The Bobby Bones Show - Lindsay Ell In Studio + Lunchbox Sends Dirty Emails To Morgan + Bobby Calls Arkansas Keith

Episode Date: August 11, 2017

'Female Friday' artist Lindsay Ell stops by the studio, Lunchbox sends Morgan emails about poop and Bobby talks fishing with his step-dad, 'Arkansas Keith' Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Welcome to Friday show. Good morning. Man, today's a big day. Lindsay L. will be in. Lindsay L. has an album out. I hope everybody buys it at Walmart or Target or downloads it. Lindsay L is also my girlfriend. Lindsay L's also a good art.

artist and I'm a little nervous. I think I'm more nervous about today than John Mayer. Let me be honest with you. What? Because of all the places this can go. So do you have one butterfly or two? No, I got like diarrhea. There's not butterflies there.

T.M.I. That's kind of weird. T.M.I. Well, it's just like I feel weird. She comes in. And I also hope people listen to her record. It's finally out. She's been waiting forever.

But, you know, it's just a thing now. She's going to come in and do her thing And be interviewed by the listeners That's today. It's in like two hours. Do you know the reason you love your dog so much? Why? In my dad my dog 14 years, Amy's had hers 11. I love my dog.

Holy cow. Don't ask me any L questions when Lindsay's here. I guess you're whatever. Don't put restrictions on my interviews. Do I ever restrict your interviews ever? No, but you can't. According to new research, when humans and dogs look into each other's eyes, they each get a surge of oxytocin, the same feel-good love hormone that helps mothers bond with their children.

Wow. How about that? I love that dog. I will tell that dog, I love you. Like that dog, I will scratch his head and I be like, Dusty, and I talk to my dog like a human, I don't go, you love you. I'm like, hey, dude, just so you know, I love you. I got no problem saying that. To humans just might like this.

Cool. Yeah, we're good. We cool. Anyway, I'm a little nervous today. I'm honest with you. I'm a little untilt. Lindsay L. coming in today. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. You know I love Southwest Airlines. Yeah. Don't get paid. Never been paid a nickel. I love them too. A Southwest Airlines employee named Sarah saved the day. There's a woman at Pittsburgh.

She had a bag containing items she needed for her chemo. And it didn't arrive at the airport. So Sarah went and found the bag, delivered it to her, handwritten note. She took the bag and started going through all the baggage claim, whatever. You got to find it? To find it. Found the bag. She drove the bag to the woman's house as soon as her shift was over.

Didn't wait on the delivery thing. We'll drive things back. And the bag said, sorry for the delay. Myself and my Southwest family are thinking to you and wish you the best kick cancer's butt with love Sarah from Pittsburgh. That's customer service times like one million. Yeah. Southwest Airlines, they're great. Bags fly free.

And they do stuff like that. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ray in New York. A high school football player died, lifting a large log with teammates. He was hit in the head by the log. For most high schoolers, football practice across the country has been underway,

or it starts on Monday. In restaurant news, IHop and Applebee's are closing over 100 restaurants all over the country. They're going to start to shut down and to come. months. And finally in New Orleans, there's been serious storms, also could be dangerous flooding. An emergency alert has been sent out. Schools are closed today across the city. Officials say to take necessary actions to protect yourself and loved ones. Man, people still are fired up about this lunchbox deal. Lunchbox said on the show yesterday that babies should not go to concerts. I didn't disagree with him. I just was wondering his opinion.

Because you went to John Mayer and saw a six-month-old. Yeah, sitting there behind me in the music loud, and this six-month-old doesn't have any idea what's going on. And you go to festivals like you guys played watershed. And people take their babies to these all-day events. Like, leave them at home. Okay, Kevin. Yes, sir. You're hearing this guy.

What do you think about this? Honestly, at first I would think, you know, maybe you shouldn't be at concerts, but I was at Dirk Spentley a couple months ago in Tampa, and he does this fit in the middle of the show where he kind of comes down from the stage and walks through the middle of the venue. And he's giving everyone high-fives, and during it, someone hands him like a two-month-old baby with these giant headphones on

and the place went nuts, he grabbed it and it was like he had no idea what to do with it. His face was priceless. I think he was just so surprised because he's got a few kids himself. No, yeah, I saw a picture of that. I thought it was awesome

and how cool for that kid to be like, yeah, I was in Dirk's Bentley. He held me. The kid doesn't even know Dirk's Bentley is! When he grows up. When the kid grows up. Well, it's not like you could hear them anyway. It's so loud in there.

I don't think you could hear a baby crying anyway. Kevin, appreciate you, buddy. Yeah, I appreciate, man. Thank you for listening to Tampa. Appreciate all that. Man. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There isn't a right answer on parenting most of the time.

Do they have headphones? I'm okay with it. That's what I've decided. Put headphones on them, I'm okay with it. As long as the kids and I getting hurt, I'm okay with it. So I guess I would disagree with you a bit. Well, I'm sorry, your opinion's wrong. There we have it.

Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Balls time. Come on, Bobby Bowls. Time for your positivity. it's Friday, that's positive. Not time for tell me something good. This guy's out. Delivered his papers. His name's Josh. He saw fire burning under the front porch of a house.

So he calls 911. And he's like, okay, well, they're not going to get her fast enough. Starts ringing the doorbell. Starts banging on. It's 4.40 in the morning. Like, you're risking your life, dude, because they may come with a shotgun at 4.40 in the morning. Thankfully, the homeowner came.

I was like, oh, what's happening? And he told the others, they went inside, grab, multiple fire extinguishers put it out, everybody's safe, because the paper guy was paying attention. And also just didn't wait on 911. Yeah. That's a tough call to make. Sprung into action. Sprung into action.

Yeah. Shout out there. Amy, you're up. That's what one woman did in my story. She sprung into action. There was a piglet, like racing in and out of traffic, busy, busy traffic. She slammed on her brakes and caught the pig. She got the pig.

