The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Awards Himself + Amy's Dad Has His Trach Removed

Episode Date: November 8, 2018

Lunchbox gave himself an award for Dad of the Year. Amy's dad is finally able to get his trach removed. Also, Brandon from LANCO calls in. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Close. Oh. That's Friday. Oh. Well, there she is. Just stomping into the room. It's Amy. Morning, Amy.

Morning. All right, morning studio. Morning. All right, good. And there's Eddie and lunchbox over there yelling. Look at us. We're just a big old happy family. I was reading this story, though.

Amy and I were talking about this before we came on. Then making your bed in the morning makes you happier. What do you think about this? I totally agree. And I know this because I basically am like a person that has done a study on myself. I never used to make my bed. My sister, who I look up to, she's always someone that's made her bed every day. And she said it just starts her day off right.

If she's having a bad day and she hasn't made her bed, she'll go make her bed and her day will get better. And I've always been like, I know. And I always been like, you're crazy. Well, ever since I became a no snoozer because, you know, I still haven't snoozed, huh? I still don't snooze anymore. But it's amazing. I have more time. so now I make my bed, and now I'm totally into making my bed every day, and it does make me happier.

You know when it makes me happier is when I get in it? Because whenever I'm making it, I'm kind of grumpy. I'm like, this stupid bed. I'd be fine not making it. I can just go eat some eggs. So you make your bed every day? Most days. Wow.

And I'm always happy that I did when I lay back in it. Wow. But sometimes I do the fake bed make where I just do the comforter and make it look nice and need, but underneath it's a mess. And I pill the comforter back, and there's like seven sheets and a towel. Oh. Yeah. And the towel from when I get cold one night, I can't find my sheets. So I just grab a towel and throw it over me.

You guys ever do that? Yeah. No. No. But, I mean, I didn't know you were a bedmaker. Most of the time, yeah. Look at us. We should be so happy.

The towel thing is funny because I haven't said that out loud in a long time. I don't even think about it. But I have towels in my bed most of the time. Because when I was young, and I've shared the story before, I didn't have a bed. I slept on the couch all the time in the living room. And so I never had a bedroom until I was in college. but I slept and I covered a lot of times I would use towels if the comforter wasn't clean

because I had one comforter that I would tuck underneath the couch and if it wasn't clean I would take a couple towels and use it as a blanket. And I still think for comfort do that. I haven't thought about that in years. So it's like your security blanket, but it's a towel. My security towel. Yeah, that makes sense.

But yeah, I've honestly, I've known you forever and I've never heard that story. I haven't thought about that in a long time. But making the bed makes me happier at night. Grump year in the morning. So I guess it's a wash. Okay. Well, just what people can take away from this is don't snooze and start making your bed.

Well, I bring it up because they surveyed 68,000 people. Like, it was a massive survey. Yeah, well, I surveyed myself. Well, there's, well, or that. There you go. Well, well, here we are. Let's see. We got a good show today.

Lanko is going to be on. Brandon from Lanko. We'll talk to him. Thursdays are always good, though. I always feel pretty good about Thursday shows. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer Ramundo in 1000.

in Oaks, California, outside of L.A. There was a mass shooting at a bar and grill. It was a student night. The shooter came in, dressed in all black, wearing a trench coat. At least 11 injured, several people were killed. The shooter was shot by cops. Authorities said there were at least 200 people inside the bar at the time, and the number of casualties is very likely to go up.

Hey, lunchbox, are you and your wife still fighting over the flu shot? Yeah, she's put a deadline of this Saturday, November 10th, as the deadline or else I'm not allowed back in the house because she's worried I'm going to get baby box sick because I don't have a flu shot. And how do you feel about that? I have never had a flu shot in my life. I've never gotten sick in my life with the flu.

So why change what you're doing? And it's like, why is she so adamant about this flu shot thing just because we have a kid? Okay, so what if your baby gets the flu, though? I mean, I bet you that's pretty tough because, I mean, you having the flu is tough and then you have to take care of someone throwing up. I mean, that's pretty hard. I don't really know the ramifications of a kid getting sick.

Oh, boy. He tried a big word, guys. He couldn't do it. I did try a big word. He tried to wait through the swamp. Couldn't quite do it. But you know what I think? Here's what I think, okay?

I think, what if at times you've had the flu virus but your body didn't react horribly to it and you didn't even really know, right? Sometimes viruses will come into us and they, they like, I dormant, right, Am? Yes. Okay. So what if lunchbox you've had the flu, but you had it and you can still pass it to your baby? And your baby's not as strong as you are.

And your baby's not as strong as yours. I get it. I just, I can't believe she's forcing me into this and setting deadlines and like she's going to lock me out of the house. Like, what is she going to do? Take my house key and just close the door? No, she's not being literal about it, but really, she wants you to do it. And isn't it worth making her happy about it and you're protecting your baby? Listen, sometimes I do have to compromise.

so I'm probably going to suck it up and go get the flu shot, and she wants a receipt and the Band-Aid so she knows that I'm not lying. Dang. Wow. She thinks she'd lie about that? Yeah. That's funny. Yeah.

Who has our flu shots, Amy? No, I don't really get them. See? Maybe I doesn't have a baby, though. Amy's got two kids. I don't know. Our kids supposed to get them? No.

I don't know. I don't have any kids. Okay. I don't know. I guess any. Are kids supposed to get them? Well, my two kids have them, so yes, I think so. Oh, shoot.

My kids hate shots. Well, nobody likes shots, Amy. I never met a kid. No, because they came from Haiti where they got awful shots. They call them pickies. And when we had to go, when they first got here and I had to take them to the pediatrician and get their checkup and get all these shots so they could enter school, it was, I mean, I don't even know.

Like, they cried and cried and cried and cried. And now they're terrified. Anytime I bring up the doctor, they're like, no, no picky. No picky, no picky. Really? Yeah. Hmm. Are you sure?

But what if you can train them to think that pickies aren't so bad anymore? No, pickies are bad. They already know. They're not dumb. All right. Pickies are bad. By the way, November 30th, Greensboro, North Carolina. I will see you.

I can't wait to see you. Red Hoodie Comedy Tour. One of my final shows. Back on the road, November 30th in Greensboro. Bobby Bonescom. Would love to see you. By the way, thanks for hanging out with us here on the Bobby Bone Show. So our new message, no pickies, right?

No picky. Unless it's flu shot time. My buddy Brandon, who is the lead singer from Lanko, is on the phone right now. And a couple of nights ago, they came out and they played Dancing with the Stars, which is super cool for me. I know, because it was like, you know, I've been off and La La Land with all these people. But they're not like home people, you know? Right. And so Brandon and Lanko all come and they play and they were awesome.

But he's on right now. Hey, dude. Good morning. What's up? Hey, so what was it like for you guys to play Dancing with the Stars as a band? It was awesome, really cool. I'll say this. Anytime you do TV, it's like a very different experience.

You know, we're on tour right now. You're playing shows every night. But TV's different. It's very fast. It's like, all right, you're on three. And then boom, cameras in your face. But it's fun, man. It's really cool.

And especially that night, you know, L.A. can be kind of overwhelming. We're based out of Nashville So we're no way every now on them But it was weird It felt like home There were like so many people that You know, we were friends with it

They were there You know, it was country night And you were there So it ended up being an awesome night Brandon from Lanko is on With us right now What's the one thing that you Saw behind the scenes

At Dancing with the Stars It was like Oh that's pretty cool Or I didn't think that was the thing Or I don't know I've just been involved in it So much That nothing kind of surprises me anymore

Oh man I mean I think anytime And sometimes like Dance with the Stars, it's cool to be backstage and see, because when you watch it on TV, it's like all these people competing at each other. Everyone seems really friendly, but it's actually cool to, like, be backstage and seeing everyone. It really is like a big, I don't know, community. I don't know, maybe that's just what I saw.

