The Bobby Bones Show - Luke Bryan In Studio + Lunchbox's Holiday Dilemma + Bobby's Mystery Christmas Trip

Episode Date: December 6, 2017

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Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show. Come on, Bob. Morning, good morning. Welcome to Wednesday's show. Hey, Luke, Brian will be in today. Hey, Luke.

Hey. Morning, studio. Morning. You know, I always like to start the show off of something a little trivial, just to kind of get our juices going, yeah? So, do you know lunchbox is in a feud right now with his mail carrier? His male carrier. Yeah, they're having a beef. His mailman, basically.

Male or female? But it's a female, right? It's a female. Yeah, you're beefing with your male man. Why? Yeah, well, because she didn't take my mail. Like, I had outgoing mail, and I clip it to the outside of the mailbox so she can see it, and she didn't take it. And I'm like, well, what in the world is that all about?

So a couple days later, I confront her about the issue. I said, hey. Wait, wait, wait, wait. I mean, hey, you need something mailed out and they don't pick it up. That is an issue. Well, how do you confront her? Because they are my bills. I mail my bills, so they have to get paid on time or the lights go out.

Or they put a padlock on the door and I can't get in. So I said, excuse me, why in the world did you just put mail in my mailbox the other day and not take my mail? And she said, I'm sorry, sir, just to let you know that picking up the mail is a courtesy. We are not required to do it. Really? You have lost your mind. No way. I was like, you aren't lying to me.

Like, you have really lost your mind. There is no way that your job description is to put mail in the mailbox, but not take the outgoing mail. I have never heard of such a dumb job description in my life. Because if that is true, they need to rewrite the whole USPS system because that is awful. Huh. Have you all ever heard that before? No, never. Did you Google it and see if that was true?

No, I didn't Google it. I just was like. Oh, you just accepted that it wasn't true? No, I accepted that I was right and she was wrong and I was mad. It does seem weird that they would not pick up if you bought stamp. I don't know, but all I knew is they were fighting with each other. If they're just doing that out of courtesy, then I've had some super courteous mail people because my mail always gets fixed out. Every year for like my life.

What are you mailing out that they don't want to take anymore? I'm mailing bills. I got the electric bill, the water bill, the cable bill, the house bill. Why don't you do? Auto draft. auto draft you can't trust it. Okay, what about just paying it through your bank account? No.

Just a drop-down tab. Can't trust the mailman either, so. Yeah, like, humans are less trustworthy than the machines are. The fact that I see it leave, like, in the Internet, it can just get lost or like a text message that you never get. You know what I mean? Like, a text message, ah, didn't go through. My payment doesn't go through all of a sudden, you know, or I lose my credit. So to communicate with people, do you go knock on their door to make sure they do?

Like, you don't text us anymore. You just go to the door to make sure it makes it. No, because I don't live anywhere. I don't know where they live a lot of people live. Eddie's been researching this. There's a lot of stuff going on over here. I mean, a lot of people complain about this. So is it a courtesy?

I don't know. I'm on forums over here, reading people complain the same thing lunchbox is complaining. Eddie's on the USPS message board. This is interesting. Create an avatar, dude, and get the community. All right, there's more. To be continued.

Interesting. I bet listeners will tweet us and tell us, but lunchbox is five. Surely we have some mail carriers listening right now. He's beefing with the mailman, which is... I might go by the post office. You should. Take audio. And talk to the...

person at the desk. Yeah, okay. Yeah, do that. That's what I'm going to do. Bring it in tomorrow. All right. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. It's off-duty firefighter. His name's John. He was driving in Orange County, California, and there was a plane, the airplane was flying kind of low over the interstate. And then he saw it crash right in front of him. And he's like, what in the world? The wing actually clipped the very front of his truck.

He jumps out, runs toward the burning small plane, pulled out both the passengers, There's a husband and a wife. They had several broken bones, but we'll make full recoveries. Oh, my goodness. Yeah, so off-duty firefighter John Meffert, that's it. You get this. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show.

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Amy has booked a photo shoot already for our kids at Christmas. Yeah. Next week, Amy's kids should be in America. There has been no change so far. Yeah, nope, no change. And we plan on right now, we have to see how the transition goes. we plan on taking the kids to Colorado for Christmas because that's where our entire family is going to be

and all their cousins and stuff. And, you know, it'll be good family time. So in Colorado, it's so beautiful in the mountains and the snow and all that. And there's like our family there has this photographer that we've used for family photos before. So I emailed her and I was like, hey, are you around? Would you be able to take our family photos? And she was like, yeah.

I was like, perfect. Amy, so I like to make it. just an observation. Yeah? I'm so happy your kids are coming home. You've been in this adoption process for five years, and next week they're going to be in America. That, to me, first of all, still blows my mind.

Secondly, they're going from Haiti, which is always super hot. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've never been below, like, I don't know, 80. I know. And you're taking them to the snow? Yeah, I know. I mean, talk about just a culture shock. Yeah, but, I mean, think about it.

What if we live? in Colorado, like say we were adopting them and we lived in Colorado. They'd be in the snow. What if you live in the North Pole? I mean, it's not what if. Yeah, but I mean, you're acting like we're just supposed to protect from certain climates. Like, I could be adopting them and live in Canada. Like, a lot of people from Canada adopt from Haiti.

I know all I'm saying is it's just going to be a culture shock. Like, be ready because they've never seen anything like this before. Yeah, I already have their little jackets and their little pants and they're, I have all their, I have their beanies. I have everything. They're good. we'll be good. I mean, Bobby, they're going to be getting on an airplane for the first time, too.

What do you want me to, like, walk them here because they've never flown before? No, all I'm saying is, it's a lot at once. I know. I know. That's why we're playing it. I also said, if you notice before I started this conversation, I said, we need to evaluate their transition before we actually go. But as of right now, we have a trip book to spend Christmas with our family in Colorado,

and I have books of photo shoot. But if I need to cancel all of it for their well-being, I totally will. Obviously, they are number one priority. But I feel like I know my kids well enough where they're going to like love the snow and love having family time. Have you in your mind, are you prepared for them coming over and hating it for a while? Like you're just being miserable because they're not used to it? Like it's not. Yes.

Whatever the situation is, even if it's bad, when we go to a new environment. Right. Just because it's better doesn't mean we love it. I've already, in my head, I have, like, the honeymoon phase, like, figured out. Like, I have, I'm prepared for that. Like, it's probably going to be pretty amazing, days one and two. Everyone's going to be, like, happy, whatever. And then I feel like, and because I've talked to people, I mean, I'm not just walking into this.

I mean, we've been preparing. I think there will be things once it starts to settle in with. them like oh my gosh where is this life the only life i've ever really known at the orphanage and where are all my friends and my nannies like basically all my caregivers and now i'm here with these people who they know to be their mom and their dad but still there's going to be so much shock that i'm waiting for some of it to yeah i i i it'll set in and some stuff we'll just have to really deal with and council i mean there's there's stuff we have to take it to take you to take it and i'm it case by case. I've had so many people recommend so many different things to me, but at the end of the day, I love all of their advice. They're like, I can tell you what happened with our kids, but really you're going to have to just figure out what's best for your kids. Let me give you a piece of advice.

Okay. Yes. Yes. Follow your heart. Okay. That's my advice. Well, I know, but I mean, yeah. No, it's just going to be a lot for you. And you know that, and we all know that. And we also have to be prepared to understand that's going to be a lot for you. And you are also going to have moments of weakness and strength and all. I mean, it's just a whole circle. It's just crazy. You're going to be here next week. Trust me. I know it's not going to be all peaches. And I'm thankful for those that have gone before me who are able to help walk me through

this because they're helping prepare me. And I'm thankful for that. Yeah. What about people who let you off work a whole lot over the last five years? You're welcome for that. Yeah, I mean, absolutely. Because lunchbox wants to be thanked. Yeah.

The whole show, I mean, think about it, though. Like he has anything to do with it. If I didn't pick up the slack when she was gone, then she would not be able to leave. So it is a big deal. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Your Wednesday, positivity happens right now. Inside a segment we call Tell Me Something Good. Tell me something good.

Buttermilk, the Beagle, has a new home. Thanks to a video that went viral, a first scaling a four-foot cage at a Virginia animal shelter. He's trying to get out and climbed up the wall. By the way, beagles don't do a lot of, well, anything. And so that's why it was so viral. Beagle just chomping away.

Climb to four foot fence. I can't climb four foot fence. This is a dog doing it. Hey, what do you have? So there's this neighborhood that's going around and setting up Christmas lights for those in need, especially this one woman who apparently she decorates her house like every year. It's like her thing. She's known for it. But she had to have surgery

this year, which set her back and she's not able to do it. So she's on the list of people that got Christmas lights. A local Ace hardware donated all the decorations. So this neighborhood, everyone's all lit up for Christmas. They're not letting anybody get out of it just because of, you know, a certain thing. Literally and figuratively. Yeah, lit up. Yeah. That's so cool.

Like, I just, yeah. Lunchbox. Jamie's in Florida this weekend. She's running a marathon. Come into the finish line. Oh, boy. Go ahead. And she sees her boyfriend. She's like, I thought he was running the half marathon. Well, he's there. to congratulate her on finishing the marathon. Then he gets down on one knee and says,

will you marry me? So she finishes her first marathon on her 30th birthday and he proposes. Wow. Wow. And so she said, she said, yeah, yes, I'll marry you.

He didn't even let her cut your breath. No, he didn't let her get water first. Dang. No banana? Nothing. I was watching this proposal video and this guy was about to propose to his girl and he takes off his shoes first

and so, like, why did it? So then I scroll and look at the comments and they're really expensive tennis shoes and I guess you don't want to crease them so he took his shoes off so he didn't crease them when he bent down. People loved it. I love my shoes, but I didn't think about the creasing part.

Maybe I should know. Yeah. Lunchbox is sick. Did you guys know this? No. Kind of sick. Boy, he diagnosed himself from the internet. What do you have lunchbox?

What disease? I have vertigo. So you get dizzy or something? Oh my gosh, yeah. What's up? With your ear? Yeah, it's really weird. It's a special, it's not funny, guys.

