The Bobby Bones Show - Luke Bryan In Studio + Office Starts A Lottery Pool + Dusty Update

Episode Date: August 23, 2017

Luke Bryan stops by the studio, lottery office pool for $700 million and an update on Dusty Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Studio, good morning. Good morning. All right. Luke Brian will be in studio in a bit. Sometimes this morning, a couple hours. But I do have a world premiere right now. It's been a long time until we had a Luke Bryan song. The world premiere here on Wednesday morning,

a brand new Luke Brian to start the show called Light It Up on the Bobby Bone show. I check it. Doing cool things. It's ICU. So Will Stewart was waiting around. He was doing an interview to become a paramedic. And there were a bunch of other interns waiting around too. One of the guys started choking.

He realized the problem was, sit there for the interview, gives the guy the heimlich, saves him, recovers, then goes in and does the interview. Never mentions if this happens inside the interview. I know, right? That would be the first thing I'll leave with. Like, oh, the way, I'd just save someone's life. Yeah. Let me get a job. And so he loved going back.

one of the other people came after him say, do you know that guy just saved someone's life out here in the lobby? They said, we didn't know until after the fact. He's very humbled about it, did not mention it to us. They ended up giving him the job.

Wow. But that's like double baller. You save somebody. And you're humble. And then you don't tell anybody. Yeah. When it could pertain to you getting a job. I know.

So I see you. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in Washington, D.C., a lockdown on the White House. lifted after a suspicious package was found right outside the fence. Secret Service cleared the package, said everything is A-OK.

In Kansas City, Missouri, there's been dangerous flooding. There have been at least 160 water rescues. The rain is now moved out after almost 10 inches of rain in some places. And finally, tonight's Powerball Jackpot is over $700 million, the second largest in U.S. history, so get your tickets now. About an hour and a half from Luke Bryan being in studio. We world premiered that new song. I like what he did, though.

He has an app, and he sent it out to his app, his fan club early. Because I was up at like three this morning. He was like, hey, two hours away. And they're like, nope, we have the app. We already heard it. That's pretty cool. I like that. So that's happening.

Also trending ESPN. They took Robert Lee off the Virginia football game because you know what happened in Charlottesville. Right. And it was about the Robert Lee statues. that's where it started. So they took Robert Lee off of the announcing. It is really ridiculous. The poor guy is just trying to work.

And he has a very common name, Robert Lee. So because it's like Robert E. Lee and it does... Yeah. Wow, that's a little much. It's a lot much. The poor guy's just named Robert. That's like John Smith. They're just like, you know, we should play it safe too close to home.

You could always check his middle name. Like, what's your middle name? Frank? Oh, you're good. Robert F is a little too much like E. Kyrie Irving got traded, which is crazy to me. He was traded Amy from Boston. No, he traded from Cleveland to Boston.

Oh. He was with LeBron's teammate. So he goes to Celtics. I know you don't care. I was on my phone. I was like, what? I was shocked. You shocked?

Wow. Wow, wow, wow. In sports is a huge deal. Okay. Stranger Things, they say back for a third season, maybe even a fourth. Why that doesn't matter to us? Because we haven't seen the second yet. Right.

But they can, yeah, they can renew already. I'm sure they have five season deals with those kids and with those producers. So they were just renewing. Like, hey, don't make any plans. Yeah, those kids are probably like, yes. And then George Clooney and his wife donated $1 million to fight hate groups. Yeah. A million bucks.

Here to take that. Look that. That's what's happening right now. Get your bones on a Bobby phone show. All right. Wednesday's positivity goes right now. Tell me something good. something good.

What I need from the room is a good news story in I should go first. A California woman donated back school items for every single student at a Texas school. KWTX and Waco reports this. The school says you cannot put into words how much it means for the school. The school doesn't have a bunch of money. They connected with a donor who is anonymous through an organization called Donors Choose, which, by the way, is a great organization. I've worked with classrooms on DonorsChoose because I didn't know.

what's real and what's not, because everybody's got a fake cause. And donors choose is a good one. You can just go find classrooms that need things. Oh, that's cool. But last year, she worked with another school. This year, she hooked the whole school up with schools applies to the kids. Wow. And again, she didn't want it to be called out by name, so I won't.

Also, I won't because it's not on here. But still, pretty cool. Yeah, shout out. That donors choose, though, was a pretty good sight. Amy? So a Florida woman's pet dogs protected her grandchildren from a dangerous copperhead snake. The puppy started barking. The three-year-old and then another child, they were out in the yard playing.

No idea the snake was there. The dog started barking. She was able to grab her kids when she saw the snake or her grandchildren. Save them. The dogs ended up getting bit, though. However. Copperheads are like water moccans. Like, you don't know.

They're aggressive almost for no reason. They're the only snakes that I've ever grown. Oh, interesting. Really aggressive for almost no reason. Yeah. I'm sure of something, but man, those are some angry snakes. Well, the snake bit the dog, so obviously they would have bit the kids, but they were taken to the vet. Totally going to be fine.

Kids are great. Thank you dogs for barking. Lunchbox. Keith is 94 years old. He's a retired judge and his wife of 66 years passed away last year, so he's at home. He's lonely. And he wanted to do something for the community. So he spent his money and built a pool in his backyard so the kids in the neighborhood would have somewhere to go swimming because there was no neighborhood pool.

And now everybody just comes over to swims. Cannonball. That's what I'm talking about Keith That's what he's talking about Keith There you go, that's your good news Hanging out with a Bobby Bone show Luke Bryan in studio about an hour and a half I was looking at the top paid actor of 2017

Because last year was the rock And he was in number two this year But Mark Wahlberg was the number one making $68 million Yeah, look at him Had to be Transformers, right? Oh, yeah I was going to say what was he in Because I thought the same thing.

Like, what was he going to make that kind of money? Ted two? I feel like that was like three years ago. Ted three. Is that the talking bear? Yeah, I don't know. Who was that? Walberg, the Rock, and Vin Diesel were one, two, and three.

So you're talking about these big movies that aren't looked at as like wonderful cinema. But lots of special effects, high dollars in the movies, action stars. Yeah. Like, that's what I'm going to be. I'll be action star now. Yeah. Jackie Chan is still in the top five. Action stars.

Made almost 50 million bucks. Isn't that crazy? Adam Sandler was also from his Netflix deal. You know what I thought was cool about Netflix? So Amy Schumer, she does her special. Then she finds out how much the other guys were making to do their specials and was like, well, I got underpaid, so they paid her more. Wait, she just said, whoa, I got underpaid and they paid her more?

Was she like, or I walk? She already did the special. Oh. So she just had to say that and they were like, okay. By the way, our bosses, I fell underpaid. Yeah, yeah, me too. Not really, though. Everybody say it.

It didn't really work like that. I thought you just had to speak and it happened. But it's not Oprah's. What's that? The secret. The secret. Like a vision board. You know my knuckles all busted up.

Eddie, I saw you comment on my boxing Instagram. Yeah. I wanted your trainer to take you down for me. No, that's not what happens. Yeah, well. Why I like fighting is that nobody hits me back. I saw our video where you took me down four times in a row and then I watched your training video. I was like, damn, do you look legit?

I'm getting better, huh? Yeah, like your moves look great now. Wow. Now it's great. Well, yeah, because you're fast and you move. The first one is the one you used to post. They're like, man, sloppy. Do new stuff.

You're training hard, man. I see you. Here, let's do the happy song. This is the Golden Girl's theme song from The Raging Idiots. We're going to start the morning off. Sing along in your car. Unless you're like 22 and don't know what this is. Thank you for being a friend.

Travel down the road and back again. Your heart is true. There it is the country version of the Golden Girl's theme song from our band The Raging Idiots. You can download that if you want. Bobby Bonshire. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny.

So obviously Tim McGraw has a pretty amazing body and he feels like he's in the best shape of his life. So it makes sense that he just signed on with Snap Fitness to design a line of fitness clubs called True Mab Signature Clubs. the location, but it does say clubs for also, maybe sprinkled across the U.S. I heard you have to wear tank tops of cowboy hats to get in. Everybody ain't working out. And I have a six-pack and be able to go hardcore for four hours. So one of the biggest compliments or best compliments that Lindsay L. gets is from young girls

who tell her she's the reason they are learning to play guitar. Isn't she the reason you wanted to start to learn to play guitar? And she gave you a guitar for a minute and then you didn't learn to play guitar? Yeah, so I'm sure she was like, felt really good about my desire to play guitar. guitar because of her. And I did. Man, I didn't think about that. I can now say, yeah, my guitar lessons, I got a guitar lesson from Lindsay L. Yeah. So then little girls maybe want to...

There are a lot of girls and little girls who put stuff on Twitter and Instagram of them playing and learning guitar to Lindsay. No, it really is cool, yeah, to have Lindsay, who's so amazing up there with the guys doing it just the same and girls want to learn too. Better. Yeah, that's right. Better. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. You know Taylor Swift putting out a new song? I think tomorrow night. It comes out.

Oh, it is? Okay. That's what I heard. It's on the street. Okay. That's on the street. That's really all I can say. Okay.

Tomorrow night, like a midnight, so it's Friday? Tomorrow? Yeah, but a little earlier than that, my sources say. All righty. Luke Bryan in about that new song about nine minutes. Okay. So we're going to play that. I know it's so much.

He'll be in over an hour, but that new Luke Bryan song come about nine minutes as well. And that Powerball, 700 million bucks. Yeah. Can't wait. to win. That amount of money is inconceivable to me. That's the same thing as $5 million. No, it's a lot more.

No, to me, it's the same thing. When you think about it, a pile of money, a pile of $5 million, a pile of $700 million, to me, that's the same. It's just like I'm never going to see either one. It's like a whale and a shark. Like, there it is. Huh. Bobby Bones Show.

Story of the day. This story comes to us from Orlando, Florida. A couple was moving when they put their gas grill on the back of the car driving to their new house and the woman's like oh you know what I want a cigarette lights her cigarette up in the car boom blows

up the car so there was still gas in the grill and she threw it out the window it had propane a propane tank and she lit the cigarette in the car boom yeah not good wow they suffered minor burns but the car is destroyed luckily they didn't blow up

in the fire too long as they didn't blow in a wreck after it exploded. Oh, that would be crazy. Wow. Oh, I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. Also, who would think? Like, I mean, I think I would.

