The Bobby Bones Show - Luke Bryan In Studio For Joy Week Grand Finale

Episode Date: September 1, 2017

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This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. Welcome to the show. Good morning. So today, big show, dance parties. It's the last day of joy week where Luke Bryan will come in and play for an hour. There's a lot. There's a lot today. Thank you for continuing your support with Pim and Joy.

It's our last day of joy week. I guess I should go now to Computer Gate where Amy left her computer at work and didn't know she left her computer at work Oh my goodness And Amy forgets everything in her life Yeah Yeah yeah yeah I mean I forgot my computer at work

It happens No you didn't know you let to hear She sent a text to everybody A group text Hey anybody's still at work Is my computer there? Question mark Question mark I didn't know where it was

I checked the car I took my house How didn't forget your computer I would relate that to forgetting your shoes That's a big one. And just go into the grocery store. Yeah, I don't know. You just don't forget your shoes to go to the...

Your computer is so big. Yeah, that's a pretty expensive thing that we carry around everywhere we go. But you're acting like I just left it somewhere irresponsible. It's right here where I sit every day right by my microphone. I just didn't know I left it here. And think of all the years I've been sitting in taking my computer at work, like 11 years here with you guys. And this one time I leave it at work, one time.

That's why it was surprising. We're calling it Computer Gate. Yeah, computer gate. But you always get stuff back. It's amazing. You're good at forgetting things and finding it. I've lost other things in my life or misplaced them, I guess you could say, and I do always get them back. It's like showing up to church without a shirt on and being like, what?

How did I forget to do this? That's like leaving your laptop somewhere because it costs so much. But like, well, go ahead. No, that's all. I'm glad you have it. Like leaving it at work makes sense. I work with it at work. And I'm used to, I don't know.

You're very forgetful. I just know I left it on an airplane the other day and I got it back. Oh, that's a bad one Did you leave in the pocket? Yeah, and I was sitting in the last row of the plane And I got off the plane And I had to walk all the way back to the last row And the flight attendant was like,

Just saw that bear was gonna bring it up. I'm like, no worries, I got it. Must be nice to be able to forget computers. And find them all over again. The Bobby Bone Show Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Someone dressed up as Spider-Man

and went to visit to the shelter at the convention center in Houston to cheer up all the kids that were there. So they have 9,000 evacuees and someone just thought, I'm going to go and try to make some kids happy. And lots of videos on social media shows Spider-Man going through,

handing out stickers, and just talking to kids. And then Spider-Man left. They don't know who Spider-Man was. Oh, he goes by the name Houston Spider. Okay. But they don't know who the actual person is. I know.

That's his name. He's Houston satellite Spider-Man. man. Houston needs a Spider-Man. They go to him. Anyway, a Houston spider, we see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big three stories. It's producer Raymond, the mayor of Houston said electricity has been restored to much of the city. And shelter numbers are beginning to decline. So that's good news. The floodwaters have started to go down as well. Authorities are warning. Be careful in that water. There is toxic chemicals, sewage, and sharp debris.

Finally, thanks to y'all, we've raised over 250. thousand dollars for those who were affected by Hurricane Harvey. Kip Moore's a die-hard fan with a concert in the living room. That's cool. Yeah. I got one more surprise for you. Hang on one second. Yeah, it's no clue.

I've been keeping tabs on people's pages. And the thing I've seen about years is you, the youth, like, really been a fan throughout the years. This guy that he plays for him. More girl like you were. So God made girls like you. There I got. Of all of his songs, that's the fastest song he's ever had, even all the big hits. Isn't that crazy?

Because he's got some monster hits. By the way, Luke Bryan ended up at an hour and a half. There's a hurricane Irma. Now, it's intensifying as a Category 3 hurricane over the Atlantic right now. The National Weather Service has confirmed a new hurricane. They're not really saying much about it because it's not really aimed anywhere specific yet, nor has it decided to come to land. But it's out there. And I don't know that they would be telling us about it or we'd be paying as much attention to it if we weren't right in the middle of what's happening right now.

True, probably, yeah. Tiger Woods is making his way back to the golf course. He's been cleared to practice. I don't know if he'll ever win again. Yeah. But he's now able to chip. So are more people going to start golfing again? If he got good, absolutely.

Okay. But remember, he was also young. And we were talking yesterday about the decrease of golfers and how it's going, people aren't golfing as much. And part of that's because of Tiger Woods. He's not playing golf so young people aren't like, I want to be like Tiger. He's also not young anymore. Yeah, he's not.

Yeah. So you might want to consider enrolling your kids in a Spanish or French class. Learning your second language is easiest when you're seven or eight years old. Eddie does not know that much Spanish, but his parents are. My parents, that's all that. They speak majority Spanish. And then I reply in English. That's our conversation.

But I still, man, I mean, I'm Spanish speaking, so I'm going to have to carry that on to my kids. You're not Spanish speaking. I mean, you're not. You're not, yeah. Mike D is the guy that we go to when we have questions about Spanish. Real Spanish, yes, Mike D. Oh, real Spanish? Eddie rolls his eyes.

But your kids are this age. Yeah, I know. It's time. Like French. Spanish. My kids can teach you. teach them French. Yeah, let him hang out with Amy's kids.

And Uncle Bobby knows French. Enough. Yeah? I like... As much as I know Spanish? No, probably a little less. Yeah, probably a lot. Honestly.

This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. All right, time for positivity. This is called Tell Me Something Good. Amy, tell me something good. So there's this really cool app. It's called Little Trooper Treasures. And Deployed Soldiers are using it to stay connected with their kids while they're gone.

The app lets military. parents record their faces and their voices while they're reading the story, and then the child can hear it. And it's like their parent might be reading them a bedtime story or something. That's cool. Obviously, one soldier Curtis was saying, it keeps me close together with my kid and we feel less distant. Yeah.

That's awesome. Yeah. Lunchbox. United Airlines and American Airlines are hooking their passengers up when they donate to the flood relief. They say you donate on our website to the flood relief. We're going to give you extra frequent flyer miles. So every dollar you donate, you get 10 miles.

So you just go to their website and donate, boom, three miles. Man, it's good, too. How about this one? These two guys, they grew up as friends together. Fred and Andrew. They grew up kids. They were like, hey, we'd be cops. So then they become cops together.

And then one of the cops gets sick and needs a kidney. And as a cop buddy who's growing up, it's like, well, I'll get tested. Not related, matched. Wow. And is giving them a kidney. Grow up together. So I'm the force together. and he's giving him a kidney.

