The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Calls in Sick + Amy Shamed at Store + Top 10 Tom Hanks Movies

Episode Date: December 10, 2021

Lunchbox calls a restaurant he doesn't work at to let them know he is too sick to come in and needs his shift covered. Amy was shamed by a store clerk for clearing them out of a popular product. A rec...ent list of top 10 Tom Hanks movies was put together and Bobby plays a line from them to see if the crew can name that movie! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:02 Boy Studio. Morning! Amy told me a funny story about how she was shamed at the store. Did you tell them this or no? I haven't told anybody yet. What happened? Okay. Well, I got shamed by the cashier for buying everything they had left of one particular item.
Starting point is 00:03:17 I'm obsessed with these vital protein sleep shots. What is that? It's like a little shot that has like, I don't know, melatonin and lavender and you just throw it back. I have no idea if it's a placebo effect. I take these and I'm sleeping better. It's like my sleep juice and I want them all. And Amazon was sold out. So I couldn't order any.
Starting point is 00:03:37 Well, I called the store and they had, they got some in. Like I called ahead. Like, I wasn't going to drive over there if they didn't have it. So I get all the way there and they have like, I don't know, nine left. And so I grab all nine and I go to the counter and I'm buying. And he goes, you know this is the only nine we have left. And I was like, yep, take them all, please. That'll give me nine nights.
Starting point is 00:03:58 and he's like, well, these are really popular, you know, like some people are going to come in and be disappointed that they're all gone now. And I'm like, what is, I mean, I'm a paying customer. I'm here to buy these. Like, I felt he was making me feel like I should go put them back on the shelf and I should not be. There was no limit. Sometimes stores will be like only two per customer, blah, blah, blah, blah. No limit. And by the way, they were on sale bonus.
Starting point is 00:04:22 So I was really wanting to buy them up. And he just made me feel bad. And then I thought in my head, you know what? No, this is America. Oh, wow. Why are you hitting with that? You think about that. In my head.
Starting point is 00:04:34 In my head. And I was like, I'm not going to have you make me feel bad for wanting to buy these. Life's not fair. And people should know that. So if they didn't call ahead to find out y'all had them in stock and come drive all the way over here to grab them. Because let me tell you, I called. And as soon as they said they had them, I got my car.
Starting point is 00:04:50 And I went there and I got them because I know how quickly they sell out. And so I bought them all. But he definitely made me feel bad. Like I was a bad person, like bad, like not thoughtful, like not caring about. Did he somewhat convince you that you were a bad person? Yeah, I mean, he wasn't cool about it. If I was, if I knew my employee was doing that to customers, I'd be like, what, like, that's just not really how we should make customers feel. So I don't know.
Starting point is 00:05:14 Was I, was I wrong for taking all nine or should I have taken four and left five for five other? Well, I don't think you're describing it, right? You didn't take them, you bought them. You paid for them. That's right. Yeah, you're absolutely right. My hard earned money. You want to go buy nine of them or you're going to go by 90 of them?
Starting point is 00:05:31 This is a store. That's where they sell. In America. In America. Yeah. Honestly. That's what I should have said to him. I don't care if this nine or if you had 90.
Starting point is 00:05:40 I'd be buying them all. Especially because they're a dollar off right now. You did nothing wrong. And for him to go, ooh, you don't know these people. No, I don't know them at all. And life's not fair. And you know what? The owner of the store probably say, hey, cashier, shut up.
Starting point is 00:05:52 We're trying to make a buck. In America, we have capitalism. Exactly. You put something out. If people want to buy it, they buy it. So obviously they wanted to move them or they wouldn't take it. You're absolutely right. Does anyone disagree with me?
Starting point is 00:06:02 No. It wasn't like they were free. It wasn't like lunchboxes if he's ever walking by a soup kitchen and like, oh, free soup, he'd take it all. Right. There's a difference in that because that's taking free stuff. Right. But Amy could have gone back in three or four days and got more. There's no need to buy nine.
Starting point is 00:06:18 She's not going to drink nine and one night. I don't want to drive back over there. It's 20 minutes from my house. Didn't you used to work at Sam's Club? I did work at Sam's Club. And isn't the whole point of. Sam's Club to buy a bulk of things so you don't have to go back. Yes.
Starting point is 00:06:28 So that's the whole purpose of that. Yeah, I was buying in bulk. Good. I am just saying Amy could have bought three and then ordered them on Amazon like she normally does and had helped her fellow customer out. But instead, she wanted to hog him for herself. Hey, if you want to be selfish, I like being selfish. This is how the guy made me feel.
Starting point is 00:06:42 I'm with you. I'm with you. From my heart, you're absolutely right. Thank you. You did you. It's not charity. It's money. Now I have them in my fridge.
Starting point is 00:06:52 There you go. That's right. Yeah, and someone else can't sleep at night. I'm going to take one tonight. They're losing sleep. They're going to be late for work. I mean, wow. Twitter, they were talking about movies that move people to tears, but not sad.
Starting point is 00:07:05 Like, you watch it and you're just so emotional because something happens in that movie. You know, what is it? Amy, your first. Pursuit of Happiness. Oh, that's such a good movie. Will Smith? Yeah, because it's a true story. Everything about it just gives you the feels.
