The Bobby Bones Show - Luke Bryan Watches The Raging Idiots Set + Amy May Lose Her Nanny + Should Schools Be Able To Paddle Kids?

Episode Date: July 24, 2017

Luke Bryan sits side stage for Raging Idiots show, Amy's nanny got engaged and corporal punishment in schools Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It was a weird night because I lived on the bus last night. They didn't even go home. We played faster horses. You came straight here? In Michigan. We took the bus after our set last night and drove all the way through. But I'm always on fire the day I come in exhausted. It's tomorrow that you guys will suffer the wrath.

Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. But I watch a lot of shows. Like, I'm watching Orange is the New Black. I'm finally back into that. The Keepers, it's so dark, Amy. I can't do more than an episode a week. I know. I'm with you.

Are you done with the Keepers? No, I had to take a break. It was heavy. What did you say? You're watching High Castle Hill? The Man in the High Castle. I don't know what that is. It's an Amazon show.

Like Netflix original. It's Amazon original. And it's about if we had lost World War or two. So, West Coast is Japan, and East Coast is Germany. Oh, wow. And there's also a middle part of America that's sort of like, like a free zone, I guess, they call it. I can't remember the exact name. But my husband and I just started season two. Is it good? Yeah, we binge season one. You know, the makers of Game of Thrones are doing a show called the Confederacy or a confederate. Have you guys heard about this? No, I haven't heard of that. It's if the South won

the Civil War and there was still slavery. Oh, wow. leading up to the next Civil War. Wow. Really? Some people were protesting just the idea of it. But I'm never one to protest art. I just don't. First of all, this idea sounds like I'd be interested to watch and see this.

Yeah, like this, hello. We've got like New York is basically Nazi Germany. In that show? In the show. Yeah, it's crazy. And then secondly, if you don't like art, just turn your head from it. I don't watch it. And I'm not even talking to, not even just the show.

Or even this show, you know? You have to complain. Complaining actually helps because then people hear about it. They're like, oh, what's this Bobby Bone Show? What are you watching? I started Amy's show, Handsmaid Tale. The Handmaid's Tale. The Handmaid.

I don't know how to say it. Whatever. You like it? Let me tell you, after every episode, you hate the world. You are so down. It is so depressing. Really? Oh, it's so sad.

You feel for these ladies and just, oh. Yeah, it's crazy. Man. I totally caught up on Desmond. Survivor. Are you guys still into that? I'm caught up. I realized I was caught up. You said the other day you were caught up, so I was like, let me see where I'm at. And I was like two episodes behind, so I kind of did it while. I was like doing laundry and blowdry my hair. I'm like, eh, I'm just not into this show.

I'm into it. I'm not. I think Kiefer's other one's good. Okay, well, I'm caught up. I don't care. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. You're going to like this one, name. Ryan Griffin, a Michigan barber at the Folder Cut, is giving kids who bring in a book and read it out loud during their cut, a 50% discount. Nice.

So if they come in and read the book out loud, he's like half price off. He was inspired by another barber that does the same thing. And he said, hey, boss, can I do this? And it was like, yeah. So not only do the kids read, he quizzes them to make sure they're understanding what's in front of them, so they're not just reading words. Oh, that's awesome. It's the little things.

That's an awesome thing. Mm-hmm. Oh, I love it. Ryan Griffin, I see you. And that he was inspired by someone else doing it. That's why it's awesome to share the story because people get inspired. I agree. Now I'm inspired to inspire more people. You're not cutting hair, though.

No, no, no, no. You know that. I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond on the Discovery Channel. Michael Phelps lost the 100-meter race against the simulated Great White Shark. Phelps was beat by about two seconds. Overseas 12 U.S. paratroopers were hospitalized after a night jump in Romania.

Luckily, they were all minor injuries, so that's really good news. And finally in sports, Congrats to Jordan Speeth on winning the British Open. He's the youngest American to ever do it 23 years old. If you're new to the show, over the past four and a half years, Amy's been in the adoption process. So they tried to have a baby, no luck.

They were trying to adopt domestically. They kept moving, so they kept resetting. Amy went on a mission trip to Haiti. And when she was at an orphanage, she was like, wow, I think I found these kids. So she started the adoption process. And here we are four and a half years. years later. The kids still aren't here and it's frustrating and because they should have been

here by now and you've been told they're coming and they haven't been here yet. And so we go through this process. And I would like for Amy to keep working here to show. Yeah. For a long time, we thought you were going to leave. It was just known that Amy's going to leave the show. Oh, for sure. Like several years ago, especially if I was going to get pregnant, like have a newborn at home, I was going to be like, okay, yeah, I'm probably just going to leave the show. So for Amy to have this job and work full-time and her husband, Marks full time. You guys were hiring somebody to take care of the kids while you guys aren't there.

Yeah. And we already locked her in because well, we thought the kids were coming like, I don't know, back in April. And we didn't want to lose her because she's awesome. Hey, breaking news. What? Breaking news. What? Amy. She just got engaged.

Oh. I know. And I just feel like I don't know what's going to happen, but she's engaged and I'm worried that we might lose her. And for sure, she could Get married, get pregnant, have a baby, and then go be her own mom to her own kids instead of my kids. Like, all this could happen really quick. And I asked her, so, because I guess they've been dating for, I don't know, five years or something.

So I was like, well, so when's the wedding? She's like, oh, we're making this thing happen. Quick. And I was like, oh, great, quick. Now she's in wedding planning mode, you know? She got busy, got things to deal. Dang, now she can be planning a wedding. Yeah, she can be planning a wedding.

And then, you know, they've been together a long time. I could see kids coming soon, and are you going to want to care for someone else's kids when you got your kids? I don't know. I'm just worried that I could be losing her before we even get our kids. Or, like, right when we get our kids, because I thought, oh, in the long haul. Because she's, like, mid-20s. Thought we had some time. Nope.

No time. I don't know what's going to happen. Are you paying her enough for she can get her own nanny? Good point. No. No. No. No.

No. Any update with the kids? No. Okay, all right, cool. Thank you. Hang it out with the Bobby Bone Show. Let's do this. It's called Tell Me Something Good.

Tell me something good. Go ahead, Amy. So there's this guy he planned an entire wedding for his bride to be. Yeah, she thought they were just going on a date, and boom, they got married. They already had a marriage license, but they hadn't picked a date for the actual wedding. And he surprised her, had friends at the house, loved ones waiting, and Justice of the Peace. I saw, and I saw the headline, and I was like, ooh, that's a risky date. But then I saw, they had the marriage license, and she just was like, I wonder when we're going to do it.

Not as risky. It's actually very cute. I like it. I think if we knew, like, all the talks of what was going on, it was probably something that was maybe stressful for her. They could have nailed something down. He's like, you know what? I'm just going to take care of this. I do like it.

Risky move if it wasn't already talked about. Last box, eight-year-olds Griffin and Cheyenne are neighbors, and they were like, what are we going to do this summer? Let's start a lemonade stand together. So they have their lemonade stand. Get your lemonade. Get your lemonade. Well, eight-year-olds kind of forget about the stand overnight. They left it, go inside, go to bed.

Someone stole their lemonade stand. So they put a sign up and said, please bring it back. The community saw it and bought them a new lemonade stand. Wow. That's cool. Firefighters were fighting this wildfire. And the family had got out. But the dog, they couldn't find the dog when they were leaving because the dog was out running around.

So they had to leave the dog. So the firefighters find the dog Go, whose dog is this? Post it on Facebook. The family sees that, that's our dog. We couldn't find him when we had to evacuate. Oh my gosh. They got back together with the dog

because the firefighter took a picture of him posted on the Facebook page. Love it. Isn't that crazy? Love it. That's good news. Thanks for being here. Eddie watched Candy Crush, the TV show?

Oh, gee. I did. It was the same night the Game of Thrones came on. I was like, I'm going to choose a new Candy Crush. Oh, it didn't spend like a week then. Oh, yeah. Oh, we were talking about it over here because Eddie liked to play the game Candy Crush on his phone.

I'm one of the people that never played Candy Crush. And I know there's something to it because a lot of people do it. So there's probably something enjoyable about it. Absolutely. I just never got into it. So I didn't even understand the game. And I saw Mario Lopez hosting and people were like swinging from ropes. And I was like, that's not like an app.

So what did you think of the show? Because I know you love that game. I love the game. And so I expect that they're going to turn this into a life, like scenario of Candy Crush. Guys, it's basically the game And people, like you said, hanging on ropes, walking on ladders And trying to play the game on huge screens

So what's the game? Do you push it with your hand? Yeah, there's like a, I mean, Five-story, big iPad that they use And they get on ladders And they try to swipe the candies to crush them. So it's like Tetris Yeah, you try to match three or more candies And then they crush and you get points for that.

It doesn't come across well on TV? It's just the game. Like, you like the game, it's kind of fun. Dude, Shows are great. What I loved about is the whole family could watch it. The kids liked it. We could do this every Sunday night, or I think it's Sunday night, yeah. What about that beat Shazam?

Anybody watch that? No. So, and I haven't seen it, but apparently they start a song, and you have to ring in before Shazam catches it and tells you what it is. That's awesome. And I think you're playing against two other people, and Bobby

would win this game hands down. He's so good at that. I'm good at Quicksall. Well, I'm just going to be in quick. Shazam's like what, five seconds? I don't know. But Jamie Fox is hosting it. So when they announced that, I was like, they must think the show's legit because they have a legit host.

Who hosts the other one? Mario Lopez, and he was pretty good. Okay, but that's like a different level down. But I'm going to be real with you. As soon as I was watching, I was just like watching him host and then I was like, why is Bobby not hosting Candy Crush? Dude, you would, you would, no pun intended, crushed it.

Here's my, here's my live. It's my TV live story. You ready? Okay. I get offered every bad show. I didn't get offered candy crush. If it's a bad show on like pop network or oxygen, like a game show that comes on at midnight, I get offered these shows.

