The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Goes Undercover in Amy’s Neighborhood + Amy Gets Called Out By A Store Worker + Someone Loses the “Shell On” Challenge
Episode Date: December 5, 2019Amy says there’s been some shady activity going on in her neighborhood so Lunchbox goes to investigate. A store worker called Amy out after she tried to buy all of a certain product they had in stoc...k. Someone loses the shell on challenge and has to eat something pretty gross! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Amy told me a funny story about how she was shamed at the store.
Did you tell them this or no?
I haven't told anybody yet.
What happened?
Okay.
Well, I got shamed by the cashier for buying everything they had left of one particular item.
I'm obsessed with these vital protein sleep shots.
What is that?
It's like a, it's a little shot that has like, I don't know, melatonin, lavender, and you just throw it back.
I have no idea if it's placebo effect, but I take these and I'm sleeping better.
It's like my sleep juice.
And I want them all.
And Amazon was sold out.
So I couldn't order any.
Well, I called the store and they had, they got some in.
Like, I called ahead.
Like, I wasn't going to drive over there if they didn't have it.
So I get all the way there and they have, like, I don't know, nine left.
And so I grab all nine and I go to the counter and I'm buying any.
you know this is the only nine we have left.
And I was like, yep, take them all, please.
That'll give me nine nights.
And he's like, well, these are really popular.
You know, like some people are going to come in and be disappointed that they're all gone now.
And I'm like, what is, I mean, I'm a paying customer.
I'm here to buy these.
Like, I felt he was making me feel like I should go put them back on the shelf and I should not be.
There was no limit.
Sometimes stores will be like only two per customer, blah, blah, blah, blah.
no limit. And by the way, they were on sale, bonus. So I was really wanting to buy them up.
And he just made me feel bad. And then I thought in my head, you know what? No, this is America.
Oh, wow. USA. Why are you hit him with that? Think about that.
In my head. In my head. And I was like, I'm not going to have you make me feel bad for wanting to buy these.
Life's not fair. And people should know that. So if they didn't call ahead to find out y'all had them in stock and come drive all the way over here to grab them. Because let me tell you, I called. And as soon as they said they had them,
I got my car and I went there and I got them because I know how quickly they sell out.
And so I bought him all, but he definitely made me feel bad.
Like I was a bad person, like bad, like not thoughtful, like not caring about.
Did he feel like did he somewhat convince you that you were a bad person?
Yeah, I mean, he wasn't cool about it.
If I was, if I knew my employee was doing that to customers, I'd be like, what, like, that's not really how we should make customers feel.
So I don't know.
Was I, was I wrong for taking all nine or should I have taken?
four and left five for five other.
Well, I don't think you're describing it, right.
You didn't take them, you bought them.
You paid for them.
That's right.
You're absolutely right.
My hard earned money.
You want to go buy nine of them, or you're going to go buy 90 of them?
This is a store.
That's where they sell.
Yeah, yeah.
In America.
Yeah.
So, honestly.
That's what I should have said to him.
I don't care if this is nine or if you had 90.
I'd be buying them all, especially because they're a dollar off right now.
You did nothing wrong.
And for him to go, ooh, you don't know these people?
No, I don't know them.
Oh, and life's not fair.
And you know what?
The owner of the store probably say, hey, cashier, shut up.
We're trying to make a buck.
In America, we have capitalism.
Exactly.
You put something out.
If people want to buy it, they buy it.
So obviously they wanted to move them or they wouldn't take it.
You're absolutely right.
Does anyone disagree with me?
No.
It wasn't like they were free.
Like lunchboxes if he's ever walking by a soup kitchen and they're like, oh, free soup,
he'd take it all.
Right.
There's a difference in that because that's taking free stuff.
Right.
But Amy could have gone back in three or four days and got more.
There's no need to buy nine.
And she's not going to drink nine and one night.
I don't want to drive back over there.
It's 20 minutes from my house.
Didn't you used to work at Sam's Club?
I did work at Sam's Club.
And isn't the whole point of Sam's Club to buy bulk of things so you don't have to go back?
Yes.
So that's the whole purpose of that.
Yeah, I was buying in bulk.
I am just saying Amy could have bought three and then ordered them on Amazon like she normally does
and had helped her fellow customer out.
But instead, she wanted to hog him for herself.
Hey, if you want to be selfish, I like being selfish.
This is how the guy made me feel.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I'm with you.
I don't want to think of other people.
From my heart, you're absolutely right.
Thank you.
You did you.
It's not charity.
It's money.
Now I have them in my fridge.
There you go.
Yeah, and someone else can't sleep at night.
And I'm going to take one tonight.
They're losing sleep.
