The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Asks Strangers To Help Him Put On Sunscreen + Bobby Spreads Dusty's Ashes + Craig Campbell Stops By

Episode Date: April 10, 2018

Lunchbox asks complete strangers to help him put on sunscreen, Bobby spreads Dusty's ashes and Craig Campbell stops by the studio Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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And I was Insta-Storing Amy, because we look at each other through a computer. Why are you looking at me disgusted? I didn't know you Insta-Storyed me. You were singing along. some Kennedy Chesney, loud. Oh. Yeah. But I wanted people to see how when we do the show in different cities, what it looks like.

Oh, yeah. And basically, it's no fancy. It's just me on FaceTime, talking to Amy on FaceTime, and we do the show. And I'm in a studio in Austin, which, by the way, is nicer than the studio in Nashville. For sure. Very nice. Like, if I can just throw that out there, there's a nicer couch. There are monitors.

Microphones are nice. It's just a nicer, you know, Yeah. But what are you going to do? I don't know. What do you do? I think you just whine about it. That's what I do.

I know, but you've been whining about it for a while. Nobody's listening. Yeah, no one's paying attention to your whining. But I like the whining. It's fun. That's not true. People are paying attention. And, you know, we're just kind of waiting to see what happens.

Oh, they are? Yeah. Okay. I'll leave it there. All right. I'll leave that there. I can't wait. Yeah, so here we are.

It's Tuesday. I went to at dinner last night. So I didn't get until pretty late. I went at dinner last night with my friend of Mon. Oh, so, yeah, he went out with Traynor Monde. Yeah, we had some oysters. Boy, I just can't do the spicy, though. Like, I did oysters, and I put on some of that horseradish,

and you put on too much, and it comes at your nose. Oh, yeah. And then it had some sort of soup. It was spicy. I'm really Caucasian, like extremely. I mean, I'm just white bread, man, that anything spicy is not in me. But Eddie, you're not really a big spice guy too, though, huh? No, I'm a pretty Caucasian Mexican.

Yeah? Yeah, I think so because spice stuff. I've barely, barely been getting used to a little bit of spice, but I still can't do really hot. And I'm Mexican, straight up. Your dad like spice? Oh, yeah, they love the hot stuff. And so do you feel like a failure because your dad loves spice

and he's Mexican and you're not? Well, I look at it, like he's way older, so maybe when I'm his age, like maybe I'll have those, taste buds. Amy, you like spice? Yeah. I can take, I can handle it a little bit. Have you guys developed any adult taste buds?

Oh, like, yeah, like I like vegetables a little better than I did when I was a kid. Brussels sprouts. Like I'll eat celery now. For me, it's olives. I can eat olives. I hated olives as a kid, but I'll eat olives now. I'll eat them like a boss. It's all the olive up, man.

That's so gross. No. The thing about Brussels sprouts, here's the thing. Now they make Brussels sprouts with like, caramel, salts. The brussels the part that you don't even taste. Yeah, you throw all that crap on anything

and it's going to taste good. Yeah, dog crap. Little sugar, a little sodium. Yeah. A little bit this, little bit of that. I know, Brussels sprouts are just kind of like the end veggie for a while. That's why when we were kids

that were so gross because they hadn't figured out how to make them so tasty yet. Yeah, my mom would just boil them and think that was awesome. I was like, no. Yeah, I mean, I was okay with Brussels. Sprott's as a kid, but I do love them now. If you do Brussels sprouts bad now, you're just a bad restaurant.

Oh, wow. Because there are so many good options out there to make Brussels sprouts. If I go somewhere and they're bad Brussels sprouts, I'm like, okay, they're just not a good restaurant because everybody does good Brussels sprouts now. Yeah. And it's a trendy food. Oh, you know what else is good now? Squash.

Ugh, I'm so weird. Which kind? I like squash. I've always liked squash, I think. My grandma used to make fried squash. Oh, well, anything fried. Yeah, but. it turned into also liking squash that wasn't fried because I liked fried squash.

Same thing with okra. I used to eat tons of fried okra because my grandma would make it. Oh, I love fried okra. But then I can eat normal okra now because I love fried okra so much. Some of that taste I'm cool with. Yeah, I can see that. Oh, I know a grown-up thing. Peanut Tempe tacos, that's a grown-up thing.

Oh, is that your vegan tacos? That's your vegan tacos. That's my vegan tacos. Hold the smoothie. Yeah. Not today, Frank. Oh, boy. lunchbox called the vegan place in town and ordered lunch,

and they automatically knew what his order was. He's their number one customer. And Eddie, Eddie was recording him. Got him. And they say, would you like your normal smoothies? It's not today. Not today. That's my grown-up palate.

Hey, so on today's show, I mean, we're playing Craig Campbell, but he played acoustic. We can't play that, huh? No. So we're playing just the interview part? Oh, no. But they're just hooks and verses. Yeah, I know. I still don't think we can play it.

But the difference is on the show, sometimes you'll get an edited interview. And we just throw the whole interview up. So you'll hear more of Craig Campbell talking about stuff than you heard on the radio show. But that happened. We talked to Jana Kramer today, so that's coming up. Anything Amy you want to mention? No, uh-uh. I would like to mention this Sunday you're going to be on American Idol.

Why do you watch? Why were you being so weird about that earlier? Yeah, that was weird. What do you mean weird about it earlier? Oh, because you called her out on maybe not watching it. Yeah, I only watch it. I have not watched that show. I watched it for you,

and I'm watching it next Sunday again for you. No, my point was, even if you watched it for me, you knew who those people were. Yeah, no, I can't picture in my head. Once you said red beret, I knew who it was. But I, in the long hair curly dude,

I know everybody you've mentored so far. Yes. I ain't hating. I'm not hating either. Yeah, I just giving you a hard time. Oh, okay. I'm just trying to support you being on Idol this Sunday. Thank you very much.

At what time? 7 p.m. Central. 8 p.m. Eastern. 8.7 Central. However he's supposed to say it. Because it's also 8 on Pacific Time. Okay. Yeah.

So, yeah. Well, thank you for promoting that. I'll be in Albuquerque and Wichita Falls. I'm trying to think of, and Charleston, South Carolina, doing stand-up, Bobby Bonescom. Lunchbox, anything before we start the show? No, I got nothing unless you want to go bid on those guitars that I got on my Twitter. But if you don't... That's something.

Then say it. I'm saying, yes, for a kid power organization I volunteer for. They are auctioning off guitar signed by Keith Urban, John Mayer, Luke Bryan to raise money for their organization if you want to go bid. That'd be great. I got the link on my Twitter. Have you noticed more people going over to bid since you've talked about it here? It does better if you or Amy tweet about it. People don't really listen to me when I say go bid.

I don't know why. I ask me to go bid and it's like, okay, cool. Oh, well. Do you feel though that because you talk about, you say a lot of nonsense that people just go, oh, it's just nonsense. Probably. I don't know that I don't see it as nonsense, but they may see it as nonsense. Also, let's put a congratulations out there to Lindsay L. Who had a number one in Canada with Criminal. First time a Canadian female in 10 years has had a number one.

That's awesome. And so now, you know, she's trying to fight up the American chart. She's the highest female now on the American chart, like number 21. But, you know, it's going to be a tough go because females have a tough go. So what I would encourage you to do is support female artists by downloading their singles. If it's Lindsay or Lauren Elena doing fine or Jillian Jackal and reasons,

let me throw that out there. I think that's a cool thing. But congratulations to Lindsay L. Just doing it big. After we broke up, she decided right then she was going to do it big and stick it and rub in my face. That's right.

Yeah. I love it. Hey, good for her. No, seriously, download Criminal. Help her out. That'd be good. All right, here's the show from today. Thank you for listening.

Goodbye. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Yeah, welcome to the show. Morning Studio. Morning. Look at this. Here we are again on a Tuesday morning. Today, Craig Campbell, we'll be stopping by. We'll talk to Jana Kramer.

This is just some new music out that I really enjoy. There's a song from Brothers Osborne called Pushing Up Daisies, and they were in yesterday. This is a song that was just released as part of one of their, they call it instant grat tracks. So as an album starts to come out, they start dropping these songs little by little. And this song is called Pushing Up Daisies. It is so good. There you go. It's good. Jana Kramer has a new song too.

It's really good. But it's a bad word. I don't say bad words. Did someone say the name of the song? Eddie, do you know it? No, what is it? It's the D word. It's like, dang it.

Damn. Yeah, it's like dang it. It. Oh, damn it. There it is. Damn it. Still don't understand. Picture.

I just. Damn it. There you go. Some new music. I woke up this morning and listen to that. Although I will say that a little bit, I'm upset because when you, when you get in really early, no one's in the office for the most part. And there's someone at work who has a jar of candy.

And she just loaded it up like three days ago. So I come in and I eat the jar of candy. And like I just go, because it's free. There's, she just, you walk by and you enjoy a piece of candy. Well, so the candy lady is at her desk this morning and I'm not able to eat any candy. Such the predicament. I know. And because somebody's been eating the candy before she gets to work.

and I don't know who that is, and I think they're trying to figure it out, and if I go up and eat the candy, they'll know it's me. So here I am doing the show. You know what I like? Those little crackle bars. Oh, those are so good.

And I would never buy one at the gas station, but if they're tiny, they are so appealing. Little red, go crackles, like snap, crackle pop in the candy bar. Yep, exactly. Because it's kind of like, of those mini ones,

it's one of the best ones, the crackle and the Mr. Good bar, the yellow one. You know what else I like of the tiny ones are not the crackle, But what's the other blue one that has kind of the crackling in it too? Crunch? Yeah, that's the crunch.

That's the OG. Oh, you're talking my breakfast language now. Man. Well, we're here. I think we've got a pretty good show. I mean, I can address the good housekeeping.com article that said Twitter is obsessing over the Bobby Bones theory on American Idol. Have you guys heard of this theory? No.

I know. I'll say this, and we'll come back to it. You know, we talked on the show briefly yesterday about my American Idol appearance. Not a whole lot, but... If you're feeling super emotional, be super emotional. I think we have to bring it back up today. I think the people want to hear me talk about it a little more. Yeah, probably.

I didn't think they did yesterday, so I didn't. But the one thing I say, remember... If you're feeling super emotional, be super emotional. And I feel like talking about it, so I think I'll talk about it. Yeah, if you feel like talking about it, you should talk about it. Yeah. Recognizing people, doing cool things. It's ICU.

An unnamed police officer bought prescriptions for a man who couldn't afford them after an emergency room visit. Richard Yuaz had been in the emergency room for a fall that hurt his leg. He told the doctor that a pain pill prescription would be no good because he didn't have insurance, nor did he have money. A police officer who they still don't know who it was, heard the conversation and when it paid for it. All they said was an officer who paid out of his own money. That's huge. Yeah, shout out. That's two awesome police officer stories in a row the last two days.