Starting point is 00:07:20 And, yeah, so that one. That's a good one. So good. It was like two and a half hours of a movie. struggle. Right. And the whole time you're just like, oh, if you feel so bad. Then it's the end. Butterfly. It's beautiful. I think mine will be Rudy
Starting point is 00:07:33 at the end of Rudy. Oh, yeah. When he gets in the game and the crowd's going, Rudy. And then he goes It's the best. It's powerful. So good. Right? Yes. You've seen Rudy, right, Amy? Yes. Do you feel like... Yes, I have all the feels for Rudy
Starting point is 00:07:49 and like, yes. Just for like different reasons. The underdog. Yeah. I mean, I'm not into the football side of thing, but it's not a... To me, that's It's not a football movie. It's so much bigger than that. Yeah, I would agree it's bigger than that. About life. And, like, I played football, but only through high school.
Starting point is 00:08:02 And I wonder if somebody who played in college would feel strongly. But, like, Lunchbox never played football, but he still is a football guy. Yeah. Right. I would go Rudy. Lunchbox? I have to go remember the Titans. I mean, it is all about bringing a community together and overcoming the odds and
Starting point is 00:08:18 integration and just, like, standing up for what you believe it. I mean, there is one scene when two best friends. in that movie and one guy takes a stand against his best friend and you're just like, wow. I mean, that movie is powerful. That's a good one. Morgan number two, what about you? What movie makes you really happy so that you get a little emotional? It's Matilda.
Starting point is 00:08:39 Have you guys heard of that movie? Excuse me? Matilda? From Mrs. Doubtfire? Yeah. I think she's from Miss Doubtfire, yeah. Okay. I don't know that movie.
Starting point is 00:08:47 I'm listening. Well, it's about this little girl on her journey. She has really bad parents and then her teacher ends up adopting her at the end. It just makes you laugh. It makes you angry, and then by the end, you're just so happy. You cry. How old is that movie? Should I watch that one or no?
Starting point is 00:09:01 Oh, that's a good one. Yeah. Wow, came out 96? 90% positive on Rock Tomatoes. I watched her growing up all the time. My daughter likes it. Matilda. Eddie, do you have one?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah, I'm going to go old school. Go ahead. Rocky. And Rocky won. Spoiler alert, when he wins at the end and he goes, or maybe it's Rocky 2. Yeah, he doesn't win Rocky 1. Adrian! Yeah.
Starting point is 00:09:22 I did it. Like, that brings tears in my eyes. Every single time. And they play it probably once a month, twice a month now. Still, it's so good. You can go to our Facebook page and tell us what movie that you love so much. We're going to do a love here, Facebook people. And I'm not going to go look at it because Facebook puts me in a bad place.
Starting point is 00:09:38 Bad place. Don't go there. But we're going to. But if you do want to go there, go to our Facebook page. What movie brings you to tears? Because it's so moving. Not sad, but it's so moving. If I play this piano, do you know what song that is?
Starting point is 00:09:55 Little Zeta Della go. Baragosh, baragosh, and the bandango. Yeah, what is the song? Queen, something. Galileo, Galileo. Galileo? No, Bohemian Rhapsody. But it's just a piano part of a song, right?
Starting point is 00:10:12 That's cool. So we've stripped out all the instruments. It's just a piano. That's Bohemian Rhapsody. Just a piano. Write your answers down. Amy to my left. Lunchbox to my right.
Starting point is 00:10:23 We're video producer radio over there, editing videos. Are we ready? Just by the piano part of the song. Name the song. Is that familiar, Amy? Yeah, I'm in. Just looking for the title of the song. She's in.
Starting point is 00:10:44 I'm in too. Eddie's in. Lunchbox's eyes are real big. He's writing an answer down. All right. I'm for the win. Lunchbox, what do you have? Despacito.
Starting point is 00:10:59 Despacito. That is not it. Amy. Havana. Ah, Eddie. Yeah. Havana. Oh, Nana.
Starting point is 00:11:06 There it is. Yeah. That's in Navan is in Havana. Hey. Yeah, good. Who is that? Camila. Camila Cabo.
Starting point is 00:11:16 That's what I thought it was, Despicito. By the piano part only, name the song. Now, this part's very familiar. Do I get bonus points for artists? No. Yeah, that's all I know, too. I'm here for the win. All right, that's all you get.
Starting point is 00:11:45 Lunchbox. Oh, that's my girl, Vanessa Carlton, a thousand miles. Amy. A thousand miles. Oh, I don't know the title. I've heard seasons. Oh, yeah. It's...
Starting point is 00:11:56 If I could fall into the sky. The jam. It is still the jam. She's still around? Uh-huh. I don't know. We're doing what. I think she died or not.
Starting point is 00:12:08 I don't know if she's... Trader Joe's. Making my way downtown. Oh, that it started. No, it's all piano. It starts whenever you want. Oh, I was like, where are she? Okay.
Starting point is 00:12:17 Ready? Name it by the piano. What song is that? Just the piano part. Oregon now. I almost didn't remember the title of this song. I'm in with a win. I'm in.
Starting point is 00:12:42 Amy. Don't stop believing. Lunchbox. Don't stop believing. Are you challenging him, Eddie? No, I'm not challenging. Yeah, you don't want to challenge you. You go get disqualified.
Starting point is 00:12:52 There was a stutter in there, though. What do you have? Don't stop believing. All right. You're all right. There you go. All right. You're all right.
