The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Announces His Son’s Name + Why Bobby Had To Turn Down A Hot Girl

Episode Date: July 26, 2018

After days of contemplating names, Lunchbox FINALLY reveals Baby Box’s name. Also, Bobby explains why a work meeting ruined a potential date opportunity with a hot girl. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Here we are. We all have our drinks of choice. A little coconut water. Amy's got her, it looks like avocado water. I don't know what that is. It's a macha. It's a macho latte

and matcha is green teeth. That's why it's green. But what's the purpose? It has caffeine. Oh, it is? Yeah. I drink it over ice if I'm not having coffee. Lunchbox, you?

Uh, you got my water right here. All water. He knocks on it so you can trust it. Yeah, we trust you. That same water bottle. Eddie, are you coffee guy? Coffee black with a little dash of cinnamon. Do you make it at home?

I do. That's all of our drink in case you're wondering. Michael in Tennessee. What's up, buddy? Hey, good morning. How's everybody doing? Man, we're good. It's early, but we're good.

I just wanted to tell you, I listened to you. I've listened to you, I've been for a while. I've been trying to call for last probably a year and a half, two years, never could get through. But I love your show. I love everybody on there. And congratulations lunchbox on your new baby. There it.

Yes. Yes. Thank you. Thank you. Hey, Michael. What's happening with your life, bud? I'm just heading into work, and I list you guys every morning on my way in. It just helps, you know, brighten up my day and get me going.

Thanks, man. I'm an engineer, so it can sometimes be stressful. But listen, you guys, just makes it wonderful. I mean, I really appreciate you. Well, thanks, dude. Thanks for hanging a hole for a second. I appreciate you. Have a good day.

See you later. There he is, and I appreciate you. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. An intern for the Memphis Fire Department. Her name's Kaylee. She was driving home. She saw a crash, and so she gets out of the car.

She just started training. She's 18 years old. She pulled another woman from the car. Saw a guy in the car. Gave them CPR. She had just gotten her CPR certification four days before. Her efforts ended up saving lives. She heads to college next month with hopes to become a pediatric nurse.

Wow. Yeah, you just learn and you see a crash. Even if you know for 20 years and you see a crash, like there's some part of you that either has it on a control or does it. I have some friends that did the escape game. I've never done the escape game. But what it is is you go into a room and you figure out clues to get out. It's like breaking out of. Yeah.

Anyone done that? Yes, I've done it. Okay. It's a blast. So you break out of things, right? Yeah, you just try to find clues to help you get out of the room. And so my friend says, listen, you learn a lot. about someone when you play the escape game.

Because either they're cool, come, collected, and they're figuring it out, they're like, this goes here, or they're like, you're so stupid, we're going to lose! And he's going, oh, you learn how in a pressure situation that person's going to be. We're talking about just the escape game, and they're freaking out. Imagine real life. Gosh, that's crazy. So, yeah, she won the escape game. I can see you starting to take all of us there to test out who you want with you.

How we've problems all. When the end of the world comes and you're picking your team, like Walking Dead or something. My crew. What are they called online? They call it a clan on Gamerland? Your clans, that what it is? I'm sorry, I'm getting Fortnite. Oh, you're going to start your clan?

Yeah, a clan just feels weird to say, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's got bad history. Yeah, but I don't know. I think that might be what they say, though, in gamer world. Your group of people. Now that you're a gamer. Well, I'm about to be.

Not yet. I'm probably going to be soon. We're getting Fortnite. Put in my room. It's going to be awesome. You're never going to leave your room. He leaves his room. Yeah.

Or I'm just going to be so disinterested. I'm going to go, what a dumb idea that was. One of the two. It's a clan. I just want to be careful with that one, but it is a clan. I think it's spelled with a C though. I think you're good. If anyone out there wants to be in the clan,

wait, in my clan. Yeah, all right. Over to Ray Mundo with the news right now. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. In Milwaukee, Wisconsin, a police officer was shot and killed in a shootout. The suspected shooter is in custody. The officer was a 17-year veteran on the force.

In other news, a former Alaska Airman. The airline's pilot who admitted to being drunk while flying a plane with 80 people on it has been sentenced to one year and one day in jail. And finally, in weather news, dangerous flooding continues along the East Coast from the Carolinas all the way to New England. Some places have seen more than a foot of rain. It's a Bobby Bono. I'll put together a list of the five songs of the summer this summer. I'm going to hear them? Yeah.

Number five, Kenny Chesney, get along. Get along. Good. Five boat. Buy boat Buy boat That's my number five Because y'all do that

Now when I hear the song That's all I hear Of course He says other things Like call your mom By boat Buy boat Buy boat

By boat My friend Bye we go Yeah There you go Yeah bye boat Dude dude You got enough money at this point

Number four Jake Owen My top five songs in the summer Number four Jake Owen This song reminds me in the summer. Like we did. It feels like a summer song, though. Do you close your eyes?

Does it make you laugh? Do the memories take you back? Your six packs in a shabby shy in. Way back when I was Jack and you're dying. That's good. Number three in my top five songs of summer. Turn it up down. Yes.

Yeah? Yeah, for sure. We're just holding it down here and we have. Morgan Wallen. Up Down. Around with a bar. Free bird. Five minutes deep.

Yeah, Bobby. Up down. Up down. Up down. Up down. Or when you're fishing, you see the bobber go up down, up down.

I'm not one of those. But, yeah, I haven't on a boat. I didn't have either of those images in my head. At number two. Come in. Keith Irving coming home.

And my number one summer song, you remember one to guess? The number one summer song. I mean, I'm a play to go, oh Okay, I got it Tequila I almost put Mint to Be in because she's been so big for so long

Yeah, that's true But then I picked a couple of pop songs, too I pick Post Malone Psycho Right to go a psycho No one to tell you mic Mo And then Cardi B. I like it.

I hear this in the pop. What's up? It's totally my summer, too. Just the boys like to listen to that. Aren't those songs like all the summer songs to make you feel like that? Anyway, so let's put together for you guys. You and my kids, those are the jam. Those are literally, Alexa, play.

Oh, don't do that. Don't do that. Sorry, people. That's what they do. They yell all those. All the songs you just name. That's a jam. That jam?

You go summer playlists right there. It's a Bobby Bones show. Yesterday, we were talking about TV shows that are a significant other makes us watch. By the way, us, I mean, you guys, because I'm still flying solo here. That's right. So a lot of people still calling in about this. Vanessa and Virginia Beach, good morning to you. Good morning, Bobby, and happy birthday lunchbox.

Hey, one day late, there you go. Hey, what did I say, belated? Belated birthday. There it is. Vanessa, go ahead. Well, I'm actually the corporate. I force my husband to watch forensic files only because the guy's voice makes me go to sleep. I like that forensic files, though.

I'll turn it on, and I won't watch it on purpose. But if it's on, I'll watch seven episodes in a row. I'll dedicate my whole day. I'll stand up in a dedication. I dedicate this day to forensic files, and I lay back down. I've never seen it. Do I mean to tell you that? It's like a crime show.

Yeah, it's like any of those documentaries on Netflix. Yeah. But they're short, 30 minutes long, to the point. They're good. Yes. Or they don't. Sometimes they don't solve it. But most of the time they do. So yeah. I appreciate that. Hey, Jessica and Texas, what's happening? Hey. You are on the air, my friend. Oh. I think my boyfriend watched Gilmore Girls with me.

