The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Earns Bobby’s Money For His Birthday + Producer Raymond Gives Banned Artist Michael Ray Ultimatum + Bobby Addresses Eddie’s Gambling
Episode Date: July 25, 2017Lunchbox gets birthday cash from Bobby, Producer Raymond offers artist Michael Ray an ultimatum and Bobby addresses Eddie's gambling Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwo...rk.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Morning, good morning, good morning.
It's Tuesday's show.
Oh, feeling pretty good.
Morning, studio.
Morning.
Okay, Amy, how are you today?
Great.
How are you?
I'm good.
I got some sleep last night.
The night before we had driven on a bus,
we finished the show and drove all the bus,
and then we just did the show.
So I got a little sleep last night.
So today's supposed to be the cranky day, though?
Yeah.
It's all, do you guys love your life a day after?
Yes.
It's typically what, you know, your body.
Is that, okay, so that's for everybody.
I think so.
If I don't sleep on a Thursday, I feel pretty good on a Friday, and then Saturday I'm just like, be it.
If I eat bad on a Thursday, Friday I feel pretty good, Saturday I'm like, bleh.
That's it.
But I wonder if that was age or if that was just me.
Nah, I think it was just life.
Oh, well, there we go.
There's a life.
Ten signs you're living the most modern American dream.
Let's run by each other, I'm ready?
All right, let's go.
So these are like, you're actually like living the American dream today.
Okay.
Number one, having a Netflix subscription.
Man, I'm loving the dream.
Yes.
Yes.
You can just say yes.
Oh, yes.
Voting because it means you're a U.S. citizen.
Yes.
Yes.
Being able to buy gadgets every now and then, like a new phone.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Having a stake if you want it at least once a month.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Having enough free time to do leisurely stuff like going on walks or bike rides.
Yeah.
No, not me.
Stop.
You could.
You choose not to.
Being able to donate old close to goodwill because they're not for you anymore.
Yes.
Yeah, me too.
having a fridge with an ice dispenser.
Yes.
Listen, this means we have a really good life.
Yeah.
In terms of how the world looks at things,
and these things aren't the most important things in life.
No.
I mean, Netflix is pretty important.
True.
For my relationship.
All these things here are things that people from around the world look at it and go,
man, I wish I had that.
Yeah.
Like, there's a really high.
So if you have these things, like an ice dispenser,
like people have other parts of the world, like what?
Well, yeah, people.
It's like a super luxury.
Some people don't have even refrigerators, much less a freezer.
What?
Yeah, I know.
Like the orphanage my kids are at, no refrigerator.
They don't have refrigerator, do they?
No.
What do they have to keep their food cold?
Definitely don't have a freezer.
Well, it's rice and beans.
You just cook in a pot.
You don't need to refrigerate anything cold, huh?
Nope.
Dang.
You guys got to go to that orphanage.
Yeah, I went.
Now, Eddie, you're never going to go.
I try to get a passport and go with me.
You're never going on.
don't have my passport. But you're never going, though.
I would like to go. No, you wouldn't. Stop. I'm getting out of this segment before the turns out of the holiday.
Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.
Listen to this. William Gunn Jr. weighed 460 pounds last year. You can't get into the Army at 460.
That's over the weight limit. No.
So he worked with specialists and trainers because he wanted to get in. Over 14 months, he lost 230 pounds.
Wow.
Has maintained it. This week,
He enlisted in the Army.
That's awesome.
He said it can be done.
It took him a while, but he said heading that start of the first day, he wouldn't
got to the last day.
He lost 230 pounds, and now he's in.
Love it.
That's awesome.
William Gunn.
I see you.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond.
Outside of Tucson, Arizona, officials have rescued those 17 hikers that were trapped in
raging floodwaters.
Everybody is okay, so that's really good news.
In other news, Senator John McCain is expected to return to Senate today, just days after being diagnosed with an aggressive form of brain cancer.
And finally, in recall news, Bush's baked beans are being recalled.
There's an issue with the cans.
No illnesses have been reported taken back for a full refund.
Here's what's trending today as you're waking up.
Lincoln Park is trending.
Did you see the note the band put out?
I didn't.
They put out a heartfelt tribute to the singer Chester.
who died from suicide last week.
Yeah, it was a pretty touching letter.
You would have expected to be,
but sometimes they're so generic
because they don't really say what happened.
And they didn't in this either,
but something about it really hit hard.
Really?
Yeah.
I'll have to check it out.
I think we've been retweeted as a show, right?
Didn't we?
Is that where I saw it?
Yeah, because I don't follow Lincoln Park's account.
I was amazed that Lincoln Park came back,
and, like, they were relevant again
because they were from when we were in high school and college
and they was like you know
I think inside the note the thing that was pretty cutting to me was
what made you sing these songs and all of the things
that made you this way is in the end what took you
and I was like wow
like he must have been always fighting some crazy stuff
and what he was fighting actually made him great
and then there was a tipping point at some something
so yeah it's a pretty crazy one
Justin Bieber
De Spacito
He canceled the rest of his purpose tour
14 dates
I don't know what's happened with him
Do you see John Mayer coming to his defense?
Yeah he was like
You know he's a human and
You're seeing people take their lives
Listen and I don't think John Mayer meant
Justin Bieber was about to kill himself
But he's like sometimes people hit
Some sort of point where they're about to crack
And if you want him for a long term
Sometimes you got to give up short term stuff
So I have no idea why Bieber called it.
Sometimes Bieber does nutty things, but Beaver's put in a situation where it's only nutty.
He's been famous in a millionaire since he's 16, 15 years old.
Imagine how crazy we would be.
Yeah.
Also The Bachelorette.
Something happened last night.
No idea.
No, I missed it last night.
Do you watch it on DVR?
Yeah, usually watch it on DVR.
And then 5H on Fallon because finally, Fifth Harmony is going on Jimmy Fallon tonight.
That's trending.
What?
Oh, I was like, what?
No idea.
Five H.
Yeah, five H on Fala.
I was like, what?
Fifth Harmony.
And now there are four of them.
Oh.
Oh, so confusing.
Because that one left.
Oh.
Yeah, Camilla Cabo.
Yeah, duh.
Come on, guys.
Go with the times.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Motion.
Time for your positivity here on Tuesday.
It's all about the good news.
Yeah, it's something good.
Oh, I got you now.
A former nurse taking a refresh.
taking a refresher CPR course
gets to use her skills
on her instructor
when he has a heart attack
on the first night of the class.
Oh my goodness.
What?
The instructor?
On the first night
of CPR training,
the instructor was like,
I don't feel good.
And he grabs his chest
like,
um,
this is not,
first of all right on the class,
I would think it was part of the act.
Yeah.
I'll be like,
all right,
okay,
this is what I'm supposed to look for.
You got me.
What?
So yeah, he goes down.
Thankfully, one of the students was a former nurse who kind of knew CPR a little bit,
but she was in for a refresher.
Boom, saves his life.
I would just think it was part of the class like a magic show.
Remember when those two magicians, Hansel and Gretel?
What were their names?
Pitt and Teller?
No, they had the tiger.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, Sidney and Roy.
Yeah, Handel and Gretel, like I said.
You thought that was part of the act.
Yeah, when the tiger attacked him, I would have just been like, oh, wow, this is a crazy part of the act.
Oh, this really is worth the money.
Wow, this, but I would have thought it was part of it.
No.
No, yeah?
Yeah, but I don't know it wasn't.
Amy?
So this 88-year-old woman is crossing things off her bucket list.
She just crossed skydiving off the list.
How old?
88.
Oh, my goodness.
I did it.
I'm so happy.
And she's going through a list of daring accomplishments.
And the next thing she wants to do is race a car on a closed track.
That skydiving at 88?
I would just say my heart would explode.
Like, I did it at like 27 and I thought my heart was going to explode.
Okay.
Well, she said.
if you're afraid, you're only living half a life.
Okay.
Lunch box?
My man, Norman, is 79 years old.
He's driving down the highway.
Woo!
And then he goes into diabetic shock.
Oh, squirms off the road, down the side of the road, into a canal.
Luckily, there was three people that saw him pulled over.
Ran pulled him out of the canal.
Only minor injuries.
Good Norman's going to be okay.
Ah, no, Norm, there we go.
There's your good news.
Yeah.
You know, Eddie and I played this festival called
faster horses over this past weekend
and opening up in front of us
was Michael Ray and our producer
Ray has banned Michael
Ray from this show
I have no problem Michael Ray
I ran into him in food
catering and he was like
hey dude and like gave me a knuckles I was like
what up dude and I think he wanted to bring it up
and he didn't well we talk about it and people here and I'm sure his
team's like hey man you're not allowed on
that show that guy over there the Bobby
Bones guy he's the one he's the one he's the one
I'm sure he's tipped off. He knows.
How do you feel? Do you feel like, what does he need to do to get back on the show?
Give me a present or...
A present. Okay, that's fair. A good, like how good?
I don't know. Or let me come on that bus party that I was supposed to come on and I never got to go on.
I forgot. I like those terms. Let's put that on the website.
Producer Ray will squash his beef with Michael Ray. One, for a present or two for a bus party.
Because I don't like beefs, but there are ends, and there are reasons for it to end.
Cool, cool, cool.
We'll put it up on the website, bobby bones.com.
We'll tag them.
We'll see what happens.
What you say?
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd skinny.
You know what's happening tonight?
All right.
It's Tuesday.
Yeah.
Is it country music related?
Yeah.
It's the big night where Lady Antebellum's movie is in the theaters.
500 theaters across the country.
they're taking their concert, like a secret concert that was filmed in New York, to the big screen,
and they also have got interviews with band and everything.
How do you find out where that's showing?
Fathom Events.com has a list of the theaters.
Huh.
Yeah.
I think I might go watch, like, Baby Driver instead.
No offense, but if I'm going to the movies, that's cool, though.
Hey, some people might be really into it.
So it's 7.30 p.m. local time, wherever you are, fathomovance.com, if we want to see if a theater has it near you,
and you can check out a Lady Antebellum concert.
Or Baby Driver or...
What's that one?
Dernker.
Duncurt.
Yeah.
The World War II movie?
That one did pretty good at the box office.
Speaking of movies, today's Tuesday, so you got the DVD releases.
Boss Baby is out, which...
