The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Gives Baby Box Post-Surgery Update + Why One City Can’t Watch Bobby Dance Next Week

Episode Date: November 2, 2018

Lunchbox gives an update on how Baby Box is doing after hernia surgery. One city won’t be able to watch Bobby dance Monday night. Also, Amy gives and update on her dad and the Pistol Annies stop by. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Let out. This is the Bobby Bonds. I love Fridays. You get the dance parties. Usually have a guest coming by. So it's good. Pistol annies are stopping by. How are you, Amy?

Oh, by the way, morning studio! Morning! Thank you. It's all right. I was just fired out of a cannon here this morning. That's okay. Amy, you good? Yeah, I'm doing good.

You? Good. I always have these notes, just so our show knows. Like, I have this whole page of things that I made a list to talk about. You see my page here? See it, yeah. I don't know. It says here I made a note that you ran into Karen from Little Big Town.

Yes? Karen Fitzhildo. Yeah, how'd they go? nice as usual. You know, I keep wondering, keep wondering about Karen and Kimberly sometimes. I run into them the most, and they are consistently so nice.

Always amazing. Yeah, we go to the same place, so I see her from time to time. And always so cool. It's like asks about things. You can tell they either follow along on Instagram or listen to the show, but I'm like, wow, you have so much going on your life.

That's so nice of you to like ask about my dad. Like, how do you, like... Oh, she asked about your dad. Yeah. I mean, stuff like that. They're just so bowed in. I'm like, oh, yeah. Yeah, a little big town.

They're really nice people. I have that. So I made a note. I got into an Uber yesterday, and so I've been taking a lot of Uber's. I'm traveling a whole lot. And so I get on my phone, I hit the app, and it's like, you have an Uber three miles away. It's a Maserati. Someone picks me up in a Maserati for an Uber.

Yeah. That's what I thought. Meaning, one, if you can afford a Maserati, which is a super expensive car, I want to want people climbing in the back of it. And two, if you can't afford it, maybe you should not get it. Am I wrong on that? Did you accidentally hit, like, black car? No, I didn't.

No, I didn't. I hit that Uber button that I always hit. I guess that's... L.A., you know? No, I was in Texas. Oh, you weren't? Really? Oh, wow.

Okay. Now I'm even more surprised. Right? Isn't that crazy? Yeah. Saw that. Did you ask him? You just need straight up ads.

Be like, dude, what are you doing? No, I didn't do that. Oh. I was also handed an article this morning. I made an article from Taste of Country. It says, 18 singers. You totally forgot dated celebrities. Who did they have me on it?

Oh, they have me in here twice. It was stupid. I don't even want to talk about this. I was just handed this. I made it twice. Well, yeah, because Rachel and Lindsay, duh. Right? Yeah, but which one of mine?

Am I the singer or this? Because I'm really not a celebrity. What? Oh, yeah, true. Oh, I was thinking they're the singers and you're... But I'm not a celebrity. I know. They're celebrities.

That's right. It says 18 singers, you totally forgot dated celebrities. Bobby Bones and Rachel Reinhert. Taste of Country helped bring this 2014 romance to light with a few tweets at the couple. It's not clear when the radio DJ and Gloriana singer broke up and neither have reminisced publicly. Yeah. I mean, I have talked to her recently, though. about

I remember y'all talking but not oh yeah yeah she does that stuff and then Lindsay L and that was on here too and the other ones Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo remember that?

I did forget about that yeah yeah so like you're the Tony Romo Amy that's why I was shocked to this article like I mean it's a little different but yeah yeah Carrie Underwood and Chase Crawford

from Gossip Girl oh wow totally forgot they dated Chase Rice and Jesse James Decker What? They dated? Kelly Pickler and Kid Rock. No way. That's what the article says. Oh, that stuff's true.

That's crazy. Anyway, I had all that on my list to talk about today, but we just kind of all do it out there at once. That's funny. Anything you want to say? Well, obviously, Chase Rice is on there with Jesse James Decker. It can be like singer, singer. Yeah. You sing, they sing.

I mean, do I really even sing, though? Let's be honest. This is why I tell people, like, on Dancing with the Stars right now, they're like, what do you do? I said, well, have I made the pawn shop reference here on the show before? I don't think so. That I'm like a pawn shop, meaning I have a lot of things, but none of them are that good. Like, I do radio, I do books, I do comedy, I do music, what? I mean, but I would disagree.

I feel like you are good at radio or you wouldn't be where you are. Yeah, I appreciate that. Thank you very much. The other stuff, yeah. I'm like a pawn shop that specializes in jewelry. They're good jewelry, but the guitars are crappy. There you go. The Bobby Bones Show.

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Everywhere else, 60s and 70s. And he's enjoy it. The Bobby Bones show. This is almost a time marches on for us where we acknowledge that we're getting older. And then we hit the song Time Marches On by Tracy Lawrence. And you saw someone driving too fast in your neighborhood? Yes. And I mean, I've yelled at people driving too fast before, but I feel like now that I've got kids and ever since they came, I find myself being more sensitive to it.

And I showed up yelled at a car for driving way too fast on my street. And then it ended up being... How does that go, though? Like, what's your yell? Back away from the microphone. Back away from the microphone. I'm driving. Okay.

What did you yell? Go. Slow down! And I kind of, like, have this look on my face. Like, are you for real right now? But they're already long gone. They're not even like... How does that go again?

Okay, here I come. Here I come. Slow down. Wow, and your face looks so intense and, like, questioning how a human can actually go that fast. Because I'm like, why in the world on my street where you should, like, I don't even live on a busy street? Like, I get it if you might be in a busier street where you could maybe be going that fast. But there's no reason why a car needs to be going that fast.

And it's like revved up, like, you know? So then what happens? Oh, so I yell. And then I realize that it's a boyfriend of a girl I know in my neighborhood. And they're like super cool. And I was like a loser. You put the L on your head. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

My husband's like, way to go. Wait, wait, but they should have slowed down. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, for sure, for sure. But I probably wouldn't have looked as lame as I did. I'd probably even like, hey, buddy, you shouldn't drive so fast. Cool, good guy. I'm also cool. Hey, you're cool, I'm cool.

Just, you know, pump the brakes a little bit. Let's be cool and, you know, drive a little cooler. Kids playing, chill out. That's funny. I mean, no. I was like straight up, slow down, like, given, you know, like the confused, dirty look. How are the kids after all the candy from Halloween a couple nights ago? They're good.

They're good. Here's the thing. So, does eating a ton of candy actually make your kids act crazy? Yes or no? I think that sugar does, yes. Pediatricians say that eating sugar does not cause wild behavior or hyperactivity in children. Sugar actually will induce a mild sedative effect in children, making them sleepy and calmer. Interesting.

Your thoughts on that, though? I feel like there's a high and then there's a low. And, I mean, I experienced that with myself and sugar. Like, what are these pediatricians talking about? What they learn in school? Something dumb, you know? They need to slow down. They need to slow down.