Starting point is 00:12:57 Two left. Name the song. Here we go. Only the piano. Oh, maybe it looks a puzzle. Maybe it's a puzzle. Because I just went to a... Lunchbox looks puzzle, but that's normal.
Starting point is 00:13:21 I got it. Amy's up one point right now. Lunchbox and climb back into this thing. I'm trying to. Wow. Five seconds. Lunchbox? Lips of an angel. Excuse me? Hinder, lips of an angel. What a random song. I haven't thought of that in a while. Sorry, Amy.
Starting point is 00:13:45 Meant to be? Ooh. Yes. Eddie? I wrote It Will Be. Oh, wow. It's like. Hit it, Bonds. Maybe lay on back and relax.
Starting point is 00:14:00 Put your pretty good now. All right. Man, man. He was meant to me. Man. He was meant to be. It'll be. All right.
Starting point is 00:14:15 One more. Here we go. Lunchbox is standing up in his chair. Waving his arms like a symphony. I'm in. Only the piano part of the song. There you go. To make it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:45 Write me a letter. Write me a letter. Send it in the mail. I did a man. I missed a postman. I was in a special deed. Bright and early next morning I'm in for the way
Starting point is 00:14:59 The letter came back to me She wrote about it Amy Hey Jude Watch box Hey Jude Let's write me a letter Yeah that's what I got it
Starting point is 00:15:07 Is nothing about a letter Are you serious It says Write me a letter Eddie I might be the worst of this game I wrote Let It Be Oh
Starting point is 00:15:14 What? Wait Mr. Beetles The Mr. Beatles Yeah Oh Big Beatles Does this say write a letter?
Starting point is 00:15:22 No Oh I didn't think so No Hey guys I didn't miss one You didn't, Amy up? No. There she is.
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Starting point is 00:16:03 Tim McGraw released a new version of his song, The Cowboy in Me, for the TV show Yellowstone. The song will air during Sunday's new episode. Here's a clip. The urge to run the restlessness, the heart of stone I'll sometimes get foolish pride The me that's never satisfied
Starting point is 00:16:25 The taste that's in the mirror I see I guess that's just the cowboy and me Chris Lane released a new song called Stop Coming Over. We can drop that on the stop coming over. Party's coming home You start coming home I already got a drawer Hairpins on the floor
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Starting point is 00:17:33 Tell me something good Oh man, so there's this chicken named Colorado, and it got too large for her own legs to support herself due to factory farm chickens. Oh, wow. They're bred to grow really quickly, like way faster than they should. But there's this rescue farm that will take in these chickens. Poor Colorado, they thought they were going to have to put her down because she just was so uncomfortable. She couldn't walk.
Starting point is 00:17:57 She couldn't support herself. Well, the husband at this sanctuary, he read about a chicken wheelchair online. Chicken wheelchair. Yeah. So then he built one for Colorado. Colorado, and ever since Colorado got her wheelchair, her sparkle is bad. Is this a real story? Yes.
Starting point is 00:18:14 There's a rescued factory farm. They rescued chickens that are, you know, basically born to fatten up and then give birth or eat. Eat, actually. And Colorado got saved. They built a wheelchair. You can believe that? No, a wheelchair? A chicken named Colorado in a wheelchair.
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Starting point is 00:22:19 Do tell us. What are they doing? What are they putting in there? Beef flavoring. They're coated in beef flavoring. That makes them activate your umami taste buds. Mm-hmm. Those um-mami taste buds.
Starting point is 00:22:31 Oh, um-mami. Those and your salt taste buds working together at what hook you. By the way, that means the fries aren't vegan-friendly. I was just about to say, are vegans thinking they're just like eating some potatoes and salt and they're not? And beef flavor comes from milk. Did you know that? Not from beef? No, I didn't know for sure if it came from beef, but yeah, milk would make it not vegan. So there's a science as to why those are so good. Okay, you don't have to pick them. I pick McDonald's fries and have for years. It's my favorite french fries.
Starting point is 00:22:58 Best French fry that exists, Amy. Well, I think your answer is solid. I'm going to go with a Chick-fil-A-Waffle fry. That's a good one. Yeah. I do enjoy a good waffle for pride. I just can't do it. I'm stumbling because I just can't see how anyone would not pick McDonald's. Well, hey, you do you.
Starting point is 00:23:13 I know. Lunchbox? I'm going to have to say Bobby's the smartest man in the room on this one. It's McDonald's fries. Could you imagine if McDonald's took their formula and made it into a waffle? I would never want them to do that. Why I messed my greatness. I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I like Waterburger's fries. They're good. But the fact that Waterburger, if it depends on where you are regionally, like in Texas in the southwest. You have water burgers. They have the ketchup that are in the hard packs. The fancy.
Starting point is 00:23:38 The ketchup makes that fry amazing. Best hamburger, period. Who is it? Amy. Chain. You're asking the wrong person. Come on. You're eating meat again.
Starting point is 00:23:47 I was talking to her friend the other day. And she was like, I was with Amy. And Amy was ordering meat. And it was so weird. Yeah. Best hamburger. I will go with McDonald's. So you really haven't had many hamburgers.
