The Bobby Bones Show - LOCASH and Lauren Alaina stop by the studio

Episode Date: April 7, 2017

Amy shares some of the most ‘Googled’ Bobby questions, LOCASH and Lauren Alaina stop by the studio, Bobby confronts Lindsay about something on his mind, Eddie still hasn’t given Bobby a birthday gift and Bobby pays off the gambling bet! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bobby. Good morning, morning, morning, morning, and good morning, studio. Morning. All right, here we are. It's Friday. Got a couple things. Low cash, we'll come by, and you've heard of family feud.

We're going to play the Bobby feud. It's Amy and Lunchbox versus Low Cash. So that'll be good. Also, Lauren Elena's coming by, and you know how they have rat battles? Yeah. We'll have a clean joke battle with Lauren Elena. Oh, fun.

That's today. I don't know if they're trying to kill us or not. Who? Burger King. Oh. Because they have decided to launch a fruit loop milkshake, which sounds amazing. Delicious.

Amazing. I mean, I would probably, if you could overdose on milkshake, I probably would on this. Yeah. So you were into fruit loops? Oh, yeah. I wasn't really.

Oh, man. The thing about, here's the difference. What? I love Lucky Charms too, but I would always eat the oats and then I would get to the marshmallows second. So you had to put up with the oats to get to the marshmallows. Work first, reward later. Right. That's how I live my life.

Yes. With fruit loops. It was all reward, baby. Bring them on. They weren't separating them. A fruit loop milkshake. Burger King has just announced. They will roll out a fruit loop milkshake later this month made with vanilla ice cream,

crushed out fruit loops and a sweet sauce. Wow. Yeah, basically. They'll be on sale a week from Monday. It would cost $2.99. And that's from this place called Food Beas. I'm telling you, I'm in. And I don't even eat sweets that much.

I love them, but I try to stay, you know, my girl's figure. I won't go get a fruit-lood milkshake, for sure. Dance party comes up in an hour. We're going to have a good show today. Some days you just feel it. That's what's happening today. I'm in Boston tonight. That's a sold-out stand-up comedy show.

I'm in Northampton tomorrow night. So if you guys want to come out, I'm playing the Calvin. There's still a few tickets left. Bobbybonescom.com. Recognizing people? Doing cool things. It's ICU. All right, here we go on Friday.

I got a good one. Chris Evans adopted his dog. His dog is named Dodger. Dodger was one of the dogs that were using in his new movie called Gifted, where he was in a dog pound, right? And he's shooting the movie, and he's like, man, I really love this dog. And so he rescued a dog that was at the pound inside of his movie. Love it.

So he found Dodgers like, this is my new dog now. So that was pretty cool. Like just shoot a movie in a pound. See the dog, finds him, loves him, keeps him. Go Chris. So, yeah, I see you. That boy, Chris. I see you.

The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond, the United States, fired cruise missiles into Syria last night. That was in retaliation for the chemical weapons attack. In other news, legendary comedian Don Rickles passed away in his L.A. home. He was 90 years old. And finally, weather news should be pretty nice throughout the country, 60s and 70s. The Northeast is going to get rain and snow.

Also the upper northwest. rain as well. So there you go. Here are five things you may have missed on the show this week. It's Friday. Number one. I gave the fist pump to the listeners on national television as a sign of appreciation. That's number one. I was proud of that, too, and be honest with you. Yeah, and it made, I mean, oh, the cameras, the way they were cutting, you got it in there, though. And you didn't know. I didn't want to forget because you can get lost. We're like, okay, go three, two, back. And I was like, I have to remember the listeners.

I gave him the fist pump. Lunchbox is 180 bowling bet. Didn't hit it. Lost a bet. We'll hold a python next week. Yeah. The zoo made one request that they get to come and give a minute speech on snakes. Oh, yeah. I was like, bring it. Breathe, yeah.

Also, Josh Turner stopped by with his guitar. You can see that on YouTube. Just go to our YouTube channel. Mike D. forgot to cash in his Vegas chips. So he came back from Las Vegas with tons of money, but in chips. And Matt Overton stopped by the Bobbycast. So all that up there. Go to iTunes and subscribe to the Bobbycast.

And that's what's happened this week. We got a good show today, though. You can see it's a bobby bones All right time for your positivity Here on Friday Yeah how about this one Back in 1967 Janet Haynes got a job

Start working at a crossing guard At Falls Church Virginia School And 50 years later She's still there She just celebrated 50 years And helping kids across the street Safely Isn't that crazy?

Love it. She's 91 years old Okay It's positivity, never mind He's going to say something about. 90 years old. But. Go ahead.

Can she even see the cars that are coming? Yeah. I guess so. And I bet you the kids move faster than her, so they need to help her across the street. You're not being very positive right now, my friend. I just told you, it's positivity, but, and you wanted me to keep going. Now, the quote is, too, she also has a smile for everybody. Yeah.

She never runs out of smiles. That's sweet. 50 years on the job. I like her, too. I'm going to meet her. Me too. I like her. You're up.

Well, there's a 10-year-old named Kelsey, and she never thought she have a right hand again after trying several unsuccessful prosthetics. Well, her grandfather, Dave, decided to write a university that specialized in printing state-of-the-art prosthetics. And they responded. They did a 3D printing of her

new arm, delivered it straight to her doorstep, and now she can shake hands, play with her toys, without the support of her family. She mastered using the device in just minutes. I wish I understood 3D printing. I'm happy she has a prosthetic hand. I just don't understand 3D printing enough to actually get that story.

I know. over my head. Because people are always like, you know, this person got a new leg. And I'm always like, that's just awesome they got a leg. I know. I picture our printer out front. Yeah. Wow, how did it do that?

I'm glad that works out for. I just don't understand 3D printing yet. Well, there's a 3D printing society at this college campus and they hooked her up. Lunchbox. There was these two guys. They were at an NHL game the other night and they were there before the game and they're up against the glass taking pictures of each other and someone had set their drink up against the glass.

So one of the players accidentally knocked the. drink onto him and they felt bad so he goes over gets a hockey stick signs it and gives him his stick oh that's good pretty cool that pretty cool if you want to hear any of the show you want to hear all the bits that we do you can download the podcast just go over to iTunes and search bobby bone show or you can search bobbycast and hear the show I do from my house because we have lots of guests in all the time lots of hanging out that's over there just go to iTunes and subscribe and also rate us too if you don't mind We're about to do the skinny.

And I know on Fridays you bring up what movies are coming out. Yeah. What have I said about movie theaters in the past? Here we go. Two to three years, what have I said? They will be obsolete. Yeah. In the next 10 years, movie theater will be obsolete.

You've said this. Here's the story. Oh. Movie theaters will not be around much longer. They say movie theaters will be around another 10 to 15 years. The reason? Premium video? Demand delivery of your films, right to your TV or your computers.

and they're like 10 to 15 years there's no reason for these buildings to exist they're going to go the way of the dodo bird The dodo I made that part of

Where did the dodo bird go? It's extinct They're going to go the way of the drive-in movie where there'll be little novelties But why in the world would we go to a movie theater

and sit with people in uncomfortable chairs and have to eat overpriced food to watch this humongous screen when we can watch things on our computer You know who likes the theater?

Kids Children love the theater For now, they probably would like to watch a movie on their iPad, too. Children and Mike D. Oh, yeah, Mike D later's a movie. Mike, do you think about this? It scares me, dude. I love going to the movie.

See? Told you. Do you enjoy movies or going to that gross building? I like the experience of going to a movie sitting in the theater. I don't like... Here's the thing, too, about movies. They should tell you. They should tell you in the...

Like, what time the movie starts? Yeah. How long the previews are and what time the actual movie starts. Yeah, so you can plan your day. I paid for a movie ticket. Yeah. Let me go. Let me go on a rant for a second.

Okay. I paid for a movie ticket. Now, if I was going in for free, I should be forced to watch all the commercials because that would be my price to watch the movie. But I paid for a movie ticket to watch the movie and then I'm forced to watch commercials too. They're getting me coming and going. I got you. I got you. True.

So I just read this story. Movie theaters won't be around long. I mean, I feel like you always have a good pulse on America and here you are. You know what else? Hard CDs won't be around long. Oh, really? I mean, that's true. Like anything else, though.