Bobby's lacking. Like, this is serious. It's really, it's really serious. It's called positional vertigo is what I have. It's because when I lay down to go to sleep and I close my eyes, the room starts spinning. Yeah. No, no, no. After drinking?

No, no, not drinking. And then, like, when I get up and I stand up, like, if I have to go to the restroom in the middle of the night or whatever, I have to stand there for a second because I can't get my balance because I'm about to fall over. and the room is spinning. So I googled it and went to WebMD and I have positional vertigo. It's an inner ear problem caused by brief and sometimes severe feelings of spinning. Does it keep you from reading well? Yes, it does, actually.

Like you just did. Maybe that's been a problem for years, guys. Vertica? Yeah, positional vertigo. So why don't you go to the doctor and get a fixed? It's like tubes in your or something. Yeah, I'm going to have to do that. I'm going to find a specialist, I guess.

I don't know what kind of doctor you go to if there's an ear doctor or if you just go to the normal doctor. Probably your nose and throat. The last time lunchbox had a disease, he went to the doctor and they were like, dude, you have hepatitis. And you have pills. No, no, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Tuberculosis, I didn't have hepatitis, you crazy. Dang, dude. Well, I mean, some people have it.

It's not a big deal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I want to take claim of my own diseases and I have tuberculosis. I don't have hepatitis. Some people call it TB. Yeah. And I did have it. I was sweating at night and I was,

you know, it looked like I had run five miles and my bed was dripping. Like, I had to get a towel and dry off every single night. That's so disgusting. Dude, that's so good. So, lunchbox came to work and he's like, hey, I got it. What is it? Tuberculosis. He's like, hey, I got tuberculosis.

And I was like, get out of here. He's like, it ain't contagious. And then I look it up and it's one of the most contagious diseases in the history of contagious diseases. goodness. So much so that Amy got it later. Really? The whole show, except for me, has had tuberculosis. Yeah.

Hey. My skin test, I mean, it was sort of inconclusive. No, it wasn't. Yeah, it wasn't. We've all had it. Yeah, yeah. Oh, mine was conclusive and this vertigo. It's serious deal, so I'm going to go to the doctor.

But, yeah. So if you guys see me stumbling, it's because I have positional vertigo, and it's not funny. It isn't. Okay. It's a serious condition. Like, you can get hurt. Like, if you fall over the middle of the middle of night, bust your head, I mean, that's bad news. It is bad news.

Go to the doctor then. You can't just diagnose. We're laughing because you diagnose yourself, and it really could be anything. No, it can't. When you type in the symptoms in WebMD, it was the first thing that popped up. There was no other thing that popped up, but positional vertigo. It says positional vertigo or cat scratch fever. Bobby Bones show.

Story up today. This story comes over from Sioux City, Iowa. A 33-year-old man was broke, needed some money, so he's like, hmm, let me see what can I do? I'll print out a $1 million bill and take it to the bank and try to deposit it. Interesting concept. So I went into the bank, said I'd like to deposit this $1 million bill. And I'm sure they accepted it and he had a million dollars, right? No, unfortunately, they called the cops and arrested it for forgery.

A million dollar bill. I mean, can't hate on it for trying. Yeah. If I... Hmm. I wonder what that bill looked like. I wonder if it was like a big piece, a full piece of paper. Like it was so big.

Like, here's my million dollar bill. Oh, go big or go home. I agree with that. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. You know the dumb argument, Amy and I just had? Yeah. If spanking is also hitting.

Oh. I want to hear the argument. No, it's just if you spanked, that's a hit. It's just how hard you hit. But she's like, spanking is not hitting. Gosh, I might be with Amy on this one. Thank you. I was spanked.

I was crushed. But you also say you were hit. Yeah, no, spanking is, like, if you take your hand and you do that, that's hitting. Okay. In the butt, in the leg, you're still hitting something. The argument continues, because I was spanked, but I don't think my parents hit me. They hit you. No, they spanked me.

But it's a hit. It may be a lighter hit. It's not a punch in the face. I think of hitting, like if you say, oh, I hit my child. It doesn't, it's like, oh, I just reacted and, like, hit them without thinking it through and it wasn't punishment. It was, like, hitting, you know? Like, to me, that sounds more abusive.

than spanking. Yeah, well, the spank is the form of discipline. That's exactly what I said, Eddie. The physical action is probably, yes, a hit. Yeah. Thank you. You both might be right. Thank you. But I do like spanking way better.

The word is better, but it's still a hit. Oh, well, we weren't arguing. That's not, the argument wasn't that. Like, was it? Yes. Will you guys just agree to disagree? No, no. Spank is a hit.

If you put your nose in the corner, that's not a hit. That's still disciplined. I know, but I mean, When I have kids, I'm going to make them be disciplined by reading poetry for hours. Oh, that's good. It's going to be the complete opposite to how I was raised. I was like, oh, you've been bad? Oh, you shall take out some paganocist.

311. Yep, and you'll read it for three hours. Not again. Dad, that's right. So, yes, that's what we sat and argued about this morning. Sounds fun, guys. Yeah, Amy's, well, listen, I'm not about to have kids. My life's the same.

It's true. I think Amy's having a bunch come on her at once now. It's a lot to think about, Amy. She needs to figure stuff out. Yeah. I'm not going to hit them though Are you going to spank them? Maybe

Yeah Sounds weird too Lethbox What? Just this is that his question Why? You're going to spank him? No he said hit

Oh Yeah That's wrong with you man The Bobby Bone show A woman is facing charges After police say she created a fake online account And then threatened herself

To make it look like her ex-boyfriend was threatening her life It's going to be tough her to date again, huh? Like, if I'm Googling her later on. Yeah. Because I'll Google everybody. I'm like, huh? Oh, she did this, huh? The 22-year-old is accused of making fake social media profiles under the name of her ex-boyfriend. Her boyfriend was first accused of threatening her in September and was sentenced to jail. She then wrote threats posing as her boyfriend each time he was released from jail. Like, cuckoo!

Come on. Oh, my goodness. She would show the threats to authorities. and he would be sent back to jail every time for violating his terms of bail. Oh, no. I'm sure he was like, you guys, do you really think I would keep doing this? Zuckerberg, can I get a hand here? Yeah. She created fake Facebook, Instagram, a fake phone number on apps that you can create fake phone numbers from, and was sending threats to herself.

It's just, you're going to get caught eventually, too, you'd think, unless she's so nuts, what she is that she thinks she can last forever doing this. But yeah, I thought that was kind of fascinating story. The minute he gets out of jail, it's like, oh, goes a post. As he's walking out, he threatens her. Cops, look. He doesn't even have a cell phone back. Oh, man.

I don't know anything about this dude. But my heart hurts for him a little bit. Yeah. Because people are crazy. He had no chance. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. She's probably not datable.

Men are mean and women are crazy. Oh, men can be crazy, though. Yeah, but generally no. When it comes to hormones and hormonal, men are crazy like serial killers. It's a different kind of crazy. Men are way crazier than women are. Like, men are functionally, like, broken. Because they're all, all the serial killers are lonely white men.

Like, look at them for the most part. They're all men between 30 and 45 who have parent issues. They're all mostly white men, 30 between 45 who have parenting issues. But I'm talking about, like, everyday crazy. Yeah. We're not talking about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no, that, that. Like, every day crazy is generally female, and everyday mean is generally men.

I'll see that. Okay. Because men are just... They'll give you the hormonal crazy for sure. Maybe men's what affects the women. Maybe men being such jerks or what makes women get crazy. Maybe. But not that.

That woman's crazy. She's crazy. I ate the same thing for breakfast every morning. I ate the same thing for lunch every day. Dinner, I switch up. Sometimes, because I have to go to work and do work meetings. But I had a different breakfast this morning. I had my normal breakfast tacos.

So I'm all off. I had some stupid shake. Oh, you didn't like it? It's okay. But it's just not what I'm used to. I had some shake and then some oats thing. I'm trying to lose a few pounds. Christmas is coming up, trying to get ahead of it.

And so now I'm all like, I feel off balance with life. Okay. I like the same thing all the time. I need a schedule. I need to be here at O-O. I need to be here at 05. I need to eat. Same thing.

I go crazy. I'm already going crazy this morning. That shakes. It tastes like a bologna was coming through the top of the shake. Yeah, that doesn't sound good. That's disgusting. I know. I know.

It was so. I feel like how to make it. I know. It was so thick. I felt like I was eating meat. Like I was having a meat shake. That could be the problem. Yeah.

So that's, that's, not much walking down last night. It was not good. Oh, the latest? Oh, you stayed up? No, no, no, no. Last time was Tuesday. Oh. What I was saying?

That show comes on Sunday. That's right. No, mind. We're all in a state of confusion here. Amby's got kids going over. I'm drinking meatball shakes. Lunchbox is fighting with his wife about Christmas. Yeah, what's up with that?

Oh, man. Well, she brought up the idea because usually we alternate holidays, like we did Thanksgiving at her family's house, so Christmas is at my families. And she goes, what if we combined Christmases where my family came and celebrated with your family? And I mean, okay, that sounds like a great idea, but where was that idea when it was Thanksgiving time, when it was her family time?

Why didn't we spend a combined Thanksgiving? So the selfish part of me is like, well, then that means we spent one extra holiday with your family compared to my family. Didn't this happen last year kind of two where she tried to throw a little branch in the normal plan? Yeah, she wanted to spend like three days here and then drive and spend three days with my family. And I was like, no, no, no, no, no, we're doing exactly how it's supposed to be. Six days of your family. Yes. Wow.

So I just feel like. like it is a little selfish on her part to ask to bring her family to my family's Christmas and I don't know how to handle it. Well, you did agree that you would spend the time at her family for Thanksgiving. And I did that. But you didn't spend

six days there. I spent one Thanksgiving the day after four days. Yeah. Maybe her family can come for a day or two. Yeah, just a day. I mean, that's how, because they're going from Houston to Austin, so maybe two days. Not the whole time, but two days.