Eddie said it was hilarious.
People loved it.
The Rotten Tomato score has gone down.
It's like 52% positive.
I don't know.
Rent it if you want.
And you also have Ghost in the Shell.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 Second Skiddy.
Bobby Bones Show
Boneyhead
This story comes to us from Twin Lake Michigan.
Three women thought they'd have a nice day on the river,
so they show up with their inner tubes,
and they're about to get in,
and someone goes, oh, don't worry, this river goes in a circle
to bring you right back around.
Oh, no.
It's not a lazy river, is it?
It's about 4 p.m. so they get on the river?
Six hours later, it's dark out,
and they are like, where are we?
They have no cell phones, no nothing.
So they had to get out of the water and just sleep on their inner tube on the side of the river.
Oh, no.
The next day, a couple fishermen found them floating down the river looking for the end and brought them back to their car.
Did it eventually come around?
Yeah, what was that woman thinking?
They had never been before.
They just thought they saw people doing.
No, the woman that said it circles back around.
Oh, no way about it.
Oh, maybe they were just a jerk.
I don't know.
But these people spent the night on the river because they thought it would.
in a circle. I'm lunchbox. That's your
Bonehead story of the day.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting
across America.
You know what today is?
Well, no.
National
Yeah, what day is it?
Just look at the calendar. What day do you think it is?
National Burrito Day.
She says National Burrito Day.
Yes. Okay, okay. Fair enough.
Fair enough. Yeah. That's incorrect.
Eddie?
July.
25th, Tuesday would be national lasagna day.
Lazzania Day?
No.
No, no.
It's not?
Hmm.
Huh.
Lunch box.
What would you say today is that these guys don't know?
Uh, today is my birthday.
All I do is, we, we, we, no matter worse.
Oh, no.
And they stay there.
And they stay there.
Hey, you've got a shirt on all I do is playing.
Oh, man, happy birthday.
I knew your birthday.
I did.
So rude.
So rude.
Like, I've been waiting all morning, all morning for someone to say something.
I totally did.
And Eddie, you've been over there going, man, I don't know what to do for the early morning message.
I'm like, man, I can't believe you're not going to ask me to talk about my birthday.
But he didn't want to do that.
So I just let it go.
Hey, National Burrito Day.
National Lazzania Day.
I mean, come on.
Amy claims she knows when everybody's birthday is.
It's my birthday!
I do know, but I wasn't registering that it's...
We're in the kitchen together.
That came quick.
Yeah, really good.
I know.
I was like, hey lunch.
I have a game for your birthday lunchbox.
Woo!
There's no wallet.
Oh, yeah.
Pay me on my birthday.
Look at me.
I don't have it.
Every one of these you get right,
since what you like more than anything is money.
Yeah.
Everyone you get right, you win $5.
That's my birthday gift to you.
All right.
Are you ready?
In honor of Lunchbox's birthday,
he loves reality TV.
Oh, yes I do.
I'll give you the description of a reality show.
Okay.
You tell me the name of it.
You got this.
My birthday present to you an easy game for your favorite thing, cash.
Contestants must compete each other for a chance to win $500,000.
And a house wide with cameras capturing their every move.
Oh, that's easy.
Big brother!
Give the guy $5.
There we go.
Baby, baby, baby.
Professional buyers.
and their teams
scour repossessed units.
Oh, storage war.
Give the guy five more dollars.
There you go, good.
Yep.
That's Dave Hester.
That's what they say, right?
Dave Hester does.
Contestants have to confront what scares them the most
and perform crazy stunts.
Welcome back.
The host is ludicrous.
Fear Factor!
There he is.
Give the guy five more dollars.
Wow.
A well-known rapper
finds the owner of a ruined car and takes it for renovation.
Oh, come on. Exhibit. Pimp my ride!
Yay!
My rag, no, I can't stung this guy.
For double, you have double or nothing here.
You're 20 in.
Oh, do it. You got this.
You can double or nothing this.
Man, don't make it impossible.
It's a tough one.
Come on.
You want the double or nothing?
Yeah, it's my birthday.
I'm feeling good.
I'm feeling good.
Let's do it.
Give me $40.
$40 make you holler.
It does.
It does.
Yeah.
Okay.
It's pretty easy.
A panel of business executives and investors
listen to pitches from entrepreneurs
in order to make a deal.
Oh my goodness.
Guess what?
You guys, Amy and Eddie,
you didn't remember my birthday.
You're dead to me.
That's what.
Kevin O'Leary always says,
Shark Day.
All that's a way, we, we, we know,
no matter what,
I can money on my life and never get up in the field and everybody hands go up.
And they stay there.
And they stay there.
Happy birthday, my friend.
And now the presentation of your birthday money, a gift from me.
$40.
Don't lick the money.
Ludicrous going in.
A good shirt.
You put it in your own shirt.
What?
I don't get that.
Happy birthday, buddy.
For me to year.
Thank you.
How old are you now, lunchbox?
Man, I hate to say this, but I'm 36.
What are you doing for your birthday tonight?
Ah, nothing.
That's not true.
Your wife, for sure, has something planned or you're just playing coy.
It's like romantic dinner.
It doesn't want to say anything about it.
I would not play coy with you guys.
I'm doing nothing.
You have nothing planned.
Nothing.
All right.
Happy birthday from me to you.
They got you nothing.
I'm always looking out for my boy.
Hello, Lindsay in Richmond.
Good morning.
Good morning.
Thanks for hanging out.
What do you want to say?
I just wanted to say happy birthday to lunchbox
Thank you
Of course I hope you have a great day
And you get to take a nap and watch TV
On your new fancy TV
Oh it's gonna happen
Well I would say you were gonna do that anyway
Even if it wasn't your birthday
Probably true
That just seems like a day
That usually happens on my day
Hey Lindsay appreciate you
Appreciate the call
First time caller
Well yeah
Appreciate you
Thank you I appreciate you
About you
Hey, Jared in Virginia Beach.
Hey, good morning.
Good morning, buddy.
What's happening?
Hey, I just want to say,
Happy birthday to lunchbox,
and I was wondering if he had any updates
on the Mayweather-McGregor fight.
Yeah, what's your update?
My update is that my boss will not allow me to go,
so it does not look like I'm going to go.
You can go if you pay your own way.
Tickets are like $15,000.
What?
Yes.
Oh, that's why he wanted the media pass.
Do you still have to pay if your media?
I couldn't get him a media pass.
You don't think every.
media outlet in the world wants to go to this?
I don't know. We do a country music
radio show. They might be like, oh, the Bobby Bone
show, we need them there.
If Flunch Bricks pays his own way and goes,
I will let him have that time off. Happy birthday.
Dang, Eddie. I can't get him in.
I'm not paying $15,000. Let's all
pitch in. Get him a ticket.
Go fund me. To the movies
and then he can watch it
after the movie in Vegas. The caller
just said, start a go fund me.
No, no. I like that idea.
It's just not a thing.
Okay, it's not a thing.
It's not happening.
Like, we spend 0.0001% talking about it.
We spent more time talking about how he's not going than we ever would have just a fight.
Okay.
But no, he's not going to go to that unless he pays his own way.
But he can't have the day off, which is basically like money.
So, Jared, thank you for the call.
Appreciate you, buddy.
I appreciate you.
All right.
I have the luxury story in a second.
It's something you pay sense for.
And now they're like, boom.
For a box of these, money.
I'm so curious.
Are you?
Yeah, I really am.
I can't figure it out.
That's why that's a tease.
That's coming up in a minute.
I'll be here.
Breakfast is the most important middle of the day they say again.
And I'll say what the story says, and I'll tell you what I feel.
They say that if you eat a big, happy, hearty breakfast, that you're less hungry throughout the rest of the day.
And so as you're full, you're also burning and you not eating as much lunch.
Maybe you don't eat as much dinner because you had a little...
All I know is if I eat a lot of breakfast, I end up getting real hungry about lunch.
I eat a lot of lunch.
Then I get hungry about dinner.
dinner and eat a lot of dinner. I just eat a lot of everything. So I try not to eat a lot of
anything. It's because you're a boxer now. No, I have to box today. I haven't boxed in like four
days. Whenever I get away from it for a couple days and I go back, the first day's always
brutal. Brutal. Because you have to hit it hard for 45 minutes in the workout before you're
allowed the treat, the icing, to go in the ring and hurt even worse. Yeah, laugh, Eddie.
It just doesn't make sense to me. That's it. It doesn't. No, the treat is more workout. It makes no sense.
It mess with your head because you, even just because it's a treat, you're like, oh, I got to work hard so I can get in the ring.
Yeah.
And extend the workout to an hour and 20 minutes instead of 50.
That's so crazy to me.
I mean, it is.
It's a head game, though.
I know.
And also, he says people injure themselves because they get in the ring and start boxing and they have all their energy.
They're doing everything wrong.
If you're tired, you focus on form.
Oh.
So then, oh, stop it.
Now it's making sense.
He relates.
Now it's making sense.
You don't want to be tight when you're in the ring fighting.
Do you work out to the point to where you're fatigued?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, stop it.
15 minutes later, I'm so tired.
Luxury toothpicks.
Usually, you get you a box up for like a buck.
You get a box of these for $25 to $30.
It's a four-pack.
That's how much?
25 bucks for toothpicks.
Okay.
They come in thin, corked bottle embossed with a company name,
and then they also taste certain ways.
Oh, that's the tricker?
The tricker is it comes in a box and you give someone the box like, hey, I'm baller, look at this.
Toothpick?
There's four toothpicks that cost $25.
Like cinnamon.
Who would buy luxury toothpicks to show off on this show?
Lunchbox.
Lunchbox.
Yeah, it's a status symbol.
Yeah.
That's what you want.
It's like having a black card, like Amex.
You show people, hey, look, I've made it.
I got $25 toothpicks.
I'm not scared.
Like, this is my life.
Flavored toothpicks says, I'm not scared.
this is my life.
I just feel like I'd be like,
you waste a lot of money
whomever you are, kind sir.
No, it just says
you're not on my level.
You've got to go the 80 cent route.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Not on his level.
There is the guy
who was pulled over for speeding
and they're like,
hey, sir, why are you doing
120 miles an hour?
Vow.
I know what his answer was?
I was trying to get it
on my Snapchat.