I don't have it. I don't own a disc drive in any form of way. Somebody tried to give Bobby a CD the other day and he's like, literally, I'd take it, but there's no way I'll ever be able to hear it. I have nothing to play it on. It's amazing. So those will go bye-bye. And music will not be coming out an album at a time. Like right now, it's a terrible method to put out 12 songs at a time.

It's just too much. It's like here's 12s. It's like a Thanksgiving dinner every meal. Right. Like there's so much and it's good that you can't really enjoy all of it because. Like John Mayer did four songs at a time And then eventually it was, here it is, the whole thing And that's how a song will be released

Two or three at a time, two or three, two to do you. I agree with that one. So is John ahead of the whole. Yes. He's with you, y'all like, think alike. He's way smarter than I am. Really? Oh, yeah.

I wouldn't give him that much credit. Okay, fair enough. Okay, so next week I'm going to see him in Minneapolis. That's me cool. Which I cannot wait. That came up quick. Wow. Not fast enough.

Really? And I will say this, I broke my rule. And I don't listen to music. before it comes out, but I'm close to the mayor camp and I've had the whole record for a while. Really? Yeah, and I don't.

I wait for the people to listen and I like to listen with the people, but I was like, the John Mayer record, to heck with the people, I want to hear it now. So excuse my ignorance, but it's out already? No, it's not out already. And you have it. He's with John Mayer's camp. He's in with them.

I'm in with the camp. Yeah. So that's next weekend? The show in Minneapolis is. Oh, so that's what you're doing for Easter? Uh-huh. Sorry, that's our Easter party. You and John.

Yeah, skinny time. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So, again, just another reason why Darius Rucker is awesome. He's awesome. Yeah, this week he made good on a promise that he made to the students at the University

of South Carolina last year. He told them he would play a concert for the school if the football team won six games. Well, the game cucks, they finished the season with six wins, seven losses. But no big deal. They still had those six wins. guaranteed it. So this week, he showed up there, played a concert for the school. Up on the stage,

he had the players, coaches, cheerleaders, and school administrators. Good dude. Dariusruckers. So cool. That's my longest relationship with the artist from age 17 to today. We even presented at the ACMs last week. Yeah. Yeah, what else? Love him. So you have Smurfs, the Lost Village in theaters today. 31% positive on Rotten Tomatoes. That's a splat in case you're wondering, not good. And then going out in style, 41% positive. I've seen there of the pre-1% positive. I've seen there of the reviews and I think it looks super cute though. Our nine-year-old correspondent for movies, Eddie Jr. gives us a movie review coming out, right?

Yeah, boss baby. Boss baby. Oh, okay, awesome. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Something I want to mention, our daytime village for IHart Radio Music Festival is coming up September 23rd. And so it's crazy. It's in Vegas.

It's on the strip. Kelsey Ballerini's playing there. All-time Low. Noah Cyrus, Judah and the Lion. Like, it's a really cool thing. and more bands will be announced. But we have these sweets and you can get a suite

and you can sit in the shade and hang out with us. We always come and hang out on the suite with like three levels. And so I would encourage you, go to Ticketmaster.com, keyword IHeartRadio. And if you want to go to this in Vegas

for this part of it, getting the Bobby Bone Show suite because we always go and... Be awesome. We get to hang out with listeners. That's always a fun time for us. Bobby Bone Show. Bore up the day.

This story comes with us from Curville Texas. A 26-year-old man stole a car driving around. He runs out of gas on the highway. He's like, I'll just leave the car behind and starts walking. What cop drives by and goes, hey, man, you need some help? He's like, no, no, man, I'm really good. I'm good. And he goes, no, come here. I'll take you to the gas station. And he comes back and he runs the license plate. Oh, wait, that car stolen. So, old Corey Seacrest ended the jail. Is that Ryan's brother? Not related to Ryan. Wow. That guy had to be like, oh, man, a cop's coming to give me gas. He's like, I'm just going to leave the car, and he's walking away, and the cop drives by.

I go, say, here, man, I'll give you a lift. Oh, bad luck. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. You know what's happening today? Low cash in studio. Lauren Elena in studio. Awesome.

Lots of fun. Like, those are our people, so they'll be in today. Good Bonehead, by the way, lunchbox. Every day. All right, what's this question game you want to play? It's the most Googled Bobby questions. Continue? well people type in questions about you on Google

and I pulled the most popular ones Go ahead So we'll just go ahead and save people some time Go ahead And maybe some people that don't have the Google You know? The Google. Does everybody have the Google?

I got the Google. Do you want me to go the least to the number one? No, go to most number one. Number one, okay, number one What does Bobby Bones look like? I feel like we should do this one for you. Yeah, listen, I can give you the stats Okay.

Right now? Probably like 6-1 and good shoes Barefoot For sure 6 not 61 barefoot Yeah About I'm pretty light right now Little underweight This is my doctor about 155

Yeah I know I'm thin I'm a little too thin Is that the lowest you've ever been? It's low Yeah Okay yeah I think so And I think I'll look like a mixture

Probably between What Weezer Well it's just the glasses But he's older now. And the dude that kills people or something? Oh, Dexter. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're right. That's who I think I look like. Not as old as him, but yes. With glasses. What's his name? William Dexter. William Dexter. Dexter.

Michael C. Hall. That's it. Number two. Number two. Go ahead. What does Bobby Bones' tattoo mean? I have a tattoo on my own. We've got a couple, yeah.

Yeah. On the front, it says P.H and H.H., which are my mom and my grandmother's initials, both have passed away. So I have them on the front and on my forearm forearm forearm on the exact opposite side, the exact same size, because I'm OCD. It's the state of Arkansas where I was born. And it's fully blacked out and filled in. And people think that's a cover up, but it is not. I went full fill from the beginning.

That's how I live my life. Full feel. Yeah. What else you got? Number three, does Bobby Bone still have a girlfriend? I do. That's it? Yeah, we got into a little bit, I'll tell you in a little bit if you want to hear where we got the dumbest argument ever.

You want to hear now? No, we're doing this now. Okay, but I do want to hear about it. It's the dumbest, you're going to roll your eyes as the argument we got into. But go ahead. Okay. Number four. Go ahead.

People ask this? Yes, they do. They do. I forgot. What? Is Bobby Bones engaged? I am not engaged. Oh, man.

Dude. Yeah, go ahead. Number five is Bobby Bones a Republican. I am not. I am a independent. Number six. Neither one of those. Okay.

Is Bobby Bones dating Lindsay L? I need a text show, but as of right now, yes. I am. And they make sure, but yes. Oh, that kind of... Really? I'll tell you. Go ahead.

And lastly, how much does Bobby Bones make? It's a good question. Would everybody like to know that? Yeah. I would love to know. Yeah, good for you because I ain't getting that one out of me. Well, if we do Google it, is it correct? No.

I don't think so. Everybody does that. Not that I've ever Googled it. No, you can try. I googled it. I did you. Here's the thing about that thing. That's why I never trust a lot net worths of people.

Yeah. Because it's not, because mine's not right. Yeah, that's more, right? Oh, yes, way more. I'm just kidding. Can we do over-under? No. I'm not playing that.

We're at a time for the second here, right, Ray? Yeah. Oh, yeah, right. Listen, over under 100 million. Under. Over. Wow, really? Yeah.

Okay. A billion a year. Whoa, dude. That's what your network says too. Yeah, Billion? Yep. Yeah. There you go.

All right, baller. Yep, I founded FaceSpace. What is that? That's the new. It's the Facebook MySpace hybrid. The Never Part Worker. I love it. You may be going to a movie this weekend and maybe have kids.

And there's that new movie, Boss Baby. That's right. Yeah, Jr. went to go see it. He's been waiting for this one, so he liked it. So here we go. Eddie Jr., nine years old, reviewing Boss Baby. That's right. All right.

So what's this movie about? It's about a baby that comes from a factory in the sky. Like where they make babies? Yeah, and he's on an undercover mission to find out why people like puppies more than babies. That's kind of funny idea. So is the movie funny? Yeah, it's so funny. Like, did you LOL a bunch?

Yeah. How long is the movie? One hour and 37 minutes. Okay. For people that want to go watch this movie, like what would you say is the reason why they should go watch it. Well, first of all, because it's really funny. Would you say the message is pretty good? Yeah. What is the message?

There's enough love for everyone in this world. Is that true? I don't know. It just says that. All right, how do you rate this movie out of five stars? Five. No, come on. Five stars. What's the next movie you're looking forward to see?