Yeah. We play a lot of games on this show. And whenever Amy wins a game, this is her winning song right here. I like it. I'm into it, but all of a sudden you don't like it anymore. I like it, but I just don't get like excited. Like, it's just sort of mellow, like, chill out. And I feel like when we win something, we need to be like pumped up.

Okay, so you have a few suggestions? I do. Okay. What's the first? Now, this has to go to the court. And lunchbox isn't here today because his baby had surgery. Yeah. So, but I want to hear your suggestion.

So go ahead. What's your first suggestion? These are songs that make me feel pumped up. So I have All About That Bass, Megan Traynor. Okay, so if you win. Turn it up. No trouble I'm all about that

I don't feel like that's a good winning song Okay Okay go ahead What about Cindy Lopper Girls just want to have fun Okay That one I can see a little bit Okay okay

That one I'm feeling a little bit Do you have any other ones? I have one more Go ahead Kelly Clarkson stronger Okay What doesn't kill you makes you stronger That should be your losing song

though Do we have losing dogs? No, but it's like, what doesn't kill you, make you stronger? That's not when you win. Oh, I just like it. I was listening to the words. Yeah. But I like the same.

But here's the thing. I went to Eddie. Eddie and I have suggestions to you too. Okay. What are you all about? Almost I want to play Eddie's. Why? What is it?

Okay, Eddie, if Amy wins, three, two, one, she wins. What's your first suggestion? Well, here's my thing. Lunchbox is so competitive. So when she wins, it's almost like, yeah, like, you're in charge. So I thought she'd play Move Get Out the Way by Luda

Go ahead Okay, you win Go Get out the way Get out of Okay Go ahead Eddie have any other ones

Yeah Yeah Yeah Or you can do like Smash mouth Like hey now I'm an all-star Okay

I like the first one ever Mine are a little different Mine aren't super pump up Mine are just like statement songs Okay Like imagine you Imagine you win Amy right And you're like

Floning it And all the sudden Rod Stewart comes on Hit it Come on How fun is that? You're just feeling it. I do feel it.

And that's what I really want for my song, is to just, like, really feel the win. Okay. How about this one? You win, the game's over, and Amy, you're the winner, and then the Kia comes on. Hit it.

My neck, my back. Oh. I'm like, okay, okay. Okay, okay. No. That's a great one. Oh, great. Kids are going to be like,

Mom, what'd they say? My neck, my what? No. You like that one? No. Okay, I have one more. Different kind of category. Okay.

You win. And how many of us have a song with our name in it? None. You actually have a song. So imagine you win. Three, two, one. Hit it. Amy, what you want to do.

Amy. Wait, so those are just suggestions. We'll put them up on bobbiolns.com. Okay, yeah. I feel like... I like the direct... Man, there's so many different directions here. We got to see what Lunchbox says Monday.

day too. Okay. Or maybe Tuesday. Whenever he comes back. Are you going to pick the winning one? I think it'll be collaborative a bit. I don't hate your other one though. I think there's something to people knowing that's your song. Yeah, I don't hate it either.

I just feel like, you know, just need change. And I guess you know, I've been winning more lately. Oh, come on. Hit that, my neck, my back. Come on. My neck. You know, I just want

to hear something. My back. That's dirty So bad Okay, okay Move Lobby Bonesh The latest from Nashville

in Hollywood It's the 30 Second Skinny Luke Brian and his wife Just shared their Halloween costume His wife was a squirrel And Luke Brian was a nut That's pretty funny Yeah

She just squirrel trying to get a nut So what's up? They were like big inflatable It's just funny Yeah Like not cute She wasn't like Cute little sexy squirrel

And Luke wasn't sexy nut Like, they were like, yard inflatable people. Yeah, but let's be real. Luke's always sexy nut. Okay. You know what I mean? All right, Morgan number two, what else? Pistell annies have a new album out today called Interstate Gospel.

Here is the single from the album called Got My Name Changed Back. Love Pistolannies, Miranda Lambert, Ashley, and Angelina Presley. All right, what else, Morgan number two? We've got movies out today, Bohemian Rhapsody with 57% on Rotten Tomatoes. Yeah. I think of Queen. came out today, which is what that's about, Freddie Mercury and Queen, I think Queen would still be big

today. I think they're so good. I think they were so different. You know, how about the movie? I don't know. I've seen mixed reviews, but I'll probably see that one. Is that it? Morgan Number two. That's it. I'm Morgan number two. That's a skinny. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. Shout out to this 67-year-old woman named Donna. She lives in North Dakota, and she realized there was a hunger problem in her community. So she decided to do something about it. She set up a community garden and has donated 3,000 pounds of veggies in just like six weeks. Wait, how does the crops get grown? Well, it's community garden. So there's like a 4,000 square foot like plot and then people can plant and the food grows and then they take it and donate

it to Salvation Army is one place that they were taking things to. And it's obviously perishable, but the people love that it's like you can eat it right away and it's really good for you. It's locally grown, healthy stuff, like not just canned goods. And so she just started this? Yeah, 67 years old. And over the course of 68 weeks, she had 3,000 pounds done. And again, do you like to garden? I had a garden when I lived in North Carolina because my neighbor grew all of her food and she gifted

me a garden for my birthday. And I loved going out there. I had romaine and jalapinos and cilantro and kale and carrots. It was pretty cool. Yeah, but what happened? It's past tense, you said. Oh, she's no longer my neighbor anymore, so I don't have her expertise. Oh.

So when I moved to my house, I've lived here for a while now. There was a garden in the back. You've seen it, right? Yes. It looks amazing. I haven't touched it. Yeah. There's probably like a pack of werewolves living there right now.

Yeah. There's nothing. When we were interviewing people for, because my husband and I both work and we have kids. So when we were interviewing nannies to help us, this one girl said she was a gardener. And my husband, like, kicked me on their table and he was like, okay, we're hiring her. Like, it literally, like, I would have hired her based on her just putting a garden in my backyard. And it's really good for children to tend to gardens. It is.

I promise you. I'm not arguing with you. I couldn't even stick to mine. Okay. So for my kids coming from Haiti, not knowing a lot of the foods that we eat and not getting a lot of fruits and vegetables, if you want to introduce food like that, kids having them garden it and grow it themselves and then eat it they're more likely to eat it well listen i like that story what's the moral of your tell me something good like if you realize a problem in your community do like 67 year old donna and do something about it there you go

that's what's all about right there lunchbox is not here but eddie is going to fill in with the bonehead story of the day eddie how you feeling i feel good i got a good story yeah no pressure but Lunchbox is the king of the bonehead. I know this. And if you mess it up, you're never going to hear the end of it. Oh, boy. And now our producer Eddie, filling in for lunchbox with the Bonehead story of the day. Here we go.

Bobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. Oh, this one comes to you from Kansas City, Missouri. Oh, boy. A drunk baggage handler falls asleep while he's loading baggage onto a plane in Kansas City. He passes out and he wakes up in Chicago. What is that out?

That's not true. It's true. There's no way. He fell asleep underneath the airplane, you know, where all the luggage goes, and he wakes up, and he's in another city. That's not true. There's no way. I feel like one of his buddies that works and was like, put him on there. He's asleep.

I feel like he just woke up and his buddies were like, dude, you're in Chicago now. I was just handed the story. American Airlines says the Piedmont Airlines employee was working American Flight 363 when the airplane left Kansas City International Airport. and he was in the pressurized cargo hold. The handler told police he was drunk when he fell asleep. Oh. I can't believe that he happened to fall asleep in the one place where you could actually fall asleep in travel. The pressurized.

Yeah, it's pressurized and heated, so he was fine. Well, that's funny. I didn't believe it, but our fact checker says it's true. All right, Eddie, thank you for filling in for lunchbox today. You got it. That is a funny story. That's your bonehead story of the day. Thank you.

On the Bobby Bones show now. Pistolannies. Landings are here. We finally get to hear these new songs. The album's out today. I want to play a clip of this new one. When I was his wife. He'd never cheat.

He'd never lie. He'll love me forever. Till the day that we die, he'll never take me. For granted, I said that to when I was his wife. Man to tell me about this song. I was rotten by myself at the farm. I don't know what I was thinking about.

Probably a long trail of thoughts that don't matter, but something led me to, you know, multiple. It could be two things. I don't even know what it is and we wrote it, but it's either from the perspective of three different women that had the same man and were married to the same man, or it's from three different women that were married to different men, but it's the same story from all of them, you know?

So I don't know that first verse and chorus came, and I sent it to them. That's how the whole, this antics record came together to begin with. But it just... I have a next husband. He has a new wife. Yep. Her ex-husband has a new wife, so that was a good way to keep it going.

Here's another one. This is Sugar Daddy. My Sugar Daddy's got a pool in the back. Driving me crazy. You got a groove, huh? Ashley, talk about this one for a second. Sugar Daddy. This is one of the last ones we had written.

And I don't know. We wouldn't have each of our, like, personalities portrayed in each verse of, like, who are, what our sugar daddy would be like, like our kid rock. Excessive personality of our type. Like, if we had never left our hometown and we married the rich old guy that moved in. Yeah. Sometimes you think maybe that'd have been cool? I'm still in for that. Yeah, you still are.

I'm still up for grass. I just want a cowboy with a jet. It's not that much to ask. Yeah, come on. So Toby Keith, basically. I've done the Oklahoma thing. I'm going to move on to that. Okay.

All right, all right, all right. Fair enough. How about this one here? This two shall pass. Angelina, we'll play this one. Tell me about this one. Hold on. Let me listen.

Records out today. This two shall pass. Tell me about this one. I mean, this song is about finding your people and knowing who they are. And just, like, we lean on each other a lot. and we make each other laugh and sometimes we make each other cry but at the end of the day

we know that we're soul sisters and we're always going to be there and yeah it's just kind of about knowing who your people are and sharing the spotlight and sometimes stealing it and being okay with all of it

well look at this you got a new record out today I thought the postcard thing was pretty cool whoever thought of that where you sent postcards to your fans That's our management team yeah shout out Marion or what Yeah, Mario and shopkeeper, y'all roll.

Come on, that was a good idea. Do you, a little bit, go, they're going to get these postcards and not post them online. Did you think that at all? No. No, I kind of thought they would, but then mom, my mom always sends me like, she's underground Instagram looker. So she was like, look, everybody's getting their postcards. So then I was kind of relieved. Like, okay, it's working.

We have great fans. Yeah, we really do. Well, here we go. The record's out today. It is called Interstate Gospel. The single has Got My Name Change Back. Got My Name Change Back. I want to play this right now.

We came up with the album title. You know? Anybody know? I think it was my title. I mean, it was just organically decided that that would be the album title. I had that title for the song. Is it a three, is it need to be three oh on votes or two one? We have a majority rules because usually our management can't get a hold of all three of us.

No, that's right. Whatever two cast the first two votes And then it wins But the good news is we look out for each other too Rarely If nobody can approve a picture We make sure the one that has not responded

Looks good Yeah That's a cross-eyed Tonight in New York At the town hall On November 7th in Los Angeles Congratulations on the record guys I'm a big fan of all three of you

Big fan of you all together It's good to see you all I like this woman she's been dated 20 ghosts, and now she's marrying one of them, one of her ghosts. Interesting. Yeah. The unnamed ghost proposed to her while they were on a romantic getaway, celebrating nine months of dating. Wow.

She's dating a ghost. Her name is Amethyst Realm. She said her family's been super supportive of her. So what if you're like her sister, and your sister's engaged to a ghost? And she's in the news now because she's engaged to a ghost. what do you do with that amy I probably am thinking because when I hear this I'm like okay

yeah this seems a little odd and a little funny but also at the same time I'm worried about her mental state so if she was my sister I'd be like okay let's just go dig a little deeper see what's happening here because I think something's up well now she's planning a wedding it's a ceremony and her and the ghost haven't discussed the details yet

but it'll be quite big to do imagine you get invited to the ghost wedding do you have to act like you see a ghost Like, all the questions I have about this. They have to act. If they, like, does she go out? She'd take the ghost with her to family gatherings and stuff? Is it like an imaginary friend where you just act like you see them?

Because I just don't, if I were doing that, I don't think my family would be just supportive. Like, I don't know how long they would play along. I think at first they might be like, okay. And then they would really think, okay, I mean, you need to get some help. Well, this woman's marrying. By the way, she's dated 20 ghosts. I told you that, right? And this one, she's marrying.

Right. So she gets around a little bit. ghost community. Yeah. She's on that bumble ghost. Hoking them all up. Well, yeah, there's that. Hey, so yesterday was, I believe, National Author Day, right? I have a fun game coming up in a second. So it's like your day. In what capacity? You're an author. Two books, two New York Times bestsellers. Sorry, let me correct myself. That's technically how we're supposed to refer to you. I'm not a doctor. No, you're not technically supposed to refer to me. Is that? Like, if you have a New York, You say anytime you get introduced somewhere, or is that just an Emmy or an Oscar?

I don't think it's anything but a doctor, Amy. I think that's the only thing, a doctor. Oh, I thought anytime an Oscar winner or Oscar nominated, you always made reference to it. Oh, here's my friend, Oscar nominated. Well, I have a game coming up. I have a game coming up. Fun game coming up in a second. And Bobby, you'll be hosting it.

Bobby, the author of two New York Times bestsellers, will be hosting it. Can you imagine if people had to say that every time? That would be terrible. The Bobby Bones Show. So yesterday was National Authors Day, and I love books. And I hope kids listen to this. I hope you read. And I hope you think it's cool to read because it's so cool to read and to learn.