Wow. And that's what friends are for. Yep. For good times, for kidneys. Remember that. That's crazy, man. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

Thomas Rett's new album Life Changes will be out one week from today, but you can check out the title track right now at eOnline.com. The song is pretty autobiographical. He name checks his wife Lauren while singing about her being pregnant, and then them adopting their little girl from Uganda. You imagine me at all? I don't know. We'll have to go check it out. You online.

So yesterday, Justin Bieber became the second person to have 100 million Twitter followers. Katie Perry did it first, and she's now up to 103. So now right behind her is Justin, and then behind Justin is Barack Obama with 94 million. I'm Amy. That's your 32nd Skinny. Bobby Bones Show. Boney of the day. This story comes to. from Illinois.

A 24-year-old man got pulled over for speeding, and then he got freaked out, so he jumps out the car, starts running, but it's in the dark, and he fell over the overpass. Oh, no. Yeah, breaking both his legs. He's in the hospital, but he just said, I got scared and I didn't want a speeding ticket. Wow. How do you not? I know it's dark, but how do you not see an overpass?

You may look back to see where the cops are, and boom, there he went. I mean, did he have priors and a warrant? That's all I can think of if you're running for a speeding ticket. No, he just didn't want a speed ticket. I guess, okay. He's like 15 and he should have been driving. He's 24 years old. Wow.

I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead Story of the Day. Two guys walked into a bar and they say, give me the cash in the register. And so obviously the guy working in the register was like, oh, crap. Except the bar was packed with cops who were there for a retirement party so they weren't in uniform. I got to bet those situations out, you know? Oh, man.

Is anybody having a cop retirement party? Anybody will police experience in the room? No. And then if there's not. Then you rob. Yeah, duh. What are we talking about? But yes, that's awful for them.

I mean, that's not good for them. I hope they got the crap beat out of them. Like, I hope, I'll admit they got the crap beat out of them. Yeah. You go on the gun, first of all, and you're threatening somebody? It's not good. I hope the coffee beat. Oh, they pulp them.

Take him down. The owner says he's not surprised. They tried to hit the place. It's right across the street from the police station. Wait, what? Well, because people get out of the police station. They're like, well, what do we do? I guess we robbed.

Oh. They get a weapon that quick. Maybe their buddy picks them up. It's like, hey, we got a gun. It's also across the street from the police station. Anyway, so there's that. This guy, he went in. Oh, you're going to love this one, lunchbox.

Because he goes in to buy some lottery tickets, and he was like, oh, I always do this amount. But I'm buy one more. And he bought one more, and that one won't want $10 million. dollars. This is like the artist that add the best song at the end of the album.

See, I think the same thing now. Like once they win, they're like, I wasn't even going to buy a lottery ticket. He bought his tickets and he was done. They lost. Yeah. And he was like, I'm going to buy one more. And he did and it hit $10 million.

Wow. That's impressive. So that's what the key is. Scratch them all. You lose. I'll just take one more just for the fun of it. You have to act like it. Yeah.

Oh, man. All heartbroken. All right, I'll try that. Man. So I got an email yesterday. from Instagram. And they were like, your account has been... Compromised?

Yeah. And I was like, is this for everybody? And apparently, they said, quote, because I'm so good, high profile accounts have been compromised. So they say they have your phone number. What? Yeah. So everything that I have on Instagram, they sent me this whole email about how it's out there now. They have your phone number?

That's what it said. Instagram has my phone number? Yeah, they have at all. No, they don't. I've never given Instagram my phone number. Instagram is Facebook. Facebook. They're all in your phone.

Like, think about... They don't have my number. They have everything. No, they don't. Yeah, whatever. Yeah, they do. I know they do. So I saw that and then someone had tweeted me a picture of a Bobby Bones faker on Instagram.

Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. Bobby Bones underscore or something. I saw it. It's like exactly like yours. It's like the third fake profile. What they do is they ask people for money. And so people have been acting like me asking people for money. Kip Moore was talking about this because people have been doing this with country people too,

like country stars. You send me screenshots of these profiles that have the same profile as mine. But if you click on those profiles, they have like four or five followers. And they're just taking my pictures and putting it on their profile. Look for the blue check. Yeah. And that sounds like such a pretentious thing to say, but it ain't me if I don't have the blue check. I don't have a blue check, so you're never going to know.

You don't have a blue check? Not on Instagram. Oh, I need to talk to somebody about that. Okay. All right. Hey, Ray, can you get her? Yeah, Ray's going to get you a blue check. He just said.

Right? She's just driving. Amy, my co-host, is trying to parallel apart. Bam, hits car. Yeah. She thinks it could be one of the cars from Brothers Osborne because she lives next door to one of the brothers Osborne. Yeah, and the car hasn't moved and they're gone a lot. And so you put a note on the car. A really nice note on like thick card stock so that it wouldn't, you know, blow away.

Put it under the windshield wiper. It's not going anywhere. Now, have they called you yet? The card is gone. Is the car gone? Nope, car is still there My note is gone But no phone call

Should I just text them or do you want to leave it B Let's leave it B for a minute Okay My husband's birthday is this weekend Oh you want to wait until after that drama Yeah Just relax Amy did hurt my feelings by the way

Do you guys on here how? What did she do? Oh What? Uh-oh Okay Okay Okay

I don't like this You can tell I mean you can tell if she knows She did something bad She didn't do anything bad It just hurt my feeling Okay, and I have thought about it like one million times since. Amy, you know how she does things where she doesn't invite us sometimes or things?

Well, all the time, yeah. So her and her husband happened like a birthday party. Oh, cool. Well, yeah, he doesn't know that, yeah, he's not listening to no way right now, but one of his best friends is coming in and she doesn't know it. One of my friends too, but he's best friend. I know who you're talking about. And I'm like, okay, cool, that's cool. You guys are doing your own couple's thing.

And his wife is coming. And then our boss and his wife. It's her birthday. And then our boss and his wife's like friend. Okay, no, her best friend is flying in with her husband. We've celebrated with them the last two years. So this would be the third. Okay.

So first of all, she's like, it's a couple thing. I'm like, cool. I mean, this is the one weekend, Lindsay and I are both in town. Like forever. And this is the one time Bobby has a couple. Bobby is never in town and neither is Lindsay. But I never got an invite. Never got to.