Like, I really do think I would. I'm carrying a propane tank. I should probably make sure there's no propane in the tank. That's a tough one, man. But do you think it's contained in the tank? Maybe. Maybe it is. Yeah.

Eddie, what are you thinking over there? I mean, I would, I wouldn't, don't know even know how this could have happened. I would have done exactly what she did. What? And I'm struggling with it a bit, too. That's why I'm talking it out. I carry propane tanks in my red rocket all the time. Do you smoke?

Yeah, but that's how you get. Your car is powered on propane that day. All right. S.E. Cup is on, who has a show on HLN called S.E.C. Cup unfiltered. And I have her on because Robert Lee was taken off at ESPN because his name's kind of like Robert E. Lee. And it's the Virginia football game. Essie, what do you think about this whole situation? I think you can guess what I think of the situation.

Listen, I think the poor guy has a common name, and I think ESPN overreacted, but everybody's going crazy about it. What are your thoughts? Well, I think it's absurd. You know, I'm sure you know how I feel about political correctness, and while I am sensitive to sort of the pain that some people feel regarding Confederate statues, I really truly am, this has nothing to. to do with slavery or Confederate statues or racism. This is a guy who happened to have a name that sounds like a guy who is in the news right now. It's absurd. And this kind of caving to pressure is how racist to win.

I mean, this is not progress. This is, we're losing this argument. So I guess that's a thing, too, because that is kind of a cave. Did people complain about this? Or did the ESPN just go, we'll probably just... I can't imagine. I can't imagine they did because, first of all, who pays attention to who's calling a college game? Yeah, I don't.

In that kind of, with that kind of level of scrutiny. And I can't imagine anyone complained. I think this was a preemptive decision. And according to the ESPN statement, that's what it sounded like. We made the preemptive decision to pull him. We're sorry. and we're sorry that even in this day, you know, we have to think about this. Well, you don't have to think about it.

This guy did nothing wrong. Yeah, it would have just been a blurb. It had been like, oh, what a coincidence. And then we'd have moved on. Did you, by the way, did you spend any time looking at the eclipse? No, I was inside in my cave preparing for the new show. I did make sure that my son was inside for like the entire day. I wanted to make sure there was absolutely no chance he could look up.

all day. So I was one of those moms. As a parent, that's right, I guess so. You have to make sure your kid doesn't go stare at the sun. Yeah. I mean, he's two and a half, so you can't tell him, you know, what's going on and here's what could happen if you look up. So

I was just one of those super cautious. I mean, if I could have put him in a dark cave for the week, I would have. But, yeah, he stayed in all day. So I think he can still see, which is good news. S.E. Cuff has a show on HLN. Cup unfiltered. What time can people watch that?

That's 7 p.m. Eastern every night. I hope you guys do your name. God, it's a good show. And she's Thanks. Essie has lots of opinions. A lot of them. Yes, it do. A lot of them. All right. Essie, thank you. Thanks. Bye-bye. The funny story with her is, you know how we,

how I met her? We did audition together a long time ago. Oh yeah, that's right. I was going to say Twitter. No, no. Good guess. Yeah, she didn't have it. She was just going. No. Do you know how this is the real reason that we even know her beginning?

Because she was on CNN talking about this, listening to the show in D.C. We didn't know her. And she was because Donald Trump had went on and done his first press conference ever announcing he was running for president. And I was like, guys, there's something to this. Like he's talking to people and everybody's going to miss it. And all of a sudden, Trump's going to be a thing. This is when it was crazy to even think about it. And she went on CNN and was like, I'll listen to the Bollone show.

And this Bobby guy was saying that. Trump is talking to people, not talking to people watching TV, talking to, like, normal people. And I was like, somebody just quoted me politically. This is totally weird. Then I met her, and then we became friends. And now she has a show. Yeah. Anyway, small world I think works out, huh?

Yeah. Dang. It's a small, small world. After all. Yeah. Well, there's that. Luke Bryan comes in in 45 minutes. We got a lot of people before that.

I just want to make sure you guys know that and set your alarm phone and light it up whenever Luke comes in. Hey. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Listen to this nanny job. A wealthy family posted an ad.

I just put the word wealthy because he had to me. If you want to go nanny for them and you get the job, they'll pay you $129,000 a year. You travel internationally with them. They have a chef. Here's the thing. The ideal candidate needs to be trained in self-defense as well. The parents will pay for the successful candidate to receive additional

training if they're not experts. The training is non-negotiable. So you have to already know how to kick butt. Okay. And take care of kids. They'll advance your kickbutness. Wow. And they pay $130,000 basically. Like, guys. And then you probably don't have to pay for anything.

Like, you probably just pocket that because you have no expenses. It's like being the president. You don't pay for anything and you get money. Yes. What a, wow. That sounds like a good nanny. job. I think pretty much everybody on this show would leave except for me to take this job.

Yeah, I would. Maybe not Amy. I wouldn't. But I mean, it sounds amazing. You know, we're going to learn to fight. You're going to learn to fight to be a nanny. Yeah, I mean, let's be honest. I don't know how to fight.

There's a guy. He's a lottery worker. He's facing 25 years in prison for rigging jackpots across five states. And he won $2 million. How do you rig it? Well, because he was working for it. He worked in the computer part of it, right? Yeah, he worked in the computer part.

Way over my pay grade. I don't understand how you can rig the lottery, but he was able to do it to the benefit of $2 million. He confessed to fixing it six different times. Oh, that was a fixer. Yeah, between 2005 and 2011. He built computers used to randomly pick numbers, and so he just built them to pick his. Wow. Like, you got to not be selfish.

After you pull it off twice, just stop. You're going to get caught eventually. All right, you're going to do it, never going to get it here. 80% of adults have admitted to staying up later than usual. Just to do this. Okay? I don't think you're going to get it. 80% of adults say, I'm staying up later than usual, just to do this.

Amy, you can be the spoiler today if you can hit it. What do you got? Watch a movie. Incorrect. 877-77 Bobby. That's the phone number. 80% of adults say, yep. Stay up late to do this.

All right, never going to get it. 80% of it. adults say they stayed up later than usual just to do this. Daniel, you're on and for Wayne. Just to sleep at work the next day. Wait, so you're saying, by your logic, they stayed awake

later so they could sleep at work. Yeah, dude. We've all done it. Come on. We have? That's not it. Thanks for the call, though. I appreciate you. I don't know. I know that's a thing. What do you have? I don't know. Eat. No. Lunchbox.

Yeah, you know. What? He's trying to be like, to hook up. Hook up is what he's trying to say, you know. Almost 80% of adults. Okay. All right. No, that's not it either.

Amanda in Tennessee. Hey, Amanda. Hey. What do you think about this? Most adults say they've stayed up later than usual to do this. Be alone. Oh, like a little time for themselves. Like, yeah, kids are bad.

I'm going to stay awake and just take some breaths. No. That is not it. Thank you, though. I appreciate you. Eddie? To look through Facebook. No.

I mean, that's what I do. That is, that's a good one. I'm going to take one more, and then I don't think anybody's going to get it. I think I know it. You've had two shots at guesses. Is your third? Amy, come on. I'm not going to go.

I'm not going to call or go, but I know it. Go ahead. Whitney in Augusta, Georgia. Hi. Hey, Whitney, you're on the air. Hey, my guess is to spend time alone with my husband. Okay, like Lunchmark said, except he said, you know. Yeah, it was hard to.

Translate what he was saying I'm trying to keep it That's not dead Appreciate you there What? Well I What I stay up late doing Is like bingeing on Netflix?

Is that it? There she goes She got it Good third guessing Yeah I was like cheat Nailed that third one Huh?

Yeah I did So right now the lottery It's $700 million tonight. Yeah. And our office is doing a pool, like the entire office. There are like five radio stations here, lots of sales.

100 people probably. And so they're saying, hey, bring $5 and you can be in the pool. How many from this room are going to put $5 in that pool? To me. Now, are you doing it because you want to be in it or because if they win and you're not in it, that would be terrible. Yeah, you should probably do it then. The sting.

I always try to get you guys in. So you're not allowed in the office pool, and you always tell me no, because it's stupid. So you're not allowed in the office pool. You're not in the office pool. You're not here running the pool. But how come every time I try to do a pool, you guys laugh at me? But when someone at the front desk sends it out, you're like, oh, you know what? I think I should probably get in.

Like, why is that? Like, why don't you support me in my endeavors to start a pool? It's not an endeavor. We've done show ones with you before. I know I've given you like $20 before, and I don't even know if you really bought $2. That's a good point. That's a thing. That's a good point.

We're not even sure if you did run. all about the money. We never won anything with you. And I've never won anything. You know I am an honest lottery player. We don't know that. Yeah. Not sure. I should probably give... Where's my wallet? If the office wins

and I'm not a part of it, I ought to be beside myself. I remember like a month or two ago, like the whole office won. Somebody, I saw him in the news and the entire company went to go claim the ticket. Except for one person. Except for one person. Yeah. And the debate was, did they cut them in anyway? And I don't think

they did. Why would you? No, we had that color call in that that won the millions of dollars. Gosh, so cool. I picture that would be us tomorrow. Like every other show gets in, except for us. And it's like, entire radio building wins. And it shows them all cheering, and we're in the corner like, well, 700 million bucks. Yeah, I need to put five bucks in.

Yeah, when do we pay who? We got to do it for 10 o'clock. Don't give it to lunchbox. You guys are so annoying. I really... Who do we give the money to? Can someone spot me? The front. See, this is Amy. No, no one's spotting you money for lottery. But I didn't know we were punished. It doesn't matter. You can't do that, Amy. You can't spot money for gambling. I used to fund all Amy's gambling.