And so I don't take ones that I don't think. And also have to, they want to go to L.A. for three or four days a week. And I could, but I don't because I don't think the show is going to be good. Secondly, all the good shows, I get put on like, I'm like eighth on the list. So whenever they have America's Got Talent, I knew who they wanted. They wanted the Wayans brother, Tyra Banks was on the list, but I was like seventh. So I never get the good ones. I always get offered the batter ones.

So I'm in this purgatory place for all these TV shows. But your time will come Maybe, well, I know, I've hit it before Like, I got a show on ABC Yeah Dionne Sanders and I were doing it But then To move

I couldn't move to New York But I got it Like that was the show And I couldn't move to New York But anyway Yeah, I like to go on Beat Shazam That'd be fun

I'd like to go on Jeopardy though Ooh Yeah I think you'd do better at Shazam Because Jeopardy is just so random I know But I just That's just from my heart

There were two shows I always wanted to go on Jeopardy and The Bachelor And Be The Bachelor Do you ever want to do who wants to be a millionaire? It's trivia, but not really. I was never pulled into that much, yeah. So you're saying Candy Crush isn't that good.

It's okay. Good family show, though. Watch it with a fam. I don't have one, but thank you. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So a Dirk's Bentley song is going to be used on the soundtrack of a movie. It's called Only the Brave,

and it's about the elite firefighters who were sent to battle the crazy deadly, Wildfires in Arizona back in 2013. Dirks, who is from Arizona, tweeted that he was so honored to have a song in this film. The movie opens October 20th, which, speaking of movies, the World War II, Dunkirk, it topped the box office this weekend with $50 million. Yeah, Mike D. said it was really good. I said Harry Stiles is actually a pretty good actor, too.

Yeah, so talented. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones Show. Don't head. Story of the day. This story comes to us from Washington. 37-year-old Lacey Anderson walked into a convenience store, went up to the counter and said,

give me all the money in the register. I got a weapon. Goes to his waistband. Guy hands him $180. He runs out, jumps in his car. He's like, oh, no, where are my keys? Oh, you got to be kidding me. He looks and he sees him sitting in there on the counter.

He was like, oh, I don't know I'm trying to go back in, so he took off on foot. He only made it about two blocks before police arrested him. Forgot his keys. You know how when you go and you check your pockets? I don't know how women do it. But for us, it's like, do I have the normal things that make me feel complete? Phone, check, wallet, check, keys, check. Because that's how you leave the house.

Right. And he's like, a bag of money, check, phone, check. Uh-oh, no keys. Whoops. Oh, and then you see them in there. I think you'd probably go back in and get them. You have to run in real quick. You know what he was missing? What?

A fanny bag. That's true. That's how we keep up with everything. I'm lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Bobby Bones. Shane in California. What's up?

What's up, Bobby? Man, we're on the air, doing a radio show. What are you doing right now? Right now, I am just chilling, actually, in bed. It's like 4 a.m. here. Yeah, yeah. It's pretty early. I appreciate you waking up and calling us.

I never went to sleep. Oh, so you haven't checked out yet, so it's still the day before. What can I do for you, man? I just wanted to say, I'm looking forward to you coming to Modesto. I got some tickets. I'm taking auditions for a date to bring to your show, but I'm really looking forward to it. All right. So my funny and alone stand-up comedy tour will be coming to Modesto, maybe out there wants to come.

And so this guy here named Shane is coming to the show. He bought two tickets, but you need to fill another one of the tickets. Correct. Now, do you like guys or girls? I'm into girls. Okay, so that's question one. Question two, do you have like a Twitter page that people can go look at? Yeah, and maybe go, that's the kind of guy I like to go out with.

I do have a Twitter page. Go for it? It's at S.H.N. Marshall, 96. At S.H.N. Marshall 96. Like Shane Marshall. Hmm. S.H.N. Marshall, 96. Well, I hope anyone out there in Modesto or, like, Monterey, Fresno, even Sacramento.

Like, I hope they look and they see this Shane. And, Shane, if you get a date from this. call me and I'll make you look cool. I'll bring you the show and be like, oh, my buddy, Shane, what up, dude? You know what I mean? Definitely, Bobby. All right, buddy. Hey, thanks for calling.

I hope this works out for you. Thank you. I appreciate you, Jay. Man, look at this guy. I like the effort. I like the show. Get on there. I like it.

If you want to come to the Modesto show, or I'm doing one on Biloxi, Mississippi, too, Bobby Bonescom. Bobbybonescom. Bobbybonescom. Man, look at Shane. Calling the show. You see the preview for Stranger Things, too, over the weekend? I didn't, but I read that it was out and I was like, oh, I got to go watch it.

Anybody else see the preview? No. How do you guys miss it? How did it look? It was all that was on the Internet. Oh. I did read a headline. I'll admit that, but I didn't watch it.

It looks pretty good. Yeah. I just don't know. I mean, there's some Michael Jackson. There's some fun music from back then. Okay. October 27, Stranger Things 2. How excited are you guys about it?

Super. Are you? So excited. I guess your kids. I could watch it too, huh? I guess. But now? More for me. I had some airline trouble this weekend. So I ended up flying into Boston and driving, and I stopped in a town called Easton, Massachusetts. And there's a restaurant called the

Farmer's Daughter. Just randomly stopped there. I didn't even know where I was. And so I said, hey, I'm with Farmer's Daughter. I did a little Snapchat. Those restaurants pretty nice. Listeners came out like crazy. That's awesome. I probably met ten listeners. It was probably like half an hour outside of Boston. And so I started posting them on my Instagram. There's some up at Mr. Bobby Bones. So everybody's listening in Boston up on the Bull.

They're Easton or the farmer's daughter. I don't even know. It was crazy. Shout out. People were showing up in B-team shirts. It was awesome. Yeah. Mr. Bobby Bones, if you want to see that.

I have a funny Luke story coming up. We played a music festival yesterday, and we played a couple acts before Luke. Uh-huh. Our band The Raging Idiots played after Lauren Elena, but before Old Dominion. And then Luke Brian came on. And Luke came and watched our set. He did? We're sitting on side stage.

I'll tell you about it later. Here you go. A Texas school district allows paddling of students. The bringing back paddling is a form of punishment in schools. They voted six to zero. Students can be paddled for minor infractions, such as not following classroom rules. So here we go.

Yes or no, should paddling be allowed in schools, Amy. With the parents' consent. Lunchbox. No chance. Eddie? Zero percent. Zero. Wow. Zero. No. We had paddling, and I know it's not the same now. It's a risky thing because if you hit a kid hard and he gets bruised, all they have to do is go, oh.

I mean, it's a risky endeavor. Yeah. So, yeah, you got to have the parents' permission. Like, I'm okay with it. I felt like it was good for me. I only got licks once. I was holding my tongue going, who slid, she, sounds. And, you know, when you actually say it better. Oh, yeah.

Yeah, I got licks. I guess Coach Gandoff gave us slicks. times football, but that was just fun. Like, because if you were goofing off or if you did bad. Goofing off before practice. Okay. Like if you were... I was like, that was a bad throat.

No, it doesn't that work. Paddle. Scott and Virginia, what do you think about corporal punishment in schools? I actually agree with it. I mean, I grew up in the Midwest myself where I had on the farm. So if you didn't look at what your parents said, you ended up getting a belt or a paddle. But I'm also acting doing Navy. So I understand where if you act up, you need to do.

learn your lesson, learn your place. Yeah, and usually if you get licks at school, you get them home too, so it was like double the licks. It's true. But the thing is, back in the day, it wasn't as let's call CPS and get them involved and see what's really happening. And a teacher can get in trouble.

If I were a teacher, I'll be scared to give a kid licks. Oh, for sure. Because what if you hit them hard and they go up, they hit me too hard? Lindsay and Georgia, hello. Hi. You're on the air. How are you?

I'm good. What's going on? rushing to work what do you think about this my aunt is a principal she gets to give spankans and I mean honestly she said it always works out you know for the better because

I mean you're not calling parents you're not having to leave school earlier missed anything just because you want to be bad and act out for a reason or I mean honestly I think I'd be pretty embarrassed to say that my teacher had to spank me earlier so I think that makes kids act a little better because I mean nobody wants to

principals thanking them. I don't know. It was a badge of honor or Mount Pine. Did you get licks? Yeah. How much did you get four? Dang. Respect.

Yeah. We'll take more of these calls. A school district in Texas says bring back corporal punishment. They voted 6-0. Parents can decide if they want to opt in or out of the program. They will not get a call, but if they say they're in, then their kid just gets licks. But if they say they're out, their kid gets nothing. Right.

So it's not all the way where you use a call them and go, hey, I'm about to give you a kid a paddling. But it's if, okay, you're in, your kid's up. And if you're not, man, I think the, listen, I got paddlings. My school got paddlings when I was a kid. If someone's parents said, no, they're out. They would have got made fun of so much. Oh, well, maybe you didn't. Okay, back then, but now they have to keep it quiet, right?

They wouldn't know. You wouldn't know. You wouldn't like where? Oh, yeah. People wouldn't know. People know everything. Oh. Yeah.

Lunchbox does not think the kids should get licks. Because there are certain students that the teachers like more than other students. So if one kid is talking, if there's two kids talking, the one that they don't like, they're going to get the paddling. The other one, oh, Johnny, just be quiet. Because teachers hated me. Oh, here we go. And some kids would do the same thing I was doing, and I would get in trouble. I would get, you know, sent out in the hall where they would just be like, hey, be quiet.

So I feel like they have an unfair bias towards certain students. So this is a bad idea. But that's also a lesson in life because there's a bias toward people in all life for the rest of your life. Right. And so I don't think those kids should be punished by getting hit because the teacher has a bias. Because my fourth grade teacher, she was a sexist. She was a what? A sexist.

Okay. She didn't like males. And so all the guys always got in trouble. Females, never in trouble. A sexist. She was. And Austin. Hey, Truit.

Hey, what's up? What are you thinking about this? Okay, you're also 53. And I'm 53. And when I got home, I got it again. Yeah, that's what I said. If you got it back in the day, like you got it again. It's just so risky for teachers to do it now because if you had a kid too hard, you could probably get in trouble.

