The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Gives Away TV Prize To Wrong Person + Dustin Lynch Talks About His Relationship Status
Episode Date: March 28, 2019Lunchbox accidentally gives away a TV to the wrong person. Dustin Lynch stops by and talks new music and about his dating life. Also, Bobby talks about getting emotional at the funeral he was asked to... speak at. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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All right.
The Bobby Bones, post-show pre-show.
Show's over today.
I'm in New York right now.
Everybody else is...
Just to explain, we don't want to spend
a lot of time in this on the air,
but I think it'd be cool to explain to our listeners
again how we do shows
when I travel.
I sit in a studio,
and right now I'm in New York.
And with technology, you can pretty much go anywhere.
I can go anywhere.
Amy goes places, lunchbox, you know, ghost places sometimes.
And you can sit in a room.
And as long as you have a visual and a good connection,
you almost can't tell the difference, right?
Yeah, that good connection is crucial, though.
Yeah, once a couple weeks ago, they put me in a bad room.
Oh, once Amy was in a bad room.
It's the worst.
And I kind of had to shut it down and be like, Amy, don't talk.
I know.
But we don't really bring that up on the air.
But I'm sitting in a room in New York.
in some tall building.
What part town are we in?
And Tribeca in Manhattan, New York.
New York City, the big D.
No, that's not the big D.
Oh, that's Dallas.
Oh, oh, oh.
The city of brotherly love.
No, that's Philly.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
So, and then I'm looking at Amy on an iPad.
And so we visually see each other.
I don't see the rest of the room, but what Amy does is she works is my signal caller.
So if Ramundo's playing a clip, like Ramundo play that My Maria clip that I see appear on my wall.
just the song that Brooks and Dunn version
I can take my hand
and move my hand down
and Amy will do the motion I'm doing to Ray Mundo
to pull the clip down
so I'll do this
and Amy will take it to Ray
and Ray pulls it down
and that's how we do the show
when I'm gone
sometimes if we lose connection
I just got to guess I listen to the song
I feel it I try to channel my inner Bobby
and I turn Ray down
and I just hope that it was right
the reason I think that we do this
pretty well is because
for five years, Amy lived in another state while we did the show.
Yeah, I did the show from my garage.
And we've talked about that, but it was just, like, I wanted Amy to be on this show.
She was leaving. We threw a going to go away party. I was like, nope, I'm not going to
resign my contract unless Amy stays. So built our studio. We learned how to do it. And
sometimes if our connections are not good, we won't even see each other the whole show. We'll
sit here and do it. But anyway, that's what's happening today. Also, today it's Reba McIntyre's
birthday. Had birthday to Reba. She's 64.
years old. She was born today.
195. Yeah. Reba was born. In Oklahoma,
she has sold more than 70 million albums worldwide.
Big for Reba, the TV show,
won all these awards. 32 number one song. Some of her biggest number ones
are, You Lie.
First number one was Can't Even Get the Blues.
What's that, Eddie? Listen to that. That sounds so cool.
Yeah.
And old.
That's our first ever number one.
Obviously, Little Rock, which I love, when she came out, talked to her by this one.
And here you go.
Fun fact, fancy from Riba not only is a cover, which we talked about.
Right?
Didn't we talk about that?
It only peaked at number eight.
And I think a lot of people would assume that's her biggest song.
Yeah.
Because it's lasted and is famous.
But yeah, love Riba.
You know, when Riba was getting her award,
in D.C. at the Kennedy Honors.
And that's like the biggest award you can get as a creative.
They give it to Riba and share and, you know,
a couple of other people who have been doing music for a long, long time.
Like an actress.
Remember who?
But they said, will you come and be the first person on the show on CBS and intro Riba?
And I thought, first I thought when they invited me, Amy,
honestly got that they wanted me to sit in the crowd.
They were like, will you come to Rivas' introduction?
And I said, sure.
our support. I don't know Riva so well that I could call her or text her, but we always talk when
we see each other, which is crazy to say. But then they were like, no, no, we want you to actually
come and introduce her. And so I was like, great. So I was just like writing the speech and these
jokes. And I remember going up, I don't think I've ever shared this. And I was nervous
because again, there are Supreme Court justices and senators all sitting out there. And it's not
really a crowd that is there to laugh yet at the very first of a show. And they're not going to
know who I am. So I have two strikes against me already. And I think Reba's awesome. And so I don't
mess this up. And I go out and I start with some serious stuff about how much like Reba was a
part of my childhood listening for music. And then I tell a couple jokes. And I get some moderate laughs.
They told one, I got a really good laugh. Told a couple that you got low laughs. I don't say,
got it. I made a bad joke. That's a bad joke anyway. If somebody doesn't get it. And I
watched it back on TV and they cut it down.
They cut everyone's down because
they just kind of let you go as long as you wanted and they cut it
down from that. Amy, I think
they added laugh tracks at two of my jokes.
Really? Oh.
And I didn't hate that by the way.
No. Of course. Because the jokes did okay in the room
but I think
they added some, unless I was
just funnier than I thought I was, but I don't think so.
Like I watched it back on TV and I was like
that's pretty funny, but I remember the audience laughing
that hard. So
shout out. Shout out.
Shout out.
Love it.
Like, add laugh tracks.
If I'm ever on TV show, if I'm ever on like a fitness magazine, add abs.
You know, you can airbrush me like crazy.
You're okay with that?
Of course.
I want you to be comfortable with your body and who you are.
I am, but I'm even more comfortable when they made me better.
I know.
But you want other men to look up to you, embracing your body.
That's what we have to do is women.
We have to stop the whole, the airbrushing on the magazines.
it's not attainable.
There you go.
That's right.
It sucks for you guys.
Me?
Airbrushed the crap out of me, man.
I want an eight pack.
Yeah.
Like, I'll take it.
I'll take every bit of it.
See?
That sounded normal.
Yeah.
What sounded normal?
The laugh track?
There was all of us.
Oh, there was a laugh track?
You didn't hear it?
I thought that was all you guys just like loving a joke.
Yeah.
Okay.
Eddie, are you that slow that you thought I really didn't hear the laugh track?
We spent all that time talking about technology.
It's so good.
Oh my gosh.
Bobby can't hear that laugh.
Whatever.
I was reading this story.
There's a pair of college friends.
They spent three weeks living off bugs as they wandered naked around a Malaysian jungle
because they wanted to be like Bear Grills on TV.
Their names were Daniel and James.
They were like, hey, let's go to the rainforest and see if they could be done.
But they gave up after 16 days when Daniel cut his hand on a machete.
They lost 46 pounds.
Wow.
And they just ate bugs?
They ran out of water on the first day.
Well, that's not good.
They regularly blacked out from hunger.
I'd be out like day two.
If I'm blacking out.
How many days do you?
And it's voluntarily, I'm out.
16.
How many of what?
A whole, what?
They were going a month.
I think a month.
So I can say this now is that I was a pro.
Let me just say.
I was talking about going on that show, Bear Girls, Survivor, that Survivor show?
Yeah.
Not Survivor the Game Show, but Bear Girls, where you go on,
you survive with him and you go to some crazy part of the world and you for like three days you have to
like rough it and they documented it all and we were talking about me doing that show but because of
all of my schedule now I couldn't do it and he tapes right in the middle of me doing all this and I said
yeah I would love to do it if we can work it out and it was in like a South American country
but in my heart I was like oh my God what if I die and a little bit of me like one percent of me
is like thank goodness because I was going to go do it I know I thought you were too and I told Amy
I think I'm going to do this show
because I thought it would be,
like,
I thought it'd be cool to talk about
once it was over.
Yeah.
Like once it was going?
Yeah.
It would be an amazing experience
once in a lifetime.
If you don't die.
I don't understand about those shows,
though,
is that someone's filming them, right?
They set the camera up,
I think.
Obert does all of it
or there's a camera crew
with him?
I think,
listen,
I'm not sure.
You may look this up,
but I thought he took a camera with him
and set it up.
Okay.
Yeah, that's what he does.
Yeah.
Because I always think like,
oh, man,
this survivor.
or buy himself, wait a minute. How are five cameras shooting this dude?
Well, it's never like a five camera shot.
They could maybe take one person with them because I was watching one with him and Marshawn
Lynch, the football player. Oh, cool. And it's just one bad camera. So it could be one person with
them or he could set the camera up one of the ways. But I was going to do that show. I thought
that would be pretty cool after it was over. Not while it was happening because I'd be miserable
and scared. But I thought it'd be fun, but I'm not able to do that.
So what else do I have here that I want to talk about? Amy's podcast is up today.
Yeah.
Four things with Amy Brown.
What's on the agenda this week?
Well, so I brought Carrie on my face girl, and we talk about over-the-counter things that are really good for you, like stuff that you can just get at the grocery store.
It's nothing crazy or expensive.
And then I have another friend that is on talking with me about, you know, if you want to say hi to someone or send an email, like it could change your life because that's how I met him five years ago.
He's the one that emailed me about us doing the food packing event for Haiti where we broke a Guinness World Record.
And he, I mean, he had no idea if I would reply to that.
And like, he's gone to Haiti with me since then.
We're friends now.
So it's like, just send that email and make me think about how I said hi to you at a restaurant.
And it changed my life.
So you may hear back nothing or nothing may come of it or your life could totally change.
You know, that's interesting that you bring that up because I was, I'm really, I'm thinking about a third book right now.
I don't want to just write one for the sake of writing one, but I kind of have an idea and a premise.
and a story that I have about that same thing
I was
I was going into ABC
this is a year and a half ago
and in my first book I talked about how I was up
I did a pilot and I got
Dionne Sanders and I were cast for the pilot
and we had the show we did all of it
and then at the last minute the pilot didn't go through
and so I'd remained and I had this
I was doing all these meetings
and for years and years I would just fly back and forth
Los Angeles and do all these
and just beg for people to have meetings with me
for years I'm going to talk about on the show
just go and just be like, give me 15 minutes.
And that would turn into people going, giving me 30 minutes.
And years later, I'm in other meetings.
So none of this stuff happened overnight.
But what did happen was I'm in a meeting at ABC.
And I'm sitting in the lobby and there's another lady sitting in the lobby.
And she's British.
And I was like, oh, where are you from?
We start talking.
And we kind of hit it off just like having a conversation.
I didn't know much about her.
I knew she was there to have a meeting with that dude that I was going to meet with too.
and she goes first.
I'm just sitting there.
And then I got called in a few minutes later.
And I walk in and she's the freaking executive producer of American Idol.
I didn't know that.
She's the showrunner, executive producer, everything.
And we had just spent 20 minutes talking just as humans.
And that was when I do think that's what kind of convinced her.
Because I just did a couple.
I was only brought up for like one episode at very first last year.
I do think that's what convinced her to put me on the show.
Like, doesn't think she was borderline.
She's like, what, this guy?
He does radio.
Okay, so what?
He's running a book.
Yeah.
Like, a lot of people, you know, he's kind of funny, but not super funny.
But we sat and talked, and when I went to the meeting, it was like, oh.
And then she put me on one episode, turned into two, turned into four, turned into this season of full time.
All because of a freaking conversation we were having a lobby.
It was crazy.
It's awesome.
Yeah.
Have ever told that story?
You haven't. I don't think so.
Well, in case my third bullet comes out, it will be much better than that when I write it.
Okay. Can't wait.
But that's cool.
There's, oh yeah. Mike D says they take a two people camera crew now.
The show's gotten bigger. I guess he's broke at first.
Oh, okay. Oh, okay.
He just has to do it with himself.
Are you seeing these stories about all these restraining orders people are getting?
No, my. What they do.
Okay. Okay, so first, Taylor Swift.
You remember this one from a few weeks ago?
the guy that got out of jail
went back to Taylor Swift's house
and they arrested him again
Oh yeah
Yeah
He had a restraining order
He's like a stalker
And so he gets out of jail
And goes right to Taylor's house
And so then
Chris Martin of Cole play
He's gotten a restraining order
Against a woman who believes
She's dating him
I saw this one
Martin also claims
The police have approached the woman
Told her stay away to no avail
She keeps coming back
The letters at his home
Are referencing children
Suicide death and Delusions
A Romantic Or
relationship. There's another one. Natalie Portman, I'm just reading these. These are all
happening recently. A 23-year-old man, police say was stalking Natalie Portman was arrested outside
her house on Tuesday, so two days ago, 3.30 p.m. He's not even doing it at like 30.m.
Come on, dude. Doing the dark. I mean, if you're going to do it, don't do it. No, do it in a day. But you
know what I mean? Like, I want to do it at 3.30 p.m.
Yeah, Bobby, don't give people tips. I'm telling. Nobody's listening to this right now going,
I'm on the borderline of stalking.
But here's the thing about these weirdo stalkers.
Do they really think if they go hang around these people enough,
they're going to fall in love with them?
Yeah, I don't know.
The answer is yes.
The answer is yes.
Yes, they do.
I mean, they're delusional.
Yes.