And one of the authors I was reading about was J.K. Rowling, who wrote Harry Potter. Now, I've never read the Harry Potter books, but one of the girls that I'm on Dancing with Stars with, one of the other contestants, like stars, was in Harry Potter. And I had to tell her, I've never seen the movies, because we're on the same dance team, because we're split into two teams this week. And I was like, hey, I was like, I haven't seen Harry Potter. I'm so sorry. And she was like, oh, that's delightful.

She said, everybody only knows me as Luna Love Good. And it's delightful that you don't know me is that. Because I think that's why she's on the show. She wants to show she has some versatility other than just being the Harry Potter girl. And so let me think about her. Hey, Morgan number two, you've seen all the hair. Harry Potter's, huh? Yeah, I have. There are eight of them?

Yeah, there's a lot, but they're all really good. So she said she's in the second four of them. Yes, and she doesn't have like a huge role, but her role, honestly, if you watch it at all, you'll just remember her like that forever. Her voice is that iconic. So you do know who Luna Lovegood is? Yeah, she's like kind of a ghost and she haunts Harry Potter. It's cool.

I was hearing all about Not Gandalf What's the guy's name? Dumbledore I was getting the whole lowdown on Harry Potter I'm going to watch it I think Wait, what did you learn about Dumbledore I need to know

Well I don't know him in real life Morgan number two She didn't like tell me secrets about Dumbledore in real life I think it's probably things that you already know From watching the movies Or reading the book Did you read the books Morgan number two? Yes I read the first four

I didn't read the last ones But I read the first four So apparently Dumbledore's X, like, Dumbledore's like good, but his ex-boyfriend is like bad and they're like rivals, right? I don't think it's his boyfriend, but I think it might be his brother or somebody in his family. So close. And Goddorf was an ex-boyfriend and Harry Potter? I think that's what it is.

I think that's what she told me. I'm not sure. But she's very delightful. If anyone watches the Harry Potter movies, I don't, I thought it was Gandalf. It's not. Gandalf's in Lord of the Rings. I'm being told. But she's fantastic.

really like her. But it's National Authors Day. I'll give you a book, Amy. Tell me who wrote it. Ready? Okay. Oh, you don't want to play or no? I mean, I'll play. I'm probably going to be really bad. Eddie, do you want to play? Lunchbox isn't here. You want to play? Sure. I mean, I don't really read books, but I'll mean you who doesn't read books? Come on. I don't know. Books, but I just feel like you're going to give me something that's like something I'm supposed to read in school that I'm supposed to know about. Okay. Well, listen, I don't read anything in school. My school that made me read anything. Okay. The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. Amy, who wrote that? You almost said it.

I'm watching your mouth. Say it. I know. Mark Twain. There you go. Nice. I know. Because I second guess myself all the time.

Well, if you would have said Samuel Clemens, that had been correct, too, because Mark Twain was his... Two names. Right. There you go. Eddie, who wrote The Shining? Oh, that's Stephen King. Good. Boom.

It's scary. Amy, who wrote Hamlet? Shakespeare. Boom. Correct. A little harder now. Eddie, who wrote The Fault in Our Stars? Oh, that's...

the guy that wrote the notebook, Stephen Sparks. Nicklaus. Dang it. First of all, everything about that's wrong. No. This guy is not the guy who wrote the notebook. Nicholas Sparks' name is not Stephen. Like, every part of that was wrong. It was John Green, who wrote The Fault of Our Stars. Amy, who wrote The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe? Ten Man.

What? No. No. C.S. Lewis. I knew that. You did not. Yes, I did, Eddie. Once he said it. it. I 100% knew that. Pretty sure my mom had it on her coffee table. Eddie, to tie. Ready?

Yeah. Who wrote A Walk to Remember? Oh, that's Nicholas Sparks. Dang it. Come on. Correct. I read that one. Yeah. Such a good movie. Book. Sudden death, a national author day. Mandy Moore. Uh-huh.

I'll buzz in with your name if you know it. Eddie versus Amy. Lunchbox is not here. His baby had some surgery. Here we go. Buzz in with your name. To kill a mockingbird. Go. Eddie. Harper Lee.

Correct. Yo! Play a song. This is crazy. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. I'm not going to lie to you. I cannot believe I won that game.

What a Friday. What a Friday. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good. There's a nine-year-old girl in Colorado named Libby Stanton. Does not like candy. but every year she gets people to give her lots and lots of candy at Halloween

and then she doesn't eat it, she sends it to the troops. Pretty cool, huh? Yeah. Yeah. For the past three years, she's been doing this, and she's been able to send over a thousand pounds in the last two years of candy. And I bet you that makes them feel good, right? I mean, anything you get.

Like your husband was serving. I bet he loved any of that stuff from home, right? Yeah, they would have common areas, depending on where he was and where they were staying, but let's say you got like six guys, stings one area and share like this little living room area. Anytime one of the guys would get a really cool care package with lots of stuff, coffee, cookies, whatever goodies, they'd kind of put it in the middle of that shared space

so that everybody could share and dig in and it was really awesome because some guys don't get anything, you know? Oh, that would stink. Yeah, and then so if you've got a guy that gets the hookup from time to time and you share, then it's super cool. Well, shout out nine years old Libby Stanton in Vail, Colorado, who's looking out for the troops, sending them lots and lots of candy. I like that.

That's good. That's what's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Oh, yeah. Over to Amy with the Morning Corny. Here we go. A morning corny. Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating? Which website did Chewbacca get arrested for creating?

Wookie leaks. Oh, boy. I mean, Eddie likes it because he's the big Star Wars guy. Yeah, Chubacca's a wookie. Yeah. Okay. All right. Good enough.

Good enough. There you go. Thank you. Thank you. That was the morning corny. By the way, he just got a text. Lunchbox is going to come in this morning. He's been out for the first half of the show.

His baby had surgery. And so he's actually going to come in a little bit. So we'll ask him how it went. So that's it. What's up with you, Amy? Well, not that much with me. I'm doing good. How about you?

What's up with the half? Halloween candy, though, at your house. What do you mean? What's up with it? Well, am I eating it? Yeah, like, are they eating it? Are you giving them free rain to it? It's been a couple days now. No, no free rain. My son keeps wanting to take some

to his new friend at school that's a girl. So that's really it. They're not really asking for it. It's not like a thing, and I'm glad. I'm just trying to, like, keep it chill. But they know it's in their bucket. And we've started the stickers thing, so maybe I'll start telling them they have to cash in a sticker to get candy. What's that mean, cash in a sticker? So we have a sticker book and we put stickers in it

for like all kinds of things. Some things worth one sticker. Some stuff's work five stickers. If I really want my daughter to do something, I'll be like, I'll give you five stickers. Dang. Yeah. It's like currency for them. But it's not real money, so it's amazing. I should do that with you guys. Yeah. And so then they can cash in the stickers for like, so for instance, they used to get ice cream no matter what. On a Friday or Saturday, they could have it one time on the weekend. That's it. And now they have to have enough stickers. It's amazing. Who thought of the sticker game?

