The Bobby Bones Show - Lindsay Ell In Studio + College Amy Comeback + Top 5 'Bobby Cast' Trucks
Episode Date: August 15, 2017Lindsay Ell stops by the studio, Morgan #2 wants to party with 'College Amy' and Bobby reveals the top 5 biggest 'Bobby Cast' pick-up trucks Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodc...astnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bobby Boms, everybody.
Transmitting across America.
The show.
Oh, yeah, welcome to the show. Good morning. Studio.
Morning.
Amy's back hurts?
Yeah.
Do you do anything to it?
Well, apparently in my L4 and L5 area, I have irritated the root nerve.
Okay, you've been talking to somebody, huh?
Yeah, my new physical therapist.
Oh, boy.
Oh, my goodness.
What happened to your chiropractor?
He is now.
I had to go to a different one that also does physical therapy.
And he also is doing something called needling on me,
where he sticks needles.
in my back and it attaches little to electric pads to it and since pulses through my back,
like,
so basically he's just charging you for things.
Amazing things.
I feel better.
Honestly, I do.
And I have physical therapy, like homework that I have to do every day.
You have to pay for that?
No, I do it at home.
I know, but you have to like send your bin-mo?
It's part of the whole package.
Yeah.
And then after, you know, I do that, I also have like a three-step process.
I have to complete in my brain.
Like I have to, before I bend over to do anything, like wash my face at the sink or, you know, get dog food out of her little pale or brush my teeth.
Like I have to, I have a three-step process that I have to do to prepare my back to bend over.
Which is what?
Well, I mean, it's hard to describe it, but basically I have to step one, tighten my stomach muscles.
Step three, stick my butt sort of out.
So that I don't like roll it under.
Step two is butt out.
Oh, sorry, step two is butt out.
Step three is then kind of squat with my knees.
I mean, you're describing it kind of hot.
It's like, take your stomach and stick your butt out and squat down.
It doesn't sound very technical.
This doctor has her like, and take your ankle, put it behind your head.
Shut up.
It is not.
She hit me with the shut up, everybody.
She did.
Because this is serious.
Like it hurts.
Like I can't, common things like washing my face in the sink, that hurts me and it irritates me.
I know.
You know what you should do?
Wear a low-cut shirt.
Step one.
No.
Nobody's around when I'm doing this.
It's just funny to like watch me like go to my sink and then be like, okay, tight naps, butt out, leg squat.
And then I'm like, okay, I can wash my face.
I just doesn't sound.
I don't like you describing it like that.
Well, you're the one that told me to describe it.
I was leaving it at a three-step process, but then you asked me what the three steps were.
All right.
Let's get the show started.
Amy's like, first, I lick my lips.
You're rude.
Then I run my finger down my chin.
My L4 and L5 are whack.
Yeah, what that means.
Yeah, stop talking about whacking.
All right, here we go.
I did it.
Let's get going here.
Bobby Booms.
Come on.
Recognizing people doing cool things.
It's ICU.
This nine-year-old Tyler is on a mission to give as many donuts to as many police officers as possible.
His nickname is Donut Boy, six weeks going all over to all the police stations to give as many cops' donuts as possible.
He's giving out 7,000 donuts.
7,000?
Yeah, and people are donating to him to give donuts?
Here's my question.
I don't know, and by the way, I think this is awesome because this is a nine-year-old wanting to give cops of donuts.
Yeah, Donut Boy.
Isn't it though like the stereotype that cops like donuts?
Absolutely.
Like I'm starting to think what if he just like gave him a bagel or something?
Right.
So it's not the stereo.
It's still a good thing.
Nobody hates a donut.
Or like a muffin?
Or a muffin.
Yeah, yeah.
And I'm not hating at all.
I just start to think in my head.
Like if I were to go, hey, you get a donut, walk up to a cop, just get a donut.
I think he'd get mad at me.
I agree.
I agree with you totally.
But he's nine.
That's a good thing.
Yeah.
Then he'd be muffin boy or something.
He's donut boy.
Gotta do donuts.
Is Donut Boy that much cooler than Muffin Boy in your head?
I think so.
That's a cool thing.
Tyler, that's good.
Nine years old, man.
I see you.
You found out they have code names for callers that call the show, huh?
Yeah.
I didn't know about this until I was in the glass room,
and I heard a code Amy, and I was like, I'm sorry, what?
So what happens is there's our studio where we sit, us that speak on the radio.
And then the producers are in a glass room.
We can see them, but there's this barrier that stops the sound from coming through.
And so, Mike D, who answers the phones, he has code names for callers.
Like, for example, Code Amy.
Yeah.
What's that mean, Mike D?
If they're rambling just a little bit, you've got to coach them on what they want to say.
That's a code Amy.
So if it's a Code Amy call.
They're long-winded.
They're long-winded.
Code Amy.
You may not make it on the air, by the way, if you pull a Code Amy.
A code Amy.
Now, what's a Code Lunchbox?
A code lunchbox.
They're really excited.
and they have something to say
but sometimes they get on the air
and say something completely different.
Like they go completely rogue.
They go rogue.
It's a lunchbox.
Okay.
I'm excited about life.
I'm cool with that.
That's a good code.
Yeah, what's code Bobby?
The caller sounds really clear,
smart to the point.
You put them right on the air.
At the code Bobby.
What?
That's code Bobby.
Yeah.
I really heard code Amy and code lunchbox.
It's interesting to know that there's code Bobby.
Very smart.