So, Trituit, you say yay. Respect. You say yay. I say yay. All right. Teach kids respect. Eddie, you have two kids. What if they hit your kids?

I don't like it. If I'm going to do any kind of disciplining physically with my kids, it's going to be with me, my wife, us. But no one else should discipline my child by hitting them. You're on the air, Casey and Virginia. Go ahead. Hey, Bobby, how are you? I'm really good. What do you want to say about this?

This is wrong for so many reasons. So many. But I work in a district where a principal just got fired very rapidly for spanking a child. So also, if you want to keep your job, it's a bad idea. But it's wrong for so many reasons more than that. It does seem like it's just too risky as a teacher. Like there's only one designated paddler? Yeah.

It has to be. Well, but if it's allowed, you're not going to lose your job. You can't if you hit them too hard. Oh. I mean, it's like that being a parent. If you hit them too, you can hit your kid, but if you hit them too hard, you can be in trouble. Is it that all teachers are going to be able to do it or they have a designated spanker, like the print. It's the one person.

It doesn't say. Okay. It says the parents cannot enter out of the program. Maybe they could go to spanking, a spanking course. Oh, yeah? Maybe we could teach them behavior other than teaching them that hitting false problems. We could teach them pro-social behavior. that would be better.

I like it. See, I like this, ladies. She's smart. Casey, appreciate you. Thank you, appreciate you. All right. Okay, thanks for all the calls. There isn't a right answer.

But it kind of is. To y'all. If you go over to my Instagram, you can see I screenshoted Amy's bio. And it says, hey, one day I saw Bobby eating alone. And I went up to him. And the next thing you know, I've been his co-host every year. And that's Amy's bio. And I laughed out loud.

And I reposted it. But then Amy messaged me, she's like, oh, I shouldn't have bothered you while you were eating. Well, I started thinking about how the last several years, you know, we have this rule. Like, if you see a celebrity. But that's the thing. I wasn't a celebrity. Well, you were on the radio. I mean, barely.

Barely. Yeah. I mean, I definitely was with one of my best friends and I was like, I think that that's Bobby Bones. And she definitely was like, who? Yes. It wasn't even a thing. I was getting my tires rotated. And Amy comes up at a Colvers.

And I was like, hey, but her buyer, and she was like, oh, I shouldn't have done that. Yeah, because, I mean, had I known the rule back then, which I didn't, so this was like 12 years ago or so, what if I would have never said hi? Because of the rule. I think I was done eating. Okay. But the rule is, and it wasn't placed for us. People were like, hey, when can I go up and talk to a celebrity? Yeah, not for us.

But the rule, no, still, it's for us, though. If I'm eating, like, at least let me finish eating. Okay. Even you. Like, wait until I finish eating. Oh. I don't like touch people's hands while I'm eating. Yeah, that's true.

I don't even like people I know coming from me while I'm eating because I don't want to like, hey, I don't want to shake someone's hand while I'm putting my hands into food. Okay. But like if you see a celebrity, you can always go up to them unless they're eating or if they have their kids with them. Yeah. That's when you leave them alone. So like, what if I had never said hi to you? What in the world? Like, where would my life be?

What would I be doing? What do you think you'd be doing if you weren't on the show? man, well, we know I still wouldn't have kids yet at this point. So I'd probably still be working. No, I would be wherever my husband was. I bet we maybe if he'd stayed in the military. So many things would be different. I would still be married to my husband, I'm sure.

Okay. Okay, that's good. That's good. Well, I mean, because I wasn't married to him when I started the show. So I don't know what I would be doing. Lunchbox? I would probably be the manager somewhere. I maybe, you know, Jason's Dilley, I could have worked my way up the chain there,

but I probably would have moved on from that, you know, because some bigger company would have come and got me. Oh, the headhunter would have got you from Jason's Daly. Yeah, something would have happened. I'd probably still be partying. I wouldn't be as big a celebrity, but people would recognize me as the guy of whatever company, if I'm a delivery guy or whatever.

Aren't you the guy that delivers my newspaper or something like that? Maybe have kids, I don't know. Why don't you have kids now? How has this held you back from having kids? Man, you always keep me so busy. You don't do anything. You have the... If everyone on the show, you have the life.

I mean, you can look at it that way. Yeah, we all do. You have the American dream of this radio show. You come in, you make a good living. You crack a few jokes. No pressure is on you in any way. And then you go home. You don't think there's pressure on me to crack those jokes?

I don't put any on you. I know, but the people out there, the listeners are hoping for it. And every day they tune in. They're like, man, I hope Lunchbox says something funny today. And that's a lot of pressure when you wake up in the morning to know that their happiness depends on you. So you think a lot of people's happiness depends on you. Like their day is not as good. Absolutely.

If they listen to our show and I'm not funny, they go, the rest of their day is not as good. Interesting. They're in a bad mood. They're upset, whatever, sad. What do we all agree, Lunchbox has the American Dream job, even of this American Dream job? Absolutely. The best job ever. You have the best job on the best job.

Yeah. Like, you're the 1% of the 1%. Hey. You've earned it. Hey, you have earned it, buddy. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny.

Scotty McCreary tried to explain why he was carrying the handgun that the TSA confiscated last week. He had gone to a shooting range a few days earlier and he forgot that he still had it. Obviously, lesson learned. Lots of bulletin there. But he should go jail for. for a day. You can't take a gun through the airport.

Listen, I have guns. I'm cool with guns. I love guns. We shall have guns as long as we know how to use them. You can't be taken to the airport. We should just throw us... If a celebrity doesn't know if you throw them in jail so everybody sees it. Like, you're a celebrity, you get the benefits of being rich and famous, but you do something stupid, you should get punished on it.

If I had a rattlesnake, legal, and it had it in my bag, and they opened it up and... It bit them. That's the same thing's happening. What if it's a... The gun fire. Well, he does have a license to carry it. I can take a wild snake wherever I want to. Okay.

And he had the... Go to jail. Go to jail. Go to jail. Go to jail. He said he's been a permit holder since he was robbed at gunpoint in 2014. Okay. I've been robbed.

Two had a gun to my head. He was at the shooting range. I should go to jail. If that happened to me, I would just go, I turn myself in, put me in jail a day for for being an idiot. Yeah. He had the ammunition and everything. It's all in his backpack.

He's like 60. In the airport. Again, I am very much pro-gun. But that day, my alarm went off of my house, first thing I did was grab out. I have, the one, I don't want to say, never mind. But I have different kinds of guns.

I have a home intrusion shotgun, which is almost like a sawed-off shotgun. I'm like a saw-up 12-gauge. It's pretty cool to swing around. I like to lie to you. And then pump it. I only pump it if I think there's trouble, and I do it so they can hear it.

Yeah. But I didn't pump it. The alarm was going off, and I figure my dog just knocked something over. But don't go to the airport with a loaded gun. Like Shea from Dan and Shea also did it In Nashville They should put them in jail right now

Just to prove all the round them up Round them up put them all in jail Even though it was like a year ago Yeah yeah This is the new rule If you're a celebrity And you take a gun through the airport that's loaded You can also put in your bag

And take it as check luggage Yeah check it No issue there I'm a car to try to go on to the beep beep Oh sorry sorry what's that in your pocket Oh it's a machine gun Up go to jail All right Amy

What else you got Well Michael Phelps tricked us along with the He didn't trick us Well he definitely alluded I was watching promos He was going to be swimming Against a shark

He was swimming at the shark It was a virtual shark Like they tricked us Yeah He wasn't swimming against the real shark I even watched like a clip of him On entertainment news Or he was talking about

How he was going to be swimming against a shark A virtual shark Yeah but he never said the word virtual I know Clearly we can't put Michael in one lane And a white shark on the far lane Stupid. Yeah.

This is the show I was watching with Luke, Brian. The big screen was on the tour bus. I'd finish, and I was like, we were going to bet on it. There was betting on who was going to win Phelps or the shark until they were like, clearly we can't put him. Because I was going to bet he's going to get bit. I was like, I'm going to take five to one odds that Phelps gets bit by the shark. But I walked away because I thought, and then I went to the bus, our bus, and it was a virtual shark.

And he's like, what? And he's wearing a fin. The whole thing was stupid. It was. It was. Pretty dumb. Like put him up against a real shark and let's see how he stacks up. Waterboy.

You think you're so good in the Olympics? Let's see how good you do against that shark. Yeah, we're going to have to do a simulation. And we're going to use the speed data that we obtained from all of our testing in order to have... That's so dumb. What else? I don't know what's dumber. They had a carrying a gun through the airport.

They should put Phelps in jail too for tricking us. You done? Yeah, I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds skinny. All right. I need a good laugh today. Morning Corny. What did the boyfriend calculator say to his girlfriend calculator?

What did the boyfriend calculator say to his girlfriend calculator? Oh, let me count the ways I love you. No? What? That was the morning corny. One of our big bosses message me was like, I love the morning corny. Really? Yeah.

Like, which one? Kevin, like you're at. Really? And I was like, how old are you? Get your bones on this is a baby bone show. Watchbox, what are you going to have your first kid? Like, when do you think? Well, I think that whenever my wife gets pregnant, probably about 10 months from then, we'll have a baby.

Okay. But, I mean, that's whenever it happens. I mean, really. Like, there's no. Are you guys rooting it on? Are you checking? I'm rooting it on. Yeah.

I'm rooting it on. I'm rooting it about this boy. His name's Flashy. They call him Flashy. His name's DeMarian Moore. He was arrested for the fourth time in six weeks, 10 years old for stealing cars. Oh, you think this is what lunchboxes is kids. That's what I had.

Yes. I thought you were genuinely interested in when I was having a kid. I am interested in that. But he's 10 years old. He's stealing cars. When you think about it, he really didn't start having a criminal history here to like the last month or so. So he's never been in trouble before. But then once again, he's a 10-year-old kid that's getting involved with the wrong people.

And his life is starting to spiral out of control. So now we've got to figure a way to stop that. And how do you do that? He's been arrested several times this week in auto thefts and stolen cars. I think this kid can't be saved because he's so early. He's 10. He stole four cars. I'm 37.

