The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox & Eddie’s Big Race + Bobby Gets A Surprise Birthday Party

Episode Date: April 3, 2018

Lunchbox and Eddie see who can run a faster mile and Bobby gets a surprise birthday party Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for priva...cy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:26 We record this before you get to hear the rest of the show, but it's after the show. I don't even know if that ever makes sense. It makes sense. We recorded this after the show you're about to hear is over. But it goes to record. Let me say this. I had this whole show.
Starting point is 00:02:37 You won't hear it. I don't know if you're here or not, but I was really sick. I was hanging out in the bathroom. I never leave the studio. You were visiting the trash can every time. Yeah. And I went to the bathroom a lot and just hung out and would run back.
Starting point is 00:02:50 Yeah. So just know that. As you heard the show, I hope you fought through it, man. I hope you fill my pain. I'm doing the post show now. Amy just came back in. Yep, yep, yep. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:03:00 not sick. I was in the restroom, but not sick. I'd have like stomach sick. You what? Like stomach sick. I know. You think they're the cheese cake cubes? No, I know. No, because I think more people would be sick. I don't think it's that. I think I have something wrong with me. Probably deadly. Oh, dear. Deadly. Yeah, so we're going to hit the show now. Thank you. And the race between lunchbox and Eddie and all that crap. All right. Bye. Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Moro studio. Morning.
Starting point is 00:03:37 So lunchbox is having a baby in August, right? Yes, August 29th is the due date. Due date is then you're going to induce if you have to. Is it coming at natural? I suppose it's come out natural. Just whenever they say due date, that's what the doctor says is, it's due that day. I don't know what it means. So late August.
Starting point is 00:03:56 Yeah. Baby box update. And what's happening with that? Oh, man, nothing we celebrated Easter this past weekend. I was nice enough. I got my should be child. Easter basket? Oh, wow. He didn't.
Starting point is 00:04:10 Oh, you, what do you mean? I got him. I got the child of the Easter basket. So Eddie got your unborn child to Easter basket? Eddie's wife got my child in Easter basket. Why did he do this? It keeps going links and links away. Eddie's taking credit, he didn't do it. So your wife, that's cute.
Starting point is 00:04:26 That's sweet, thoughtful. So your wife gave his wife Easter basket. You two aren't even in the equation. No, not really. But I didn't know, I was trying to get some credit. So, I heard that you failed. at home back in the day. Well, yes, I took parenting something or some other
Starting point is 00:04:43 in the high school and you had to take one of those crying babies for extra credit and my brother's friend Jimmy Hall were in the library before school and he snuck up behind, took the baby and he punted it across the library. Your baby. My baby.
Starting point is 00:04:58 So the librarian wrote a note to my teacher Ms. Farmer, Ms. Farmer got it. And instead of getting extra credit, I got like a bad grade on the project. So your baby was punted. Yes. Across the library by Jimmy Hall. Thanks, Jimmy. Did you fail the class? No, I didn't fail the class, but I didn't get as good a grade as I should have. Will you guard your future baby from any punting? Yeah, I should be able to do a little bit better job. Someone probably won't punt it, but Jimmy is a couple years older than me. I thought it was funny.
Starting point is 00:05:26 I was trying to copy someone's homework real quick before school started and I took your eye off the baby. I wasn't paying attention to the baby. And I realized then you always got to pay attention to the baby. That's it. Yeah, so hopefully no one tries to pump my baby. There you go. Baby Box Update. By the way, lunchbox and Eddie race today, the big race. Eddie runs frontward.
Starting point is 00:05:48 I feel good. Lunchbox runs backwards. I feel better. They're getting one mile race. They're competing for cash, for themselves, and for charity. What if you want to, what if I said you keep both of it for yourself? Okay. Oh, even more.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Oh, never mind. Never mind. Yeah, don't do that. Let's do it right now. my pants on. I'll raise them right now. With your pants on? Remember when lunchbox was going to punch morning number two? Oh, yeah. Yeah. And my jeans.
Starting point is 00:06:14 Oh, jeans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Eddie, threw me off with your pants. I was like, so you're running with your pants? Let's get started here. Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU. Listen to this one here. There's a 17-year-old kid named Michael Brown from Houston. He applied to 20, and he went one to 20 of the best colleges in the United States. and he was admitted to every single one of them with a full ride over a quarter million dollars in scholarships.
Starting point is 00:06:41 I was just thinking about us, though. It's crazy. Like, did you apply anywhere? I have one place, and I didn't get in. Wait, what? I'm the exact opposite of that. So where did you apply? Texas A&M.
Starting point is 00:06:52 And you didn't get in? So the only place I wanted to go. Didn't get in. But then later, later you did, though. Later, I just didn't really, my GPA, I was more of a social butterfly. Oh, did you apply? for that scholarship. This is a butterfly scholarship. No. But I didn't get in.
Starting point is 00:07:08 It's where my sister was and I was like oh, this is devastating and plus I was really embarrassed because all my friends applied to like all these Ivy League schools and of course they all got in and so I moved to college station so it's basically like I went there but I went to Blin for my first year, my freshman year and I was
Starting point is 00:07:24 so determined I left there with a 3.9 GPA and got into Texas A&M like that. So my sophomore year I was over at A&M. Lunchbox you applied for The University of Texas at San Antonio because it didn't have an essay and my mom filled out the application. Oh, so you never actually applied for anything yourself? No, I never applied for anything.
Starting point is 00:07:43 My mom was like, what about UTSA? And I was like, sounds good to me. She got the application, filled it out and sent it in. And that's how I got into college. UTSA, also known as the Harvard of San Antonio. That's right. And what about you, Mr. Bobby Bowes? He probably's like that kid, 20.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Yeah, Harvard. Harvard. I was going to get Yale, but decided. First of all, you're all being rude. I was lucky enough, I took the ACT in seventh grade, and I nailed it in seventh grade. Oh, so you went to Columbia. No, no, no, no. I was going to go to Arkansas, and then I got a job in radio when I was right in high school, then to high school.
Starting point is 00:08:18 And so then I didn't go into Henderson State because it was an hour away. But there's no crazy story. I did rock that ACT, though. I didn't. And I took the SAT three times. Oh, I took it one time. Got a 10-10. Got those four digits.
Starting point is 00:08:31 I was good to go. Didn't care. Was that it? Four digits are good? Yeah, that's all I cared about. 10, 10, I was out of there. Woo-hoo! One time, mom filled out the application, but I did get a scholarship, so talks to me.
Starting point is 00:08:41 For your SAT? No, no, no. Austin, Livestock, and Rodeo. Yes. Wait, but you don't know anything about livestock or rodeo? No, no, it was because I was in so many clubs in high school. It was about involvement. And I would just sign up for clubs and never go to the meetings, just pay the $10
Starting point is 00:08:55 due so I could put it on my applications. Kids, this is not the show to listen to. Mimic. Uh-huh. Yeah. Don't be like this guy. Why, I got a scholarship. What?
Starting point is 00:09:06 Or this girl. I didn't do anything wrong. I didn't say anything about you. I just looked over at you. I was just going to say something else. Well, okay, let's say. I know. If anything, I showed that if you apply yourself, which I clearly didn't in high school,
Starting point is 00:09:18 but that one year at Blinn when I left there with a three nine, clearly all I needed to do was. And then you graduated, right? From A&M? Yeah. Yes. Five years after. That's okay. That's okay.
Starting point is 00:09:31 Amy admitted later on in a show. Like many, many years, she goes, I didn't graduate college. It's okay, but you're a doctor, though, now. No. But I went back and completed the three hours and I have my diploma. It says 2008, but better late than never. All right, we got to go to the news. Ray, standing by with the news.
Starting point is 00:09:50 Ray, over to you, buddy. The Bobby Bones Show. Big three stories. It's producer Raymond. Two small planes collided at an Indiana airport last night, killing two firefighters. one plane was landing, the other was taking off. In lottery news in New Jersey, we're still waiting for the winner to come forward.
Starting point is 00:10:08 They reviewed surveillance footage and said the winner is a male and a regular customer, but that's all they told us. The winner has a year to come forward. And finally, congrats to Villanova on winning National Basketball Championship. They beat Michigan 7962 last night. I'll play a song from the beginning. Just give me the first line of the song. Okay.
Starting point is 00:10:32 So, for example, Kelsey Ballerini Dibs It'll stop when it's time to give me the lyrics Yeah, boy That's a different song Oh, man Wow That one would have been
Starting point is 00:10:51 I know everybody wants you I know everybody wants you Yeah, of course That ain't no secret Okay Oh, now you got it This song's harder than you would think It is
Starting point is 00:11:01 Peter Pan Oh, that wasn't Peter Pan No, no Okay, the game starts now Amy, ready. Ready. Zach Brown band Chicken Fried. First line.
Starting point is 00:11:12 Little bit. No, no. I mean, you're actually close, but that's not it. No. You know, well, I'm a chicken fried. Go beer on Friday night. Lunchbox. I'm ready.
Starting point is 00:11:37 You're going to get B.B. Rexa in Florida, Georgia line. Meant to be. First line. Girl, it's meant to be. Baby Leo. I'm not even close. What? He acts like, oh, so close.
Starting point is 00:11:57 Girl. All right, Eddie, you ready? Come on. Lady Annabelle and Bartender. First line. Sitting up with my telephone at home. Eight o'clock on Friday night. I'm still at home.
Starting point is 00:12:21 You weren't even close. Oh, I said home. Home, okay. And she was obviously at home at 8 o'clock. Amy for the win. Give her George. Carrey, you're loving me for the win. Oh.
Starting point is 00:12:36 You better home run this one, Amy. I don't know, guys. Baby all I got's this beat up leather bag. Baby all I got this beat up leather. Let it go. All right, Dave. Go ahead. And everything I own don't fill up half.
Starting point is 00:12:58 Look at that. Man. Killer. Don't you worry about what I got. All I got. All I care about is getting. Back. There you go.
Starting point is 00:13:08 Lunch, Eddie. Drink a beer. Luke Bryant. Have you got it? Do it. Oh, good. Oh, yeah. Go for lunch.
Starting point is 00:13:19 And if he misses it, I win. I got the call today. When I got the news today. So close. So close. Amy, you're the winner. There you go. Nice.
Starting point is 00:13:33 You guys got to start stretching for that race later. Oh, yeah. I'm loose. I like how Eddie does a shimmy Like that's stretching him out right down I go yeah I'll stretch my back a little bit Yeah
Starting point is 00:13:49 Bobby bones Yo Right time for your positivity now A little tell me something good Around the room Tell me something good Amy you're up first A scrap metal worker
Starting point is 00:14:02 Has become a hero After saving a four year old boy Who was choking on a marble He saw the mom like in distress Like help I can't help I can't save my son He's not breathing Well luckily this dude had just
Starting point is 00:14:14 finished a first aid course like two days before and he put the boy across his knee slapped his back five times did compressions to his chest and back until the marble popped out. Wow, that's scary man. Yeah, right place, right time. And it's crazy that he just finished his course two days before he saw this. Here's this.