Because you know they have that
miles per hour thing?
Oh, yeah.
Oh, wow.
Okay.
And so...
What a moron.
Yeah.
And that was a,
his answer to the cop too. He's like, look, I got it
on my Snapchat because he's doing, what happens
on Snapchat, however fast you're walking
or riding, it tells you, 41 miles
an hour, 1.2 mile an hour.
But he wanted to get it over 100.
So he's flying down the road trying to get
it on his Snapchat. Did he get it?
He got it. He shut up to the cop.
And hopefully he saved it before they
took him to jail.
And if you're a cop,
do you a little bit, because you
can't let him off. No, it's a
double infraction.
Maybe. Is that the right word infraction?
What's a double about it?
We was using texting or social media.
Depends on what state.
True.
But if you're a cop, you have to take him in for reckless driving.
But do you, a little bit go, at least he was honest.
You chuckle a little bit.
If he didn't hurt anybody.
Like you go, maybe you don't slam him against the car so hard since he was endangering
everyone because nobody got hurt.
You know, maybe you take it easy on him just a little bit.
You know how sometimes you mishear a lyric?
Yeah, all the time.
Yeah, Amy used to think, you know that song Flow right at low?
It's Apple Bottom jeans.
Boots with the squirrels.
Yeah, it's fur, but she would always sing Booth with the Squirrels.
And I would let her for months.
Even Rihanna's song Umbrella, which is titled Umbrella, and she would say,
Under My Umbrella Forever.
I thought she was saying, under my arm forever, ever, ever.
So we always have these misheard lyrics.
Are you familiar with the guy Jesse Cabille?
I don't think so.
How about, okay, so a listener goes, hey, listen, I haven't listened to that Lindsay L song, which is called Champagne.
Oh, you make me feel like Jesse Cabille.
So I was like, who's Jesse Cabill?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And he's like, I don't know.
Lindsay L.
I think's about it in Champagne.
I've been Googling Jesse Cabill.
You make me feel like Jesse Cabille.
I thought
Jessica Beal
Yeah
Right
For the paparise
They got me
So naturally
David
Just call me
A rate
The female
You make me full
I thought
That's a funny
Missheard lyric
Yeah
Really funny
Jesse Cabeel
Listeners are asking
What I'm going to do
Because this
Female Friday
We're working on
Somebody else
But next female
Friday
Her record's out
And so I would
bring Lindsay in anyway. And so I'm going to have her in, but I just don't think I'm going to do some
crazy in-depth interview with my girlfriend. So I'm going to let the listeners, for the most part,
do the interview. It's awesome. Good idea. Because it just isn't. And there's been so much drama with,
like, radio not playing her because she's dating me. That's what I hope everybody buys a record,
because it's fantastic and also shove it to them. But that's what'll happen. She'll come in,
and I'll let the listeners call in and do the interview. Perfect. I don't know how good it's going to go.
I don't know that's ever been done before
Like a full listener interview
Yeah, and they get to ask anything they want
Sure
Free range
This could be really good
I'm curious to know
What if it's really like a boyfriend
From high school that she had
Yeah
And we had no idea
We had no idea
And it's Jesse Cabill
I don't think you have anything to worry about
She was just looking for something to rhyme with feel
Oh yeah
So she was like
I used to know I got him Jesse
Oh Jesse
Cabeel, yeah.
You make me feel like
Jesse Cabill.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So Thomas Rett's wife, Lauren, is pretty much creeping up on her due date.
Did you watch their date on Instagram stories last night, by the way?
No.
Okay, well, they were having an argument about him not reading her Instagram posts fully.
Like, if he has to click the more button, like if there's too much text, he doesn't click more.
I don't either.
Oh.
Well, he was saying, yeah, that's typical for men.
Men don't click more.
But she's like, but I'm your wife.
Like, you should click more.
You should be reading what I have to say on Instagram.
And he was saying, probably girls click more.
Guys just don't click more.
We just look at the picture and go, is there something pretty there?
Y'all don't.
Is there a pretty girl?
Nope.
So you don't ever click more and read what everything?
No.
No.
Instagram is not meant for words.
Yeah, it is.
No, Twitter isn't meant for words.
No, because you have to type it on your phone.
And it takes an hour, so I don't even look at it.
Anyway, this is just a side note to the story.
Terrible side note.
Now I'm irritated.
No, I thought it was cute because they both were into scoring it.
You just cut me off from saying more.
See?
I had more to say.
Whatever.
There's only one way he can make her feel better right now,
and that's bringing her as much ice cream as her heart desires.
So Kylie Minogue, she might be going country.
Evidently she's...
What?
She needs to go...
She hasn't done anything in years.
Well, she's in town working with a producer who actually is one that shaped...
Taylor Swift's early career, Nathan Chapman.
Somebody says she might be going country.
People don't even know what song she had.
Nah, nah, nah, nah.
Right.
Look that up.
Kylie Minogue can't get you out of my head.
That's probably 20 years ago.
Oh, easy.
Maybe she's going to do that remake out of fiddle, some horns.
That was a jam, though.
They really was.
But again, it was 20 years ago, I bet.
That shouldn't even be a story.
Guess who else was coming back?
What was that song called?
Lou Bega.
He's going to do country.
Can't get you out of my head.
Yeah.
What year?
You guys are the worst Googling people ever.
Yeah, well, I just get caught in Wikipedia.
All you have to do is Google what year did, can't get you out of my head come out and it'll come out.
It's coming.
Still waiting.
2001.
Dang.
Whoa.
Yeah.
16 years ago.
Close.
Almost 20.
Yeah, that will never happen.
That'll never make it.
I'm committing across America.
Show!
Morning, morning, morning.
I hope you like waking up with us.
Working out with us, whatever you want to do.
The morning corny.
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
What did the paperclip say to the magnet?
I find you very attractive.
You know, like maybe you work at office mags.
That would be a good one.
That was the morning corny.
That might be the corniest one of all time.
A company in Wisconsin announces it will be installing microchips in their employees,
but there's no GPS tracking.
They're like, relax, we ain't dragging people.
Three square market will become the first U.S. company to put the microchips in their hands
and put in between their four finger and under the skin right there, the thumb.
Each chip costs $300.
The CEO says there's no GPS.
tracking. Now, a lot of people are up in arms and it makes sense that, wow, they're putting chips
inside of us. First of all, let's say this. There's a chip inside of your credit card right now.
Anything you have in your wallet, your purse is a chip inside of. And you go, well, I can get rid of that.
But you really can't. We're kind of all tethered to them. You can't live life without them.
So as much as that's like we, we just don't want to be obviously tracked. You don't think our phones have
microphones and listen to everything we say. We don't want to be obviously tracked. And also,
So these chips aren't for anything other than going in, they say, and like buying things.
So you don't need to have, you know, a while a while a time.
You go, the little restaurant, beep, I take that, beep, that.
You can check in, beep, copy machine, beep, open doors, beep.
It actually sounds pretty awesome now I think about it.
Yeah, it's like, oh, shoot, I forgot my key card.
Guys, this is what, they say there's no GPS, but they are going to be following you.
If you have, if you maybe went out the night before and you got a little alcohol in your system,
they're going to be able to test that.
Be like, ah, you're out of here.
This is a way to spy on you without you invading your privacy
and they're trying to make it sound fun like, oh, pay it at the Coke machine.
Isn't that the same thing an iPhone is?
Oh, look all the apps, but boob, they got you.
Yeah.
It is the exact same thing.
You know, your phone knows exactly where you were last night too.
But it can't tell you if I have alcohol in my system right now.
This can't chip.
Yeah, right.
That's what they tell you.
And same thing with the phone, yeah, right.
When you talk into it, how do you know it?
It's not doing your breath on ice.
It's why it's off.
My point is, listen, I'm up for more technology.
People always like,
eh, let's day.
Whatever, man, cover me in them.
Put chips in all my body.
I want to walk into a store,
and I want them to have ads
for everything I already want.
And I just want to chip it
and walk out of there.
Yeah, I've started to say things
to my phone hoping it'll pop up.
What do you mean, like a ad?
Brands that I like.
I've just started yelling at it, like,
just, hey, maybe it'll hear me,
and then I'll get ads for cute stuff
when it comes available.
Whenever I didn't have clothes
to go to that event on Saturday,
the Hall of Fame event?
Yeah.
Because the airlines,
I've lost my baggage. I've never had to happen where they literally lost it. It wasn't late.
They lost it. Didn't know where it was. There's another city. And I was supposed to wear like a suit to this thing.
I had to go to Target and buy all my clothes at like 10.58 and Target clothes at 11 o'clock.
So I'm out right outside of Boston. I made a pretty nice outfit out of just Target nice clothes.
Yeah. I didn't think I could find like nice clothes. And then I bought like eight other things too.
And I was like, I get why Amy says this because I rarely go to Target.
Sucks you in.
You think you're going for one thing and you walk out with like 10.
And then I bought like two tankies, a pair of American flag shorts, I got some sunglasses.
I bought a Star Wars toothbrush.
And I walked out and I was like, dang, all I needed was like a pair of slacks and a sports coat and a tie.
And I got it all.
You know my total bill for like 19 things?
Six bucks.
Wow.
So I was feeling you a little bit.
I was like, I get why Amy goes to target.
The target effect.
Amy has a cauliflower cream.
Prusted pizza recipe at bobbybones.com.
I had some of this a couple days ago.
The cauliflower pizza crust tastes like pizza crust.
Yeah.
It fools you into thinking you're eating pizza.
It's so good.
I wouldn't spend the time making it, but it's healthy.
It's up at bobbybones.com.
Yeah.
The blog has a recipe or one that I've tested out that you can buy in case you don't want to make it.
That I'm talking about.
I get, like when I go to the store, I usually go to the gas station.
Can I get them at the gas station?
No.
I like this story, and I agree with it completely.
men are more likely than women
to consider themselves experts
like most of the know-it-alls
in my life are men
for sure
so on any given subject
researchers found that a majority of men
consider themselves a leading authority
even if they don't have the proper
schooling on the subject
like men are no-it-alls
for sure and I think a little bit's like
I'm men like I take care of things and I know things
I think it's a little bit
like in us
women were more likely to admit and be honest
that they weren't necessarily an expert.
I always say, like,
women are the better of the two sexes.