Intellectual.
And you know what you're talking about.
about and you're sharp.
I didn't make this up. Don't mess with me.
I know you didn't. I'm the one that discovered that they had codes back there.
I didn't know they've been like, we got to code Amy online too.
I'm like, what?
Okay, code Bobby.
Okay, so now callers know what kind of caller they need to be to get on the air, like ASAP.
No, they all get on the air.
Well, I said ASAP.
What's if they don't get on? Is that anything?
No.
This is code bad?
That's just bad.
All right.
Well, that's a little behind the scenes.
Go to Bobby.
Follow Bobby on Snapchat.
Username Bobby Bones show.
Positivity time on Tuesday.
Tell me something good.
When a semi-plowed full speed into a group of cars
stopped for construction on I-24 in Southern Illinois,
it caused a chain reaction.
A car pile up.
A group of music industry executives were riding motorcycles out of the crash,
and they just jumped off their bikes and started pulling people from the cars.
They pulled 10 people from cars.
It's like all these, the video's crazy.
They just start pulling people out of cars.
cars to jump off their bikes and start pulling people out.
Wow.
It's insane.
But yeah, the truck, boom!
Nails it.
And these guys pull them.
Cars caught fire.
They were like, they knew because gas was everywhere.
Not that the cars would just blow up like in the movies,
but they knew because there was gas everywhere.
The ground was going to catch fire if anything hit it.
Whoa.
And here they are just pulling.
Yeah, that's crazy.
So shout out to those guys. Amy.
Well, this Wisconsin mom named Amber.
She has invented something called the Child Save Car Seat.
And so what you do when you put your kid in it is you attach this little thing to the baby's heart, which monitors this heart rate and the temperature of the car seat.
If any time the child is left in the car seat for too long and it gets too hot, especially in the summer months, an alarm will sound so parents will know if their baby is just uncomfortable, too hot overheating, or worst case scenario, if you left your baby in the hot car.
Lunchbox.
After three years, a family gets their dog back.
The kid was five years old when his best friend, his little lab went missing.
They didn't know where it went.
Three years later, they get a call.
It'd been microchipped, you know, they found it a state away.
Boom.
Reunited.
Wow, look at that.
Welcome hell.
Oh, boy.
There you go.
Tell me something, guys.
Bobby bone.
There's a hashtag my reality TV show would be.
So I have a couple of preach to you guys.
Hashtag is my reality TV show would be.
Amy?
Oh, my gosh.
My Dirk's addiction.
Oh.
No, I'm coming up with them, not you.
Oh, okay.
What did you say?
What was your funny answer?
Oh.
I didn't have it yet.
Oh, I thought you said something like.
No, I was like, oh gosh, mine would be something.
Broccoli apocalypse.
No, Amy says my Dirk's addiction and or I married an action hero.
Yeah.
Okay.
Hashtag my reality TV show would be Lunchbox.
19 naps and counting.
I get it.
After the Dugger's funny.
Or say yes to the mess.
I get it like after the dress.
I get it.
No, about how disgusting your house is.
I get it.
And my car.
Eddie.
Come on.
Toddlers and tequila.
Yay.
That's so me.
Arriva.
Eddie.
Two kids and stopping.
That's me too.
I'm done.
That's it.
I love it.
I only can
You guys can make one up for me if you want
I don't have a good one for me because I'm not that
Everything about me is pretty normal
What?
Yeah
No
So instead of rich kids at Beverly Hill
That's good like poor kids in Mountain Pine
Oh I was going to say soft and sissy
Oh man that's rough
What's that after?
I'm just whatever
What about alone and afraid
What about alone and afraid?
How about
Fully closed and confident
Yes. Well, there's got to be more.
Lunchbox, these are all like parodies. Lunch is making them up.
You got to have it from the show.
What is Amy's? Dirk's not a show?
Yeah, sad and stupid.
It was not addiction.
Yeah. My Dirk's addiction?
Yeah.
Oh, I get it like, okay. My strange addiction. I get it.
Yeah. He's just now catching on.
Hey, hold on. I'll catch you up.
Hey, come around tomorrow, lunchbox.
have some of these.
Man, I'm about to come up with some of these.
I like reality shows, but I'm trying to think of Bobby, how they relate to Bobby.
Well, there was another one for Eddie, party down south of the border.
Okay.
That's dumb.
What do you mean?
That's dumb.
Okay, okay.
Bobby's is work, sure.
Okay, that's good one.
Like Jersey Shore.
But all he does is work.
I don't think lunchbox gets to the game.
No, he doesn't.
How about Amy's?
Here's number for Amy.
Instead of keeping up with the Kardashians, it's keeping up with Amy's belongings.
Oh, I like it because you lose everything.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everyone hates theirs.
Maybe I got another lunchbox one.
Pimp my ultimate.
Man, I have, see, dang it.
I can't do that one.
You can't do what?
I was trying to think I want for you.
Oh, I know, Bobby's.
Go ahead.
Love at first, never.
What?
You guys are hurtful, okay?
You guys are hurtful.
Mine was like love at first sight.
Mine are funny and they have to do with like Mexico and losing things.
And Amy's like, how about you're sad and suck at relationships?
Married at first, never.
Oh, man.
See, I was trying to do one, but I can't do it because Mori is like, you're not the dad.
That's not a reality show.
Okay.
He needs two days, bones.
Give him two days.
I'm trying to go off team mom, you know what I mean?
No, we're done.
No, no, no, don't stop.