Starting point is 00:14:30 There's a new app that connects people with severe allergies to other allergy sufferers not for dating but for an epipen nearby. Oh, that's awesome. Isn't that cool? Yeah. That's huge. First, I was like, is that like farmers only where you find other people that are allergic to things? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:47 You can bond. But no, no. It's, you, if you're like, oh, I'm breaking out or you're swelling up, you find somebody that can help you with that. Yeah, that's pretty cool. It's called Epa Mada, the app. E. P.I. Mada. Epimada. That's cool.
Starting point is 00:15:01 Tell me something good, babe. Miss Peters was at an NBA basketball game. It's a Philadelphia 76ers, and she gets chosen to be in one of those games on the court where she had to make a bunch of free throws. See how many she can make in 30 seconds. Well, lo and behold, she didn't know it behind her. Her boyfriend is on one knee, so when the contest is over, she turns around, and he proposes marriage. There wasn't even a gay, and they just put her out there to get the setup. He gets down says, will you marry me?
Starting point is 00:15:26 And the crowd goes crazy. Wow. And they say, I do. All right. Thank you, very. I do. I do. Very animated.
Starting point is 00:15:37 Thank you, Lunchbox. That is the sweet. I saw it, though, because she was shooting and she turned around to run back, and he's just there on the knee. And she's like, oh, uh, and then she said yes. That's why I said. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You did a good job, man. Yeah, babe.
Starting point is 00:15:50 Babe. Yeah, good job, babe. All right. The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones. Watching your instant stories, Amy. And I guess you took the kids to, like a trampoline park. Yes. And you didn't get hurt.
Starting point is 00:16:01 No. I've jumped. I'm a little sore. Yeah, are you? Yeah. But, and there was times where I got a little scared. Like, I got maybe, you know, you just get excited and you start doing everything. And then, yeah, you're all like, oh.
Starting point is 00:16:15 probably shouldn't do that. So the trampoline park is all these trampolines. One time, Lunchbox's wife broke her ankle. We were there for four jumps. Four jumps. And she landed on the metal part in between the two squares. Yeah, there's spacers.
Starting point is 00:16:32 And there goes her ankle and she's down. And I looked at my bunny. I said, is she being for real right now? Like, it took us longer to fill out the waiver form. Then we got to jump on the jumping trampolines. And so I had to carry her out. to the car and take her home and everybody else stayed and had a good old time. They said like, oh, we played
Starting point is 00:16:49 dodgeball. We played basketball because they have hoops in certain areas. And I had to go after four jumps. Yeah, but why you're not getting talking about her? She broke her ankle. She ruined his party. I could not believe it. How old were you?
Starting point is 00:17:07 We're... This was like last year. Oh, you were a kid. 30, maybe? Yeah. So, six years ago, how do you do it? Four jumps. I mean, I just, I could not, and I was like, okay, she can just sit out and I can jump. Oh, even hurt. Yes, but her ankle swelled up pretty bad. It was real bad. She did some damage and I mean, we've never gone back either. She won't go back. Four jumps. I was watching your ancestry and I saw your husband swinging Amy into the foam pit.
Starting point is 00:17:38 Yeah, they have this like awesome swing thing and you jump into this pit of foam that you know is just, Derm filled and disgusting. I got pushed into it. I didn't even want to jump into that. I wanted to do the little trepies thing, but I didn't want to land in the nasty phone, but I got pushed it and I was like, oh, this is so gross. I wanted to shower.
Starting point is 00:17:58 You're just jumping right into the flu. Just swing, because you swing and then you fall off into the phone bill. Yes, it does look fun. But the trample, all that stuff's gross. Just kids' hands, right? Are you immune yet? Well, they give you special socks to jump in that are yours to keep. Yeah, I'm talking about hands, though.
Starting point is 00:18:13 Oh, I didn't like jump on my hands. No. You touch things. That is true. I mean, you just need to like take sanitizer and just go in knowing if you get sick, you get sick. But you're not hurt. No, I'm shocked. So are we.
Starting point is 00:18:29 The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. So last week's Roseanne premiere got bigger numbers than we originally heard. When you add in DVR views and repeat airing, that number is. of 18.5 million viewers goes all the way up to 29. 0.4 million people watching that show. Jesse James Decker and her husband,
Starting point is 00:18:53 Eric, welcomed their third child, a boy. They named him Forrest Bradley Decker. So, congratulations to them. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story of the day. This story comes us from Lee County, Florida.
Starting point is 00:19:08 Two guys decided they would order a pizza so they could steal the pizza delivery driver's cars. They call the pizza to a house. They wait for him to go up to the door. They run up, jump in the car, get it in reverse, and it's standard. They couldn't get it back in first gear. So they only got it about one block down the road. They jumped out and ran.
Starting point is 00:19:24 Police called him a block later. I think I would have PTSD. I was a pizza guy and I got jump. Like, really? Yeah, no, no, seriously. Like, I don't think I could do that anymore. If someone jumped me or tried to steal my car, every time I'd be worried about that. And also, you should probably, again, you know the room and know that when you get in it,
Starting point is 00:19:42 if it's a standard you shouldn't even start because once you start you've then attempted to steal a car and if you just get in and get out you didn't steal the car Yeah I just got in the wrong car You didn't order on a pizza
Starting point is 00:19:54 Take that guy's car Yeah yeah I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day Yeah Bobbybones.com The world's largest chick fillet is opening up in New York City 12,000 square feet
Starting point is 00:20:05 5 stories seating for 140 people An open air rooftop Two kitchens. It's their fifth in New York City, but it is massive. That is massive. Wow. In case you haven't heard of the raging idiots hit song Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I think this gets us in the mood here for a little Chick-fil-A story. I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday. By the way, the restaurant will be closed on Sunday. It's case you're one day, yeah. But it's Sunday. Yeah, the one day that you aren't open. I saw the chick-fil-a. I saw the chick-flay, I think, is the fourth biggest fast-food restaurant now.
Starting point is 00:20:55 It's amazing. I break it up there. My husband and I were having a talk about that. He chose Taco Bell. I chose Chick-fil-A. Well, for me, it's always been the regional part of it, more so than how good it is. Oh. Because it's always been really great, but they just, I don't believe that you can open one unless you work there.
Starting point is 00:21:14 I think if you're opening a Chick-fil-A, you're opening a Chick-fil-A, you have to run it and open it. And it's hard to get one. You can't. Make sense. Yeah. They're very selective about who they, because I would get one and just start serving on Sunday. I go rogue. I'd be a chick-play rogue on it. I'd be like, all right, I'm the one. Come on so I said this yesterday. It was my birthday. And I'm much happier about my birthday after it's over. Oh, for sure. On the whiteboard inside your office, you went from a zero yesterday, your birthday to a 6.5 today. Yeah. And the reason I'm not a 7 or 8 is one, the balloons that were brought to
Starting point is 00:21:45 my house started popping in the middle of the night last night and woke me up. So I thought someone was breaking into my house. Oh no. Scared the crap out of me. That's scary. It was going pop pop pop pop, and I was like, who's downstairs? So it did freaky me out a little bit. And so then I got on a baseball bat and went down there. Took care of business. There was no business, except I noticed a couple of balloons that popped, but that scared me. And then two, Amy had put together a surprise pop-up party, which means everybody arrived at my house at the same time. They were in. We sang pretty much they left within half an hour. It's pretty cool. But the funniest part of it was
Starting point is 00:22:17 One of my friends got there And I had all my windows open So I could see outside And so I look And I see something moving out by a car And I can't see a human But I see balloons above the car
Starting point is 00:22:29 And I'm looking at it I'm going well that's weird And so One of my friends who Amy had invited To come Was hiding below the car But she didn't pull the balloons down So as she was down below the car
Starting point is 00:22:43 The balloons were still above the car And I saw them and thought, well, I guess this is it. I went outside and had a talk with her. Yeah. She was like, I was hiding, but I think I forgot to hide the balloons. I was like, yeah. She's so funny. I kind of saw him floating above the car.
Starting point is 00:22:57 Yeah. So everybody showed up and hung out and then Amy brought cheesecake. I don't know if that's why it's my stomach messed up or not. Oh, well, maybe because you're not used to it, but nobody else that ate cheesecake is. It could be something else, too. Yeah. I hope it's not a cheesecake, and I hope you feel better. But yeah, I'm worried about you.
Starting point is 00:23:16 I feel like you're about to get sick any second. Why do you feel that way? Because I feel like you're... Did you hear me over here making noises earlier? Yes. Yeah, it's not pretty. Uh-oh. Like I was like, get a trash can and somebody.
Starting point is 00:23:27 I have to be here because the race is later this morning. Of course. Today is the day. Yeah, lunchbox runs backward. Eddie runs forward. And it's who can finish a mile first. That's what everyone's talking about. Is it?
Starting point is 00:23:38 Yeah. It's all the rage. Yeah, I saw last night trending on Twitter. It was American Idol and the voice. the race. Those three. I mean, obviously. Did either of y'all eat cheesecake?
Starting point is 00:23:48 I ate three pieces. Oh, great. Yeah, I ate a couple pieces of cheesecake. Kind of slipped on that one. A couple squares for energy. Oh, of course. Carbs. I walked in this morning and I wonder why Eddie was wearing a Sam Houston State sweatshirt.
Starting point is 00:24:01 And looking very comfortable. And then I remember he's racing today. That's right. And I have the shoes that you gave me for our birthday. Air Max. Specifically made for running, obviously. Are you going to run in those? Oh, yeah, I am.
Starting point is 00:24:13 I'm not. I thought they were for like style. They're like shoe boy. They have air in them, so I thought it made me run back to me. Make your feet puffy. So they'll be running a mile in one hour and 50 minutes. So I don't know where you're going to be an hour and 50 minutes. If you have to leave, come back.
Starting point is 00:24:25 But lunchbox will run backward a mile. Eddie will run frontward. And the winner, one is crown the champion. Two wins $100. And three gets to give $100 to the charity of their choice. Woo! Yeah. I think this would be good.
Starting point is 00:24:39 I think someone ends up injured. I'm so excited. For sure. Well, I hope y'all don't get hurt, but I'm excited. I hope you don't get hearted. There's no y'all. Is it an outside or indoor track? Oh, it's outside.
Starting point is 00:24:48 I think it's nice outside, right? Yeah. The weather's good. We're doing it outside, baby. And we'll put it up on Facebook Live later on. Yep. Morgan number two. If people watch it on our Facebook page,
Starting point is 00:24:59 well, we stole all their information, how do we get in this game where we can steal their base information? Yeah. It seems like it's so much fun. Because Facebook is like, like, how do we do that? Or I get everybody's info.
Starting point is 00:25:06 No, it's basically if they're using Facebook, we could potentially get it if we really wanted to. We could too? Yeah. Sign me. Let me hear it. reach out to Facebook. People are mean to me. I want to hack their credit cards. What do we do with the info though? Well, I told you, send if someone trolls me, I go buy stuff on their credit cards.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Oh, okay. I'm in. I like that for you. How do we contact that Cambridge Americana people that still stuff? Okay, so that's coming up. In a minute, we'll talk to Amy about her kid's picture days. First time they ever do something like that. Yeah. Or they had to take school pictures. That's coming up. And then here's what I want to talk about and take some calls to this couple. They're together. They break up. And within weeks, one of them wins millions of dollars in the lottery. Oh my God. Yikes. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:25:47 So what the question is coming up is, did anything happen to your ex immediately after you got split? It can be man or woman. Okay. But you split and then something happens afterward. You're like, are you kidding me? Oh, boy. It was just after a month ago when Paul Long and his girlfriend of five years
Starting point is 00:26:10 amicably split up. February 1st to be exact. that's when he moved out and then he bought a lottery ticket went $13 million. That's a lot. Three weeks later. $13 million.