Why can't they do that? Well, no, she wants them to actually come to my parents' house and sit down and have the Christmas meal and all that. What's wrong with that, though? It's just a meal. It's, get there in the afternoon the day before, have that whole day, and then they can leave the day after Christmas. I don't know.

I just was, I felt like it was kind of intruding on my family time. Isn't she part of your family? She is part of my family. I just don't know this. I guess I don't know the marriage thing because I'm not. not married because it just seems to me like there comes the point where you kind of just combine everything. Do you think your parents and her parents could, do they get along?

I don't know. I mean, they maybe hung out once or twice. Like, they hung out at the wedding. I mean, I don't know. So they don't really talk. They don't talk. Are they similar at all? No, no, not really.

Not really. What's the difference than your parents and your wife's parents? My parents are more laid back. political views, exact opposite. Boy, that would get you. Yeah, no politics at Christmas time anyways. That's not true. There's politics everywhere all the time.

You can't get out of it. You can't. It comes up all the time. Yeah. Like, I would wear who shirt I voted for to dinner. Just get it out of the way. Yeah, okay. Yeah, so they're just, I mean, I would say they're kind of, I mean, they're both nice.

Oh, there you go. Then they had that in common. They have common ground. They should just talk about, tell me something good from the past year. Yeah. Listen, I, how mad, does she hold things against you for a long time? No, she's pretty good about not doing that. I do, I hold things.

Yeah. I save them up in the little, you know, a little belt. And I'm like, oh, they pull that one out. Woo! Throw it at her. But she doesn't do that. No. If I could just offer you a piece of just human advice.

Yeah. Little compromise. Let them come hang out the day before Christmas. Christmas Eve, maybe that evening. Okay, and then don't talk to them on Christmas. No, they're all Christmas and they leave the 26. You still have four days. four days to spend with your family by themselves.

That's what I'd say. Anyone want to disagree? Because I'd be happy to take account. Oh, that's good advice. Yeah. No, I could do that. But, yeah. They could do a down and back. Houston's not that far. They could do one day. But if they want to, great. I'm just saying if he needs more of a compromise. No, that's still six hours

on the road on one day. Even more, maybe. A lot. There you go. What are you going to do? I go to her and say, hey, they can come for a day and a half. day and a half. I mean, jolly old St. Nick and be nice and, you know, grant her Christmas wish. Yeah. Yeah. I think we found it. And if you want to call us, please do. You can add your input. It just seems like why create a conflict

when there doesn't have to be one? And you love to save things up. You can save this up and use it later. Right. Like next year? Oh, why did my family come to your family? Yeah. Would you want that, though, talking to how different they are? Would you want your family to go stay at her family's place? Yes, because I would want to be even. If she gets it this year. You're so a church. Sure. Let's not act like any of us are the beacon of maturity, first of all. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Everybody keeps score. That's what we do in life. And it's all, I mean, it's about winning. I mean, it's not. It shouldn't be. But I can't sit here and be judgmental because I, too, have kept score. I think we all have, regardless of what we say.

Amy? Yes, okay, fine. Okay, thank you very much. Get your Bobby Bones on. Hey, by the way, 45 minutes from now, Luke Bryan in studio. I shower and I check it I feel the buzz in my truck 45 minutes from now

Luke Bryan in studio So here are things you should never say to people Working at a store If you're in the store Because they're talking to If there's a cell associate Like don't say these things Number one

Wow, sure is busy in the store today Like they know Who here's done I've done seasonal work During at a store At a store I've worked at the store In the holidays?

Yeah, so I worked at Hobby Lobby. Lunchbox worked at Sam. Sam's Club. Woo. And Costco. It's a nightmare. Terrible. Anyone else since seasonal work at a, at a, no?

No. I mean, people are, there's different animals. Oh, no. It's like nighttime when, like, all the raccoons and wolves come out. That's what seasonal is like, where all the people who don't normally come out and they're a little more rabid. And so, here you go. Number two.

Hey, listen, I'm going to hurry. Can you make this quick? Listen, they got a lot to do. So don't ask them to make it quick. They are hurrying. hey, could you get this from another store? A lot of stores offer this, but holidays aren't the time, especially after December 20th.

Like, December 20th, you're on your own. You should have already done your stuff. And so don't ask for that. And then the, listen, this is why brick and mortar stores are going into business. Oh, that hurts. People are saying that. That doesn't make them want to help you. And then finally, hey, do you gift wrap?

Because unless the store has signs that do this, Don't bother asking. Unless it's something that's like, hey, we also gift wrap. Because if you ask, then they may have to do it, but they don't normally. And so, if you work in retail, you feel this. But it's just, no, it's a different monster. And they're stressed. I was stressed out of my mind.

Because people are running crazy and they're all yelling at you. It's like the DMV or the airport when everybody's like held up. That's what it feels like in a store if you're working there. and everybody's angry at you. But it's so holly and jolly. Merry Christmas. Exactly. I was reading this thing here about a show,

and it's called The Best Thing I Ever ate. I've never seen the show. It looks like a show. Look it up. I'm looking this up. Because I keep track of my favorite meals. Like, I have a best breakfast of all time in Albuquerque, New Mexico. Oh, I think the place is called The Spot.

Oh, you have, you did talk a lot about that book. Oh, I can't, and I need to look at the name of it, Except I was saved in my computer. It's called the spot, I think, or the place. Breakfast place, right? Well, they have food all the time. It's the most fantastic breakfast I ever had. Like, I ate it and went, that's the best thing ever had for breakfast.

For dinner, the best dinner I ever had was at Disney World. I went to a restaurant at Disney World, and I was like, this is it. This one's, I just don't have a favorite lunch. So I'm still searching for my favorite lunch of all times. It's still out there. It's still out. It's wide open, baby. So, this show is called The Best Thing I Ever ate.

What is it? It's on the Food Network. and it has these chefs and they tell you about where in the country you can find the best type of food like when they're not cooking this is where they go

for the best pizza the best this, the best this, and it's got a very positive rating. Like they'll pay, like these are chefs they could probably make anything but this is where they will go

and pay to have someone else's amazing food. Yeah, I'm still linker for that magical lunch, man. Hey, Katie and Virginia, you want to talk about lunchbox and his big family drama, huh? Yeah. So the deal is

lunchbox went to Thanksgiving at his wife's place, but now his wife's family wants to come to lunchbox's family, even though they've agreed it's lunchbox time. Yeah. What do you think? So that's how it kind of works with my family. Our families are about three hours apart, so I feel this pressure for sure.

But what I'm wondering is if lunchbox's family's perspective has been considered since they would be taking on extra people while they're hosting. And that just kind of changes the dynamic. Has your family heard this yet? No, we have not talked about it with my family at all. I just thought I'd bring it to you guys first You'd get a decision before I'd do it. I mean, I love that you bring it to us first.

I appreciate that. Like, for show, but like for real life, like, you get in trouble doing that. Well, they'll hear it on this. I mean, they'll listen every morning. I mean, and then would they stay at your family's house, would they have to get a hotel? Those are all things.

Yeah, that's all things they would have to do. They wouldn't stay at your parents' house, right? No, no, no, no. But would you stay at their house if your family went? Like, is their house big enough to where they have enough rooms to accommodate? No. No? No?

No? Because brother and sister, would be there so there wouldn't be enough rooms. Well, Virginia, our Katie and Virginia, thank you for bringing that up. Yeah, no problem. Just another, you too, just another wrinkle. I think about it. I appreciate you. By the way, if you are in Oklahoma City,

Eddie and myself will be there Friday night. We're playing a Diamond Ballroom. The Raging Idiots, Oklahoma City. Get your tickets at Raging Idiots.com. Friday night, we're there. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. 30 seconds skinny. Keith Urban and his wife Nicole Kidman.

They are selling their house near Nashville. They're asking $3.45 million, and that'll get you four bedrooms, four full baths, two half baths, a fitness room and office in a separate cottage. A little bit underwhelmed by the price of this house. They have a lot of money together. It shows just how reasonable they live their life. Together, they're making a lot of money. They could probably do $3.4 million a week.

and that's their house. But are they leaving Nashville? Are they leaving? Yeah. Oh, I don't know. They're just selling this one, but I assume not. I mean, maybe they have houses all over. In Nashville?

That's not really how houses all over works. Yeah, why would you have a bunch of houses? You don't have multiple houses in the same town. Oh, I don't know. I don't know the details. I don't know. But, I mean, like, Lunchbox, when you called to buy Reba's house, that was like $30 million, right? Oh, yeah, I was.

30 million? Or something like that. It was something ridiculous. Wow. And listen. Lunchbox, you could actually maybe. Stop. Tour this one.

Oh, tour it. I mean, I was ready to tour Jake Owens real easily. Other ones are so expensive. He can't even get a, like, they want to see all kinds of stuff before you can even look at it. Like, to be on the phone more than 30 seconds, we need to see you to check in a guy. Yeah. Yeah, what else you have? John Mayer was hospitalized yesterday for an emergency appendectomy.

I know. He was supposed to play a show in New Orleans, but it was postponed. The band has shows scheduled for tomorrow and Friday in Florida, so we'll see what happens. Well, it's not his band. Oh, he's not in Dead and Company? He is in Daddy Company, but it's the Grateful Dead. Without the lead singer, it's the Dead and Company. He just plays guitar for them.

Okay, yeah. I saw him talk about it on Instagram Live the other day for a really long time. That's what he does right now. He came in and talked about it with us. We had to go and spend months learning all their music. Now, please, please let John Mary come out, okay? Yeah, I think he's going to be... What's wrong with him?

He had an emergency appendectomy. That means he had to have his appendix removed. Oh, man. Were you listening to the skin? I didn't know what appendectomy was. Oh, I know what? Please, you're honest. That's it.

When you have an ectomy, it's the removal of whatever it is. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I had a solendectomy. Okay. And it took it out of it. All right. Is that it a minute? Yeah, maybe that's your 30 seconds getting.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bob. So I'm never going to get it at you. About 50% of teenagers have this. have this on their Christmas list. 50% of teenagers have this on their Christmas list this year.

