The Bobby Bones Show - Luke Bryan In Studio + Amy Needs Parenting Advice + Forever Keepsakes

Episode Date: December 8, 2017

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Come on, boy. Good morning and welcome to Friday show. Good morning. See you. Morning. Lunchbox has the morning corny a little later. He spent last night looking for the perfect joke because Amy lost it yesterday. I mean. Terrible joke.

Terrible. In your opinion. That's right. So Lunchbox has the morning corny later on, the dance parties. You know, we talk about things sometimes that people will get on the phone and just wait. And yesterday I was telling the story about how I saw a mom with her baby and she had to reach into her grocery cart. And so she put her baby on the hood of the car, reached in. And then we got a baby and everything was fine.

But I was like, is that a bad parenting move? And so Cindy is on in Rogers, Arkansas. We're talking about the baby on the hood. Cindy, thank you for calling. Thanks for what's going on. Hey, good morning. Good morning. You heard the story.

What do you think about that? I think it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard in my life. In your life? I mean, okay, use your head. You do not put a baby on a car, period. Yeah, I felt like it was weird. But again, I don't have kids. So who am I to judge?

But I assume you do have kids? I have two grown kids and I have grandkids. So you are someone to judge. So you say it's quite dumb. Yes. What if the hood's flat? It doesn't matter. Okay.

Because the hood wasn't flat. I was like, that baby's going to roll off there. And it didn't roll off there. It doesn't matter if the hood is flat or not. Yeah. You either leave the baby in the car seat to do whatever it is you had to do or you hold on to the baby.

You don't put it on the hood of a car. I like that. What are you doing? You go today? I'm on my way to work, actually. Yeah? What do you do for a living? I work for an appliance company.

I'm their customer service representative. I like that. You seem like a pretty friendly person. Like I would call, you'd treat me right? You'd probably hook me up with a discount if someone's broken, right? I absolutely would for you, Bobby. Damn. What do you do?

Like blenders? I can use a blender. No, we do big appliances, you know, like refrigerators, stoves, washers, dryers. Dang. I'm good there. but I'm a member. Hey, save her number because something breaks down, Ray. Okay. All right, no, I'm just planning.

I'm not going to call you home. But I appreciate you call. I appreciate you. Thank you very much. Appreciate you, Bobby. All right, Cindy. Thank you. Bobby Booms.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. This Bosu Body Bar restaurant, they found a way around the rule that you can't feed the homeless with the leftovers. Because the rule is you can't just take food at the end of the night and go, okay, everybody, come get the free food. And so what happens is when the shifts are over employees take out these brown paper bags of food that's given to them and they leave them on the street for homeless people in need.

They say, quote, when we close the doors for the day, we promise to leave bags of food outside. They're not breaking the law. No. They're not passing it out. No. The employees get free food. And so what they choose to do with it is they put in a bag and they leave it out there for people who need it. Genius.

It's a good way to work around the system right there. I see you. Blowing out birthday candles lead to a 1,500 percent, increase. increase in bacteria on cake. Now, I only read this because, holy cow, I've been saying this for about years. All my life. There's no chance I ate a birthday cake with someone blows on it. I mean, but surely in your life you have.

And you've been fine. I'll watch. No, no, no, no. So you're telling me somewhere in your life, you've never had a birthday cake where someone was blown out to candles. Not that I watched it, no. Okay. Never have I watched someone spit into a cake and ate it. I don't mind.

I will, and if they're passing it out, I don't know. If they're passing it out, I'll go for a birthday. part where I don't think that it's like touched on the very, very side. Oh, it's gone everywhere, buddy. Bobby's like digging under the bottom of the cake. That's the whole top off. But the thing is, I've been saying this forever. You have. Think about a six-year-old

and when he... Ew, I just saw it came out of your mouth and you're 37. Exactly. 37. But if you were blowing out candles, do you think you would spit? I don't think you would. I think it naturally comes out. You're still blowing things. Like, it's still... It's still gross. Yeah.

A new study out of Clemson says that It's a 1500%. And sometimes, like, if it really goes crazy, it's 14,000% increase. That's pretty cool. You pretty much is eating their tongue, like on their birthday cake. Like, here you go. Have some cake and some tongue. How you feeling about this?

Would you want your husband to wear some sort of engagement ring? Because it's customary for women, too. Totally. Would you want him to be claimed and wear an engagement ring? Yeah, you're next. So if he's proposing to me, then I have to go out and get him an engagement ring afterwards? If you're engaged. Yeah.

Do you both wear an engagement ring? No, I'm fine with just me wearing it. He doesn't need to wear it. He doesn't need... I don't need him to wear it to know that he's my fiancé, you know? And then people are going to be like, I'm just picturing my husband handling this. They're like, oh, so are you married? No, I'm just engaged.

Like, he would not wear a ring for that. Connor? Yeah, absolutely. What do you think? You wear one? Oh, absolutely not. I've been engaged for about a year and a half. And I'm getting married next Saturday, and I think it's absolutely dumb to wear one.

Oh, so you would not wear an engagement ring. If you're your fiancé said, I would like me to wear an engagement ring, because I'm wearing one. I'd like for you to also wear one to show that you're engaged. You would say no? Absolutely not. Would you dig in and say, because you're saying absolutely. What if it was really important to her? Because I'm not married, you know, and nothing's going on my hand until we're married.

Wow. But my sister actually got married a few months ago, and her fiancee wore one. And I gave him a pretty hard time about it. No, no way. It sounds like it. So I'm pretty sure he still didn't like me to this day. Connor, appreciate you, buddy. All right, thank you.

Let's go over to Meredith. Meredith in Cedar Rapids. Hey, Bobby. What do you think about this? Would you want your man to wear an engagement ring to? No, not really. My now husband, we just got married a month ago. We had a long engagement for two years.

And since we've been married, he's been hit on more times than when we were engaged. Okay, so you're saying the ring brings on the hits. Wow. And if you're not married, the hits can equal not getting married. Exactly. Oh, the ladies love him now. I can't keep him off him.

Meredith, let me ask you a question. Do you like the dad bod or the fit bod? I like the fit bod, but I don't think my husband knows that because he's starting to go straight to dad bod mode. That's kind of what I think. Most people, they just don't want to say it. Really? is just convinced that women love Chubb.

No, the world is changing. They love Chub. They love Chub. He's like if they get to choose, they would choose Chub over abs. Totally. In your mind. Yes. Not about his heart. All that's out. Softness, not tightness. And you don't think that's anything to do with you?

No, I don't know. It's just the world. Oh, okay. Time for positivity here on Friday. It's all about the good news. Tell me something good. Amy, tell me something good. I love these stories about professors supporting their students that also happen to be moms or even single moms,

which there's a professor at Texas A&M, and the student emailed him like, hey, don't have a babysitter, not going to be able to make it to class today. And he was like, no, no, you're making it to class. Bring your baby. And so he basically watched over the baby during class. The thing is, probably had a babysitter. He just didn't want to go to class.