I've stolen none. I'm four back. No. It's sad. Yeah, I is terribly sad. He also cut off his ankle monitoring bracelet to get another car. Wow. I don't think it's sad yet.

I don't think he's old enough for it to be sad yet. I don't think he's 10 years old. He's just like having fun. He's just having fun. That's why I don't think it's sad yet. And he's not lost yet. Like, he's still the place where you can still grab him and save him. Here's what I wonder.

Like parents listening out there, do you have kids that were just in a ton of trouble and you kind of put him on the right path? We had to be like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. At a young age. after you're about 14 or 15 I think you're just wired away I think it's tough but like you have an 8, 9 year old

who's just completely disruptive stealing cars is a whole different level that's why I don't think he knows what he's doing He's got to know some of what he's doing It's fun I bet he has just friends that are like Oh, that's what I think too Hey Flashy, steal the car Right right

Like he said hanging out with the wrong crowd Yes and that does it You're around bad people You're going to make bad decisions that's not just for kids. If you're around people that aren't motivated in life as an adult, you're not going to be motivated in life as an adult. Like surround yourself with people that are like-minded.

Like if you have big goals and dreams and aspirations and you want to work hard, that's who to put around you. I always like to put people who are better at me than me. That's why I have all you guys. You guys are better at life. Yeah. So I need people to help me with life. Yeah, but you're like captain dreams and goals and aspirations.

That's what we get from him. But life, you guys are like the best in life. You guys go and lead lives that are normal people. So we encourage you to be more normal. Yeah. Yeah. Kind of. I like that.

Okay. Hello, you're on the air. Scott in Indiana. What's up, buddy? Hey, Bobby, what's going on? Thank you for calling. Hey, man. I'm a first time caller.

I just want to give a shout out to you guys, Bobby. Lunch, Amy, Bobby, you guys are awesome. I'm a police officer here. I listen to you guys every morning. and, man, you make my shift go fast and you make me laugh and it's like I'm listening to a group of friends. I appreciate that.

So, Amy, I want to tell you, you're going to be a great mom. I can tell just by the way you talk about your kids. I can't wait for me lunch. I love hearing you. Dude, all I do is when. I wish you could do that every single day because that cracks me up.

And Bobby, man, you're just a good dude. And I just want to say that I appreciate you guys and I'm happy to listen. So have a good one. Thanks, Scott. I appreciate you, buddy. Thank you. I just see it.

All right. Our number is 877-Bobby. By the way, if you drink orange juice for breakfast, you're basically a drinking candy. Just everybody knows. Oh, wow. What sugar? There's so much sugar in it. People are like, oh, orange juice is healthy.

I mean, it's pretty close to drinking candy. And they're like, listen, if you drink orange juice with your meal, it's like all this sugar and you eat other bad food because sugar wants more sugar. So I was reading that story yesterday. So orange juice is bad for you? It has good things about it. But orange juice has a lot of sugar in it. It doesn't want to spike your blood sugar and cause you to crave more things. What do you not understand?

Here's the rule. Like, I thought oranges were good for you. Let me make it easy for you. If it tastes good, it ain't good. So apples are bad for you. You know, there's sugar in apples. There's carbs and apples. Generally, if it tastes good, it ain't good.

Man, that's too. You can have some apples. I wouldn't have 10 a day. Yeah. I mean, if you don't want the doctor, have one. That's right. Because an apple a day. It keeps the doctor away.

So just if it tastes. Say it with me, if it tastes good. If it tastes good. It ain't good. It ain't good. You need to eat like Amy does, all green and gross. It's not gross. It tastes good.

Then it ain't good. No, it is good. Our band played faster horses yesterday. We're in a band called The Raging Idiots. And so the main stage, which there's like 50,000 people there. Michael Ray played, then Lauren Elena, then us, the Raging Idiots, Old Dominion, Brett Eldridge, and Luke Bryan. That was the lineup for yesterday. and so we get there early in the morning our bus goes in

by the way we had Blake Shelton's bus. No, we did. I didn't realize that. We had one of Blake's buses. So we go in and we drive in and I get out and there's Luke, Brian, standing around. And he's like, I'm going to come watch you guys play. And I'm like, well, we're on at 4.30. He goes, no, I'm coming to watch you guys.

Because everybody's back in the bag just on buses. But the storm hits, huge storm. So we're delayed like two hours. And I'm like, well, I kind of didn't want Luke to come anyway because we're not Luke. Like Luke's got all bells and whistles and he's really good. He's great.

And so all of a sudden we're doing a song, the Golden Girl song, you know. And I look over and Luke's sitting three inches off the side of the stage just watching, laughing his butt off. Like, ha ha ha ha. And I look up and I'm going to give him a little hip thrust.

Yeah. And he's like, you gave him the boom boom. Yeah, I gave him the Luke boom boom back to him. I think Luke's out there for three songs. Wow. But then people started to notice he was back there

and he felt like a distraction. so he kind of, he scurried back to his place. I mean, the crowd of people you all were playing to is insane. I mean, obviously, I saw his pictures, but there were so many people. Yeah, there are like, so many people. So many people. So many people. And we're playing watershed next Sunday in Washington State.

And then we're playing Madison, Wisconsin. Yeah. At the Orphium. I don't even know. I don't even know what's happening with our life. It's amazing. We go around, sing songs. A woman in Pennsylvania stole a cab last week.

Which I'm always like, why people stole cabs or ambulances or cop cars? Because they stick out like crazy. Yeah. She stole the cab and then she started picking up people and taking fares. Oh. Cash only. She gave rides to at least two passengers before the cops tracked down the cab and arrested her. She was 65 years old.

Her name is Betty from East Germantown, Pennsylvania. She caught the cab last Thursday night. She and the driver got into an argument about the fair. and when he got out of the cab, she jumped into the driver's seat and stole it and then started driving around picking up people. That's kind of awesome in a way, like it's a victimless crime, right?

Okay, yeah. Nobody got her. Kind of. Right, yeah. Because the cab driver got his car stolen. I mean, he's the victim. Like as long as the car, he was stranded. Well, she's, and he's like using money.

It was mostly a victimless crime. Totally, yes. And I laughed. As long as nobody got hurt. Up at Bobby Bones, dot com, the big hot topic, should paddling be allowed in schools? Because voted six to zero, they say yes in this one Texas school district. And I had paddlings when I was a kid. Amy had them. Lunch and Eddie say no, no. But you can go vote at bobbybones.com if you want to see that.

There was the ICU too where a barbershop, they give kids discounts for reading aloud during their haircuts. I was looking at your Instagram, Amy, and your two kids. Yeah. They're not in the United States yet, but they're studying English. They have their little books out. Yeah. Like, how are, is there English getting better? I hope so. But you don't know?

You talk to them on Skype, right? I know. I think that they're sandbagging a little bit. I don't think they are because you told me that and then I tried to talk to them and they didn't talk very good English. Listen, it's because there's still an environment where they don't have to use it. I feel like once they're here, some of it's really going to come out and this tutoring's going to come in handy because they've been, you know, meeting with this tutor for a couple

years now. So I'm just banking on the fact that. they're sandbagging. And they definitely understand way more than they used to. They understand. And you have no interest in learning their language.

It's not that I have no interest. I've just tried. It's just not my thing. Languages are hard. I know. It is. I took Spanish for eight years. Why are y'all laughing at me?

They need to... It's not. It's not. I'm being honest. When Eddie goes laundry is not my thing. And we give him a hard time. Because your kids are going to come. And they need to learn English

and not speak their... They're going to speak Creole and you're going to have no idea what they're saying behind your back. No, I've spent two weeks with them and we got along just fine. But I'm, and that's their heritage though, Amy. You got to like respect their culture. Wait, are y'all judging me for this for real? No. There's plenty of people that have adopted from all over the world and they don't learn the language that their children speak.

This is a judgment-free zone. No, I feel really judged. With two kids, I would be worried they'd have conversations. I would not know what they're saying. That would be the only reason I'd be like, what do you do? Yeah, and I have had that. I have had that. I'm like, are y'all talking bad about me right now?

because if so, that needs to stop. But they need to learn English. No doubt. They're going to survive here by learning English. I would just want to know what they were saying to each other. Oh, so that's why. I don't think that's why Eddie or lunchbox is like, you're saying it because I want to, you want to know,

like they're judging me for not doing it. Oh, for sure they're judges. Yeah. I just want to know what the kids are saying. No, my wife gives me crap all the time because she wants me to teach my kids Spanish and I don't. Oh, okay. So it's like because they are half Mexicans.

So it's like they should know Spanish Even though they know English very well I just don't know what they're saying Yeah, yeah well that too Like what did you do wrong? What are you hiding? Because I know you're doing something right now And you're not letting me know what it is

Hey get you Bobby Bongone What's up Bobby? Hillary Duff, the singer, the actress We all know she's rich, she's famous She goes on vacation And while she's gone She's posting all these Instagram Somebody goes to her house and robs her

And steals tens of thousands of dollars With jewelry Now, I would have I would think you wouldn't post pictures of you being gone unless somebody was there. I have some sort of security there. If I'm gone and I'm posting pictures, somebody's at my house all the time because I have a dog who's 14 years old. So Mike Dill stay at the house. I have a friend.

Somebody's always at my house or I'm not posting pictures. I'm gone. You would think someone like Hillary Duff will be smart enough or she'd be rich enough. Have it on lockdown. Yeah. Or she would have her thousands of dollars in jewelry in a safe somewhere when she would. She left. There are so many levels to just, what are you thinking?

She's a house in Beverly Hills. TMZ claims that thousands of dollars worth of jewelry was stolen. They said they were beefing up security now. That's the problem with getting an alarm. If you get an alarm after you get broken into, too late. They ain't coming back. They don't go, oh, you know what? We forgot that one necklace.

Let's go get it now. Once they got you, they got you. They don't come back. And I understand getting it in case someone else decides to come. For sure, you have to get it. So, I mean... Listen, if you're going to get a security system, get it before it happens. Otherwise, what are the odds you get hit twice?