Never going to get it. Half teenagers have this on their Christmas list. Hey, cry it. Kyra, yes. Aha. Kyra. How are you? Are you good?

I'm good. Are you good? I'm good. What do you think the answer is? I think it's some sort of record player. Ah, look at that. No, I'm sorry. That's not my name.

But thank you, and I appreciate you. Amy? A car. That is correct. Nice works. Yes, there you go. There she goes. By the way, teenager, stop making Christmas lists.

You're a teenager. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. There you go. Amy with the win this morning. Here we go with the drums. Bap, bha, bha, bha, bha, bha.

There she goes There Amy goes again There Amy goes again Over to Amy now Morning Corny Why did Santa's helper go to the therapist? Why did Santa's helper go to the therapist? Because he had low elf esteem

Someone who goes to therapy I'll be filing a complaint Can't go to therapy too It doesn't matter. Does it give me any right? I'm going to follow like I'm playing now. Okay. Yeah.

It's a good one. Yeah. That's okay one. What? Yeah. That was good. That was the morning corny. There it is.

Maybe you didn't get it. Huh? Elfesteem, you get it? Yeah, like self-esteem. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.

Everybody born sure. Let's go. All right, everybody. Luke Bryan's here. Clap hands by my buddy, Lou Bryant. All right. Luke, Luke. You good?

I just wooed myself. He wooed himself. I went, woo! And I'm like, well, is that legal for me to do that? Totally. All right, Luke. Let's talk about this record. The anticipation.

I got a bunch of songs up here. Which one is like your pride and joy? Man, I think from top to bottom, the best song on the album is most people are good. Give me another one. You know, another one is the title track, what makes you country. I mean, it tells such a great story of, man, I'm so tired. There you go. There it is.

I'm so tired of people trying to pigeonhole and put a label on what country truly is. And this tells the world that countries many things. Let me hear this. I got my dirt broke credit when I was 12 on a no-camp tractor hauling in bells, backing in boats, fishing limb lines. Running bird dogs through the Georgia finds Steps I covered down in peanut dust Friday night spotlight and that was us It might not have been you

But I can't judge Just be proud of what makes your country He's tapping their foot Oh yeah, no I'm kicking my chair on you I haven't heard on the radio yet So it's like got the sizzle on them Does it run in your blood Did it come from your daddy and mama

Sing with the Lord Where you converted by an Alabama song on the radio That felt so right Did you lock eyes with a little green-eyed girl from Jackson? Tell me what got you. I just got a know. Come on. Come on.

Come on. Come on. I got my Sunday. I hope I'm on pitch. You're nail it. You're nice. Waiting for the fall to finally come along so I can grab my gun and get my outside on.

Stepside Covered down. Singing in the morning. See, there's not many tricks on my old voice. Yeah, it's so good. Not a bunch of tuning. I would not. I would be an artist in here to sing along with every song.

That's the best thing to have you sing along with you as long. That's fun. How about this one right here? I like this one too. Yes. Went live? Yes. Yes.

More green grass grows and green on dollar bells. More babies raising, raising hell. More get back up. Sometimes you feel Well, I don't know it all Hey, but I know how it feels To be the guy that's trying to come back from behind Just trying to win life

That's a good one, man That's good You're making some chills there It's so fun hearing them on the radio Rather than, you know, your tires rumbling on a truck Going down the Honking Interstate, you know Well, it makes your country's the name of the record

The name of the song we played How, do you have to worry about anybody leaking this stuff out? I guess you always do, but it's so funny, man. You know, I don't even know what watermarked means, but everybody says, oh, it's watermarked, which means that there's a code with it or something. But it is what it is, man. I mean, I don't know if we'll ever get out in front of stuff getting leaked out. But at the end of the day, as long as there's an urgency for people to get it, that's what I hope's going on with my album.

How about this one right here? Sunrise, sunburn, sunset repeat. This may be a hit? You call it this a big way? I feel like it. Like the crowd's yelling right there. Sun set repeat. You imagine that?

That repeat, man. That's so big. The song almost needs to be named repeat. But, uh... Do you picture crowds when you record songs? Like one million percent. Do you what, would you ask him for? Do you picture a crowd?

Yes. recording us only how they're going to react to it. It's so fun to imagine what they're going to do, and then your imagination of it is what they're doing. So it's pretty cool. Like with light it up, you know, you felt like some people would start lighting up their cell phones, and it'd be a pretty cool moment. And they do. Oh, yeah. Look at this.

Man, it's been a long time. Did you put a record out, man? Dude, like sizzling in these headphones is, like, firing me up. Yeah. It's almost like you forget why you do this because you damn get excited and love it. Do you know every word to every song on a new record? You know, the only one, drinking again is the only one

that I probably couldn't perform live right now because it'll cross you up. But that's the only one. Yeah, I should know them all. Could you do Land of a Million Songs Live? Yes. You're always searching for a little something different to say. I wrote it.

I better be able to sing it. How long ago did you write this song? You're always searching for a little something. I think this spring, this fall. So recently. I tell you, it went down. So me and my producers, Jeff and Jody Stevens, wrote it. And sometimes you're in the trenches writing.

And that writing session sends your head down another path. And I went to go get coffee. We were at my songwriting room at the house. and I come back in and I said, boys, I just had a song idea, and I don't even know where it came from. But I said, land of a million songs. Nashville is the land of a million songs. And we need to write about how hard it is to make it in the land of a million songs. And Jeff, and I never will forget, we wrote it.

And then I'm laying in the bed one morning getting my whole sleep in. because I was probably coming off the road. And I'm sitting there listening, and I see the email of the demo come up on it. And I laid in the bed and just started tearing up and crying and called Jeff. And I was like, man, this is one of the best things we've ever been a part of. So when you can do that and it's fun stuff, fun, fun stuff. I got my dirt. What makes your country.

Good to see you again, by. Thank you. Luke Brown, everybody. Everybody loves it. I got hand, books. Fish and lamb, lamb. All right, back in a minute. Bobby Pones.

The Bobby Bones Show. Luke, Brian. It comes in, leaves, and everybody's like, who we're all exhausted. That was a lot. It's a lot, man. I love that, dude.

Hey, so here's the thing about Luke and Garth. They both sang along with their own songs. Yeah. Is that going to be a thing now? Yeah, it's going to have to be a thing. Because, I mean, if Luke and Garth do it and then someone else doesn't want to, don't be too good for it. Garth and Luke did it.

So I'm going to pull those and we'll plan back if you miss them. So it's been a pretty adventurous last two days. We can't talk about this for a second because, well, we expected Amy's kids to come next week. Now she doesn't know. Oh, boy. Well, I mean, as of early this morning, I thought that was still the case. But now I'm getting indications that maybe, I don't know. I just need to let it go.

I just need to not stress about it and just be like, you know what? If it's a week after night, it's not that big of a deal. But then that gets closer and closer to Christmas. I really, I don't know. I feel like I keep getting conflicting information. Well, my... I feel like when I'm there, I know way more and things get done. And then now that I'm not there, I'm like, ugh.

What I told Amy was. What? Well, I just told you. So I'm about to say again out loud. Like, you already know what I'm about what I told me. Amy's like, I just don't know what to do. It keeps going back and forth. And I said, the only constant of this entire five-year adoption is that you've never known

and it's always gone back and forth. So this shouldn't feel any different to you as far as it being surprising. it can make you sad that maybe it's not happening on the timeline that you hoped, but it's never been consistent ever. I know, but it literally changes like by the hour. But it's always changed, always. So if you go next week or the week after, or three weeks. Or, yeah, I know.

I know. But you've been waiting five years. And I am not known to be the most patient person myself. Yeah. It's just so close. I know. It's so close. I know.

And so, and then, you know, you want to go to Colorado for Christmas. I know. And what if they're not here? And I'm still, yeah, even though now I got this news this morning, I'm still keeping, like, that photo shoot and stuff. What do you think? I'll just cancel it. Best case scenario right now for when do your kids get to America? Best case scenario is what we've been thinking, which would be next week.

Okay. Do you have a day? Do you think that may come in? Best case scenario. Best case scenario would be Friday. Next Friday. The 15th? The 15th.

I did not have that day in the... That's my day. That's make that happen. You had to happen. Yes, let's go. Come on. Let's do this. Okay.

That's best case. That's best case. And if you want to take your time, I have the 16th, too, so it's up to you. Okay. And then worst case. March. Really? I mean, no. I don't.

Oh, I got March 31st. Let's do this. Let's do this. No, worst case, maybe if it rolls into January at some point. But that, because that's only a few weeks away. It's not like that's unrealistic, but that's worst. The only constant spin is nothing has been constant. So you have got to almost set yourself up before you go through this emotional.

to hurdles. Got to think I'm crazy because literally. We all think you're crazy. That's true. But we're all crazy too. I think I'm crazy. I know that I am. But let's just say, well, I just got to know that a key person into helping one thing along the

needs to get done is sick, which I do wish him well. I hope he gets better. But suck it up, huh? No. I don't know. I'm like, what are the odds he sick today? Yeah. So hopefully he'll get some help and get better soon.

And then maybe we'll be cruising again. I hope you get the kids about Christmas. Yeah, me too. So there's, Amy's mad at me too, by the way. Why? You already know. Oh my gosh, Amy. He's asking questions that the thing she already knows about.

Why? I forget why I'm mad at you. Well, because I have Christmas plans. Oh, yeah. By myself. I'm going somewhere, but I won't tell her I'm going. Oh. But I never tell anybody.

Yeah. We find out through Instagram later. Later. Later the fact. It's annoying. No, no, when I get there. You say nobody knows and then I find out from other people that they knew. Oh.

This happened when you went to Japan. You told me nobody knew, and then I found out from someone who I definitely have known you one million times longer than they had. Maybe I needed them to watch my dog or something. Nope. You didn't. You don't know everything. No, I didn't. You didn't need anybody to watch the dog.

She's mad, dude. By the way, I'm having to have nothing to do with any dog walk. Hey, write it down. Right now. No, no. Here's the thing. I'm just not saying where I'm going yet. Yeah, but why?