Starting point is 00:24:00 I really haven't. From chains, honestly, I really haven't. Lunchbox? I would say Waterburger But they're not national Yeah, it's a chain though It's a chain it up Okay
Starting point is 00:24:11 Man I used to get When I was a kid quarter pounder with cheese Especially would have come with a free VHS tape If you got the meal pack A VHS? Yeah, I got dirty rotten scounders on VHS I don't know what My mom and I would go there all the time
Starting point is 00:24:24 We'd order whatever combo you had to order To get the VHS tape for three Wow, they would give you like VCR days A whole That's, I'm telling you And I remember the day we got dirty rotten scounders on VHS and we were like, this is amazing. I'm going to say this one, and I still think it's overrated, but it's still the best,
Starting point is 00:24:40 if that's possible. I think the best hamburger is in and out. Oh, I don't know. I never had a burger from that. I think the whole in-and-out experience is a bit overrated because everybody just talks that it's the greatest thing ever, and I don't think it's the greatest thing ever, but I think it's the best hamburger. Okay.
Starting point is 00:24:54 The only thing I've had from there was when I went with y'all and I got the veggie burger, which doesn't exist. They basically gave me buns with a piece of cheese and some lettuce. Yeah, they're being funny. And they were like, here you go. Here's a veggie burger. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Relying on technology allows us to forget five things a day.
Starting point is 00:25:15 I saw that. And I agree because I don't know anybody's phone number and I don't know how to get anywhere. That's on the list. Because I always just type it in. Like with my phone, I'll just yell at my Siri to take me somewhere. What are the things we forget? So the five things we forget are passwords, other people's phone numbers, how to spell certain words. Oh, man, me too.
Starting point is 00:25:33 And I don't even try anymore. I hit it, and if it doesn't auto-crack, I just send it anyway. So it's either spell check or hopefully it's a person's spell recognized on the other side of it because I don't even try. How to do basic math and then how to write legibly. Because between our phones and technology or computers, like we don't really write that much anymore. And then some of the things are outside of the top five, like Bobby, you mentioned directions, birthdays, what time shows are on. Oh, birthdays. It's actually helped me.
Starting point is 00:25:59 I don't know anybody's birthday. But having... The calendar helps you. Big time. And I put in the people's birthdays that I really like. Basically, it's just Amy and my exes. Wow. I know.
Starting point is 00:26:08 I know. So, oh, you know, another funny thing. People forget this was number six on the list. So almost top five. Their own phone number. Like, sometimes if they're asked for it, to fill it out, like, sometimes they're like, shoot, what is my own phone number? Yeah, you don't have to say it that much. You've had yours forever.
Starting point is 00:26:23 I've had my phone number. 2003? Yeah. So you've had the same one. Like, I switched a few years ago, and it did take me a while to learn it. Because I was like, oh, I don't really know. You don't call yourself. Right.
Starting point is 00:26:36 Yeah. I do sometimes I'm really lonely. Oh. Hey, Bob. Hey, you good? Yeah, I'm okay. How what else? So couples in happier relationships say these things to each other more often.
Starting point is 00:26:46 So you can, you know, jot these down, not if you're driving, but just make sure that you're telling your partner this. Thank you. If you're expressing gratitude in your relationship, even for the small things, not just for the big, it will really impact things. You make me laugh. Make sure you let them know that they're funny because couples that can laugh together. It means that they, you know, enjoy each other's company and each other's jokes. You mean a lot to me. So people want to feel valued and appreciated.
Starting point is 00:27:13 So make sure you remind them. And then lastly, I love you. Like if you're not someone that says it all the time, but simply put, saying I love you is an active reminder of your admiration for one another. Poppies never said it. I know to anybody. My dog, all time. But next, there's still time. This is the year.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Amy put her fist in the air like she was pumping me up. She was like, you can do it. Yeah, yeah, of course. What else? Okay, you know the top most productive time of day? When is it for you? When are you the most productive? Two parts, either at like 6 a.m., which I'm not a morning person, but I've been awake a few hours to do it.
Starting point is 00:27:49 That's what we start doing. I'm like an hour into the show. Probably then or like 6 p.m. Right before I go, like I have a few hours before I go down. And like I'm just hammering away the next day. Oh, wow. But my schedule's odd. Yeah, you're not really average.
Starting point is 00:28:02 So for those people that are listening right now, it's the first three hours of your day. That's when you're most productive. That's me. Okay. 6 a.m.? I wake up at 3.30 now. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:11 But that's when you are cranking stuff out. So if you have your list of MIT's, do you know MIT's? My husband taught me this. Military term? It's your most important tasks. So he tries to help me make lists and prioritize them. And he's like, what are your MIT's?
Starting point is 00:28:27 Number them, one through 10 and knock out one to 10. I'm kind of hot. It's kind of hot. That was Amy's pile of stories It's time for the good news It's Bobby Yeah, firefighters in Tennessee Cut through a wall at a family's home
Starting point is 00:28:46 To rescue a dog That was chasing a squirrel in the attic The dog's up in the attic Taze me after a squirrel Fawls through And firefighters, they go in Chattanooga And they go and have to cut a hole in the wall And they get Bella out
Starting point is 00:28:59 who's a weiner dog luckily everybody survived everybody's good firefighters just used a saw cut to the wall they're like Bella they're trying to make the dog not move while they're cutting the wall so they cut back there but the dog obviously runs to the sound but everything's good so good for the firefighters good for the dog
Starting point is 00:29:16 everybody wins in that one that's funny huh yeah funny because everybody got yeah that's what it's all about right there that's tell me something good there you go that was tell me something good I'm going to listen to a voicemail here from Belinda from Albany, Oregon, right outside of Portland. Here you go.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Hi, Bobby. I don't know how long you guys have been on up here, but for at least four or five months I've been listening to you. The first time I listened to you guys and heard Amy's positivity, you're just giving kind soul. I love you all. Bye. Thank you very much. Well, let's take more of those calls. I'll be honest with you.
