The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox And Raymundo Try Smashing Watermelons With Their Legs! + Lunchbox Involved In 9-1-1 Pursuit + 'Celebrities In The Wild' Game
Episode Date: June 10, 2021Lunchbox and Raymundo both try to win money by smashing watermelons with their legs. Can they pull it off? Lunchbox called 911 again but this time got involved in a chase. Scuba Steve says he saw a ce...lebrity while getting his beard trimmed yesterday. He gives us clues and we try to figure it out. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Welcome to Thursday's show.
We have a situation in our house now where we have two dogs,
and I've mentioned Eller.
I mean, she's probably eight or nine months old now.
She's in heat
But she's almost out of it
But she's starting to kind of be normal
Just bleeds a little bit
But we have to kind of keep her in her own space
That has a doggy door
That goes out to the yard
So we got that kind of under control
Stanley, our bulldog
Is fine
He's hurt his foot
And he's got like a cut in between two paws now
So we're kind of managing that
He also has a situation
Where he, I used to think he saw something outside
I would start barking at night
It'd be like a limb, a leaf
The wind
I don't know
And the only night he'd go row row row
I start barking.
It would always freak me out because I've still some PTSD related to being jumped or having a gun in my head or having my house broken into.
It just had a lot of situations all at once that still affect me when I sleep at night.
And so I was like, okay, man, I'm going to put you.
He now goes to a bedroom at night, same bed, and he stays in that bedroom.
That way he can't see outside.
He can't look out the windows outside of the living room and see anything out there that messes him up.
So in the middle of the night, I still hear him at times.
It's muffled because the walls go,
so we put one of those little cameras in his room,
one of those little dog paw cameras or whatever they call them.
Yeah.
And you can watch.
He has nightmares where he wakes up and just starts barking.
It's never anything of people outside.
We tracked him, and all of a sudden he's sleeping.
He's in a room with all walls, and he wakes up and just,
before his eyes even open, roo, right, right, right, he just starts barking.
Poor little guy.
Listen, it could not be a nightmare.
It could be fun.
He could be playing ball or something.
Okay, well, then that changes how I feel like it is.
It's the weirdest thing where he just starts sleep barking.
So weird.
So it isn't as loud.
It doesn't wake me up.
It doesn't freak me out as much now because I would always think,
well, he's seen somebody outside.
It's going to come into murder us.
Right.
And we have, like, crazy security.
We got security all around.
We got people hiding in the bushes with guns, basically.
Yeah.
And so I just say that.
It does scare anyone thinking about it.
But that's been kind of the issue we've been dealing with at home.
It happened last night.
We looked at the stuff this morning and figured out he barks and his sleep and wakes up,
and that's all it is.
It's him not seeing stuff.
He hasn't seen anything.
I feel like I made a minor breakthrough here.
Margo, you are on the Bobby Bone Show.
Margo and Boston is on the phone.
Hey, Margo.
Well, let me tell you something.
That song you played about Grandma being naked was hysterical.
I am a grandmother and a great-grandmother, and I laughed all the way home because I had a similar experience.
I have seven grandchildren.
grandsons and one of them walked in on me one time.
I mean, not as old as I am now, but maybe when I was about 55.
And it was like, oh, my God.
And we just looked at each other.
We didn't know what to do.
He turned around and walked out.
And then when I came out of the bathroom, I said,
next time somebody's in the bathroom, you need to knock the doors shut.
He said, I am really sorry, Graham.
But, yes, I just thought that was so incredible.
Thank you.
I can relate to it.
And I said,
whoever is complaining needs to get a life.
Thank you.
Because that was such an amazing song.
And, you know, people probably my age
can relate to it.
And people might give it a Grammy.
That's what I say.
Give that song a Grammy.
What she's talking about is on yesterday's show,
I mentioned we're getting a lot of complaints.
No, a few complaints about a song from Eddie and I,
The Raging Idiots, that we recorded live in concert,
called the Grandma song.
And this is about real life.
My grandma adopted me for a long time, and it was like my mom for years and years.
And it really happened.
And so, Margo, I appreciate that call.
That's why we write songs, you know, to relate to the people.
That's right.
It's time to open up that mailbag.
You send an email and we read it all the air.
It's something we call Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Hello, Bobby Bones.
My wife and I have enjoyed listening to your show for a couple of months.
After months and months of COVID, I just started going back to the gym.
I'm looking to get back in shape.
I need some motivations.
I'm looking for suggestions for songs to add to my workout playlist.
What is your current go-to workout song?
Signed Heather.
You know, it's weird.
I don't only have a go-to as a current one.
I have a go-to that's just always.
Like, if there's one workout song that I would put on your list,
it's this one.
It's Kanye Power.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
When this comes on, this part here,
like whatever I'm doing, it elevates about 20%.
And it's like the cadence.
this. Hey, in the 21st century, doing something mean to. Like, to me, that's the one.
It's a good tempo, too. If I'm riding the bike or if I'm running, Kanye Power is for me the
song. Amy, what about you? I have more of a current jam, and I don't know that it has a great
workout tempo, but it just gets me in a good mood, and it's Justin Bieber Peaches.
That's good, though. I'll listen to a playlist sometimes I'm working out, and this comes on,
And then I have a peach
up for the workout
I can make you feel better
No, that's a good one
That's a good one though
Yeah, that's it
Eddie?
I don't really work out
But lately I've been training
For this walk
So I've been listening
Some Bob Marley
A little jamming
Oh, it's just chill
You know?
I tell you, I don't like
Bob Marley
Controversial opinion
Yeah, unpopular opinion
Yeah, I just
It all sounds the same to me
This is not gonna pump me up
To me this is like
It's more of not
Quick workout fast
It's very slow
and I can do this for an hour.
But, right, like you do what does you.
Right?
That does you good, this kind of music.
I just, I can't, the Bobmore,
three songs in, I don't know the difference in songs.
But that's just because I'm not cultured in it.
Oh, you're saying they all sound the same.
Exactly.
I also, I know I'm too dumb to get it.
I don't get dance music sometimes either.
Uh-un-un-un-so.
Song changes.
It's the same song, different song.
That's just because I'm not cultured in it.
Oh, man, this is like a state of mind.
I love it.
But like unpopular opinion,
I don't think Bob Marley is that good.
Yeah, you hear that?
America's going, boo.
I know, and that's okay.
That's okay.
Neil Young?
Ooh, he's good, too.
I love Neil Young.
Beyonce?
What?
Yeah, I'm kind of, I'm not obsessed with Beyonce.
Some of the stuff I like, but, you know,
but I'm not supposed to.
What are you going to say next?
Taylor Swift?
No, Taylor's great.
Okay, good.
Who else's unpopular opinion?
Creed?
No.
No, Creed's awesome.
I try to get you on that.
Hey, Ray, what about you?
When you're lifting, what do you do?
Well, this was when I was running.
This song came on.
It's Hello by Pop Smoke, and I ran about twice as fast.
When I'm working out, it's mostly all hip-hop stuff.
Maybe I'll trickle in some Brothers Osborne stuff, but I need that aggressive beat if I'm hitting it.
Almost no country stuff.
Too slow.
Unless it's Brothers Osborne.
I just need...
Or it's hip-hop stuff.
Mostly, though, I'll go...
I'll put on IHAT radio the 90s hip-allet playlist.
And then I'll do a lot of that 90s stuff.
Because, you know, I like to feel, you know, young and fit again.
You should dabble with a little bit of boot scooting boogie and Chattahoochee, man.
Good tempos on those.
No?
I need to get pumped up.
Morgan, what about you when you're at the gym?
Oh, it's Take It All Back by Judah and the Lion.
That's a good one.
Hy-up.
Oh, this is good.
Eddie, I didn't know you didn't listen to workout music.
I wouldn't ask you this question.
I mean, I just don't work out a lot, but I have been lately.
Walking?
Walking, man.
Do you appreciate
the mall walkers even more now?
Yes.
Yes, because you don't realize
how fast they're walking.
They're not doing a stroll
in the park.
They're power walking.
And that's harder than you think.
Do you think about weights?
Do you walk with weights at all?
No.
Training?
No.
Should I?
You just days away.
Yeah.
Should I carry around some weights?
Maybe.
What you're supposed to do
is create an environment
to where when you really are performing
that it's easier
than when you're training.
Yeah, like you train harder
than you're performing.
Which are you training
carrying a backpack?
because you are going to be carrying a backpack.
No.
I haven't even thought about that.
Oh my.
This is not.
He's this training.
He's just like, I think today I'm going to go walk five miles.
My wife did say that.
You have no plans.
But at least his feet are getting kind of ready.
11 days out until Eddie walks from West Virginia to Tennessee.
Yeah.
My wife says she's going to get me one of those belts, you know, like the back braces that the cart people at the grocery store have.
And I'm like, I don't think I need that.
She's like, no, your back is kind of weak.
I would take everything possible.
I'd have too much.
It'd be better not to use it than to need it and not have.
Have it.
Okay.
So take it all.
But today you need to train with a backpack on.
Okay.
Put something in the backpack or just the backpack?
Like whatever you're going to have in there, it needs to weigh.
Not an empty backpack.
I think Bobby's right.
You create an environment for yourself where you've gone up like ankle weights, maybe like three pound weights in your hand,
weight something on your back.
And that way.
The old ladies that walk around with weights in there.
Whatever I walk with weights.
You're 10 days out.
Right.
That's like I said.
You're 10 days out from the walk.
Oh, boy.
Not 11.
All right.
All right, hey, thank you for that, Heather.
We gave you some songs there.
There's a list for you to put on to your list.
I mean, all that's good except Bob Marley.
Hey, come on.
Maybe when you cool down.
All right, that's the mailbag.
We've got your email and we read it on the air.
Now it's about to close Bobby's Mailbag.
Yeah.
Morgan, if they want to email us, what do they do?
Mailbag at Bobbybones.com.
We were talking about old movies last week, and Amy, Eddie, neither had seen Old Yeller.
And I was like, you guys got to watch.
O Yeller. So they had two weeks
to watch the movie. Eddie, you have to watch it tonight or tomorrow.
Yes, I'll watch it tonight, no problem. But you have to leave
the room for three minutes as Amy reviews it. Okay, I'll get out of here.
Because I don't want her to spoil it for you. Oh, yeah. You don't know
what happens? No, I'm no idea. I didn't either, but now I do.
Okay. Eddie, you have to go. Okay. So Eddie's leaving
the room and we're going to review O Yeller because
there is, it's okay to spoil it just because the movie's been out.
In the 50s? Or the book was from 19-70 years ago.
50-something. So, you watch our
yellow, black and white or color?
It color-ish.
Early stages of adding color?
It's early stages of color.
I think I probably would have enjoyed the book more, maybe.