Maybe all aren't really like that. But it seemed like everyone's just hanging out. And I don't know, it felt like a, because we see that backstage with bands. You know, we're actually all hanging out. We all know each other and we all on this together. We'll have them fun. And I kind of felt that way backstage. It's also weird to see people just like so glammed up on TV and then you see them in real life if they're like normal people.

It's a, I don't know. It's always an interesting experience. Hey, so I was pretty nervous before I danced and you got to experience that first time. We were talking in the hallway. Yeah, like I'm pretty nervous before I dance. Yeah, I, see, that's the thing. I feel so bad because if you're like, I know what to say to musicians. Like, if a musician is nervous, I know, like, what a musician would need to hear.

I don't know what, like, a dancer needs to hear, let alone what, like, you or a friend. Someone who's not a dancer, yeah. I'm like, should I talk to this guy as, like, a fricking, like, yeah, you, you know, you just seemed like you had something you were about to do. Like, you know, it's that, I totally can see it. Is that, like, right before you go on stage or you're about to perform, it's that, like, pre-show jitters? But it's so weird. It's like, okay, do I talk to this guy's, like, a friend? I'm, like, joke around with him, or will that just be?

discouraging or do I like say break a lake man no get all your work your footwork it's good to see you guys by the way you guys are out on the road tell all the listeners where they can catch you out real soon real soon yeah we're on this howley unites tour and so I mean we're all over we're uh you know this week we're in Chattanooga and uh Burl Beach and Florida so we'll be in the southeast but we're hitting we're hitting really all over the country this fall going into January and And so we're busy with that, and it's fun, man. You know, we put out this record at the beginning of this year,

and that's really your dream. You dream of when you put the record out, you know, we've been opening all year for some incredible acts, but you dream of getting to play your whole record on a tour. And so the fans coming out, you know, so far it's been singing along. It's really become true, so we just love people coming out to that and having those nights with us. All right, December 1st, for all our listeners on WMZQ,

they're playing the Fillmore in near D.C., Nashville on December 7th. Ah, so much here. There's St. Charles, Missouri, Chicago, for all listeners to Chicago, playing Joe's in January 9th. Lanko, if you don't want to promote your dates, I will, my friend, because that's the kind of love I have for you. We're going to play...

Thank you so much. Born to Love You Right now from Lanko. Brandon, good to talk to you. Thanks for playing Dancing with the Stars. You guys know I love you guys, right? Oh, yeah, man. Hey, good job, man. You're killing it.

I love it. I'm rooting for you. All right, thanks, buddy. Talk to you soon. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. Morgan No, 2's, 30-second Spinning. Kenny Chesney announced his 2019 songs for The Saints Tour, and he says he wants it to be more intimate, so no stadiums but arenas, but arenas and smaller venues. Oh, good, arenas.

Only 15,000 people inside of the Great Wall of China, you know? Good for Kenny Chesney, making it easy. You can see him up close and personal from the back of a stadium. Yeah, it's way more intimate. Way more intimate. That is a good. I mean, Kenny Chessney's such a rock star, though. What else, Morgan number two?

Kit Moore covered Pearl Jam's Better Man during his tour stop in San Diego, California. Yeah, here's a clip of it. I like Pearl Jam and Eddie loves Pearl Jam and I say that's a good, that's a good cover. Eddie? I approve. Yeah. Listen to that. That's awesome.

That's really good. Amy, do you know that song for Pearl Jam? Yes. My favorite Pearl Jam song. Does that make me a poser, Eddie? No, it's my favorite too. Okay, good. So no.

Because you love Pearl Jam, but also I love John Mayer and you pick your body's Wonderland and you're a poser. That's a good call. It's a good song, though. That's your both, all posers for that one. Okay. Morgan number two, anything else? Yeah, Carly Pierce and Russell Dicker's. are going out on tour together in 2019

called The Way Back Tour. It's kicking off January 24th in Cleveland, Ohio. All right, there you have it. Thank you, Morgan Number 2. I'm Morgan number 2. That's my skinny. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. So you got two sisters. They're twins.

They found out they were pregnant around the same time, but they didn't expect to deliver their babies at the same time. Then one of the sisters called the other sister and was like, I'm having labor pains. I'm going to the hospital. She's like, you're not going to believe this. I am too. I'm probably going to see you there. So she showed up at the hospital shortly after her sister,

and they delivered babies two hours apart. Identical twins delivering babies. The cousins were born at the same hospital, a nurse who helped deliver both of the babies, again, that her cousins, said that she's been working at the hospital for two decades and never seen twin sisters give birth on the same day. That's funny. That's a good story.

That one makes me smile. You know what, Amy? That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Bobid Bones Show. Bonehead. Norrie up the day. This story comes us from St. Augustine, Florida.

23-year-old Brandon Hatfield was feeling a little crazy, one to go for a swim. So he went and broke into the alligator farm and jumped into the pool with three 12-foot alligators. Well, my assumption would be that jumping into an alligator pool or pond is not good. and this is also the bonehead story of the day. So my assumption is it doesn't end here. No, he got bit on the foot and on the leg, and he had to jump out of there, and then someone called police

when he was crawling through his backyard with an alligator bite. Wow. That escalated. And there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. Amy, listen to this story.

A company is offering its non-smoking workers an extra six days off per year, to offset the amount of time those who smoked and took smoke breaks took six days extra. What? Because if you don't smoke, you don't get to go take a smoke break. So they think all the time during the year they take off 10, 15 minutes at a time, ends up being six extra days. I get it.

I'm just shocked they're giving the extra days and they just don't take away the smoke breaks from the smokers. A marketing firm decided to make a change after non-smoking workers complained that they were working more hours than their smoking counterparts. And they are and they were. Unless they're taking, but then you get into how much is everybody on Facebook and Instagram for their breaks. Right. But okay. If you were a smoker, would you then stop smoking at work so you could get these days off?

I guess I would sneak it. I don't know. I mean, I guess if you're addicted, it's truly an addiction, the nicotine, I get it. But it just, yeah, I don't know. Is that what it's supposed to do to encourage the smokers to stop smoking? Or maybe it's just the people think it's unfair They're not getting all the breaks Yeah

I posted a picture on my Instagram yesterday At the University of Tampa The freshman class They were all holding on my book Did you see that picture I put up there at all? Yeah I guess I yeah And I was assuming that they read it As a class requirement

The class had them read my book Fail until you don't They're all holding it up I was like what? That's the coolest thing That would be cool if I was in college And that was my assignment I'd be like yeah

It's cool that they're doing it And I wrote it I was so prideful posting that picture on my Instagram No, I mean, and you should. That's super cool. Yeah. The Bobby Bones show. I kind of like the nickname.

Eddie, you know my nickname, right? Yeah, country music's youngest historian. Yeah, so on this day in country music, here we go. The Bobby Bones show. On this day in country music. 1998. 20 years ago today, the Dixie Chicks had the number one country song with wide open spaces. Here we go.

Yeah. The Dixie Chicks had the number one country song with that. They named their record wide open spaces. It sold more than 12 million copies. And that year, 1998, the year of that album's released, the Dixie Chicks sold more CDs than every other country music group combined. Wow. That's crazy.

Listen, I love the Dixie Chicks. Love. Yep. Like, love, love, love, love, love. And 1998, 20 years ago today, this was the number one song. Bobby Boom. Come on. Do we really need to start carting teenagers for coffee?

Amy? No? Do we? I don't think so. Imagine a 14 year old comes up. By the big old coffee. What do you think? I'm okay with that.