Starting point is 00:29:53 Load those up. Thank you. Thanks for listening to us in Portland, too. We're still really new up there, so we appreciate that support and that encouragement. We love it. All right, let's go over to Amy now and get the morning corny. The morning corny. Why are basketball players messy eaters?
Starting point is 00:30:10 Why are basketball players messy eaters? They're always... Say it, say it. It's funny. Say it. Come on. Are they? Yeah, come on.
Starting point is 00:30:19 They're always driveling? Yeah, dribble. Dribble. That was not from their mouth. That was the morning corny. One of the rare times Amy quits a joke right in the middle of it. And then we have to encourage her across the finish line. Because, I mean, I liked it.
Starting point is 00:30:34 And then when I started to really say it, I thought, I was already anticipating that you're going to be like, oh, that was lame. Don't do that. But the purpose, yeah. I know. The purpose is, of course, they're lame. But I don't always think that they're lame. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University. and affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
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Starting point is 00:34:13 with the help of American Military University. That's AMU. dot edu slash military what's up with you and your husband well he's like wants to put a cap on how much water I can have or win like a deadline at night like no more water at night we have to do that with our eight year old son are you pee in the bed no
Starting point is 00:34:35 no but that's why we can do it with him but like my husband's like I don't know pick a time but after 7 p.m. you can have no more water because I guess I've been waking up I've upped my water and take a lot and sometimes to make sure I'm getting my water before bed. I'm like chugging 16 ounces just that I met my goal for the day. And he's had enough because I wake up like three times in the middle of the night to go to the bathroom and it's waking him up. And he's like, I can't have that anymore.
Starting point is 00:35:04 So he's like, thinks I should have a water cut off. And are you going to do that? I think I should because, I mean, yeah, it's got to be annoying. Plus, I don't need to be waking up three times in the middle of the night. That's not good for my sleep. And then if I'm waking him up, well, that's certainly not good if we're both not getting rest. And so, yeah. But he was like, hey, we got to have a talk.
Starting point is 00:35:22 Oh, you got pulled in for a talk. Yeah. He's like, he didn't want to be rude about it. But he's like, I'm going to have to cut you off on water. When I always sit on the inside, like, and so on the Southwest, on South Western Airlines, you can lean over and put your head on the, like the wall and go to sleep. And that flight's so long. And I like to sit on the inside, like a window seat.
Starting point is 00:35:41 So I can lean my head over and go to sleep. But the problem is I drink a bunch of water too. and I always have to be like, excuse me, and that flight is so long, I hate to wake you up. And I won't wake someone up. I almost will go in my pants, almost before, or like peeing, I don't think about peeing into a cup or something. Which is awesome because you're a guy and you can do that. I haven't done that, but I've been like, I don't want to wake somebody up. But I have to go through people every time, be like, I'm so sorry.
Starting point is 00:36:03 So I, like, have to gauge my water before I get on the flight. So you could get these bags that my husband, because he's a pilot and we go on really, especially when he was in the Air Force, they were going really long flights. It's like hours and hours and hours and hours. but they have these, I forget what they're called, but I just call it a peabag. I wouldn't really peeve my pants, but I'm so bothered, but I mean, you could order some of these and we see if Amazon has it.
Starting point is 00:36:24 And then you get a blanket. But it's like, no, it's contained. Like you won't make a mess. People would probably me wake them up more than peep next to them, right? It all goes down to it. I think my neighbor would rather me wake them up than just let it rip right next to them. Here's what I have for you
Starting point is 00:36:44 I give you a fictional city from a TV show. You tell me what show is there. Oh, cool. Don't miss it though. So for example, here is just free one. Anybody can answer it. Pony. What show? Oh, that's Parks and Rec. Right. You would have got a point if that had been real. No, no points. Okay, here we go. It's the city they live in a Parks and Rec. Amy, you're up first.
Starting point is 00:37:08 Mayberry. What show is in Mayberry? I know. Andy Griffin. Oh, no. Say it again? What? What's the name of the show?
Starting point is 00:37:21 Andy Griffith. I did ask you again. I'll accept that. So what is it? It's Andy Griffith. Oh, T.H. Oh, T.H. So I'm not in. And that does sound people.
Starting point is 00:37:30 All right, good job. Lunchbox. Hawkins, Indiana. Hawkins, Indiana. Hawkins, Indiana. The only one I can think of is the middle. The middle, he says. No.
Starting point is 00:37:44 Stranger Things Oh yes Hock and Sheriff How about Eddie Dillon Texas Oh Friday Night Lights Correct Amy
Starting point is 00:37:53 Bedrock Oh the Flintstones Correct Lunchbox Bayside Oh that's saved by the bell Correct Eddie
Starting point is 00:38:03 Quohog What? Oh come on Quohog? Yeah Oh that's Harry Potter The TV series Lunchbox
Starting point is 00:38:11 What you think is? Family guy Do we have any score Or we just been running wild Well, I got one wrong. Amy's undefeated. And what about you? Throw it in there. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Amy, let's see. You went, Amy. How about Gotham? Hit it out of the park, Amy. Well, there's a show called Gotham. What's the city? Batman. Batman.