So she never even kind of said, hey, so are you and Lindsay going to be in town this weekend because we're looking to do a couple's thing for my husband's birthday. I'm so overly sensitive to it, too. And I understand that I'm overly sensitive to it because of my life, I'm overly sensitive right now. But I was, the fact that it's not the best friend, that's good, do your own thing. Then it's our boss and his wife. I'm like, ooh, that's borderline where I should probably be included.

Well, wait, why are you not, why aren't you mad at him for not inviting you? It's not his party. Whoa. Whoa. It's his wife's. Who planned it? We did. Okay.

Then it's the wife's like friend who's coming in from Malaysia. Her birthday from Florida. Yeah. Yeah, question. Who would you say is closer to her husband? You or our boss? Oh, me. Okay.

Yeah. Who's closer to Amy? You or the boss's wife? But the boss isn't invited because he's close to my husband. He's hosted his wife and it's her birthday too. We're going through lots of details that just confuse the listeners this point. All I'm saying is I know how you guys feel when you don't get invited to things. Man, that's not good.

Because a little bit I was like, dang, that kind of hurts my feelings. So I just was like, whatever. Shoot. Nobody cares about old Bobby. And we're going to a vineyard. Bobby doesn't drink. I just want the invite. That's all.

Okay. Lindsay likes vineyards? Yes. I mean, listen, I have to sit at other crap with her. I wouldn't I just do that. Bobby likes nature? Not really. I used to do a lot of me drinking.

Anyway. Okay, I feel horrible. No, you shouldn't feel horrible. Yeah, huh, now you're making me feel extra horrible. It's your job to pick your friends. Wait, but this isn't my thing. No, Bobby, you're misunderstanding. If this was my birthday, it's not my birthday.

Joy week. Joy week. Oh, gosh. Just know where you stand. I do. That hurts. I know. Exactly. Exactly.

I know. Forget it. The whole thing's canceled. Now we're talking. That will make me feel good. Let's just cancel it all and all go chucky cheese. It's nobody's birthday. Who cares?

They're both turning 40, but who cares? No big deal. Perfect. Sorry, Bobby. That's all right. This college student, they gave. him $1 million as a payment, except they weren't supposed to. It was one of those where he accidentally gets too much money.

And so he got the loan after a few months, I was like, oh, I should probably report this to the university. He does, after five months. But he'd spent thousands of dollars of it. And now he's like, uh-oh. He's like, you gave it to me, but I should have been in trouble. The company which facilitates the payments, he says should have detected the blunder immediately and not let him spend the money.

I don't know. Who side do you fall on? His side or the school side? The school side. No, I'm on his side. Are you? The school side. If someone... What? You know when you have money that doesn't belong to you and if there's a mistake. If you go to your bank account today lunchbox and there's $50,000 extra that you're like,

oh my goodness, that you did not work for. That's not, you didn't win the lottery. That's an accident and they're going to come back and get it. I understand that, but that is, you have an accounting department that is supposed to be response for that. Like, I looked at my credit card statement, and I got a refund from a place, and they refunded it twice. Do you think I called them and told them? Nope. But when they come back for it, you got to give it back. Well, it's been a month, and it's still, I'm nothing. At what point do you spend it? No, no, it just got refunded, so I got, you know, credit on my credit card. Right. So, hey, I'm good. Like, it took my bill down from, you know, $500, down to $100,

and they did it twice. So, boom, thank you. You were only supposed to refund it. once and whoever was working the cash register must have done it twice. That's their accounting department. I'm not going to call them and tell them it's their mistake. Okay, but if they come back for it, you can't get mad. I'll call them, be like, you just charge my, I haven't been in there. But then now you're purposely taking advantage of their mistake and you know it. You're the kind of person that Amy doesn't invite places, so be careful.

Stop, you guys. Never mind. You didn't bring it up. You can't say never mind. I brought it up. Do angels greet one another? Had angels? greet one another?

Halo. Halo? Angels were halos. I know, but who's low? Hey, no. Like, hello, but halo. Oh, okay, terrible delivery, but funny joke. Like, that's funny, that's funny.

I delivered it just fine. You just didn't get it first, but now that you get it. Can I use that excuse when I do stand-up? Like, guys, I nailed that joke when you guys don't laugh. That's on you. Okay, look, let's try it again. Hello? No, no.

How? That's how it had said it. I'd have been like, hello. No. How are you doing? No, it's halo. Okay. That was the morning corny.

All right, here we go. Skinny time. Bobby Bonshire. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Since Labor Day is on Monday, I've got some jobs that country stars used to have before they hit it big. Luke Bryant since he's coming in a minute,

he cleaned out grain bins at his father's peanut mill. Kelly Pickler was a roller skating server at Sonic. A Brad Paisley interned at a manager's office. He hated that. Alan Jackson worked on cars and in construction. Dirk's Bentley cleaned toilets. Eric Church took orders at home shopping network. That one always cracked me up because you'd be like, hello.

The chief. The chief of you? Yeah. You want three of those mattress firm beds? Faith Hill worked at McDonald's. Dang. Okay. So it's Friday.

So you got some movies hitting the box office. Tulip Fever. No score on Rotten Tomatoes. I don't even like the movie segment anymore because I don't... Why don't we know the movies? Why? That's the thing. I just don't think...

Unless they're blockbusters, nobody even knows. Nobody goes to the movies anymore. Oh. Okay. By nobody, I mean me because they're disgusting. The theaters are gross. Like, there's food on the ground. The seats, you sit on them and like a puff of air comes out.

It's like people's butt air. Yeah. I hate butt air. It's like they don't... You're right. Well, there's also close encounters of the third king. It's a Spielberg, like, remake or re-release. Third kind?

Yeah. Close encounters at the third time. Maybe this is why we don't do it, because we can't even get the movies. That's what it's called. Close Encounters of the Third Kind. You said King. I did. Oh.

But she's for sure. She said the joke right. Hello. What do angels say to each other? Hello. No. You're making it sound like the person's name is low. Yeah.

No. Okay. Hey, Luke's here. Hold on. Luke's here. It's an hour long in studio concert with Luke Brian. Joy Week on the Bobby Bone Show. There it is. Luke Brian, everybody's here. Yeah, it is. Closing the show. Joy, I'm closing it out.

You're the final performer. We saved the best for last. I hear you. You were like a mystery guest. Who do I have to dominate? You've already dominated them. You've dominated everyone. Man, good to see you again. Look at him wearing the Pimpejoys shirt.