Yes, which is why.
Which is scary.
Absolutely.
It takes one person, one time, one stab, and it's all over.
So, yeah, these celebrities are, like,
that's why they can't be around a mass group of people.
it's a numbers game.
If like a million people love you and get to be around you all the time,
one of them are going to want to stab you and eat your liver.
That's all the Chris Martin.
Remember the girl that was watching David Letterman
and thinking that he was talking her through the TV?
Do you remember that one?
Vaguely. I feel like I remember you telling you something about it,
but that is, that's weird.
That's weird.
You have to be so like psychologically just a hot-
Yeah, well, yeah.
There's lots going on.
Imbalanced.
Yeah.
Mike, Deep.
the whole minute or stuff in the Howard Stern
show club. Do you want to hear that? Have you heard that?
Yeah, I want to hear it. I'm a big Howard Stern fan. I've been
my whole life. It's a minute and a half or so.
And he's, what I'm told was he was talking about
Marin and he was watching me interview her.
And he starts playing her song. Well, I like this song. And this is like
a bit of it. Here you go.
But she was on the, who's the guy who is on dancing with the stars? And he
evidently's on like 640 radio stations.
A country guy. Country D.
DJ.
Oh, I don't know that.
Bobby Bones. She was on the Bobby Bones show for years
doing country songs. I kind of
know everything about her now.
I never even heard of Bobby Bones
still dancing with his stars, but evidently, he's like the
biggest thing in radio.
He's like
Ryan Seacrest of
country. Yeah.
He talked about you in his book, hell?
He has a book?
Yeah, he's just about how much
he loves you and how he kind of modeled his career
after you. Bobby?
Bobby, Bones.
If you did Dancing with the Stars, you don't f*** your career for me.
But I'll take that as a very nice compliment.
Thank you, Bobby.
Well, I mean, he can't be you, so he has to do dancing with the stars.
Well, that's how I became aware of him.
I became, like, I still get, he seems like a nice guy, I mean.
But I'm a scumbag.
That's how I rose to the top.
Well, everybody's trying to figure out how to be you with.
Without all that.
Yeah.
That's what a guy asked me once.
How do you do it?
But without all the stuff you guys went through.
Just be yourself.
That's all.
No, don't be yourself.
Yeah, through yourself, you're going nowhere.
I know on all these kids shows, they're like, you know, the Nickelode shows.
All the actors, all the young actors could say, hey, kids.
There you go.
So I thought that's pretty cool.
I love that.
I want to hear, yeah, that's awesome.
Yeah, that's awesome for me.
that movie that he what's that movie private parks yeah I've never seen it
should I watch it great yeah it's really good like I I love Howard Stern so and there's a
story so if you Google hey Google that Rolling Stone interview they did with me about being
like the best interviewer and I was like no no do not say that I think I said like I'm the
second best interviewer in radio and I was like because I would never say that I'm better than
Howard's turn. And so it was a couple years ago. And
I said something else. It was kind of controversial at the time. Here's
let me, I'm a little hazy here. Mike D's handing me this story. Uh, it's from
Rolling Stone. The headline is Bobby Bones on country beefs, death threats,
and the state of radio. Is this the one? No, I don't think this is it. This is about me
getting death threats. Anyway, whatever. Inside of that, I was like, hey,
you can't say I'm the best interviewer. I said,
I'm the second best interviewer
behind Howard's turn.
So anyway, I thought that was pretty cool.
Mike D pulled the whole clip.
Hey, but how does that feel, bones?
Like, this is stuff that...
It feels freaking great.
It feels freaking great.
It goes back to, this goes back to like your teenage years.
Yes.
Like, to me, regardless of how you feel about his content,
he's the greatest to ever do it
because he was really the one that was like,
I could go, oh, he's just being himself
or when he's saying how he feels,
even if people don't like it,
they at least appreciate that he's telling his truth.
like and that's with me
I don't think people
have to agree with me all the time
they rarely don't
I mean
I can't post
I'll read it in a second
I'm an idiot
and I say things sometimes
that are really obnoxious
and as long as people know
I'm being for real
about my obnoxiousness
then I'm good
like it's so hard to find
honesty
and I try to be as honest as I can
and sometimes I'm just wrong
but here let me see the headline
but it feels great Eddie
that's like the only thing
that could be on parts
of David Letterman
was talking about me
yeah
Oh my gosh, you would die
I mean that's like
trifecta is amazing
Yeah, like I love and I thanked in both of my books
Letterman Howard Stern
And then my second book Jimmy Kimmel
So here it is
This is from the Washington Post
Why Country Radio host Bobby Bones doesn't regret
Saying he's the best interviewer
Next to Howard Stern
That's what it was
So there you go
Speaking of that
There's a new interview with Jana Kramer
On the Bobbycast
If you want to hear that
the show's over.
Check out some of our podcast.
If you like sports,
the guys have a sports show they do every day.
It's called The Soar Losers Show.
What are you guys talking about?
What's the big topic now,
lunchbox with you guys?
The new football league is going bye-bye.
It's already over.
It didn't last very long.
Wait.
What?
The AAF is already
putting out the things that they're probably going to fold
after this season.
Really?
Yeah.
Johnny Manzell did.
didn't save the league?
Nope, and needed
of that guy that put $250 million
into it.
Did that money actually ever go, though?
Or did he just say it was going?
Because I don't think it went.
Well, he's now the
owner of the league.
Like, he's the majority owner.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, you can hear that.
That sucks for them.
I mean, there were like 200 people
going to those games, bones.
They look pretty sad.
Yeah.
But that's how it starts.
You've got to build.
Like, when you open a business,
100 people don't come the first day,
10, then 20.
They don't go for the grand opening?
It's all, it's, well, yes.
They actually, they should.
It should be big at first, really big at first.
Especially people know about the,
you try to get the products as known as possible.
However, it's all about where the growth is they see in five years and if they don't see it.
Yeah.
No, well.
Anything else, Amy?
Nah.
We want to mention here.
I see you're kind of nodding off when Amy starts to lean back in a chair and be over it.
Oh, no, but I don't know anything about American League football or what Johnny
Mansell's doing.
You would take his A&M.
I know.
Oh, let me run this by you guys.
Okay.
So I mentioned that I had said, hey, there's this girl, not even dating her, not even, never
been on a date with her, know her as a friend.
And I was like, you know what?
She'd be fun as a date to this wedding.
It's also pretty cute.
And I was like, hey, do you want to go to this wedding?
And her response was, Amy?
Oh, I can.
I'm going to a bachelorette party in Iceland.
Right.
Which is like the most random response ever.
Apparently she really is.
Well, yeah, I hope so.
Oh, she is? Okay, good.
Well, listen, I didn't know.
I thought maybe just a funny answer, like, to say no.
Yeah.
Amy was my first choice to go, and she can't,
because she has some stuff with her kids, can't find a sitter.
Then I went to this other girl and was like, no.
And my question is, I've already reserved that, is it,
do she have me to show up if I've RSVPed?
And they're like, we need a name plate for whomever is coming with you.
Oh, I don't think they're having name plates.
I think as long as you just text Sarah and Cody and let them know, it's not a big deal.
Let me read this.
What are you going to say, lunch, wrong?
I was going to say your fallback could be Morgan number two.
Interesting, but here's the thing with that.
Is that your girl?
Here it is, Amy.
It says, hi, here you bring into the wedding so we can add them to the seating chart.
Oh.
Oh, the chart.
Oh.
Oh.
Yeah.
Sign seats.
I would take Morgan number two.
But then after come in here and deal with lunch,
Watch box.
Oh, yeah.
What is you so immature?
I'm just saying it's wedding.
Bajikawa.
What?
Like, you think that that's happening?
Right.
You're done.
You ever taking a girl to a wedding?
No.
Oh, well.
Have you?
Yeah.
And then what happened?
Let's just say we went back to the little cabin and we had some fun.
The cabin?
Yeah.
Isn't that your wife?
Was it Abe Lincoln's farm?
No, I'm just saying the wedding was in Salado, Texas.
Okay.
Why did you say Salado is so sexy?
Because it's a little small town.
We rented a little cabin and...
Again, is this your wife?
Nope.
Was it this year?
That was pre-wife.
Okay, y'all were dating.
I mean, the wife, the woman you married, this is when y'all were dating?
No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
I said this is pre-wife.
So this only happened once.
You have one wedding example with one person.
No, I'm just telling you that's one example.
Like, come on, guys.
Well, I wouldn't hear more.
You do?
Okay, go ahead.
I really don't.
But I don't get me either.
Like, a little bit of me went,
Buh.
That's just how.
It's funny where he's like,
have you ever taken a girl to a wedding?
And then he's got like a one example.
Or a girl invites you to a wedding.
10 years ago.
Yeah.
That's what she wants.
because you get free alcohol at a wedding
and the whole love environment.
I don't drink.
I'm just saying the women wants to get frisky
after a wedding.
Oh, that's how it works.
Amy, since there's a seating chart,
here's the question.
Is it bad form if I go by myself?
I mean, you should give them a heads up.
But yeah, if you wanted to take somebody, then.
I don't know.
What is the answer?
I'm not, the etiquette queen.
I think that if you decide you're going alone,
You 100% should text Sarah and Cody.
If you feel like you need to fill that seat, then, yeah, see if Morgan number two or somebody else is available.
So that way the guilt can be gone and you have, you know, nothing's wasted.
And should I feel guilty that I go to Morgan number two and always go, hey, if these first two don't work out?
Because that's happened a few times.
You should ask her.
Oh, you guys got a relationship like that, you know.
Morgan number two, how do you feel about all this?
Yeah, I feel a little B-team.
player right now. It's fine. But I can't go anyway. I have tickets to the Kelly Clarkson show.
Bachelor party in Iceland. I love Kelly Clarkson. Oh, man. Your girls. Can you see Kelly Clarkson in Mexico?
Yeah. Your BFF can't even go. That's wrong. I know. I know. I just have to, because I had some other people
reach out, Amy, that were like, I don't have a bachelor at party in Iceland. Like, people that I just
kind of know. But it's like, if I don't know them really, and I don't want to,
That's probably not a good thing, right?
I mean, it was very, I love that you were thinking positively, like you would have a date.
Sort of like the destination wedding that we're all going to, sort of.
Did you RSVP for a date to that one?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love that you're like, optimistic.
That's the word.
Like you're putting it out there that you're going to have someone.
It just didn't quite work out this time, and this one was probably way easier to find a date to than a destination.
wedding, but.
Yeah.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You know.
Amy, this girl just said, so it's like, hey, I'll go with you.
I sent your Instagram page.
Oh, she's very pretty.
Oh, my.
Yeah.
Dang, you move on quick from Morgan number two.
This is for the wedding this weekend?
Yeah.
Is she a model?
Yeah, bring her bones.
Oh, yeah, bring that.
No, don't say that.
Don't say that.
Make everything creepy.
No, I'd bring that girl.
Wait, stop that girl.
That girl, he said.
Wait, what?
How do you know this person?
Yeah, how do you know her?
How do you know her?
You need to know her better.
I'm looking at a picture of her and a boy.
I know that's just a...
Who is that?
Is that her brother?
Yep.
Who cares who it is?
If she wants to go to a wedding with him, bring it.
He's in one picture, Amy.
Don't matter.
Yep.
He's irrelevant.
What do you think about that, Amy?
Yeah.
Is she a model?
Or does she just model on her Instagram?
She's a model, I think.
I mean, she's pretty enough.
to be a model. She should be a model. She's not
sign her. She likes the beach, too.
Yeah, she likes bikinis.
What's her regimen?
Get your hand off my computer.
I got a seat over there.
Oh, this is cute.
Yeah, it is. Which outfit are you looking at? Which bikini?
I think it's an outdoor voices outfit.
Oh, my God.
I recognize it because I think I have the same sports for all. It does not look like that
on me. So hold it. So lunchbox, if Bones takes her to the wedding, you think
Bown chika psal.
Wait, Bobby. Are you? Oh, I have these boots.
Oh my gosh, I can be friends with her.
Oh, boy.
So she's one of the people that message you saying I don't have a bachelor party in Iceland that weekend.
Yeah, like being funny.
Yeah.
Hold on.
Well, first of all, that's funny, which is a good sign.
This is what she said.
Hold on.
She said.
Now, this is what she said.
Hold on.
She said, I'm free Friday at four.
And you reply.
Lock it in.
Do you want to know what I replied, really?
Oh, don't tell me you blew it.
Yeah, I want to know.
Did you make a joke?
No, I just asked a real question.
I said, do you dance, though?
Oh, that's a good one, actually.
Not well, but I can give him my best shot.
Oh, and there's flirting going on, guys.
Why are you play by playing?
Yeah, the conversation.
He's doing play by play.
Okay, I mean, is it not flirting back and play?
So you don't know her other than this, like, direct message?
or something? No, no, I've met her a few times.
Oh. Oh, I missed that part. Sorry.