Starting point is 00:26:25 If you're her, you're just going, what? She can't even sue or she can't even claim to have that. They weren't even living together. There's nothing. Yeah, so. So what I said was, hey, if you're listening to this
Starting point is 00:26:38 and you're with someone and something crazy happened right after you split to call us, Ashley and Tennessee. Thank you for calling Ashley. Tell me your story. Well, he actually got married. Two weeks after we broke up.
Starting point is 00:26:56 Wait a minute. So when I hear this, I hear that he probably had something going on before you broke up. You're right. He had a child from a previous relationship. Oh, hold a pause one second. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Starting point is 00:27:08 Go ahead. Oh, man. We had been together for a year, and then out of the blue he broke up with me and then two weeks later he married his child's mother. Wow, that stinks, huh? But it's a head of silver lining. We have now been married for 11 years
Starting point is 00:27:25 and we have two beautiful children together. Who's we? He and I. He came back. He came back after that? What? Yes, he did. What?
Starting point is 00:27:35 Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. That's crazy. That's the silver lining. Plot twist. Wait, how long did it take for him to come back to you? Well, they were married for about five months, and then he came back. Of course, he told me he loved me, and we were all been on for about six months. You know, I wasn't sure if I wanted to make that commitment again, but he's the love of my life, and I took him back, and we've been happy ever since.
Starting point is 00:28:04 And that's good. I like that. But let me ask you this. Whenever he was with her, did he cheat on her with you? No. I did not meet him until. after they were separated. I'm confused.
Starting point is 00:28:18 Even the second time? Yes, no. He never cheated on either one of us. Okay. Well, listen, in the end, I don't know. I got lost in that maze. But in the end, I'm glad it worked out. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:28:29 It's a good way of looking at it. Amy? The 11 years. Yeah. I mean, am I missing something? No, no, it's a good way to looking at it. I'm glad it worked out. I'll take some more calls in a second.
Starting point is 00:28:40 I just want to kind of unfold all this in my head here. There's a new story about this guy named Paul, him and his girlfriend together. They break up. He moves out. He then a few weeks later wins $13 million, which is crazy. And if you're hurry, you're going, man, you couldn't buy that ticket a little earlier? Like, you couldn't... So I said, hey, what happened to you?
Starting point is 00:28:59 Anybody got a story after they broke up. Hey, Lisa, North Carolina, you are on. Hi, Bobby. I'm a first-time caller. Thank you very much. Do you have a story about this? I do. I was married 23 years after.
Starting point is 00:29:12 a marriage ended, so speak now. He created business, and it's over a million dollar business. He didn't have that business any of the 23 years you were married. No, he did not. And now he's rich. Oh, yeah. Are you rich? Oh, no.
Starting point is 00:29:31 Oh, no. Come on. Yeah, I work for a living. I work hard. How you feel about that? Well, as long as our son ends up benefiting from it, I don't have a problem. I'm happy that, you know, he's been successful. I'm not one of these people who looks at others and says, oh, I'm jealous about what they have.
Starting point is 00:29:55 I'm glad he does have it. I'm glad I'm no longer in the relationship, but I just want our son to benefit from it. That's cool, but does he have a pool? No, no, he does not have a pool. Then you're good then. It's all right. Hey, yeah. Oh, who cares?
Starting point is 00:30:11 Hey, not even, yeah. Hey, thank you for the call. Appreciate that. Appreciate you. Let's do one more. Caitlin and Louisiana. Good morning. Good morning.
Starting point is 00:30:20 How are y'all? What you got on this? So I was with my boyfriend for about seven years, and after we broke up, he got arrested. Wait, this is the opposite. Oh. Yeah. Wait, why are interesting? What did he get arrested for?
Starting point is 00:30:34 He played disc golf at the time, and we had a state park. in Memphis, and he stole some discs from Little Shack, and stealing from a state park is a federal event. Huh, and then jail, they don't think you're tough if you get one for that. Oh, my goodness. What are you up for stealing discs and discod? A couple things I wanted to bring up. One is our producer Raymond, who sits in the glass room,
Starting point is 00:30:59 bets way too much on sports. But a few weeks ago, he said, hey, I'm putting all my money on Villanova to win this thing. We're like, okay, Ray. Here's actually a clip of Ray saying that. $1,000 on Villanova. To win it all? Win the championship. What if you win?
Starting point is 00:31:15 It'll be $3,000. Wow. Betting at this early Sweet 16. So Ray doesn't really have $1,000 is the crazy thing about his bets. It's not like you're rich. Tax money. That's just all your money. Oh, it's your tax refund?
Starting point is 00:31:29 Yeah. So I had a whole lump sum. I was like, why not place it on Villanova weeks ago? And then it ended up hitting. It did. Jew! Villanover won. Four wins later.
Starting point is 00:31:39 A lot of crazy. Fet. Here is Villanova winning last night. What a great team we witnessed in this tournament tonight. Look at you. I knew the team. They won the championship. And you won all that money. Yeah, and I did it through Bitcoin so I should have in a
Starting point is 00:32:00 couple days. It's a faster process. There's always some catch where he doesn't get the money. He's like, yeah, I made all the Russians. I bet to the Russians and they promised me I'd have all... They transfer it through an app and honestly it goes right in your bank account in two days, 48 hours probably. So today's Tuesday, April 3rd. Yeah. I'll have it by the weekend easily.
Starting point is 00:32:18 Okay. Well, hey, congratulations. All of that. He comes on the ear and calls a shots, no doubt. Congratulations, buddy. Yeah, thanks. Did you win the office pool, too? Absolutely. Yeah!
Starting point is 00:32:31 We'll get back to that in a minute. This guy over here. Did he say, could that film the drainage pipe? Oh, my goodness. How old was he? It's 13 years old. So all I saw this morning is they saved him. So what happened?
Starting point is 00:32:45 He's at a park in Ellen. for Easter weekend with the family and he goes and he climbs over a chain link fence, him and his buddies, and they climb in this abandoned concrete building and one of the boards breaks and he falls in the sewage drain. And it's like four feet in diameter,
Starting point is 00:33:01 and it's 15 mile an hour, like, I guess you call it. Water? Yes. So he gets swept away. So he's anywhere in this sewage thing and they have no idea. Crazy. So they searched for like 12 hours
Starting point is 00:33:13 and they had to shut down a lane of the highway because it goes under the highway and they had to go into the different entry points and put in a camera and he found a little air pocket and was able to survive for 12 hours. Oh my goodness. Did I think he was alive or they didn't know? They had no idea, but they had to decontaminate him
Starting point is 00:33:29 because he was in sewage, like the bathroom. No, I know. He's, that's amazing. How does he stay in there for 12 hours and live and not just keep getting swept away? It's with happy hearts that all Los Angeles city agencies are able to stay. that we have found Jesse Hernandez.
Starting point is 00:33:48 And part of this systematic search, the Bureau of Sanitation was opening up a maintenance hatch to place the camera into there, and that's where we located Jesse Hernandez alive and talking. We're able to give him a cell phone to even contact his family members, as you could imagine, who are overwhelmed with joy. I bet they'd do that phone away immediately.
Starting point is 00:34:11 You think you're not going into your toilet after you drop your cell phone? Imagine you're going, giving that cell phone after that. Yeah, crazy though, right? Yeah. Like, you probably didn't think he's alive. Oh, when I saw the update that he'd been found, I couldn't believe it. That's amazing.
Starting point is 00:34:25 That's some pretty rough sewage, man. Because 15 miles narrow, that's fast. That's so fast. Or is the race today faster between Lunchbox and Eddie? Oh! Yeah, yeah. We are an hour and 19 minutes away. Lunchbox will be running a mile backward,
Starting point is 00:34:41 while Eddie will be running a mile frontward. Easy as pie. And who will win the rate? By the way, it's pretty close online, right, Mike D? Yeah. Let's go over to Silent Mike. Who is the favorite from the listeners right now? Lunchbox at 56%.
Starting point is 00:34:54 Lunchbox at 56%. Running backward. I feel like people just aren't thinking. They're just not thinking, really. Like, what do you mean? Like, I've been running forward my whole life. Yeah. You keep using that as your argument.
Starting point is 00:35:08 Like, Eddie's like, I'm going to win. We were created to move forward. Correct. It doesn't mean that lunch. Lunchbox can't run backwards. But who do you have, Bobby? Lunch box. Okay.
Starting point is 00:35:19 Oh, my goodness. If you're new to the show, Amy has two kids, 11 and 7. And so they've been in the United States for about a month and a half. Is that right? Oh, Bobby, they've been here over three months. Man, it feels like it flies by. I have so much fun. Daughter's still 10, but she is about to turn 11.
Starting point is 00:35:38 Well, she used to always say she was 11. I know. I know. It's a thing. We're working on it. But I'm trying to get her pumped up about turning 11. Yeah, her birthday's in like three weeks or something. Yeah, oh yeah, the 25th.
Starting point is 00:35:47 So they had to take school pictures for the first time? Yeah, they've never had to do that before. No, it's never been picture day, photo day. So they're like, what? We have to wear a certain thing? What do we do? So in Haiti, they never had school pictures or orphanage pictures. No.
Starting point is 00:36:00 No. Or nothing? No, the only time they had pictures taken would be when people would visit and have their iPhones and take pictures and that's how they learn. They just see themselves on a phone, printed pictures and stuff, even mirrors. So having the phone to like see their face and what they look like. Like, you know, I think there's like one or two mirrors at the orphanage, but not in places they hung out. One in the office and one in like the adult bathroom.
Starting point is 00:36:22 So to see themselves in a mirror was a thing. Oh, yeah, it's a big deal. So how'd the school pictures go? I mean, I haven't seen them yet because we haven't gotten the proof back in the mail. But, I mean, they were just like trying to understand. I said, you just sit there and you smile. You give your best smile. So then they would kind of have this like sad smile and they know how to smile for a camera.
Starting point is 00:36:41 But then they started being like, no, we're going to do like peace signs and all this. crazy stuff. Do they still send pictures in the mail or do they just email them to you? I have no idea. This is my first time having kids. Oh, whoa. Oh. This is also my first picture day. And I have no idea. I mean, my son went with a collared plaid shirt though, so I was proud of him for that. I mean, I told him he could pick out whatever he wanted to wear and we'll see what they look like. Eddie, what's your thoughts on this? I mean, yeah, they're cool. I bought one. I've only bought one out of the, what, four years that my 10-year-old has been in school? Well, you don't order the whole package?