Okay.
What'd you think about it?
It's very depressing and sad and awful.
About a dog.
But was the movie good?
It's fine.
It's fine.
I think I would have enjoyed the book better.
I'm just going to say that.
It was a little slow at times.
Drug out.
Things that I think were supposed to be exciting scenes.
I was like, what?
It's the 50s or 60s, Amy?
I know, I know, I know.
It's cute.
The little boy and the dog, so cute.
And then, yeah, then you get to the part where the dog gets bit by a rabid wolf and gets rabies and starts
freaking out on the family.
And then the little boy has to step up and, like, push his mom out of the way and take
the gun.
He's like, I'll do it, Mom.
And he has to shoot his own dog.
I was like, this is the most traumatic thing ever.
It's awful.
It's awful.
Awful.
I am not emotionally in a place to watch something like that or have to take it in.
It was too much.
I couldn't believe it.
And you know, it made me think back.
My boyfriend in college, like, had a dog that, you know, had bits and people.
Like, it got real bad.
And it was going to have to get put down anyway.
And he was like, I don't know if he'd, like, freaking watched Old Yeller.
I never knew that that's what Old Yeller was about.
and he had a ranch.
Like, I don't know why he felt like he had to do it.
But he did that.
He shot his own dog.
I mean, and it messed with him mentally for years.
Like, I remember watching him be super emotional about it.
And I'm like, oh.
What do you rate it?
How do you rate a movie like that?
Don't watch it.
It's how I rated it.
I mean, I guess, one star?
One doll.
One doll.
I mean, obviously, it's a classic tale.
But what in the world?
Like what traumatic thing did that author go through that felt like they needed to put that?
I mean, maybe they had to shoot their own dog.
1957.
It's a drama for kids and family.
No, it's not for kids.
It's on Disney Plus, by the way.
It's not for kids.
It's an hour and 23 minutes long, so not a long movie.
No.
100% on Rotten Tomatoes from the critics and 79 from the audience.
And you give it what percentage?
1%.
Listen, there was a part where the old Yeller got attacked by hogs.
And I thought that that's how he was going to die.
Because, again, I didn't know.
I just knew that he died, but I didn't know how.
And I was like, oh, my gosh, I can't believe he's dying death by hogs.
And I thought that was tragic.
Like, it was awful to see him getting eaten by hogs.
No, it's worse than that.
Later on in the movie, he gets bit by a wolf.
And then he gets rabies.
And then his owner, which is a kid, has to shoot him.
Oh!
Spare yourself.
I'm sorry you even had to listen to me recap it.
Yeah, it sucks.
It's the worst.
I know, I'm glad you guys watched it.
I thought Marley and me was the saddest dog movie ever.
It's not.
That's a tough one too.
I don't know.
That's a tough one.
My dog skips tough too.
I don't think anything's as tough as...
Oh, Yeller?
Yeah.
Well, we'll let Eddie review it.
He'll watch it tomorrow the next day.
Hey, put a smile back on your face.
And just be like, it's just amazing.
He fake him out.
Okay, okay.
And just be like, oh, five, I give him five puppies.
Okay.
Here it comes Eddie walking back down the hall.
Who will be watching it soon.
Like, I'm in therapy for enough right now.
And I'm pretty sure that Old Yeller is going to come up in a therapy session for me.
There he is.
It's so good.
Old Yeller.
I can't wait to hear your review.
I'm actually looking forward to it.
Yeah, you should be.
Can I watch this with my kids?
Yeah.
Okay.
Look, it's listed as a kids and family drama.
Yeah, they're going to love it.
From 1957, 100% positive on Rotten Tomatoes.
Wow.
On the critics and like 79 from the viewer.
Okay, so the critics, I mean, they know what they're talking about.
I don't know if that's true or not.
Like get popcorn and candy.
Andy, it's good.
But here's what Amy didn't like.
It's color, but barely color.
Like from black and white.
He loves old movies.
I do.
So what is it, 1960s?
1957.
Oh, I love that.
Okay.
Cannot wait.
Let us know what happens tomorrow next day.
You got it.
Do I have to buy this?
No, it's on Disney Plus.
You got it.
Perfect.
I love that.
It's even better.
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The CMT Music Awards were last night and here are the big winners.
Carrie Underwood won video of the year with John Legend for their collab on Hallelujah.
Gabby Barrett won female video of the year and Kane Brown won.
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Morgan number two, that's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Jonathan Carlisle is an Amazon delivery driver in Ohio, and he was like, man, I'm not going to get that COVID vaccine.
I don't need it.
I'm good.
And then he sees, hey, we're giving away a million dollars a week to someone that gets the vaccine.
He's like, hey, you know what?
Give me that shot in the arm.
And he got a call on Wednesday from the mayor.
He won a million dollars.
What?
They got it because of the lottery drawing.
Wow.
I mean.
Yeah, I guess the governor calls him and says, hey, you won.
And he said, hey, mayor.
We had two guys here.
I thought they were the same person.
No.
The governor is bigger than the mayor, huh?
That's true.
And the governor called him and said, hey, you won.
And he said, he about lost it.
I mean, he got it because of it.
Amazing.
Yeah. He won't a million dollars for getting a vaccine.
I should make it tax free too.
Where was that from again?
Ohio.
Yes, I got the vaccine.
I got a crispy cream donut.
And you also get to go and live with decent health.
That's true.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was tell me something.
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Nathaniel in Kentucky is on the phone.
Nathaniel, how are you, bud?
I'm good.
How are you, sir?
Pretty good.
What can I do for you?
Hey, so I'm going to be taking my CDL permit test in about two weeks.
I know that you took yours for breaking bobby bones,
and I was just going to see if you have any advice for me or anything that trips you up.
Yeah, all of it did.
I'd never even been in a truck when I took mine.
I think that was the problem with mine was they were like, hey, go study for this test,
learn all this stuff, then go take it.
and I was like, I've never even been in an 18-wheeler, like, one time.
And they were like, yeah, don't worry about it.
So I just had to memorize word combinations.
I don't know what some of the stuff was.
You ever been in a truck before, Nathaniel?
I've driven box trucks, but not 18-wheeler.
There are like gears and brakes and air brakes.
And for me, I would say just don't expect to pass it the first time.
You'll learn so much more when you take it the first time and don't pass
and then go back again two weeks later and do it again.
So don't have your heartbroken whenever you don't pass it the first time.
I hope you do, but for me, heck, I didn't pass one of my tests the first time.
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And I feel like I'm good at taking tests.
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I have a few times I can take it, but the quicker I get it, the quicker I move up.
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It's going to be tough.
Maybe you have an advantage because you've been in a big truck before, even though not an 18-wheeler.
I still haven't seen that episode that I, the 18-wheeler episode that I've done.
They showed some preview
And you were getting on the highway
And I'm nervous already
Yeah, that's it
I haven't seen that episode
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It was really scary
It's one of the best episodes
It's one of the
Because the girl I'm with
It has a crazy inspiring story
And then I'm welding
Where I probably burn myself nine times
At one time
I'll tell you this spoiler
They have to shoot water on me
Because you were like catching on fire?
Yeah, my shirt caught on fire.
Oh, boy.
So that's this Sunday on Nat Geo.
But Nathaniel, you got this.
I would do, I went and took tests on the internet.
There are apps you can download for free
and they give you tests.
Just take every kind of test you can take.
And then let us know how you do.
All right, man, that's my best advice.
Go search out tests and take the tests
and see how you do there.
That's what I did.
All right, man.
All right, thank you so much.
See you, by good luck.
It's a rough world out there on the mean street to the 18-wheeler.
It's time for elder versus millennial.
It's Eddie the oldest on our show versus Morgan number two, the youngest on our show,
answering questions about each other's generation.
They each get three questions.
So far this season, Morgan's up, 2 to 0.
Let's meet the competitors.
Here we go.
Up first, he's the dad of four.
I call him the Hispanic who don't panic.
He's the guy who always smiles.
And in 10 days, he's walking 100 miles.
It's producer, Eddie.
I like that.
His opponent, she runs all of our digital.
She likes to party on the weekend,
and now she has a new mysterious boyfriend.
That's right.
Morgan number two.
Where was the rhyme there?
Weekend, boyfriend.
I do M&M style there.
Okay.
It has been words sometimes.
Boyfriend.
If I were rapping it.
Weekend.
Yeah, it's like, here I am hanging on the weekend,
doing the thing, doing it with my little boyfriend.
Okay, that works.
Okay, let's go.
Eddie, hear your three questions.
Eddie, you are 42 years old.
Yes, I am.
These are questions that Morgan should know who's in her 20s.
Okay.
This was the theme song to what 2000's Nickelodeon show.
I will play it for you now.
Oh, this is easy.
I mean, that is Miley Cyrus singing that, so that's Hanna, Montana.
That's incorrect.
Oh.
Morgan, do you know what theme song that is?
I don't know.
I'm taking a shot in the dark here that is victorious.
It is Zoe 101.
Yes.
And that is Jamie Lynn Spears singing the song.
Oh.
Eddie, come on.
In the movie, 10 Things I Hate About You,
what song does Patrick serenade Cat with?
Ten Things I Hate About You.
Is that Matthew McConaughey?
You're not going to answer that?
Okay.
In the movie, 10 Things I Hate About You,
What song does Patrick serenade Cat with?
Big scene.
I'm going to guess, I love you, baby.
I love you, baby.
What would you?
Say the song
The song? I love you, baby.
Mike?
No.
Morgan?
I mean, you're right on the song.
That's the song?
But I don't know what the title is.
Get out.
Dang, I was just getting messing around.
Like, really?
Is it just I love you?
I just said that.
No, you said I love you, baby.
Is that your answer?
I love you.
Incorrect.
What is it?
If you remember, he goes up to the press box,
he gets the microphone and it's singing on the bleachers.
Maybe I have seen that movie.
can't take my eyes off you.
Oh, can't take my...
Wow!
And then the band comes...
It's the whole thing.
Oh, man.
So it was somewhere in my brain.
I guess I just didn't know.
You've got no points so far, Eddie.
Thank you.
No, not. That wasn't good.
No, I know.
That was not a compliment.
All right, here we go.
What are the names of the four main characters
on Sex and the City?
Yes.
Yes, yes, yes.
I'm going to go with four.
I have to come up with four names on this one.
So Sarah Jessica Parker, her name is Gale.
And then Sarah.
Gail.
Jenny.
Yeah.
And Pam.
Okay.
You went over for four.
Wow.
Morgan.
I have Carrie, Samantha, Miranda.
What is the last one? Hold on.
Oh my gosh.
This is going to make me so angry.
Three seconds.
Time.
You know?
Yes.
Charlotte.
Yeah.