I mean, I don't know her, nowhere. We've never hung out, but I know her from the gym.
Like, the boxing gym?
Yeah. Well.
Is that she boxes? Is that what she does?
It's about time you get to nowhere outside of the gym.
It's so funny you say that. Like, right when you said that, I just got to this page on her Instagram where she's a title.
Like, literally. She's doing jump, big jump-up thingies on a...
Yeah, she's very fit.
Look at this one.
Oh, my God.
Oh, yes.
Stop.
Yeah.
She's chilling in Orlando there.
What are we thinking?
Amy.
Is she like a trainer?
She's a model.
Amy, who cares what she is?
I'm trying to figure out what she does.
It doesn't matter.
Should I, what do you think?
Amy, I don't know.
Is it weird to take someone you just really don't know it all?
I think you should do it.
Take her as your date to the wedding.
Tell them, Amy.
Tell them.
Yeah, do it.
Not because of what these guys are saying.
But she seems cool.
And, I mean, I think it would be fun and good for you.
Yeah, good for you.
And I'll do some recon for you.
I'll ask her some hidden questions.
How, do we know how old she is?
Doesn't matter.
We don't.
She's old enough to drink.
What are you thinking about?
Is she?
Double check.
No, she looks.
Is this the problem?
Like, I'm not sure I have that bag.
Should I really ask her to go?
I like her.
We have a lot of things in common.
Why would you not?
I mean,
because I don't want to get stuck with somebody.
I don't know.
Okay.
If you're stuck with that,
that's a pretty good stuff.
With her.
If you're stuck with her,
not that.
That girl.
Oh,
you got another one.
Yep.
Yep.
Yeah.
I love Jackson Falls.
Okay, so are you messaging her right now?
Yeah, I've done it right now.
It's been quiet.
What are you doing?
He's messaging.
her.
What are you saying?
Amy said to do it.
I trust Amy.
Yeah, you should do it.
Yeah, of course.
Trust Amy.
Yep.
All right.
You guys shut up.
You guys are going to be there, right?
Yes.
All right.
Can't wait to talk to her.
If this works out, maybe she can go to the destination wedding.
We're getting way ahead of ourselves.
I'm going to ask her if she's free in November.
Oh, my.
Lunchbox.
Look at this one.
Oh, my goodness.
You guys have to stop.
I'm done with this.
Oh, that's the best one for sure.
Which one?
Bo show.
Seaside.
She's in Seaside.
Wow
Ray
Enough
Like Ray
Wants me to take the computer
Of the glass room
Enough
All right
All right
Hey
Close that one on your Instagram
She uses his vital proteins too
Okay
She's very pretty
Bones
So whatever you want to do man
I'm sure
Yeah she's got a great personality too
I don't even notice she was pretty
I just noticed
Stop it shut up
Stop
That's the dumbest thing you've ever said
All right
Oh my back
hurts.
Your neck, your back?
My back.
My neck.
Say my neck.
My back.
Is it hot in here?
All right, you two, perms.
We're going to go.
That's Eddie.
That's not me.
Why are you going to want but me in that category?
Because you were saying that and, oh.
All right, we're done.
We spent a lot of time here just hanging out.
I hope you guys have a good day.
Everybody here.
We're going to start today's show.
And tell that girl.
Tell your girl.
I'll see your Friday.
I will not.
I will not.
And I don't even know that it's going to work out.
But we'll see it.
We'll see it happens.
All right.
Thank you all.
And here's today's show.
Away we go.
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Good morning.
Well, well, here we are.
I think we have a good show today because
Dustin Lynch will be by and
we're a few hours out, but
I like that dude. He's got that
Yep, yep song. He's got
I got a good girl.
He got, yeah.
He got Small Town Boy, which is a jam.
The question is,
Is he hot?
Or is he
Classically good looking
Or we'll talk about that later.
Okay.
Because I know how you girls like to gossip.
And by you girls, I mean me.
Exactly.
Morning Studio.
Morning!
Sorry.
Listen, I came across the story
before I came on the air.
A woman gave birth to twins,
which isn't super crazy, right?
No, it happens.
A lot of twins.
And each one has a different father.
One from her husband
and one from a guy she was cheating with.
Oh.
How?
She has two uteruses?
And that's possible.
it's a rare medical phenomenon called
Busted
Heterio paternal
super festidation
She gave her up the twin boys
Her husband goes
One of them looks a lot like me
The other one does not
So he did a DNA test
Oh wow
What? I mean why would you even think
I would just think okay wow that's just crazy
Because they're twins
They're born at the same time
Yeah, what about the timing of that too?
He found out that he was the father of one of them, but not the other.
So he goes to his wife and he's like, uh, DNA don't match.
23 of me, nope, nope, says it don't match.
And she said, yeah, I had an affair.
And so it's all possible.
The woman releases two eggs at the same time.
The sperm from one man fertilizes while sperm from a different man fertilizes the other egg.
So you got two eggs both getting rocked.
And they both made it into the universe.
What are the odds of that?
I'm glad you asked.
Scientists say the odds of it happening are extremely low.
One study found happens in less than 3% of paternity suits involving twins.
That being said, that's a lot.
Wow.
I know.
I feel like that's high.
I feel like this should be the first case ever known demand.
But, I mean, they have a name for it.
So, I mean, it's happened.
The guy is not happy he beat the odds.
Which one?
Yeah.
Well, I would assume both of them are loy irritated.
but the guy only wants to raise his kid and not the one that's not his kid.
Such a bummer.
Well, let me say this, Amy.
Okay.
Fair to have that visceral reaction.
Well, because the kids didn't do anything wrong.
Exactly.
But, I mean, I guess does that kid go live with the other guy?
Here's the thing.
I don't know that I'm staying with her anymore.
And if you're not staying with her, why would you be raising the other kid?
So then they're both.
I don't know.
Exactly.
Jerry.
Jayree.
Exactly.
A lot of thinking to do about this one.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I saw that this morning.
morning.
I mean, they were they like, they must have looked really different, like different races
or something.
That's when you know.
For two babies to come out as twins and for someone to go, that don't look like me.
Right.
That's what I'm saying.
It was like totally different color.
Yeah.
That's good.
Or like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
All right.
One comes out, Eddie.
One comes out, Bobby.
Okay.
But Eddie and aren't that different.
No.
We're actually very alike.
Eddie, our video producer's Mexican.
and I'm super white, but do we not all bleed the same red blood?
No, we do.
And if you put a picture of both of us side to side, you can't tell the difference.
Well, I think if baby Eddie came out with a beard like Eddie has, that'd be trouble.
Everyone's going to start the show.
We've got a good one today.
I don't say that every day, but today I mean it.
Good.
Glad you feel it.
Thank you.
Here's the Bobby Bones Show podcast, highlight segment of the day.
Lunchbox, what kind of event did you have yesterday?
It was a grand opening for a planet fitness.
And so you gave away a big prize?
Yeah, there was a 55-inch TV was the grand prize that you won at the end.
How'd they win it?
They just had to fill out a little ticket at the front, put it in the bucket, and we draw your name.
So then do you do the drawing?
I do the drawing.
And so we've given it away small prizes like, oh, here's a shirt.
Here's an autographed shirt from the Nashville Predators, things like that.
and so this lady won an autographed shirt.
Yay!
And then I draw the grand prize, 55-inch TV, and I go,
Marriola is the winner.
And this lady, she screams, and she comes running up there.
And it's the same lady that won the autographed shirt.
I'm not supposed to put her name back in the bucket.
I put it back in the bucket instead of the trash.
No.
And I was just like, uh-oh.
Uh-oh.
So did you try to just play it off and give her the TV?
No, because the planet fitness employees were like, the head people were like,
she can't win again.
She can't win again.
They can only win once.
And I was like, actually, Mariela, you don't win the TV.
I can give you a CD as a prize.
And so how, how was she feeling about that?
I mean, I think she was pretty down.
She was pretty down, but she didn't yell and scream.
like I probably would have, but she was like, okay, okay, I got an autographed shirt earlier, that's okay, but I don't win the TV and I was like, you don't win the TV.
And so I gave her a CD, I gave her a Jared Neiman CD and a Marin Moore CD and said, sorry.
Was it the new one?
Was it at least a new one.
A hero.
The old one.
It's still a good CD though.
I mean, you have to think, like, Jared Neiman has to put out new music in years, and then a Marin Morris from three years ago either.
That's all I had.
That's all I had.
That's all I could go to.
When you from your car?
No, they were on the table.
They were prizes.
I mean, that's all I had.
And I just, I felt so bad.
I felt like Steve Harvey felt when he announced the wrong winner of that Miss America pageant.
Okay, drama.
Wait, so what happened with the next person?
You draw another name?
Yes, I drew another name in some way.
Lady won.
She goes, oh, yay!
She was so excited.
And she walked out with the TV in front of the other lady.
Oh.
Oh, that hurts.
That's brutal.
But, I mean, if she knows she only put her name in there once and that her name was drawn
and she knows lunchbox accidentally put it back in.
I mean, she knows she didn't win.
The lunchbox's life rule is if somebody messes up, you should still get it.
Remember if, like, a casino mess up a slot machine or, like, lunchbox in the bank?
So it sounds like lunchbox owes her a TV.
I think so, too.
Whoa!
Like you messed up.
You give it to her.
Right.
I did mess up.
I did mess up.
It was my fault.
But, boy, I was ready to get out of there.
I was like, woo!
Let's hurry up and go.
Let's wrap this up.
Has the bank, by the way,
asked for that money back they gave you to the extra money?
No, $700 still in my account, boys and girls.
Actually, it's not my count.
It's spent on plane tickets.
Money's gone.
Sorry.
He set them up.
I know.
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The Bobby Bone Show.
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The question is,
What's your favorite smell?
All the smells and all the world.
What's your favorite smell?
Because I was reading this.
I was debating.
And it's, here are my two, as I talk it out.
It was either a fried chicken.
Oh, that's a good smell.
Like frying?
Yeah.
Yeah, because my grandmother used to fry chicken.
Yeah.
It was so good.
I smell it right now.
Right?
Oh, it's so good.
Or, like, fresh leather on a baseball glove.
It's a good smell, too.
Because both of those were, like, resonated with me.
A lot of ball growing up.
Yeah.
But I think I'd go, just because my favorite smell is probably because my grandmother raised me and adopted me and was that really strong influence on my life.
I think I'd go fried chicken because of my grandmother.
She would get all the, she'd lay all the flour out.
I mean, and it would just sizzle.
In this frying pan, she had the same frying pan for like 100 years.
So I'm going to go with my grandma frying chicken.
So any fried chicken, I think, is my favorite smell.
Hmm, interesting.
Get to know the Bobby Bowen Show, Amy, your favorite smell.
Mine is freshly baked cookies.
It's delicious.
And it can either be like cookies that are baking right now in my house or I buy like a cookie
candle.
Like whatever.
Whatever that smell is, I love it.
So good.
Why is, what does that have to do with, do you know?
I don't know.
I mean, we used to always have stuff baking at my house.
I mean, both my parents, like, cooked it a lot and baked a lot.
But it could be that or just I love it.
Like, if I get cookie candles on sale or Yankee or whatever, I'm all in.
Would you call me?
No, Yankee candle.
Lunchbox, your favorite smell?
Oh, man, this is easy.
This is a man thing.
You get the lawnmower out, you cut the grass,
and when you get done, that fresh cut grass smell in your nose is just like heaven on earth.
Woo, I love that smell.
It reminds me, I used to mow yards.
I'd walk around hustle yards and mow yards.
That smell to me is kind of like, reminds me of that.
Oh, it reminds you a work.
Yeah.
It reminds you of your hustle.
Like you started out?
No, no, I'm running that every morning.
I'm like, I'm like, get over, Bobby.
Take a break.
But it's a good smell.
It reminds me of like summer.
Yeah.
But for me, it reminds me of like mowing yards.
Oh, I'm sorry, man.
No, no, no, not a bad thing.
I didn't mean to bring up a bathroom.
It doesn't smell good though.
Yeah, okay.
Eddie, what do you about you?
Are video producer Eddie?
When I'm in the backyard and I smell someone starting up a barbecue pit,
like, oh, someone's cooking out.
I can smell it.
Oh, that is the best smell ever.
And I think it goes back to my.
My dad, that's all he did.
He barbecued.
And when he'd start up that grill, it's like, all right.
So our smells are, me fried chicken, Amy, cookies, lunchbox, freshly-mowed grass.
I think the grass was a big one for a lot of people, though.
And gasoline.
No one would mention that, but top three gasoline.
Eddie, starting up the grill.
There you have it.
Gasoline.
You don't like to smell a gas?
No.
It does oddly smell really good.
Yeah.
Like, I, yeah.
You sniff it?
I'd be like, I used to work in a marina.
and I pump gas on boats all the time
and always smelled like gas.
And I like that smell.
I do not.
I don't want gas on me
when it gets on me and I smell it.
I don't like the smell of freshly cut grass.