Like, when it just comes down to all things considered,
you win.
Yeah.
I like being a woman.
I just want, like, not women parts.
Well, there are parts about being a man I don't like.
Yeah, I like.
There's all the pressure in relationships when it starts.
You can roll your eyes all you want,
but we have to go up and call the girl,
Hey, do you like me?
For a long time, we're expected to pay.
It's all these expectations of being a quote-unquote man,
which are slowly starting to go away,
and hopefully it becomes equal.
But there's a lot of it to be in a man.
Okay.
We don't get to have the baby in our belly and bond with them for nine months.
Yeah, that'd be cool.
No, that would not.
What are you an expert in?
Around the room, if I had to say, what are you an expert in?
You get one thing.
Oh, only one.
Only one.
Oh, you have a bunch?
Well, I think I have two.
Okay, you can meet your birthday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go ahead.
Sports, reality TV.
Sports and reality TV, okay.
Eddie?
I go music, music trivia.
Like, where music came from, stuff like that.
Amy?
It's like health type stuff.
Bobby, you're editing.
20 of them.
Go ahead, name them all.
No, there's no name of them all.
I thought we're just going to pick one.
Probably something real scholarly, like 90 sitcoms.
You do.
You are an expert.
I just, like, I like trivia, so I like to remember things.
And if anything comes on TV, I'm Wikipedia,
learning about the actors, learning about just,
I'm a huge sports guy, not nerd.
I think I could take Eddie at music, though.
Oh, for sure.
And I could take lunchbox at sports.
You would crush Eddie at music.
And you would crush lunchbox at sports.
He's pretty good.
He is pretty good.
Both of you guys are so annoying when you talk sports.
Why?
Because you don't know.
Everything about it.
No, we know.
We just have opinions.
I know.
opinions are so strong it's like you know how the game's going to end like get out of here that's
because we're men and men know it all yeah exactly we are the person that's what this article's about
so are you ladies on on our level Eddie what stop he's calling you a lady Anthony insulting ladies
yeah that's so insulting so not cool by the way you can call let's give a question for the show
877 Bobby something's been on your mind like hey what's happening with the show here
or what's happening with this person or what's happening in the lives of this you can call right
now, 877-77 Bobby.
Are you ready for this?
There is an app that can translate a picture into a recipe.
So now when you see food, you can take a picture of it and it tells you the recipe.
At MIT, they have developed.
It's called Pick to Recipe.
It's like Shazam for music.
You take a picture.
It backwards develops the recipe for it.
They've developed a database called Recipe 1M from millions of recipes on sites.
They've trained the network to find pictures.
They're like 93% on being able to try it.
Wow. That's crazy.
This could have the end of restaurants.
No.
No, because that's about being lazy.
Oh, okay.
Because you can Google any recipe if you know what it is.
Yeah, but I wonder if those are true.
But isn't that a pretty amazing app?
Yeah.
Because they have that with clothes, too.
Take a picture of some of their clothes.
It'll tell you where it is.
Oh, I'm telling you. Technology is awesome.
Get chips to put in you.
That's how I said.
You put chips all in my body, baby.
So I said, if you have a question about the show or a follow-up
or just generally you want to know something, call us,
because sometimes they get a lot of tweets like,
hey, I never heard about this.
So let's catch up.
Allie and Florida.
Thank you for calling.
Good morning, Bobby and Queens.
Good morning.
What would you like to ask?
I would like to ask Amy for our update on her kids.
Amy's in the process for the new listeners.
Man, it's a four and a half year process where she tried to have babies.
Well, that way exceeds four and a half years.
That's like eight years ago.
Yeah.
adopt domestically. That didn't work because they moved so much with her husband being deployed and moving around.
And then lastly, she went on a mission trip to Haiti, went to an orphanage and found these two kids.
It was like, these are my kids. And so four and a half years later, here we are.
I have a six-year-old son. Oh, my gosh, she's turning seven in August.
And then a 10-year-old daughter. And no update. I mean, my friend was recently there.
And she told me she heard maybe like September. But then I said that to my husband. And he said, you know,
the letter we got from the embassy. It could be longer than that. So I don't know.
You can just hear things at the orphanage, like, put your rumors, because my friend was there.
I know. That's what I'm saying. Like, you can just walk around and people are talking about it.
Like, that's the gossip. She was in, yeah, it's like, when her Amy's kids getting out of here.
Yeah, it's definitely gossip.
Ali, thank you. That's all we know. Appreciate you.
I appreciate you. Thanks, Sally.
Thanks, Ali.
Hey, Eric in Northwest Arkansas.
Bobby, good morning. Good morning, buddy. What do you want to know?
Well, I know lunchbox had a huge tax refund that he spent all his money on.
I wonder what Ray spent his winnings from the Donald Trump bet on.
So, good question.
It's been pretty close to two years that Ray bet half of a savings account, $1,000 on Donald Trump to win the presidency.
Trump was 50 to one, like the 11th guy they expected to win.
And Ray won, except Ray, you still don't have your money.
Yeah, I don't have any of it.
Yeah, so they never.
paid you out? No. And you don't expect
them to now? I said I'm doubting
it and I've almost lost faith in it but I obviously
still want it. Yeah, you want it, but it's been almost
the election. I know. That happened at the end of the year last
year. Yeah. You're not getting your money. Okay, but I
still want to. And not only
you're not getting it, you lost $1,000.
I know. Nobody still wants it. Oh, it still
sounds sad. His tone is changing
to where it's like, oh. But I always did say
I wanted to get a house. What's the if
Official update on it.
Update is, I mean, I get an email that says it's not coming in the next whatever period.
So whatever that is, four to six weeks.
They always say it'll be four to six weeks.
So they say it's not in the next period.
So it's another month.
It'll be a month out if I get it.
Which he won't, but he wants it.
Yes, he wants it.
How sad, like you win a big bet.
It's terrible.
And then you don't get it.
It's like when we gave you money for Vegas and then we didn't get the money.
That's not sure.
We eventually got it.
True.
You got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
Dine on this for a second.
Okay.
70% of women say they get suspicious when their man does this.
70% of women say they get suspicious when their man does this.
Think about it.
Here's a question I left you with.
70% of women say they get suspicious when they're man, their husband, their boyfriend, whenever they do this.
Nick in Oklahoma.
Yes, sir.
What do you think the answer is?
70% of women say they get suspicious.
That's a majority.
I'm going to say it's whenever he starts trying to improve his looks.
Like new hair cut, trying to lose the weight.
Go to the gym.
What would you think about that, Amy?
If your husband started like all of a sudden, he's like,
I'm going to try a new haircut out, lost five pounds.
Oh, check out these new shoes.
Oh, I be like, dang, look at you trying to take care of yourself from me.
Okay.
That's not the right answer.
Thank you for calling.
That's incorrect.
Let's go over to Heather.
70% of women
so they get suspicious
when their husband or boyfriend
doing this
where you got
Heather
delete their text
or call history
I think that'd be close to 100%
let me just say that
no that's not it
what if your husband was deleting texts
I don't check his texts
you should
why
I just heard some
I just heard it at the orphanage
yeah the rumor
And actually, if my husband was doing that, I would...
That's a good one, birthday boy.
What?
Yeah.
He said he heard the rumors the orphanage.
Oh.
That's funny.
But honestly, I wouldn't think anything of it.
If I did check my husband's text and he deleted stuff, he's very, like, he's, like, very deleted.
I wonder why?
He could live a secret second life, and we'd have no one.
He's gone for months at a time.
Yeah.
And there's that lifetime movie about pilots that live double lives because they've got, like...
He could have a whole other family with Russian adopted kids.
kids in Florida.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Totally.
Amy, what's your answer?
70% of them is they get suspicious.
Shows up with some sort of jewelry.
Oh, jewelry.
Dang.
Out of nowhere?
Yeah.
Lunch?
Oh, when their man goes on that
business trip.
Business trip is a key word for.
What if they travel
for business?
When they grow their hair out.
That long hair, they feel young.
They feel young again.
Okay, do you see where everybody's going here?
Everybody's going on what things they want.
Eddie wants hair.
I do want her.
Lunchmark wants to go on business trips and Amy wants jewelry.
Look at you guys.
Interesting.
Okay, I got it.
Is it not even related to being suspicious about what?
Bachelor party!
What?
What does that mean?
Okay, hey, Carmen in Nashville.
Meets food.
Yeah, I'm going to say,
goes in the bathroom.
She gets suspicious when he's gone for four days in a row without telling her he's leaving.
Yeah.
Carmen, you're on the air, hi.
Good morning.
What do you think?
I think it's when they send you flowers.
Oh, I like that.
Oh, that's close to jewelry.
Yeah, because I'm thinking, yeah, it is.
I'm thinking, hmm, I mean, I really love these flowers, but, hmm, did you do something wrong?
The answer is?
Send flowers.
There is.
Yes.
I'm going to give her a prize here.
Yes.
We don't know what the prize is yet.
Especially when they come back from a business trip.
And they grow their hair out long.
And there's jewelry in the box.
You guys are such morons.
You mean them?
Yes, then.
For sake of me not one in this room to go into the downward spiral, just those two.
Yes.
Someone tweeting me that was snappy today.
I don't feel like I'm snappy.
Do you guys find I'm snapping?
No.
I think you're awesome.
Thank you.
Thank you, birthday boy.
I think you're a great job.
Yeah, yeah.
Birthday boy, I was there.
Dang.
Do you have Venmo?
Oh, Amy's trying to find a way to tip you now?
I don't have Venmo.
I don't trust that.
You should because I could just send you money right now.
So I don't use Venmo.
I guess I'm behind the curve.
Oh, wow.
It's my main way of exchanging money with friends.
Here's the problem with Venmo.
And even people that work with me.
Your bank is connected to it so if someone hacks it, they can get in your bank.
I have life lock.
I'm just telling you.
But you can hack anything to get in.
No, they have your bank account number.
Like, you go to.
So does my computer and so does Amazon.
Yeah.
I just save it because I'm like.
If you get gas, they can have a skimmer on it.
I'm just telling you, you better be careful.
Venmo is the bad one.
Oh, is it?
I do my research.
I don't use Venmo, but Amy says you can see other people's transactions like your friends.
Yeah.
And she sees you guys passing money around all the time, like for gambling.