I got it. I got the, uh, represent. Got the, um, medium. Are you wearing a medium? I'm wearing a medium. Because it, you know, I feel it. It's good. It's good for your biceps.

Do you know how it helps the physique a little? Sometimes you get in a relationship. Not much around the gutteral area here. And you start to be comfortable in a relationship, right? I feel like we're getting to that point because you changed pretty much butt naked in the glass room right here. Yes. Just to everybody.

It was like, all right, we're at that stage where you're using the bathroom in front of each other. Yeah, did you, uh, you all sweat. I was just like, yeah, that's Luke. And I missed that. Oh, you did. I was trying to pimp that joy. Luke is here. He's going to play some songs for us.

You're always in such a good mood of the morning. Like, I'm not awake at this point, as awake as you are. It's amazing what coffee does for me. It's like coffee to get up, beer to get down. What do you do? That's kind of a song title. Oh, is that not a song? No.

yet what is it get up a get get get down nah no coffee never mind are you writing one here's this is a writing section from luke ryan yeah yeah called coffee to get up beer to get down yes go ahead write it that is awesome yeah i like that he's saving it i think he really might come out with it let's play a song for luke's here and so he's our closer and we appreciate in all seriousness because we don't get to be serious a whole lot i appreciate you this whole week you come and you play every year and just thank you even before we start thank you thank you it's a honor to do this. It's, it's, it's, thank you guys for, you know, getting this out there and making people smile. There's so much, y'all, you know all the negativity out there, so it's fun to

hear people pushing, having fun and, and, in all that, so. Well, we did this song and you parrided, we did flask and you parodies, I like that you did fast, and so that was a good parody of our song, yeah, I mean, I'm trying to, trying to, you know, undo y'all's doing this. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. so Luke Brian's here Are you going to start with that one? Yeah let's do

All right Click me as Luke Brian here I'll have to Recalibrate all you guys fans To remember the real version Fast There we go

Hey guys So because of licensing roles We can't play Anything with music On this Iheart radio channel Or podcast anymore But you can go

to bobbybones.com To see it We hate that we had to Take it down It wasn't our decision But I just wanted to keep you up And we wanted to keep up As much as possible

So go to Bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now. And thank you for listening to the show. And sorry about all the legal stuff. Look at this guy right here. Sounded beautiful like a songbird. So early. Coming in on fire.

So you wake up early in the morning like this. What time do you have to start doing? Me, me, me, me. I wake up early when I'm home. Now, I wake up early, meaning like seven. My wife gets up at like 5.30. She's a machine. But when I'm on the road now, I'm known to sleep.

it in like 11.1.30. Dang, that must be the life. Yeah, but when I get off stage, it's like 11.05, like, your ear, it takes you an hour for your ears to kind of calm down. From all the cheering of awesomeness. Just from all the, all the gloating. And, but so literally, I mean, by the, it's like 1245 before I even really get to the bus and have my 18th drink.

And I go, no, I'm playing. But yeah, I mean, so it's like 1 o'clock, 1.30, like, go to bed. And then it's, I've had a little tough time sleeping on the road this year. I haven't slept good, so I try to sleep in a late. So now we're going to experience what's called a live tuning. Ooh. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Tuning of the live.

Yeah, look at it. It's like, hey, what do we do? We have to retune for a second song. This is such a fun. So say hey to James. James Cook on bass guitar, Kent Slusher on the Cajon. Yes, yes. I'm huge fans.

I love all your, all your, I love all of your stuff. They, they, um, so I never get to see like James sing with me. Like, he's back there singing. He's behind you playing the base. But, like, we can sing better when we're, it's kind of, you get it. It's like Dave and Tim Reynolds now. It's what it feels like. Like when you have him in your pre-field.

Yeah. Well, when I'm able to, like, we're able to sing so much better when we can watch each other's lips. You watch each other's lips, yeah. Rather than me watching me on the big screen. Which is. Is that what you can do? I'm like, I'm looking at me and I'm like, oh, my hair.

My hair's out of place. Oh my gosh. I love it. Luke Bryan's here. This is a live tuning. People pay good money to hear a live tuning. We're taking it in. It's like watching the animal in the natural habitat.

You don't want to do. It's like the battle at Kruger. You don't remember that? Just enjoy it. We're just enjoying the tuning, Luke. Now the main, the real problem is... What's the key to that tune right there? Like velvet.

Butter. Now, I don't... I'm probably going to ruin this, by the way. It's been a... Like we do it live, you want to go around? I think so, maybe. You know, that'd probably be the way. Oh, do it like you do it live.

I don't even know what you're doing, but do it like you do it live. It's not that... We're just going to go around one more time. Okay. Yeah, so what do we think? You don't do... What are you doing? What's the song?

Drunk on you. Okay, but like you do it live. Yeah, but y'all got to do the, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah. Bobby lettuce, it's joy week. But wait, hold on. Only, when, when, not the whole song. Oh, no, no, no, when I point at you. Okay.

We'll be ready. At the, just the very end. We don't like to ruin songs. If we sing over them, we ruin them. Such a party poop. We'll do it at the end. Okay, but, you know, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You're just giving us too much constrain.

That's what I'm saying. They don't know. Now it's in your head. Yeah, okay, here we go. Luke Brian. We were in Michigan. You were headlining the festival. We were playing like two acts before you, our band The Raging Idiots.

And this is what happens in my head. I'm on stage because it's like us and then Old Dominion and then Luke. And so I'm on stage and the crowd starts to feel us out of nowhere. It's like the third song and they're going nuts. And I'm like, man, the Raging Idiot, we're killing it. We're killing, Amy. The crowd's going nuts. And I'm like, we're dominating this crowd.

And I look over and Luke is sitting on the side of the stage. The crowd sees him sitting over there and they're all cheering for him. So, yeah, anyway. I was glad to see you. I know, but yeah, I got to get like a got to get me a alter ego disguise. Yeah.

I happy to see you. I was like, hey, buddy, I waved. Yeah, but you were the best part of our show. You're sitting on the side. Yeah, but watching you guys just have so much fun and I mean, I don't know. That's what's contagious about it. Just y'all on stage having fun.

And I was up there jamming. And I kind of had like a little hidden profile for a minute. And then my cover gap blown. And then for a minute I thought we were crushing faster horses. I felt that I was diminishing on your show. We're just there to entertain. Luke just gave us the good personality award. Which is like, you know, someone's like, yeah, you have a great personality.