Despicable Me Three. Oh, my gosh. There's another one of those? Yeah. All right. You don't love the minions? I like the first one and the second one and then the minions movie. Now we need a despicable meet three. Yeah, we do.

I love it. He loved boss baby. Loved it. He says that it's the best movie he's seen ever. Wow. I mean. So go this weekend if you want to watch a movie, Box Baby's there. Also, he knew the exact runtime in the movie.

Now, is that something you told them before you recorded? No, no, no. He knows that about every movie he sees. He has to research and see how long it is. Because I guess as a future filmmaker, he needs to know what kind of like length they're dealing with. Because your nine-year-old wants to make movies. He knows for sure that's what he's going to do when he grows up.

So length of a feature film, that's important to him. And then Dispecable with Me, three. That's right. And for listeners that want to know how long the movie is, now they're not. You didn't go to this one with him now? I did not. Mom did? Mom took him.

Did the three-year-old go? Oh, yeah. He liked it, too. Yeah, you liked it, too. He'll watch the entire movie. It just started happening probably like six months ago. So two and a half, close to three, is kind of the time when they kind of get stimulated by what they see on the screen. You have two kids, the three and the nine-year-old.

Does your wife find it easier now that they're getting a little older or are they getting more run-around-y? They are fast, rough, turn into boys, you know, and the wife's kind of dealing with that and trying to figure out how to like let them be boys and not baby them so much when they fall. Because, yeah, they're starting to like hurt each other a little bit. Does she find it's easier to parent, though, as they get older, or is it harder because it's more complex? It doesn't get easier because, you know, the three-nager, we talked about this, the three-year-old, like, he's just really hard right now. And the good thing is, the nine-year-old, he's more mature. So now he can help with a three-nager, so that helps a little bit. But, I mean, parents are never easy, man.

They both sleep through the night, though, right? For the most part, the three-nager kind of gets up around three o'clock. He doesn't sleep in the bed with you anymore. That's over. tries to go sleep in the bed and then we tell him to go back and then he goes back and falls asleep. How many nights a week does he really sleep in the bed though with you guys?

Probably two nights a week. Oh my goodness. Until I can wake up and kick him out and put him back in his room. Wow. Yeah. Well, thanks for the movie review. Yeah, hey, that's a junior for you.

Bobby Bones show. All right, so we do a segment called Judge Common Sense and not our digital producer needs Judge Common Sense. Hey, where's my gavel? Oh, it's over there. I can't rule without my...

Thank you very much. Florida's now in session. All right, Nata, what's the problem? Okay, so I got an email from my building manager. I live in a condo building, and I get an email and he says, I had somebody come in and complain that you were recklessly driving in our garage. Oh. Sounds about right.

Okay, hold on, listen, let me speak. Go ahead. And so he sends me. an invoice for a fine for $100 that I was going faster than five miles an hour. Okay, so here's my issue. A, this is just hearsay. This is just somebody else in the building saying,

oh, this person was driving fast in the garage. There's no signs posted that say five miles an hour. There's never been a warning. There's never been anything that says, I mean, obviously I'm not recklessly driving in the garage, but there's never been anything that said five miles an hour. where's the warning? And this is just hearsay.

I've heard all your points twice now. She went through twice. She wanted to reiterate. Yeah. So, judges here, first of all, it's hard because sometimes you need to change a venue if you know the person too well. I'm not going to do that. Now, even though I know Nottie can't drive.

Right. It's no. And just from my heart, I would say she was probably reckless driving. But as a judge, sometimes you have to remove yourself from the situation. It's all evidence-based. If they don't have proof of you reckless driving and it's just somebody complain, They can kiss my grids. They are not charging me 100 bucks.

Yeah, thank you. There's no way. They need some sort of security footage. They need some sort of video. Do you know who complained? No, it just says a resident complained. But even if they have security footage, I'm like, how can the security footage show that I was speeding over five miles an hour? Well, that's their violation.

Look at it and go. It's five miles. It's not about like the reckless driving is that it was speeding. What if you don't pay it? Well, they're saying that I need to appeal. to the HOA and write a letter appealing. Write a letter. So you have no proof.

You can't enforce this on me and then see what they say. And then find it who it is and if you have to pay it, say you saw them doing it too. Boom. That's a good one. Not unless she did.

Yeah. You don't need proof. Two wrongs make it right. Good one, Judge. Thank you, Judge. Judge. That's not a good one of sense. Not a, first of all,

you can't pay this fine. It sets a bad precedent for other people just being able to complain and there's no proof. That's like someone going, you know what? I got a feeling.

you were doing 83 today on the highway. I'm going to give you a speeding ticket. Yes, thank you. That is exactly my thought process. So you can't. So do I need to write the appeal letter or do I just not pay the fine? You write the appeal letter. Yeah, yeah.

Because it does stink. You write the appeal letter. It's one letter. If you find out who it is, and I would, I go find it is. And then even if you get a pill, I say, oh, I saw them speeding and they were throwing litter out the car. I make stuff up. Three wrongs, make it right.

Case dismissed. Lunchbox. My favorite part of our argument is, it's just hearsay to say I was reckless driving. Obviously, I wasn't reckless driving in the garage. No, you're probably reckless driving. Like, without the judge You probably were. We not say that out loud?

No, but there's no proof. There's no proof. There's no proof. There's no proof. But there's no way she can pay that. We all agree on this? Yes. Yeah, I would write the letter and let us know what they say. And you can have the judge sign it. Oh. And if I need... Signed by Judge Combson's. They're going to be like signed by who? Who is this?

You're represented by who? Judge Commons. sense? What precinct is he in? Okay, when is it, when does this letter do? And they said 15 days, so I got it yesterday, so I'll write it. Write it, and let us know how it go.

There's no way you get my buddy. Court is now over. Judge Combin says, good night. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. If you get on iTunes, you can search for Bobbycast and hit subscribe or search Bobby Bones show. and hit subscribe, and it come save right to your phone, right to your computer.

Subscribe to it on iTunes. Over to Amy now, who's got all the news. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So Kimberly Schlatman from Little Big Town, you know, she's in a cooking, got a cookbook, a cooking show. Well, now she's coming out with her own cooking line, like a line of dishes. And it's the cutest name ever.

It's called Love and Daisy's Dishware line, and she's going to be selling it on HSN. And it launches April 19th. There must be something to their home shopping network. Because people go on it all the time. It's like Keith Urban's on home shopping network. Selling guitars. And I'm like, man, he must be selling some crazy. Because let me tell you, he ain't broke.

So there's got to be something to it. Yeah, for them to say yes to that, it's already going to be awesome. I mean, I want to go on home shopping network. Yeah. I want to host. I want to host a selling segment. That would be a dream of mine. I don't even care what it is.

Like, we can sell selfie sticks. And I'd be like, all right, can we get a caller now. for the brand new, like this. You can take a live call. I would love to do Home Shopping Network. Oh, can we make that? Ray, do you know anybody? You could, I think you could do it.

Oh, that'd be awesome. Make my dreams come to me to somebody. All right, what else? I'm looking at pictures of a quick line. It's so cute. Chris Stapleton, he made an announcement about his album that's going to be coming out this year. Talked a little bit about it this week.

And it looks like it's going to be in two volumes. Volume one is set to release this spring. And then volume two will follow later in the year. so you'll have a little bit sprinkled throughout, which will be awesome. I'm Amy, that's your 30 Second Skinny. I'm looking forward to that music. The Daytime Village VIP Suite tickets are on sale right now for our I Heart Radio Music Festival. It's the Daytime Village, Kelsey Ballerini, tons of other bands.

Just go to Ticketmaster.com. Keyword is IHartRadio, and you can find the Bobby Bone Show Suite, and you come hang out with us. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting Across America. Amy's a dog. Option showers tomorrow. Yep. All the girls are bringing her presents.

You're going to get mine. My girlfriend's going to have a present for you, for me. Oh, that's sweet. And her meant to think, but I know you expect me to really come through, and let me tell you, I came through like crazy. You keep saying that, and I really. Amy. What? Who comes through like nobody else?

I know. You have, like, started their college funds before. Everybody's going to go, you, but no one else. You. Yeah, he asked Amy. Oh. Yeah. So, just remember.

Who comes through, which friend came through the most and also didn't get invited. It's not a game. It's not a competition. Cool. Either you love the kids or you don't. I don't know them yet. Yeah, but you love them. That's harsh.

Right? I will grow too, but I don't know them yet. I know. So cute. They're lovable. I love the fact that you love them. Yeah. And anything you love, I love them.