Starting point is 00:37:15 No, I did one, and that's it. We haven't done the rest of them. I just feel like we have a lot of pictures of them. We don't need the one in front of books. They didn't understand the concept of getting tons of your little pictures in a row and passing them out to family and friends, which is what I told them we would do. But do people do that anymore? Well, I think the pictures are just a lot easier now.
Starting point is 00:37:32 Back in our day, it did take a long time. Yeah. Now we have nicer cameras on our phone. And we used to keep pictures in our wallets. Yes. Not anymore. Give them on your phone. Yeah, just on the phone, on the old cloud.
Starting point is 00:37:42 I guess you're right. I'm surprised school picture still exist in. Yeah. After thinking about this. They do. And I will pass them out to you guys because I'm an order some
Starting point is 00:37:51 just because I'm a first time parent and I have no idea if they'll be throwing up the peace sign or what's allowed or if they're smiling. Were they expensive? I don't know yet. Just keep the one that says proof on it. I haven't seen my options. You know?
Starting point is 00:38:06 Like I haven't gotten an email like, photos are in. How they like in school? They love it. They love it. I think. That's what they tell me. There's sometimes where my son comes home, he's like, Ms. Fuller, that's his teacher. He's like, Ms. Fuller told me I was bad today.
Starting point is 00:38:19 And so I try to say, well, what did you do? What did you do? And then he also gets real excited when he was like, Miss Fuller told me today, I did a good job. I said, well, good, we want to make good choices. So I guess at school they've taught them thumbs up, good choices, thumbs down, poor choices. So any time now they want to like tattletail on each other, my daughter comes running down the stairs. Stevenson made, poor choice, poor choice. She's doing thumbs down?
Starting point is 00:38:41 Yeah, she's going to Amy, but she's flailing her thumbs. Both thumbs. Sometimes we forget we're on the radio. That's now, it's not, that's just now how I guess they learned it at school, but that's now how they tattle on each other, which I love it. Thank you, school, because now I get to look at them and I say, do you want to make a good choice or a poor choice?
Starting point is 00:38:56 By doing your thumb up. And they both go, thumbs up. Amy, you realize no way can see what you're doing. Whatever, they get the point. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. Ed Sheeran is one of the writers on the Tim McGraw and Faith Hill single, the rest of our life.
Starting point is 00:39:12 And there's currently a lawsuit going on with the song because people are saying that Ed took some song called When I Found You and stole. Well, let's see. This is the rest of our life here. So. Sitting with you in a dark room. This is the one called When I Found You. It's very similar.
Starting point is 00:39:35 But being a mediocre musician myself, it's a very common chord structure. I agree. Very common. Today I held flowers. But I still probably give her the win. Well, Ed insists the songs are not similar. And this is an original. Well, don't be crazy, Ed.
Starting point is 00:39:56 Now, when you say things like that, that's just not true, because they are similar. Yeah, but it's an original and independent musical composition. Okay. So there's that. Dirk's Bentley teased a big announcement is coming on Thursday. So we've got to be ready for that. He posted a video on social media saying a brand new destination experience is coming. Again, we'll have the details April 5th, but I think it has something to do.
Starting point is 00:40:20 I do know. Don't even say if you know. Reading right here, what it says. What's out here. The video had a bunch of mountains and, you know, his album is called The Mountain. So I think it might have something to do with the mountains. Good. Keep it on that.
Starting point is 00:40:35 That's all I'm going to say. Good. I got to say. Oh, you know? I know. I told her this morning. Oh, okay. Okay, is that it a name?
Starting point is 00:40:42 Yep. I'm Amy. That's your 30 Second Skinny. Okay, here we go. five biggest songs in country music right now. Number five, she's with me from High Valley. There you go. Number four, Brett Eldridge, the long way. At number three, BB Rexa featuring Florida Georgia Line meant to be.
Starting point is 00:41:14 Jordan Davis singles you up. Is it number two? There you go. And number one song for a second week is Luke Bryan. Most people are Here are good. Here are your top songs in top 40. Here's Marin Morris, Z, the Middle, your number one top 40 song. Oh, baby! Baby! I like that.
Starting point is 00:41:44 I want to go to Target right now. Must go to Target right now. Hot AC, a song from Max called Lights Down Low. That's a good one. I've heard it. Have you? Have you? Yeah, me too. Yeah, I play it on Z-100. That's the top 40s. You listen to much, like, pop music at all?
Starting point is 00:42:09 Not really. I mean, sometimes when I'm working out, but that's about it. So if I have it on Z-100 or Spin Cycle remix? Depending on what time of day it is, I'll listen to Kiss Los Angeles a bit. K-I-I-S. Yeah, because they're two hours back. Yeah. So, yeah, they'll listen to those pop stations, but in my gym, it's just hip-hop. So that's where I get all my hip-hop. Like, I know all the Migo songs. I just played at the top of the gym. all the time. In Rock. Portugal, the man, live in the moment. Those are your top songs.
Starting point is 00:42:41 What do you know about Amigos? Nothing. Nothing. I know that's like three guys, right? It's all I know. Okay, there you go. Thanks, Eddie, for that. No, you know what Amigas are? Amiga? No, no. Eegas. Yeah, it's like an egg dish. Mexican. Look it up. It's delicious.
Starting point is 00:43:02 Is that going to be our hip-hop group? Is it an amigos? Or the Amigos? Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Amy coming around. over to you. A morning corny.
Starting point is 00:43:27 What happens when a frog's car breaks down? What happens when a frog's car breaks down? It gets towed. Hmm. That was the morning corny. There you go. That's why it's so highly rated right there. That's an example.
Starting point is 00:43:47 If you don't get it, well, then I don't know what to tell you. Frog. Who wouldn't get it? Everybody gets that one, yeah. Universally loved right there. J.L. in Colorado. What's up, Jail? Hey, Bobby.
Starting point is 00:44:03 My son and I have tickets to your show in Albuquerque in a couple weeks, and my son is nine, and I was kind of wondering about the appropriateness of the show. Yeah. I have read him bare bones, all except, like, two sentences,
Starting point is 00:44:21 regarding the nosebleed part. Yeah, yeah. Well, we want to have said that on the air. Yeah, yeah. If you read the book, you know about that. Hey, so I always say it's, I don't curse in my stand-up act. I always say it's PG-13, though. So, I don't say any bad words, and some of it may go over the head, but I do make, like, PG-My, what do you think, Mike, Dee? PG-13? Yeah, quite Mike says that's about right. So, that's what I would say. Okay, well, we talk a lot about stuff, so it should be all good. And then also, so we're coming from Southwest Colorado to Albuquerque. We were sad to Miss you in Colorado Springs. I actually went to high school there, but we're closer.
Starting point is 00:45:00 Albuquerque is only four hours versus six. And I tried to buy meet and greet tickets. They were sold out within 30 minutes. Yeah, I'm quite the treat apparently. People just line them up. I mean, listen, I just hang out. I'm not that hard to meet. not that hard to greet.
Starting point is 00:45:17 Yeah. I'm pretty easy. There's a real treat either. No real treat. But I appreciate that call, and I'll see you in a couple weeks. Thank you for calling the show. See how many people always say, hey, my back's not dirty. But I do make some couple ding-dong jokes.
Starting point is 00:45:32 Yeah. Who doesn't? You know what I mean? Come on. Come on. Okay, thank you. By the way, I'll be in Pittsburgh Saturday night and Charlottesville Friday night, if you guys want to come.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Charlottesville is sold out, though. Going over to Morgan number two, is 24 years old. Let's do what a 24-year-olds care about. Morgan number two, you're up. All right, well, I'm really excited about this because a league of their own is getting a reboot, but it's not going to be a new movie. It's going to be a television series. So a league of their own with Tom Hanks and Gina Davis.
Starting point is 00:46:00 Remember... Madonna. It was about the female baseball league when men went to war. That's it. Yeah, so they're making a TV series out of it, huh? Yeah, it's going to be on Amazon, and there's no news if the original cast will be in this reboot. Well, they're like 100 now. Besides, like Tom Hanks, right?
Starting point is 00:46:15 That's 100, too. They can still make cameos. Yeah, I guess. I love that movie, but I'm surprised you wouldn't know what it is since you're only 24. Oh, I love sports movies. Oh, do you? Yeah, that's a big thing for me. You like boxing movies?
Starting point is 00:46:30 Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I thought so. Huh? You can bring that up again? No, that's what you say. Okay. Lunchbox, do you like boxing movies?
Starting point is 00:46:38 Love boxing movies. Yeah. Both of you guys like the box? That would have been a good movie, but. That would have been a documentary. Yeah. Yeah. So that's okay.
Starting point is 00:46:47 Thank you, Morgan, number two. That's what 24-year-olds care about. Here we go. We have an Eddie supporter on the phone. Hello. Christy in, no, sorry, Kirstie in Arkansas. Yeah, I was just going to call and tell Eddie that he does have a supporter. We think he's going to win this race this morning.
Starting point is 00:47:04 Yeah, and 53 minutes, they'll be running a mile. Eddie runs frontward, lunchbox runs backward. And lunchbox thinks he can take him. No problem. Eddie, for sure. he's going to win frontward because why? There's no doubt in my mind. I've been running forward my whole life. It's the way God created my body. Okay. Well, we're rooting for you. That's right. Thank you, Kirsty. I appreciate it.
Starting point is 00:47:27 Kirsty, where are you? Where am I? I'm in the car right now. She's literal. What part of Arkansas? I'm in Fayetteville. Okay. I just just wondering. Appreciate you. Woo Pig. See you later. Thanks. All right. Bye-bye. Well, we're getting closer to the race.
Starting point is 00:47:43 Morgan number two, how do you feel about this? I'm feeling pretty good, but I may kind of be swaying towards Eddie. That's a girl. Why? Me too a little bit. Wait, what lunchbox? I am not leaving you. Why would you swing?
Starting point is 00:47:55 I'm not leaving yet, but I'm swaying. Like, how fast do you think he can run a mile? It's not about that. I was thinking about this. When God made Eddie, he made him to run forward. That's good. When God made boys. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:07 Or Eddie. Or Eddie. Yeah. It's going to be interesting. That's 51 minutes away from right now. Man, so they. I've created this mind reading machine, which is weird. And they say that it can translate your thoughts and display them on a text instantly.
Starting point is 00:48:23 Yeah, right. Oh, I don't believe it. No. That's scary. I mean... It comes from the sun. I don't think this is April full. It's April 3rd.
Starting point is 00:48:30 Yeah. But they say that they want to make sure people that can't talk are able to talk. All I'm thinking of is that if this gets in the wrong hands, we're all going to get, the Russians are going to have us all. our thoughts are going to be translated. Our girlfriends are going to have them or her husbands. Oh, yeah. Then it gets worse. Then my husband would finally understand me.
Starting point is 00:48:52 Oh, but do you really want that? Sometimes I'm poor at communicating. When that question comes up, like, oh, how do I look in this dress? And then the real thought comes back. It sounds good on the surface, but whenever your husband and wife or a girlfriend gets it. Well, y'all should tell the truth anyways because you don't want her walking out looking not good. Yeah, let's stop it. I tell.
Starting point is 00:49:10 If he's like, should I change? I say, yeah. Yeah, but it's not about things like, we don't care as much about clothes. Oh, yeah. Like, do my biceps look good? It doesn't matter. What is asking you? We will not go there.
