The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox and Eddie Let Wives Shave Their Faces + Amy Is Upset Over A Bobby Article + Bobby Crowd Surfs At Show

Episode Date: August 7, 2017

Lunchbox and Eddie let their wives shave their faces, Amy gets upset with articles written about Bobby and Bobby crowd surfs during Raging Idiots show Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Morning. I played this list of songs. It was like, hey, these are the songs that people don't want played at their wedding. Hey, Kristen. Hey. Did you hear me play those songs? Yeah. What did you think about those songs that I played?

I love them. Me too. Like on Friday show, I was like, hey, these are the songs that people don't want played at their wedding anymore. It created such controversy over the weekend. Some of those songs were, this right here. You better play this at my wedding if I ever get married. I'm going to fire you. You're fired.

I'm an apprentice to you. Like that one? Electric slide. I like the line dances because most people know how to do them. That's fun. I don't go home and listen to cha-cha slide in my... Chris Crawls. Like, I don't go.

Hey, Alexa. Chow-Tel's Light. But I do like it at weddings. I even like chicken dance. What do you think about that, Kristen? Like, would you want those play at your wedding? Yeah, totally. Me too.

I like it when groups can dance. I like the twist, you know? Yeah. Because then everybody gets out and does, if no one feels left out. I like the conga. Yeah, I would love for you to come play those songs at my wedding. I get married in October.

I'm booked, but I know a good... Listen, you don't want me to. I don't even how to run the equipment. I'd love to, but I don't know how to run that equipment. Oh, come on. Again, I wish I could, but how much to pay? It's a small wedding. I don't know. I'm paying some guy that doesn't even know how. You already paying somebody. I'm not taking his job.

See? Bobby Booms. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Every two weeks for the past 34 years, Marcos Perez has spent two hours donating blood at the South Texas Blood and Tissue Center. He just hit 100 gallons donated.

He's only one of four people in South Texas to hit 100 gallons of blood donated. That's a lot of blood. The center estimated his blood to say thousands of lives. So Marcos Perez, man, that's crazy. First of all, think of 100 gallons of blood. It's a lot. That's kind of gross.

But still, it's awesome, right? I see you. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. In weather news, a tornado went through Tulsa leaving dozens injured. Severe flooding hit Kansas City and New Orleans after some areas got eight inches of rain. In other news, officials are now saying corrosion is what caused the ride at the Ohio State Fair to break apart and crash.

The Dutch manufacturers announced that on Facebook. And finally, in airline news, an American Airlines flight experienced severe turbulence, hospitalizing 10 people. The flight landed in Philly. Everybody is okay now. Got back in town yesterday. We had spent the weekend on the road playing raging idiot shows. Thing one, so we have a tour bus, right?

Like a real-life tour bus. We're like a real-life band, kind of. And so we go, and we're in Madison, Wisconsin, and it's midnight. It's kind of when bus call was. You get on the bus. And the reason you drive at night is so you can go to sleep and sleep for most of the drive. Like a 10-hour drive. Yeah.

Wake up you there. So we're sitting there. It's midnight, and there's no bus driver. 1 o'clock, no bus driver. 2 o'clock, no bus driver. and we're like, what's happening? Apparently, if I'm, I gotta be right about this, he like forgot his heart medication or something or lost it.

Yeah, blood pressure. So we're just waiting. It was a whole thing. And he's like, no, no, I'm good, I'm good. Wait, so he forgot it. I think he ended up getting a little bit from somewhere. But we were like, oh no. So I got stuck with one eye open for like nine hours.

Yeah, because what if something happens? Yeah. It's driving and y'all are all asleep. And there's like 10 of us on a bus. And it was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm good, I found some. We didn't get back in town to like 2 p.m. yesterday. It was a whole late day.

I saw you got back in town just in time for yoga. I did go to yoga. And the weird thing is my teacher, she had to read from her paper the whole time because she didn't really know what she was doing teaching the class. Oh, she's brand new? I don't know. But she kept yelling, honor me.

And I was like, what's happening? What is that mean? I don't know. I don't know. I'm not even a yoga person. I go sometimes, like I would go every once or twice a month if I can. Honor me Whenever she was doing

to do this move and people weren't doing it right She would go honor me And I was like Who was this a Game of Thrones Like what's happening in this class? Never had that happen But hey

Maybe it means something I honored her Get your bones on Bobby Bones show Time for good news All about positivity Here on Monday Let's go

Tell me something good A local Waterburger Customer in El Paso Texas if you don't have water burgers, it's a wonderful food chain that's mostly in Texas. Is it all in Texas or just mostly? Mostly.

It's regional. Oh, that's right. There's one in Arkansas. Florida. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mostly it's a Texas thing. But in El Paso, he was treated to a surprise 80th birthday party

at his favorite water burger. He goes there most days. His wife passed is his water burger makes it feel better. Listen, my wife didn't pass when Waterburger makes me feel better. So you get it. Yeah, I get it.

Their ketchup. He went and the employees knew it, so they saw him pull up and they had a party ready for him. They're like happy 80th birthday. Isn't that crazy? That's awesome. Amy, you're up. Okay, so this is pretty cool. A mom needed a new kidney, and so her kids, she got a 5-year-old and an 8-year-old,

and they posted a now viral video on Facebook to help their mom find a donor. Well, a family friend saw it, and she was moved to do something. Even though she wasn't a match for their mom, she reached out to the National Kidney Registry, and they worked out a paired chain, where if she was a family. She would donate a kidney to somebody that she was a match for, then they would find a matched kidney for her friend. So it was like, donate one to get one. And she decided to do that for her friend.

Nice box. Harrison Hold is eight years old and he's being honored as an honorary firefighter because he was at home with his 11-month-old little sister when his dad was out mowing the lawn. The dad puts a lawnmower up and the garage catches on fire. But Harrison grabs the 11-month-old, runs outside to the safety spot that his dad taught him. Called 911, and they came and put out the fire. How about that dad teaching a safety spot? Let me ask Eddie real quick.

Eddie's got two kids. This is our producer. Do you teach your kids safety spots how to get at a house and stuff like that? Yeah, we've talked about how if there's a fire, how we're going to get from the upstairs of the downstairs. Yeah, how do you talk? Run downstairs real quick? I mean, no, we bought a little ladder that we can hang from the window. And so I've taught them to never mess with a window unless there's a fire.

But yes, yeah, we've gone through it because I think about this stuff all the time. If I was a kid, my dad gave me a ladder and there was a window. Oh, I'd be down that ladder. Sneaking out. Yeah. I'm just saying. If you want to sell your wedding dress, you have to do it within six months if you're going to get top dollar. They're saying wedding dresses don't get passed down that often anymore.

And if they do, people are like, eh, I don't want to wear my old, my mom's wedding dress. I like the idea of having it around just in case, like, my daughter wants to see it when she's, or play dress up in it or something, but I don't see her wearing it. OJ's Bronco that he drove a long time ago. Like the white one is going to Pond Stars. Wow. Yeah. So they're going to have the show.

And Rick's going to be like, let me call my expert. He calls OJ. OJ. How much you paid for this back in the day? You know, OJ's out of jail? So it's obviously worth more because it's involved in the high-speed chase. Oh, of course. That's the only reason it's worth anything.

Or else it's just an old white Bronco. Hey, broncos are cool. Hey, Digital Morgan, she's 23, the newest member of our show. Do you know anything about Ojo? OJ? OJ? Oh, Joe. I mean, yeah, I know who he is.

But you don't know about the chase. No, not like details about it. Can you picture that white Bronco chase in your head? No. Not even from television. No. That's crazy. Wow.

Me neither. Yeah, right? I was like fifth grade watching that stuff on TV in class. Dang. Dang. Dang. Morgan's parents weren't even like dating. Yeah.

She's a glimmer in their eye. Bobby Bonesh. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So you may remember back in June that Tyler Hubbard and his wife Haley, they did a pretty elaborate gender reveal party. And they were like, oh, okay, looks like we're having a boy. Well, turns out they're having a girl.

How does that happen? How do you mix that up? Doctor confused. Well, I mean, it's just sometimes the way the baby's sitting, they can think, okay, yes, that's what I see. I see that it's a boy. I get that a lot. I think I'm a girl.

I sit. Crap. Stop. Okay. So speaking to babies, Ashley Monroe and her husband, John, they announced the birth of their son. She posted photos on Twitter and captioned it. Welcome to the world love of my life, Dalton William Danks. Yeah, I saw that on Friday right after the show, I think.

