idea her music was going to be played at the Apple iPhone release? Yeah.

No idea. Unsigned. just making music. And so when they presented the iPhone X, they start to play her music. And she's like, what in the world? And so this is her talking about that right here. My manager and I, neither of us were told that this was happening.

It just came as a complete shock when I was sitting in bed. And I had my phone just exploded with text. Isn't that crazy? Wow. Here's our song called it Magnetized. And so all of a sudden, the iPhone X, the biggest phone announcement, years are playing your song.

Oh, I hadn't heard the song yet. I picture it being a little bit more upbeat. No, it sounds like you're revealing something. Like an iPhone. Yeah. Like you're running slowly towards the iPhone. Oh, yeah, that's it. Yeah.

Yeah. Finally. Did you hear about those thieves? They stole a U-Haul trailer. And so thieves steal, that's a thing. Except when they stole the U-Haul was, you know, who knew what was in it? There was a casket in there and there's a dead body inside. Oh, my gosh.

Stop. Stop. Albuquerque police say a couple was traveling from Oklahoma to San Juan County to bury a relative when they stopped for the night at the hotel off Gibson and Yale. Unfortunately, a casket containing the remains of his father-in-law was inside that trailer. About four hours after police got the call this morning about the missing cargo, it turned up abandoned here. Just up Gibson in the parking lot of the Puerto del Sol golf course. Vehicle trailer and casket with a huge.

remains are still inside. Regardless of the strange crime, the family can now get back to properly grieving. I bet you those thieves were like, well, Jimmy, let's see what we got here. Open it up. Oh, beep. Like, we just go. Like, here's the thing. You don't want to steal, because that's bad.

And you don't want to steal because you could go to jail. But you don't want to steal because what if they haunt you? Like, what if that dead person? Like, that's a whole third level that you don't even think about when committing a crime. Like, you get haunted by that. I cannot believe that that happened. What are the odds? I feel bad for the thieves.

Like they finally got away with them with a dead body in there. Finally, we got this trailer. Let's open her up. Storage war. Oh, no. Oh, gosh. I wonder if it's going to be in there. Maybe like iPad.

Jimmy, we got a lot. Oh, no. Hopefully that'll keep them from stealing. Nah. What? I have this here. And so our boss was like, hey, I think your song, Namaste could be a real radio hit.

He runs the entire format. Don't know nothing by your. The raging idiots have a song called Namaste. Namaste. We made it kind of be funny because we're doing a tour and going to Lovac and El Paso and Tulsa. You know, we're going all around, right? So we decided to make it countryer, which I don't agree with. By the way, I don't agree with this version at all.

It's terrible, actually. I think it is what he wants. So here you go. Here's Namaste made countryer. Ride him cowboys. I was born in. Let's mount up. Girl, why you laughing at me?

Come on, baby. With my cat keys. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. Ride them, cow. Like a kind of a distraction. Sleep at all. It's pretty good.

Yeah. Showing me your Savasana. Like the best looking bad influence I have a son. Probably got to be a little over. No, it's ruined the song. He's ruined this song. He's played namaste. But it is country.

Yeah. It definitely is. Come on. Keep the original, right? Yes. Come on. Download this. Namaste.

7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby, with my khakis. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson. But you're kind of a distract. I can't start watching you

Showing me you're survives enough Like the best looking bad influence I ever saw Probably ought to hit the road But now I'm a mistake Ain't no way I'm about to leave you in a pristle on the floor like that You look a little lonely on that map I should be saying goodbye I might lose my job

Stretching you'll do it up Don't know nothing about your get all Probably got to hit the row But namaste Namaste Adam Cowboy Yeah I'm trying to be responsible

Okay But you're making it impossible Index pants Looking off Flexible And you're down Rough Namaste

I'm about to leave you In a press on my floor I love that part Yeah All right Yeah I don't think Contriborption I'm working out

I don't think that's going to work. I think it stays how it is. And if it happens, it happens. If it doesn't, it doesn't. I'm trying to think if there's any yoga poses that are more country, you know, like besides dog, like you could be in, I got to think of a pose that's country and then you can insert that animal. The milking cow.