Imagine a 12 year old walks up, buys a big old coffee. Ooh, I don't know. 12 might be too young. 12 year old knocking back an espresso, maybe double shot. Wow, that might be too much. Then what would you put the age limit at?

I guess teen. 14, 15, 16. I don't know. I'm trying to think. I didn't start drinking coffee until I was 18. I didn't start until about a month and a half ago. Yeah. And now I drink it every day and I still don't like it.

But, Amy, I can't think of words until I have it. I was trying so hard to think of the word electrolyte and I couldn't think of it. And I had a cup of coffee. And I was like, electrolyte. Yeah. Oh, your brain woke? Yeah. Yeah.

Because I was like, what's that word for the things I put in my water every? I couldn't think of it. And I was like, I just needed a coffee. Had the coffee and all of a sudden, out of nowhere, it was like electrolyte. That's what happens to me when I take an adderol. I'd never take an anterol. Well, they were prescribed to me because I have been diagnosed with ADD, but I choose not to medicate myself, which is sometimes tragic. What does Adderall do to you? I am way more alert and I think more sharply. Well, could I get... Like if I, trust me, I never took it during school because my mom was against it. And so was I for a long time. And then finally I just is so frustrated with myself that I wanted to take something. And I did operate at a higher capacity, but I just don't like medicating myself.

But anyway, had I had it during high school and the SATs? And, oh my gosh, I would have been such a better student. What about just talking here? What if I took one before I went on Dancing with the Stars, like Monday night coming up? I feel like you'd be like talking like this is the judge. Like you have to, I don't know. But when I do dancing better is my question. You may, when you're rehearsing, you may take in what she is telling you better and you may work harder at it and be more concentrated like when you're doing it.

But I don't know about your performance. Like you don't want to, for me, it alters my personality as well. So you don't want to alter your personality when you're doing your live performance. But maybe when you're studying or you're practicing and dancing, that's when you would want it so you could focus. That affects everybody differently. But your chemical makeup, like you concentrate fine. You retain information just fine. I don't.

Kind of. Dancing, the choreography, learning the choreography is tough. Okay, because it's just a different animal for you. Yeah. But like, learning in general is easy for you. Learning in general for me? I just work hard. It's kind of an insult.

People say it's easy for me to learn. Bobby, no, stop. There is something to be said about some people's brains that retain information after they only read something once. That's you. I feel like you're kind of not. I do give you credit for working hard. That's not what I'm saying at all.

But you have the ability to focus and retain information. I have trouble dancing and remembering steps. And I don't know if we have this song ready, but I'm dancing. Amy, I'm trying to do this. Salsa. It is the death of me. Do you need to sip a coffee? I was going to say cha-cha slide.

It's a salsa. This salsa is so fast. I couldn't even get a section done yesterday. And it's to this song from Flowrida, GDFR. Turn it up here. And it is so fast. And I know I can just feel my partner's frustration. And she's being real cool about not being frustrated with me

because she was real frustrated with me the last couple weeks. But I know I'm so frustrating to her. We probably spent two hours working on the section and I didn't get any of it down because it's so fast to the song. It's like, what did to the arms and the turns and leads? Now the jive we're doing the jive too, to give me some loving. That one I'm much better at, I feel like. We do this thing this week called Judge's Choice.

I don't know if I can say this, but I always say that, then I say it. But Lynn is the judge that's picking my dance and my style. Really? Len is the, have I said this on the air yet? I don't think so. Okay, well, Lynn, the hardest judge on me? Yeah. Pick me.

And he came yesterday and we did a thing when he came in is like, I'm your judge, and I'm picking what style you do, and you're going to do the jive. And he came in and he gave me some tips on the jive. And he's like, I'll be watching. Oh, wow. And we spent like an hour together yesterday. Len, the middle judge who's older. Awesome.

Loved him. And that's like the first time, because y'all don't hang out with the judges. Never talked to him before, except for kissing him on the face. And, yeah. And he came, it was awesome. He's awesome.

So, I don't know. Now I got to do the job. You're doing the jive Monday? We're doing two dances Monday. I do the salsa first. And then I do the jive second. And I don't know my order. But there are only six of us.

So it doesn't matter. and we go twice during the show each hour, once each hour. You know what I mean? Yeah. So, and I went last, last week. I don't think I'm going to go last again this week. Okay. You'll be last on the first hour and last on the second hour.

I don't think that's the case. Whatever. George Clooney is auctioning off his motorcycle on eBay. His wife convinced him he's too old for motorcycles. He also wrecked. Remember? Yeah. I think he beat him up pretty bad.

But the current bid is $26,000. It has less than 100 miles on it. It's a one-year-old Harley-Davidson on eBay. Would that be exciting to get George Clooney's motorcycle or no? I mean, I think so. If you're into motorcycles or you're into George Clooney, yeah. He'd have to sign it, though, right? Well, yeah.

You need proof of whatever, purchase. Clunied? It needs to be clunied? Yeah, and it should come with a case of Casamigas. Oh, that is it? That's his tequila. Uh, yeah. You like George Clooney or no?

Yeah, I mean, I'm not, like, obsessed with him, like, some people, you know, but, yeah, he's, he's okay to me. Would you let your husband ride a motorcycle? Yes, he rides motorcycles. His dad has a Harley. Oh, really? Yeah. They like to ride. I don't.

And my dad's, my dad's, my husband's dad, he rides all the time still. He still takes ride, and he's like 60. Late 60s? Yeah. Yeah. How's your dad, by the way? My dad's doing great. He does not ride motorcycles at all.

But he's doing good. He got his trache out. Yeah, so Amy's dad had to go in for a cancer surgery. It was going to take three days. And instead, it took months and months and months. And he had the tracheotomy in his throat. It's a whole thing. Yeah.

So he finally got it out, huh? The trache is out. Got it out yesterday. Hallelujah. I mean, this is like a huge step in the right direction. He's still at the rehab hospital. He's still at St. David's. Hopefully you get discharged

this weekend and then he'll be back at home on his own but we'll have to have nurses come to the house and still is a feeding tube but trache being out is huge so it's apparently the hole that's left in the throat takes about five days to heal up but when he talks so there's like gauze

over whatever but if you if you want to talk he has to put his hand up on his throat so you can hear the otherwise if it's not there there's air coming out you can't hear what he's saying. Isn't that crazy? Our bodies were so crazy. Because the hole's going to heal up and then he'll be able to talk again. But right now I have to go like this with his hand.

You're crazy. It's cool, though. I'm fascinated by it, sort of. I've been fascinated since he got the trick. I tried to send you a video, but you didn't want it. No, I don't want to see that. I know. It's a lot.

I don't want to see it just to see it. I would go see him, but I don't want to go see it. Just a picture of his neck. I know. It's just crazy how air comes out of there. Lunchbox has your baby after your baby surgery. He's good. I mean, he seems to be healing fine.

the stitches are still in, I guess they just dissolve. So whenever they dissolve, I guess you won't even be able to tell. I guess I have a little scar on each side. But besides that, he doesn't have any pain, a little bruising down there. But, you know, doesn't bother him. He's not crying because of it. Nope. He doesn't feel pain.

He's tough. That's so crazy to me that doctors operate on teeny tiny little babies. I know. Yeah. It also feels like it'd be a lot of pressure. Mm-hmm. More than adult pressure. Because adult pressure is adult pressure, but like a baby.

Yeah. and everything's a little. Yeah. Let's go over to Morgan number two, speaking a little. Here she has our 25-year-old talking about what 25-year-olds care about. So they're going to be Buildabare stores in Walmart now. It's going to start with six stores as a pilot program, and if it does well, it'll go to all the Walmart stores. And you care about this because...