So I see you. I'm just giving that one to police officers everywhere. Let's go over to Raymond with the news. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Raimundo in Airline News on an American Airlines flight. We're now finding out about a toddler that was hit by an oxygen canister. It fell from the ceiling. The child is okay.

Authorities are investigating. In weather news, most of the country is going to be in the 60s and 70s today. watch out Florida tons of rain. And finally in sports news, Trevor Davis, a Green Bay Packers wide receiver, was accused of making a false bomb threat. He was at the L.A. airport, an employee asked if he had any explosives in his bag, and he said yes. He later said he was kidding.

The threat was taken seriously. He was arrested. I absolutely will not use one of those hand dryers in public bathrooms. Why? Because they just seem so gross. Like, I feel like it's just poopy air. coming out of the hand dryers. Oh, well, I thought that was just...

Well, why, though? I mean, it's just air. Well, because I feel like it's poopy air. Okay. Now, I never had anything of significance to tell me I was right or wrong until this story. Oh, no. Now you present to us. Hand dryers in public bathrooms suck in bacteria from flushing toilets.

What? How? And may spread deadly MRSA and other bacteria. Oh, dear. And then it goes to the science of it in rooms without dryers. Just six bacterial colonies grow. But with the 30 seconds of dryer air, up to 254 colonies appear. And basically, if there's a hand dryer in a bathroom, just dry it on your pants.

Don't put it behind the air. I'm with you. Get out. Oh, man. Sometimes I stick my face under those. Oh, my goodness. What's a poopy face? Oh, poopy face.

I don't know why. Like if my hair needs a little extra volume or something, I just kind of get under there and like let it do its thing. But, ew. What's wrong with you, Amy? I cannot be the only person that does that. Okay, anyone else in the room stick their mouth underneath the dryer? Not my mouth, but my head and my face.

So it's either the hand dryer or the ones that you put it in and like your hands fit into the crevice. Yeah. Just keep your hands out of those. Well, but a lot of bathrooms, that's the only option they give you to save on paper. Just don't wash your hands. No. Oh, there we go. That's it.

It goes back to lunchbox that don't wash your hands. Yeah. Bobby bones. Time for the positivity. Look, tell me something good. Oh, yeah. I go first. An Olympic runner donates 200 pairs of running shoes to kids.

Jenny Simpson represented the United States in three Olympics, meddled, and now she's sharing a passion for running by donating 200 pairs of shoes to kids in Colorado. Wow. She visited Pinnock Elementary School and Briden handed the shoes over to young runners and kids who couldn't afford it who want to be runners. I thought that was pretty cool. She used what she loves and she was able to give kids shoes. Amy, you're up. So if you ever happen to be a tourist in Rome and you throw money into this one particular fountain, the Rome has this deal with a local charity where all the money goes to provide food and shelter to the city's poor and needy. And get this. They get $1.5 million each. year from people just throwing pennies and nickels and dimes or whatever into the fountain. I wonder if they have issue of people jumping in there trying to take money.

Oh, I don't know. They say city workers remove points from the fountain using high-powered vacuums each day. That's cool. Lunchbox, you're up, babe. Harry Donovan, he's an old fella, 96 years old, fought back in World War II, and he had a 67 Mustang, and he always planned to restore it and give it to his grandkids. We paid a mechanic $1,700 to fix it up. Mechanic took the Mustang and his money.

Someone tracked down the Mustang, volunteers, put the car back together. Wow, they tracked it down, found it. And souped it all up. That's cool. Yeah, there you go, Sonny. That's their old hairy. What's that voice? That's old Harry.

Oh, got it. Bobby Bones. I've never been a big caffeine guy in the morning. I never had to drink coffee or anything to get me going. And about three weeks ago, I started drinking a little caffeine. And now when I don't drink it, it's like there's a cloud of. above my eyes that I can't shake. And yesterday morning we were doing the show, I didn't drink anything.

And I kept thinking, why am I not right on that edge I like to be? And it's because I didn't have caffeine. I've now fallen into the group. Yeah, I mean, it's a stimulant. Get on it. But I wasn't giving it to my body, so it was working backward. Right, exactly. That's what happens with stuff like that.

And then if you really get hooked and then you try to wean yourself off of it, you're going to get headaches and go. through withdrawal. I'm probably already there. Do you drink coffee, Amy? Yes. Every morning? Yeah, most every morning. I have some sort of, whether it's tea or coffee, yeah, or this like plant drink I have sometimes, special from a special leaf. Yeah. Sometimes people would say, well, if I don't have my coffee, I just can't get going. Like, I get it now. Yeah. Or don't talk to me before I've had my first cup, stuff like that. Yeah. And it's not coffee for me. I have a chai latte, which is a tea, but they put a shot of espresso in it.

Which the espresso is coffee. And it's what tastes bad. It's the part that's like, but I take it like a man. That's right. And you look like a man, taking it. Yeah, as I'm drinking my dirty chai. They get a little cinnamon put on there. Yeah.

An airline pilot was ditched in a random parking lot because he ordered a lift. And the driver shows up to LAX in Los Angeles. Angeles and realized how much money he was going to make on the trip and that it was only going to be $6. He's like, eh, I'm done. Pulls over to a lot and makes him get out of the car. Well, that's ridiculous. Is that funny to you guys?

That's hilarious. Lunchbox, why is that funny to you? I don't know, because he felt like he was wasting his time as a independent contractor. He didn't feel like the contract was worth his time. So he said, you know what, I'm moving on to something else. And he dropped them off. Sorry, sucker. He accepted the contract by picking him up.

Yeah, and then he fired the guy. He said, you know what, you're not doing it for me. You're out of here. That's not how it works. That's like you firing the company right now. That's not how it works. You can't fire our company. So he was on a tight schedule.

The driver realized it wasn't worth it financially for him to get us to a destination and then abruptly abandon him. Man. That's crazy to me. He was in uniform at the time. Oh, my goodness. Yeah. I've been riding. in some ubers because I'm in Austin this morning.

And so I don't have a car here, obviously. And so I was with Uber yesterday, and she sang every song that came on the radio really loud. She was having a good time. She was. And I didn't hate her for it, but I can see where some people would get irritated at that. I was in an Uber in Pittsburgh on Saturday of last week,

and I was taking it from the hotel to the venue. And Blake Shelton, I was listening to Big 104-7, our station there, And Blake Shelton, boys around here, come on. I'm singing with it. I'm like, in a boys round here. And the Uber driver turns it up to drown me out. Or he thought, man, this guy really likes this song. I better turn it up.

Yes, that's her harmonizing. And the boys around here. Yeah. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Carrie Underwood has new music coming tomorrow, and we're going to be world-premaring her new single at the top of every hour. She made the announcement with a cryptic Instagram post, had a tearful eye and a caption that said this Wednesday, April 11th, 6 a.m. Eastern.

I am so ready for some new Carrie Underwood and have her back in the country music life again. I think she is our most undervalued prize in country music. So I'm very excited about that. What else? Marin Morris released her Wild West-themed music video for Rich yesterday. And it's pretty cool because she cast her husband Ryan Hurd to play alongside her. and he is the bounty in the video, so she's going after him. Here's Rich.

Boy, I'd be rich. And Ryan said that he did his own stunts. So when you see him being drug behind the horse, that's really him. It's legit him. And if you want to check out the video, just go to bobbybones.com. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones show.

Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes to us from Florida. A 26-year-old woman went to her ex-boyfriend's house. because she wanted her teddy bear back. All right. She knocks on the door and says, I want my teddy bear.

You have it inside. He says, no. She goes, okay. He closes the door. She lights the house on fire. What? But how? She poured some gasoline.

Oh, my goodness. He got out, but the house... Did the teddy bear make it? Teddy bear, complete loss. Oh, man. I can't believe she burned his house in. There was more to it than the teddy bear, right? We all agreed that there's more to it than just a teddy bear.

I don't know. Sometimes women just... Nah, I go. Come on, more than Teddy Bear theft. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Lunchbox went to the beach this weekend. Where'd you go, lunch? I was down in Florida right outside of Tampa and Clearwater.

It was like Indian Rock's Beach. Well, that sounds fun. So why did you guys do that? My wife is pregnant. She likes the beach. And so it was just a little getaway to kind of get her on the beach before we have a child and sort of relax. A baby moon. Well, not really a baby moon because it was only the weekend.

So it was fun. It was just a relaxation weekend because she's getting kind of stressed out because the baby's coming in a few months. Do you hate the term baby moon? No, baby moon's later this summer. I got something big plan. Oh, you're doing another one? Yeah, I got something big plans. Wow.

Wow. This is just a warm up. Wow. So lunch box is sweaty and hairy and just awkward looking. Can we all agree? Yes. At times. Why were you so sweaty, by the way, on the beach?

Well, I mean, it's hot out there. You're walking up and down the beach. You're laying there. The sun, you sweat. That's what happens. And when you're walking the beach, you're working. The sand's hard to walk in. I don't know if you ever tried to walk in Sam, but it's tough.

I have. Okay. And so Lunchbox has a hidden microphone on, and he's trying to get people to put sunscreen on his back. Okay, here's clip number one. Ladies, ladies, who wants to be a hero and help me run some sunscreen on my back? No, babe. No, no, come on. Like, what if I get sunburn?

Like it's not a creepy way, just like a little bit in the middle of my back I can hear. That man right there is going to be the perfect guy for you to ask. But... Sir, hello. He's totally annoying. Oh, that's a no? That's a no bag. Oh.

Put your shirt on. Thank you. I thought she was yelling at you at first. No, she was trying to stop some random dude on the beach going the opposite direction. Then she said put your shirt on. Wow. Lunchbox is trying to get people to administer sunscreen to his sweaty back. Club number two.

Ladies, are you here to say? the day and help me rub some sunscreen on my back? You saw a guy, just do that to you. I can tell it's not rubbed in. I can feel it. Come on, give it a little rub. Nothing creepy. No, I don't. Yeah, that feels good right there. Oh, yeah. Thank you so much. Have a great day.

You know what's creepy is that when they do finally agree to do it, he goes, oh, yeah. So they've already taken one for the team. Yeah. It does feel good, though, when someone rubs your back. Yeah, but you shouldn't be. As a stranger, be like, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Here is lunchbox going up to a guy on the beach and saying, hey, would you mind putting sunscreen on me?

Here you go. I don't mean to bother you. You're having your morning coffee, but I was wondering if you could rub a little sunscreen on my shoulders. Just, you know, I have no problem with it. Get a little bit on my shoulders. That'd be so amazing. I can already feel the protection.