Yeah. She put it up there. So cute. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Boney of the day. This story comes us from.

Fort Lee, New Jersey. 60-year-old Anthony doesn't really believe in paying toll, so he pulls up to the toll booth, sees the cop behind him, is like, ooh, do I pay the toll or do I go through? Went right through, so the cop pulls him over. Let me see your license and registration. Runs a check. Anthony owes $88,000 because he's been running the tolls.

Nice. That stinks, man. He was cuffed and stuffed. That stinks. We had a buddy once who ended up going on like 20 grand because he kept running tolls, and there's interest. on the tolls and there's penalties and so I just kept making more and more

80 grand that's crazy and there's a cop behind him I'm a idiot I'm a lunchboxed that's your bonehead story of the day I do think I'm about I'm only going to say this maybe twice today because I know it gets annoying

but if I don't address it people yell at me on Twitter I'm about 90% over this allergy attack that I've had I'm there I'm getting closer but if I don't say something I'm like, what's wrong with you? I'm good.

Okay. There's allergies. I have not. I get allergies like once every 10 years. That being said, let's move on with the show. Just want to put that out there. Now... So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb.

Lunchbox and his wife got into a fight. A fight over littering. Now, you would think that would be a serious fight, right? But what was the litter? I spit sunflower seeds out the car window, and she calls that littering. I say it is part of nature. It's a seed. And so I chew them when I drive and I spit them out the window.

And we argue about it all the time. Is that littering? Is that littering? That was a strong opinion on something dog. Because you don't think it is. No. Lunchbox and his wife fight because he spits sunflower seeds out the window. She says it's littering.

He does not. Alexis, we know it's a dumb thing, but what do you think? Yes, it is. littering. My husband does the same thing. Why in your mind is it littering? Because somebody is going to have to clean it up at some point. Is it biodegradable? It is biodegradable. It can be diodegradable, but there's no seed left and it's a plant

to grow a sunflower anymore. So it's just the show. Okay, there you go. I appreciate your call. I don't have counterpoint because I don't know. And it's so dumb, I don't care, but I always enjoy a good fight between lunchbox and his wife. Hello, you're on the early. Hey, Bobby Bones. Good, buddy. It's Cedar Rapids.

I love it there, by the way. What's going on? What do you think? Oh, man. So, I got to say, I'm a punchbox on this. Throw them out the window. I think they're biodegradable. There's worse things that go out the window.

Yeah, I mean, cigarette butts, styrofoam, paper, all that stuff that go out the window. Every day, people throw them out. You know, McDonald's, all that stuff. So when he's throwing out sunflower receipts, wildigrant, boy, I think he's all right with us. All right. So we're even there with the listeners. Amy, whose side are you on lunches or his wives? I mean, I don't think it's literally.

Sometimes I eat an apple and I throw the core out. That's Lunchbox. I do the same with banana peels. That's nature. I just throw it out. It's not littering. Yeah, it's natural. Lunchbox, you win the argument.

Tell you what to stop it. All you want to do, buddy. Take that, wife. Take that. When you listen back. And they stay there. And they stay there. A little too early in the morning for that.

There's a lot of yell right there. Hey, by the way, Brad's on, who's a police officer. He will tell us the truth. Is it littering, Brad? Hey, Bobby. Longtime listener, first time calling. Hey! Yes, sir.

For us, littering, absolutely not littering. If it is biodegradable, can't charge anyone with littering. There he is. There he is. There he is. Brad, have a good day, buddy. Appreciate you. Jewel!

All right, Brad, have a good day. Thanks for doing what you do every day, too. Will she listen to that back in here later? Oh, yeah. Will she text you and be like, yeah? I'll probably be home by that time. An Arizona mom said her 11-year-old son spent 16 hours with a fidget spinner stuck on his finger.

What? Yeah, couldn't get it off. Had to go to the hospital. Oh, no. And I can see how you can stick your finger in that and not get it out. I barely pushed on my finger. it just popped right on. But taking it off would not be easy.

So we tried soap, we tried oil, we tried, we looked on the internet and tried tricks that we saw. Nothing worked. So Sam's mom took him to the ER. Dr. David said, the first thing we're going to try is the ring cutter. And that didn't even scratch it. Greg, the maintenance guy, got out his fiberglass saw and came to the rescue. Dang, that's scary. It's right.

It's bring the saw to your hand. Yeah, so what did you get stuck on you? Here's Leah in New York. What happened to your son, Leah? Hey, and all of a sudden he started crying, and I couldn't figure out why until I looked down, and his foot was stuck in the bars of the shopping cart. Oh. What did you guys do?

Me and my sister tried for a little while to get it out, but we had no such luck, so we ended up having to go to customer service, and they had to go get a cry bar and try the part apart. Oh, my goodness. He ended up being okay, though, right? He ended up being okay. That stinks. So I appreciate you, Julia. Appreciate you.

Thanks for calling. You're on the air, Angela and Florida. Good morning. Good morning. What happened with you? Okay, so my daughter was playing with crown. She was probably about three or four years old. And she was playing with crowns one day, and we noticed she would shoving them up her nose.

So we took them away from her when we, you know, stood away. So it was probably several weeks, almost to a month later after we were playing with these. And she sneezed one day and a whole, like, wad of crowns come shooting out of her nose. and you could tell where it had a hen of pink and it was no longer pink and it was white. Oh my goodness. What? She put the colors, as we call it in Arkansas, up her nose.

And that's one of those things that she not sneezed out then would have been one of those like, you know. No, and see, and I hadn't even noticed it. And it was just one day, like, because I looked up her nose afterwards to make sure, like, nothing's blubbed. You really can't tell, you know, what's up there. And so, and I guess it was far enough to where she could, I mean, she had shoved it up there.

Oh, man. That's crazy It just came out like a rocket And it was turning colors And it was weird I was like this is so gross Wow Thank you for the story Angela

I appreciate you No problem See you later Let's do one more Hey Sharon in upstate New York Good morning Good morning You're on the air

What's happening My daughter When she was very young I was driving a bunch of them To go bowling And all of a sudden From the back seat is me And she's like mom I need help

And I'm like, what is going on? So I pull over, she had her finger stuck. And one of those old clipboards in the top of it, it was like, you know, it has the metal ring at the top of hang up. Her finger was stuck and it started to swell. And she was trying to get it out herself, but it was flowing past the point. What'd you do? Well, I drove probably like 90 miles an hour.

Home to my dad, I was thinking he could get the cutters out. He couldn't. So we ended up going to the hospital and they had to and they had to saw it out. Wow, that's soft crazy. That's crazy. Christmas Eve. Dang. Sharon, thank you for the call.

Appreciate you. Thank you, Lisa. Thank you very much for listening on your way to work or school. My pinky. I'm just glad you're listening. The never going to get it is the one thing people say they want to do before the summer is over is Lisa in New York. Take a shot. Go to the ocean?

Go. It's not it. I'm sorry. Lisa in Massachusetts, go ahead. Hey Bobby, I'd like to make a guess. Go right ahead. Is it get a tan? It is not.

Amy. Well, is it go on a boat? No. Lunch box. It's easy. Go on a vacay. No, I'm sorry. Eddie.

Get a lot of rest. Why are you yelling at me? No. One more guess. Hello, Nick. Bismarck, North Dakota. Yeah, hey guys. My guest this morning is lose weight.

Oh. There it is. We're going to get this guy a prize right here. Nick and Bismarck. Nice job, buddy. Thanks, man. What do you have going on today? I'm actually just on my way to work right now.

What kind of job you have? A power plant. Let me tell you, I came up to Bismarck. I loved it up there. I had a lot of fun. You guys are some nice people. Thank you, buddy. You guys, too.

Hey, first time callers. Hey! Shout out. Shout out. Anybody else want a shout out to? No, they're all sleeping. Cool. All right, hey, hang on the line, right, bud?

Thank you. Yeah, hold on. There's this company, and they force their employees to drink toilet water. What? No. That's not right. Well, let me tell you why first. Well, I don't care.