I think it's really cool. I mean, Buildabairs have always really been standalone stores, and them to be in Walmart just makes them more accessible to a lot more. more people. Are 25-year-olds building bears? Well, I don't know. Maybe she did when she was a kid, though, Amy, because I'm 38, you're 37. We missed the build-a-bear face, I think.

Morgan number two, did you live in that phase? Yeah, I definitely did. I went to builder bear a lot as a kid. My parents probably spent a little too much money there. Man, we're lucky. Y'all didn't have that. Oh, whippersnappers. All right, there it is.

That's what 25-year-olds care about. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. So I love celebrating our police officers because they're risking their lives all the time. even when we don't even know it. So when I see a story like this, I just want to share it. It was near the end of a shift.

This officer, Dustin Johnson, of the Tuckwill of Police Department in Washington, was working late, got a 911 call. He got to the scene. There was a six-month-old baby on the floor struggling to breathe. The mom was like, hey, she had 104-5 fever, flu-like symptoms. And so he saw that her tongue was swollen and blocking her airway. So he did what they call a mouth sweep, gave her rescue breaths until she responded. She actually reached up and grabbed his finger.

took her to the hospital, she's recovering, and now the mom and the officer are sending videos back and forth to update progress. Mom says the baby's going to be good, but without the officer knowing what to do and being there, that the baby probably wouldn't have survived. Wow. Isn't that crazy? That's awesome. Wouldn't you be freaking out if that was your baby? Oh my gosh, totally freaking out. Yeah. So that's what it's all about right there.

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What do you call a turkey walking around the day after Thanksgiving? What do you call a turkey walking around the day after Thanksgiving? Lucky. Okay. All right. All right. Come on. Come on. That's three turkey jokes in a row. Come on. Oh, I got more coming. Oh, boy. Okay. That was the Morning Corny. I saw the story about a woman getting roasted online because she tried to ring shame her boyfriend.

Anyone else see this? Lapped out loud. No, what happened? A woman found an engagement ring in her boyfriend's nightstand. So she assumed he was going to propose, but she took offense to the, this is nowhere near my dream ring. Uh-oh. Yeah. So she shared the ring on Facebook inside this.

I know. Yeah. Go ahead. I, well, keep going, because I needed a more. but I just can't even believe she did this. She wrote, Ew, self-shame Friday, here I come. Found this in the boyfriend's nightstand, not a fan.

Please roast, and then tell me how to tactfully say, no, girl, you need to get something different. I mean, I don't know. You think he's still marrying her? I would think, I would think that you know her tendencies if you're about to marry her. And that she probably has done this a couple times before. But if she never has, I'm not.

I'm out. Oh, but if she has, then you know it's part of her and you've accepted it. Yeah, I've already accepted it. Like, if she's a roaster and she's like a bad person like she is here, then I've probably accepted that. But I would think you probably, if you're engaged, you know that, right? I mean, unless it takes a ring to bring it out. Yeah. Ring disappointment.

Boy. I mean, golly. There was a funny post yesterday on Twitter. Someone said, I don't know if you guys saw it, but it was like me. She wrote this. Me. I'm tired of wondering who Mr. Bobbybones is dating. also me and had a picture of a woman with like an old school video camera like staring at people

it's pretty funny so like she's tired of it but she's also still trying to figure it out looking to every picture yeah yeah listen here's the thing about this i can just stop talking about it um i would say it's on a downward downward trend right now still so that's why we're stopping to talk about stop talking about it it's just not going very well right at the current moment it's been better but like the week ago it was better Mm-hmm. So this thing's on day-to-day status. Well, it was really good.

Then it wasn't. It was really good. Then it wasn't. But Eddie has new evidence, by the way, that I'm dating my dance partner, Sharn. I do. I do. Eddie, you know who I'm dating. So you doing this?

You already know. I don't know what your thing is here. Well, because if it, go ahead. It's just stuff that I find. And I'm like, this is very interesting. I don't know 100% that you told me the truth. Okay. Is it on the downward spiral because you've got something going on with Sharnah?

Or maybe it is. Chorna Burgess confirming to E.T. that she is in fact dating somebody. And when the time is right, she'll reveal who the mystery man is. I'm getting asked that question daily, and I never said I wasn't dating someone, but dating also doesn't mean in a relationship. You know what I mean? You're just seeing somebody all about. Yeah.

Come on now. When it's real and when it's something that can be talked about, it will be. See? There you go. Isn't it funny? They both have the same, like, answer? Stop it. That sounds exactly like what you say.

all the time. I don't know. Bones, I just thought was a little fishy. Okay, look at these two. Eddie knows, and yet he's still playing this game. Yeah. I mean, but I don't know. I don't know what's happening.

Amy's confused too. I know, too, and I still wonder sometimes. And then every single person asked me if you and Sharner are reading. Oh, my gosh, everywhere we go. Yeah. And I'm like, yes. They're getting married. You say that?

She's having his baby. Yeah. I just started saying stuff. You're just tired of talking about it. It's like, yes. The Bobby Bones show. Our friend Lauren Elena will be in tomorrow. She's the best.

And she was, yeah, with me Monday night on Dancing with the Stars. She performed for another couple, but it was weird because we were hanging out the whole time. And the other couple was like, hey, you're our singer. You should be hanging out with us. But Lauren and I were like, no, but we're best friends. So she'll be in tomorrow. Her birthday party was last night. Oh, did you go?

No, I'm in California. It was in Nashville. I can't keep up. I know. She was there for Dancing with the Stars, so maybe she just stayed there and had a party. Well, they don't have covered wagons anymore. You can actually get back in like a quarter of a day.

I know an airplane. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They go up in the air. Tomorrow, Lauren Elena will be in the studio. I have a game I'd like to play with you guys. It's named that 90s teen movie. And the reason is, Tara Reid turns 43 today.

Most know her from her role on, Amy. Sharknato? No, later on, yes, but American Pie, 1999. Oh, I forgot about that. Then later Sharknato. Okay. Yeah. So I'll play a clip from a famous 90s teen movie, name the movie, and write your answers down.

Okay. Amy, lunchbox. I'm even going to bring producer Eddie and our video producer. Okay. All right. Write your answers down, and here we go with movie number one. There you go. Name that 90s teen movie.

I'm in for the win. I'm in. I'm in. Amy? Clueless. Launch marks? Clueless. Eddie?

American Pie. It is clueless. All right. Name that 90s teen movie. Clip number two. Let's go out there and we'll play the next 24 minutes for the next 24 minutes. And we'll leave it all out on the field. But we go out there.

And we give it absolutely everything. That's heroic. Let's be heroes. Amen. I'm in. I'm in Amy I didn't know he had this accent

Rudy Lunchbox That's Johnny Moxon Star quarterback Varsity Blues Oh that's why That's why he's There you go

Barcity Blues I was like Why does Rudy sound like he's from Texas Rudy's from the Midwest Amy? I know That's why I was so confused It sounded like

You know Footlaw But Rudy Ruger Named that 90s teen movie. Here you go. Number three. Let you bogs. Get your cute butt down here.

Oh, there's the end of the scene. Yeah. There you go. So there's no talking? No, it's a very famous scene, though. She's walking down the stairs. Don't give it to him, Amy. Well, I can't think of it myself.

I have another movie title on my head that I can't get out of my head and it's messing me up. Go ahead. I can't get out of my head. Amy goes, is it Rudy? No. A good day. 10 days. Oh!

10 things I hate about you! Hey, Raymondo, if you don't mind, hit that buzzer, because they even got really excited about the wrong answer. Incorrect. Oh, what is it? Lunchbox. She's all that. That's it.