Starting point is 00:38:35 How about Springfield? Hit it out of the park, Amy. It's the cartoon people. Is it the Simpsons? And for the win. For the win-win. Win-win, yeah. Kings Landing.
Starting point is 00:38:55 Oh, oh, okay. It's not King of Queens. Kings Landing. It's the other cartoon people, right? Kingslanding. Five seconds. What TV shows in Kings Landing? Answer?
Starting point is 00:39:16 I don't know. It's Game of Thrones. Yes, that's right. Well, anyway. So Lunchbox is called Businesses. and said, hey, I can't come in. I'm sick. They doesn't work there. So what's the first place? Like, what kind of place is it? Just a restaurant? Like a sit-down restaurant or a fast food restaurant?
Starting point is 00:39:42 I sit down. Okay, here he is. Calling into a restaurant saying, I can't come into work today, except he doesn't work there. Afternoon? How can I help you? Oh, yeah, who's this? This is Jason. How are you doing? Hi, I'm good. This is... Hey, girl, I'm supposed... You sound constipated. No, no, I'm sick. I'm sick. Yeah, yeah. It's being at 3 o'clock, and I'm just, I'm not... I'm feeling under the weather. I don't think I'm
Starting point is 00:40:03 be able to make it. Okay, and I'm sorry, what was your name again? Jason, Jason Gibble, yeah. Oh, okay. I came down with something this morning. I don't know, and I'm supposed to work three to 11. I just can't make it. Are you a cook?
Starting point is 00:40:16 No, no, I do the, I'm the waiter. He stumbles. I'm the gate, no, get that. I don't know what they're called. It's in the waiter, yeah. I didn't know anybody here was a server by that name. Yeah, but I was just hoping you could cover my shift or you get, you know, get Alyssa to cover my shift.
Starting point is 00:40:36 It's the wrong place. I'm hearing a lot of names that I don't recognize. No, I said if you could get Melissa to cover my shift. No, you said Alyssa. You said Alyssa, not Melissa. Shift. Oh, wow. She does not have time for you anymore.
Starting point is 00:40:55 Wow. She didn't even, like, mess around. You want to hear him cough? And I'm sorry, what was your name again? Jason, Jason Gible, yeah. Oh, okay. It's like you broke a rib. Like you're coughing with a broken rib.
Starting point is 00:41:08 Yeah. That's funny. It's hard. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Tell me something good. Carlos was told if he doesn't make some changes, he wasn't going to live to the age of 40. He weighed 651 pounds.
Starting point is 00:41:27 Wow. Wow. Wow. So he went on a diet. He lost 475 pounds. Jeez, man. And now his goal is to run a marathon. He walked his first 5K, started running a little bit, and now his goal is to run a marathon.
Starting point is 00:41:43 He lost 400 pounds? 475. What did he do? Do we know? He stopped drinking soda? Because that'll do it. You want to lose 400 pounds? I'm not kidding.
Starting point is 00:41:54 Just that. Just stop drinking. Everybody out there. Let me give you a piece of advice. This is truth. And I'm not, there's not an inch of me as facetious in this. Do you want to change your life? Do you want to lose weight? Stop drinking soda.
Starting point is 00:42:10 And for me, I love soda. Oh, when it burns, and I go, I'm going to tell you, I get that, and I go, and then it goes down. This is what it feels like in my body. If I can make a sound where it feels like in my body, this would be what it sounds like, oh yeah. That's what it feels like when it goes down. Here's what I say. I like a soda, too. Not even going to lie to you.
Starting point is 00:42:32 Have one a week. Set your time. Have one a week. Because if you make the thing, like I'm going to have one soda a week, you know what, you're probably going to have two. And that's okay too. Anything that you can do in moderation is okay. That being said, that soda, that candy, that sugar, that's going to be cigarettes in five, seven years. It already kind of is.
Starting point is 00:42:52 And we're learning that. Chill on the sodas. I want to add to that and say that doesn't mean switch to diet soda and you'll be good. You have to cut out all the soda because I used to drink tons of Diet Coke. And when I got off, I lost weight and felt better. Again, I love soda. I just want to be honest with our listeners. I love soda.
Starting point is 00:43:11 And I like to make another noise that it makes me feel. Like sometimes I'll take the soda, I'll take the cup. I don't like a straw. Who wants a straw? No, no, no. Whenever you eat soda, because you want to like enjoy it all in your mouth. Not just like a little tube of it. You want to have it just go in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:43:23 And sometimes when I swallow it, this is what it sounds like because it feels so good. I swallow it and it goes, yay. It's what it feels like when it goes down. It's like a little cheer. That being said, you want to lose weight? Stop drinking soda. lunchbox, what you got? He might be on to something
Starting point is 00:43:36 because he cut out fast food, fried foods, bread, soda, and alcohol and started walking. Oh, good for him. The food, I'm going to say this too. Believe me if you may, working out's fine. You should do it.
Starting point is 00:43:48 It keeps, you're going to keep your body healthy longer. If you don't eat right, don't even waste your time working out. Because that workout's 80% of it. Oh, no, excuse me, the eating's 80% of it. If you eat right and don't work out, you'll lose weight and look good. If you eat right and work out,
Starting point is 00:44:04 you'll look a little better. If you just work out and eat wrong, nothing's going to change. Nothing is going to change. So why haven't waste your time? Go volunteer with puppies or something instead. You know what I mean? Would you like to another sound that my body makes? Yes.
