The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox And His Wife Had First Fight Over Baby Box + Amy’s Daughter Wants To Learn An Instrument

Episode Date: August 16, 2018

Lunchbox updates us on his argument with his wife on Baby Box. Also, Amy tells us what instrument her daughter wants to learn to play. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thank you. And then I was like, do I picture Bobby at home with nail clippers and a nail file? Or do you secretly get your nails done? Well, let's just go. They look done, like a buffed and everything. Let's go around the room here. By the way, this is the post show, pre-show. We just wrapped up the show today.

What do you think happens here, Eddie? Which one do you think it is? Of all the options. Like in my fingernails? Yeah, you bite them. Okay, lunchbox? You have to bite them because you're a guy. All guys bite their nails.

Now, you've accused me at times of being not super masculine. Right, but I think you would... Boy. Do I do it myself? They do look pretty smooth, though. Don't they? Like when you bite, they're kind of ridgy. You go get them done.

Amy? I mean, I'm leaning towards you get your nails done and we've never known this about you. Okay, fair enough. Say it ain't so. Well, I'm so disappointed. The answer is, I just bite them. Yeah, that's what I thought.

Of course. So, yeah, okay, so I was right. At least I don't picture you at home clipping them. I'm a little traumatized from the fingernails being done because as a kid, I know. From ages like 10 to 12, you know, when my mom was a manicurist, she was trying that for a bit. I was the hands that she used. And I would go to school with fingernails still on my polish the lawn and my nails done.

Your shellack. But I was the only one Because my sister's hands were too little I guess she was like seven You know what are you going to do To a seven year old's hands So I was the one You were the one

But yeah Amy noticed it Yeah So do you eat them when you get done biting them No I spit them out And I disgusted it with myself too Yeah After you bite them Do you wash your hands

To prepare for the biting? Most of the time Sometimes I just can't help I'm just can't help but I'm just like I gotta get to them Oh I know it's disgusting I'm disgusting

Yeah I'm shocked right now What do you want for me I got to go to, I mentioned on the show I'm going to go to a bunch of meetings, so we don't have a lot of time here. Anything you want to say, Amy? I hope everybody has a great day. I like that. Yeah, I do like that. You're doing a thing tonight, huh?

Like a podcast thing? Yeah, a live podcast from Franklin Theater. Is it you or is it? No, so Jessica Honigur, she's the founder of Noonday collection where some jewelry that's made by artisans all over the world that, you know, otherwise wouldn't have work. And then they're sold here in the U.S. and go towards family's adoptions. She's the founder and CEO of that company, and she wrote a book about her experience and how she started the company with her adoption and everything to fundraise. And so she's part of her book tour.

She's doing a thing at Franklin Theater and recording a live podcast at the same time. Are you a guest? Me and another girl are going to be on stage with her, and we're going to be going over vulnerability and sharing adoption stuff and just our journey. Who's the other girl? I need to look it up. I honestly never met her. No, I've never met her.

I'm actually excited to. hang out with her. Jessica is good friends there. Jessica, I met her in Austin when we lived there. So she's super cool. And I was honored when she asked me to do it. So I'm just swinging by there. It starts at 6 o'clock. So if any girls listening right now, I want to snag a ticket. If you get a ticket to the podcast, you also get a free copy of her book. But I think by this, people hear this is not going to be a thing. And this is not, this is a national thing. I just wasn't know what you were doing. Not really so much a plug. Well, I didn't look it as a plug, but I thought maybe that one person listening. Maybe so. Maybe there's one. It's like, oh my gosh, I got

five minutes to get down there. Maybe you're right. I shouldn't have said that. I apologize. You're right. I don't know. I don't get anything from it. I'm just part of the podcast.

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Yeah, it's still there for you. So close. You'll walk out the door. Boom. You're at your car. And away. Here we go. Bobby Bonds

Welcome to Thursday show. More studio. Morning. Well, a couple of days ago, we were talking about Amy and she doesn't own a microwave. She's against microwaves. She's the only one that feels this way, though, right? Yes.

In this room. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, not in the world. And your husband wants a microwave, but you don't allow one at the house. So one of Amy's husband's friends brought her a microwave. Yeah, I left it on the porch with some beer. What'd you end up doing with that microwave?

Still in my garage. Eddie said he wants it. I'll take it. I'll get it or I need to load it up. and bring it. So you're just not going to allow it into your house. I mean, it's in the garage. I guess my husband could plug it in out there and sneak out there and use it. But I mean, why do you want to do that? We have a stove. I don't know, to save 10 minutes. Yeah, Laura Ingalls, you know, sometimes you can do things

faster. No, he just wants to heat up his coffee real quick. And he's like, I hear him, like, slaying the pot on the stove and lighting the gas. And so we asked, what have you given up for your husband since he gave up, Mike, well, you have an answer this morning. Long and hard about it. We waited for two days for this, folks. Yeah. What is it? It took me a while, but.

Amy has given up something. Her husband gave up microwaveing all the times that he could save in life. It's coffee even. Yeah. So what have you going to do with? I used to love to make salad dressings that, you know, I would throw raw garlic cloves into because it's so good and so good for you. Raw garlic is amazing for you.

But he can't stand the smell. So I gave up garlic. I don't use it in any of my salad. dressing anymore. Yeah, it's not really the same. Come on. Why? It took you two days.

To come up with garlic? Garlic. Oh, y'all. Like, his life is over because he can't use a microwave. Guys, I know I don't allow him to wear shoes anymore, but I stop using parsley. Yeah, I just took that off food. Garlic smells. Garlic and onions, that's an issue in marriages, I think.

Because some people can smell it more. Some people comes out of their body differently. Like, it's a thing. You're stretching, Amy. Yeah. You're stretching, Bigot. I think it is. There you have it, everyone that's been wondering that.

Whatever. And welcome to the... Whatever. Okay, fine. I'm going to start adding garlic tonight. Welcome to Thursday show, everybody. The Bobby Bone Show. Big Three Stories.

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Watch out Tennessee, Kentucky, Arkansas, and Oklahoma. The Bobby Bone Show. What are you talking about over there, lunchbox? Wells Adams moved to L.A. and moved in with that girl. Wait, so it doesn't live here anymore? No! So Wells Adams is a guy that was on The Bachelorette. Yes, he was on The Bachelorette, and he almost, he passed out during one of the firefighting challenges,

and America fell in love with him because he was so sweet. And then he starts dating the chick from Modern Family and she is super rich. And now he lives with her. And all he was was this is his radio guy doing an afternoon show on a local station. Why you made a hater? Yeah. You're hating on. You're hating.

No, I am saying he hit the jack pot. Not only did he not win the Bachelorette, which is good because, you know, those are kind of crazy. He got a chick on Modern Family. He upgraded. Sarah Highland is her name. She is sharing her Los Angeles home with her boyfriend Wells Adams. Wow. So lunchbox, do you like that?

They spent a year long-distance relationship, but that ended Wells arrived in a U-Haul truck with all his gear. They started dating 10 months ago. He slid into her DMs. Oh, wow. Yeah. He said, next time I'm in L.A., we're going to get tacos and something. And she said, okay.

Wow. Is that what I need to slide into? Yes. Who should I slide into? But you got to be super cash about it. And you can slide into multiple because he slid into someone else's at the same time. He did? He was double sliding?

She did an interview. The other girl? No, Sarah Hyland was talking about it. Find me somebody and I'll slide. Okay. I'll get you a clue. I don't know if I'll get you someone. Let's see it.

No, I mean, someone that I could even look at my fly. You need to see. Yeah, I wonder why she noticed it. Wells did have a full-time job in radio in Nashville. But apparently he'll just give to his Nashville show from Los Angeles. Which makes sense I'm all the time traveling So it's not the hard

And he's a one-man show He does afternoons Well good for him So is he investing too much in this Like he picked up and left Whoa No no no no Her net worth is 9 million

He ain't investing too much Okay Okay So it's an investment I think And I like Wells And got to know Wells I think he's a nice guy

Good guy I think that he can end up hosting like an entertainment show Because of this If for no other reason They break up He's like a guy That's the one of his bachelor's

He's already in L.A. That's where they do all this stuff, so that works. I think, listen, if he's, love, let love happen. Don't be a hater. Because the reason he's there is because of this girl. What is their ages? I think they're, it's appropriate. She's 33. And he's 33, I mean. And she's 27?

Oh, yeah. Super a prope. So props. Yeah, and when you type in his net worth, it doesn't come up, but hers is $9 million. She gets 70,000 an episode. He's also from California, his page says, so maybe he kind of moved back home. Anyway, lunch,

lunchbox is talking about that during... So I'm not going to see him around anymore? No, he's living in a mansion in L.A. No, he moved into her L.A. apartment. Is that what, say apartment? Did it say apartment? I was picturing an apartment. I don't think of a apartment.

This guy got a fortune cookie. They opened it up and he said, hey, you should make an investment quickly and he did anyone $125,000. Wow. That's fate. Is it, though? In a fortune cookie. That's what they're there for.

The headline was, Man follows Fortune Cookie's advice, wins $125,000. That's pretty crazy. That's pretty funny, huh? I was getting so much crap from our listeners, calling me old, because I go to bed,

which, again, four nights in a row, no television when I sleep. I did it my whole life. But I listen to Cole play, the Rush of Blood of the Head album, every night when I go to bed. And people are like, dang, classic rock. Listen.

Whoa, they call that classic rock? Look up the year that came out I would have guessed like 2002 or something But I listened to Coldplay clock You know this song Green Eyes I came here with a low

You know this song I don't know I don't think so 2002 was that right It's not classic rock I mean it's 16 years ago The scientist is on this record Nobody said It was easy

It just reminds me of living in Little Rock. He was doing nights at Q100. All music takes you back to a place. I read this book called I'm Okay, You're Okay. And if you hear a song that you're supposed to all the time at one point in your life, for a second, taste, brain, feel, it feels, just for our briefs, you have all the feelings you had done before. That's how I feel when I hear one headlight. From wallflowers? Yeah.

Yeah. Good one, Amy. I'm in my 1986 red Ford Broncos. Just for a second, it feels like that. I'm driving on I-35 right now. Wow. Yeah. I came here with a love

So all of your body For a split part of one second Goes back to how it was feeling When it used to hear that song all the time Yeah Triggers the part of the brain But yeah Whatever

You guys can leave me alone I haven't bothered you about it Leave alone Yeah Well Eddie because you're old too Yeah because that's not classic rock God That's modern alternative

You know what I hear sometimes On the alternative station And even on the classic rock Like Green Day In the 90s That's considered classic rock Classic rock. Yeah, that's classic punk.