They're going to be late for work.
I mean, wow.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
On Twitter, they were talking about movies that move people to tears, but not sad.
Like, you watch it, and you're just so emotional because something happens in that movie.
You know, what is it?
Amy, you're first.
Pursuit of Happiness.
Oh, that's such a good movie.
Will Smith.
Yeah, because it's a true story.
Everything about it just gives you the feels.
And, yeah, so that one.
That's a good one.
So good.
It was like two and a half hours of a struggle.
Right.
And the whole time you're just like, oh, if you feel so bad.
Then it's the end.
Butterfly.
It's a beautiful.
Yeah, that's a good one.
Will Smith is out of Suicide Squad.
Do you see that?
He pulled out the second one?
Let's go to Mike D who knows all the stuff about science fiction movies.
Why do Will Smith pull out of Suicide Squad too?
I think he doesn't think it's going to be any good
because he got so much hate on the first one
that he's out. He got a bunch of hate for that? Yeah.
Everybody said I hated that movie.
Oh, I didn't hate it. People just like to say they hate things.
You can either love it, but it's much easier to hate it
and nobody wants to be mad about anything.
You just go, that's pretty good.
Because you know why? You don't get heard when you say that was pretty good.
You get heard if you're on Facebook or Instagram going,
I hate this. That's how people always want to get hurt.
All right, thank you, Mike Dee.
I think mine would be Rudy.
at the end of Rudy?
Oh, yeah.
When he gets in the game and the crowd's going,
Rudy, and then he goes,
it's the best.
It's powerful.
So good.
Right?
Yes.
You've seen Rudy, right, Amy?
Yes.
Do you feel like good?
Yes, I have all the feels for Rudy and like, yes.
Just for like different reasons.
The underdog.
Yeah.
I mean, I'm not into the football side of thing,
but it's not a, to me, that's not a football movie.
It's so much bigger than that.
Yeah, I would agree it's bigger than that.
It's about life.
And like, I've played football, but only through high school,
and I wonder if somebody who played in college,
would feel strongly.
But, like, Lunchbox never played football, but he's still as a football guy.
Yeah.
Right.
I would go Rudy.
Lunchbox?
I have to go remember the Titans.
I mean, it is all about bringing a community together and overcoming the odds and
integration and just, like, standing up for what you believe it.
I mean, there is one scene when two best friends in that movie and one guy takes a stand
against his best friend, and you're just like, wow.
I mean, that movie is powerful.
That's a good one.
Morgan number two, what about you?
What movie makes you really happy so that you get a little emotional?
It's Matilda.
Have you guys heard of that movie?
Excuse me?
Matilda?
With a little girl from Mrs. Doubtfire?
Yeah.
I think she's from Miss Doubtfire, yeah.
Okay.
I don't know that movie.
I'm listening.
Well, it's about this little girl in her journey.
She has really bad parents, and then her teacher ends up adopting her at the end.
It just makes you laugh.
It makes you angry.
And then by the end, you're just so happy.
You cry.
How old is that movie?
Should I watch that one or no?
Oh, that's a good one.
Yeah.
Wow.
Came out in 1970.
90% positive on rock tomatoes.
I watched her growing up all the time.
My daughter likes it.
Matilda.
Eddie, do you have one?
Yeah, I'm going to go old school.
Go ahead.
Rocky.
And Rocky won.
Spoiler alert, when he wins at the end and he goes, or maybe it's Rocky 2.
He doesn't win Rocky 1.
Adrian!
Yeah.
I did it!
Like that brings tears from my eyes every single time.
And they play it probably once a month, twice a month now.
Still, it's so good.
You can go to our Facebook page and tell us what movie that you love so much.
We're going to do a love here, Facebook people, and I'm not going to go look at it because Facebook puts me at a bad place.
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What movie brings you to tears?
Because it's so moving.
Not sad, but it's so movie.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
Tell that story, lunchbox.
So there's this lady.
She posted on Reddit.
She's married and they've been trying to have a kid.
29 pregnancy tests, no baby.
Try the hold hormone injections.
No baby.
And finally, the husband confessed, I had a vasectomy when I was married to my ex-wife because I didn't want to get her pregnant.
And she said, now, you either agree to me having a donor, you get it reversed, or we're getting divorced.
Like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, divorced over this just because you can't have kids?
Well, I think he lied to her.
That's dishonest.
Yeah. And she was going through fertility stuff on her end, thinking that something was maybe wrong with her and the stress that that adds.
and then it's all became.
He knew playing along with that that he had a vasectomy.
29 pregnancy tests, which means the emotional roller coaster of that.
Oh, yeah.
Every single one of those.