I could see someone getting into that that didn't actually want to get into Gilmore Girls. Does he like it at all? No, he hates it because not only do I watch it, but I'm 29 and my 14-year-old watches it too. So sometimes, whatever. I'm not home, she'll be watching the show, too, and he has to watch episodes that he's already seen with me because she wants to watch it. Well, I think I could get into Gilmore Girls. Ramundo, let's talk about you for a second. We didn't bring you up yesterday. You and your girl been together for how long, Yembe?

Five years. What does she make you watch? Oh, she loves the ID channel, and we've been watching. What channel? It's Investigation Discovery. Seven channel? Oh, it's so good. And the title of the show is Wives with Knives.

Oh, I need to watch that. go after their dudes and I'm like, listen, if I ever go missing, they're never going to find the body. So it's like real life, lifetime movie type stuff? Yeah, it's real deal, like real women that kill their husbands. My wife watches those shows too. That's why I'm always scared to go to sleep. That's like snapped. Yes, that's what I'm saying?

She watches those. And it's like, man, what are you thinking in that head? Do you feel like that she takes tips where if she ever needs to use it, she has studied? Because sometimes these crimes seen investigation shows, CSIs, people will commit crimes and use the things they learn from the CSI show. Yes. Well, she would know how to hide a body because every episode, oh, if you do it in a wooded area, that it outside of town, there's like 1% chance that they're going to find it. And I'm like, oh, that's creepy.

And we just keep watching it next episode. Next thing that happens, the husband dies. Have you seen any Lifetime original movies with her lately? I have Sinister Minister. Like a preacher? Yeah, it's about a pastor. You think he's talking about the good Lord? Ends up, he's killing people in the town.

And nobody realizes it because he's the pastor. So inside of the church, he's pretty sure. the gospel outside killing people and he's getting money for it and he's tricking women into loving him. What? Will they ever find out? Hopefully before it's too late. What was that called?

Sinister minister. Boy, she's got you down, huh? Yeah. Wow, wow, wow. Wow, wow. It's right. It's so much. It's right.

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd skinny. Morgan number two, filling in for Amy. Eric Church shared that he had a health scare last year. He had a blood clot in his chest due to a birth defect. He went into surgery immediately after, and the surgery saved his life. Marina Lambert and Little Big Town are selling lemonade on their joint bandwagon tour to benefit blood water, bringing clean water to Africa, as well as asking fans to bring dog toys, food, and supplies to help shelter animals in each town they visit.

The top country album this week is Luke Combs. This one's for you. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. Over to Lunchbox with some positivity, which we do about this time every single morning. Here we go. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good.

Five years ago when Stewart turned 95 years old, he said, man, if I live to 100, I'm going to go skydiving for the first time. So he turned 100, and he went and jumped out of a plane. And he said, look, if I go out, at least I'm going out with a bang. Ooh, 100? Yeah, I worry about things exploding inside of you, huh? Yeah, like your heart. Blood pressure, oxygen, heart rate, all those things. Good for him, though.

He made it, right? He did live. Yeah, he lived. He's good. Yeah, he didn't live. Obviously. Yeah. That's good.

That's good. Tell me something good. There you go. Tell me something good. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from Elizabeth Pennsylvania.

Amad Craig was trying to run from police. He was driving a stolen BMW. They tried to pull him over. He jumps out. the car runs away. They don't catch him. Only problem is he ditched his fanny pack with his ID in it. So, wait, where was this fanny pack?

It was on his waist and he had drugs in it, so he got nervous, throws it. They find the fanny pack with the drugs and the ID. They go to his house and arrest him. Which is why you should always keep your driver's license in your crack in separate places. Oh, not your fanny pack? Where did you say, in your crack?

No, no, no, no, no. You're a driver and your crack. Oh, and your crack. It sounded like you said, which is why you should always keep your driver's license in your crack. That's actually smart. Actually, yeah. Nothing else is that you're doing. All right.

I'm a lot of my head story of the day. Get your Bobby Bonds on. Folks, it's your buddy and mind. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. Our phone screener, Hillary, is in studio right now. Our 25-year-old phone screener, she answers when you call the show, Hillary.

Good morning, Hillary. Good morning. You've been given a new title on the show as the show's worst driver. Oh, no. What happened? Well, which had been in Amy's court for a long time. Wow. Apparently Hillary almost run over Mike D in the parking lot.

So who wants to give their account first? Go ahead, Mike. Yeah, I was leaving work, and in the parking garage I saw Hillary backing up, and she was trying to avoid hitting a pole in there, not looking behind her on the other side, and she almost hit me. Did you slap the car with your hand? I just moved out of the way. So had you not jumped, she wouldn't have seen you?

She wouldn't have seen you. You also hit the wall at work, Hillary. I did. I did. Are you a bad driver? Not really. I think it's just the parking garage. It is a tricky garage.

Is that thing move around or what? It is tight. Is that like an obstacle course? Yeah, it's tight. But in my defense, Mike was wearing all black with his hoodie on. It was daytime. And I didn't see him. It was daytime.

You could see me. It was sunshine. I didn't see him. I'm sorry. Hillary drove into a wall in our apartment. parking garage. And then I guess I had to pay for it, didn't I? Yeah, you did.

Not that I think back, man, what a good guy I am. I forgot about that. Solid guy. How did I get paid for? And then you almost hit mic yesterday. Yeah. So until someone else claims that you are now deemed the worst driver on the show. Yeah.

Congrats. Amy, you have lost your title. How do you feel? That's my mean. You need to step up your game, Amy. No, I'm good. You need to go hit something and standing still today. That's mostly what I hit, things that aren't moving.

Yeah. And I'm only going, five miles or less. So there's typically never damage. Amy got a little irritated at Morgan number two a couple days ago. Oh, oh. Well, because... I did?

Yeah. Because Morgan Number two writes on the internet, hey, Amy number two got up a ticket because she said her husband was deployed. Yeah. And Amy goes, she's a little passive aggressive about it, so she said something to me while Morgan number two is in earshot. Yeah, listening to the whole thing. And she's like, hey, Bobby, do you see what Morgan number two wrote?

That's not really what happened. And I was like Morgan... That's not exactly how it went down, but okay. Kind of, right? I mean, you said Morgan number two, this is Amy's way of saying, take it down. And I really was like, well, maybe it should be taken down because then I started to get more responses. But no, it's because people were like, oh, that's really low. That's really low.

And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa. It does read on Twitter like I got pulled over and to the officer, I said, oh, my husband's in the military who serves our country. Like, can I get out of this ticket? But really, I was a hot mess. I was already emotional. I didn't want to get the ticket. The ticket getting pulled over did make me cry. And then we started talking and I was like, my husband's in Afghanistan.

But you can't fit all that in a tweet. I know. 140 characters. So Morgan, too, is like, Amy gets out a ticket by saying husband serving. Yeah, which I guess is a condensed way of saying it, but it definitely made me look like an awful person. So Amy's going, can you, oh, she took that down, kind of. And I was like, Morgan number two, take it down. Amos, like, well, you don't have to.

