The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox & Eddie’s Big Race + Bobby Gets A Surprise Birthday Party
Episode Date: April 3, 2018Lunchbox and Eddie see who can run a faster mile and Bobby gets a surprise birthday party Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for priva...cy information.
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It's the post-show pre-show.
We record this before you get to hear the rest of the show,
but it's after the show.
I don't even know if that ever makes sense.
It makes sense.
We recorded this after the show you're about to hear is over.
But it goes to record.
Let me say this.
I had this whole show.
You won't hear it.
I don't know if you're here or not,
but I was really sick.
I was hanging out in the bathroom.
I never leave the studio.
You were visiting the trash can every time.
Yeah.
And I went to the bathroom a lot and just hung out and would run back.
Yeah.
So just know that.
As you heard the show, I hope you fought through it, man.
I hope you fill my pain.
I'm doing the post show now.
Amy just came back in.
Yep, yep, yep.
I'm fine.
not sick. I was in the restroom, but not sick. I'd have like stomach sick.
You what? Like stomach sick. I know.
You think they're the cheese cake cubes? No, I know. No, because I think more people would be sick.
I don't think it's that. I think I have something wrong with me. Probably deadly.
Oh, dear. Deadly. Yeah, so we're going to hit the show now. Thank you. And the race between
lunchbox and Eddie and all that crap. All right. Bye.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bones.
Good morning. Welcome to the show. Moro studio. Morning.
So lunchbox is having a baby in August, right?
Yes, August 29th is the due date.
Due date is then you're going to induce if you have to.
Is it coming at natural?
I suppose it's come out natural.
Just whenever they say due date, that's what the doctor says is, it's due that day.
I don't know what it means.
So late August.
Yeah.
Baby box update.
And what's happening with that?
Oh, man, nothing we celebrated Easter this past weekend.
I was nice enough.
I got my should be child.
Easter basket? Oh, wow.
He didn't.
Oh, you, what do you mean? I got him.
I got the child of the Easter basket.
So Eddie got your unborn
child to Easter basket?
Eddie's wife got my child in Easter basket.
Why did he do this? It keeps going links and links away.
Eddie's taking credit, he didn't do it.
So your wife, that's cute.
That's sweet, thoughtful. So your wife gave his wife
Easter basket. You two aren't even in the equation.
No, not really. But I didn't know, I was trying to get
some credit. So,
I heard that you failed.
at home back in the day.
Well, yes, I took
parenting something or some other
in the high school and you had to take
one of those crying babies for extra credit
and my brother's friend
Jimmy Hall were in the library
before school and he
snuck up behind, took the baby and he punted
it across the library.
Your baby. My baby.
So the librarian wrote a note to my teacher
Ms. Farmer, Ms. Farmer got it.
And instead of getting extra credit, I got like
a bad grade on the
project. So your baby was punted. Yes. Across the library by Jimmy Hall. Thanks, Jimmy.
Did you fail the class? No, I didn't fail the class, but I didn't get as good a grade as I should have.
Will you guard your future baby from any punting? Yeah, I should be able to do a little bit better job.
Someone probably won't punt it, but Jimmy is a couple years older than me. I thought it was funny.
I was trying to copy someone's homework real quick before school started and I took your eye off the baby.
I wasn't paying attention to the baby. And I realized then you always got to pay attention to the baby.
That's it.
Yeah, so hopefully no one tries to pump my baby.
There you go.
Baby Box Update.
By the way, lunchbox and Eddie race today, the big race.
Eddie runs frontward.
I feel good.
Lunchbox runs backwards.
I feel better.
They're getting one mile race.
They're competing for cash, for themselves, and for charity.
What if you want to, what if I said you keep both of it for yourself?
Okay.
Oh, even more.
Oh, never mind.
Never mind.
Yeah, don't do that.
Let's do it right now.
my pants on. I'll raise them right now.
With your pants on?
Remember when lunchbox was going to punch morning number two?
Oh, yeah. Yeah. And my jeans.
Oh, jeans. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry, Eddie, threw me off with your pants. I was like,
so you're running with your pants?
Let's get started here.
Recognizing people doing cool things. It's ICU.
Listen to this one here. There's a 17-year-old kid named Michael Brown from Houston.
He applied to 20, and he went one to 20 of the best colleges in the United States.
and he was admitted to every single one of them with a full ride
over a quarter million dollars in scholarships.
I was just thinking about us, though.
It's crazy.
Like, did you apply anywhere?
I have one place, and I didn't get in.
Wait, what?
I'm the exact opposite of that.
So where did you apply?
Texas A&M.
And you didn't get in?
So the only place I wanted to go.
Didn't get in.
But then later, later you did, though.
Later, I just didn't really, my GPA, I was more of a social butterfly.
Oh, did you apply?
for that scholarship. This is a butterfly scholarship.
No. But I didn't get in.
It's where my sister was and I was like
oh, this is devastating and plus I was
really embarrassed because all my friends applied to like
all these Ivy League schools and of course they all got in
and so I moved
to college station so it's basically like
I went there but I went to Blin for my first
year, my freshman year and I was
so determined I left there with a 3.9
GPA and got into Texas
A&M like that. So my
sophomore year I was over at A&M.
Lunchbox you applied for
The University of Texas at San Antonio because it didn't have an essay and my mom filled out the application.
Oh, so you never actually applied for anything yourself?
No, I never applied for anything.
My mom was like, what about UTSA?
And I was like, sounds good to me.
She got the application, filled it out and sent it in.
And that's how I got into college.
UTSA, also known as the Harvard of San Antonio.
That's right.
And what about you, Mr. Bobby Bowes?
He probably's like that kid, 20.
Yeah, Harvard.
Harvard.
I was going to get Yale, but decided.
First of all, you're all being rude.
I was lucky enough, I took the ACT in seventh grade, and I nailed it in seventh grade.
Oh, so you went to Columbia.
No, no, no, no.
I was going to go to Arkansas, and then I got a job in radio when I was right in high school, then to high school.
And so then I didn't go into Henderson State because it was an hour away.
But there's no crazy story.
I did rock that ACT, though.
I didn't.
And I took the SAT three times.
Oh, I took it one time.
Got a 10-10.
Got those four digits.
I was good to go.
Didn't care.
Was that it?
Four digits are good?
Yeah, that's all I cared about.
10, 10, I was out of there.
Woo-hoo!
One time, mom filled out the application, but I did get a scholarship, so talks to me.
For your SAT?
No, no, no.
Austin, Livestock, and Rodeo.
Yes.
Wait, but you don't know anything about livestock or rodeo?
No, no, it was because I was in so many clubs in high school.
It was about involvement.
And I would just sign up for clubs and never go to the meetings, just pay the $10
due so I could put it on my applications.
Kids, this is not the show to listen to.
Mimic.
Uh-huh.
Yeah.
Don't be like this guy.
Why, I got a scholarship.
What?
Or this girl.
I didn't do anything wrong.
I didn't say anything about you.
I just looked over at you.
I was just going to say something else.
Well, okay, let's say.
I know.
If anything, I showed that if you apply yourself, which I clearly didn't in high school,
but that one year at Blinn when I left there with a three nine, clearly all I needed to do was.
And then you graduated, right?
From A&M?
Yeah.
Yes.
Five years after.
That's okay.
That's okay.
Amy admitted later on in a show.
Like many, many years, she goes, I didn't graduate college.
It's okay, but you're a doctor, though, now.
No.
But I went back and completed the three hours and I have my diploma.
It says 2008, but better late than never.
All right, we got to go to the news.
Ray, standing by with the news.
Ray, over to you, buddy.
The Bobby Bones Show.
Big three stories.
It's producer Raymond.
Two small planes collided at an Indiana airport last night,
killing two firefighters.
one plane was landing, the other was taking off.
In lottery news in New Jersey, we're still waiting for the winner to come forward.
They reviewed surveillance footage and said the winner is a male and a regular customer,
but that's all they told us.
The winner has a year to come forward.
And finally, congrats to Villanova on winning National Basketball Championship.
They beat Michigan 7962 last night.
I'll play a song from the beginning.
Just give me the first line of the song.
Okay.
So, for example,
Kelsey Ballerini Dibs
It'll stop when it's time to give me the lyrics
Yeah, boy
That's a different song
Oh, man
Wow
That one would have been
I know everybody wants you
I know everybody wants you
Yeah, of course
That ain't no secret
Okay
Oh, now you got it
This song's harder than you would think
It is
Peter Pan
Oh, that wasn't Peter Pan
No, no
Okay, the game starts now
Amy, ready.
Ready.
Zach Brown band Chicken Fried.
First line.
Little bit.
No, no.
I mean, you're actually close, but that's not it.
No.
You know, well, I'm a chicken fried.
Go beer on Friday night.
Lunchbox.
I'm ready.
You're going to get B.B. Rexa in Florida, Georgia line.
Meant to be.
First line.
Girl, it's meant to be.
Baby Leo.
I'm not even close.
What?
He acts like, oh, so close.
Girl.
All right, Eddie, you ready?
Come on.
Lady Annabelle and Bartender.
First line.
Sitting up with my telephone at home.
Eight o'clock on Friday night.
I'm still at home.
You weren't even close.
Oh, I said home.
Home, okay.
And she was obviously at home at 8 o'clock.
Amy for the win.
Give her George.
Carrey, you're loving me for the win.
Oh.
You better home run this one, Amy.
I don't know, guys.
Baby all I got's this beat up leather bag.
Baby all I got this beat up leather.
Let it go.
All right, Dave.
Go ahead.
And everything I own don't fill up half.
Look at that.
Man.
Killer.
Don't you worry about what I got.
All I got.
All I care about is getting.
Back.
There you go.
Lunch, Eddie.
Drink a beer.
Luke Bryant.
Have you got it?
Do it.
Oh, good.
Oh, yeah.
Go for lunch.
And if he misses it, I win.
I got the call today.
When I got the news today.
So close.
So close.
Amy, you're the winner.
There you go.
Nice.
You guys got to start stretching for that race later.
Oh, yeah.
I'm loose.
I like how Eddie does a shimmy
Like that's stretching him out right down
I go yeah
I'll stretch my back a little bit
Yeah
Bobby bones
Yo
Right time for your positivity now
A little tell me something good
Around the room
Tell me something good
Amy you're up first
A scrap metal worker
Has become a hero
After saving a four year old boy
Who was choking on a marble
He saw the mom like in distress
Like help I can't help
I can't save my son
He's not breathing
Well luckily this dude had just
finished a first aid course like two days
before and he put the boy
across his knee slapped his back five times
did compressions to his chest and back until
the marble popped out. Wow, that's scary
man. Yeah, right place, right time.
And it's crazy that he just finished his course
two days before he saw this. Here's this.