And the professor's like, mm-mm. No, she was, she posted about it because she was super grateful. She's someone that wanted to get her education. I'm just kidding. Yeah, I know. I'm just kidding. But shout out. Plus, I went to text A&M.

Whoop. There you go. Dr. Henry Musama. I'm sure you nailed that. Yeah. I bet Dr. Henry Musima. I was listening right now going, wow. Shout out to me.

You're nailing my name. Lunchbox. 50 kids in Brooklyn got the surprise of a lifetime when they show up to the first day of school. And there was brand new bicycles waiting for them. Wow. Schwinn and Mungoose. They have a little charity organization and they donated the 50 bikes. That way the kids would have a way to get to and from school and they put little bells, ding, ding, ding, ding.

Wow. Do you guys know Schwins from Bozo? No. You can win a new Schwinn bicycle if you get the sixth cup? I don't know. No. Bozo the clown? Yeah, and you would do the cup, you throw the ball in the cup, and if you made it to six, you won $50 in a new Schwinn bicycle?

No. I wonder if any of the listeners know what I'm talking about, watching Bozo. Nah, whatever. So how about this? These identical twin sisters. they have babies four hours apart they were pregnant at the same time

they learned their due dates were actually 13 days apart and they were like what if our babies are like close together because again they were close sisters what if our kids grew up together and so they were planning to have their babies at different hospitals

but when one of their due dates came and went she was induced and her other sister the due date happened and she was having her baby for real and so they had the babies and they're in two rooms right next to each other

Wow. Crazy, huh? That's the definition right there of twins, like, doing everything the same. Which is weird that raise a twin, because, like, they don't do anything. Raymond or producer? Yeah, I don't even know that he knows the brother. We talk maybe twice a year. His twin.

But sometimes do you feel like if he's going through something, do you feel something because he's your twin? No. Nothing. It's made up. Who do you feel closer to, like, Eddie or your brother? Eddie? I talk to Eddie every single day. But I'm talking about, like, in your heart.

In your heart. I mean, I haven't been with my brother in the same room in 15 years. I mean, he's just a guy I talked to on the phone. Twin brother. Twin brother. Wow. The Bobby Bones show. All right, lunchbox has this story, but we're going to play.

Is it Fake News? Congrats to 10-year-old Vanessa Bruxton on making it into the Guinness Book of World Records. She is from Alabama, 10 years old, and she became the youngest woman ever to get her pilot. license. She's been flying since the age of seven with her dad. Okay, so you have a 10-year-old with a pilot's license. Fake news. I think it's real. Really? You can have a pilot's license at 10?

She can only fly certain planes. Did I leave that out? Now he's getting so specific that I feel like you've been messing with us. I don't care what you're flying. Is you flying a drone? Because that's about all she can fly. So you're going fake news. I just do not see how a 10-year-old could have a pilot's license. I think a 10-year-old can get a black belt. And a pilot's license.

What? You're crazy. I'm going real news. Fake news. Lunchbox, I'm going to real news. What is it? Open up the Guinness Book of World's Records. You will not see Vanessa.

It's fake news. That was fake news. You got me, AIM. Yep. The Bobby Ball Show. You and Courtney Kardashian are a lot of light. Yeah. She's a little wacko with her food stuff and things around the house.

I know. I know this about her. She doesn't have a microwave. She swears against them. She's like you. She's like no microwave. But they've proven that microwaves don't do anything bad. Is they?

And I don't believe them. I know it's like Dr. Oz and Harvard and people that we like, I also do like to credit for things. But not this. And you don't think you'll get any sort of heating device when your kids move in. No. No. I mean, I have an oven and I have a stove top. Doesn't your husband get so annoyed every time you have to warm something up, they have to put it in the oven.

Yeah, he has to put it, like for his coffee, he has to pour it from the cup into a pot. pot, turn the stove on, heat it up, and then pour it back into a cup. It's really, he's used to it, honestly, because we haven't out of microwave for a while, but it's when we have guests. They're just used to, like, my sister. She's like, what? And then she's got her

four kids, and she was like, she sells me the same thing. All this is going to change when the kids come. And I'm like, no, it's not. Which just makes me make it not want to change. When people tell me that, I'm like, okay, fine. I'll show you. Are you sure your husband doesn't have a microwave, like, back in another part of the house that we don't know about?

like a secret closet. That would be hilarious if he did. That would be funny. I don't know. I haven't found it. He'd be in trouble, though. Isn't there some sort of things that you don't feel

that you don't feel like when these kids come? I'm going to spend all your time putting stuff in the oven. They'd be like, feed me. Do you ever use a toaster for like toast? Yeah, but I don't think that. No. So you plug it into the heat.

That's like me using my curling. It's different. It's different. I don't know about that. Y'all y'all are trying to tell me a microwave is the same as a toaster. I'm trying to say you don't really know about any of them. I'm trying to say, I don't know. Do you use a cell phone to get up to your head?

Yeah, and I should not. Okay, but you do. No, you're not. Stop it. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Florida.

A 26-year-old woman went to her ex-boyfriend's house because she wanted her teddy bear back. All right. She knocks on the door and says, I want my teddy bear. You have it inside. He says, no. She goes, okay. He closes the door. She lights the house on fire.

What? But how? She poured some gasoline? Oh, my goodness. He got out, but the house... Did the teddy bear make it? Teddy bear, complete loss. Oh, man. I can't believe she'd burn his house now.

There was more to it than the teddy bear, right? We all agreed that there's more to it than just a teddy bear. I don't know. Sometimes women just... Nah, come on, more than teddy bear theft. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. We're going to need some callers to give us some advice here.

Amy was at Target yesterday and you see a kid just going crazy, right? Screaming bloody murder. He wanted like a specific toy or something and the mom was like, no. I mean, that's not what we're here for. You're not going to get it. And I feel like if she would have just gotten it, kind of would have ended up. I know. I'm not saying that.

I'm not saying it was the right thing to do. But it was so loud. It was so loud. I was about to be like, look, okay, I'm just going to go by. But obviously, yeah, as a parent, sometimes you just have to like stand first. and I know that my day is coming with that where I'm going to have to just be like, no, you cannot have that.

And my child is going to be screaming and I'm trying to run errands in public and it's going to be embarrassing and I'm just going to have to move forward like nothing's happening because I got to get out of there. And I don't know. How do parents do it?

Like, what's some advice? Like, this woman, oh, my heart went out to her. Amy's at Target and she's his five-year-old. Boy, girl. Boy. Throwing a fit because the mom won't get him the toy. And so she's like, what do I do? Amy's got two kids coming.