Oh, that's terrible. And she would never even pay me back. So I gamble for her and then not get paid back. No. No, no, no, no. What? Luke Bryan in 19 minutes. Let's tell you that. Yeah. Bobby Bones. Luke Bryan should be in a 15 minutes. What's funny is we do this early morning message

every single morning on our Facebook page. And I hope you follow the Bobby Bones Show Facebook page. It doesn't pop up, just go to it. Because every morning there's an early morning message. And Eddie took the camera outside into the garage this morning. And these two guys, Eddie and Ray, they have their cars. But you know, like when rich people go to a nice restaurant, or they valet? Oh, they back their car in.

They back their car in and it's like up front. Yeah. Like Luke's going to be up here in 15 minutes. Yeah. So Eddie and Ray showed their cars so Luke could see them. Yeah, you call that show parking. You give the valet like 20, 30 bucks. tip and they back it up right in front of the restaurant

so everybody can see your car. Yeah. Except our cars are like falling apart and they look terrible. I got some hood damage. I mean, you can see the sunspots. I mean, what's Luke going to think when he walks up? Probably the same thing you thought before he got out here. He didn't care. He didn't care.

Luke's got a new song, but you can see, and we'll play that song coming up. But I want you to go to our Facebook page. We'll do a Facebook live with Luke when he gets here in 13 minutes. But you can see the first. the cars and how they're parked. Eddie, your car is a piece of crap. No, like make a model. Oh, Ford Focus.

What year? It's 2003. It's not bad. How many miles? 97. I just checked that today. That's it? 97,000. That's it. Wow. My old Pontiac Sunfire did 200,000.

Yeah. It was way better looking. My car just looks, it's really nice. The motor's good. The engine's good. Well, kind of. But the outside looks terrible. I thought you couldn't go above, like. It's shimmies.

Ray, what's your mega model? Mine's 2005 Chevy Trailblazer out of style. They don't make them anymore. And Ray's tires are bald, by the way. This is Ray just turning, right? This is not him peeling out, just turning. So that's not safe. So I bought Ray some tires.

Yeah. Except they're not on his truck yet. I just got them on. They're on? This morning? I'm good to go. It was a process getting them sized, and I definitely wanted to get a top-notch brand. And finally it came through. So they're on? Yes, they had to order them.

I had to go to my guys. I drove like 30 miles outside of town. I met a guy, a dealer, and he gave me a great deal. I mean, otherwise, you're paying thousands of dollars for tires, the mount, the alignment, all that stuff. Well, people are telling on you saying you went and spent the money on, like, expensive food. Go look at my tires. I'll get an estimator out here and guarantee those are $800. Estimator.

So you think, was lunchbox you telling him? Oh, yeah, probably. He went on a date with Bay, and it was like $80. at lunch. I'm like, Ray can never spend $80 at lunch until Bobby Gay made $800. There was no new tires on the truck, so obviously... Do you take it back now? Because this quote yesterday was like, trust me, guys, I didn't spend $800 on those tires. I mean, you guys haven't been shopping around town.

I mean, it's SUV, too. We're not talking car. And I'm talking all-terrain four-wheel drive. All-terrain. That's what he's talking. AT. Well, they always say, if you want to see expensive tires, you take a quarter and you put it in it, and if it covers the head, it's good tires. So get your change down, go check it.

Those are all brand new tires. Any brand new tire has that. It doesn't matter to me. You're good. You didn't get your tires on? Yeah. I think that's yes. I'm happy then.

I'm happy he's happy. Yeah, he's happy. All right, Luke Brian in in the next 10 minutes. We're such morons over here. We, you got a mouse in your party? I'm talking me and Ray. Oh, you're in right. We're just doing life all wrong.

Less than 10 minutes, Luke, and we'll play that new song from Luke coming up in a second, too. They're scurrying around. to be arriving now. Bobby Bonesh The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny.

So Bobby here's is going to be tomorrow night, but people are saying that Friday we can expect a new song from Taylor Swift and maybe even the entire album in case you're looking forward to that.

And then on Sunday at the MTV Video Music Awards, she's going to drop the video. Maybe it's got snakes in it. I don't know. Because she keeps posting like reptiles. The tails? Yeah, it's just, I'm saying

music comes out tomorrow night and just look at my Twitter a long time ago when I said her and Katie Perry will perform together at the BMAs. Ooh, yeah. Okay, yeah, they might be performing together and she might share her video. I have so many secrets. And there are only something I can put out there in the world. You do have a lot of secrets. I don't know. And sometimes I forget what I said.

I mean, the text here literally says you're going to want to stay up past midnight on Thursday to hear it first. I care more about Luke stuff than I do Taylor. You know? Yeah. Yeah, me too. Out of respect, let's move away from Taylor and talk about Luke. Give me a Luke story.

Oh, I don't have a Luke story. He'll be in five minutes. I guarantee you he'll have one. So the VMAs are Sunday night, but you know who else is on TV Sunday night? Game of Thrones. Boom. Can't wait. It's going to be so good.

Yes. What? That, but Jared Neiman and Lee Bryce, they're going to be on Celebrity Family Feud. Yeah. These winnings are going towards the folds of honor, and Jared will be playing for the U.S.O. So that's the Sunday night. How did they get on that? Family Feud.

I don't know. It's so awesome. Like, we need to go. That show is awesome. We need to be awesome. And we worked with the charity before. Fields of honor is great. Fultz of honor.

Excuse me, Fultz of honor. How did they get on that show? I don't know, but I want to, we need to ask one because. No, I'm not asking him. I do not like Lee Bryce. His guitar player pushed me and I got no, I don't like Lee Bryce. Okay, stop. And what is his guitar?

Whatever. It was a whole thing. It was a whole thing. It was a whole thing. What did he pushed you? Oh, dude, it was in St. It was a whole. We've told the story.

to it. Yeah, I don't. Like a two-handed push or one-handed push or like a, is this before a fighting-bib push? Let me just say it was before I was fighting. Because listen, it would not have been pretty. Come on. Was he a big dude? I got to go and just let it go down. Namaste. That's it. Yes, go ahead. What else?

Grace. Send a message to him. No, I already did months ago. It's an old story. So those are options for Sunday night TV in case you want to put that on the old. No, Game of Thrones is on. I know. Oh, man. Family Feud. I know. I was going to say them all. I was going to say Game of Jerome. Lee Bryce and Jared Neiman on Celebrity Family Feud or the VMAs.

Thank you. Yes. All right. I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds kidding. Morning corny happened to the top of the hour, but... Today's special? Yeah, Luke will be in in the next few minutes.

We'll get to Facebook Live going, too, if you guys want to watch Luke come in. Is he here yet? Glassroom? Not yet. Thank you. Oh, she yelled at me. Sorry about that. Over to Amy.

The Morning Corny. What happened to the man who stole a calendar from the store? What happened to the man that stole a calendar from the store? He got 12 months. That was the morning corny. Thank you. Lunchbox did say to me in private season earlier this morning, then he finally gets the song Namaste from the Raging Idiots.

He likes it now that he gets it's a wordplay. He admitted to me he liked the song. That's a little weird because I felt like I was. I was just totally lost. I thought it was the dumbest song ever. But now that it's wordplay, mind-blones. Good song. Could be a hit.

Like, really could be your best song ever now. You think so? Yeah, now that I hear it in a whole different way. The raging idiots. Namaste. I'll play it. You download it if you want. I'm killing time until Luke gets here, basically.

7.30 in the morning. In the suit that I was born in. Girl, why are you laughing at me? Come on, baby. With my khaki. I'm running late. Need to beat it like Jackson, but you're kind of a distraction,

because I can't start watching you, showing me you're survives enough. Like the best-looking bad influence I ever saw, probably ought to hit the road, but now I'm a mistake. Ain't way, I'm about to leave you in a bristle on the floor like that. You look a little lonely on that mat. I should be saying goodbye.

I might lose my job, but namaste. Come on, baby, let me jump in all those stretches you'll do it. I'll be a student. Don't know nothing about yoga at all. Probably ought to hit the road, but namaste. Namaste, namaste. Be responsible, but you're making it impossible. Hands looking all flexible.

Namaste. Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a present. You look a little lonely. on nap, I should be saying goodbye, I might lose my job, probably gotta hit the row, but namaste.

Namaste, namaste. You're the best looking bad influence I ever saw. Ain't got a clue with this means, but namestay. Ain't a way I'm about to leave you in a pretzel on the floor like that. Luke's like five minutes away. I just got a text. I was letting the song play till he came in.

He's not here yet. But namaste Come home, baby Let me jump in all those stretches You'll do with him by you get off I'm a stay Namaste Probably gotta hit the row

But namestay Amistake Amistair Amistair They're gonna' They said Luke's walking up Like through the hall Got I coming in

He's here, I hear his voice All right Yeah, Raygo's out here his voice We're on Facebook live with Luke Hey let him know he's on the air When he walks in So he did say a bad word Okay.

You're on the... There he is. I didn't want to get out of the truck. Oh, you were listening to your own song? Yeah, yeah. You're on the air. Don't say the F word. Oh, don't worry.

Yeah, okay. Oh, we're on? Yeah, we're on. Did you cut it? I didn't cut the song. Yeah, don't cut the song. No, I played the whole song. No, it's done.

It's over. Oh, it's done? Yeah. I was talking about you this morning. You got to put your gum out, though. I know. You're right. I'm getting rid of coffee breath.

Don't put in the tray. Don't take it lunchbox. you'll sell it. I'm like, I'm in like full caffeinated mode. Do you wake up excited today because the new song's out? I woke up at 320 today. Wow.

Like because it's like Christmas morning. I would, yeah, you know, you're excited just because it's a lot of emotions, but I don't know if I've ever woke up that early on the day that like, you know, a first single off a new album comes out, but you know, You had 320. I wake up at 320, and then, you know how when you wake up, well, you wake up early like that every day, but when you wake up early and your stomach is, you're hungry. And then you're trying to go back to sleeping and you're hungry.

So then I got to eat some lucky charms. I got to make Lucky Charms. You can't mention products. Remember the last time you mentioned a product on this show? Oh, I know. No, it's not a bit. Yeah, here's what happens. Oh, yeah.