I think more and more each day, it's crazy. Well, I'm happy. Thank you. Was there ever an option? This is a real question. I'm not kidding. Did you ever think about changing their names? Because they have Haitian names.

Yeah. Do you ever think about changing them? Totally. It's like American names? Or like nicknames? No, because they're older. Yeah? I mean, there's just no way.

They know their names and they're little humans. It's not like, I changed my dog's name when she was like one or something. Yeah. But you can't do that to a kid. Well, I bring it up because these are names that this year, I mean, it's April 7th, right? These names have not been registered this year, meaning no one's, named their kid this at all and I'm gonna read you some of these

and they're like these names are bordering on extinction because nobody's naming their kids. Oh, wow. Out of all the babies born, nobody's naming their... No, not one single person has named their kid. I'll just read some of them. Clarence. Okay. I get it. Deborah, Donna.

Man. Derek. Wow. None of these names have been registered. Maureen, Nigel, Paula, Sally, Tracy, Wendy, or Wayne. That makes me sad. Those are like normal names.

Like the names that we grew up with. They're all dying. There are a couple that were like, maybe they should go and not be around anymore. Like? Like Horace. Okay. Horace Grant.

I remember that, dude. For the Bulls. Yeah, most of them don't. Bertram. I don't know of Bertram. Rest in peace, Bertram's the name. That's a first name? I got a buddy with the last name.

But that's the thing that. I saw. I wonder, I mean, they'll make a comeback. Maybe. It could be one of those things like bell bottom jeans. Yes, exactly. They go out of style. They come back.

Yeah. I mentioned earlier that my girlfriend and I got into, not a fight. It was just, and not even to disagreement, but it was an uncomfortable conversation. But when I tell you what it is, you're going to be like, you're so stupid. Okay. Because I think we're out of the honeymoon part of our relationship. Would you guys agree? For sure.

Because we're nine, ten months in now. I need to look back and see what the official date is. We're nine, ten months. into this relationship where things are like. Yeah. Honeymoon's over. Yeah. So we were at the house and I was like, hey, I was like, hey, we have to stop hanging out so much.

Oh. Wow. Wait a minute. What? I have a question related to that, but I mean. This is what I say to her. We have to stop hanging out so much because when you come over to the house, I can't get any work done because all I want to do is hang out with you. Oh, that's sweet.

Okay. You turned it around. It wasn't a turn around. No, but it's sweet. If that's genuine, I believe you. That's genuinely what it was. Okay, well, then that's super sweet. Because I'm like, I'm supposed to be writing the second book.

I'm supposed to be working on the show. And I'm like, really, all I want to do is hang out and talk. And if you're here, I can't do that. You're so smart. That's a genius move. I wish I'd use that when I wanted my wife to get a job. I just wanted my me time. And I kept saying, I need me time.

I should have said, I can't get any work done when you're home all day, babe. So you guys really don't believe me. No, I do believe you. I believe you. I believe you. I believe you. It's how I meant it. Now, these guys, I don't think they really think you mean it, but I do.

You mean it. You have a lot of work to do. What's your question? My question was, she always seems to just be over there. Like, have you ever gone over to her house? Yeah, I want. To pick something up? To pick her up.

Nice. But she says to my house all the time and have a dog, and I got to watch my dog. Dogs don't like cats. You can't just leave the dog. Okay. I just didn't know if it was like ever a thing. And let me be honest, my house is nicer. Okay.

Her is pretty cool, though. Save yourself, yeah. I'm smart. No, but yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay, I get it. You have a dog, yeah. Thank you.

But that's, whatever. The Bobby Balls. All right, low cash is here. Everybody said, low cash. Hey, how old cash? A couple things, they brought a birthday cake in. Yes. Well, we saw each other on my birthday.

We did. We were so busy last week during the ACMs. I appreciate you bringing the cake in. And I don't believe in blowing candles out on cake. You guys saw it. Which totally makes sense. Because if this is, this is. just a general rule. And you guys have kids. And you know, when they blow a candle that,

they spit all over that thing. Of course. Yeah. I appreciate the cake. I blew very carefully. You did. You covered the cake. Yeah. And I just realized how much these candles are melted. They did. And we will all eat it. And thank you. And I forget to see you guys. Again, here's my question for, low cash is here. My question for you guys is, we sat on the same row at the ACMs. And you know it's all like a hierarchy system. Oh, yeah. Like Tim and Faith are up in row one for a reason. We were. were in row six. It's not bad. My question for you is, were you insulted that I was in your row? Absolutely not. You guys have a number one hit. I love this life. Was it two or top five?

You got another song. I shouldn't be in your row. And I felt like a little bit, I should be back a couple rows from low cash. No, we were excited that you're sitting next to us. It was pretty cool. We went out early and saw the paper cutouts of everybody's names. And when we saw you sitting next to us, we were high five and we were like, yes, Bobby's next to us. How about the fact that you You're one row ahead of Josh Turner. You're making it. That was pretty good. Yep.

I don't know if he liked that, though. He didn't. He didn't. He said him right behind me. I heard him say he was going to write a song. I felt something like that. I was a little upset. How did these guys get in here?

Here's saying so pressing. And your mouth's good. I'm good. Because you're not. I'm not. At the ACMs. At the ACMs, I was in so much pain. So if I felt like I was like not myself,

I couldn't cheer or anything. But I didn't want my wife, you know, it was her first experience. She was having a great time. She loved it. So I was like, I'm not just going to keep complaining. You know, my wife's pregnant. I'm not going to keep complaining about my tooth. When did you have the surgery?

Because you didn't complain to me. And we flew back together on Southwest that morning. He had surgery after the ACMs that night. I went like halfway through. You left before us. And we left. And I said, baby, I got a fine an emergency dentist. Wow.

Really? Yeah. Like that? Like that? My back muller was splitting two. And what happened? The wisdom tooth got impacted. So it was something natural.

You weren't like partying it up, eating a wine glass, like Mick Foley or something. Kind of fight. I guess, no. I mean, I was, if you have toothpaint is horrible. It's ridiculous. And earaches? Yeah. They stop everything.

They do. It's right where that temple is. So I went to a rock dot in Las Vegas, man. There was an article, and I want to put you guys into this list. Just bear with me for a second. There was an article, and they wrote it about David Spade and his new girlfriend, who was from Glee. She's super hot. He's 50s, and she's like, you know, 2930.

Yeah. And they put in this article and they were like, they also had me in there with my girlfriend, Lindsay. It was way hotter than me, but I didn't know. It was that ugly. But okay, fine. I'll say you two way out kicked your coverage. Oh, by far.

By far, I get it all the time. I'll get walking around and I'll have guys like, how do you do that, man? How'd you do that? And it was before the low cash was like, oh, yeah. How did you do that? It was on the radio.

Yeah, it was legit. It was before. What's the key? Because there are a lot of guys out there. And this just happened to me, so I don't even really know the answer. How did you got way, way, way, way, better girls than you guys.

Well, you know, as much as we'd all like to say, it's our good looks. I think, man, it's more personality. You know, it's real. People like real. Women like real. And they like to laugh. All right. Low cash in studio, Preston and Chris.

You guys know Family Feud? Yeah, I love Family Feud. Now, we've changed this up a lot. It's called the Bobby Fuse. It's exactly the same except my name's in it. Yeah, get left. Now, Chris hasn't busted tooth. He's hurting.

You can make me laugh. It's cool. It hurt bad. So what we're going to do is low cash. is going to play Amy and Lunchbox in a game of the Bobby Feud. So how it works is your name. Watch out. Your name is your buzzer, right?

So up first, it'll be Preston and Lunchbox. Okay, yes. This is our house. Now, it is. What will happen is, I'll ask a question. You say your name to buzz in. Woo! And you'll get to guess.

Got it. Okay, here we go. All right. Question number one, as we play The Feud. Lunchbox to my left. Preston from Low Cash to my right. Besides money, name something you wish you had more

Lunchbox Lunchbox Time Time he says Wow that's really good Show me time Number one answer Yeah

Yeah We're playing We're playing We're playing You want to keep the category Or pass it to low cash We want to keep it They want to keep the category

Hey come on girl All right Amy There are Five answers on the board Time is off the board Four answers left What do you have Amy Oh man

Besides money Name something you wish you had more of? More of? This might fall in time category, but more like vacation? More vacation. Show me vacation. Oh, one next. What you didn't know, any? Lunchbox. Oh, come on. What do you want more of? Yeah. You want more friends! Oh, he says friends. Show me friends.