Hormone injections, which means messing with her body.
Like, why would he even want to go through that with her?
Like, it's miserable for her and for him.
That's what she said.
She said three years of painful, invasive, and expensive fertility treatment.
Yes.
And he lied to me.
Yeah.
He watched her go through that and didn't ever once think to pipe up and say,
sorry, nothing's wrong.
You don't need to inject yourself with those hormones
and make yourself feel totally nuts.
I had a vasectomy.
No, that's really, that's bad.
Right? I thought it was bad too, but lunchbox thinks she's overreacting.
I think she's being drama-filled.
If you love somebody, you want to be with them.
You didn't marry them for kids.
You married them because you love them.
Right, but then you fall a little less out of love with them
and they lie to you for three years while you're injecting yourself with hormones.
Or maybe you got together because you had similar dreams of having children.
Yeah.
What did he tell our first?
about that?
Let me see.
According to her post on Reddit, it doesn't have that.
No.
It just says that she feels lied to and she's talking about divorce.
Yeah.
I'm on team dude.
I don't know.
Yes.
Yeah.
I'm on team,
team her.
Yeah.
Team wife.
I'm on team wife.
Thank you.
You're on team wife?
Yeah, I'm on team wife.
Like, I mean, I, if they want to work it out, I hope that they're able to, but I
do not think she's being typical drama-filled woman.
If I found out someone that lied to me for three years about something that big,
I don't know if I'd ever trust him again.
Like she was altering her body to make it work,
and he knew all along that she didn't need that stuff.
I'm team wife, Amy?
Team wife.
I'm team dude, because when you say your vowels,
it's till death do his part, not to,
he tells me a little white lie.
White lie.
White lie.
Pretty ready?
I mean, I'm going to team marriage.
They said reversals an option.
Just reverse it and get over it.
But how do you trust?
We lied for three years.
But there's a solution at the end.
Oh, my gosh.
That's what I like about this story.
Morgan number two?
Yeah, there's hope.
I'm definitely team wife.
Yeah.
Ray, when we know?
Team guy.
What?
I'm crazy.
You guys are out of your mind.
Okay.
You can go to our Facebook page if we want to see this story and comment on it.
Anyone that would be team guy, they probably lie.
I just don't even get the...
Bunch of liars.
A bunch of liars in here.
You don't get the what?
I just, him watching her, like, inject herself and go through that.
Amy, 30 pregnancy tests.
Yes, I know.
The roller cry.
Struggle all that time.
Guys, he probably cried too because you can still get pregnant when you have a vasectomy.
There's miracles that do happen.
So maybe he was emotionally invested also.
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signs from above.
Like you ever go, oh, that's a sign I should do this?
Yeah.
Because how I feel is, if we're looking for a sign, we're going to find it.
If I'm looking for a sign to do Action A, I'm going to look hard enough to find that sign.
But what if you're not looking in, then it's just boom in front of your face.
Obviously, this is about Amy.
That's what I'm leading into over here.
Okay.
So tell them what happened.
Because I was just having a not-so-great parenting day, not feeling really awesome about my parenting
skills, if you will. I just kept failing
left and right. And then as
I'm feeling the lowest of low,
I pull up to a red light
and the car to the right of me
has a magnetic sign
on their door that says
parenting coach.
www.parentingcoach.org
Linda Ray Miller.
And I'm like,
Linda,
is this a sign? I mean, I don't know
Linda, but she's sitting next to me in this car.
I took a picture. I have it on my phone. I have
done anything with it. I don't know if I should go to the website, get the number, call Linda,
but it just felt like am I missing this opportunity to enhance my parenting skills via Linda?
Eddie, yes. Amy, I hate to ran on your parade, but what if this is that targeting
marketing that people talk about where they know who you are and what you're going through?
It's like Instagram feed of cars. Yes. The live version.
Yes. Do you think you need parent coaching? Maybe. Are you considering calling her?
I mean, that's what I'm asking.
Most of them curious how much she charges.
Yeah, I mean, I guess I could call to find out.
Make some money.
I could definitely look into it.
Call, I'm curious to know.
Okay.
And I just wonder what her whole, like, her old spiel is.
Like, here's why she should hire me.
Like, here's what I have to offer you.
And does she come into the home?
And does she?
Does she wear a whistle?
Out of here.
Like a coach?
No, but I mean, I would be into that.
And, oh, look.
I mean, her website's like super cute.
Oh.
Do you believe that Jesus.
sent that sign to Amy.
Yes.
Yeah.
See?
Told you?
Possibly, yeah.
Told you.
See, it's like that guy
that's in the flood
and he was praying for God
to rescue him.
No, that's a joke.