No, I did not say that. I did not use the word of fun. No, no, but you're like a lot of fun. Right. But we'll take that. That's like his example of what you were doing We know what we're doing Fun that sounded great

Like y'all are just up there having so much fun That's what's great about it Are your clothes that you wear every night What, or your what? Luke's clothes that he wears on stage every night Yes Did somebody pick those out for you? Yes, somewhat

I mean I get choices And my girl Cheryl comes in And she's like, yeah Do you one wear and then give them away? No, I don't do that typically I did go to a looser gene this year And why would that be? Because I just got tired of like tight pants.

Luke Bryan brings show to Hoboken. You got tired of that headline. Yeah, you wouldn't be recognized for your music. Because you're a lot of fun. You're a lot of fun. On stage. No. Hey, you know, this is hilarious.

So I did a like this boot camp in the next six days. I'm talking about complete. paralysis in my legs. Well, I said something about it in a meet and greet at my VIP show. In every, like, everybody in the crowd, like, it was almost like I told him I had laryngitis. And so it's the same thing. They got sad. Everybody here just to see me dance.

Nobody wants to hear my vocal quality. They were like, no, we want to see you. You know, I'm like, all right. Because your legs are sore and you couldn't dance. I thought that I wasn't going to be able to dance and shake. Oh, no. And I really couldn't, but I fought through. I reached down there and persevere.

Yeah. Man, that's... Reached down there is not necessarily the proper... Oh, the looser pants. That should be its own special. But I'm going to try it for you. That night. Have you seen a difference since you switched to looser pants, like people respecting your...

Um... Other stuff? I don't know. It probably doesn't make any difference. Word around the street is that they're seeing a lot more range and depth of using your pants have loosened. Yeah. Yeah, just I've been reading the mags.

Sparm cancer at all the whole time. Right, here we go. Luke Ryan's here. What? What are we going to play? We've got three people in the studio now. So Luke's got three pieces here. What are we going to play?

We're going to do some hunting fishing. All right. Loving. Pimping. Pimping. That is. Pimping joy, that is. Yes, pimping joy.

All right, I got to fit it at hunting, fishing, pimping joy every day. There we go. Man, after you do a song, like hunting fishing and you kill the room. Like, what do you do next? Luke Bryant's here. That last song was like maybe the best performance you've done in our studio ever. Thank you.

Thank you. It's so fun doing that one live because we're not, it's a real, real, real live song. We don't have like any tracks going on and like lighting cues. So we, it's kind of different every night. And you can hear the word mercury instead of Murphy. Not Murphy. Right. You know, we're batting about 60% of the people are saying,

Mercury and there's still about 40% they're saying Murphy. So we're chipping away at it. Started it like another way. It's probably like 98 to 2 at first. Murphy. Everybody thinks it's Murphy. It sounds like Murphy.

But when you did it live. But we can do a year declaration. We just say Murphy. We just pick 2019. It'll be the year of Murphy. Luke Brian is here. You just crush it. Now what do you do? Now what do you do? Do you take the room down?

Like, you're the main... What do you do to a room? After you take it up to that place, do you have to take it back down? Oh, no, you got to keep them. You keep it up. Okay, I'm anxious to see what's going to happen here. By the way, let me explain. We have... What you hear is not 10 people. Like, this is a crazy. It's only three-piece here. It's like Luke and two guys... And that's it. And that's it's... Sometimes people come in like 11-piece orchestras.

Really? Oh, they sound like terrible. And you guys are crushing it. I want people didn't know that to understand. I don't go back so you had the 11-piece. No, don't look at that. No, no, no, no, don't look at that. Don't look at that. So, okay, anyway, what are you going to play it for us, Luke?

Oh, we got to do this to play it again, baby. Okay, Luke Bryant here. Clap your hands for Luke Bryan. Happy joy week. Here we go. We've been here for an hour. Have we? Close to it, yeah.

We've been here close to hour. It's been laborous? No, not for us. We've been taking it in. How you feel? It's morning. I'm good. I wanted that girl voice that says my name.

Yeah. I need to get that on, like, my alarm clock in the morning. That's his wife. That's our voice guy over then. That's his wife. Can you see me a file with her going, wake up, Luke Brian. Totally.

That's amazing. Wake your lazy ass up. Anything you need. That's your wife. That's my wife, man. That's him. This is him. It's an hour long in studio concert.

That's him and that's his life. That's a nice. Can you, maybe. You all just, yeah. Whatever you need. Like, just have some fun with my alone. Luke wants this personal home imaging now. Welcome home.

Luke Bryan. Everything. It's time for the bathroom. Don't forget to flush. Luke Brian. Walk the dog, Luke Bryant. Oh, my gosh. All right.

Luke Brian's here. All right. We have two songs left. What are we going to do now, boys? Well, this is one of my favorites. This is Sunday in the South. Here we go. Look at that.

She doesn't hope you're proud of that. Man, that's good. Love you, Marty. I ran them as the Opry three weeks ago. Man, that's... You know, I mean, their music just was... If you were a kid from, like, the South down there, just everything they did, just, you know,

when you look at like Church on Cumberland Road, and there's even like a, you know... There's an old one that, you know, is, you got married one afternoon in May, Never did see the light of day I mean, it thing, you know, on our honeymoon. You remember like next to you? Next to me.

I mean, that was like. That's country radio growing up to me. Totally. And that was like, look at my arms talking about it. It was like next to you next to me was as big as a song gets in country to me. It's up there with like Louisiana, you know, I said Louis, I really pronounced it. Louisiana Saturday night. Louisiana Saturday night.

I mean, I remember when I was, when I heard. Louisiana Saturday night as a kid. I mean, I remember just thinking that was like the coolest. And like just being kids in the back of the car going next to you, next to me. Riding down the road in my pickup truck. It was just ear candy. Anyway, I went off on a tangent. That's how we feel about you right now.

Ear. Candy. Yeah. We have one more song. We got some new ear candy. Yeah. So last week we premiered the new song. Sweet.

And now we haven't heard you play it. Yes. First ever. First time ever. You've ever, I've not heard you play it live. I worked on it at the house last night. First time acoustic and a radio show. It starts with a bead ever.

In a room with here wearing a pimping joy t-shirt. All right. First show ever wearing a pimping joy t-shirt. On a Friday. Do I get to keep it? Yeah. Sweet. Can I get one that fits me?