And I guess classic country would be 90s, like Indian outlaw. Tim McGraw is probably classic country. Yeah. We just have to come to the realization that we're getting older. I don't like that. I don't mind it. You don't mind getting old. Well, probably because you have somebody.

You know what I mean? Oh, no, this is turning into a relationship thing. No, but I'm saying, you know, I often go to bed at night going, am I always going to go to bed alone? Oh, okay. What am I? Like, once I get someone, I'm giving up. I don't care how to look anymore. It's over.

talking about, dude. Yeah, it happens. I'm just holding this thing. I'm duct-tapping this thing together. That's right. For just a few more years. Pull those pants up. Yeah, man. Above the belly button. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You're going to love how it feels. Yeah. I love that. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny.

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They're from Miami. One's the quarterback in Vanderbilt. The other one's the running back at the University of Miami. They wanted to do something to give back to their community. So they bought an old truck. They fixed it up. And they started serving meals and water to the homeless around Miami. How about that?

They raised money and they drive around the city every day and just give out free food. And they hope this will spread to other cities. They want a way to give back to their community. Do you have their names in that story? I think we should recognize. Oh, yeah. Running back, Robert Burns for the University of Miami. The youth.

And anchored down quarterback Vanderbilt University. His name is Anthony Hassan. There it is. How about that? So, yeah, football players giving back. They're going to give you some football on Saturdays, and they're giving food to the homeless. I cannot wait for college football.

I'm such a diehard Arkansas Razorback fan. And who knows how good we're going to be this year. I think we're kind of rebuilding a bit. but I'm such a fan. It starts in a few weeks. Okay. Bracing myself. I am blocking Saturdays from my schedule so I can go to games.

Oh, like actually attend? A couple. Yeah. I love it so much. I'm a college guy more than NFL guy. I know you guys are more NFL guy. Oh, yeah, NFL. Cowboys.

Like, I love the NFL, but I love, I'm a, the two things that have been there my whole life. The Razorbacks and the Cubs. That's it. That's including people. All those players. Yeah, yeah, everyone. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead.

This story comes with us from Massachusetts. A woman was driving down the highway when she saw a spider on the steering wheel. Instead of just saying, oh, and just keep driving, she freaked out, takes her hands off the wheel, flips her car, sending three people to the hospital with minor injuries. You know, she's not a bonehead. What? I was thinking of myself what I would do in the situation. and I think just I'd freak out and go, oh, whoa. Like, I don't think she was dumb.

I think she just reacted naturally the wrong way. Like, I don't think it's a dumb thing if there's spider on the steering wheel to throw your hands up. I had two friends growing up. They had some crazy bug in their car. They thought they were going to get stung. And they ended up running to a mailbox

and flipping their car. But it was all because of, like, a wasp. It was awful. But, I mean, they were, it was, they. Do you think that's a bone head? Yes. The end of a time. bonehead, but if there's a spider, you pull your hands out.

No, no, you just hit it with one of your hands and keep the other hand on the wheel. If you're thinking about it, yes. But your reflex is probably like, oh, my goodness. Yeah. And that reflex can flip the car. I feel like it was an unfortunate decision. I think I would have made a better decision than that. But I don't know about a bonehead.

What if it was a snake? Oh, I'd jump out of the car. Yeah, there you go. But would you be a bonehead? No, I'd be safe. Okay, but in your mind, that's a bonehead. Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day.

It's your segment. So, okay, you can have this one. But I don't think that's a bad thing. If you're listening, lady, nobody died, right? No, minor injuries. It looks a lot worse than it is, says the police chief. There you have it, folks. Thank you.

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Right? Yeah. Mike D, what you know about this? So they would take away money from the deposit, and they started to know. So they switched to like a different system and then they found they were stealing like 50 to $60 each time and then just got more and more and more. Like what kind of lunch place was this? School. School lunches. They worked at two different cafeterias, but in the same district maybe or something.

Yeah. And they were like nice schools. Yeah. They still have a million dollars in lunch money? For a year. They were doing it for years. Mm-hmm. This is only over five years that they're counting for. Yeah. So they may have done it for more.

Yeah. They've been more money missing. Lunch lady, lunch lady. Wow. Wow. That kind of blows my mind. I know. I'm like, how did they... I mean, so sometimes some people in their family or I don't know their situation had to be like, so wait, what do you do again?

Yeah, you're driving a Lambo? Can you have a hairnet on? Something in there. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Yeah, yeah. Well, that's an interesting story. Hey, you know what they call me, right? Yes, country music's youngest historian.

That's right. So on this day... The Bobby Bones Show. On this day in country music. I mean, kind of a dark one today. 41 years ago, 1977 is when they found Elvis dead Do you know that? In the bathroom.

His friend did, yeah. His girlfriend did. I guess I don't know who she is. Ginger Albin? Yeah. Did you know that was? Yeah, I did. I saw a movie recently on it.

He had been seated on a toilet reading. He died of heart failure at 42. He died on the toilet? Yes. Wow. And this song, Way Down, was the last single he released before his death. It topped the country charts by the way. This is a country song.

So he dies on August 18th and late August. Someone tried to steal his body. Do you guys know that? No. No. The remains of both him and his mother were reburied at Graceland's Meditation Garden October 2nd. Elvis was the most significant pop artist of the 20th century. And so he entered the country music hall of fame in 1998. And so, yeah, rest and peace Elvis Presley. Yeah, RIP.

RIP and that's a deal. Ah. And oh, by the way, I'm country music's youngest. That was. On this day in country music. It's a Bobby Bones show. All right, so I'll give you an actor. Tell me what you think is their highest

Rotten Tomato score movie. Okay. Meaning the best reviewed movie. Got it. Okay. So if I say Tom Cruise, what movie of his do you think is the highest? Mission Impossible. That's right.

And you would have got a point there. That's right. Really? Yeah. It's 97%. Oh. Oh, wow. Okay.

So the lowest, though, would have been cocktail, 5%. Oh, but that's such a good movie. Yes. Cocktail's amazing. With Elizabeth Shoe? It's 5%. Oh, man. I've never seen it.

It sounds terrible. Oh, no. It's good. Okay, okay, okay. Let's start the game. Everybody understands how to play this? Yes. Lunchbox.

Yeah. We're going to start with you. Dwayne the Rock Johnson. What's his highest-reviewed movie? Best reviews. Think about that. The Rock. Johnson.

He's been in a lot of movies. Has to be two. Tooth Fairy. Tooth fairy. Because kids rate it, and so that's what they're going to give it. That is not it. The answer is Fast and Furious. Yeah.

Oh, but you got an ant. His worst reviewed movie is Baywatch at 18%. Oh, yeah, that looked bad. Eddie. Yeah, come on. Ben Affleck. What's his highest reviewed movie ever? Oh, the highest, highest review is probably Gone Girl.

Gone Girl. Show me Gone Girl. No. How about them apples? Goodwill hunting. Goodwill hunting is his best one? 97%. His worst is Gile.

Oh, yeah, yeah. Shocker. With J-Lo? Amy. Yeah. It's a tough one. Oh, great. Hallie Berry.

Highest, best-reviewed movie. Hallieberry, best-reviewed movie. Avatar. I don't think she's in Avatar. She's one of the avatars? Well, you missed that one. You didn't pick a movie she was in. Honestly, Bobby, I don't know that I could tell you a movie.

Well, these are. I mean, she was an ex-man, her highest rate of movie. Okay. A catwoman's her lowest. Oh. Okay. Lunchbox. Catwoman was so good.

That suit. Yeah, go ahead. Tom Hanks. Oh, so many movies. There's a lot of good movies. Tom Hanks. Highest reviewed movie, best score. It has to be.

Ooh. Oh, Forrest Gump. Quality answers. That's not it. That's not it. What? I'm shocked, lunchbox. Forrest Gump only has a 76% score.

Okay, I think I know it. What do you think it would be? You've got mail? No, it's big at 97% Which is so good. It's a little old. It's so good, though. His lowest is inferno.

I don't know if that is. Eddie. I never saw that. Yeah, go ahead. Will Ferrell. Okay. His highest reviewed movie. Yeah, old school.

Old school. Give me that bell, bones. Yeah. What? What? Inker Man. Elf. Oh, Elf is my favorite Christmas movie.

Duh. We still watch that. Yeah. Does anyone have any points? No, no, no, no. I do. No, that was a... Amy, you didn't even know a Palliburian movie.

Yeah, he said Avatar. Amy. Yeah. Arnold Schwarzenegger. The highest reviewed movie? Highest reviewed movie. Of all the reviews, the percentage of people loved it. I feel like it could be a Terminator one or it could be that one where he's the kindergarten cop.

Which one do you have? You can pick any movie. Arnold Schwarzenegger. What's his highest movie movie? Terminator! Show me Terminator. Oh, yeah. I'll be back.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Are you sure I didn't get another one right? That was an example. Oh, okay. My goodness. You might get inducted. Will Smith.

Oh, man. You and Eddie can both take a shot at this one. Okay, I got it. If you get it, you get to go against Amy a sudden death. Will Smith. Highest reviewed movie. I'm in. Oh, yeah.

Pursuit of Happiness. Eddie? I am legend. No, I'm sorry. Men in Black, 92%. We're so dumb, dude. You are. You didn't get it either.

Adam Sandler. Happy Gilmore. It's not a race. Okay. He says happy Gilmore. I will go Billy Madison. Punch drunk love. 80%.

What? Romantic. Romcom. Kind of serious movie. It's weird, though. Amy, you are the winner. Congratulations. Wow, thanks.

That's what's terrible. I think. We went over. It's a hard. That's a hard game. Are you sure Hallie Big was in an avatar? We backtrack that. We back check that.

Was that a fun game or not? No one's really sure about it. Maybe. The kids are all blue. And I think in X-Men, she paints her body or Catwoman. She has to have painted herself blue at some point. Yeah, bones. Fun game.

Fun game. I like that. We like that one? Yes. Okay. Okay. On the other side. Never going to get it.

You want to throw one of these out there? Here we go. The average woman has nine different kinds of this. Okay. On the other side of this, we'll ask it again. The average woman has nine different kinds of this. Lunchbox thinks you know it. Go ahead and spoil it.