Oh, us?
Yeah, you and Ray.
But we don't say it's for gambling.
Uh-huh, and there's like a horse emoji with a jockey on it, and I'm just assuming that's for gambling.
It doesn't say, but emojis can tell you a lot.
Yeah, Amy got you guys gambling.
Dang it, Amy.
I have a clip.
I don't know if I should play it or not.
What do you mean?
From who?
Ray, should I play it or not?
I don't want this room to get into like this angle
because it's just going to not turn good.
What?
Who is it about?
Is it?
Did you tease this?
No, this is not the controversial statement.
No, but Ray told me that, who provided this clip?
Oh, Lunchbox did.
Of course he did.
Oh.
So Lunchbox and Eddie have this game where they're trying to get each other back all the time.
What did you do?
First of all, let me set this up.
Lunchbox sits over to my right, right?
Lunchbox is like the loud mouth, you know, got a big opinion on everything,
co-host.
Eddie's a producer who sits over beside me,
and he's always working on videos.
Eddie's got a dad, and he's a dad.
I'm a dad.
My dad, husband, yeah.
So, but Eddie's always stand up in the room in the studio after people leave.
He's like, oh, I just works so hard.
So, lunchbox recorded you yesterday.
Oh, boy.
Gambling on roulette.
No, he's playing crap.
So not fair.
Should I not play it?
Just play it.
Who cares?
How are you feeling?
How you feeling?
I mean, I don't know what I'm doing here.
This is so dope.
What are we rooting for?
We're rooting for 7 or 11.
7 or 11.
Here we go.
Three crafts.
Online?
Online.
Ray did not know how to play crafts, so I'm teaching you.
Oh, come on.
Nine, nine.
I like the nine.
What are we going to do?
Nine!
This is what Eddie does all day when he's working.
When he's so busy, he's playing craps.
So you're saying he doesn't go home to his kids and wife because he's up here playing crap?
Bones, we were sitting at this computer right here gambling for like 30 minutes.
That's not the point.
That's what I'm saying.
So talking about how busy he is.
is and how I do nothing, this is what
he does that keeps him busy. What's the
point? The point is
that you're always like, I'm up here all day working.
I am. Whenever we video you, record you
always like playing ball or gambling off.
Like you expect me to be working 24-7 while I'm here?
That was 30 minutes of my time. Go home to your family.
I do go home with my family.
It's summertime. You shouldn't have played that clip.
I'm upset now. Are you? Not really.
Should there be a cutoff time for kids
to be allowed in the movie theater? That's
a question. Meaning at night.
A curfew.
Oh.
Yeah.
And you can call us too if you want.
Yeah.
877, 77 Bobby.
I got a note.
Yesterday I took my kids to see Spider-Man Homecoming.
It was great.
Went to a 6.15 p.m. showing.
Got out of 8.45.
When we left, we saw lots of 6 and 7-year-olds going into the 9 p.m. show.
I'm not judging.
I feel like that's a little late.
How do you feel about that?
Should there be a curfew for kids?
Because you know they're loud in a movie theater.
Yes or no, Amy?
I mean, I hadn't really thought it.
about it, but I'm not opposed to it. Maybe like
10 p.m.
There shouldn't be a curfew for kids.
If they're allowed, you
say something. You paid money to enjoy the movie.
If you can't enjoy the movie, you say something to somebody.
But there shouldn't be a curfew for kids. What do you mean by kids,
I just told you, six and seven.
That's really young. They were by themselves?
No, I don't think they drove Eddie.
After they finished their craps game online,
they drove to the movie theater. All right.
These are Eddie's kids. They can't find their dad.
They went to the movie. You guys go to a movie. I'm going to go gamble.
Does your wife know you gamble as much as you do?
She knows I gamble as much as I do.
No, that's a lie tone.
That's a lie tone.
Eddie, that's a lie tone.
You make it seem like I gamble a bunch.
That's why I use that tone.
Every day I walk in here, you're gambling.
Thursdays, golf tournaments.
No, no, every day.
Ray, how many days other week did Eddie gamble?
Well, golf Thursday through Sunday?
What was yesterday?
Monday.
Yeah, Eddie, I thought you only gambled on Thursday.
In like a five-minute period on the show, we had two examples.
of you gambling.
Yeah.
Like Venmo and then lunchboxes, hidden mic.
And then he's always like, my kids can't eat.
Yeah.
No, they eat.
Yeah.
A lot.
Whatever, dude.
Got to keep out the bills, you know what I'm saying?
Stop it.
Talking about movie theaters and if they should have a cutoff time,
like you can't bring kids under 10 after 9 p.m.
Because you're going to be loud.
So we have parents on the phone.
Hey, Michelle and Virginia, good morning.
Good morning.
What do you think about this cutoff time?
I don't think that it's very fair.
I mean, I've got teenage boys now, and when they were little, we would go see Transformers or whatever they wanted, and we'd make an event out of it.
We'd get the biggest popcorn, and they'd get Sprite, which was a big deal for them back then, and pick out their favorite candy, and we would go to whatever showing was available, even if it was sometimes 10 o'clock, and they were seven, eight years old, and it was an event for them.
And they remember that now as teenagers, and they still are like, hey, let's do that again.
Remember when we were little?
So I think it's a big deal, and I think it's common sense, too.
you're not going to take a two-year-old to go see a movie at 10 o'clock.
Well, the problem with common sense is people don't have a lot of it.
So I never trust common sense.
I'm okay with taking whomever as long as they're not making a big deal about it.
As long as they're not yelling or they had the phone.
And if there's a problem, tell somebody.
But I don't think there should be an age cut off.
Now, that being said, with kid movies, they don't show them after a certain time, right?
Eddie, you're a dad, two kids?
Like, they don't have like minions showing at 11 p.m.
I don't think so.
I've never seen that before.
So you cut off a lot of kids that way, too.
Like mostly you don't have kids going in the late movies.
I don't even think about taking him after like six o'clock.
Amber and Mansfield, Ohio.
Hi, Amber.
Yes.
Hi.
You're on the air.
Go ahead.
I don't think that they should.
I mean, I got a five-year-old son.
And when we work and he's in school, I mean, you got to think about, like, depending on what time the bus gets here,
because he doesn't get home to, like, five o'clock at night.
And if we want to go watch a movie, I mean, you know,
If they have one that's shown at like six, seven, eight o'clock,
I'd like to take them to go see it, you know, but...
Yeah, I think we're all kind of on the same page, except for lunchbox.
I got no problem with kids going to the movies at 10 o'clock.
If the parents want to take them, 10 o'clock it is.
Will you tell on somebody?
What?
Will you tell on somebody?
Tell on them?
They're loud.
Oh, yeah. If they're loud, I'll go, hey, man, can you get these people out of here?
Who will you tell?
You go and tell the manager of the movie theater and get them out of there.
See, I don't want to leave the movies the problem.
It's like a number or like a button you can push.
That's genius.
Here's the thing.
At Alamo Draft House, if somebody's being loud,
Alamo Draft House, you go in, you can eat during the movie,
and when you want new food, you put the paper up,
and they see it, and they come and take the paper,
and your order's written on it.
You can write persons being loud, whatever, as the order, they'll take it.
They'll disappear and they'll come back, and they'll walk up to them and go,
hey, you've secretly been told on, you know, you need to be quiet.
Yeah.
Yeah, and like sports stadiums, a lot of them have a number you can text,
and they'll come in, boop.
of someone's being too rowdy.
Yeah, pluck them out of their seat.
It's already light there, though.
I don't want to be texting in movies.
But I'm still surprised they haven't developed technology,
like an eyeball thing you can put it on your phone.
To where it still stays dark, but you can look into it.
I love that, too.
You should come up with that.
I'm so surprised that doesn't exist.
Yeah, make it.
You guys always go make things, but it takes, like,
knowledge of actual making things.
You find that person.
Like this.
You find the person with the knowledge.
Amy's got a piece of paper.
Oh, I already have the draft.
A telescope?
Yes.
Yeah, sort of.
It's a piece of paper rolled up.
And you know, like, the little slinky cups that, like, go down, it crashes and then it goes up.
I pictured it like a pop socket.
There you go.
Yeah, but somehow it has to see the whole screen.
Listen, I'm not a scientist.
I just come up with ideas.
It's a good idea.
But I'm surprised that it doesn't exist right now.
Let me get on this.
Like, if it's in a dark room and you look at your phone, how to look at your phone without making the light come out of.
I mean, that's a thing, right?
So good.
You're smart.
No, because I don't know how to make it.
I do. I'm working on it.
Okay, let me know how that turns out.
You know, 100 million people will see the eclipse on August 21st.
It goes all the way across the United States in the middle of the daytime.
1979 was the last full eclipse this way.
And the government's having to say, hey, idiots, don't be staring at the sun.
Oh.
Because everybody's going to want to stare at it.
But here's the thing about the sun.
Don't stare at it.
Then how do you see it?
You can put on very dark sunglasses or something,
but whatever it is just look briefly.
And look around when it's dark.
They're saying you need special sunglasses
if you're going to look at that thing.
They're like, it's not safe.
And they're worried about people's eyeballs off frying
because everybody's just going to be staring at the sun
that's covered by the moon.
I know.
There's your PSA.
Don't do it.
We all come in the next day.
Can't see.
My one good eye doesn't work anymore.
Bobby Bones, everybody.
Transmitting a cross.
America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
So some restaurants are saying, hey, we're going to allow parents with kids to have one alcoholic drink and that's it and we're cutting you off.
Oh, yeah.
How do you saw that?
I mean, I don't think it's the restaurant's place to call whether or not the parents can handle one or two or three drinks.
Or what if one parent isn't drinking so the other parent can't have two or three?
because a lot of times parents go out,
one of them drives,
one of them takes some other kids.
I don't know.
I don't like it.
Yeah, I don't like it either,
but here's the crazy thing is
like bartenders have to know
how drunk people are
and they and the bars can be punished
if they overserve someone
just under the same rule
and it's not exactly the same
but you have to monitor.
So what if this mom or their kids
goes out and has a wreck and hits somebody
and you've given her two drinks
and she gets a DUI?
I don't agree with any of it.
I don't agree with any of it.
I think that we as people should be able to take care of ourselves.
Yeah.
Like we should be responsible for ourselves.