What about coffee?
Ew.
Oh, my God.
Oh, Hater.
I know.
I know.
Dang.
All right, there you go.
That is good to know
the Bobby Bone show here.
On the Bobby Bone show now.
Cassie Ashton.
Hey, Cassie.
Good morning.
What's happening with you?
Oh, I'm at home.
What time do you wake up in the morning?
normally?
Like seven without an alarm.
Wow. Okay, so you're early.
What's up with that? I would wake up at noon if I could.
What's up with 7 a.m.?
I just have a lot of energy and I can only sleep so long, I guess. I don't know.
You know, I have you on because I think your new song is so good.
I was instant storing about it. I was sharing it with all my people.
So Cassie has this song. It's called Pretty Shiny Things. I'm going to play a little over here.
shiny things
Mama loves
Pretty shiny things
As long as they look good
On the outstile
Tell me about this song Cassie
This song
It was like kind of
A middle of the night
You wake up from something
And you just like can't go back to sleep
And you have to get it out
And I went to the piano
At the end of my bed
And wrote part of it
And then was obviously
You know all in my field
And I sent it to my best friend
At the time Emily Landis
and she sent it back to me finished.
And it's kind of the song that's like a very rare piece of me
and it got me my publishing deal.
And it just since I wrote it has always taught me that like I should be honest
and it's okay to share a piece of myself with everyone
because everyone goes through kind of rough things
that they wish that they could talk about this way.
And do you write it, you know, the story, I guess,
from like your mom's perspective a bit?
Yeah, a bit or me just kind of thing.
what she used to say.
That's good. I'm going to play it here.
I just wanted to get you on and kind of hear the story about the song and tell everybody how big a fan I am of it.
And I like when people say they woke up and wrote things in the middle of the night too.
Like for some reason, I love those stories where someone wakes up it goes, I just woke up, next thing you know, I wrote Hamilton.
I'm like, what crazy?
You wrote Hamilton?
It's from waking up from a nap.
But this is at Cassie Ashton, K-A-S-S-I-A-Shton on Instagram.
This is pretty shiny things.
and I want to play it for you now, and I'm glad that she woke up and talked to us.
And Cassie, we will see you around here real soon, okay?
Yes, thank you for having me.
All right, there's she.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan No. 2's 32nd Skinny.
Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher shared a cute photo of their son, Isaiah, on social media.
He snuck out of bed and fell asleep under a table while he was spying on his mom and dad.
Amy, your kid spy on you?
I don't think so.
But, yeah, I mean, I guess I wouldn't know.
I guess they've stayed awake and then gone back to their room before they got busted.
Or are they just over it already?
They're just like, I've seen enough of mom.
Yeah, probably.
I mean, my door is shut.
They can't come in until unless they knock, especially in the mornings.
If Stevenson wakes up before we do, he has to stay in his room and play with toys until mom and dad wake.
He's like morning jail.
Well, yeah, Bobby.
Because then, otherwise, if he has free rain, he'll show up at 5 a.m.
And be like, good morning.
I mean, on a Saturday, which is not cool.
When Mike D was living with me, that's what is our rule too.
Mike, do you stay in your room?
Good morning.
Until daddy wakes up.
Morgan number two, what else you got?
After two decades together, Eli Young Band is releasing an album featuring all of their
greatest hits called This Is Eli Young Band.
It will feature fan favorites and two newer songs, not on any previous albums.
Greatest hits things are always weird to me now because you can already get all the
songs pretty easily.
You know, if you stream or download.
You can make your own playlist.
Easily. I understood greatest tits in like 1997.
And you know. That's basically the year I had my George Strait box set.
Yeah.
And you needed them all at the same time.
I don't know.
I wonder if anything's happening with them because when Jake Owen did it, he was just putting
out a record to get out of his record deal.
His last one?
Because he owed them one more record because he wanted to go to his new record label.
So he's like, okay, fine.
Here's my greatest hits.
I don't know that they're doing that.
But greatest hits are always weird to me.
What else, Morgan number two?
Well, speaking of Jake Owen, he said that his six-year-old daughter, Pearl, is starting to realize that her dad is famous, but he's trying to educate her on what's real.
She's understanding and watching everything I do a lot more.
And it's really important for me to teach her as a father that, you know, that life that dad's living out here on the road and this whole, like, celebrity thing isn't, that's not reality.
There you go.
All right. Is that it, Morgan number two?
Yep, I'm Morgan number two. That's your skin.
It's time for the good.
news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So thanks to mandatory CPR training, a teacher was able to save a student's life.
Like a couple years ago, she wouldn't have known CPR because it wouldn't have been mandatory.
But I guess a couple years ago, a student collapsed on the track, like practicing while
running, and his life was saved.
So then boom, everyone at school had to get the training.
It's because she teaches, like, family and consumer sciences.
Which you wouldn't normally need CPR.
She would not like the PE coach or anything.
Well, one of her students started.
choking and it took nearly 20 attempts at the Heinleck maneuver.
Wow, they stayed on it.
But the food finally dislodged, which made me think, okay, like if I ever have to do the
Heinlech, you don't give up.
Don't give up, you know?
Because you might feel like, ugh, like, okay.
I tried it once.
Not once.
That's a wrap.
20 times.
I'm tired.
Those CPR stores, they go for like two hours, they save them.
Those are always crazy to me too.
Yeah.
Yeah, good for her.
Keep going.
And then shout out for that school for, you know, in 2015 implementing it.
Yeah, that's what it's all about.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobid Bones Show.
Bonehead.
Norrie of the day.
This story comes to us from Pennsylvania.
A man really wanted two beers, but the gas station was closed.
He's like, what am I going to do?
Got it.
Rebs the car up, boom, crashes it into the store.
Causes $15,000 of damage, goes in, gets his two beers, and leaves.
The only problem is he left his license plate behind
Well probably he's on camera too, right?
Yeah.
All the above.
Not the only problem.
I don't like there are a lot of problems.
But he literally only took two beers.
He had to be drunk, right?
Yeah, they think alcohol was a factor.
In many ways.
Most of the time, boneheads have been drinking.
Yeah, I think so.
What do you think the ratio is of boneheads
where they've been drinking?
I hope they've been drinking
because in other times I'm just like, well, I don't know.
Something's not right.
I'm lunchbox.
That's your bonehead story of the day.
So, Amy, who played Dr. Derek Shepard in Grey's Anatomy?
Well, that's Dr. McDreamy, and it was played by Patrick Dempsey.
He's not on the show anymore.
Okay, so that role wasn't offered to him at first.
It was actually offered and turned down by Rob Lowe.
Oh, okay.
Which I think would have worked.
I think so.
Yeah, I think you're right.
It's hard to picture it now because Dr. McDreamy is Patrick Dempsey, but I can see it working.
These are all TV and movie roles rejected by other actors.
So I mean, Roblo was like, nah, pass.
Yes, that's exactly what happened.
Wow, because, I mean, Gray's Anatomy is still on the air.
I mean, they killed Dr. Medriamie off, but...
He said that...
Yeah, but those shows still air, you're right.
He said, I turned down Graze Anatomy to play McDreamy.
He said that probably cost me $70 million.
Wow.
Because of all the money that Patrick Dempsey made.
Wow.
Here's another one.
Before the movie went to Engley to direct Brokeback Mountain, because that's who ended up doing it.
The old director had been working on the project in its early stages, and they offered the Heath Ledger role to Leonardo DiCaprio.
I could totally see that.
Which would have worked.
Totally would have worked.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That made me want to go to the mountains, oddly.
So Leonardo DiCaprio turned it down?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like, I'll watch that and I was like, I like to go up to mountains.
Mm-hmm.
and go camping?
Just sometimes you see a movie.
Like a lot of my life vacations,
because I've been, you know, I've been single for a long time.
I just went to places I would see in TV shows and movies.
Like when I went to Hawaii the first time,
it was because the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii.
I was like, I got to go there.
That time I went to London,
first time I ever left America,
I went because friends went to London.
So I saw Brokeback Mountain, not because of the love affair.
I was like, that looks fun to go hang out up there.
Yeah.
Get on a horse.
Yeah, there you go.
Legally blonde.
Who would they have offered it to besides Reese Witherspoon?
They actually offered it to another blonde who played kind of a dumb blonde on a TV show.
I don't think you know the TV show.
That was Christina Applegate, Married with Children.
Yeah.
I didn't really watch that, but of course I know Christina Applegate.
Oh, wow.
Okay, but that would work, I think.
The Matrix with Keanu Reeves.
Okay.
They offered it to Will Smith.
What it worked.
Totally.
And I love Keanu Reeves.
I love the John Wick movies.
I love Bill and Ted.
But they offered it to Will Smith.
What it worked.
And here you go.
Can I get a drum roll please on this one?
This is Forrest Gump.
Ooh, I want to hear this.
This person was offered the role of Forrest Gump before Tom Hanks.
But he turned it down to make another movie.
Then the two movies went against each other at the 1995 Oscars where Forrest Gump won six awards compared to this other movie's one award.
Now, when I give you those clues and hints, who do you think it is?
I, um, Denzel Washington.
Okay.
Eddie, are you changing?
Are you staying with, who'd you guess, Eddie?
Well, I said John Travolta, but after saying that, I'm thinking Shawshank Redemption was the big, like, movie that was together with Forrest Gump.
So I'm going to, what's Tim Robbins?
Okay, you're changing from John Travolta and Tim Robbins?
Amy's going to Denzel Washington.
I forgot who I guess way earlier, but, yeah.
Well, originally off for the role of Forrest Gump?
was John Travolta.
Oh, I'm so dumb!
That would not have worked.
Yes, it would have.
No.
We only know it because Tom Hanks was masterful in it, but just because we know him as they both
would have done a great job.
What was the other movie that went against Forrest Gump?
Pulp Fiction.
Oh, wow.
Anyway, I like that segment, right?
Yeah.
That's pretty good.
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I was talking to Jana Kramer on the latest episode of my Bobbycast podcast.
And she has this new song out, and I'll talk about that in a second.
But it's all about her husband cheating on her.
And she talks about how he, like, admitted to it right before she went on stage to do a show.
This is that clip.
This is the really sucky part, Bobby, is I had to go play a show.
20 minutes after I found out everything, I had to go freaking play a show in Orlando, Florida.
Like, I'll never forget that because I was just like, how do I wrap up all these emotions and then go play a show?
She found out because one of her friends was like, you should probably check his phone bill because he was acting.
And she did.
And then she confronted them.
Yeah, and then she had to go work.
Yeah, well, she got online and saw the numbers.
It's all in the Bobbycasts
And they're together now
And they've been through a lot
And they're on the good side of it
But she put out that song
Beautiful Lies
And then
Because I know Jana well
And by the end of it
She's talking about me dating
And this is her telling me
What I need to do
In order to find a girl
Here you go
You gotta lower your standards
Why would I lower my standards
You're out of your mind
You think you're gonna find
The perfect person
No there's not a such thing
But I think I can find
The perfect person for me
Fine
I can agree with that
But I just think
You need to be more aggressive
event because if not you're going to constantly be on Twitter being like hey slide into my
DM.
Okay.
Is that you on Twitter?
No, it's not.
Then we go into the whole thing.
She's like, you're just not aggressive enough with girls.
Like you're always like, oh, do maybe you like me?
She was like, you just have to go and be like, hey, you.
I like you.
Let's go on a date.
Does she know that you texted that one girl and you're like, look, I'm going to be
pretty busy coming up, so are we dating or nah?
That's not what happened exactly.
and she doesn't know that.
Anyway, that's up.
Search for episode 168 of the Bobbycast
with Jana Kramer
and play me a little bit of beautiful eyes.
Her new song, Raimundo.
There you go.
Amy, that's a boyfriend's cheated on you, huh?
Yeah.
High school, oh, no, college freshman year.
One.
Oh, just one?
Yeah.
How'd you find out?
Oh, he called me.
When he was leaving my house, he called her,
but accidentally called me and then asked for her
and then my mom was like,
and you're so dumb.
Oh, well, that was the same guy,
but different girl.
The other time was when I went over to his house
to get something and I left something over there
and then I went back,
but I was friends with his roommates,
like, actually grew up with his roommates.
So like, I would just walk in
and be like, hey, guys, whatever.
And then they were kind of like,
and then the other girl was there.
But, I mean,
but I don't know.
I mean, maybe in his mind we weren't really,
No, we were together. I need to stop, like, making excuses.
I just always found a way to justify it.
Why are you making excuses right now?
I know, but that's why I was, I know, because, no, I'm going back to my brain then because
it happened to me twice with him.
And that's why it happened two different times because it was, I let it happen.
And so I don't want to prod too much if you're not comfortable, Morgan number two,
but how did you find out your last boyfriend cheated on you?
Well, I don't have confirmation on my last, but I have a situation that I had already kind of
assumed something happened and a mutual friend of ours kind of confirmed that for me. I don't
have a confirmation from him though. You don't have video? No, I don't have video. I didn't see
it with my own two eyes, but I do have a pretty good idea that something happened. Guys are shady.