And I love Lucky Charms. But Luke texts me, just, I don't know, I was off doing a show somewhere. and I get a text from Luke with like just piles of something, and I'm looking at the picture, and it's Irish Spring soap. Soap. Two pallets. Palates. Palates.

That's huge. Palates. Like freight. Not a shit. It was like. It was like freight. And they sing you Irish Spring because I went into how I don't have to have deodorant. That you just use Irish Spring.

That I just use Irish Spring. Is that what life is like for you, Luke? You just mention things. And pallet. Show up. Yeah, I think Lucky Charms just... Yeah, Lucky Charms is... Starting here.

Yeah, Lucky Charms. There we go. I'll be... I'll be... At least they're... Well, anyway, but... Yeah, so I ate me some... And then...

I'm totally liking coffee ADD mode. Go ahead. Then Chalk, we... We're... Our lab puppy that we're trying to... I don't know. We're trying to train to be not so spoiled. He was in his little...

His little... We're crate training. him and he starts barking so I get him out of the crate and then I'm walking him in the middle of the night you know then I'm getting him back and then I put him in the bed with Caroline and I because Caroline has ruined him like do it by doing what by letting him in the bed like sleeps in my spot like and he's like pawing at me like get the hell out of my spot so we get him in the bed and then I have to you know get up like this was the most prepared I've ever been to come in.

Pretty awake. And then you hit Nashville traffic. So was I late? Three minutes. Three minutes. Sorry. Amen when the song was ending. And you wanted, to be fair, you wanted to stay in your truck to listen to the song, which

makes sense. Hey, let me ask you a question. Back in your early days, did you ever, like, beef with any artist? Like, did you ever, like, get in any big arguments or fights? You have to say who? I'm not even going to ask who, but did you ever have, like, on the road? Because I was thinking about, I wouldn't say, that we had like,

hmm, I mean, you know, you hear of artists that, you know, kind of talk, talk crap about you. But to you, as a young guy,

did you get into it at all anybody? I never got it. I mean, I never got into it, but. Don't look at your people. I'm asking you.

I think he's more of like a lover or not a fighter. But he's a big dude, like, Luke's a big dude. What are you? High weight right now. Six, two. If I put on like,

are you sure you're not taller than that? If I, if I'm like, in cowboy, boots that, you know, I'm getting around like 6.3 and all that, but... I thought you were like 6.3 for sure. What, anyway? 205.

What's a good weight for you? Because you look pretty in shape right now. I want to be like, if I can be 200, then like... But I cannot get there. It's like the most frustrating thing in my life right now. Trying to get to just 200 pounds. This song, this lighted up song. I played it a second ago.

I'll give it a little more of it. I have some questions about it. First of all, I don't know anything about it. Like, I didn't hear it or anything. Who wrote the song? Me and Brad Tersey. Brad's in Old Dominion. Wow.

How about that? Yeah, he, the most, you want to hear the most ironic thing about the whole song? So Brad and I would like to hear that game? Yes. Okay, go ahead. Brad and I had never written. Caroline and I, we had built our house,

just built, built, built, never thought it was going to get done, never thought it was going to get done. I built a music room, put a piano, got my guitars in there. First writing appointment in my writing room, this song. Oh, that's special. The odds of that. And it was just you too? Just us too.

Man, he's going to make so much money off that. Yeah. Because if you get a right, it's just a two-person right? Yeah, that's nice. That's a nice check. You have any songs that you wrote by yourself that ended up being number one? You know, I cut one song by myself for an album. And I, and I've only, I've only cut one song that I was 100% writer on.

And, you know, through the years you've tried, I've tried to force myself to write by myself, but it's so boring. It's so tough. You've got to be like crazy, like crazy, you know, focus to do that. But I did cut one and it didn't make the album. it kind of, I can't, I can't even remember the name of the deadgum thing. But, uh, but, uh, but yeah, two ways are, are pretty cool. You know what I mean? Brad, uh, Brad came in with the, with the kind of the deal.

What, what was interesting to me about Brad had the, I get so neurotic about. And I'm like, well, you've never heard neurotic in a country song. And, and, um, it's funny. I mean, we, when we're, when we're recording it, you know, people ask me, well, you think that word needs to. stay and I'm like, you know, I don't know it's, it kind of, I don't know, it's an interesting word. And that's what, with all these kids on these cell phones and how it's so, like my, my nephews and my nieces when I played them, they're like, oh my God, they're so crazy about their phones

and they hang on every little Snapchat and every little, that's the end of the brand, sorry. They can't send you a bunch of Snapchat, so we're good. Who's singing the harmonies on this with you? Perry Coleman. So there's nobody that we would know. It's not like something. Yeah, he's a, you know, we do get on specific songs. We do get other, you know, we'll get some of my favorite female background singers.

But Perry's typically my clutch background singer on it. Let me hear this. How much do you worry about that getting leaked ahead of time? that's a big deal well the biggest problem is me performing new songs at my VIP meeting greets that I get then I get yelled at severely have you performed that at your meeting greets yes and I got yelled at did it get put up on YouTube or anything immediately did you have it pulled down no okay why are you answering that suspiciously he's like should I have well I mean once once can they get pulled down? Sure license everything

I mean, yes. I didn't know that. See, I didn't know. I'm like, well, damn, maybe I need your lawyer. That's why I had the pulse. Yeah, you're thinking about it, like, shoot. I'm like, I didn't know I had the power to pull them down. I thought once it went into the...

It just exists. It's like everything's legal and free on YouTube. It's like International Waters. I thought when it went, you know, on the... But it's fan, you know, it's... I have... I kind of embellish the moment. with my fans in the VIP meeting greet because

the second they see me like doing a new album cut or something like every phone goes and then there and I'm like and I think maybe on Crash My Party I used to like I would make my road manager like make everybody put their phone in their pocket because I wanted- What's that? That's like what comedians do because you can only tell a joke one time

so they make everybody put their phone away No doubt. And with you, with new stuff, it's kind of the same thing. You don't want it out there. Yeah, and that's the thing too. I mean, once you, but I don't know. I don't get heady with it, you know, man.

I get so excited. Like, I hate when you get so excited about something and then, but you have to, you have to harness your excitement to, you know, to roll it out properly. And I'm just kind of like a. You get too excited for your own logical thoughts. Probably, yes. Two things. Thing number one.

you're like the uncle that comes around and always brings presents because you always bring presents and there's no present today and we're all kind of yeah it's always it's been corn it's fine it's been coffee oh my corn is ready at the house I should have just a little bit we just need like a few we're all we wonder what Luke's bringing like that was the conversation I've got some eclipse glasses in the truck a little late but that's a you know you always have the one family member that comes around they always bring you like a quarter or something oh yeah yeah that's you to us I got some uh Yeah, I got some stuff in my truck. He's just digging through it. Oh, crap. Let me ask you this. I have to ask this. So it's the first song in Forever from you.

Yes. It feels like the first song of Forever from you. Right. What's like the record general idea of a big project? Can I say? Carrie, can he say? Come on, come on. Let him say.

I can. Let's just say after. They just go, he's going. After Thanksgiving. Yeah. You can't say it. Before Christmas. After Thanksgiving before Christmas.

Yes. There will be a record. Yes. Okay. He's like, I wish people could see it today. I wish I could play it for air. That's what I'm saying. I mean, that's what I hate.

I'm like, how would you just play the whole thing? But anyway. Give it to me. I will. I'll play the whole thing. Congratulations. Yeah. Yeah, it's fun, man.

It's, you know, it's, you, for some reason you think that making a, You're going to get to a point in your career where making new albums and putting new stuff out. But I think it gets more and more, I mean, it gets more and more stressful and more and more. You have to live up to you now. You used to chase other goals and people. Now, I mean, have you peaked? I don't know. We'll see.

You never know. Isn't that going to suck when you truly know you peaked? I mean, like, when I wake up and like, I've really peaked. I've really peaked. What will you do? I don't know. I've wondered if I just like should do like online law degree classes or something or go, I don't know, get my real estate license.

I mean, I think you're probably good. Go plant some blueberries, make some jam. We're going to play your song getting in a bit. It's good to see. I know you got a lot to do today. Thanks for hanging out. Hey, it was, hey, it's fun coming in. Thank you.

You know, after you have something, let's say you narrowly miss a car accident, and you have that huge adrenaline, she's like, oh. Yeah. And then you get tired after it because that's how I feel when Luke leaves. Oh. Luke just left. Your knees are weak right now. It's just like, he comes in, energy, energy, just boom.

And I like the guy a lot. And then he leaves and you're just like, whew. It's like I feel when I finish a full show. Because I know, listen, I don't do the job. for example that my stepdad did. He worked at a mill his whole life. He would go to work and he would get in the forklift. And he would do physical labor all day, lifting crates, forklift, working at the mill.

And he would come home physically tired. I leave the show, and I'm tired in a different way because I've been up for five hours. Like, I've got to stay up here. Otherwise, the whole show would just sound like I've talked in real life like this. I don't have a lot to say. So I'm up, and then, but that's Luke Bryan, 10 minutes is like a whole show today. Yeah, it's a lot. But anyway, it's good to see him.

Good to see old, old Lukey. He's got a new song out. I hope you download it. I hope you like it. Jay Z's rent. You care? Oh, I think I read it. Rent?

His mortgage payment. Okay. I was supposed to say he rents? It's his mortgage. You're surprised why they didn't pay cash for the house? Well, yeah, because it's Jay Z and Beyonce. I don't know what the move is if you're really rich. I should ask Luke.

Do you just buy your home or is it smarter? Because it's an $88 million home. Right, okay. So, yeah. That's like half a year for Beyonce, though. And so it's 30,000 square feet. It's in Los Angeles. It's $88 million. They're paying $250,000 every month.

Mortgage. Yeah, because they put down $30 million, so they have to pay over $50 million. Wow. And that's their mortgage. And that $50 million mortgage is $250,000 a month. Yeah. That's crazy, huh?

Wow. Their combined worth is $1.2 billion. Yeah, so you would think them buying a house is like not, I mean, I don't know. We need to ask Dave Ramsey. Yeah, I don't know about that stuff. So if you're Beyonce and Jay-Z. Yeah. Do you mortgage your house or pay cash?