Just because it's my thing. Only have a thing. But I like this. You usually write it down. Like, we guess. We all have a guess, and it's kind of fun. Yeah. I guess, I guess.

Mike D knows. Okay. Okay. Don't be a hater. No, I'm not being a hater, but it's... Mike D going with you? No, nobody's going with me. Oh.

No, I'm not going to say that's cute. You're going by yourself? I wish somebody would go with me. Yes, I'm going by myself. Okay. Are you excited? No, I mean, whatever. Come on.

But this is your choice. You do realize that, right? It's not, for Christmas. No, who am I? Who am I? Just going to go with me for Christmas. Name one person who's going to go with me anywhere for Christmas. Okay.

There's no choice. I got no one. Find somebody. I'm not getting on Tinder and being like new at anybody. But you do this to yourself. Like you pick these places you want to go and you're not that excited about it. You go hang out in the hotel room. That's your choice.

That's true. But who would go with me? And I'm not going to sit at home. Okay. So I'm going. Okay. Which I'm excited for you. That's all.

Just would like to know where. What if something happens and we need you? Mexico City. Yeah. Okay. I said it. That's the one place you're not going. I said it.

There. It's out there. No chance. You know, any guests. I will tell you this I'll be flying for like 10 I mean for a lot of hours. Oh I know You said 10. It's a well or more

I got it. I could be I'm not sure yet Go ahead lunchbox. Rio de Janeiro Yeah Where is that? Brazil. There you go Yeah, Brazil. Oh I know. I got it? I'm not right now I'm not telling you if it's right or wrong I'm not the bell meant that no it just means Brazil was right You had?

23 of me connected you with a cousin in West Africa Boom! And you're spending That's where you're going. Are you going to, are you really? Dude, you're spending it with your family from West Africa. Ghana. Eddie, any guesses? Yeah.

Hawaii. Ooh. Yeah. Oh, buns out. Yeah, yeah. You're going to hang out with Kip. That's right. He invited you.

And Billy Currington. Yes. That is right. What are the odds? Did I go hang out with Kip and Billy Krington? Yeah. Really? If zero means no chance, 100 means for sure.

What are the odds? Where do you put me going to hang out with Kip? 50, right in the middle. Oh. Really? Wow. I would go 0%

and I enjoy both of them but that's not my thing. I'm not even living at shack with no internet. Will you tell us hot or cold? What do you mean? If we're hot or cold.

Are you gonna surf or ski? Ooh. Is there snow or sun? Oh, ocean. How can I be more specific? I'm done. Are you wearing mittens or shorts?

Both. Boots or flip flies. Exactly. Parker or paddle board. Anyway, Amy's going to Colorado. She hopefully will have her kids, and she may not. Lunchbox will be in Texas. Eddie will be in Texas.

I will be in Rio. Daxia! Brazil. Can you imagine me by myself? Like, scared out of your mind. But again, I would be mad. Brazil's cool, dude. Brazil's different, man.

This dog named Loka had her face kind of crushed in after another dog attacked her, but they created a 3D mask of a dog head, and they put it over her face, and her face is healing under the mask, like the skull is... So it's like a fake skull that's working for the dog.

Isn't that crazy? Wow, yeah. Yeah, the 3D stuff's crazy because they just print out whatever they want and whatever shape, and then right on the dog's head. And so now because the dog is still growing and developing is able to grow underneath this mask.

Oh, that was cool. I got an email says, hey, he's been with this girl for four months. And she says, hey, don't get me anything for Christmas. And it's like, hey, what does that mean? Does this mean not get her anything? Or does this mean? Because again, they've been together a short time. Yeah.

And she says, really, don't get me anything. And he's like, what does that mean? Because he doesn't want to make her mad, obviously. And I'm always under the impression. Always overperform. Never under. Overperforming, you don't get in trouble. And if you do, it's a fake trouble.

It's like, I told you not to give me anything. But you're so romantic. Kiss, kiss, kiss, kiss. Underperforming is doing exactly what she says. My advice would be to get her something. Just because even if she gets mad, what's the worst she's going to do? Yeah. Get mad at you for being a wonderfully romantic human.

But lunchbox is a good one. Go ahead. Yeah, you got a teacher. Okay, if she says she wants nothing, you get her nothing. Absolutely nothing. And then if she gets mad, this is a time to teach her a lesson. When you want something, you tell me you want something. If you say I don't want anything, I am going by your word and I'm not getting you anything.

So if you want something, speak up. So it's a lesson. It's a lesson. It's a time to test her to see if she's going to tell the truth or if she's trying to test you. And you're going to win that test because she's going to get mad and be like, look, when you say I want nothing, I want them. Like if you want to go to a party and you go, hey, is it okay if I go and she says yes? And you go and she gets mad? No, no, no, no, no.

You said yes. You can't get mad. So you get her nothing. Interesting. See, I didn't try to avoid conflict. and fights. So I would get her something. You should get her something anyway.

You didn't have to be anything crazy. Yeah, she's probably just trying to be low maintenance and not, you're pulling me together four months. She's just probably being like, yeah, don't worry about it. But really worry about it. There's always a language behind the language. But with guys, too, we talk in different language as well. Yeah.

You just got to learn to read everybody's language behind the language. Yeah. Like sometimes you have to feel great. I'm not sick. Let me alone. But you know he's. But you know he's sick. You have to learn these things.

And like I told him this year, you don't have to worry about getting me. anything, but he probably should. But he probably should, right. See, that's not cool. But if your husband's like, yeah, if he didn't, then it'd be okay. No, I wouldn't. You know it wouldn't, Amy. You may act like it was, but really you'd be so disappointed. No, I'd be like, wait, you really didn't get anything. You're going to fail lunchboxes test. Yeah, why do you play that game? If you want something to say, hey, yeah, you better get me a present. No, he really doesn't have to. Amy, if your husband got you nothing, you would just be so upset. No, I wouldn't be upset. I would just be like, really?

That's upset. I know, I don't make any sense. Eddie, do you guys exchange gifts, you and your wife? No, we're not doing any of this year. Why? All right. We told each other. You better get her.

Eddie. Yeah, Eddie, you need to make her something. I've been quiet over here while you guys been talking. She, oh, it's okay not getting you anything, but you have to get her something. I don't know what to get her now. What do you mean now? Because we both agreed. We have not going to give you this.

Eddie, I'll give you an idea. Okay. We'll talk off the area of me. I'll give me these sherry berries. You come to her. There we go. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America.

Last couple of days have been fun. Garth came in, and Garth was singing along to his own song. And I love it when people do this. There's something about this time here. It spins my head around. Takes me back. Makes me wonder. What she's doing now.

Listen to Garth now sing with that. It's like a time machine right there. So there was that. And then this morning, Luke came in and was singing with his song. Does it run in your blood? Did it come from your daddy and mama? Sing with it, Luke. Where you converted by an Alabama song on the radio.

It felt so right. Did you lock eyes with a little green-eyed girl from Jackson? Tell me what got you. I just got to know. Come on me, I got my Sunday Learning in a live old church I hope I'm on pitch You're doing for the fall

To finally come along So I can grab my gun and get my outside on Stepside covered down That's good Singing in the morning I saw him over there singing But you didn't want to sing on mic I was like dude just sing on mic

You didn't want to sing with his own song And I was like yes for sure Sing with your own song So that's fun All the year end list to come out now. Top 10 movies of 2017 from Rolling Stone. I haven't seen one of them.

Oh, no. Yeah, but I don't see a lot of movies. That's true, true. If you've seen it, say yes, okay? A Phantom Thread, a ghost story. At number eight, Detroit. Yes. You like that one?

Really good. Number seven, the shape of water. Number six, Lady Bird. I've been reading it all about Lady Bird. I know nothing about it. It's supposed to be the highest rate of movie of all time. What's it about? All time?

All time? I don't know. Lady Birdley. That's what I thought it was about. The Post, number five. Three billboards outside Ebbing, Missouri, at number four. Call me by your name at number three. Get out at number two.

Oh, so good. So good. So good. So good. Well, I love it? Yes. I just can't commit to watching a scary movie because I get scared. I'm not going to say anything.

Okay. I get scared, though. Stop. And then I have nightmares if I ever get to sleep. Come on. I told you. I tried to read Twilight once, and I couldn't. It started something, vampires had to stop.

Number one, Dunkirk. Anybody see Dunkirk? Mike D did? So these are all movies. Dang, nothing for me. I'm not a connoisseur of the film so much. But Mike D is, Mike D is more of the common man, though. Mike D is a show producer or writer.

Mike D goes out and watches these movies now. Mike D, your top five movies of the year according to you number five. Baby Driver. Oh, it's good. Man, you've seen a lot of these things. Wow. Number four. Wonder Woman.

That was good. I saw a Wonder Woman. And when I watched it, I'm glad I didn't know they had to, like, CGI her pregnant belly. It had been all I was thinking about. Like, how fascinating is technology they can do that. Yeah. But I didn't know it afterwards. So I'm glad everybody else, if you haven't seen it.

No, that she was pregnant. And that's what technology allowed you to do. That's amazing. Yeah, number three. Get out. Get out. Oh, wow. And your student.

Number two. It. What's it? The clown. Clown. That's your number two movie? Yeah. It?

Interesting. Number one. Spider-Man. humcoming. Okay. Isn't there like too many versions of Spider-Man? But it's the best one yet?

It is? Yeah. Okay, there you go. That's the common man's top five list over there. And by common man, I mean, Nerd alert, nerd alert. There are no cartoons in there?

Mm-mm. Dang. What would you put on there in a cartoon? Oh, El Coco, dude, for sure. It just came out. That one in there? Yes. My number one, and five.

Yeah? Yeah. I got the list of artists that I listened to most this year. They just put it up on the screen. Here are the artists that I listened to the most this year. Ready? Yeah.

My most listened to artists that I played, like, streaming was Lindsay L. Oh, that makes sense. Of course. Which, by the way, let me sidebar for a second. So, Lindsay and I used to date for a long time, and we're still friends. And I talked to her yesterday, and she was like, hey, listen, don't be mad. You know, when someone starts a conversation with don't be mad. You know, I was like, I'm about to get mad, right?