I did. Yeah? Yeah, I did. Because I was like, these kids are getting spoiled. Was it ever a thing? Because I know your son got a little bit of trouble before Halloween. And you were like, hey, I'm going to take away trick-or-treating.

Yeah, that was dumb. I should have never said that. Wait, tell me about that. I said that. He was totally had attitude. And he was all in his Captain America suit trying to go to school. And I was like, I don't know that you can wear that to school, buddy. so I at least took away his mask and his shield

because I was like, I don't think you can have that. That's kind of like a weapon. You can't have that. So he got such a bad attitude. And I said, if you keep this up, like, you're not going to get to go trick or treating. And then the minute I said it, I was like, that's so dumb. Because what if he keeps it up?

Then I'm going to have to hold up my end of the bargain. He's not going to get to go trick or treating. And that's the worst. I should have said, then I'm going to take away your tablet for the rest of the day. Like, I should have found something different. After it came out of my mouth, I couldn't believe it. So what'd you learn from that? I learned.

Like, don't threaten stuff that's going to be awesome that you don't want to get taken away from you either. Like, you know? Because you really have to stick to it. You can't threaten to take that away and then they keep that up and then you fold because then they know they've got you. Like, you don't mean nothing.

Your words mean nothing. So did he straighten up though when you threatened him with that? Yeah, luckily. He had like a good day. Everything was fine. We got to go trick-or-treating. Luckily. That's good.

Here are four things you should never order at a restaurant, according to chefs. This is interesting to me. I eat out a lot for work. And so here we go. Number one, well done steak. Do you know why? Nope. They use less desirable cuts of meat because it's harder to notice when they're so well done.

Because they cook it all up. You don't even know if it was good meat or not. So since they're cooking it all up, they're like, I'll take the well done. They just give you a piece of crap meat. Oh, really? Okay. And I like my steak kind of well done. I'll do medium, but I do like it cooked.

Muscles. You ever have muscles? No. They say don't order muscles because one single bad muscle can make you really, really sick. Anthony Bourdain, the chef who died, he once said he'd order them only if he knew the chef personally, that's it. Because just one can make you violently ill. And I like muscles. Man, so far, I'm to owe for two.

I order both these things. Number three, the seafood special. Nope. Like, if they have a special, and it includes seafood, it usually is made with seafood that's about to go bad, which is why it's the special. So don't order the special. There's a reason it's the special. Yeah. They're just like, here's the special.

It's seafood. And then finally, a really expensive cheeseburger. They say the markup is ridiculous, and it's rarely worth it. And they may just be using expensive ingredients to justify the price tag. But burgers are made with cheaper cuts of meat anyway, so don't waste the money on it. So I was a server for a long time. I don't even call it a server. I was a waiter.

Like I was, I started as a dishwasher, moved up to a bus boy. Then I became a waiter, and that's when I was bawling hard. Hard. I was paying out that Pontiac Sunfire. Woo! Sometimes I pay off a payment and a half at a time. Straight cash? Yeah, it was good.

What, excuse me? Straight cash. I just really wanted to say straight cash, because you know your waiter, you got tips. Yeah, that was got, listen, yes. We would get cash a lot of times. Yes. Also, I'm going to say this, don't order, don't have limes in your drink as a former waiter. Because we would cut the limes, but you never wash the outside of them.

So the outside of the lemon or the lime would never have been washed. And now it's in your water. Yeah. I've also heard don't get ice in your drinks. Wait, what? Yeah. That seems a little crazy. I do.

I'll order water. Normally, I just get water if I'm out to eat. And I say, no ice please. Because I heard that ice machines can be extremely dirty. Everything can be dirty. There were always, in every restaurant that I've worked, I shouldn't say that. Let me just say, I've heard that in a lot of restaurants that there are a lot of bugs in the back. Yeah, it's true.

Because it's a really warm environment. And there's a lot of bugs and rats. It's, you know, anywhere where there's food and warmth and moisture, yes. There you go. Do you like the word moisture now? Don't, but I just used it. And after I said it, I was like, oh. Bobby bones.

Lunchbox is back in the studio with us. We thought it wasn't going to be here today because your baby had surgery, huh? Yeah, baby had surgery, but I, you know, I know the show was struggling, so I knew I needed to come in. I'm assuming that the baby actually is okay, and that's why you came in, you were like, ah, this is good. So wait, what happened with the baby? The baby had a hernia on the right side, a major hernia, I guess is what you call it, and then a minor one on the left side, so they had to go in and do some cutting and some

and fixing and some surgery, and it was about a two and a half hour long surgery, and he came out, he's got some stitches, so he's all stitched up, but he's back home, and he's good to go. So was he in pain? He didn't seem to be in pain, but he is getting a little bit of baby Tylenol, so it's like a liquid you shoot in his mouth every six hours, so I don't really know if he's uncomfortable, but he cried a little bit, but I don't know if that was pain or, hey, give me some food.

So far, so good. I guess I mean did the hernias cause the pain. No, no, no, they didn't cause any pain. We just went to a normal checkup, and they were like, oh, that's a bad hernia. You need to get that looked at. So then we had to go to the specialist and like, yeah, we need to operate on that ASAP. So we made an appointment and we went in and got it cut up. You tired?

Real tired. Sleeping in the hospital is not easy. Let me tell you, they come in every three hours and they want to check the baby and they turn on the lights. And I'm like, guys, come on. You got machines that are beeping. it's okay, but they got to come in and check. What was the most stressful part of that for you? It's just weird handing your baby over to these people, these random people, they're strangers,

they're professionals, but you know they're about to go cut your baby. You mean doctors? These random people you're talking about? Yeah, doctors and nurses, and they're going to literally cut your baby. And you had to say, okay, I trust this person enough to cut my baby, and luckily they did a good job. And it was nerve-wracking for you. They had to put your baby under, huh? Yeah, the anesthesia.

I think that's how you say it. Yeah. Because there are chances that you don't wake up. And so anytime you go under, there's that chance, and he's three months old. So I'm just like, ooh. But they said that they do it all the time. So you just have to believe it's going to be okay. And it was okay.

So he's good. Well, look you there. That's good. I'm so hot. Hey, come on. You're back in the studio. We know you're tired. We're happy you're here.

I'm glad Baby Box is doing pretty good Yeah, Baby Box is doing great I do it for the fans though guys I do it for the fans You do what for the fans? I show up to work Oh, come on, that's right I'm into that

I'm into that Hey what do you have about that mom That gave birth in the grocery store Well she was at the grocery store In the checkout line And went into labor And within 11 minutes She gave birth with the help

From a cashier working Wow imagine all the players in this thing right First of all, her, the central character. She's in line at the grocery store, pregnant, and she's going into labor and she's having a baby. That's storyline number one. Number two is that she had an 11 minutes. Number three is all the people around that are like, what's happening? Somebody's having a baby.