Lipstick. Lipstick. Show me lipstick. No. The average woman has nine different kinds of this. Holly? Yeah. What you think about this?

I think it's lotion. No, it's not lotion. It's not lotion. Sorry about that. Amy? Sunglasses. No, no. Ready?

Easy, nail polish. Oh, no. The average woman has nine different kinds of this. Kathy and Tennessee? Shampoo. Oh. Oh. That's a good answer.

Oh, is it? Is it? The answer is bottles of perfume. That would have been the answer. Oh, my gosh. Darn. I know. I know.

Darn it. I mentioned this, so it looks like there's a school district in Colorado. They will only go to school four days a week as part of a new plan to save the district nearly $1 million. the district which has 18,000 students. We're not talking about Mount Pine, Arkansas here, where I'm from, by the way, where I graduate with 40 kids. This is a big school district. They're going to go four days a week.

Amy, you're a mom thoughts. My thoughts on being a mom, I don't know what other parents' plans are, but like if you work a five-day-a-week job, you're going to have to figure out that fourth day now, or that, sorry, that one day that's now left open. Hey, you can call us, too, if you want to hop in 877, Bobby. So, what do you think about this? Go ahead. Employers in that area should get to your employees working Monday through Thursday or however they do it.

Well, I think the difference is that you stay longer on those four days. So your work days will be longer then. Okay. Yeah, I don't know. I mean, families would just have to adjust. I mean, I guess kids got to love that three-day weekend. That would be amazing. Got a text here.

First day of school in Warren, Texas today. We're going to be Pimp and Joy all over the elementary. So a text there. By the way, you can text us, too. Just text to whatever your message is to 26229. That's our text number, 26229. A confirmation text will be sent. Standard message and data rate supply.

So there's that. This woman, that's poor lady. She's not even 100, but she drives her car into the BMW dealership as she's like test driving a car. Oh, no. Because usually they're like 100. Yeah. And they step on the wrong pedal. A female driver in her 30s

accidentally hit the accelerator instead of the brake. Two employees of the dealership suffered minor injuries. It was a $45,000 car, a brand new BMW. Video footage of the incident shows the Navy SUV smashing the glass door and window. Like straight into those big glass doors. Bosh. Do you see it? My goodness.

Oh, my goodness! That's intense. I mean, that's like it. That's, yeah. I'm surprised nobody got her. hurt more than just minor injuries. Think about how you'd be feeling in that car. You think you're going to drive and go backward, but instead you go forward.

Like do it. Like, you're, like, okay, you're in the car. You're like, okay, I'm going to put it in reverse. Go ahead. Well, it's all happening so fast, and I'd just be like, ah! And then I'd be like, I would get out and I don't even know because clearly she's okay. Would you just run? I don't know.

And then do you have to buy the car? What happens? No, I think insurance will help you. Oh, good, good. If you have it. But I think the car dealership has to have insurance. Oh, sure, yeah. You're right, because it's not hurt.

Oh, my goodness. That is... It looks like something, though, that you would do, huh? Yeah. I know. That's why I feel like... I know how she feels a little bit. I mean, I haven't done that, but you just kind of get out and hang your head.

Say you're sorry. Say you're sorry. We'll put that up at bobbybones.com. This humongous school district in Colorado is going for five days a week, which is normal for us to four days a week because they're going to save money. That's kind of read into the details. They expect to save money by not having to run the fleet of buses

for five days a week through lower utility costs and they also expect to hire fewer subs to teachers which could then save the district hundreds of thousands, even a million dollars. So five days to four and I said hey what do you guys think about

that? Erica and Louisiana, you're on. Hi Bobby, how are you? Really good. We're talking about school weeks. You know, they're shortening it to four days in some places. Your thoughts on that? Well, I just took a job at a new school as a teacher where they do four days a week. Oh, wow. And it's amazing. So are your days longer? Yes. We go from 720 to 420. Oh, that's not so bad. And you get to end at 420. Yeah, that's good. Yeah. I didn't leave my school before until about 4, 420. So I get a nice break during the day to get things done. My children are in school with me.

We drive 50 minutes every morning to work, to school, but it's worth it for that three-day weekend. So do you have Monday off or Friday off? We have Monday off. How about that? It's a big difference. Man, I'm in. I do this show four days a week and in the afternoon. You like that?

Yeah, and shorter, like two hours. That would be good. Wesley in Indiana, you're on. Hey, Bobby, good morning. Hey, buddy, dad. Yes, I am. I'm actually a stepfather, and I love the four-day-a-week idea. I think it's more time to spend with the kids.

Let kids be kids, man. The summers are already too short. I love my kids. I want to spend time with them. You know what I'm saying? I think it's a great idea. They need it up north. I'm from Louisiana, but up north, they need it immediately.

Appreciate that. That's cool. Wesley checking out from Indiana. Appreciate you. Here's one. Caitlin in Kansas. You do not think it's a good idea. I do not think it's a good idea.

Coming from somebody who, okay, so right now. Now I work three 12s a week because I have two toddlers. But once my kids are in school, I'm actually going to be in school to work as a surgical tech. So then I'll work five days a week, eight to four, so I can kind of coordinate with their school schedule because we live in a different town than I work and then my kids are babysat in. Yeah, it does seem like that the big issue would be the timing because we're trained also in the five-day work week.

Yeah, it's just what we know. We may work more. We may work less. but five days pretty standard and it kind of matches up with, yeah, I mean, that's a great point, Caitlin. So it would not be good for you. No, it would work great for my schedule now, but I don't want to be a CNA the rest of my life.

I would love to move up. And I don't want you to be. I don't know what that is. And if you don't want it, I don't want it for you, you know what I mean? Hey, thank you for calling. Thanks for listening to the show. I appreciate that. Hey, thanks for all the calls.

You can still hop on Facebook and let us know what you think about the four day a week, school week. I think I'd be into it. I'd be into a six-day-a-week school week, though. I love to learn. I'll go now. Yeah, yeah, that would be good. A woman had a contact lens stuck in her eye for 28 years.

Didn't know it. She's 42. Doctors found it because she's like, something's wrong on my eye. I've been feeling something for a few years now. A lump above her left eye had grown and gotten painful to the touch. Oh. Her eyelid had drooped slightly. So turns out.

Back in the day, she was playing tennis, and she thought it fell out of her eye, but it fell in her eye. And it sat in there for 28 years. Oh, wow, that's crazy. Right. My eye hurts. I mean, I can't even keep an eyelash in there for like five seconds. A woman has a pincap lodged in her lung for 40 years. After accidentally swallowing it as a child, Amy did her shoulder like, eh.

Yeah, I figured she probably swallowed it as a kid. Probably not doing much harm. The 49-year-old had been admitted to the hospital after suffering a pain in her abdomen. Or there's that. My belly hurts. Or it could cause you pain. The woman said she was playing in the classroom with her desk and she accidentally swallowed the cap at the age of nine. Took her to the hospital, nothing.

But then all the sudden, coughs. Like a cough that lasted for 19 years. Oh, my goodness. They couldn't figure it out and they go in and start digging around and it's a pin lead from 40 years ago. Man. Isn't that nutty? Yeah. You know what's been happening with me is?

I have been having terrible nightmares. Last night I had such vivid night. Google why you have nightmares. Because I've been sleeping with no TV and I've been getting some good sleep, but what happens when you sleep is you dream. And I never dream, but I've been having dreams these last few nights. I mean, I had nightmares that I was getting shot at.

I had nightmares that was getting kidnapped. Really? Yeah, last night was hardcore. That's scary. Twice. I woke up and the thing about a nightmare is you wake up and you're done. You can't go back to sleep for a long time because your heart just does this.

You can't go to sleep with your heart. So I fall back asleep, it happens again. And so about three, I was like, I'm done. Why would I have nightmares? Nightmares for adults are oftentimes caused by psychological triggers. For example, anxiety and depression, PTSD, chronic recurrent nightmares. If you have that going on, it's one of those things likely.

Do you think we could work a shift here where someone comes on a lays with me in my bed from the show one night a week? Everybody could do one night. One of us? Yeah, just because I think I just get scared. I need a raise for that. Okay. Yeah.

Just like I pet my forehead. Is there not like an app for that? That's going to be in her job description now. Yeah. Someone has to come and lay with me. Pet Bobby for four hours. Sorry, I'm like laying. I'm like dealing with like three other people in my household.

Yeah, but what about me? I don't know. What about me? Yeah, it's hardcore. I turned the TV on. Get an American girl doll. I know. And then launch box will make fun of me though.

Yeah, do not get a doll. If anyone else starts making fun of me, between Instagram, they're just dragging me on Instagram. Yeah. between the skinny legs and the parking spot. My Instagram is just a feat of people beating me up. And you're listening to old music. Yeah, they don't really get me on that over there.

Maybe that's why you're having nightmares. Why? Because everyone's just going hard on you. Maybe so. Everyone just go easy on Bobby. Come on. You know what I do? I come in here.

I try to put on a good entertaining show. We try to give back as much we possibly can. And then I put up, your boy finally got a parking space. And people are just crushing me. I don't even really have an office. It's a green room slash storage unit. slash office. I finally get a parking spot after five years.

People go, oh, you've changed. You know what's changed? I finally got one for complaining about it for five years. Yeah, it changed. Whenever you were working on your contract and you were thinking of ridiculous things like a parking spot, did you debate office? Because like, legit, you don't have an office which is weird. There's just no parking.

Yeah. And if I come up here at two in the afternoon and you don't really care about the office, okay. I come up here at two in the afternoon and there's nowhere to park, I get to park, take an Uber to work. Is there a way we can earn points? to park in your spot if you're out of town. Amy, let it go. Amy, let it go.

Yeah, I like that idea. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like rapid rewards. Yes, yes. So anyway, I've been having crazy nightmares. I don't know what anybody else is doing. That's what I've been doing. Having nightmares all night last night.

Crazy. Our Iheart Radio music festival is about to come up. We're going to go out to Vegas. So pumped. Yeah, so there's a, you know, the daytime stage, and Eddie and I are band The Raging Idiots play that, and then we go and it's the big show. Man, everybody Carrie and Luke.

Yeah. Doesn't Timberley. You know who isn't going to be there? Who? Raymundo. I know. Our audio producer, because he got told he didn't make the list. Yeah, there was a cut, and I guess I didn't.

I'm not really needed probably out there. There's not really producing or whatever. Whatever it is that I do isn't necessary out there. Does it make you sad? Well, I mean, pretty much everybody made the cut, and I got Mike D's going. I know that. And then randomly, Morgan number one's going. But I've actually decided it.