Yeah. He's killing it. Good job. He's good at this game. Okay, I'm not. Amy, over to you. Name something you wish you had. More of. Not money. Lunchbox's got time. and friends. Still three answers on the board. More friends, time, money, more... Work? Work, she says. Oh, boy. Bobby, you do.

Show me work. Oh. Two down. More work equals more money. That was such a bad answer. Chris from Lodcast was holding his mouth. Huge. Lunchbox. You got to save the category. Well, okay. You know, there are

things that my parents want. They want more grandbabies! Oh, grandbabies! Grandbabies! Show me grandbabies. Oh, all right, now you guys can steal all the points here. We're ready. You already know the answer.

We got this. All right, so besides money, name something you want more of, off the board as time and friends. There are three answers left. Go ahead. As much as Chris would love to say, teeth, I'm going to go with sleep. Sleep.

Show me something you want more of. Lunchbox, how do you feel about sleep? That's pretty good. That's solid. I get so much sleep. I'd even think about it. I take so many. I didn't even think about sleep.

31 points are on the board. Show me and distill the category. Sleep. I just was not feeling that one. Let's go to round number two. They're up. 37-0-0. You also had room and house.

Okay. Yep, and you also had more romance in your relationship. My wife doesn't complain about that. Oh, she doesn't? All right, let's bring up. Now, Chris, I know your mouth hurts. Yep, I got this. I'm all right.

You can just go, ugh. All right. And Amy. Are you guys ready? Let's play the few. Amy and Chris from Locash. All right. Name something that you don't wash as often as you probably.

Amy. It's fast. Your car. She says car. Show me car. That's the number two answer. Chris, you can steal it. Something you don't wash as much as you should.

Close. Close. Show me clothes. It's on there but not as high. Amy, you get the category again. Yeah, we're going to keep it. We're playing. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, play, play, play. Close, and you guys said car. All right, Amy? No, it's me. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Oh, this is easy. Yeah.

I don't clean these, but maybe once every two months. The bad sheets. That's right. The bad sheets. That's horrible. He's disgusting. He's disgusting. He's disgusting.

He's got a touchdown dance he does with his answers. Even if he doesn't know he's right, he still dances. No, I know I'm right on this one. Show me the sheets. Yes. Yeah. He doesn't wash the sheets. Yeah, yeah.

And he has a wife. And she does. Go ahead. Your hair. Oh, show me your hair. Yes. Oh, yeah. Lunchbox, something you don't watch as often as you should.

Oh, guys, come on. I don't watch these ever. The wife has to do it when she gets tired of them. The towels in the bathroom because you dry yourself up and they're real gross. Eddie, why are you clapping? That's a good answer. Eddie's excited. No.

Sorry, partner. Amy, something you don't watch as often as you should. There are three answers left on the board. Your pets. Yes. Your dog. Yes. Yes.

Oh, I'm sorry, that's incorrect. Lunchbox. Two strikes, we're almost out. Something you should. Oh, come on, guys. I know. I know. I sit on these every day. Go ahead.

The toilet! All right. You wash the toilet? Show me your toilet. No. You guys can steal again. Okay. Coming over to you.

All right, so we're going to go with your body. Your body. Show me your body. If you miss it, you guys get the points. We'll take those points. Show me your body. No. Hey, what about his bra on there?

No. Brow? Windows. And I need it to be more specific. Wash your hands. Oh, wash your hands. We have basically a tie game going to the last category. We got this.

Preston and Lunchbox. You're up. Ready. Here we go. Name a musical instrument. Lunchbox. Lunchbox. Oh, my gosh.

You don't even know what. You paused like it was over. Lunchbox, go ahead. That's easy. The drums! The drums makes the list. And number five. Yeah!

I'll finish it, okay? Name a musical instrument that is too big to carry on an airplane. Preston from Locash. Piano. He says piano. Show me piano. Number two answer, you get the category.

All right, all right. All right. You want to keep the category? We're going to keep the category. Yeah, they're musicians. Chris from Locash and musical instrument, too big to carry out an airplane. Six answers on the board.

Cello. He says cello, show me cello. Yes. Preston, go ahead. That's the big thing. I'm going tuba. He says tuba. It's a big one answer.

That's the number one? That's number one. That's number one. Let's go. Chris, three answers, four inches on the board. Let's do a xylophone. A xylophone, he said. Show me xylophone. No.

Preston. I'm going upright bass. Oh, a bass. Oh, a base. Wow. Boom! What? That's too big.

I've tried to get all these on a plane before. Oh, I thought that was a show. I don't know what that is. All right. Three answers left on the board. Come on, Chris. Low cash. I'm trying, man.

I'm trying. He's got a bad tooth. He's hanging in there. I do. Musical instrument, too big to put on an airplane. Let's just say guitar, just in case, even though I take mine. A guitar. Terrible answer.

Terrible. All right, that's two down. That's two strikes. Preston's up to you or they're going to try to take it. Shoot. Man, I think I'm going to have to go with... Sorry, time's up. For the steal, Amy and Lunchbox.

Have to you. And we can talk about it? Yeah, talk about it. No, you can talk out loud because they can't hear it. There's only one instrument that I don't hear you, but you can't talk out loud. Like, I don't know if a keyboard counts as a piano. But from there, I was thinking an organ. I said organ.

That is because I go to church and they buy the organ. Yeah. I love it. We're on the same way. But you got a piano? No, it's not. It's an organ. Guys.

Okay. Answer, please? Because organ is spelled O-R-G-A-N. Piano's spelled P-I-A-N-O-O-O-R-G-A-N-O-O-R-A-N-O-R-A-N-O-R-A-N-O-R-A-R-R-A-N-A-R-R-A-R-T-A-R-R-G. Okay, Oregon, Oregon, Oregon, do-D-D-D-D-D-D-D. They say organ. Do-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-R-S. If they get it, if they get it right, they win.

If they miss it, they miss it. No, no, no, Oregon. Show me, do-D-D-D-D-D-D-D-U. Survey says. I think I know the other one. Is it harp? Harp was on the left. Oh, that's the string one.

A trombone and a saxophone. A saxophone. A saxophone is as big as a guitar. Regardless, these are the answers. Hey. They got from place to place. They got harp. How do you think the award gets in the winner?

All right. I'd have to thank everybody. Download ring on every finger. Good to see you guys again. It's good to see you guys. Good job letting them win. We let them. Hators.

Haters, haters, haters. Good luck with the new baby coming. Thank you. And good luck with the baby that's came. And you guys, whenever this song starts pumping it up, the charts will see you again. All right, bro, boys.

All right, low cash, and they hate losing, so they're going to be so mad. This is amazing. This is amazing feeling. I can see it on Lunchbox's face. And I wish I was an or dorker because I don't even know what a harp. I mean, who would ever thought about that. Thank you.

Got to go. This guy tried to crowd fund an engagement ring. Oh. I need $15,000. Pretty much the internet said no. Which is a really nice ring. You know what, though? I don't hate the guy for trying.

Yeah. What, I mean... His name's William Oliver, 30 years old. He tried to crowd fund the purchase of a $15,000 ring, and he put it up on GoFund me. And then nobody gave me any money. I've seen people give money the dumber things is the thing. Yeah.

Like that one guy that want to make that potato salad, he got a lot of money. Yeah, thousands and thousands of dollars. Like 80,000 of us of me. This guy wanted to, like, I wouldn't have given him money. But, I mean, they're making fun of them, but okay, so he's unsuccessful. He didn't go in the hole, any. My question is, lunchbox crowdfunded a house. That's true.

Go fund me, yeah. And how much money did you make? 125 bucks. And what did you end up doing with that money? Nothing. What do you mean? I didn't do anything with it. You still have it.

I still got it. you should give it back. I don't know how to get. How do I give it back? Is there a refund button? No, there's no... You can't go in there and just hit. Refund all.

I think you might can. Oh, wow. That's not how it works. So, I mean... Then you should take it and donate it. Yeah, I've been thinking about it. People have emailed me asking me to donate it to their organization. Well, I mean, you're involved with one that you trust.

Kid Power. Do Kid Power. I know. But I could also repair my house like I wanted to with this money. Oh, no. There's a woman. she fell off California's tallest bridge trying to take a selfie.