Number four is the cashier who gets involved and delivers the baby. So they define the cashier's role as like immediately like went into like midwife type situation where she was like, okay, I'm here for you. You got this? Like coaching her along, trying to do everything. then two other shoppers also pitched in and helped. And then other employees like ran around the store, gathering all the towels and things that they could find to come, you know, come to aid the situation.

And they all have a story for the rest of their life. Oh, yeah, for sure. Lunchbox, didn't you help someone deliver a baby once? Yeah, it was at the post office on Palmer Lane. I was waiting in line to mail a package from my mom, some of the books she sold on eBay. And the lady behind me starts going into labor, and I had to hold her hand while she gave birth.

and we put you on the lie detector and it said what? Inclusive? No, it did. It said not. I think it said that didn't happen. A friend told you that story and you used it. Well, I'm just telling you what happened. I was there and it happened.

I had to hold her hand and that was the first time I ever experienced a woman giving birth. And let me tell you, when they are giving birth and they squeeze your hand, it hurts. Oh, stop it. I mean, they can almost break your hand. It's so much pressure on your hand. It was pretty scary situation, but it was a healthy baby. girl. You talked to her since? No, didn't really keep in touch. I didn't really, at

that point in my life, I wasn't really trying to be an uncle. What was, come on. What was her name? Elizabeth. Oh, come on. He just made that up. He just made that up. No. Because you didn't. Come on. Oh, my gosh, guys. That's what her name's been from the time she was born. I didn't make it up. The mom did.

Oh, the baby's name is Elizabeth. Oh, what was the mom's name? Oh, he's looking up. I don't remember the mom's name. All I remember is the baby. So she named the baby right during the bus stop. Or maybe that she knew before. She knew before, I guess. I guess her and her husband already had a name picked out. I don't know.

Was her husband there? No, she was there. Amy, did you have me go? Yes. And there's always eyeballs like, look up. Elizabeth Marie is her name. Oh, stop that. No, that has a middle name.

Okay. You guys don't have to believe me. It's a Bobby Bones show. Monday night, Dancing with the Stars, and I think only three weeks of the show left. And so I'm for sure going to, I know. It's so crazy. It's so crazy. Woo!

Well, I mean, listen, there are eight people left. It's not like I've won the show. So? But I mean... It went from 13 to 8 so far. Here we are. I mean, we're in November. You made it.

Well, here's the thing is that in Nashville where our show is based, they don't get to watch Dancing with the Stars. Yeah, they being like me, so I need to understand this. Yes. So any time that the Monday Night Football Game on E. ESPN involves the local team, it preempts whatever's on ABC, which is Dancing with the Stars. So do you know how I can watch it?

I don't. And if anyone's listening now in our Nashville station, I need you guys just to call and vote for me when the show starts. And just trust me, it's going to be the best. Yeah, like we have to vote. But I mean, also, I mean, I have to see, I have to see it. So how, Hulu can I Hulu live it? It stinks.

I don't, I don't know. Because Chris Jansen's playing in my song. Yeah. And it's country night and Nashville doesn't even get to see it. I mean, what are the odds? So we can road trip to Louisville, get a hotel room, watch it, and drive back. Lunchbox has got the idea now. I mean, because that's out of market.

That should be far enough where we should be able to get their local ABC affiliate and be able to watch. But the thing is, I mean, I'm into disadvantage because one of my biggest voting blocks is not able to vote for me. Well, we're able to vote. We're not able to watch. Wow. But I mean, some people won't even be reminded to vote. Exactly. I know.

That's why we got to get the word out there. I guess use all the platforms. How are you feeling? How are you doing with it all? I'm okay. It's a tough dance for me because it gets so emotion sick. It's slow. It's very lovely-based.

There was an article written by good housekeeping.com, and it says, Dancing with the Stars fans are very worried about Bobby Bones after this week. And not because, just because of my health. Because I'm running a pretty tight scale. Listen, I'm the one on the show that's working all the time. Everybody else is. Demarcus, the football player, coaches a couple days a week. He does do that. But mostly, I'm the only one that has a real job, if you consider this a real job. But yes, I put a lot of hours into this. Yeah. And so, you know, they run my schedule on TV, and it's like I start early and I end late. But I only have three more weeks left, and I saw that the whole time. Like, I'm just going to gut it out, you know?

Yeah. I love it. I'm lucky to be doing it. You are. And this is just a little part of your life. You got it. It's a chapter in my life that I love. It's been so. hard, but so awesome. And if I have to go three months with like three hours sleep, I'm happy with that because it's awesome. But yeah, there was that. But I'm feeling all right. I would like to win. I really would. Well, shoot, yeah. All the hard work you put in be really nice because you're, you're very competitive. I'm very competitive and I've worked. I've put in more hours than any other contestant. I just started from so far back in the dance part of it that I don't know if I can

catch up. I think I can because it's not always about the best dancer. Sometimes it's about the best growth. Sometimes it's a voting competition, you know? Yeah. And our list is amazing. It's like half judges half voting. Yeah. And hopefully maybe I mean, I don't know what your dance is going to look like, but hopefully the judges see your growth this time. Because last week they saw your growth, but they didn't grow in the scores.

I know. It wasn't even my highest score. And they were like, it's the best dance you've ever done. Lower score than before. So, yeah. But I'll be on Monday night doing that. Lunchbox, do you think I can make the final three? No. I mean, you're doing fine, but the top three is the cream of the crop, and I just don't think you're the cream of the crop. I'm sorry.

I want you to be, but you're not there. I think you're there. You think I'll make top three, Amy? Yes, I've said all along. I think you could win. So obviously, I have you in top three. Eddie? Yeah, you've slowly moved into my top three.

I can name people right now that you're way better than and that could be kicked off easily, easily on Monday. Well, it's not even that you have to be better than. You just have to be, it's like an election. We don't know who's really going to be the best senator, but we vote on who we like the best. Oh, yeah. Because if you win, like, you weren't the best dancer.

Right. Yeah. Yes. No doubt about it. I'm trying to be America's dancer. Yeah. It's a reality show, you know? Yeah.

Let's not forget, if you wanted to watch a dancing competition, you go to watch the dance championships or you watch so you think you can dance. Dancing with Stars is about, you know, whatever. but yeah, I'll be on Monday, but Nashville will not get to watch it. Any questions, Amy? I got to figure, I mean, yeah, my question is I've got to, we need to figure out how to watch it. How can we watch it? I'm putting that out to all of our people listening right now.

Let me know. I'm not going to be able to not just watch it. Man, that is so crazy that they do that. You should have an option on your TV to say, A, Dancing with the Stars or B, football. Right, yeah. I mean, there's technology. Come on, guys. Can we not have people call the local affiliate and have them just punch in my dance?