That's country. Yeah. What's funny is we left our record label and now like other record labels are like, hey, we want to, we're like, we're not, we're just trying to play a goofy song. You don't even try to make a radio song. Keep it independent. There's a bidding war now for a staging idiots again. Stop.

There's a bidding war. Two people are reaching out. Okay. Bidding war, I call it. That's right. Anyway, I'm done. To me and you're damn a dog, roof. O.J. Simpson's release,

they say we'll be like hide and seek because he's going to get out of jail. And they have 18 exits that he could come from. Wow. And they're taking these precautions to make sure he gets out safely to make sure there's not some sort of riot to make sure a lot of things. But they have 18 exits to choose from. No one knows which one he'll be released from. And so obviously all of them are going to be covered, but that's 18 options. Oh, or they should do 18 different OJ decoys.

You don't know which one's a real one. All at the same time. Yeah. They all hop out. Be like, three, two, one, release the OJs. That's a great idea. That is funny. When Lunchbox went to jail, because we did a bit on the morning show, they got lunchbox put in jail.

Like, for real, it's not a joke. Yeah, it's not a joke. I know, but the way you said it, people might be like, stop. No, no, that's my joke. Lunchbox was in jail. Yeah. So he goes to jail, right? And the lunchbox calls me from prison and he's like, I'm in the clink.

What do I do? And I'm like, well, man, hang out. I call your parents. We'll figure this thing out. So the news starts to cover it. And the news is camped out all in front of the jail, waiting for lunchbox to come out because they're ready for him. They're ready for him to OJ and just come out and there'd be hushed. But our lawyers snuck him out of the back door, like some little broken down back door.

Love it. I mean, that was a tumultuous time of our life. That's not good. But you remember them taking you out of the back? Oh, yeah. I remember he goes, there's going to be cameras out front, so we're going to go out the back. Ball, blah. And if they come up to you, you just keep walking, don't say anything.

I'm like, oh, my goodness. Where did you get a lawyer? I don't know. The radio station. You think we could afford a lawyer back then? I don't know. Like, I was picturing if y'all hired it would be like, don't call Saul. Better calls off or whatever person for breaking back.

It'd be even worse. We'd have don't-calls-all. Yeah, I picture like that dude. Yeah, we didn't know. We didn't know he was going to go to jail. Next thing you'd know, he's in the big house. Man, and I really didn't know how to get out. I was just sitting there and I was like, I don't know what to do.

So I just chilled. And then when they call you over the speaker and they say, oh, you have a visitor in the little room. You have a visitor. I was like, dang, my dad's here to see me. Like you're on TV. And I walked into some lawyer and he was like, hey, we're going to get you out of here. I was like, all right, man. What kind of room did you sit in?

Well, when you go in and you sit in a big, it's like a common area. It's like these plastic couches kind of chairs. And you have the men on the right side and the women are on the left side. And you're not allowed to talk to each other. Like a tank. Sounds like a tank. I don't know if you consider it a tank, but there's no bars or anything. And then eventually you get led to the courtroom and you get handcuffed to the person in front of you and the person behind you.

You got handcuffed to a person in front of you? Well, luckily, my lawyer got me out right when I was getting handcuffed. Oh, you never putting the cuss on you then? Yeah, I was getting let into the courtroom and he got me out right then. But that's when I guess you go to a jail cell is after that because I never went to a cell. But I thought, long hard, man, I'm about to be putting a cell. And if you start, the one guy was trying to hit on one of the chicks, he got thrown in a cell. Isolation.

Were the people around you pretty intimidating? Oh, my gosh. I mean, like, real criminals. And like, you don't realize how many people get arrested every day? It was nonstop with people coming in. I mean, there was one guy. his whole face was just tattooed and he was like, man, oh, whatever, dude,

I got arrested. I'll be out in four months. I was like, four months! I better be out here by four o'clock. I'm going to be out of my four o'clock. He was just like, it's cool. I was like, oh, man, it was, woo! They were real deal.

They got put, they tried to, listen, lunchbox went to jail. They tried to arrest me. No way. No, he said, no, just take him. And I was like, he did it all. He was only him. They tried to arrest me.