Starting point is 00:49:23 There's also a story that said Mustang that got in the cop shit, the chase for the cops. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then the cops give up or something? Yeah, the Mustang was too fast. They drove off. That's what I'm talking about. Wait, it got away? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:34 That is so crazy. Yeah, but somebody could have gotten hurt. Yeah, but no one did. Okay. Can't play this one-if scenarios. The Colorado State Patrol. gave up chasing a driver in a car that could only be identified as a dark-colored older model Mustang because the Mustang hit 150 miles per hour.
Starting point is 00:49:50 Yes. You guys shouldn't applaud that. No, no, no, no. Dude, think about it. That's really cool. I mean, it happened. It never happens. They always get caught.
Starting point is 00:49:59 They throw the helicopter up there. And they should always get caught. The driver was going 140 on the interstate when troopers turn on sirens and lights. Then the Mustang sped up. Tripper said they couldn't even get close enough to read the car's license plates. I love that. Yeah. That's like Dukes of Hazard, dude.
Starting point is 00:50:15 Get out of here. I mean, that is the story of a lifetime. You're going to tell your buddies, man, I got away. That's amazing. Yeah, you never hear stories like that. I mean, I just hear someone on the highway. I don't think is that cool. I don't either.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Seriously? Yeah. Like, you want to be whoever that is? Yes. No, no, no. I didn't say that. Didn't your husband run from the cops once? Yeah, I wouldn't even 16.
Starting point is 00:50:37 That's what I'm talking about. Oh, 16. He was in his mom's Camaro, and he just, did not want to get pulled over in her car. And so he was with this best friend Kevin and he was somebody else. And they were like, go, go, go, you got to go. And so, yeah, he ran from the cops. He got busted, though.
Starting point is 00:50:55 Oh, they got caught him. And he had to appear in court and ask the judge for mercy. Oh, wow. See, that's what usually happens. Not the guy in the stank. Uh-uh. No mercy needed. Oh, boy.
Starting point is 00:51:08 35 minutes away from the big race. between Lunchbox who will be running one mile backward while Eddie runs one mile frontward. Normal, normal running. Yeah, and that's why you think it's all yours. Yeah, absolutely. You don't think there's any chance you lose, Eddie? No chance.
Starting point is 00:51:22 Zero chance that I lose. I may even beat him by a quarter of a mile. A whole lap. A whole lap. Lunchbox, how do you feel about this? That's absurd. He thinks he can go a whole lap faster. Like, I don't know what my strategy is going to be
Starting point is 00:51:37 if I'm going to go out fast and make Eddie catch me or if I'm just going to wait and then sprint past Eddie at the end. Do you still feel pretty confident? Absolutely. I don't think he'll run under a 10-minute mile. And that's, I mean, if he's around 12 minutes, we're talking three minutes a lap, that's pretty easy. So you can do that backwards.
Starting point is 00:51:56 Yes. Yeah. Okay, well, that's happening in 35 minutes. Yesterday's my birthday. And, you know, I'm not a big birthday guy. Here's the thing is that I was thinking about this because Amy had put together what was actually a pretty cool party
Starting point is 00:52:12 a lot of people showed up in my house said half a birthday within half an hour every day was gone Probably the best party I've ever been to It's amazing. It was like come in Yay, every day boom boom boom out the door Bobby didn't have to worry about doing anything cleaning anything
Starting point is 00:52:25 I actually thought it would have been less time but I enjoyed watching people mingle but I started to get nervous like ooh Yeah You better get out The gift to Bobby was actually that we were making it really quick. So I was thinking last night,
Starting point is 00:52:39 I have a troubled history of relationships. I never been married or even engaged. But I was thinking, do you see how I just don't accept love? Even at a birthday party? Yeah. Can you imagine dating me? And that's the thing? No. Like, think about that. Think about how frustrated
Starting point is 00:52:54 Amy that you got with me yesterday because I just wouldn't accept love from people. I was frustrated with you yesterday? Yes, because I wouldn't have a party. I know I was. I know. I kind of thought about, I thought about Texas. you after the show. And you're like, sorry for times that I was a little rough. I just get, I'm like, ugh, you know, like, we need to move past this. But I, but also, there's legit hurts and pains associated with that, but we have to move forward. Or you're not going to be
Starting point is 00:53:21 able to move forward in any aspect of receiving love. But it 100% boils down to you don't receive love well. And there was all those people at your house that care about you or they wouldn't have come. I don't know about that. But again, that's just me going. I felt like people were forced to be there or pressured or if they didn't show up. Nope. Nope. They got one text message. Nobody.
Starting point is 00:53:40 There was zero pressure. There wasn't like, hey, FYI, reminder. Hey, you better be there or else. Like, there was no. It was like, hey. I did count how many people are on my payroll of everyone there? Oh, how many? Everybody.
Starting point is 00:53:53 It was over 90%. Yeah. Overnight, wow. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Minus, my kids, although they benefit. My husband.
Starting point is 00:54:02 And Megan, probably, that was, I thought of That's not that too. Yeah. But again, I have two ways to look at it. How I look at it, and I go, everybody's only here because in some way their life is being covered from a job. But that's how you meet people. Or do I just get to employ all my friends? Yes.
Starting point is 00:54:19 It's one of the two. That's what it is. But I lean toward the first one. But again, I was home last night. And I was just going, man, like, it's got to be a bear to date me. Uh-huh. Because I just don't accept love well. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:32 I always think when your relationships go more than like a month, I'm like, dang, that's one patient woman. Yeah. I'm shocked, man. If he's in a relationship, it goes for over a year. But I always wonder, what's wrong with them? Yeah, like, why are they sticking around? Yeah, like, I wonder that too.
Starting point is 00:54:47 I know. I really do. Yeah. Okay. Go ahead. They are very, tend to be very kind, loving, selfless girls. They really are. They have big hearts.
Starting point is 00:54:59 And I feel like they see the potential Bobby has. I mean, Bobby has a big heart for a lot of things. but I think somewhere along the way they want to show him like I'm not going to abandon you because you've been abandoned by people and that's why you have this wall up and I'm going to show you that I can stick around and be there for you and eventually they think he'll change yeah and then I don't and then he doesn't yeah and then he doesn't so it's it is it is what it is yeah it stinks I mean I don't like it but anyway I like the party it's fun go good yeah good that I was worried but that that's perfect I'm glad of you I mean they probably went a little
Starting point is 00:55:34 a little too long. It started to get awkward. After about 10 minutes, I looked at Ray and I was like, hey, man, do, should we get out of here? Because I thought this was supposed to be a pop-up party. And we were like, what do we do? What do we do? And we'd chat it. And I'm just going to tell you, people wanted to silly string you when we walked in.
Starting point is 00:55:48 I told him that was a bad idea. Oh, yeah, I didn't really hear you. I said, uh-uh, uh-uh. Why was that a bad idea in your mind? Because a mess. And you would have been annoyed as all get out. I disagree. I wouldn't have been mad outside
Starting point is 00:56:05 But when I come on my house, she got cleaned Yeah Like a mess's house The point of it would have been picked up I was like oh crap they're coming over I gotta clean up You didn't know who was coming up You didn't know anybody was No but I knew Amy was with kids
Starting point is 00:56:16 Oh okay Yeah I didn't know everybody else was And I saw people walking outside trying to hide I was like this stupidest thing Just come in the house Yeah one of my friends was hiding Like hiding behind the car But the balloons were above the car
Starting point is 00:56:26 And I said huh Random balloons on top of a car That's got to be somebody waiting to get in my house But it was good I did enjoy it Like full sincerity. I appreciated it. Good.
Starting point is 00:56:36 And I enjoyed it. It did drag out. It was really supposed to be 10 minutes. But I'm glad you. I enjoyed it. Let us hang for 30. So you know, we were all there willingly. Like, we wanted to be there.
Starting point is 00:56:47 Yes. I don't know. That's true about it. I'm telling you. It's true. Say I if you wanted to be there. I. Okay, cool.
Starting point is 00:56:52 Lunchbox. Maybe. Yeah, see? There you go. Maybe. Show. Here is Amy's son trying to get the show to play on Alexa. Wanna hear this?
Starting point is 00:57:05 There you go. Let's not play Bobby Buncho. And it's a... Oh. What's... No. I just like Bobby Bonshow. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:21 Come on? He just... Well, yeah, I know. At first, like, some... He's going, play Amy, Bobby Boneshow. So that's why Annie is playing in the background, because Alexa thought Annie. And so he quit saying my name.
Starting point is 00:57:34 So that way. or sometimes they'll just walk up to it and go play mom, Bobby Bone Show. And I don't know where he picked that up from. I don't tell him to go do it, but. Alexa, play Bobby Bonzo. Alyssa, play Bobby Bono show. He's not answer. He says, that's him saying he not answer because Alexa's not answering him.
Starting point is 00:57:57 Is Alexa a guy? I don't know. And yours? No. Oh. But he means she and me means you. me want me want and I'm like no you can say I would like no me want his English getting a lot better though
Starting point is 00:58:10 I know and that was another reason why I liked that audio clip is because when they first got here it wasn't it didn't sound that clear but it's getting so much better does Alexa recognize their accent yeah they'll start to play it I mean besides the confusion but I mean it got close play Amy Bobby Bonchoo play Annie tomorrow tomorrow I love you yeah that's funny I bet they go crazy on that Alexa, don't they? Yeah, sometimes I have to turn her off.
Starting point is 00:58:40 She's unplugged. She's not available anymore right now until tomorrow. Alexa has died, kids. Credit cards are going to stop asking for signatures, period. And they should, because anybody can sign anything. Yeah, that's true. Oh, yeah. If I were stealing something with a credit card and they said, we need you to sign, I say, okay, then I would just sign it.
Starting point is 00:58:57 Scribble. Right. Yeah, I've tested it where I just scribble it, and it just goes right through. Like, nope. They don't stop it. No, but even on the paper. That's very interesting. Why do they have a signature? Because there's nothing to match it to. Even the back of a card when they say,
Starting point is 00:59:10 sign it, don't sign the back of your card because then they'll ask you for ID. If I stole a card, I would just sign the back of the card. Yeah. Oh, you know what my husband has written on the back of his. He doesn't even sign it. He writes in all caps, CID. And if the server, he will tip you more if you ask for his ID. Like when we're eating out, if the server comes back, your credit card says CID, sir. May I see it? and he is like, you know what, you may see it. And then he, like, gives them more money.
Starting point is 00:59:38 Wow. Maybe I should ask him. Hey, buddy. Can see your ID? Yes. He will. Like, he does not like people not checking. Coming up in 19 minutes, we will get the race going, a one-mile foot race between
Starting point is 00:59:50 lunchbox and Eddie. Lunchbox is running backward. Eddie's running frontward. And to clarify, I'm running actually backwards. People are like, are you just running backwards around the track? Like, you know, you're supposed to go clockwise or counterclockwise? I'm running with my back, like, not normal. Yeah, I figure people aren't understanding.