There's a new app that connects
people with severe allergies to
other allergy sufferers
not for dating but
for an epipen nearby. Oh, that's awesome.
Isn't that cool? Yeah. That's huge.
First, I was like, is that like farmers only where you find other people that are allergic to things?
Yeah.
You can bond.
But no, no.
It's, you, if you're like, oh, I'm breaking out or you're swelling up, you find somebody that can help you with that.
Yeah, that's pretty cool.
It's called Epa Mada, the app.
E. P.I. Mada.
Epimada.
That's cool.
Tell me something good, babe.
Miss Peters was at an NBA basketball game.
It's a Philadelphia 76ers, and she gets chosen to be in one of those games on the court where she had to make a bunch of free throws.
See how many she can make in 30 seconds.
Well, lo and behold, she didn't know it behind her.
Her boyfriend is on one knee, so when the contest is over, she turns around, and he proposes marriage.
There wasn't even a gay, and they just put her out there to get the setup.
He gets down says, will you marry me?
And the crowd goes crazy.
Wow.
And they say, I do.
All right.
Thank you, very.
I do.
I do.
Very animated.
Thank you, Lunchbox.
That is the sweet.
I saw it, though, because she was shooting and she turned around to run back, and he's just there on the knee.
And she's like, oh, uh, and then she said yes.
That's why I said.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
You did a good job, man.
Yeah, babe.
Babe.
Yeah, good job, babe.
All right.
The Bobby Bones show, Bobby Bones.
Watching your instant stories, Amy.
And I guess you took the kids to, like a trampoline park.
Yes.
And you didn't get hurt.
No.
I've jumped.
I'm a little sore.
Yeah, are you?
Yeah.
But, and there was times where I got a little scared.
Like, I got maybe, you know, you just get excited and you start doing everything.
And then, yeah, you're all like, oh.
probably shouldn't do that.
So the trampoline park is all these trampolines.
One time,
Lunchbox's wife broke her ankle.
We were there for four jumps.
Four jumps.
And she landed on the metal part in between the two squares.
Yeah, there's spacers.
And there goes her ankle and she's down.
And I looked at my bunny.
I said, is she being for real right now?
Like, it took us longer to fill out the waiver form.
Then we got to jump on the jumping trampolines.
And so I had to carry her out.
to the car and take her home and everybody else stayed
and had a good old time. They said like, oh, we played
dodgeball. We played basketball because they have hoops
in certain areas. And I had to go after four
jumps. Yeah, but
why you're not getting talking about her?
She broke her ankle.
She ruined his party.
I could not believe it.
How old were you?
We're...
This was like last year.
Oh, you were a kid. 30, maybe?
Yeah. So, six years
ago, how do you do it? Four jumps. I mean, I just, I could not, and I was like, okay,
she can just sit out and I can jump. Oh, even hurt. Yes, but her ankle swelled up pretty bad.
It was real bad. She did some damage and I mean, we've never gone back either. She won't go back.
Four jumps. I was watching your ancestry and I saw your husband swinging Amy into the foam pit.
Yeah, they have this like awesome swing thing and you jump into this pit of foam that you know is just,
Derm filled and disgusting.
I got pushed into it.
I didn't even want to jump into that.
I wanted to do the little trepies thing,
but I didn't want to land in the nasty phone,
but I got pushed it and I was like, oh, this is so gross.
I wanted to shower.
You're just jumping right into the flu.
Just swing, because you swing and then you fall off into the phone bill.
Yes, it does look fun.
But the trample, all that stuff's gross.
Just kids' hands, right?
Are you immune yet?
Well, they give you special socks to jump in that are yours to keep.
Yeah, I'm talking about hands, though.
Oh, I didn't like jump on my hands.
No.
You touch things.
That is true.
I mean, you just need to like take sanitizer and just go in knowing if you get sick, you get sick.
But you're not hurt.
No, I'm shocked.
So are we.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
So last week's Roseanne premiere got bigger numbers than we originally heard.
When you add in DVR views and repeat airing, that number is.
of 18.5 million viewers
goes all the way up to 29.
0.4 million people watching that show.
Jesse James Decker and her husband,
Eric, welcomed their third child,
a boy. They named him Forrest Bradley Decker.
So, congratulations to them.
I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny.
Bobby Bone Show.
Bonehead.
Story of the day.
This story comes us from Lee County, Florida.
Two guys decided they would order a pizza
so they could steal the pizza delivery driver's cars.
They call the pizza to a house.
They wait for him to go up to the door.
They run up, jump in the car, get it in reverse, and it's standard.
They couldn't get it back in first gear.
So they only got it about one block down the road.
They jumped out and ran.
Police called him a block later.
I think I would have PTSD.
I was a pizza guy and I got jump.
Like, really?
Yeah, no, no, seriously.
Like, I don't think I could do that anymore.
If someone jumped me or tried to steal my car, every time I'd be worried about that.
And also, you should probably, again, you know the room and know that when you get in it,
if it's a standard
you shouldn't even start
because once you start
you've then attempted to steal a car
and if you just get in and get out
you didn't steal the car
Yeah I just got in the wrong car
You didn't order on a pizza
Take that guy's car
Yeah yeah
I'm lunchbox that's your bonehead story of the day
Yeah
Bobbybones.com
The world's largest chick fillet
is opening up in New York City
12,000 square feet
5 stories
seating for 140 people
An open air rooftop
Two kitchens.
It's their fifth in New York City, but it is massive.
That is massive.
Wow.
In case you haven't heard of the raging idiots hit song Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
I think this gets us in the mood here for a little Chick-fil-A story.
I won't Chick-fil-A, but it's Sunday.
By the way, the restaurant will be closed on Sunday.
It's case you're one day, yeah.
But it's Sunday.
Yeah, the one day that you aren't open.
I saw the chick-fil-a.
I saw the chick-flay, I think, is the fourth biggest fast-food restaurant now.
It's amazing.
I break it up there.
My husband and I were having a talk about that.
He chose Taco Bell.
I chose Chick-fil-A.
Well, for me, it's always been the regional part of it, more so than how good it is.
Oh.
Because it's always been really great, but they just, I don't believe that you can open one unless you work there.
I think if you're opening a Chick-fil-A, you're opening a Chick-fil-A,
you have to run it and open it. And it's hard to get one.
You can't. Make sense.
Yeah. They're very selective about who they, because I would get one and just start serving on Sunday.
I go rogue. I'd be a chick-play rogue on it. I'd be like, all right, I'm the one. Come on
so I said this yesterday. It was my birthday. And I'm much happier about my birthday after it's over.
Oh, for sure. On the whiteboard inside your office, you went from a zero yesterday, your birthday
to a 6.5 today. Yeah. And the reason I'm not a 7 or 8 is one, the balloons that were brought to
my house started popping in the middle of the night last night and woke me up. So I thought
someone was breaking into my house. Oh no. Scared the crap out of me. That's scary. It was going
pop pop pop pop, and I was like, who's downstairs? So it did freaky me out a little bit. And so
then I got on a baseball bat and went down there. Took care of business. There was no business,
except I noticed a couple of balloons that popped, but that scared me. And then two, Amy had put
together a surprise pop-up party, which means everybody arrived at my house at the same time.
They were in. We sang pretty much they left within half an hour. It's pretty cool.
But the funniest part of it was
One of my friends got there
And I had all my windows open
So I could see outside
And so I look
And I see something moving out by a car
And
I can't see a human
But I see balloons above the car
And I'm looking at it
I'm going well that's weird
And so
One of my friends who Amy had invited
To come
Was hiding below the car
But she didn't pull the balloons down
So as she was down below the car
The balloons were still above the car
And I saw them and thought, well, I guess this is it.
I went outside and had a talk with her.
Yeah.
She was like, I was hiding, but I think I forgot to hide the balloons.
I was like, yeah.
She's so funny.
I kind of saw him floating above the car.
Yeah.
So everybody showed up and hung out and then Amy brought cheesecake.
I don't know if that's why it's my stomach messed up or not.
Oh, well, maybe because you're not used to it, but nobody else that ate cheesecake is.
It could be something else, too.
Yeah.
I hope it's not a cheesecake, and I hope you feel better.
But yeah, I'm worried about you.
I feel like you're about to get sick any second.
Why do you feel that way?
Because I feel like you're...
Did you hear me over here making noises earlier?
Yes.
Yeah, it's not pretty.
Uh-oh.
Like I was like, get a trash can and somebody.
I have to be here because the race is later this morning.
Of course.
Today is the day.
Yeah, lunchbox runs backward.
Eddie runs forward.
And it's who can finish a mile first.
That's what everyone's talking about.
Is it?
Yeah.
It's all the rage.
Yeah, I saw last night trending on Twitter.
It was American Idol and the voice.
the race.
Those three.
I mean, obviously.
Did either of y'all eat cheesecake?
I ate three pieces.
Oh, great.
Yeah, I ate a couple pieces of cheesecake.
Kind of slipped on that one.
A couple squares for energy.
Oh, of course.
Carbs.
I walked in this morning and I wonder why Eddie was wearing a Sam Houston State sweatshirt.
And looking very comfortable.
And then I remember he's racing today.
That's right.
And I have the shoes that you gave me for our birthday.
Air Max.
Specifically made for running, obviously.
Are you going to run in those?
Oh, yeah, I am.
I'm not.
I thought they were for like style.
They're like shoe boy.
They have air in them, so I thought it made me run back to me.
Make your feet puffy.
So they'll be running a mile in one hour and 50 minutes.
So I don't know where you're going to be an hour and 50 minutes.
If you have to leave, come back.
But lunchbox will run backward a mile.
Eddie will run frontward.
And the winner, one is crown the champion.
Two wins $100.
And three gets to give $100 to the charity of their choice.
Woo!
Yeah.
I think this would be good.
I think someone ends up injured.
I'm so excited.
For sure.
Well, I hope y'all don't get hurt, but I'm excited.
I hope you don't get hearted.
There's no y'all.
Is it an outside or indoor track?
Oh, it's outside.
I think it's nice outside, right?
Yeah.
The weather's good.
We're doing it outside, baby.
And we'll put it up on Facebook Live later on.
Yep.
Morgan number two.
If people watch it on our Facebook page,
well, we stole all their information,
how do we get in this game
where we can steal their base information?
Yeah.
It seems like it's so much fun.
Because Facebook is like,
like, how do we do that?
Or I get everybody's info.
No, it's basically if they're using Facebook,
we could potentially get it if we really wanted to.
We could too?
Yeah.
Sign me.
Let me hear it.
reach out to Facebook. People are mean to me. I want to hack their credit cards. What do we do with the
info though? Well, I told you, send if someone trolls me, I go buy stuff on their credit cards.