Oh, been. Have a great day. All right. Bend over. Love it. You said put it on your shoulders. But he did my entire back. This guy's just having his morning coffee.

Yeah, but he didn't mind. I think he liked it. That guy was going, oh, this time. It's at a lunchbox. Lunchbox is on the beach, and he's real hairy. You guys have to know, he's real pale. And he goes up to a guy. Here, listen to this one, clip four.

Excuse me, sir. Is there any way you can help me put some sunscreen on my back? Big old fellow like you, those hands, I figure it would be boom, boom, and my back will be done real quick. Just like a little, I couldn't, oh, that's perfect. Oh yeah, up there. Thank you so much. Oh, man.

Oh, that's a good idea. Thank you guys. You guys make a great team. Thank you for both helping. That's disgusting. The wife stepped in and helped too, so the man and the woman were rubbing my back. His big hands. And then you said boom, boom, we'll be done. One more clip. Lunchbox's on the beach asking people to put sunscreen on him. Clip five.

Excuse me, sir. Is there any way you could rub some sunscreen? green on my back, the sun came out, and I'm starting to get sunburned on my shoulder. No? Like, what if I get sunburned, though? Well, then you shouldn't be on the beach. Dang. Oh, man. Peter in the house.

Yeah. Well, hey, I do think that you got three out of five? They're pretty good. It's not bad. People were nicer than I thought they were going to be. Well, there's lunchbox on the beach. If you came to me as a dude... Yeah, how would you react?

Like, if you're sitting there and a guy really needs some help, Go ahead, ask me. Oh, excuse me, sir, I don't mean... Why are you breathing like that? Why should change your into like a salesman. That's what I do. I try to sell myself. Well, that's what I sound right.

Hold on. I try to go to him like, I'm sorry you're reading People magazine, but could you, right in the middle of my back, I can't reach? Can you put some sunscreen there for me? I don't want to get burned. No. But sir, you're going to... No, that's it. I'm done.

I think that you would do it, Bobby. No, I would not to him. There's no way. I'll be like, no, that's gross. You're gross. I don't think it's every dude. But him? His back?

Well, I know you know him, but let's say you didn't. He's a stranger. No, I wouldn't. Stranger danger. Stranger danger. Americans are the biggest TV addicts in the world watching more than four hours a day. Wow. Americans and Canadians were said to watch the most TV with four hours and three minutes per day.

That's so much TV. Lunchbox, how much TV do you watch a day? Oh, at least four hours. I'd say four or five, six. Wait, some days you hit six hours of television? Oh, easy. Guys, what do you? Listen, you get home from work at noonish.

You sit down with your lunch, you watch TV for an hour, hour and a half. Then you take a two, three hour nap, okay? So you're up at 4.30 or 5. And then you watch it until 10 o'clock. That's easy. Six and a half hours, boom. That's crazy. Mark it down.

Wow. Amy, how much TV you watch a day? I don't know. I'm trying to think if I squeeze in a Netflix show, which normally about an hour, but I don't even get to do that every day. Well, you have two new kids, too. Yeah.

Oh, but I do watch stuff with them, so that's like part of their winding down at night is whatever they want to watch. So, I mean, I would do an hour to two, for sure. I'll watch more TV if I'm traveling. And I count Netflix as TV. Oh, yeah, me too. 100%.

I'll go, on average, I probably watch 45 minutes of TV a day. And some of that's on my computer. Oh, yeah, most of mine's on my computer. Yeah. Yeah, TV is just any screen that projects any image to me at this point. Even watching on your phone. Give us one TV show around the room to watch right now. Amy, go ahead, one show.

El Chapo. El Chapo. Okay. I'll go back to Wild Wild Country. The documentary on Netflix is the six-parter. It's really good. Lunchbox one show? Superstore.

It is hilarious. Eddie? Sneaky Pete, you won't regret it. And our 24-year-old Morgan number two, anything right now? Yeah, Impostors. Oh, that looks good. I see previews for that. Never heard of it.

It's on Bravo. There we go. Get your bones on a Bobby Bones show. So Cade and William, the royal family, they won't know if they're having a boy or a girl until the baby is delivered. Yeah, I don't know if they did this with their other kids or if this is something new or...

I would just want to know. Yeah, how do you get the palace ready? You know, that's probably not hard. They probably get two palaces ready. You know? They have enough. But Lunchbox, for example, and let's do a Baby Box update. Now, here we go.

Baby Box Update. Lunchbox doesn't know what he's having, right, lunch? Correct. Don't know the sex or the gender, whatever you call it, of the child. Correct. Does anyone know? Like, you've been to the doctor and does anyone know at all? No, the doctor doesn't even know yet.

We'll find out later this week what, I mean, the doctor will be able to tell, so they'll know people in the office, but they won't tell us. Well, knowing you and how manly you will. are. If you look at that baby and it's a boy, you'll probably be able to tell, right? Right, but I'm going to not look at the screen when it's showing that area because we don't want to know. So I will close my eyes and so will my wife. And they'll move on to just showing us the arms, the head, things like that. But my point is, just how you talk about yourself, like you almost won't be able to notice. Yeah. Right. That's what we're worried about. And so

we're hoping the baby is facing the other direction. Oh, yeah. The baby's turned all the way around. Yeah, you see the backside of the baby. But what did you see a shadow? That makes sense. Oh, that's a problem. I mean, you've done some bragging. It could be genetic. It could.

Well, they say it's hereditary, so. Yeah, right, right, right. Yeah. Okay. There's that. Lunchbox's wife, she's due in August. How is she feeling lunchbox? She's feeling good.

The baby inside of her right now is the size of a mango. A mango. My favorite is when he describes the baby morphing into another fruit. size. When I say this people, I'm talking from the head to the butt, like the bottom. It doesn't count the legs and now the legs and the arms

are the same size. Like they're proportionate. So it's no longer... So it's like a mango with legs and arms. Yeah. How about that? Isn't that crazy? Like a Mr. Potato Head? Yeah. Basically, lunchbox has a Mr. Potato head is that his wife right now. Yeah, it's like eight ounces I think is what it weighs or something like that. Wow. My favorite size

of a fillet, so now I totally can picture it. Yeah. Eighthouts fillet in mango shape. That's what my baby looks like right now. With arms and legs. Yeah. That's so crazy. Do you have any names right now? You're thinking about names? No, we can't agree on names. I'm telling you, I still bring up Axel because I think that's a great name for a boy. Stop. Stop with Axel. Just stop. Okay. Well, that's all, that's my favorite one. Guys, do, how do we feel about Axel? Like fighting? I think it's cool. Yeah, what's wrong with that? Come on. Fighting for the name Axel. Well, I mean, at least he

into it. But it's not like his grandpa, and it's also Axel Rose from Guns N'Roses. That's the only other Axel I know. Yeah, if it was like someone in this family, I would say I love it. It doesn't matter how ridiculous it is if you're naming it after someone. Okay, you want another name I like. Yeah. Bentley, but then people are going to think it's Dirk's Bentley, but I just think of it because the car, like a baller, like my kids. I think I would have probably liked the Dirts one better than the car. No, no, I don't want to name my kids. That's what I'm saying. I don't want people to think it's after Dirk's Bentley. But you want them to think it's after a car.

Yeah, like baller. Like this kid's going to be a baller. Bintley. You got to strive with... Lambo. Or Prada. What is? A pras is a purse? Gucci. A little baby Prada. No, Prada doesn't roll out the tongue like Bentley. If it's a girl, does she have any suggestions right now? No, she has some weird names that like old people names and I'm like, no, like Olive, no.

Like Louis Vuitton? Like Olive is a terrible name. Olive's cute. I think Olive. I don't mind Olive. What? Are you guys weird? Yeah, I like it.

You guys are just doing this so I get my child name something weird. No. Dude, you're fighting for Axel, but you hate Olive. Yeah, I don't get that. And I don't like olives, so that's another reason. Okay, that could be a thing. That's why I, listen, I was going to name my kid mayonnaise, but I hate mayonnaise. So I decided.

Totally against it. Well, does she have any other options for you? No, we haven't. We're so behind. We're terrible at this. We should have names written down. but we don't write anything down. It's okay.

My sister's fourth child. He didn't have a name for like five days. Yeah. Yeah. They couldn't decide. So they just stayed at the hospital. The birth certificate stayed blank. It was fine.

Oh, I like Zoe. She rejected Zoe. Okay. Cool. I don't mind Zoe, but I feel like you like Zoe's because it's a restaurant called Sam and Zoe's that you like to eat at. And that's where it comes from.

Yeah. And there was a Zoe on a TV show. I watched Luther. And I thought it was pretty, and she was pretty hot lady. She was pretty what? So you want to name your baby after a hot TV character. Why would you do that?

And I don't think it's a cool name. So one day your daughter's going to be like, Dad, where's my name come from? Well, there was this hot TV character. Isn't that where you get names? You can get it from anywhere. And any judgment we've all passed, we do it in Just and we hope you just find a name that you like.

Except for Axel. That's really dumb. My grandfather that I don't know, I never met because my dad left. I had an aunt, Aunt Amy. It was his dad. It was my real dad's dad's dad. Yeah. Who are you named after? My aunt. My dad's sister. Amy.

Did you know her? Yeah. My aunt, Amy Lou. Amy Louretton? Yeah, but my middle name, I didn't get... No, no, no, no. But my middle name is the... That wasn't her name. What was her real name, Rose? Mary Lou, Redmond. I was like, wait, no.

On the Bobby Bone Show now. Craig Campbell. Hey, look who's here. Good to see this guy again. I never heard her say my name before. That was awesome. What up, buddy? How are you? I'm doing good. I'm doing good. How are you? Is that a new guitar? No, man. I've had this.

This one, a few years. Man, it looks shiny. You clean that thing? Every now and again, when I change the strings, I'll clean it up a little bit. Craig gave me a guitar like that once. It's very kind of, I still have it to my living room. I saw you playing it one time. What kind of guitar is that?

These are McPherson guitars made in Wisconsin. You have a deal with them? Yeah, yeah. How much one of those costs like right there? This one with my name on it? I mean, it's five digits. Wait, five digits. Five, one, two, three, four, five.

Five, five. If I had, Fortunately, they hooked me up, but yeah, if I had to buy it. I bet that's a big part of being a musician. I don't have to keep up with instruments. You better believe it. I used to date an artist and she had to buy stuff all time, like pedals and guitar pedals and cables. Yeah, it's luckily, yeah, like I said, fortunately, I don't, I haven't had to buy these guitars and we have some deals in place to where we don't have, you know, we get strings and capos and stuff like that.