She got the other three right?
Yeah.
She missed Charlotte.
No points for either one of you.
No one.
Let's go.
All I have to do is get one, Eddie.
Yeah, but I can steal.
But he could steal one later, you know?
Here we go.
Morgan, these are your questions.
What 1983 Tom Cruise
film featured the song,
time rock and roll by Bob Seeger.
And here is a clip of the song.
What, 1983 Tom Cruise
movie? Oh, you're doing it with your hands. This is when he
slides in, right? In his boxers. I know
the scene. Possibly?
I want to say, and I don't
know if it's correct, but I want to say it's misery
business, but I don't know if that's the right title.
I can so picture
Oh!
Misery business?
Misery business is the song by Paramore.
Wow. That is not right.
Eddie?
Yeah, that's risky business.
Risky.
It's like when Morgan was talking about iconic as Atlanta's
song and it was ironic.
We were like, you're so close.
Eddie got a point with the risky business.
That was the right scene though, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Morgan, what was the first name of Alyssa Milano's character on Who's the Boss?
And for reference, here is the Who's the Boss theme song.
Alyssa Milano's character, her first name.
I lost a three more two
Kate
Nasty in was you
We're singing, Morgan, give us a break here
What do you say it is?
I've never seen it before, so Kate
Kate, that's incorrect
Eddie, you can win the whole competition here
If you know Alyssa Milano's character's first name
Bones, I believe her name is Sam
Sam is correct
Yeah
Don't be so disappointed, man
That is correct
No, that's great
Here's the final.
Morgan, see if you would have got that.
In 1985, what concert raised $127 million for relief in Africa?
Would you have known that, Morgan?
No.
The Beatles?
The Beatles.
What concert?
Oh, like a Beatles concept.
Yeah.
In 85?
No concept whatsoever.
I think John Lennon died in 81 or something.
Yeah, he was dead by then.
Eddie?
I don't, I mean, Band-Aid?
Live aid.
Dang, so close.
You basically went misery business on that one.
But there is our winner, Eddie, everybody.
Get to the point.
What's that score, bones?
It's two to one now.
You do have one.
Nice job.
Thank you.
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If you've listened to this show for any amount of time,
you know that Lunchbox loves calling 911.
It's like he looks for reasons to hit those three buttons.
And you had to do it again yesterday.
Yes, I'm driving in the car,
roll up to a four-way stop about 7 p.m.
And the car to my right is hawk, hawk, hawk, hawk,
just laying on the horn.
And I'm like, huh?
And I rolled through the intersection and it keeps honking.
I'm like, that's not right.
So I reverse, pull up next to the car,
and I say, is everything okay here?
Who is in the car?
What did you see?
I just saw a woman in the car.
And I was like, what's going on?
And that's when a guy comes around the side of the car
and he has the keys in his hand.
And he's like, you're going to drive me home right now.
You're going to drive me home right now.
And I'm like, ma'am, are you okay?
Are you okay?
And she opens the door.
And she is visibly crying, upset.
And she goes, will you please call in my tags?
So she's saying, please.
What does that mean calling my tag?
Her license plate to the police so they can track the car or whatever.
And the guy was like, are you serious?
He was like, we're fine here, man.
We're just having a disagreement.
And I'm like.
He called you, ma'am?
No, man.
Oh, okay.
And I was like,
I was like, I don't know, man.
She looks pretty upset.
And he goes, no, no, it's no big deal.
Don't worry about it.
And then he goes, and he has the key.
So she's in the driver's seat.
So he had ripped the keys out of the ignition.
And so she can't lock the door because he has the keys.
She's obviously scared.
She asked me to call in her plates.
So I said, you know what?
I'm your man.
Doot do, do.
9-1.
What's your emergency?
Yes, ma'am, I got a domestic dispute here.
Oh, you use those words.
Absolutely.
They probably thought you were a cop.
and I said, we're at the corner of 14th and whatever.
And I said, oh, the guy's getting back in the car now.
They're driving away.
I said, we're headed east.
And then I followed them.
And I'm giving a play by play to 911.
Oh, they just ran a stop sign.
Oh, they just ran a red light.
What?
Oh, yeah.
So I had to run a stop sign.
I had to run a red light.
No, you didn't have to run a red light and a stop sign.
Listen, this lady's life is in danger.
I don't know what's going on.
She's obviously scared.
And so we are going on.
I'm like, we're passing the publics.
Oh, we're taking a left onto this road.
Oh, now we're going 65 north.
We're on the highway.
I'm on the phone with 911 for 17 minutes.
What?
They let you.
They wanted you to do this.
Well, the lady kept saying...
She probably was like, sir, be safe.
She's calling back.
I think we got disconnected.
No, no.
The lady was like, she was like, you're not,
are you directly behind them?
Give them some space.
I'm like, oh, no, no.
There are a couple cars ahead.
And then I'm like, all right, now they're doing this.
And she goes, sir, I'm going to need to advise you to stop following them now.
And I said, okay, okay.
And I said, so the cop's going to be here?
She goes, sir, we have done the dispatch.
You've done what you can.
I said, okay, this is the exit they're passing.
17 minutes on the phone with 911, no cop ever came.
But how long until she said stop following them?
At what minute?
15.
So for 15 minutes, they wanted you to follow the car?
Well, she said it at like 12 and then I get-
She started the conversation with it.
No, no.
At 12 minutes, she was like, okay.
Okay, you need to stop following them.
And then she kept saying, okay, now what are you passing?
Now what are you?
So I was like, I'm getting confusing signals here.
So I kept following.
And then after 17 minutes, she was like, I heard that you, I think there's a kid in your car.
Said, yeah, I got both kids and a pregnant wife.
Lunchbox.
You had a family.
I had my family in the car.
What did your wife say?
She was like, stay back a little bit.
Stay back a little bit.
She was a little nervous.
But guys, what am I supposed to do?
But my question is, after 17 minutes, where are the police?
Why did they never pull them over?
This woman was crying and told me to call in her plates
because she was scared for her life
and they never came.
What's the bigger story here?
We have three here.
I'm hoping eventually they came.
The domestic dispute on the side of the road,
guy, girl, that is a situation.
Second one is,
lunchbox is chasing him with his full family in the car.
Two young kids, pregnant wife,
and he's just like, all right, I'm on him.
Or three, the fact that he chased them for 17 minutes
you know, trying to...
I think you probably wanted to be a hero in some way, right?
Well, I wanted to make sure she was okay
because she was terrified. The woman was terrified.
She had... So this was mostly about that, honestly.
But also, I could have been the hero.
What was this mostly about? Just be for real.
Was it mostly about you helping her or getting on the news?
Helping and getting on the news. Like, just think if I save someone.
Like, I mean, how amazing would that be?
It's a good story. It is a good story. It's a feel good story.
And, you know, we would be doing it.
Tell me something good.
And...
What's the goal with you, you get?
getting on the news?
Like what does that mean to you?
Man, that's just a status symbol.
Like you can tell your friends, you can post that clip on Facebook.
Everybody like, oh my gosh, that's so cool.
And you look like a hero.
But, I mean, it was crazy.
It was an intense situation.
What are you going to say?
Well, he's on the radio every day.
Bigger than the news.
Who watches the news?
But I guess he's got the, it's the hero part of being on the news.
Yeah.
But you do come on here.
It's probably the sharing that you were on the news more than just being on the news.
Yeah, it's also that.
And then everybody's like, oh, what was it like?
You know, what's it like to be a hero?
Well, you know what's it like to be a hero?
Well, you know what I mean? It feels pretty good.
You know, it's a lot of pressure being a hero.
Everybody looks at you differently, but, you know, someone's got to do it.
Not all heroes wear capes.
Oh, do you want to actually throw that into a story.
That's the line I want to use on the news.
That's my, I've saved it.
What you should do is go, you know, not all heroes wear caves, but then you pull a cape out of your back pocket and put it on and go when this one does.
And then you like do the double switch up.
And then you fly off.
Well, no, that's hard to do.
Oh, okay.
Well, at least maybe he could run.
That's tough.
Run and then, like, throw a smoke bomb.
And then walk away.
You could be the smoke bandit.
But you don't know how it ended up.
No, but so, I mean, was it bad that I did?
I thought I did so.
It wasn't bad.
It's not bad, but, I mean, I, now I'm worried.
I don't know that I would have chased them with a pregnant wife and two kids in the car.
Yeah, because that guy, I mean, we hear about people pulling out guns all the time.
Like, who knows how to do you.
I get that you wanted to help her and I think you should have called 911.
But, like, you were putting your family in danger because if he were,
to be in a, you never know what that guy's willing to do.
Overall, we give you a thumbs up.
Yeah.
Good job by you.
I mean, and I was worried I was going to get pulled over running stop signs and red lights.
You shouldn't be running stops on to red light.
You're putting other people at risk.
Other people's lives at risk.
Well, I mean.
What do you say to that?
I make calculated risk.
Like, I look.
He assessed the situation.
I assessed.
And I was like, there's no car that.
Boom, go.
Do you trust an assessment, though, from a guy trying to get on the news?
Oh, man.
Well, I hope that they ended up okay.
I do.
I mean, I have no idea.
I've checked the news and I haven't seen any news stories.
That's what I was worried about.
Like, I was like after 17 minutes, come on, guys.
And they never came.
But I want to keep going.
But that 911 operator was pretty insistent on me stopping.
Well, good job.
We will say good job to you.
You want to call me something else?
We don't.
No.
You're a good guy.
You don't want to call me something else?
I don't want to use the H word.
Come on, that H word.
Come on, that's a big word.
Here's the voicemail from Michael in New York City.
I was just wondering now that consciousness
are starting back up if we're going to see the raging idiots in person anytime soon.
Thanks, Bobby.
Huge fan.
We are doing two shows.
We are doing Bobby Fest in New Bromble's, Texas, between Austin and San Antonio.
And we are doing a show in Wichita, Kansas.
And it's The Raging Idiots.
It's Russell Dickerson.
It's Maddie and Tay.
More acts to be named later.
But it is a festival.
It's an all-day festival.
So right now, just those two shows in two places that are sort of in the middle of the country,
two places we love.
So right now, that's just it.
But we'd love for you to come,
September 4th and 5th, I think.
That's Saturday and Sunday of Labor Day weekend.
And so come to the show, it's going to be just so much fun.
You can hear us play Grandma's song.
Yeah, live.
In the flesh.
In the flesh.
Is that not good?
So, but that's it for now.
Tickets at Raging Idiots.com.
But we're mostly excited to go back to concerts more than anything.
The Babo Show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So a surgeon was branding patients' livers with his initials.
Pretty sure we talked about this a while ago.
And obviously he was suspended for this.
But they concluded now that, well, he was still doing a good job.