Almost none? Like, oh, I already got got. Might as well not waste of money now. That's a great point. And I didn't realize Hillary Duff was that rich. Yeah, rich. Rich, rich. And that dude she married, she's not with anymore.

I think he was like... Mike Corny or something? Hundreds of millions of dollars. Because he was a hockey player. No. His family had tons of money. I think they found, like, some sort of rare rock in their yard. Wow.

He was that, but his family had tons of money too. They found a rare rock in their yard. Like kind of, they were mining for something and they found something. Oh, and they're like basically all underneath their house. That's awesome. Yeah. Here's Garth Brooks. He offers to pay for a baby's college tuition.

What? They did a gender reveal at his concert. I know. The greatest. He's the ghost. The greatest of all time. We'll make a deal. If I am still alive, when Brooks goes to college, we'll pay for her college.

Their name are Brooks. Amazing. But he still has to be alive. I know. So every day they're like, all right. Garth show alive. Hold up. What did you look up, lunchbox?

Okay. They had a furniture company called The Brick, which sold in 2012 for $700 million. Where was the rock in their yard that I had? Well, the brick. That's why you thought it was rock. It wasn't a rock. It was the furniture store. Yeah.

I always heard the brick I found a brick I found a brick that was a bunch of money Maybe you thought brick of gold or something I wonder how they got the money for that furniture store though Yeah Probably from that rock

From mining a rock in their yard Probably yeah By the way I was eating this weekend And I got told to get up A celebrity one of my chair Uh Nuh

Swear to you And did you? Yeah They had to it They made me They made you Oh that's not cool Do you want to know who it is?

Yeah I'll tell you once I got Bobby Bones The Bobby Bones Show up out of the chair. Man. Oh. No, I'm picturing you at the Faster Horses Festival.

So maybe one of the artists there, like Brett Eldridge or Luke Bryan? What happened was I was eating lunch and they said, you have to get out of the chair because so-and-so is coming and they want this chair. I'll tell you who it is in a minute. Oh, another dude. Do you want to guess? Go ahead, lunchbox. I'm going to say

it had to be an actor was there, right? I'm going to say Brad Pitt. Brad Pitt, okay. Fair guess. I already know. Did that tell you the story? You told me the story.

So was it at the festival? I can't tell you. We'll come back in a minute. First of all, though, let's do this. So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb. Everybody's like, oh, it's so hot outside. Would you rather be so hot outside or it's so cold? So hot or so cold, Amy.

Oh, man, so hot. I'd be so hot, too. I love so hot. Yeah, I don't want to be so hot. I hate so cold. So cold hurts. So hot's like, it's good. I like just sweltering more than I do freezing.

Yeah. Lunchbox? So hot. I hate cold weather. Hate it. Hate when my ears and my toes are cold. Oh, it's so miserable. Like it's cold in the studio right now and I hate it.

That was a strong opinion on something dumb. So I go to Rhode Island on Saturday. for the Tennis Hall of Fame induction because one of my dearest friends in life, Andy Roddock, was put in the Tennis Hall of Fame. And so I go. And so we go and we're having this lunch and chopping up some food, having food. And I'm almost done. I'm there and Lindsay and I're there together. And meeting and somebody comes up and goes, I'm so sorry.

We're going to have to ask you to move. And I'm sitting at Andy's table. We just talked for like 20 minutes. Andy had to go do some press stuff. He was in the Hall of Fame. And I'm like, what? Yeah, security needs to have visibility. And these are the only chairs where they can be visible.

So you and Lindsay both had to get up? We're in the middle of eating all your salads, right? Okay. And I'm like, we have to take your plate with you. We have to move? No, they felt bad. They gave us new place. Oh, nice.

That's nice. So we had to move to the other side of this big table, and it was John Legend. Oh. And they're really nice, but they came with security. They're big deals. Yeah, and they needed visibility. And their security was like, we have to have them at a spot where we can get to them. Okay, so it was visibility for the security, not like for cameras.

I thought it was like, we're going to get this really cool shot. Okay, I thought it was like, we're about to take a picture and we really would rather have John Legend and Chrissy Teagan in the picture. Oh, man. That would stink. Maybe it was. No, but they're both really nice, and I don't think that they had anything to do with it. I think that when they go places, their security needs to make sure that they can get to them. quick and we were sitting right in the middle of the walkway and you know we said what it was easy

did you say well sorry our security has eyes on us no because we didn't have security they felt bad though they were like oh oh man I know dang I didn't know they travel like that I didn't think at the tennis hall of fame you would really need security because everybody there is probably pretty cool you know there were a lot of cool people there with it way too cool for us and the so I went and I was supposed to flight of Baltimore and then flying to Rhode Island. And I'd never been to Rhode Island before. By the way, what a state, right? Yeah. Never been. Is it cool?

Did you see the whole state? Yeah, I was like, here it is. All right, I'm out. But it was really cool. So I'd never been to Rhode Island before. And we go and Andy gives a speech and I guess a little dust in my eye. It was a whole thing. You cried. It was a really good speech.

Yeah. And you know, when you see somebody that you really care about, care about something. Actually, yeah. It's okay to be moved. moved by it. Yes. But the problem was, it's super classy.

Like you have to wear to that ceremony, like a jacket and nice. And then at night you had to wear a suit and tie. They lost all my luggage. I had nothing. So we had to target around the night before just to get stuff for the day of, hoping my suitcase would get there for the night of. I didn't have a suit that night. I couldn't go to the night thing.

Oh. So I went to the induction, had no suit, no clothes. Because it was like mandatory shirt and tie and jacket. And I had no clothes. so I didn't get to go to So you just missed it Because I went to the ceremony The big part of it

But the celebration dinner I did not get to go to Oh no And here's the thing And you tell me what you would have done Because Brooklyn Decker Andy's wife was like hey go to Andy's room And you get me the room She goes

They'll be up there waiting for you And just put on one of Andy's suits And I was like here's the problem He's way bigger He's like 6-3 And like 50 I'm not walking into this Look it like I'm in daddy's clothes

But I feel I felt bad. But listen, I went there with my friend, and it was really good. Yeah. But, yeah, John Legend, made me get out to see it. Because I give you home. He prayed. And Lindsay had a good time. Yeah, so you got quality time with Lindsay because you all haven't been able to see each other a lot, so you got to see her all weekend.

Yeah, I saw her this month. We met our, we've met our quota. What is up with? How was it? It was good. Back together with your girlfriend again. Yeah, and then away we go. I bet she was, I was picturing her being in an awesome mood this weekend because her music came out. I jammed out to champagne, got to say, this weekend. A lot of people did, yeah.

People like that song. I don't know if you guys heard it. I'll say this. This and Daniel Bradbury song. We played a bunch of a female Friday. I got another note because I have friends that work in the download business. Yeah. And there were like 1,300 percent females downloaded on Friday.

But yeah, this is Lentzy's song, Champagne. If you like, if you order her record, you get this. I'm not to be the swinging 20s back into blues bars Don't you dare take your hand Off the small of my back When we walk into a crowd I love it when you do that Keep telling me I'm beautiful

Even though those room is full A VIPs Like that crystal chandelier Ain't got nothing on me You make me feel Like Jessica Stepping out of Yeah, diamonds hugging my neck

For the paparazzi got me So natural a day But just call me a wreath of you You make me feel like Yeah, she's happy She's happy to get new music out there Yeah I can open my own door

But I like that you don't let me Can't help but smile When I catch you, catch me Crushing on your cross the party Getting lost in your, I don't want to be here. Everybody wants your attention, but tonight it's my... You make me feel like Jessica Cibing out. Sting natural a day.

Makes me want to try champagne. Like, the actual... Feel like a steeple woman. S is right. The champagne tastes good? Yeah. Yes. It does?

Oh, yeah. It's like a sweet. Soda. Yeah. You would like, there's a sparkling white wine called Prosecco. You would love it. But I hate the, I've never tasted alcohol, but I hate that alcohol smell. It's like, ew.

Is that a thing? Is it like the coffee bitter taste? It has a little bit of that at the end of it. Yeah. Today's like national tequila date. Now it's tequila good? Yes. Oh, yes.

It is? Not to me. Like it didn't taste. I don't think it tastes good, but it's good. I mean. Like it makes it still good? Yeah. I don't think it tastes good, but it's good.

Okay, again, not having drank myself. Is it like NyQuil where it tastes really bad, but you get a really good thing from? Exactly. That's what's in a margarita. Niquil? Tequila. Oh, tequila. Good knowledge there, Amy.

Thank you. But it doesn't taste good. Or you can do it straight with a little salt and lime. Fine tequila. Do they taste good? Yes. They do it taste good? Oh, yeah.

Taste national tequila. They have some. All right, I will. I was telling the story earlier about how I was having lunch, and John Legend, security needed that spot where I was sitting. They said, hey, we need you guys to move. Because I give you Then I was handed this story Because it was John Legend's bodyguard

It was like hey you guys got to move Harry Stiles Went to this Dunkirk movie premiere And he has six bodyguards He required six bodyguards For around the clock protection Because girls were sneaking into his hotel room Trying to get up to it

And people were trying to get up to him Also take pictures But there were to it all the time But I'm just thinking of six How much it would cost all the time like he's hundreds of thousand dollars. A lot. Yeah.

I guess it's a good problem. You got to invest in your safety. I was going to say, I mean, girls sneak up in your hotel room, how terrible. Yeah, but one knife and that girl stabbing him 20 times. Yeah, because they see him with another girl and then they get jealous. I didn't think of it that angle. I just thought about Hoddies climbing up the balcony. No.

What? I was just thinking hot he's climbing up the balcony. No, I heard your words. Is that what you want lunchbox? That's what I make sure. Lunchbox is. fantasy to be in a boy man and at potty is climbing up the balcony. Why not have to take the elevator up to the room and walk up?

Like, why must they climb up a balcony? They're sneaking in. Oh, you want like a dirty sneak. Yeah, yeah, like, you're just coming up to the door. They're like, they're like, pecking on the window like, let me in. Yeah. That's more fun. They're repelling from the roof, you know?