Deidre, please give us some advice. So my advice on this is I have a two-year-old and you have to decide, do you want your child to kind of be a jerk in that moment and throw a fit? Or do you want to raise an adult that throws fits because they want people to give in to them? So it's short-term pain for long-term success. Isn't that all life is? Man, it's a lot of short-term pain. Sometimes long-term pain, though, be honest with it. you.

But that's, so that's what I think. You have to decide. Do you want, because then when you give in that one time, well, then they know, hey, if I throw the other good off bed, I can have it. Yeah. I feel like I have to do that with lunchbox sometimes. What? Yeah, what?

What do you mean by that? Yeah, elaborate. Because if I give them something like that, like every once in a while, like, you have to curse a minute ago. Yeah. Now he's going to think. Now he's going to think he's going to do it all the time. So true.

Because he wants to do it again, he's like, can I curse on all my jokes? And I'm like, no. That was the. thing. Oh, you're saying you get... Yeah. Hey, Nicole in Richmond, Virginia. Good morning.

Good morning. Thank you for calling. What do you think about this? I give in, and I am not proud of it, but Walgreens, three-year-old, screaming, you know you have a cart full of stuff you have to get, and you buy the Ninja Turtle beanie hat with the little pumping ears on the side that flap, and it makes it all go away. I'm not proud of it, but it's all that's all that. it.

So what do you think Amy's going to do? Oh, God, I love Amy. That's a preface for something that's not a pleasant, by the way. Go ahead. I think at first he'll probably give in just because, you know, first time mom, and I think it's okay. You've got to figure out kind of the waters and then you'll know as they get older, like, okay, you'll know when you say no, it's no.

Like, we're not getting this and that's it. But I think at first, yeah, it'll be sometimes she gives it, and that's okay. Nicole, thank you for your call. I appreciate you. Thank you. Let's go over to Leslie in Florida. Leslie, thank you for calling. You have a five-year-old?

I do. I have a five-year-old daughter. And anytime we go to the store, especially Target, actually, that's her place. And she will ask for a toy, and I tell her no. And when she doesn't get her way, she just sits in the cart with a look on her face and her arms folded like a spoiled brat, which makes no sense because she has not ever been an entitled child. So I don't know where she gets it from, but she does not get her way.

And she knows not to throw a fit in public or I will take her outside and thank her butt. What's your advice to Amy, who's about to be a new mom? Say, you know, if the child has done something good, like, you know, if you have a chore list or something, get them to toy as a reward instead of money or but if they're throwing a fit just because they want something that's not the way to act about it they have to earn it boom yeah that's what I'm saying boom you gotta earn Amy's gonna just give them all the time to keep it from crying

no no you think I have no backbone that's what you're saying to them I think it will see it's gonna be hard Amy TBD the Bobby Bones Bobby Bones show Someone tells Amy, hey, in your neighborhood, lock your doors because people are walking around checking locks. And if your doors open, they're stealing stuff. So I'm like, hey, lock your doors because a little bit that's on you if somebody gets into your car.

That's why locks exist because people will steal stuff. Someone broke in a lunchbox's car. Where? Legitimately. In front of my house. In front of my house. Was it unlocked? I came out and I come around to the driver's side and I look and I look and I look and I'm

I'm like, why is there stuff stoned all on my driver's side seat? Isn't it confusing at first? Yes. Because I had my house broken into it. And it's like, wait, did I do? Did you think you did it first? Yeah, I was like, why did I leave all that stuff just sitting on the seat? And then it hit me.

I was like, someone broke into my car. Someone broke into my car. And I'm like, and I opened the, I grabbed the door handle and I'm like, it's unlocked. Oh, no. It's unlocked. You live in the same neighborhood as Amy. I know. I warned you.

No, I understand that. I always locked my door. I don't know what happened. I don't know how I forgot. But yeah, they jacked my money. Look, everything just thrown everywhere. No, that looks like your car normally. I know what you're doing.

Really good point, Bobby. They dumped everything out, and they took, like, all the change out of the console, and there was a few dollar bills in there, and they took those. They take anything important? No, that's it. They take anything with your ID on it. They take it to steal your ID? Didn't take anything else.

All they took was the money. I mean, I had a bowling ball in the back seat. They didn't take that. Oh, well, there you go. I had some jeans and some sweatshirts. Didn't take that. I'm glad nothing was taken that was important or that they could steal your identity from. Because, again, this is a lesson.

All right, lock your car doors. Because it's not people bust the windows. It's people just taking the easiest thing available. And so actually, I'm kind of happy that it happened because you learned a lesson and nothing bad happened to you. I understand that. But if they're going to break into my car, I'd rather do them that way than break my window. But there was gift cards in there. Didn't take them.

So they're idiots. But they were probably working quick, too. Oh, yeah. And they left a trail of evidence as they went down the street. There was a phone charger laying in the street. It led to his neighbor's house. It was all kinds of stuff right to the front door. Cheetos.

I hate that happen. A little bit, does it make you feel like, oh, like weirdly vulnerable? Yes, and I felt like taking advantage of it. And I'm like, what were my dogs doing? why aren't you barking? Like, come on. It was outside. Yeah, it just sounded like a normal car door opening.

Somebody just opened your car door and got in. It's like they smashed it. But again, just so PSA to our listeners, lock your doors. Yeah, lock your doors. And I grew up in a place where we never locked our front doors. We didn't have to. And we lock our car doors. But now at times are different.

It's not the good old days anymore. No. We didn't lock our doors growing up. So the past year I've spent on the road crafting my comedian skills. For years, I've been doing stand-up, but I've really focused on it. and we have a special we're doing. Like, I've spent a lot of time just working jokes and failing and hitting. You know, it's a process.

But then I don't know you could just be a comedian so easily like this guy. Police say they arrested a man who robbed a bank, stripped naked, and ran down the street because he wanted to start his career as a comedian. According to the FBI, the man decided to take off all his clothes and going to rob the bank as a bit. That's a bit. Wait, that's part of his comedy act. Yeah, he wanted to be a comedian, and he thought that that would be the best way to do it. We were told that a white male was running around naked, throwing bunny.

The dye pack explodes, and cops say this guy takes off his clothes, running down Los Olas, and just throwing money everywhere. It kind of took me a second. I was on the phone. I had to put it down. And then this lady passed me, and I asked her, I was like, was he naked? She's like, yeah, he was naked. It's like, wow, I'm surprised no one tackled him or anything. It was to be a comedian, and so, well, no more on the road for me. You start doing that lovely. But we have to see the video, right?

Like, surely there's a video of this. You don't do this unless there's a video of it. Yeah. Bobby Bones show. Yesterday's show. I said, hey, give me the first word to Friends in Old Places. And, Amy, you said it was... Blame.