That is a good guitar, though. Keep mine in my living room. Oh, yeah? I don't even take it on the road because in front of him and break it. That's how much I like it. Right on. Well, Craig Campbell's here. A couple reasons.

One, he's got a new song called See You Try. And I'd like to see you try. Another song taking you home. I'd like to see you try. You got that right there. We've got also the cornhole challenge coming up on June 5th in Nashville. Which I wanted to personally invite you guys if you wanted to get some time off. I've all been.

I've been practicing my cornholing. Me too. Me too. And also, I just like you. So, you know, have you been on a radio, like doing the radio station thing again? Yeah, we've been, you know, this past few weeks, actually probably five or six weeks been out. Just more going out and seeing people that hadn't seen in a while and also seeing some folks that I have never met before. You know, it's been over almost two years since outskirts of heaven was released.

Has it been that long? Wow, really? Man, I love that song. Almost to the day, yeah. I love that song. I hated that it didn't do better than it did. I think that songs you're always going to be known for it and people are going to sing at the top of their lungs. Oh, no, let me tell you, man.

You know, I was bummed out when that song, when we got that phone call that it was over with. And I had a conversation with Win Varble and he says, man, don't sweat it. He said, you touched a lot of people with that song. And that, that's just, that's all that matters to me. I remember hearing you play this live and going, man, that song. And I still think the song is fantastic. That's such a good song. song. Radio robs you on that one.

I've robbed you. I say that on the record. On the record, man. Look at that. But he's back, Amy. He's back. He's back. He's back. So, I saw you shooting in the video for this song. Is your wife in this song? Yeah, she, you know, she is the lead

female in this video. But a fun fact is that she's made cameos in all of my videos. She's more of a... She's more of a... Yeah, like a Where's Waldo kind of... thing. But now she's more of the central. Yeah, she's the star of this one. You and your wife, you guys are still, like, you still think each other's hot, huh? Oh, yeah, man. That's one of the reasons I fell in love with this song. It just, even though we've been married almost 13 years,

I still enjoy her, you know, trying to work me. How does that happen? You're together that long, and she's still hot. I think it's because I'm gone so much. That's good. I think, you know, there is some truth to absence makes the heart grow fonder. So when we do, you know, and I'm gone and we see each other, it's, it's brand new again. That's good. That's Amy and her husband. Yeah. It's like that honeymoon-ish.

Keeps it honeymoon-ish? Is that the word people use? Yeah. I know exactly what you say. And we're buddies. Is she your best friend? Yeah, absolutely. I got to figure this thing out, Amy.

What? Finding your best friend? I got to get me one of these. You've had them. I got everybody get me one, though, that can be over 13 years and still be like, it's not. Okay. I haven't made it that far yet

Okay See you try Craig Campbell We're going to play that in just a second here Craig's got his guitar You don't play some songs And I would like for you to play some of your songs Can you do that for us?

Yeah Like can you run us to a medley of some of your hits Because Sure Let's see What about out of my head Out of my head Do you remember that one?

I have I've sang it a few times And it's It's one of the songs that people do associate with me. And I feel the same way about out of my head that I did with C.U. Try and keep them kisses coming. As soon as I heard this song, I knew that I wanted to record it.

But it was actually on hold with Scotty McCreary. He was going to cut it. He was going to cut it. And then I called Cole, Swindell. And I said, hey, man, I don't know what you're planning on doing with this song. But if I'm going to record it today, and we're going to put it out as a single. And he was like, take it. So does he call Scotty and go, hey, will you release that hold?

I think they did. I think the channels were, they did the right thing and reached out to him and said, hey, we appreciate you loving the song, but we have an opportunity, yada, yada, you know. So you owe Scotty one. So if he ever goes, hey, I want that song, Craig, you got to give it to him. I got him. Yeah, if there's something I got on hold and he wants it, I'll do the right thing. Hey, guys, so because of licensing roles, we can't play anything with music. this Iheart radio channel or podcast anymore,

but you can't go to Bobbybones.com to see it. We hate that we had to take it down. It wasn't our decision, but I just wanted to keep you up, and we wanted to keep up as much as possible. So go to bobbybones.com to watch or hear whatever you're missing right now, and thank you for listening to the show,

and sorry about all the legal stuff. So it used to work, and we've talked about it before, but in a prison, as a guard, what'd you have to wear? They issued uniforms. and yeah, I took my uniform very, I was very proud, and I always had creased, my boots were always shined, and all of my hardware was polished. Did you have to do any cavity searches?

I never did. It wasn't part of my job description. Is that getting a promotion or a demotion from where you were to do cavity searches? Oh, it was a promotion. You have to, you know, go from being a correctional officer, and then the next up is a correctional officer, two and then sergeant. And when do you get to the cabinet? I think it's Sergeant.

Wow. You have to know certain. You probably thought it was a demotion. I thought that would be the worst job after search somebody's bump and stuff. No, I think it has a lot to do with the SOP or the standard operating procedures. You have to know that stuff. Oh, so you have to learn the body. Yeah, yeah.

Man. So that's one of the reasons I've never applied for Sergeant. Man. Didn't want to do it. Had a cat. Yeah. So people really do. They really do keyster?

It's, yeah, especially after, you know, visitation on Saturdays and Sundays. Oh my goodness. So people bring it to them and they go to the bathroom? Wait, so wait, what happens now? Visitation happens on Saturday, okay? Yeah, and whoever's visiting them could, you know, slip them something. But how do they get it in? Same way they inmates are taking it.

Oh, so they keester it in. Probably. Wow, but how do they get it? You'd be shocked at the, that the, the, avenues they would take to get stuff past the authorities. I watched some of these prison shows, and these guys are making game boys out of a crackerjackbox. It's insane. If you had this kind of drive when you were out in the real world, you would make another apple.

Man, I met some of the most ingenuitive people I've ever, you can't imagine. Like, what they could build a cigarette lighter out of, a tattoo gun. they would make their own alcohol and then they would have this uh this uh you're phone's going off over there craig i didn't mean to call syri but no they would make this alcohol and then they would make a smaller batch and let you find that so it would take the focus off of the big batch they have somewhere else oh wow it was crazy well so that's an interesting story from craig's life for sure Craig also plays all the instruments I played Keith's for Luke Brian for a bit.

And then finally Luke was like, hey, you got to go do your own thing. And so you did. And then, what's the first song you ever had put out of radio? Family man. You still know that one? Yeah.

All right. Let me hear a little family man. Craig Campbell's here, by the way. Come on. Do you even have a family then? That was, I wrote that. Yeah, Presley was born. Kenny Rose was just born.

But when I wrote Family Man, it was when I found out, We found out Mindy was pregnant with Presley. So you're about to be a friend. Yeah, yeah. So, yeah, my whole emotional roller coaster began when that conversation was had. You know what song I like? I like that keep them kisses a coming song.

You know that one? I do know that one. Yeah. We're nailing them, dude. He knows all these songs. He's good. I have to put that one close to the end of the show because if I play it too soon, everybody leave.

Get them too hype. Yeah, too hype too early. That's the song that came to here. That's what we do on our show too. 5 a.m. We're like, let's keep them low. Yeah, keep it low. 9.59 is our best work.

Oh, it's our best work. Look at you. You're back. Got a new song. We're going to play this whole thing right here called See You Try. Got this. So are you working on a new record or what? Yeah.

Yeah, we've been working on a new record. Finally, I think we're going to be able to put some new music out this year. Yep. I'd like to see you try. Is it video out? Everybody's just watching your Insta Stories. It's out. It's a lyric video.

But yeah, it's out and about. And your wife's in the lyric video? Yeah. Okay. But I saw it on your Insta story too. Right. When you were shooting. I've seen behind the scenes, I'm way in the Craig Campbell experience.

I watch all the channels. On Instagram? The Insomnia. That's where you find everything out. Yeah, yeah. Not just Instagram. Oh, Insta story. Insta story.

That goes second layer with Craig Campbell. Very true. Yes. Well, it's good to see you, my friend. Say, like, I know you got some Wu Pig Suey shoes. I did. Luke Combs sent me some shoes. for my birthday. He had him, like, what do you call them?

I don't know. It's a monogram. It's not monogram. What is it called? Nike. Oh, I-D. Nike ID. Yeah. Yeah, put those on it. We went to a lot of work to just say Nike ID, didn't we? Holy cow. Well, dude, I'm really happy. You got a new song. I really enjoy the song. I get you back in here. And I'm looking forward to watching it climb up the chart. Man, I'm fired up about it. It feels good. And it feels good to be back on the radio. Craig Campbell. And we're going to play it right now. This is called See You Try here on the Bobby Gone Show.

Girl, I ain't ever had nobody talk me into leaving When I'm hanging at my spot And all my boys are drinking Shooting some pool Shooting some shots Playing it cool on that old Jew box Ain't nobody ever gonna tame this wild side But I'd like to see you try

The Bobby Bones Show You know they said toilet paper is bad for your your butt. Huh? Yeah. It's actually bad for you because one, it like cuts you and stuff. And two, it doesn't really do the job that you think it doesn't. It doesn't leave you that clean.

Interesting. Yeah, the problem is that it doesn't clean that well and rashes, scratches. So pretty much just get in the shower when you're done. Perfect. Or a bidet. Get a bidet. Yeah. I have a bidet.

And I don't know how Western culture has. I know. Why are we not into that and, you know, Europeans are? Yeah, you know what's really the thing is wet wipes. It's what doctors say to use, but that's just expensive. But doctors say to use wet wipes. Very similar to what small children use, but they do make adult wet wipes. And like, this is not a commercial, but Dollar Shave Club has those one wipe Charlie things. Oh, yeah, I hear you talk about it. Yeah. So I just was reading that this morning. I thought I passed it along around breakfast time. Yeah. You know, just a little tidbit.

By the way, I'll say this too. It's kind of cool. We are now international. Our show is on at night now in London, Ontario, Canada. Yeah. That's cool. How about that? Take off, eh? Hozers. Yes. Yeah. So how about that? We're on a Canada and more markets to come. I'm going to speak at like Canadian Radio Week or something. I don't even know. On the keynote for some reason. Now you're an international speaker? I guess so.

Is this your first international speaking engagement? Yes, Amy. I've never even been to Canada. So much is happening right now. Even you dated someone from Canada and you've never been to Canada. Even I thought you'd been to Canada. No, I haven't. Lindsay and I dated over a year.

I didn't go to Canada. It's cold up there, man. Where are you up for me? I'll say this, though. Congratulations to Lindsay L. She's the first Canadian female in 10 years to have a number one song in Canada. Yeah. And criminal went number one.