Starting point is 00:44:15 When you drink soda? Whenever I drink soda. Yeah. So sometimes I get a cup. I like a plastic cup too with soda in it. Oh. Yeah, yeah. And I'll pour it down my throat and it goes like this.
Starting point is 00:44:24 Happy New Year when it goes down. Really? Yeah. It's not good. It's not good. Happy New Year. But that's what's all about, you know? Get a minimized.
Starting point is 00:44:34 Minimize. Okay, is that it at Lunchbox? That's it. Thank you very much. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. They put out the list of top 10 Tom Hanks movies of all times. Oh, wow. Yeah. So, but what I'm going to do is I'll play you a clip from a Tom Hanks movie. Just name the movie. Oh, that's easy. Right. I mean, they're all huge. Right. Amy, you're up first. Ready?
Starting point is 00:44:54 Ready? Name this Tom Hanks movie? I must have drank me about 15 Dr. Pepples. Forest Gump. Forrest Gump is correct. Pretty easy one there. Okay, there we go. Lunchbox, you're up. You're ready?
Starting point is 00:45:05 Yeah. Name this Tom Hanks movie. You guys think this is a big joke. We've only got one week left before the move. A moving buddy. If you don't have one, get one. Got that. What is that?
Starting point is 00:45:17 Toy Story. That's correct. That's good. By the way, that's the number two. Tom Hanks movie of all time, according to people. Toy Story. Number two. Number one was forced to.
Starting point is 00:45:28 We're going in order. Okay, good, good. Oh, wow. Toy Story was number two. Eddie, ready? Come on. Name this Tom Hanks movie. Number three on the list.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Hey, we've got a problem here. What did you do? Nothing. I stirred the text. This is Houston. Say again, please. Houston, we have a problem. Eddie.
Starting point is 00:45:45 Epic. Do you know what movie that is? Apollo 13 is correct. Come on. Amy, ready? Yeah. Name this Tom Hanks movie. When I stand before God, and he asks me why did I
Starting point is 00:46:01 did I kill one of his true miracles you tell God the father it was the kindness you done oh is that the green mile it is the green mile yeah yeah yeah good job
Starting point is 00:46:20 I really like the green mile yeah and then it got a little weird they got real weird what like the flies and stuff the big guy is it okay to say that what they got weird no that like you just gave away part of it oh come on The movie came out like 30 years ago. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:46:34 Okay. That's fine, Bobby. Okay. I always, I don't want to be a spoiler, you know. I thought the movie was fantastic. Then it got a little science fictiony, oddly. It gets weird. It gets weird.
Starting point is 00:46:43 Lunchbox, ready? Yeah. Right up your alley. All right, number five. Number five. Man, I'm sorry to have to tell you. Your son is Fodging Checks. Fodging checks.
Starting point is 00:46:52 Wait, I'm sure we can take care of that. I'm working part-time of the church now. Just tell me how much yours and I'll pay you back. So far, that's about $1.3 million dollars. Do you know what Tom Hakes movie that is? Guys, this is a great one. Catch me if you can! I still haven't seen that one, all right?
Starting point is 00:47:08 Amy. No, Eddie. Oh, me, me, me. Here go. The ship's broken. We had to go. Nobody gets hit. Easy.
Starting point is 00:47:18 Hey! Look at me, sure. Look at me, sure. I'm the captain now. Yes, that's Captain Phillips. Wow, we're perfect so far. Wow, okay. Everybody's tied to two.
Starting point is 00:47:29 You have one more. Amy, are you ready? Ready. Ready. There you go. Name that Tom Hanks movie. Amy, what is that? I'm shocked.
Starting point is 00:47:52 I'm shocked. These two guys are shocked that you don't know this one. I mean, he sounds too old for when he was in this movie, but I guess I'm going to go with Big. Big. Oh. Oh. I have never even seen the movie and I know what it is. It has to be cast away.
Starting point is 00:48:09 It is because he's like, I've made fire. I mean, when all soon is he need fire. Oh, yeah. Duff. Lunchbox. Oh, I just got that one. To stay in the game. the number seven
Starting point is 00:48:19 Tom Hanks movie. Ready? Yeah. It's very important you don't stink today. Hey, I make no guarantees. We bow, right? In unison, and we're off the stage before the applause dies out, right? What if they want an encore? You unplug and you run, run offstage. Smiling, Smiling, according.
Starting point is 00:48:37 No encore. Can you name that one? Okay, I haven't seen this one, but I know he's, uh, it's a musical group, like it's a band. And I want to say almost famous, But that's the one you guys liked it. So it's not that one. What is it about?
Starting point is 00:48:53 I mean, the only thing... Blah, we'll just go almost famous. I'm sorry. It's that thing you do. You doing that thing you do. There you go. Break my heart into the million pieces. Listed as number seven here.
Starting point is 00:49:13 Wow. That's a good movie. Yeah, Eddie for the win. Come on. Yeah. You get this, you name it. The number eight Tom Hanks movie of all time. Here we go.
Starting point is 00:49:20 Are you crying? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball. Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy? Oh, you zip it, Doris. Are you ready? For the wins. I got it.