Time now for our game of riddles we call riddle me this. They're kids riddles. How many can you
get? Amy, you're up first. Okay. Riddle me this.
What is always in front of you, but can't be seen.
Just Amy here.
What is always in front of you.
Amen.
Wow, but can't be seen.
Amy, riddle me this.
Your future.
Got it.
Wow, she's on the door.
She's good.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Riddle me this.
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
What gets around a lot but cannot walk?
What has a tongue but cannot talk?
What gets around the lot but cannot walk?
Riddle me this lunchbox.
Oh yeah, it's your shoe.
You almost have that.
I know, but then I remember.
Eddie, come on.
Our video producer Eddie over there.
Riddle me this.
I am an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls.
When am I?
I'm an ancient invention that allows people to see through walls.
An ancient invention.
What am I?
Oh my gosh.
An x-ray machine.
Oh.
It's so dumb.
Anybody know?
I got a guess.
A people.
No, a window.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Oh, goodness.
Back around we go to Amy Riddleby, this.
What connects two people, but touches only one.
Amy, I'm coming over to you.
What connects two people but touches only one.
What connects two people but touches only one?
Your answer?
What connects two people?
Yep.
What connects two people?
Incorrect.
Telephone.
No.
A wedding ring.
Oh.
You both have to be on telephone.
Yeah.
It's on one day.
There you go.
All right.
Sorry.
Huh?
I still don't get it.
The ring connects people.
Like, you are the ring because you're married.
You're married.
Oh, okay.
But it only touches one.
Okay, I was thinking one, okay, but two, okay.
These are hard.
Yeah.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Three eyes have I all in a row.
When the red one opens, no one can go.
What am I?
What?
Wait.
What?
Three eyes have I?
All in a row.
When the red one opens, no one can go.
The red one?
What am I?
The red one.
Three eyes have I?
Three eyes.
All in a row.
But when the red one opens, no one can go.
Just give up lunchbox.
Riddle me this.
But a red one opens, no one can go.
Stop light.
What?
Wow.
I don't you understand it.
What are the eyes?
Nailed it.
Red, yellow, green on top of each other.
Oh my gosh.
I was trying to spell stoplight in my head.
I'm going, well, there's no three eyes in rows at Mississippi.
That doesn't have three eyes in a row.
Wow.
Good guess.
Eddie.
Come on.
What goes up, but never comes back down.
You riddle me this.
What goes up?
But never comes back down.
Can you get that riddle?
Yeah, it goes up.
I got it.
It's your age.
I'm sorry.
Amy.
Not doing very well.
Oh, I mean, I'm doing better than Eddie.
Thank you, Amy.
Yeah, but he's got none.
Are you ready?
Yeah.
When I point up, it's bright.
When I point down, it's dark.
What am I?
Riddle me this, boom.
When I point up, it's bright.
When I point down, it's dark.
What am I?
Paint up.
I point up.
The end of the clock, no.
That can be all kinds of days.
Headlights.
When I point up.
When I point up, it's what?
Five seconds.
Say it again, say it again.
When I point up, it's bright.
When I point down, it's dark.
Flashlight?
A light switch.
Oh, gosh.
Down.
That was a good one.
Lunchbox, if you get this one, you are the winner.
That can I catch you, you'll have clenched.
Are you ready?
Oh, I like clenching.
For riddle me this.
Yeah.
What tire does not move when a car turns right?
You got a car, you're driving?
What tire doesn't move when a car turns right?
What tire...
For the wind.
Does not move right.
Wait, say it again.
What tire does not move when a car turns right.
I mean, the spare tire.
He's good.
He's good.
Yeah!
He's ready.
Yeah.
That's his game.
That guy.
You're good at this game, dude.
Yeah, he is.
He is, he is.
And they stay there!
And they stay there!
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
I'm ready.
You get to do your victory song.
I'm ready.
You get to do your victory song.
Go ahead.
Man, guys, that is riddle me there.
He is the best of this game.
Yeah.
You're good at kids riddles, dude.
He's good.
He's good.
Eddie, you got none right.
Nothing.
Oh, my gosh.
Bobby Bones show.
The Bavit Bones show.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So Mozart may make ibuprofen more effective.
Pain pills worked better when taken while listening to music,
this study set.
So I'm like, if you're a lot of pain and your headache's not going away,
you might as well try this.
Because, yeah, it could help reduce the amount of time you're dealing with pain.
Okay.
I would say.
that it's pretty much any music that would take your heart rate down.
Because think about this.
Your heart rate pounds when you have a headache, your head pounds.
Like that's where it's coming from.
Oh.
So any sort of meditation type sound, I do believe Advil or not,
is going to help you if it's a headache, if it's whatever you're dealing with.
Because it's slowing down your heart.
Like if you have an injury, you can get your heart to slow down?
It's going to stop pumping blood of that injury too if it just happens.
Really?
I mean, I guess that makes sense.
Especially if it's like a new injury.
So when I cut my finger, if I listen to Mozart, the blood's going to stop gushing out.
I mean, good luck.
I dealt with that the other day.
It would not stop bleeding.
What happened to your hand?
I was just in the kitchen.
Oh, that's your story?
So how'd you cut yourself?
You know, me, I'm in the kitchen.
I was chopping up.
I don't know if it's an apple or a bell pepper, one of those two.
And I always tell the kids to be so careful when they're doing stuff.
And then I did it.
And I screamed to grab my hand.
and the kids were like, oh, mom, you're supposed to be careful when you're chopping stuff.
I would even go to say any sort of pain, emotional pain, physical pain, if you can take some music or anything, even sounds.
Yeah, it'll help.
Yeah, what else you got, Amy?
So KFC, they have their secret recipe and it's been on lockdown for decades, but they are opening up 300 people to this open kitchen event that they're having.
and they're going to teach people how to make their KFC fried chicken.
So I don't know.
People are saying that you better head to the internet right after this goes down
because those 300 people might be able to share it.
Or do you think they have to sign a non-disclosure agreement or something?
One of two things are happening.
One, either they kind of want it to get out at this point.
Yeah, because I mean.
Right.
Or two, if it is a secret, they will have everybody so locked down legally
that if they do share something, it's over.
Like they'll just, they probably put something inside of them
that if they tell, they die immediately.
Oh, yeah, 11 herbs and spices.
Hey, Eddie, did you go to the Taco Bell test kitchen with me?
I did. That was amazing.
We went, speaking of this, Eddie and I went, because, listen, I love Taco Bell.
Don't eat it every day, obviously, but I love crunchy tacos from Taco Bell.
And we go to the Taco Bell test kitchen, and you're basically sitting there, and there's a little thing that opens, like a slide, and this food comes through that no one has yet, they're just testing it, and you just testing it.
and you sit and you eat all the new food.
And then you go into this other room and it's like the slushy room.
And it's all the flavors of slushy that don't exist yet.
It's amazing.
Yeah, that's cool.
We tried all the slushes before they even came out.
Yeah, we're cool.
Did you feel like you, did you all have to sign something?
No.
They didn't chip you?
They didn't know.
This is pre-chip.
All right, what else?
So of all the online movie services,
who do you think came out on top with having the best selection?
I'm talking like, let's just go with H-R-Tip.
HBO, Hulu, Amazon, Netflix.
Movies.
Movies they made themselves or movies they have from?
Movies available.
I think Netflix is the easy answer, so it's not Netflix.
I'm going to just play the game where I walk it back.
Am I right about that, Amy?
You're wrong.
Oh.
Is it Netflix?
Yeah, Netflix came out on top.
And I actually have some friends that still don't have a Netflix account.
And I thought, what?
Yeah, I have a lot of friends that don't have Netflix account.
I know. I guess we just, we live in this place.
It reminded me that you and I, like on the show, we talk about Netflix so much that it reminded me that maybe there's a lot of people there that don't have it.
But if you're looking for like who has quality movies, they don't have the most movies.
But when it comes to quality, Netflix wins.
I would say that our job requires us to be up to date on pop culture.
So we have to have and watch things on Netflix.
And consume media so we can talk about it.
recommend things to our listeners that maybe they don't have yet.
Yeah, like I recommend you get Netflix.
Yeah, there you go.
All right, there it is, Amy.
Yeah, that's my pile.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Anthony is 15 years old.
He lives in New Jersey.
He's walking home from school.
Probably singing, it's a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
And he hears something.
He's like, where's that coming from?
That's down in the sewer.
pulls off the lid, jumps down in the sewer,
and what's he fine down there?
Peanut, a 16-year-old blind chihuahua had fallen down into the sewer,
and the owner had been looking for three days.
Couldn't find peanut, but Anthony, the hero, saved peanut.
Wow.
A lot of good parts of the story.
One, I love that kids are still walking down the street singing Mr. Rogers.
Oh, is that Mr. Rogers?
Yeah.
Oh, you made that part up?
Yeah.
Oh.
I just said he was probably singing it's a beautiful day in the name.
How about that dog?
You probably think he's gone.
He's old, he's blind.
Blind.
He finds him.
That's a good one.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was tell me something good.
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It's not time for Amy's corny, the morning corny, but it's the investigative morning corny
where we as a team, Lunchbox, Eddie and myself, try to figure out the joke live on the radio.
Now, you get to hear blemishes and all.
Like, we say everything.
Yeah.
We've got three in a row.
They said it couldn't be done.
I was watching the critics.
They said it couldn't be done.
We proved them wrong.
We proved them wrong.
Yeah.
The joke eaters are back.
To eat another one of your jokes, Amy.
Yeah.
Is that our name?
Num, num, numb, numb.
Are we in the joke eaters?
I guess we are now.
All right, Amy, are you ready?
It's now time for the morning corny investigative.
The morning corny!
Do you know the least spoken language in the world?
Okay, do we know the least spoken language?
in the world. Let's get the music up. Wait, that's the joke? Yeah, the least. So it'd be like none, quiet,
silent, silent English. The least spoken? Mumglish. The least spoken. Sign language. I think
that's a riddle, but I don't know if that's a joke. That's got to be it. That's it. Sign language
so you don't speak it. I mean, that's the only thing I can come up with. But in the world.
That fits. That nails it, but is it funny? Now we have to look at Amy here because that's not
that funny. I got to be honest with you. Yeah, it's not really that funny. That's a perfect answer.
Perfect answer.
It's funny if you say it right.
Okay.
So we got it.
Saigon language.
No, not no, no.
It's a delivery.
Wait, are you telling us?
It was more of a riddle.
Was it a riddle, not a joke?
Oh, man.
Because, of course, lunchbox got it because he's so good at riddles.
Don't give this guy riddle.
But if you say, Amy, do you know the least...
Here we go.
The morning corny.
Do you know the least spoken language in the world?
I don't know the least spoken language in the world.
Sign language.
There we go.
That's right.
Kiss my grits and call me Charlie.
We got four in a row.
There we go.
Kiss my grits.
What?
Don't worry about what the joke eaters do.
That's our celebration.
We got four in a row.
Nice work.
Nice work in a riddle.
Don't bring our boy a riddle.
I know.
Hey, clear eyes, full hearts.
We can't lose.
Oh, we're four in a row, Amy.
Yeah!
Wow.
Eat those jokes.
Nom, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, num, giggle.
Giggle, giggle.
Yeah, yeah.
Good job, guys.
Now, does it get a clap for being funny?
No, because it's a terrible joke.
No offense.
It's a terrible joke.
I still don't really get it.
This is when I am wanting to test out, and since we're just kind of shooting the jokes.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
I don't even know the saying.
We're just kind of, you know, messing around here with some jokes.
Right.
Tell me what you think of this one.
Go ahead.
for giggles.
Go ahead.
Why did the magician have a sticky bicep?
Why did the magician have a sticky bicep?
He had a couple of twicks up his sleeve.
Twicks.
A sticky.
Sticky bicep.
No, sticky.
I was thinking candy bars.
No, no.
It is candy bars.
Twicks.
He had a couple of twicks up his sleeve.
Like it's a play on tricks, but it's twigs.
No, it's twigs.
No, it's twigs.
A couple of twigs.
No, it's twigs.
No, Twix is candy because it's...
Hey, regardless of what...
We got throwing you off.
Okay, yeah.
Come on.
So I'm going to delete that one.
Yeah, please do.
All right.
I'm looking at a picture of Trisha Yearwood
wearing a Pimp and Joy shirt on Entertainment Tonight.
Which is crazy.
Love it.
So Pimp and Joy is, you know, that's something that means, you know,
trying to find the joy wherever you are in your life.
When things are good, what things are bad, within yourself for others.
And we've been able to be.
do a lot of good with our listeners with that.
And we have these shirts, we don't keep a single scent from these shirts.
And Trish Yearwood's wearing one of them on entertainment tonight, which was really cool.
Amy, she's the coolest.
She came over to the house and did a Bobbycast, and you can search that up.