Blame. Right. Blame it all on my roots. Blame it all on my roots. Okay, so I'll say, here's a song. And give me the very first word. Okay? Like these and A's and Ns don't matter as much. Okay.

Okay. So, go to you miss. Amy, are you ready? Mm-hmm. Luke Combs, when it rains, it pours. What's the first word? Oh, gosh. When it rains, it falls.

Oh, no. Amy, you're going to flood yourself in a head. Why? Why? Because it's a constant joke. Oh. Three? Oh.

Two. I. Time. Eddie, what is it? Sunday. Sunday. Yeah. Because he scared us.

Three, two, one. He scared us because he sang so loud. He's so good, but he's so intense sing so loud. I know. Dang it. Amy's been eliminated. Hit that clip, right, first word. There it is.

Lunchbox. Oh, yeah. You get the biggest song of the past five years. Body like a back road. The first word. Okay. First word. Body like a back road.

Oh, girl. Now, let me see. Oh, boy. Oh, go ahead. Three. Rubbing my hands on your shoulders. All right. What is it, Ray?

Got a girl from the south side. God. Yeah. Southside. Come on. I should have known that. Yeah. It was almost rubbing my hands on shoulders.

Ah, man, I'm close. Eddie, for the win. All right, come on. John Party, dirt on my boots. What's the first word to this song? Okay, all right, all right, all right. Oh, something about the sun. Okay, hold on, hold on.

Hotter than a sun. Hotter. Hotter. He says it's hotter. Hit it, Ray? Oh, no. Ben up since Baggedon. Who was the closest?

No, you weren't. I think I was. Can you do Carrie Underwood before he cheats? The first word. I'm going to about to do the first word of the chorus. You got to turn that down, Ray, because they mess with their heads. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Before he cheats.

Okay. You can do this. Yeah. He. No, come on. Right now. Oh, wow. You're probably still dancing with the beach blonde.

Chinat karaoke. Poochie and Nookie. Trying to get what? Hey, Eddie. What? Okay, I'm going to give me the one you'll get. Ready? Jake Owen, barefoot, blue gene night.

What's the first word? Mm-hmm. Jake Owen, barefoot blue gene night. Oh, Amy's got it. Blonde hair. No, Amy, what is it? Full moon. That's it.

A full moon. Yeah, Amy's the winner. There it is. Lunchbox, you're not even close. Oh, hold on. Anything can close at all. Yeah, but he at least no songs. He said blonde hair, not even close.

That's another verse. Okay, lunchbox. How about this one? Yes, thank you. Sam, hot, body like a back road. You just did. Oh, man. That's my point.

I just gave you this one. Oh, girl from the Southso! No! Got. Got, got it. Got it. Got a girl. Got a girl.

Oh, man. You said gods don't count. Wait, let's do one more. No, I never said gots don't count. You said ants and gotts. No, I didn't. I said, whatever. Ray not playing the hook really helps.

So, when he played it. Yeah, it really does. It throws me off. Oh, shut. The Bobby Foam. The Bobby Foam Show. You know what somebody says, oh, man, that's my worst nightmare.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I was thinking of mine. We'll go around the room. Like, what's your worst nightmare? Mine is being stuck in traffic. And I'm late to a meeting. And I can do nothing about it. That's so nothing.

That's your worst nightmare? That's terrible. Oh, my gosh. I'm on time everywhere all the time. And if it's like a big meeting or like I have to go and that's my worst nightmare. It's being helpless. Like I can't even jump out of my car and run. It's my worst nightmare.

Not being able to get somewhere on time. Worst nightmare. Amy? Mine is a spy. crawling into my ear and hatching a bunch of baby spiders and then them coming out. Really is. It's my worst nightmare. It could happen, though.

It happens to people all the time I see on the internet. Fake news. Lunch bikes? My biggest fear is just coming upon a snake when I don't expect it. And it's just lying in wait. And there I am. And I'm trapped. And it's just me and the snake.

And I can't do anything. Or by like getting bed and it's under my sheets. Just anywhere. I have these thoughts. all the time about what if I go around that corner and there's a snake? Or I'm walking the dog, mowing the grass, and here comes a snake. So, I don't want to be late. Amy doesn't want spiders and Luxbox doesn't want snakes.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Eddie, what is your worst nightmare? Producer Eddie? Mine is a home invasion with maybe like I'm napping or something and I wake up in someone's in my house like stealing my stuff. I wouldn't know what to do. Oh, that's so scary to me. What would you do?

Oh, well, I have baseball bats now. So I'd grab my baseball bat and if the kids were home, I'd tell them to grab theirs and we smack them hard. There you go. There's all of our worst nightmare. Ray, what's your worst nightmare? Sleeping in, man, and missing part of the show, being late. Yeah, that one I can understand. Whose is the scariest? Mine for sure. Mine. Yeah. Yeah. All right, Luke. Luke. All right, Luke, Luke. All right. Luke, Luke. You good? I just wooed myself. He wooed himself. I went, woo. And I'm like, well, is that legal for me to do that? Totally.

All right, Luke, let's talk about this record. The anticipation. I got a bunch of songs up here. Which one is like your pride and joy? Man, I think from top to bottom, the best song on the album is most people are good. Give me another one. You know, another one is the title track, What Makes You Country. I mean, it tells such a great story of, man, I'm so,

tired. There you go. There it is. I'm so tired of people trying to pigeonhole and put a label on what country truly is. And this tells the world that countries many things. Let me hear this. I got my dirt road cred when I was 12 on a no-camp tractor hauling in bells. Backing in boats, fishing limb lines, running bird dogs through the Georgia vines. Stepside covered down in peanut dust. Friday night Spotlight and that was us It might not have been you But I can't judge Just be proud of

What makes your country He's tapping their foot Oh yeah, no, I'm kicking my chair on you I haven't heard it on the radio yet So it's like got the sizzle on it Doesn't run in your blood Did it come from your daddy and mama Sing with the Lord

Where you converted by an Alabama song On the radio That feels so right Did you lock eyes with a little green-eyed girl from Jackson? Tell me what got you. I just got a know. Come on. Me, I got my Sunday learning in a live old church.

I hope I'm on pitch. You're nail it. You're going to be up. Waiting for the fall to finally come along so I can grab my gun and get my outside on. Stepside. That's good. Singing in the morning. See, there's not many tricks on my old voice.

Yeah, it's so good. Not a bunch of tuning and... There's been an artist in here to sing along with every song. That's the best thing to have you sing along with you as well. That's fun. How about this one right here? I like this one too. Yes.