I looked in the back of the car. our lunchbox was handcuffed and his head was down and I was like, never heard of them. So we look at all the social media accounts and sometimes people just write stuff and we look at it and we go, man, that's rude. Like Jake on Twitter, he writes, at Mr. Bobby Bones is basically the country Ryan Seacrest

minus the good looks and talent and money. Oh. Man, that's rude. Chris P. on Twitter writes, At Radio Amy. You're lucky, you're beautiful on the inside. That's rude What?

That's all he wrote That's so rude Maybe you didn't finish No no no That's it Is it rude Yeah Jose on Twitter writes

I hate when at Producer He acts like he knows Spanish Not buying it Hashtag Eddie the coconut Man that's rude You want to defend yourself over there Come on

I'm kind of a coconut And that means what White on the inside Brown on the outside Like a coconut At radio lunchbox is such a pig. I can't wait until his wife comes to her senses and leaves him

so he can put that in the bonehead. That's rude. His own bonehead about himself? Well, it would be bonehead of her to leave me because I'm pretty awesome. So yes, that would go in the bonehead. Well, that's a segment we call That's rude. There's a Boca Raton millionaire in Florida

who opened up his place to 70 foster kids who were displaced by Hurricane Irma. Do you guys see this on the news at all? No. No. It's awesome. So after a group of foster kids were displaced by Irma and then have them to go. They spent five days in emergency shelters. And when it was over, they go back to the community and there's no power.

There's no place to send them. Their building was bad. So this Mark Bell, who has a 27,000-foot square home in Boca Raton, had them all go in. All the girls got manicures. The balloon guy came in to entertain them. They put up a GoFundMe page, too, to get their home livable again. Oh, my goodness. What?

Yeah, pretty cool, huh? It's like an angel. 70 foster kids. A 27,000 square foot house. That's big. Gattyland is what that sounds like, yeah. Was there a different, Gattie Town and Gattie Land? Am I wrong on Gattie Land?

They were both. There were. Yeah. And what was the difference? The size like Disneyland, Disney. I don't remember Gatryland. I don't know if it's just the franchisee or what, but there was definitely both. I felt like in Arkansas, when we get Gattie Town, we stopped.

It was like, whoa. And it was amazing. And you pay like a nickel, all pizza you could eat. is amazing. Lots of pizza. And they're the best ranch in the world. Played the games. Yeah, it's pretty legit.

But I mean, I'm pizza and a ranch kind of girl. Some people, I mean, there's two kinds of people. People that dip their pizza in ranch and people that don't. I don't. There are two guys people in this world. Thin crust and thick crust. And I'm a thin crust. I'm thin.

I'm thin. Like, make it like paper. Oh, I like a thick. I like my crust. I like my crust. I think of my pepperoni. Wait, what? Thin.

Oh, thin. I get it. Yeah, baby. There are two kinds of people in this world Yeah, yeah Yeah Well, everybody Good morning, too

I'm Bobby These are all my friends here That's a rude song I don't want to say that Yeah If you want to be happy For the rest of your life Yeah

Never make a pretty girl your wife Did you know that's what it said? No I thought he said you have to get it pretty good Listen again Welcome to the show everybody Here we go Pick an ugly girl to marry you

Whoa So from my personal point of view pick an ugly girl to marry you. That's quite the rude. Now, that's old old now. That's old school. I like this version of much better. I like this version much better. Women with attractive husbands are more likely to develop lots of issues.

So they say get an ugly guy to marry you. Just the reverse. What I'm talking about? Okay. Now we're talking. Bobby, you're not ugly. But sometimes I feel it. Okay.

You're not. Okay. The study shows that women have a lot of problems when they have a better looking husband and even like body issues because and jealousy issues because they're like, I bet you're other people are looking at my husband trying to get him. And if they have an uglier man, they don't worry about that. What? This does not make sense.

Experts say the research is key to improving resources for women who suffer from lots of things, including eating disorders, jealousy issues. All I'm saying is women play down. Yes. Women typically do play down, though. No, women have the ability to look for personality. Yes. We men, we're gay men, we stupid. Except for if you listen to this song, because have you...