And then I was with her in Garth in Vegas, you know, before and after the show.
Yeah.
And I don't think she would care if I tell the story.
We were sitting back there and we're talking about something and she like hit her coffee and it spilled all over her.
right? Like one of those where it's like
it goes up in the air and comes down on you.
And she goes, oh man, at least I smell good.
Takes paper towel, wiped a couple things off and just kept
about her. She's the coolest. She's the coolest.
She's the coolest. No big deal.
Yeah. Like I want to be her friend.
Mm-hmm. It's cool. It's good.
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The Bobby Bones show
Yesterday after the show
I had to go speak at a funeral
and it was somebody that was
easily top five influence
of me in my entire life.
I didn't talk a lot about it
the last couple days
and I've only ever spoken
at one funeral
and that was my mom's
and when I was asked to speak
I said yes
because this guy was very important
in my life. So much I wrote about him
in my first book
his name was Jerry McGrew
and I'm on the way there
and, you know, Amy's my best friend.
Amy sends me this really nice text.
And it says, I would like to read it to you verbatim.
Says, hope things go well today.
I know hard.
Then the emoji that's laughing so hard that tears are coming out of the eyes.
The laughing face emoji.
That normally you say if you're LOL or ha ha ha ha.
Or you say something funny.
And then she goes, um, that was supposed to be a heart.
Dang it.
Oh, okay.
Like the heart and the smiling face, they were in my moose used and they were right next to each other.
So I clicked the smiling, the laughing face.
It just was awkward.
Like, because I know Bobby was fine.
Right.
So it added humor.
But it was like, I was sending a text to someone I didn't know very well and you send the wrong emoji.
It's like, ooh.
She was like, I know this is hard.
And that face is crying so hard he's laughing.
He's laughing so hard he's crying.
I'm like, sorry you're going to a funeral.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
I went and it was.
So get this, Amy.
I go to this funeral, right?
and not just going, but I'm speaking.
And I thought I was going to be okay, because I was okay.
And the one thing that I'm good at is talking, not just here on the show, but I do comedy.
I do motivational talk.
Like, I'm a speaker by trade.
And I'm like, I can do this.
And I go into, there are lots of rooms.
It was already kind of weird because that's where my mom's funeral was, same place.
There are a lot of rooms where you can have the funeral.
It was the same room as my mom's funeral.
it was the same exact spot that I had to speak at my mom's funeral.
Oh, wow.
And so I was like, oh, so that hit.
An extra layer.
Yeah.
And then I walked up and I had written this speechish thing where I wanted to really tell
some loving stories, but also some stories to make people appreciate and even laugh a little bit.
Because I like that at funerals whenever there's a real warm.
story. And so I was like, remember how awesome they were and there's, you know, and I can usually
walk that line pretty well and go back and forth from, hey, this is very important, sad,
and oh, this is funny, sad, but this is funny. And so I get up and I have my piece of paper.
And I don't normally go with the paper, but my advice to anyone that's speaking, it's something
that really matters is even if you think you can wing it, and I can't, I can wing like
crazy. I won't do it at a funeral because if you start to emotionally lose it, you can't
wing while you're emotional. If you're emotional, you can look at that paper and try to drive
through it. But if you're your head spinning, it's hard for you to catch where you're going.
So I have this paper down and I open my mouth and I'm about to go and I lose it. I couldn't
talk. And like I started crying as I was talking and I had to stop and take big breaths.
And Evan, who was my best friend in high school, I looked at him and he was, I mean, I was not good.
I was the trained speaker that they asked to come speak because I was very close to him
and because I could do a good job and I couldn't talk.
I was so emotional I couldn't talk.
I got through the speech and I had a couple really good stories but I was just
rawly emotional the whole time and a little bit I was embarrassed not because I was emotional
but because I didn't I wasn't that good.
I don't think people had.
put any expectations on you because you speak for a living.
And I think it was real and authentic.
And everybody was probably feeling what you were feeling.
And it's okay.
They probably weren't thinking anything of it other than that you're up there
just going through the same thing they're going through.
And I bet like having to look at your friend, the son, like the guy that died,
that would probably make me lose it.
And then I wouldn't be able to finish.
But I'm sure you did good.
in people's minds
not in your mind
I know you're hating on yourself
but it was really tough
the only way you made it
through your mom's funeral
was because
that guy's cell phone rang
the cell phone went off
yeah
and so loud
and it was like some song
yeah and
I just I can compartmentalize
so well
I'm so
I can't I can go
I can shut it all down
when things happen
but I couldn't do it with my mom
and I couldn't do it with him
and yeah it was pretty brutal.
I think it's actually good
that you weren't able
to compartmentalize and shut it all down.
I think it's good.
I think it's healthy.
Well, I was very appreciative
of your laughing emoji.
Yeah, no problem.
As I was going to the funeral.
Yeah, it was also good to see everybody.
You know, it shouldn't be
that a funeral brings everybody back together.
But that's how, and the life part of it is
that's really what happens a lot of times.
you have a hundred people
and it's hard to get everybody together
unless it's some big life circumstance
but it was good to see everyone yesterday
like from high school and old teachers
and um
you know my high school is so small we don't do a class reunion
so it was that part of it was pretty nice
and I was glad everybody was there for for Evan
and the few you can hardly get into the funeral
of so packed and so yeah
that was that's tough yesterday
but I'm so glad I went and
I just didn't do a very good job
but I try a hard as I could
and I can't be that mad at myself
if I tried hard as I can't.
Exactly.
Like I gave all I could give
but I was a man
I couldn't even see,
I had tears in my eyes so hard
I couldn't even see the people
and then when I did I'd look
and I would see Evan crying and I would start crying again
and I'd be like what's wrong with me
I'm supposed to be a take
but you know what
I bet afterwards Evan came up and thanked you
and appreciated you and it was perfect.
I think everybody was just kind of like dang
Bobby sucked
We thought it's going to be good
I bought tickets to this and what
I bought tickets
Oh, oh.
No, stop.
Now you're trying to make jokes.
I know, guess what I do?
Did you tell a joke from up there?
Oh, I had some good ones.
Great stories.
I had some great stories with some great jokes.
I got some big laughs whenever I can maintain myself.
Okay.
See?
Now we're getting somewhere, talking about the positives of it.
We were going up before, and his sister was speaking before me because they had a family
and they had like a speaker, me, and who was very close to him.
And so she goes up, and she's like, I don't think I can talk.
I'm so emotional.
She goes up and nails it.
It doesn't even crack.
And then I was before and I was like, I was like, I'm good.
I'm pretty, I can do this.
And then I go up and I'm like, I'm baa!
It's a mess.
I was a mess.
Yeah.
That was a mess.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
I always like these stories where something happens to someone and then it's real personal to them.
So they like go in their life mission is to help people who have had the same kind of thing.
I'm always drawn to these kind of stories.
A woman in Indiana was in a bad car accident 18 years ago.
And so they come and they save her life.
And now she's working for the EMT department that actually saved her life.
Oh, that's cool.
Right?
And then pretty neat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Her and her two-year-old niece were passengers in the car during the accident.
She suffered a compound fracture on a broken pelvis.
They saved both of their lives.
And 20 years after the crash, she's now saving.
You ready for the big one?
Get the to-da already, folks.
The person who saved her is now her partner.
That's going to be cool for that partner.
Yeah, so.
Like, life partner?
No, like, working together.
Oh, that's weird.
Sorry.
Well, the age.
Age is the number.
That's right.
Love is love.
Love is love.
All right, there you go.
That's good news.
That's Tell Me Something Good.
Thank you.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Dustin Lynch.
Here he is.
Come on.
Look at this guy.
Look at this guy.
What up, buddy?
Not much.
Good to see you, man.
Put those headphones on.
Look at you.
Hey, I have a question for you, Dustin Lynch,
because I follow you on Instagram.
I like to write little comments on your, on your interviews.
Let's talk about these comments.
Well, no, here's the thing.
This is what I like.
Like, you'll post a picture.
You're a good-looking dude, right?
And this is my question to you.
When you post, there was a picture of you were like,
you had like a body of water.
You didn't have a shirt on.
You look pretty good.
I'm like to you look pretty good, right?
Oh, well, thank you.
And you get a lot of likes.
Like a lot.
Does it make you want to take your shirt off and more pictures?
because that was pretty popular post.
Because you know you get messed with by your dude friends, but people...
Sorry, I broke the mic.
No, not really.
You don't?
No.
I don't know.
I mean, that was such...
I was in love with that picture, not because it wasn't like, hey, I have my shirt
office was posted.
That was a trip, a guy's trip, we did to Bali.
And when we went to a couple waterfalls and this waterfall was like,
I did like a 20 minute just stand under it and breathe and just awesome kind of thing.
Look at everybody thinking about that.
I'm super hot.
Come on.
Come on.
Bobby, why are you trying to like pressure him into that?
I know.
You're not scared to be like, you go shirtless often.
Yeah, you do.
But I do it for comedy.
There's no vanity in comedy.
So I'll do it if I'm being funny for the most part.
Wait, what is this picture?
I'm so insecure of being shirtless in front of anybody.
Look at this picture.
Oh, you have it printed out.
Yeah, yeah. Don't worry.
Bobby has it. I was just going to Google it.
The plot thickens.
I'm a big fan. I'm a big fan of this guy.
You see, right, that gets a lot of likes.
So I do more of those.
I'm just speaking from my listening.
Are you saying I should do more of those?
Yeah, I am. What if we did one together?
We found a waterfall. We got in. We took her shirt.
Only if it's in Hawaii. I mean, because I've never been to Hawaii. I want to do that.
Dustin Lynch is here. Look at this guy. We're going to talk about new music in a second.
I got lots because I printed out a lot of stuff about you, man.
Good. Bring it.
This one. I commented on this picture where you're
cutting the tree down. Yes.
Now, there was controversy with this
picture. I don't know if I got around to you.
He didn't, no, no, no.
Raimundo, who's a lumberjack, you know,
our producer, Raimundo, said that you were
going to injure yourself because you were cutting the tree
the wrong way. Probably so. I don't know what the hell
I'm doing. Raymondo, what do you think about this? Yeah, you just always
got to make sure. Hold on me look at it. Okay. Let me look at
it. It's right there. It's right there. It's right there's
is in the air. It's got to be on the ground, because then it can
kick back and hit you in the face.
Gotcha. Yeah. Okay.
Yeah. Do you... So how do I get the tree on the ground?
How does he get the train in the ground?
I don't know.
Did you knock it down in the first place?
No.
It fell over my road, so I was trying to get through.
Wait, really?
What I would suggest is to cut it near the base and have it fall and then cut it on the ground.
Gotcha.
But the better picture is what you did.
I like that one, too.
I commented on it.
I was like, look at him.
Come on.
Wait, there was a tree in your way so you needed to drive so you just got a chainsaw.
And I thought, I mean, I know I saw it because we talked about on the show,
but I thought you were just out chopping trees for fun.
But you were blocking the road?
It was across my road at my place.
And so, yeah, we had to cut my way through.
That's awesome.
Don't even question Dustin Lynch.
Oh, not.
Did you have to burn a much property, a bunch of land?
I did, yeah.
90 acres, we did.
Why did you have to burn 90 acres?
So this piece of property I bought, they select cut it,
which is where they just take, like, all the good trees for lumber,
and they leave all the tree tops.
And I've learned so much in the past few months after I got this farm.
But so now there's birch trees that are bad.
for wood so they just shade everything out so nothing else can grow no good stuff can grow for the
forest so you go in and you burn and you kill the birch trees so shay can get in and rejuvenate the forest
when i bought i bought my mom a trailer before she passed away because i was like hey i'm going to buy
you some land and there was a bunch we got a bunch of timber up there and we sold the timber
because it was pretty good you know you did you get to sell any of that stuff or did you
no no the guys i bought it from bought the land to log and then i bought it from them
after they had logged it somebody actually told on you they were like hey doesn't let's tell you
we burned his property are you see you
Seriously? Yeah, and I was like, no. That's crazy.
So you had to hire someone?
So you had some listeners call in?
No, they just saw me out. And I guess they think that we're best friends.
I love it.
Yeah, because we are, right?
Cool. That's so random.
Dustin Lynch is here. He's got a new song here.
You like this one or no?
I love this one, yeah. It's a good one, huh?
It feels good, man.
Called Riding Roads. What's this about?
What if I said no?
Yeah, it's like this song. I keep waiting for somebody to say no.
I'm always like, you like this one or no.
It'll probably happen. There'll be like some label riff where they have to put a song out
they don't like.
That does happen sometimes.
I forgot.
You asked me another question.
What was it?
No, that's all right.
Let's pivot for a second.
Sometimes an artist will come in and they don't even want to, they don't even want to promote
that song.
Yeah.
And I know it too.
It's like when an actor goes on a late night TV show and you can tell they think the
movie sucks.
Right.
And they don't want to talk about the movie.
I won't say who.