Selfies are really starting to not be a thing anymore. Like, for the most part, people are taking way less and less selfies. Oh, okay, good. What do you guys agree? That you don't see as many selfies. Like, selfies aren't like they used to be.

Yes, I agree. Okay. When they started, man, everyone was doing it. Like, selfies aren't really a thing anymore. They are, but only because of the necessity. It's not like, let's just take... Right.

Like, let me look into the camera and look how hot I. I am. You know, there's a lot of Snapchatis. That's true. Where you're like videoing of snap. You don't have selfies anymore. Unless there's just nobody around and take a picture.

That's true. So here we go. She was walking on the catwalk under Forest Hill Bridge near Sacramento. She fell. She fell 60 feet onto a train below. The bridge is 730 feet above the canyon. And she fell all the way down. Lived.

Lived. She lived. She lived. Wow. But she fell like 600 feet. It's not worth it. I mean, if you get the good one, though, the one that always freaks me out is like the one on top of that tall building.

Yeah, and like in the middle or something. In the middle of the same. Hey, by the way, Eddie, you keep bragging about this birthday present. Do you have for me? Oh, it's not here yet. It hasn't, how do I say, dropped yet. Quit making fun of me. This is how I feel.

Amy bought me some easies. Except she didn't buy, have you actually put any money down on that? I asked him if I could just go ahead and give him the. money because I know what they're going to cost. And he said, I don't want to give me the money until you get the shoes. Because he's not sure he can get the shoes. So, Amy bought me some Yeezys for my birthday. Except she didn't

pay for anything, nor does she have the EZE. Right. Nor do I have a birthday present. Right. Whatever. My husband and I've already discussed it. And if they don't show up before April 30th, I guess we're going in the hole for some easies. Eddie, where's your present? I have half of your present is here, and the other half

is still coming. I don't know when it's going to come. I've checked the mail every day and it's not here yet. I mean, stop it. You're bragging like, oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. I got this great present. You didn't get him anything. You're just trying to hope he forgot so you can look good like you've got him a present. No, no, no, no, no. I promise it's coming. Do you promise me in my eyeballs?

I promise you, in your eyeballs, it's coming. There's a present right now. But don't worry. He won't take it home anyway when you get him something. Ask the lingerie sitting over there. You bought me lingerie, you weirdo. All right. This is a Bobby Bones show.

Bobby Bones. Okay, Lauren Elena is here. So what we're going to do is we're going to have a clean joke off. Okay. So you prepared some clean jokes. So I, we will clean joke battle. Okay. And the judges will be Amy, lunchbox, and Eddie.

Woo! Now, to be fair, they are part of my show, but they want me to lose. So it's a give and take. They just need to let me win then. That's not how it works. Each joke will be, you'll either say Lauren or Bobby. Where's Eddie? I'm here.

Okay. Lunchbox for you, buddy. I'm here. All right. All right. All right. Lauren, we flipped a coin, you lost, so you're first. Okay.

Hey, where's my joke music? Anybody have a joke music? Middle Orange, too. Thank you. Here we go. All right, Lauren, plain joke number one. Go ahead. I don't feel good about this.

You don't feel like you're leading strong? Hey, that's funny. That's a good job. That's a good one, Lauren. Okay. Go ahead. I have a few jokes about unemployed people, but it doesn't matter. None of them work.

Oh! Okay. Let me see what I got it. Let me see what I got here. Come on. Why aren't koala bears actually bears? Because they don't meet the koalifications. That's pretty good.

Come on. That's good. Judges? Bobby? I go Bobby. I'm going to go Lauren. I like Lauren. Two to one.

I win. Thank you. Thank you very much. All right. Lauren, I'll go first this time since you won that one. You ready? Why did the Clydesdale give the pony a glass of water? Because he was a little horse.

He's so dumb. Get it? Yeah. Clydesdell's a big hole. Okay. All right, Lauren, you're up with your joke. Go ahead. What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Glastrophobic. No! No! I didn't like that day. That's terrible. Clascaux. No, she did say, whatever, I'm not judge.

Yeah, yeah. Amy? Claustrophobic. Eddie? No, I like yours, Bobby. Lunchbox. Oh, definitely. Clostrophobic.

Oh, come on. Yes. She should have said, Claus. Clas. Terphobic. Right. Okay, listen.

You're the standard of medians. She's learning. So, I mean, you've got to get her a little bright. She's the queen of the pun. All right. Are you ready? Lauren, you're up. Give me a joke.

I like this one. Go ahead. I think I might want to end with that one. Whatever order you want to go with. How many are we doing? It's five. Okay. One to one.

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France. Debris everywhere. That's terrible. I like that. They're not going to like that one a little bit. It's cheesy. Whatever. I could do what I want.

It's my joke time. Whatever. Okay. Fine. Did you hear about the pessimist who hates German sausage? He always fears the worst. What? As in the worst.

Brought worst. Okay. No, mine was definitely. No. She was terrible. Hands down. I got that one. I like the countries, though, guys.

That was funny. Like, she went Europe, so did I. I think that. Hers was cheesy. No, but that wasn't part of the joke. Yes, it was. She stumbled into that one. I'm so confused on both jokes.

They were both terrible. Go ahead. Bree is the kind of cheese. Oh. Oh. Okay. Okay. Go ahead, Amy.

Enie, Meety Mo, Bobby. Lunchbox? I don't know. Now that I know Bree is the type of cheese? The debris everywhere. All right, debris. Eddie. Lauren and Lena, Debris.

I'm done too and nothing. Oh, no. No, you got one. Okay. I got two. Two to one. Okay. I'm up first.

What was Forrest Gump's email password? One, Forrest one. Oh, I kind of like that. Go. That's pretty good. All right. You got to match that one. I eat too much Middle Eastern food.

Now I falafel. No. All right. Amy? What? Amy, you're crazy. Lunch bucks? One forest one?

I mean, come on. You, that's easy. Bobby, one forest one. All right. Hey, I tried. I think we're tied two to two. For the championship. I don't have a good joke left.

Look over your papers. I'm going to look over my. We both brought some in. Let's see. Gotta go with the final one. Oh, no. Bring it, guys. Come on. This is the hardest round yet. The most dramatic joke yet.

I wrote down like 30 jokes. Come on, bones. You're the stand-up dude. I didn't write these. I took them off. He neither. We stole these off the internet. Oh, okay. This is a good one. I see it.

Okay. Okay. first. I believe, is she first or mine? I don't believe she's first, right? No, because you wanted. I think it's ladies first. I think it's how the... Uh-uh. No. Well, I'm a gentleman, so that's how I do today. Yeah, me, tell me a gentleman, ladies first. I'm not going,

swearing. It's a weird one when we just sit here. This is a good joke. Okay, remember that as I go first. I remember that I was gracious. Okay. I got to know my competition. You know, I asked a Frenchman if he played video games. He said he did. We.

Oh, I can beat that We. I get it. Hey, come up. Hey, I don't think she needs to go. I don't think she needs a goat. I said, we. Yeah, Lauren, go ahead.

I don't know. Go ahead. Hornelena with her final joke for the championship. Come on, Lord. Commit. Just on the delivery. Okay. I'm going to be better than that.

Let the judges be the judge. Is that the joke? No. Why, what's it already funnier than his? Just remember all this. Go ahead. Go ahead, Lauren. Okay.

Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness? Oh, that's sad. I don't like it. I don't like how this makes me feel. He pussed away. No, he pusted away. Guys, there's no way you can give her that. There's no way you can give her that.

He passed away. No way you can give her that. Give her that. Lunchbox. Can you do a redo for both of them? No, no, no. Lunchbox, give it. Who do you have? Oh my gosh. I'm cracking up.

Lauren, that was terrible. Bobby. Amy. Oh, man. I feel like, sorry, Lauren. I love your song. It's okay. Yeah.

That's okay. Sweet. Oh, dude, sweet. Bobby. In my defense, you guys gave me my jokes. We gave me pages and pages. I got headed. This one page.

Let me give me your page real quick Guys, you want to hear Joe? Yes, yes Please I see one We're giving one about a Reading one rare Here we go

Okay You know I'm taking part In a stair climbing competition Guess I better step up my game Oh That's my name What do you call a cow with a twitch Beef jerky

Oh That is hilarious That was on the street That's the best joke I've heard all day Why is it hard to have a party In space Why? Because you have to plan it

Party player! That's why I'm the champion of Loyola Landis! In your face, take the paper wine. Wait, Bobby, come, don't be obnoxious. Oh. Like, it's not like... No, when you win, you're supposed to be obnoxious. That's the point of winning.