Wind life? Yes. More green grass grows and green on dollar bells. More babies raising, raising hell. More get back up sometimes you feel. Well, I don't know it all. Okay, but I know how it feels to be. the guy that's trying to come back from behind

just trying to win life. That's a good one, man. It's good. That makes me like my... You get me some chills there. It's so fun hearing them on the radio rather than, you know, your tires rumbling on a truck

going down the honking interstate, you know. Well, it makes your country is the name of the record, the name of the song we played. How do you have to worry about anybody leaking this stuff out? I guess you always do, but it's so funny,

Man, you know, I don't even know what watermarked means, but everybody says, oh, it's watermarked, which means that there's a code with it or something. But it is what it is, man. I mean, I don't know if we'll ever get out in front of stuff getting leaked out. But at the end of the day, as long as there's an urgency for people to get it, that's what I hope's going on with my album. How about this one right here? Sunrise, sunburn, sunset repeat. This may be... It's a big man.

It's a monster. I feel like it. Like the crowd is yelling right there. Can you imagine that? That repeat, man. That's so big. The song almost needs to be named repeat. Do you picture crowds when you record songs?

Like 1 million percent. Do you what would you ask them for? Do you picture a crowd? Yes. It's so fun to imagine what they're going to do. And then you're, imagination of it is what they're doing. So it's pretty cool.

Like with light it up, you know, you felt like some people would start lighting up their cell phones and it'd be a pretty cool moment. And they do. Oh, yeah. Look at this. Man, it's been a long time. You put a record out, man. Dude, like sizzling in these headphones is like firing me up.

Yeah. It's almost like you forget why you do this. because you damn get excited and love it. Do you know every word to every song on a new record? You know, the only one, drinking again is the only one that I probably couldn't perform live right now because it'll cross you up. But that's the only one.

Yeah, I should know them all. Could you do Land of a Million Songs Live? Yes. You're always searching for a little something different to say. I wrote it. I better be able to sing it. How long ago did you write this song? You're always searching for a little something.

I think this spring, this fall. Oh, so recently. I tell you, it went down. So me and my producers, Jeff and Jody Stevens, wrote it. And sometimes you're in the trenches writing. And that writing session sends your head down another path. And I went to go get coffee. We were at my songwriting room at the house.

And I come back in and I said, boys, I just had a song idea. and I don't even know where it came from, but I said, land of a million songs, Nashville is the land of a million songs, and we need to write about how hard it is to make it in the land of a million songs. And Jeff, and I never will forget, we wrote it, and then I'm laying in the bed one morning, getting my whole sleep in because I was probably coming off the road.

And I'm sitting there listening, and I see the email of the demo come up on it. And I laid in the bed and just started tearing up and crying and called Jeff. And I was like, man, this is one of the best things we've ever been a part of. So when you can do that and it's fun stuff, fun, fun stuff. I got my dirt. What makes your country? Good to see you again, boy.

Thank you. Luke Ryan. Everybody looks at. Oh, yeah. Fish and landlines. Running bird dogs through the Georgia by. All right, talking a minute. Your favorite Christmas song.

You got to pick one. Amy, your favorite Christmas song. Mariah Carey, all I want for Christmas is you. Yeah. Man, that does make it feel like Christmas. Just hearing that. Okay, with yours. From the Santa Claus and from Home Alone.

Oh, yeah. The drifters, white Christmas. Yeah, bodo, butto. Good one. I always like this one. I like the fuck. I dream of a white Christmas. Just like the ones I used to know.

Man, that's a jam. It is a jam. And I like, I think it's a high. Good. Slave bells in the snow. This is my very part here coming up? Take a high. Then I am dreaming.

Man, that's a good one. Eddie. Oh, I'm the same thing. White Christmas, but Bing Crosby version, 1940. No, no, no, no. I think I do World War II right here. All right, everybody. All you guys overseas fighting the good fights. This is for you. Come back home safely. Hit it, Bing.

Do the fire crackling. Like a frosty beer mug. He's trying to convince us. Do you hear me selling it? Dude, I'm playing this in my mind. It's good, but I'm a little like, oh. You guys bought a crazy house party? Like,

It's Christmas. That's how I do it. I go hard. Lunchbox? Santa Claus is coming to town. Jackson 5. Hit it. Oh.

Wow. This is kind of out of nowhere a good one. Hey, Morgan number two, do you have one? You're like 12. What is it like? It's a Nile Horan. One direction. Go ahead, Morgan number 24.

I actually know it's a drummer boy by Pinetonics. A little drum. Which drummer boy? The big one or little one? Little one for the one. Little drama. For the win. They do some cool stuff.

Yeah. We can do that though. Amy, hit me with something. Give me a little white Christmas. Okay. We do what Christmas. Do I do the beat? Whatever you want.

You just started. I'm dreaming of wine, Christmas, just like the ones I used to know. The same. Yeah, the same. The Bobby-Bombo show. All right, so Amy was booking a reservation because she's taking her husband out. They're having a special night. Yeah, well, us and some friends.

So kind of a nicer restaurant, special. occasion, friends flying into town, whatnot. So I thought, hey, we're going to kind of go to one of the restaurants with, like, you know, $3 signs next to it. Oh, dang. Like, you know, when you go to Yelp, it's like $1, $2 signs, $3 signs. Well, this one had $3 signs. I'm like, okay. You know, then also I notice when I'm booking the reservation online, it says that no cell phones are allowed in the dining room.

Well, that's cool. Awesome. They don't even have one of those cute little box. It's not about being trendy and having one of those little boxes that you're you put your cell phone into. It's just like, I think they've been this way for a while. It's just their thing. Like, it's a nice restaurant and they don't want you to have your cell phone out.

Terrible. Yeah. I'm like, wait. How did I know you disagree with it? I would not be going. Yeah. And then if it is such cool food, like, don't they want people Instagramming it? They obviously don't.

They don't need it. It's so good. It's so good. Can you not take a group picture together at your table? Because they say no cell phone. Good question. They didn't say no cameras. You might have to get the disposable for that one.

Amy's hauling it. You wind it. So do you leave your cell phones in the car? Interesting. Yeah. What do you think we should do? Test it. See what they do when you have your phone?

Yeah. Get it out. Walk in and be like, here we are. Like you're shooting an instant story. We're here. See what they do. Yeah. I don't know.

I've just never seen that advertise as like a thing. I don't like the phones are bad on all the, like phones aren't bad. Yeah, phones are great. I mean, I think this, I'm not joking. This is the kind of place where I think this role was implemented even with, like, Zach Morris phones. Like the big ones or, like, the flip phones. I don't think it has anything to do with, like, technology and smartphones and people having face-to-face conversations. It's just an old-school rule.

I guess. Well, if I can't tweet, I can't eat. That's my role. The Bobby Bones show. Bones. Talk to my book editor last night. My second book. She did tell me, it's probably not going to suck.