There have been a couple artists that come in and they're like.
Are they older?
Are they young artists that don't have a say yet?
One of each, I would say.
Where a young artist would come in that doesn't have a say or an older artist would
come in where they've said, hey, you need to cut a younger sounding song.
And they're like, this is don't ask me about the song.
Yeah, yeah.
So it's a weird thing you bring that up.
But yeah, tell me about the song.
About that ride a new song.
So this song actually came about because one of my buddies, I was going into write.
It was last April.
And one of my buddies had had a pretty wild night on his Snapchat story.
He had just a truck full of girls and guys.
And they were just, it was multiple posts.
And they were just riding these backcountry roads up.
in Bollinger in Kentucky having a good time.
And I'm like, there's a song in here somewhere.
I've got to capture this moment.
And it took us, I don't know, we just started from scratch that day, and it took us probably
five or six hours to finally get bits and pieces of what is now riding roads.
And then we ended up working on all summer and then finished it in August.
So it was one of those songs that didn't come easy, but we knew we had something
special even with just a scrap.
So we kept on at it.
Talk to me about this.
Because I'm going to play in a second.
You walk into a room and you're like, all right, we're going to do this song.
Who comes up with, maybe not who.
comes up, but how does an idea get suggested like that? One person goes, I have an idea.
Yeah. So I did that. And I said, look, my buddy told him exactly what I just said,
that you had a great night last night. There's got to, but we got to capture that feeling and
that emotion because I miss that. I don't get to do that anymore and I want to get to do that.
And so I said, what about just riding roads? How has that not been a hit yet? How is like,
you know, and so we were like, all right, let's riff on that. We just started trying to get,
for me, it's all about melody. So that takes a long time.
Amy, so let me explain.
From melody would be not the words, but it'd be more like if you're in a room going,
ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, bo, boo, do do.
Like that, like you're trying to find the music.
Exactly.
Then you assign words to it.
That's it.
So do the melody of riding roads.
So he's doing that in the room.
No words yet.
For probably five hours.
Wow.
Wow.
And then, yeah, really how I do it, I kind of work backwards.
Like, how do I get riding roads to sound cool and fun and sexy?
And you just go around and round and around.
And finally, we found a vibe that fit it.
And I was with two really good songwriters.
Who did you write it with?
Ashley Goreley and Zach Crowell.
I know Zach's been on your podcast.
They both have.
Yeah, I know both those guys.
So are you a melody writer first?
I am, yeah.
So, because I've written with both, melody writers and lyric writers.
Lyrics are coming out with, you know, I got to exclude the words.
Yeah.
And you go with the words.
and other people will be like,
they create the whole song with no words.
They'll be like, all right, we got the whole song.
Skibbitty boop, boop, boop, boop, let's assign some words.
I'm all about vibe and melody, yeah.
Look at this guy.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Dustin Lynch.
Put together a little game for you.
Okay.
Well, I just feel like our listeners sometimes need to re-know you.
Because you're going right before our eyes, Dustin Lynch.
Yeah.
You went from this young guy starting out to, like,
you're really on the precipice of superstar.
You're already a star.
Almost superstar.
are. Ready?
Yes, I'm ready.
I don't know what's coming.
Current. Is there all current? Current answers here, okay?
So not your all times, but your current.
Cut.
Favorite song right now. Just think about it.
Current favorite song.
Thick and thin, Laney.
Oh, you're a Lainty fan, huh?
Big time.
You're playing the rhyming coming up.
I'll be there.
Oh, are you? All right.
Current TV show right now.
Center.
Oh, yeah, with Jessica Biel, or you're on season two?
Season two?
One, I'm on one.
Okay.
I'm just starting.
Favorite movie right now.
Something you've seen recently.
Gosh.
Well, no, I just did a trip to UK, so I watched a bunch of movies.
I'm trying to think of what I dug the most.
You've seen Green Book?
No, I want to see that one.
You've seen Creed 2?
You know what?
No, I haven't.
But I guess I'll just go to like, I realize I haven't been to the movie theaters in, I don't know, seven, eight years.
And I went about a month ago.
And I watched, um, um, she,
It's not panic room.
It's, what's the room?
Escape room.
Is that it?
You watch that?
It's a real movie?
I think it's a movie for that.
Is that good?
It was pretty good, yeah.
And I've never done one of those in real life.
Yeah, I don't want to do one of those.
That's like, they might die in that movie, right?
I saw a preview for that.
It's like, yeah, it's legit.
Oh, so it's scary?
Yeah, it's pretty.
They're in a room that's figuring out to get out and they could die.
You haven't gone to the movies theaters in a long, and that's what you went to see?
Well, there wasn't, honestly, there wasn't really.
Was it like a date?
You were on a date?
I was. There wasn't really any, yeah, there wasn't really anything else to watch at the time.
Not like a superhero movie's been out for a while. No, there wasn't, you know, there wasn't any.
Interesting. I don't know. Some pickets. What do you do to pass? What's a hobby? Pass the time.
Right now, honestly, it's being outside on my land.
I'm obsessed.
And honestly, I'm scared that it's going to start cutting into my songwriting time.
Because if I have a day in Nashville, it's harder to get me in town to work in the studio
because I'm always wanting to be outside working out there.
Is it a tan real or no?
It's real, yeah.
I've been to California.
Who's your favorite current follow on social media?
My current follow on social media?
Yeah.
Gosh.
Who am I digging right now?
Man, DJ Callet's got an album coming up, and he's always hilarious when he gets hype on something.
So I'm actually, I fell out of love with him, and now I'm back in for some reason.
Because he has something to promote and he's being really good again.
I guess so, yeah.
Let's do one more podcast.
You listen to any podcasts?
I do.
What do you got?
Man, I'm listening right now, and it takes forever because the interviews are long for me.
But I listen when I'm in the shower at home, the Joe Rogan experience, and I'm listening to...
Like three and four hours long?
Yeah.
How on are your showers?
David, right? David Lee Roth.
And I'm probably about two hours in right now.
I think it's a three-hour interview.
So that's a lot of showers.
I'm kind of getting bored with the guy because it's like, man.
But he's so intriguing.
As soon as I want to give up and move on, he goes into something else.
And honestly, he's making me feel bad about my life.
Because I don't know if you've listened to that one yet.
I haven't.
Anyways, David Lee Roth is like, he speaks Spanish.
He speaks Japanese.
He moved to Japan to learn Japanese.
He learned how to write calligraphy over there
And he was an EMT at 50
Just because he wanted to be an EMT
And just like
Has climbed all these mountains and all this stuff
And it's like man, what a minute?
Like the dude's done it all
You're going into cardiac arrest
And the Van Halen Leitzinger comes his debut
I know right
Unbelievable
Dustin Lynch is here
You haven't been to the house
And do a bobby cash yet have you
I haven't.
Oh man I don't know if you could take that
Really?
That's a grilling.
Dude I'd love to dive deep
Come on
Right in
Do we dive deep?
Or what?
Sometimes people cry.
Wow, okay.
He's like Barbara Walters.
Most, not all, not most of the time.
Just sometimes people cry.
But it's good.
It's like.
Cry how?
Are you like?
Sometimes good.
Yeah, sometimes people are like, oh, I haven't thought about that in a long time.
And they start talking about something.
And, you know, because it's just an hour long.
Like, it's like a, I'm basically Oprah.
I'll be honest with you.
I'm country music.
Yeah.
Right, Amy?
Sure.
You know I saw on somebody's Instagram the other day?
What?
The top of Runyon Canyon, which is a hiking trail in L.A.
I've never done.
But apparently it's famous.
There's a guy that does five-minute interviews for a podcast of just whoever wants to jump in.
I thought that was an awesome idea for a podcast.
Have you done that?
Runyon?
Yeah.
I love it.
Have you seen that interview dude up there?
No, but now I'm like, oh, shoot, I need to go.
That would be so cool, right?
He knows nothing about you.
Just jump in the chair and go out of it.
I think that's really cool.
You mentioned you're on a date.
Anything you want to say about that?
Life is good.
Okay.
You know what?
I'll accept it.
I'll settle with it.
Life is good.
Did you pick a scary movie because you're on a date and she might get scared?
Well, she loves scary movies
So that maybe was her pick
No, honestly it was after dinner
And it was a late dinner
And so we didn't have any, it was like
That or a couple other things
So escape room it was
This is one of those situations where I just know too much
To continue the interview myself about this
You know?
You know what I mean? Dustin Lynch
I'm just going to let you say life is good
Life is good
I like it when life's good
You want to hang out for a little more or no
Yeah
All right cool
If you like to
Go.
On the Bobby Bones show now.
Dustin Lynch.
So what's happened with you?
You put out three songs.
I'm going to play a little bit of this one here.
Here's Little Town Living.
That's cool.
I like to buy that song.
Thank you.
I wrote that at Thomas Rett's farm.
With Thomas Rett?
No, it was his...
Obviously, he was out there with Lauren celebrating an anniversary or something.
It was me and his dad and a couple other guys.
Here's red dirt blue eyes.
What's that one about?
Man, it's just about being out in the wide open with what the girl you're digging and, yeah, getting out of the mess of downtown, you know.
What, Amy?
No, what, me?
No, Bobby, when you know, because when you said that, did you hear Mommy go, yeah?
I was just feeling the song.
Can the guy not feel a song?
Once the last time you've taken the girl out into the middle of nowhere, Bobby?
Middle of nowhere, not long.
I've been dating a little bit, but not mill in nowhere.
No?
No, because then I'll get lost.
It's not very high if it's like, let me take you out in the middle of nowhere.
Then I go,
Yeah, but you have enough friends that have, you know,
middle of nowhere places you could go to.
Yeah, you can borrow one.
Then it's like creepy.
I'm like, hey, let's go out.
No, I just, that's not my, that's not my scene.
You still got a Jeep?
Yeah.
I could go back to Arkansas and go middle of nowhere because that's, I know that area.
But if I'm driving around some property down in Nashville and then I get lost,
I look like the biggest tool.
And like, baby, I would.
Is that like a thing?
What?
Like to go, I mean, is that?
Getting lost?
Yeah.
No, in the middle of nowhere, but is that because I'm like thinking.
Yes.
Oh, my God, yeah.
Oh, I don't.
You need to try this out.
I'm missing out.
Come on, hud.
12 years and I don't know if these ever taken me to the nowhere.
What's the move?
Let's just say hypothetically, just meet a girl, right?
You're new in this hypothetical relationship-ish thing.
And you go, hey, let's go for a drive.
And then you just drive into the woods?
That's it.
Well, not.
No.
You can.
just back roads, yeah.
But it's back roads.
But how do you know the back roads?
You don't.
Oh.
And now with phones, it's like after you've had like enough, you're like, okay, let's
head back into town.
Then you can just plug in and go.
Okay.
But it's cool just to just start winding through, yeah.
That sounds cute and all, but I'm going to lose signal.
Yeah.
I'm going to be a total good because I'm like, I don't know.
Are you going to get it out of here?
Are you going to get on someone's property and they're going to come out?
Yeah.
Does that ever happen?
You can kind of tell where, you know, you can tell where not to
go. If it were where I grew up, I would know all the backroads or at least know
where, and I'd be cool with that, but I'm not doing that here. I feel like I write songs
like this so often because I miss that and that's what we did growing up a lot. That's all you
have to do. Getting to do this song is so rare for me that I think I'd just go there in my
headspace when I write because I wish I was that guy still. Getting to do the song is so rare
for you. What do you mean? I just don't have, you know, I don't have an every weekend type of let's go
kick it in the middle of nowhere of friends or hang out with friends at all, really.
This is, right.
It's funny.
You bring the note.
I have the same problem because I'm on the road pretty much every weekend or I'm doing.
So I don't have a built-in set of friends here.
So when I come back home, I'm like, what do I even do?
So instead of sitting here being lonely, I just go work some more.
Yeah.
And so, yeah, it sounds like you are struggling from that as well.
Big time.
Yeah, I haven't gone out and done anything with friends since the new year.
and here we are
in the March
so yeah
same with me
I don't know
it's bad
you just lose that connection
I honestly don't know
what to do
I wouldn't even know
how to start
that conversation
hey dude
I know
I don't know
it's bad
and we start
and me I go
man this stinks
I'm just
I'm hit at home
and nobody wants
to ask me to hang out
but no one is
even used to me
being here
so it's not
that's the problem
yes
that's the problem
is you're
y'all are gone
so much
are people that are
on the road
that when you are
back in town
friends
you're not
Friends just assume you're gone.
Yeah.
So we don't reach out.
Or now they probably assume we just don't want to hang out.
Yeah.
Or you're like resting because you're so tired.
But then at the same time, I'm always having to be outgoing and on it, you know, that
when I get home a lot of times I just want to veg out on the couch anyway.
Do you feel, and again, I'm going to project a bit of me onto you here, do you feel, though,
if you go out and you have to meet new people, they expect you to be big, big, fun, Dustin Lynch all the time.