Yes. I think that looks good. Ready? We don't know how this is going to sound, but we're going to take a stab. Here it is. For the last time, Lou Bryan, everybody.

Clive your hands. Oh, they're stretching their arm. Here we go. Here we go. That's pretty freaking good, dude. That's very good. That's pretty good, man. We survived.

Hey, give it up one more time for James and can't, please. The stuff that James is doing on bass, It's like, anyway. Playing courts. Yeah, it's like, thoughtful stuff. Those are, what are they called? Adult courts. Yeah, big boy cords.

That's the big boy stuff right there. Let me tell you. That's fantastic. Thank you. Thank you so much. All of you guys. I know it's a burden to wake up in the morning. No, listen, you don't understand.

We don't get to do, like, we get, I mean, it sounds like I'm, like, complaining, because when we get out on the road and when our show kicks off, we're just like in the washing machine of it all. I mean, this is like, we get to like really interact with one another and it's fun. It's fun for us, so we're... See you next week then.

Yeah. We're the house fan. Residency. You're at the Bobby Boe-Jose. Right here. You ever need anything from me? Let me know. Thank you.

Appreciate you. Closing the whole week out. You know, we're huge fans. And Luke Bryan, that's just clap our hands. And let's it. Thank you. Man, we're going on a date. Yeah, what was that?

What was that? What was that? I was a kiss blowing your kids. Oh, did he? It was sweet, yeah, no, it was sweet. It was just, I was expecting. It was like, oh, look at it. We got a good camera on her.

Amy. It was, I didn't know what's happening. I thought he was doing it. He was reaching toward you? No, I thought he was doing the camera. It wasn't like, you know, like this. It was like, like that. You thought he was doing it.

it to the camera like American Idol style but he was doing it to you. I was doing it to you. I get it, yes. Pimp and joy. Yes. Mom. Got it. Appreciate you. Luke. Oh, man. That's his jam. That's it. No, no, that's all. All right, that's it. We're out. Luke Ryan, buddy. Goodbye. Thank you.

Hey, this is Luke Brian. And it's Joy Week on the Bobby Bones show. I saw my girlfriend last night. First time in about two months. What were you talking about? We're going on the air. I know. I didn't know we were on air and I was saying y'all are not funny. Here's the thing about this show. I didn't know.

We don't know when we're on air. We talk the same off the air as on the year. And my talk to us laughing and I was like, y'all are not funny. If you listen to this show, you're like, oh, they just pop on the air and they talk on the air and they go away. We talk the same way. Like our boss will come and sit in on the show and just start talking to us. We're like, we're on the air.

And so, yeah, we had the same conversations off the years. On the air, I was talking about my girlfriend, even off the air. because I know you texted her and I told her not to respond to your text for a while does it go to ice you? Oh! Oh, you told her to ice her out?

Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's funny because I hit her up being like question mark because she hadn't replied and she goes, sorry I'm at the airport. I thought my flight was going to be delayed. That was her, I told her to ice you.

Why do you do that? Seriously, how old are we? Like, why do you do that? Exactly, exactly. And then why would she, like, Lindsay and I are as a girlfriend, why would she listen to you and do that? Like, why would she be like,

okay, I'm going to ice Amy out. And by the way, she's I don't know. I'm kind of shocked that she's... We're shocked. We can get invited to the party. Okay, it's not a party, but... How many people are there?

There, okay. It's two people are celebrating a birthday plus their best friends. How many people... And spouses. So there's eight. You even said, oh, I wouldn't invite you if you were in town. Okay, and here's the thing. Now if I say something, then you're going to think it's just a pity invite.

For sure. Like, I'm never coming. And then you wouldn't come. I'm so sensitive. So sensitive. Anyway, I haven't seen her on. Like, forever. Like 12 hours she's in, she's out.

And she played with Keith Urban, not last night. The night before, she played with Keith Urban. And so they did this song, We Were Us Together. You know, it's Miranda and Keith. But there's a video that Keith Urban put up of him and Lindsay just playing guitar together. It's both of them just for like a minute, just shredding guitar beside each other. And it's pretty cool to see. It's one of the coolest things I've seen.

And I was like, man, that's maybe your coolest tweet ever. Yeah, that's awesome. So it's up. Keep urban. It keeps like, yeah. Yeah, they're just up there killing it. And so, yeah, I thought it was cool. Anything else I want to say?

Very impressive. I guess I just feel bad. I don't know. I didn't think this would be a thing. I thought it would be like, oh, their best friends are flying in, and it's not like a big open invite party. It just seems like a little get-together. So not being on issue. But now I feel bad.

So it doesn't matter either way. It's supposed to just, I feel 12. I know. You look really cold because you got eye. I know. I can't believe you said that to her and she actually didn't. She was really at the airport. She's really at the airport. I'm smithing with you. Okay. Yeah, anyway, that's up. You completely sidetracked me because we were talking about something else we came on the air. I want to mention this about disposable cameras is that they're coming back. Like, they're seeing a huge rise in the disposable cameras.

But why? Because the same reason, oh, crappy stuff comes back. It's retro. All the perfect pictures are everywhere. So now people are, they don't want the perfect picture. Interesting. I mean, I love my Polaroid. Disposable cameras were replaced by digital photography and camera phones completely. But now the trend of people in their 20s are growing tired of perfect shots. Wow.

Oh, yes, Eddie. I have a real question. Yeah. Where do you get those developed now? At the drugstore. They still have Photoshop. Okay. When I walk by there, there's no one ever there in that Photoshop.

Oh, you can go over to a little kiosk now because I still print some pictures sometimes. and you, I guess, well, for the disposal ones, you just drop it off, and then they're probably like, come pick it up tomorrow. Those are the days when you would get them back and be all excited because it'd be in the envelope. Yes, and it was a deal to have one hour service. And then you'd get double prints so you could share them with your friends. Oh, the days.

Oh, doing duplicates? Yes. Like, we're the old people now. I know. You know, we used to hear old people talk about back in the day. We used to connect the line through the cord and the box and the switchboard. And now we're talking about pictures. So there's also an app and one of my friends had it.

and I thought it was as stupid as app. But it's on your iPhone, and it's the disposable camera app, and you can't even look at the pictures until you take 23 of them. And so you don't know if they're perfect or not. That's so dumb. No, it's so dumb. It's so dumb. Because she was forcing herself to take 23 pictures.