So the first Canadian female in 10 years to have a number one there. That's nuts. And wow, what a wall to break down. So she's in America. She's around 20 right now. So, yeah, look at her. I tell you, me breaking up with her and her dumping me, whatever you want to, is the best thing that ever happened to her career.

And you guys agree with that? I mean, ever since then, it's been, woo. Number one after number, number one record, number one song. a break already. Come on. There's always good that comes from bad times. Yep. Boy! There you go. Good for her. A little bit I'm like, come on.

You know. What do you mean? All of a sudden you shake loose the old, you know, paperweight here, me. No, all the great things happen. Man, it seems like, yeah, I don't know. Why, go ahead? I'm just trying to think how you were holding her down.

I was. Hold her back. down, holding her back. Okay, holding her back. And if she looks at you as a stepping stone now, like, yeah, I'm glad I got rid of that little sack of potatoes or if she still misses you. I probably, I'm a sack of potatoes for sure. I hope people support her. I hope people download that song because, you know, there's not a female in country music except for her in the top 20 and I think that needs to be changed. And the way people can do it is download criminal, download Lauren Elena doing fine, download Gillian Jacqueline reasons. And it makes radio people go, oh, cool. No, in all seriousness, I'm very proud of her. So, yeah,

Congratulations to Lindsay L. Criminal there. There you go. Now that we're international on the radio, we have to talk about stuff like that. Exactly. Yeah. All right, over to Amy now with the Skinny.

Let's go. Bobby Bohn-Shall. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 30-second Skinny. So Carrie Underwood's going to be performing at the ACMs on Sunday night. It'll be the television premiere of her single live at the event. So we have that to look forward to. I guess that's one of the things she was teasing that she was working on.

And you kind of called it, Bobby. Yeah, I thought so. And then we'll be able to a world premiere. That tomorrow morning as well. Mm-hmm. So that'll be Sunday night on CBS. And then Brothers Osborne, they've shared another song

from their upcoming album, Port St. Joe, which is coming out April 20th. The latest track is pushing up daisies. Yeah, here you go. We'll go on until pushing up daisies. I love those guys.

People, those artists, man. It's good stuff. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. The Bobby Bone Show. Over to Amy with the morning corny. Hit me with that Joe game. The Morning Corny.

Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer store? Why did the cat get kicked out of the computer store? Because he kept playing with the mouse. Oh, boy. Are mouse is even a thing anymore? Is that joke for five years ago or what? Oh, I still have a mouse on my computer at home. See, I only have a laptop, so I just use the pad.

Oh, I have a big old desk, like an I-Mac desktop situation. And the mouse is super frustrating and annoying, by the way. Yeah, okay. I like the Joker. The clothes, please. There it is. There we go. That was the morning corny.

Why are you irritated with me? Because you keep wearing shirts with my face on it, and I have no idea what they mean or what they are. I love it. Listen, I've texted you about it for days. I've Insta messaged you about it. I've, everyone asks me about it, including my husband. And I'm like, I have no idea. I do not know, including my really good friend, who I'm pretty sure I know.

made the shirts and she won't divulge anything. We made the shirts together. Whatever. She's like, listen, she's like, don't ask me about it. It's fine. So here's, if you've been watching my Instagram, over the past four or five days, I've had on shirts with Amy's face on it. Yeah.

And the one, the latest one, at least that I've seen. From last night? Pretty bad. It's from 2006 when apparently I thought bumpets were cool. And I was a little bit chubby. But anyhow, I mean, I had black hair. I mean, you're throwing it way back. I don't know what's up with these shirts.

I have outdone myself, as I say. So on my Instagram, you'll see the newest shirt. I had it on last night. I was up to the studio for a bit. So here's what I thought, Aym. What were you thinking? What's happening? What I wanted to do was make face shirts of you.

And I just was rolling them out with you because I think it's hilarious. I think each of us on the show will have one limited edition face shirt. We'll do a few hundred of them. And the money that we make, we can all pick the charity that it goes to. So, like, Amy, on your face shirt, all the money that you make, you get to donate to the charity. Okay, that's amazing. And we'll do one with Lunchbox's face, with Eddie's face, and with my face. I mean, we're going to have to make more of mine.

Why? Whatever the case is. They're going to sell out Eddie. Okay, come on. Think about, that's what it is. I've just been trolling you, as I would say. Okay, that's cool. So we get to pick out the face?

No, no, by that. Let's see about that one. Let's just say. More tomorrow. We'll talk more tomorrow about it. The Bobby Bones. Bobby Bones show. On the phone with us is Jana Kramer.

Morning, Jana. Good morning. Look at this. She wakes up early and talks to us. I was talking this morning about your new song. And if listeners haven't heard it yet, what's it called? It's called, Damn it. It's called, Damn it.

It. Okay, here we go. I love this song, by the way. Thank you. So, so, that means, like, a lot coming from you. So thank you. Thank you so much. Janet, Kammer, I did the copy, the screenshot, and I put it on my Insta story,

and that's how you know, I'm feeling my heart and not the radio bull crap. You know what I mean? No, I know, and that's literally, I mean, because I didn't, I didn't ask you. I didn't say anything, and someone saw that, I literally were, like, my jaw dropped. I was like, Bobby likes me. That's a gold stamp. Oh, it's a real treat. Yes, yes, yes.

So tell me about this song. It's the first time I heard it was when it came out, I think, on Friday. Is that right? Yeah, yeah. So Nicole Galleon wrote it, who's obviously incredible. She wrote it with Liz Hewitt, who's actually Taylor Swift's backup singer. So she was doing the solo song, and they wrote that song together. And, you know, I've formed a great relationship with Nicole and just kind of telling her my story.

I hope this song actually from Stephen Barclal from Blood and Beth He was like, this is your song And I listened to it I just immediately started crying And I was like, who's song is this? How do I get it? Like, this is my life

Like I need it right now And he actually thought of me When I was going through all my marriage stuff And I was just like, I have to have this song And you know, he was like, well, it's Liz Hewitt song And but Nicole Gallien wrote it So I text her immediately I was like, how do I get this song?

Like, I have to, I have to, like, sing the song. This is, I know you guys wrote this for me. Please, please, please. And after some fighting, you know, I ended up getting it. And then the label I was on said that it would never work at radio. So, yeah. So you put it out anyway. So I put it out anyway.

I'm like, you know what? I'm on my own anyways these days. And I just, I believe it's an incredible song. And it helped me a lot. And I just know that a lot of people have been that same. situation and for me what's always worked is telling the truth and being honest in my life. And I think people, when people can relate and people can see the authenticity with being vulnerable, I think that's the songs that end up being the hits anyways.

Man, look at this. I do love the song, and I wanted to get you on and describe it before I played it. And so... It's best. Thank you. And by the way, like, that's what I'm talking about. You're so vulnerable on... I don't know how to talk about your story.

And that just helps other people feel like they're not alone, you know? I don't want to talk about meat. This is about you right now. Stop that. I'm just saying. Well, thank you. You're open and you're being authentic. And that's what works at the end of the day.

It's just showing like who you really are. Well, thank you. Janet Kramer's on. Enough about me. I'm going to play your new song now. See, I don't curse at all in my life. And this is a curse word. I won't even say the song name.

You think it's a curse word? Yeah, right? Isn't that a curse word? No, no, not at all. It's like my grandma says that. So it's definitely not a curse word. Well, my grandma, you said the bad, bad words. That didn't, I mean, girl's asking.

So, okay, Jana Kramer's on. Jan has set the song out for us, and I'll let you introduce it since it's a D word. Go ahead. Okay, we can just say Donna, right? This is my new song. It's called Saman. Thank you, Jan.

I'm going to play it now. Have a good morning. Thank you so much, Bobby. I really appreciate it. So, yeah, still don't understand. And picture and play. I just, damn it. So yesterday, had a day.

to take my dog's ashes and put them in our old backyards. I say our, my dogs in my old backyards, yeah. So I'm in Austin, Texas. And I mean, our show was created in Austin, Texas. It's as home as anywhere it is to me. And I got my dog 15 years ago in Austin. And so I went to the apartment complex that I moved into with him. And I went to my first house that ever bought. And then I went to the last house that I lived in, there's three places that I lived in Austin. and I put his ashes in all the backyards. First of all, I felt like I was doing something illegal because I had to wait for the gates

to open to the apartment complex to sneak in. And then the woman on the golf cart was like watching me. And then I walked out with a bag full of ashes. The whole thing was odd feeling. I felt like I was casing a house or something. And so I dumped them. And as I was dumping them, someone goes, hey, can I help you, sir?

And I was like, what? She goes, are you looking for someone? And I was like, no. And I have a bag of ashes in my hand. I'm like half emotional and half freaked out. How were you scooping them out? Like, or did you just? I wasn't.

I had them in a bag and I was just dumping a little bit. Oh. Don't worry. A bunch of them exploded in my car to begin with. I saw that part too and I was like, oh my goodness. And it was on your pants. It's all over the place. It was like my dog's last her all.

I don't even know how to like. So if you're new to the show, I haven't been married. I have no kids. Never been engaged. I loved that dog more than I've loved anything in my entire. life. And it's been a wreck on me emotionally. I'll be honest with you. It's been a wreck on me. And so I'm just putting some closure to it. And I'm going to do it in Austin and Nashville. And I go and I take the bag in my backpack and I get in the car, the rental car, and I open it. And it's been in

the airplane. So there was this pressure built into it. And he goes, puff, all inside the car. It was all over the seat, all over me. It was just Ash City, man. And so I put it on my the story and was like, well, that's what I get. And then I dumped them. And as I'm going, I start to get text from Amy. Amy was sending me, you know, you have those little emojis that talk to you on the new iPhones? Yeah, it's like an animal talking emoji.

So imagine a tiger emoji with Amy's voice coming out of it. I get this. I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky. Think about it every night and day. So I get that. I'm like, what's happening right now? And then she decides to send me

Lean on me as a kitty cat Sometimes in our lives We all have pain We all have sorrow But She goes un right into it She's failing it too Send to me that sad

Un We are wise We know that there's Always tomorrow Lean on me When you're not strong She change And I'll be your friend

I'll help you carry on Four, five, it won't be... I like how she counts herself into the same song She's singing, four, five, lean on me. I appreciated the message, though, and it did make me laugh because it was kind of crappy, but I thought it was funny that the ashes exploded in my car. There was some funny to that to me.