Yeah, real quick. On a break. Like, can we, hey, Morgan number two, our head of digital. On Bobbyvones.com, can we put up the phone number of the local affiliate and have people just pound them with phone? What, Amy telling me not to do that? No, I mean, you can do it. I just literally smothed, oh my gosh. And then everybody calls them and say, no, don't take by.

And leave the football game on, but when it comes to my dance, they have to come in through programming. Is the Titans game live? Yeah. Well, yeah. Football games is recorded. Okay, okay. I know. I live right by there. I'll just swing by and be like, hey, can we get a timeout? Yeah, call time out right when my dance is about to happen. I'll call time out at the game. I'll be like, Bobby's on days doing the stars. Excuse me.

I think I'm one of the later dances. I mean, people know how to hack things all the time. Someone just needs to hack in to the thing. Okay. Amy tells me. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Hold on. Let me just see. Let me just tell me what just happened here. Amy tells me, oh, no, don't put the public number of the television station up. But then she recommends someone to hack the TV network. Yeah, like, on Mr. Robot. If someone's like that, dude, I know you can do it. Well, I...

That would be so funny. That's happening Monday. No offense. I would love our listeners. You don't have to watch. You can just call and vote. But there you go. Thank you.

It's country night. And our team is team Hey Now, H-A-Y. I didn't name that. I told you. I feel like a total sellout. Hey-now. Oh, I give it. Hey.

Hey, hey. Hey, hey. Hey now. Yeah, not smash mouth. No, no, no. The Bobby Bone Show. I love a good quote. We're going to play the famous quote game.

I'll give you a quote. You just tell me who said it. Pretty easy. Amy, you ready? Give me a quote. Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened. Dr. Seuss.

Yeah. Ding, ding. There you go. All right, good. Lunchbox. Yeah. Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what you can do for your country.

That was one of them presidents. Um, I'll just say JFK Correct Yeah! Amy. Yeah. Who said

A penny saved is a penny earned? Dave Lincoln. Good. Funny, Amy. He's on a penny. Because he's on the penny. I feel like it's a female, though,

is it? No, it's Benjamin Franklin. Then correct. Lunchbox. Yep. Who said that's one small step for man, a giant leap for mankind. That's my boy, Neil Armstrong. Correct.

Yeah. Amy, who said, insanity, doing the same thing over and over again, but expecting different results? Steve Jobs. No, Albert Einstein. Sorry. Lunchbox for the win. Yeah. Shoot.

I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work. Oh, yeah. I know that Sir Isaac Newton Isaac Newton is incorrect Amy you're still in the game What was that one

Thomas Edison That's right Who said fail until you don't Bobby Bones Just kidding that's not one That is not book though That's funny though Okay you ready for this one

Yeah You must be the change You wish to see in the world Oh good one Think about that Sometimes you see that on Instagram In a meme You must be the change

that you see in the world. Mother Teresa? Oprah. Gandhi. Who is it? Oh, Gandhi. Yeah. Dang it.

Oh, I got it. Just for fun, lunchbox. Oh. The last one. Who said darkness cannot drive out darkness. Only light can do that. Huh. Darkness cannot drive out darkness.

Only light can do that. Well, I mean, that means. means the sun comes out, so someone in the sun business. Darkness can't be darkness because of sun. Oh, my goodness. Amy, do you know this one? Yeah. No, I know it. Calm down. Steve Jobs. No.

Amy? Jesus. No. Oh, who is it? Are you sure he didn't say that? It's Martin Luther King. Oh, he got that from Jesus. He did say that.

But he got that from Jesus. Play that song for lunchbox. He won, somehow. Somehow he won. There you go. There you go. There you go. Nice work.

Nice work. Amy, how's your dad? He's doing so much better. He's at St. David's Rehab Hospital. And, like, progressing along, like, every day. And that's what should happen when your rehab. Every day should be better and better. Amy's dad went in for cancer surgery.

It's supposed to be three days. ended up being three months. It's just been a, yeah, it's been not what we expected. From the surgery to the chemo to the radiation, everything's just been a hot mess. But we're fine. This is like the most, like, climbing up without going back down that we've had since this summer.

Yeah. Yeah, so good. So what do you have here? Did you get some audio from him? He sent like a happy Halloween video just showing me he can talk. It's still really painful for him too. He doesn't do much more than this.

But I just loved like, seeing him that he put it's a video but you're just getting the audio but he's wearing a pimping joy shirt and he had on crazy goggles that I guess the nurse gave him like little crazy eyes and he just sent me a note that says happy Halloween here you go happy Halloween and he cut he he he loves to sing so you can hear him kind of singing but he doesn't have to sing on a start anymore he still has it that's the trachan that's why he still doesn't sound Oh. Like you can hear that.

That's the trache. So that is good, though. He went down in trache size, which is great. So hopefully that'll be coming out at some point soon. And then his feeding tube, maybe that'll come out. And then he can, he hasn't swallowed since before his surgery at the end of June. Wow. Like not, he cannot swallow because he doesn't know how to use those muscles anymore.

Wow. Yeah. Well, I'm glad to hear he's doing better. So, yeah. Hopefully the swallow. the part of the rehab, he'll start swelling. And then I just can't wait to take him for his first meal, like to eat real food again. Oh, my gosh.

Lunchbox's baby came out of the hospital, had surgery, and Baby Box is doing good after two hernia is, huh? Oh, good. Good is new. I mean, you can't give him a bath for a couple days because of the stitches. But besides that, he seems to be pretty good to me. He's not telling me he's hurt. Good. I bet it's got to be weird and not be able to communicate with the baby, huh?

Yeah, because you just kind of look at it and it looks at you or he looks at you and you're like, so what do you need? Do you want to go somewhere? Do you want to go outside? Do you want to like change the channel on TV? And you just kind of, huh, yeah, that's what they do. We all did it. We all did it. Sometimes I feel like I'm still doing it. Oh. Yeah. Like I'm trying to communicate to you guys what I need, but you don't fulfill my need sometimes. You know? I know. The Babbo show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Oh my goodness. Did you see this story of an actor who has been passing?

himself off as a wounded veteran for years to get work. Like, yeah, I did. He's gotten movie roles, TV shows. He's even in like a Toby Keith, um, beer for my horses. I saw he cut his own arm off. He did. So it's really crazy.

Like for years, he said, yeah, he was a veteran missing his arm because of that. And yeah, he cut his own arm off. I don't know what to think about that. I mean, obviously, I don't like it. But I think I'm saying, sad for him. I am very sad, but he was able to go on and on in life for all of these years about it, and he's finally fessing up. He told Albuquerque TV station that he, yeah, cut it off with a skill saw. That's crazy to me. And I feel bad because something's not right with him. But he's also,

he knows that coming clean with this is going to damage his career, but he's like, you know what, I just, I just want to do the right thing. And then this is the big turnaround and why I wanted to share it too, is that he wants to help others who are struggling with mental illness and that they'll get help and they won't, you know, do something crazy like he did. Well, good for him for telling the truth, but holy cow. Man, anytime anyone acts like someone who served and they really didn't, that bothers me, though. Yeah. A lot.