Survivor.
We're not spitballing a bit on the air.
Real housewives.
Yeah.
What else you got?
Nothing.
No, I watch a bunch.
Like, American Idol.
Keep working with them.
We'll come back.
All right.
Thank you.
The voice.
Bobid Bones show.
Bonehead.
Norrie up the day.
This story comes to us from Florida.
A father has been arrested after he let his 13-year-old drive, and he drove his car right into a pond.
His dad was trying to teach him how to drive, and he said, yeah, go ahead, take the wheel.
Oh, no.
13-year-old left the road, boop, bo, bo, bo, right into a pond.
Did they get out?
Oh, yeah, they got out.
They're okay, but they got charged with child endangerment.
Oh, no.
Yeah, because he let his...
Oh, man.
I bet that didn't happen in, like, the country.
Nope.
Because of Cavitch has been like...
I understand.
You know what?
Live and learn.
Right.
Wow.
So you lose a car and you go to jail.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your Bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
It's funny.
We have a new girl in our studio and she does our web stuff.
Her name's Morgan No. 2 right now.
And she mentioned she'd like to see college, Amy.
Have you heard this?
Yeah.
Yeah, I heard.
What does that mean Morgan number 2?
Because you're 23.
Yeah.
Right?
Yeah.
And you've been in college.
How long?
Like a year and a year.
half now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I've been out for
like over 15 years. What does it mean
that you want to see college, Amy? So
like I go out a lot and you guys always
kind of make fun of me for it. No, no, we're jealous
of you and we use that as a way to share
our jealousy. Go ahead.
So Amy, I asked her what she was
doing this weekend and she was like,
you know, I'm just going to hang out at the house. I was like, well, you should
come out with me sometime. I want to see
crazy college Amy because she said she used to drink a lot
in college, so I want to see it.
I remember Amy, listen, I remember kind of
college, Amy? I caught you right
after. I'm slightly post-college
Amy. One of my first experiences of Amy
at a bar was... I was at a wedding, to be
fair. I had been at a wedding all day.
I saw you at a bar. Amy comes
up to me and she's in her
bridesmaid dress. She's got a huge cut down to her entire
side of her leg. That would happen
any day. Where she had fallen over. Oh, wow.
She'd been drinking all day. It's one of those nights.
It was one of those nights. And I was like...
It was my college roommate getting married.
I was like, this girl goes hard.
No college.
Like she's all battered up from falling down and drinking all day.
No, I wasn't going hard.
Once, Amy, got bit in the head.
Remember when Carl was bitter in the head?
Yep.
And got bloody head at the bar.
Yeah, but I was designated driver that night, D.D.
And it just looked like I wasn't because I had bloodstreaming down my forehead.
So what's college, Amy?
That's where I was wondering.
I was like, what is college, Amy?
But I assume probably, yeah, going out, being way more social, not wanting to miss a thing.
You're a dancer, though.
dancing. Oh, for sure. She used to tell us
Morgan number two. I know. It's so dumb.
She used to tell us that
when she danced, people watched.
Like if she was that good of a dancer.
Yeah, yeah, yes. Lunchbox.
Oh, no. Her exact quote was, when
I go to the dance floor, people take notice
and they stop what they're doing and they watch.
It was with one particular, like, really
good friend of mine. Like, we would dance. Like, he just
was really good at, like, spinning and
doing all that kind of stuff. He was a good leader, and I was
a good follower. So, like, we did
a lot of events where we would dance.
or like wedding, you know, it was that time of our life when there was a lot of things where there was dancing.
I just remember stopping. Once I was walking on the street and I saw them like four blocks away and I stopped and just watch.
It was amazing. Okay. I was just following. It was really like, wow. Were you a big beer drinker?
No, I mean, yeah, Miculob ultra light, like not like real beer, but pomegranate flavor or something.
And you went to Texas A&M, so you kind of had to fit the culture of Texas A&M party life.
Yeah, but back then there was still that, I don't think I was very, I don't think I was very,
worried about sugar or caloric intake.
So it was like smearing off ice and pinocalottos or daqueries or something.
In the next few months, will you go out with her on a Friday or Saturday night and do her
23-year-old thing?
What does she do?
Oh, my goodness.
Amy, she's dead for a week.
Yeah.
I would.
No, I can't recover from that.
In the next 90 days.
Will you go out and do a Friday or Saturday or Saturday night?
I also could have children in the next 90 days.
Amy, I need a commitment from you.
That's a lot.
How late do I have to say?
out.
Until the shuts down at 2 a.m.
No.
Amy.
No.
Come on, Amy.
College Amy.
These guys let their wife shave their faces.
Yeah, come on.
We do so.
I will shave my face.
Amy, if Bobby told me to do this as a bit, I'd be in a heartbeat.
Like, sorry, babe, got to go.
Come on.
Come on.
I have to be tired.
Okay, but there's a limit on, like, consumption.
One a.m.
It's at a two.
Okay.
We have a deal, boy.
Yeah.
Get your Bobby bones on.
Samantha in Ohio.
Hello.
Hey, I just like yelling in Ohio like that.
How are you?
I'm fantastic.
How about yourself?
I'm really good.
Thank you for calling this morning.
What's going on?
Well, I have a question for Lunchbox.
Okay.
I don't know.
If he's still having to go around with the property brothers and his house and the neighbor and...
Yeah, so Lunchbox tried to get on the Property Brothers TV show.
Realized he had to pay how much yourself?
$70,000 minimum.