She said she has practice catching pigs at fairs. So she's really good at it. But turns out the pig needs some surgery. They think it fell out of a truck that was carrying pigs or something. And the communities rallied together. Two local businesses have come together to fundraise for the pig surgeries. And they're doing one event called Swine and Wine. Swine and wine.

You just wanted to say that. The whole thing I don't like that. That was the buildup. Where's the pig running in the street that I can save? I want to do that. I probably wouldn't think it was real. I saw a pig running on the street. Let's fuck you're up.

Solar Works, D.C. is doing something awesome. They're putting solar panels for free on low-income houses to save people money. And usually it's really expensive to put these solar panels on. But it's a charity organization. They're just going around. If you want them, get them for free, saving people money and saving energy. Wow. That's cool.

Yeah. There you go. That's good news. Thanks for hanging with us on Friday. The Bobby Bones Show. Bones. Our producer ready has two kids. And he made a brilliant observation about soda versus water.

Remember yesterday we're talking about soda and how much we love it, but we don't drink it because it's terrible for us. Yeah. Try not to drink you. Eddie said this to me. What's the deal? I went to a vending machine to buy a water, and it was more expensive than soda. It was like 50 cents to 75 cents more expensive than a Coke.

I looked. $1.50 for water. $1 for soda at the vending machine. What on earth? Why is that a thing? Like water should be the cheapest thing we have because we all want, need water. Yeah, that stinks. It's like fast food is cheaper.

Yeah. And that's like people continue to eat fast food. For me growing up, it's all eight because we could afford at a 99 cent hamburger. Right. And because we all want and need it, they can charge more for it. Yeah, I just felt like that was the essential, not sugar water. Like, essential is water. That's what we need to survive.

And it's cheaper to get Coke. Man, I got really disappointed because I think that. I mean, it's not about the water. It's about how inexpensive the bad thing is. Right. That's my point. And it just sucks because, like, inadvertently, we're just going for the cheaper things because that's how we shop. Okay.

That word sticks out to me. Yeah. You say the word sucks. Now, now, I say that, but you have kids, and I know, you don't say that on your kids, do you? No, I guess not when they're right in front of me. It's weird that you see, because you don't only say that word. It's like, I think it was a visual thing where I see you guys in front of me, and I'm just not thinking like my kids.

What words do you say that you say in normal conversation you don't say in front of your kids? H, E double talkie sticks. Yeah. Like what the H? Do you curse it all from your kids? No. Never? No, not at all.

What's a bad word though that's like, sucks? The bad word. Yes. Is stupid a bad word? It's not really, it's something we don't really say. Yeah. Like if you want to say like, okay, that's dumb. We can say that's dumb.

But not stupid. Yeah, and like the boys have been pushing me on farting. Like they want to say fart all the time. And I'm like, stop it. If you're going to say like your brother tooted, say he tooted. No, come on. You can't make a little say two. Because they know that it's like, I don't like the word fart and it just really is not appropriate.

So they're just like, fart, fart, fart, he farted. I farted. Lexbox loves it. Exactly. How can you not like the word fart? They're going to be like grown men and they're going to be like, toot it. Yeah. Like Morgan and Tinkle.

Yeah. Or Pritz of Morgan. Yeah. So anyway. So anyway, yeah, that really disturbed me a little bit. Yeah, I'll back to that. Back to you back to the water. Yeah, okay.

The dance party comes up in a bit, so I got something for you guys. We're going to go themed dance party coming up in a second. Okay. What's the theme? Money, money, right? Money, money, money. Yeah. Money themed dance party.

I don't know what you're doing today, but we'll rock out. Also, Lindsay L will be in, too. So it'll be a crazy day. That's why I themed it money. Oh. Why? Huh? Because she's so money.

Yep. Money. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes us from Thousand Oaks, California. A few months back, a family came home, and they're like, man, someone broke into our house, and they go in the restroom, and they're like, oh, someone used our toilet and didn't flush.

They called police. They collected the stuff. The stuff. The boo-boo. Yeah. Use DNA evidence. It took a month to run the DNA. track the guy down. He's been arrested.

All because he didn't flush the toilet. Yeah, Amy and I were talking about this a couple days ago. And it's like, remember Home Alone when they had the wet bandits? And that's how they... What if this is this thing? He's like the poop bandit? And now they have all track it off back? I mean, that's hilarious. Just flush the toilet. Or don't rob people.

Or, yeah, don't number two. It's somebody else's house. There's how many levels to this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's the Bobby Bones Show. So Morgan, our head producer, has asked Lunchbox to put subjects in his emails because they'll go right to our spam if he doesn't. And so... Oh, great. So she's asked, she says, Lunchbox, please put subjects in your emails because anything he sends it goes right into her spam.

So here are some of the subjects that Lunchbox has put in the last week. Poop-filled diaper. Eddie poops his pants. Nice. Poop crap vomit. dukey added poop like this is the stuff he's writing in the subject to our producer he can't just write like show material right or the day or something wait so go ahead i just think it's funny because she said add something to the subject line so that's really funny what else would you rather see in your email than poop or poop filled diaper or any poops his pants i mean you are an eight-year-old that is so hilarious like to me that is so hilarious like to me that is so funny instead of being boring, being like, Thursday, Friday,

Monday. I mean, how lame is that? When you see emails, you don't get very excited. When you see my emails, puts a smile on your face. Yeah. There's an intruder. He broke into a place. He didn't steal anything, but he literally cleaned the guy's apartment. So this happened in Virginia. He breaks into the place and takes nothing of value.

It starts wiping things down. The guy gets home and he's like, did a maid service come? No maid service came. Realizes the lock and broken. Someone broke in the house and cleaned. I'll send it to my address. Yeah.