I mean, that kind of happens to you at your hard times. It's kind of like at your mom's funeral when you were speaking, that dude's cell phone rang. Oh, my God. That's what I thought of. When the ashes exploded, in your car and you kind of made a joke about how it was basically dusty making his last part. Peeing one last time in the car. And then I was like, oh gosh, what a moment. Like it's sort

of comical, but it probably helps you a little bit like it did with your mom. I was given the eulogy at my mom's funeral. And she passed away unexpectedly. She was 47. And my mom, by the way, my mom was 15 when she got pregnant. So that's why she was so young. But she died. And I went up and I was speaking and I was crying like crazy and all of a sudden someone's cell phone went off and it was Jim Crocey badly Roy Brown and it starts going you don't tug on Superman's cape you don't spit in the way and I was like oh my God like and that was my mom's favorite songs Jim I ever listen Jim Croce all the time and I don't think that she sent that ringtone through heaven or anything but I do think it was perfect timing yeah because you were you needed to finish and you were

getting emotional and so it helps like offer some comedic relief. Everyone was like, what is going on? Yeah, I needed it because I was crying so hard I couldn't talk. So yeah, so I did that. So I didn't dump all the ashes in Austin and, you know, it is. I have about 18 jokes to go to right now, but I'm not going to make the joke. I'm just glad I was able to do it here. I do need in Nashville, I can't get into my old neighborhood because it's gated.

You know, when I moved to Nashville, they made me live in a place. And they still do. Like, my contract says I have to have a certain amount of security because I've had death threats and being jumped and stuff. But I don't know if I can get into the neighborhood because they have a gate person working the front gate. Yeah, but can you just tell them what the deal is? Lunchbox, you could probably get me in there, right?

Oh, absolutely. Just give me the number. I'll give them a call and you'll be in there tomorrow. Lickety split? Why won't be back tomorrow? Okay, well, you just tell me a date you want to go and I'll have the gates wide open and there'll be a red carpet. Okay, well, that's what happened.

Amy, I did appreciate your emojis because I knew what you were trying to say. One, that you were my friend. I really felt like you were a close friend to me yesterday. I appreciated that. Oh, well, you're welcome. Thanks for letting me know because you didn't reply. Well, yeah. I didn't even get an number.

No. But I don't take that personally because I know during those hard moments and not getting a reply from you, I finally am starting to understand. Like, either. I just need to be okay with no reply or a fist bump emoji, whatever. It doesn't mean anything bad. Yeah, I needed space. But here's the thing.

Sometimes in our lives we all have pain. That's good, man. Wow. Okay. Enough talking. I don't want to talk about it anymore, so I'm going to hit this button right here. Amy, what's your take on aliens out there somewhere? Yes or no?

No. Lunchbox? Not a chance. Get out of here with that hogwash. So I definitely don't think there are, but I don't know there aren't. It's just vast. There's no way for me to say that something doesn't exist. So that being said, they went to Buzz Aldrin, the famous astronaut, you know, first to the moon.

And they had him take a lie detector test about whether he thought, yeah, he passed a lie detector test. Okay, what did he say? He said he saw something up there. Yeah, yeah, that he thinks they're aliens. Yes, when he was up there. Okay, he's a hundred. I mean, there's lots of things you could see. There's always an excuse.

I just wanted to put that out in the atmosphere. So there you go. There's that. In the atmosphere, I get it. I get what you did there. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Buzz Aldrin. By the way, let me say this.

I didn't talk to the real lunchbox. Lunchbox, did you watch me on American Idol or no? Yeah, I watched you on American Idol, and you want my review? I do because we briefly talked about it yesterday, but yeah, what did you think? Well, I thought you looked great on camera. Like, you looked comfortable. You didn't look nervous. You didn't look out of place.

I was worried you were going to. going to look awkward and not know what to do, but you looked very put together like, man, I should be in front of the camera all the time and just chatted people up. And I thought it was interesting how they put you at the bowling alley and on top of a rooftop. It was that to me was like, what? I thought you were going to be sitting down in a music studio helping them. But you were giving them like personal advice, like deep. Does that make sense?

Yeah. No, I think anything you say makes sense. So some of the advice was personal and some of it was music related. Like the one kid I said, hey, you're doing songs all over the place. Like you have to create a musical identity or people don't know what to expect to judge you against. And so, but then sometimes they brought me in because other people have had real dramatic things happen. And they say, hey, would you mind talking to them? And I didn't mind talking to them.

But the show got good ratings. I'm glad I didn't tank out. I was really glad. Oh, my goodness. What was your line? Do you think your line of the night? Do you have a favorite line that you gave? I mean, probably this one right here.

If you're feeling super emotional, be super emotional. Yeah. No, that's not it. That wasn't it. Oh. In your mind. Your lie to the night was,

Zip codes don't define us. That was like, that was the home run. I was like, did Bobby Bones write that or what? Did you? I mean, I don't know. That wasn't a planned thing to say.

He was just talking about where he's from, and I said, hey, listen, I'm from Mount Pine, Arkansas. and I don't think our zip code defines us. I don't know. I think people have said that before, but it wasn't a thing. And then I looked up a trademark and no one's trademarked it. So I'm going to make hats to say zip codes don't define us.

That was a home run. I forgot I said it. And then when I said it because it's on my Instagram, I was like, dang, that was pretty good. I'm not going to lie to you. Like, I like that advice I gave them. Man, I feel like if you're feeling super emotional, be super emotional. Can I say I didn't know the context of that? Because I didn't know, you know, we're talking about yesterday.

Oh, yeah, sure. The dude's dad was sick. Yeah. And he was, like, I don't know. Like, I'm trying to be this real stoic figure on stage. And I'm doing it for my dad. I was like, hey, man, if you're feeling emotional, be emotional. Because so many listeners have given me crap because I said, hey, if you open up and let people in, they'll like you.

And they're like, well, you don't do that. Yes, I do. On the radio every morning. Yeah, I will stay on air, you're vulnerable. Yeah. And people are like, well, take your own advice. You numb nut? And I'm like, whoa.

Numb nut. I probably just put that in for effect. But I'm like, I do. I'm more open to the people that listen to the show than I am Amy in personal life. Who did you say, let the walls down to? I don't know. I don't remember, but some people were pointing that out to me that you were advising to like let the walls down. And I let the walls down on the show.

Not on the show. On the show, my walls are down. Okay. But then right when the show ends, the walls like go back up. You think I give a crap with the dude in their personal life? No, I'm talking about on stage. Yeah, because he was talking about be confident. He was telling the long hair dude with like curly hair.

I guess it's kind of curly. He's like, dude, if you believe you're going to win it, say you're going to win it. People like confidence. And that is Bobby in front of a microphone. Bobby away from the camera or not the microphone, a little shy puppy. But in front, I'm very confident. So I thought that was pretty good. I appreciate that

Well There's no conspiracy by ABC To replace Ryan Crest There were articles about that None Zero Ryan's been super kind to me There's nothing happening

In that way at all I'm on next Sunday night Hope everybody watches There's nothing happening In that regard at all So That was a bunch of articles I'll say it right now

Not happening Hmm Okay That's a word For it No I promise you Hey Lunchbox NLR

No I didn't I'm not going there. Okay. He's not wasting that NLR. Yeah, I'm not wasting that because I can use that in a minute. You can't use it later. I don't, Amy, I don't know what's coming next. You never know.

You never know. You get the NLR. The thing is, of all the years, Lunchbox and I have been together, years, decade, over a decade. We have a secret. I love it. We have the biggest secret. Yeah, because nobody knows what NLR. Eat that.

And the second biggest secret, I didn't even know, and I talked about it last week. You know the celebrity you mentioned I day of the name that we never talked about? people ask me about that at my shows so much this past weekend. I was like, I'm not talking about it. Speaking of which, I will be in Albuquerque on Friday night. They just released some hold tickets because it's sold, but there are some tickets available now. Bobby Bonescom.

I'll be in Albuquerque, New Orleans, Wichita Falls, Texas, all coming up. Folks, it's your buddy and my Mr. Bobby Bones. Let me know. Transmitting across America. This is the Bobby Bones show. That's right. Here are five misused phrases that when you say it, you think you sound smart, but actually you sound dumb. Oh.

Number one. For all intensive purposes. Yeah. Yeah, I say it that way. Yeah. It's for all intents and purposes. Huh? But I have to admit that I say it the wrong way, too.

I don't say that often. It's not like I'm walking around going, sir, for all intents of purposes. But yeah, it's for all intents and purposes. Okay. Number two, I could care less. Oh, yeah, I definitely say that. Because that's wrong. Because if I could care less, that means I could care less than what I'm kidding now.

It's I couldn't care less. Yeah. So the right way to say it is I couldn't care less. Huh. That's interesting. One and the same. It's actually one and the same. Just a minor difference.

Tongue and cheek. And people say tongue and cheek, but it's tongue in cheek. Oh, in? In? Like if you were trying not to laugh and you push the tongue into the side of your cheek, tongue in cheek. Like if you're doing something tongue and cheek, like you're being funny, but you're not laughing about it. And then finally, jive. Like, hey, don't jive with that.

It's actually jive. J-I-B-E. Really? Yeah. J-I-B-E. Yeah. But jive means to be in agreement with. Oh, I always say jive.

You do, Amy? Like, I'm four out of five on all those. Like, I'm trying. If I said all that stuff, I think I would say them all wrong. I just don't say some of that stuff. Like, I don't think I say jive. Oh, I say like, oh, yeah, that doesn't jive. Unless it's the hand jive from Greece.

Then I'm into it. So I read that this morning. I thought that was interesting. As we look back at our childhoods, there's always been that one pop star that's been the biggest from Britney Spears to Lady Gaga to Taylor Swift. Now that person is Cardi B. I don't dance now. I make money moves.

I mean, she's that now. She's the biggest thing in pop culture. She got sketchy butt implants in the basement in Queens for 800 bucks. What? Not yesterday. Okay, so before she made it? Yeah. From a woman who was later arrested because someone died on her table while she was doing it.

Wow. And she admits now she got butt implants. Again, it was a while ago. It was in a GQ interview. It happened back when she was being a dancer. And she noticed that girls with bigger backcise were making more money. And she had a boyfriend at the time who cheated on her with a woman who had a, quote, big fat butt. So she ended up in the basement apartment in Queens and.

I'm just pulling pulling something from the news That's awesome She said quote They don't numb your beep with anything It's the craziest pain ever And then she went back for a touch-up Before she could get to get a touch-up

The woman was arrested and gone I guess somebody died getting butt implants I don't dance now I make money moves She's funny man She's funny man I mean I watched her on Jimmy Fallon some last night

She was co-hosting with him, and she has a new record out is why a new album, whatever you want to call it, whatever the kids call it these days, a new CD. Yeah, so I saw her on my color TV last night, and then, man, I'm just getting real old. What? What? Are you trying to sound relatable right now? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I saw it on my color TV. In between Andy Griffith and Family Matters. Yeah, you checked out your party beat.