And then he was like, I'm out.
But then in a twist of...
fate, his literal next door neighbors have the property brothers working on their house now.
How is that going?
They have wrapped.
They are finished.
Construction, remodeling everything.
They are done.
The final scenes have been shot.
Now I guess they're editing it and to air it on TV.
But the property brothers have moved on.
The house is complete.
Did ever go meet him?
I saw them through the bushes.
But you like never went over.
No, I never went over and said hello to him because they weren't there very
often only like three or four times.
Does it show you that TV's not real
at all? Like they're really not there except for
right when they need to be there and they're out.
No, it's real because the work gets done
and on TV they only show them doing a little bit of the work.
They don't act like they're doing all the work.
They don't? No. Okay.
I've never seen that show. Even the old with the tool belt
because I feel like he's building the whole house.
It looks like they're there all the time.
It does. I've seen it. It looks like they're there a lot.
Like the Tollbell guy, I feel like he's
building it like the Amish people build their houses.
They lift it up. They do. Yeah.
And then I feel like the guy in the suit and ties
always sitting outside with the typewriter.
Like always.
That typewriter.
Yeah.
But the one thing they do trick you is they act like they go look at a bunch of houses.
They don't really because they use my next door neighbors to shoot them in front of it.
Like, yeah, this house is really nice, but it's just not exactly what we're looking for.
Oh, fakers.
Yeah.
Why do they knock on my door?
Come on.
Oh, because they'd have been like this.
Ugh.
No, no.
Lunchboxes for a yard looks good.
No, inside of this house stuff.
If they'd have seen in the window, they'd have been like.
What does that smell?
Is that a hoarder?
Samantha, does that answer your question?
That does. I appreciate you.
Hey, I appreciate you.
Man, you're you.
Thank you for calling so early in the morning.
Appreciate you.
Take care.
You too, bye-bye.
Man, how about that update?
And there's a little bow on that story.
Elise and Austin, good morning.
Good morning.
How are you guys?
Really good.
What can I help you with?
I am going in for a job interview today,
and I just wanted you to get me pumped up and ready for it.
Oh, you need to be pumped up.
What kind of job is this?
Teaching job.
Did you just finish school?
I did.
I'm an older college graduate.
I'm 34.
And this is, yeah, my first job out of college.
Your first teaching job out of college.
Yes.
Well, what happens if you don't get it?
Here's the question.
What happens if you don't get this job?
Well, I guess I would just, I would.
You go do another interview.
until you get a job, right?
Yes.
Okay.
That question right there, I only ask you that question.
Because, okay, what's the worst case scenario?
You don't get this job.
So then you go to another one.
So all the pressure is not on this one.
That's true.
That's true.
Like, you don't get it, you get better at job interviewing, and you go try to get a second job.
Like, there is no, the only pressure you put on yourself is the pressure you put on
yourself.
So go in thinking, hey, if I don't get it, I'll go do another one.
There's nothing to this.
It's not like you're not.
interviewing to be the CEO of AT&T, or it's one job.
You know what I mean?
Yeah.
Right.
Like, we need a lot of great teachers.
There are a lot of great teachers need it all over the place.
You feel like you're a great teacher?
I do, yes.
What are you teaching?
Elementary school.
So, I know a lot of places that need great elementary teachers.
And if you don't get this one, you'll be better interviewing.
You get another one.
And what if it's not in the, what if it's not, this is not your plan to have this job?
Right.
You're right.
It's just a little nerve-wracking.
You only get nervous because why?
Why do you get nervous?
Because it's important.
Because it matters.
That's right.
That's right.
And how often in life do things mean something?
Not very often.
So it's awesome that you're nervous.
You got it.
Thank you.
And if you don't get this one.
Who cares if you don't get this one?
You'll get the next one.
You'll be nervous the next one too.
You know why?
Because it matters.
Yes.
And if it ever doesn't matter, you stop doing it.
That's true.
Does that work?
I just said words.
Do you feel inspired at all?
Yes.
Yes, I do. It works and I feel ready and I'm pumped and I'm going to kill it.
Remember, take your heart rate low and ask a lot of questions because people when they're interviewing you, you ask them questions.
They're like, wow, they really care. They're not just trying to get a job.
Like, they care about the job they're getting. And there's a difference.
Okay, thank you. All right. See you later.
I appreciate you. I appreciate you.
Sometimes I just, like I hope that helps, sir.
It sounded like a dead. I saw her confidence in her voice go up.
nerves are good
I like nerves
nerves
I like nerves
nerves
always means it matters
even if it's not good
but I like nerves
nerves
let me feel live
yeah
the Bobby Bonds
Hey check out this game
it's called
the before and after game
so
it's a
for example
if I say Amy
Australian country singer
and chain
of hipster
retail stores
that would be
Keith Urban Outfitters
Oh got it
Oh, got it.
Ready, Amy.
Farm Tour Headliner,
an actor who plays Walter White on Breaking Bad.
Luke Brian Cranston.
Nice.
Lunchbox.
Yeah, I'm here.
The red-headed stepchild and the former South African president.
Red-headed stepchild.
I know it's Nelson Mandela,
but what in the red-headed stepchild?
Red-haired stranger, bones.
I don't know. I'm just reading it. I got it. I got it.
Go ahead. Willie Nelson Mandela.
Nice. Oh. I blame Mike D on that question.
Yeah, not stepchild.
That is pretty dumb that I read that.
Best-selling solo artist of all time and best-selling country duo, Amy.