Oh, okay. I'm in. I like that for you. How do we contact that Cambridge Americana people that still stuff?
Okay, so that's coming up. In a minute, we'll talk to Amy about her kid's picture days. First time they ever
do something like that. Yeah. Or they had to take school pictures. That's coming up. And then
here's what I want to talk about and take some calls to this couple. They're together. They break up. And within weeks, one of them wins
millions of dollars in the lottery.
Oh my God.
Yikes.
Yeah, yeah.
So what the question is coming up is,
did anything happen to your ex immediately after you got split?
It can be man or woman.
Okay.
But you split and then something happens afterward.
You're like, are you kidding me?
Oh, boy.
It was just after a month ago when Paul Long and his girlfriend of five years
amicably split up.
February 1st to be exact.
that's when he moved out
and then he bought a lottery ticket
went $13 million.
That's a lot.
Three weeks later.
$13 million.
If you're her, you're just going,
what?
She can't even sue or she can't even claim to have that.
They weren't even living together.
There's nothing.
Yeah, so.
So what I said was,
hey, if you're listening to this
and you're with someone
and something crazy happened right after
you split to call us,
Ashley and Tennessee.
Thank you for calling Ashley.
Tell me your story.
Well, he actually got married.
Two weeks after we broke up.
Wait a minute.
So when I hear this,
I hear that he probably had something going on
before you broke up.
You're right.
He had a child from a previous relationship.
Oh, hold a pause one second.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
Go ahead.
Oh, man.
We had been together for a year,
and then out of the blue he broke up with me
and then two weeks later he married his child's mother.
Wow, that stinks, huh?
But it's a head of silver lining.
We have now been married for 11 years
and we have two beautiful children together.
Who's we?
He and I.
He came back.
He came back after that?
What?
Yes, he did.
What?
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry.
That's crazy.
That's the silver lining.
Plot twist.
Wait, how long did it take for him to come back to you?
Well, they were married for about five months, and then he came back.
Of course, he told me he loved me, and we were all been on for about six months.
You know, I wasn't sure if I wanted to make that commitment again, but he's the love of my life, and I took him back, and we've been happy ever since.
And that's good.
I like that.
But let me ask you this.
Whenever he was with her, did he cheat on her with you?
No.
I did not meet him until.
after they were separated.
I'm confused.
Even the second time?
Yes, no.
He never cheated on either one of us.
Okay.
Well, listen, in the end, I don't know.
I got lost in that maze.
But in the end, I'm glad it worked out.
Yeah.
It's a good way of looking at it.
Amy?
The 11 years.
Yeah.
I mean, am I missing something?
No, no, it's a good way to looking at it.
I'm glad it worked out.
I'll take some more calls in a second.
I just want to kind of unfold all this in my head here.
There's a new story about this guy named Paul, him and his girlfriend together.
They break up.
He moves out.
He then a few weeks later wins $13 million, which is crazy.
And if you're hurry, you're going, man, you couldn't buy that ticket a little earlier?
Like, you couldn't...
So I said, hey, what happened to you?
Anybody got a story after they broke up.
Hey, Lisa, North Carolina, you are on.
Hi, Bobby.
I'm a first-time caller.
Thank you very much.
Do you have a story about this?
I do.
I was married 23 years after.
a marriage ended, so speak now.
He created business, and it's over a million dollar business.
He didn't have that business any of the 23 years you were married.
No, he did not.
And now he's rich.
Oh, yeah.
Are you rich?
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Come on.
Yeah, I work for a living.
I work hard.
How you feel about that?
Well, as long as our son ends up benefiting from it, I don't have a problem.
I'm happy that, you know, he's been successful.
I'm not one of these people who looks at others and says, oh, I'm jealous about what they have.
I'm glad he does have it.
I'm glad I'm no longer in the relationship, but I just want our son to benefit from it.
That's cool, but does he have a pool?
No, no, he does not have a pool.
Then you're good then.
It's all right.
Hey, yeah.
Oh, who cares?
Hey, not even, yeah.
Hey, thank you for the call.
Appreciate that.
Appreciate you.
Let's do one more.
Caitlin and Louisiana.
Good morning.
Good morning.
How are y'all?
What you got on this?
So I was with my boyfriend for about seven years, and after we broke up, he got arrested.
Wait, this is the opposite.
Oh.
Yeah.
Wait, why are interesting?
What did he get arrested for?
He played disc golf at the time, and we had a state park.
in Memphis, and he stole some discs from Little Shack,
and stealing from a state park is a federal event.
Huh, and then jail, they don't think you're tough if you get one for that.
Oh, my goodness.
What are you up for stealing discs and discod?
A couple things I wanted to bring up.
One is our producer Raymond, who sits in the glass room,
bets way too much on sports.
But a few weeks ago, he said, hey, I'm putting all my money on Villanova to win this thing.
We're like, okay, Ray.
Here's actually a clip of Ray saying that.
$1,000 on Villanova.
To win it all?
Win the championship.
What if you win?
It'll be $3,000.
Wow.
Betting at this early Sweet 16.
So Ray doesn't really have $1,000 is the crazy thing about his bets.
It's not like you're rich.
Tax money.
That's just all your money.
Oh, it's your tax refund?
Yeah.
So I had a whole lump sum.
I was like, why not place it on Villanova weeks ago?
And then it ended up hitting.
It did.
Jew!
Villanover won.
Four wins later.
A lot of crazy.
Fet. Here is Villanova
winning last night. What a great team
we witnessed in this tournament
tonight. Look at you.
I knew the team. They won the championship.
And you won all that money.
Yeah, and I did it through Bitcoin so I should have in a
couple days. It's a faster process.
There's always some catch where he doesn't
get the money. He's like, yeah, I made all the Russians. I bet to the Russians
and they promised me I'd have all...
They transfer it through an app and honestly it goes right
in your bank account in two days, 48 hours
probably. So today's Tuesday, April 3rd.
Yeah. I'll have it by the weekend easily.
Okay. Well, hey, congratulations.
All of that.
He comes on the ear and calls a shots, no doubt.
Congratulations, buddy.
Yeah, thanks.
Did you win the office pool, too?
Absolutely.
Yeah!
We'll get back to that in a minute.
This guy over here.
Did he say, could that film the drainage pipe?
Oh, my goodness.
How old was he?
It's 13 years old.
So all I saw this morning is they saved him.
So what happened?
He's at a park in Ellen.
for Easter weekend with the family
and he goes and he climbs over a chain link fence,
him and his buddies,
and they climb in this abandoned concrete building
and one of the boards breaks
and he falls in the sewage drain.
And it's like four feet in diameter,
and it's 15 mile an hour, like, I guess you call it.
Water?
Yes.
So he gets swept away.
So he's anywhere in this sewage thing
and they have no idea.
Crazy.
So they searched for like 12 hours
and they had to shut down a lane of the highway
because it goes under the highway
and they had to go into the different entry points
and put in a camera and he found a little
air pocket and was able to survive for 12 hours.
Oh my goodness.
Did I think he was alive or they didn't know?
They had no idea, but they had to decontaminate him
because he was in sewage, like the bathroom.
No, I know.
He's, that's amazing.
How does he stay in there for 12 hours and live
and not just keep getting swept away?
It's with happy hearts that all Los Angeles
city agencies are able to stay.
that we have found Jesse Hernandez.
And part of this systematic search,
the Bureau of Sanitation was opening up a maintenance hatch
to place the camera into there,
and that's where we located Jesse Hernandez alive and talking.
We're able to give him a cell phone
to even contact his family members,
as you could imagine, who are overwhelmed with joy.
I bet they'd do that phone away immediately.
You think you're not going into your toilet
after you drop your cell phone?
Imagine you're going, giving that cell phone after that.
Yeah, crazy though, right?
Yeah.
Like, you probably didn't think he's alive.
Oh, when I saw the update that he'd been found, I couldn't believe it.
That's amazing.
That's some pretty rough sewage, man.
Because 15 miles narrow, that's fast.
That's so fast.
Or is the race today faster between Lunchbox and Eddie?
Oh!
Yeah, yeah.
We are an hour and 19 minutes away.
Lunchbox will be running a mile backward,
while Eddie will be running a mile frontward.
Easy as pie.
And who will win the rate?
By the way, it's pretty close online, right, Mike D?
Yeah.
Let's go over to Silent Mike.
Who is the favorite from the listeners right now?
Lunchbox at 56%.
Lunchbox at 56%.
Running backward.
I feel like people just aren't thinking.
They're just not thinking, really.
Like, what do you mean?
Like, I've been running forward my whole life.
Yeah.
You keep using that as your argument.
Like, Eddie's like, I'm going to win.
We were created to move forward.
Correct.
It doesn't mean that lunch.
Lunchbox can't run backwards.
But who do you have, Bobby?
Lunch box.
Okay.
Oh, my goodness.
If you're new to the show, Amy has two kids, 11 and 7.
And so they've been in the United States for about a month and a half.
Is that right?
Oh, Bobby, they've been here over three months.
Man, it feels like it flies by.
I have so much fun.
Daughter's still 10, but she is about to turn 11.
Well, she used to always say she was 11.
I know.
I know.
It's a thing.
We're working on it.
But I'm trying to get her pumped up about turning 11.
Yeah, her birthday's in like three weeks or something.
Yeah, oh yeah, the 25th.
So they had to take school pictures for the first time?
Yeah, they've never had to do that before.
No, it's never been picture day, photo day.
So they're like, what?
We have to wear a certain thing?
What do we do?
So in Haiti, they never had school pictures or orphanage pictures.
No.
No.
Or nothing?
No, the only time they had pictures taken would be when people would visit and have their iPhones
and take pictures and that's how they learn.
They just see themselves on a phone, printed pictures and stuff, even mirrors.
So having the phone to like see their face and what they look like.
Like, you know, I think there's like one or two mirrors at the orphanage, but not in places they hung out.
One in the office and one in like the adult bathroom.
So to see themselves in a mirror was a thing.
Oh, yeah, it's a big deal.
So how'd the school pictures go?
I mean, I haven't seen them yet because we haven't gotten the proof back in the mail.
But, I mean, they were just like trying to understand.
I said, you just sit there and you smile.
You give your best smile.
So then they would kind of have this like sad smile and they know how to smile for a camera.
But then they started being like, no, we're going to do like peace signs and all this.
crazy stuff. Do they still send pictures in the mail or do they just email them to you?
I have no idea. This is my first time having kids.
Oh, whoa. Oh. This is also my first picture day. And I have no idea. I mean, my son went with a
collared plaid shirt though, so I was proud of him for that. I mean, I told him he could pick out
whatever he wanted to wear and we'll see what they look like. Eddie, what's your thoughts on this?
I mean, yeah, they're cool. I bought one. I've only bought one out of the, what, four years that
my 10-year-old has been in school? Well, you don't order the whole package?