Yeah, I did do that. And then I guess she, I don't know. Did you take it down? Yeah, I did. Cool. Thanks. The Bobby Bones show. A quarter of people say they've skipped work to do this. That you're never going to get it.

A quarter of people say they have actually skipped their job. They have skipped work. They called the boss and said, again, man, or they just didn't show up because of this. All right? We will go to lunchbox if you can spoil it. Lunchbox, never going to get it. Oh, go to the movies.

Wow, go to the movies. Yeah, Dean. I didn't mean to ruin it. One of four people have gone to the movie. Absolutely. Gone to the movies. Yep. Matinee and the midday.

Maddenay and the midday. Show me go to the movies. No. It'll take three minutes. We'll come back. A quarter of people have skipped work for this. All right. Bobby bones.

All right. Quarter of people say they have skipped work to do this. Lunchbox thought it would be go to the movies. Sorry. Okay, let's go over to Amy. A quarter of people have skipped work to do this. Never going to get it. Binge Netflix.

Benge a television show. Show me that. That's it. Vinge a TV show. Wow. That's crazy. I haven't gotten it right in a long time. I had all these callers on the phone too.

Oh, man, sorry. Oh, you're welcome. Amy. Yeah, Amy. You're welcome. Nice way. For what? What?

Well, because she piggybacked off my answer of going to the movies. No. Pretty much the same thing. I heard it down. No, a little bit different. Bobby Ball. Show. Even a day later, we're still talking about that lottery ticket.

the one $500 million. And every time I mention it, lunchbox goes, bleh. Not even on a microphone. He just makes him sick. He hates it. He just makes me so jealous. You've been playing the lottery for how many years?

19 years. Maybe a little bit before that. My dad would buy me scratch-offs when I was 13 or 14. Hey, Caroline in Virginia Beach. Yes, sir. Okay, so we're talking about the lottery. You went and bought a how much scratch-off? A $5 scratch-off ticket.

And so you scratch for $5, and then what do you end up seeing and winning? I won $150,000. I took home $102. Oh my goodness! Like we had college on yesterday. We're talking about the lottery. People just crawl out.

I can't believe how many of our listeners have won money. Plan the lottery. Doesn't that give you hope? No, not for me. Yes, listen, it's only a $5 investment. She made what? I don't even know how much. She won $150,000.

Hey, talk to us about, so you scratch it. What kind of car? was it? It was called Casino Royale. It was a Christmas ticket. I'm a hospice nurse, and I've had a trying hospice day, and I went into the grocery store, bought some salad, and just put the $5 in the machine and crunched a button. That's how easy it was, but it's the only time I've ever won that much money.

Don't you ever wonder the people that actually make the tickets? Like, they probably know where they're going. Oh, wow. Like into the roll. They're going, nope, that's the roll. Yeah, that's crazy. They have to. I don't know they know what stores they get shipped to.

There's got to be some sort of breaking the communication. But they have to know when it's being made and they have to see it. Oh, my goodness. There is. Hey, what did you do with your life, Caroline, after you won? Nothing different. I have a trip to Disney in February for my grandkids and my children. And then the rest is going into college funds for the three boys that I have that are going to go to school.

in about 10 years. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. Like, you took them to Disney. That's good enough. Now you need to spoil yourself. They can worry about college later. You're not going to be around forever. You've got to spend that money now.

Oh, she's not going to be around forever. No. What would you advise her to buy? I mean, buy a car. I mean, go a trip around the world and do something for yourself. Disney for the kids, you already did that. You don't have to give all the money to the kids. What's the point in the lottery if you're going to give it all the way?

Why are you singing at her? Yeah. I don't know because I'm so excited. She won $150,000, then she just doesn't do anything for herself. Caroline, thank you for the call. We appreciate your story. I'm a hot listener, so I do something every day for myself. She's a giver in her heart all the time.

Man, exactly. She already is selfless, so you need to know. You don't just change. All right. Thank you. I appreciate you. Definitely. Look at that right there.

That's a good one. How about that? Bobby Bones. I think this is one of the most Bobby stories ever, because it kind of defines how I live my life and what happens to me at this point. So I'm single. I'm very single. Very. And you would think it would be cool to be single.

Well, yeah, is it not? No, it's actually terrible. I mean, I'm good looking enough. Have a good job. This is not good. So I have a hard time even meeting people. So I'm going to tell you what happens. You know that work meeting that I was going to?

Yes. So I'm out and we go to this coffee shop and I say, hey, just meet me here. And I'm sitting there and I'm early as always. And the place is just bumping. too. It's 10.45. So coffee's at its height. Okay. There's almost nowhere to park. There are no free tables. And I'm sitting there and it's a two top. And the other seat's empty. I'm waiting for the person to get there. And this really attractive woman comes up. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah. Probably 29, 30. Perfect. And she goes, she goes, hey, excuse me. And I was like, what's up? And she goes, would you mind have I shared this table with you?

What? Absolutely not. What? What? It's never happened in my life. That's never happened to anyone. It's never happened in my life. It's a movie. Wow. This is a movie? I'm like, what?

It's like, it's like, I'm like, you want to show my table and they get married and have babies and have the girl? Like, all these things are running through my head because it's never happened to me. There were no other tables. My type, too. That's amazing. Yeah.

I'm sure she was funny. I'm sure she, you know, had all the characteristics. I had in my head. Wait, you're saying you're, you're sure she was. Yeah, because guys, hello, he was waiting to meet somebody else. So you know what? She goes, can I show the table?

I said, no. What? I'm waiting on a client. You're an idiot. I had to. What is wrong with you? Well, guys, what would he do when the client got there? The client would be like, respect, respect, mad props, daps.

That's not. No, they wouldn't. This is why you guys don't go on client meetings. Because, no, we had, for like three weeks, we had set to have a business meeting. And I know. The one time I had to say no. But there wasn't an opportunity for you to maybe be like, hey, but maybe we could share a table another time. Maybe there was, but I definitely didn't do that because I'm not cool.

I was like, what you say? You said, can't right now. I'm going to work. I was like, oh, I said, oh, someone's about to sit there. And she said, oh, okay, thank you. And she walked off. And that's like, the client shows up and sees this hottie sitting with you and the client thinks, the client is a female. Listen. Lunchbox, wherever you're going with it, the client would not be thinking that. She's like, oh, this guy's got game. I'm going to do business with him. No, you don't even let me finished my statement he's going to be like, that's the clientele we're trying to bring in. He actually pulls that kind of demo, bring him on.

Pulls that kind of demo. We don't even know what kind of meeting he was having. A business meeting. Okay. But that's the one time that's ever happened in my life. Yeah. Where someone wants to share a table with you. Well, my need to share a table with you. Listen, here's what I don't know. I don't know if she really just was begging for a seat.

You said there was no seats. There were other seats you could have shared. Sure. She could stand up. But I could see how you have that quandary in your head of like, did she really need a table or did she want to get to know me? I know. No, no, because she wanted to get to know Bobby. This was

once in a lifetime situation. I know, and I blew it, huh? And you... Back to reality. Or you didn't blow it. Is that the most Bobby story ever? Yeah. It finally happens and then I can't get away. Sorry, she's a big thing. Unbelievable. Morgan number two, what's your take on this? Is a 24-year-old?

I think you should have, like, still gotten her number or something before turning her away. But I don't know that she even wanted. She may be just She needed a seat, guys. Will you trust me? She wanted everything about you. She wanted to get to know you, marry you, have your children. What were you wearing?