Oh, my goodness.
Best-selling solo artist of all time and best-selling country duo. Talk it out.
Garth Brooks and done.
Nice.
What a?
Good job.
Good job.
How about this one?
The Chief and a fast food chicken chain.
Lunchbox.
Oh.
Eric Church's chicken.
Nice.
Yeah.
This is fine.
Keep going.
Eddie, ready?
Come on.
Come on.
Best selling Pop Diva and winner of American Idol season four.
What?
Best selling pop diva.
and the winner of American Idol season four.
Oh, come on, Eddie. Come on, Eddie.
Beyonce.
Lunchbox, take it away.
Mariah Carey Underwood.
Mail him.
Oh, my goodness.
Amy, last one.
Ready?
Yeah.
Tattooed country bad boy
and the former voice of the Affleck Duck.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, yeah, I got it.
Oh, Brantley,
Gilbert Godfrey.
Yeah!
That's a funny game.
That's funny.
Except for a Mike Child and the Stepchild reference.
Right.
Hey, it happens.
Stepchild.
All right.
All right.
That's a fun game.
Yeah.
You know, I do the show from my house called The Bobbycast and lots of artists and songwriters
stop by.
I put together a list because I think you have to find it interesting.
These are the top five biggest trucks that have come to the house.
Trucks, okay
Yeah, because I always go
After we finish
I walk them downstairs
In my house, walked to the front door,
we have a goodbye,
and I really just go to see what kind of car
they drive, see how rich they are?
Yeah.
Top five biggest trucks
That have come to my house,
number five,
Dirk's Bentley.
Oh.
Number four,
Eric Passley.
Ooh.
Okay.
Now we get to the top three.
These were all monster trucks.
Yeah,
Define big truck.
Yeah, so these get bigger.
They're progressively getting bigger.
Yes, these are monsters.
Wow.
Like, those other two are big.
Number three, Kip Moore has a monster truck.
Yeah.
Have you ever seen Kip's truck?
Yes, because I see him at the grocery store all the time.
You follow them out?
No, but we're checked out around the same time, so I guess we just walked out together.
His truck is so big it would seem hard to park.
Mm-hmm.
Number two, Preston from Locash.
Big truck.
Humongous and tricked out.
Oh, yeah, I can see it being tricked out.
Yeah, I'm not sure about it.
I think it has a low cash emblem on it.
Yeah.
Stop it.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
I think, maybe it doesn't.
Smart advertising.
Like, in, like, letters in old English on the back?
Not in old English, but number one, Jaron Johnston from the Cadillac 3.
His truck was so big you couldn't fit in my driveway.
Really?
He's a little guy.
Nah, he's a little guy.
I mean, I would think he's a little guy.
Okay.
But he's skinny.
All those guys sort of are, except for Pazley.
Interesting.
What are you telling, Amy?
I don't know.
Yeah, but Jared Johnson's truck from Caliak 3 was so big.
He was like, dude, I couldn't he park in the driveway.
Sorry, right on the side of the street.
It was a monster.
That's something, though, Am.
You say the little guys have big trucks.
I wonder, me, I would never think that, but you.
I wasn't saying that.
Amy's husband has a huge truck.
Yeah, he does.
Yeah.
Yeah, he does.
You know what they say, the bigger the truck.
What?
What do they say?
Yeah.
Show.
The Morning Corny.
What has four wheels and flies?
What has four wheels and flies?
A trash truck.
That was the morning corny.
This is a bobby boll.
I'm supposed to floss your dogs.
That sounds weird.
Yeah.
That's what my vet was saying.
You should start as a puppy so your dog gets used to it.
And then it'll be no problem by the time they're older.
And I was like, okay, well, my dog's 11, so we're just going to go ahead and live that floss-free life.
Like, she's good.
I cannot traumatize her by pinning her down to floss her teeth.
I can't even brush her teeth.
I've tried.
It just doesn't happen.
So, yeah, we just deal with it.
It does make sense that if there are teeth, you should floss them.
But we're just not hearing about this.
Again, my dog's not taking the flossing.
My dog doesn't take the brushing.
But I have been pouring the special doggy mouthwash into her water bowl,
and it definitely has helped.
Yeah, I put, like, a squeeze of some stuff in there, too.
Yeah.
So that's as far as we go with dental care.
We're good.
She's 11.
You know, we just came around at the wrong time.
Because in 10 years, our dogs are going to have...
Braces.
They're going to have...
Retainers after the braces.
They're going to have all that, man.
Man.
And back in the day, he just loved
A night car.
She's like cavemen.
Yeah.
So,
I'm putting,
try to flush your dog's teeth.
Let me know how that goes.
You really want me to try?
Is there dog floss, by the way?
Because that probably ended up getting something stuck in my dog's teeth.
She didn't try to sell me anything specific,
so at least she didn't have it.
Because I feel like every time I go to the vet,
they're trying to like, you need this for your dog.
Oh, yeah.
It's like the oil change place.
Yeah.
You know what?
We found a little something wrong with the kidney.
We're going to need you to.
I can just use some of mine.
I'll try.
No, I don't get it stuck.
Does anyone brush their dog's teeth here?
No.
Yeah, I don't either.
And I don't think that's crazy anymore.
Five years ago, that was crazy.
But our dogs are all older than that.
Hmm.
Okay, I'll try floss.
No, I just had dogs.
I thought you said you wanted me to try.
My gentle glide isn't going to get stuck in her teeth.