What's up, Bobby? All right, Lauren Elena's here still. Get up. No, don't. Don't take Amy's off. Amy has to work... What? I learned that from someone we used to work with. Whatever. It doesn't mean you can say it.

I think she should. No. No, not on air. We had Amy's one telling dirty jokes. Lauren Elena and I just do like the clean joke off and Amy's over here slamming dirty jokes. Chris Rock over here. Hey, Chappelle, take a breather, okay? Lauren Elena's here, by the way.

Congratulations on everything. Thanks. It's crazy to go from, I'm about to put out a single to here you are. It's like number one push week, huh? Yeah, I don't, yes. It is, I'm in shock. I don't even know what to do about my life right now. Everyone's like, are you so excited?

And I'm just, I'm not. I'm like in shock. I am excited. What was the most exciting part? Because road less travel is going to hit number one. What was the most exciting time of this whole process for you? Oh, probably when we went top 20. Yeah, because it felt like it was actually a real thing.

Yeah. It was just when I suddenly realized my song's on the radio, you know? because all of my other singles had, I think we had one go top 30 and the rest of them didn't. So when I got the call that we went top 20, it was like a big, really big deal for me. And since you wrote this song, you're going to get paid too. Like, it's a different level of money.

Money, money, money, money. I mean, I even have that song ready because I knew in my heart you were going to do that. I know you so well. So bad. Yeah. So really, though, like, you're going to make some money off this. I'm going to buy a house.

That's awesome. That's what I want to do. Buy a house. Be a responsible adult. You're so much older than you really are. Because you are, in real life, what are you, 14? I'm 22. Then you're going out of like six or something?

I was 15 on Idol, yeah. And there's a really good bobby cast to Lauren and I, just sitting at the house for like an hour and a half. We wouldn't be able to have a long-form conversation like this here, but you can listen to that. I'm really proud of you. Thank you. Thanks. I'm pumped. Yeah.

What are you going to do to celebrate? Oh, I want to have a onesie party, number onesy party if it goes number one. I want my number one party to be a onesie party. Like, I want everyone there in a onesie. They'll come. Would you come and wear a wazoo? I came to your party in a tutu, so I would come to a onesie. Will you come to my number one party in a onesie?

If it goes number one? If it's like a human party, not an industry party. Okay, well... Does that make sense? Yeah, there will be humans there. No, you don't understand what I'm saying. No, I do. Your birthday party was this a party?

Yeah, I'm going to have to. Okay, good. Parties. Industry party I'll probably not show up to. If you have a real one, I'll be there. Couldn't do too cool for school. No, no, no, because... It's fine.

No, that's not why you just have to go to sleep. It's not going to be late. I go to sleep early, too. He wants you to have, like, a brunch. My birthday party was at 6 p.m. On a Sunday night. A school night. 6 p.m.

on a school night. Do you go to school? Well, on a work night. We don't get to have your lifestyle. We get to wake up in the morning. This morning? No, no, no, not this morning because you have all the press stuff to do, normally. Oh, eight.

No, that would be so nice. What? I've been at five hours by the time you wake up. Ooh, no way. I know. I go to bed when you get up. Just kidding. Congratulations.

A lot of people do. Thank you. You're not proud of you. Thank you. I'm like, what am I going to do with myself? We're going to play Road Lus Traveled And this song is going to be number one And next week when I do

Hey guess who's number one It'll be you So that'd be really cool Oh my gosh Hope you have a great weekend And Sunday when it hits That'd be a real special moment for you Because I know you've been through

Six, seven songs Yeah This is, you finally cracked through Man, it's taking you forever age 22 That was good Thank you All right There she is Lauren Elena

Bye bye everybody This is the Bobby Bones Show You watch big little lies Yeah, episode one, at least the first one, yeah. That's the home when Nicole Kevin and Reach Brotherpoon. Yep, on HBO. That's the one where we're doing the skinny.

It would be like, Keith Ehrman comes home and Nicole Kevin's beat up and he's like freaking out. Yeah, yeah. And it's all from the show and her marriage. So is it good? Episode one, I'm going to keep watching it. My husband watched it with me because I was told it would be something we would enjoy together. And he's already been like, you know what? I'm going to go ahead and let you have this one.

And we'll, you know, we have our shows we watch separate, our shows we watch together. and this one I'll be watching alone. What's the separate shows? Oh, separate shows. He kind of has abandoned me on Scandal. He doesn't watch Walking Dead. Oh, I know. I don't know.

Walking Dead, it may have jumped to Shark, really. It's my favorite show and I might be over it. But all these years, he's never watched one episode with me. This is us, but I just think because he hasn't really gotten into it. He's gone so much, so it's hard. But shows I say for him are like Blacklist and Homeland and billions and stuff like that. Lunchbox, give me one show that you watch together, one show you and your wife watch separate?

I watch Shameless by myself and together. Oh, I mean, just one. Survivor. You guys are a real reality TV couple, right? Like all that real world stuff. The challenge. Modern family. Lindsay and I have watched, we're almost done now

with all nine seasons at the office. Yeah. And you've got to think 20%. We've watched basically 200 episodes of the office together. I know. She sucked it up. I was like, this is my favorite show of all time. and she watched every episode with me.

And we're almost done. And so that's it together. But this is us. We only watch together. If my husband's into that, I will go back and watch all of it with him. And at the end of every show, she does the same thing. What? She'll grab my hand.

As soon as it goes into the credits, where I goes, da-da-da, she'll squeeze and go, oh. And I'm like, I know it's coming already. So I put my hand over like, here you go. Oh, my goodness. That's cute. I need to have that moment. I'm going to make my husband watch. Yeah, I mean, she loves it.

I like this to this a lot. It's not my favorite show, but yeah, I like it a lot. It actually is so, like, so positive and... Heartwarming. Without being hokey. Yeah. And it's a fine line to walk, and I feel like it does walk that. You're right.

And I think that's why it's so successful. If you can be positive and not be Mr. Rogers, there's a real... There's something there... Right, but they address real-life issues that aren't necessarily all like, woo-hoo, that's awesome, but yet it's just got this warm feeling about it, where you're like, I can relate to that. I like... This is us a lot.

Yeah. By myself I mean I watch I mean pretty much everything Do you download or do you We are like Hulu, Netflix And if I have to have to download I will But most of the time I try to find a way to watch it

You guys are crazy, it's called DVR I travel so much I know but I can't DVR on an airplane So I watch designated Survivor by myself That'd probably be the show that I watch Yeah So I guess I'm not gonna check out this show if your husband doesn't like it. Big little lies?

Well, you know, y'all are a little different. He does pass out of blood and I don't. No, I just, I don't know, I guess. Can we stop bringing that up? You're the one, hey. I know. You're the one that sold him out. You sold him out. You said he sees blood and passes out and goes, boom-d-doomed. I know.

You called him a sissy. No, I did. No, I did it. I did. I did not. Yeah, we'll leave it there. I want to bring Mike D. our phone screener in the studio and he's got two Vegas chips with him.

Now, Mike D and I went to Vegas for the ACMs. He had never been to a casino before. It was first time. First time, yeah. And everybody pulled their money, and I took the money and put it on red. Boom, and we all won. And I said, Mike, this is everybody's money. Be sure to keep it.

It was the chips. And he didn't know any better. He brought the chips bag. Yeah. Are you going to keep rubbing this in that we have? No, no. I'm making sure that's another story. Hey, Mike, come over by me for a second, because I don't want them being.

Because what I have in my hand here, we have two options. I'll take me, I, I have a little something. Okay. What is that? Yeah! Yeah! Oh! This is the cash in it?

This is the cash that I will spot you guys. Okay, you'll front the money. Yeah! Woo! Okay, let's see. Ray, how much do I need to give you? 200. Okay, there you go, buddy. Wait a minute.

Whoa! Now, here's a deal. Man, because... You just dangled a carrot in front of them. Yeah! This is a... This is something I don't have to do. This is a favor.

No, but you're kind. Well, well. Cool your jits. I don't have to do this. This is a favor. I will agree to give you guys your money and then I'll find a way to get those chips back cash. Okay. But you're all going to owe me one.

Oh, you want what? Who knows? No, I'm out. Keep the money. Ray, what do you think? All owe you ones? No, Ray, what are you doing? I don't give a rip.