Okay, tell me why, but I don't think I'm here. Okay. What reason? They work in a photography studio, and they didn't meet their quoting. and it's a way of motivating the staff to work harder so they begrudially drank water from the toilet the woman suffered from diarrhea and she could not eat

I guess he's cool That's so wrong on so many levels First of all If you don't want to just quit Well some people might really have to drink the toilet water Because they may really need that job So they might feel like okay I can't find another job I'm just going to drink toilet water

That's a horrible position to be put in Second of all if you're a company You can't do this No, clearly that's Like you just can't It's like a school or a company You can't tape kids to desks You can't make people

Like if it's your buddies Okay, make them drink toilet water Like what's gonna do? Sue you, you just not drink it If you're a business, you can't do that Your school, you can't do that But it just feels like there's more of this story than Yeah, I'm telling you that would not fly here

It would not, so don't even think about it But we're all buddies Yeah, but this is work Different, yeah, yeah No way would I do that? If you were I don't know. I don't know how to handle that. If we were to do something wrong.

Huh? You've ate worse. You've done worse things than that on the show. Yeah. Over the years? Of course you have. Worse than toilet water. My Sunday? You ate ice cream about lunchboxes' butt talks once. That's like toilet water. Yeah, that's worse.

So Amy's like being old high and mighty. No. All I'm saying is... Dang, so wait, I could sue? No. You did it. Aren't they? I did it on my own free world. And they probably agreed, listen, if we don't meet our quota, we'll drink toilet water.

Oh, boy. Oh, man. Oh, that's true. But still, you can't as a business do that. I read that. I'm like, what a dumb business. Because now, yeah, they're just ready for a lawsuit. Like, just chilling.

Ready, lawsuit it up. I know. I forgot about But Sunday. I know. That was a terrible thing. I remember the old guy that used to, like, run the format hated us for that bit. I thought that was pretty funny. Really?

Yeah. Oh. He wouldn't complain to our big bosses from what I heard in New York. And I was like, relax. Sometimes we're going to do really stupid stuff. And sometimes we're going to do fun. By the way, lunchbox has the morning corny in 10 minutes. You have it because Amy messed it up last time.

Yeah. Can I get Mike D. Why do you always bring dirty jokes into it? No, it's not dirty. It's just, I... Mike D, come in here. Come here, Mike D. This is the second time he's had the joke and he needs to get them approved for...

Go ahead. Mike D, read it. Oh, Mike, B, where are you at? Oh, there you are. All right, hold on. Don't read it out loud. Don't read it out loud? No, don't.

You run the joke. No, no, no, no. Just making sure. I mean, it's a little borderline, I think you're good. Borderline, but I think you're good. Should I look at it? Go look at it real quick. Okay.

We only have like 30 seconds. Amy's looking at the... Okay. Well, now I want to hear it. Eight minutes. Is that funny, Amy? Can he say it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's fine.

Amy said so. Okay. Eight minutes from lunchbox doing... Eight minutes until lunchbox has the morning corny. Which, by the way, Amy just thinks she watched a Chris Rock comedy special or something. All right. Coming over to you, I got the 30 Second Skinny with Amy and the morning corny with lunchbox in a minute. Bobby Bonson.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30 Second Skinny. According to E Online, Miranda Lambert and Anderson East are extremely serious and they're going to be getting engaged by the end of the year. A source says that they've discussed having kids and will start trying after they are married. I guess I have questions. Question one is they could be getting engaged by the end of the year. That's such a vague thing.

We still have six more months. I know. Yeah. A source says they could break breaking up by the end of the year. Oh. No, that's not what Eon Online is reporting. And of course you're talking about kids. They've been together for long enough where you have that

that conversation. That's just not a story, right? Well, in case people are curious that this could happen by the end of the year. Yeah, all right. So the Dixie Chicks are bringing their soon-to-be-released DVD to theaters across the country tonight. So in case you want to go check that out, apparently this is like a new thing, like taking the concert experience to movie theaters. And if you're curious if it's going to be in a place near you, fathomovince.com is where you can check it out.

And then the DVD is set to release on September 1st. I don't think it's a terrible idea, and I think it's a fine idea. Like, I wouldn't go to a movie theater to watch Dixie Chicks or Lady Annabella, like a regular movie theater. I would go to an IMAX, big tall screen one, to do that. I just have no interest in watching a concert at the movies. Yeah. An I max would be cool because all the sound and it's super tall. It would be like you're there.

I went to one of those. A concert experience at IMAX? Do we go to one together? I think we did. You too. Yeah, that was so cool. That's right. And it was really cool.

Oh, well, then they should do that. Did you dance like you were at the concert or did you just sit in the chair? Well, you had chairs. Yeah, we sat. But it was awesome. It was cool. The movie theaters are gross anyway. There's popcorn and the floors are gooey and yeah.

I'm Amy. That's your 30 seconds going to eat. Yeah, don't you guys go to the gooey floor theaters? Floors are really gooey. All right? Just in general. Your shoes get stuck. Yeah.

I leave shoes back sometimes. I'm like, man down. It's the Bobby Bones Show. Here's what's going on this week tonight, the season finale of the The Bachelorette. Anybody have been watching? I've been watching. What you think?

That's boring. Yeah? It's just boring. There's not crazy drama. Everybody seems just kind of normal. It's not very interesting. Also, songwriter Heather Morgan stops by my house for the Bobby cast. She's written songs like Beat of the music.

Lose my mind and I'll be the moon. I don't want to be a life. Dirk's and Marin. I don't want to be a food. I don't want to be a secret. On Tuesday, I performed stand-up at the Grand Ole Opry for the first time. and it's the first time that a comedian there in a long time. Yeah, I'm a little nervous about that.

Like, I'm a little tight about that one. I'm going. You'll do good. I'm going. Yeah. Why? Why would you not go to, you guys go to John Mayer? Like, I don't care for John Mayer.

I want to see you. Oh, wait, wait. It's only 12 minutes. Oh, wait, wait, wait. That's even better. Yeah. We can go to John Mayer? I don't, I mean, you can buy, like, I picked the opera over John Mayer.

John Mayer is like my favorite artist, him and Garth. But, yeah, John Mayer is the same night here in town. Will you hold it against me? No. All right. I won't. Maybe I can get some tickets. My wife likes John Mayer.

That's a good show. Yeah. Brett Eldridge on Wednesday night on The Tonight Show with Fallon. On Thursday, it's the season finale of Nashville on CMT. And Amy hosts Nashchat after that. It's a big deal. Yeah. We're going to be doing it from the hard rock.

On Friday, Lindsay Elle comes in for Female Friday. Oh, boy. Her new album, The Project, comes out Friday. And I will be doing very little talking in this interview. The listeners will be. sending in questions. Amy will be doing a lot of it. I'm sure it'll be a whole thing. I'm, I gotta tell you, I'm not really looking forward to it.

I can't wait. I'm ready. I'm excited. Because it'll be awkward. For me. But yeah, Lindsay L. comes in. Because her album comes out on Friday. What am I going to do? Yep. What are you going to do? What are you going to do? What are you going to do? You can pre-order on iTunes if you want.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. Show! Let's watch how to go to approval through Mike D and Amy to get this joke cleared. I haven't heard it yet. Let's go. The Morning Corny. Why can't ghosts have babies?

Why can't ghosts have babies? Because they have a Halloween. That was the Morning Corny. Why was he scared of that? Because weenie. Okay. Eddie takes his headphones off.

Eddie just walks out. Oh, yeah. Set the mood. We were told it's super romantic if you let your wife shave your face. So that's what the guys did. Lunchbox is at first. and lunchbox's wife

got the razor out Is this straight razor? No, it's just like a razor Regular razor you get at the grocery store Yeah Lathered up Oh yeah, you know I put some shaving cream all

You know the foam kind Yeah, yeah Time for the great shave That's supposed to bring us closer together Now listen If you cut me This does not bring us closer together So I need you to be extra careful

Okay Like you treat your legs nice You treat my face nice Got it? Got it? Thank you. Let the shaving begin. Oh my God, I can't do it.

Wow. Is that a lawn mall? Ow! Don't do that. No, you didn't really hurt me. A hilarious joke. Dude, your stubble is manly, dude. I know.

That's that noise that's something. Yeah, that's the shaving. So, do you, when she's doing it, do you feel like she's into it? I mean, she sounds into it. I think so. Is the hair coming up? Are you feeling closer to me? I don't know.

It's kind of weird. During. No, almost. Oh, sorry. I'm sorry. Did you feel like you hurt me? Yeah, you just hear me. You backed up.

Amy's creeped out. What are you freaked out by? Like, I don't understand. Lunchbox's wife is shaving his face here. Because we were told that brings you closer together. The great shave is over. It's supposed to bring us closer together. and we will go to my wife and ask her how she feels.