And so I'm okay with it because of the law that's already out there.
But I think the whole law should be wiped away.
Like you're going to make the law where bartenders have to watch what people drink and they can over-serve them.
Then you have to watch the same thing here.
So, but if you go to the restaurant and you don't have kids with you, you can have multiple.
All you want.
Okay.
Tell the bartender cut you off.
Okay, got it.
Starbucks Stevens is on.
Hey, Starbucks.
What's up, man. How are you guys doing today?
We're good.
Hey, so here we're talking.
You're dad.
How many kids you have, two?
Two.
Okay.
Here's the thing.
The restaurant says you can come in and we'll give you one drink.
But if you have kids with you, we're cutting you off at one drink.
How do you feel about that?
I honestly think that's really kind of weird.
I mean, I don't know.
I just, I agree with Amy.
Like, I don't know.
Yeah, I just think that's strange.
I don't agree with it.
I mean, because, like, honestly, I think that they're already.
you know, like you said, Bobby, like, they're watching to see, like, how many drinks you're having, period.
Because I used to wait tables, like, years ago at an Outback, and, like, the waiter's responsible.
They have to make sure, like, keep track of how many drinks are having the stuff.
But I think, like, one drink is kind of strange.
Isn't it crazy that you'd have to monitor the drinks of other people, though?
And I'm not saying if someone's walking, trip and fallen drunk.
That's a whole thing.
But if they go out and they're drunk, it's on you.
Oh, yeah.
And you've got 72 other tables and people that you have to serve.
And you're supposed to watch everybody?
Wow.
Yeah, it's stupid.
So that happened, we're talking about that.
You see Justin Bieber canceled this tour, Starbucks even?
No, why? What happened?
Well, you need some R&R. What are your thoughts on that?
I mean, like, I guess, like, I can understand, like, you know, it definitely takes a toll on you when you're on tour and stuff.
But then at the same time, like, he should have seen that coming ahead of time and should have scheduled his tour accordingly and, like, giving himself some breaks between the legs of the tour instead of, like, booking so much back to back.
I see what you're saying there.
Like, why set the tour if you can't do it?
Like, I understand that side of it.
How's life?
How's life at Starbucks slash being a minister?
It's good, man.
It's good.
I've been out of town all week.
Like, I literally just drove into Nashville late last night.
I've been in Tulsa, Oklahoma for over a week.
What did you do in Tulsa?
I was at a church conference, actually.
It's called Seeds Conference.
And I put on my church on the move,
and it's like this really, really cool conference
that church is like leaders
from like all over the world, church leaders
come and basically the whole point
is to learn how to do church
in a way that's like super creative
and super edgy and like really fun.
It almost sounds like that's the same struggle
that teachers go through with kids
because that's like how do you get through to people now
because there are a hundred things
all the time happening around you all the time.
So the same thing with church in that message,
the same thing with teaching geography.
Like how on the world do you make that fun
and creative and ed do you feel like that's kind of you have kids the same thing yeah you know and
best we're actually i mean like i was a children's pastor is where i kind of got started and i mean
when it comes to teaching kids man it's it's a constant struggle because not that kids are the
struggle but you've got to you really got to work at it you can't just kind of put things on autopilot
so i mean whether you're whatever it is you're teaching whether you're trying to teach a kid history
math, English, or even just like trying to teach kid about life.
Like if you just come at them with facts, they're not going to hear you, they're not going to listen.
Like, it's just going to kind of go in one ear out the other.
So you've got to figure out, okay, if this stuff is really that important that they need to grasp it,
then I need to put an emphasis on trying to figure out how I can communicate it to them in a way
that not only would they understand it, but they'll remember it.
And it sounds like you have to do that at church as well.
Oh, yeah.
Well, I mean, it's that way with anything in life.
I mean, you just got to decide, like, is this important?
If so, then I need to put in the work to really get the point across.
Starbucks Stevens on with us.
This is the listener just called in one day, so we talked to him randomly.
Yeah.
Do you have to go to Starbucks today?
Actually, I am supposed to work today.
What do you mean actually?
Sounds like somebody's, I'd be a little sick.
No, so I'm supposed to work today.
But I just, I've got one son that's here at the house with me,
and then another son that's at school, I just dropped them off for a football practice.
And I got to pick them up in a couple hours.
And so I'm just, I can't, like, go into work.
So I had to find a replacement.
Can you do that at Starbucks?
Can you just go, hey, Jimmy's going to fill for me?
We're good?
Yeah, as long as I find a replacement, then it's good.
Okay.
I saw you got a B-Team shirt in the mail.
Yeah, I did, actually.
I wanted to bring it up.
I want to shout out to Erica Carr.
Thank you so much.
She, like, she made that happen.
And she hit me up.
She was like, hey, Stephen, do you have a B-Team shirt?
And I was like, no, I do not, Erica.
And she was like, we're going to make that happen, Stephen.
And I was like, well, thank you, Erica.
They're hardcore.
The B-team?
I mean, they're a hardcore group of listeners.
That's thoughtful.
And, I mean, they're the most passionate group of us I've ever seen before.
And they sent Steve and Starbucks Stephen a B-Team shirt.
I think the B-team shirts go up to the public today.
But, hey, dude, it's going to talk to you.
Glad the vacation went well.
I guess I wasn't a vacation, but I saw you tweeting that Tulsa was so hot.
Oh my gosh, it was way too hot.
Like, yeah, Tulsa needs to move.
To, like, north?
They didn't move the city up north about a state or so?
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, actually, dude, I got something for you, right?
Okay, I'm ready.
All right, you got time?
You got a second?
Starbucks won, your time, buddy.
All right, cool, man.
All right, you guys earlier, I heard y'all talking about.
You were talking about trivia.
Like, if you could be an expert in trivia, like, what would it be?
Like, what's our expertise if you had to go, I will match up against anyone, yes.
Okay.
Well, I heard all of you. Bobby, you said 90 sitcoms, lunchbox, you said sports. Eddie, you said music. And Amy, you said health, like nutrition. So I've got five trivia questions in those categories for each of you.
Oh, boy. This is a whole. This guy. You go one to a hundred, and if you miss it, you get a zero. That's a problem with the sample size. Okay, go with health and Amy. Go ahead.
All right. Amy, now I will be honest. These help questions, I don't.
don't know Jack about health and I was like
does anybody even know this stuff?
See that that's tough. Yeah, I probably don't.
One question, Starbucks. Go ahead.
All right, one question. Okay, let's see.
Which one of these fat sources
has no cholesterol?
A, animal. B, vegetable
or C, mineral.
Vegetable or mineral.
That is correct.
Well, you can't say or.
Yes.
Which the first one I said is right.
Yeah, that's correct.
Vegetable or mineral.
All right, Starbucks. Give me mine.
All right, Bobby.
All right, let's see.
Okay, here we go.
What was the occupation of Danny Tanner?
Oh, come on, wake up San Francisco.
First of all, he covered the basketball team.
He covered the Golden State Warriors.
And then he went to wake up San Francisco.
Really?
Yeah.
Stop it.
What was his occupation?
A reporter.
What type of reporter?
A reporter, that's good enough.
I'm not...
He was a weatherman.
Oh.
He was?
I already got the right answer.
I'm like Amy.
You got the right answer.
You did it.
You did it.
Thank you.
All right.
Who wants to go?
Lunchbox or Eddie.
Go ahead.
Whatever.
Bring it on.
I am ready.
Okay.
All right.
Lunchbox.
All right.
Who is the longest reigning heavyweight boxing champion with 25 successful defenses?
I'm, uh, right now, Klitsko.
Joe Lewis
Oh, boo.
One more.
Go ahead.
Come on, Stephen.
One more.
Eddie.
All right, Eddie.
All right.
Here we go.
Stairway to Heaven is a song by English rock band Led Zeppelin.
It was originally released on which of their albums.
Led Zeppelin 2.
Wrong.
Oh.
Oh.
There we go.
There we go.
There we go.
All right.
Guys, thank you so much for having me.
It's always about to talk.
All right, Starbucks, Steven.
See you later, buddy.
All right, see you.
All right, bye-bye.
He got us all.
Now I got mine.
Bobby got his?
Yeah, I don't know about this weatherman thing.
Yeah.
I don't know either.
I knew he's on TV.
I do another basketball thing.
That's awesome.
So many details.
You know about that.
What?
They lived in San Francisco, the old state.
He does where Golden State stuff.
Whatever.
I'm done.
I'm out.
Done.
Drop the mic.
He tried to find hard ones, though.
Yeah, he went to do a hard.
question. Amy, how many calories running one bite of a piece of celery on a Tuesday?
I don't know. Mineral. That's correct.
Starbucks Stephen asked a question a minute ago. What was Danny Tanner's first ever job on Full House?
And I said he was a sports reporter. He covered the Golden State Warriors. He goes, no, he's a weatherman.
And I was like, I don't know about that. I can't find anywhere he was a weatherman.
I've been looking to. I've been looking. I went to like Full Houseopedia. And they say he was a sportscaster.
Then he was wake up San Francisco.
Oh, well, maybe we need Starbucks Stevenson's or resource.
Starbucks Stephen, if that's wrong, he's on probation.
Oh.
What does that mean?
You can't bring material to the show and be wrong about it.
It means nothing yet.
Oh.
You're on probation, then you get banned.
Like Ray has banned Michael Ray from our show until, and Ray made the rules earlier.
Michael Ray gets to come back to the show when what happens, Ray?
When he throws another bus party or gives me a present.
So you need a bus party to be invited to or a gift.
Yeah.
and then Ray's happy with having Michael Ray back
allowed on the show.
I never kicked him off.
Ray is one that said,
hey, do you mind if I block him from the show?
And I'm like, you're a producer.
You do what you want to do.
But Michael Ray stood Ray up and said,
hey, we're having a bus party.
Then Ray went, the bus wasn't there, nor was the party.
So this poor Ray just waiting around.
And he told his friends, like going to a bus party.
He's embarrassed in front of his friends.
Dang.
All right, let me know if he hits you back.
All right, buddy?
Yeah.
All right.
Now, I can't find it.
I'm still reading about this.
With the weatherman?
Yeah, and it just says he was a co-host, a wake-up San Francisco.
Before that he was a sportscaster.