Oh, that's awesome. Okay. I show a dedication and want. A drive. Thomas Rett released some of his new song Unforgetable on Friday. Here you go. Thomas Rett Unforgetter. There's a cyclist here

She had her bike stolen She saw somebody posting about it on Facebook She's like, hey, I'm selling a bike She's like, that's my bike Yeah, her name is Jenny So she was like, all right, I got to get this thing back She said, I pretended I was interested And I asked silly questions

I said, yeah, this saddle's too high Can I test it out? It looks a little high So she goes over and is like, wobbling And just takes off on the bike Got them! I love it! Reminds me by a stepdad when they stole his Jeep And he found it in the woods Somebody tipped him off, and he found it in the woods, and he was, at someone's trailer, and there was a fence around it, and he climbed the fence, hotwired the Jeep, and stole it back.

But it's his, so it wasn't stealing. I know, but you could get shot. Yeah. Because all they're thinking is someone stealing my Jeep, parentheses that I stole. But they're like, someone stealing my Jeep. That Michael Phelps thing was such a letdown. First of all, I wasn't that interested anyway because it was Michael Phelps and a shark. you knew the shark was going to win.

But we definitely spent time debating on the show how the shark was going to be swimming next to him. What was going to happen? I mean, we were into it. They even planted that there'll be 15 people in the middle of them. Right. Clearly, we can't put Michael in one lane and a white shark on a far lane.

Clearly, tell us about a month ago so we don't spend all our time talking about it. Right. You know, we're going to have to do just simulation. Oh, genius. How much did he get paid for that? A lie. I hope a lot to lie to us.

He betrayed our trust. He did. I will never vote for him for office. No way. He's a liar. I'll be like Michael Phelps. I'm like going to go to subway today. No.

Is he still a subway guy? I don't know. I don't know. I do love Subway though. Like if we're on the road, I don't care where a subway is or how shady the Strip Center is. I'm like, yeah. I'm like, let's go Subway. I'm still going to subway.

Yeah. How's your weekend? It was really good. Pretty low-key. My husband and I just. stayed at the house a lot, but... Do you watch anything? Oh, that

Man in a High Castle that we've been binging. And what network is that? Amazon. I don't have that channel. Yeah, we're halfway through season two. Or do I? I have Amazon Prime.

I mean, they're all channels to me at this point. So if you have Amazon Prime, then you have all the TV and movie stuff that Amazon has to offer. So you're paying for it anyway. You might as well see what you got on there. It's just like... It's just like Netflix,

except for... It's just not as widely known, I don't think. They need a couple of big... shows. Well, this is one of them, maybe. Because I heard about it from... Man, that's high. My husband heard about it from a friend. I heard about it from a friend, so we decided, okay, we're going to go for it. And now, I mean, we're committed. It's got two seasons, and we're halfway through the second one already. We started like last weekend. That defiant ones on HBO, which is good. What's that about? It's about Dr. Dr. Dr. Dr.

Oh, yeah. I've seen... Dr. Dr. Dre and Jimmy Avine and how they come from these, from nothing, and they end up being billionaires and how their pets brought them to get. It's a documentary, musical documentary. It's really good. Okay. I don't know. You said I might not like it, but I have it on my list. Yeah, I think it's probably what they call two inside baseball for you. Okay. But it also like, man, just pursue your dream. People tell you know and they got, anybody successful gets rejected way more than we have any idea. Hello, Jennifer in Fort Worth. How are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you doing? Really good. Thanks for calling. What's going on?

Oh, well, we were just calling. My son here is three, and I've been a 10-year listener and he's been listening his whole life. And Raging Idiots was the very first concert. So we just wanted to say hi to everybody there and then to ask you how your book was going. Well, first of all, man, first concert, raging idiots. That's a lifelong story not to tell. That's a long long.

The second book's okay. I mean, it's about as good as the first book was going terribly. I mean, when I wrote that first book, I hated it. I was like, nobody's going to read this thing. Okay, but people read it in New York Times bestseller. I know, but... That's right. Like three times over. Oh, four times.

Sorry. Oh, I bet. I just saw that. I missed counted. I was like, wait. I just, I didn't think that book was terrible. I have a call on Wednesday with my publisher. And they're going to ask where I am.

I'll be like, I'm like, it's terrible. It's terrible. So do you kind of like, you know, just smudge it a little bit or pat it? It's a thing piece. Pat it. What does that mean? Well, okay. Like, you may have like zero pages, but you're like, I got about 20 pages.

No, I always undersell everything, my whole life. Undersell and then over. Deliver. Boom. That's the same. Okay. Yeah, but I'll just tell the truth, but I'm in a terrible place with it. Sometimes I'm like, what do I write about next?

I don't think the things I have to say are that important for a book. But it's going terrible. If I could just tell you the truth, Jennifer, it's going, my second book is going pretty terrible. Can't wait to buy it. But I did think the first one was going terrible too. But thank you for the call. Thanks for asking. Oh, you're welcome.

We like the first one. So we're looking forward to the second. Thank you very much. Speaking of the raging idiots, do you want to hear us at the show? Yeah. So it starts to pour down rain in our set after we've already been delayed. We played at Faster Horses Music Festival, like 50,000 people out there. And we're delayed two hours to get on the main stage.

And Lauren Elena and Michael Ray had played. We're waiting to get on. And as we're playing, it starts to rain again, right? We love the rain. We welcome the rain. Bring on the rain! So we decided to go to Purple, rain out of nowhere.

We're going to play a rain song right now. Then I get into my preacher mode. Because the rain's not going to affect us. Can I get it? Amen. I said the rain's not going to affect us. Can I get an amen? Thank you all so much.

Then we went to purple writing. The other guy. That's awesome. It's just pouring. And poor Lindsay, it's out on the road. It's just pouring on on top of her. She's out playing the solo. And I'm like, she's going to electric. She's going to get electric. That's going to be my dumb question. You don't want your instruments to get wet, but sometimes you just got to suck it up and go play. And risk getting electrocuted?

Or is there proper cords and stuff? There was no lightning. Because we got delayed for lightning. I know. I'm worried about water and plugs. Me too, just because I don't want to have to buy instruments. That's why I'm worried. But no, I don't know. Okay.

An armed robber was a Starbucks, and he's up there with a knife robbing it, and somebody that's in there all the time takes the chair and bashes it over like wrestling. It's awesome. Nice. Did you guys see that story? It was great. And then he wrestles them to the ground. is, I mean, I'm like, why would you, if his back to you, just head out the door?

What? Instead of hit him with the chair, just, do-to-do, do you? Walk out the bag? Yeah. A 30-year-old guy named Ryan Flores walked into Starbucks, and he was wearing an Optimus Prime mask from Transformers, and he had a toy gun, but a real knife. What? Mm-hmm.

And so he goes up, and he demanded cash from the register, and that's when the customer decided to step in. He grabbed a metal chair and slammed him in the back with it, like wrestlers do? and then started brawling with them. You saw the video? Oh, it's great. He puts his arm around his neck and starts wrestling. Boom.

They almost knock over displaying down to the ground. And I was like, okay, that's stepping up and doing something. But, I mean, there was really no need. Well, who knows? He maybe saved someone's life. But he better get free Starbucks for life. Like, if Mr. Starbucks Schultz guy, I think that his name is watching, this dude better have Starbucks for life for free.

Give him the Starbucks card. Yeah, I agree. Texas company is recalling coffee. Now, not Starbucks, but a different kind of coffee. They're recalling one of its roasts because there's a part of it that's similar to what Viagra does to you. What? In the coffee. No.

How did that happen? Okay. Thank you. Thank you. Oh, my goodness. That's a stiff drink in the morning. Does the coffee make you get up quicker from bed? Okay.

How did that happen? Hey, there's no caffeine crash with that coffee. Wait, what? Stop nuts. No! No! That joke crash, dude. Yeah, the...

It's cylindrophil, which is part of the erectile dysfunction drug Viagra. It's made in the coffee. And so people are drinking the coffee. Why is it in the coffee? What's happening? and Amy, I don't know. It's a voluntary recall. Okay.

Because it contains that, that. Wow. So interesting. It is interesting. I guess their coffee is pretty stiff, huh? I already used that one. Oh, you did. Oh, sorry.

It's so dope. Hey, you're such a boner, dude. Okay. Man, you went for that one. Man. Okay. Right there. Amy, you got anything?

I don't know. No. All right, listen. Future. We're going to come back. I'm going to wreck this next segment about it. Oh, my. What?

Okay. Okay. All right. What have we got next? What's coming up? Oh, they changed the... What? I didn't.

I didn't. Oh. Never mind. They're changing the smoking age. Did you guys see that? No. To what? Well, Chris Christie did in Jersey.

Like at the state thing? In New Jersey. No, no more jokes. I'll tell you the smoking age, they change it to. Hold on a minute. Eddie's trying to convince everyone in the room that women like dad bods. I think it's a true statement. I think women now are liking dad bods a little more.

I think women see things other than bodies first, so they'll take a dad bod. I don't think it's, they prefer. If you said, okay, which would you rather have? And you take a picture of a ripped up, really healthy guy, or... Dad bod. Okay, so just for people listening that may not understand what a dad bod is, or Eddie, maybe you should tell us what this dad bod. Defined dad bod. Not so lean, a little more like a softer, soft around the edges.

Puffy. Puffy. Yeah. Puffy. So if you said healthy guy, really fit at six-pack or dad-bod. And no, nothing else about him, the healthy guy's going to get picked. But women have the depth in their sense. to go, you know what, it's not just about the body.

Like, they're the better. They can see things that we can't. Yeah, we are. Is she pretty? Like girl. Cape man, like pretty girl. But that's why dad bods are more acceptable to women. But eventually, to y'all looks fade.

To guys? Yeah. Eventually, like, she can be so hot and even her crazy hot meter can be off the charts. But looks eventually will fade. Yes. Okay. Would you guys agree? Sure.

Yeah. I agree with that. I just think, like, Leonardo DiCaprio, like, he's got DadBod now, and people are liking that. Because he's Leonardo DiCaprio. He's rich. He's a rich. He's on yachts and stuff. How come we don't see.