That's a joke.
It's a joke that I tell
from Jerry Clower.
I know.
It's a joke.
You're not even telling her
right, so I'm not going to
let you disgrace it.
What?
Signs happen.
Have you ever had a sign?
No.
Yeah, your grandma
one time knocked over that guitar.
I guess I think what we're
searching for we find.
I think regardless,
if I'm looking for a sign
for something, I can find it.
And then your mom locked you
in that room. Right. Now, is that true? And my mom had died too. I know. Or my dog dumped all his ashes
on me. They exploded on my car. Yes. Do I think it's a sign or am I just an idiot in all those
instances? Probably the second one. But I don't think it's not true. I just, for me, no, if I'm
looking for a sign or something, I'm going to find it. I wasn't looking. I was just... I had a sign in
college. I finally got organized because everybody tells me I'm so unorganized, and I got a
planner, and I wrote down every day I had to work because I had two jobs over the summer,
and I had it in my car, someone broke in and stole the planner. That was God tell me you're not
We're supposed to be organized.
Okay.
See where this goes?
This is my logic.
There we go.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Firefighters in Tennessee
cut through a wall at a family's home
to rescue a dog
that was chasing a squirrel in the attic.
The dog's up in the attic.
Chasing after a squirrel,
falls through.
And firefighters, they go in Chattanooga,
and they go and have to cut a hole in the wall
and they get Bella out,
who's a wiener dog.
Luckily, everybody survived.
Everybody's good.
Firefighters just used to saw, cut to the wall.
They're like, Bella, they're trying to make the dog not move while they're cutting the wall.
So they cut back there, but the dog obviously runs to the sound.
But everything's good.
So good for the firefighters, good for the dog.
Everybody wins in that one.
That's funny, huh?
Yeah.
It's funny because everybody got it out of.
All right.
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That's Tell Me Something Good.
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A 28-year-old man's working at Arby's.
He's supposed to get off at 10 p.m.
And the manager comes up and says, hey, someone called in,
I need you to work overtime.
He's like, look, I got plans with my girlfriend, no.
The manager pulls out pepper spray,
pepper sprays him and chases him around the store with a knife
trying to make him stay and work overtime.
But he pepper spread him because he just didn't want to work more?
Yeah, he didn't want to work overtime.
And the manager's like, no, that's not acceptable.
So pepper sprayed him and chased him with a knife to make him stay.
Oh.
That would work.
He was not going to be a very effective employee.
I'm saying like you spray him and then makes more sandwiches?
It's not very smart.
Crazy that that guy is the boss.
So I'm lunchboxed at your Bonhead story of the day.
Come on, Bobby Bones show.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
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They call the Shell on Challenge where you're supposed to eat it and the shell.
We have a couple items here.
We have, first of all, a full banana with a peel, right?
So if you lose, you have to eat the whole thing.
The whole banana or one bite.
No, no, that's the social media craze, Amy.
It's one bite.
It's not one bite.
It's not the whole thing.
That would make you sick, maybe.
Like the stem?
I don't even know if you can get rid of that.
I don't know that my stomach could digest it.
Well, that's part of the big.
You shouldn't have brought this game to the table.
The new social media trend.
It's a bite.
It's called the Shell On Challenge.
People are daring each other to eat things in the packaging or the peels.
Yeah, I mean, it's nature.
It's nature.
It's nature.
Yeah.
Yeah, I've heard the peel is good for you, but like if you blend it.
Everybody's name is on the wheel here, right?
This isn't spin, but I'm going to spin it.
Whoever it lands on has to take half of the, has to eat half the banana with the peel.
Okay, that's better.
Okay?
Half of the banana with the food banana?
Woo!
What did you bring up?
I mean, I think the half's kind of weak.
I thought we were eating a whole thing.
Oh my gosh.
No!
No!
We want the full banana.
No.
Yeah.
All right.
We're doing full banana.
Man.
You don't have to eat the stem.
Okay, good.
What?
Has it been washed?
Yes, yes.
I was really looking forward to something like a kiwi maybe?
No, no, no, no, no, no, Kiwi's.
Full banana.
Okay, so I'm going to spin the wheel.
Whoever it lands on has to eat the banana with a peel on.
This is called the Shell On Challenge.
Are we ready to spin that wheel?
Oh, my gosh.
On the wheel are people like, producer Eddie.
Morgan number two.
Okay.
Ray Mundo.
Lunchbox.
Oh.
Myself and Amy will give it a spin.
I mean, there's a lot of options on there.
I mean, is there someone you're cheering for?
I mean, Amy, Amy, me funny.
Why?
That's rude. I'm not cheering for anybody.