And that is according to the full house wiki.com slash Danny Tanner.
Went to the same source.
Well, I wanted to cite my source.
Yeah, hey, we're on the air, Ben in Wichita.
How are you, Ben?
Hey, I'm good, man. How are you doing?
Really good.
What do you want to say?
Well, I was just making a comment about your, you guys were talking about the not being able to drink.
You have kids with you at the restaurant.
Yeah.
And my wife actually is a bartender for the last six, seven years, and she has on multiple occasions
had to serve pregnant women.
And she told me that, a drink and her.
Here's the deal with that, is that I think people should be responsible for themselves.
And if you go in and you're pregnant and you want to drink, that's your fault.
And isn't there a stage of the pregnancy where it's okay to have one drink?
Don't ask me.
I don't know anything about pregnancy.
Yeah.
But I just think we have too many rules now where we're trying to protect people.
And I don't think bartenders should have to monitor or should be in charge of monitoring what people drink.
And bartenders can find big bucks or can have to have legal ramifications against them.
That's all of this.
You're on the air.
Mallory and Franklin, how are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
I'm really good.
What do you want to say?
So I worked at a little dive bar for like five years.
And as far as like bartenders not being responsible for how much people drink and stuff like that,
obviously everybody that came in our bar was locals.
It was always the same people.
But if we overserved them and the owners thought that they were too drunk to drive home,
then we would have to drive them home to keep the bar from getting fined and us from getting fined.
And you don't want them to drive home because they're drunk,
but it's like you're supposed to know whenever they've had too much to drink.
You're supposed to know their tipping point.
Everyone's so different.
And you're doing, I've been in bars where they're serving 60, 7 people who are just throwing money at them.
And it's like, how do you keep track?
And you don't know how some people will fight you.
And you're not going to fight someone to take their keys.
Like, it's their responsibility.
Thank you, birthday boy.
You're welcome.
Happy birthday.
Very passionate about that.
You're very passionate about that.
Yes, happy birthday to you.
You like oysters?
No.
Really?
I love oysters.
I mean, if they're fried.
Oh, so you don't like oyster oysters?
No, you mean like out of the shelf, raw, like swallow them down your throat?
No.
Here's people trying oysters for the first time.
That shit smells foul.
It smells like the aquarium.
You just slurp it?
Little chunks of puke, boogers.
That's really good.
Is it raw?
Oh, that's good.
I love oysters.
Why?
I don't know.
I think it's an acquired thing.
Okay.
And so oysters put a little bit of.
red sauce on them, a little bit of horseradish, crush it.
I went with a friend Mike Seines, and we went and we were doing a comedy show with me traveling.
And I was like, hey, dude, you have tried oysters. We were in New Orleans.
Good place for oysters? That's why I was like, hey, you have an oyster, dude. He was like,
I never even seen one of those in real life. I was like, what are you talking about? I've never seen
an oyster in real life. So, I'm an oyster. By the way, I love oysters. I'd also like to do this.
So now let's hear your strong opinion on something dumb.
Oysters rock.
Amy?
Oysters are disgusting.
Oysters are fine.
Oysters are the best.
Yeah.
It doesn't get much better than oyster.
Thank you.
Yeah, it does.
Yeah.
That was a strong opinion on something dumb.
I'd like to say something kind of controversial here.
Okay.
Uh-oh.
That I think people are going to disagree with me about.
Great.
Is this the thing?
Yeah, because I...
Oh, no.
This is the thing.
because I think people, for the most part,
are going to say,
I do not agree with your statement.
My statement is this.
I didn't think Game of Thrones was that good this week.
Oh, my God.
I thought it was okay.
I love Game of Thrones.
And I'll say that I think Game of Thrones is a little bit overrated, too.
But it's still one of the best shows I've ever seen.
So you're going to keep watching.
It's one of the best shows I've ever seen.
Okay, but you just said it wasn't very good.
I didn't know if you're giving up.
I never said it wasn't very good.
I said this one episode wasn't that good.
That's what I meant, this episode.
Whoa, chill.
Don't be insulting Game of Thrones.
Okay, sorry.
But people are building this unrealistic thing,
or if you start watching it now, you expect a great.
I've grown with Game of Thrones.
But I just wasn't that impressed by this last episode.
Okay.
And it's such a thing every week.
And people are like, there's no spoiler rules on Game of Thrones.
You just throw it out there on Twitter.
It's unlike any other show I've ever seen before.
You have to watch it when you watch it, or it's all out there.
Okay.
Now, what were you talking about fighting in the dark?
Yeah, I was so good.
I didn't understand that tweet.
Last night, Game of Thrones, they're fighting on this boat, right?
Yeah.
These two groups people.
The two groups people?
Groups people.
It's nighttime, right?
And one boat comes over and they take over the other boat.
There's like hundreds of people fighting and stabbing each other.
And it's dark, and they're all in black.
And I'm like, how are all these people fighting in dark and all black?
Occasionally there's got to be a killing where I was like,
oops, that's the same team.
That was Jimmy.
I wondered that about a lot of war times.
I was like, they're just like, whoosh, whoosh, wish, wish.
And I'm like, you're all wearing black and it's night.
You got to be like, oh, he was on my team.
My bad, and you keep going.
That was what the tweet was.
Okay, I get it now.
It was a real Gambitone's nerdy tweet.
Yeah, they should have at least color coordinated.
Yeah, like bring on the pink rangers to fight, you know, the green rangers.
Smart.
Yeah.
I see what you're saying.
But Gambitones' episode two, I think it was that good.
That's all I'm saying.
That's controversy.
Go.
Let it rip.
All right.
I see the phones are lighting up now.
The top five songs in country music at number five this week, The Fighter.
I'm sorry, as sang by Lunchbox, The Fighter.
When you're angry, you want to walk away, but you're a fighter.
You show them you care because you're a...
Right.
And number four.
Do I make you want a Billy Cunnington?
Do I make you want to come over?
Do I make you want to smile?
Do I make you want to cry?
What do I make you want to do?
At number three, Thomas Wreck, craving you.
I see you, and I crave you.
My insides tell me I love you.
At number two, Dylan Scott, My Girl.
There you go.
Talking about my girl, my girl.
What can make me feel this way?
Micker.
Micra.
Micra.
And number one, yours if you want, at Rascal Flats.
Yeah, on the highway.
I can be yours if you want it.
You just got to tell me how you're feeling.
There you go.
Congrats Rascal Flats for that one.
Yeah.
I like when you guys, he like clears his mouth.
Out up at the beginning. Let's do it.
Making sure you get it.
I was getting my voice ready.
Get that lubrication of the lip.
Yep.
Yeah.
On the highway.
There you go.
There you go.
Top five songs.
Congratulations, the Rascal Flats.
Ladies and gentlemen, it's Bobby Bonds time.
Come on, Bobby Bones.
Amy, what do you have over there?
Ooh, in the pile.
Did you see the treasure hunters that found $130 million of gold in a shipwreck?
It's a ship that was wrecked during World War II.
Where, though?
I think Iceland.
Yeah, off the coast of Iceland, it was a German cargo ship, so it was Nazi gold.
Yeah, I wonder if they were tipped off, if they were historians, and they knew a ship went down.
Oh, well, they're legit treasure hunters.
Like, would they tell people, and when would they tell people?
Because then you get 130 million.
It's like when you win the lottery, and you want $100 million.
You don't go, I won the lottery!
And then you run to the office flailing about.
You tape it to your body until you can get to the office and you see it like go,
hey, $100 million.
I do.
So that whole story is fascinating to me.
It really is.
And they found it in a legit like chest.
They like found the sunken ship, opened up a chest, boom, four tons of Nazi gold.
I don't really like that as Nazi part, but.
Burn that part off of it.
It's so gold.
Exactly.
Wow.
I know.
It sounds like a movie, but it's not.
It's real.
What's the coolest thing I've ever found?
Like a nickel?
An old nickel's kind of cool to find.
No, not old.
This is a nickel.
Oh, just a regular nickel.
Yeah, I only find that much cool stuff.
Yeah.
I'm trying to think if I found...
I found arrowheads before.
Yeah.
That's pretty awesome.
I found arrowheads, yeah, in Arkansas.
Yeah, and that cool?
There are a lot of them.
So I guess there wasn't that cool to me.
They shot a lot of arrows back then.
What else you got?
Well, I guess I'll do this story next since it has to do with, like, finding things.
So Alice Cooper, you know?
Schools, Apple, Summer.
Schools out forever.
Schools bought two pieces.
Yeah.
Okay, so thank you for telling us who that is.
No more pencils.
He bought an original Andy Warhol painting in the early 70s,
and then he totally forgot about it.
Then he found it.
His mom actually found it in storage,
and now it's worth like $10 million.
Yeah, that's crazy.
He's already rich, so I don't like that.
But let me tell you.
That's annoying.
I wish it had been on storage.
What about the guy who,
he was arguing about the painting in his house
and he's like, this is an original,
I don't know some painting, like a Picasso or something.
And he's like, it's been hanging in my house forever
and I promise you it's real.
So they brought out scientists
and like half of them are like,
that's real and half of them aren't.
Yeah, and he's claiming it's a...
But he does have scientists backing it up,
but now everybody in the art community is confused
for whether to buy it or not.
And it's just been hanging in his house.
He's like, oh yeah, of course this is a Rembrandt
or who's ever painted it, I don't know.
But yeah, it's been chilling.
How's he going to really find out?
I don't know.
He's got to go to the guy in Pondon.
storage part.
He's got to go to Rick and Chum Lee
and be like, guys, is this real?
And let them be the judge. They're calling some expert.
Yeah, I'm glad you brought this in. Let me call my expert
friend Mikey over here. Why else got?
Well, this summer, a lot of guys are
heading out on trips together or maybe even
just by themselves for a mancation.
Have y'all heard of these?
Sounds fun. Yeah, and the top
destination for a mancation. Do you know where it is?
The top? At Vegas.
No. Okay, okay. A man
Cair.
Hint, you go here to be really manly.
Oh.
Wait, what?
Like, manly.
In the wild.
The woods.
Like Wyoming.
Alaska.
Oh.
Alaska is the number one destination for emancation and coming in at number two is a golf vacation in Florida.
Okay, I get the golf thing.
The Alaska thing throws me because it's just cold.