Even though, yeah, he shouldn't have been putting his initials on their organs.
He's now free to practice again.
I'm okay with that.
Let's look at his body of work.
And let's see if the initials actually heard anything.
I'll say, quote, there was no impact whatsoever on the quality.
of his clinical outcomes.
If someone built me a house
and I go and I'm having to do a little work
inside the house and I see underneath the flooring
that Chuck,
Chuck Wilson put a CW down in the bottom of a piece of wood.
The architect? The builder.
The builder, okay.
I'd be like, dang, Chuck crushed this house.
Great job, buddy.
I'm glad you put that down there.
But what's going to happen now is every doctor
once this gets through,
every doctor's going to be like,
well, I'm going to sign the heart now.
I mean, it is kind of shady.
And as long as you do a good job,
sign away.
Yeah.
Well, in case people
didn't hear us
talk about the original story,
he was using a surgical laser
to burn his autograph
into patients' organs.
Hilarious.
But also not cool.
It wasn't hurting anybody.
It wasn't, but you can't do it.
It's not not cool, though.
I kind of like it.
No, I mean, I get it.
I don't think I would be mad.
I'm wondering, like, who...
I'm wondering if he chuckled to himself
as he's doing it.
Like, I'm wondering what's going on
in his head like, man.
They've got to get, you know,
surgeon Johnson's in it,
and then he underlined
it. I mean, that's hilarious.
If he did it to you, you don't know it.
So someone in the OR had to tattle on him.
And you know what?
Snitches get stitches. And then whoever puts those stitches in
to sign the inside of the wound.
All right. What else?
Okay, so I have the top things that your server or waiter
just does not want to hear.
So, first of all, they don't want to hear you say,
why do I have to wear a mask in here?
And then when it comes to them wearing a mask,
they don't need you reminding them about it.
The restaurant I go to all the time,
just lost their masks for the first.
first time. Oh, we don't do them? And I've been there for a year. No, they lost theirs.
What does that mean? They lost. The serving staff's not wearing their masks. Oh, yeah. That's what I mean.
Okay. Yeah. And then I didn't recognize some of them. They had weird. They had weird. They had weird.
And they had them all through their eyes because we go there at least once a week. And they're like, hey, what's
happened? I'm like, who are you? That is not your mouth. What did you do to my friend that just had
eyes? That is weird. One of them had a beard. It freaked me out. Give me a couple more of those.
I know you sanitized the table, but can I get some more sanitation wipes to just make sure you did a good job?
Yeah, B-Y-O-S on that.
They don't want to hear that.
And then the worst thing, it's not pandemic-related, it's just in general.
I know you're about to close, but can I still order this?
Ugh.
They say that that's one of the top things.
They do not like that.
I wait at tables.
I didn't mind that.
If we're not past hours, it is your job to buy whatever you want.
Just tip me.
Yeah.
That's it.
All right, one more.
Okay, so Trisha and Garth Brooks have said, well, at least Trisha is saying that they would consider
hosting their own talk show.
and they recently guest hosted for Ellen back in late May.
They had a great time.
The only problem is they would not want to have to go out to L.A. to do anything.
They would have to do it right here in Nashville.
Yeah, I think it's a Tricia only thing.
I don't think Garth wants to host a talk show.
You don't think so?
Yeah, and I saw Trisha talking about the story.
She goes, I would do a talk show from Nashville.
I just wouldn't go to L.A.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I don't think Gart's involved in the talk show.
He did go fill in on Ellen, but I don't think Garth is up for doing a talk show.
Okay.
I don't know what I read said that she's open to the podcast.
possibility of hosting a show with husband Brooks.
So we'll see what happens with that.
I'm Amy. That's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this guy Derek is about 20-something years old, mid-20s, and he's like, you know what?
I want to go to college.
But he's currently a janitor at an elementary school.
Well, the faculty there helped him map out a college plan so that he could keep his day job
being the janitor at the school, and then go to night school and get his degree.
And he just completed it.
He's 26 years old.
No longer going to be a janitor because he's now been hired as a PE assistant because he wants to eventually be a physical education teacher.
But he's got to continue more education at Auburn University.
Well, two things are really cool about this.
One, that they helped him, like schedule it out.
His fellow faculty.
Yeah.
Like he had a job, but they're like, hey, let's help you out.
We want to help you.
Yeah.
And then two, hopefully someone like lunchbox can see this.
We've been talking about him calling.
He has one class left to graduate college.
Three hours.
That's it.
This guy just finished it.
Yeah, I know.
I understand that.
And people like this, I read this.
I'm like, oh, that's cool.
But some people have a lot more time than I do.
And they have a, listen, I already got a job.
People go to college to get a job and get a degree because you want to get employed.
Look what I've been here for like 50 years.
What about after this?
Yeah, he had a job.
But like, what if, what if, what?
What if things change here and eventually then you have to go out and get a different job?
Ooh, you're in trouble, man.
I don't know.
I think about that for like a lot of us.
Like, what do we do?
I mean, I haven't really thought that far in advance.
I don't think about the future, like, what could happen.
I try to live in the now.
I got a job right now.
So we're riding that wave.
Yeah.
So are losers, I guess.
Yeah, sure.
Yeah.
Yeah, I mean, we get about 600 listens a week.
and if you translate that to dollars
that's about
well $600 a week
but you split that by three
that's not a lot of money man
That's tough
That's tough
Anyway two parts here
One that's awesome
And good for his fellow faculty
And then two
Lunchbox's in here this
And be motivated to finish
As one class
Just to your kids
Like finish what you started
I mean my kids
Don't even know what college is
It means nothing to them
If I graduate college
It might
It might
And I don't know
I can't remember
I said his name
but shout out Derek Harris, and he was a janitor at Waukucci Elementary School.
Interesting.
I don't know if you say that right?
I don't know.
It says what it says.
And I was thinking, if I was in elementary school and that's where I went, that would be funny.
Mike, is that really the name of that school?
Thank you.
All right.
Well, that's funny, too.
All right, that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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Here's a voicemail we got last night from Kate in Nashville.
Good morning, studio.
I was just calling to see if Bobby is worried that Eddie is not going to fit into his tucks for the wedding day
because he was worried about that back when he was doing the Matthew McConaughey diet.
And now that he's walking so much to train for his walk from West Virginia to Tennessee,
is he worried that he's not going to fit into his tuck.
All right.
for answering.
10 days out from Eddie's walk, by the way.
From West Virginia to Tennessee, just like George Strait said.
And I have been training a lot, so that's what she's referring to.
You know, I get it, but you lost a bunch of weight eating weird stuff.
Like 20.
20 pounds.
And then you put on a few pounds.
Like 5, between 5 and 7.
And now I think you'll walk off a few of that 5 to 7.
I think you're going to kind of be back to normal.
And I think it's cool that she's worried, she's wondering if you're worried that I want to get too skinny.
Like, that's cool to me.
I've never had that problem.
I thought it was the other way.
I thought...
No, because she says, like, I lost all that weight.
I got fitted, and then now I'm walking more, so she thinks I'm going to go down to, like, 140.
No, I don't think it's going to get too skinny.
I don't think so either.
I think I still worry about him doing the opposite.
Yeah.
Because I do like the pizza and the cheeseburgers.
We still have a ways to go before the wedding, and you already have your suit.
But they can let it out a little bit if they need to.
They won't.
Don't worry.
Are you sure?
Daddy's taking care of that.
I'm watching my diet.
It's weird when you call yourself Daddy.
Daddy?
I have four kids.
It's now time for the investigative.
Morning Corny. Now what's going to happen here is Amy's going to give us the morning corny,
but we have 90 seconds to figure it out. Team, are you ready? Ready.
Ready? Eddie?
Ready? Eddie? Lunchbox myself. We have 90 seconds. Amy, ready? What's a joke?
Ready? All right, here we go.
The Morning Corny!
What's Grandma's name that's 80% Irish?
What's Grandma's name that's 80% Irish?
Go. Lunchbox is Irish.
I'm Irish. Clover?
Clover the hip.
Girlma's name
It's like her name Amy
Yeah her name
Her name
80%
What's that? Lucky Charms
Leprecon
Iris
Oh
Iris
But what does that have to do with
That's 80%
Because three
No I don't
Oh 80% of the word Irish
Oh
Yeah
Boom
That's it
Grandma's name is 80%
Irish
And Iris is four-fifths
Of Irish
That's it
But that's like a riddle.
That's like what you do in some sort of like fancy pants.
We are college educated teachers.
Eddie, I don't know how he came with an iris.
It was like a college corny.
That was intense.
It's investigative though.
I know.
Anyway, we got it.
That's it.
The end.
You want to plug something real quick, Eddie?
We have 30 seconds.
You can always go to my Instagram.
I'm trying to work on TikTok at producer Eddie.
Come on following.
Yeah, listen to us on the sore losers.
If you're bored, if you get done with this show and you need something to listen to,
We're funny.
And then you can check out Breaking Bobby.
I have 20 seconds left.
Go, go, go, Boobes.
On Sunday night on Nat Geo.
At 10-9 Central, I will be doing commercial diving
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So that'll be at 10-9 Central on Nat Geo.
Nice word.
Five seconds left.
Oh, five seconds left.
I am radio Amy.
No, you don't get the plug.
Oh, why?
We figured it out way too early.
All right, hit that.
The Morning Corny.
What do you call Grandma, who is 80% Irish?
What do you call a Grandma who is 80% Iris?
Oh, hey, Grandma Iris.
Iris.
Not that funny, but still, we figured it out.
We solved it.
That wasn't a problem for us.
Guys, let's do it.
Full, wait, what is it, full eyes?
Clear eyes.
Clear eyes. Full hearts can't lose.
Good job, good job.
Thank you.
On the phone right now.
now Danielle in North Carolina. Hi Daniel. Morning studio. Morning. What's going on? I was calling on to get an
update on the celebrity letters. I know that y'all aren't doing them until there is an update,
but I actually sent them out and was going to check with y'all. Okay. We will also do an update
if you call and ask for an update. We're just not going to hit you in the face with no update anymore.
So Lunchbox sent three letters off as a seven-year-old. He sent one to Oprah, one to the rock,
and one to Carrie Underwood. That was two months ago? Two months ago. Any update?
Yeah, the update is I even got anything back.
Like, they don't care about their fans anymore.
They don't have time.
They don't check the mail.
Maybe they're used to email so they don't know what a mailbox is and they don't know how to go check it, but not a thing.
You see these stories about, oh, the Rock does this for these fans.
Well, what about a 7-year-old fan in Nashville?
Yeah.
Where's the story about what the Rock doesn't do?
Yeah, where's that?
Let's talk about that.
So, no, nothing.
My heart is starting to break.