Yeah, that's a thing, huh? Not bad. So do you think they have direct deposit or direct withdrawal? Do you think they write a check every month for $250,000? You know how awesome it would be able to write a check for $250,000 every month? I bet you they have someone that writes the check for them. Probably. I don't think Jay Z carries it as a checkbook.

With his favorite team on it. Young money! I don't think he balances his checkup. Like, my checks have dog for the humanity. Mine has palm trees on them, you know? Jay Z's got his little doggy checks. Y'all crazy! He signed the check.

That's a big mortgage, man. Yeah. What else you want to talk about? I need that life. That Luke thing just rattles me for a second. It always takes me a second to come back to life. How much fun is he, though? Gosh, he's so much fun.

Like, I just look at him and I laugh and I have so much fun. What he's in here? He's like, it's just, you don't know what to expect with him when he comes in. He's always excited about things. Yeah. Like, I wish I had that excitement about anything. And he's always excited. That's what I thought when I was looking at him.

Like, gosh, he's always happy about something. He has like 50 number ones and he's still like, I was so excited. And he's legit. Some people come in and are like, oh, and they really don't care. It's another day. Yeah. That guy gets excited. excited. Well, there's that. Our phone number is 87777 Bobby. That Mayweather McGregor

fight that this weekend is not sold out still. That's so crazy to me because I thought it was supposed to be like the biggest deal in the world. It's the biggest height deal. And who knows the fight's going to be in a good, but it's not sold out yet. 7,000 seats available. Yep. There's a lot of seats available. Yeah, so there's that. You still go lunch. So a bunch of people going to the eye clinic because people heard the eyeballs looking at the clips. Oh, boy. Oh, my. No, no, no. I mean... They were warned, though.

They were warned. Maybe some people don't watch the news. You want to know how I did it? How? I had my glasses on, and then I would take my glasses off before I turned down. I looked away. So I would see the sun for like two seconds, and then I'd see the eclipse in my eyes for like an hour. Like, seriously, still had the red mark in my eyes.

Complaints ranging from blurry vision to light sensitivity to headaches. Most of the patients don't have any permanent damage. That's good. If the retina is affected, which is the back structure, that's generally speaking, more permanent. Man, that would be a terrible way to have bad vision for the rest of your life. There was a guy in the news before the eclipse who was like, back in 79, my vision was ruined because I stared at it. He made the news. By the way, Ray's cat has made the national news like five times.

Because Ray's girlfriend Bay put eclipse glasses on the cat, it's my national news. Yeah, they contacted her. could use it and they ended up putting it on the internet. They actually broadcast it nationally as the eclipse was going down. And then they've done social posts. And I mean, so the cat's all over the place right now. That's amazing. Cat's more fam as he is.

That's funny. I liked it. I mean, I thought about it. I did like it. So cool. Yeah. I thought it was going to be over, like overhyped. There's a new thing about what actors are making per episode.

So David Letterman's doing that new series for Netflix. He's getting two million per. episode for six episodes. Oh, wow. Robert De Niro for this Amazon drama that's coming out because they really want to do their own programming. And Netflix is the king right now, but Amazon's got to invest the money into it. They're paying Robert De Niro $775,000 per episode. The guys in Game of Thrones, current shows, the big ones, Peter Dinklage, you guys aren't nerd.

I say nerd. It's the biggest show right now. It's not nerds. They make $2.6 million per episode. What? Per episode. Yeah Big Bang 3, 900,000 per episode

The Rock makes $650,000 bucks an episode of Ballers That's a good show I started back this season It's a good show My wife even likes it I do too I've only when my husband has it on

But I'm like this is good But I mean I really like The Rock Yeah me too Like something about The Rock Makes everybody like him I wonder if he's gonna run for president And now it's like It wouldn't be crazy if he did

Like there's nothing You know Yeah So So, yeah, a couple housekeeping things. Okay. One, starting Monday of next week, Joy Week, we have a full hour concert every day next week with a different artist.

Marin Morris is Monday. She will come in and she's doing a performance. She's doing a whole hour. She'll have her band in here. Also, the new Pimp and Joy line, which, what's the name of this line? Like neon? She's just calling neon. Okay.

Because everybody called something crazy. I was calling it Neon-Ombri because it fades. Don't call it Ombray. What does that mean? Because that's from friends. When they spray the colonel. Never mind. So we'll call it the neon line.

We don't keep any of the money. It goes to St. Jude. But Marin Morris, Brett Eldridge, Dustin Lynch, Rascal Flats, Walker Hayes is going to kick it off two on Monday, and then a mystery artist that we're not yet saying. Mystery artist. Mystery artist. So that's next week.

So fun. Yeah. And again, all of the Pimp of Joy stuff goes, we don't keep any of the money. It goes to St. By the way, everybody have their money for the lottery tonight? Yes. To give to the office person?

Here's my five bucks. I don't know who we give this to, and the only reason I'm taking part in this is not to win the money. It's in case everybody wins. I don't want to be the one left out. Exactly. Because I will be on the news crying. They all won. I'm the only one left at work.

Everybody quits. Oh, gosh, the whole state, everybody to go down, no radio. I just buy my own station. Who cares about radio? Oh, that's a great point. Yep. So here's my five bucks. Who's taking the money at the group?

I trust Mike Dewe. Morgan number one. No, I don't trust Mike D with money. I don't trust Mike D either. He never came back with Vegas. He doesn't know what he's doing with money. I got my Vegas money from him. Yeah.

Here you go. There's my five bucks. Did you? Good luck. I did. Thank you. Yes, I'm in. Here's my five.

Count me in. $700 million tonight. That's a lot of people. I hope we don't have to split it all. Oh, stop with that. But that's a lot of money. You're an idiot. He's second guessing it now.

He's second guessing it now. I'm going to split it. All you guys. By the way, our raging idiots. tour goes up Friday at 10 a.m. We start in Lovic and El Paso and going all over the place. So that's Friday 10 a.m. Raging Idiots.com.

I want to bring up something near and dear to my heart. And we talk about it, it's a culture thing. And so here's my strong opinion about something stupid. So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb. I have a very strong opinion about

spoilers. Now, online in person, you can't be spoiling things, even things that have happened in the last year, two years. Because someone may still be watching a show on Netflix. For example, if someone started to watch on Netflix,

this kid's show, were they monsters? I'm sorry? Oh, Stranger Things. Yeah, I would not spoil Stranger Things. Right. And wouldn't, because I think people still enjoy this. However, if it is so massive like Game of Thrones, that you just have to avoid the internet. The Super Bowl, Game of Thrones.

Like, that stuff's on you. That's, yes, there are certain things, big finale's of The Bachelor. Yeah. There are certain things that you just have to watch out on the Internet yourself. Yeah. So my strong opinion is there's the line. Dancing with the Stars finale? What do you do?

Not tweet it? You're right. That's a lot of temptation. You can't wait to tweet that right now. I know. Big news. My point is, though, that news is Game of Thrones. Right.

That news is unavoidable. It's so big. that you can't avoid it. Yeah. Okay, what about like Morgan, number one, when she ruined that podcast, that's something. That's a spoiler, you can't do that. Okay. That's a Netflix show, an Amazon show.

Okay. The end of a podcast. Like, what was it? S-C-Clob. Est-town. S-Cleptown. I don't know. It's like cereal.

Yeah, like cereal, but then she ruined it so I never. I don't even remember what she said. I was going to listen to it too, and she ruined it for me too. Oh, I was just like, well, there was. Do you remember what she spoke? I can tell you exactly what she said. The boat sank. and then Jack

What? Yeah. What? Yeah. That was a strong opinion on something dumb. If you don't want it spoiled, don't look at it after a big finale.

Okay. Yeah. There's a vacation. This guy is Saudi Arabia's King Salman. He paid a... It's a hundred million dollar vacation. All inclusive. Where's he going?

You have to hear what's all... Well, I mean, it is all inclusive, so... He... He have all inclusive. It's a package. It's not like he's inside of a hotel and they're just taking care of them. It's like free pinnucalados.

The Saudi monarch was greeted by the prime minister. They had a 74 acre estate. They had 1,000 guests, including relatives, ministers, security staffers, all with them. 200 cars were leased for the group. It costs $100 million. Could you imagine trying to round everybody up to go do something? Oh, that's terrible. You want to do anything.

It's a nightmare with two kids. Can you imagine what is it, 200 people? Everybody be ready at 7 o'clock 1,000 people, 200 cars, that's crazy. What? What is that life? I don't even know. For perspective, when I went to Haiti,

they have no idea what a life like mine will be like where I just get to get in a car and drive down the street and go to a grocery store without security. Like when I went to Haiti, Sammy's kids, they have people with shot guns sending us to the grocery store. Oh, yeah.

Like, I don't think they know what it was like for me to just hop into my Jeep and drive down the road and walk into a store. No, I mean, I get the perspective, yes. And he's probably like, like, I don't get it, but they probably don't get our lifestyle. Like, they probably don't get that I can yell at a little circle and go, hey, Amazon, bring me some detergent. They don't have echoes over there?

Some people might. The orphanages that I went to did not have an echo. So, but yeah, again, 100 million per vacation. Yeah. Like that. That's legit. How you do it. It's how you roll.

I guess. Got a couple updates for you. Update number one that I think I'll have tomorrow. is that I should get a call for my doctor today about my dog. Now, this is what happened last week. My dog passed out, and he was panting really bad. And so, scooped up, goes to the hospital,

they hit cancer, right? And it's this huge tumor. It pretty much took his whole spleen, so they just removed his spleen. And they say, first of all, they're like, we don't know if he's going to get through surgery. He's 14 years old. And if you're new to this show, my dog is the thing

that I love the most. It's the thing that's been me forever. And so I'm freaking out and I'm like, yes, resuscitate them, whatever it takes. So they take the spleen out and they're pretty honest. They were like odds are, this is not a good kind of cancer. Odds are

that it's in the blood and in the cells and it will reproduce. But we will let you know probably about Wednesday today. So I'm going to get the call most likely today about my dog. That being said, he's probably 70 percent as far as being a dog again. That's great.