This is old, though. That's what I'm saying. This is like, oh, by the way, root song. And who said this is okay to record it, but out there? But I'm like one of the funnier lyrics from the song. Are you looking at it? Yes. Yeah.

An ugly woman cooks meals all the time. He goes on. He's like listening all these things and he's like, don't let your friends say you have no taste. Just marry her anyway. Her face is ugly. Her eyes don't match. Take it from me.

She's a better catch. That's funny. What if you're married Things that would break his heart But if you make an ugly woman your wife You'll be happy for the rest of your life An ugly woman couldn't feel contact You'll always give on a...

What if you're his wife and he comes home with this song Honey, I wrote this song. I got a song. Oh, man, I love to hear you play it. Here we go, one, two, three. If you want to be happy for the rest of your life Never make a pretty woman your wife What?

Take my personal point of view with an ugly girl to marry you. What? What are you thinking about that, what do you think about that, baby? That sounds terrible. You're trying to say I'm ugly? Here's the story. Research at the University of Utah is revealed that you should actually get married between the ages of 28 and 32 to boost the chances of a lasting marriage.

If you get married between those ages, the study says that four-year range is when the most success happens when they're like 10,000 marriages. That means you both have to be in a four-year range of each other. Yeah, that's true. Do you think this is absolute? What age did you get married, Amy? I was, my husband was 29, so he fits in that window, but I was like, was 26. Yeah. So, not really.

25, I think. Divorce. Uh, lunchbox. I got married at 34. Divorce. Eddie. 27. Oh.

DeVorce. Wow. We're all going to winners around here. Bobby? I'm 37. I haven't been married yet. Divorce. Divorce.

Before anything happens. But if you marry someone, like now that's 29, you'll be fine, right? Or does it have to be both people? I think both are supposed to be in that. Okay. Well. Divorced. Divorce.

Divorce. Well, odds are. You know what I mean? Dang. Dang. Come on, Eric. This song is good. The melody is so good.

Damn. Worst message ever. Make it positive. No. No. I just want to be it. It's icky. So Amy tried to buy something and the credit card company thought that it was like a dirty thing

so they rejected her. No. I don't know why it got rejected, but I had to call my bank three times about it, therefore talking to three different... What are you trying to buy? No. What website are you on? Listen, this is the worst.

So I'm trying to find stuff to wear to our I-heart festival, and I'm ordering from this website that has a really cute clothes called Nasty Gal. So, but my credit card was declined, so I had to call my bank and be like, why are you declining this purchase? So the first guy's like, oh, which decliner are you? calling about or whatever. And of course they know they can see right there. But he's like making me say it. I know he is. He's like.

You have to say it though. He's not doing it. No, because even the automated thing was like, are you calling about your recent credit card decline? And I'm like, yes. And they're like, one second while we patch you through. And then he picks up and he's like, what decline are you calling about? He knows on the screen I got to call. So I'm like, he's making me say

it. No, they have to. He doesn't want to hear you. He doesn't making me. I knew it. I felt it. And I was like. And he thinks he's got some Herveau going, say nasty gal. Come on, say it. What are you?

It was $100 to nasty gal. GAL. That makes it better. It is called nasty gal. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah. It's not just nasty. No, it's nasty gal.

And he's like. That does sound dirty. He laughed? Yes. I totally felt it in him. And he was like, he couldn't even say it. He's like, hmm, let me see why this $100 to nasty gal didn't go through. And he's like, laughing.

And I was like, hey, just. so that you know this is a clothing company. I felt like I had to like justify the whole thing. Then there was still confusion so I had to call back a girl answers this time. She was like, then the credit, are you calling about your reason to climb? Yes. Let me patch you

through. Hi, ma'am. What decline are you calling about? And she can already see, I can tell and I'm like, it's to nasty gal. She's like, huh, okay. Like, no judgment. Here, but let me look into this for you. She didn't say no judgment. No, her tongue.