That's it. Dang it. Because she walks down the stairs and she goes from me like the nerdy girl to like super hot. Yeah. And it's like, a kid. And the same band, by the way, who sings, there she goes. Who is that? Six pence.

Six pence and on the richer, yeah. Ed, did you have it? No, I can't hardly wait. Okay, there you go. The score is Lunchbox 3. Amy and Eddie won. Ooh. Name that 90s teen movie.

We'll do a couple more. Hit number four. Don't you see he's got us now? Okay, this is exactly what he wants. We can't go to the police. Not now. He's made sure of that. He's just out there and he's watching us and waiting.

What are you waiting for? That's a big scene right there. What are you waiting for? I'm in. What are you waiting for? Go ahead. I'm in for the win. Oh my gosh.

Amy, you can climb back in this if you nail it. What's that movie? We all... You know... You can't ask them questions. Amy, it's Rudy. This is that movie. It's Rudy, Texas Ranger.

Why can't I think of it? I'll play for you versus Notre Dame. Howdy, partners. I'm a fight in Irish. I know, I know. I knew right when I said it. It was like, I was like, I don't know why he has this accent right now. Amy, what do you have?

That movie we all... Incorrect. Lunchbox. I got a scream. No, you're close, though. Incorrect. Eddie, you got a stand in with this one. Go ahead.

I got it. I got it. I know what you did last summer. Correct. Yeah. What's that other movie that we all went to see and it was fake? Oh, Carrs.

Oh, yeah. Cars. Or Rudy. Cars isn't the 90s? You're talking about Blair Witch Project. Yes. One more. 90s teen movie.

Name the movie. by the clip Eddie after you get this to stay in. Here we go. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call but mostly I hate the way I don't hate you. Not even close. Not even a little bit.

Not even at all. Such a good movie. Such a good scene. Such a good everything. Can we call on? No. Okay, one more time. I love it.

Go ahead. I hate it when you're not around and the fact that you didn't call but mostly I hate the way I don't hate you not even close, Not even a little bit Not even at all Oh, got him with that bone

Wow I'm in I don't even know Not even a little bit I'm in I don't know Okay Hey Eddie you need this to stay in

Go ahead Mine's pretty bad I picked shallow howl What? What? What? I mean I could have made a ridiculous guess As well

That's all I got Hey lunchbox I got 10 things I hate about you That's correct I'm in with you Oh man That's right Nice, thank you.

There he is. Congratulations, my friend, on a big win. Woo! Bobby Bones. I'll be in Greensboro, North Carolina, coming up on my Red Hoodie Comedy Tour. Bobby Bones Comedy.com, November 30th. I want to go over to lunchbox now,

who is wanting to give himself an award. So I don't know what the award is, really, but here's some award music for your lunchbox. It is now your stage. Go ahead. Thank you. I would like to say, winning dad of the year,

the most noble person in the United States of America means a lot to me. Wait, what? It means a lot. It's my acceptance speech. And an award you're giving yourself? Yes. Okay, go ahead. And a lot of people are like, man, lunch, I didn't even know you were nominated.

Like, why are you winning this award? Well, I did something that most Americans would not do. Wow. Last Wednesday, my son had surgery. But also last Wednesday, my co-ed soccer team was in the championship game that night. And my son's surgery was over by 1, 2 o'clock in the afternoon. The game wasn't until 8.15 p.m. I knew he was fine after surgery, but I skipped the championship to spend time with my son in the hospital.

I sacrificed going for the championship to sit there with my son in the hospital. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is very noble of me. And that is why I am father of the year. Yeah. Amy's clapping him. You guys are clapping him? I guess. Honestly, I thought he would go to the game.

I'm kind of shocked, especially after knowing his son was fine. Exactly. My son was fine. He's clapping him again. It was five, six hours. Bad popcorn. After the surgery. So we were already in our hotel room.

I could have just left for an hour, gone and played, came back. No big deal. He would have never known. He would have never known. He slutted pretty much the whole day. Just to get you to stop talking, we'll clap you out. There he is. Good job.

I'm a hero. He's a hero. Not all heroes wear caves, folks. That's right. Wow. You are just, no other Americans would do that, like you said. It's like missing the Super Bowl. They should put you on a coin.

Maybe. Or a dollar bill. Thomas Rett was added to the most sexiest man category. See that? Yeah He was named Sexiest Country Star Yeah

Solid pick Yes Yeah so But there's like a list So there's the top Like he's not the number one On the entire list He's just the number one on the country

Yes Yeah so I have some of the others But Thomas Wrette is Sexiest Country Star I think it's solid choice The picture of him The picture of him was kind of funny He looks very blue still And I know Thomas Wright pretty well

And I thought the picture He's like super good looking at the picture Oh well And he's super good looking at person but it's like blue still and he's like this is my Zoolander face Yeah Sexiest triple threat

Bradley Cooper Sing dance act Oh he can dance Bradley Cooper I haven't seen the star Is Born I start any way you can sing Okay

Sexyest Royal Prince Harry Yeah Sexiest man of action John Krasinski Who is also Jim in the office That guy is really Ripped Yeah

Sexyest superhero Chadwick Bozman from Black Panther Sexiest Teen idol, Sean Mendez. Sexiest Dreamboat, Chris Pine, and Sexiest Rising Star. Lunchbox. Wow.

Yeah. What I'm talking about? Wow. No, it's some guy named Noah Centennial. I've never heard of him. And what's he? He's the rising star? Sexyest Rising Star.

Sexyest, slightly less than mediocre dancer. Yep. Bobby Bones. Bam. There it is. Hamie, how long you've been married? Oh, on December 31st, it'll be 12 years.

How you feel about that? I feel like that's a really long time, but good. I mean, we have an 11-year-old daughter now, so. Yeah. It's kind of funny. I mean, we adopted her at age 10, but still, it's like, it's fun sometimes telling people when they ask me how old my kids are. I'm like, 11. They're like, oh, really?

Wow, you have an 11-year-old? I'm like, yeah. I just feel like, yeah, I've got two kids and they're older. I just feel like I've been a mom. for a long time and I'll be like, I'm only been a mom for 10 months. Do they have an adoption birthday? Is that a thing? Yeah, it's called a gotcha day, the day you brought them home. Oh, yeah.

People call it different things. Sometimes they call it like the plane day if it's an international and they flew on an airplane for the first time, which ours, that was their first flight. But yeah, it's their gotcha day. December 21st, I think, is our gotcha day. That's fun. Which we'll celebrate for sure. Will you do that at Christmas? Isn't Christmas kind of a gotcha for you guys? Yeah, that's what, it's a really special time. But we'll know, we'll celebrate it on the actual gotcha day and then we'll celebrate Christmas.

But it's like, you know, four days away from Christmas. But it just makes me think of Christmas last year when they were first here. Like, we literally didn't know what to do. We didn't want to overwhelm them. We went and got Chinese food Christmas night because. What do you mean you didn't want to overwhelm them? Amy, we had a party at your house. That was the one moment.

They were so overwhelmed. I brought every gift I could possibly buy for them. Right. And every one of our friends over there, including all of our friends that play country music, and everybody has their guitars out. It's like jam session central. It was the most, I was overwhelmed, and I live here. I know. And then that's when I, like, cut it down.

And I was like, okay, Christmas, I'm going to dial it back. And, like, Christmas morning, they each got one present. They both got sleeping bags. And they thought they were amazing. And then, yeah, we went and got Chinese food for dinner. And then they wanted to stay inside the rest of the time because they were freezing cold. And I just let them do it because I couldn't understand anything. else they were saying.