I feel the same. Was it weird? Was it romantic? Was it bonding? How did you feel? It was kind of weird. I was really nervous the whole time. I didn't want to hurt you. There you have it. So it's weird. It's weird. Nothing romantic or bonding about it. Nothing, huh? Nothing. Okay, well, we'll hear Eddie's in his wife coming up. It might be a tad different. Yeah? Lundge his hair was like, oh.

Man, so manly over there. Hey, Stephanie and West Virginia, good morning. Good morning, Bobby, and everybody, how are you? We're good, what's going on? Not much, well, I wanted to weigh in on the shaving of your significant other. Yeah, because Lunchbox had his wife shave his face for him after we talked about on the air that it's supposed to bring you closer together. There it is.

Oh, my God, I can't do it. And the weird part is when they start talking to this voice. I think so. Is the hair coming off? Okay, so go ahead, Stephanie. So my fiancee and I've been dating for about three and a half years. And I've been doing it pretty much ever since we've been dating. And he loves it.

He makes him feel cherished and loves, even though, I mean, I show him in other ways, but he definitely really likes it. And, I mean, you're putting your life technically in the other person's hands. So let me ask you this. If it's a disposable razor, are you really? Disposable razor? No, we don't use disposable razor. Dang, you guys go hard. We use actually dollar-shade with club razors.

Okay, but it's... Same kind of concept. Oh, I thought she was going to, like, Floyd the barber from Andy Griffith. Dang. Well, that's cool. I'm glad you like it. I appreciate you, Colin.

Thank you very much. I appreciate you. I appreciate you. Eddie's comes up in a second. and he has audio of him and his wife. Lunchbox went to watch Tim and Faith over the weekend. And it's a great show. I mean, everybody says it's a great show.

Your wife like that, huh? Oh, my goodness. Loved it. I mean, we had a great time. It was so, I mean, they come out and they sing a duet, sing a couple duets, boom. And then Faith takes the stage by herself and just shows her vocal prowess. I mean. Oh, boy.

Her vocal what? Proulesus. Her vocal what? Proudless? What does that mean? Wait, how, I spell it? Ah, P-R-O-W-E-S-S. Prou-E-S?

Okay, Prou. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know how you used. Yeah. Go ahead. And that girl can sing. Yeah. Let me tell you.

Uh-huh. Amazing. And then she leaves and Tim comes out and just jams out and rocks it. And then they come back out at the end together and sing a couple more duets. That's it. It was awesome. It was so much fun. Did it feel like all hits all?

night? I felt like all hits all night. And I was jamming and singing and dancing and it was awesome. Wow. I don't know why I'm so shocked by him like, I mean, obviously Tim and Faith are amazing, but I don't picture a lunchbox thinking it's like the time of his life. You know what? The first

time I saw Tim, now I guess I saw him like 15 years ago, but the first time I saw him in recent times, I was like, that's how it's done. Because he comes out and I don't even use the word swagger at all. Oh. But he comes out. And I don't know this tour. Did he start with Truck Yeah?

No. In the past, he would come out and it would be like, dun-da-da-da. And he comes out and his arms are spread open. And he turns, and I was like, okay, I've never seen like this before. Like, how to start a show. Yeah. But yeah, it's really good, huh?

Really good. So entertaining. So much fun. Man. This is how I used to start. And this the band would be up there playing. And Tim, one. walks out, he's got his arms up there, like he's flying on stage, he's turned the circle,

spins into the microphone. It's like, Little Wayne jamming the car's like, yeah! Yeah, it's good. Got little Wayne popping on my iPod, thumping on my subs in the back. Did you know that was the words? I didn't. I didn't, I know, not until just now. Oh, there you go.

There's a guy in Daytona. He's 73 years old. He's banned from the beach after handing out Sugar Baby cards. What? A sugar baby? Yeah, yeah. So he's walking around and he's got cards and he's like, hey, I'm looking for a sugar baby. I'm being a sugar daddy, yeah? The whole intention of me getting the shirt was just having fun.

I am just so embarrassed. I've been devastated for the last two, three days. I understand the mother, you know, getting upset. He accidentally gave one to a teenager. Oh, my goodness. But she was 18. But she was 18. Yeah, and the mom got upset.

I don't blame her at all for getting upset. This marks comes to his defense really quickly. But you were 18. And I just want to apologize to her. I want to apologize to her daughter. I was just having fun. And obviously, I just made a real bad mistake. His name's Richard 73, not charged with the crime,

told police been passing out business cards to young females on the beach who were older than 18. The card featured a photo of a young girl sitting in the lap of an older man. What? With the accompanying text, ask me about your monthly allowance. No way. Is that for real? That is hilarious. Listen to that guy.

I said sugar daddy seeking his sugar baby. I didn't know that that's what they called himself. I didn't know that the, I knew what a sugar daddy was, but I didn't know if you were with a sugar daddy that that made you a sugar baby. Because that's creepy. I don't like that sound of that. They didn't charge him with anything because he wasn't like going out to underage girls. but they say, hey, you can't pass any cards on the beach. That's how they got them.

And then he's embarrassed. But she's 18. Like, that's a thing. Like, let's have an adult age in our society. Like, it's 18. Yeah, you've always said that. It's 73-year-old. Just probably trying to have a little fun.

Poor dude. Ask me about your monthly allowance. What a line. I mean. That's a great line. So, I mean, I am curious. Me too. I want to know.

What's the monthly allowance? Is that in the clip anywhere? Listen to this. So Brittany Yost married her husband now, Jordan Yost, on July 22nd in West Virginia. And she wanted her grandfather to officiate her wedding, but he passed away. But her sister was married two years ago when he officiated that wedding. So they took the audio and they played it at her wedding. And she was like he still was able to be there kind of.

Brittany Yost recalls the moment at her wedding when her eyes swelled up with tears. I turn out to your husband and laugh in the name of his father and of the holy spirit. Grandfather's voice. I put out to your husband and laugh. That makes my heart just go boom, boom, boom, that's crazy. I get chills. I mean, I bet there was not, there couldn't have been a dry eye in that place. And whomever had the idea to go, why don't we take the audio?

of your grandfather from your sister's wedding and played this part of it back. That's a brilliant idea. Like, how touch it? Everybody touched by that or not? Yeah. Well, no, the bride didn't know until they played it at the wedding.

The sister came up with the idea. It was like, oh, I'm going to get this audio and... Oh, they surprised her with it? Yeah, she had no idea. Oh, man, genius. Because ever since she was a little girl, she wanted her grandpa to officiate her wedding. Yeah.

Wow. So we go and we play two shows. The Raging Idiots do. We play in St. Louis and we play in Madison, Wisconsin, on Friday and Saturday night. Eddie and I are a band. It was a lot of fun. Crowds are crazy. Both towns were rocking. And so I want to give you a couple clips. First of all, I've never staged o' before. Like, you just jump into the crowd. Yeah. Do you see my Instagram? I did. Yeah. Did you laugh? Pretty hardcore. Huh? It looked pretty hardcore. Did you laugh or were like, man, that guy's a rock and roller. I was like, whoa, look at Bobby trusting all those people with his life.

So I dove into the crowd, right? I'm going to play the audio of me jumping into the crowd. And we were at the Orphium in Massachusetts, Wisconsin. It's packed. And I was like, you know what? I've never done this before in my life. I was feeling it. I just jumped into the crowd.

And they're passing me around, right? And I'm like, this is staged... Until I felt someone punched me in my junk. Now, they didn't punch me, but they were just pushing me around. Well, yeah. I didn't know you weren't supposed to go face first. I always thought staged up and was like Superman. So I didn't know the difference.

And I'm like, I'm going in! And so again, I run, and I jump in. And they're passing me around, and I feel like three palms go right into my weiner. Oh, my gosh. And not on purpose, but you have all these hands pushing you up. You're bound to get a palm in the wean, right? So they take me to the back, and I'm like, and then we're stuck with the back of the room. Yeah, how long are you surfing for?

For a long time, and they're like, where are you going? And I'm like, take me back to the stage. So then they're passing me back to the stage, and finally I make it all the, and listen, they help my life. They had me. And what did it feel like? Like, other than when you were hit? It's fun. First of all, everybody's like...

So you don't feel like you're ever going to fall? Because I would be so scared. There were so many people holding me up. Like, they had my back. Okay. And it was kind of fun. No, they had your front. Oh, they definitely had my front.

Oh, boy. And I don't think it was on purpose. Like, I don't think people were grabbing it. No, of course not. But yeah, I guess you are supposed to go fall backwards onto your back. I didn't know. I don't know Rockstar 101. All I know is I love my people and I trust them.