No, I did one, and that's it.
We haven't done the rest of them.
I just feel like we have a lot of pictures of them.
We don't need the one in front of books.
They didn't understand the concept of getting tons of your little pictures in a row
and passing them out to family and friends, which is what I told them we would do.
But do people do that anymore?
Well, I think the pictures are just a lot easier now.
Back in our day, it did take a long time.
Yeah.
Now we have nicer cameras on our phone.
And we used to keep pictures in our wallets.
Yes.
Not anymore.
Give them on your phone.
Yeah, just on the phone, on the old cloud.
I guess you're right.
I'm surprised school picture
still exist in.
Yeah.
After thinking about this.
They do.
And I will pass them out to you guys
because I'm an order some
just because I'm a first time parent
and I have no idea if they'll be throwing up the peace sign
or what's allowed or if they're smiling.
Were they expensive?
I don't know yet.
Just keep the one that says proof on it.
I haven't seen my options.
You know?
Like I haven't gotten an email like, photos are in.
How they like in school?
They love it.
They love it.
I think.
That's what they tell me.
There's sometimes where my son comes home, he's like, Ms. Fuller, that's his teacher.
He's like, Ms. Fuller told me I was bad today.
And so I try to say, well, what did you do?
What did you do?
And then he also gets real excited when he was like, Miss Fuller told me today, I did a good job.
I said, well, good, we want to make good choices.
So I guess at school they've taught them thumbs up, good choices, thumbs down, poor choices.
So any time now they want to like tattletail on each other, my daughter comes running down the stairs.
Stevenson made, poor choice, poor choice.
She's doing thumbs down?
Yeah, she's going to Amy, but she's flailing her thumbs.
Both thumbs.
Sometimes we forget we're on the radio.
That's now, it's not, that's just now how
I guess they learned it at school, but that's now how
they tattle on each other, which I love it.
Thank you, school, because now I get to look at them and I say,
do you want to make a good choice or a poor choice?
By doing your thumb up.
And they both go, thumbs up.
Amy, you realize no way can see what you're doing.
Whatever, they get the point.
The latest from Nashville in Hollywood.
Amy's 32nd Skinny.
Ed Sheeran is one of the writers on the Tim McGraw and Faith Hill single,
the rest of our life.
And there's currently a lawsuit going on with the song
because people are saying that Ed took some song called When I Found You and stole.
Well, let's see.
This is the rest of our life here.
So.
Sitting with you in a dark room.
This is the one called When I Found You.
It's very similar.
But being a mediocre musician myself, it's a very common chord structure.
I agree.
Very common.
Today I held flowers.
But I still probably give her the win.
Well, Ed insists the songs are not similar.
And this is an original.
Well, don't be crazy, Ed.
Now, when you say things like that, that's just not true, because they are similar.
Yeah, but it's an original and independent musical composition.
Okay.
So there's that.
Dirk's Bentley teased a big announcement is coming on Thursday.
So we've got to be ready for that.
He posted a video on social media saying a brand new destination experience is coming.
Again, we'll have the details April 5th, but I think it has something to do.
I do know.
Don't even say if you know.
Reading right here, what it says.
What's out here.
The video had a bunch of mountains and, you know, his album is called The Mountain.
So I think it might have something to do with the mountains.
Good.
Keep it on that.
That's all I'm going to say.
Good.
I got to say.
Oh, you know?
I know.
I told her this morning.
Oh, okay.
Okay, is that it a name?
Yep.
I'm Amy.
That's your 30 Second Skinny.
Okay, here we go.
five biggest songs in country music right now. Number five, she's with me from High Valley.
There you go.
Number four, Brett Eldridge, the long way.
At number three, BB Rexa featuring Florida Georgia Line meant to be.
Jordan Davis singles you up. Is it number two?
There you go. And number one song for a second week is Luke Bryan. Most people are
Here are good.
Here are your top songs in top 40.
Here's Marin Morris, Z, the Middle, your number one top 40 song.
Oh, baby!
Baby!
I like that.
I want to go to Target right now.
Must go to Target right now.
Hot AC, a song from Max called Lights Down Low.
That's a good one.
I've heard it.
Have you?
Have you? Yeah, me too.
Yeah, I play it on Z-100. That's the top 40s. You listen to much, like, pop music at all?
Not really. I mean, sometimes when I'm working out, but that's about it. So if I have it on Z-100 or Spin Cycle remix?
Depending on what time of day it is, I'll listen to Kiss Los Angeles a bit.
K-I-I-S. Yeah, because they're two hours back. Yeah.
So, yeah, they'll listen to those pop stations, but in my gym, it's just hip-hop. So that's where I get all my hip-hop.
Like, I know all the Migo songs. I just played at the top of the gym.
all the time. In Rock.
Portugal, the man, live in the moment.
Those are your top songs.
What do you know about Amigos? Nothing.
Nothing. I know that's like three guys, right?
It's all I know.
Okay, there you go. Thanks, Eddie, for that.
No, you know what Amigas are?
Amiga?
No, no. Eegas. Yeah, it's like an egg dish.
Mexican. Look it up. It's delicious.
Is that going to be our hip-hop group?
Is it an amigos?
Or the Amigos?
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Amy coming around.
over to you.
A morning corny.
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
It gets towed.
Hmm.
That was the morning corny.
There you go.
That's why it's so highly rated right there.
That's an example.
If you don't get it, well, then I don't know what to tell you.
Frog.
Who wouldn't get it?
Everybody gets that one, yeah.
Universally loved right there.
J.L. in Colorado.
What's up, Jail?
Hey, Bobby.
My son and I have tickets to your show
in Albuquerque in a couple weeks,
and my son is nine,
and I was kind of wondering
about the appropriateness of the show.
Yeah.
I have read him bare bones,
all except, like, two sentences,
regarding the nosebleed part.
Yeah, yeah.
Well, we want to have said that on the air. Yeah, yeah. If you read the book, you know about that. Hey, so I always say it's, I don't curse in my stand-up act. I always say it's PG-13, though. So, I don't say any bad words, and some of it may go over the head, but I do make, like, PG-My, what do you think, Mike, Dee?
PG-13? Yeah, quite Mike says that's about right. So, that's what I would say.
Okay, well, we talk a lot about stuff, so it should be all good.
And then also, so we're coming from Southwest Colorado to Albuquerque.
We were sad to Miss you in Colorado Springs.
I actually went to high school there, but we're closer.
Albuquerque is only four hours versus six.
And I tried to buy meet and greet tickets.
They were sold out within 30 minutes.
Yeah, I'm quite the treat apparently.
People just line them up.
I mean, listen, I just hang out.
I'm not that hard to meet.
not that hard to greet.
Yeah.
I'm pretty easy.
There's a real treat either.
No real treat.
But I appreciate that call, and I'll see you in a couple weeks.
Thank you for calling the show.
See how many people always say, hey, my back's not dirty.
But I do make some couple ding-dong jokes.
Yeah.
Who doesn't?
You know what I mean?
Come on.
Come on.
Okay, thank you.
By the way, I'll be in Pittsburgh Saturday night
and Charlottesville Friday night, if you guys want to come.
Charlottesville is sold out, though.
Going over to Morgan number two, is 24 years old.
Let's do what a 24-year-olds care about.
Morgan number two, you're up.
All right, well, I'm really excited about this because a league of their own is getting a reboot,
but it's not going to be a new movie.
It's going to be a television series.
So a league of their own with Tom Hanks and Gina Davis.
Remember...
Madonna.
It was about the female baseball league when men went to war.
That's it.
Yeah, so they're making a TV series out of it, huh?
Yeah, it's going to be on Amazon, and there's no news if the original cast will be in this reboot.
Well, they're like 100 now.
Besides, like Tom Hanks, right?
That's 100, too.
They can still make cameos.
Yeah, I guess.
I love that movie, but I'm surprised you wouldn't know what it is since you're only 24.
Oh, I love sports movies.
Oh, do you?
Yeah, that's a big thing for me.
You like boxing movies?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, I thought so.
Huh?
You can bring that up again?
No, that's what you say.
Okay.
Lunchbox, do you like boxing movies?
Love boxing movies.
Yeah.
Both of you guys like the box?
That would have been a good movie, but.
That would have been a documentary.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So that's okay.
Thank you, Morgan, number two.
That's what 24-year-olds care about.
Here we go.
We have an Eddie supporter on the phone.
Hello.
Christy in, no, sorry, Kirstie in Arkansas.
Yeah, I was just going to call and tell Eddie that he does have a supporter.
We think he's going to win this race this morning.
Yeah, and 53 minutes, they'll be running a mile.
Eddie runs frontward, lunchbox runs backward.
And lunchbox thinks he can take him.
No problem.
Eddie, for sure.
he's going to win frontward because why? There's no doubt in my mind. I've been running forward my whole life.
It's the way God created my body. Okay.
Well, we're rooting for you. That's right. Thank you, Kirsty. I appreciate it.
Kirsty, where are you?
Where am I? I'm in the car right now.
She's literal. What part of Arkansas?
I'm in Fayetteville.
Okay. I just just wondering. Appreciate you. Woo Pig. See you later.
Thanks.
All right. Bye-bye.
Well, we're getting closer to the race.
Morgan number two, how do you feel about this?
I'm feeling pretty good, but I may kind of be swaying towards Eddie.
That's a girl.
Why?
Me too a little bit.
Wait, what lunchbox?
I am not leaving you.
Why would you swing?
I'm not leaving yet, but I'm swaying.
Like, how fast do you think he can run a mile?
It's not about that.
I was thinking about this.
When God made Eddie, he made him to run forward.
That's good.
When God made boys.
Yeah.
Or Eddie.
Or Eddie.
Yeah.
It's going to be interesting.
That's 51 minutes away from right now.
Man, so they.
I've created this mind reading machine, which is weird.
And they say that it can translate your thoughts and display them on a text instantly.
Yeah, right.
Oh, I don't believe it.
No.
That's scary.
I mean...
It comes from the sun.
I don't think this is April full.
It's April 3rd.
Yeah.
But they say that they want to make sure people that can't talk are able to talk.
All I'm thinking of is that if this gets in the wrong hands, we're all going to get, the Russians are going to have us all.
our thoughts are going to be translated.
Our girlfriends are going to have them or her husbands.
Oh, yeah.
Then it gets worse.
Then my husband would finally understand me.
Oh, but do you really want that?
Sometimes I'm poor at communicating.
When that question comes up, like, oh, how do I look in this dress?
And then the real thought comes back.
It sounds good on the surface, but whenever your husband and wife or a girlfriend gets it.
Well, y'all should tell the truth anyways because you don't want her walking out looking not good.
Yeah, let's stop it.