White sweater. Oh, yeah, yeah. I remember that. Oh, Amy's a scene if I was cute now. She's like, let me judge in my mind if I think someone was. I'm trying a picture. I need the full scene. She probably was attracted.

I mean, she was. Oh, you think I was hot today? Are you guessing she was 29? Yeah, I just my mind. Obviously. Bones, phones. If lunchbox was sitting at the table, do you think this girl would ask?

lunchbox can I share this table with you? I don't know. Be honest. No. No. No. One hundred percent. No way. Whoa! Whoa! Dude! Okay. Well, anyway, that's the story. I hate it. I know. Why does lunchbox have to get ripped on in that segment? Because Eddie... I just wanted to paint the picture. Okay.

It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So this blind man, Gene, he's been taking the same bus route for 20 years. When he gets off the bus, he knows exactly where to walk, where to go. to do. Well, some construction had changed things up a little bit for him, and there was some barrels in the way.

And the bus driver knew that Gene probably was going to have some issues with this. So the young bus driver pulled over the bus, and other passengers were cool with it. He got out and escorted Gene around the construction barrels so that he made sure to make it to his destination safely, because after 20

years doing the same thing, some construction can throw you off. That's good. Yeah. I know. They got it on video. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a tell me something good right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. It's crushing candy getting boring and you want to try something new. Then you have to play the puzzle game, Best Fiends. The game is so fun, you will not be able to put it down.

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Morgan number two aka Webgirl Morgan, aka Webgirl Morgan number two, loves it as well. So there we have it. Best Fiends. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. We're about 15 minutes away from Lunchbox revealing the name of his baby. And there's no joke.

No joke. Yesterday you led us to it, then you said, I can't say yet, because we haven't let the in-laws know. Correct. I defelt let on. No joke. So today's for real? We've all come in with things. I went with Jackson.

Jackson. Three Jackson's, me and me and Mike D. Eddie went with. Malcolm. Raymond, what do you think it is? I like Malcolm as well because he loved that TV show. Malcolm in the middle. All right. Morgan number two.

Mine is Miles Jackson. Miles. Okay. So, we'll find out which name Lunchbox pick. Nobody picked Taylor. No. He left that one out of the choices yesterday. So I'm just putting that out there.

Someone could take it. It'd be the only one to be the hero. No, you think he could be messing with us, though, right? I don't know. I think it's Jackson. Okay. Okay. So we'll find out coming up in a bit.

Over to Amy now with the Morning Corny. The Morning Corny. What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? What musical instrument is found in the bathroom? A tuba toothpaste. Oh. Yeah. I mean, that's a pretty funny.

That was the morning corny. I have a story for you, lunchbox. Yeah. Mattress firm is looking for a snooze turn. It's an intern who takes nap on their beds. Stop. Yeah, if you love naps, mattress firm has the perfect job for you. The company is hiring an intern.

It's a snooze turn to test mattresses at their bed quarters. It's a paid internship, and you don't have to be a college student to get it. It's a 20-hour-a-week job, open to anyone 18 and older, and they will pay the right person to take a nap. You get to nap for 20 hours? Give me the application. Well, here's what they say. See if you meet these requirements. Okay.

They must be proficient in napping, regardless the time of day. Can sleep anytime, any place. If you get hired, you'll be an in-house bed. tester. You'll need to be located near the Houston area to do this job. I can do it. He can do that. My in-laws live in Houston. Isn't that funny though? And then you have to host Facebook live events for the company talking about the bed. How cool is it? How much does that get paid? I don't know. I'm sure not a lot because a lot of people would do it. That's why jobs pay a lot. Jobs that pay a lot are jobs that not a lot of people can do. Because some of the hardest jobs

don't pay that much because a lot of people do them. But you do get paid. And you're getting paid to nap. Yeah, I think I would just get tired of napping, though. Like, everything regardless of what it is, even if it's eating ice cream, it all becomes a job all the time. Oh, yeah, you're right. It doesn't matter how awesome it is. If your job was just getting massages for eight hours a day, getting massages, eventually about a week until you go like, stop it.

You are underestimating how hard this job is. It's $200 a week, I've been told. You can nap on, like, on call. You have to be able to nap on demand. And I can, and not a lot of people can because. their brains work too much. Oh, is that it? Dude, lunchbox was born to do this job.

Well, they're paying $200 a week. And this is not a commercial, by the way. In any way. I'll get him a call. Lunchbox's baby name coming up in a few minutes, about 20 after. Over to Morgan number two. So Serena Williams' husband

apparently flew her to Italy just because she wanted Italian food. A couple things here. Yeah, we need to address. First thing. First thing, Serena Williams, the tennis player. Yes. She has a husband who runs Reddit, owns Reddit.

They're super rich. She craves some food, and he says, let's go to Italy to get some of that food. Get that to me, how rich is that? Oh, my goodness. Unbelievable. You can just get a plane and a flag. That's crazy. It's disgusting.

Secondly, what kind of food was it again? Just like Italian food. They went to some money. I get it. She sells on my grandma. Italian. That's funny. Oh, my goodness.

Yeah, I got that Kansas roots coming out. Yeah. little bit. So you call it Italian? Yeah, and I get made fun of all the time for it. Everybody's eyes went when you said that, but I had to hold them off a bit because I wanted to talk about how rich, that's a rich person. I mean, I've never heard of anything like that. No, that's pretty cool. And then to go to idly? Oh, God, great country. Yeah, I might want to go to idly. Look at you. Morgan number two. You're Italian. All right, thank you, Morgan number two. Anything you'd like to say about that? No, I just, I think that's awesome. And

man, if that's what you find, you got to keep her. That's a pretty good life. If you find money, you got to keep. That's what I hear. If you find someone that can spend money on you, you got to keep it. No, if he chooses to spend his money on a private plane to take you to Italy because you and I tell you? I don't think they were going American. What are you talking about?

Hey, Delta. I don't know. I don't think that's what she means. Is your boyfriend rich? No, I mean. Is his family coming money? Not really, no. Who comes? Who families more money? They're both middle class.

Okay. But really, if you had to rate them. No, like really, like very similar. One of them has more money. Today, go find out. You're going to have to ask both of our parents because I have no idea. All right. Have you ever been to get some Italian food over Natalie? No, I wish, though.

Yeah. One day. One day. You'll find a rich guy. If you find one, you got to hold on to it. If you have a guy that has money, he's a keeper. Hold on to him. If he means money that co-founded Reddit.

It's a keeper. Yeah, that's good. All right. Thank you, Morgan, number two. It's the moment you've all been waiting for. The most dramatic baby box update since last week. Baby box update. Since the day the baby was born,

this is the most dramatic announcement in baby box update history. What happened was one morning, lunchbox says, ah, she ain't going into labor early. And she goes into labor early. Oh, my goodness. Six weeks early. So crazy. So we're following on Twitter.

we don't even know what's happening in the hospital. We're all texting each other. Has he had the baby? Has he had the baby? He announces it on Twitter. We had the baby. Yeah. We talked to him the next day.

He said, Mom is healthy. The baby's early, but the baby's going to be fine. Thank you for all the thoughts. We're like, oh, my goodness. The next day he comes on and goes, it's a boy.