And sometimes you just don't want to be big, fun Dustin Lynch, who's the singer on stage.
You just kind of want to hang out.
And if you just hang out and you're quiet, they go,
but what a jerk. He doesn't even talk.
Exactly. And I've had that happen.
Me too. Why are you mad?
Why aren't you so fun? You're so funny on the radio.
I didn't want to hang out.
Yeah.
Let me ask you this.
Birthday parties.
Okay.
I hate you.
What?
Go ahead. Ask him.
Would you rather have a big birthday party with like four or five of your closest friends and then like those six through 12 get a little offended?
They didn't get invited.
Or just have one where like a hundred people show up and you have to like talk to everybody.
A hundred.
Calm down.
That'd be work.
A hundred would be work.
Well, okay.
Sorry.
How many do you want to say 30?
No.
No.
Okay.
Go ahead.
Answer the question.
Like 30.
We'll say the number's 30.
30?
30 people.
Make it 15.
That's not true.
I don't know.
I think 30 is manageable.
At your house?
No.
Easy.
No.
Hypothetically speaking on top of Dirk.
Yeah.
Hypothetically.
Still easy.
30's easy.
But you have to talk to every single person.
I mean, there's 30 people in this room.
I don't even like all these people in here.
I'm just kidding.
I do.
I don't know.
I get what you're saying, but I don't know.
I do understand that it's your birthday, so the spotlight is on you.
Yeah.
I don't love that.
Me, I struggle with that a lot.
I get weird when people sing me happy birthday because I'm emotional and I'm like, am I really getting emotional?
I don't know.
Oh, Bobby, we don't have to sing.
Are you a cryer?
Big time.
Really?
I'm going to cry today a lot, most likely.
Why?
I'll be shocked if I don't.
We're celebrating Good Girl going number one this evening.
Well, that's a thing you should cry about.
I don't know why, but I get so emotional still.
It's good.
Let's watch him.
Watch his eyes, everybody.
Staring at him.
But yeah, I'm a crier.
I think that's what I don't know if I ever do win, and I've cried, you know,
when I got asked to be a member of the operating all,
but if I ever do get nominated and win an award,
they're going to hate that.
I've won that award because I'm just going to ball and be a mess on stage.
Have you always been a crier?
Yeah.
Oh, have you?
Yeah, since day one.
And I used to be so bad at giving speeches, like right out of college given, you know,
rehearsal dinner speeches or whatever for friends weddings.
I was so nervous and just bad at it.
And I guess just repetition, you get used to it and better at it.
And I'm fine now.
I can speak in front of anybody.
But yeah, I've always cried, even back then.
I'm having a rehearsal dinner.
Why am I crying?
I don't know.
Just programmed that way.
You're pretty emo.
I guess so, right?
That's what it all comes down to.
I've been crying a lot lately and I'm not really a cryer.
I'm kind of a hider.
Hide my emotions.
Yeah.
But, yeah, like, does that mean you're getting better?
I don't know or worse.
And I go to therapy.
Sometimes my therapist will be like, it's okay to be emotional, but I'd be like,
am I losing my edge?
Right.
If I have feelings, then I have my edge.
Yeah.
What you think, Amy?
I mean, I think something's going on.
Something's changed.
Something's up.
Something's up because you're not a cry.
Do you have, like, have you identified what it is or no?
Like, what's changed in your life?
I mean, you're still as busy as always, but.
Okay.
Yes.
Maybe even busier.
but what I think what I've done is maybe a bit what you've done is you've said to yourself
again I'm projecting onto you I think we're similar in a lot of ways that you go you know what
what's the use of all this good stuff I can't share it with somebody yeah and then you start
to go let me reprioritize a little bit just a little bit because if I don't change nothing
will change so I've had to make some changes in my life personally I'm dating a little bit
you know just opening my and when you open it up then you freaking open it up and everything
You're barreling out of there, man.
I watched Creed 2.
I cried four times.
You're not supposed to cry during that movie.
Guys like going to Russia.
Russia.
I don't know what's wrong.
I watched Green Book I cried at the end of.
It's good.
Greenbrook, you should cry.
Green Book, I for sure should watch.
Have you, shut us.
Why are you judging Creed 2?
I'm not saying that shouldn't evoke tears.
What's your relationship like with your dad?
Because I don't have a dad.
Because that was the good part.
It's good, yeah.
You probably like Creed then because I think that,
is a lot with Creed and Rocky
in their relationship.
And I didn't have a dad.
So for me, I was like, man, I really want that.
But I can also see if you have a good relationship
with your dad, you're going to ball your eyes out too
because that's what it's all about.
It's like that male, like I got you type stuff.
Oh, wow.
I'm just worried.
Watch, doesn't do this for me.
Watch Creed too.
Just send me a message.
Okay.
And let me know if you cry at all.
But don't lie.
Okay.
Because I know you.
All right.
You probably lie.
I'd be like, I didn't cry.
No, I'll see on vlog three seconds.
73's crying.
He really wanted to put it in this vlog.
Which, by the way, the vlog is pretty good, man.
We're having fun.
It's like a new movie every week.
New Dustin Lynch movie coming out.
It's a good time.
Look at you.
I got three songs out.
I'll ask the question of,
not that I'm not happy,
there are just three songs,
but are you putting out a full record?
Is this just part of it?
Yeah, we've got a few more in the works right now
and chipping away at it.
So I've got to, I'm like,
I don't want to finish an album
unless I know it's something I'm really proud of
I'm two or three songs away from being really proud of an album.
So I don't know if I'll honestly like since December I've been writing.
I haven't been happy with how I've been writing.
I don't know why that is.
Spanish?
I don't know what's up, man.
Like it's just, it's part of it.
You know, you write stuff and you're like, eh.
And I've been doing that for months.
So I'm hoping I get out of that funk and we can finish this album.
Let me ask you this question.
Because things in your.
life are changing.
It's back to the edge question I was saying about myself.
Like, let's say you get married.
Are you worried that you're not going to have that writing, like that void in you that
makes you write a certain way that you used to have?
Man, I've thought about that.
And it's funny that, you know, I started out with song Cowboys and Angels.
And I was talking to a guy yesterday out at my farm.
And he goes, man, that's my favorite song.
And this girl I was dating's favorite song.
I said, man, what's cool about that is we kind of got away from that thing.
but as I get out of this
stage of my life where I can sing about
right in the middle of the country
and, you know, the new love thing
will be able to go back
to more meatyer Cowboys and Angels
type of themes and that's fun to look forward to
I look forward to writing those songs again.
We're going to play you out with that one.
Oh, wow.
Yeah.
Throw it back.
Yeah, I think that's, and that's the first song
you ever came in and played on our show too,
first time we ever met.
Dustin Lynch at Dustin Lynch Music.
That's his Instagram.
The EP's called
riding roads that songs a jam and it's good to see you my friend thanks for having me
ma'am and uh come over the house sometime we'll get into it I'd love to I'll make you cry
Brank it yeah okay sometimes I just chop onions into the table and I'm like how's your day
I don't know you're pumping something through the through the H-rack I get it all right Dustin Lynch
we'll see you soon bye Bobby Bonds I don't like people talking about their dreams because right
who cares right Amy honestly well I mean yeah sometimes it's interesting but I get it
but let me tell about my dream last night oh okay I had to dream what I like it's interesting
right now. Tell me more. Just this one point.
Somebody came up and offered me a dog.
They were like, will you take this dog? And I was like,
I can't. I got to go away for a couple days.
And they were like, okay, I'll talk to you soon. And my dream
was over.
Okay. Do you think it was like a premonition?
I don't know. I'm totally dialed into the dog stuff right now.
And I didn't have a nightmare. I went to the doctor.
And because I, you know, I've been messing with this anxiety.
So I'm trying to find the right. Because I don't like taking medicine.
But sometimes I just can't sleep and have crazy like PTSD nightmares.
My doctor gave me this medicine.
It doesn't help you fall asleep, but it does help you with nightmares.
So if you can fall asleep, you apparently don't have crazy nightmares.
I've taken it two nights.
I've had the loveliest dreams.
I had a dog dream.
I had another dream where we were like hanging out on the beach, playing golf on the beach.
You don't even play golf on a beach.
But I know.
You don't dream of that.
What do you mean?
You don't.
You've never heard you dream about that.
I know.
That's lovely.
You're right.
These are the loveliest dreams
Yeah, what are you taking?
Let me grab my pill bottle, I'll tell you.
I feel like you're in some movie.
Do you want to know the name?
I'll grab my pill bottle.
Well, I mean, I'm not going to take them, but sure, I guess out of curiosity.
Hit me that bag.
I brought them with me because I'm in New York.
I'm about to do this crazy press tour.
But, all right, the pills I'm taking,
because I know our listeners love my medical.
It's called Prazosin.
I'm sure you said that right.
Prozossus.
Yeah.
Prezosen, maybe?
Prozosen.
You may Google that, but I'm going to tell you, I've had two nights,
and it's given me just delightful dreams.
Somebody to Google that, tell me what that's all about.
Because obviously I did.
We'll spell it.
P-R-A-Z-O-S-I-N.
Prazosin.
There you go.
Oh, because that's not how I was spelling it.
Well, I probably wasn't saying it, right.
Wait, do you have a urinary retention problem?
I do not.
Are you running the bed?
No.
Sometimes I dribble still, but that's not for that.
I think medicine does a few things at once.
Anyway, what if my doctor, though, has tricked me
and he knows I'm dribbling,
and he doesn't want to give me that?
It is increasingly being used as an off-label thing
to treat nightmares with patients that have PTSD.
Insomnia and hallucinations are listed as some of the rare side effects.
Oh my gosh, you were hallucinating the Iraq.
on a beach playing off.
That's awesome.
I'll take it.
Yeah.
I'll take it.
So anyway, it stopped my dribble
and I'm having great dreams.
It's amazing.
There you go.
Let's see what's happening today, Amy.
Oh, man.
I have to see my chiropractor today.
So that is like top of my list.
Never got to the chiropractor game so much.
Well, she's going to do some of that stuff you got done,
the dry needling.
Okay, which is not a chiropractic thing.
It's just a, you know.
But she's a chiropractor that also does that.
So she's going to adjust me because I have some major issues
and then she's going to target the pain with some of those needles.
Yeah.
I felt pretty good.
Morgan number two and I box that talked about and my shoulder just a little bit I could feel
the next day and I went hard on purpose to see if it would hurt.
Yeah.
And my shoulder was getting a little better.
Oh, that's good.
Yeah.
Well, what threw me off, my back was doing better.
But when we went to Disneyland and I rode those roller coasters,
that stuff jerked me around like crazy.
And now I just, I feel like I need to get.
get back into alignment. What about you? Well, I have a TV, what they call a TV satellite tour
for American Idol, because we go to Hawaii this week. We already went. But I'm on American Idol
as the full-time mentor. And so they have me, and I was talking about this earlier. I sit in a chair
and they just patched me to all these cities. Amy, look at all these cities that I have. Can you see
my phone? Is it too bright? Too bright. Well. Oh, no, I just saw a glance. That's a lot.
Yep. Yep. You're busy. I mean, it's down to the. I mean, it's down to the
minute. They're like 10.54.
10 a.m. Grand Rapids, Michigan. 10.06.O.N.6, Buffalo, New York. 1012. 12, Nashville, Tennessee. 1018,
Baltimore, Maryland. 1024, Indianapolis, Indiana. It goes all the way until 1 p.m.
Oh, my gosh. For every six minutes. But you're happy to, you be happy to know that at 1054,
I get a break for three minutes. That's the only break. I feel like you're going to be parched.
Well, you get water. You get free water while you do this. Okay.
So I'm going to do this, and I'm going to go to a show tonight.
So.
Like what kind of show?
Like a Broadway show.
Oh, interesting.
Thank you very much.
With who?
What show?
Well, I'm going with someone who's here with PR for doing an idol.
We're going together.
Not a date.
So all you guys can kiss my grids.
Which I'm going to start saying a whole lot more.
Maybe you'll meet somebody that works on Broadway.
That would be cool.
That would be cool.
There are two broadways.
One in Nashville, one in New York.
Maybe I don't want of them.
All right.
We're done.
Have a great day.
Lunchbox left the room, so we can't tell him have a great day.
But we'll tell him that everybody said it when he comes back in in a minute.
Thank you so much.
We'll see you tomorrow.
On tomorrow's show, low cash.
They have a record coming out tomorrow, so they're going to come into Friday morning conversation.
Thanks to Dustin Lynch.
Thanks to all of you.
Check out Amy's Four Things podcast, which is posted today.
Everybody loves the Four Things podcast.
They wait for it.
They wait for it.
It's so good, though.
I'll be honest with you.
It's so good.
It's such a good podcast.
I do I love it. I do. I love it. Yeah. They probably listen to the Bobbycast first and then they come over to the bad days. I know. I love yours. I think it's good. All right. We'll see it tomorrow. Bye, everybody.
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