And I was like, yeah, yeah, she goes, so I've been writing songs and, you know, it's just a point in my life for I'm frustrated and you write songs about your life. And I'm like, what's this song? She goes, well, I mean, it's about a breakup, you know. And so it's just a song. It may never see the light of day it may not. But she sends it to me. And I was like, listen, that's you. And, you know, songwriters, artists, that's their therapy.

And she was like, you know, don't get mad. And I was like, I'm not mad. I said, hey, listen. Let me, hey, don't get mad, I'll say. Don't get mad. But I got a little sombery. No, I don't get mad. Let me tell you.

Now, my therapy is talking on the radio. Uh-oh. Yeah, yeah, that's true. Yes. And she has to deal with that. Yes. And so I was like, don't get mad. But I, okay, I see the seal.

Wow. The seal's been popped. You know what I mean? Dang. Yeah, I'm just a pop the seal. Anyway, my number one played artist is Lindsay L. My number two played artist is Chris Stapleton. My number three played artist is Ed Sheeran and then Coldplay in John Mayer are my top five played artists of the year.

Wow. Go ahead. I thought John Mayer would be higher up there. Well, it's not going to be Lindsay. Sure. And then stable and put it up three records. So. That kept you busy.

Yeah. And then, yeah. When do we get to hear Lindsay's new song? No, it's something she just like wrote. It could be a year, five years, seven years, 20 years. Don't ask me. Oh, I didn't know. She just sent me like a rough.

I feel like, well, yeah. We'll probably know which one it is. How did it feel to listen to it? Did you feel? Well, then she hit me up later. She goes, I never got a response from it. I was like, what kind of response do you want? Cool, cool.

Yeah. She was like, I was like, here's what I thought about song. The chorus was really good. She was like, no, not about the actual. The lyrics. The beats good. Yeah, the words. The story.

The message. That bridge is a little bit of work. I totally hit her with that kind of talk. And obviously that's not what she was looking for. So that's annoying. And you know, that you're smart. Can you add some dobro on that?

I did. All I said was I thought the hook was really strong. I thought the second verse was cool, but the first one was a little bit hokey. Is that where she really attacked you, first verse? Is that attacking? You're ridiculous. Why? That's how you, I love that.

That's how you answered. That's how I think about life. But you know, so how did the song make you feel? Yeah, exactly. We've asked you like four times if you felt. It made me feel like the verse is very strong. You're avoiding it. There's no avoiding it.

It's just, it is what it is. I already know all this stuff. I don't know all this stuff. Okay, there's a difference in knowing feelings and feeling feelings. She did tell me yesterday that she's had to turn the show off sometimes. She's like, I just can't listen to talking about certain things. Like right now. She probably just did.

I don't even know if she's listening. I tell her to don't listen to the show. I can't believe she still listens. That's crazy to me. That's not crazy. I get it. we're still friends. I mean, she's writing hate songs about you.

It definitely wasn't a hate song. It wasn't a hate song. It was therapy. You don't get it at lunchbox. Yeah, like right now I'm doing therapy too. This is therapy. Tip for tat. There you.

Christmas movie or not? The survey ends a long-running debate. Oh, here we go. I'll give you the movie, tell me if it's a Christmas movie or not because they all happen at Christmas, right? Yeah. And if people happen in their minds, if it happens at Christmas, it's a Christmas movie.

It's not the case. Christmas can just be a backdrop. It can be a part of the, storyline. For example, if you show Home Alone in April, they do it all the time. People watch it fine. But if you show Elf in April, it's like that doesn't seem right. So I've been on the Home Alone, it's on a Christmas movie wagon for 10 years. More than that. Okay. Thank you. So, Christmas movie or not, Amy, die hard. I don't know that I know enough about diehard. It's at Christmas. Yippikai, yay, mother.

Yeah. No, because there's more diehards other times of these. year right? Most of Christmas though. They are? Most year. Nah, it's not. Okay. 56% say Christmas. Okay. Which, I don't know it's not a Christmas movie. Okay. Christmas is in it, but it's about the building gets taken over and and, and, uh, rumor Willis's dad goes in and crushes him. Bruce Willis.

Yeah, Demi's, X. Demi Moore's X. Rumor gets a shout out, not Bruce. Got it. Okay. Home alone. Yes, Christmas movie. Well, I'm sorry to say 97% of people say it is a Christmas movie. Yes. Yeah. You're part of that three. I have hard. And he's sticking to it. Gremlins.

Yes. 40% said Christmas, so no. Oh. It's frozen? It's 22% say Christmas. Okay. I've never seen that. 78% say it's a Christmas movie. Yeah, it has Christmas in the title. Eyes wide shut.

Just because that's Christmas in the title. That's a weird movie. Eyes wide shut, yeah. But apparently it happened to Christmas. I didn't even realize that. Only 5%. There's a lot of other stuff going on in that movie. It's like kind of dirty too.

That's weird, man. Who was in that? Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman. Oh, really? I never saw that one. I didn't see that or I didn't see Gile. I never saw Gile. That's a weird one to bring up.

That was like, J-Lo and Ben Affleck. I heard it was, I haven't seen. either, but isn't that like the worst movie of all time? I believe so. I mean, I've seen the pretty bad ones. I haven't seen that one though, so I don't feel like I have the... You can't get it in an opinion. I don't have the education.

I actually say... I've been educated in that movie. By the way, if you're in Oklahoma City, Eddie and I are going to be there Friday night. We're playing. The Raging Idiots are playing our last weekend on the road, maybe ever. So Oklahoma City, you want to come out. We'd love to see you. Drive to Oklahoma City.

Raging Idiots.com. Namsday. Tickets. dot com. Yeah, yeah. I'll have a game for you guys. What it is, is I'll give you the slogan of the food company.

Oh. Like the product? Yeah. That's easy. Love it. I'll crush this. Easy as pie. Like Sarah Lee.

Anyone want to order the shocker? That's so easy. Oh, that shocker. Yeah, exactly. It's a little harder. All right, here we go. Ready? How about this one?

Amy. Bech can't eat just one. Whose slogan is? that. Bet you can't eat just one. Once you pop, you can't stop. Lace. That is correct.

Nice. Amy gets... Wow. Lunchbox. Oh, yeah. I'm ready. Is it in you? Excuse me?

Yeah, take your time. Is it in you? Is it in me? What are you thinking? I want to hear what you're thinking. Is it in you? That's the slogan. Is it?

Is it? Is it in you? Is it in you? What in the world? I thought you were going to... I have never heard this in my life. Gatorade. Is it in you?

Duh. Yes. Eddie. Come on. Mm-mm. Good. Yeah, that's a Campbell soup. That's correct.

Is it in you? That's our slogan. It really isn't a commercial. In a board meeting, it's someone suggests that. Who goes? Yeah, let's go with that. That's perfect, guys. All 10 of us voted yes.

Let's go. Unanimous. Amy. Hungry. Why wait? Hungry. What? Hungry. Why wait? Hamburger helper? No.

You want to steal? But if you miss it, you drive your point. No. I'm out. And he stealing? Oh, hungry, why wait? Yeah. No. All right. It's Snickers.

Oh! Lunchbox, ready? Yeah. Pizza, pizza. Pizza, pizza. Pizza? A little Cesar. Nice. Good one, dude.

Eddie. Once you pop, you can't stop. Oh, Pringles. There you go. Dude, I'm killing it. Hey, point Joe. Two. Hey, man, point you.

One. Okay. Melt in your mouth and not in your hand. Mm-and-ims. Correct. Lunchbox, give me a break. Kit Kat. There it is.

Woo! I'm on fire. Eddie, yeah. Obey your thirst. Yeah, that's Sprite. Oh, good one. Yeah. I'm ready for that steel.

Oh, man. I almost missed that one. All right. Amy, eat more chicken. Oh, Chick-fil-A. Correct. Lunchbox. That's me.

One more. I'm right. I think I've run through them all. Hold on. Taste great, less filling. Taste great, less feeling. Why'd you tell him that? Because he's Mr. Beer, man.

Hold on. He's, I think he just... No. I'll steal it. Miller Light. And for the win, Eddie wins. Eddie's on a good. There's something I know.

It's food slogans. That's your will house? And beer. Did you know what it did in you? No, I didn't know that one. I didn't know that one either. My brain was like, what? Man, Russia's been banned from the 2018 Olympics

for taking performance-enhancing drugs. Already? Yeah. Wow. They're banned. These athletes, if they didn't test positive, they can play in the Olympics under a blank flag. But Russia can be nuts.

Russia cheats and everything. So they can make up a country? No, it's just an, unknown, it's just a flag. Wow. Like an unknown flag. It's like an independent. Interesting.

How about that though? Man. Those guys, they're always cheating everything. I wonder if some of those athletes even knew they were being drugged. Cheating at Facebook. No, they do. They cheated on Facebook. They cheated it.

Elections. Don't mean. There's a documentary called Icarus. Have you seen this? I've heard it is amazing. I got to watch it because all my friends are telling me about it. Apparently this dude, he's a cyclist and he wants to get better at cycling and he's always like coming in like 10th. He's pretty good but not great.

So he documents himself. taking drug, like doping to see if it actually... Wow. But what happens is he ends up taking down the whole Russian doping scandal. In the process? Yes, I'm not going to say anything about it.

But, because I was told some things, but it's called Icarus. I'm going to watch it in the next few days. Yeah, it's on Netflix. It's on Netflix. He wanted to be like, he wanted to prove that he could be like Lance Armstrong and by doing the same doping,

he could win a cycling race. Oh. And then all of a sudden, take a turn for craziness. And then it ended up taking down the whole Russian. I'm going to have to watch that. So, that's out there. Is anything good you recommend?

I just wrote that down. I'm going to watch that. Now, have you seen anything good? Yeah, Hallmark, Christmas movies. Oh, yeah. Christmas train. Literally, like, I'm taking a break from, like, everything, because that's all I watch.

Amy told us this morning, first of all, way early. She was super confident her kids were coming. They're going to Colorado as soon as they get here. They're going to have Christmas of Colorado with their family. Christmas pictures were already being taken. And then about an hour and a half later, she goes, well, never mind. Well, I don't know.