Oh, come on. Her tone was saying no judgment. So then I'm like, oh. So then I had a call at third time, and I'm like, I give up. So right away, I was just like, I'm calling about my nasty gal. Amy's into it now? I just owned it. I'm a nasty gal calling on a nasty gal purchase.

And I got to climb. And I really need my nasty girl to, you need to approve this so it'll arrive in the mail in time. I'm ready to be nasty. No, really, I was just ordering a cute outfit. But it is the worst name for a clothing company. ever. They need to change it. Whenever people try to buy tickets to see the raging idiots, they get declined because people

are like, this is not a real thing. Like we had a bunch of listeners in El Paso and Austin try to order raging idiots tickets right when they went up and they were declined because they were like, yeah, something called raging raging idiots. You're getting scammed. Like, are you calling about your latest?

Yes, what is it? Two things. Nasty gal and raging idiots. Oh, it was a bad person. Oh, boy. They're calling their friend. Hey, come listen to this call. We got a real winner on the line over here That's the worst We'll be doing a bobbycast A little later on today

And it'll go up Probably this afternoon With Javier Pena and Steve Murphy The actual people That The Narco series is based on Like they're the real cops The real

Retired DA agents And so I've just been doing A lot of research about it And Pablo Escobar And they had to sign waivers And I mean it's crazy man And like Were they ever scared

I just want to know so much about them being scared for their lives and the safety of their family. And I would have gone totally undercover. Well, that's why you're not doing that, nasty gal. You're making orders a nasty gal. They're sitting there. So. Amy's husband's 40 now and she says he's going through a slight mid-life crisis. Things like he wants to be in better shape than he was and he was 30.

Yeah. Wakes up and knocks out push-up. Actively pursuing that. What's his saying? He wants his 40-year-old self to beat up his 30-year-old self. Yeah. And he knows that that it's totally possible. He's like, I am.

I already could. He's like, however, I could not beat up my 20-year-old self. Why is he comparing us to every generation? I don't know. Because he was sure could beat up his 10-year-old self. I don't know. Yeah, yeah, that is. Yeah, I don't know.

It's just his thing right now. Apparently, he has a trash grabber now that he walks around with because this one's been down. Order it on Amazon. Because when we walk the dog, he sees trash and it just really, really bothers them. And he thinks it's a good thing for us to do to give that to the neighborhood. and now we're those people with a trash picker-upper. Like, it's a little stick with a handle and a lever, and you're like squeeze it and it picks it up.

And then he thinks it'll be a super fun activity to do when the kids get here. And he wants to get them their own little mini trash picker-uppers. I mean, we're 40. I'm like, this is 40. I think it's great. He wants to take care of the community, but we don't even have to bend over to do it anymore. Getting older.

I know. 40 can beat up 30, not 20, but 10. I think he's still ahead in the game. I can beat up my soft 10 years. ago. Oh yeah. You're a rip now. I can beat up every other year of myself, probably right now. I was boxing yesterday and there was a girl and she was, she could, she's like two feet tall and tiny and she was with a whooping that, the trainer. Like he had pads on and I was just like, you gotta be kidding me. She was crushing it. No way. She'd beat me up. You want to fight her?

No. I'll get beat. You've been looking for a fight. Like I watch people and I'm like, I could take it. And she was in there just bam, bam, bam. Like her kicks, she's killing them. And so, yeah, I, you know, I did some work yesterday. I bet you leave there just feeling so empowered. I leave there exhausted, but like an hour later, I'm like, okay. Bring it. It's the hardest work I've ever done in my life because we'll have to work out hard for 45

minutes to even have it. If I don't work out super hard, I don't get to go in the ring. And so you have to work out super hard to even get invited into the ring. It's crazy. And so you do it. Like, I would be like, okay, forget it. I'm not going in the ring. I want to go to.

I have to. I want to. That's my goal. I know. And then I get in the ring. I'm like, this stinks. I was doing bear crawls yesterday through the gym. Oh, I'm going to vomit.

Can you ever just say, I'm sorry, my back hurts. I can't do that. There's just things I can't do. I don't have excuses. It's not an excuse. It's a legit, like, maybe your back doesn't hurt, but I'm just like trying to picture myself doing a bear crawl right now. I'd be like, sorry.