And then Eddie teases him, just for crying. Eddie teases you too much. I thought too much. Oh, you cry like a baby. No pun intended. I thought it was too much. I enjoy it.

Man, it happens. I tell myself I'm not going to cry and then it just happens. Like, it's weird. I don't know. And so then you come to tell us the name of the baby yesterday. And he says to us all, we haven't told the in-laws yet.

So he holds off till today. No more jokes today. No more jokes. No more jokes today. Is he going to cry? I don't think so. You don't think you'll cry? I don't know.

I'm looking at him now. He's getting a little teary eye. Look at him. Look at him. Okay. If you feel like crying. Oh, my goodness. He's going to cry.

And here's the thing, lunchbox, you feel like crying, crying. Really? I understand. I'm not judging good. I wish I could cry. Don't look at any. I'm staring at the lights. I cry out of the time.

I'm staring at the lights. I just never in all these years seen Lunchbox cry so much. I'm cried his wedding. And he still, but he tries to deny that. Yes, you did. I did. I admit when I cry and I did not cry at my wedding. Lunchbox, tell us what's up as of today.

Okay. So we've been going back and forth. My wife wanted Jackson. Then we started talking about Mount Miles, Taylor. Oh, four. Did you, can you eliminate the names for us? Can you eliminate one?

Like, Survivor style. Oh, yeah, yeah. We'll eliminate one. Is it one of those four names, though? Jackson is out. Oh, that's so what we've done. Because, like I said, I negotiated it. It could be a middle name, but not a first name.

So Jackson is gone. Will it be the middle name? No. Wow. What a twist. Because she wants to save it and maybe use it as a first name if we have a second child. So maybe she's naming the second baby. The kid's name's Axel Ace. It is.

Axel Ace. Tell us. Axel Ace. No, that's the names that he was dreaming of, remember? I love the name Axel. Tell us lunch. I love the name. You're eliminating Jackson. Yes. Okay. Next up on the chopping block, Miles. See you later.

Oh. I'm still in. Hit the road, Miles. So the only names left are Taylor and Malcolm. So it's either Taylor Mm-hmm. What's Baby Box's name going to be? Is it Taylor or Malcolm?

Is it Taylor? I'm going Taylor? Just because he didn't mention it. Yeah. If I'm leaning now, I go to Taylor because he didn't mention it, and I did go. Red Flag. Good observation by you. Guys, it's going to be Malcolm.

I said it from the beginning. Come on. Is it Taylor or Malcolm? Is it one of the two? No. Oh, my gosh. Crazy twist. Call on a crazy twist.

I'm going to play the song. It's a big. We're going to play this song. Ace in the hole. We're going to come back. It's none of the names he was teasing us with. Lunch is having a name party here this morning. Get a drum roll going.

It's not Malcolm. It's not Miles. It's not Jackson. It's not Taylor. Those are the four names we were told it could be. Why not those names, though? I was a curveball D. My wife came around to a name, and she brought it back up,

and I was so pumped that she, came back around to this name that I was like, yeah, that is it. That is the name. What has he ever said that maybe we're forgetting? Have you shared it with us at all? Ever. Have I ever shared it with you guys? I don't think I've ever shared it because the first time I said it, she just, eh-uh, right away. Hammer. Wow, so this was one of your ideas. This was my name. I suggested this name and she was totally against it. And then I guess at the last minute, she said she'd been marinating on it, and the more she thought about it. She loved the name.

Okay. Vegas. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Vegas. Oh, my God. His luck fuck went on like a two-day bender rise, the baby is being born. Or blackjack.

Say hello to baby roulette. Russian. No, not Russian. I thought it was Russian roulette. No, no, no. Oh, that's different games. We don't play that in Vegas. Never mind.

That's a hard game. casino. I'm so dumb. Okay. Lunch box? Please reveal your son's name. My son's name is River. River.

Wow. That is his name. Out of nowhere. Middle name? You've said that to us, I think. You've mentioned that. Maybe I have. I don't know.

But she shot it down in the beginning. But she came back around and his name is River. Wow, look at that. River Phoenix. Rivers Cuomo. He's the S, though. So it's River. River. Wow. Just no S on the end. Just river. What river specifically?

The Mighty Mississippi. Oh, Frio. Ooh, Amazon. The Amazon. The Nile. So, okay. Oh, gosh. When you look at him, does he look like a river?

Like, does he look like a... No. Cry me a river. Oh, you named it for a segment. Cry me a river. Oh. No, I didn't name him after the segment. What's your favorite?

river, though, really. Oh, if I had to say a favorite river, probably the Guadalupe. Guadalu. That's a good river. That's a good river. A little Guadalupe. Yeah. Wow. Well, listen. But that's his name is River. And so that's it. That's his name. And that will be his name forever. And we sent the birth certificate in. And hopefully in 15 years, he likes the name River because that's what he is. Quite the Free Spirit Mediterranean hippie type of name. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Who's in the river? Why did you think of that? I like the name River since I was about 13 years old when my friend's mom got pregnant with her third kid. It was his little brother and she was asking for names.

And for some reason, I said River. I suggested River Rock. She didn't take it. And when we were talking about names, that name popped in my head. And I was like, man, that's a great name. And it's free. And it's just free. Like you didn't charge you.

They didn't charge you to use it. No, no, no. I'm not like free, but it's just like, it's just a relaxing name. and I think it's just kind of cool and chill and it's not a name you hear every day. That is true. Well, congratulations, buddy. There he is, a little baby box.

Finally got it. That's awesome, dude. There you go. The Bobby Bones show. How do you feel about police posing as panhandlers and they're catching drivers not wearing their seatbelts? Such a sting operation.

I don't like that. Oh, you don't like that? No. I mean, what's the difference in them doing that and then also going undercover to catch a drug dealer? Breaking the law is breaking the law. I mean, there's a little bit more That's not true because there are different

levels of a law. A seatbelt Come on. Are we really wasting our police force to spend hours out on the street corner for a seatbelt aren't out of here. Cops there though, just playing devil's advocate here. Aren't they there to enforce the laws

that have been assigned to us because they help us? You get a ticket once for not wearing your seatbelt. You're wearing that seatbelt forever because you go, what a dumb ticket that was. It's just a money grab. It's a money graph. Oh, meeting that quota? Yeah, meeting the quota of getting some tickets. It's a way for them to be on the side of the road really close to see exactly at the red light who's buckled up and who's not.

Because if you see a police officer, you're going to buckle up real quick. If you see a panionler, you might be like, I'm going to unbuckle and be like, what are the suckers? Yeah. I mean, you got who? Okay, who likes it? Say I'm into it. Because if they get a real call, they're going to go get it. It's not like they're going to be held.

Yeah. Can't come to the robbery. guys, I'm too busy seatbelt and people. Guys, I got a lot of people without seat belts here. I got nine people held over. I cannot come to that assault. Yeah, that's not a thing. So I'm okay with it.

And also, this story coming out is people going, oh, we should put our seatbelts on. Like, it's a thing because it's a story, too. Now I'm going to be questioning if I give something to the, what do they do with donations? If people give them money or food? See, that's the thing. Do they donate? I've already got my defense in court. I would challenge the ticket and say, I took my seatbelt off because I was reaching to get my wallet,

so I could give the homeless man some money. Prove I wasn't. Oh, boy. Boom. Your honor. Speaking of criminals, a man shares the same name with the criminal. And he keeps getting arrested.