All right, are you ready?
Let's spin that wheel.
All right, down the round it goes.
Oh, my God.
Whoever's name it lands on.
Come on.
Come on.
No.
Here we go.
You going.
And it is.
Oh, he loves banana.
I do.
I eat one every day.
Yeah, you do.
Put that banana in your mouth.
There you go.
Put the banana in your mouth.
Eddie, Eddie, Eddie, Eddie.
No stem, right?
No stem, but the whole banana with a pill.
That stem is not coming out of my body if I eat it.
All right, here we go.
How long is this supposed to take people?
Well, let's just start and watch it.
Why me?
Because it landed on your name.
That's so stupid.
You were cheering for a whole banana.
You cheered for a whole banana.
No, I did not.
Here we go.
You wanted the whole banana.
You get it.
Tell me what.
And action.
Get it in there.
There he goes.
That peel is the most disgusting name.
Bite number one.
Oh, my gosh.
It's dry.
Bite number one.
Wow, Eddie.
If you eat the peel that has 12% of your daily fiber, vitamin C and vitamin B6.
And bite number two.
Oh, wow.
Oh, you spit on me.
You fool, you spit on me, you nasty fool.
I am spitting back on you.
Is it like...
It's chalky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Eddie, is that two bites in?
It's not very good.
There he goes.
I can't believe you're eating it so strongly.
Oh, you have to.
Yeah, you definitely have to.
It's called the Shell On Challenge.
And some people are eating like full things with like cardboard packages.
Yeah.
Why am I all stuck eating the crap?
That's pretty healthy.
Yeah, that's actually not crap.
We're going to put this up on our Instagram at Bobby Bone Show.
I can't chew it all, so at this point I'm just swallowing it.
You keep eating.
I'm going to play a song.
We'll come back and check in with you.
All right.
Sounds good.
You got a good grip on that banana too.
It's a Bobby Bones show
Eddie lost the wheel
And he had to eat the whole banana with a pill on it
We spun the wheel
What are you complaining about?
The bottom part
I took the long stem off
But then the other end
I got to get rid of that
I can't eat that
I can't eat the butt
It's the butt
Is that what it's called?
It's a butt of the banana
With the pill on
What do you think so far?
That's disgusting
It is?
I mean we could have at least
Given him some peanut butter
No no no
That's part of the challenge
Like the banana part, it sneaks in and it tastes pretty good.
But the rat, oh, the peel gross.
Well, Eddie's eating this.
Man, I'm glad that you won, though.
That's a good game.
Now, do we want to pull the wheel back up here?
Yes.
For what?
Take my name off, though.
No, no, no.
There's no way I can do this again.
For what?
Eddie, that's a loser mentality.
It's always a way.
Man, that is crazy.
All right, one more bite and I'm done.
Eat the rest of it.
There you go.
There you go.
There he is.
There he is.
Eddie ate the whole banana with a peel.
I thought this game was over.
Well, it is.
What we can, no, it is it.
Just when you think it's over, it's back again.
Oh, no.
What we have now is a full orange with the old.
Oh, gee. Oh, my gosh.
That's not, why is it the biggest orange?
Yeah, why is that the biggest orange in the history?
That's a great orange.
It's like a mutant orange.
Why say it's like a cutie?
Let us, that's funny, a cutie.
That's funny.
Yeah.
It's not.
That's the biggest orange.
Like, this GMO.
What?
I don't know.
Genetically modified.
We shot it with a needle.
We gave us a steroid last night.
That is huge.
I have an orange coming up.
And we can spin the wheel again if you guys want to play another round of this.
Again, this is a democracy.
We'll vote.
Okay.
Let me see if you can you die from orange peels?
No, they eat them in nature.
Amy's Googling.
Can you die?
Google the banana one first because I already ate it.
I told you the benefits of eating the peel.
Go ahead.
People do that.
What does the orange peel say?
Emmy, this is the internet challenge.
It can't.
being safe.
Well, here's some.
It says here, this is answering
how many oranges can you eat before the vitamin C
will kill you.
Oh, whoa.
It happens.
A million?
Did you Google? Can you eat the orange pill?
I was emailing about death.
You emailed someone about death and we're going to weigh here?
Google it.
Okay.
Although orange peels are edible, they're not nearly as sweet
or as juicy.
If you do eat the peel, you'll get a good amount of
nutrients.
Yeah.
What? It's got, it's
This is basically a health segment.
Labinoids.
Okay, we're going to come back next, and we're going to do the orange.
Is it organic?
Or so we're going to vote.
Oh, yeah, let's vote.
Who votes that we eat the orange?
I, I, I, I, I, all right, we got enough.