Starting point is 01:00:06 People are confused by that? Yeah, they're confused, obviously. On Twitter, they keep going. So are you just running the opposite direction of Eddie? No, no, no. I'm running backwards. And lunchbox thinks he'll win. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:16 And I do too. You're with Lunchbox? Yes. TeamLB. It's coming up. 19 minutes. Lunchbox are there, buddy. Oh, man, I'm here.
Starting point is 01:00:28 I'm here. How you doing? Good. So Lunchbox and Eddie are both of the track right now. Yeah. You can watch it on Facebook live. And lunchbox will run the mile backward and Eddie will run the mile frontward. And the winner gets cash and bragging.
Starting point is 01:00:44 $100 and $100 are charity of choice. I cannot wait. Woo! Do you feel like you're stretched and ready to go? Oh, I'm ready to go, yeah. Eddie's been doing sit-ups and doing, I don't know what else. He was doing the bicycle thing where he lays on his back and was moving his legs. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Why is he doing that? Yeah. I have no idea because he says that helps. him run faster. All right, put Eddie on, please. Yeah, and I just want to let you know, there's one lady here on the track training for the Boston marathon, and she said, on looks alone, she would pick me to win the race. Running backward.
Starting point is 01:01:14 He didn't say that. Oh, there's Eddie. There's Eddie. Hey, what's up, Bone? How you feeling? I'm good, dude. I'm in the zone right now. I'm in the zone.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Like, he's cracking jokes, but I'm not. I'm thinking about winning. Can you even run a mile forward? Yes, yes. I can run a mile. I think the most I've ever done is about a mile and a half. In your life? Yeah, in my life.
Starting point is 01:01:37 And that's not running completely. That's a little bit of walking. But you still think you can beat lunchbox straight up. Absolutely, but I'm not stopping. I'm not going to walk. I'm going to push through. Even if I feel like I'm getting tired or I can't do it, I'm going to push all the way to and beat him.
Starting point is 01:01:50 Well, here we have it. Well, let's get on the starting line, boys. All right, you ready for starting line. You go, Morgan, too? Help. Want to get back here? Produce ready will be running forward lunchbox will be running backward they will race for one mile Eddie's still in his sweatpants and long sleeve shirt like I feel like he's going to get hot
Starting point is 01:02:10 Are you watching on Facebook Live? Yeah what's lunchbox in? Shorts and a t-shirt Lunch is a good runner yeah he is but he's just going backward that's really awkward Okay boys oh dear Morgan number two are you there I'm here are they on the starting line They are. They're both ready. They have different tactics going on. Yeah, what's Eddie's tactic? Eddie is down on the ground, like one leg down in a lunch position, and lunchbox is just standing straight up. It feels like Eddie's going to exhaust himself before the race starts.
Starting point is 01:02:44 No false starts. Okay, are we ready, Morgan, number two. Yeah, we are. All right, count them down from eight. All right. Eight. Eight. Eight, seven, six, five, four, four. three.
Starting point is 01:03:00 Oh, why are they? They're off. You're watching a delay on Facebook. Amy's yelling at Facebook. Eddie is taking the lead, so that's a good start for him. So Eddie's running frontward, lunchbox is running backward. So Eddie's, his strategy is to get out front early. Oh, do you know.
Starting point is 01:03:18 Yeah, he's out front pretty far right now. And how does lunchbox look? He looks like he's struggling already. Oh, no. What? He tricked me. So we're going to come back. Okay.
Starting point is 01:03:31 They're not. We're only going to. on for three and a half minutes. Okay. When we come back, they won't be done yet. No. Okay, okay. Morgan number two, keep watching.
Starting point is 01:03:38 Everybody can watch on our Facebook page. Okay. All right, we'll catch you back in a minute. Okay, so right now they're running, man. I don't know where they are, but lunchbox is running backward. Eddie is running frontward and the race is for one mile. Morgan number two is standing by Morgan number two. You're at the track right now with them.
Starting point is 01:03:56 Yeah, it's not looking good for lunchbox. Oh, man. He's struggling. Eddie's going to win pretty easily or what? Yeah, Eddie's on his fourth lap, but he's flowing down. Like, he's basically at a walk right now, but lunchbox hasn't hit his fourth lap yet. So there are four laps total. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:13 And Eddie's on the final lap. But he's walking. He's walking. Lunchbox is coming up on the fourth lap. But does he have any energy left? Lunchbox has a lot of energy. Eddie can't even say hi to us. Lunchbox keeps talking to us every lap.
Starting point is 01:04:27 So. No, you got to keep running backwards. What did he say? He goes, if I can turn around, I'll catch him. Yeah, he thinks he'll catch up to him. Because Eddie really is basically at a walk right now. He's barely hanging on. So how far is Lunchbox back from Eddie?
Starting point is 01:04:43 They're probably about half of the track away from each other. Oh, tell Lunchbox to just hurry it up. Speed up. He can do this. And it's only four laps, right? Yeah. Yes, but Lunchbox's strides are really small compared to Eddie's. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:57 He's going backwards. How's Eddie looking now? Eddie's coming around the bin. So he's about to hit the finish line. He is probably going like two miles per hour. He is not running hardly at all at this point. Does lunchbox have a chance to catch him? It's not looking like it unless lunchbox just hits the gas right now.
Starting point is 01:05:16 Don't think it's going to happen, though. Mike Ditt's on Facebook Live. What are you seeing? Eddie's coming down the stretch. But is there any chance lunchbox is just sandbagging and he's just going to take off? It's a little rough. No. No.
Starting point is 01:05:29 Oh, wow. No. No. So Eddie's pretty close to the finish line right now. He's about 100 meters away. Okay, we're just going to sit here and take it all in. As Morgan number two talks us down to Eddie running forward, the champion. Eddie, you're almost here.
Starting point is 01:05:45 Come on, you've got to push it, though. Is Eddie struggling? Yeah, but you know, he's about to round the corner. So he'll start spreading out, I bet. You're way behind. Eddie is crossing the finish line right now. There he is, the big winner. Eddie takes it home running forward.
Starting point is 01:06:03 Hi, hey, Bones. Oh my goodness. Dude, you ran a mile, not a marathon. Dude, that was a hard mile, especially after turn four, you start going against the win. It gets really tough,
Starting point is 01:06:18 but Bones, I want to thank all my fans out there for supporting me. Yeah. And everyone that thinks lunchbox is always the winner. They're wrong. They are wrong. Here he comes, Bones. He's coming.
Starting point is 01:06:30 I'm going to be the champ and encourage him. Okay, you do that. You be the bigger man. Eddie, won the race. Let me be the bigger man. Come on, lunchbox. You can go. You can go, baby.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Let's go. Come on, lunchbox. Champ is here. Sam is here. Go on, go, go, go. That's a boy. That's a boy. Lunchy.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Woo! Well, well, well. Eddie, congratulations on your big win. Thank you, Bowens. It's just me now. Box, do you have anything to say? Oh, yeah, he got lucky. It's not my best day.
Starting point is 01:07:03 But he said he's going to beat me by a lap. He beat me about 150 yards. Okay, it doesn't matter who beats you by way. He won. So Eddie, who you donate the charity money to? He's not even around. He's fuking. He's got his hands on his knees and he's over by the fence.
Starting point is 01:07:22 Are you disappointed in your run, Lunchbox? I did pretty well. He started off a little. I thought he would. I thought he'd die. He gutted it out. He got the W, no excuses except for I ran backwards. He ran forwards. That was the whole challenge.
Starting point is 01:07:38 That's the way God made him. That was the whole... Yeah, yeah. That's a whole... I mean, I'll just say it this way. You gave me one lap forward and three backwards, he was dead me. Okay. We're not... No. We should have done that. No, we shouldn't have. The whole thing was backward versus forward. Eddie's the winner today. Come on back to the studio. If you can pick Eddie up and get him over here.
Starting point is 01:07:58 I start on American Idol Sunday night. I know. I have it on my calendar. Yeah, do you? Yeah. Well, so last night, they turned it into the top 24. So everybody that made it I've met and I know and I've mentored. And you have to also understand they didn't ask me to come in and teach them how to sing.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Yeah, you're a mentor of, well, you haven't really said exactly. Well, they brought someone in who can do comedy, who can do TV, who can do radio, who can. They wanted someone to teach them stage presence. All of that. Makes sense. This radio thing. Anybody can do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:08:33 But so that's why I went in and I really can't say about what I did yet. And I don't even know how much they're going to use. Like I'm the only mentor to the top 24, but I don't know what they're going to do. So you're going to be seeing you and what they used of you just like everybody else does. Yeah. So there's this girl Katie Turner and she's the one I posted on my Instagram. Have you seen any of the show? No, but I saw you post about her on Instagram.
Starting point is 01:08:55 Okay. So she's an oddball, but she's like, really awesome and awkward. And you're like, oh, this is going to be one of those bad auditions, and then she's really good. So you can go over to Instagram. I was just kind of loaded up, ready to post that last night. And then once I posted it, I didn't know if I was getting in trouble, but I guess they don't care. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:25 They're all in. You're good. Here is Shannon O'Hara singing a Katie Perry song last night. Unconditional. I don't know who makes it past the top 24. I don't think. Because I only saw them perform a couple songs. Okay.
Starting point is 01:09:45 I didn't even know them as singers when I was working with them. Oh. But they would say, hey, this is, this girl has an issue singing to the back of the room. Okay, so I would go up and say, hey, listen, here's the thing. Like, in my band, you know,
Starting point is 01:09:58 and they had them learn about me because they don't know what I was. Who knows who I am? Some of them did, yeah, I take that back. One of the girls is going to be, she's from Pittsburgh. She's going to be at my comedy show this weekend. Because now we can know each other since it's known that she's in the top 24.
Starting point is 01:10:11 Yeah. Yeah. So yeah, that'd be Sunday night. I haven't seen anything either. They showed my face for like one second last night on the preview clip. Is that weird? No. I mean, I was hoping it's going to be more, honestly.
Starting point is 01:10:23 I thought they were going to do a whole tease about me coming up next week, a guy you've never heard of. Bobby Bowles. It's going to be mentoring idols you've never heard of either. Or wait. Yeah. So that would be next Sunday night. You should watch it. No, I'm going to.
Starting point is 01:10:34 I told you I would be all in once you were on. Yeah? Yep. You want to be all in? Early and invest? Nope. You're watching Wild Wild Country? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:10:42 I'm trying to. I want to finish that so bad, but I just don't have the time to binge it like I want to. But it's at a point where I need to know what's going to happen. I'm about to Google it. How many episodes are you in? I think I just finished the fourth one, so maybe I've watched the beginning of five. And there's six. And Wild Wild Wild Country is a documentary on Netflix, a six-part series about a cult that goes into Oregon.
Starting point is 01:11:03 I mean, it's the craziest real story. The fact that I just, that's the other fascinating part is I had never heard of it. And had you not told me about it, I still would never know that this happened in America and it's crazy. Yeah, it's called Wild, Wild Country, if you guys want to check that out. Its newest sensation is snorting condoms. What on earth? I don't even understand. Well, so remember when people would eat tith pods?