And being obnoxious and awesome and rowdy. So that's that part. He's still underweight a bit. But today should be the day where the dog calls and gives me the idea. So it's kind of a bit of a pair of myself, but still, as old as he is, and he's been through three cancer surgeries, a 30% shot, like I'm happy. I'll hold on to that rope. So I'll know today.

That's update one. Okay. A lot of people are asking and I, the thing is, I just know people have tons of real problems in their own lives and the fact they keep asking about my dog. I'm very grateful and thankful. It does mean a lot to me. So that's one. Number two, update.

So yesterday, I was listening to the pop station, and they were playing that song by that guy from One Direction, Liam Payne. You know I love it when the music stopped, but come and strip that down for me. I know it was good, right? That was good. So I took it and I put it on my Insta story.

And I was like, I like that dude's hair. So I got a haircut. Like the guy from one direction. Is that what's up with your new haircut? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I went in and I was like, I want to get a haircut like the guy from One Direction. I knew you had a new look, but I didn't know I inspired it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know you're a nae-horian.

No, this is Liam. Oh, Liam Holmes-Roy. Oh, Liam Hymn. That's what. But I went in and I was like, just give me the one direction. So you had to show the picture. Kind of, but that's a, I'm still on my 30s, so don't go totally. But then people were giving me a hard time wine about it last night.

I just tried things. But that's update too. I know that my hair is different. Yeah. And if you want to know what inspired it, well, here you go. One Direction inspired it. Thank you. And it'll grow it into itself.

Hey, you know, stay young. If you have to get know something, it probably not that good. You know. It's like when someone says, listen, no offense. You're about to get offended. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or like, hey, I'm not trying to be rude. But.

There's a funny meme. It's like, if someone says they're not trying to be rude, either they're about to be rude or R. Kelly's about to start singing. I'm not trying to be rude. That's it. You got it. There you go. Do we know any of the words besides that? No.

Yeah. I'm not trying to be rude. Hey, pretty good. I'm feeling new. What? What? That's all in the grill. It's so chill.

Okay. Yeah, that's it. That's it. Google it. Don't think so. There's a new diet that I want to tell you about. Did you see it? Yeah, I'm going to do it.

Oh, no. Okay, I'll tell you about it. What is it? The model girl's doing? Oh, I don't know. Okay, I'll tell you a second. There's a Victoria's Secret Angel. She talked about her diet.

25 years old. If she can see the sun, she eats. Oh. No, that's not the diet I'm talking about. Explain. I don't get it. If she sees the sun, she can eat. If she cannot see the sun, it's nighttime.

It's almost bedtime. She doesn't eat. Oh, wow. And she burns food. I don't know. She burns food, burns calories or fat? Like, get overnight? No, like, she's not eating before she goes to bed.

And she's making sure if it's nighttime, she just doesn't eat. Okay. Got it. So that's the diet, the sun diet. Wow. Also, here's the thing that's unfair. And it's unfair to women in general is that a Victoria's Secret Angel is more rare than a professional athlete. Like a NBA player.

Yeah. and it makes it look like they're everywhere. Like, oh, if I just see what the sun, I can attain that. Yes. And it's totally unfair to females. Yeah. Because they're everywhere. They're on every magazine.

But that's more rare than the NBA players, the professional athletes of the world. Wow. Really? The genetic part. Yeah. But you wouldn't think that because that's all we see. Man, those angels, they're doing something right, though. Whatever they're doing.

I'm telling you what. Man, I think they still work hard. Okay, great. But you have to be genetic. To be a professional athlete, you'd have to be genetically blessed already. Except for bowlers. You can just practice and be a bowler. I mean, I don't know.

Don't hate all those bowlers, man. If you practice enough, you can be a good bowler. I don't care. That's one of those where if you just put it in the time, I bet you can do it. But you can try all you want. You never dunk a basketball, if you don't genetically have it. What diet were you talking about? Oh, the sleep diet.

Or you put yourself on a really, because you know, when you do a food diet, you put yourself on a really strict diet and you follow it. Well, a lot of people don't see the importance of sleep. So you put yourself on a strict 30-day diet where you're like, I'm getting eight hours to sleep every night if that means sacrificing time with friends, family, whatever. I'm on a diet. Like, sorry, guys, got to go. I'm on a sleep diet ever. See, I'm on a sleep diet because people forget the importance of sleep. I saw where people were taking pills that to make sure they slept and they would sleep like 12 hours. What kind of pills? Sleeping pills. Oh. Duh.

There's a, I was reading this story about how this asteroids coming closer to Earth. Do you guys see this in the news? I saw it. This is going to be. I've said this for years. What makes us finally get along? Like countries, political parties. When we're all at danger? Yes.

Like when an asteroid's coming and we have to combine our resources to figure out how to shoot. It's Armaged in the movie. But when we really have to call up Kim Jong and be like, dude, what do you have? Yeah. Because we're all going to die if this asteroid hits us. And that's how we're aliens or an asteroid. It's going to be something that makes us all go, well, we have to get along. So you don't think some people are still going to be stubborn about it?

What are they going to do? No, because they're going to die too. I don't know. I feel like they're like, if I'd die, I'd die. They're all, the Russians? Ivan Drago. What is that saying? If he dies, he dies.

That's Rocky 4. Like someone like Morgan number two who was born in like two years ago. Yeah. She doesn't even know what that is. She probably didn't even know what Rocky is. But she knows Apollo probably more than Rocky. She doesn't? She's saying she doesn't.

No. Do you know the movie Apollo? Yeah, I do know that movie. About the boxer? Yeah. Okay, that's from an old series called Rocky. Oh, that's crazy to me. Yeah.

I know the new ones, but... Like, do you know E.T.? Yeah. What year were you born? Ninety-three. Whoa. Dang, dude, I was in a music hardcore 93. Me too, dude.

That was like my heyday. Me too. That was like Garth to McGraw, Nirvana. Pearl Jam. I mean, that was it. Yeah. And she was like coming out of her mom's vagina. I can't believe you just had to explain to her who Rocky was through Apollo.

Yeah. What was that movie? recent. I know. There's a whole story out though about college freshmen today and what they, like if they're going into school now, they don't know Justin Timberlake as a solo a band member? A band member.

They only know Justin Timberlake. So they barely, these kids that, this is just college freshman, were born in 1999. They barely know anything except smartphones. They've never used a floppy disk. They don't even know Napster as a real thing.

Only a failed brand. Oh my goodness. Hey, Morgan number two, did you know NAPS? Did you ever use Napster? No, I didn't. Yeah, no way. Napster. Lime wire was about as close as it came to. That was after, and that was kind of like the crappy version of Napster.

That was like they busts in your room and your dorm room and take you to jail and you get a virus. Yeah, that wasn't good. They only know Justin Timberlake is a solo artist. They didn't know in sync. They're crazy college freshman now. That's too bad. They need to get themselves an in-seek record. They miss on the good part of life because that was the best part of our lives.

Yeah, floppy discs. Boy bands. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I used to play Oregon Trell on Floppy Dism. I'd crush it, man. These Tiger Wood pictures have been hacked. Lindsay Vaughn, his ex-girlfriend, his phone was hacked,

and then her phone was naked pictures of her and naked pictures of Tiger Woods. But not Miley Cyrus, right? Different hack. Oh, okay. But she's the one out, and Tiger Woods is the one out. Different phone.

Talking about it. Wow. So, yeah, some other people got hacked, too. But Lindsay Vaughn released this statement about the cell phone hack. She has threatened anybody that puts them up. They're going to sue. Tiger Woods is doing the same thing.

and so Catherine McPhee You remember her from American Idol? Yeah, I do. Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart. I don't know who Stella Maxwell is, but they were all hacked. How old is Stella?

I don't know what is. Because I'm like, if we don't know who she is, she must be like some young star. But I just, I didn't look at them even online. I feel like, if someone hacked into my stuff, and I don't even have naked pictures. No one wants to see my junk.

Stella Maxwell is a Victoria. secret model. Yeah, she... 227. But I'm just saying that's pretty dirty. All these people have naked pictures in their phone? I guess everybody, I guess that's a thing, a younger thing. I didn't know that. Here's Stella for you. Yeah. Oh, well.

Okay. She's pretty. I'm just showing... Yeah, she's an angel. Duh. Yeah, I don't have any... Do you have any naked pictures? No. No. No. I have no. I have no. I have no. I have no. No. I have no. No. Bobby's is like... The only things that I would have... Dog. Here's one thing I did one time is, I took some pictures. I of me in my underwear. And it was just like in, like, not white, they're blue, but they were like briefs.

Because I do before and after when I would get on a different workout. And I'd keep that. And then I ended up giving that phone to a buddy of mine. Like, I'm done with this phone. You can have, whatever. He had it? And he was like, why there are pictures of you in underwear? Because I would do, I would like to see before and after.

But no, I'd never take any ding dong pictures. But I don't think girls even like ding dong pictures. Here's what I think girls like about ding-dong pictures. What? So there's girls that like them. I'm going to tell you why they They don't really like the ding-dong picture. They like that a guy will send it if they do.

It's not about that because that's not attractive. I mean, I'm grossed out by my own, so I can't imagine. So they're testing the guy to be like, would he do this for me? Right. Oh. So they ask for it? I mean, I get lots of requests.

You too. Stop. Wow. I have this whole joke in my stand-up act. I don't care. I won't tell a joke all the way. But like I literally can't open the Snapchat's. I get sent to me from listeners anymore.

And the whole joke is it's like the worst game show ever, ding dong roulette. Because I hit them and people just say pictures of their wieners. I don't even know. Why? Because it's funny to them. I don't understand. They do. Yeah.

Now, I'm not kidding. This isn't part of the joke. They do. No, that's why the jokes come from real life situations. Right, right. I had no idea that you get real pictures. Yes, guys think it's hilarious to send me pictures of dinghongs. I don't think that's funny.

I don't either. I do not. So I don't open any of them anymore. Do you think they do that just like to a lot of people or just you? They probably just think it's funny to do it to me. Because they're like, hey Bobby, and they weren't. And I'd be like, oh. But I stopped.