So I just... You can sit on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. I spread my arms and I fell in. to the crowd, and you can hear singing, and you can hear Rockman Hey at the crowd. So, there we go. I was living the rock star life. That's crazy how y'all do that. I was shocked you went face first.

Like, what in the world are you doing? You put yourself in a vulnerable spot. Yeah, I didn't know either. Look at you living a little bit. Taking it and going like full rock star, because when I watched it, I was like, all right. But next time you got to get a running start and just jump. No, I'm not hurting people. There's lawsuits that happen when you do that.

That's why you don't do things like that. Because if you run and jump and you hurt somebody, you get sued. So, no, I didn't do that. You can see it on my Instagram. That's awesome that they carried you wherever you needed to go. Was it a rush? I was scared. But then they were like, where do you want to go?

Back. Back. Take me back. So there's that. And then I'm finally starting to get over my allergies. I'm probably like 90%. It's have a little bit in me. But so we're singing and at times I just couldn't.

You want to hear the whole crowd saying Chick-fil-A? Yeah. This Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday song, is so funny that people sing. Here we go. Isn't that funny? I mean, they're rocking it, man. Still fairly new. Yeah.

Yeah. Here we go. Come on, let's sing it now. Two years. You know, hello. I'm telling you. People are crazy. Like, those raging idiot shows are crazy.

So, yeah, we have a song you can download on iTunes called Chick-fil-A but it's Sunday. The Chick-Fleigh cow came out to the show on Saturday. What? Yeah, Chick-Fleys into a cow out. That's amazing. He's just dancing in the crowd. And we're like, look at that cow. Someone asked me earlier to play the Chick-fil-A song, so it's for you guys.

Oh, chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. I'm fried and made a waffle, but now I'm feeling awful. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you aren't open. It's the one day that I was hoping to get chick-fil-A, yeah, yeah. I yell hello through the drive-thru. Hello. Nobody answers me back.

I look around for all the other cars. Where the heck is everyone at? So I won't shake fillet, but it's Sunday. I want the fries in the middle of a full, but now I'm feeling awful. I want chateflay, but it's Sunday. Yeah, the one is the one day that I was hoping to get chateful a lay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So there you go. You can download that on iTunes if you want.

They're loving it, man. I couldn't believe it. I'm always like, what are you people singing? And I'm like, oh, yeah, yeah, I wrote that. Our video producer, Eddie, has a three-year-old. The three-year-old's back in school today, huh? He starts today. At what time?

Yeah, he's probably in right now. They go in about 7.45. What's a three-year-old do at school? What's the hours? I ain't go to school until kindergarten. Yeah, well, he's almost four, so he's going to, it's like technically a preschool year. So, I mean, I'm just, I don't know, color papers and stuff. So he goes in, like now?

Yeah. And when does he finish his day? Two. Wow. That's so much. Did they do Friday or just a few days a week? No, three days a week. Okay. Man, they warm them up, huh?

They do. Man, what does? They just do us in the deep end of the lake and said, go. Yeah. Holy cow. So, are you happy he's gone? Oh, yeah. I mean, still junior, the nine-year-old, he's still around, so he's got another week.

So we're going to be, you know, we're still normal life in summerish a little bit. But yeah, I'm excited. Man, once they both go, oh, it's going to be great. So, wait, the three-year-old, was he in school last year? Yeah. What kind of school was that? It's like a pre- preschool. It's like pretty much day out.

Like daycare, basically. But they learn stuff. I mean, he learned. Every year it gets a little more and more. Yeah, he's actually learning stuff. Does he, your three-year-old is a little fighter. Ah, yes. And actually, this weekend, he was hanging out with some little buddies and all three of them

are fighters now, I guess, because that's what they do. They like to punch each other and wrestle. And it's weird. Does he fight kids at school? No, not in a bad way. They just like to punch, fight. Like, just like, we're playing. And then somebody gets hurt and they all start crying.

And they, like, get over it, and they do it all over again. It's just weird. He's a fighter. And the nine-year-old, he's a peacemaker. It's just really strange. Was that like you and your brother? No, my brother beat me up all the time, and I cried. Well, that's what I'm saying.

You were the peacemaker and he was the fighter. Your brother was the strong guy. You were the wimpy guy. Yeah, but I don't think it was about peace. I was just, like, eight years younger than him. Okay, your other one's six years. Yeah, I guess so. There's just similarities there.

I mean, yeah, I guess it's like... Yeah. Siblings are different. It's a good thing. Lunchbox said that, you know, he went to Tim and Fake this weekend. And so lunches at the show having fun. And he was loving it, right? Were you near our producer, Morgan?

Yeah. He said her hat was so big and stupid that he couldn't see over it sometimes. Oh my gosh. I hate to you, whoever sat behind her was so mad. She thought she was at the Kentucky Derby. Morgan, our producer. It was so obnoxious. Go ahead.

We were at a country concert. People had on cowboy hat. Mine wasn't any more obnoxious than that. Oh, let me show you. I thought it was super cute, Morgan. Thank you. There's no need to bring that to a concert. Look at this, Eddie.

You can't see around that. Oh, that's a big hat. That's a big hat. I mean, look at that thing. Whoever is sitting behind her has to go to the left or the right just to see the stage. Like, are they on the stage yet? I see the long hat. And be it upnoxious hat in the first place in the third.

Like, totally obnoxious hat. No need for it at the concert. And I felt bad for whoever sat behind her. but I mean, it was a cool-looking hat, but not the right place or venue. Lots of people had hats on. Not that big. Not that big. Lots of people had hats on.

How would you describe her hat? I mean, large. I mean, it's like a... Large. Twice a size of a sombrero, like big. Oh, that's a sombrero. And it's black and just big and obnoxious. It was huge.

That's really big. I actually got a lot of compliments on that hat. Yeah, not from the people behind you. What'd you think of the show? It was phenomenal. My sister, I took her, and she was freaking out the entire time. Did she wear a hat? She did not.

Okay. Two someros, yeah. The sombreros sisters? That wouldn't have been good. Unstoppable. Bobby bombs, everybody. Transmitting across America. Show.

A bartender took Kendall Jenner's tipping and put it up on Instagram. Oh, did she not tip or something? Zero dollars. No way. Yeah, I saw the picture. A popular Brooklyn nightclub publicly shamed Kendall Jenner for failing to tip a bartender. The Instagram count of Babies All right displayed a signed credit card receipt of Kendall N. Jenner. She ordered two $12 cocktails, left the line blank, where she could.

about it a tip. Thoughts, Amy. I just feel like that has got to be some sort of mistake or she's just completely negligent. Like, I don't know how you just leave the tip line blank, especially if I don't care if you don't have that much money or you have tons of money like her, you leave a tip. Like, that's the point.

It's like, or you don't eat out or drink out if you can't tip. To me, it's not even that issue. You're famous. If you don't tip, it's going to be put out there. This is part of the bad part of being famous. Everything you do, It's scrutinized. She's an idiot for not putting an expensive tip on there. Right.

I don't get it. And, okay, you shouldn't put people to get. Okay. The weird thing to me about, like, identity theft is that we go, okay, we got to do all these things to protect ourselves, and then we give away to our credit card and go, okay, go back to a back room, buy yourself all along, and do whatever you want to with it. That's so weird to me. That it's like, keep your credit card number secret.

Keep it. But it's like you're at a meal, and someone just comes up, and it's like, all right, I'll be taking that credit card back to the darkest room in the building. And doing whatever I want to do with it. I know. Just trust them that they're not taking a quick photo of it so they can go online shop later. And the thing with Kendall Jenner is if you're a celebrity and you're using your card with your name, if you don't tip on it, it's probably going to put on the internet. Or the opposite, if you tip really high, it's probably going to put on the internet. Yeah, but for positive.

You have somebody else do it. Yeah, so weird. It is weird. Listen, really, it's not that cool, but if you're a celebrity, it comes with the territory. It's like the paparazzi. You don't want them out in your way and you're like, oh, I can't even eat dinner. Then don't be famous and go to a famous L.A. place where you know the paparotti are sitting outside. I just think that what we don't see here is what if this person did a terrible job?

It doesn't matter. She's famous. Kettle Jenner's famous. And we got to quit with this putting the famous people's things up on. I mean, this person should be fired from their job. If you're going to post someone's receipt, you're fired. Sorry, we got to start a policy. Who is it? At Baby, what? I don't know. Baby's all right. Maybe that I don't even know who that is.