And then he goes, hey, that's not me. And they say, okay, well, let's see your birthday. His birthday matches, too. Oh, no. That's just so unfortunate. A guy in California keeps getting arrested for stuff he didn't do because he has the same name of birthday as a wanted criminal. Last Friday, he got sick and didn't want to be arrested anymore.

And so he then he resisted arrest. Now he's got to charge against him. Oh, no. Well, but that'll get dropped, right? Maybe. I mean, how much did he resist? Did he punch the cop or? A 34-year-old father of two named Jimmy Williams.

Man. Happened to show the same name as another Jimmy Williams, who won't stop breaking the law. That's a bummer. J-I-M-M-M-I-E, same birthday. Cop showed up his door. He was like, that's not me. Handcuffed him. He resisted and they tried to cuff him.

So he, like, pushed the cop. And now he had to post $2,500 bill just to get out of jail. That's terrible. I'll change my name. He's going to get paid back, right? Well, this happens to Mike D where people, where we go anywhere where they check in, like TV shows or they think he's that criminal. Yeah, because they have the exact same name.

Same age? I don't know about A. I think he's older, huh? Not the birthday, yeah, I think they're older. But they're both Hispanic males with the same name. And so. Always got to get cleared. Oh, and we went to Fox News and did a thing.

They held them. That's crazy. We went, I was doing American Idol. They held them at the gate. The airport, Canadian jail. I mean, this guy's a bad dude to be on all those lists. He's on every list. All country's list.

It's crazy. I wonder who that guy is. Wow. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. Students and staff at St. Mary's Academy in Colorado are celebrating after an entire class earned a perfect score on an AP calculus exam. The whole class.

And if that's not oppressive enough, the teacher has done this four years in a row. where he has trained, taught, instructed this class to no calculus, AP calculus to the level where all the class got perfect scores. So shout out to this teacher for preparing them well.

Shout out to these students for letting that teacher establish a relationship with them to trust them. And they did it. Isn't that awesome? Maybe I'm nerdy, but I love it. No, that's cool.

That's cool. You don't like that, Ledge? I mean, it has to be a take-home test, right? No. A take-home AP calculus? test? Yeah, I don't think I don't know. I didn't want to screw up that test. You mean the one? I don't know that you'd get into AP calculus though. Just being on. All you do is sign up.

No, no, no, no. You never got into AP classes. No, I had AP world history. I just signed up for it. Okay, but not AP calculus. I was in like intermediate maths, trust me. I was in pre-calculus. I failed that. Failed geometry too. And all morning yesterday and even today, people are calling talking about their lottery wins. I think this is a cool thing too. Tell me something good. Cheryl and DC. Hi, Cheryl. Hey, how are you?

Good. So your mom won the lottery, huh? Yeah, she played the bonus match five in Maryland, and she played, she picked her own numbers, and she played two tickets and won $50,000 on each. Wait, so she won $100,000. Yeah. Wow. On two different tickets. That is so unreal. That's a tell me something good. Don't get angry.

This is a tell me something good. Tell me something good. Hey, thank you for sharing your story. Tell me something good. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let's go. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show.

That's right. Now, here he is. Turn it up. So there's a whole story about American accents and what accents are the sexiest. And they say the number one sexiest American accent is the southern accent. Yeah. What's the deal? Ladies.

Yeah. Is your Southern? I don't know. You tell me. I think it is. Yeah. I mean, I have a Southern accent, but it's different than his. So different.

You just say words weird. Mine is a little twangier and slower. His is, maybe you have a tech. I don't know. Here are the five sexiest. Southern is one. Two, no one ever comes to me goes, I love the way you talk. Yeah, they do.

Not really. Really? Texas accent. Which, what's a Texas accent? How do y'all? How do you? Those are just words, though. Yeah.

Well, you know you talk like you're from Texas And everything's big here It depends on which parts of Texas, too I mean New York is three, Boston is four And the West Coast is five What's the West Coast? Oh, West Coast Valley Girl? It has to be like the ah

Yeah But yeah, southern is I feel like people think I'm dumb Just because I speak with a Southern accent What? Yeah, like people in New York and L.A. I go And they're like, oh, bless your heart But you don't tell them that you won like a bunch of

What do you call it in geography? It never comes up. Never? No, it doesn't ever come up. Yeah, there's that. You know what I'm doing? So I bring that up because I'm in Philadelphia. No.

What do you call it now? Oh, I'm in Philly, sorry. There you go. There you go. I'm speaking at a podcast convention today. And so everyone's accent's really thick up here. All of our accents are thick. Everybody's accent's thick.

And so I'm doing this. And then tomorrow, I guess we're in Cheyenne, Wyoming. We're playing The Raging Idiots, our band. Whoa! I know. playing Cheyent Frontier Days. It's awesome. And then I fly back and I'm going to Weezer on Saturday in Nashville.

Did you know they were playing Nashville? No, I had no idea. So I've been studying set lists. Why do you study the set list? Why not just go and enjoy what song comes next? Why do you want to go into a concert knowing what's coming? Because I want to make sure I know all the songs. And if there are a couple I don't, I want to know.

I like to go to shows and sing along. I don't like to hear music, just hear music. Wait, you find out the songs that you don't know beforehand and then you learn them? Yeah. What a loser. Is that nerdy? Should they post their set list?

Like, you know? Well, they don't, but you can go to like setlist.com. Is how this doork does research. So, are you going to come in with a set list written down a piece of paper and are you going to, please, please just do not do this. Don't come in with a set list written down and do not have a Weezer shirt on. Okay, first of all, I will screenshot the set list on my phone. Which is fine.

And then I will absolutely, I mean, I, if I, if I, if I, if I, I mean, I have like four Weezer shirts. Hey, who's going to be the biggest tool at the concert? You're looking at him. Wait, why are you being such a hater? You waited in line for hours to meet a teen mom. Yes, but I didn't have a teen mom shirt on. Because they don't make them.

Anyway, I'm going to Weezer Saturday. Yeah. You taking a girl? Not a girlfriend. Just a girl? Yeah. She's been with a boyfriend. It's Nikita.

Oh, yeah. It's just our friend. Yeah. She's the only one that would go to shows with me. So. If you want to destroy my sweater Oh, oh, whoa. Hold this trend as I walk away.

I'm going to be singing my brains out, man. Yeah, because you're going to know the set list. I am. So are you going to be the guy like, someone's like next to you? Man, I hope they play this song here. I'm like, actually, it's coming up in three songs. Don't do that. Well, you'll be able to like know when do you use the restroom, when to not.

Hey, guys, now's not a good time to go anywhere. Why is everybody hating on me all this time? You're right, lunchbox. There aren't those people. Like, hey, man, I can't believe they didn't play the sweater song. I don't worry, that's the encore song, man. They're going to come back out. I have never encountered anybody like that at a concert.

I have, for sure, yes. A Pearl Jam concert, the big fans, they'll be like, oh yeah, they always close with Bob O'Reilly. And they all sound like that. Why does this turn into a Bobby Hate Fest? I'm just sharing, I'm going to Weezer. I think it's cool that you wear your shirt, though. No. Support your band, dude.