Okay, let me know how they goes.
Get your bones on the Bobby Bones show.
There was a caller that called in yesterday.
and said that Lunchbox's
unemployed wife actually worked with her.
Now, what the listeners
didn't know is I saw the call on, and I thought it was
just rubbish. And I thought it was somebody
and I was like, and I looked at lunch
like off the air, I was like, didn't even put this call on the air
because is she like secretly working somewhere
and you don't want her to, and he was like,
no, put her on the air because it's not true.
So I put this call her on the air.
And she goes, I think Lunchbox's wife works
at Top Golf with me.
And lunche, this is
no, like, radio game.
And he was like, that is not true.
She does not work at Top Golf.
She's my.
But we hung on the phone and he was, even after the break, he was like, that's the stupidest call I ever heard.
Lunchboxes goes home yesterday.
Had to talk with his wife.
And I might be the worst husband ever because my wife has a job.
And she's been employed for about a week and a half.
And she said, what do you think I'm doing on my computer all day?
And I said, well, I thought you were looking for a job.
jobs. Well, the place in, there's no place to work yet. So she works from home and she's been going to
these recruit, she's been to like two recruitment events. I thought she was going to these
recruitment events to try to get hired. And in fact, she was running the recruitment events to
hire people. And so she works there. Like she has a job. So that caller wasn't crazy. Like I thought
I am just terrible. And I didn't ask my wife anything because I was like, well, if there's
no news. I don't want to ask her and bring it up.
You don't want to keep going, hey, how's that job search coming when there's nothing?
Right. And she goes, no, I told you. And I was like, I don't know if you did.
So many layers to this. One, the fact that he didn't know his wife had a job. Like, that to me is crazy.
Yeah. But two, like, I literally, and I don't know if you guys saw me do it, but I went over lunchtime. I said, hey, this caller thinks you're, have you just not told us?
And he's like, no. Like, my wife does not work at Top Golf. And so we put her on and lunch.
yelled at the caller and everything.
I have to tell her how stupid she was.
And I mean, and I'm just blown away.
Like, I'm so confused by it.
But yes, okay, call her, I apologize.
You were right.
Like, I was wrong.
Do you get to play free top golf, though, is the question?
That is going to be, I assume I'm going to be playing for free if I want to.
What does she do at Top Golf?
She does, like, customer relations stuff.
I don't know exactly.
Recruitment.
Is that like that?
You didn't even know she weren't going to tell about 12 hours ago.
She does recruiting, she hires people.
Baby steps.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah.
It's really crazy.
Yeah, because it's not like she got hired like a day.
It'd been like a week and a half.
He thought she was going to get jobs.
He thought she wanted the job fair.
Yeah, I did.
She was unemployed.
All right, it's the Bobby Bones show.
All right, the special treat, Lindsay L is back today.
Lindsay L has an album called The Project that came out on Friday,
and you've been out doing a lot of stuff for the past few days.
Yeah, it's been crazy.
I think we should play a game.
You didn't play a game?
Yeah.
I'll play you a famous guitar solo.
You give me the song.
Right?
Okay.
This should be pretty easy.
I think you can get most of these.
Uh-oh.
Number one.
Stay way to heaven.
That is correct.
Amy, your turn.
Oh.
I'm playing her against her?
Yes.
Okay, great.
I knew that one, Eric Clapton.
No, that was the Led Zepp line.
Take it.
All right.
Hit me.
That's Bush.
Okay.
And on
Is that the song, no?
What's that?
What's that?
Norn and on.
And on.
Nirvana.
Smells like teen spirit.
Correct.
Yay.
One to one.
What up?
All right.
Lindsay.
Oh, here you go.
I kind of gave it to a...
You know what this is?
I think so.
Go ahead.
E.B.H.
Van Halen.
A rough shit.
Yeah.
Eddie Van Healan.
Yeah.
Oh, you can't pick the guitar yet.
It's the band.
Oh, okay.
Sorry.
Did she get that point, Eddie?
Yeah, she said.
She said, Evh, Eddie Van Halen.
She said EVH, Eddie Van Halen.
Yeah, because that's how you talk when you play guitar.
Oh.
I mean.
Do we give it to her or not?
Yes.
Give it to her.
All right, we give it to her.
All right.
Lindsay, how about this one?
This, um, okay, well, wait, I know this.
Why is this?
Why am I blanking?
Just second.
Just second, just second, just second, just second.
I've played the solo.
No, no, no, no, I need more.
than that. No, I'm sorry. Three seconds. Two, one. Free birds. Oh, yeah. Obviously. Oh, my goodness.
All right, I have it a solo.
Tennessee whiskey.
That's correct. There you go, good. Do you know any of these, Amy? Yeah, I knew the Tennessee
whiskey. There's no way you get this one.
Wait, let it play from a minute. I feel like, oh, the outside, the outsiders, uh, uh, uh, uh,
Amy, I mean, Lindsey.
Oh, it's Eric Church.
Yeah.
Right.
You know this song.
Yeah.
I give you one more.
Name the solo here.
How about this one?
Is this me?
Mm-hmm.
Voodoo Child.
Hendrix?
Yeah.
Huh?
What?
Voodoo Child.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, but there was like one thing I played yet, really?
Well, that's a pretty famous.
Do you play that?
You play that?
See, that's kind of, if she had a wah pedal.
That would do it.
That would do it.
Yeah.
Amy, can you name this one?
Ready?
Yeah.
What?
Randall Amber.
Yep.