Oh, that had to be so weird to be a new mom and not know what your kids were saying because the language barrier. That, honestly, it was not even a year ago yet at this point because it's, what, November. But some of that, it was just so brutal. It feels like it was five years ago. Really? Yeah. Because it was just so a lot.

It was a lot. Do you and your husband, because we're talking about Christmas, do you guys still get gifts for each other? Yes. I have no idea what he got me last year, so don't ask me. Yeah? But yeah, we do. But that's a blur right now.

Yeah. So wait. What's to deal with you guys? Like you and your husband. He made a list. Yeah. Well, Christmas, he's wanting to, because it's our first Christmas with kids,

and he's never acted this way in all our years of marriage ever. And he emailed me a detailed list of what he thinks we need to go take the kids to do this holiday season. Like what? I guess he researched what's going on in town. And, well, first of all, he saw the trailer for that Nutcracker movie, the Nutcracker movie, the Nutcracker and the Four. realms. He was like, we have to take the kids to see that. Then the Opry land has some country Christmas thing. A Christmas story performed by the Nashville Repertory Theater. Wow, he's all

in. He's doing big word shows. Holiday lights at Cheekwood Estates. There's a North Pole excursion. And then there's concerts at the Rhyman, like Christmasy ones. I'm like, whoa, buddy, we've never done like anything. But he's like, our kids need to be exposed to things. He need to be cultured. Like, we need to take them to plays and all this stuff. and like Christmas is the perfect time to get in the spirit and do that. I'm like, wow. Is your husband Buddy the elf? That's right.

Yes. I literally. Did I say that? No. That was in, when I was reading the email, I was like, is my husband turning into Buddy the elf? Pretty soon, like, he's going to be like, this is what we're having for dinner. Candy, candy, candy, candy, corn, and syrup. That was funny.

Well, listen, Christmas is fun. It is. So, I mean, I'm excited to get into it. And I was thinking of all these things that we go do as a family and you could maybe come with us with your friend, your new girlfriend. I don't have a girlfriend. That you may not have. I don't have a girlfriend.

And I don't even know what the situation is. I know stock is down right now. Yeah, stock is down. But holidays, you know, can kind of either break people up or bring people closer. Oh, for sure. For sure, that's going to happen with this one. We may even... Oh, so there's not going to be any Christmas shopping?

I don't know. Listen, I know I'm buying gifts for you. Because you shop early. I know. I already have you mostly in care of. You, lunchbox, and eggs. Eddie are the big gifts that I like people that I like genuinely

care about and get them. Not a big gift but a gift like I spend time on. All right. The rest of the show I'll get them a little something. And then I don't know what I'm going to do with her. I don't know. That's hard because you do shop early. So like you have to make that decision now.

I know. She doesn't live in Nashville and I have to like mail it to her. Let's say you do get her something and then it does totally fizzle. Uh-huh. Do I just get it? I don't know. It depends what it is.

Okay. Yeah. By the way, are you parking in my parking spot every day? Yeah. Is that your spot now? Yeah. You're not here and you said I could. I just wondered.

No, it's awesome. It's so easy to roll right into it. I know, right? That's a pretty cool thing about my last contract. Nothing else. It was just getting a parking spot. I know. I kind of thought you were being a little ridiculous,

but now I like it. Well, it wasn't that I was being ridiculous. I would come at all hours of the day and there wouldn't be anywhere to park. And they'd be like, you need to get it to do an hour. And I couldn't get to walk for 20 minutes. Yeah, no, it comes in handy on days I'm here when it's really busy.

Yeah. I'm like, no mind if I do. One day I didn't park in it and then someone told me to please park in it because then I would free up the other spot. You know? Oh, yeah. Because that, yeah, anyway.

Exactly. I don't know what Christmas is going to be like for me. Right now I'm just trying to, one day at a time, One dance at a time. I got this Monday and Dancing with the Stars. Hopefully I'll move on. And then if I do, I have one more, and that's it. Okay.

Well, just know that you can join me, my kids, and Buddy the elf. I miss your kids. And whatever we do. I miss them. That's the worst part of that not being at home for the past few weeks. One of them. I know. I hear your son's like 19 now.

He voted. I heard. Yeah, you got a sticker. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home. It's something good. Riley Gordon and his stepdad Chris were out hunting in Idaho.

They were trying to kill some game. And when they saw help scratched in the dirt, they're like, what is that? And Riley Gordon's like, wait a minute, I remember about a Facebook post, a 15-year-old girl was missing in the woods for two days. And that help, they put the guns down, they start searching, they find her alive. What? What? They start yelling, hello, hello, hello. And she responded hello?

and they brought her home safely. That's crazy. Wow, that's crazy that he remember seeing that from Facebook. Yeah, Facebook saving lives. And they didn't continue hunting. They brought her to safety just so. Well, yeah, I would think I'd hope. Yeah, I'd hope.

Well, there you go. That's a good one. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy, what do we think about food world, this segment? Oh, I like it.

You do like it? Mm-hmm. I'm kind of into it. What? What? I do. I like it. I like food. I just saw you lean in. Oh, because I leaned out to sniff my nose. You got a cold?

I didn't want to sniff in the microphone. Okay. You got a cold? I feel like a little bit, maybe. One of the dancers up here has like, is really sick, has like a flu. Are you like get away from me? Oh, I started talking to him. I walked out. It was Alan, him and Alexis, you know, the couple. And I don't know if they're, I don't know if they're dating or something. I don't know. And so I walk up and he's on the, and I like him a lot. And he's on the couch, just

covered in a blanket. I was like, man, you're good. I'm about to give five. It's like, I'm sick. I was like, see you tomorrow. Bye. Peace out, Cub Scout. I'm not trying to get anything right now. But you okay? Yeah, I'm okay. I got to be 12 shot. I got one, too, I told you. Yeah. Over to Morgan number two, our head of digital, 25 years old with her segment called Morgan Number Two's Food World. Here we go. It's time for Food World. Num, Num, Num, Num, Num, with Morgan Number Two. So, this study says that we spend nine full days a year in a food coma.

Nine, huh? I would think Thanksgiving, yes. About twice a year when I go to a Mexican restaurant, yes. And mostly, that's just from the chips. Like, you can send me, how many chips till I'm full before even the food comes out? Yeah. And I'm like, ugh. And they're like, okay, here comes your tortilla soup. And I'm like, oh, I'd probably go like four days a year. Nine is high. Just think Christmas, I don't, oh, no. Not for me. Okay. You? Yeah. I feel like our Christmas meal is always basically exactly what we did for Thanksgiving, but I love it. Nine full days in a food coma. Do you think it's that many for you?

Could be, yeah. And it doesn't even have to be a holiday. But the chip thing is so real at a restaurant, because sometimes I'll open a bag of chips at home and eat like, you know, a lot of them, I'll be like, oh my gosh, I can't believe I almost made this whole bag of chips. But if I think of how many chips I consume at a restaurant, I'm not calculating that's probably like more than a bag of chips. Like when they bring those chips also, I see the chips coming and slow. motion. You know like in movies when you're falling in love with someone running toward them with your arms out? That's how you heard with the chips. Yeah. It's like

Maybe you should... What? Maybe I should date one of the chips. Okay, Amy, thank you. Thank you. People do that now. Yeah, they marry random things. I know. I know. I'm 38. I'm single. I've never been married. I got nothing going on. Who's that woman? She married that. Amy, now my co-host and best friend thinks I should date a chip. We've hit

a new low on this show. Or chips. Or chips. Morgan number two, what would you like to say about this? Well, here are the top foods that cause a food coma, so if you want to stay away from them, it's burgers, pizza, mashed potatoes, burritos, fries, tacos, cheese, and chips was the last one. All the things we like. There we go.