Danielle, you wrote letters to people yourself?
We did.
So we got married in May, and we had.
actually sent out invitations with personalized letters at the end of December, early January,
and The Rock was one of them, and Luke Bryan was one of them. We actually got something back
from both of them. Wow. The Rock took until about March, so about three months, and it was a generic
signature on his photograph. For Luke Bryan, we actually got it a week before our wedding,
and it was personalized to me and my husband and said, love y'all, for it. And, for it.
with a picture and Luke Bryan's signature.
Wow.
That's awesome.
She got a even...
The Luke thing I get.
But the rock hits you guys back.
Wouldn't you send that out again?
It was end of December, early January.
So also with all the mailing issues,
it made it to them,
but it was about the end of March,
I believe, when we actually got something back.
There's still hope.
Hey, there's still hope.
Maybe the Rock's a good guy after all.
Huh.
We sent out 20 different ones.
We sent one to the studio, too.
but we only heard back from the tooth.
I didn't get anything.
Scooby Steve.
And that's what I...
We're the rock.
We're on here yelling at the rock.
We all...
Listen, if someone sends me something,
I sign it and send it back if it's a book.
Mostly I get books in here and I sign it all the time.
Scoobo Steve, what do you have to say about this?
I mean, we get a lot of things.
All kinds of books and wedding advice.
Is this what she's talking about?
No.
Yeah, what did you send exactly, Danielle?
It was a wedding invite and then a personalized letter.
Just stating how much we enjoy the show.
how much positively you bring.
We got that.
I was actually thinking about doing a bit with it about crashing a wedding.
Read some of it here.
Well, I mean, make sure this is the right.
I have Kelly and Brian.
Is that you?
No, that's not.
Okay.
But she knows them.
They're good people too.
Did we respond to Kelly and Brian?
No, no.
If someone doesn't ask for something back, we don't just send unsolicited things back in the mail.
But yeah, we get the wedding invite to say.
We can never go.
But apparently scuba was going to pitch a bit about going to one, though?
Where's that one, scuba?
This one is, they have some pretty good food
They got some flamenon, chicken parmesan
This one is in Pennsylvania
What are their names?
This is for
Kelly and Brian
And what town do they live in in Pennsylvania
Does it say?
East McKeeseport
Dang, congratulations to that young couple
Oh maybe we sent Ray and Bay
Oh, can you imagine?
That's the bit
They're the wedding grocers
Oh man
Well, Danielle, thank you for sharing
What did you say, Danielle?
I said Ray and Bay
would have been accepted at ours. We were cutting loose and having a good job.
Well, listen, they were accepted at Mike D's.
Oh, yeah, yeah. It was just Ray asking the grandma to go back to the hotel that, you know, we had to
bring that on the air. Well, thank you for the call. I hope you have a great day, and thank you for
the update, and we gave you ours as well. All right, have a good one.
Yes, thank you so much. All right, bye-bye. Bye-bye.
Here's a voicemail we got last night from April the truck driver.
Morning studio, so I am in Kentucky right now. Let me tell you, this is a key.
The cicadas are crazy here.
I just had wash off the windshield for like the fourth time because I just keep killing them all.
So, Ramundo, you are a little correct.
They're not as bad as you said they would be, but they are here.
So people are now starting to get hit with the cicadas a little bit.
Here's a story.
Cincinnati police say a cicada is responsible for a single car crash.
While the driver sustained only minor injuries, the cicada did die.
The cicada flew through an open window, hit the driver in the face.
Wait, what?
The cicada died.
The skater death, yeah. Come on, guys.
The skater flew in the car as it was driving.
And the person freaked out driving and drove into a telephone pole.
Because a big fat bug popped them in the face.
Swarms, and this is in Cincinnati, have covered the eastern part of the United States.
Where we are, we haven't been hit with them yet.
And if you're listening in Portland or Seattle, you're probably all good.
They're not going to kill you.
Abby, speaking of bugs, our phone screener, hey Abby,
I believe you were like driving a four-wheeler or something and a bug flew in your helmet.
Yeah.
Is that what happened?
Yes.
So where were you?
So we have land in Kansas, like in southeast Kansas and there's like dirt roads and everything and we have a four-wheeler.
And on my birthday, I was like 12 years old.
And I was driving like really fast on the dirt road.
And I don't do well with bugs in any situation at all.
And so it flew into my helmet.
I was going super fast and I like freaked out to get it out.
And so I took my hands off the handlebars and I kind of went down.
the hill and at that point it was kind of too late I was scared if I like tried to get back on the
road I would like flip so I just kept going and I ran into this it was a barbed wire fence basically
like the gate part the metal part and I really don't remember I just woke up underneath it and
my helmet flew off like into the field and it was crazy yes all because of that I mean you almost
died yeah yeah you don't remember what happened you just woke up on the ground I was like underneath
it it was still on underneath what under the four wheeler it was like propped up on the gate
and it broke it, it completely
like busted through the metal gate.
We had to get a new one.
Any broken bones?
I almost broke my collarbone.
Yeah.
I was like bleeding.
All because of a bug flying in your helmet.
Yeah.
I mean, if a cicada flew in my car while I was driving,
that would be tough.
You would?
I don't really got wrecked,
but I would probably slow down and try to pull over.
Because they're not going to hurt you.
But they're huge.
Sure.
I mean, it's the size of a big marble.
Like, it's maybe a golf ball.
Because Ray told me they're going to kill me.
Right.
But still if a big golf ball flies in your car and I still flying around.
I know. It's crazy.
That would be that that could cause you to wreck.
Some girls that grew up in my neighborhood, they were driving to school one morning,
and like a fly or some bug got in their car, and they started, like, swatting it.
They lost control and totaled their car on the way to school.
They hurt themselves?
Luckily, they were fine from what I can remember.
I just remember I was a kid, and I heard.
Oh, I thought this was like last week.
No, some girls I went, no, when I was a kid.
I thought you even went to school with like back in the day that now.
Oh, yeah, no, but still, it's just a reminder that, like, I would freak out too,
but you can't take your hands off the steering wheel.
Only to eat and pay credit card bills while driving.
Drive with your knees a little bit?
Not anymore.
Back in the day, though.
I do that.
Oh, me too.
I have a knees on the wheel.
Oh, for sure.
Do a little text messaging, have a little burger.
Read a book.
You guys mean, not anymore.
Don't do that crap anymore.
I told you about the time I hit a car because I was eating jelly toast on my way to school.
And I was so embarrassed.
I didn't want them to know I hit them because I was eating toast.
So I threw the toast in my console.
I was like, sorry.
I just, because I was like, I didn't want them
to know that that's why I wasn't paying attention.
I just thought, like, I got distracted another way,
and then I had jelly toast all over the inside of my console.
What way would have been okay?
Just, whoopsie?
I just, like, I don't know, like, traffic.
But it was bumper to bumper on I-35, and I was going, like,
I mean, I looked down at my toast.
The next thing, you know, I look up, I'm hitting a car,
and I was like, oh, it's just embarrassing to get busted eating and driving.
Ma'am, this is an officer-bones here.
I just need to ask you a few questions.
So what exactly causes an accident?
Uh, whoopsie.
Well, that's okay.
You don't get a ticket for this one.
It's better than jelly toast.
This should be easy, according to you guys.
I'll give you a very famous country song,
tell me the decade it came out.
If Tomorrow Never Comes by Garth Brooks.
Dang.
Okay.
What decade did that come out?
Everybody good?
Yeah.
Amy?
90s?
Lunchbox?
90s.
Eddie?
It's going to be late 80s, I think.
That first record came out in like 89, I think.
So you're going 80s?
Garth Brooks, If Tomorrow Never Come, came out in 1989.
Yeah!
So it's the 80s, yeah.
Close.
Man.
All right, next up, when did this song come out from Travis Trits?
And it's a great day to be alive.
I know the sun's still shining when I'm a world by life.
Just this go.
You just have a memory associated with songs.
And this song is so good, but my memory is so bad.
Now it's associated with him blocking me on Twitter.
Oh.
Every time you hear this long?
Every time.
Amy?
90s?
Lunchbox.
I remember listening to it in 93.
Eddie?
I'm going to go 90s.
It came out in the year 2000.
So it is the year 2000s.
What?
Next up, name the decade.
This is Fancy from Reba.
Amy?
80s.
Lunchboxes.
Amy loved this when she was a kid, but it was 90s.
Eddie?
I'm going to go to the fond of.
Bette it all in 90s.
Revan McIntyre Fancy came out of 1990.
Oh gosh.
Yes.
Killing me with these borderline ones.
Buy a new farm.
The next one, Ace in the Hole from George Strait.
You got to have an ace in the hole.
A little secret that nobody knows.
Life is a gamble, a game we all play.
All right, guys.
What do you have there?
Rainy Day.
You got to learn to play your cards, right?
Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na.
What decade? Lunchbox.
That guitar, like, definitely says 80s.
Amy?
80s.
Eddie?
That right there is an 80s song.
1989, that's great.
That is a jam, though.
I mean, Eddie is winning.
I missed one.
We can do one more just to see if lunchbox can get in this.
Amy got one right, finally.
I got two.
I've got two.
All right, Jake Owen, barefoot, blue jean night.
I'm never going to grow up a rock show
Dang
You guys good over there?
Yeah, I think so.
Amy?
2010s?
Or how do you call that?
Yeah, the tens.
The 10s?
Lunchbox?
2000s.
Eddie?
I'm going with the tens.
Barefoot Blue Gene Knight.
If it came out in the 2000s,
lunchbox is now tied for the lead.
Yeah, it has to be 2009.
That's what I guess is.
That's why I think you put it on that border to tease us.
Jake Owen, Bearfoot Blue Gene night came out in 2011.
Yeah.
Eddie, Amy.
Nice job.
You are the winner.
Thank you.
Thank you.
It's your day, buddy.
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I think Eddie's heart was in the right place, but he sent me this segment idea.
Hey, what if we talk about what hereditary health things were worried about?
Oh, I mean, yeah. This is...
It's real, right?
It can get dark.
Oh, yeah, because I don't even want to get started.
For example, you brought this segment up because...
My mom fell down, and she falls down a lot, and she fractured her hip.
And so now, and this has been going on for like 10 years, she had to get a little hip replacement
like a couple years ago.
She has a rod in her thigh, and I'm like, she's got brittle bones, and I'm worried to death
that my bones are going to be like that, too, in a few years.
So is this a segment we want to walk down?
Because it ain't going to make us feel good.
I mean, I think...
This is basically...
Tell me something bad.
But there are real concerns that people have, you know, like growing up.
You want to do the bit?
Yes or no?
I mean, somehow if we can like spin it and make it positive of like, okay, it's okay, it's natural for you to have these thoughts.