So like, do you press charges? Tell him, what's your address, lunchbox? Go ahead. Well, I don't know if he's listed. I want to make sure. I'll DM him on Twitter. But he called police. He noticed his apartment appeared to have been cleaned, not cleaned out.

And his items had moved around, but nothing was missing. Huh. That sounds awesome. I wonder if a maid service accidentally went to the wrong. place. But they broke the lock. They did. Maybe they couldn't get in. Like, I don't know. They're like, we really got to clean this

place. We're breaking in. So would you really charge him with a crime if he didn't take anything? I mean, he came in. Yes. You can't go into a place. You can't go into a place. I would refuse to press charges. Speaking of breaking in, Lunchbox's mom had her car broken into, but she just

left her doors unlocked, right? Correct. She had it in the driveway, forgot to lock the door. She came out the next morning. and someone had stolen her car charger, a pack of cigarettes, and her lighter out of the console. And I guess this, ever since Amy gave this warning, it seems like it's all coming back on the box family, because my car got hit. Now my mom's car gets hit. I mean, we live in two separate neighborhoods, two separate states.

But, yep, got jacked. But the thing is, if you would have locked your doors, it wouldn't have happened. Well, they could have broken the window, but yeah, probably they were just looking for unlocked cars and they pulled the handle it opened and they went through it. And so we learned our lesson. We got to lock our car doors. We keep forgetting and I told my mom she's at fault. I issued the warning for all of the land.

All of the land, yeah. Coming up in just a bit, Lindsay L. will be in studio. Her album is out today. I hope you all download it for personal reasons. There are lots of songs on there. Some are about me. Some aren't. Some are, though, for sure.

The mean ones. Definitely. But yeah. She will be in a. in a bit. We'll talk about that. Also, my stepdad Arkansas Keith will be on later, too. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Our producer Morgan is in studio right now. Yesterday, Morgan was talking about a dump truck that had flung a rock, cracker windshield. About a six-inch long crack, right? Right. Did you call the dump truck place?

So first, I called my insurance company because I thought, what if they'll just cover it? Well, they won't. I have a $500 deductible, so I'll have to pay for it. And then I was like, okay, I'm definitely going to call this dump truck company. They won't cover it. They're like, no, S-O-L, you got to cover it yourself. So basically, I'm paying for a new windshield. How much does that cost? I haven't even looked into it yet, but my dad says around 300 at least.

I knew the dump truck place wasn't going to take any fault for it. And the question is, do you want your insurance paying 300 bucks anyway for it when it's going to affect your things forever? Or whatever. And I would get it fixed. as soon as possible because it will spread. Yeah, I know. It's just a crummy situation.

I'm going to pay for it. I'm going to get it fixed this week, but, eh, or weekend. Speaking of crummy situations, Amy, you see the story about the guy. He bought this girl an engagement ring, and he bought it three sizes too small because he wanted her to lose weight to fit into it. Yeah, I did see that, and I was like, what? I was like, what too. Like, what a jerk?

Yeah, and then what if, like, she does sort of, like, lose weight, but not in her fingers? Well, so she ended up breaking off with him And then she lost a bunch of weight And now looks phenomenal and boom Won't date him Yeah What? Take that What a terrible thing to do

To buy someone an engagement ring too small And go, let's get married once you can fit into this ring Yeah, that's so horrible Isn't that so horrible? That's not love Oh my gosh guys He's trying to improve her health and her life And maybe that's something she had talked about

how she wanted to lose weight. And so this was him being like, okay, here's your journey. This is your step. Your journey. I am telling you, I think it's a noble thing to do. Okay. Taylor Swift took the stand yesterday, day four of the legal trial against the radio guy. I don't know.

He seems creepy to me. You know, I'd be a terrible juror because I blow with the wind. But Taylor's very good at talking and communicating and she was very steadfast in what she said exactly happened. And she did say the A word a lot. I don't curse. So for me, I was like, woo, like curse words there. I don't know. Maybe that's not a curse word to some people. I don't do. I don't do. Okay. Yeah, I mean, I guess I'm talking about a donkey. I don't.

But he's suing her because it cost him his $150,000 a year job at a country station, K-YGO, and future career opportunities. She was questioned as to why she didn't notify the bodyguard. She said because fans were waiting in line and why she didn't report the incident right then. She said because their fans would have heard it. I believe that story from her. Like, I don't know if he did. did it. I think when he speaks, I'll be interested to know, see what he says. But man, he looks like, he personifies creepy radio guy. Like flames on his shirt, you know, that guy. Yeah. So, I was following that yesterday. Remind me of the picture. Did he have a mustache? Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of a go-tie-ish mustachey thing. Yeah, that's another. More moustachio. That's another like, yeah. You know, shout out. Lindsay L. coming in in just a bit.

The Bobby Bone Show. Female Friday Featured All right Lindsay Ellis here Everybody's hi to Lindsay Hey Lindsay Hey Lindsay

Hey guys This is the first time You've been in In a year Huh? Yeah Wow Yeah it's been a long time

Well once we started dating It kind of became off limits Which is also why We decided Let's the listeners interview her Amy's has questions here Yeah I do So Lindsay good to see

By the way Lindsay's record's out today And I hope everybody Downloads it Because let me tell you I've heard it And it is great Yeah

I think it's fantastic One of my favorites It's out today. What should be your favorite? Yeah. All right. All right. I'm not going to ask questions.

Amy's going to ask questions. The listeners have sent in, okay? Okay. Question number one, Amy, go ahead. This is from Michael H. How did she get into playing an instrument? What's the backstory? I started playing piano when I was six years old,

and it was a lot cooler to play Chennai Tween songs on the guitar at 8, so I picked up a guitar and never really put it down. Nice. From Raven K, what is your favorite song on the new album and why? If I had to pick a favorite, probably champagne. It's just been amazing to see fans react to it. It's so much fun to play live.