I tell.
If he's like, should I change?
I say, yeah.
Yeah, but it's not about things like, we don't care as much about clothes.
Oh, yeah.
Like, do my biceps look good?
It doesn't matter.
What is asking you?
We will not go there.
There's also a story that said Mustang that got in the cop shit, the chase for the cops.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And then the cops give up or something?
Yeah, the Mustang was too fast.
They drove off.
That's what I'm talking about.
Wait, it got away?
Yeah.
That is so crazy.
Yeah, but somebody could have gotten hurt.
Yeah, but no one did.
Okay.
Can't play this one-if scenarios.
The Colorado State Patrol.
gave up chasing a driver in a car that could only be identified as a dark-colored older model Mustang
because the Mustang hit 150 miles per hour.
Yes.
You guys shouldn't applaud that.
No, no, no, no.
Dude, think about it.
That's really cool.
I mean, it happened.
It never happens.
They always get caught.
They throw the helicopter up there.
And they should always get caught.
The driver was going 140 on the interstate when troopers turn on sirens and lights.
Then the Mustang sped up.
Tripper said they couldn't even get close enough to read the car's license plates.
I love that.
Yeah.
That's like Dukes of Hazard, dude.
Get out of here.
I mean, that is the story of a lifetime.
You're going to tell your buddies, man, I got away.
That's amazing.
Yeah, you never hear stories like that.
I mean, I just hear someone on the highway.
I don't think is that cool.
I don't either.
Seriously?
Yeah.
Like, you want to be whoever that is?
Yes.
No, no, no.
I didn't say that.
Didn't your husband run from the cops once?
Yeah, I wouldn't even 16.
That's what I'm talking about.
Oh, 16.
He was in his mom's Camaro, and he just,
did not want to get pulled over in her car.
And so he was with this best friend Kevin and he was somebody else.
And they were like, go, go, go, you got to go.
And so, yeah, he ran from the cops.
He got busted, though.
Oh, they got caught him.
And he had to appear in court and ask the judge for mercy.
Oh, wow.
See, that's what usually happens.
Not the guy in the stank.
Uh-uh.
No mercy needed.
Oh, boy.
35 minutes away from the big race.
between Lunchbox who will be running one mile backward
while Eddie runs one mile frontward.
Normal, normal running.
Yeah, and that's why you think it's all yours.
Yeah, absolutely.
You don't think there's any chance you lose, Eddie?
No chance.
Zero chance that I lose.
I may even beat him by a quarter of a mile.
A whole lap.
A whole lap.
Lunchbox, how do you feel about this?
That's absurd.
He thinks he can go a whole lap faster.
Like, I don't know what my strategy is going to be
if I'm going to go out fast and make Eddie catch me
or if I'm just going to wait and then sprint past Eddie at the end.
Do you still feel pretty confident?
Absolutely.
I don't think he'll run under a 10-minute mile.
And that's, I mean, if he's around 12 minutes,
we're talking three minutes a lap, that's pretty easy.
So you can do that backwards.
Yes.
Yeah.
Okay, well, that's happening in 35 minutes.
Yesterday's my birthday.
And, you know, I'm not a big birthday guy.
Here's the thing is that I was thinking about this
because Amy had put together
what was actually a pretty cool party
a lot of people showed up in my house
said half a birthday
within half an hour every day was gone
Probably the best party I've ever been to
It's amazing. It was like come in
Yay, every day boom boom boom out the door
Bobby didn't have to worry about doing anything
cleaning anything
I actually thought it would have been less time
but I enjoyed watching people mingle
but I started to get nervous like ooh
Yeah
You better get out
The gift to Bobby was actually
that we were making it really quick.
So I was thinking last night,
I have a troubled history
of relationships. I never been married or even engaged.
But I was thinking, do you see
how I just don't accept love?
Even at a birthday party?
Yeah. Can you imagine dating me?
And that's the thing? No.
Like, think about that. Think about how frustrated
Amy that you got with me yesterday because I just wouldn't
accept love from people. I was frustrated
with you yesterday? Yes, because I wouldn't have
a party. I know I was. I know.
I kind of thought about, I thought about Texas.
you after the show. And you're like, sorry for times that I was a little rough. I just get,
I'm like, ugh, you know, like, we need to move past this. But I, but also, there's legit
hurts and pains associated with that, but we have to move forward. Or you're not going to be
able to move forward in any aspect of receiving love. But it 100% boils down to you don't
receive love well. And there was all those people at your house that care about you or they
wouldn't have come. I don't know about that. But again, that's just me going.
I felt like people were forced to be there or pressured or if they didn't show up.
Nope.
Nope.
They got one text message.
Nobody.
There was zero pressure.
There wasn't like, hey, FYI, reminder.
Hey, you better be there or else.
Like, there was no.
It was like, hey.
I did count how many people are on my payroll of everyone there?
Oh, how many?
Everybody.
It was over 90%.
Yeah.
Overnight, wow.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Minus, my kids, although they benefit.
My husband.
And Megan, probably, that was, I thought of
That's not that too.
Yeah.
But again, I have two ways to look at it.
How I look at it, and I go, everybody's only here because in some way their life is being covered from a job.
But that's how you meet people.
Or do I just get to employ all my friends?
Yes.
It's one of the two.
That's what it is.
But I lean toward the first one.
But again, I was home last night.
And I was just going, man, like, it's got to be a bear to date me.
Uh-huh.
Because I just don't accept love well.
Yeah.
I always think when your relationships go more than like a month,
I'm like, dang, that's one patient woman.
Yeah.
I'm shocked, man.
If he's in a relationship, it goes for over a year.
But I always wonder, what's wrong with them?
Yeah, like, why are they sticking around?
Yeah, like, I wonder that too.
I know.
I really do.
Yeah.
Okay.
Go ahead.
They are very, tend to be very kind, loving, selfless girls.
They really are.
They have big hearts.
And I feel like they see the potential Bobby has.
I mean, Bobby has a big heart for a lot of things.
but I think somewhere along the way they want to show him like I'm not going to abandon you
because you've been abandoned by people and that's why you have this wall up and I'm going to
show you that I can stick around and be there for you and eventually they think he'll change
yeah and then I don't and then he doesn't yeah and then he doesn't so it's it is it is what it is
yeah it stinks I mean I don't like it but anyway I like the party it's fun go good yeah
good that I was worried but that that's perfect I'm glad of you I mean they probably went a little
a little too long.
It started to get awkward.
After about 10 minutes, I looked at Ray and I was like, hey, man, do, should we get out of here?
Because I thought this was supposed to be a pop-up party.
And we were like, what do we do?
What do we do?
And we'd chat it.
And I'm just going to tell you, people wanted to silly string you when we walked in.
I told him that was a bad idea.
Oh, yeah, I didn't really hear you.
I said, uh-uh, uh-uh.
Why was that a bad idea in your mind?
Because a mess.
And you would have been annoyed as all get out.
I disagree.
I wouldn't have been mad outside
But when I come on my house, she got cleaned
Yeah
Like a mess's house
The point of it would have been picked up
I was like oh crap they're coming over I gotta clean up
You didn't know who was coming up
You didn't know anybody was
No but I knew Amy was with kids
Oh okay
Yeah I didn't know everybody else was
And I saw people walking outside trying to hide
I was like this stupidest thing
Just come in the house
Yeah one of my friends was hiding
Like hiding behind the car
But the balloons were above the car
And I said huh
Random balloons on top of a car
That's got to be somebody waiting to get in my house
But it was good
I did enjoy it
Like full sincerity.
I appreciated it.
Good.
And I enjoyed it.
It did drag out.
It was really supposed to be 10 minutes.
But I'm glad you.
I enjoyed it.
Let us hang for 30.
So you know, we were all there willingly.
Like, we wanted to be there.
Yes.
I don't know.
That's true about it.
I'm telling you.
It's true.
Say I if you wanted to be there.
I.
Okay, cool.
Lunchbox.
Maybe.
Yeah, see?
There you go.
Maybe.
Show.
Here is Amy's son trying to get the show to play on Alexa.
Wanna hear this?
There you go.
Let's not play Bobby Buncho.
And it's a...
Oh.
What's...
No.
I just like Bobby Bonshow.
Oh.
Come on?
He just...
Well, yeah, I know.
At first, like, some...
He's going, play Amy, Bobby Boneshow.
So that's why Annie is playing in the background,
because Alexa thought Annie.
And so he quit saying my name.
So that way.
or sometimes they'll just walk up to it and go play mom, Bobby Bone Show.
And I don't know where he picked that up from.
I don't tell him to go do it, but.
Alexa, play Bobby Bonzo.
Alyssa, play Bobby Bono show.
He's not answer.
He says, that's him saying he not answer because Alexa's not answering him.
Is Alexa a guy?
I don't know.
And yours?
No.
Oh.
But he means she and me means you.
me want me want and I'm like no you can say I would like
no me want his English getting a lot better though
I know and that was another reason why I liked that audio clip is because
when they first got here it wasn't it didn't sound that clear
but it's getting so much better does Alexa recognize their accent
yeah they'll start to play it I mean besides the confusion but I mean it got close
play Amy Bobby Bonchoo play Annie tomorrow tomorrow I love you
yeah that's funny
I bet they go crazy on that Alexa, don't they?
Yeah, sometimes I have to turn her off.
She's unplugged.
She's not available anymore right now until tomorrow.
Alexa has died, kids.
Credit cards are going to stop asking for signatures, period.
And they should, because anybody can sign anything.
Yeah, that's true.
Oh, yeah.
If I were stealing something with a credit card and they said, we need you to sign, I say, okay, then I would just sign it.
Scribble.
Right.
Yeah, I've tested it where I just scribble it, and it just goes right through.
Like, nope.
They don't stop it.
No, but even on the paper.
That's very interesting. Why do they have a signature? Because there's nothing to match it to.
Even the back of a card when they say,
sign it, don't sign the back of your card because then they'll ask you for ID.
If I stole a card, I would just sign the back of the card.
Yeah.
Oh, you know what my husband has written on the back of his. He doesn't even sign it. He writes in all caps, CID.
And if the server, he will tip you more if you ask for his ID.
Like when we're eating out, if the server comes back, your credit card says CID, sir. May I see it?
and he is like, you know what, you may see it.
And then he, like, gives them more money.
Wow.
Maybe I should ask him.
Hey, buddy.
Can see your ID?
Yes.
He will.
Like, he does not like people not checking.
Coming up in 19 minutes, we will get the race going, a one-mile foot race between
lunchbox and Eddie.
Lunchbox is running backward.
Eddie's running frontward.
And to clarify, I'm running actually backwards.
People are like, are you just running backwards around the track?
Like, you know, you're supposed to go clockwise or counterclockwise?