So dumb. The worst thing I've ever heard. And I was like, stop it. She said, I just want to see my pictures. But think about it. We used to not know how the pictures. We used to not know how pictures were going to turn out until we went to the drugstore to pick them up. Yeah, and 15 out of all of them were bad.

Yes. And sometimes it'd be like half-comber with your thumb. Exactly. You're wasting money. And there's like no filter. Kids don't even know how good you have it nowadays. You can't filter life. Back in our day, you can filter life.

No. We lived life. It just had it. It was real. I appreciated it. Those were the good old days. All right. I'm done being old now.

So rich people are injecting blood from teenagers. Yeah. Tell me more. Into themselves because it makes them younger. Yeah. So is it really work? So they did this trial in San Francisco. I'm just reading the Internet story, right?

Like, what do I know? But they did all this transit, $8,000 what it costs. So you've got to be rich. That's a lot. Like rich rich red. Oh, my goodness. And they, first of all, they pay the teenagers for their blood. Uh-huh.

And then the rich adults, they're older, pay for this thing. But if you just find yourself a teenager, can you just... I don't know if it works like that because you can't just put blood back in yourself. It's being offered as an experimental attempt at rejuvenite... Rejuvenate the elderly. The median patient is like 55 or so, but they're seeing it, people wanting to do it, like women that are 40 and above. Yeah. Like Amy's excited.

I mean, here's this and is excited about. I mean, I'm intrigued. I'm not elderly yet, but I would be. And then I don't know for someone that's my age, for someone that's 36, could I get blood from like a seven-year-old and start? I couldn't be better. Oh, my God. I don't know. I mean, science is crazy.

You would inject the stranger's blood? I feel like I'm getting older at a good time. You know, like lots of stuff coming out to help, you know, keep us youthful. I'm not saying just even looks wise. I'm thinking like, you know, on a cellular level, on the inside. Yeah.

My organs. Let's keep them young. Education. We're learning more. Yeah. But you're excited about it. That story I read it and I thought that's one of those crazy stories, like no one will identify with them.

Well, I go, that's nuts. But Amy goes, tell me more. She starts typing in. She's Googling how to do it. That's a lot of money. The most popular chips in the country. What do you think number one is? Like chips, chips that you eat?

Yeah. Pringles. You say Pringles. You say Doritos. Yeah. I'm going with Doritos. The number one most popular chip is the Cheeto. Oh.

That's an upset. Yeah, Cheetos. Nobody even went close to a Cheetos. Over 100,000 votes. Because Labor Day is coming up and a bunch of chips eating. So they go and they talk to 100,000 people. Number one is Cheetos. Number two is Cool Ranch Doritos.

More so than regular Doritos. Which is crazy. Number three, ruffles, but the cheddar and sour cream. Oh, yes. It has to be. The, I would think Pringles, they're not up to like nine. Oh. Sun chips make delicious.

Oh, sun chips are delicious. They're delicious, but they're not a Dorito. Are they healthy for you? No. Er. I mean, probably not. Er-ish. I don't think so.

Er-ish. Oh, okay. People will see a sun chip and go, oh, that's probably good for me. That's what I do. Because there's the sunshine and there's some plants on there. They have fooled you. Marketing. Wow.

It's like, yeah, they now make, I think I read organic Doritos as well. Really? Yeah. So, but they can put these words on things. Yes, all natural can mean like nothing. Also, where's kale chips fall in there? California, 26, 400, 900,000. There's nowhere on this list that says kale chips, actually.

Oh, okay, cool. I know. All right. Gas shortages in Texas as Hurricane Harvey and the, Flood knocks out refineries. Yesterday, all around Texas was like, in a Dallas-Fort Worth quick trip, there were, there's a line of 135 cars.

That is crazy. I mean, and was there even really a gas shortage? Not only said there was not really a gas shortage. There was a panic, though, because everybody started panicking, which can cause a gas shortage. Exactly. Yeah, I read that, thought that was wild.

Bobby Bones.com, if you want to see our Pimp and Joy lines out, it's a neon. collection love for you to check that out. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so there's a new app, like dating apps already's on all these different kinds of things that they do. But now there's one called Taffy where it's like for blind dates. It's going to bring back the blind date.

It shows a blurred headshot that's mostly covered by like a clever one-liner written by your potential date. I don't know why people want to go back in ages. For example. I've heard about this new food machine called a butter churner I'm going to put out there. Why are we trying to do things that we used to do that were harder? Have you? Did you ever go on a blind date? Yes. Ever?

And wasn't it kind of awesome? It was terrible. Because it never worked out one. Two, why would I take the option of not knowing anything about the person before I get there? You get a blurred headshot. That's even worse. With a one liner. Then I'm associating everything perfect with that.

I'm going, oh. And then you're almost disappointed regardless. because it can't match. It's like going, hey, I have a surprise coming for you. Now, I don't mind surprises. I hate being told I have a surprise coming for me because then I go, oh, I bet it's going to be awesome. Then I start assigning all the things the surprise could be,

and then all of a sudden you walk in, and it's a little plastic helmet full of Worthers Original, and I'm like, that's it. You know what I? And don't get me wrong, I love plastic helmets full of Wothers Originals if it's just surprising me, but not I'm going to bring you a surprise. That's the app's terrible.

That's the terrible app. Well, if you might be into it, and check it out. Although I did see on Tinder, you can pay for the bonus tender. What's that get you? Oh, yeah.

You can actually see who already likes you. And Matt, go ahead and see if you like them. Oh, so you already have an advantage. Yes. Well, yeah, you already know who hearted you or whatever you do now. Swipe to you?

I haven't tendered in weeks. I knew you were going to say that. What else? Okay, so a company is now offering bachelor parties in space. What? Sounds too expensive. What in the world?

Listen, you're going to take off from a launch pad in Arizona, and you're going to go 100,000 feet above sea level. And there's an open bar. But customers, if you do this, you need to know that when you're that high up, it messes up, I don't know, something to do with your blood. And you'll feel more tipsy than usual. So be careful with how many drinks you have. I don't think this is about a bachelor party. I think this is about people who just want to get it right. Like some dudes.

And it's just a reason to go on this base. Yeah. But, I mean, you also, like you said, it's expensive. You have to have money. It's going to set you back $75,000. But keep in mind, there is the open bar. Oh. And you get to divvy it up.

Split it up amongst your friends. Or is it a piece. No. I'll tell you what it reminds me of. Everybody that you can fit in the capsule is $75,000. At the fair, there used to be this thing you would get in and you would stand up against the wall. Gravitron. And it would spin you so hard, so hard that you could just like lift your feet up.

and then we'd just be like, who, who, who, they should just put you on one of those until you're in space and charge you.