What? I said in between Andy Griffith, you got your Cardi beat. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys didn't even know what Cardi B was a month ago when I was talking about this. Oh, yeah, but we know who Cardi B is now. Okay, go ahead. Name one song, Eddie. Oh, I got money.

I don't dance now. I got money. Look at you guys. Stop that. You know, to go on further, what's the fascination with big butts? I don't have a big butt fascination. Oh, uh... Amy, do you feel like you had to have a big butt, or do you feel like a flat butt's a bad thing?

No. I mean, I don't know. I mean, it depends if you're talking like big butt. You're talking big butt where they have it injected. Like Kim Kardashian, her waist to bottom ratio is, you know, they keep growing. They keep implanting or doing something. Like, that's definitely a look. Yeah, I guess I'm just not into what people are into now.

Yeah, I mean, I want to work out and be fit and, like, have a try to work on a booty. I'm okay with a skinny butt. You're not into. injectables. No. And people are paying money to get basically fix a flat put into their butt. Yeah. Like they,

it's definitely rising in popularity. And it's because of Kim Kardashian, pretty much, right? Probably. All the Kardashians, they all have it. If you all look, they have the same butt. So the same doctor, I guess. Lunchbox, what about you?

I'm not really a butt guy. But if you got a big butt, I'm not going to not look. But do you like a big butt? No, I'd prefer a smaller butt and more on the top side. Oh, my gosh. You can't listen to him and talk about this stuff. No, I can't either. Sometimes that's why I don't even want to ask him because then he starts doing his thing where he goes,

you know, I like it on the flip side. You know, ah. Top side. It's not even so much that I like the big butt. But I like it on the top side. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know panties.

You know what I'm talking about right, though, the top side. Yes. Okay, just checking, just checking. That's why, and then the whole conversation gets derailed because he's groaning talking about. Well, Bobby, do you feel pressure as a guy? Like, do you think guys have pressure to have, you know? Big butts? No.

I feel like, I feel pressure to stay in shape. Yeah. I mean, especially because I'm not married yet. When I get married, I'm going straight fat. Blu-h! Here I go! Like, I do? So do I.

I shouldn't have gotten excited about that. In sickness and in health. Like, once I get married, what's the use, you know? That's why I'm staying healthy. Right now, I've got to find somebody. I still got to swing that bait out there. Yeah. You're peacocking.

I got that, yeah, I'm peacocking. I'm out there with the chicken levers. Oh, boy. Yeah. Chumming them up. My peacock. Spread my feathers. Is that what you mean?

Man, Amy? No, peaking is when you're like showing off your goods. Yeah, he's bred in your feathers. Oh, the feather, got it. Like your best self, you're putting it out there, and then he's going to turn into a rooster. Yeah. I'm going to Pop Belly Pig. Bobby Bones Show.

They're doing a Lord of the Rings television show, and Amazon's going to produce it. It's going to cost a billion dollars to produce the show. Wow. And they took down Netflix in the bidding war. and so to actually just get the rights to the Lord of the Rings TV show it's costing $250 million and then with all the estimations of what it's going to cost production casting visual effects over $1 billion a five-season commitment to bring Lord of the Rings to television

wow you know I watched all the movies because everyone was and they do say they're so good I didn't really fall in love with them. They were quite long. And at the end of some of them, there wasn't an ending. I watched for three hours, and it would just end with them walking up a hill. I'm like, what kind of end is this?

And so, that people love it. They expect to make money off of it, obviously. That Game of Thrones is, I think, the best television show of our lifetime. Not my favorite, but the best, as far as it being great and all the minor details and the passion for it, people are right now, talking about it, it doesn't come out until next year. So that Game of Thrones, that guess just seems similar, huh? Very science fictiony?

Sort of, yeah. American Idol last night was the duets. And so here is Gabby Barrett performing with Sugar Land. And this is them doing Stay. Here we go. That's pretty good, huh? She came to my show on Pittsburgh. Oh, really?

Yeah, on Saturday night. She lives there and I mentored her. She's 18 now, but her and her dad and her family came out to the show. Yeah, she's pretty good. Here's this Katie Turner, who I think is just the best. She's so awkward and awesome. You know what I'm talking about? She's all over the place.

Yes. Amy, do you? Do you even watch Amy? I wonder if Amy even watches. No. You don't know who this is? No. She's the one with the glasses who's always, okay, never mind.

Lunchbox, you know what I'm talking about? Yes, I know exactly who you're talking about. She wore a little red hat. Oh, the beret? Yes. I don't know if it's a beret. I don't know. But yeah, she's very awkward.

And you would think this girl is going to be a bad singer because they're putting her on TV to be a joke. And then she is so good. Yeah, Katie Turner and Andy Grammer do good to be alive. Yeah, you expect her to be kind of crazy. And she ends up being really good. Yeah, I like her a lot. I'll play one more. Here's Cade, the guy with a real long curly hair.

He lives on a farm pretty much by himself, just like his grandpa. dad, but he plays guitar. Awesome. He did an NXS song last night. Although I got to say, I didn't know who that singer was, like the main singer. Bishop Briggs, is that her name? I was watching, I didn't know. I don't know who she was. Bobby, listen, if you're not on,

I don't know. I don't know. I watched for you. Yeah, but I mean, those are the people were on when I was on, too. I know. So there goes that argument. Thank you. So there was, I'll be on Sunday night again If you're going to be near a television.

And so you'll be doing other people? Yes. Yep. The other 12. Okay. So if you're near a color TV on Sunday night, I will be on starting at 7 o'clock. Or I guess 8 o'clock Eastern. So, yeah.

Amy, you should watch. I'm going to on Sunday. I like the ratings to really show when you're going to be like, why is there this surge in people watching on Sunday? Why is there this one spike? Yeah. We have a new viewer. This story about Bush, the lead singer of Bush, is Gavin Rostale.

You may know Bush from back in the day. They were humongous late 90s, 2000. So that's glycerine. This is Come Down. And so they're performing, and Gavin Rossdale says, hey, a bunch of fans come up on stage. Oh, no. He brings a bunch of people on to do Come Down, because I know all it come down. And so they're on and they're singing.

And one idiot jumps up in front of them in front of the microphone just starts waving. his hands. So security comes to to get him and Gavin Rostell's distracted. So another woman grabs the mic and runs off with it and starts singing. And so they have to chase her down. It just turns into pandemonium on stage. It was awesome, man. I laughed

my butt off. Like that big butt that I want, that butt injection, I laughed it off. When we talking about him recently, where lunchbox said, what's he doing nowadays? Yeah, really, what is he? But he's playing for like 10 people. That's why no one knows what he's doing. He's not making much money now.

There are more than 10 people on stage. Now there may have been 11 in the crowd. But yeah, that woman grabs the microphone and straight runs off. Yeah, oh, I know what we were talking about. We were talking about celebrities that they're in a couple and one of them gets real famous so they divorced their other one. Yes, and I said Gwen Stefani divorced him because she got super famous and he stayed glycery.

I think he cheated on her. I think that's what it was. I think he cheated on her. Oh, well. Didn't know that. That could disprove my theory. I don't think she was just like, you're not famous enough for me. Lunchbox did say if he ever achieves that level of fame, he will leave his wife.

Yeah. What? It's what happens. You got to stay with the time. But she's not, your wife is not going to be famous. You're always going to be. Right? I mean, another example I thought of after we, is Chris Pratt and Anna Ferris?

Chris Pratt got super famous, said peace. No, she got super famous too. mom. That's not super famous. Yes, she is. No one watches that show. No, it's syndicated. She's making tons of money. I didn't watch Mom until syndication. He's on Guardians of the Galaxy. He's a movie star.

She has an older audience watching mom. Like my mom and dad. She's not that super famous. Like if they walk down the street, Chris Pratt would get recognized nine times out of ten over Anna Ferris. Yeah, I don't think you're accurate with that. I don't. Let's do a poll.

No, I don't want to do a poll. I don't care that much. and Anna Farris and we'll walk them down the street. Well, they're probably not going to walk together right now. They're divorced. Do they get divorced? No, but it was friendly. Friendly. Oh, what is it?

It was a friendly, amicable situation, I think they've said. I was debating earlier if I could put out Carrie Underwood's title of her song, but she's now tweeted it and Instagramed it. It's called Cry Pretty, and that's why she posted the picture on Instagram of her eye with glitter tears. She wrote a note on Instagram. I'll paraphrase a bit. She says, hey everybody,

wanted to share some updates. This is from Carrie Underwood. Physically doing good. Wrists is almost back to normal 90%. And my face has been healing pretty nicely. I definitely feel more myself than I have in a while. And then she talks about writing the song Cry Pretty with Hillary Lindsay Lizzo's and Lori McKenna.

And when they write together, they're the love junkies. And so they wrote this song, the title of her new song, which we will debut tomorrow, refers to emotions taking over and you just can't hold them back. Needless to say, she says, she's excited for the new album and everything that comes with it. XOXO, XO, Keri, which is very exciting to read.

Because again, I've said many times, I do feel that Carrie Underwood is the most undervalued superstar that we have. She does it all. She does everything. Everything an entertainer of the year should. Yeah. So I'm excited that she's back into it. And she's pretty cool, too.

Like, she's, you would think somebody that famous and awesome wouldn't be that cool, but she's actually pretty cool. So good, glad that Carrie's back. And tomorrow, we will have the debut of Cry Pretty. There you go. What did you do last night, Amy? Worked a little bit, hung out with the kids. We read.

We're reading Winnie the Pooh. So they love reading their books. Are you, like, what's your series of kids' books that are reading them? Well, we have a superhero book that we read. We have their little kids' Bible that we read, and then Winnie the Pooh is new. What's the kid's Bible? What do you mean? Like, what's the difference? Oh, like the stories are way short and more to the point. Just very clear for them to understand.

I mean, it's basically each part of the Bible, but more pictures and less words. Don't you feel like if we just read the kids' Bible, we can be refreshed? Yeah, yeah. It doesn't have to be a kid's Bible. It can just be. a Bible for like us are ADD adults. Yes. Yeah, no. I mean, I've, I mean, I've kind of thought, oh, wow, okay, I'm finally understanding this story a little bit better, but I haven't like walked into church yet with my kids' Bible. I just think marketing it toward kids is one thing, but you can take the same book and go Bible refresher for adults. Well, there is something called

the message. I don't know if you've ever heard of that. And some people don't think it's good, and some people do. But it is a more, a simple or easier. version broken down for adults that tells the story in an easy way to comprehend what's happening. Not toot my own biblical horn. Yeah. Five years in a row, Bible, trivia, champion. I know. You're like whizble.