I'm running with my back, like, not normal.
Yeah, I figure people aren't understanding.
People are confused by that?
Yeah, they're confused, obviously.
On Twitter, they keep going.
So are you just running the opposite direction of Eddie?
No, no, no.
I'm running backwards.
And lunchbox thinks he'll win.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And I do too.
You're with Lunchbox?
Yes.
TeamLB.
It's coming up.
19 minutes.
Lunchbox are there, buddy.
Oh, man, I'm here.
I'm here.
How you doing?
Good.
So Lunchbox and Eddie are both of the track right now.
Yeah.
You can watch it on Facebook live.
And lunchbox will run the mile backward and Eddie will run the mile frontward.
And the winner gets cash and bragging.
$100 and $100 are charity of choice.
I cannot wait.
Woo!
Do you feel like you're stretched and ready to go?
Oh, I'm ready to go, yeah.
Eddie's been doing sit-ups and doing, I don't know what else.
He was doing the bicycle thing where he lays on his back and was moving his legs.
I don't know.
Why is he doing that?
Yeah.
I have no idea because he says that helps.
him run faster.
All right, put Eddie on, please.
Yeah, and I just want to let you know, there's one lady here on the track training for the Boston
marathon, and she said, on looks alone, she would pick me to win the race.
Running backward.
He didn't say that.
Oh, there's Eddie.
There's Eddie.
Hey, what's up, Bone?
How you feeling?
I'm good, dude.
I'm in the zone right now.
I'm in the zone.
Like, he's cracking jokes, but I'm not.
I'm thinking about winning.
Can you even run a mile forward?
Yes, yes.
I can run a mile.
I think the most I've ever done is about a mile and a half.
In your life?
Yeah, in my life.
And that's not running completely.
That's a little bit of walking.
But you still think you can beat lunchbox straight up.
Absolutely, but I'm not stopping.
I'm not going to walk.
I'm going to push through.
Even if I feel like I'm getting tired or I can't do it,
I'm going to push all the way to and beat him.
Well, here we have it.
Well, let's get on the starting line, boys.
All right, you ready for starting line.
You go, Morgan, too?
Help.
Want to get back here?
Produce ready will be running forward lunchbox will be running backward they will race for one mile
Eddie's still in his sweatpants and long sleeve shirt like I feel like he's going to get hot
Are you watching on Facebook Live? Yeah what's lunchbox in? Shorts and a t-shirt
Lunch is a good runner yeah he is but he's just going backward that's really awkward
Okay boys oh dear
Morgan number two are you there I'm here are they on the starting line
They are. They're both ready. They have different tactics going on.
Yeah, what's Eddie's tactic?
Eddie is down on the ground, like one leg down in a lunch position, and lunchbox is just standing straight up.
It feels like Eddie's going to exhaust himself before the race starts.
No false starts.
Okay, are we ready, Morgan, number two.
Yeah, we are.
All right, count them down from eight.
All right.
Eight. Eight.
Eight, seven, six, five, four, four.
three.
Oh, why are they?
They're off.
You're watching a delay on Facebook.
Amy's yelling at Facebook.
Eddie is taking the lead, so that's a good start for him.
So Eddie's running frontward, lunchbox is running backward.
So Eddie's, his strategy is to get out front early.
Oh, do you know.
Yeah, he's out front pretty far right now.
And how does lunchbox look?
He looks like he's struggling already.
Oh, no.
What?
He tricked me.
So we're going to come back.
Okay.
They're not.
We're only going to.
on for three and a half minutes.
Okay.
When we come back, they won't be done yet.
No.
Okay, okay.
Morgan number two, keep watching.
Everybody can watch on our Facebook page.
Okay.
All right, we'll catch you back in a minute.
Okay, so right now they're running, man.
I don't know where they are, but lunchbox is running backward.
Eddie is running frontward and the race is for one mile.
Morgan number two is standing by Morgan number two.
You're at the track right now with them.
Yeah, it's not looking good for lunchbox.
Oh, man.
He's struggling.
Eddie's going to win pretty easily or what?
Yeah, Eddie's on his fourth lap, but he's flowing down.
Like, he's basically at a walk right now, but lunchbox hasn't hit his fourth lap yet.
So there are four laps total.
Yeah, yeah.
And Eddie's on the final lap.
But he's walking.
He's walking.
Lunchbox is coming up on the fourth lap.
But does he have any energy left?
Lunchbox has a lot of energy.
Eddie can't even say hi to us.
Lunchbox keeps talking to us every lap.
So.
No, you got to keep running backwards.
What did he say?
He goes, if I can turn around, I'll catch him.
Yeah, he thinks he'll catch up to him.
Because Eddie really is basically at a walk right now.
He's barely hanging on.
So how far is Lunchbox back from Eddie?
They're probably about half of the track away from each other.
Oh, tell Lunchbox to just hurry it up.
Speed up.
He can do this.
And it's only four laps, right?
Yeah.
Yes, but Lunchbox's strides are really small compared to Eddie's.
Oh, yeah.
He's going backwards.
How's Eddie looking now?
Eddie's coming around the bin.
So he's about to hit the finish line.
He is probably going like two miles per hour.
He is not running hardly at all at this point.
Does lunchbox have a chance to catch him?
It's not looking like it unless lunchbox just hits the gas right now.
Don't think it's going to happen, though.
Mike Ditt's on Facebook Live.
What are you seeing?
Eddie's coming down the stretch.
But is there any chance lunchbox is just sandbagging and he's just going to take off?
It's a little rough.
No.
No.
Oh, wow.
No.
No.
So Eddie's pretty close to the finish line right now.
He's about 100 meters away.
Okay, we're just going to sit here and take it all in.
As Morgan number two talks us down to Eddie running forward, the champion.
Eddie, you're almost here.
Come on, you've got to push it, though.
Is Eddie struggling?
Yeah, but you know, he's about to round the corner.
So he'll start spreading out, I bet.
You're way behind.
Eddie is crossing the finish line right now.
There he is, the big winner.
Eddie takes it home running forward.
Hi,
hey, Bones.
Oh my goodness.
Dude, you ran a mile, not a marathon.
Dude, that was a hard mile,
especially after turn four,
you start going against the win.
It gets really tough,
but Bones, I want to thank all my fans out there
for supporting me.
Yeah.
And everyone that thinks lunchbox is always the winner.
They're wrong.
They are wrong.
Here he comes, Bones.
He's coming.
I'm going to be the champ and encourage him.
Okay, you do that.
You be the bigger man.
Eddie, won the race.
Let me be the bigger man.
Come on, lunchbox.
You can go.
You can go, baby.
Let's go.
Come on, lunchbox.
Champ is here.
Sam is here.
Go on, go, go, go.
That's a boy.
That's a boy.
Lunchy.
Woo!
Well, well, well.
Eddie, congratulations on your big win.
Thank you, Bowens.
It's just me now.
Box, do you have anything to say?
Oh, yeah, he got lucky.
It's not my best day.
But he said he's going to beat me by a lap.
He beat me about 150 yards.
Okay, it doesn't matter who beats you by way.
He won.
So Eddie, who you donate the charity money to?
He's not even around.
He's fuking.
He's got his hands on his knees and he's over by the fence.
Are you disappointed in your run, Lunchbox?
I did pretty well.
He started off a little.
I thought he would. I thought he'd die.
He gutted it out.
He got the W, no excuses
except for I ran backwards. He ran forwards.
That was the whole challenge.
That's the way God made him.
That was the whole... Yeah, yeah. That's a whole...
I mean, I'll just say it this way.
You gave me one lap forward and three backwards, he was dead me.
Okay. We're not... No.
We should have done that. No, we shouldn't have.
The whole thing was backward versus forward. Eddie's the winner today.
Come on back to the studio. If you can pick Eddie up and get him over here.
I start on American Idol Sunday night.
I know.
I have it on my calendar.
Yeah, do you?
Yeah.
Well, so last night, they turned it into the top 24.
So everybody that made it I've met and I know and I've mentored.
And you have to also understand they didn't ask me to come in and teach them how to sing.
Yeah, you're a mentor of, well, you haven't really said exactly.
Well, they brought someone in who can do comedy, who can do TV, who can do radio, who can.
They wanted someone to teach them stage presence.
All of that.
Makes sense.
This radio thing.
Anybody can do this.
Yeah.
But so that's why I went in and I really can't say about what I did yet.
And I don't even know how much they're going to use.
Like I'm the only mentor to the top 24, but I don't know what they're going to do.
So you're going to be seeing you and what they used of you just like everybody else does.
Yeah.
So there's this girl Katie Turner and she's the one I posted on my Instagram.
Have you seen any of the show?
No, but I saw you post about her on Instagram.
Okay.
So she's an oddball, but she's like,
really awesome and awkward.
And you're like, oh, this is going to be one of those bad auditions, and then she's really good.
So you can go over to Instagram.
I was just kind of loaded up, ready to post that last night.
And then once I posted it, I didn't know if I was getting in trouble, but I guess they don't care.
Yeah.
They're all in.
You're good.
Here is Shannon O'Hara singing a Katie Perry song last night.
Unconditional.
I don't know who makes it past the top 24.
I don't think.
Because I only saw them perform a couple songs.
Okay.
I didn't even know them as singers
when I was working with them.
Oh.
But they would say, hey, this is,
this girl has an issue singing to the back of the room.
Okay, so I would go up and say,
hey, listen, here's the thing.
Like, in my band, you know,
and they had them learn about me
because they don't know what I was.
Who knows who I am?
Some of them did, yeah, I take that back.
One of the girls is going to be,
she's from Pittsburgh.
She's going to be at my comedy show this weekend.
Because now we can know each other since it's known that she's in the top 24.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So yeah, that'd be Sunday night.
I haven't seen anything either.
They showed my face for like one second last night on the preview clip.
Is that weird?
No.
I mean, I was hoping it's going to be more, honestly.
I thought they were going to do a whole tease about me coming up next week, a guy you've never heard of.
Bobby Bowles.
It's going to be mentoring idols you've never heard of either.
Or wait.
Yeah.
So that would be next Sunday night.
You should watch it.
No, I'm going to.
I told you I would be all in once you were on.
Yeah?
Yep.
You want to be all in?
Early and invest?
Nope.
You're watching Wild Wild Country?
Yeah.
I'm trying to.
I want to finish that so bad, but I just don't have the time to binge it like I want to.
But it's at a point where I need to know what's going to happen.
I'm about to Google it.
How many episodes are you in?
I think I just finished the fourth one, so maybe I've watched the beginning of five.
And there's six.
And Wild Wild Wild Country is a documentary on Netflix, a six-part series about a cult that goes into Oregon.
I mean, it's the craziest real story.
The fact that I just, that's the other fascinating part is I had never heard of it.