That was her words. So that's good. Probably. Yeah, she goes, I don't think this book's going to sell. I was worried. I was really worried about that. Well, that's got to be good. They're long talk about that.

Working on the second one. Can't wait. Why do I have L.B. with the eighth grader written down? Oh, I have a clip. This eighth grader was singing. Okay, good. Because I have no idea why I wrote down lunchboxes with an eighth grader.

Okay, so it's a clip. And she wants to be her singer. And her was one of those dads. Like, oh, my daughter is really good. And so I just recorded her and I wanted to bring it in and get your opinion, like, keep chasing the dream or time to give up. Okay, so you were doing Hard Rock Cafe karaoke. Yeah, it's where a live band plays and people get up and sing.

You just want her house. Now I wasn't at her house, and she was an eighth-grade girl, and she was like, I want to be a singer, and her dad was telling me how good she is, and that was her dream. And I was like, okay, well, we'll tell you if you need to quit or keep dreaming. All right, here we go. Here is the eighth grader that lunchbox brought in. Here we go. All right, what do you think, lunchbox?

I'm one of those people that always tell those dads that they're crazy. This girl's got some talent. She needs to keep dreaming. She's got it. Like, in eighth grade, and she has that much control over her voice, she sounded like a grown-up. Like, that's good, in my opinion. And, I mean, usually I think the kids usually are really terrible.

Yeah. And parents are just nice to them. I think that kid was good. Yeah. Yeah, listen, I thought she was good. I think she should keep dreaming anyway. I thought she was good Man, I was like, whoa!

I think someone would say I don't think she's ready right now, but she can do some... Yeah, but they're eight-graders who can sing, and have record deals, but I would say, I don't think she's ready right now, but she is good. Yeah, usually when they say, oh, I'm really good, and the dad talks about how good they are,

and then they get up there, and they're like, oh, I can keep you down! And it's like, whoa. Has anyone ever sounded like that until they were good? I mean, even I don't sound that bad. Ugh. And eighth graders, how old? 14?

13. 13. Yeah, there are pop stars that are that young. I guess so. We're just a lot older now. I know.

Jennifer Garner had anesthesia from the dentist. Did you see this? Laughing gas, yeah. Yeah. They did the sad part of Hamilton

and I started crying I couldn't stop. They said, are you okay? And I said, it's so beautiful. I did a song. It was so beautiful

that Is it close so big? I'm mad at me. That's never not funny. When people are messed up on laughing guys. And their mouth is all like, because they can't feel it. It's never not funny. The farther people live from work, the less happy they are.

So shorter commutes, happier job. What's your commute? About seven minutes. Lunchbox? 11 minutes. That you guys live next to each other. Yeah, but he's a few stops signs back. Yeah.

And you've got to come to a complete. stop, and every time that adds 30 seconds. I'm about six minutes, but to be fair, we do drive when there's no one on the road because we wake up so early. Yeah, like no one on the road. You ever have a long time when you commuting? Oh, yeah. Before, my job before this, when I was in sales, I was in the car for over

an hour on my way to work and home. And sometimes if there was a bad accident, make it an hour and a half. Did you just hate that so much? Oh, it was brutal. I would think all the time, if I just lived right by work, I could sleep 30 minutes longer, or I could do this in the morning, I could do that, but I would just be sitting in my car. Shout out to everybody right now.

Sitting in their cars, yes. Sitting in their cars in the middle of traffic. Because we whine about having to wake up at three, four in the morning, but we don't have to sit in traffic. That is true. So there's that. Doctors are talking about this woman who sweats blood. Yeah.

Let me ask you a question. It's not real news. No, no, it's real. It's real. We can't start questioning everything is fake news, by the way. This is not what this is. This pair of doctors, they have this woman who was hospitalized with a condition where she sweats blood from her face and her hands.

Oh, man. Sometimes five minutes at a time. Yeah. Anytime she's in physical activity, it starts to happen. Here's the question. What? You're single. You meet her.

You hit it off. You think she's hot. She starts sweating blood. Is that deal breaker? Oh, no. I am outy 5,000. There is no chance I could date her after that. The first time I saw it, I'd be like, is that always going to happen?

Well, it's not you, it's me, and I'm moving on. You're out? I'm out. What about you, Bobby? I think it depends how much we hit it off. Like anything else. Oh, I think you're going to say how much blood. Well, you know.

I don't think it's like gushing, but it's like blood beads. Just like sweat comes out of your pores. It would look like red. That's my hat stinks for her, huh? So lunchbox has been married for how long now? A little over two years, about two years and five months. Look at you. Yeah.

How's it been going, you think? I mean, I think it's been going great. We've been crushing it at life. Yeah. Yeah, married life. So if you were giving a report card? I would say a solid, solid B-minus. Wow.

What did she say? A B-minus? That's not crushing it. That's barely making the honor roll. I didn't make honor roll that much, so I don't really know. But B-minus is pretty good. Whenever I got a B-minus on my report card, I thought I was doing it pretty well. It's all relative.

Why not an A? Like, what's missing? I mean, there's just certain things. I mean, we don't nail everything. I mean, there's sometimes we mess up and we're not perfect and we're getting better and we don't do things together all the time. You're just saying words right now. Yeah, he's right in. Like, I'm just saying, like, it's not an A plus.

Like, I mean, we get along great. What would you? What does she need to change to get it to an A? Oh, she needs to be nicer to me. Yeah. Yeah, more understanding maybe. So why don't, there are things that happen. Like, for example, Lunchbox's wife was like,

TV. Oh, was she? Yeah, because of her job and she's out talking about her new job. She's literally on the news, right? And he says nothing about it to us. Why? What do you mean? Why wouldn't you talk about it with us?

Like, that's a big thing. She's out like fronting a company and like talking about it on the news. Like proud husband. Yes. And he says, I didn't have been told to me I wouldn't have known. No way. I don't understand what I was supposed to say. Like, come in, hey, guys, my wife was on the news last night.

Bring in the audio. I'm sure you recorded it. I did record it. She was on the news multiple times. She's on the radio all the time. I mean, you want me to bring clips of her on the radio? Are you proud of her? That's great.

Oh, she's still on your thunder. That's what it is. That's it. You nailed it. He's jealous. He's like lunchbox. You're not on the news? You're not on the news.

No, here's the thing. She gets real nervous and she doesn't feel comfortable. And so she's kind of like, she's probably better than you. Wow. Sounds like she gets told her, but she's doing it all the time. Just because she's, what if we let her fill in for Amy if Amy goes to Haiti. That's a great idea Yeah, let's do it

There is no way My wife would fill in on the radio Why not? No chance I guarantee you she wouldn't She'd be too I'll ask her Oh yeah

You'll ask her But you'll go Before I hit record You better say no Oh real No She would get too nervous A lot of pressure

To be in here with a superstar You need to bring some recording Of her on TV Okay We should talk about this Because Eddie lets his kids Drink soda Yeah

And it's kind of like a reward system Amy's already shaming you. No, because he's shamed me for letting my kids jump on the bed. And now I'm like, well, great boy. That's all. Calm down for a second. Eddie has two kids. Okay, nine, four.