I found out a way I can actually go. How? company sent out a memo and they were just like, hey, if you work for this company full time, you can try and win a hotel, RV, or not an RV, SUV, and also tickets to the shows and flight and everything's paid for.

So I've been applying every single week. Oh, you're trying to win the contest. Yes. Do you want to go? Yeah, if I can win it, then I got a free trip. I mean, I can't, I'm not doing a flight. Wait, hold on. Is he really the only one from the show not going? There's a couple other people. Morgan 2's not going.

Are you? No, I have a wedding. She has a wedding, so then that, That's where Morgan number one's coming in. Too many Morgans. Wait, let me pull some strings. Yeah, because they picked a winner from like a week ago with some random lady in Minnesota. I've never even heard of her.

Well, yeah, she's still works in. There's a ton of people that work in our company. I thought it was just on air kind of. Ray thinks he knows everybody. Well, let me see what I can do, okay? Yeah, yeah. But you got to be good out there. You tend to go a little out of control.

There won't be any gambling. I've already been there a month ago and did that. It's not the gambling. It's the drinking. Don't want me to drink. I won't drink. Okay. He's struggling the same.

We'll talk. We'll talk, all right, bud? Yeah. Okay. Here's Amy, by the way, doing a commercial. Oh. And we were doing commercials for a dealership in North Carolina. And she got a little sassy with me, as she does. Yeah. It's for Crossroads Ford-Kernersville.

Yeah, I was in business mode. Yeah, and so she's talking about the new Ford Explorer Platinum. But she says Florida? Florida Explorer. Oh, yeah. And I was like, hey, you said Florida. No, I didn't. Okay.

I need to hear. $1,000 off. By the way, this is the clip. 3-21. $1,000 off. New 2018, Ford Explore. Platinum's and Floored Edge Titan. Huh?

Ford. Ford. Not Florida. He did. Ah, come on. You did, okay. I'm going to play the rest of the clip. Here's Amy.

You did. And right now you can take up to $6,000 off new 2018 Ford Explorer Platinum's and floor. See? See? Okay. Okay. Okay. There you have it.

See, I didn't believe that I said that the first time, but that's me hearing it back. And you are right. Yes, that's right. I said floored. That's right. It was because Ford was next to platinum and I Floor... Yeah.

I just do that sometimes. Yeah, I know. By the way, we get a lot of text messages here on our text line. Hey, don't text and drive. If you're going to text us, stop it, a light, pull over, be at the office. Don't text and drive. For sure. Somebody called us yesterday that was texting us and hit a car.

What? Yeah, no. They were texting. But you know what happened yesterday? I'm on my... I'm messing with the radio and some flipping stations around. And I see the car in the left lane, the turn lane go. and I'm like, oh, we should all go.

And so I started rolling forward, but we weren't going in our lane. I almost nailed the car in front of me. Oh, man. Just by looking at the radio. Because that car beside you starts going, like, oh, we all got to go. Yeah.

Yeah. That peripheral vision driving will get you. I do that. No, I don't do that. And then happen to look up. Yeah. I do when I'm in a turn lane, they're not. They start going straight,

and I think, oh, I can just start. That's what I was doing. It's not good. The focus. Don't be texting driving. Don't be texting driving. It's time for the good news. With Bobby.

Tell me something good. She's only 10 years old, but Chloe has already saved her life. She was home alone with her 21-year-old aunt, who was hiding her pregnancy. She did not realize she'd gone into labor. But luckily for Chloe, she had watched YouTube videos about taking care of dolls. And she cleaned up the baby, swaddled the baby, because she had seen how to do that with dolls. Wow. And that's what she did.

By the time that everyone arrived She was rocking the swaddled baby back and forth Waiting for paramedics How about that? Just watching YouTube on how to do American Girl doll That's pretty amazing Yeah, that's good She's 10 years old and YouTube help

That YouTube, I learned a lot of stuff from YouTube Who needs school anymore? People talking about four-day school days? He's got on YouTube Exactly. Put in your hours and go play That's why I say Bobby Bonesh The latest from Nashville in Hollywood

It's the 30 Second Skinny Dan and Shea hosted a Tequila Tuesday in Nashville this week to celebrate their latest single Tequila with over 10,000 fans turning out for the free show. Yeah, here's Dan and Jay singing, and the crowd singing even louder. Come on the floor of a show of a T-shirt. It's cool, huh? Yeah. I think at this point, you have to consider that for Song of the Year. Because I know usually they go, well, Song of the Year's got to be something about it.

death or home or you know it's always like something yeah I don't know but that song is so big it has to be considered for song of the year so yeah good for Dan and Shea that's actually texting with Dan last night I sent him a message I was like hey man you're looking swall on Instagram because he's like growing his hair out and he's like he's working out hard

yeah I like his hair looks good it's like real big and poofy now he got big muscles I just sent him a message I was like hey I don't know if he made a saying to you but I notice your big muscles. He's looking good. He goes to the gym like every day. Does he? That's where my husband runs into it.

I go to the gym. How come I don't have big muscles? Every day. Oh, I don't know. Oh, man. All right, what else Morgan number two? Old Dominion shared a post on Twitter from 2010, showing them playing a Nashville bar with a crowd of only two people saying,

what a crazy ride we've been on? I remember feeling lucky to watch them dance. Oh, Old Dominion. Yeah, good dudes. What else? Before Sam Hunt released his own music, he recorded a demo of Craig Morgan's will come back around, and somebody revealed that on YouTube. Here's a clip of it.

Yeah, here's Craig Morgan's version first, so you know. I know you love... And here is Sam Hunt's version that he recorded before and did not release as a song. You know you love me when you hate me. Maybe I ain't gonna let it phase me. Just a circus leaving town. We'll come back around. Such a big fan of Sam Hunt.

He's so good. Right songs. And you go, ah, you know, maybe you love Sam Hunt for his music and maybe you don't. But Sam Hunt's written all the songs for all the people. too that you love. The Billy Curington's. I mean, Sam's written for everybody. He's just a really good artist. Creator, singer. I'm a big fan. And you know what? Most people are big fans. Almost everybody's a big fan. You got to like 1% of people. Yeah, like who's not? That ain't country people. Oh, I don't know them. He's extremely country is the weird thing about

Sam. He's extremely country. It's from Alabama, man. Yeah, I just, yeah. Anyway, don't get me started. It's from the country. I'm a big Sam Hunt guy. All right, is that it? Morgan number two. Yep. Morgan number two. That's the skinny. Thank you very much. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right.

Now, here are you. Turn it up. Someone just texted me that I had name dropped and didn't hit the name drop button. Name drop! Well, because I said I was texting with Dan from Dan and Shea. Oh. Here's the thing. There was a point a few years ago when I just wouldn't mention anybody.

I would just go, hey, a bud. But like a few of these artists I'm kind of friendly with. Should I not say it? Or should I? Because I want to hide who I am to the listeners. Like, I feel like he should be as authentic as possible. And if we're talking about Dan and Shay and I'm like, hey, I actually know him. He's a good dude.

Here's a funny story about me telling a dude he has big muscles. I want to share it. Yeah. And Dan just seems like to a regular normal dude. I didn't even catch the name drop thing. But it's true, you did drop the name. So maybe you hit the button. Maybe so.

It's just I'm in this weird place where... Yeah, it's like... I know them. You're in. I don't know. You guys can text me and let me know. You can text whatever you want to 26-229. whatever you put your name on there too so I can make fun of you

a confirmation text will be sent standard message and data rates apply I'm not going to make fun of you probably Amy are you ready over there for the morning corny ready I just I'm trying to be real the parking spot thing got me all flustered yesterday mm-hmm we'll get to that a minute the morning corny what do you call a shotgun wedding in the Caribbean what do you call a shotgun wedding in the Caribbean Jamaican me marry you I like that one, yeah.

That's pretty good. All right, thanks. Yeah, that's pretty good. That was the morning corny. I'm at a crossroads. Last couple days on my personal Instagram, I posted things, and people just pop at me, man. I posted one at me at the gym, and I was doing some shoulder lifts, right? And so I laid the bar down in front of me, I was just dancing, right?

It's a little dance. I'm fun. Look at me. Like me being fun. People are like, hey, stop skipping leg day. Here's another one. I love the show, but you're too dang skinny. Put on a little weight and look healthy, not skeletal.

What does that have to do with anything? I wasn't asking for comments. I love the show, but your legs are too skinny. They are thin. I've always had bird legs. My calves are really small. But I got to tell you, I haven't thought about it in years, and now I'm self-conscious about it. I'm just being honest.

I wore pants to the gym yesterday. Yeah, I saw that you did that. Not jeans, but like a dude. I did. I did. A little bit, it did get to me. I pride myself, and I've been doing it. this a long time. Things don't get to me a lot, but it did. It got to me. Here is one from Pat.

Being fit and thin is definitely better than being fat, but you need to put on some muscle weight. Wow. Again, I didn't ask for this. No. Joshua says chicken legs. Jesus, Bobby. Come on, man. I can't make my legs bigger. I've tried for years. And I forgot that I had ugly legs. Nobody said they were ugly. No, no, they did. Do you skip leg day? No, I did. By the way, yesterday, I was so just sad about it a little bit that I did like double leg day yesterday. I'm so sore. I did squats. I did all the stuff.

It ain't getting bigger. So there's that. And then yesterday, you know, we put up the parking spot sign. I was pretty proud of myself. I got a parking spot. There's no parking in this building. There's a garage. I'm in a heavy populated area.

After five years of complaining on the air and off the year, I finally got a parking spot. Yeah. It's true. Parking is an issue. And so they gave me a parking. part of the new deal. And the listeners are crushing me, man. One of them was like, oh, we've been noticing changes.

It just makes sense. What you're talking about? I've been, the only thing that's changes, I got one. I've been complaining for five years. You want to hear some more of them? Sure. This is about my parking spot on Instagram. I'm really surprised.

It's definitely an ego thing. Well, so explain to them why it's not an ego thing. No, I mean, it's probably, I just don't, I want to park next to the door. And I don't want to pull up here at 3 p.m. and have to park down the road and walk. Yeah. That's all. It's like having a new studio.

We have a craft studio. We're going to get a new one built. Which is going to be amazing. Yeah. Thanks for that. Sure, it's an ego thing, I guess. It's like vacation. We take vacation?