Starting point is 00:49:32 Go ahead. A league of the room. There he is. A league of them. Here's our winner. Nobody clap for you except for me. I know. That was the only one clapping.
Starting point is 00:49:42 I was going to clap. Lunchbox didn't clap. Well, I went right down the list. I don't know. I'm saying. I just wish I'm in. I'm not completely. playing. I'm saying. I wish I got eight.
Starting point is 00:49:51 What was the rest of the movies? There's only one more. Two more. There is this one. No one said you were going to lose both engines at a lower altitude. Oh, yeah. Solicid in history. Captain Sully. That's called Sully. Oh, you're right.
Starting point is 00:50:04 It's called Sully. Forest scum, Toy Story, Apollo 13 at 3. Catch me if you can. Captain Phillips. That thing you do, cast away a league of their own. I forgot to say the Green Mile. And Sully, those are the 10. Okay. Bam. There you go.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Gosh, Tom Hikes is so great. You are the winner. And that's your show. Yeah, that's my dude. I'm glad you have it. Stay. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.
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Starting point is 00:54:00 and they've been trying to have a kid. 29 pregnancy tests, no baby. Tried the whole hormone injections. No baby. And finally, the husband confessed I had a vasectomy when I was married to my ex-wife because I didn't want to get her pregnant. And she said, now you either agree to me having a donor, you get it reversed, or we're getting divorced.
Starting point is 00:54:21 Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, divorced over this just because you can't have kids? Well, I think he lied to her. That's dishonest. And she was going through fertility stuff on her end, thinking that something was maybe wrong with her and the stress that that adds. And then it's all he knew playing along with that that he had a vasectomy and the... 29 pregnancy tests, which means the emotional roller coaster of that. Yeah, every single one of...
Starting point is 00:54:46 of those. Hormone injections, which means messing with her body. Like, why would he even want to go through that with her? Like, it's miserable for her and for him. That's what she said. She said three years of painful, invasive, and expensive fertility treatment. And he lied to me. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:55:01 He watched her go through that and didn't ever once think to pipe up and say, sorry, nothing's wrong. You don't need to inject yourself with those hormones and make yourself feel totally nuts. So I had a sex to me. No, that's really, that's bad. Right? I thought it was bad too, but Lunchbox thinks she's overreacting. I think she's being drama-filled.
Starting point is 00:55:19 If you love somebody, you want to be with them. You didn't marry them for kids. You married them because you love them. Right, but then you fall a little less out of love with them and they lie to you for three years while you're injecting yourself with hormones. Or maybe you got together because you had similar dreams of having children. Yeah. What did you tell her about that?
Starting point is 00:55:35 Let me see. According to her post on Reddit, doesn't have that. No. It just says that she feels lied to and she's talking about divorce. Yeah. I'm on team, dude. Oh, no. Yes.
Starting point is 00:55:45 I'm on team Team her Yeah Team wife I'm on team wife Thank you You're on team wife Yeah I'm on team wife
Starting point is 00:55:53 Like I mean I If they want to work it out I hope that they're able to But I do not think She's being Typical drama-filled woman If I found out someone
Starting point is 00:56:03 To lie to me for three years About something that big I don't know if I'd ever trust them again Like she was altering her body To make it work And he knew all along That she didn't need that stuff I'm team wife Amy
Starting point is 00:56:14 Team wife I'm team dude because when you say your bowels, it's till death do his part. Not too. He tells me a little white lie. White lie. White lie. Pretty ready? I mean, I'm going to team marriage.
Starting point is 00:56:25 They said reversals and option. Just reverse it and get over. But how do you trust? We lied for three years. But there's a solution at the end. That's what I like about this story. Morgan number two? Yeah, there's hope.
Starting point is 00:56:37 I'm definitely team wife. Yeah. Ray Moon, no? Team guy. What? I'm crazy. You guys are out of your mom. mind. Anyone that would be team
Starting point is 00:56:46 guy, they probably lie. I just don't even get the... A bunch of liars bunch of liars in here. You don't get the what? I just, him watching her, like, inject herself and go through that. Or maybe 30 pregnancy tests. Yes, I know. The roller
Starting point is 00:57:02 cry. Struggle all that time. Guys, he probably cried too because you can still get pregnant when you have a vasectomy. There's miracles that do happen, so maybe he was emotionally invested also. Stop. This story comes with us from Royal Palm Beach, Florida. A 28-year-old man's working at Arby's.
Starting point is 00:57:24 He's supposed to get off at 10 p.m. And the manager comes up and says, hey, someone called in, I need you to work overtime. He's like, look, I got plans on my girlfriend, no. The manager pulls out pepper sprays him and chases him around the store with a knife, trying to make him stay and work overtime. But he pepper sprayed him because he just didn't want to work more? Yeah, he didn't want to work overtime. And the manager's like, no, that's not excessive.
Starting point is 00:57:44 acceptable. You pepper sprayed him and chased him with a knife to make him stay. I wonder if you thought that that would work. He was not going to be a very effective employee. That's what I'm saying? Like you spray him and then makes more sandwiches? It's not very smart. Crazy that that guy is the boss. So I'm lunchboxed. That's your bonnet story of the day. So happy you guys could. It's been even just a few minutes with us today. Thank you so much. Got to go. Hopefully you guys will be around. We'll be around. I'm around all day, actually.
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