I just need to stop. She goes, I don't think they're coming. next week. Yeah, I don't know. My confidence is like a roller coaster. Check back with me in an hour. Okay. And I'll probably be book and flights to Haiti. It literally comes by the hour to Amy. Like she'll go, like she was getting pretty snippy with me off the air earlier. I was. Oh, yeah. Where's my D? My idea, were you catching it? Yeah. Yeah. But I understand that she's in a like a place where you may not even realize you're getting snippy. Oh, yeah. Because you're dealing with a lot of things. Delicate.

Yeah. I mean, you're always dealt like it. Oh, yeah, and then she was yelling for like some, she was like, D. Was it yelling? Just Beyonce and her. I was not. I asked Morgan, number two, if she had any Advil.

Yeah. And? But you're saying that's me yelling. Okay. Well, I hope did the kids come. Oh, I know. I know you hope that. I hope they come next week.

We'll see. I'm going to not hang my hopes on that. much because I feel like I've been on I mean I don't know I can't believe it's changing I can't believe I would have put so much money earlier this morning I would have put so much money on them being here next week like all my monies yeah well then you couldn't pay for the Tajma garage is being built behind your house yeah what is that going to finish up man people like that's now a new landmark in town like you can see it whenever you land at the airport like look to the ride you can see amy's Tajma garage being built in Nashville apparently it's huge I haven't seen it

But apparently he was building this humongous garage. Yeah. It's on a hill. Yeah. That's why it looks bigger. It's a normal garage. But my backyard goes up. Interesting.

I read another story about a woman who will hook up with your husband if you're in her marriage. And it's like a service. And she's like, listen, some marriages, they're just, it's not going so well. But you know it all. And I will, let me read you this. What on earth? She says, I'm the perfect solution. woman, she's a widow too

47 years old She's had open affairs With the wife knows with over 100 men And says she saves marriages Because it takes the pressure off middle age wives Who have lost interest In being physical with her husbands So she's like Ashley Madison

No she's She's it's like they It's not secret Oh that's secret She's yeah that's like secret My name's Clint Weasler is that your code name? Want to get together?

This is like a couple together goes, hey, if the female's not interested of being physical at all, they've been married forever, and the man is, she's like, I'll come in and take care of that. Man, that's pretty good. Very noble of her. Well, and they have to pay her.

Oh. What are you talking? Noble. She's the ex-model. She says she feels no guilt. She insists, you know, the wives know what's happening, but they turned a blind eye because they want their husbands to be happy and stay married.

And most people are wealthy professionals. So who finds her, the wives or the husbands? Well, the news, because now I know how to get a hold of her. Hey, Clint Weasler here. It's Clint again online too. Is Bobby's fake thing? Quint. That's what they just asked.

Oh, boy. Yeah. When would you call me? Clint? Clint Weisler. That's a hard name for me to say. Clint Weasler. Clint Weasler.

I don't see this thing working. It does work for thousands of people. I don't see it. I don't see it. I think she said a hundred. Well, whatever. But she's very noble. I mean, she's saying, hey, look, I won't even, you know, get feelings for her husband.

I'll just help you out. That's a thing, too. I have very nice of her. Wow. Girls get feelings. Should get feelings. You think she get feelings? Maybe.

Yeah. How do you feel about that service? No. I don't like it. What if there was cheating, but you never knew and it made him happy and never got back to you? But it made the relationship happy. How would you feel about that? You never knew.

It never got back to you. But it was just something physical, but it made him. happy and feel better in the marriage. But I never knew about it? You never knew about it. No, I mean, I would want to make him happy. I know, but that's not part of the scenario. I'm okay with it.

Okay. You're okay with it? With your wife cheating? Oh, you said him. No, no, talking to her, though. Oh, I'm okay with that. If you never know, it makes her a better wife. I'm all good.

No, because you never know, so it's not hurting me. It's only helping me because she's in a better mood and she's better. And she's found something that you weren't giving her. Right. And she comes home and she's better, and better mood and treats me better. And you never know about it. Never know about it. Except she's getting that from somewhere else.

Hey, he doesn't know. I don't know. You'll, you'll know. It's like, somebody's spinning your food. You don't get sick from it. You never knew. All it takes is one, and you're going to be like, oh, that's weird. You're not okay with that?

No, I'm out. You don't even know. So what a difference is it, me? So right now, but you don't know, then maybe you do know. No, he doesn't know. You don't know. You can't change the hypothetical. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, yeah. I do this show from my house that's called The Bobbycast. And so, I mean, lots of people stop by. Big artists, big songwriters, new artists, new songwriters. And it's really just two comfortable chairs and two microphones. And we just tape it at the house in the evening. And so Chris Dapleton stopped by for an hour and we talked. And Dirk's has come by.

Karen Fairchild from Little Big Town. Big songwriter. So it's just a thing where I just enjoy the second layer of music, not just the singing, but the songwriting. writing part of it. Ross Copperman, who's a huge songwriter-producer, all these guys that come by. But I did one, and it went up yesterday with

Travis Meadows. Now, I'll play you, remember when Jake Owen did, We all want, we ain't got. So that's originally a Travis Meadows song. All I want is what I have. I trade it all just to get her

back. But if you listen to this podcast, and we sat and we talked, he lost his leg from cancer when he's 14 like the bottom part he had cancer in his leg and he lost part of his leg

he has he fought addiction and went to rehab a few times his little brother drowned when he was his first memory it's just he was a missionary for like 17 years and other parts of the world

I mean it is a crazy story and it was one of those where as he's just talking about life I was just like man that is I hope everybody listens to that And he puts, he's a fantastic artist, too. I enjoy his music. This is called Sideways.

He talks about going and speaking to kids who have addiction problems. And he's like, man, kids shouldn't be addicts, but because he's had a bunch of addiction himself. It's just a really good bobby cast. And so not only is it, he also wrote Riser, you know, for Dirk's. Oh, wow. Okay. And talks about how that, he didn't even know if that was real because they were talking on Facebook. He was like, am I getting fished?

Is this a thing? But it's Travis Meadows. It's the latest Bobby cast. So that one's up. There's one from Barry Dean. There's one from Chris Stapleton. There's going to be one with Josh Osborne coming up, who's written a tons of something.

But anyway, it's a thing I do at the house where people come over. I never had some people over my house in my life. Like, nobody comes to my house. This is a good idea on your part. Get people over. A little more social. I don't know about that. But I do make friends like Nicole Gallagian, right?

Who wrote so many songs. But the latest one would be, she's one of the writers for female for Keith Urban. But Eddie saw Nicole Gallion. Dude, I geeked out because of... You kids are at the same place. Yeah, I saw her at the school. I was picking up my son and she was picking up her daughter, I guess. And I saw her and I was like, I have to say hi because I know her from you.

I know her from another friend of mine. And we talk about her all the time. And the Bobbycast. I've heard her on the Bobbycast. So I was like, oh, man, I got to go talk to her. And I went and I introduced myself. Were you like, oh, total nerd. And it's always awkward because I have to be like, hey, I'm Eddie from the Bobby Bone

show. And she's like, oh, yeah. okay. This is starting to make sense. And I said hi and everything. I'm such a big fan. I love female. She wrote the house that built me with Miranda. And she wrote female. Keith Urban. She wrote all the pretty

girls. She wrote female. Hey guys, did she write female? And she wrote female. Yeah, all the pretty girls, the underwear song, the stare on the mirror that one my kids love. Dude, it was just so cool to see her. And I feel like we're friends now. I don't know though, but I have no idea.

There's a Bobby cast up with her too. But that's how I got to know her originally. I didn't know her. Yeah, you wouldn't know these people. Yeah, I would have no idea. Now I'm like, now you know everyone. It's cool.

She hangs out of people outside. Yes. And doesn't talk to the industry. I hang out with them only talk to industry. And they go, yeah, yeah, yeah. Is that fair to say? No. No, okay, all right.

Some dude trolled me last night on Twitter. I was talking about it because I'm finishing-ish. My second book, I'm not there yet, but I'm two-thirds of the way through. And I wrote a thing and I was like, hey, basically me sending it 20 pages of my editor is hey listen you may not understand a lot of this but you just do your thing and fix it up for me and so I make that tweet and some guy replies

and like hey what does another book about blah blah blah it's time to get a new beard for a girlfriend right about book release time and I was like beard for a girlfriend do people think that I'm secretly gay and Lindsay was my beard oh that's what that means well because before they thought that my other girlfriend Rachel was my beard just because I'm 37 and single

and clean and fit and it doesn't mean I need if I were gay I'd just be like I'm gay like I'm gay like who cares but I'm not gay I made a beard it's all but then I retweet

Just because I'm clean and fit Yeah Hey we're not judging you do We're all here We know we're all friends We know the truth No they troll me But what happened was you troll me

And then I I retweeted him And posted the thing And then he deleted it Once all the B team started going after them Yeah But if I put

If I make If I'm like Hey B team sick them. Boy, they go after people, man. They're awesome. That's like Taylor's team. And Taylor has way more people.

But, like, Kim Kardashian posted Instagram of, like, Kanye's famous thing. And Taylor's people kept trolling her page and putting rats all up there. Because Taylor's a snake now, you know? Yeah. So they kept putting rats up there. How do they do that?

Because you don't even need to, like, tag her or anything. Just write Taylor. Like, do a tweet and just say Taylor on it, and they'll find it. Yeah, it's pretty hard. They probably have good notifications. Like if Taylor's written.

There's one person that sends up the Taylor signal. Somebody said, Taylor, get them. So I guess the Kim Kardashian Taylor feud may be back on. I don't know. I don't know. It's interesting to me. I couldn't even bring myself to click on that headline.

You couldn't? No, because I was like, oh my gosh. Yeah. I'll probably click on it later. Yeah. Everybody's just putting rats on there. I just know too much. It's like, I just know too much, you know.

What do you mean? I can't, I don't know what the line is that's out there and what is known sometimes. So I have to shut up. Damn, that's got to be hard for you. I'm going to tell you where I really struggle with it, with Sugar Land, when they came in. Yeah. I know Christian Bush so well. Like, he's a literal friend, right?