I don't open them anymore. That's a terrible. Like, I like no whammy. That's fine. I like Will of Fortune. I don't like ding dong roulette. That's the joke. I like it.

Funny alone. That's me slapper. Thank you very much. You know the newest trend, though, like is when like women are at bars and they have their air drop on. guys are sending just air dropping them to any phone that's connected to air roll. That's a thing? Yeah.

That's so like. Air drop roulette. That's what they're doing. But you have to accept it though too because my air drop comes on. But sometimes the photo pops up except and you can see it. Like that's violating. You know what? That is a kind of digital assault.

Yes. Like the people that, like you're running on the trail and then they stand there naked so you see them running. You know, I don't know. Like that's like that. You can't, you're running, mind your own business and bam, there's a naked person on the trail. You're like, whoops? Is it happen to you? That's a random thing to just come out of a trail?

What happened on the trail? I mean, like, because again, you're walking by the lake at 7 p.m. on a Tuesday, right? You're wearing young pants. Yes, the guy got arrested. Remember, there was a guy on Lady Bird Lake in Austin. My friend was running. She saw him. I mean, it was like, and he was a repeat offender.

It was bad. Well, I don't have any on my phone. I don't either. Hack away. Would you prefer to school uniform or regular clothes? Oh, uniform. I wore regular clothes to school, but I would have loved me a uniform. It would have taken so much stress out of my life.

I would have liked uniforms as... Probably us for different reasons, but... Yes. Yeah. For me, I couldn't afford the cool clothes, and I think that takes some of it out of it. And so now it's like, you know, they take... Some school uniforms aren't exact uniforms. It's...

You have to wear a khaki pants and, like, a blue or a white shirt. It's not exactly like the fresh prints. That's what I think of. It's like clad. Yeah. School uniforms. Lunchbox, you're a regular clothes guy, I bet, huh? Oh, yeah, I like regular clothes because it gets to show your personality.

Like, I mean, I still remember sixth grade. I got to wear a dream team shirt, the basketball, and I thought it was the coolest shirt ever. And if I had to wear a uniform, I couldn't wear that once a week. And I wore it once a week. And you're proud of that one, huh? Yeah, I'm just telling you, it shows your personality you can go and you can get a cool shirt. and you're like, yeah, all right, or, you know, different jeans with some holes in it, you know, whatever. Dang. You're living the life back in the day. I was living the life.

You want to hear something totally radio nerdy? So this is our voice guy. And now Bobby Sniffs Luke Bryan's armpit. Right. Okay, so that's the voice guy. Here. Amy tells Thomas Wrett she'd like to be his wife. He's actually in the studio for the first time ever, like, hey, Steve, welcome to the mic. A second. So this is the voice guy. Wait, this dude does it? That's him.

You had no idea last, did you? I was going to get ambushed. So here, put Eddie's headphones on. I had no idea this dude did this. Wait, man, I didn't do my warm-ups. So, like, this is him talking about Marin. Bobby and Marin Morris, geek out over their drama club days. Okay, now say that back just as a normal human.

Oh, man. What was it? Here, do this. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Oh, man, that was the one I had so much trouble with. We had to redo it like a thousand times. Just say, here's Amy's pile of stories. Played it again.

Here's Amy's pile of stories. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Does that sound the same? It's so weird that the boys got. What's the other one? Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU. That's it.

Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Isn't that funny? That's awesome. Oh, wait. Who's the girl? That's my wife. His wife does melody.

That's so cool. What? The female voice. Yeah. Do you want him to say anything in lunchbox? The voice guy's in here right now. I do his story of the day. That's me too.

Whoa, that was pretty good. Like I was about to say. The bone head? Bobby Bone's show. Bonehead. Story up the day. How do you go up that high? I don't have a very deep voice, so I mean, it's kind of easy.

Story of the day. Hey, Eddie. Hey, Bobby. So you do this in your house and you do shows and different things all the time. Oh, yeah, yeah. Like, that's your... That's just what we do. Yeah.

Him and his wife, they both do this for a living. new voice. That's so fun. Yeah. So say Luke Brian in the next 10 minutes. What's my direction? How do you want it? You're promoting Luke Brian's new song coming up for the next 10 minutes.

Yeah, go ahead. In the normal Bobby thing? Yeah. Luke Brian coming up in 10 minutes on the Bobby Bones show. There it is. Is that okay? Was it solid? That's solid.

That's solid. All right. Thanks, guys. Is that weird tea lunch? Luke Bryan in 10 minutes. Do I have a chance? Wait, what did you? I was trying out.

You killed it. I was auditioned. What? Just let him do his job lunch, box. But maybe he wants to hire me as a part-timer. Oh, boy. All right. We're behind the scenes there for you.

So there's this whole story from Business Insider about successful people and the things that they do and what they have in common. They talk to all these successful people. They're like, hey, you know, list your things that you dedicate your energy to. And so here you go. when they have free time they all do this first of all, what are you guys doing your free time?

I got it. Go ahead. Nap. Nap. Okay. Got to be rested to be successful. What do you do in your free time, Amy? I like to walk

with my husband. I mean, I have other things on. I didn't laugh. Free time. That's cool. Eddie, what are you doing in your free time? Go outside. Something outside.

Park. Anything. The number one thing that really successful people do is reflect. They keep a journal. They write. I've tried that.

It doesn't say much. What am I going to reflect on? Yeah, like when I've got on trips, like, you know, they feel like I'm going to have this deep discovery. Like I went to Kenya for two weeks and I took a journal. Like, a weekend. I had like. Doodles? Yeah.

Just like, I was drawing. Number two is napping. Yeah! Oh, good one. Rest and creativity. Walking is at three. What? That's me.

Reading. And then experimentation. Er? Oh. Dang, that's none of us. What do you mean? I experiment. Like how?

What? With different activities? What? I don't think that's what it means. What does it mean? I think it's trying out your thing. Unless you're mean. And I read too, so I'm good.

I read the internet. You read books as well. I read the internet. I read Instagram. The Babo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so in Kenya, they have really long lines when it comes to voting, but they have this rule in place where if you've got a baby

with you, you can go to the front of the line. Wow. So people have been renting babies. That's like people in line. Like, for example, there's a barbecue place in Austin. A kid would go and stand in line and you could buy him to stand in line for you, and he would go up because it would take two hours to get in line to get the barbecue. And so you would, you pay him to stand in line and get the barbecue just like you're renting

the baby. That's cool. Like, when stories are on like Kenya or Indo-O. need yo or I never really relate to them because I'm always like it's crazy over there like this isn't it's like somebody grows a tail I'm like well that didn't happen in Kentucky that happened in somewhere like that I've never been I know I just thought it was crazy that I mean could you imagine if it's like that's how voting was here and it's like we got a baby go to the front of the line and then it's like hey you want to rent my baby and they legit have been renting

them but they figured out a way to stop it they started putting ink on baby's fingers so if you get to the front of line with your rented baby and they notice ink on it they're like back of the line they X their hand Like back at the day. Electric cowboy. Sorry. Get the X on your hands. We all go to the bathroom and try to wipe it off.

You try to wipe it hard. Eddie thought of you when I saw this one because a guy ate Domino's pizza for a year and he actually lost weight. Okay, this is very misleading. Yes, I agree. Okay, go ahead. Well, he was just saying that, you know, fitness gurus were telling him, you can't work out and, you know, maintain your fitness.

Work out, eat pizza every day. day and maintain your fitness. He's like, I'll show you. So we did Domino's every day, documented on Instagram under Pizza Apocalypse. And he actually lost weight. But who knows if, did he only eat one pizza day and that's it? And his calories were way short. He worked out all the time. Yeah. It's, it was not a sustainable lifestyle. He would eat and use that as fuel to work out. It's still not good fuel. It's like putting crappy gas in your car. You're still going to get there. But it's going to beat your engine up. Yes, correct. So, but what he did, though, is he worked out, a whole whole lot.

We wouldn't be able to do that. We have regular jobs. Sure. But he was pretty dedicated. Misleading. And how do you eat pizza every day? Like, I don't care any food every day for a year.

You would be so disgusted with it after a while. Yeah, I'm sure he got tired of it. I mean, he did it for a reason. What else you got? Okay. What is the new rule with guys? Do you all still do the three-day rule when you're dating? Does that still exist?

Let me explain my dating life. Morgan number two. Let me answer first. You have a girl for? Here's my dating life. With my girlfriend. Okay. Pull up the phone.

FaceTime for five minutes. You're busy? Yeah, me too. Talk to you tomorrow. That's my dating life. Thank you. The end. Okay, well, let's say you're going

on a first date. Do you play the game of like, I'm not going to reach back out for three days? No, I don't think so. Hey, Morgan number two, how old are you? 23. Hey, by the way, what happened with your boyfriend? Because you said yesterday on air,

he doesn't post any pictures of you. You post tons of him. Dad, did he hear us? Talk about it? No. He didn't bring it up? No, I was honest. Yeah?

And he got a little mad. He got mad at you? It lasted like five minutes, though. He got over it pretty fast. He posted a picture of you getting mad. No. No. So you still not posted.

But that didn't change, huh? No pictures have been posted. Wow. What's the rule? Like, if you meet a guy, can he text you the next day? Yeah. I mean, I would hope he texts me later that night. Like, if he drops me off and be like, I had fun with you.

Mm-hmm. Exactly. And guys are like, no, you got to wait, man. Yeah. Got to make them wait. I think that's like a 1980s thing. Well, I pointed this is because they did a survey and 68% of men still like to play it cool and wait almost three days before following up after a first date. You know why that is?

Because, Oh, boy. Let's he guys. Philosopher over here. I'll teach you. I'm going to teach you something. Go ahead. So the longer you wait, they're like, oh, man, I had a good time.

Then they start losing hope. And then when you hit them on that third day, it's like, who. It's like a swell of emotion and excitement. and it's like you thought you were losing them, but they throw that string out there and they save you. Boom. It's a lot more gratifying. That night, it's like, I already got him on my back pocket.