And by the way, let me say this is about Morgan number two, our head of digital from Wichita, Kansas. Her old superintendent wants her to speak at her school. And that's a pretty cool thing, huh? Yeah, it's really awesome. He wants me to go back and kind of speak to some students and tell my story when I kind of got through some bullying in high school and see if I can help them through if they're going through a bad time.

Look at you. That's awesome. You think you're cool now because you're on the radio? Yeah, it's kind of surreal when people think I'm cool like that for this job. It's still surreal to me when people think I'm cool. Because I'm like, I'm the least cool person in the whole world. Yeah. Yeah.

For sure. For sure. People are like, oh, you're cool. I'm like, you haven't. Like, there's nothing cool about me except I just save my words into a microphone. Other than that, I'm the biggest nerd. Well, that's cool, Morgan, number two. And thank you for your segment called Food World.

That was Food World with Morgan number two. Nom, num, num, num, num, num, no. The Bobby Bon Show. This story about this guy proposing to his girlfriend in the middle of her first marathon. I laugh, but Amy got irritated at it. I mean, think about it. You're training all this time. You're in the New York City Marathon, for one.

It's just crazy to me that he would mess with her time like that. I know that he wants to propose to her, but he did it right in the middle of the race. Like, not when she goes through the fitness. finish line is done with her time. Like, he just added all this time onto her whole thing. Maybe. I mean, this is coming from me.

I've ran a marathon. And... I'm just trying to think of his mind here. Maybe he just knew this was so important to her. And also, what if it energizes her to run the race fast? Yeah, but she's going to have the running even faster because he took up time in the middle to propose to her. Everyone's divided.

Because Amy's... See, this is why we're divided. because I'm not irritated by it. I actually think it's pretty romantic if it means something to them. Wait, but do it at the finish line. What if she's so exhausted then? Oh my gosh. Okay.

I'm okay with it. Amy, you're not. Lunchbox, what do you think? Man, if this woman got upset that he proposed the middle of the marathon, then she doesn't deserve to get married. Every girl wants to be proposed to. Who cares when it happens? That is so exciting.

You are the talk of America. At the finish line, there's too many people. He can't jump over the railing. There's security there. In the middle of the race, he can jump over the railing. and propose. Great idea. Well, to clarify, I don't know that she's upset necessarily.

It's the internet that's upset. Like, people like me that don't know them at all that don't care, really. Does it affect my life? No. That's a good point, too. Like, she's way back in the back. Some felt it made her marathon all about him. Others say it ruined her marathon time.

But how about if it was just important to them? And maybe they, he like took her to train every day. Like woke up. I just say we don't know the whole story. If they're happy, I'm happy. And Twitter doesn't know. People like Amy are out there spreading the angered gospel. It really doesn't affect me.

I probably won't think about it when we're done today. And if I do, then I need to, you know, get a new life. But I just know that I've pictured him doing it at the end. Okay. By the way, something I haven't talked about yet, which I've been meaning to, is Lunchbox wanted to report someone for littering, do a citizen's arrest? Because he has a picture of their license plate? Oh, it's not one of us?

Okay. No. Oh, do you litter? No, I don't, but I didn't know if accidentally I dropped something, but no, I'm not a litter. Wait, what happened last box? My kids do. I'm sitting at the stoplight and the car on the lane over to the right and one car up opens his door and drops a plastic plate, a plastic fork and knife, a bag in like a cup drink, and just drives off. Just right there in the street.

I'm like, dude, you look like you ate a full meal in your car and you can't wait until you. stop it wherever your house or the gas station and just toss it in the trash can. So I snapped a photo and you can see his license plate clear as day. But did you see it? Did you get him actually dropping the food? You can't really prove that. No, I saw it with my own eyes. Oh, yeah. Seeing it with your own eyes doesn't actually put him in jail.

Why don't you chase him down? Well, I tried to, but I had the baby in the car and the wife was like, no, no, don't you dare. You did not try to chase him down. I was good because I was like, we got to say something. And I started going faster and the wife's like, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, you don't. Well, Lunchbox posted this picture on the internet, this guy's picture, like he has his car. Oh, absolutely. I put it up there.

Look, if you're going to litter, here's your license plate. Let everybody in America. This is you. Wow. You can't only prove you littered, though. Well, listen, I don't like littering either. I did a whole campaign for, you know, don't litter in Texas and Tennessee. But I wouldn't take a picture of someone's license plate.

Yeah. Well, why not? You're busting a criminal. That is what I was doing. I was busting a criminal. So everyone that's like speeding, do you take a picture? I don't have a radar gun. I can't judge on that.

I can see you throw your trash out of the wind. If they j-walk. I'll take a picture of their face at facial recognition. Please just start taking pictures of people taking crimes. Please citizens arrest someone. I will, hey, listen. I've always wanted to. Can I be there?

I mean, I've always wanted to do too, but I don't know how that works. You just yell citizens arrest. It has to be legal where you live because some places it's not. Some places you can Legally. Did you be like Batman? Like Batman in Nashville. Yeah. You're a vigilante.

Everybody better watch out. You're committing crimes. I'm taking pictures. I'm putting you on the internet. I'm putting you on blast. It's a Bobby Bones show. Have you been following the El Chapo trial? Not as much as I want to, but I only know like one thing. Well, there's an jury selection right now.

Oh, but I mean, isn't he asking to like hug his wife or something? Yeah. That's one of the stories. Yeah. El Chapo asked court. for permission to hug wife during trial? Um, no. The lawyer said it would be a humanitarian gesture

because he hasn't had any contact with his wife for two years since his arrest. Oh, because he's Mr. Humanitarian? He's been in solitary confinement and has had no ability to see, call, or write the entire time. Choppos' lawyers say aside from meeting with them, he has no contact with the outside world, and as a result, his mental health has deteriorated. What about all the people he killed? Wow, wow, wow. Crying a freaking river.

Does he want a book in a pen? Boo Boo got boo boo on Banday on? Yeah, no. He, whatever. I saw in El Chapo, the documentary on Netflix. He spent tons of time in solitary confinement when he was younger. And he came out of there, like, unscathed. I hope he's scathed.

Yeah, I know. I'm just saying, like, he, I don't believe him when he says that. Like, he's got a weird mental state where he can overcome that. El Chapo, by the way, runs a big drug cartel, the biggest. I don't know if it still is now because I was reading a whole story about how when one goes down. another one takes over, how losing El Chapo is not going to hurt anything down in Mexico. Oh, okay. Because it's like when one king goes down and other king rises.

Yeah. Like I guess Pablo Escobar, he went down, but. One of the stories was about the jurors, and they're all going, nope, don't want to be here. I'm out. And one juror was kicked out because he asked for an autograph. From? El Chapo. That's one way to do it.

And I don't know if he really wanted one or if he knew that would actually get him kicked off. Exactly. And a lot of people were giving opinions like they didn't feel safe. But this man said he liked TV crime dramas and insisted it would not affect his judgment going forward. And then he asked for the officers. I'm a bit of a fan. I feel like that guy is just super smart and it was his way to get out of jury duty. Yeah.

And I was reading this story about how they try to keep these jurors anonymous. And they're like, you really can't. Because they talked about John Gotti. They talked about some of the 9-11 people that had to go to trial. And they said as much, especially with social media. like if you just disappear and you're sequestered, like they can find you. And not only, dude, they worry about people getting knocked off

and their family getting knocked off by, you know, associates of someone like El Chapo, but they also worry about the other side of it too because John Gotti, the mob boss, they apparently bribed one of the jurors. Once they found out, they got them a bunch of money to make sure they wouldn't go to jail. So it's the other side of it too.