If you're famous that comes with the territory of being famous. Yeah, I mean, obviously it could happen. But even if someone is terrible service, a lot of times you at least leave something. If you're famous, it doesn't matter. This is going to be a story. Be smart about it or have somebody else pay with their card. I'd probably take a picture of it.

My account, Bobby's all right? I always leave her stuff. talking about the article about me? Yeah. So this just happened on the ear and was like, hey, I finally read that article about you. I don't know what you're going to say. Okay. So there's an article at ringer.com, which is the big website.

And they did like this full profile. They got like live with me basically for two days. What did you think? Yeah, we met him when he was here. And then I think he got on the call with me like a few weeks later to follow up on a few things about you. And I know we interviewed other people. And I just was like, oh, okay.

I mean, he just wasn't really. I thought it was going to be just a pro all the way article, which it wasn't all bad by any means and it definitely gave you props. But there was sometimes where I was reading it, I was like, whoa, whoa, wait a second. What? Like, kind of feel like he went rogue a little bit.

Not rogue. I mean, I get he was just doing his thing, but I guess I misunderstood what he was his goal. All it was. And it was really long. Yeah, I know. It took me all weekend. It was a profile piece.

And I was pretty happy with it. Yeah, I mean, you like that type of perspective and you like maybe to get beat up on a little bit. I do like to get beat up on a little bit. So, yeah, he gave you that. He did beat me up a little bit. And then the other dude, okay, this is my thing. The other dude, you know, Lon, can I say his name? Okay, I just did.

Can he say his name? What's your point? I just was like, wait, he went to other radio people, like competitors and was like asked. He was not a competitor. He's not really in radio. Is he? Okay. Well, I mean, we've had awards with him before or against him, like, in the same category.

He does a countdown. Okay, does it count down. Okay, so I just kind of thought, what did he say? He had this baseball analogy. Oh, he said I was born on third base. And I was like, stop, no. I know we have never met, no offense lawn, but Bobby was not born on third base. What does that mean?

Oh, he said, I don't understand that. I don't understand that. I don't know what I'm born on third base. Let me explain. Then you can say, let me just find lunchbox. He was talking about, you know what? Some people were just born on third base and they said they got a triple. Talking about the success of the show?

Yeah. Oh, I get it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's a dumb statement. And I just was like, oh, okay, that's not true, Lon. First of all, Bobby was born like, he was at bat for a really long time, and then he has slowly made his way to first, second, third base. I mean, I get it that a lot of things happened young for him,

but he started young, and he worked really hard, and he beat a lot of odds that a lot of people in life do not have to endure. So, no, he was not born on third base, and I was very irritated by that. Super irritated. I appreciate that. If anything, like me sitting here with Bobby, like I was born on third base. Like, I took major offense to that for you. And I, I even not, like, sweating right now, talking about it.

Because you weren't born on third base. And I feel like it was a not a fair indication of the hard work that you've put in. Young or old, you had a, I get it. And you've even admitted, like, some of your things were lucky breaks. But that was even you taking initiative, like going to the bosses. Like, when you first got a morning show and you were working nights, and that morning show left, you went to the boss, you're like, give me the morning show slot.

And they're like, eh, no. And you were like, persistent. You're like, give me a try. Let me try it out. Let me try it out. And then, you know, they, I think out of desperation, they're like, okay. Desperation was for sure the word.

But that's not you being born on third. It's not. And you had been grinding at it. Hey, even if he was born on third, look where he took it. Straight to the Hall of Fame. Where's this cat at? Wait, no, no, no. No, no.

No, no. No, no. No, no. I'm just saying, no, no, no, even if you're born on third base, it's what you do with him. And he wasn't born on third base. But he was born on third base. And what did he do? He turned it into a home run, grand slam.

And some other people just, you know, chill. Yeah, I just felt like it was a low blow. I felt like it was immature, especially for someone. But I also give low blows, too. So it's not like I can sit here and. That is true. I enjoy people with opinions. But I think you have respect or respects do, and you give credit.

If someone, you wouldn't say that someone was born on third base. Never would I say that. Like, that's just straight up like you don't know your facts and maybe you're a teeny bit jealous. Because that's not. And I get that you can distribute lobelows. I will give you that. Yes. I know we're not all perfect by any means.

I love them. But I feel like, yeah, if I see lawn one day somewhere, I might be like, hey, that was a little low. Yeah, I won't shake his hand. It was low. It was low. But it's okay. People don't want to shake my hand. I mean, he can come visit Bobby in the Hall of Fame.

You can come check out his bus out there in Monument Park. I mean, that's what I'm just saying. I didn't know he was going to talk about this. I swear. You want to come check it out? Did you know that the dude was interviewing like other people? No, but I like full 100% like honest. Honest doesn't mean truth.

I liked his honest look at me in the show. Honest doesn't mean it's true. I say my honest things all, my truth all the time. It doesn't mean it's factually correct. Okay, I'll give you. Okay, fine. And I have opinions, and I enjoy people with opinions, even if they're against me. That's what the great thing about this country is.

We get to have different opinions. We get to argue and have, you know, say, hey, Bobby sucks. That's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I appreciate you being offended. Yeah, I was annoyed. Once I figured out what it meant.

He hates him because he ain't him. That's all it is. That's what it is. But it's weird because the whole article just said the opposite of that. Oh, yeah. The whole article is the whole steps of how you got it when you were. The whole article's like, so, listen, I grew up without the best circumstances. If you're new to the show, I'll give you the quick circle of my life.

I grew up in a very small town. My dad left when I was five. My mom was a substance, she had substance use problem. I'll call her. She died in her 40s of overdose, you know, problems. Never had much as far as parenting. Went to college and telling anybody where I was going. You were the first person to go, by the way.

I was a first person to graduate high school, college. Yes. I started syndicated my own show with my own money. You know, it was just... You took a job at a radio station, cleaning the floors. It was just a... I'm a grinder. I'm not good at anything except working as hard as I possibly can.

And... And memorizing 90s trivia. And TV shows. And actors who played and saved by the bill. Yeah. But that's my life. But it's okay that people have other perspectives of that. It seems to the outsider that I walked in and all of a sudden I'm on 100 affiliates.

Little do they know I built my own syndication company. It had the same amount of feel that's basically that when I came over here, It's like when people think like an overnight success. Same thing. But that's okay they think that. I have no problem. That part of me is over. I can't let people hold me back by their thoughts.

I can't let people's bad thoughts hold me in bad places. Okay, I'll let it go. You should because I did. I'm going to let it go. I just the more we talked about the more I got rolled up. Yeah. Well, thank you for being rolled out. We'll put it on our Facebook page if I want to read the article.

It's good. I like it that's not super positive because it's a real article. Yeah. I'm just tired of people calling me a pop DJ. at this point. I like all music. And I've been, like, listen, there have been about 100 top 40 guys

to get taken to country because of the success of this show. But our show is taken off a pop because we were too country to be pop and too pop to be country. We don't have a place. We're like our listeners. We just don't fit anywhere really.

Yeah. Our listeners are like us. It's like we just kind of don't fit anywhere. We're just a little awkward in life. And that's how we are. on the radio and everywhere too. And just so you know, when you get enshrined to the Hall of Fame, he won't be there.

I'm going to invite him. When you get what? Enshrined in the Hall of Fame? All right. Thank you all. Okay. Ray's time to wrap. I got to go. There's a mom who's suing a school for $15,000 after her bullied

seventh grade son was punched and knocked out during class. The mom suing the school saying administrators did nothing when he was bullied. Lawsuits said he was punched in a face. Injuries, concussion, headaches, the mom says she continuously went to the school and said, hey, my kid's being bullied.

But the school and the board of education failed to act on her complaints. So she's going for the money there. I hear the story, and I'm sure the bullying's happening. To me, it's not, is it happening? Should she get the money? It's a take about five steps backward kind of thing. It's, I hope if there are kids listening right now, that if you see somebody being bullied and you can step in and be like,

hey, guys, chill out. like really do that. Like that's a big deal. Like to just step in and go, hey, leave whomever alone. Like, don't you have better things to do with your time? Like almost, if you have to grab a couple people and be like,

hey, leave my, like, that's a big deal. And that could get someone to actually stop. Another thing is, with bullies, they're, bullies are sad. They're sad people. They're bullying people because there's something missing in their life. Like that.