Let's just give us the hardest time. Yeah. If someone offered you vacation, would you go, nah, I'm not going to take it. Well, honestly, you probably would say, no, I would. Yeah. Like, you're kind of forced to take it.

I don't like vacation. But I'm just saying people get at us. Yeah. And we didn't even take two weeks this summer. You know, so whatever. The Iowa Bootman Oh, because I wrote Score 1 for the little guy

And he's like, what are you talking about little guy? Let me tell you this. I will never not be the little guy. I'm Bobby from Mountain Pine, Arkansas, population 700. So if I'm ever not the little guy, that means I'm not fighting for the little guy anymore. In my heart, I'm always the same.

And in your heart, you want all the little guys that have their own parking spot. That's right. And one of these years, I'm going to get Amy one. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, I'd be so embarrassed. Don't do it.

You want to get me hot? Tell me who I am. That gets me hot. Oh. Like, you want to get me mad? Like, hot? Like, no, not like sexy. Hot and bothered.

Yeah, don't tell me who I am. Yeah, don't tell him he's not a little guy. Yeah, I will always be what I was when I was born. I'll always fight for the people that listen to this show. I am an ambassador for you. And I need to get, I need to climb the ladder to be able to have more of a platform. I work hard. Everybody works hard.

We're all working hard. Not in this room. I'm only one working hard in the room. Most of you guys, I don't know what you do. Yeah, we hardly work. You just kind of show up. Yeah. Wake up, we'll get up.

We're gonna do a show. Okay, good. Anyway, I've been getting just rattled over on Instagram. Well, you know, you know what the online world does sometimes. Yeah, it made me crazy. Here's one. Bobby, what a D-bag. Oh.

Oh, it's a whole set. No, Eddie, it's still on my feed. It's a nice one. Like, I try to make this show a show where people can come, be entertained, we give it back. That's it. Nothing crazy. And all of a sudden, I get a parking spot. I'm the bad guy.

I got chicken legs. I'm the bad guy. Yeah. People should focus more on the positives instead of the negatives. Yeah. And I'll always be the little guy in my mind. When I'm not the little guy, I give up. You're never going to give up.

No. There you go. Thank you. So there are any positive comments? No, no negative comments. Dang it, guys, come on. Get on there now and start writing positive stuff. No, don't do that.

No, don't do that. That's called fishing. Kelly and Florida, what's happening? Hey Bobby, how are you? I'm real good. What's up with you? Not too much. I'm driving on my way to work. Yeah, what can I do for you? Well, I was just listening to your show, and I'm, you know, listening to you talk about all the

the haters. Yeah, God made me for a specific reason. I just wanted to yell that for some reason. Because I feel like, man, I come in here and I try to give my heart. I try to represent my people. If you listen to this show, you're one of us. You're in a club. We're not the first string.

We're not. We were never picked first. We're never the best at anything, but we are who we are. We're a team. We call ourselves the B team. Not the A team, the B team. That's okay.

We bond in that, and then put it got a parking spot and then get hammered. You know what I mean? I was actually really happy for you when I saw that you got the parking spot. Thank you. That's all I want to hear.

You deserve it. Thank you. You know, I think you need to listen to your own advice that you give us sometimes, though, because, you know, I'm a B team. I'm, you know, the underdog, I guess. You could. call it. I come from a small town and

you know I was going up for promotions at my job and I kept not getting them and then I was ready to give up and another promotion came up and you know I honestly didn't want to but I listen to the show and I listen you know to you discuss you know how you don't

give up so I went in and I ended up getting the promotion a couple months ago. That's what I'm talking about that's what I'm going to take my own advice like I got that parking spot I just want to give it back now I know, I know, but you deserve it I'm a person that, you know, I work, I'm a person who is out there to,

I work with people with disabilities and I'm there to help them get jobs and I sit there and inspire people and provide all these positive stuff about them but it's hard for me to follow my own advice. Yeah, that's tough. Sometimes even Santa Claus says bah humbug, you know? Oh yeah.

Sometimes, not a lot. Not a lot. Sometimes he does. That's why I have you guys here. Yeah. You know what I mean? We keep you lifted. Yeah, there you go.

Hey, thank you for the call, Kelly. Congratulations, and I appreciate you calling. Lunchbox and his wife got into a fight about the baby, huh? Yes, our first fight. And it all comes down to sleeping because people that never had a newborn, I never realize how much noise they make in the middle of the night. Here's a clip. He recorded it for us.

So that's your baby? That's the baby in the middle of the night as you're trying to sleep, so you hear these noises and you can't sleep so everybody's like, get a noise maker so it drowns it out and it's soothing for the baby. So we got one but my wife refuses to turn it on and she won't

move the baby across the room. I don't want... Oh, baby's still in the room with you guys. Six inches from the bed. Like right there next to my head. So those are right in my ear. That is the baby right? So you hear everything so you can't get peaceful sleep. I want to move... Can I go to the couch?

Well, that's the thing. Oh. That's where we got in the fight. Okay. I said, we have to move the bassinet, which is where the baby sleeps in. It's a little thing across the room and turn on the noisemaker or I'm going downstairs. Because I have to get sleep. And she says, we can't move the baby because what if something happens and we can't turn on the noise maker because you wouldn't be able to hear the baby in distress in the middle of the night?

So what is the point of getting a noise maker if you're not going to turn it on? It sounds like she's just a new mom who's super worried about the baby. I understand that. You're your baby was six weeks early. Right. But my baby is now a month old. Oh, it should be on its own now? Not even on its own.

She's walking. By its own car insurance. She'd be in its own bed. It should be across the room so we can get some sleep and we can turn on the noisemaker. And it's just like peaceful noises like water. It's like a waterfall. She doesn't want that. And she doesn't want that.

So we got in a fight because I said, look, you're either going to do this. this, you're going to turn on the noise maker, or I'm going downstairs. Maybe you should say it in a different way. Start there. How do you say it really? I said, look, we've got two options here. Look. I have to get up early in the morning.

I need to get sleep, and I can't sleep with all this noise in my head. Well, how come she doesn't get sleep and you don't stay up with the baby? Do what? Remember, Bobby, she's on vacation. No, no, she's on maternity leave. It's different. I know, but he calls it vacation. Why can't you just stay up with the baby while she gets some sleep?

She doesn't have to do anything during the day. I have to get up and go to work. Like, I can't sleep because you hear that. No, I know. I get it. So what was her answer, though? Did she say go to the couch? She said, you can't just leave the baby?

Like, we signed up with this together. Oh, true. Got him. Yeah, you played a big part in that. You did do it together. Yeah, we did. And so we are negotiating. She goes,

Maybe after this weekend, give me a few more days to get more comfortable. Maybe we can turn on the noise machine. Okay. Amy, your thoughts on this? I mean, I think she could, I think, just give her a few days. I think she will be able to hear the baby even with the noise maker. So hopefully y'all can give that a try. If not, she probably will just send you to the couch if you keep talking that way anyway.

Well, I told her millions of people have babies every year and they turn on the noise machine and they hear the baby. Like, it's amazing how it works. They invent these things and they work and people still hear their baby. Like a little bit. Can't you just be sensitive to her emotions and her feelings about the new baby? More so than you being logical because you are. You're being, well. Look, I was sensitive for a couple weeks.

I thought, okay, right? I didn't say anything for a few weeks. But now I'm back working, getting up early and... The fact that you're making fun of your baby right now is doing an impression, making fun of it. Yeah. You were crying two days ago. Oh, how quickly we changed. No, I wasn't.

Eddie, doing an impression on lunchbox. Hey, so lunchbox, how are you feeling today? The, I'm feeling good. The baby makes noises at night. It's beautiful. And now doing a pressure on lunchbox. I can't sleep. The baby's just crying all night.

I'm going to the couch. Listen. Doing impression of it. The baby. There you go. Oh. You still like it? I still like it.

I don't know. I think he's kind of over it. No, no, no, no. I still love the kid. I still love Baby Box, but I just can't, I've got to get some sleep. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Any parents have they want to hop on and share it. Oh, I bet they have opinions. Yeah, they're going to say move the baby. No, I mean, I'm curious to see if other people do the whole noise baker thing because then that would be encouragement for Lunchbox's wife to just do it. Well, lunchbox is millions of people. Millions of the noise maker. I'm like, they do.

What does that baby sound like again, lunchbox? Yeah. The fact that he's doing an impression, making fun of your baby. All right, hold on. Talking about lunchboxes, he has a baby. Baby's a month old now, baby boxes, and your wife just wants the baby to sleep right next to the bed. Yes, and she won't turn on the sound machine

to drown out the newborn noises, which are very annoying when you're trying to sleep. Here's some baby sound. And so lunch is upset. Lunch is upset because he's trying to sleep and you think that she has free time. Yes. She feels comfortable. I just got to hear him. Like, what if he... I'm like, you can hear the baby cry. Those noises don't need to be heard.

Candice and Virginia. Yes. Hop in this, please. I side with lunchbox's wife. My son slept in the basement next to my bed until he was about eight months old when he could try to pull himself out of the bed. Oh, you don't like that lunchbox? Eight months. There is no chance that baby is staying in our room for eight months. But from her side, the baby was premature, and she carried that baby for how long?

So she's not used to being away from him. And the baby is making noises in its sleep, so anything can happen, especially with a pre-me. And if the baby's right there, she's more up to hear it. Your thoughts? Moving at 15 feet across the room is not going to change the difference. You can hear the baby crying. Okay, but is it really going to change what you hear being a little bit? Yeah, I won't hear that with the sound machine.

Okay. Do you think you wear the pants in your relationship? Oh, for sure. Well, well. Is it a baby? Well, excuse me? No doubt. She knows I wear the pants too.

Who pays the bills? Who turns the lights out? She works. She works, yeah. And right now she's on maternity leave for your baby. I understand that. That doesn't mean she wears the pants. Okay.

You're still in the bed. The baby's still by the bed. The baby's still making noise. And the noisemaker's not on. You don't wear the baby. pants. Got him. We've had one issue.

Everything else? You're like, I'm going to the couch, but not really. True. He didn't even go to the couch. I was reading this story about Justin Bieber and Haley Baldwin and who wears the pants in that relationship. Oh, who does? Is that equal or what?

No, I don't think so. I think Haley Baldwin's the pants wear it. Why? Yeah. Apparently when they were crying in the park, you can see a picture of them crying in the park? No. Because she told them she wanted to hold off on the wedding just a bit and be engaged a little longer. cried?