Because I know listeners have them too.
They have different family elements they probably think about.
But then you need to like take them in and then push them back out.
You don't need to think that you're going to get any of this stuff.
This is what I have to do.
Because I'm like, I'm going to think myself to cancer.
Like I really am.
But I have to think, no way.
No, I'm never going to get it.
I am never going to get cancer.
Well, I think the opposite.
I mean, both of my grandfather's died of cancer.
I have two things in my family.
Heavy addiction.
See, this is what I'm talking about.
Yeah, I know.
It's heavy addiction and alcoholism and everybody's died from inner cancer.
I got two things rocking me.
And it have had been.
My mom, my uncle, other family members are struggling with it now.
Or I have both grandpas have died of cancer.
So it's just like, well, I don't like this.
segment. Okay. All right. Let's not do it then. Yeah, let's not do it. And your cancer too,
right? Yeah, both my parents. That's why when I went to get my butt checked earlier than normal,
like about five years, they did the fingers up your butt. You were worried. Well, you guys gave me
a hard time. You're like, oh, he must want to do. And it's like, no, I have a history of cancer
in my family. I think you were going a little more than you should have gone. No, I just went
earlier. He liked it. No, none of that. That's what I'm saying with you guys. It's okay. We all do
Eddie's worried about brittle bones.
Brittle bones. Mine's addiction and cancer. Amy's the cancer.
Lunchpogs.
Alzheimer's. Because I don't want to forget people.
My grandma would forget things. I'd feed her breakfast.
And then she'd tell my parents, no, he didn't give me breakfast.
And, oh, man, that's just, that's a weird thing.
You don't remember anybody.
That is a terrible segment.
Even Scoobo Steve just looked in here and goes, what are you guys talking about?
What's Scoob's Steve worried about?
Yeah, what are you worried about, Bubba?
I unfortunately have a lot of similarities like you.
My father was into drugs and alcohol.
and addiction and that kind of stuff.
So that's what I worry about and I focus on that to not be that.
Yeah.
I should move off.
Mike, we're going to pivot.
Hey, we try.
Yeah, we try.
It's not about a song.
We're just going to pivot in segment to something else.
Okay.
Because I don't want to just go away from this.
Yeah, this was just not a good idea.
Sorry, sorry, guys.
By the way, tomorrow, Zach Brown will be on.
Tomorrow, Luke Combs will be on.
We should ask them.
Oh, can you imagine we do every interview starting this?
Hey, so what are you afraid of?
genetically that's going to come down.
And we make it some good stuff.
And we lead with that.
They're like, what?
Here's another story Eddie suggested to me.
A driver drags a pedestrian with a car, then hides the body.
Wait, what's wrong with you?
I don't know, man.
Like accidentally, but then they freaked out?
Or they did it on purpose?
We don't know?
You know, I'm just not feeling this segment.
Like, all the walls around me are closing in and a very...
I thought we were pivoting bones.
We're supposed to be positive.
Yeah.
It sounds like something from a horror movie, but 28-year-old
Joseph Charles Strickland's been arrested after hitting a pedestrian and then putting it behind the bait shop.
Oh my.
He told the roommates he had a deer.
This is like a movie.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
I think we should just go home.
Not even just go to the next segment.
I think we should just go home right now.
Or go to therapy.
It's time for the good news.
With producer Eddie.
Yeah, home there's something good.
Crystal and Patrick, they live in L.A., and they're about to have their third child.
But back when they had their first child, times were tough.
financially it was just really hard to
pay bills and raise a child.
So they went through that.
But now life's much better.
They have extra money to give.
So what they're doing is they're going around targets in L.A.
And hiding cash.
They have about $1,000 worth of cash that they're putting in like diaper boxes or like
formula canisters.
They lift up the lid and then put some cash in there and close it.
So that when people buy it and maybe they're struggling, they get a little surprise.
That's amazing.
I just wonder if I knew that was happening when I go and just search of the baby stuff
at the store.
Okay.
So you don't do that.
Why are you putting that on people?
I'm not what you're saying.
Let me check this stuff.
But wouldn't that be fantastic if you're buying diapers
and diapers are very expensive
and you find 100 bucks in there?
Yes.
That's a great story.
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Coming up in the next segment,
we got 15 minutes or so here right now.
But in the next segment,
we're going to see if these guys
can smash a watermelon with their legs.
There's money out for grabs.
Raise is 75 bucks if he can do it.
Lunchbox is 100.
Yeah.
Did you practice last night?
Yes, I did.
Did some leg exercises, make sure they were nice and tight.
Yeah, stretched out.
Don't want to pull a muscle.
I don't understand what you just said.
You practiced to make sure your legs were nice and tight.
Yeah.
Like I did some stretches, did some exercises up and down,
and had my wife punch me in the legs a couple times,
make sure they're awake.
Good to go.
Okay.
Well, we'll find out nine minutes, just what's going on over there.
How big is that watermelon?
Yeah, how big are you?
They're usually pretty big.
Pretty medium-ish.
Oh.
There, look.
It's not huge.
That's not that bigger one.
It's long, but it's not extremely wide.
Right.
So I think you have a good shot at that.
If he can't do it, can we take it outside and smash it?
Are you still struggling?
What do you mean?
You want to smash things?
Yeah.
I don't know.
It would be fun to throw it off the parking garage.
Amy has always wanted to break stuff.
She's been struggling a little bit in her personal life.
And so she wants to break TVs.
Yeah, Eddie gave me that gift a while ago.
That was cool.
That was last year.
Am I still struggling?
Yep.
yesterday we were leaving and you guys didn't get to see this because you guys already left the room
but amy and i were talking in the studio and she hits her knee so hard on her desk it goes boom
and she goes oh anytime you bump something it hurts but i go hey are you okay she's like yeah
and then that yes turns into it like a cry amy starts crying and she doesn't stop and i'm and i put
my hand on her shoulder say hey are you okay she's like yes yes and almost unlike she was having a baby
And I'm like, hey, I'm not going to leave until you're good.
And she's like, I'm okay.
And so I walk out of the room.
And then she walks in today.
Is it still hurting?
It was throbbing all yesterday, and I've been taking Advil.
And I just really don't want to go to the doctor and say, I hit my knee on my desk.
Like, I've never broken anything.
So I don't know what that pain feels like.
But this is a pain that I have never felt before.
It's like I just hit it on the corner in a really sensitive weird spot that felt like
maybe I chipped my kneecap or something.
Chipped your kneecap.
I don't know.
It was awful.
And I've been taking Advil, but, I mean, I can walk on it.
Obviously, it's not broken, but I don't know if I, I clearly bruised it.
Is there a chance that it's this?
And you're just getting older and you hit it, a little osteoporosis possibly?
I mean, I don't know.
It could be.
It could be.
But I mean, yes, you all heard me.
It was pretty, oh.
We're getting older all late.
30s, early 40s.
Eventually they're going to have to move us to a hot AC channel.
Easy listening.
I mean, do you think that's going to happen?
We're going to have to go to like an adult pop for hot AC station just because we're talking
about our bodies are all breaking down.
I don't know.
It seemed like it was bad yesterday.
It was.
But I'm better now.
Well, hopefully it'll just continue to get better.
All right, let's do the news.
Here we go.
Bobby's big.
Stories.
A man will plead guilty to putting razor blades in pizza day.
Oh.
Not cool.
The case of tampering focused attention on food security after the retailer and manufacturer received,
they had received prior reports and not warned customers or police.
A man accused of putting razor blades and screws into pizza dough sold at a store will plead guilty to a federal crime.
Like, that's a real deal of stuff.
Like, that's to go to jail stuff.
That's not go and the judge be like, well, we should maybe put you in jail, but we're going to give you community service.
That's you should go to jail for a while because you're obviously trying to hurt people.
And so they say he could get up to four years and nine months.
The judge could impose a longer sentence.
He can appeal, but he was arrested because they were investigating complaints that customers had found not only razor blades, but metal fragments in the dough in Portland Pie Company pizza.
There were no reports of injuries or illnesses from the tampering.
But I'm telling you, I don't know that I would have known or looked through.
Maybe if it's just dough, you're having to need it a little bit.
That's what I was thinking.
And then you're like, oh, what's that on your hand?
That would be awful.
But yeah, I don't know that it got baked up into any and people ate them.
I've told the story on the air before, I think, where I was on the air one day and listeners started to call me.
And they were like, hey, are you hearing this?
And there was another morning show on, like, a classic rock station.
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They were like, hey, Bobby Bones came to our restaurant.
We spit in his food.
We work in the kitchen.
And they were like, ha, ha, ha, ha.
And then the radio guys were like, ah, ha, ha.
And I was like, man, like, I'm good for any sort.
Florida back and forth.
But that is not cool.
No.
And you working at the restaurant, not cool.
So I haven't had a meal since.
You just don't eat.
I'm just scared to death. I have nothing.
I only have liquid.
Here's another one.
A 43-year-old Florida woman reportedly suffered serious injuries
when a 7-foot-7-inch alligator
attacked her while she was walking her dog.
Dang.
The one was strolling with her pooch near a small lake
when a gator lunged at her leg.
This is from Fox 13 in Florida.
She was rushed to the hospital with severe injuries to her lower right leg.
Officials with the Florida Fish and Wildlife Conservation Commission
said they were able to locate and trap the beast.
So this gator must have been extremely hungry, right?
And saw a little food, the dog.
Walking.
That's what I would assume.
Yeah.
I don't think, for the most part, animals attack because they're bored.
I think they attack because they're hungry or they're scared.
That's it.
That little dog probably looked like a chicken nugget.
Circle of life.
Yeah.
Why didn't they just say that to?
the gator and let him go, hey, it's the circle of life.
They called it a beast?
Well, listen, seven foot seven, eight foot anything, the beast.
That's awesome. That's an awesome gator.
Quote, it looked like the gator tried to get the dog, but she grabbed the dog really quick,
but in turn she slipped down on the gator, got her leg just underneath the knee.
It was like one chomp and he went back in the water.
Finally, a Detroit cemetery is exhuming 20 bodies in a mix-up of graves.
Oh.
Oh.
How did this happen?
Family members were devastated.
After discovering their loved ones,
remains had been buried in the wrong place.
Or at least there was a strong possibility of it in a Detroit cemetery.
The cemetery started exhuming 20 bodies Monday in a process
expected to be completed Wednesday.
It is not clear how many of those may have been mixed up,
but the police department's working with the city
to make sure the families get the answers they need.
That's crazy.
I mean, I haven't been to a lot of gravest places,
but I actually watch it go into the ground.
The investigation started earlier in this year when relatives complained that a teenager was not buried in the gravesite they had purchased.
They couldn't locate it.
And then someone else was like, yeah, well, if that one's there, mine's not there.