Starting point is 01:11:27 Yes. Yeah, yeah. So this time people are getting on YouTube and they're snorting a condom through their nose and they're pulling it out through their throat. It's disgusting. I mean, now I get it. What have you snored? Is it guaranteed to come out your throat? Like if you snort it, it can't get stuck in there?
Starting point is 01:11:43 I don't know there's a contract involved or there's a guarantee or not. Do you want to try it? Oh, lunchbox, try it. Oh, I don't know. You have to like. Wait, who has a condom? I don't. I'm still embarrassed by them.
Starting point is 01:11:57 Mike D. At 38 years old. No, Lancho shouldn't do that. All the kids out there are listening. Don't put it on YouTube. Yeah. Don't do that. Don't put it on YouTube.
Starting point is 01:12:08 Don't do it. Amy, sum up your parenting style in three words. I have no. Winging it. So, I don't know. I'm winging it. I'm winging it. Okay.
Starting point is 01:12:22 Here's some others that were given by parents. Whatever works today. Trial and error. Take no prisoners. Whoa. Man. And laugh, cry, pray. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:12:34 I do that. Yeah. You do a lot of praying. And crying. Do you? Normally more praying, I'm crying. And then when we're laughing, I'm more prayers, like I'm thankful. I'm praying.
Starting point is 01:12:47 I don't want to make it sound so negative. Do you see where Channing Tatum's getting divorced? I did. Not shocking at all. Well, I mean, I never think I know any celebrity. Either way, I never want to go, oh, I just can't believe it. I can't believe they'd been together for eight, nine years. That was the more shocking part to you?
Starting point is 01:13:02 Yeah, I thought maybe they'd been together three. Another Hollywood couple of split on Monday evening, Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan? Hey Morgan, too. How do you say her name? I think it's Dewan. I think you pronounced it right. They announced their separation after nine years of marriage. Here's the joint statement. We have lovingly chosen to separate as a couple. We fell deeply in love so many years ago and have had a magical journey together. Absolutely nothing has changed about how much we love one another.
Starting point is 01:13:26 No. But love is a beautiful adventure that is taking us on different paths now. Okay, so what really happened? I don't know. It goes on to say, there are no secrets nor salacious events. events at the root of our decision. Just two best friends realizing it's time to take some space and help each other live the most joyous fulfilled lives as possible. Okay. Your favorite Channing Day of movie?
Starting point is 01:13:49 Oh, 21 Jump Street. Step Up to the streets. They met and Step Up. Oh, that's a good one. Oh, she's an actress too. I thought it's just because he got super famous and so it's like, okay. No, I think Bobby's right. They met during Step Up.
Starting point is 01:14:03 I still think he's super famous. And that's what happens. He got super famous like, okay, time to. I wonder what really happened, though. there's always secrets. They said no secrets or salacious events. There's always secrets. Well, and that they say, what do you say?
Starting point is 01:14:15 We still love each other as much as we did. Yeah, that's not true. It's not the same. But anyway, before they got together, she dated Justin Timberlake. She did? Yeah. What happened with that?
Starting point is 01:14:27 She did as Shane West. I don't know who Shane West is. You know who Shane West is? No. No. Oh, yeah, yeah. He was on ER. How do you know that?
Starting point is 01:14:38 Did you Google that or you just know that? I know that. Do you watch ER? I used to. I loved ER. Really? Yeah. I'm not surprised.
Starting point is 01:14:46 He was in a walk to remember. Okay. And he's on... I really have no idea. I just am done talking about it. I'm like, okay. Cool. What else?
Starting point is 01:14:56 He was in the spy drama, Nikita. Okay. On C.W. All right. I'm just telling you. So she's been with a few other high profile people. But yeah, she's pretty good looking, huh? Of course.
Starting point is 01:15:09 She's beautiful. Oh, she is pretty hot. Yeah. Yeah, you might want to hit her up on Instagram. She's single. Yeah, you are going to be on. Is that what I want to do right now? Bobby, you are going to be on American Idol.
Starting point is 01:15:19 Hey, Janet Tatum Duon. Look for me on ABC on Sunday night at 7 Central. Because what this means is they've been broken up for a while that they're just now announcing it. So she's ready to date. When they announce it, that means they're ready to see other people. Yeah, I don't know that that's the case. Try it. Prove me wrong.
Starting point is 01:15:37 in what regard slide into her DM I can't you can't just slide into someone's DM unless they're following you they don't see it unless they're looking for it
Starting point is 01:15:49 okay how do you she didn't follow you I don't think she does well send her a picture maybe she'll start following you I'll send her a video of me snorting a condom
Starting point is 01:15:58 and be like hey look how cool I am don't call her Channing Tatum Dewan though or whatever you called her I'm not trying to no stop it oh dear well yeah so that
Starting point is 01:16:07 happened. Amy was surprised. The lunchbox wasn't. No, I'm not surprised at all. They started out. He was not very famous. She wasn't very famous. They're just kind of getting their career started. He becomes super famous. He's like, I'm not going to wait my time with this girl that no one knows. Okay, that is not what happens. It happens all the time. And how do you know? Then why haven't you done this to your wife? I'm not their level yet. I'm still kind of mediocre. Yes. I'm famous. I'm famous on a little level, but I could get bigger. Do you think they'll reach a point where maybe you have to second guess your relationship
Starting point is 01:16:39 if you get so famous? Probably. I mean, let's see who else has done it. Wasn't Blake Shelton married and then he got super famous? All right, time to move on. You mean... But he was married to someone else famous? No, to the first wife. First wife. That's what I'm saying. She wasn't famous. See ya. I don't know that's the case. In my eyes, it's the case.
Starting point is 01:16:58 Who else? Go ahead of your eyes. Gwen Stefani. Okay, same. But she was with Gavin Rostale. Yeah, but she's way more famous. He's missing him. Got rid of him. I don't think that's a good comparison though. What's Gavin Rossdale doing now? Collecting alimony from Gwen Stefani because she's making big bucks. You don't even know that's true. You're just saying words at this point. He said that great Rossdale. Go ahead. Google him and find out what he's doing. He's leading Bush.
Starting point is 01:17:23 Yeah, he's the lead singer of Bush, man. Yeah, they're opening up for the raging idiots next year. No, glycerine was in 1992, guys. Come on. Okay. Who else has been married and gotten rid of their other person? Well, you said everybody, so it's true. Well, I'm trying to think of other celebrities that have divorced. The one I'm shocked by, I'll give him that, is Matt Damon. That girl was a bartender, and he married her and they're still together. That blows my mind. Why?
Starting point is 01:17:48 Like, why can't two people just fall in love because of two people? I just, I can't believe that. It's just crazy to me. It is pretty amazing that she was a waitress or whatever, and that's how they met. I think that they. What's wrong with single mom bartender? Nothing. I'm not saying what he's saying.
Starting point is 01:18:05 You guys are haters right on. No, no, I'm not. I'm saying, wow, that is awesome that he met someone there and then they fell in love. Maybe it's because they're not in the same industry and there's not competition. Wow. Yeah. That could be it. Yeah, look at you two haters.
Starting point is 01:18:21 Wait, don't want me with him. I'm saying it's cool that they met that way. Amy, it's okay to be on my team every once in a while. I was and you lost. Oh, the race. Oh, it's true. You did. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:32 So on that. Oh, well, who else? Give me some other celebrities. No, no, you said everybody, so you didn't call everybody. I nailed it. Okay, thank you. Here's Amy's Pile of Stories. So, Fortnite's this crazy video game.
Starting point is 01:18:46 It's like all the rage right now. And I guess kids, yeah, yeah. Okay, so kids are playing it in school. And a teacher wrote the dude that created Fortnite. And I was like, kids can't be playing this in school. So the creator put at the beginning of the game, Mr. Hillman says stop playing in class. That's funny.
Starting point is 01:19:04 So when you log on, like, I mean, some people I guess don't know what the teacher is, but some of the students are like, what? That's our teacher. That's funny. So pretty comical. So yes, save it for it at home. Don't play it during school. Daddy fever is a thing.
Starting point is 01:19:18 You heard of it? Daddy fever. Interesting. Is it like cat scratch fever? No, but normally you just hear about women having baby fever. But if the men are the ones really craving a child, it's called Daddy Fevers. and there's a growing number of men that are getting it and they're pressuring their partners to have kids like they're the ones saying it not the women and some are going as far as
Starting point is 01:19:43 to replace birth control pills with baby aspirin which is a little psychotic well turnabout's fair play I had a nickel for every time someone took a needle through my car no I'm just getting it doesn't never happen that only it's like what is it amy snorted okay so let's say you you're waking up and you feel like you just under-sleved, you did not get the rest that you needed, some things that you need to do right away. Open your curtains, boom, first thing you do. But what about if you're us in the dark.
Starting point is 01:20:10 This is for normal people, Bobby, not us. But let's say you have the opportunity to get some natural light. It tells your body right away to stop producing melatonin, which will help, you know, you wake up. And then a cold shower, it really does work. I've been saying this for years. Hop in a cold shower.
Starting point is 01:20:27 It makes you breathe faster, increases your oxygen intake, and speeds up your circulation. And it also makes you miserable. No, it doesn't. Before this show, I would say three out of the five days, I take a cold shower. And get excited because Bud Light Orange is hitting shelves. Bud Light Lime, they've had a big sales drop over the past five years.
Starting point is 01:20:48 So Budweiser is switching it up and busting out orange. And it tastes like a mix of Bud Light and orange soda. Exploring a new citrus, I see. Interesting. Okay. You can start seeing it in stores across the country. I'm Amy, that's my pile. That was Amy's pile of stories.
Starting point is 01:21:06 There he is. Have a seat right there. Kevin Greup from Better Than Nazare, everybody. Look at this guy's here. You guys don't mess around. I walk in in your life. Yeah, you walk in, we're ready to go. By the way, let me say this real quick.
Starting point is 01:21:20 Kevin's a friend of mine. He has Pilgrimage Festival. We're going to talk about that at one second. But you came up on the show because producer Eddie here, saw you at the movies. Hey, Kevin. Good to see you again. I was thinking, brother, and he said hi to you, and you know who he was, and he was offended.
Starting point is 01:21:35 Wait, at the movies? Oh, come on. Is that what you said? Yeah. Did you hear this segment? No, I wasn't listening, no. There is no feed out there. Tell me.
Starting point is 01:21:43 Do you remember seeing me at the movie? What? Yesterday? No, no. It's a few weeks. I went to the movies. I went and saw Ready Player 1. Oh.
Starting point is 01:21:51 There's a few weeks ago. I think we were watching Peter Rabbit. And you walked right by me. We were sitting on the same row, and you had popcorn in one hand and Coke another. And I walked by him. Kevin, good to see you. And you're like, hey, man. And kept on walking.
Starting point is 01:22:03 No, I said, bone show. No. Oh, he didn't tell us that part. Yeah, I did. You did? Yes. See, he painted you as a villain, Kevin. No, I said, that's unfair.
Starting point is 01:22:12 Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Eddie. Then I said, you want some popcorn. No, you did. Yeah, I do. Kevin, you didn't offer me.
Starting point is 01:22:19 Huh. Man. Wow. Well, I just want you. I thought we had a moment there in the low light of the movie theater. Did you see Peter Rabbit? I did. Do you like it?