Which kids like soda? The old one, the nine-year-old. He likes his sodas. He's liked him for a few years now, and we've always told him no soda. But now he enjoys going to the grocery store and picking out like a two-liter of soda once a month. And that's his reward. If he's behaved, if he's had good grades, no complaints from his teachers. Let's go to the grocery store.

Pick out a soda pop. So producer Eddie and his 9-year-old will go to the grocery store and pick out a 2-liter soda. Yeah. We've been doing this for like three months now. So he's picked Mountain Dew. He's picked regular Coke. And this month he did Dr. Pepper, Cherry, Dr. Pepper. Amy, your thoughts.

I think that sounds great. I know plenty of parents that that's not what I would use as a reward with my kids. Oh, here we go. Jamie, Jamie, Jamie, Jamie. I just would jump on the bed with them. Eddie? How do you feel about soda with kids? I don't.

I know I drank, oh, I was allowed to drink soda's kid and I was hooked on diet cook big time and I know how difficult was for me to break the habit. And I don't want to put that on my kids. So hopefully I can offer them some other options so they don't have to quit it later in life. Because everyone says you should quit soda, right? Eddie, do you drink soda? No, I don't anymore. Okay. It makes you, if you're drinking a bunch of, let me, let me.

Hey, Mike D, were you drinking soda? No. Okay, never mind. All right, so, because Mike D. He lost 120 pounds. But he started by quitting soda. Oh, that's what I said.

Oh, yeah. You were drinking soda. Yeah. And you were drinking how much soda? Like, at least a couple every day. So the first thing you do is cut soda, right? Yeah. And how much weight did you drop just from soda?

30 pounds. Just from soda, he dropped 30 pounds. Wow. Right. So you think by me letting them have like a two liter a month? Like, is that a gateway to having two a day? Let me tell you how I feel. Just in general.

Yeah. If you can do something in moderation, fantastic. I don't think there's anything wrong with giving him a two liter a month. I don't, and I don't drink soda. Right.

I don't think it's good for you. But there's a lot of things that aren't good for you. Anything in moderation is okay. Okay. So we just have to watch him while he's growing up. It's just,

if it's once a month, go for it. I used to drink a three liter a day, by the way. Oh, no. Mountain dude. Mountain dude. I would go work out and drink a three later.

Me too. I didn't drink water ever growing up. all I drank was a soda with my meal. I was so dumb. I used think Sunny Delight was orange juice. That's good stuff. Yeah.

I used to take Sunny Delight and take it because they're expensive. And so I take my orange juice, Sunny Delight. And I had an old bottle and I would pour it into half and I'd have two then half bottles of Sunny Delight. Then I'd fill them both up with water and shake them. Then I had two bottles of Sunny Delight. Genius. Man, I was like, this is a shark tank back then. Eddie, I think there's nothing wrong with moderation.

Make sure it isn't more than that. All right. I appreciate it. You're welcome. Hey, you know why I'm so good at parenting advice? Because you don't have kids. Yeah. Yeah. The Bobby Boneshow.

I follow this data site called 538.com. And they did a whole story on the most rewatchable movies of all time. Like if it comes on, you can watch it again. And so here, 5, 4, 3,21. Number 5 is Gone with the Wind. I've never seen it. Number four is the Lord of the Rings series. Oof.

I watched it because everybody loved it. I really wasn't into it. it. Number three is the sound of music. Never seen it. Number two is The Wizard of Eyes. Saw, but I was like two. Yeah. And the number one is Star Wars. What? What? This is, where's, like, Pretty Woman hit? They do make the list.

Shawshank Redemption's at 8. Okay. Forrest Gump's at 11. Dirty Dancing's at 13. Yeah. So our movies start to hit a little later. Pretty Woman's at 16. The Matrix is at 19. But if there are movies on, like basically any Will Smith movie. if it comes on.

Like I always use Hitch is my example. Yeah. If Hitch is on, it doesn't matter where it is. If office space is on, I can watch that. If there's one more. The Sandlot. Oh, San Lot. Yeah.

That's not for me. Okay, it's for me. Pretty much, I say any Reese Witherspoon movie or Julia Roberts, I can sit there and rewatch it over and over. If what's on, can you rewatch it over and over? Lunchbox. Any Denzel Washington movie. I love them.

Pick one. Remember the Titans Woo! They show that one on on TV? Yeah. TBS? Do they? Oh yeah.

You'd be flipping through. There it is. You just start watching them, man. Sunshine and, you know, I mean, it's just like, woo, boy, it's such a good movie. Eddie? Oh, mine's Field of Dreams. If Field of Dreams is on, God, I'll watch it over and over.

I don't ever see that on. I don't either. But maybe we just don't notice it because we don't care. Yeah, but I've seen it. Yeah, me too. It's a good one, for sure. Raymond? Anytime Titanic's on, I'm watching at least 30 minutes of it.

That makes the list at number 14. Yeah, Titanic. The Avengers makes the list not at the very end of it at number 25. What about Devil Wars Prada? Mm-mm. No, but these are our own.

Our own's different, too. But it's like, if Friends is on the TV show, it doesn't matter where it is and what an episode or when it is. It's amazing. You can just sit and watch. Yep. And you can watch seven of them in a row.

You know what I mean? So, and I thought it was interesting. That, is there any Will Smith movie that didn't like, I started to think. Did you like Pursuit of Happiness? I loved it. I love that way. I loved it.

I don't ever see it on, but I did love it. It made me sad, though. Yeah. And they were living in the bathroom. Oh my gosh. That's a worst. Yeah. Yeah.

I was reading this article about how women feel when they see a man cry. Now, I have trouble crying, period. Yeah. Even to myself, I have trouble letting that little wall down. Does your husband cry in front of you? If he has, it has been few and far between. And I actually like it. I like showing emotion and that it's okay.

He's similar to you. Like, he doesn't, I don't think he would want people to even know that I'm saying he's ever cried. I think that, like, I feel like I have to be the strong one. Yeah. And he probably feels the same way. 100%. And he wants to be that. You're so correct in saying that.

But I think it's okay to, like, if you're sad about something, you got to get it out. They asked a bunch of women. And like 70% of women say when they see it. a guy cry, it just makes them wanting them big a hug. Like the guy shouldn't freak out. Make it your thing. I don't feel like it makes me seem weak.

I just feel like I'm looked at as the leader and the strong one and I got to keep it together for everybody. Everybody else can break. I'll be here. Yeah. Yeah. I'm the opposite.