And not just kids. kid bullies, adult bullies. Yeah, it's happening everywhere. It doesn't stop. People pick on other people because there's something in the pickers' life that's not fulfilling them. They're trying to take it out on somebody else. So I read the story and I hate it and I know what's happening everywhere, but how do you

create action on it? And I think it's if you see somebody being picked on, somebody being bullied, if you can, you step and say, hey, guys, chill out, leave them alone. Even if it's just give them a few seconds to run away. That's what I would do. I would just run. I got the crap beat out of me as a kid. If I couldn't run away.

I thought I started telling jokes. Tell a joke, run away. Or get the crap beat out of you. Mostly it was run away first, tell a joke second, get the crap beat out of me third. Because I wasn't hanging around. That was your order. Yeah. Well, yeah, the crap beat on me was the last.

That's the last thing I wanted to happen. But the fact that you even had to have that and you had to have an order of how you handled. Run first. If they catch you, joke your way. If they don't laugh at your jokes, well, here comes the pounding. And I was just small and poor. and that's what happens when you're small and poor. That's so awful.

It is, but it is a fact of life and it sucks. And listen, I don't think that all picking on is bad. I think when you go into certain places, you face adversity in life, and in life people are going to say mean things to you and they're going to do mean things to you. I don't like people punch about it, something in the face in the middle of class.

Yeah. But in life, everything is not rosy. No. And people are going to say mean things all the time. So, if you can help somebody out, generally try to help somebody out. I guess that's just the whole main part of this message. I read this and hate this for the kid

because I know what the kid's like. That was the worst ever for me. Fit through ninth grade? Miserable. Man, when I was T-bone, whoo, that sucked. That was not a good time of my life. So there's that.

I want to talk about that. Anna Ferris and Chris Pratt are separating. Which I saw last night, I was kind of surprised by. I'll tell you, though, there are two things. When I see a celebrity couple, If they're super lovey-dovey, one or two things are happening, either it's just for publicity or they're really struggling. Because if it's going really well, usually you just live your life.

If you see a couple that's super lovey-dovey, it's either for publicity to be the couple, it's a thing. Or they're really struggling because they've been really lovie-dovey lately. Oh, okay. I hadn't noticed, but I'm shocked they've been together eight years. I thought they've been together like, I don't know, four years. Well, I think he's been famous for not that long. Okay. And that's how come we've known of them.

Got it. Like super famous. Yeah. He really took off. His super famous happened with that first Guardians of the Galaxy. And then it even takes a while after just one movie to get super famous. Yeah. And then he got all ripped for that, I guess.

Yeah. I mean, when he was in Parks and Rec, he was kind of the fat guy. Yeah. But he's funny. He definitely got more attention because of that. Well, because he also had millions of dollars and was a movie star. Oh, yeah. That too.

That too. But yeah, that's how, like a. If I see a couple and they're all like in public, like, oh, boo-boo-boo-bo-bo-do-bo-bo-bo-bo. I'm always like, okay, that's a publicity or they hate each other right now and they're trying to put on a front. Overcompensate. Hey, I mean, listen, I don't know them. Maybe it's better they're splitting. They said they're disappointed, but cheer after the time they had together.

These, go ahead. They have a four-year-old son. That's maybe what, when she had her baby was about four years ago. Yeah. No, what I know? Maybe it's better for the kid they split apart. I know some parents are miserable together and makes kids life worse.

So I don't know anything about them. Here's the thing about celebrities. We never know what's happening in people's lives. Yeah, we don't know them. Regardless of what they put on Instagram, you never know what's really happening in people's lives. Huh. Instagram doesn't tell the truth.

No. Mine does. Of all the Instagrams, only mine tells the truth. This is the thing. I've been looking at Instagrams. There's only one. I've only ever seen one completely honest one. It's mine.

Because basically it's all my dog, food, me exercising and here at the radio station. Pretty much you all I do. Yeah. I can't even put my girlfriend on my Instagram anymore. Not that I see her anymore, because she's on the road all the time. But because other radio stations won't play her music. Did you see her this weekend at all?

No, I haven't seen her in like 80 months. Well, we're going to see her Friday. I know, and she's coming in just for that and heading out again. Wait, is that going to be the first time you all are seeing each other? Yes, and forever. When she walks in here? Yes. Okay.

Because she gets in for that. For the big interview? Yeah. Well, it's not a big, I'm not. Is that straight interview? Is she playing? She going to play music? Or just am I going to be asking her questions from listeners?

I don't know. What to figure that out? Let me think. I'll text her. I request... I'd like a little of everything. I want... Since I guess I'm conducting the interview,

we'll do questions and song. Possibly, maybe champagne. Okay. I'll text her. She sang that on Instagram this weekend. Like a warm-up thing, and it was legit. Yeah? Yeah, I was like, that's good.

Cool. It's her wheelhouse. Cool, cool. I'm not doting or... I'm nothing. Okay. Just hanging. Yeah.

Yeah, just chilling. All right, cool, cool, cool. You see that Bruce Springsteen set list is going for like $250,000? What? Oh, you didn't see that story? A set list is going for that much money? Yeah, because... He's still alive, right?

Yeah. Yes, Bruce Springsteen is still alive. How is it for that much money? Let me find the exact story here. You know, like, what happened? Did he, like, lick it? Sweat on it. Hold on.

It's going for $24,000. That was a lot. It's still a lot of money. I was a little over top there. What would you originally say? $1050,000. Okay, but if I would have said $24,000, you'd still be. I'd have said, is he alive?

Okay. A set list signed by Bruce Springsteen after a 2003 giant stadium gig is up for sale for $24,000. It's a set list of 24 songs you did that night with a guitar pick. Oh, the guitar pick? Okay. Yeah, that's at least worth $3,000. That makes it worth it. He hates playing this song Now Live.

Seriously? Yeah. That's all he's got. No, it's not. That's not all he's got. Like, I'm not on fire. Like, I'm not East Coast, New Jersey, Springsteen diehard. But Bruce Springsteen's like the fabric of American rock and roll.

Like, as much as anybody in the history of American rock and roll. Really? Yeah. Oh. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, before I cut off before I got it. Oh, man, that's a good song.

You know what? And then the song they had it from that movie, I remember, I knew you never quit me? Oh, yeah. Jerry McGuire. Yeah, and the secret garden. You had me at. Hello.

Yeah, that's a good one. That was a good. You don't know Bruce Springsteen at all? I know the first one born in the USA. Yeah. Yeah. And when you do the Jerry McGuire reenactment, I kind of know that, but I don't know that was him.

You know what song I really like? Is this Brandon Ray song? This ends of the year. Earth. And Keith Urban singing background vocals and produced it with Ross Coverman. Ten thousand miles on grammar roads. Hitchhagging my way through Mexico. Red eyes straight through 20 times on all alone. Just to feel you smile your hand. His name is Brandon Ray. It's called Into the Earth.

Feel heartbeat dance If it was all I had to give I'd give you a fighting chance That's a good BGVs, Amy Thanks Yeah It's an airplane that hit the hard turbulence And everybody got hurt

Like 10 people slammed up in the top of the airplane Crazy They were going to Philadelphia and the plane hit a little turbulence They're like oh, good seat see it's on No no they hit the little turbulence first Okay yeah It was like and then they thought it was over And then it went, boom!

And people, they sent ten people to the hospital. Luckily, nobody's, like, going to be severely hurt. But once, we're flying back to Austin. And I was already there. I wasn't even on the flight with you guys. Oh, it was really bad. It was Eddie, myself, and Ray, and we're sitting there, and we're kind of hanging out. And we hit a little turbulence, and Ray to this, like,

bachelor's party in front of us, like, listen, girls, if this plane goes down, I just want you to know you're all beautiful. But we're all, we're going down. Just joking around. Oh, my gosh. Not even 10 seconds later. B, boom! And the floor dropped out.

We dropped a thousand feet. Drinks hit the ceiling. I mean, it was, and everybody had those eyes like, oh my God. He is not lying. And what Ray say? After that? Yeah, didn't Ray say something like. No, he didn't say anything after that.

He said everything he needed to say before that. Yeah, he goes, we're going down before that. Just joking. And then we really, and then it happened, everybody's like, oh, my gosh, I was just joking. Oh, my gosh. We were all just like, can we all have a lot? a drink please and the guy's like there are no more drinks left every drink in the back has

fallen out and everything's popped so everything that wasn't held down hit the ceiling oh hit the ceiling my had a drink popped up hit the guy in front of me like hit him in the head and i don't know if he just didn't notice or didn't care but the cup just sat there on his arm and the rest of the rest of the flight my beer was five aisles in front of us everybody freaked out yeah everybody those big you know this big flying saucer eyes yeah yeah yeah what were people crying. A couple people. I mean, it was the scariest moment I've ever had on an airplane.