It's the first time I've ever had a baritone sax on my record. So, yeah. I don't even know what a baritone sax is. I think it's a saxophone at a lower level. Dang, Amy, I'm so impressed. And he wasn't banned. Yeah. No, I wasn't.

But my husband loves the saxophone. Oh, your husband was in band. Yeah, he played the sax. He likes Kenny G. Yeah, he's basically like Kenny G. He basically is. Oh, okay. Lindsay Ellis here.

All right, another question. From Matt T. If you had the chance to jam with any guitar legend, living or dead, who would it be? Oh, my goodness. To jam? I mean, I just recorded all of Continuum as sort of like pre-production, like getting ready to record the project, this record that is out today, I re-recorded all of continuum front to back. So if I were to jam with somebody, it would be pretty crazy to do with John Mayer.

That's a John Mayer record, continual. Solid answer, yes. All right, what else? From Linda B, what kind of jobs have you had other than music? I mean, I've been playing on stage ever since I was a little girl, but I've also been a waitress, a bartender. I was like... I cannot picture Lindsay as a bartender.

I mean, I can. I know. But it's like knowing that you know how to make all these. cocktails is kind of interesting. I was a pretty good bartender though. I must say myself. I mean, I haven't done it forever. But yeah, waitressing is the perfect job for a musician to do because it's flexible. You need to be on the road all the time.

Ask one more and they'll have to play a song and then we'll come back to it. Okay, this one's from Bert Kay. I would like to know about your family, where you grew up, your siblings, your parents, etc. Wow, Bert, up close and personal. My brother is a couple years older than me. All of them still live in Calgary, Canada. My parents, my dad's engineer. My mom works at the college back in Calgary,

so nobody really has done music professionally. I'm the first one crazy enough to do it. Your dad plays. My parents both play instruments. My brother plays guitar. My dad plays anything with strings. My mom plays piano. Yeah, my dad has a band.

I don't know this stuff. Sorry, I don't know this. I'm not in the movie. You're like, your family's musical. That's true. But they just do it as a hobby. But they do it as a hobby, yeah. So you have instruments here.

And the record's out today. It's called The Project from Lindsay L. Okay, so are we ready to play? We're so ready. We hope you download the, she hopes you download the project today. Lindsay L. I really do. This is called champagne.

Hey guys, so because of licensing rules, we can't play anything with music on this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore. But you can go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. and thank you for listening to the show, and sorry about all the legal stuff. All right, so I decided I would not interview Lindsay, so listeners have sending questions, and so we're asking them from Facebook.

Go ahead, question? This one's from Allison D, and she says, or she wants to know, what's the sweetest thing Bobby has ever done for you? Oh, come on. This is a professional interview. I like this question. The sweetest thing, this past Valentine's Day, he dressed up in a top hat with a cane and a single rose and picked me up at my house

and we went for a nice romantic dinner at Waffle House. It was so sweet. That's the sweetest thing of everything. But on Valentine's Day, he's supposed to be sweet. Right. Like, we need something like, out of everything, he gave me this envelope

because I had been talking, you know, around Valentine's Day that I really wanted communication from him. And so he gave me this envelope that said communication on it. And it was this like three-page written letter. How he felt? How about that?

Yes. It was pretty amazing. How has the communication been since Valentine's Day? Next question, please. That was several months ago. It's been a challenge. And has he done anything sweet since then? Yes.

He does. What's wrong with you guys? This is not a professional-hardt interview. He always said. Last Christmas. He always said, he got me a present. My birthday last year. Go ahead.

He always says he's like, I don't do very many sweet things, but right when you're kind of at the end of your limit, then I do something really, really nice to kind of... Reel it back in? Everything at pay. Oh, that's interesting. That's not exactly true.

I don't feel like that's a fair... Well, defend yourself. You're here. No, I'm the radio host. Amy... Go ahead. Amy B would like to know. From my...

Oh, you? Yeah, I'm asking you a question now. Okay, go on. Go ahead. Well, I'm like, defend yourself. I don't need to defend myself. Oh. I'm good.

I'm just hosting the show here. I've been on the road a lot recently. No, yeah, you don't need excuses. It's been, no, no, no, I'm not giving excuses. I'm just kind of being real with how it is. And so it's tough any long-distance relationship. And I feel like in the past few weeks, anytime I come home, Bobby's just having a tough time dealing with it. Oh.

Just to be real. Well, Bobby's gone a lot. Bobby's gone a lot and I'm gone a lot. But there's been a couple of times where I've come home. and I'm like, let's grab dinner. Let's hang out. Let's do something. And I think that he's trying to figure out in his head how to deal with everything right now.

And it's a lot from... What's happening right now? Yeah, I know our relationship. She has a record out today. Stop, we're... I'm answering Amy B's question, okay? Amy B's question was on the list. It's a lot to deal with.

And so, as we all know and love Bobby, he has a... specific way of dealing with things in his life, specifically emotional things, and sometimes his first option is to try to push it away. Bam. She knows you well. About to say retreat. We've been, we've been, but I will say we've been dealing with it in a really, really great way.

And I'm so proud of him because he's actually, in the past week, it's been like night and day difference. All right. There's Lindsay L. Everybody. Thank you for coming in. Thank you for coming in. Okay.

Geez, man. I mean, questions or questions. Go ahead, Amy. Ask something else. If it's there, you can ask it. I'm ready. Morgan pulled them. Okay.

Summer. No, that can't be it. Jordan P. wants to know, does your relationship with Bobby hinge on getting the last seat for the Radio Hall of Fame? Are that the question of your word about? No, of course not. However, I will say, if I was getting inducted into the Radio Hall of Fame, he would probably be the first person that I invited.