And if I'm going on any kind of occasion, they, man, stay.
I don't want it to be in the cold.
Too many times of cations.
Back of my day, there was one cation.
They, and I didn't even go on that.
Oh.
I know.
It's enough with the cations.
All right, what else you got?
Well, Bobby, you're going to like this because at Starbucks, they are now offering a pinia colada drink made with black tea, pineapple fruit infusion and coconut.
No rum included.
I get my pina colada's virgin anyway, so.
I know.
But they can't do alcohol at Starbucks.
I know.
I'm just letting people know.
It's not a real pinocalata.
Did anyone think Starbucks was serving up real pinaclotas?
Nope.
Oh, sorry.
Pinia colladas.
Pina.
Sorry.
I say Pina coladas.
Pina's so wrong.
Some of us are from Marginsaw here.
Say it again, Bobby, how you would just rewind and be like, don't think about it.
I don't think about it.
I don't think about it.
Okay.
So, Bobby, what are you going to get when you go to Starbucks?
A pina calada?
No, that's not how you say it.
You say, Pina.
Thank you, birthday boy.
I'm a dude over there.
It's a birthday boy.
You guys don't laugh.
You guys don't even remember my birthday.
Earlier in the show, I set him up, too.
I knew it was a birthday.
You and Eddie, I said, hey, what do you think today is an Emmy?
What do you think today is that Amy goes, hmm, is it, National Burrito Day?
Yeah, that's what I said.
That's what I said, Brady goes, National Lazzania Day?
So dumb.
No, it's my dude lunchbox is birthday!
Oh, we're crazy, and you guys are like, oh, he feels so stupid.
We should have remembered that.
And guess who got him a present, made a game for him?
Oh, Bobby!
His boy right here.
Dang.
What's that like?
I told him I'd Venmo and money, but he doesn't have Venmo.
Do you feel sad?
Do I feel sad that they didn't remember?
Yeah.
Yeah, I kind of hurt.
What in the world did you do on my birthday?
I told you that birthday a row and you walked in on March 28th.
Oh!
Facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts, facts.
Except for my birthday's March 18th.
Exactly.
Oh, no.
Dang.
Never mind.
Ludgebox, you're done, dude.
Are you March 28?
I don't know.
You tell me.
Yeah.
No, I'm no.
I just trying to thought out there and be smart.
No.
It's a jeopardy.
So people, they're like, I'm going to go, what is a minute?
And he's like, no, I think correct.
And they give too much of an answer.
And that's still wrong too.
Like, relax.
But on April 2nd, I didn't forget that day.
Okay, stop.
I was already on your team.
You've already run it.
No, it's your birthday.
Yeah.
No, crap.
Yeah, we all know.
I just tell you.
All right.
Thank you.
No, shipwreck.
All right, your favorite part of the show today or your favorite story?
I'm going to go first.
The guy who was trying to get his Snapchat at over 100 months.
an hour and he got pulled over.
On Snapchat, it tells you how fast you're going.
The driver says he was trying to take a Snapchat photo.
Now, it's unclear if Neil was trying to use the speedometer feature in Snapchat.
And Alpharetta police spokesman says using social media in any fashion behind the wheel,
especially at 112 miles per hour, is unacceptable.
No, I'm going to tell you, he was trying to get the thing to go 100 miles an hour on Snapchat.
That's kind of a thing.
It's crazy.
If I'm walking or running, five miles an hour, I'm like, boom.
This guy's trying to go 100.
Lunchbox, favorite moment of the show today?
Celebrating my birthday that you remembered and you set these guys up and made them look so stupid
and then you hooked me up with an awesome game and I won some straight cash.
All that do is me, we, we, we, no matter what.
Hey, thanks, thank you.
Yeah, happy birthday, buddy, 36.
Yeah, 36.
Dang.
Three six.
Dang.
Didn't remember that a few years ago, Eddie?
Oh, man, that was a long time ago for me.
Eddie, favorite moment of the show.
I love that Starbucks Stephen called in the show.
And brought his own content.
He prepped some content.
played a game with us. That's pretty good.
Asked his trivia and missed the trivia.
He asked me a question. I got it right. He told me I was wrong.
Yes, we even researched it. We found nothing on it.
And then he even tweeted me back goes, I was wrong.
No, he did not. He did.
E for effort, though. I'm glad he called in.
Starbucks, Stephen. Amy, your favorite moment of the show today?
Miss hearing lyrics whenever we talk about that stuff and things people hear,
I thought it was so funny that someone actually thought that Lindsay L.
was saying Jesse Cabille in her song.
They were like legit.
Who is Jesse Kabeel?
Like, I don't know this person.
Yeah, Lindsay has a song, if you pre-order her album, but it says Jessica Bill.
And I know that.
And maybe, did you guys know that?
Yeah.
We knew it.
All right.
You make me feel like Jessica Beal.
I mean.
Hold on.
But put Jessica Beal in a category of A, B, C list.
A.
Okay, yeah.
And she's married to Justin Tim.
We're like, I was just trying to think of like, who hasn't heard of Jessica Beal?
Well, somebody that was Googling Jesse Cabill
They make me feel like I'm the shampoo
I'm the shampoo
Yeah, they were like, I've Googled Jesse Cabill
And I cannot find Jesse Cabill
I can open my own door
But I like that you don't let me
Can't help but smile
When I catch you, catch me
Crushing on your cross the party
Getting lost in you
I don't want to be here eyes
Everybody wants your attention
But tonight it's my
You make me feel
Like Jessica Cabeel
Skipping out of
Sting naturally
I wonder if it's the opposite
If there's a Jesse Cabill
People hear it and go
Is Jessica Bill here?
Like if there's really a Jesse
Cabill out there somewhere
Right
Raymond, you have favorite moment of today?
Yeah, I got to go
Busting Eddie gambling again
Yeah
For sure
I'm glad you enjoyed that one because I didn't.
After the show, Eddie's always busy, but they secretly miced him gambling.
Make your money.
Playing roulette or craps or something on the computer.
Matt LeBlanc almost lost that role to Vince Vaughn.
Like, Vince Vaughn was almost Joey.
How you doing?
That'd be weird.
No, it wouldn't.
It would just be normal.
I could say that.
It would just be normal.
Yeah.
Joey wasn't even written as being dim on the show.
That came from the way.
Matt LeBlanc played him in the audition.
Wow.
He wasn't the dumb guy.
Before the show had been cast, Monica and Joey were going to be the central couple
that the show was based around.
Wow.
And instead, they abandoned that.
They were like, ah, we'll just do the friends.
After NBC bought the pilot, it was called Friends Like Us.
And they changed it to across the hall.
By the time they shot it, the title was 6 of 1.
Wow.
Then when it aired, they were like, okay, we'll just do Friends.
That's a lot of names in that amount of time.
The cast of six was supposed to just be four.
Phoebe and Chandler were only going to be like side characters.
They're like buddies.
Wow.
I'd be weird.
Before the show aired, the cast went on a Vegas trip.
So they kind of tried to become friends.
And the weird thing is they all stayed friends and were friends during the show.
There wasn't like one or two of them without casts.
And they always made a deal once they started having negotiations.
They said,
get paid the same as you're going to pay the lowest person.
It wasn't we demand whatever at first.
It was, we all will take what you're paying the lowest person.
That's what we do here, right guys?
Should we do that?
I don't think Bobby's going for that.
Good luck with that.
They were cast altogether.
There's a difference.
Oh.
Yeah.
Also, Amy, you'd lose in that because you're the second highest paid person on the show.
Yeah, you lose money.
That's a great idea, like in principle.
But you wouldn't do it.
I mean, I would do it, but Amy probably would.
I just said I would do it.
I just said I would do it. You're the one that said good look at that.
I'm just saying Amy's like, we all want to do it.
And Amy's over there.
Yeah, sit on that.
Number two on a total poll.
What?
What?
We don't have to talk about that.
We don't have to talk about a lot of stuff, but we do.
We just tell the truth.
Yeah.
Money speaks.
Then lunchbox is right there behind you.
Yeah.
I can see her up there like a few exits up.
I'm trying to catch her, but my card is we'll get there.
Oh, stop.
Dang.
See, if you listen to this show, you don't know what's going to.
I haven't.
Eddie's still trying to get a job.
I mean, I'm still trying to get a paid.
Eddie's been interning for about three years.
I thought we were like to cast a friend.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Then we'd all get paid Eddie's salary.
That stinks.
Yeah.
That person on Twitter today said you're rich.
They were like, Eddie, you must be nice being rich.
It's coming from a rich guy.
I was like, you think I'm rich.
All right, anyway, whatever.
I'm loopy now at this point.
I like it.
The Bobby Bones.
Bobby Bones show.
I'm going to go, but say thank you.
you for listening here on Tuesday. We're back tomorrow. And if any other whole show, just search
Bobby Bone Show on IHeart Radio or iTunes. What are you doing today?
Good question. Oh, I'm starting to clean out my closet. Like I have it on my calendar
cleaning out closet day. We're officially out of hangers and my husband's like, no, we're not buying
more hangers. No more hangers are being bought until this closet gets cleaned out. I'm like, okay.
I have that gift card where those... The home edit.
I know.
They're coming to do my closet.
When?
And like a week.
Wow.
So excited for you.
I presented it to CMT Awards and in the gift bag, which those gift bags are legit.
When you hear about them, they're as awesome, as they say.
And I don't get those gift bags very often, but I got one.
And there's something.
I didn't know what it was.
And it says, the home edit will come and do your closet.
And so they're coming, and Amy's like, oh.
They're like the queens of organization.
This is my first step.
Listen, if I, you know, do like my husband is asking us to do, clean out the closet,
don't buy more hangers and I make do a really good job maybe I'll get home at it for
Christmas okay well we'll see how it goes with me too but that's happening next week
good luck bill up with your closet thanks I'm gonna leave here I'm gonna box today so this is
me before boxing oh this is me after boxing oh that's a happy birthday lunchbox I know
you're saying you're not doing it yeah we'll hear the real story later on tomorrow
the party the birthday surprise the big celebration yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
It's my birthday
What song is that?
I don't know
He's just happy
It's his birthday
He gets to see
Thank you
Hope tonight goes awesome
Whatever it is
I hope daddy gets a treat
Daddy get what he wants
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