For the DadBod? What about, how come Harold doesn't have models? Yeah. No, I see what you're saying. You know what I mean? It's Leonardo DiCaprio. Harold and Sacramento, who just hangs out, regular 9 to 5, dad bod, bod, doesn't have models. Dang.

Okay. I know. So, New Jersey Governor. Christy raises the smoking age to 21. How do you feel about that? I think that it's, I think if we're going to pick an age, whether it's 18 or 21, let's pick an age to do it all. Why are you still on my theory on life?

I agree with you on it. I agree with you on it. I haven't said that yet. But I know you're going to say it. She's projected the words out of your mouth. She's doing a predictive text right now. No, I mean, then I am, what Bobby is about to say to you all, I agree with. Listen, I think, first of all, I think smoking, to me is disgusting.

However, if the age to be an adult is 18, you should be able to drink at 18, you should be able to smoke at 18, you should be able to go and vote. Hey, you know how important voting is? It's probably the single most important thing that we do is the citizen of America. If you can vote at 18, you can go fight a war at 18, or we make 21 the adult age. But whatever the adult age is, we need to commit to that. that. It's too much. 21 here, 18 here. Oh, but 17. But if 14, you can get a permit in Arkansas,

but you have to be 15 and others. We need to figure out these rules. So, question for you. Would you go, would you lean towards 21 for everything or 18 for everything? If you had to pick right now. 18. Wow, okay. For everything. Even going to the club?

Yeah. That's the adult. I think 18 is the, if you can vote at 18, you should be able to do everything. You could even change voting. to 21 though. Yeah, but I wouldn't. Yeah, because waiting to go to the club until 21, that's a long time. Good point. I'd think about it like that. Yeah.

The Bobby Bones Show. A mom got on Facebook looking for advice, after she found out that her friend, another mom, had put breast milk in her brownies because she didn't have any other milk, and she had to make brownies.

So, the mom said she used breast milk because the school was having a bake sale. She had to make brownies, For the bake sale. Oh, the bank sale! Yeah, yeah. She did not have time to run to the store. So she used breast milk.

Amy. It does not bother me at all, but I feel like if you're going to do something like at a bake sale for an entire school, you can't do that because people are not used to it. So you say no. Does the human body do something different with breast milk? That's what I'm saying. It's not that big of a deal to me. If I don't know and it's going to do nothing bad to my body, then I'm okay with it. Exactly.

So it's worse to get it from a cow's utter It just seems weird But yeah, like if I don't know I'm not going to go into Starbucks I'll take the breast milk brownie But If I have no idea, I'm cool Okay, let's say you're at a restaurant

They're out of milk I'm not taking it knowingly No, no no And they don't tell you And they give you a cup full of breast milk Okay? Like, is that okay? I don't

If I don't know about it, I just don't want to know about it. No, it's not okay. Remember when we had that listener call in and say that she made her husband macaroni and cheese with breast milk and he had no idea? Eddie, yes. Guys, it says that you can pass on infectious diseases through breast milk. You can pass on, okay, but you know what? It's not like pasteurized. It's not tested, I guess, too.

Like cow milk gets basically filtered. Yeah, true. Good point. Breast milk, uh-uh. Unless you put it in the Britta. Don't worry, guys. Don't worry, guys. If you britted the breast milk, I think we're probably good.

That's funny. Genius, yes. Do you, do, do you. Hey, Jennifer in Oklahoma City. Hey. Tell me something. Well, first of all, I listen to you every day on my way to work. And I'm nurse, and you just make my life happy every morning.

I'm laughing on my way to work. Thank you very much. The whole show. Anyhow, several years ago, my kiddos are old now. I say old, older. my brother and my father gave me a hard time when I breastfed my kids. And just like it was unnatural, I should do that. Both kids were born around the holiday season.

And we have deviled eggs. And so it was our turn to make the doubled eggs. And so for Christmas, with my second child, I made my devil's eggs and put some breast milk in us. Oh, come on. And my brother both eat it. And they still don't know. Like, again... Do you put...

You put milk in your double eggs anyways? Let me ask you a question. Do you put... Okay, Amy, I had no idea. I don't need it is. I don't know how you make them. But I got to, okay, so my head is, are you... Again, this is going to be a totally ignorant question because I've never had a kid.

Okay. Never seen a milk breast. Yeah. Whatever is. That's a same thing. Do you put, like, a suction on it, or do you just milk the breast into the can't, into, like, the bowl? Either way. Okay, but so you, this is not...

So, did you, what did you do? Did you suction the milk out or did you just... I just poured some from a bottle. Oh, so you're in a bottle. Because I'm just picturing you above the devil dags going, squeeze. Yeah, no, no. But not dramatic. Okay, well, hey, listen, thank you for the call.

Thanks for listening. I appreciate you. All right, I appreciate you. You're referring to a breast pump. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do I know? I mean... Exactly.

Nothing. You know a lot. Not about that, though. That was a really good question. Yeah, it was a fair question. I'm picturing her above the bowl going, quink, why not? Quink, quink, yeah. Hello, Stephen in Brooklyn, Michigan.

Good morning. Good morning, Bob. How are we doing? I'm doing good. It was a long night for us because we were in Brooklyn, Michigan. We played at 6 p.m. last night, and then we got on a bus after the show and drove all the way in, got right off the bus, and did the radio show this morning. God bless your soul. Let me tell you, shout out to the silver late crew.

Been doing fast horse for the last. five years and you guys absolutely killed it. Brought the party back after the rain last night, Bobby. Oh, did you? Were you at the show last night? Oh, yeah. How did you think the raging idiots did? We can take it. I think you guys absolutely killed it, to be honest. You guys were a lot of fun. There's a lot of dollars,

you guys proved them wrong through the rain and everything. You guys got a good group of people with you. I appreciate that. Yeah, it did a rain right in the middle of our... We got delayed two hours because of the rain. They saw lightning in the forecast. Yeah. And so you don't want people out in the middle of a fairgrounds, a racetrack with lightning.

So everybody got, they got told to get off the premises. It wasn't just wait. Like, you have to get off the premises. And so then people came back and as we're playing, it starts to just pound down rain again. And so this is like some of the audio into the board. We love the rain. We welcome the rain. Bring on the rain. We're going to play a rain song right now.

Because the rain's not going to affect us. Can I get it? Amen. I said the rain's not going to affect us. Can I get an amen? Thank you all so much. That's up flying. Then we play Purple Rain.

We didn't have that plan, but it started raining. I was like, oh, crap. They're going to leave if we don't do something. So we played Purple Rain. We didn't know that many rain. It's only a rain song we knew. Is this y'all? No, this is Prince.

That audio you're hearing is like from our drummer's ears. Okay. Sometimes I go on to preacher. Come on. I never knew if you called you when you're playing. Whoa. Can I get an Ava? I'm not one time.

Some people will go out and play. Like, you stay playing while it's raining, but I stayed under the guard. Like, some of our braver players are like going out, like getting the crowd. I'm like, I'm like getting my instrument wet. I'm not buying other guitar. You guys are crazy. Like, they're like real, real players. And they're like, pahm-w-w-w.

me, I'm like backing up into the drums. I'm like, I don't want to get wet. I'm like, good. There's that Bobbycast with Tom Douglas. I want you to listen to it. Go to IHeart Radio and search Bobbycast. And he talks about his very first ever song was he was 41 years old. I started writing the song Little Rock, which really was just autobiographical.

Reconnected with Paul Worley, gave him a cassette at a cocktail party, expecting him never to listen to it. And about two weeks ago by, and he calls him one day, says, I've been listening to a couple of these songs. I like them. Why you let me run with him and see if I can get anything going? So he gave it to Colin Ray. Wrote it by himself.

I put on a cassette. Did Keith Urban, raise him up. He got a little bit uncomfortable with the fact that he's Australian, and there's that patriotic verse. Can an Australian guy sing about, you know, fist black and blue fight for the truth? So I don't know if that was Keith's idea or Nathan's, but somebody had a great idea to get Eric Church involved,

and that was, that was amazing. So church came in. It's a bobby cast on Iheart radio and iTunes. Search for it. That's with Tom Douglas. Let's go over to Amy's pile right now. Amy, what do you have? Well, the Navy just announced that they have their very first female Navy SEAL candidate.

I saw that. Now, what's to do with this? She's the first since the Pentagon announced that women could serve on the front line. That was about 18 months ago. So here she is. She's a candidate. So she still has to get through Bud's training, which is the basic underwater demolition seal training that they do.

And it's the exact same training. She has to do exactly what all the men do. And it should be that way. It shouldn't be a man-woman thing. It should just be to be a seal. You should be able to do this. But remember reading and Lone Survivor how crazy Bud's training is? Like, oh my gosh.

It's, wow. Yeah. Does everyone understand what I'm saying? Yes. Yes. It should be the same. It should be altered. It's not.

Let's make it different for men and women. It's just to be a seal regardless of what gen. You should just be able to do X, Y, and Z. And if you can, regardless of what you are, you've passed. Right. And so, yeah, good luck to her. Good luck to all of them. Yeah, that's crazy.

What else you got? Pepsi just announced that Crystal Pepsi is going to be re-released in stores. That's the clear one? Yep, starting in August. It's remember like Clear Coke and Crystal Pepsi. We were tiny when that came out. And I remember not being good. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean, I wasn't into it, but a lot of people, I guess, are feeling like nostalgic with it. They're pretty excited about the caffeine-free, clear cola's return. I don't, you know, I do love a Coke about twice a year, but I can't see me breaking it for critical pets. Yeah, what else? So a bunch of singles in America were surveyed. Match.com did this survey, and 87% of respondents said that someone taking care of you

when you're sick is a major sign of commitment and love. So basically, if someone you're dating takes care of you, brings you soup, you know, while you're sick, boom, it's serious. Yeah, my girlfriend takes care of me. And? And? I don't want to get sick. No, no, no.

And it's great when she does. Have you ever taken care of her when she's sick? Oh, I didn't go on vacation for one of her because she was sick and I stayed with her. So yeah, of course. What? you gave up a vacation because your girlfriend was sick. This last time, or Fourth of July, we made those a couple days off. That's why?