Just because if I was getting inducted into the Hall of Fame, that's a really special date. And I'd want, you know, somebody really close to me in my personal life there. And it's completely Bobby's decision. I will respect it anyway, he goes. Eddie? How do you feel like that? Yeah, I don't like her answer. Yeah.

No. I want to, I, I think, I should be on it because I'm on the show, obviously. And that's a very valid point, Eddie. And, like, Lunchbox always says, you know, girlfriends come and go. Eddie. I'm quoting Lunchbox. Oh, my goodness. I will say that it's a special day.

The minute you were nominated, I looked up the date and, like, blocked it off on my calendar because I just, I want to be there for you. So I will be there for you. Regardless of if it's from home or not, because I'm super, super proud of you. Okay. I'm just sitting back. Like I said before, I'm not doing the interview. I know too many things.

So what else you got? Shane S wants to know, has lunchbox ever put the moves on you? That's a good question. My kind of question is that? That's the strongest question. I mean, Lindsay, he's been with his wife. I've been married. No.

How would I put the moves on her? Quit looking at my butt right now. But why are you so defensive? Just say no. No, Shane, you're an idiot. Shane's just asking. You're an idiot. He didn't say that you did.

He asked. The reason I do know, Lindsay, though, is because of Ray. That's true. Ray definitely was trying to date Lindsay. Ray used to keep a picture of Lindsay up in the glass room. And it was like, I'm going to get. No, no, but Ray used to be a fan of mine. And you used to comment on, like, kudos you, Ray.

You used to comment on like every Instagram post. He still does. It's like he lives on Instagram when he's not working. It's pretty amazing. Yeah. All right. Lindsay Ellis here. Do you have any other questions or can I play a game now?

I guess I'd be a bonus one. Okay, go ahead. Okay, go ahead. Okay. Summer A says, has Bobby ever told you that he loves you? That's not on there? He has not told me that. I mean, just to be real about it, I have told him that and I, I even, I mean, I didn't want to, I didn't want to say it to him until he was, I mean, ready, ready himself. But I just felt like I needed to be honest with how I felt. And so. I'm so uncomfortable. I did. And I was like, you don't need to say anything. And so now he either says,

shh to me after I say to him or he says thank you. He says shh. Yeah. You say shh. When someone is telling you they love you, you say shh. Yeah. Like, like, or like, shh. Bobby.

And while I think Lindsay knows a lot of your past and your, that I think it's sweet, you gave him permission, I guess, to not feel pressure. Yeah. She gave, she was saying it's okay. I've never said in my whole life. I know. I don't plan to give me my flower until later. Hey. Oh my goodness.

Bobby has the best heart that I've ever met. I wouldn't be in this relationship if I totally wholeheartedly didn't want to. It's just we're helping you be able to show emotion. It's going to be stupid. What about that album? Especially. I mean, come on. Thank you very much.

Well, Bobby, I mean, if we talk, if we're being honest and we talk about the album and some of the songs on the album. I mean, the album is sort of some of... I mean, good point, Amy. Good point. Yeah, we are talking about the album. Kind of. Okay.

So, the single is waiting on you. Who's that about? It's a good one there. I like that one. Thanks. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good song. I approve.

I approve of that song. Anything else, Amy? I mean, it depends on how much you want to talk about. Lunchbox, anything you want to ask? Yeah. Oh, boy. Do you want to wait? One more segment?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. All right, Lindsay L. The Project is out. Her record's out. You can download it today. We encourage her go to the store and get it. Good Walmart.

Go Target. Wherever you get your CDs. The Bobby Bone Show. Female Friday. Featured. All right. Lindsay L. is here. She has a record called The Project.

The album's out today. And so there are 12 songs on this. You wrote nine of the songs. I did. And three of them, you did not. But it's something cool about three you didn't write. Yeah. Cutting Outside Songs was something I hadn't really done in the past.

But my producer, Christian Bush, was like cut songs that you know that you would never write yourself. And so I was able to showcase some of my favorite female artists in town. So space was written by Caitlin Smith. Here's a little bit of space for you. And Caitlin's been on the show and played on our show many times. Caitlin played our million-dollar show with us. She's so, so good.

Yeah. So here is space. Hi, baby you and I so alive. Do you ever think? That's space. What else you got? Always Kiss the Girl was written by Carly Pierce. And a white noise was written by Kelsey Ballerini

That's cool, so you have three songs that you didn't write But Caitlin, Carly, and Kelsey wrote Yeah, there's so many talented female artists in town I play some white noise I'm beating, silence and breathing That's all I hear these days Infant skinning Rumors beginning

That's all I hear these days The project is out today Lunchbox wants to ask a couple questions Go ahead Lunchbox Yeah Lengie L is here. Let's go back to this Radio Hall of Fame, you know, situation, because I'm going to call you out on one of your lies.

Oh, boy. The first person you would invite was Bobby, and I don't believe that, because your parents would be the first person you invited. I actually talked to my mom about this a couple of days ago, and I was like, Mom and Dad, I would totally invite you, but I would call Bobby first. If I was being inducted into the Hall of Fame...

Do you believe her? No. Okay. I would call, because I talk to him every single day. I talk to my parents maybe once a week. Yeah, but your parents, I mean, like... Don't get me wrong. Parents don't come and go.

They don't come and go. Parents are your only parents. She's not seeing... They would be the top three people, but I'm not in a relationship if I don't think it's not for real. You know, I don't have a boyfriend if it's a come and go situation. If it's a come and go situation to me, then obviously you get out of the relationship. Right. Okay. So is there a little bit of selfish reasons you want to go to the Hall of Fame so you can be on the red carpet with Bobby and they can be like, man, who's that girl? I even told him that I would be backstage sitting like in the kitchen or whatever. I just want to be there for him and with him and be able to give him a hug once he walks off stage. So I don't even need to sit. I just want to be there for him.