Can't happen. No, I'm pretty good. Like I'm peak. Right. I have to start taking metemusel, though. Time march is on? What is that? You need fiber?

Yeah, because I don't use a bathroom ride or something. Oh, no. And I was like, I go a bathroom like once a week. So who recommended metamusal? Jared. He was like, take some metamusal or take a probiotic, but try metamusal first. I was like, what am I like, 90? Yeah.

But I go to the bathroom like once a week. And he was like, that's not normal. Once a week? You need to go once a day. That's what he said. Yeah, that's what he said to. He's like, you need to go once a day. Your digestion's messed up.

And I was like, okay, so I'm going to go get some metamusal today. Hmm. Okay. We got grabbers for trash, Metamuse. Lunchbox is getting LASIC on his eye. What? Yeah, I mean, I told you, I failed the vision test when I went to get my driver's license, so I'm embarrassed to wear glasses, so I squint all the time, and it's hard to read things.

So I did my research, and LASIC is the option. LASIC is what needs to be done. I'm going to go under the laser. I have so many friends that have done that and love it. It says the best thing ever. Ever. I wear glasses, but I can't. My ride eye just doesn't work.

I can't fit. It's in my brain. It's like in the stem of my brain is where that is. So my right eyes never worked my whole life. And so I've went and tried to get tested for it because all my friends love LASIC. But yeah, I'm colorblind and my right eye doesn't work. So I'm pretty much 25% of the four eyes. Like I'm about 25% solid. Only the left eye. Yeah. But time march is on. Yeah. Metamusal. We're just not the same that used to be. Back hurts. Trash grabbing. That trash grabber is good for a hurt back too. Not even just to pick up trash just around the house. Like, I don't even have to bend over anymore.

At all. No. Over at Bobby Bones, we're making a list. The 10 most underrated country music artists. And I have why. This is my list. It's only my perspective. But I get to see and be around a lot of people.

And number 10 yesterday was Brandy Clark. And the reason she's not higher is because she's somewhat rated. She was nominated for a Grammy. Oh, yeah. But I feel like she's so underrated. And people don't know her when they should. At number nine, just released. Craig Campbell

The most underrated artist in country music Number one, the guy can sing like a country angel Number two He plays piano like cowboy Beethoven You wouldn't know that He used to play piano for Luke on tour

And then he was Luke was like, you got to go and be your own artist He can play guitar. He can sit and play any song. Just go, what do you want to hear? And we play a game, Stump, Craig Campbell. But aside from, like, the little stuff, he's such a pure artist. And we've been able to go out on the road with them.

And I'm like, this guy should be a country star. So at number nine on the list of most underrated country artists. Craig Campbell. Even that song didn't get the, like, just that it deserves. Yeah. That was such a great song. So if you get To see you smiling

Yeah Yeah Can't get you out of my head You're dancing See Craig, go see him He's at number nine On the most Underrated artist list

The full list 10 and 9 at bobbybones.com It does it for today We'll see it tomorrow Tomorrow we'll do the dance parties Obviously to put you in a good mood So we hope on Fridays When you're going to work

You turn us on You can hear the whole show back from today if you go to iHeartRadio or iTunes and search Bobby Bone Show. And there'll be a Bobby cast up a little later this afternoon. And it'll be with the real life detectives from the narcos, like the real DEA agents. Like not the actors. The people that the shows were based on. And so I'm going to ask them how much it was real, how much it made up for the show. They apparently had a sign waiver so they couldn't sue Netflix and how they were portrayed. Wow.

Like there's a lot of stuff. So I haven't done it yet. They're going to come over later. And so... That's amazing. That should be up this afternoon. Just search Bobbycast. You can subscribe to the Bobbycast. And usually it's songwriters and artists like Dirk's Karen Fairchild, writers like Ross Coperman.

I mean, there's a lot of people. A lot of second layer, you know? A lot of songwriter. And then there's DEA agents. Yeah. I love it. Even like John Oates from Holland Oates. Like, everyone at John Mayer.

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