She was sick. Well, just the first part of it, because we had three days we could have went, and that had no, it just worked. But she was sick because I was like, I'll just stay here and make sure you. Oh, my goodness. Guys, I'm not a terrible person. But were you around her? Yeah, I was.

Yeah, yeah, I was. I know how you guys think I'm a robot, but I'm okay. Like, I think I'm okay. What else you got? Okay, so we've heard this before, but now I'm backing it up with a study out of Stanford University, and they know what they're talking about there. Just thinking about exercise can make you live longer. That's bull crap.

Nope. That's bull crap. I hate it when they go. Just thinking like you're eating healthy makes you lose weight. Bull crap. The researchers found that when people believed they were in shape, it actually led to drops in their weight, body fat, and blood pressure. You take the stress off yourself of not being healthy and stress can add weight.

I'd rather do that than work out. I'm going to think about it all week positive about how great. Then weigh yourself. Take a Monday. Then just think about it. and eat the same, and then weigh your stuff on Friday and see how many pounds you dropped. Yeah, two things from this. You just got to believe that you're in shape, and then also think about exercise.

Yeah. And you're going to live longer. I'm talking about. At bobbybones.com, there is a blog that Amy put up. If you can't wind down at night, you can try this tea with Ashgawangida. I'm sorry? I'm sorry, what? I don't know.

Amy, heavy his note. Ashoganda. Yeah. Lynn, your girlfriend drinks it, too. Bless you. No, it's an awesome, it helps with like relaxing your mood. If you've got anxiety or anything, it'll help calm you. It's a natural way to do it and you can make a little nighttime concoction.

I'll help you sleep. Bobbybones.com. At California man suing the lottery, he was denied $5 million. Got the winning ticket. But guess what? He sent his underage son to buy the ticket. I don't see how he wins this. A Long Beach man sued the state of California, alleging he was wrongfully denied a

5 million scratchers ticket prize because the 16-year-old son bought the ticket. How did they find out? A California lottery representative did not reply to request. I already comment. He says his son bought five scratchers at a mobile station by exchanging other winning tickets. One of the five winning was a $5 million prize. He validated the ticket at the 7-Eleven the same day and then again at the lottery office. The award is denied because the son was a minor and not legally able to play the lottery.

This guy will not win and nor should he win. That stinks. Oh. Yeah, it's bad log. My goodness. You can't be 16 and play the lottery. It's true. Have you never seen the Fresh Prince or whatever, that one where they play the jackpot?

Full house. I don't know. Fresh Prince. It's full house. They shouldn't step over the rope and they do and they play and they win the slot machine. Man, yeah. What an idiot dad. He doesn't know.

He doesn't take them to $50. No one's going to question on it. But there's no way he wins this, right? No, he broke the law. Right, he shouldn't win it. His son broke the law. Oh. Yeah, that's a stinker.

Yeah. That would ruin your day, ruin your life. Your life, huh? Yeah. Bobby bombs, everybody. Transmitting across America. Yes. Show.

What did you do this weekend? Man, I did a lot of hanging out, chilling, did some yard work. Yard was getting a little out of control, just trying to get that under there. You know, weeding and mowing and mowing. And changing all that. Are you liking keeping your yard looking good? I used to think, man, what kind of loser cares about their yard? How stupid?

And now I see it getting along. I'm like, oh, that looks bad. And I'm like, man, I'm old. I thought about this yesterday. I'm like, I am so old that I care about my yard. And if there's weeds and like in the flower beds, I'm like, oh, pluck that one. Pluck that one. So you did a weekend yard work.

Yeah. Did you feel fulfilled, though? I felt good. Yeah. I felt good. because when people walk by, they're probably like, hey, look at that house, you know? It's curb appeal.

Isn't that what they say? Yeah. And then you did what else? And then I caught up on the challenge. What's that? Dirty 30. What's that? It's the 30th season of the challenge on MTV,

real world and all them. And you and your wife liked those shows. Yes. Yeah. And they tell them it's only for $350,000. The prize. True story. The lie.

At the end, they reveal, it's for $1 million. See, I think they mess up on that. I think the lie is. tell them for $1 and you watch their like that emotion. Like you just, because imagine that it's exciting. Like oh, it's really worth a million. Wow! But what if you go?

Just kidding, it's only worth $1. Gotcha. Oh, that's better TV. That's horrible. But that's why it's good TV. That's terrible. Yeah, that's like Joe Millionaire. When they thought they were dating this really rich bachelor.

And at the end it turns out, Joe Millionaire was a plumber. I love that. Yeah, that was good TV because you got to watch the disappointment of shallow people. Can be really successful. Of course, but not living in a mansion, a millionaire. All these girls were like trying to be like, I'm too pretty.

Money, grabbers. That's how they talk. Yeah. They're like minions. So yard work and the challenge, that was your weekend. That was my weekend. Bobby, that's, Bobby's weekend was a little different. You were all, I felt like jealous for a second.

You were living the like tennis dream, tennis Hall of Fame dream. Is that a dream? Listen, my friend was inducted into the hall. Hall of Fame, so I went. But it seemed like a different class of people. It's a class that I shouldn't be there. I mean, I feel out of place. I mean, you were in a hat and everything.

Those were free. Oh, okay. That hat looked, how do I say it? Ridiculous. Yeah, it seemed kind of like awesome, but swanky. Oh, yeah. Listen, you had to wear a suit and as high. Guys, there's a reason I never played tennis.

I couldn't afford to play tennis. But then when I got older, my friend was a tennis player. So he got inducted in the Hall of Fame, so I went. Well, not that Andy and Brooklyn are like that, but was the feel of it, like any of it, stuffy, or was it just awesome? They're not like that. I know they're not. I mean, at an event like that. Tennis is a stuffy sport.

Yeah. And they're oddly not stuffy people at all. And so it was good. I had fun. It was good. I wish I wouldn't have lost my luggage. They lost my luggage for two days. They didn't.

Brooklyn and didn't, but the airline. Yeah, airline. And pictures from that, well, I guess they came out. But when some people were posting pictures from that was when I noticed that Brooklyn was pregnant. but then it got announced too. I didn't know it was a secret. What? What did you do?

Nothing. I just didn't know it was a secret. I've known if she's been pregnant. Like, I guess I don't talk about... I had no idea until I saw on Instagram. Like, our friend that works with them and it's their friend, he posted a picture. And I was like, okay, she's got to be pregnant, right? I saw E-News do a thing, too, like, your Brooklyn Decker is pregnant.

And I was like, this is a secret. Good thing my mouth just didn't pop off about other people's business. there's two pregnancy stories. One, Brooklyn, but I know she's pregnant for a while, because Andy was like, I'm coming to your holiday. Yeah, she has the bunk for sure. Yeah, and then pink when she was pregnant.

I knew Pink was pregnant because Chesney was like, yeah, and I didn't know that was a secret. That's right. I know so many secrets. I know the most secrets about Nashville. The most. Tell us some more. No.

But people have to tell me their secrets, or I'll just go like, oh, yeah, you know. If you tell me a secret, it's not coming out. of the box. But I don't know those are secrets. Let me tell you this one story

by Amy. Yeah, yeah, tell us. So last night she was behind the Waffle House, right? Oh, Waffle House. It's my favorite. Where's it going?

It's a secret. It's a secret. It's a secret. Yeah, I didn't know that was a secret. But yeah, no. Well, it's not anymore. It's not anymore.

Their kid is awesome. Is he super cute? How old is he now? Like one? Wow. Two, seven? I don't know what kids are. I don't know what kids are.

I don't like beautiful. Yes, and big and, like, athletic. To me, like a tennis model. Like, giving everybody high fives. It's just like... That's cool. I wish those two could have something prettier and... So perfect.

And more success in life. Yeah, I wish they were more kind. Some people have it all. Yeah. I'm over here struggling to get by. My dog. You're pretty good, ma'am. By struggling to get by, you mean...

And gray hair and my sideburn. I see that. Do you see that? I see it. I see it. I see it, and I don't say anything because I'm... It's sad. Like, I got it in my beard and it's...

I have it in my chin. It's emotional. When someone tells you that, you're like, just shut up. It's in my... Sideburn. Yeah. And I posted... On my Instagram, I posted a video just talking.

Someone's like, nice gray hair in your sideburn. I was like, oh. See, and then you block them because it's just... No, I don't need... I don't care about that much. But, yeah, I got to share my sideburns, but... I don't have any of my head. Just right in the sideburn.

And I don't have any of my body hair. All... All nice of dark. Dark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What if only your body hair was great? Like, it was like, hello, great. That's it.

That'd be weirder, huh? It's the Bobby Bones Show. All right, appreciate you guys being here. The big hot topic today was should paddling be allowed in schools because back in our day, at least in my school it was. But there's a school in Texas. Like, yep, 6 to 0 will vote. They voted.

Kids will now get paddled. So at Bobbybones.com, you'll be able to see that. Also, you can see photos of the raging idiots playing faster horses festival. We played with Luke Bryan and Old Dominion and Brad Eldridge. Like literally. Yeah, and there are 50,000 people watching this. It's like a sea of people.

And after we finished, everybody left. Nobody said for Luke Ryan. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Everybody can be idiots. Mr. Bobby Bones on Instagram, appreciate you being here today. And hope you have a great Monday.

We'll catch you guys here tomorrow. You go to the Bobbycast and listen to that. It's a show I do at my house. Just search Bobbycast, talk to artists and songwriters on Iheart radio and iTunes. I listen to that last songwriter, dude. I like him. Yep, I like him He wrote Little Rock

for Colin Ray Yep So I think I'm on a road Wrote it by himself On a cassette Living in Texas He just gave it away to somebody

He was like hey Adam It was supposed to see It gets cut right And then he's like I guess I'll move back to Nashville And then he writes Raise him up For Keith Urban

Miranda Lambert House to build me He wrote Brett Eldridge Something I'm good at With Brett Like he's always been on that Progressive side From Colin Ray to

Brett Eldridge Yeah He's always Anyway I always get into the songwriter stuff. Appreciate that. It's called the Bobby Cash.

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