And then last but not least, do you ever get, because he works all the time? Yeah. Have you ever tried to convince him not to work so much so you can spend more time together? Very rarely. I work a lot too. If anything, I'm gone more than he is. And so both of us are kind of workaholics and we'll go out for dinner and be on Twitter at the same time. And so, but yes, if there's anybody who's going to call him out on it, I'm probably the first one.

I rest of my case that she is just fluffing you up trying to get to that hall of fame. She's fluffing me up. I mean, I almost hate vacation as much as Bobby hates vacation. I can go on vacation for about three, four days. I know. Three four days. Bobby doesn't even like 24 hours. He doesn't even like 24 hours.

I can go three, four days. And I'm like, okay, I'm ready to go back home now. I've like seen wherever we are. I get that. I get that. Ready to go back home. But yeah, about 36 hours when he starts getting restless. And he's like, all right.

Where's Wi-Fi? Where's our plane ticket home? Where's Wi-Fi? He's not going anywhere where they're not Wi-Fi. Yeah, I'm not doing for six hours. 36-hour. Good, crazy. Lindsay L, her album's called The Project.

I could get used to good, good, good, good. This song's called Good. The song's called Mint. We've learned a lot today. Yeah, we have. I haven't asked very much. I just kind of step back and let it happen. No, you got attacked,

man. I did earlier. Thank you. We talked about how amazing he is. No, he didn't. Amie's like, has Bobby done any sweet tea? And he goes,

well, back in the summer of 06. And I was like, what the happening? No, no, no. The question was, what's the sweetest thing? And an envelope with the word communication

written on it? I mean, that's pretty sweet. I guess that's true. It was, she is taking the context of the question. Lunchbox. Oh, yeah, I was looking

at your bio on like Twitter and stuff and just so, you know, if you're so serious about Bobby, you should put them in your bio. I don't think that's the stage. No, that's not good. Are you in a relationship on Facebook with him? I am not.

Oh, come on. See, come on. Send to my personal Facebook page lunch in forever. Buy the album, but that's all I got. All right. The album is called The Project, Lindsay L. It's out today. I have fresh questions just came in.

No, no more question. No, I really do. She'll come back next week. Fresh question. Yeah. She'll come back next week. All right. Lindsay, great to see you.

I know you got a lot to do today. Thank you guys so much. This has really been an experience. Yeah, I mean, I'm shocked at the sh right now. Like, we need to talk about that further later. Bobby, I'm just happy that I could spend, you know, the day my record's coming out with you. Yes, course. And when we could share this moment together.

And a very important moment. She's spending with you. She's making that clear. That's what I do. That's how I do it, though. What? I can't. Kiss her.

Kiss her. Kiss her. Kiss her. Oh, my goodness. Kiss her. Kiss her. We're not 10. Kiss her.

Yeah, we are. No, we're not. Yeah, yeah. Okay, Lindsay, I'll get the project. Gotta go. Hey, get you a bobby. All right, my stepdad. Arkansas Keith is on the phone.

Hello. Hey. Hey, good morning. How are you doing? How are you doing? Hey, good. I want to run the story by you real quick. All right.

This guy caught a state fishing record, a 36-pound blue catfish. And that's a state record there. And I was thinking, hmm, 36 pounds. Like, I feel like we had catfish bigger than 36 pounds. We did. Lots of them. Right. I didn't think I was crazy.

I wanted to get you on the phone to verify. So that's the state rate. The fish is 38.5 inches long. It's 36 pounds. Like, what were we pulling in back in the day? I don't know. I can take sure of picture when it weighed 42 on my phone. Whoa.

Whoa. That might be like a lion class. You know, like six pound line. There's lots of capers around here. Lots of them. And maybe because it's Delaware, there's not that much water. Yeah, so I'm just telling you, I remember pulling out. And listen, it wasn't me doing the pulling out.

But I remember him pulling out catfish as big as 36 pounds. There's lots of catfish in this area. That's not uncommon. You doing much fishing anymore right now? I do. I'll send you a photo of a big catfish. From when? A year before last.

Okay. What are you doing right? Now, you're cutting in and out a little bit. You're working? What? Yes? Yeah, I'm having a hard time hearing you. Yeah, are you working right now? Yes, I am. What are you doing today?

Yes. Tomorrow is, tomorrow? Fishing tomorrow. You are cutting out, but you're fishing tomorrow. What will you be trying to catch tomorrow? Whatever bites. You know, how it is with a lot of shab. We'll probably be fishing for some blacks and black bass and some white bass, strippers.

Steve Scott. Did you already catch a shad, or you have to catch chat first? We'll catch them in the morning at daylight. All right. You know how the routine is. Oh, trust me. I know the routine. I thought you already had some.

They don't last overnight. They all, or at least three-quarters of them die if you hold them overnight. They're very, very hard to keep alive. But you get them in the morning, we'll get a morning trip in and see what goes on. What's the rest of your day look like today? It's looking like a day of a good day. What's a good day out of the park? Uh, yeah, it's going to be in the, in the low 80s, the temperature is, and just cruising around and enjoying it.

It's not going to be bad at all, because tomorrow is the off day, so we'll be kind of taking it easy, you know what I mean? Yeah, you drive a big moor? Yes, I am. How big is a moor? Um, you're under 1450. Hey, 1450. No idea. Yeah. It's a big one.

It's like a little tractor with a front deck on it. Yeah? It's a little tractor. with a front deck. It's front deck more worth what it is. That's like six foot, six foot at a time. Well, I appreciate that. I just want to run this by you because I didn't think I was crazy. I guess Delaware, they just don't grow them that big up there.