Yeah. The headline is, we're getting a better sense of why Justin Bieber broke down crying in Central Park. Haley Baldwin delivered news that he didn't want to hear if she needs to go slower with Justin Bieber. I'm oddly into this relationship. I don't know why. It's not my thing so much. But I'm kind of into it.

I watch the videos. I like that in the page six thing where they're like, this is how much they're a clothes cost. And they're wearing a sweatshirt that's ugly. And it's like $7,000. It's good stuff. I'm fascinated with that stuff, man. I shouldn't. No, it is interesting.

It's like, oh, stepping out to go just to the farmer's market in their $3,500 Gucci bag and their $10,000 denim shorts. I don't like zoos with animals, but that's my zoo. You can sit and watch. Yeah, to see super rich people wearing ridiculous things. But I don't even think they realize how much it costs. They mustn't. I don't know. I don't picture them shopping, but.

I have a segment coming up. It's called, Oh, Turn It Up. That's my jam. Where the song comes on the radio and you kind of forgot how good it was. And you hear it again. You're like, oh, that song is so good. I forgot, oh, that's my jam. Oh, turn it out. That's my jam.

It's got to be a song that you probably wouldn't download or stream. But then when it comes on, you're a reminder like, oh, that's so good. And I'll tell you how it came up as I was fast car, Tracy Chapman. So I remember when this song comes on, be like, oh, that song's good. I'm going to go. Drum to my car. Speeds the fast up like I was drunk. I was like, it's my jam.

Turn it up. That's a good one. And you never think about it on your list of jams and your heart, do you? And I, I, I got a feeling that I belong. I, I, I got a feeling I need someone, need someone, need someone. Yeah, the jam, right? You got a fast car, and I get a ticket to anywhere. You turn it up.

So, okay, so that's how the statement goes, right? That's going to come up in a second. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So a toddler is alive and well today, thanks to some police officers who happened to be in the neighborhood. So this dad, James, was at home with his two-year-old daughter in Arizona, and his daughter fell in the pool. He grabbed her and frantically pounded on his neighbor's door hoping someone could help his unconscious toddler.

Like freaking out not knowing what to do. Well, officers that were in the neighborhood saw him acting frantic and banging on the door, so it wasn't even his neighbors that helped save him. Luckily, the officers were right there. They started CPR on the little girl and continued doing it until she led out a cry, which is obviously a sign that she was okay. How about that?

This police officers out checking, and the next thing you know... You recognize that cry? Yes, I recognize that cry. That's your baby. Yeah, they were in the neighborhood doing some routine, like, welfare check on someone, and they stumbled upon this.

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Mr. Bobby Bones. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. You're walking down the street and it starts a storm and there's lightning. Do you really think there's a chance you'll get hit by the lightning bolt? I don't. I don't either. But I mean...

Really? Yeah, I don't. I'm always like, eh, who cares? They say it's like one in a million. I mean, I do know someone when I was a kid that got struck by lightning in my neighborhood. So it happens. If anyone out there's been struck by lightning, for real, call us. I'd like to hear from you.

Yeah, it went like in their shoulder and out their foot. For real, a kid. 877 Bobby. This teenager, 13 years old, was walking home in the rain. He said he felt this burst of heat. Everything went dark. The lightning strike knocked a boy to the ground. He had his head, was left unconscious.

A neighbor runs up, sees him go down, perform CPR. Paramedics arrive. He goes to the Phoenix Children's Hospital. Critical condition. He's back. He's like, I survived it. I was dead for 15 minutes. Dang, I beat death.

Dang. His mom said he was carrying his skateboard and believes that it may have taken the main force of the strike. I just wonder, not knowing the science of it, is it chasing something moving? No, metal. No, I know, but it says it took the force of, like, humans get hit. Yeah. With no metal. And was he just lucky to have the skateboard with him?

Did it hit the skateboard? Yeah, those are all good questions. But I don't know the answer to anything. I don't either. But this 13-year-old got nailed, by the way. Surely we got people calling that have been struck. No, I don't know about Shirley. Oh, Shirley.

No, Shirley. Oh, Shirley. Yes, like, I, yeah. The teenager sustained some injuries to his leg. Otherwise, no long-term damage. His organs didn't burn up. And a lot of times, they say people get hit by something like this. Their insides fry.

That did not happen. But he said he remembers the heat. I tell you, last night I'm at the house, and John Party comes over to the house. We were recording a podcast together, the Bobbycast. And by the way, John Party, you would know him for songs like, Might have a little dirt on my boots But I'm taking you up town

Head over boots His new song Night Shift Working on the Night Shift I'm a big fan of John We've done some stuff together Amy loves John Party Yeah love And so he comes over and we're talking

And he starts We're talking about the time he got stabbed It's crazy I don't know this story Yeah you got to fight with a guy From another town And the guy came over and they had like a feud between towns.

He wasn't even involved in the feud, but the guy was waiting for him and stabbed him. And so... I didn't even know I got stabbed. My buddy came and broke up to fight and pushed me back in his hands full of blood. Then that was like the beginning of the ride to the hospital.

Took my shirt off, blood everywhere. You got stabbed what part of your belly? It's 11 inches across the center. Oh, he stuck it and then went across. And then I got two right on the left side. Yeah, no, we were bleeding. What? And he was going to all the hospitals

and they couldn't get him. It was crazy. And then he ends up with all these scars, John Party does, and the guy ends up having to pay him. Yeah, I was going to ask what happened to the guy. But regardless, I survived. I didn't die. Nothing really bad happened. I got big scars across my stomach. And I was, you know, I was getting ready to move in Nashville. You know, that would help out with the whole move, you know? And he paid me like, I don't know, eight or nine grand. And I got to keep it. And he got to live life of the felony, which isn't easy.

We both moved on and he's looking for better things, you know. It's just one of the stories. Wow. He went to the pen. Listen to the Bobbycast. You can find it on IHeartRadio or wherever you listen to podcasts. He's like, well, helped me move to Nashville. Yeah, the John part.

You know, and I don't know if you want to talk about his girlfriend or not because I know he has a girlfriend. I met her. Yeah. Do you all talk about that? Yeah, yeah. It's pretty happy. She's great.

I mean, it's the first time that you realize you found somebody great. It's a tough. That's a tough thing for a man to be like, I could be good when you're so used to being bad. And we do everything together and we talk about things. It's been an eye-opener for me. So we have fun.

Why are you clapping and laughing? He just cracks me up when you talk. He's like, you know, I think it feels good to know that maybe I found the one. I'm being good because I'm used to being so bad. I searched the Bobby Cass. He's just so casual about his badness. Yeah. He's like, you know me, bad boy, John.

Listen, people want to talk about the lightning strikes. Hey, Blake in Texas. You're up, buddy. Hey, how you doing? Good, man. What you want to say? Oh, I was actually in Nebraska last year, and there was some lightning pretty close to the vehicle, and it went through the antenna, and it actually went, like, I was outside, and I touched the door handle, and the door handle happened to be metal, so it actually went through the vehicle, and then came through me, and it knocked me on my butt for a little bit, and I think I was unconscious for, like, 10 to 20 seconds. So you remember the strike going, too?

Yeah, yeah, you know those, like those. those zappers that you like pull pranks on people like your hands. It was like that, but like 50 times worse. Oh, wow. That's crazy. That's crazy. See, that's just one. Yeah.

Well, that's not even one. That thing got absorbed by the car and still knocked them down. Yeah. Hey, Blake, appreciate that call, man. Let's go over to Karen in Kansas. Hey, Karen. Good morning. Good morning.

What do you want to say? My daughter was at a ball game, and they called a game because of lightning, and she was on the grass and everybody else was on the, sidewalk and lightning hit the light pole and went through the ground and up into her. And we had to take her to the hospital and she ended up taking all the enzymes out of her body. I don't know what that means. Because it convulsed and have cramps and... Wow. Is she okay now?

Yeah. A couple hours and they all came back. Oh. They just zapped them away for a little bit. That's so crazy. Wow. So it really is like if you see lightning, you should just probably go inside. Yeah, I probably just go inside. Seek shelter. Is this what you're talking about, though? Like, they didn't actually hit the person. It sounds like they're not actually hitting the person.

So just somewhere near them and it goes through them. So now I'm thinking more about the kid in my neighborhood and we were younger. I'm pretty sure they were in a tree. And maybe the lightning hit the tree and then went through their body. Hey, Kay and Virginia. Yes. Hi, Bobby. Hey, your husband was hit by lightning?

Yes, it was a direct hit. He was carrying a piece of downspouting out behind our barn. And it wasn't even storming, but he, these two random bolts of lightning hit, and one of them got him, and he was in the hospital for several months. What? He lost half of his right foot, and had to have, yeah, he had to have skin grafts on his arms because his arms were burned so badly. And his face looked like, because he had glasses on, and when he got struck, it threw him about 20 feet. So we found his shoes and his glasses and everything about 20 feet away.

and his face looked like, well, his glasses had burned into his face before he was thrown. This is a real-life lightning strike. Yeah. The other ones, they hit something. It sounds like this went right for him. Oh, yeah. But he's good now. I think he's, you know, he's back to normal other than, you know, lost part of his foot and has scars all over his arms.

And he also gets AM radio through his mouth. He opens it up. I was like, go, three-two-bitch talk radio. Did they say, like, I don't know. Do they say why it happened? Was it because he was carrying metal or something? I think it was, I went towards to the metal, yeah. And I guess that's what did it.

It attracted it. And he's okay. So as I make, I told a joke there, but he's okay now. Okay. Good, I don't want to tell a joke and he'd not be okay. No, she said he was okay. Yeah, she'll probably tell him that joke later. I have a friend who was a lieutenant.

His name was Dan. He was yelling once at the sky. He was like, oh. Was he on a boat or something? Yeah, yeah. Really? And so Lightning was the thing where he got caught in a. What kind of boat?

Fish and boat, shrimp boat. Shrim boat. Oh, shrimp boat. Interesting. I love that friend of yours. Is that out of Greenbow, Alabama? Yeah, good. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Do you know Bubba? Yeah, Bubba go. It's one of my friends. Sometimes I like to bring personal stories in. Bubba knew all there was.