You're like, I mean, geography, math, Bible. Nerd alert. But that's awesome. Bobby retains information. Every day. If there's anything that said in the world, he's like, whoop, I got it. I know it forever. My grandma made me read the New Testament front to back without finding different areas

because I would just go and start, you know, open it up and read it. But she goes, nope, you read it from front to back. Yeah. Old Testament was a little harder. Ooh, that old testament. That'll get you. That'll get you, man. And then you're like, what?

This was happening and they did this? This is old school, man. But then I read the entire New Testament front to back. My grandma made me, and then I just dominated. They saw me coming for Bible trivia and they hid because they knew the kids. I was here, baby. The Bible Bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories.

So the first ever luxury space hotel is expected to launch in 2021, and it's now taking reservations. How do you get there? Well, I think you hop on a little spacecraft. You're going to be about 200 miles above Earth and hanging out at this luxury hotel. Now you can pick a 12-day stay aboard the Aurora Station. with a starting price of $9.5 million, and you can reserve your room today with a refundable deposit of $80,000.

That's like the four seasons. That's expensive. Man, I wouldn't even want to go on the trip up there, much less stay up there. I've been reading the stories about wars are going to happen in space now because all of our countries have these satellites up there and the first person that can figure out

to shoot the other people's satellites down cripples them. Yeah, that's why Trump won super troopers, right? Up in space, yeah. But not only that, wars with guns are going to be less and less because it's all my computers. It's who's got the best hackers. And right now, we don't. We don't have the best hackers. That's because we arrest all our hackers. Our own. We put our own in jail. We should put them back out there. Yeah. So what else you got, Amy? Well, if you're trying to hit the gym more, a survey found that simply putting on workout clothes makes you more likely to go. And there's a huge percentage of people. like 80% who go to the gym wearing cool clothes and feel like they have a better workout. Like when their outfit looks really awesome, they work out harder. I feel like if I spend money at something, whatever it is, I'm going to work to make that money.

So meaning if I buy a gym membership, I'm going to the gym simply because I bought a gym membership. If I'm buying nice workout clothes, I'm going to work out in them because I bought nice workout clothes. Yeah. So, yeah, I get that. But I wear some weeks I wear yoga pants probably every day of that week. Did I go to yoga that week? Nope.

Yeah, but I feel like those are just universal pants for you. I know. Yeah, I think they're becoming more acceptable and universal for all women to just wear their yoga pants. So I know Lunchbox, we've been talking about him not wanting to, or if he doesn't name his baby before he leaves the hospital. Yes, they still don't know the name of their child. Right. They're unborn child. And we've been talking about that.

But I literally just came across an article that said that if you leave the hospital without filling out your paperwork right, it could actually cost you money in the long run. Like if you have to go back and they have to refile your paperwork, and I know how frugal you are, lunchbox. So you might want to have it figured out because depending on where you live and your state's baby name regulations, you might need that name before you leave the hospital. Lunchbox, you're thinking of actually not leaving,

I mean, leaving the hospital without name and the baby. I am not really thinking. I'm hoping to have a name in the next couple of weeks, but you never know until you agree on something. Some people wait until the last minute and they can't agree on it. and hospitals, they do rip you off for that baby. It's really expensive. That's why I've got to figure this out because I don't want to

spend any more money because it's like $5 million for a thing of aspirin. Okay. I've been picturing lunchbox at the hospital during birth, like before they administer anything, he's going to be like, wait, excuse me. How much is that? How much is that? Can I do it myself? Yeah, why don't you just deliver the baby yourself lunchbox? A couple YouTube tutorials?

You're good. I've thought about doing a water birth, but the wife is not too keen on that because it's at home and it's free. so it's pretty cheap. Lunchbox has been saying he wants to name his kid Axel. By the way, Seth Myers just had a baby and named Axel. Wow. He took it.

See? And not only that. He said it was a dumb name. He had it in the lobby of the apartment. Yeah. They called 911 and said, the baby's coming. They go, whoa, wait a minute. Oh, here it is.

And so the baby was had in the lobby of the apartment. And named Axel. What lunchbox wants the name is kid? All right, what else? Well, if you want to win an argument, then you got to speak softly. That's not true. Uh-huh. Yeah, research finds that speaking at a lower volume in order to turn the conversation to your advantage

because the low tone distracts the other person from thinking about their own viewpoint because they're like, what are you doing? I just do it so confused because you stay so calm. What? If you stay calm and don't raise your voice, it does annoy the other person. Thank you. I just like, yeah. Well, so there you go. I'm Amy.

That's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories. What's everybody doing today? Amy, what's up after the show? I'm going to yoga. I think if I can make this one class on time after I have an appointment for my face. What's the one with your face?

It's killing me. Oh, ow. Got her. Rude. No, stop it. That's a dad joke. I have this spot on my nose that started to come back. It's like this skin that just flakes off, which concerns me because it's weird.

It's like a little red spot that's always flaky. And I just want to make sure it's not anything skin cancer issues that I need to watch out for. So it's a spot on my nose that we just monitor. Watchbox Wobu. I definitely got to get a haircut at some point today. And I got to squeeze that in between napping and TV. So what's it deal with your haircuts? do you just drive up and go

anybody who want to cut my hair? No, I usually go to the same barbershop but that dude, he moved. The barber, he left, he pieced out, moved like an hour away, so I got to find a new place. Cut the hair. I mean, that's a lot of words to just say.

I'm trying to find a new barber. Well, I was telling you, you asked what happened, but Greg packed up his bag and he headed on out, took his shears or whatever you call him, z-z-z. What do you tell the barber when you go in? I didn't have to tell him anything. He knew what to do.

He'd been cutting my hair. I went in there and I said, I want it short and this. High and tight. And he did it like three years ago. And then, so every time he just knew what to do, now I have no idea how to tell someone. How long have you been getting the same haircut? A long time. Five, six years. Ever since I cut the long hair off, I've had the same haircut. Is that the same haircut as a kid, though, you got two?

Yeah, pretty much. Well, when I was a kid, I'd shave my head in the summer. because I didn't want to have to deal with it. I just shaved it all off. It was awesome. How much do you pay for a haircut? 25 bucks. It's gone up. Well, yeah, a barbershop.

I go to a barbershop now. It's a little more classy, and they give you drinks if you want it, so it's a little more expensive. They give you drinks like alcohol? Yeah, if you want. They got beers in the fridge. Some days.

Some days you guys drive me to drink. Oh, my goodness. What about you, Bobby? I'm up here until, I guess, noon or so, but I'm going to Denver tomorrow. I'll be doing the show from Denver because we're having a big concert with Cole Swindale in High Valley, so I got a pack. I'm in Austin right now.

And so I go Austin to Denver, then Denver to Los Angeles for a Jason Aldeen album release party, then Los Angeles to Albuquerque on Friday. Oh my goodness. Doing a stand-up show. Then Albuquerque to Vegas. What? They're a gold-trotter.

And I thought I was busy. Did you think you were busy? Really? I'm just trying to get in that yoga today, you know? I'm just trying to get a haircut. And this dude is going, I can't even retract your schedule. It's Albuquerque, then Vegas, then L.A. Austin to Denver, Denver, Denver to L.A.

L.A. to Albuquerque to Vegas. I got you. Then Vegas back to Nashville. I got to be back in time Sunday night for American Idol. So I got to get back and tweet along with the show. What are you going to say? Nothing. That's what I was going to say.

Are you coming to Nashville after that? I was going to ask, I guess. But you answered it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm coming to Nashville. I think Sunday morning I'm flying back. Are you guys coming back all on the same flight? Yeah, I think so.

Yeah? I have no, I have no. I'm not. No, no, no. No, don't think of that. Don't be crazy. Oh, my bad. I will not be on a 5 a.m. flight.

I'll be getting into my hotel room about 5 a.m. Oh, will you party animal? Yeah, ha, ha, ha. Oh. What do you do now that your wife's pregnant? You just go and drink? And gamble? And gamble.

Yeah, I've got to make money for the diapers. Who-woo! That's your plan? Hey, they got to give that money away at some point. Oh, I have chips. I can't forget my chips to take back to cash in. Oh, you have chips you didn't cash in in Vegas? How much do you have?

I have, I think, $150. Wow. I'll give you $100 for them. Why? Why? Why? I'm going back. Yeah, I can turn them in myself and actually get the full amount.

All right, fine. Suit yourself. Don't take a deal when you get it. Suit yourself. If you would offer her that when she came back with them, maybe. Exactly. I've probably been taking you up on it, but now that I'm so close to being back in Vegas, I'm swing by the aria. So a couple of things. If you're in Denver, I can't wait to see you on Wednesday night as we have the big concert. On Thursday night, listen to your radio because in the evening and on YouTube, I'll be doing the album release with Jason Aldeen.

So that's an IHeart country album release special. On Friday, if you're in Albuquerque, come back to my stand-up show, Bobby Bonescom. I'm playing the Kiva Theater. Bobby Bonescom.com. if you're in Albuquerque. And then Saturday we go accept our award for ACM show of the decade. Yeah. Wow. Decade. We didn't win no decade award.

It's a lifetime achievement. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. So, yeah, all that's happening. Bobbybones.com is the website. If you want to see a lot of the stuff we talked about this morning, including the video of Bush singing on stage and a woman grabs the microphone. It's so funny.

It takes off running with it. It's so funny. Bobby Bones.com. Thank you. This is a Bobby Bones show. Bobby Bones. Well, well, that does it today. Craig Campbell was in.

Thought that was fun. I always like it when he brings his guitar. He thought it was good, right, in? Yeah, really good. And then we talked to Jana Kramer this morning, and she was on Pacific Time, so it was really early for her,

but she has a new song, Y'all. What's the name of that song, Amy? Oh, dang it. No. Close. What's it, Eddie? Damn it. Oh, there you go. Here, I'll play.

It's up it. See, Amy and I don't curse. And, I mean, I don't think damn it's a bad word, so that's why I'm okay with saying it. You don't? No, I don't say it around my kids, though. Okay, that that's how you know it's a bad word. Is it a bad word of lunchbox? Yes or no?

No. What about H.E. Double Hockey sticks? No. It depends the context of that one. If you're talking about the place, it's not. If you're saying it in anger, it is. Like, so if you tell someone to go to hell? That's not a bad word.

That's like going to Tupelo. That's a good point? That's a nice. So Craig Campbell, Janet Kramer, the story about my dog and the ashes blowing up inside of my car and being everywhere. All that's up today on the show. Listen to it afterward. We're about to check out anyway. Just search for Bobby Bone Show on demand on IHartRadio.

Or you can hop over and download it on iTunes. And I just want to say, Damn it. It's not a bad word anyway, right? No. Yeah. Okay, we're going to go. We'll see you tomorrow.

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