Photo that fish. I'll give you a photo. You can show them what real cat. I'll show them out of listen to what real cat fish are like. All right, I'll let you get back to work. All right. See you later. See you later. See you later. Yeah, you too. See later. Bye-bye. Arkansas Keith and my stepdad. They used to pull them out of there. Much bigger than that. Man, that's a big fish.

Not for him. That's sent a picture. Love it. He's an proof. And tomorrow's off day, and he's going to put another one bigger. I love his attitude. Just take it easy tomorrow. Yeah, take it easy tomorrow.

It's off day, yep. The Bobby Ball Show. Hey, Shane, Modesto, what up? What's up, Bobby? You good? I'm good. All right, so here's the deal with Shane. Shane's coming to my stand-up comedy show on Modesto tonight.

And Shane met the girl on Twitter. Remember Shane? Oh, yeah. Okay. Shane put his Twitter name. out there, a girl tweeted him, and now you guys are coming to my show, right? Yep. It's still happening.

It's still happening. Have you guys been talking back and forth a lot? Yeah. How good are your seats to the show? Sorry, what is that? How good are your seats? I think we're pretty good seats. I think we're like in the front section.

Yeah, because you need to be a baller. Like if it's like a first date or a blind date, you got to have good seats. Yeah, I got impressed. Can't show up in the balcony. So how are you feeling? Shane, I mean, she tweeted you. What if you come to the show and I'm not funny? I don't anticipate that being the case.

I don't think we have to worry about that. What celebrity would you say she looks like? I was making more of like a hated janitori. Okay. And what celebrity do you look like? Oh, man. I don't look like a celebrity. What characteristics do you have that might be like a celebrity?

What cartoon character do you look like? What cartoon character? Oh, man. I don't know. I'm just... My aunt used to tell me I looked like a young George Clooney. Okay, so we have George Clooney and hated Panetteeer. Come into the show.

You guys are going to make a great baby. I'm going to be able to spot you guys in the crowd, no problem. He's like the hottest man in the world. Wow. Shane, I got to be able to see you guys. You know what I mean? Yeah. Like, you hold up a sign or something.

Dang. You'll know. All right, Shane, I will see you, okay? Because I'll see George Clooney and Hayden Panettiere in the crowd for sure, in the front. There you go. Good luck tonight. You met her on Twitter. You put your Twitter name out on the show.

Maybe on Monday you call us and follow back up and let's know how it went afterward, okay? Okay. All right, buddy. Have a good time. So tonight I'm in Modesto, California. If you're listening and you want to come, Bobbybonescomedy.com. I got to tell you, I got TV networks coming out. Both shows, tonight and all night.

Four? To watch. Okay. Because I'm not in California a lot and they want to do all this, whatever. So they're kind of nerve-wracking shows. I know. It's like being scouted by the pros. Yeah.

You got to bring your A-game. Well, no, I bring one game and one game only. Yeah, B-minus. But still, if you want to come, Bobby Bonescom. Bobby Bones Show. All right, drunk trivia. Amy, you're down $60 to me. Yeah.

We started earlier this week. Lunchbox talks to people who haven't drinking way too much, asking trivia questions. You ready? Ready. What's making your night so great? Because she loves your show, and she said, oh, I love Bobby Bone Show, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Everything, and then she was like, oh, yeah. I think that's Lunchbox. I was like, okay, we'll take some pictures of you. So what is your role in this Bachelorette party? to make sure everybody gets drunk as they possibly can with being safe what was the last state added to the United States okay now we're asking her you get to choose does she get it right or not now it's worth $20 you're down $60 does she get it right or not

the answer of the last state is Hawaii I believe correct okay does she get it right Amy I feel like she could go back and forth between Hawaii and Alaska yeah and she's probably gonna get it wrong so you say she gets it wrong yeah Hawaii. Amy's down to $80. Just like that. I quit. These people are either...

Just like that. Now, do you want to go double or nothing or just another 20? Double or nothing on $80? I didn't even double or nothing on 20. What do you want to do? Oh, my gosh. Who gets a big? It's for charity.

You do. You're in control of it. I'm going to go with the opposite of my gut. Okay, here we go. Double or nothing for $80. On a scale, one to ten, how drunk? I'm probably a good seven. A solid seven.

Like probably, if I drink too much more, I shouldn't drink anymore. You know, you're a mom. You should drink pediolite. So you should drink Alka-Seltzer. Alka-Seltzer and Gatorade in the morning. When you have fractions, the number on the bottom is called what? Oh, there's no way she gets this. But it's your choice.

It's $80 double or nothing. The answer, I believe, is the denominator. Denominator. The nominator. Yeah. We all knew that. That will she? Yeah, it's up to you.

She's on mom. It's worth $80. What if her kid is learning? What if she just... Does she get it right for $80? The denominator. Does she get it right? The denominator.

She does not get it. For $80, please say denominator. Please say denominator. No, don't say denominator. Please. Please say numerator. Here we go. The dividend.

Oh! Boom! Throw it stuff with me. That is confetti. That's rude. That's my winning competitive. All right, we're back to even. Okay.

Whoa, that was amazing. We'll pick the game up. You want to do one more for 50 bucks? No. Okay, next week. Next week. Next week. Next week.

All right. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Shout out Costco. If you're a fan and you're also getting married anytime soon, you can now set up a wedding registry at Costco. Uh-huh. Yeah. It's all powered on my registry.

com. So, I mean, you could register for things that'll last you forever because Costco has it all. Yeah, you got to talk to you about this because one, never been married, no weddings, and I don't go to Costco if I'm single. So is this a thing? Like, is this a beneficial thing? I just have never seen on a wedding registry anything like a bulk store like that, like Sam's or Costco. I just, I could see so many guys loving it and going in there because, I mean, your husband or your fiance at the time, you both go register a place and you have guns. And, like, they get bored, like, shopping for the dishes and various things. And all the kitchen supplies.