Really? Yeah. Crazy, huh? Well, that's fascinating. It's got to be impossible to find a jury of people to do the El Chapo. Yeah, and a judge. I don't want to be the judge either. Oh, the judge, too.

I mean, I guess as a judge, you may live for a case like this because, you know, it's like, you know, really awesome. Or you just may feel like it's your civil duty and you were elected to do it. Yeah, that's what I mean. But also, you might have a family and, who. Yeah. Opening statements are expected to begin next Tuesday. if a jury can be seated from the pull of 60 that's been pulled. Nearly half have been interviewed and none have been seated.

Zero. Isn't that crazy? I mean, I wouldn't. There's no way I would. So it's just crazy because it's happening, not because everyone's going out. I feel like the autograph guy would be you. You'd be like, oh man, I love me some TV crime drama.

Can I get his autograph? Yeah, it'd be a strategic move for sure. Yes, for sure. Speaking of, like, drugs, breaking bad, the movies, in the works. Really? Yeah. It ended in 2013, but variety, the magazine, the online magazine, has confirmed that the creator

Vince Gilligan is now working on a new film that is tied to the series. It's a two-hour film. And so they're not saying if it's a movie or like Netflix, but that's what it is. So, that's interesting. Do you guys love Breaking Bad or no? Yes. Yes. I would watch the movie, whatever it is.

Yeah. I think I would too. I think I forget how good Breaking Bad was. There's a show that everybody keeps telling me to watch. And I've had no time to watch a show, obviously, but I will in the next couple of weeks called The Bodyguard on Netflix. Anyone heard of that? No, but...

I've heard from multiple people that it is this fantastic show. Don't even know what it's about, but four different people have told me about it. Okay, I'm writing it down. Sounds like something my husband might like, and I've been making watch Parenthood, so he's going to be happy about this. You've been making him watch Parenthood? Well, we really don't have anything to like. We like to watch something before we go to bed and we really don't have anything.

So our default right now has been parenthood. Lunchbox likes that show. It is so good. I agree. So good. But he thinks it's so real and deep. It is. I know.

But he's like, that's not what I want to like fall asleep to. I said, what? We used to watch El Chapo. That's real. He's like, yeah, it's different. I'm like, okay. But I think this is making him feel like emotionally and he like cry, you know? Yeah.

So there's that whole thing. I'm going to play Dan and Shea tequila And maybe this will make you cry You know what I mean? Oh yeah Make you feel right here Tequila's an upper Oh it is?

It is? Yeah It's the only upper No Ever? Alcohol I think Oh The Babon Show

Here's Amy's pile of stories Okay so Oprah She puts out this annual list Every year of things that you can buy It's her favorite things list You can even find the list on Amazon And shop from it She has put on there

Some popcorn that is $180 Popcorn. Wait, does she come with the popcorn? Does she deliver the popcorn? No, but it's a 6.5 gallon 10 of Pop Insanity Popcorn featuring three flavors,

sweet and salty, cookies and cream and caramel chocolate drizzle costing $179.95. What? Oprah! Come on! Oprah's one of the people. She worked her way to get to the top. Has she forgotten?

Dang. She also has included in there the doggy DNA test, which is kind of cool. You can find out, like, I don't know, the genetic ancestry of your dog. I think it's super cool. Also, a TV that blends into the wall like a chameleon. Creaky. Case you're into that. Okay, so if you use emojis a lot, heads up, there's a new one in town.

Have you heard of woozy face? I saw someone post it and they were like, what does this even mean? Yeah. Oh, woozy face is, you know, a little tipsy. Oh, is that what that is? Yeah. It's like the smile is kind of crooked and woozy and the eyes kind of crooked and woozy. Yeah.

It's supposed to indicate that you've had a few too many drink and Apple. It's the drunk face emoji, but Apple's calling it woozy face. Well, what's the emoji that you use the most? Oh, I can tell you because it shows you on your most used. Like I know. Mine for sure, 100% is the one with the teeth like, oh no. You know that one, Amy? When I do that noise?

Yeah. That's the one I use all the time. I have that. Oh, mine is the raise the roof hands like praise. Oh, yeah, I don't ever use those. Oh, you don't? I like, woo. Hallelujah, everything.

Lunchbox, do you use emojis at all? No, I never used an emoji. Ever? Ever. You'd be a big eggplant user, probably. Oh, my gosh. No, yeah, yeah, yeah. Amy, what else?

Maybe. I will say my Christmas trees moji is coming in strong right now. I must be getting in the holiday spirit. Okay, so here is some simple tasks. that get a lot harder as you age. And I have to admit, I agree with this list. Go ahead. Okay.

Picking things up off the floor. Yeah. Yeah. Opening jars. Okay. My hands, I can't sometimes. Getting up and downstairs, getting in and out of the bathtub, getting out of your chair when you've been sitting too long,

using modern technology, sometimes that's hard. And then putting your shoes on and taking them off. It just sounds like a lot of joint problems. Back. Yeah. Yeah. Mostly all stemming from your back. My back.

Isn't that your winning song? I mean, if you wanted to be, as long as I can get a new one, where are we on that, BTW? Tomorrow lunchbox will give you his options. I feel like every day we say tomorrow. But tomorrow for sure. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you, Amy. Everybody out there, stay young.

And the kids, if it doesn't hurt picking things up off the floor now, might one day. I'm Amy. That's my pile. All right. I have to train today, obviously. I get like a week and a half left of Dancing with the Star's Best Case scenario. And I'm trying to learn the salsa, and it's not going well. I have a salsa and a jive.

It's going really bad for salsa. I know you look at me and think Latin sensation heartthroat. Nope. Not at all. It's a real struggle. We spent two hours yesterday, got nothing accomplished. So, but I lower my head. I go back into it.

Another day. Because it's going down for real. Bannan, no, no, no. Play that way. Turn that up. I did an awesome Veterans Day show last night, though, that we recorded at the IHeart Theater in Los Angeles. Brantley Gilbert and I, and there were a lot of veterans there, a lot of current active military. It was really an awesome show.

I can't wait people to hear it on Veterans Day. Oh, so that's when it airs is on Veterans Day. Yeah, it was really fantastic show. And Brantley, I had seen him in bed, and I don't want to ruin the surprise of his new single. He's got a new single coming out. It's really good. It's a thing. But it was good to see Brantley last night.

So I did that last night. I'm mad at today again. I'm in a good place. I'm in a good place. My partner got mad at me. I made the joke to someone that the training with her has been like training boot camp because she's hardcore. And somebody went and told her that I said she was being mean to me. Well, you said that on the radio.

That's what I said too. I said, of course I said that. That's what I said too. I said, of course I said that. So, nah, a little contentious, I think. I got to go deal with that today. Y'all are probably just sort of getting a little sick of each other, maybe. We've been together every day for almost three months for at least six to seven hours a day.

Right. So it happens. Every day. Probably just need a break. awesome but there's no break we have a week and a half left I know it's time it's grind time it's great oh yeah I'm talking about all right uh Amy what's up with you today yeah I'll tell her that today hey Amy said it's grind time yeah I tell her I said that all right go ahead look my ticket to the finale yeah good luck uh what do we have I think

my husband and I have counseling but like it's more counseling for our kids grind time oh I was gonna fix it no counseling just go grind time yeah no we have an appointment with the counselor that, I don't know. It's like a thing that our kids, it's like you have to do it for adoption. Oh yeah, like mandatory? It's like, yeah. All this mandatory stuff. Even once you get your kids, you're still not done getting your kids. I'm like, I'm done. I got them. I'm out. Some of the paperwork we still have to do. I'm like, for real. I mean, are they going to, what? Paperwork for real. Yeah, no, no, no, no, nah, nah, nah, nah, da. All right, we're going to go.

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