What else you got? Like, sometimes even though when people are holding up the signs and their age doesn't match the war that they served, like, at all. Okay. To completely switch it up, Target is now selling sugar cookie flavored milk. Anybody into that? I don't know. I'd have to taste it

because you know what I had for the first time was cereal milk ice cream. Oh, interesting. Where did you have that? Do you know where I went? So I was in California because right now I'm out here taping

Dancing with the Stars. And so they have this place called milk that you're familiar with Amy? Okay. The milk bar? Yeah. Mamafuku Milk Bar store? Yeah.

Yeah. So I go there and they have ice cream and it's flavored like milk that cereal's been in. Okay. You know how at the end of you drink? You drink it. Yes.

Yes. And now that you say it's from there, my sister's had it, our friend Mary's at, like, people love it. It's probably so good, huh? You want to think it's going to be good, but then it kind of tastes like spoiled milk, but then you convince yourself that it must taste good because it's at a, you know, a good ice cream place. I don't know.

It's okay. Really? It's okay. Oh. Yeah, so, but I would try that Target milk, though, whatever that is. Holidays are here, so there are targets busting out the sugar cookie-flavored milk, so that is happening. and then Michael Jackson is still number one on Forbes' annual list of top earning dead celebrities. He's made an estimated $400 million the past 12 months.

Elvis is in second with $40 million. How was Michael Jackson so broke when he was alive and making so much now? Is he just not spending money and he was spending more than he was making? Oh, good question, but so much. You know who else makes a ton of money? Arnold Palmer. The golfer. Yeah, 35 million.

He's just behind Elvis. And then Bob Marley's not doing so bad. 23 million and he died in 1981. Oh, good for him. Yeah, there you go. All right, is that a name? I mean, that's my pile. This story about her mom, she had her home monitoring system hacked by a stranger.

Someone just got into the home monitoring system. And the hacker talked to the five-year-old kid, her kid. Whoa, that's scary. What do you think about that? I feel like that's really freaky. A Long Island mom said her son usually talks to his dad over the cam after school, but one day her son ran in and said, it's not daddy, it's not daddy. And it was someone who'd hacked the camera and was just talking to her, talking to the kid.

I mean, that's just really, really freaky. I know that it's possible, but just to know that it happened and a kid was involved, like that's scary. I mean, people are watching us right now on our cell phones. You know that, right? Right. I'm not surprised that that happened. Yeah.

But it's just eerie to think about how it is happening. And then, yeah, this kid is like, oh, wait a second. How did you get in here? You're not my dad on this. You're not daddy? Yeah. What's you have going on this weekend? Let's see.

We got like an engagement party to go to. Who got engaged? Oh, our nanny. Oh, yeah? Yeah. They like to do that. All of your nannies is get engaged and get married. Mm-hmm.

And then they quit. so yeah just kidding wow but um yeah so we'll take the kids to that and then i don't know that's really like our only commitment other than that my husband and i have a to-do list that's like stupid boring long like around the house is it is it still weird for you to talk about having a nanny because you and your husband both work it's uncomfortable i was even hesitant that's why i just wanted to say i have an engagement party and then like she was dropping our kids off somewhere the other day and and was going to get there before I was. So she was like, I'll just drop them in and make sure they're okay.

I'll walk them in and get them settled and fine. I'm like, let's meet at like Target and I'll grab them. Because like, it's just weird for me to like call ahead and be like, hey, I'm running a little late. So my nanny's going to draw my kids off. Like the whole thing just felt like really weird to me. So I would rather fake it and be like, meet me at Target. I've had my kids this whole time. What up everybody?

I've had my kids the whole time. They were at school. It's not like I wasn't with them. But it just felt, like, some people would be comfortable with that and be like, no problem. Hey, my nanny's going to beat me there with the kids. Like, no big deal. But for me, I'm still extremely uncomfortable with it. Like, I would rather be the way.

Is it the word nanny? It's the fact that I didn't have time to go pick up my kids. It's that, you know, that's a whole, it's everything. Why don't you say babysitter? Does that feel a little less pretentious? Sure. Maybe I should. But I don't want to, she's also that she loves her profession.

She loves that she's a nanny. It's what she's done for like years. And so she considers herself more than a babysitter. So I don't want to, you know, not respect that. That's a weird. You're right. That's a weird dynamic. For me, a nanny would be weird because it's like, that's only for people on TV have those.

Yes. And I don't ever want to come off pretentious. And we do work full time. And I never, ever thought ever in my life I would have help like that. It's just weird. And your kids are from another country and they need extra help. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot going on.

They have a lot, they have to be a lot of different places, and my husband and I, our work schedules are really unique. And yeah. I need a nanny. For me. Not even for a kid, just for me. Okay, cool. That sounds good. Yeah, what do you have going on?

Dancing. I am heading back to California. I'm leaving Texas today and go back to California. And then just getting ready for Mondays, Dancing with the Stars. It's country night. We have two dances. We have to learn our dance that Sharon and I are doing, the waltz. And then we have to learn a team dance, which you haven't even started on.

and I'm just trying not to get kicked off this week. Yeah. And Nashville can't even watch the show like I talked about earlier because of Monday Night Football. So I just need people to call and vote if you're listening in Nashville even without watching it. Just trust me, it's good, even though it's really not that good right now. You need to start feeling more confident about it. It would be like Amy if someone said, okay, Amy, get into this airplane and go learn it in 30 minutes and fly it up in the air on national TV and see how you do. Yeah.

You would just be like, I don't really know what I'm doing. I'm doing the best I can. Wee! Okay. You never really know. I'm just too many buttons. I'm just trying to help you with your, because your confidence. I have confidence in that I'm doing the work.

I'm putting in the work. But every time I get on that floor and it's time to go, a little bit of my guts go, boof. So, anyway, I'll do that. I'll be back on Monday night. I'll see you guys. Monday. Amy, see you Monday. Lunchbox, see you Monday.

Good to hear about your baby. Glad all that's good, man. See you Monday. Can't wait. Yeah, you sound. so sincere. Well, I mean, I could use a day off Monday, but I'll be here. You just had a day off. I understand, but I mean, just to get ready for dancing with the stars that night, I need to relax. I know. I feel like Monday should be. You can't watch it anyway. You're in Nashville. Oh, yeah. We should start, do like my kids' schools and we just start taking holidays for everything. Like, Bobby's on Dancing with Stars Mondays, nobody. Nobody works. Nobody works. Nobody Bones. Nobody Bones. Bones show. All right, if you have ever dealt with a traditional home security company, you know the drill. Expensive monthly fees, contracts that lock you in for years, and waiting around for a technician to set everything up.

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