You are. But that's why we work. If we're both over here crying, that would be bad. It's the whole thing. I'm like, I'm weak, take me, I'm crying. Lunchbox, you and your wife? She'll cry in front of me, no problem.

Yeah, but what about you in front of her? I cried in front of her, like, when someone dies, so that's about it. Yeah. I mean, there's nothing else really to cry about. Wedding, you cried to my wedding. Yeah, you cried. Hey. Yep.

Everybody, yep. Everyone at his air say, he cried, I. He cried I. That's the worst I think I ever heard. Yeah, I did not understand your voting system there because. Lunchbox is like, I take the to beat my wife. Forever. And it was awesome.

Can you hit that fake news clip before? Can you hit that fake news? That was real news. Real news. It was awesome. Guys, you guys are making things up. No, it was awesome. We were all, like our whole row was up.

Okay, okay, you want to play this game? What? You want to play this game? Stop. Bobby. I don't know if I'm undue to you. Wait, what? You know what I'm a new?

No, I don't. I don't. Okay. In L.R. Did I cry at my wedding? I believe. so, yes. There you go. I do. I believe so. Wait, there you go. I said yes. I really believe you did. Okay. I am in my heart, I swear to you,

I believe you did. Yeah, we saw tears. I didn't see tears. I was too far away, but I heard him choke up. Oh, okay. What I felt like he cried. All right. Yes. That in my heart. I can't, I just wanted to know. I can't lie in NLR. I just wanted to make sure you understood what I was asking. And for new listeners, NLR is like they're basically like, it's a secret code on how they know the other person is 100% telling the truth. And nobody else knows what it means except me and my dude over there. That's right. He tried to figure it out like not lying, really?

But it's so special it makes me want to cry. Yeah, me too. We have our own moa right now. It's funny how long we hold on to things. Our producer, Eddie, has that a credit card for 14 years, the same credit card? You got a new one? Since college. I have the same credit card since college and I finally got a new credit card that I've been waiting

for. It's the Southwest credit card. 14 years. Yeah. Man, what kind of interest were you paying on an old card? Really nothing. It was just kind of, it was really, really low because I had seniority for that card. And I feel like I didn't really want to stop using it.

And it's not like I just said, I'm going to like tear it up and I'm never used it again. I'm going to keep it, but I'm not using it anymore. And me and my wife decided that we're moving on to a new card. Like that dollar bill, like the first dollar bill you make it your business. Exactly. So around the room, what do you have that you still use that you're like, you should probably give up? Like for me, I have headphones that are almost. almost 20 years old.

And surgically, we've kept them together with tape. I mean, at least once a year, Eddie and I go through and rebuild them. I just will not let them go. I've had them for almost 20 years. And they don't even sound that good, I don't think. It's just the sound I'm comfortable with. So I've had these headphones for almost 20 years. Amy, what have you had for a long time?

I have a pair of gap boxers that are pink with blue polka dots that I've had since probably my freshman year of high school and they have holes in them and I still have them which is amazing and I still wear them and when I put them on I'm like oh why do I still? I mean the holes just keep getting bigger and bigger but I'm like

these are amazing and I don't ever want to get rid of them Watchbox. I have a Discover card from the year of 1999 my freshman year of college and I also have a pair of jeans from the Gap outlet the summer of 2000 with the seams going down the front wearing them today still in great shape, still kicking it.

Wow, you have a pair of 17-year-old jeans on today? Yep, look at them, any seem, right now on the floor. Yeah, they're definitely 17 years old. They're old. They look old, like, cool, old? No, no, no, they don't even look old. You just can tell from the style that that's from, like, a long time ago. Yeah, and you can tell they were at the outlet because sometimes there's a factory, like, or a...

Mistake. Malfuncure. Oh, you got the old sewing machine air pants. Yes, yes, yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, good on you for keeping. them, though. Ten bucks.

How often do you wear them a week? Two or three times a week. Wow. Look at this guy over here. Nobody even notices. Love it. Eric in Kansas. Yeah, how we've gone, Bobby.

What up, buddy? Long time caller, first time listener. Wait, that doesn't make sense, but I appreciate that. All right, what you got for us? You have something for us? Yeah, I just dropped off my kid, headed to work. but just wanted to ask you a question I kind of developing this dad Bob

that Eddie's always talking about it's easy to get and even easier to keep just one of those people that I've had a high metabolism my whole life so I don't haven't necessarily needed to work out you know and I used to have abs when my fiance and I got together and stuff like that

and she always said that I look good well now that I've developed a little more weight she says a lot you know when I have my shirt off But, you know, I like the weight that you put on or whatever. Well, I'm just wondering, you know, if she really means that or she's just saying that because she loves me, you know what I mean? Like, should I, you know, make a concerted effort to, you know, maybe drop some of the weight because she used to say that she liked how I look too. So which way is it?

Sure, sure, sure, sure, sure, sure. Okay, first of all. She's your fiancé, right? Yes. So she's not going anywhere. So there's that. That's a big factor in the big deal. you do have a wedding too

and if she's preparing herself for pictures in a wedding I don't know if she is or not then it's kind of up to you to also put in the work just short term right would you feel like that's a fair to say yes I mean we just had a baby like four months ago so you know okay I do know okay

listen I would just go if she likes it and she says she likes it I'm okay I don't think women like it I think that they're... Eddie... My wife says the same thing. I mean, I'm with him. He's speaking my language because my wife says, I like it when you put on a little weight. I like you a little soft.

Maybe she just doesn't want you to have options. And so... Bottom line. You know what you're saying? The worst you look, the less women are... I don't think she's thinking that. No, that's why I think that's it. That, yes.

We as married men, we have the, I guess, the luxury. of really just letting ourselves go a little bit and being okay with it because what are we going to do? We're married. Oh, but heaven forbid the girl let ourselves go. Right. But also, I will say she was complimenting you when you had the abs and she's complimenting you when you don't have the abs. So it sounds to me like you have someone pretty awesome that just loves you for who you are. However, you should take care of yourself.

You know what I mean? Yeah. There we go. He's a face you guys. Okay. Well, be healthy. Take care of yourself. I hear you.

I hear you. I should probably actually. Anyways, anyway, I just, you know, don't want her to feel like she has to pump me up and things like that and not really mean it. I think she probably is. I think she's just nice. It's either she's pumping you up and doesn't mean it or she wants you to get bigger so other women aren't like, ooh. Oh, my theory on that. No, no, I'm nailing it.

That's real life America. Get out. Everywhere. Yeah, as I knew. Yeah, hey, Eric, appreciate you, buddy. Yeah, I appreciate you. All right, see you. All right, see you.

Bobby Bones Yeah, so happy you guys could spend even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually.

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