Mine's got to be...
And they go, well...
Uh-oh.
Boop, boop, butoop, we messed up.
All right, that's the news.
Bobby's Big.
Stories.
The big local story in this room right now is when we got here this morning, either the air broke or someone played a prank on us.
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It's freezing.
We are, and I love cold, because it makes you sharp.
That's why when you take the SAT and ACT that keep that room sharp, but this is too cold.
Yeah, we're numb now.
My fingers hurt.
It was 59.
That's not nice.
No, that's bad.
That's 10 below.
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We built the stage over here.
And on this stage, we've got towels,
we've got trash bags.
and we've got two big watermelons.
And so,
Ramundo and Lunchbox
will walk into the studio now
and we will see
if you guys can smash
this watermelon with your thighs.
We're talking about it on the show
because there was a world record set
by someone,
they did a bunch of them.
I said, hey, I'll give you guys some cash.
So, Ramundo, if you can do it, it's 75 bucks.
Lunchbox, if you can do it, it's 100.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, Ramundo, you're up first.
That you were the first one
to be called under the carpet here.
Here he comes.
I would say these are pretty average.
to large
watermelons.
They're not too big.
Yeah, but they're not small.
But they're not small.
Ray, which watermelon would you like?
This one right here.
Let's go, man.
Why are you sitting on the ground?
I thought that's what we're supposed to do.
No, you stand up and you do it.
Oh, I think you can do it however you want.
Anyways, the expert way to do it is sitting down, y'all.
And this is also, as a wrestler, this is your strongest position.
Taking you back to your wrestling in high school days?
Yeah, I mean, this is actually just a person I'm imagining.
There was a lot of times where I would pin people just with my legs, not even using my arms.
Really?
Yeah.
Dead serious.
I mean, I don't know how I can just make that up.
I wish you that I already.
The world record holder did sit down and do it.
Okay.
Yeah, yeah.
That's what I'm saying.
If you're standing up, I feel like, I don't know.
I feel like you might even go to the bathroom on yourself.
Like, because you're in that position.
That's probably not the best thing to do.
Are you ready?
I'm ready.
Is it timed?
Well, we're not going to sit here all day.
Okay.
I think you're going to tap out if it starts to hurt or you're going to get exhausted.
Look at his little feet.
They're crossed.
Like, is that a move?
What's the shoe do you wear there?
No,
be honest.
Ten.
Yeah, right.
That's like an eight and a half.
That's like a three.
No, it's not a three.
Okay.
Right, right, right, right.
That's at least a nine.
Ray, you wear a nine.
That's size ten.
I don't think so.
Look in that tongue.
UK nine, US, 10.
So eat it.
Okay.
Ramundo is on the ground
He has a watermelon between his thighs
This is for $75 in cold hard cash
Okay, I'm gonna go like this actually
Alright
Okay, ready, three
Two, two, one, go
Oh, he's gonna get it
Oh no, he's not gonna get it
Guys, this is gonna explode everywhere
That does look like a wrestling move
It's something like, I try to do like a figure eight
And then you just gotta do it like
Yeah, go
Oh, it's actually, okay, hold on
I'm gonna give you one minute to do whatever you want
But we're in the time here we go and
go.
Yeah, I'm liking this side better.
Go ahead.
You just lock it?
You lock it?
Yeah, he might do this.
I felt some stuff on the inside gurgling, so I'm just locking it, and then I'm going to twist like it's a person.
Come on, Ray.
Oh, I hear it.
Oh, so close.
I hear it.
Yes.
This thing's ready to eat when it comes out.
I'm telling you right now.
Ray, did you ever kill anyone when you wrestle?
Hey, ambulance is were called.
Let's go.
Okay, here we go.
I got time left for what?
You have 35 seconds.
Oh, that kind of takes your breath away a little bit.
Come on, right?
Wow.
Dude, that was awesome.
Amazing.
I was absolutely drenched right now in the crotch, y'all.
Wow.
I could feel it was coming,
and then that's when I just humped it
and gave that one little last thrust.
You didn't hump it.
Oh, my gosh.
You were right.
I went everywhere.
I went everywhere.
Let me get my Venmo up so I don't forget to hit right with this money.
The water mode almost hit the production equipment over there.
I shot out of that.
I told you guys it was going to go everywhere.
That was amazing.
Is this why Scoobis Steve texted all of us,
Seeing if we had a tarp.
Probably.
Hey, the towels, we definitely shot it short.
We needed something bigger.
Well, Ray Mundo just made himself $75.
Woo!
All right, Ray, I'm sending it to you right now.
All right, I'm out of here.
I'm going to go dry off.
Doing a watermelon emotion.
Good job.
Take your watermelon.
Peace out, you guys.
Boom.
Good luck.
Hey, 75 bucks is now officially sent.
There you go, buddy.
Nice work, Ray.
Do we need to play a song,
clean up for lunchbox and come back?
Yeah, let's do it. Give me a minute here. Yeah, let's do it.
Okay.
A woman broke a world record by crushing three watermelons in less than eight seconds.
And to watch her dominate these things is wild.
Now, Raimundo just sat down and crushed a big watermelon with his thighs.
It took about a minute.
It was awesome.
Ray, nice job. He made $75 bucks.
Yeah!
Do you still have watermelon on your crutch?
No, I got a pretty well dried off.
I had a security guy help me out.
What?
Wait, huh?
Did he want to?
Did he have to...
Why?
Lunchbox is now walking onto the stage.
A lunchbox, you're up for 100 bucks here.
Yeah, yeah.
Ray cost himself some money there.
So are you ready to sit down?
Yeah, I am, and I got to tell you,
as a former cross-country runner,
I wouldn't have thought about sitting down,
but Ray, with his wrestling background,
thank you for going first,
because you gave me a little, what do you call that,
a blueprint.
A diagram.
Because I'm ready.
Okay.
I kind of want to see you.
stand and squat and try to do it.
Well, I don't think I'd be able to do it.
I don't think you would.
I think Ray was right.
And Ray locked his feet too.
I'm going to lock my feet.
Don't you worry.
I'm going to lock it up.
All right, here's lunchbox.
He's sitting down.
He's putting the watermelon between his legs.
He's crossing his feet.
The watermelon is going in between his two knees.
Guys, that weighs 100 pounds.
That weighs 100 pounds.
The watermelon is now in position.
I need to be more flexible.
Don't squeeze until we give you a time here.
I'm not squeezing yet.
Oh, my gosh.
gosh, I can feel it.
You can feel what?
I mean, it feels like giving birth, I think.
Like, I think this is what women feel
when they're giving birth is like this,
this urge to push, and that's what I got.
All right, five seconds, and you have 60 seconds
to crush the melon.
Three, I get how long?
Two, one, go. You have 60 seconds.
Oh, he might do it. I hear it.
I hear it. He might do it.
He might do it. I hear it.
He is squeezing.
His head might pop, not the watermelon.
Oh, my God.
That hurts the thighs.
Yeah. He's squeezing. He's turning
his body a different way.
Oh, come on, you son of a gun.
This is, what is this?
The devil went down to Georgia?
I'm the best that's ever been.
Oh, he squeaksing hard.
We are at 25 seconds.
If you didn't take a break, take a break.
Oh, yeah.
You have, okay, 30 seconds now.
Oh, I hear it.
Come on.
I hear it.
Come on, baby!
Let's go!
Let's go! Come on!
I see the head.
I see the head.
You see the head?
It's crowding.
15 seconds.
15 seconds.
Keep pushing.
Hurry.
Oh.
10 seconds.
Come on, lunch.
Come on here.
Five seconds.
Get out.
Ah!
I guess the baby will just live in there.
I can't get it out.
It's done in it.
It is dented.
It looks like a pickle now.
You're like a cucumber.
Sorry, buddy.
Do I get 50 for the dip?
You don't.
He's worn out.
I thought I had that, man.
Good run, though, buddy.
What do you want to say?
Oh, man, I want to say,
props to Ray.
I think mine was a little thicker.
And, man, I'll have to train.
I'll be back next year.
Ray, do you want to break this one for fun or are you done?
Ray, come break it for fun.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
Ray.
Ray, Ray, Ray.
Ray.
Ray.
I mean, I went out on a high note and it was very difficult.
Do I get extra money or is this just for the show?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, pay him.
Wait, no, you get some money.
It's just going to watch it explode.
Yeah, bones, come on.
I'll give you the other 25.
Okay.
Okay, let's go.
Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray.
It's not cracked.
Here we go.
All right, Daddy's back.
Hey, Daddy's back in.
Show him how to do it, Ray.
Oh, he's already cracked for you.
Hey, you put it dead.
I told you.
Well, you didn't dominate it like I'm about you.
Oh, here we go, Ray.
Hold on, hold on, hold on.
Let me get, let me, I want to record this.
Alright.
We ready.
And three, two, one, go.
But it's all about this.
This little thrust that you ain't got lunch.
Let me show you have daddy, doesn't it?
Oh yeah.
Oh, yeah.
He pulled himself off the ground.
Oh, come.
Oh, yeah, see?
So it's this.
Oh, you said that a minute ago.
It's this little thing, and I got a little more something that you don't got.
It's right here.
Oh! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray! Ray!
Hey, man! That's awesome!
In your face!
It was already dinted for you, you're welcome.
He's right. There was a little something you didn't have.
Ray is 2-0.
Nice job, buddy.
Wow. I already dinted it.
I'll pay you the rest of the cash. I get $12.50 that.
All right.
Yesterday I was talking to Scoobo Steve.
He didn't tell me who it was, but he said he saw a celebrity in the wild.
Were you getting a haircut?
Is that what happened?
I wish I was getting a haircut.
I don't have hair, but I was getting my beard trimmed, yes.
You see your face hair.
The face hair, yeah?
Same thing.
It's my way to pamper myself.
And so you go in, you're doing,
what do they do when you get your beard trimmed?
So you sit down the chair,
they make you feel like you're the king of the castle.
You know, they ask you what you want.
They comb your beard out a little bit.
You kind of tell them what you're looking for
a little bit less here, trim the mustache.
And you can't trim your beard?
I can, but it will never look as good as the way they do it.
Okay.
So it's worth the 20 bucks.
because to just get it done by professional.
So you're doing it, and when they wrap you up,
is that when you see this person?
So I see him or her, and I'm not sure who it is,
but it's one of those moments where you look at somebody,
I know you're from somewhere, but I can't place it.
Was this a hair and beard place or just a beard place?
They do both.
It's an East Nashville, like, hipster spot
where they do the hair and the beard and all that kind of stuff.
So it could have been a woman as well?
It could have been 100%.
Okay.
And so what's the game?
So the game is, because the hair,
Hair only grows on the reverse side of my head.