And had you not told me about it, I still would never know that this happened in America and it's crazy.
Yeah, it's called Wild, Wild Country, if you guys want to check that out.
Its newest sensation is snorting condoms.
What on earth?
I don't even understand.
Well, so remember when people would eat tith pods?
Yes.
Yeah, yeah.
So this time people are getting on YouTube and they're snorting a condom through their nose and they're pulling it out through their throat.
It's disgusting.
I mean, now I get it.
What have you snored?
Is it guaranteed to come out your throat?
Like if you snort it, it can't get stuck in there?
I don't know there's a contract involved or there's a guarantee or not.
Do you want to try it?
Oh, lunchbox, try it.
Oh, I don't know.
You have to like.
Wait, who has a condom?
I don't.
I'm still embarrassed by them.
Mike D.
At 38 years old.
No, Lancho shouldn't do that.
All the kids out there are listening.
Don't put it on YouTube.
Yeah.
Don't do that.
Don't put it on YouTube.
Don't do it.
Amy, sum up your parenting style in three words.
I have no.
Winging it.
So, I don't know.
I'm winging it.
I'm winging it.
Okay.
Here's some others that were given by parents.
Whatever works today.
Trial and error.
Take no prisoners.
Whoa.
Man.
And laugh, cry, pray.
Oh, yeah.
I do that.
Yeah.
You do a lot of praying.
And crying.
Do you?
Normally more praying, I'm crying.
And then when we're laughing, I'm more prayers, like I'm thankful.
I'm praying.
I don't want to make it sound so negative.
Do you see where Channing Tatum's getting divorced?
I did.
Not shocking at all.
Well, I mean, I never think I know any celebrity.
Either way, I never want to go, oh, I just can't believe it.
I can't believe they'd been together for eight, nine years.
That was the more shocking part to you?
Yeah, I thought maybe they'd been together three.
Another Hollywood couple of split on Monday evening, Channing Tatum and Jenna
Dewan? Hey Morgan, too. How do you say her name?
I think it's Dewan. I think you pronounced it right.
They announced their separation after nine years of marriage.
Here's the joint statement. We have lovingly chosen to separate as a couple.
We fell deeply in love so many years ago and have had a magical journey together.
Absolutely nothing has changed about how much we love one another.
No. But love is a beautiful adventure that is taking us on different paths now.
Okay, so what really happened?
I don't know. It goes on to say, there are no secrets nor salacious events.
events at the root of our decision.
Just two best friends realizing it's time to take some space and help each other live the
most joyous fulfilled lives as possible.
Okay.
Your favorite Channing Day of movie?
Oh, 21 Jump Street.
Step Up to the streets.
They met and Step Up.
Oh, that's a good one.
Oh, she's an actress too.
I thought it's just because he got super famous and so it's like, okay.
No, I think Bobby's right.
They met during Step Up.
I still think he's super famous.
And that's what happens.
He got super famous like, okay, time to.
I wonder what really happened, though.
there's always secrets.
They said no secrets or salacious events.
There's always secrets.
Well, and that they say, what do you say?
We still love each other as much as we did.
Yeah, that's not true.
It's not the same.
But anyway, before they got together,
she dated Justin Timberlake.
She did?
Yeah.
What happened with that?
She did as Shane West.
I don't know who Shane West is.
You know who Shane West is?
No.
No.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
He was on ER.
How do you know that?
Did you Google that or you just know that?
I know that.
Do you watch ER?
I used to.
I loved ER.
Really?
Yeah.
I'm not surprised.
He was in a walk to remember.
Okay.
And he's on...
I really have no idea.
I just am done talking about it.
I'm like, okay.
Cool.
What else?
He was in the spy drama, Nikita.
Okay.
On C.W.
All right.
I'm just telling you.
So she's been with a few other high profile people.
But yeah, she's pretty good looking, huh?
Of course.
She's beautiful.
Oh, she is pretty hot.
Yeah.
Yeah, you might want to hit her up on Instagram.
She's single.
Yeah, you are going to be on.
Is that what I want to do right now?
Bobby, you are going to be on American Idol.
Hey, Janet Tatum Duon.
Look for me on ABC on Sunday night at 7 Central.
Because what this means is they've been broken up for a while that they're just now announcing it.
So she's ready to date.
When they announce it, that means they're ready to see other people.
Yeah, I don't know that that's the case.
Try it.
Prove me wrong.
in what regard
slide into her DM
I can't
you can't just slide
into someone's DM
unless they're following you
they don't see it
unless they're looking for it
okay
how do you
she didn't follow you
I don't think she does
well send her a picture
maybe she'll start following you
I'll send her a video
of me snorting a condom
and be like hey look how cool I am
don't call her
Channing Tatum Dewan though
or whatever you called her
I'm not trying to
no stop it
oh dear
well yeah so that
happened. Amy was surprised. The lunchbox wasn't. No, I'm not surprised at all. They started out. He was
not very famous. She wasn't very famous. They're just kind of getting their career started. He becomes
super famous. He's like, I'm not going to wait my time with this girl that no one knows.
Okay, that is not what happens. It happens all the time. And how do you know? Then why haven't you
done this to your wife? I'm not their level yet. I'm still kind of mediocre.
Yes. I'm famous. I'm famous on a little level, but I could get bigger.
Do you think they'll reach a point
where maybe you have to second guess your relationship
if you get so famous? Probably.
I mean, let's see who else has done it.
Wasn't Blake Shelton married
and then he got super famous? All right, time to move on.
You mean... But he was married to someone else famous?
No, to the first wife. First wife. That's what I'm saying. She wasn't famous.
See ya. I don't know
that's the case. In my eyes, it's the case.
Who else? Go ahead of your eyes.
Gwen Stefani.
Okay, same. But she was with Gavin Rostale.
Yeah, but she's way more famous.
He's missing him. Got rid of him. I don't think that's a good comparison though.
What's Gavin Rossdale doing now? Collecting alimony from Gwen Stefani because she's making big bucks.
You don't even know that's true. You're just saying words at this point.
He said that great Rossdale. Go ahead. Google him and find out what he's doing. He's leading Bush.
Yeah, he's the lead singer of Bush, man. Yeah, they're opening up for the raging idiots next year.
No, glycerine was in 1992, guys. Come on. Okay. Who else has been married and gotten rid of their other person?
Well, you said everybody, so it's true.
Well, I'm trying to think of other celebrities that have divorced.
The one I'm shocked by, I'll give him that, is Matt Damon.
That girl was a bartender, and he married her and they're still together.
That blows my mind.
Why?
Like, why can't two people just fall in love because of two people?
I just, I can't believe that.
It's just crazy to me.
It is pretty amazing that she was a waitress or whatever, and that's how they met.
I think that they.
What's wrong with single mom bartender?
Nothing.
I'm not saying what he's saying.
You guys are haters right on.
No, no, I'm not.
I'm saying, wow, that is awesome that he met someone there and then they fell in love.
Maybe it's because they're not in the same industry and there's not competition.
Wow.
Yeah.
That could be it.
Yeah, look at you two haters.
Wait, don't want me with him.
I'm saying it's cool that they met that way.
Amy, it's okay to be on my team every once in a while.
I was and you lost.
Oh, the race.
Oh, it's true.
You did.
Yeah, yeah.
So on that.
Oh, well, who else?
Give me some other celebrities.
No, no, you said everybody, so you didn't call everybody.
I nailed it.
Okay, thank you.
Here's Amy's Pile of Stories.
So, Fortnite's this crazy video game.
It's like all the rage right now.
And I guess kids, yeah, yeah.
Okay, so kids are playing it in school.
And a teacher wrote the dude that created Fortnite.
And I was like, kids can't be playing this in school.
So the creator put at the beginning of the game,
Mr. Hillman says stop playing in class.
That's funny.
So when you log on, like, I mean, some people I guess don't know what the teacher is,
but some of the students are like, what?
That's our teacher.
That's funny.
So pretty comical.
So yes, save it for it at home.
Don't play it during school.
Daddy fever is a thing.
You heard of it?
Daddy fever.
Interesting.
Is it like cat scratch fever?
No, but normally you just hear about women having baby fever.
But if the men are the ones really craving a child, it's called Daddy Fevers.
and there's a growing number of men that are getting it and they're pressuring their partners
to have kids like they're the ones saying it not the women and some are going as far as
to replace birth control pills with baby aspirin which is a little psychotic well turnabout's fair
play I had a nickel for every time someone took a needle through my car no I'm just getting it doesn't
never happen that only it's like what is it amy snorted okay so let's say you you're waking up
and you feel like you just under-sleved,
you did not get the rest that you needed,
some things that you need to do right away.
Open your curtains, boom, first thing you do.
But what about if you're us in the dark.
This is for normal people, Bobby, not us.
But let's say you have the opportunity
to get some natural light.
It tells your body right away to stop producing melatonin,
which will help, you know, you wake up.
And then a cold shower, it really does work.
I've been saying this for years.
Hop in a cold shower.
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And it also makes you miserable.
No, it doesn't.
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I'm Amy, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
There he is.
Have a seat right there.
Kevin Greup from Better Than Nazare, everybody.
Look at this guy's here.
You guys don't mess around.
I walk in in your life.
Yeah, you walk in, we're ready to go.
By the way, let me say this real quick.
Kevin's a friend of mine.
He has Pilgrimage Festival.
We're going to talk about that at one second.
But you came up on the show because producer Eddie here,
saw you at the movies.
Hey, Kevin.
Good to see you again.
I was thinking, brother, and he said hi to you, and you know who he was, and he was offended.
Wait, at the movies?
Oh, come on.
Is that what you said?
Yeah.
Did you hear this segment?
No, I wasn't listening, no.
There is no feed out there.
Tell me.
Do you remember seeing me at the movie?
What?
Yesterday?
No, no.
It's a few weeks.
I went to the movies.
I went and saw Ready Player 1.
Oh.
There's a few weeks ago.
I think we were watching Peter Rabbit.
And you walked right by me.
We were sitting on the same row, and you had popcorn in one hand and Coke another.
And I walked by him.
Kevin, good to see you.
And you're like, hey, man.
And kept on walking.
No, I said, bone show.
No.
Oh, he didn't tell us that part.
Yeah, I did.
You did?
Yes.
See, he painted you as a villain, Kevin.
No, I said, that's unfair.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Eddie.
Then I said, you want some popcorn.
No, you did.
Yeah, I do.
Kevin, you didn't offer me.
Huh.
Man.
Wow.
Well, I just want you.
I thought we had a moment there in the low light of the movie theater.
Did you see Peter Rabbit?
I did.
Do you like it?
I thought it was amazing.
really?
Yeah.
I really thought they did a great job.
It was funny, smart.
What did you think?
Eddie? I didn't see it.