One of nine.
No, not quite the right.
Not my way.
I'm going to let up my shotgun.
Take my girls.
Yeah.
Gunpowder and lead.
There it is.
That's right.
Go, go, go.
You just have to wait a way.
You just have to wait a lot.
Wait for a minute with Amy?
Yeah.
I mean, I was the same way.
Wait for it.
She gets there, it just takes her a little bit.
You want one more, Annie?
Yeah.
How about this one?
Well, roll over Beethoven.
That's what I think of.
But there's also Go Johnny Go.
Neither of the title of song.
The second one is closer.
Go.
Same artist.
Chuck Barry.
Johnny be good.
Go, Joe.
I just think of that dog, that movie, Beethoven.
Roll over and Beethoven.
That's funny.
You don't get back to the future?
No, but I guess not.
I was pitching that big old, like St. Bernard dog or something, whatever it was.
Beethoven.
Yeah, Beethoven's the dog.
All right.
Lindsay, thank you for coming back by.
Thank you guys.
Any other questions, Amy?
You want to ask her from listeners?
I mean, I did tell you some stuff came in, but.
Okay, go ahead.
Okay.
Throw one out there real quick.
All right.
Miranda F wants to know.
Do you want kids?
If so, do you want them in the near future?
Wow, Miranda, just getting right to it.
I want to be married before I have kids.
That would mean Bobby would need to propose,
which I don't even know when that would happen.
This interview is so stupid.
No, but I mean, some women don't want kids.
I definitely want kids.
Yes.
I just feel like it's the next chapter of my life.
Yeah, and you're focused on career right now.
So you're like, fine, I can have kids in five years.
As is Bobby, yeah.
Fully focused on career.
I wasn't asking about you, Bobby.
I wasn't asking about you and kids.
I actually, I was even asking Miranda F was.
You're handpicking these questions that are getting me in trouble.
Well, that one came in and I was like, dang, I don't even know if Lindsay wants kids.
So I was like, I'm going to ask that.
Of course.
Yes, definitely.
Some people are like, no, I don't want kids.
Any other questions?
You have one more question.
Lindsay L is in here.
Download the project.
That's her album.
Go ahead.
Well, Jacob L. says if Bobby got down on London and proposed right now.
No, don't answer that question.
Okay, okay, okay.
No, I hate this game.
That's a wrap.
Okay, I got it.
Katie R wants to know if Bobby had to move to another city for a big career opportunity,
would you pack up and move with him?
Dang.
I know.
That's a good question.
Oh, it's so good.
I've thought about that, actually.
You have?
I'm not going anywhere.
I haven't even thought about that.
And I sometimes have to pack up and go away.
Actually, I have packed up and gone with him.
The good part about what I do is I live in my suitcase so much on the road.
So it doesn't really matter where my home base is.
That's like my husband, he's a pilot.
You can live wherever.
Exactly.
He can, yeah, he can fly wherever.
Yeah, so if Bobby had to move somewhere, yeah.
There we go.
I'd move with him.
There's Lentziel.
Download some of the music from the project or all the project.
We'll leave you out with a song called Castle, and then we'll get out of here.
Okay.
I think I'm done.
You think or you know?
I'm sifting through, but I think we're done.
Yeah.
All right, thank you.
Lindsay L.
Thank you.
Thanks, Lindsay.
You're awesome.
Nothing like a two-day Bobby Beatup Fest here on the show.
I feel like it was that?
A little bit.
I could win the lottery tomorrow and on a ticket next week.
There's always going to be something better.
I'm not to reach.
Because I was going to be tape
You forget where you can look at
Even when the sun is shining
We just see the shadow
We'd want to care
All right, that's a wrap
Goodbye, everybody
Thank you, Amy.
Thank you, Lindsay.
Thanks, guys.
I'm welcome.
I feel weird now.
Imagine me the last couple interviews.
Sorry.
The Bobby Ball Show
I'll bring it up.
I know it's uncomfortable, but I'll bring it up.
So there was a picture
Cassidy Pope, and I know Cassidy, and I like Cassidy a lot.
And, but she posted a picture.
It's a really attractive picture.
And she had, and have you seen the picture, Amy?
Yes, it's so cute.
Oh, yeah, it is.
Cute is not the word that guys would use.
Oh, okay.
We'd say it's hot.
She has, like, abs, and it's just, and I, and she has, like, on these pants, and
it's a top, look like a brawl.
I mean, it's a hot picture.
And I was looking at it on Twitter, and I almost liked it.
But then I thought, ooh, better not do that.
Why?
What's wrong with liking it?
That's what she put it up there is to get likes.
Do you not want Cassidy to see that you liked it or you don't want your girlfriend to see that you liked it?
Mostly that second one?
Okay.
Because, again, I know Cassidy.
I just liked it.
Okay, but it's like a hot picture.
It's not like, check out my new song about my puppy.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
See, I almost did the same thing.
But mine was more like, I don't.
want to come off creepy.
Like, if I like it, she's going to be like, oh, why did he like that picture?
She's not 12.
Yeah, but Eddie, you do come off creepy sometimes.
Yeah, see, I didn't want it.
I didn't want that to go down.
Okay.
But I thought about it, Bones.
I was like, cursor over that little heart.
And I was like, do I like it?
No.
I did know, too, but it was, yeah, I just didn't want.
And Lindsay wouldn't have said anything to me.
Yeah.
But I didn't want her being like, oh, in her head.
Yeah, what's the meaning behind the picture?