But my husband would probably be like, sweet, we're going and we're registering for toilet paper for a year. That's fine. Speaking of guns, did you see the Walmart story? Yeah. Yeah. What? There was a Walmart. And after a go-from-memory, they put a banner up over guns, literal guns.

It said, be a hero at school this year. Yeah. Like, right next to each other. Back to school and guns. Oh, so just a placement mistake? Yeah. It's a place of mistake. Full play.

I mean, it's accident. Yeah. But you walk in and it's over the guns, like all the rifles. That's like be a hero at school this year. Yeah, that's a weird one. Taco Bell has a new burrito that is going to be loaded with spicy pop rocks. That actually does not sound good. And I love Taco Bell.

Listen, I love Taco Bell. If it's late at night and I'm doing stand-up with the band's traveling, I'll go get a protein bowl. I love it. But that does not. sound good, the pop rocks. Is that a thing, or is it like a test thing? I think it's a thing. It's called the Fire Cracker Burrito, and it comes with two varieties, cheesy or spicy, and they both have... Poppy crystals. The more you talk about it, the more I'm interested in trying it, though. I'm going to be honest. Oh, I know. Did you have... Listen, has anybody tried the Firecracker Oreos?

No. No. It's like fireworks in your mouth, and it's amazing. None of that sounds good to me. Like, I love Oreos and I love Taco Bell, and... But you just don't want Poprocks in your mouth? Mm-mm. Oh. We used to put them in Coke so back in the day. Oh, make a fizz it up. Yeah, yeah. It was like firework soda. What else you got him? Okay, well, I don't ever really think about how my phone's blue light could be causing skin cancer. Oh, I have a theory, by the way, about this. Okay. My dog, have I talking about my dog theory on the phone? No. No. Okay. My dog

hates it when I take pictures of them because I hold my phone up to him. He hates it. I I feel like dogs know there's some kind of radiation or something coming off this phone, and they're not, they don't want to not be on camera. They don't want that pointing at them. They don't want whatever that light is, whatever that we're putting up to our face. The blue light. Whatever it is. Yeah, it comes from our computer, our cell phones, all that.

That's what I think. That's my theory because my dog is telling me this. What do you know in your factual story? Cindy Crawford is launching a sunscreen that will pre- protect you from your phone's harmful blue light. Sunscreen. Put it on every day. Yep.

Oh, boy. It's specifically for this. It's called meaningful beauty, environmental protecting moisturizer. Oh, my goodness. I trust my dog more than I do, Cindy Crawford. I know. What else? Golly.

So Uber has a new chat screen just in case you Uber a lot. You used to have to go out of the app to, like, message them. But now there is an in-app message. system with the driver. Yeah, I saw that. You used to have a text with him. Yep. And you would text to a weird number.

It would be like 2.8 question mark pound sign purple. Yeah. And you'd send him a message and get one back. Now you don't have to do that. There is in-app messaging. Boom. There you go. All right.

That's Amy's Pyle. Thank you. Bobby Bomes, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a show. How many times a day do you think you swear? Lunchbox. 25 to 30.

easily. Most people curse an average of 80 times a day more than three times per hour. That's a lot. Wow. Eddie, how many times you curse a day? I mean, no more than 10 words. Mostly here at work. At us. Mostly just at us. Mostly at lunchbox. Mostly early or late in the morning. I mean, Amy and I don't curse at all. Zero cursing at all. I haven't said a curse word in probably a solid year now. I think I'm going to get back on it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Why? Why would you get back on it?

Because it's just some stupid ship, man. Oh! Dude, you got me. I thought you almost said it. I was like, no. I'm so disciplined. I don't curse. It's just a thing I do in my mind.

Like, I like to discipline myself at things. I don't mind cursing. I actually like cursing. But what's weird, it's like drinking. People won't curse around me. They'll say something. They'll go, ooh, I'm so sorry. Yeah.

And I'm like. I know. We feel like that now. Yeah. Around me. Yeah, I do. It feels weird. I don't want to do that around you now.

And people won't drink around me because they're like, ooh, I know you don't drink. Yeah, it doesn't matter. My dad. Let's party. Let's curse and party it up. Let's do it. Let's have a cursing drinking party.

All right, you too. Stop it. Okay. Thanks to Lindsay L for coming by today. Her album is out today and she came by. She performed. I hope you're able to check it out. The mini thank you is to go out today.

First of all, to Lindsay L for coming in. She has a new album. I hope you're able to check it out. To my step. Dad, Arkansas Keith for coming on, talking about fishing, to you, the listener, to America,

to Bald Eagles. Yes. To weekends. Yes. Yes. I'm off. I have two stand-up shows. I'll be in Monterey and Modesto.

Opposite order. But I'm doing some shows in California, and that'd be it. Amy, what's you got going on? Hmm. Oh, I'm going to the beach. Are you? Yeah.

Gotty girl. It's not far. It's like a super close beach. Huh? Post picks? Yeah. Yeah, bikini picks. Come on, Amy.

I mean, I'm taking a swimsuit, but I'm probably going to be under an umbrella the entire time with a big old hat. Okay. Nobody's worried about your head. Yeah, we ain't worried about that. You get lots of clicks on the website. Okay, so I just say to my husband, hey, will you take my picture real quick? I need, we need clicks. You might break Instagram.

No, people do not care about me. Isn't that what every girl does? Yeah. And post like some inspirational quote underneath the bottom of it. So you're not posting actually about the picture. You're like, sometimes you just have to look life in the face and tell it, I own you. And then it's a picture of you in a bikini. Just being all nonchalant on the beach.

Yeah, yeah. And it's not even about the bikini. But anyway, have a good trip. Yeah, people do that. That's kind of funny. Yeah, I'm going to do that in a man thorn. All right, we're going to go. Bobvulins. com. Thanks to Lindsay. We'll see Monday.

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