I don't have kids.
Actually, you don't have to have kids to go see this.
It's got James...
Hey, because I'm going to fix his microphone.
We have a big star in here.
His microphone's brookery.
I've got a rather flaccid mic stand right now.
Thank you.
Is it better?
Okay.
Kevin's here.
Are you guys playing pilgrimage?
I'm going to.
I've got a solo album that's going to come out this fall.
You do?
I do.
How about that?
The world has been waiting.
Bobby.
I know you've been waiting.
I have been waiting.
I have been waiting. I'm a big fan. Here's a little clip of Better Than Ezra.
So you're putting out a solo record, huh? I am. Is this news?
It is news. Well, it's not really, we haven't done a press release or anything like that.
But yeah, BMG, the fine folks just down the street are going to put it out.
What kind of record is it?
It's, you know, it's my songwriting and my singing, but it sounds different from better than Ezra.
It's going to be a little more spare and stripped down.
You know, I listen. Maybe you can hear some Ryan Adams, some head in the heart in it.
some, you know, little bobby bones in there.
Oh, yes, of course.
I'm actually in it.
What's that sound like?
He's on the decks.
By the way, Kevin wrote this.
Do you know that?
I did not.
Yeah.
I did.
I like this one.
That's a good one.
What'd you write for Bar-Nagia ladies?
I've written a lot of songs with those guys.
I'm a huge fan.
Odds are.
Going to Walk.
Songs of the new album like Looking Up.
bringing it home, duct tape heart.
Look at you.
Oh, yeah.
How are you making the most money now?
Public appearances, Bobby.
Yeah?
You know, mall openings, TGI Friday, stuff like that.
Probably songwriting still.
You know, it's just the gift that keeps giving.
You write every day?
I do.
I do.
I'll be leaving here and going to my studio in Franklin, Tennessee,
and summoning the muse.
Hopefully she'll do that dance with me.
I rarely geek out on people.
And every time I've seen Kevin in an airport,
I've geeked out every single time.
It's kind of a moment.
People are like, whoa, what's going on?
I'm like, do you remember me on Bobby?
He's like, yeah, I've been on your show
and I've played the million-dollar show with you.
That was a blast, by the way.
Oh, thanks, man.
For me, it was cool to be able to play those songs.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it was very cool.
I got a lot of likes when I posted us together on Instagram.
That's what I do.
I have a bunch of accounts, and I go like all your pictures.
It's nuts.
All right, so Kevin's here because on Friday of last week, tickets went on sale to the Pilgrimage Festival.
So what is your role in this?
You are your founder, partner?
What's that mean?
Well, so Friday, the day after Thanksgiving, in 2013, I took a run from my house out a mile from my house.
And I found myself out at Harlinsdale Farm in Franklin, Tennessee.
And I was like, oh, my God, this is the best setting for a music festival I've ever seen.
and ran home, called a couple of buddies out of breath,
and here we are now about to embark on year four this September.
It was really just an idea I had.
And, you know, I, my partners grew up going to New Orleans Jazz and Heritage Festival down in New Orleans.
And you know that.
This is this multi-genre festival, showcased the best music, arts, cuisine, merchants of the deep south, like New Orleans area.
And I had this idea.
I was like, wait a second.
I'm in Music City, 16 miles from downtown Nashville, a mile and a half from my heart.
65 in Franklin, Tennessee, and nobody's doing a festival like this.
It showcases all the music of Nashville.
And that was the idea, the DNA right there.
And it's taken off.
I think Lionel Richie is playing.
I'm going from memory here.
Lionel Richie's playing it this year.
Oh, you have the poster.
And it was pristine, and I turned on your street.
And I spilled coffee on this poster.
Oh, wow.
I got to get a new one.
Right.
But here you go.
I would keep the coffee-stained one.
Jack White, Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie.
Oh, Counting Crows.
You know those guys?
I do.
I got some good...
We need to talk off there.
I got some great Adam Durrit's stories.
Favorite band, that's my favorite band.
After Better Than Ezra.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
I mean, I'm a huge fan.
I'm a huge fan of Counting Crows.
Counting Crows are here.
Bleachers.
We could just do, we could just do Acapella, greatest hits.
Do you know what you should do?
You should kind of my house into the Bobbycast.
I'm down.
Because I would geek out.
You think I geeked out on stage with you.
Just wait.
Wait until he gets you in his house.
Yeah, right?
Kevin's playing at Kev Mo, Pete Yorne.
I mean, this is Jillian Jacqueline.
So it's a little bit of everything, huh?
Like a little bit of all the office stuff.
It is, you know, because my whole thing is, you know, if you look at people's Spotify
playlist or whatever playlist they have, it's not one type of music.
It's kind of schizophrenic.
It's all over the place.
And I wanted a festival that reflected what people really do listen to.
You don't listen to Only Country.
Most people don't.
You know, you've got some pop in there and some 80s hair metal, you know.
And that idea is kind of resists.
with a lot of people. Amos Lee. Come on. Right. Did you just go to my list and make a festival or what?
We got Dawes there too. And Hozier has a new album. I've heard the single that they're going to put out
the beginning of summer. That's insane. And then look, Chris Stapleton. And here's a deal.
I don't know him. Yeah, he's an upstart, brash, young guy. Kind of like Dan and Chee, but not, you know,
not that ed. His interior? Yeah. Little, not as much appellation on the chest.
Um, yes, so Stapleton.
And if you look on Justin Timberlake's tour schedule, he's off that weekend.
Now, now that's interesting.
You say that because he's also, how is he involved in this though?
So, because he had line last year.
He's a partner.
Okay.
And he's one of your buddies that you just called after your run.
You know what?
I wish.
I wish.
Because that's what when you said that.
We become friends.
I was picturing you being like, yo, Justin.
Yo, Justin.
I was, uh, I managed this.
artist named Nawaz, who's kind of like a Justin meets DeAngelo, New Orleans kid. He's on
Capitol Records. And before he was signed, Justin's team at Villa 40 approached me about them
putting out the album. And we had a great lunch at Pinewood Social. And towards the end, I was like,
man, you know, I kind of saw an opening. I was like, you guys should come to Pilgrimage Festival.
And both of them were like, we went. It was awesome. I was like, well, let's, Justin's move into,
Leepers Fork. Why don't you guys, you know, curate his staff?
or something, and that's how the dialogue started.
And then we realized we had all these mutual friends and just step by step, really natural.
You know, J.T. and his team came in, and it's been really cool.
And so what you're saying is, you don't know what he's doing at this time, but you could
possibly be around somewhere.
He may be around somewhere near the festival this September 22nd, 23rd.
Tickets are on sale.
They're going fast.
So I would suggest you go to pilgrimage festival.com.
Get your tickets for Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie, Jack White.
Yeah, look at that.
Chris Stapleton, Lionel Richie.
Jack White, Counting Crows, Amos Lee, El King.
El King. She's awesome.
Yeah. The cool thing about doing these festivals is all the labels or managers, they send
me the new singles and the new music. Like the new El King stuff is insane. It's great.
Got a chance to know her from Dirk's because her Dirk did this big song together.
Such a good song.
Well, thanks for stopping by, man. You know I'm a fan.
You know I'm a fan.
You know I'm a fan. Whatever you need for me. And I'm going to get you over the house and we'll do the
podcast. We'll do it. We'll do the long form. I get gritty though.
Really? Just no holds bar.
Do I cry usually? Do your guests usually weep?
I'm naked when I do it.
I'm going to bring my ukulele.
And we're going to do ukulele, partially nude counting crows review.
I'm into it.
You be partially, I'll be fully.
All right, Kevin Griffin, PilgrimageFestable.com, Stapleton, Lionel Richie, Jack White, so many others.
Even just go look at the lineup.
And thanks, man.
We'll see you soon.
Dude, always.
Thank you.
Kevin Griffin, everybody.
What's on the agenda for today, Amy, Amy?
Going to Top Golf.
For your kids?
Yeah, well, and my husband and then a couple of like, two other couples, like a day day.
But my kids are enrolled in some like golf camp thing there.
So apparently now I need to brush up on my skills.
I think this is your husband wanting to play golf and he's got everybody else involved.
Like that's really what I think.
Oh, 100%.
There's no denial, but I'm not going to be left out.
I'm not.
Amen to that.
Yeah.
So bring it.
Lunchbox.
I'm taking a nap today.
I'm going to take a long nap.
I didn't get much sleep last night. I was up late.
Watch a basketball game?
Yeah. I had a soccer game, so I had to record the games. I had to watch the game after my soccer game.
So you watch the whole game after the game if you haven't recorded and you don't just watch the last quarter?
Yeah.
Or half.
See what the NBA is going to start offering at the last two minutes of a game that you can buy online for like 99 cents.
Oh, I kind of like that.
Oh, that's cool.
So you have your card already uploaded into if Twitter is the user or wherever.
And a lot of people said the NBA is just decided in the last two minutes.
So you get an alert going, hey, the last two minutes, the game's on between, you know, Cleveland and Golden State.
So you can pay 99 cents and watch it.
That's kind of interesting.
I'll probably do that never.
Yeah, never were a third.
Yeah.
Oh, boy.
Bobbybowons.com is our website.
I don't know what I was supposed to have some stuff happening today, but I am not feeling good.
What were you going to do?
Well, Al Dina was coming to the house to do a bobbycast.
I don't know if I can pull that off.
You mean me to fill in?
We were helping you would invite everybody at your birthday party to do a bobbycast.
there were too many people.
I know.
I didn't even show him about my house.
No, you didn't.
I know.
Stevenson got in trouble going up to your room.
Did you know he went up there?
No.
Well, his sister told on him.
Oh, did she go thumbs down?
Yeah, he made a poor choice.
Well, we had a thing, like, if y'all, like, when we were driving over there, we just
want to make sure they were on their best behavior.
So my husband pulled out a dollar and was like, whoever, you know, behaves the best
at the party gets this dollar.
And so in the car ride home, we're trying to decide who to behave the best.
because I thought they were both awesome.
And then my daughter is like,
Stevenson went into Bobby's room without Bobby knowing.
Nobody had no permission and he went and snooped around.
And I was like, okay, so sure, you get the dollar.
You get the dollar.
I should do that with you guys.
Yeah.
Yeah, who gets the dollar today?
Because he needs to learn.
When you're a guest in someone's home,
you don't go sneak into their bedroom.
That's a good point.
You know what I'm missing a lot of prescriptions.
Wow, check his back.
Amy sending them into steel prescriptions.
Okay, here's what you do.
Go into the mirror cabinet in the bathroom
and just grab them all.
Okay.
Today the dollar goes to Mike D.
Of course it does.
Amy, you're right.
Of course it does.
We'll see you guys tomorrow.
Thank you.
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