One of the girls from St. Jude was sitting on the aisle across and she was just like, I've never been on a plane before. This is terrible. Oh, it was her first time when I played. That's probably actually I think every plane ride is. She's like, man, flying sucks. This is not fun. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So Taylor Swift is expected to testify in the groping case in Denver, and there's ground rules for people that are attending the trial. No Taylor Swift concert teas, buttons, or banners can be present. Phones, laptops, and tablets are all banned as well. So no one's getting a selfie with Taylor in the courtroom. Yeah, this is a crazy story. It's crazy that it's actually gone to trial. Most celebrities will shut it down so they don't have to testify. She must be very passionate about this. It's a radio guy in Denver. I can tell you what to know.

And I probably don't know everything. But they were at a meet and greet years back. three, four, five, six years. Again, not sure. And she says that he put his hand on her butt cheek under her skirt, I believe. He says that did not happen, that anything happened was inadvertent. And from what I remember, she or someone on her team called the radio station. He was fired. And now he's suing.

And then once he sued, she sued back. And so now it's going to trial. Nobody thought it would go to trial because celebrity cases don't go to trial. Yeah, and here we are. And this could be wrong, too. I think she's suing him for $1. It's more of a, I'm just going to prove that you shouldn't do this. Oh, wow.

And I think he, but he's the first, again, I'm trying to be fake news, Bobby here. I'm just trying to go with what I know you're going to bring this up. But yeah, it's crazy. And it's going to be hysteria around the courtroom. Because, again, they're having to say this. Like, Taylor's probably our most famous, a creative person right now in America. I mean, who's more famous than Taylor? Beyonce?

Taylor still. Still? And it's probably close. I think Taylor. So yeah, it's going to be crazy. I mean, I would say Donald Trump is more known now. Yeah, good point. But he's not a creative.

Right. I mean, that's all that's a different kind. Different kind. Yeah. Other than Trump. Yeah. Yeah, what else you got? Did you see how much it costs to own a dog?

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, I did my math. $17 million. So it costs about $15,000 to own a dog. Life or a year? Through the dog's life. They did some figures and said it's about $1,000 a year. And when you factor that in of the lifespan of dogs on average, you get about $15 grand.

Mine's a way more than that. I've had two cancer surgeries. My dog cost me that in those two surgeries. Yeah. My dog's outlived his life. Like, we were chilling last night. I was talking to him. What were you guys talking about?

Yeah, what did he say? Yeah, what did he have to say? He didn't talk back a lot. Oh, really? But I've been gone. And so what he does, I'm gone for two or three, four days ever long. I go up and I start working on the show and he comes and he immediately gets right between my calves and just lays there to my calves. And so we're just chilling.

And so he's like, hey, you're feeling good, everything all right? And he's like, yeah, yeah. Then he goes and peas in the closet. I know. And the thing is, he would go downstairs. I just think he's old. I don't get mad at him anymore. I'm just like, ah, great.

So then I've got some great. It's called urine gone. Urine gone? Is it pretty good? It's the greatest. Of all the urinators, it's the best. Urinators. Yeah.

So, but yeah, it's really good. Yeah. What else got? The National Insurance Crime Bureau identified the most stolen vehicles last year. So let's see. Did your car make the list? Top five. Toyota Camry at five.

Then the Chevy pickup truck. Then the Ford pickup. In a number two, Honda Civic. And the number one stolen car last year, Honda Accord. Ray, why were you, Ray, it's our audio producer, why were you driving a gold truck yesterday? What up? Why are you driving a gold SUV?

That's my chick's car. What's wrong with your car? A car was fine. I just, sometimes with parking passes and it cost $20 a day to park in the city, I have to take her car. He just leave yours up here? Yeah.

We saw Ray drive up like a gold SUV yesterday. I thought he stole it or won in a better. Yeah, I thought something. Thought he won in a craps game back behind a Waffle House or something. All good, though, in your life? Oh, I love the forerunner. I'll ride that any day over the trail, loser.

Right. As a millennial, just going into my last story, do you, when you plan on getting engaged, do you have a number that you're going to spend on your engagement ring, or are you part of the new percentage of millennials that are like, eh, engagement rings, who needs them? Yeah, I thought the number was always 5K, so that's what I've tried to save. Well, a lot of millennials are saying,

I'm not going to spend more than one month's salary on a ring, period. So whatever you make in a month, that's what you spend on a ring. That means commercial say? Three months salary? Yeah. Yeah. But these young. Younger kids, they're knocking it down the one month salary.

Or, like I said, there is a percentage of them. They say that until they meet that girl and they're like, crap. I should spend more. Yeah, listen. I'm always like, I'm not spending money on dinners and nice things and nothing. Well, crap, she is pretty. I do like her. I do like her.

I do want her to like me. So you'll save up. Here's all my money. Your salary. Guys are idiots, man. We'll do whatever. We'll do whatever. You go get or get more?

That's it. All right. That's Amy's pile of stories. Yep. According to the story, if you shave your husband, it's supposed to be like romantic. So all the wives are supposed to shave their husband's faces. So lunchbox did it with his wife, and it was kind of creepy. I think so.

Is the hair coming off? I mean, a little bit. It's like I shouldn't be hearing this. I feel like, yes. I feel like we should know. I don't know if you're doing it for that. Yeah, so it's like. I think so.

Is the hair coming off? And in the end he said, eh, didn't really do much. Not very awkward. To me, it sounds like you do a lot. I think so. Is the hair coming off? Are you feeling closer to me?

I don't know. It's kind of weird. Very easy. Dare you? No, almost. Okay, all right. I'm done with that. Okay, okay, okay.

Yeah, no more, no more, no more. So you guys married for two years? Yeah, a little over two years, and I don't see anything awkward about that or creepy. Let's go. Oh, you didn't hear the first part. Nothing still, luncheon. Nothing? No, no, no, no, no.

Nothing feels weird about. Just ask a question. Yeah, yeah. Here you get back. Okay, so Eddie and his wife, you didn't marry for how long? 12 years. A little different. Here we go.

You have to turn around a second. Just put the shaving cream on. Don't mess with a line on my sideburn. I don't want to do it. I don't want you to do it either. Go. Don't say, ow! Oh.

Go. This is not good. All right. I'm getting my groove. Yeah, that's what I'm worried about. Your groove leads to, like, fast, reckless shaving. She's going to town, dude. Yeah, you go, sit down on the neck.

What's up with that? Dang, ripping a skin. It's bleeding? I knew it. I knew it. I knew you're going to cut me. God. I'm done.

I don't want to do the mustache. No, you have to do the mustache. You can just grow the mustache. I'm not growing the mustache out and never shaving. You didn't even do the part under my lip. You want me to have a sole patch? I'm done. I'm done.

You're not going to do the mustache? Nah. And the sole patch. I'm done. That's it. Yes. That's fine. It's pretty good.

Done. She hate it? She gave up. She hated it. Yeah, she kept saying, I'm done. She left me with a mustache. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to say, it looks a little.

You guys get me creepy. No, no, no. Oh, stop. This is lunches. Go back to them, they're going. No. Not even close, dude. Good try.

Stop it. Good try. This is a Bobby Bonds show. Bobby Bonds. Going to go, thanks for hanging with us. Back at work this week. Some of the kids are back in school this week. Like, said Eddie's kid's back and three-year-old's back.

Three-year-old's back. He starts today. It's like life's kind of starting back again. If you're a parent, things are happening. If you miss any of the show, I-heart radio, search. Bobby Bones show on demand. I think it would be a good week. Do you think?

I do. I'm just kind of looking at what's happening this week. Got a lot of good stuff. Yeah. You at the Opry, can't wait for that? That's tomorrow night. But that's not on the show. Yeah.

Well, maybe people can go. Yeah. Still have time to get tickets. Yeah. We'll see tomorrow. Bobbybones.com. If you want to see the story about the grandfather who officiated his granddaughter's wedding, but he wasn't alive anymore.

Crazy. Also, Lunchbox's wife shaved his face and Eddie's wife shaved his face. And if that brought them together more romantically. All that's up at Bobbybones.com. Have a good day. We'll see on Tuesday. I appreciate you being here. We know there are a thousand other places you can be.

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