So you would hold off? Hold off. Would you ever like stonewall him harder in three days? Yeah, if you really want to be into this girl and you're thinking it's going to be serious, go four or five. That's so dumb. That's a risking so much. Nope, yeah.

I've been busy. I've been busy. That happened with me and my husband, but I didn't know what he got. He said he was going to follow up with me when we first started dating. and I didn't hear from him for like three weeks. And I gave Amy a great advice too. Three weeks. Amy came and said, hey, what do I do?

And what did I say? I don't remember. I said, he's not into you. Get rid of him. Look at you now. I remember Amy and I, she was like, I've been, I started to see this guy. And he had to, like, message me back in like a week and a half. We were emailing, and it's fun.

I still have the emails. I go way back. I'm like, I was really working it hard on the email. Like, I look at like how funny I was trying to be. And I probably would. I was like, he had emails a week and a half? Cut him. He was in the Air Force and he had no idea he was about to get sent to some training thing

where they like took away his cell phone and like locked him away somewhere for a while. And I had no idea at all. And he didn't either. So he had no way to tell me. So I just thought he flat out quit communicating with me for three weeks. Luckily he got his phone back and told me that it was all an Air Force exercise. Or did he do the lunchbox and stonewalled a crap out of you? And now you married him like a month later.

Exactly. When you got that email, I bet you were just like, who. A swell of emotion Did you not? It worked. Do you have anything else? Don't you have a genius? No, I mean, we can cut it there, I guess.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Yeah, sometimes you'll say something on the ear sometimes and there's nothing you get in trouble for it, but when you're talking about the person they're listening and my girlfriend was listening just now. She's on the phone right now, Lindsay's on the phone. Hello? Hello?

So I guess what I said was, let me explain my dating life to you and I said, this is our life. I get on the phone and we talk for five minutes and we're like, hey, I'm busy. And she was like, hey, I'm busy. Then we go, okay, you talk to you tomorrow.

And then she hit me with that O-U-U-U-U-U-C-H. Ouch. Oh, ouch. Yeah. So I thought I put her on the phone real quick and let her give her side of the story because she's very busy

and I'm very busy. It's like I'm dating myself, which I've always wanted to do, by the way. Oh, I get it. I'm glad. And I agree. The fact that you're busy and the fact that I'm busy is a great thing.

so I think we understand each other, but I hate that you just negate it so quickly like that. You're like, oh, yeah, we just never see each other. Or I haven't seen it since January. Or, you know, we just never talk to each other. Oh, the other day he said he hadn't seen you since, like, 2005. I know. And it drives me crazy because we're really busy.

And I travel a lot. But I really try so hard when I am home, even if it's once a week, to make the time that we have together special. And it just seems like... Okay. She's being a girl right now. You know what she is, though?

A girl. I mean, she's being so overdramatic. I don't think so. Are you serious? She's like, and I just get so hurt when you're like, oh, I haven't seen. He hasn't really not seen you since 2005. It's not like he's being literal. He's being sarcastic and embellishing and like making it fun, but you take it to heart like, yeah, we haven't seen it.

No, he's seen it. Yeah, but these are her feelings. This is how she feels. She's sharing it. So now that I'm sharing her side. Yes, I think Bobby's being funny and sarcastic, obviously. But she's right. I mean, he should be like, maybe, maybe you could be more like, yeah, I never get to see my girlfriend.

But when I do, like, it's awesome. First of all. Because you did get to see her the other night for like an hour. Thank you, Amy. Or two. First of all, if you don't mind, I'll take the floor. Go ahead. It's your relationship.

Thank you very much. My show. Thank you. Oh, your show. Your show, your show. She was in town for like 12 hours this weekend. And we celebrated her having the number one country. album. It was a big deal. So, bought

some sparkling grape juice and we had... It's very sweet of you. But you know what? She went, and she was only home for a bit, so she went and worked out. She had a bunch of stuff she had to do too. So even that time was cut short. But we had just a little bit of time. And then she had slept in like three days and then she went right to sleep. So it was like, what do you do? That hurt your feelings a little bit?

No. Well, you should. Bobby, you should say a little bit. Just say. Just say. Just say a little bit. Guys. Why does he have a little bomb? I just keep it real. K-I-R. Yeah, that's what guys do. We keep it real.

Yeah, right. We just want explanation just kind of like, let's just communicate. Simply like, all right, is this good? Is it not? Whatever?

But, man, girls just like to, I'm in lunchbox a little bit. Girls just like to kind of overtime feelings. Lendie's not dramatic, though. I'm not dramatic. I'm just saying, you know,

we do get to see each other a little bit. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like I say on the, I make jokes about things. Bobby wouldn't have been with her this long if she's, dramatic. Yeah, we get about a good

five minutes a day, 20 minutes a week, and, you know, it fills our cup. I mean, your cup. By the way, she has a very sarcastic laugh by her. Where are you right now, Lindsay? I am in Raleigh on the plane. Oh, you're on an airplane right now.

Mm-hmm. And where are you going? I'm flying to San Jose. Oh, RDA. All the way across the country. All the way across the country. That's a long flight. You're in the news, by the way, today. I am? Yes, I will read you the story.

One of the best compliments, Lindsay L. gets us from young girls who tell her she is the reason they're learning to play guitar. Lindsay started playing guitar when she was eight years old, which explains why her skills are off the charts, the story says. The cool thing is it's not going unnoticed. She's now a musical role model for other young girls. So there you go. That's crazy. I did hear Amy say that this morning. Thank you.

Amy didn't write the story. We just read the stories. Maybe she thinks I write them stop. All right. Well, it's going to talk to you. I guess I'll talk to you tomorrow. Um, yeah, I guess you're coppical. Oh, you're so hot.

I mean, you do have a dizzy date. Well, guys, she's going to be in San Jose. It's a time difference. She's got like a five-hour flight. Yeah, she's going to be tired. Oh, my goodness. But like, but it is crazy because anytime I have a little quick block, she's on the road. Anytime I have, she has a quick block, I'm on the road.

So this is, this is it's y'all's life. It is. Well, like you said, it's like your perfect relationship. Okay, now I got the film. Now there's tone. Explain. Everybody just got hit with the tone I get hit with sometimes. Last night I was talking to her at like 10 o'clock, 10 p.m.

because it was the only time we could talk. And I don't even stay up that late. I heard them talking over the airplane. All right. I'll let you go. No one pays attention to that. No, I need to know the emergency protocol in case the plane goes down. When you talk.

It was just really late. Oh, you're trying to get points for staying up late to talk to her? Yeah, and I was cranky. And she was cranky. And you all both got tone? Do we get tone with you last night? We were both really tired.

Got turned. Yeah, you both got tone. So you both got tone. Okay. The problem is... You're getting off the phone, for sure. Whenever you do, only talk for a few minutes,

a week or a day, and you're tired. Those few minutes, it makes it tough. Because the only time you've been together, first of all, is virtual, and secondly, is in an upset mode. Yeah. It does, and you're trying to convey

so many different things and emotions and things that happen in your day. in a few minutes and it's hard sometimes. All right, well, I'll let you get to your flight and I'll catch up with you in September. I'll catch up with you later. All right, bye. She does nothing get funny.

No, hey, Lindsay there. Yeah. Lunchbox said you don't think I'm funny. Hey, Ray, put men up for a second. Oh, is this a song short about eating funny? Yeah, yeah. Oh, no. So I just want to play the first line of it.

Lindsay has a song called Mint, and it's like 70s key. and like electric guitar. And so let me know when it's up on the wall because I want to play the first line. And so we were talking when she wrote the song, it's a direct. Here's the first line. Here you go.

This is her talking about me when she starts singing. The song's called Mint from her album, The Project. That's dirty. That's dirty. That's dirty. Even you said you were like, Lindsay doesn't laugh as much as she used to, but when I do get a laugh out of her,

it feels really good. Yeah. I remember when you told me that. Yeah, then you said this. You may not open the door quite as much as you did before. Thoughts? I mean, as the song goes on, I say what I do too. It's just as any relationship gets, you know, comfortable a little bit.

Yeah. But the chorus is all about how awesome it is and how it's perfect, and it's our version of perfect. Yeah. Yeah. You. Nope. And you don't always tell me in beauty.

Every time you see me. I don't even like how she leaves that gap. No. It's a gap. It's a space little. You don't tell me that I'm beautiful? Every time you see me. It's like, yeah, yeah.

When the sun finds that horizon. It's course. All right. They were meant. Yeah. We're good. We're good. All right.

Fly away. I'll talk to you later. I know they keep telling me to put my phone. You need press for a week two of your album. Stay on the phone. Yes. Stand up right now and say, I refuse to get off my phone.

Yeah. Push the door up. No, say, make me get off the phone. You want me get off the phone? Make me get on the phone. Okay. No, stay on.

Do it. I'm standing on Wi-Fi. Come on. See it? Oh, you see it? And that's why we don't hang out that much. You know, see? Get your bones on a Bobby Pond show.

Appreciate Luke Bryan. Stopping by. Had the premiere all day. can hear that, Bobby bones.com. He did said there will be a record sometime between Thanksgiving and Christmas, a full record. Yeah. So, got a little new this morning. We'll see you tomorrow.

I have a big night tonight. We're taping the A-CM Honors Show. And so it's at the Ryman in Nashville, and George Strait will be there, and Chris Stapleton. It's a pretty heavy room. And there are, like, Dolly Parton, like, Eriba. And, like, everybody has their head place cards. And I was like, man, I wonder if I have one. because important people did.

Then I walked up and I had one. And then I was like, dang. You're important. No. No, no, no, no, no. But it was, I was like the lowest tier one of all of them, but it felt pretty cool. Because, like, there was a big George Strait one right out front in the front row. Yeah, you're so legit.

Man. I mean, mine's outside on the steps. The parking lot. Yeah, outdoors. But I'm doing that tonight. I know you guys are going to the Brett Eldridge concert tonight. Yeah. Yeah.

So we'll all come in tomorrow, just full of energy. Just champ-packed. Thanks for hanging. We'll see you on Thursday. I appreciate you being here. Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. Bones. The Bobby Bones Show.

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