I want to. I wear my glasses because of... I forgot about the glasses. Oh, man, this could be too much. What? Like, I'm such a weaser. Listen, I'm a huge nerd. I've always been a nerd.

I've never fit in. My whole life, I never fit in. And I just embraced my nerdiness. So I found nerds that I enjoyed. And that would be Rivers Cuomo and Buddy Holly, right? And they both have these darkroom glasses. So I said, I can't see. And I enjoy them.

Those are rock stars. They aren't nerds. They're nerds. They're nerds. They're nerds. They're nerds. Rivers Cuomo equipped music to go back to Harvard. Yes, but he's a rock star now.

Yeah, but nerds are rock stars. Bones, if you show, no one's going to know that you really need your glasses. We all know that you use your glasses because you need them. But do you show up to a Weezer's concert? In a Weezer shirt? In a shirt and your glasses? Oh, dude. Oh, they're going to think I'm doing a Rivers Cuomo impression?

Oh, yeah. But that's my real life. But Rivers Cuomo probably doesn't wear a Weezer shirt. But I wear Weezer shirts without going to concerts and one of these glasses. No, we know that. But they don't. Oh, my gosh. You all are overthinking it.

You probably over thinking you. I love this song. Yeah, right? It's gonna be such a good show. What's your favorite Weaser song? Probably Buddy Holly. Listen, I love Buddy Holly, and I love Wither, and Weezer did a song about Buddy Holly.

Too much. And the glasses, it's like... Because I do look just like Buddy Holly. Anyway, you guys are haters. I have a list of the defining movie quotes for every year in the 2000s. So every year gets one movie. The biggest movie of the year, and I'll give you a quote from it.

Okay. And all you have to do is get it. Let's go. Amy, you're up first. From the year 2000. Wilson! Um, uh, Wilson? With Tom Hanks.

That's what I say, right? That's your guess? You need the name of the movie. Oh, castaway. Oh, wow. I thought she was going to miss that. I know. I thought she was going to call it Wilson.

Yeah, I did too. I thought she was going to call it Tom Hanks. Lunchbox. Name the movie from 2001. We'll go one year up. I like that. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy.

Happy people just don't go shoot their husbands. They just don't. Oh. They don't go shoot their husband. You heard me kind of read it in that style, too. I tried to give you a little. Old school. No.

Legally blonde. Such a good one. I fell asleep in that movie. Eddie. I saw in the theater. Yeah, I'm just going one year at a time. What year is mine? 2002.

Oh, great year. My precious. Oh, that's the Hobbit. Lord of the Rings The Hobbit No, it's a prequel that came out later That's not what it's called It is not

Stupid Amy from 2003 Just keep swimming Just keep swimming I don't even Um Old school Finding Nemo

Oh I'm so dumb Lunchbox from 2004 Oh yeah My ear So Fetch That is so mean girls Oh, good one.

Eddie, from 2005. Come on. I wish I knew how to quit you. Oh, Brokeback Mountain. Yeah. Yeah, never seen that movie. All tied at one. All right.

We got one more round. 2006, Amy. This is Sparta! This is Sparta? Oh, my gosh. Gladiators. 300. Oh, it's so old.

Oh, you missed it. Lunchbox. Yep. Oh, yours is easy. Yeah, it's one year up, 2007. I love that year. I am McLevin. Oh, that is...

I am McLevin. There it is. Eddie, to tie. Okay. Why so serious. What? From 2008. I'm so serious.

Why so serious? I mean, that sounds like the same one I got last, Lord of the Rings. No, the Dark Night. Oh, that sounded just like him. That is. All he does is win. All he does is have babies and names. Name woman.

There is. There is. Give it up for our band out there. He said he's a movie guy. That dude did it right there. Hey, Courtney's on in Arizona. Hey, Courtney. Hey, Bobby.

How are you today? I'm good. I'm a first-time caller. I appreciate that. Yay, yeah. I just wanted to call. So, this whole thing started. I used to take my three-year-old to preschool,

and he heard a little boy on your show, and so he wanted to call Bobby Brown's. show so we would call and call and I don't take him to school anymore and I just kind of kept calling every morning and I got through so James my favorite old shout out he will you know die when he hears this when I play it for him on the podcast but this is awesome um I just want to say I listen to you guys every day and um Bobby I just hope you keep doing what you're doing you said you built this from the ground up and it affects a lot of people in really positive ways and so I hope that that you know that and that you remember that and whatever you choose to go do.

And, uh, Amy, I just want to shout out you because you have completely inspired me and my husband. And, um, I rock my four things tote to work every day and, uh, really inspired by, uh, your faith. And it's, uh, inspiring our faith and to get us out there and to start helping more people. And, um, I just want to say, I appreciate all of you. I listen to this. Thank you. Wow. Yeah.

I know, I got some decisions to make about what's happening here. I know what's going to happen. You know, I think, I don't know. I just don't know, you know. Yeah, you know, that's okay. That's absolutely okay. It happens to everyone, the best of us. But, you know, you've been doing things right so far.

Would you still like me if I left the show? Would you be like, I'm still in it with Bobby? That's cool. I'll follow you on Instagram still. Oh, absolutely. Bobby, I think you as a person, your show doesn't define you. You define your show. I love this caller.

You know, you can define your show. Is this a plant? Sometimes I'll read on it. the internet how radio shows will hire plant callers to call in? No. Do bits? Yeah. We don't do that. Never. No. Never. But this caller is so good. Really? She's great advice, too. Maybe I should just start paying her for now on.

Yeah. She's positive. Yeah, yeah. Look at you. Hey, Courtney, so... Honestly, I'm just living through you guys. I swear. I want a little hard time. And it, uh, your morning show. I'm not from Arizona. I live here. My family and I moved here. And we didn't have any friends. And honestly, like, your morning show is not us through, just not knowing anybody. It was just crazy.

And, you know, and we just kind of felt lost. And Amy, you always talk about your faith and your kids. And, I mean, I've been praying for your family. And I'm fan-girling right now. I don't know. Yeah, you're all right. Hey, I tell you what, if you would like one, I will send you a copy of my new book and I'll write a note in there for you if you would like that.

That would be amazing. I already have a copy. I've bought both of them. I'll take a third. I will never say no. Well, I'll sign it if you care. I mean, listen, I don't have to. If you already have it. No, Bobby, I care. Okay. Just making sure.

Okay. Hold on a second. I'm going to put on, will you have her? I put on hold to Courtney in Arizona. Hey, look at that. That's a good call, huh? I'm not that. More than good. I can take on the world now. Yeah.

She's great. You're going to make it after all. I liked her line of like, you don't define the show. Wait, what? No. The show doesn't define you. You define the show. That's good.

Yeah. Yeah, I'll get her a book. By the way, I have a book out. It's called Fail Until You Don't. Doing rather well, oddly. So still, are we tracking it? How can we, someone's still tracking how it does? They track all the things all the time.

It was the number one bestseller in the hardest area to be even considered in, which is the self-help advice. That's cool. I know. It is cool. Something bad has got to happen to me soon, though, right? That's how this works, right? No, no, no, no.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Like a numbers thing? Listen, I'm going to tell you, I was so anxious. had no confidence going into that book tour because I had spent six months writing this book and then I'd have to go promote it much like the first book but I had a friend, our photographer friend, Zach

Massey reached out because I gave him an early copy and sent me this really, and I knew he wouldn't lie to me. And he's like, hey, here's what I think about this book and here's what I often read and I was like, man, they gave me so much confidence, like a random message from you guys are the first level of friends. Yeah. From a secondary friend, which is still very, which is still close.