No, that was just you.
Yeah.
What?
That was just you.
That's what's funny about this show sometimes.
You don't want to do anything?
You have a one and six chance.
You didn't have to eat the banana.
I know, and Eddie, I didn't enjoy watching you do that.
Yes, she did.
She was laughing so hard.
No, I was.
Listen. Do you want to do the orange, Amy?
Uh-uh.
Okay, well, we'll do the orange. I say we do the orange.
We'll do the orange.
Raymondo, we got a bonus now?
Let's do it.
Yeah, we get it.
Now I'm pulling votes in.
That's all you need.
That's all we need.
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The Bobby Bones show.
We're doing the Shell-on Challenge.
This is our second segment.
And Eddie lost the wheel.
We spin this wheel.
Whoever it lands on has to eat whatever it is.
And Eddie ate a banana with appeal.
And how would you say?
It was disgusting.
It was disgusting.
So would you say he won because he got a lot of nutrients?
I'd say in the end you won, Eddie.
I mean, yeah, you guys say it's good for you at the end.
So thank you, I guess.
You're welcome.
I have an orange here.
Oh, my goodness.
It's a very big orange.
Big.
Big orange.
We can do half the orange.
No, you got to go full.
That's bigger than the banana.
That is way bigger than the banana.
Question.
You probably should cut the orange though and then eat into it.
Okay.
If you want to do, let's vote.
You want to do the half the orange or whole orange?
Oh, I know it's going to happen now.
If we do half, two people are going to eat that sucker.
That's right.
That's right.
Good thinking lunch.
You got it.
I saw his wicked smile like he.
Okay, okay.
Let's just say whoever loses, one person has to eat the whole orange with a peel on it.
Perfect.
Half or whole?
Vote now.
Old.
Eddie says hole.
Hole.
Hull.
Amy says hole.
But, I mean, you can still cut it up.
Okay.
That's two votes.
Lunch box?
Oh, definitely whole.
Ray Vinda?
It sounds like whole.
Okay, whole it is.
I'm going to spin the wheel.
Question.
Yeah.
If we volunteer, do we only eat half?
If we say, you know what, no need to spend that wheel, I nominate myself.
What is it?
I volunteer tribute.
Yeah, that volunteer tribute thing.
Do we only get to eat half?
No, I think you have to spin and you land on what it lands on.
Because I wasn't going to volunteer.
I was just going to throw it out there for someone else.
All right.
Are you guys ready?
I'm going to spin the wheel.
Whoever's name it lands on has to eat the whole orange with the peel.
Yeah.
All right.
Let's spin that wheel.
And there it goes the wheel.
Round and round it goes.
Come on.
Lunchbox is run over to the wheel.
Oh, I'm stressed out.
Calcium, copper, magnesium, vitamin A.
Vitamin B, fiber.
fiber.
Oh, Amy!
Amy!
Amy!
It was on me
till the last minute
and went right over to you.
Give her the orange!
Give her the orange!
It needs to be washed again.
No, you eat it like...
Can I have a knife?
Oh my gosh.
Do you want us to play a song and come back?
Yeah, I mean...
As you prepare it?
This is the biggest orange known man
that's going to take a minute.
Your first bite should have to be through the orange, right?
I agree. Yes.
I can't...
Like an apple.
You have teeth?
I can't to lose her mentality.
my teeth
okay
I would
step away from the equipment
and just take a big bite out of it
ready
you got it on camera Eddie
I got it
I don't know if my teeth
what's wrong with your teeth
oh don't break your teeth there princess
it's an orange
it's not concrete
oh she took a bite
oh no you gotta eat it
don't spin it out
don't spit it out
you gotta eat it
she didn't even eat the middle part
she only ate the peel
she only ate the peel
Of course that's going to be gross
But that's a lot of orange
This is bigger than it.
You know what's funny is she voted for holes
She did
How's that pill taste?
This is bigger than the banana
If you think of it
You stretch this out
Go ahead
How's the pill taste?
Take a full bite there
I tried
I tried to eat the pill and I won't
I can't get to that part.
There she goes.
Back into it.
She's going straight peel.
It's so disgusting.
She's basically peeling the orange
with her teeth and eating it.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Relying on technology
allows us to forget
five things a day.
I saw that and I agree
because I don't know anybody's phone number
and I don't know how to get anywhere.
That's on the list.
Because I always just type it in.
Like with my phone,
I'll just yell at my Siri
to take me somewhere.
What are the things we forget?
So the five things we forget are passwords
other people's phone numbers, how to spell certain words.
Oh man, me too.
And I don't even try anymore.
I hit it, and if it doesn't autocrect, I just send it anyway.