$200 for you. Yeah. I don't give a real. $200 for you. Ray got paid. Amy? How much would you like? I'll wait. Yeah.

Don't do it. My dad used to do this to me growing up. I don't want to play the... I have to do something crazy with these. There's nothing crazy. You never know what it's going to be. It's just going to be if I need a favor. You'll owe me one.

You need a favor. I love just doing things for you anyways. By the way, you have $200, but you owe me $40 of this. True. So why don't you take it and you'll just owe me a little favor. Who knows? Sometimes maybe like, hey, you owe me one. Don't forget.

Hey, take your money. Okay, no, I don't want it. Last chance. may never get it. Why? Mike's gonna go back. No, he's not. Mike is not going going back. Somebody's going back. Okay, last chance. Eddie, how much do you have you? 200. Let's box. How much you up here?

400. All right. So, John! Take it! Lunchbox! Hey, you're my boy. Hey, you're my boy. Hey, that's what I'm like, don't let them talk to it. You're my boy, dude. All you got to do is, all you got to do. Hey, hey, I got an idea. I got that idea. You said, oh, you won. I let you guys say.

I got an idea. Look, yeah. I never get to be in like in those secrets in the circle or anything like that. Let this one be like one. We're like, oh, they all have to owe you something. And we're just cool. No, no, wait a go. It's cool. You owe me one?

Not a chance. $400. It's not a chance. I owe you nothing. Oh, you fooled him. I like that lunch. So nobody else wants their money. I don't want it.

Eddie, I'm shocked right now. Eddie. This is a life lesson. Don't ever fall for the money. Eddie, I thought you were desperate for your time. And Amy owes me one. Wait. I don't owe you one.

I didn't take the money. Okay. Well, Mike, me, here you go. Please hold this and I'll take it back after the show. Bobby, are you confused? Did you think I took the money? I don't know. Because I didn't.

Okay. So what's Ray going to do? I don't know. I don't know. Thank you, Mike, Dee. Bobby, you're crazy. Can I take the money? Yes, you should because I would never make you anything crazy.

Mikey, give me the money. You're going to be waiting a while for that money. You guys are going to be waiting a long time. Hey, give Amy her. I'll take it. There you go. Hey, Amy Lever and everyone. Hey, I don't want to own my buddy a favor?

Yeah. Yeah. Question. Yeah. Give me the. chip. And I'll give me 100. Give me one of the chips. That's not how it works. Mike's got the chip. I mean, that's pretty genius. There's no negotiations here.

He has the chips. Wow, y'all. I mean, this is weird. I'm looking right now at two Benjamin's. Guys, you realize that we won this money fair and square. Mike can't hold five chip hostage. Wow. It's not your chip. It's not your chip. Who's is it? Right now, I guess it'd be Mike D's. Okay, fine. I got it. Give me my $100 back. I want out. No, that's not how much. This is too much.

Now you're holding my money hostage. My money. My hard-earned money. I was going to spot you guys the money. That's nice to be, Bobby. Out of the niceness of my heart. Okay. But Ray and Amy owe me one, you guys don't have your money.

All right. Call back in a minute. Matt Overton, who works on the show now. A couple weeks, he's jumping out of here. He's got to go back to the NFL, place for the Colts. But we were talking about relationship goals. I don't even say that. But he does.

And he's a much bigger dude than me, so I just kind of go along. And your question was, Who are relationship goals in country music? Is that what it was? Well, at the ACMs. There was a, Sam Hunt had a moment. Thomas Wrett had several moments. Tim and Faith.

You and Lindsay. We don't really have a moment on screen. No, but red carpetish. Pictures. So who are the relationship goals in country music? Because I think Matt brought up a good point. When we think about this, and you can use any of them, but let's go around the room. And if yours is used, get off of it.

Okay? You got to go to somebody else. Wow. Yeah. Yeah. Get off of it. Yeah, get off. We got to see how many

we can get, though, that we really believe in. Amy. Keith and Nicole. First round of draft pick, Keith and Nicole. Yeah. Lunchbox?

Dang it. I got to get off of it. I'm going to go with... Oh, my friends, Tim and Faith. That's a very, very, very strong one. Yeah, and they were good friends of mine. Eddie?

I like Thomas Redd and his wife, Lauren. That's legit. We're still on it a bit. Who would I go with it? probably I'm not thinking that yet.

Go ahead. What up? Bobby and Lindsay. No, I can't pick myself. Oh. Oh, okay. Well, Oberton,

do you have anybody else in mind that you're thinking? Uh, is that's only three couples that we know? Blake and Glenn? No, there's more? Blake and going,

a lot more. Blake, I feel like, because producers are telling Blake went to like heated up on set. I know. I don't know if I trust that. I don't, so I don't put that one there.

Karen and Jimmy? Oh, that's a good one from a little big town. Yeah. That's a good one. But, What I'll say what about Blake and Gwen is that I did go when we were doing a show together

and she was sitting in his lap and there were no cameras around like they were really like into it so maybe I kind of retract my statement because I've seen that be real. All right. When no cameras around. Karen and Jimmy, that's from a little big town. So does the, do both of them have to be in the line? At least famous in some way.

Carrie and Mike. That's a good one. That's a great one. Guys is nailing you guys. You guys want me to just hang out all day? I got one. I got one. Go ahead, Eddie.

Luke and Caroline. Yeah, but she's not Doesn't matter. They're in love. Well, I know I was about to say Dirk's and Cassidy, but Cassidy's not in the spotlight. Nata? Do you have somebody? I said Blake and Gwen. Matt Overton?

I like the Sam Hunt thing because it's been a big mystery for a while. But his girl's not in. No, she's, yeah, you're right. But they're in love. But my problem with her is... I like Tim and Faith. It took her six weeks to give her that number. And I'm like...

Six and come on. Yeah, but... You got a war for it, man. It's fine. She has hips like honey. Can I say... She has braids in her hair. She knows.

Ray and Bay. Yeah. See, that's good. She's not in the spotlight. You put her in the spotlight. It doesn't matter. She's out tweeting and you're like retweeting her. And so are we missing anybody?

Let's see. Oh, come on, guys. Bobby and Lindsay. Guys, go. Who is the gun of country music? Garth and Trisha. I thought you're waiting for the big crescendo when you were going to do it, but you were just like.

That was too easy. I can see the forest in the trees, man. It was right in front of my face. All right. There we go. Relationship goals. If there's anybody we're missing, go to our Facebook page and let us know. Hey, I'll tell you what Matt Overton's been bringing the topic lately. Like, this radio career, dude, when you get cut this year, you just come back. Whoa, holy cow!

Don't say that! Golly! That's like break a leg, dude. Do you think about that? That's like break a leg. Yeah, every year you can get cut, dude. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's no guarantees. So if it happens, come on back. No, I want to play as long as, I mean, don't get me wrong. This thing is great, and I love it, and thank you the opportunity. and start having your own show at some point.

This is like intro level for you. Yeah, I mean, but I want to play as long as I can, man. Yeah, we're done with that. You're going to back. We'll see in a few weeks. All right. It's the Bobby Bones Show. Gonna go.

Hope you have a great weekend. I'll be in Boston tonight doing stand-up comedy in Northampton. Tomorrow night. Amy's got her adoption shower tomorrow. Yeah. That's getting so real. So real. Crazy.

Lunchbox has got a nap or something. Yeah, I'll be napping. That's about it. big plans? No, that's it. Eddie? I'll be watching the Masters all weekend, man. Because you got money on it. Gambling. Who are we rooting for just so we can help you out? Anyone you want. I have just a group of players

that I'm betting for. Anyone you want to... Jordan Spee. Is a good one? Let's go with that. We'll root for him for you. All right, thank you. Have a great weekend Monday when we come back. It's a world premiere. A new Raging Idiots World Premier. Okay. I love those days. You're going to love it.

Yeah, you've heard Body Like a Backroad, right? That's my jam! Yeah. Y'all did a parody to that? Yeah, we did. No, we already did it. We already wrote it. We're going to perform it live on my name.

Okay, I love it. I love anything to do with Body Like a Back Road. Good, because this one's called Bodies Feeling So Old. Yeah. It's about getting old. Yeah, it's about getting older. Body's feeling so... Yeah.

Okay, I feel it. I feel it. We'll do that Monday. Thank you guys. Have a good weekend. Thanks for being here with us all day today. Go to iTunes and search. Bobby Bones show.

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