Really, so my point is just saying, kind words to someone. Honest, authentic kind words really does mean a lot because that really pushed me into that book tour. Because I can't trust any of you guys.

You're all going to say things. And you didn't even read it. I thought you just said we were first to you are, but you can't trust us? Yeah, it's true. You guys especially. On the book stuff. On the book stuff.

Because you guys didn't read it either. But I didn't expect you to, you know what? No one's saying anything. Yeah, I read the first one. I'm still working on the second one. You know me. You hear the book the whole time. You hear the book.

You don't need to read. Yeah, but I don't want to fail until I don't. There we go. A teenager regularly ate bags of snacks. Mostly hot Cheetos and tockis. I don't know what toky. Oh, talkies are delicious.

Oh, wait for the story then. She had stomach pains from eating so much of them. They had to pull her gallbladder out. Wow, that's crazy. Because she ate so much hot chitos and tachis. Oh, man. Taki's another hot, like Dorito type chip, but hot, like a corn chip. And my daughter's obsessed with them, too.

They come in a purple bag, and they are so good. This girl would eat. Basically a big bag a day. Wow. That's a lot. And while spicy snacks aren't tied to gallbladder problems, doctors have blamed the controversial junk foods for stomach issues. After downing the spicy chips, the 17-year-old girl, felt sick to her stomach.

She goes to the hospital. They're like, gallbladder time. Get it out, boys. Step. Clear! I don't know about all that. Sounds serious. Yeah, so medical professionals, they're like, hey, man, you eat these high-fat snacks,

and the Cheetos and the Tockeys, they're the big ones right now. Everybody's eating because Amy's daughter loves them. Yeah. Then she learned about them at school and she tries to get me to buy them and keep them at home. Like, oh, probably not. Isn't that crazy? It's a lot. Anything, though, you hear people drinking a bunch of Red Bull and all of a sudden their energy explode.

Anything in large amounts is what you're saying? Even healthy things. Really? First of all, mostly unhealthy things. Sure. Like, I don't think I'm an OD in cauliflower. I'll be honest with you. A bunch of cauliflower.

I don't know. It's going to take a whole lot more. You drink seven red Bulls. Watch what happens. You eat seven heads of cauliflower. Take a nap. You're good. You're good.

I did read some crazy story of a woman having too many Brussels sprouts, though. I can't remember what happened to her, but... What? I think that's a thing. So, yeah, yeah. I don't know. I'm not into the talkies or the Hot Cheetos culture. I just know I saw a chip and a gallbladder.

I used to eat funyons a lot. Oh, those are good. I would drink a three-liter Mountain Dew and a bag of funnions every day in college. Kimmel, you're still here. And my food, my healthy food was a baloney sandwich, white bread and baloney. Oh, that was healthy to you? That was, one, it was cheap because I can afford anything but that. And then two, it was clean.

Tons of mustard. Oh, good, good, good. One piece of bologna, tons of mustard, and white bread. And that was a healthy lunch to me. And maybe a small bag of Doritos, because I don't have too many Doritos. I was eating healthy. Yeah, a little bag is good for you. Yeah, just a low bag, right?

Yeah. Bobbybones.com. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me. Oh, this is my bones. Bobby Bones show. That's right.

Yeah, what's happening, everybody? Amy's got the news over there Here's Amy's pile of stories You know type A, type B, type You know, how many types of people do you think there are? I don't know Just two type A is the leader and type B is a follower Okay, yeah, well and you're type A

Yeah, for sure, hardcore Well now they've come up with A type D which is a person that is distressed Individuals with this label are likely to be anxious, lonely and even traumatized Type D. So you can be type D. So bones is A D.

A little bit of A, a little bit of D. Eddie, stop. No, are you not? I think we all have a little anxiety and loneliness and trauma at different levels. Type A. D. Aw. Major D.

Yeah, so now, I mean, how about people label you is that? Because I think we felt accepted. Big D, yeah. Like if we're type A, type B, whatever. But now someone's like, ooh, they're tied D. I'm like, Bobby, that's big D. All right, what else is? Okay, yeah.

Oh, dear. Okay, so some number crunchers at the Census Bureau have discovered that men lie about their salary reporting higher earnings when their wife earns more than they do. So they compared what they fill out on surveys to what they file in their tax support, the IRS. And they definitely claim to make more when they really don't. Men feel like they have to provide. That's right. What we're here for. No, I said feel.

So if your wife made more than you, which she might, we don't know. She doesn't. But if she did. If she did. You would lie about it, right? She'd get a different job. Okay. Because I'd definitely lie about it.

Okay, so he could be a lie right now. We don't know. Okay, so here are things that guys should own by 25. And I mean, we're all older than that, but like Bobby single, Ray, like Mike D. I don't know things that you actually own. But do you have an actual bed frame? Let's all just answer out loud. Yes?

No. Ray doesn't, no. Ray Mundo does not. Cookware. Yes. Not my own. A savings account. Yes.

A well-tailored suit. Very small. Raymond, how old are you? 32. 32. Okay. A well-tailored suit. Yeah.

It's a suit, not well-tailored. Skin care products. Yeah, but I don't really use them. But I have them. Do you have them? Yes. Oh, he does. Yeah.

I would go no then. I'd lean toward no. You don't have her a skin care routine at 38? No skincare routine at all. Your skin looks so good for having no routine. I never been in the sun or had friends or people don't like me. So I don't fix my hair.

I don't put stuff on my face. I thought for sure by now you had some regimen. Nothing. Like. I don't, nope, nothing. Wow. Nice job. Good jeans or good docks?

Well, no docks yet. Yeah, what else? Boxer briefs. Yeah. And an everyday clone. No, I don't work clown. I've never worked a clone. Like eighth grade once.

Brute. What was that cool water? Oh, Cool water was so cool. Brute. It was a Walmart. It's one I got Walmart. I don't wear clone.

Ready? You did? Yeah, I wear clone all the time. CK1. Spice bomb. Oh, that's what my husband wears. So good. Okay.

Amy, that's my pile. There you go. Thank you. That was Amy's pile of stories. Bobby Boom. Come on. All right. Thank you all.

I'm going to go speak at this convention. I don't know what's going to happen, but I'm going to talk about the world of podcast. That's awesome. Yippy dippy. And then I'm going to. Tomorrow. Tomorrow we go play Cheyenne.

If you're in Denver or Cheyenne or in the area, we're playing Cheyenne Frontiery. Yeah, Raging Idiots, our band. Amy, what's happening today? Hanging out with the kids. And that's about it. Lunchy? Hospital and... That's about it.

Eduardo? I was thinking about going to play soccer golf. Oh, my goodness. That's the guy. This nice day outside. Why not? Living the live. Slop the white pebble around.

There you go. All right. We'll see it tomorrow. Thank you, everybody, for listening. Tomorrow with the dance party. Kenny Chesney's in tomorrow. By the way, Kenny Chesney, that'll be good. So we'll see you tomorrow.

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