So it's either spell check or hopefully it's the person's spell recognized on the other side of it.
Because I don't even try.
How to do basic math.
And then how to write legibly.
Because between our phones and technology or computers, like we don't really write that much anymore.
And then some of the things are outside of the top five.
Like, Bobby, you mentioned directions, birthdays, what time shows are on.
Oh, birthdays.
It's actually helped me.
I don't know anybody's birthday, but having...
The calendar helps you.
Big time.
And I put in the people's birthdays that I really like.
Basically, it's just Amy and my exes.
Wow.
I know.
I know.
So, oh, you know, another funny thing.
People forget.
This was number six on the list.
So almost top five.
Their own phone number.
Like, sometimes if they're asked for it,
fill it out, like, sometimes they're like, shoot,
what is my own phone number?
Yeah, you don't have to say that much.
You've had yours forever.
I've had my phone number.
2003?
Yeah.
a long time. So you've had the same one. Like, I switched
a few years ago and it did take me a while
to learn it because I was like, oh,
I don't really know. You don't call yourself.
Right. Yeah. I do sometimes I'm really lonely.
Oh, hey Bob. Hey, you good? Yeah, I'm okay. How what else?
So couples in happier relationships
say these things to each other more often. So
you can jot these down, not if you're driving,
but just make sure that you're telling your partner this.
Thank you. If you're expressing gratitude in your relationship,
relationship, even for the small things,
not just for the big, it will really impact
things. You make me laugh.
Make sure you let them know that they're funny
because couples that can laugh together, it means
that they, you know, enjoy each other's company
and each other's jokes. You mean
a lot to me. So people
want to feel valued and appreciated. So make sure
you remind them. And then lastly, I love you.
Like, if you're not someone that says it all the time,
but simply put, saying I love you
is an active reminder of your
admiration for one another.
Puppies never said it.
know to anybody.
My dog, all time.
But, Nick, there's still time.
This is the year.
Amy's put her fist in the air like she was pumping me up.
She was like, you can do it.
Yeah.
2019.
There you go.
Right?
Yeah, of course.
What else?
Okay.
You know the top most productive time of day?
When is it for you?
When are you the most productive?
Two parts.
Either at like 6 a.m., which I'm not a morning person, but I've been awake a few hours.
That's what we start doing.
I'm like an hour into the show.
Probably then or like,
6 p.m.
right before I go,
like I have a few hours
before I go down.
You're like,
I'm just hammering away
the next day.
Oh, wow.
But my schedule's odd.
Yeah,
you're not really average.
So for those people
that are listening right now,
it's the first three hours of your day.
That's when you're most productive.
That's me?
That's okay.
6 a.m.
I mean,
I wake up at 3.30 now.
Yeah.
But that's when you are cranking stuff out.
So if you have your list of MIT's,
do you know MIT's?
My husband taught me this.
A military term?
It's your most important tasks.
So he,
most important tasks.
He tries.
to help me make lists and prioritize them
and he's like, what are you in my T's?
Number them, one through ten, and knock out
one to ten. I'm kind of hot. It's kind of hot.
Right. That was Amy's pile of
stories. Bobby Bonds!
They put out the list of
top ten Tom Hanks movies of all times.
Wow! Wow! Yeah. So,
but what I'm going to do is I'll play you a clip from a Tom Hanks movie.
Just name the movie. Oh, that's easy. Right. I mean, they're all huge.
Right. Amy, you're up first. Ready?
Ready?
Name this Tom Hanks' Hanks movie.
movie?
I must have drank me about 15
Dr. Peppers.
Forest Gump is correct.
Pretty easy one there. Okay, there we go.
Lunchbox, you're up. You're ready?
Yeah.
Named this Tom Hanks movie.
You guys think this is a big joke.
We've only got one week left before the move.
A moving buddy.
If you don't have one, get one.
Got that.
What is that?
Toy Story.
That's correct.
Nice work.
That's good.
By the way, that's the number two.
Tom Hanks movie of all time, according to people.
Toy Story. Number one was four scound. We're going in order.
Okay, good, good, good. Oh, wow.
Toy Story was number two. Okay.
Eddie, ready? Come on.
Name this Tom Hanks movie. Number three on the list.
Hey, we've got a problem here. What did you do?
Nothing. I stirred the tanks.
This is Houston. Say again, please. Houston, we have a problem.
Eddie. Epic. Do you know what movie that is?
Apollo 13.
Apollo 13 is correct. Come on.
Amy, ready?
Yeah.
Name this Tom Hanks movie.
When I stand before God, and he asks me why did I, did I kill one of his true miracles?
You tell God the father, it was the kindness you done.