I have a couple hooks in reverse.
And you guys have to guess who this person was based on hearing this music.
Oh, I'm going to nail this. This may be too easy.
Oh, yeah, you're good at reversing.
But it is difficult.
Let me ask a couple yes or no questions first.
Sure.
Was it a man? We each get one yes or no question.
I guess who. Okay, go ahead.
Kip Moore.
No, what?
No.
No.
Okay, she asks as a Kip Moore.
No.
Okay.
Oh, boy.
Are they in a band?
They have been.
So they're musical.
Yeah.
And they have been in a band.
Eddie?
Have they had a hit on the radio here in the last month?
Oh yeah, definitely.
What?
Morgan.
Was it a country artist?
Yes, but they've crossed over into top 40 a good 10 years ago.
Oh, okay.
I haven't asked my question yet.
Yeah, what are you thinking?
Well, and we're as a team trying to get this.
Is it like Rascal Flats?
They crossed over, but they don't have a...
But it can be a haircut guy, too.
I don't see them going down to East Nashville.
What was the answer to lunchboxes?
Is it a group of a band?
Used to be.
Used to be.
Or was.
Keith Urban, but he wouldn't be over there
because he used to be in the ranch.
Kid Rock.
Although...
You know, a little bit troll right now.
Idiot.
Idiot.
Now, we'll...
let the band thing throw you off because I've only seen him in a band like a couple times.
Once here in studio.
Oh.
What?
It has to be.
It has to be this person.
You want to say it?
Yeah, I don't care.
Darks, because he came with his little goofy band.
Was he crossover ever?
No.
No.
Yeah, that's not it.
Yeah, I don't.
Oh, he came on our show.
And you called his band goofy.
Oh, oh, oh, oh.
I know it.
I know it.
Huck out of night.
I got it.
Nico Moon.
No.
He wasn't in Zach Brown band.
Years ago, he crossed over.
Sir Roosevelt.
And he's on the radio.
But they never crossed over.
Well, I don't know.
I wasn't taking that into account.
That was different music. That was dance music.
That was like rock or something.
Maybe.
That might be it.
So they used to be in a band.
Picture it.
East Side, Nico.
For sure.
For sure.
Yeah.
And Nico Moon has, I just here for a good time.
And he's kind of got that look where I could see Scuba Steve hasn't interacted with him a ton.
Here's my question. Does this person have a beard?
This person, I've seen him have a beard.
In this moment, they did not.
It was kind of clean-shaven.
That's not Nico.
Well,
Huh.
This moment, he did not have a beard, but he's had a beard.
Beard.
Ray, do you have a question or do you know who it is?
I know who it is.
You can't ask, yeah.
Okay.
I guess we'll listen to the reverse music.
What's our guest, though, before we do reverse music?
Who lives over there?
Brothers Osborne.
They moved.
Oh, yeah, one of them.
He has a beer.
Yeah, but 10 years ago is what's
Clean shaven
Oh, oh
Charlie Worsham
Was he in a band?
Yeah, but not for it
Nothing forever
Now we're all giving away
Where people live
Yeah, good point
Okay, we don't have a real guess
And they've been in the studio
In the past few months?
Yes, I think with the last
Like four or five months, yeah
Four or five months
During pandemic
It was like late last year they were here
I don't know the crossover thing
Okay, play us a song backward, Ray
Sam on?
Yeah, Sam on.
Dang it.
Damn.
I mean, I didn't want that
that's awkward song game I can crush.
I tried to be able to even more.
I tried to slow it down a little bit.
I was trying to do something to, yeah.
He brought a full bluegrass band in here.
Got it.
You got it.
I was like, wait, what band?
He does have a beard sometimes.
He didn't have a beard for a long time.
He went full beard for a while.
You're right.
And he did cross over.
Ten years ago?
Yeah, he was on like top 40.
I remember like it was like 2000.
You remember wrong, but good for you.
We like it that.
Maybe 14.
That was what's going me off
Did you talk to him?
So I'm the kind of person
When I see somebody out in the wild
I don't like to bother them
I'll just kind of give him a little nod
And just move on
I don't talk to people
I don't know him
So I wouldn't be like
Hey it's Steve
And I'm afraid of people
Like I don't know who you are
So I want to avoid that at all costs
Body Like a Backroad
2017
Oh wow
But didn't he have that song
Where he was like speaks rapping
And it crossed over to top 40
But his first one was house party
Right
I have a house
But this was the one
That really crossed over for him
Yeah, and there's one that where he was like,
he was like talking to a girl.
That's a lot of them.
Yeah, take your time.
Because I don't want to be.
Yes, that's the one, yeah.
Yeah, take your time was 2014.
Okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
Well, hey, Scova, good story.
Thanks, man.
I appreciate it.
It's a fun game.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wouldn't have got that one.
He's a big guy, huh?
Yeah, he's huge.
And he's just a tall guy,
and I would not expect to see someone like Sam Hunt,
who's that massive, my opinion, as a celebrity,
to be chilling right there next to me in a barbershop.
Hey, I went to one place that I go a lot, like a chain place.
I walk in, Canada and I were getting some food.
Sam sent by himself at a table, like right in the middle of the restaurant.
And I was like, hey, dude, what up?
Because I was that.
We talked for a little bit.
He ate.
Nobody bothered him.
He left.
It's very normal.
It's pretty cool.
It's just, yeah, I just rolled in.
Rolled out.
I passed him one time coming out of Starbucks,
and he had a smoothie king in one hand Starbucks and the other because they were right next door to each other.
And I was like, just picking up his drinks.
They're like us.
He's a good guy, though, for sure.
All right, hey, what he tipped, do you know?
Let's start a real boy.
I left before him, so I don't know.
I heard he tipped $1,000 on a $10 bill.
Wow.
Yeah, that's what I heard.
That's rumor on the street that he tipped $1,000.
Yep.
All right.
Bobby Bone Show.
Story up the day.
This story comes with us from Jacksonville, Florida.
A man was out for a walk Sunday morning around 10 a.m.
He walks by the fire station and the garage is open.
Sees that fire engine goes, man, that'd be fun to drive.
So he hops in,
roo, goes on out,
crashes into a street sign, and he's arrested.
I bet it would be just impossible to drive
with no training to drive a fire engine.
Oh, yeah.
I would think so.
You'd have to know what to do.
But he's right.
It would be fun to drive.
I can't say the guy is wrong.
And they just leave the keys in there too?
Maybe because if there's a fire,
the last thing you want to do is,
who's got the keys?
Johnny?
I'd be in your pocket.
What would leave the keys?
But I had to drive an 18-wheeler for,
bit. And without slow
training all the way up to it, I would have never been able to
do that because the turns are just weird.
And I bet that's what happened with him. He turned it into a sign.
Yeah, he tried to turn, hit a sign, and he crashed.
Guess how much a fire truck cost?
I mean...
A tour bus, a good tour bus is about a million dollars.
What?
Yeah. How much is a fire truck?
$500,000.
Yeah. I mean, you can get a tour bus 500,000 bucks.
Does that include the hoses?
That's like an old tool.
I could be more.
All right, there you go.
I'm lunchbox.
Bonehead Story of the day.
Well, this one guy says, and he says that all men wear their underwear three to ten times before washing them.
What do you think about that?
I think that's about three to ten times too many.
That's just not true.
I don't.
I don't either.
You wear it once, right?
Yes.
Okay.
Well.
Maybe twice.
Some days.
Here's the thing, though.
Why are you stammering?
Because I think it counts as one wear.
example, if I take a shower in the afternoon on a Monday and then I wear them through the evening,
Tuesday, I sleep in them, sometimes I just wake up and keep wearing them. Oh. So I never actually,
that's not a change. That shouldn't count as two wares. Okay. Even though two separate days,
I get that. You're talking about like a 24-hour period or shower to shower. Yeah, I never take them
off and put them back on. The same one's back on. So if they completely leave my body,
they don't get put back on in my body. But I will go afternoon.
sleep, get up, have a full day, that kind of thing.
Does that count as one or two wears?
One.
Okay.
Do you do that, Eddie?
I do more of the, if it's under 24 hours.
Like, say, I've got something to do that night, and I take a shower, I get dressed,
have a nice fresh pair of underwear, and then I go to bed and then I wake up, take another shower.
It's okay.
I just wore them for four hours the night before.
But you did sleep in them.
Correct.
Yeah, that's two wears.
You have a mental note, too, of if it's clean or not.
I think that's two wears.
That's two wares.
Lunchbox, you?
Oh man, I wear underwear all the time, multiple days.
Like, I'll go run and I'll come home and put on dry underwear.
And then later that night, take a shower, wake up the next morning, wear them again, and no big deal.
And turn them inside out, get an extra wear.
Perfect.
So he says all men wear three to ten wears before chance.
And I don't think that's true.
It's false.
By the way, Luke Bryan sent me some jockey underwear up here.
I haven't gotten in the bag yet.
Oh.
Well, the thing is, mostly when people send you something, they go,
please take a picture of it and post it on social media.
I don't know if Luke wants me to put these on and show off on social media.
Hey, you got to do what you got to do, man.
Is this the first time in other guys sent you underwear?
Well, he does endorsements for jockey.
I've probably seen his commercials.
Oh, yeah.
But yes, I think it's the first time that...
Does he model in them and post?
I don't know.
I'll share one for one for one.
But I have a bag of jockey here from Luke Bryan that I will take home,
but I don't know that I'll be sharing on social media.
Amy, what's going on today?
I have got, I was supposed to go to the dentist today, but something happened and they couldn't fit me in.
So now I'm a little bit more open.
So I think I'm going to get ahead on my podcast like that is my goal.
What about you?
Well, speaking of a podcast, I had C-forth over the house yesterday.
Oh, how are they doing?
How are they doing?
Yeah.
I mean, they're fine.
Thanks for asking.
They look just like us.
I think about them once in a while.
They're doing good.
Good.
I don't know what you want.
It's going to be up on tomorrow's Bobbycats.
You can hear all about how they're doing.
It's a duo that came.
and just crushed a performance
and now they have a song going to radio
things are really
really starting to do good for them
I'm packing today I'll work out but
Caitlin's sister's weddings this weekend
so I had to get a suit
I had to get it let out just a little bit
I know I know I know
and I don't know if it's because I've been working out
getting real muscular but it's probably not that you know
where are you letting it out the gut area or the arm
area the gut and the thighs
like the thighs my legs are getting too big
oh the thighs because I ride that bike a lot
so either way it's okay
Okay. I refuse to let the arms out. I just want it to be ripping through.
You guys have a great day. We'll see you on Friday show. Luke Combs will be on tomorrow.
Zach Brown will be on tomorrow. The Friday morning dance party tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
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