They'd sucker everybody. Like, all right, boys, get ready for space, open bar. You won't know the difference. You wouldn't know the difference. Or just have a bachelor party

or bachelor party in the Gravitron, period. Oh, boy. Everybody's stuck up at the wall. Are you having a fine group? Yes, oh, are you? This is awesome.

All right, what else you got? Okay, well, Labor Day weekend is a three-day weekend for a lot of people, but something to consider is that some research is out saying that three-day weekends improve your productivity and attitude at work.

So some people use this time as an example to their employees to be like, are their employers like, hey, maybe we should consider three-day weekends all that time. That would be a terrible idea. Okay, but if you're going to do that, let's just think logically. Tell me logically why it's a bad idea. Because then those four days, you're going to be working 14 or 15 hours a day. Ew, that's a really good thing.

You can't just work less and expect the same result. It's like in life, you can't just go, I'm going to work way less and hope that it's the same or more. You've got to find another way to do it. Yeah, but it improves attitude and productivity. Great. Find me some attitude and productivity and show me the revenue stream

on just the attitude and productivity. It doesn't happen. Revenue stream. Look at you. That's all my life is. That's all it is. How do you create new revenue streams for this? Yes.

I know. I would love to work four days a week, but we have to do seven-hour shows. Oh, and then after a couple years of three-day weekends, everybody's going to want four-day weekends. Give me an inch. That was my nickname of college. Give an inch. Mr. Gimmoninch.

Of course it was. How did you get all these nicknames? Mr. Givenich. Anything else are you done? Yes. How many pull-ups can you do in 60 seconds? Mr. Giminich. I can probably do more than these who do not go ahead.

I can do one. But I can't even do one at all. I can probably do at least 25. No way. There's no way. There's no way. I cash money.

Me too. My too. Yeah, we need to do a pull-up contest. Next week. You don't have to do 20. I'll subtract from the bell. Wow. Well, you're going to come down?

I'm going to come down. You only have 60 seconds. We have to talk about this next week. That's only like 20. One every three seconds. Yeah, one every three seconds. You can't do it, lunch. You can't do 20, period, straight.

You can't. There's no way. Because, listen, my point of bringing this up is that someone just set the new Guinness World record for most pull-ups in 60 seconds, and he did 51, and it was grueling. No, but he can do 25. Yeah, 501? Yeah. That's only, not even half. All right. Wow, you're so good at math.

He's like, how many is that in a minute? 30 seconds plus times eight. Okay. Mr. Give them an edge. Next week. Push up. I mean, pull-ups. It's a Bobby Ball Show

It's Eddie, our video producer's 12th anniversary this weekend, huh? Oh, boy. Did you do anything? Wow, that's exciting. Well, it's Saturday, so we have dinner plans, and then we really have a babysitter for like three hours, tops, and that's it. And because, I mean, babysitter for a long time is really expensive, so that's all we got.

I don't know. We haven't really done anything special in an anniversary in a long time. So, I'm always out of ideas for anniversary. I don't, you don't think, you're not out of ideas. I never had them. Yes. This is how Eddie works. Okay.

Eddie goes, man, whatever it is. I just, I don't have the idea. I'm like, dude, you tried to start thinking of it like five minutes ago. That's why. Like, had you started a month ago. When we got married the first five years, I was just like, boom, boom, boom, like, yeah, good idea here. Anniversary. And now we just kind of like, I remember a couple days ago we were like, so did you get me something?

And she's like, no, we're not going to do gifts, are we? And like, no, we're not doing gifts. But you're going, well, I just don't have a good idea. But you haven't thought it. You've been spending any time thinking about it. I know of a restaurant I want to take her to. There we go. And that's it.

That's what I got. And I know a place that I want to take her, you know, on a rooftop to have drinks before. But I don't know if the weather's going to be good. Yeah. It should be on Saturday. Have you thought about remarrying her? Oh, I thought about that. Yes, for sure.

Doing a vow renewal? Yeah, doing the vow renewal. And like making it a thing. Twelve years. That's a long time. I mean, it's been a bit since we've... Maybe that's more of a 15-year thing, like one of those milestonesers. Oh, I think you say 50.

Okay. No. We might almost be at that point where we need to renew stuff. You were together for a long time before you got married. Didn't she make you poop or get off the pot? Yeah, we were together about a six years before. I was like, all right, we'll marry. But it was she, I'm not going to call it what you want me to call it.

Ultimate them, for sure. I'm not going to call it that. But it was like, hey, we've been dating a long time. If we're going to get married, let's do it or not. That's an ultimatum. And I was like, you can call it whatever you want to call it. But then I was like, yeah, right. Like, whatever.

And then I kind of thought about it. I was like, okay, okay, I'm going to marry her. But, you're 12 years later. I'm still married. Two rocking kids. Yeah, and one of them turns four today. Dang. Happy birthday.

My baby! It's the Bobby Bones show. Gotta go. Want to say thank you for letting us put this entire week on. First of all, thank you to listens to the show because of you guys. We've been able to raise over $250,000. We haven't even looked since today as we've started the show. So thank you for being a part of Joy Week.

and for Pimp and Joy, and you go to BobbyBones.com, all of our Pimp and Joy stuff is still up. We have a neon collection, even the OG stuff is still up there, the black hats, the white hats. Yep. So thank you for helping make a difference. Thanks to Marin Morris, Brett Eldridge, Dustin Lynch, Rascal Flats, and Luke Bryan today.

So fun. For stopping by and performing. All brought an hour worth of music. Like, they set up their full band in the studio. It took time and effort, and it was really awesome of them. I hope you go out with Joy Week can just do something nice for somebody today, just for no reason. Yeah. Because people probably doing nice things for you and you have no idea.

So remember that when you're out today. So that's all. I hope you have an awesome weekend. Think about others. And we'll see you next week. Hope your Labor Day is good. I hope you have it off. Like I do.

I do. I was thinking about it. And I was like, I hope they're 14 hours. I hope they're working a long day. Not this time. Not this time. Not Labor Day. Thank you very much.

My Instagram is Mr. Bobby Bones. So we're going to go. but just know this week's been very special to us. I hope it's been to you. And without you guys, we would not have been able to do what we've done together. Thank you. Have a good weekend. Bye, everybody.

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