We've written together, we've went out, we've had meals together. And I know, and I have to ask questions. Like, I don't know. Oh, yeah. Because I'm like, oh, you guys are together. I knew, and he brought it up because I wasn't going to. I was on the year going, I wish Sugarland would get back together. And I got a text going, hey, we're already talking about it.

So stop talking about it. and so I knew, but then I'd act like, oh, wow, look at this. How many times, and you don't have to mention names, but how many times have you asked a question to someone and you already know the answer, but they give you the wrong, like a fake answer? Probably one-third at the time.

Wow, that's a lot. Because they're just trying to protect their little image a bit. Yeah. And sometimes it's not a positive thing. Wow. I'm not friends with everybody. You do know too much. Sometimes I do.

I know all the secrets. But that's because you're good at holding secrets. Oh, I'm the best. You don't tell secrets? I don't tell secrets. I have so many secrets. Not even us. You know, have done some secrets?

Yeah. We'd like to. I know. Tough, I'm not telling you. That's why I just passed the test. Did I? Yeah, you did. Man, if you guys had any idea what secrets I knew.

Like about who? Well, especially this one that's... Oh, man. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Come on, Bobby. All right.

Amy, coming over to you. The Bob Boschow. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Pizza Hut is testing out beer and wine delivery with their pizza. So now you can order pizza. And right now, Bud Light and Budweiser, and then they're thinking about expanding into wine. And if it goes well in Phoenix, which is where they're testing it,

they'll roll it out in other markets. I would assume that's a pretty easy thing to sell with pizza. People like beer with their pizza. But what's been the holdup? Is it a beer delivery and alcohol? Delivery? I think like a, yeah, I would think like a license thing, like a, I don't know, though. Because did they do alcohol delivery now?

No, not that I know of. And I think. Anybody. No, not Pete that, anybody. No. Huh. Really? You can't even like, um.

Uber beer? Yeah. I don't think so. Or. It should be an ad. Amazon Prime beer. Like, I don't know. Amazon Prime beer.

Like, I don't know either. That's why I've never done it. But how do they know? This is the only catch up I see is like, how do they know everybody at that house is 21? I assume. Whoever's accepting it has to show their ID. That's what I would assume. whoever's getting it, just like who you don't know when someone walks into a store and buys it.

They're the only ones drinking it. But someone has to give their name for it. Unless you, dear Pizza Hut, leave it on the porch. Sign, Timmy. Little Timmy. That's not happening. What else? So this story is just cool to me, so I want to talk about it.

A paramedic delivered a baby in the back of an ambulance this week, exactly 42 years after he was also born in an ambulance. So he was born in the ambulance, became a paramedic, and on his birthday, he delivered a baby. Yeah, why are you yelling at it? We like the story, too. You don't have to yell at him. It's like, what are the odds that, like, you deliver? Probably not many because it's the only one ever heard of. On your birthday.

I don't know. I thought it was a great cool. It is a good story. No, I like it. It's just one of those feel good things. Yeah. It can feel good. Especially because it was 42 years.

If it was 38, not that cool. Well, no, 38 would be any year would probably would have been cool. But I just thought that was a neat little story there. Okay. If you are just like, what in the world do I get these people? I do not know. Well, I have the best gift to what everybody wants. So don't run all over town.

I'll save you time. How about what does everybody want? This has been the most popular item on people's wish list for the last 11 years. Oh, 11 years. So it can't be Alexa. I mean, it can't be. I'm thinking of things that people use. Yeah.

Oh, they use this a lot. 11 years. 11 years. That's this particular survey. I'm sure if it had been polled. the last 30 years, it'd be 30. 30. Oh, a pogo stick, obviously.

I don't know. Is that old? Give me a clue. I like to play this game. The number one thing I'd be able to... Oh. Clue. C-L-U-E.

I said, I'd like to play a game. Sorry, I got excited. Let's see. The clue is... Amy's out of her mind with the kids right now. It's probably not on the paper, Amy. You have to come up with a clue. She's looking clue, clue, clue, clue.

I got an idea. Okay, I know. you could have a lot of it. A lot of it? A wad. A wad of gum? Cash. Yeah.

Cash. Just my money? They want gift cards or straight cash. Gifts cards, okay. So gift cards are cash. I mean... They probably wanted that for the last 200 years. That's why I said.

Okay. It's at $11. 11 or 30. This is particular. That's like forever. Like, cash has been around for a long time, maybe. But do you want that from people, though? Do you like cash for gifts cards?

Nobody gives me. residents. Oh, we do. We do. Not really. Do you understand the deal with gift cards of why people sell them? Like, why it's such a good deal for business? Because they're easy.

No. Oh, you don't ever use them and it's money in their pocket. People that don't... They forget. People don't use them. Even if they use them and don't use all of it. Dang, that's so true. Business make money off gift cards.

They love to sell gift cards. Smart. That's right. And you forget you have it. I've had this Target gift card in my wallet. Like, the last 10 times I've gone to Target. But I forget that I have it. case and point

I know Not really not if she uses it But yeah I still haven't I still haven't used it I went I got those llamas I didn't use my gift card

And let's see Oh speaking of like Christmas And stuff like that I have the most recorded Christmas song ever There's 137000 versions of this song It has to be white Christmas

It's not No you heard me It has to be white Christmas The answer is white Christmas No there's only 128000 versions of that Okay Rudolph No no no

Oh, let me think, let me think. It can't be rude off because that's pretty Western. It's pretty American, but so is Christmas. Think old. But why Christmas is old? Yeah. No, no, no. I old, like.

If it's that creepy song about you can't go outside to have more drinks. I really can't stay. Oh, yeah. Guys, we were so ahead of the curve on that song being creepy. Ten years ago, we were talking about creepy that song is. It's nothing. I'd be like, ooh, is this song creepy? And baby it's cold outside's a really creepy song.

It should probably be done with that song. Yeah, especially now. Yeah. She's like, my parents, they're going to be mad. and he's like, drink this. That's really what it is. I know. So what's this song?

The song is Silent Night. Oh, okay. Yeah. And I put up Rascal Flats singing it. Yeah? Yeah. So it's up here? Mm-hmm.

Okay. I'm going to have a baby. It's cold outside. That was version 147,000. There you go. Here's Rascal Flat, Silent Night. There you go. Here's baby it's cold outside.

Wow. This is Brett Eldridge and Megan Train. No. Brett Eldridge. Oh, my goodness. Just let's listen to the words here Like Brett's are Christmas singing now right Like generally country music like Brett's the guy right now

Yeah But she's like I really can't stay No no no no I'm sick I really can't stay Baby it's cold outside That's fair I can't stay but baby it's cold outside

Just let her now right I got to go away I got to go away Why should kind of leave so quick Or what's like stop trying to stop her This evening has been Hopein that you drop in I hold your hands

Are just like ice My mother will start to worry What's your word Like at this point she's established Her mom's gonna worry Yeah, she lives with her mom and her dad But he's like, dude He's like, chill out, you cannot go

Yeah, yeah, yeah Why are her hands cold as ice? She's been inside Exactly There's something fishy Happen in here We'll be pacing the floor Listen to the fireplace Now her dad's gonna be worried

Be like no worry about pops The fireplace is roaring This guy clearly has his own place Yeah, and his own agenda Right So really I'd better story But maybe just a half a drink more I'll put some records on

While I pour The neighbor's my name Baby it's bad out there Say what's in this drink No pep Say what's in this drink Because it's funny on Like that's the line

She can't walk So what's in this drink? Maybe baby it's cold outside. This is no longer juice. What is this? It's bad. To be had out there. I wish I knew how.

You're eyes like a starlight now. Like he never stops laying the Mac down. She's like talking to mom or dad. What's in the drink? The whole time he's just like a little bunny. Like maybe you're hot. Baby's day. Baby, she's like, no, no, my mom is worried.

My dad's worried. She can't even finish her sentences. He's like talking over her. I'll take your. You don't know your hair looks swoon I ought to say no No No

If I'm moving closer Like she used to say I had to say no no It's like but I'm moving closer Oh my goodness Now I'm going to say that I try What's the sense It's hurting my pride

Baby don't hold out Because baby is cold There you go Merry Christmas everybody But baby it's cold out Now she's begging Yeah let her go dude The answer is no

Baby, it's cold. The answer is no. She even said... I don't know that I... I've never made it to the second verse goes really hard. Yes. No, no. You're welcome has been...

So nice and war. Look out the window at that stone. Oh, gosh, your lips. Her sister's suspicious. Oh, my goodness. He's like basically like holding her captive. She can only look out the window. Yes.

And he's reminding her. Look out there. What's in my drink? And my brother will be there at the door. Waves on a tropical show. Oh, gosh, your lips are so delicious. But maybe just a cigarette more. I've never such a blizzard before.

All right. There you have. Now he has her smoking cigarettes. Yeah. I didn't know that part. Who knows how old she is? Her mom. We don't know anything.

Her family is very protected. They are. Or do they know about this guy? I probably don't. That's why she's so worried. Like, I got to get out of here. I think when you cut that nowadays, you cut out some of those lines.

Like, what's in my drink? Yeah, but don't you have to pay for that? I don't know. Messing with the rights? No. No? You can just make it however you want. Who cares anymore about stuff?

It's true. What's the thing I'll learn anymore. Nobody cares. You can say whatever you want. Nobody cares. What lunchbox? But here's the one thing. Yeah.

He's worried about her getting stranded in the storm so he's saying you could get hypothermia if you go out there and you try to get home there you go there you have it thank you lunch boggs bobby bones the bobby bones show thanks for hanging out thanks to luke brian for stopping by his director comes out on friday so i'm sure a lot of you guys are going to get that anyway our st jude radiothon is tomorrow on friday so we have kipmore kelsey balleriney dan and shay lorenna chris jansen nikita carman colson Lindsay L. Luke Combs, all for coming to perform in the studio. And also, shining light and trying to raise money for a great cause, which is St. Jude Children's Research Hospital.

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