Starting point is 01:22:28 I thought it was amazing. really? Yeah. I really thought they did a great job. It was funny, smart. What did you think? Eddie? I didn't see it. I don't have kids.
Starting point is 01:22:37 Actually, you don't have to have kids to go see this. It's got James... Hey, because I'm going to fix his microphone. We have a big star in here. His microphone's brookery. I've got a rather flaccid mic stand right now. Thank you. Is it better?
Starting point is 01:22:48 Okay. Kevin's here. Are you guys playing pilgrimage? I'm going to. I've got a solo album that's going to come out this fall. You do? I do. How about that?
Starting point is 01:22:56 The world has been waiting. Bobby. I know you've been waiting. I have been waiting. I have been waiting. I'm a big fan. Here's a little clip of Better Than Ezra. So you're putting out a solo record, huh? I am. Is this news? It is news. Well, it's not really, we haven't done a press release or anything like that. But yeah, BMG, the fine folks just down the street are going to put it out.
Starting point is 01:23:19 What kind of record is it? It's, you know, it's my songwriting and my singing, but it sounds different from better than Ezra. It's going to be a little more spare and stripped down. You know, I listen. Maybe you can hear some Ryan Adams, some head in the heart in it. some, you know, little bobby bones in there. Oh, yes, of course. I'm actually in it. What's that sound like?
Starting point is 01:23:39 He's on the decks. By the way, Kevin wrote this. Do you know that? I did not. Yeah. I did. I like this one. That's a good one.
Starting point is 01:23:51 What'd you write for Bar-Nagia ladies? I've written a lot of songs with those guys. I'm a huge fan. Odds are. Going to Walk. Songs of the new album like Looking Up. bringing it home, duct tape heart. Look at you.
Starting point is 01:24:08 Oh, yeah. How are you making the most money now? Public appearances, Bobby. Yeah? You know, mall openings, TGI Friday, stuff like that. Probably songwriting still. You know, it's just the gift that keeps giving. You write every day?
Starting point is 01:24:26 I do. I do. I'll be leaving here and going to my studio in Franklin, Tennessee, and summoning the muse. Hopefully she'll do that dance with me. I rarely geek out on people. And every time I've seen Kevin in an airport, I've geeked out every single time.
Starting point is 01:24:40 It's kind of a moment. People are like, whoa, what's going on? I'm like, do you remember me on Bobby? He's like, yeah, I've been on your show and I've played the million-dollar show with you. That was a blast, by the way. Oh, thanks, man. For me, it was cool to be able to play those songs.
Starting point is 01:24:52 Oh, yeah. Well, it was very cool. I got a lot of likes when I posted us together on Instagram. That's what I do. I have a bunch of accounts, and I go like all your pictures. It's nuts. All right, so Kevin's here because on Friday of last week, tickets went on sale to the Pilgrimage Festival. So what is your role in this?
Starting point is 01:25:10 You are your founder, partner? What's that mean? Well, so Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, in 2013, I took a run from my house out a mile from my house. And I found myself out at Harlinsdale Farm in Franklin, Tennessee. And I was like, oh, my God, this is the best setting for a music festival I've ever seen. and ran home, called a couple of buddies out of breath, and here we are now about to embark on year four this September. It was really just an idea I had.
Starting point is 01:25:41 And, you know, I, my partners grew up going to New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival down in New Orleans. And you know that. This is this multi-genre festival, showcased the best music, arts, cuisine, merchants of the deep south, like New Orleans area. And I had this idea. I was like, wait a second. I'm in Music City, 16 miles from downtown Nashville, a mile and a half from my heart. 65 in Franklin, Tennessee, and nobody's doing a festival like this. It showcases all the music of Nashville.
Starting point is 01:26:07 And that was the idea, the DNA right there. And it's taken off. I think Lionel Richie is playing. I'm going from memory here. Lionel Richie's playing it this year. Oh, you have the poster. And it was pristine, and I turned on your street. And I spilled coffee on this poster.
Starting point is 01:26:24 Oh, wow. I got to get a new one. Right. But here you go. I would keep the coffee-stained one. Jack White, Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie. Oh, Counting Crows. You know those guys?
Starting point is 01:26:34 I do. I got some good... We need to talk off there. I got some great Adam Durrit's stories. Favorite band, that's my favorite band. After Better Than Ezra. Thank you. Thank you.
Starting point is 01:26:43 Thank you. I mean, I'm a huge fan. I'm a huge fan of Counting Crows. Counting Crows are here. Bleachers. We could just do, we could just do Acapella, greatest hits. Do you know what you should do? You should kind of my house into the Bobbycast.
Starting point is 01:26:54 I'm down. Because I would geek out. You think I geeked out on stage with you. Just wait. Wait until he gets you in his house. Yeah, right? Kevin's playing at Kev Mo, Pete Yorne. I mean, this is Jillian Jacqueline.
Starting point is 01:27:05 So it's a little bit of everything, huh? Like a little bit of all the office stuff. It is, you know, because my whole thing is, you know, if you look at people's Spotify playlist or whatever playlist they have, it's not one type of music. It's kind of schizophrenic. It's all over the place. And I wanted a festival that reflected what people really do listen to. You don't listen to Only Country.
Starting point is 01:27:23 Most people don't. You know, you've got some pop in there and some 80s hair metal, you know. And that idea is kind of resists. with a lot of people. Amos Lee. Come on. Right. Did you just go to my list and make a festival or what? We got Dawes there too. And Hozier has a new album. I've heard the single that they're going to put out the beginning of summer. That's insane. And then look, Chris Stapleton. And here's a deal. I don't know him. Yeah, he's an upstart, brash, young guy. Kind of like Dan and Chee, but not, you know, not that ed. His interior? Yeah. Little, not as much appellation on the chest.
Starting point is 01:28:01 Um, yes, so Stapleton. And if you look on Justin Timberlake's tour schedule, he's off that weekend. Now, now that's interesting. You say that because he's also, how is he involved in this though? So, because he had line last year. He's a partner. Okay. And he's one of your buddies that you just called after your run.
Starting point is 01:28:20 You know what? I wish. I wish. Because that's what when you said that. We become friends. I was picturing you being like, yo, Justin. Yo, Justin. I was, uh, I managed this.
Starting point is 01:28:31 artist named Nawaz, who's kind of like a Justin meets DeAngelo, New Orleans kid. He's on Capitol Records. And before he was signed, Justin's team at Villa 40 approached me about them putting out the album. And we had a great lunch at Pinewood Social. And towards the end, I was like, man, you know, I kind of saw an opening. I was like, you guys should come to Pilgrimage Festival. And both of them were like, we went. It was awesome. I was like, well, let's, Justin's move into, Leepers Fork. Why don't you guys, you know, curate his staff? or something, and that's how the dialogue started. And then we realized we had all these mutual friends and just step by step, really natural.
Starting point is 01:29:07 You know, J.T. and his team came in, and it's been really cool. And so what you're saying is, you don't know what he's doing at this time, but you could possibly be around somewhere. He may be around somewhere near the festival this September 22nd, 23rd. Tickets are on sale. They're going fast. So I would suggest you go to pilgrimage festival.com. Get your tickets for Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie, Jack White.
Starting point is 01:29:29 Yeah, look at that. Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie. Jack White, Counting Crows, Amos Lee, El King. El King. She's awesome. Yeah. The cool thing about doing these festivals is all the labels or managers, they send me the new singles and the new music. Like the new El King stuff is insane. It's great. Got a chance to know her from Dirk's because her Dirk did this big song together. Such a good song.
Starting point is 01:29:51 Well, thanks for stopping by, man. You know I'm a fan. You know I'm a fan. You know I'm a fan. Whatever you need for me. And I'm going to get you over the house and we'll do the podcast. We'll do it. We'll do the long form. I get gritty though. Really? Just no holds bar. Do I cry usually? Do your guests usually weep? I'm naked when I do it. I'm going to bring my ukulele.
Starting point is 01:30:09 And we're going to do ukulele, partially nude counting crows review. I'm into it. You be partially, I'll be fully. All right, Kevin Griffin, PilgrimageFestable.com, Stapleton, Lionel Richie, Jack White, so many others. Even just go look at the lineup. And thanks, man. We'll see you soon. Dude, always.
Starting point is 01:30:25 Thank you. Kevin Griffin, everybody. What's on the agenda for today, Amy, Amy? Going to Top Golf. For your kids? Yeah, well, and my husband and then a couple of like, two other couples, like a day day. But my kids are enrolled in some like golf camp thing there. So apparently now I need to brush up on my skills.
Starting point is 01:30:47 I think this is your husband wanting to play golf and he's got everybody else involved. Like that's really what I think. Oh, 100%. There's no denial, but I'm not going to be left out. I'm not. Amen to that. Yeah. So bring it.
Starting point is 01:30:58 Lunchbox. I'm taking a nap today. I'm going to take a long nap. I didn't get much sleep last night. I was up late. Watch a basketball game? Yeah. I had a soccer game, so I had to record the games. I had to watch the game after my soccer game. So you watch the whole game after the game if you haven't recorded and you don't just watch the last quarter? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:31:17 Or half. See what the NBA is going to start offering at the last two minutes of a game that you can buy online for like 99 cents. Oh, I kind of like that. Oh, that's cool. So you have your card already uploaded into if Twitter is the user or wherever. And a lot of people said the NBA is just decided in the last two minutes. So you get an alert going, hey, the last two minutes, the game's on between, you know, Cleveland and Golden State. So you can pay 99 cents and watch it.
Starting point is 01:31:39 That's kind of interesting. I'll probably do that never. Yeah, never were a third. Yeah. Oh, boy. Bobbybowons.com is our website. I don't know what I was supposed to have some stuff happening today, but I am not feeling good. What were you going to do?
Starting point is 01:31:51 Well, Al Dina was coming to the house to do a bobbycast. I don't know if I can pull that off. You mean me to fill in? We were helping you would invite everybody at your birthday party to do a bobbycast. there were too many people. I know. I didn't even show him about my house. No, you didn't.
Starting point is 01:32:06 I know. Stevenson got in trouble going up to your room. Did you know he went up there? No. Well, his sister told on him. Oh, did she go thumbs down? Yeah, he made a poor choice. Well, we had a thing, like, if y'all, like, when we were driving over there, we just
Starting point is 01:32:18 want to make sure they were on their best behavior. So my husband pulled out a dollar and was like, whoever, you know, behaves the best at the party gets this dollar. And so in the car ride home, we're trying to decide who to behave the best. because I thought they were both awesome. And then my daughter is like, Stevenson went into Bobby's room without Bobby knowing. Nobody had no permission and he went and snooped around.
Starting point is 01:32:39 And I was like, okay, so sure, you get the dollar. You get the dollar. I should do that with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, who gets the dollar today? Because he needs to learn. When you're a guest in someone's home, you don't go sneak into their bedroom.
Starting point is 01:32:50 That's a good point. You know what I'm missing a lot of prescriptions. Wow, check his back. Amy sending them into steel prescriptions. Okay, here's what you do. Go into the mirror cabinet in the bathroom and just grab them all. Okay.
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