The shrimp business. Boba knew all there was. Got a decision to make out. There's a concert in town next Tuesday night, and I don't do weeknight shows. But I think I may go. But I saw I've started to load up my playlist. because what I did is that you know I googled the set list

and then Lunchbox hates it when I do this Such a loser And then I like to listen to the songs over and over again So when they play it I'm like yeah I still know this song And really it's kind of dumb because I invest a lot of time It's pretty nerdy but that's you So the show is

Cake and Benfolds Oh cool man Right? So do I stay out on a Tuesday night and go to Do you know cake? I don't know Oh yes No

Weird to me that cakes the headliner, though. That is weird. That Ben Folds isn't? Because Ben Folds is one of my favorite top five artists. Ben Folds here. What do you want? So do I go out on a Tuesday night? Yeah.

And then I've got the playlist stacked, man, nonstop. Do it. For like four days I'll listen to it so I can hear the song once. But time, it's a little nerdy, like I said. But yeah, that's you, though. You just be you. I saw Ben Folds to airport and geeked out. What, like, we could go?

Yeah. Mike spotted him, and he's like, yeah, there's been Fultz. Did you talk to him? No. Why not? No, I'm a fan. No way. You geek out.

It's just, what do you say to somebody you love? Yeah, it's tough. Mr. Foltz, I love you. I love you so much. I love you. I love you so much. I just couldn't do it. So I did what normal people do.

I just took a picture from far, far away, and zoomed in. Yeah, that's what normal people do. And then posted on an Instagram, and then tagged him, hoping he'd see it. And then message me back going, going, hey, man, where are you? Let's meet up. And then I was hoping we get a drink or something. And then he'd say, come over to the house and play some new music. And I'd be like, I'll normally do that.

But okay, I will this one time. And then we'd become friends. That's why I was hoping. No, none of that happened. I just stared at him. He's still like Ray with Sam Hunt. Oh, I love Ben Falls. You don't want me bothered, though.

I am the luckiest. Do you know that song? No. Do you know? I'm rocking the suburbs. He didn't really play. Well, not all the shows. It was, you know, she's a brick and I'm drowning slowly.

That, I know. That was huge when we were young. Yeah. You cake, too. Cakes so good. Yeah. You should go. Live it up.

Who wants to go on a Tuesday night, though? I'll go with you. On a Tuesday night? Sure. So great. Now, both people, two people we work with are going to be out. We're going to be so tired. It's been a great show on Wednesday.

It should be a rule. You take someone not from the show. That's true. And everybody else has to go to bed. Early to make up. for the fact that I'm going to come in just grumpy. It's so grumpy. This came up because one of my friends was like,

is fast car awesome or terrible? I was like, what are you talking about? Fast car from Tracy Chapman's awesome. Like when you hear it, you go, I forgot that song was so good. Come on. Because you sing all the words with it. I don't even think the song is not amazing.

You got a fast car. And I got a ticket to anywhere. I've been looking for a convenience store. I'm not sure that's how it goes exactly. I don't think that's the line. I don't think that's the line. You got a fast car. I want a ticket to anywhere

Maybe we make a deal But that's a jam, right? We all agree with that? Yes. You forget about it for a while And then when it comes on, you go, oh, that's my song. So we'll go around the room. You haven't heard it in a while, but it comes on

and you go, oh, that's a jam. Amy? I mean, I have to jam out to this. It's sublime what I got. Oh, come on. Love is what I got You forget about it too Oh yeah

I don't cry My dog runs away Oh I don't know what party's at You can sing whatever you want Okay It's all the same Okay Let me see what I remember

I don't cry When my dog runs away I don't get angry at the bills I have to bay I don't get angry when my mom smokes Really? Oh boy It's the model like it's right to the Right

It's all the same Good. Living with Louis' dog is the only way to stay sane. Oh, see, I go, live or do or die is the only way to stay the same. Listen, I was thinking about a convenience store in a car. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Lunchbox. Oh, man, this is the jam. Lit, my own worst enemy.

Oh, yeah. Dude, that's old school. That's a good one. This is so good. That's a jam. That's a jam. That's a jam. I forgot about that.

And you forget about it as a jam. They were in the bowling alley. that video? Yeah. Yeah. Eddie, our video guy, what did you get? Man, I forgot about this band, fun. And when I hear Carry On, Carry On. Oh, it's so good.

Carry on, carry on. Yeah, it's good. Yeah, it's good. May you pass be the sad. They were awesome. Dude, they were so good. Are they done? They break up?

Yeah. The one guy's in bleachers. Yes, I knew that. And then Nate Russ is doing solo. That gave to sing. You know, I picked one in my own, too. And oddly, it's another Tracy Chapman song. Oh.

She had two? Oh, no, her other one is. What is it? Just as, when it comes on, you go, I got to sing it all. Let me hear this. Come on her in the stand. And I'll turn right back around. Isn't to stay here?

And I'll turn right back around. Dang. She might be my wheelhouse. Oh, you mean her vocal. Oh, really, Amy? And I told you that alone. Go ahead. You got to make me change my mind.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Wow. I don't want no one to squeeze me If I take away my life Man That might be your wheelhouse too

It's all the wheelhouses So these are songs that you don't hear for a while And they come on and you go Oh, that's the jam Morgan number two, do you have one? Yeah, it's a walk the moon Shut up and dance Oh yeah, that's a good one

Yeah, wasn't that like yesterday? It came out last year She's 24 She's 24 Keep your eyes on me I said you're holding back She said, Chau and

dance to me This woman is my destiny She said Who That's a jam too That's a fun segment Huh? Yeah

They're good Yeah, I like going back in time I like this This is a girl singing To the McDonald's Drive-thru Have you heard this clip? Nope

There you go Okay Way Yeah I want a Number 6 Super Size With a sprite

And much fries Must a ketchup Only please But don't you forget the cheese I got a sweet tooth But I'm in a hurry Can I get one small my flowery Give me one of them

Spreeco She's 16 It's awesome I think it's so fun He's about to hate Luncher He hates everything viral That's not in there

Later today He's gonna be at the Taco Bell Drive-thru like Oh yeah I already text Eddie And said I can do better than this Okay But she's also rhyming

Okay No she's not rhyming Yeah, she is. Mustard and ketchup, that is not rhyming. She said I'm in a hurry, make me a small McFlurry. So I'm feeling it, excuse me, man, but lady, can you tell me, did you get that? No, was it too fast? Because I don't want to have to come back.

No, to the drive-through, the drive-through. Did you hear me? No-oddust. Oh, gosh. She's probably trying to write it down. Like, okay. I'm sure she muted her by now, right? Coming clearly.

Because if it's naked, please, please, I'm wanting it be. What do you think about that lunchbox? So overrated. Just wait until I get it. Okay. Tomorrow? And tomorrow? Whatever you want on me?

Let me see. Some fries. You're doing the same thing and offbeat. Way worse. I'm going to sing. I'm supposed to sing, right? You got to make up a song. It's also an original song.

And you have to rhyme. I don't have to rhyme. Not everything rhymes. That's a good point. Got it. You got us. Yeah, that's a good point. Never mind.

Hey, Lunchbox, I've got a text in here about you. Okay, good. Hey, Bobby, listening to the show, I have to say something, does Lunchbox think that being a mother is all about taking it easy? I would really love to see them switch places with a mother and see how they actually do and how much sleep and rest they actually do not get. Let her come do the show and let him stay home with the baby all day. Your thoughts?

I mean, I don't understand what these people think. I go home and I help take care of the baby. just, I give my wife some time off, she relax and she's watching TV all the time. Just, I mean, the baby doesn't move. You have to understand, the baby is a month old, so literally you can just hold the baby or set it in a little like pillow and the baby doesn't move. So it's not that much stress right now. Do you still think you guys could put the baby in the crib and go away for dinner and come

back? Absolutely. The baby can't even roll over on its stomach. So you just lay it on its back like you do it. Because at night, you just leave it in the bassinet. And guess what? You wake up in the morning? baby's still there. Hadn't moved. Same position. It's crazy.

So you could go on a dinner date, come back, maybe still going to just be laying there. Would you ever just drive and pick something up and leave the baby there? Yes, because if it's in the neighborhood, you need to run to the gas station to get milk. It's a lot easier just to run, get the milk, and get home, and leave the baby in the bassinet. I know it's a lot easier, but that's the moment where something could happen. You're going to be that person that happened because you went to get home. if the baby's in the car. Counterpoint.

If we're playing the ifs. So are you ever going to leave the baby at home? If I need to. I mean... No, he's not. He's not doing it. He's crazy, man. We're trying out a new segment here with Morgan number two.

The Millennial Minute. You want to see if this works? The Millennial Minute with Morgan 2. What are we talking about over there? There's a list of things millennials are still asking their parents to do for them. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Okay, let's play this game.

Am I millennial? Come on, guys. She's for sure one. We're edgy. What are we edging with? You're on the cusp. Millennial and whatever the one is before that. Generation X.

Yeah, Gen Xer. But she's hardcore millennial. Okay, okay, okay. Let me see. Morgan number two, what's the first one? So your parents will help you research on what, like, internet providers to use, gas companies, electric companies. Bills. Yes.

Did your parents do that for you? No, I found all of mine. All right, yeah. Good. No, no for you. All right, what else? Scheduling appointments for you. Like doctor appointments or other appointments you may have. People do this as adults?

I just get my wife to do it. Oh, yeah. Okay. Did your parents do that for you? My mom's helped me a few times. She has better connections than I do. Oh, boy. Okay, what else?

Building credit, so they help you to establish yourself. You know, I was with a guy. He said his parents opened a credit card for him. He didn't even know for like three years, and they bought two or three things a year. and didn't tell them, and they gave them good credit. It's good parenting. That's a good idea. That was a fantastic idea.

Did your parents do that, Morgan number two? They helped me with opening a credit card, yeah. They're still signed on to it, but I do all the pain. Still now? Right now? Just in case, but I still, I pay for everything. Today? Just in case what?

Well, I know, but my dad did that for me in college, because, again, he knew that would be good for my credit. So that was, but then when I finished college, I cut it up and was on with life. Yeah, but you're not a millennial like she is. They get taken care of later. Yeah, I'm on the cusp. Give me one more, Morgan, number two. Anything that you still do as well? Setting up your insurance, which my parents did help me set up my insurance.

So three of those four your parents are still involved in. Yeah, in some way or another. Well, and that's the millennial minute. That was The Millennial Minute with Morgan II. You feel like you're pretty independent? Yeah, I do. I mean, I'm definitely lucky. My parents are awesome.

Why are you laughing, lunchbox? You think you're independent. everything you just read, your parents still do for you. There is nothing independent about that. You have their credit card. No, it's my credit card. They're just signed on to help me. Yeah, just in case they need to pay it.