Can you, because I think I know.
It means I'm back.
Exactly.
Exactly.
She's got the short hair.
She's showing up the stomach.
She's like, come and knock at my door.
Dang.
Or she's selling a Volkswagen.
It's right behind her.
But anyway, I just wanted to bring that out.
We were talking about it off the year.
Bobbybones.com.
We'll put that on our website.
But Amy, if your husband liked that picture, would you okay with that?
I mean, I guess so.
Exactly.
You had to think about it.
It's super cute, though.
Like, it makes me want to cut my hair.
Yeah.
Okay, cool.
Makes me want to play a song.
The Bobby Ball.
All right, lunchbox, back out on the streets.
Talking to people who had way too much to drink.
We always start off with a $20 bet, Amy.
Yep.
The money goes to charity.
Whomever loses.
We got a few of these clips.
He talks to people, ask them a trivia question, okay?
Okay.
All right, here we go.
What's going on, my man?
Jimbo from St. Louis.
Tell me about your life.
Why? I'm the average guy.
All right?
What do you want?
This is not on, man, right?
Well, tell me your philosophy.
What is life all about?
It's about picking them hot chicks and, like, just, like, living life.
What is the third planet from the sun?
All right?
Had a little drink.
Third planet from Mercury, Venus.
My very energetic.
There you go.
Does he get Earth for $20?
Amy, your choice?
No.
No.
Oh, that's probably the easiest one to get, huh?
You said no. Do you want to stay with it?
Yeah.
Wait, I don't understand the answers.
I'm saying no. I'm sticking with it.
Eddie, I don't talk to your nine-year-old.
Yeah, is exactly what it's like.
Okay, okay, okay. I'm sticking with my original answer of no.
Say earth.
Marsh.
Yeah.
What up!
I'm down 20 bucks.
Yeah.
Double or nothing.
What is alcohol doing for you tonight?
It's doing some good things.
We're not where we need to be, but I think we'll be there by the end of night.
Tell me about your biggest fear in life.
A bunch of insects on my body crawling inside a small face.
Like 10 million spiders, 10 million insects on my body.
What in the world?
Calling all over me, that's my biggest fear.
How many ounces in a pound?
How many ounces in a pound?
16.
Dude, does he get it right?
I'm not asking you the questions.
You're not the drunk one.
Oh, sorry.
Yeah.
Or is she?
He does not get it.
You say no.
Nope.
Lunchbox, the answer is.
16.
16.
Boom, we're back even.
He hasn't had enough.
Oh, he needs more to drink?
There are two more left.
Okay.
What have you had to drink tonight?
I've had a margarita, a pinocaladas, a couple beers.
What makes alcohol so fun?
Makes you laugh and have fun and enjoy lives.
It's girls' weekend.
If the president and the vice president die, who becomes president?
Now, do you know the answer?
Yeah.
Who is it?
Speaker of the House.
Okay.
Does she get it?
And how much do you want to bet on it?
She doesn't get it.
And how much you want to bet on it?
What are my options?
Any amount you want.
$40 make you holla.
Okay.
$40 make you holla.
Yeah.
According to Amy.
Okay.
All right?
You say she doesn't get it.
Yeah.
Okay, for $40.
Bobby Bones.
Oh, come on.
Yeah.
Give me a break.
What up.
Wow.
Give me a break.
That's amazing.
No, give me $40.
Dalla.
Stop saying that.
You're not the drunk one here in the segment.
There's one more segment.
Double or nothing, ready?
Okay.
Tell me about you.
What?
Double on 40?
Yeah.
Tell me about you.
I'm just chilling.
I've been drinking all day in Nashville, having a good time.
Bobby bones rules.
And what have you been drinking?
Wild turkey, baby.
The only thing is better.
What makes you a good person?
That I drink wild turkey.
What do you do for fun?
Tell us about yourself.
Drink wild turkey?
Like a little basketball on the side.
That's about it.
Who is the vice president?
Okay.
$40.
Man.
He sounds like, never mind.
He sounds like what?
Yeah, I want to know now.
I'm not going to say.
No, no, no, no.
Not saying.
Yeah, he knows who it is.
He knows who it is.
He knows that Mike Pence.
Yes.
Okay, for $40.
It means 80.
If he hits Mike Pence, I lose.
I'm done 80 bucks.
Donate to Amy's charity.
Come on.
Say Mike Pence.
Wait, do you say he does it?
No, I think he gets it.
Okay.
Miss it.
Say Dan Quill.
Donald Trump, Jr.
Yes.
Oh, my gosh.
Is that for real?
Did you hear the answer before that?
Body bones.
Was he then like, JK, JK, JK, JK.
It's Mike Pence.
Sorry, no.
Nothing, even.
All right.
Who do you think he sounded like?
Nothing.
I'm not saying.
Come on.
No way.
Tell me about you.
I'm just chilling
I've been drinking all day in Nashville
having a good time
Bobby Bones rules
Who does that sound like?
I don't know
You know
You're gonna tell us?
You're not gonna tell us?
No, I'm not.
Okay.
All right, there we go.
No winner.
Oh, there we go.
Bally Bones show.
Let's go.
All right, we're out.
Thank you for hanging out with us here on Tuesday.
Our website is bobbybones.com
and we appreciate you guys
for tweeting and Instagram
Mr. Bobby Bones is the name.
We'll see you guys on Wednesday's show.
Thank you so much.
And hope for your Tuesday is awesome.
Bye.
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