To help you what, though? No, no, no. It was just to help establish credit. Honestly, they could probably cut it off and I want to be an issue now. It just hasn't happened. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's easier not to deal with it. It's just fine.

And your mom helps you with appointments. She has better connections. That was the Millennial Minute with Morgan 2. She doesn't like to be interrogating. Yeah, guys. Stop interrogating her, please. See how we all swarmed? Yeah, sorry about that Miss Independent.

This, oh. What's that song? Miss Independent. Lunchbox's mom used to take him to the doctor when he was 31 years old. Wait, so what are you complaining about? No, she didn't. He just needed comfort. He just needed.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Lunchbox's mom would give him naked sponge baths when his ankle was broken. I had surgery, ankle surgery. Couldn't get it wet. But there was no reason for you to take your underwear off. Yeah, you can wrap that in like. I've got to be clean everywhere. She's like, yeah, but you're talking about.

And you feel like since it's your mom, she's seen it before. Yeah, my mom's seen it before, so she'll see it again. It's okay. You think she'll see it again later in life? Yes, she's my mom. It's not a big deal. What are you talking about? Why did she see it later?

This is crazy. It's a whole thing. His mom gave him naked baths. When his ankle was hurt. I had ankle surgery. And I, I, I, would not just like a, oh, I nicked my ankle. He did have to wear one of those boots for a while. Okay, but you can put your leg out of the bat.

I went under the knife. Okay. So what? Thank you, lunchbox. That was the Millennial Minute with Morgan 2. There it is. What's the last thing you look at before you go to sleep? Either your significant other or your phone.

Well, it's not my phone. I set my alarm with my phone away at some point, especially for watching something together. So I would say my computer screen and then my significant other, nighty night. Do you get McKisca night? Every night? Not every night. No. that's true

no it's not that we don't care but sometimes we're just falling asleep he puts his little high mask on and he puts his ear plugs in and then you know we're watching something and then wait he's watching

something with you with eye mask and earplugs well I'm just saying at that point like when he's ready to go to bed I may still be watching but sometimes he may be going to sleep one of us falls asleep for the other that's why the kiss doesn't happen but it may happen like when we're cleaning up the kitchen

every night every night it's beautiful bones thank you yeah good luck with that I see if you remember so you say it's say it's your last thing you see is your significant other? Yes.

And then the last thing you see is? Well, yeah, I know you've been smart here. No, I'm not. You just... I would say this week, the last two weeks has been a book. That is good. That's better than me. We should read more.

Well, I've been watching TV every night of my life, and I've shut the TV off. At last night I had terrible nightmares. But other than that, I've been reading every night. So it's been a book. Most I'm phone or computer. I don't have a girlfriend or anything yet. But I will. And I've kissed her every night before sleep.

And if I come in and she's asleep, come her look at it. Oh, it's beautiful. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Something look forward to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you. Maybe that's a challenge.

We need to do it. Eddie, we should take that as a challenge to do that. What? According to a new survey, 25% of people say it's their phone, and 75% of people say it is their significant other. So one and four.

More than one third couple say they have in their phones in bed has a negative impact on their sex life. Their phones in the bed. Where's the phone strategically placed is what I wonder Mine's on my nightstand Is blocking? Yeah, it's like not allowing that to happen We're gonna, in 10 years we're gonna get these phones

And they're gonna go, you guys were such idiots To have these phones near your head for all those years. Yeah. Like smoking? Yeah. And they were just like a bunch of idiots. I know, I keep trying to explain to my kids that sugar's gonna make them sick one day and they don't get it.

That tastes so good. I know. Amy says her daughter, by the way, speaking of her kids, her daughter wants to be in band. Yeah, she brought home a permission slip for me to sign, and I signed it, and I thought she's never been exposed to a band before because this is her first time in American school, like the real deal. She's in sixth grade, so there's a band.

And I was like, do you know what instrument you want to play? And I didn't expect her to come back with an answer, and she confidently told me the flute. Oh, boy. She's so excited about the flute. What's up, Lexbox? Amy. What? Your kid is just learning how to be in America and all this.

Try to steer it towards sports. Let her have an easier trick. Oh, I think band's awesome. You keep those skills your whole life. Name one famous flutist. Oh, flautist, I believe. One of their called. But I know for me it's more of music and learning music than it is a specific instrument.

I agree. I wish I had done band. But I think I was on lines of like, oh, when I was younger, just being honest, I kind of thought band wasn't really my jam. like I was more into trying to do what was considered to be more popular, and I regret that. No. Because how many friends did you make that you still talk to because of being cool? A lot of them.

No. I'm not know. I still runs this all as high school. I love my high school friends, but no. Exactly. You don't hear anybody saying, oh, my flutist friend. Oh, my gosh. Okay.

All right. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Let go. We're transmitting across America. Well, well, it looks like Aretha Franklin died. Oh, man. Yeah, I'm seeing four minutes ago from the Associated Press.

Publice is for Aretha Franklin says the Queen of Soul died at her home in Detroit. He said died Thursday, so today. But, you know, we talked about it yesterday, and she had been sick, and she was in hospice. And so, what do you have there? It's from TMZ. Aretha Franklin, known for having one of the greatest voices in music history and for hits like respect and natural woman, died Thursday after a long battle with cancer. Again, this is from TMZ.

Aretha passed away in her Detroit home where she was under hospice care. She had been in failing health for many months and she was down to 86 pounds. She was surrounded by friends and family when she passed. Well, that sucks. Ah, man, some good music, though.

I tell you, we're flipping through it yesterday a little bit. I mean, just to hear the Aretha's stuff. like natural woman, respect. What's some of the other ones we were playing? If you even know. Well, I mean, we played more than that, but now those are the only ones I can think of at the moment. But gosh, I mean, it's so great she was able to be in her home

with family and friends by her side. I know exactly what that's like, and it's so special for your family to be a part of that. It's hard to watch a loved one go through that, but she's no longer in pain anymore. And, but she left behind quite the same. The legacy. Yeah, for sure.

Natural woman. I pulled up the list. As I was talking, I was trying to find it. Looking out on the morning rain. I used to feel so uninspired. Face another day. Yeah, if you just started this on, Ruth Franklin, apparently just passed away.

I mean, come on. This is like the jam still. Maybe one of the most famous songs in American popular music. Everybody knows that song, right? Yeah. Don't they put that in cartoons and stuff too? It's everywhere.

Like kids know it too because of cartoons. What else we got here? You better think. You better think, think about what you're trying to do to me. Chain of fools. Call me. There you go. Well, rest in peace, Ruth of Franklin.

Boy, you did leave us lots of musical treasures that we're going to continue singing for years. Even when we're gone. People will be singing them. Rest and peace here. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Okay, so, something that's popular. right now is called a red wine float. It's similar to a root beer float, but it's a wine milkshake. Mm-hmm. And some people are doing it with like dark chocolate ice cream over red wine or something,

so it doesn't have to necessarily be vanilla. But add a little seltzer in there as well and some chocolate syrup, boom, you got yourself a red wine float. I never had red wine, but it's, it, wine smells gross. So I'm asking you, does that sound appealing to you? Red wine and chocolate goes nice in my mind. I don't even like dark chocolate. I like milk chocolate. Ooh, it's good stuff. I like creamy chocolate. Ooh.

I like super chocolate. Oh, super chocolate. Anything of it's dark chocolate. What are the other kinds of chocolate? Milt milk. Powder chocolate? Like nestly quick? That's good stuff.

Spoonful of that. All of it. Dog chocolate's not like it. What else am? Okay, so did you know there's an area on your face called the triangle of death? Yeah. It stretches from just above your nose down to both sides of your mouth. And yes, if you pop up your mouth.

and yes, if you pop a pimple in that area, you could die. It could cause an infection. Let's not be dramatic. No, it's what it says here. It's called the triangle of death, and it could cause an infection that could spread straight up into your brain. And, you know, well, rest in peace. Oh, gosh.

What's it called again? The triangle of death. Which, I mean, I always pop pimples in that area. Me too. The urge. I even try to extract things that aren't there. All right, what else is saying? Sometimes it does cause, like, my brain.

to hurt a little bit. And I don't know if y'all checked out, or if anybody follows Aerosmith on Twitter, anybody? Or Stephen Tyler. I love Aerosmith, though, but no, I don't follow him on Twitter. So, Stephen Tyler was on the Today Show yesterday, officially announcing his Las Vegas residency, and he was doing a walkthrough where tons of fans were hanging out, and at one point he's walking through the crowd, and a guy jumped out in front of him, put his arm around him and tried to sneak a selfie. Stephen ducked under his arm, pushed him away, but then he's irritated, but then someone else is filming it, and you see him get back into character of like, yeah, what's up?

Well, I probably scared him that someone jumped on him. Well, he later went to his Twitter because the guy posted the video of it. So then Stephen retweeted it with a caption up top that said, No time, bro, this is live television. Come to the show if you want an intimate experience. Also, don't be jumping out on people like that.

Yeah, and that was the other thing too. It's got to be a little freaky and scary for him because it definitely caught him off guard a little bit. Yeah, I see it. I would have been scared. It's some idiot dude just jumping right on him. Yeah. But it's funny also, too, to see.

Stephen's face go from irritated to then like, oh yeah, oh yeah. I'm on TV again. Be cool, be cool. Yeah. Wow. Come on. Yeah. So, yeah, that's my pile.

That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Bonds. I know the show's over, but if you're just craving more of hearing me talk, which who's not? I mean, yeah, I wake up and I'm like, can't wait to hear Bobby talk. There's that John Party and I doing a bobby cast at my house last night. Check that out. I think John Party's fantastic, like as a dude, but his story's interesting and how he got stabbed so many times. Let's go listen to it.

Search Bobbycast, IHeart Radio, or wherever you get your podcast. John Party was over at the house last night. Gonna go get some business to get to, some work stuff to get to. We got a bunch of meetings, so I got to get out of here. Anything you want to say, Amy, today? No, just hoping everybody has a great day. Love it when you say that. We'll see here on Friday.

Cole Swindell in tomorrow. We'll talk to Morgan Evans tomorrow, and yeah, yeah, it'll be a good one. dance parties tomorrow too. Thank you. Goodbye and have a great day. The Bobby Bones Show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up. It's a lot. Well, now they're Simply Safe. They have completely changed the game. Simply Safe has no long-term contracts, no hidden fees, no being trapped.

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