Oh.
Oh.
Is that the Green Mile?
It is the Green Mile.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Good job, Abe.
I really liked the Green Mile.
Yeah.
And then it got a little weird.
They got real weird.
What, like the flies and stuff?
The big guy.
Is it okay to say that?
What?
They got weird?
No, like, you just gave away part of it.
Oh, come on.
The movie came out like 30 years ago.
I don't know.
Okay.
That's fine, Bobby.
Okay.
I don't want to be a spoiler, you know?
I thought the movie was fantastic.
Then it got a little science fictiony, oddly.
It gets weird.
Lunchbox, ready?
Yeah.
Right up your alley.
All right, number five.
Number five.
Man, I'm sorry to have to tell you.
Your son is Fodging checks.
Fodging checks.
Wait, I'm sure we can't take care of that.
I'm working part.
I'm a hot town of the church now.
Just tell me how much yours and I'll pay you back.
So far, it's about $1.3 million.
Do you know what Tom Hanks movie that is?
Guys, this is a great one.
Catch me if you can.
I still haven't seen that one, right?
Amy.
No, Eddie.
Oh, me, me, me.
Here you go.
The ship's broken.
We had to go.
Nobody gets hurt.
Easy.
Hey!
Look at me, sure.
Look at me, sure.
I'm the captain now.
Yes.
That's Captain Fis.
Willis.
Wow, we're perfect so far.
Wow, okay.
Everybody's tied to two.
You have one more.
Amy, are you ready?
Ready.
There you go.
Name that Tom Hanks movie.
Amy, what is that?
I'm shocked.
These two guys are shocked that you don't know this one.
What?
Really?
I mean, he sounds too old for when he was in this movie, but I guess I'm going to go with Big.
Big.
Oh, no.
Oh, Amy, come on.
I have never even seen the movie and I know what it is.
It has to be cast away.
It is because he's like, I've made five.
I mean, when also it is he need fire?
Yep.
Oh, yeah, duh.
Lunchbox.
Oh, I just got that one.
To stay in the game.
Oh, okay.
Name the number seven Tom Hanks movie.
Ready?
Yeah.
It's very important you don't stink today.
Hey, I make no guarantees.
We bow, right, in unison, and we're off the stage before the applause dies out, right?
What if they want an encore?
You unplug and you run, run off stage.
Smiling, smiling, no encore.
Can you name that one?
Okay.
I haven't seen this one, but I know he's a, it's a musical group, like it's a band.
And I want to say Almost Famous, but that's the one you guys like that.
So it's not that one.
What is it about?
I mean, the only thing, we'll just go almost famous.
I'm sorry.
It's that thing you do.
You doing that thing you do.
There you go.
Break my heart into me.
of all time listed as number seven here.
Wow. That's a good movie. Yeah, Eddie, for the win.
Come on. Yeah. You get this, you name it.
The number eight, Tom Hanks movie of all time. Here we go.
Are you crying? There's no crying.
Crying in baseball?
Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy?
Oh, you zip it, Doris.
All right, Eddie, for the wins.
I got it. Go ahead.
A league of the room.
There he is. A league of them.
Nobody clap for you except for me.
I know. That's okay. I was the only one clapping.
I was just long of the draw. A lunchbox didn't clap.
Well, I went right down the list.
I don't know what I'm saying. I just wish I just wish I
I mean, I'm not complaining.
I'm saying.
I wish I got eight.
What was the rest of the movies?
There's only one more.
Two more.
There is this one.
No one said you were going to lose both engines at a lower altitude.
Oh, yeah, Solic.
But be cool.
No, it's called Soli.
Oh, you're right.
It's called Soli.
Forest scum, Toy Story, Apollo 13 at 3.
Catch me if you can.
Captain Phillips.
That thing you do, cast away, a league of their own.
I forgot to say the Green Mile.
And Sully, those are the 10.
Okay.
Bam.
There you go.
Tomah is so great.
But you are the winner.
And that's your gift.
Yeah, that's my dude.
Yeah, I'll watch you have it.
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Mr. Bobby Bones
Let's go.
Transmitting across America.
This is a Bobby Bones show.
That's right.
Ah, here he is.
All right over to Amy now
with the morning corny.
Hit it same.
The morning corny.
Why did the electrician stay up
all night?
Hmm.
Why did the electrician
and stay up all night.
She was wired.
All right, there it is.
Come on.
That was the morning corny.
The Bobby Boneshow.
If I play this piano,
do you know what song that is?
I'm a little sister dilettelawat.
Baragush, baragosh,
and up in the pandango.
Yeah, what is the song?
Queen, something.
Galileo?
Galileo?
No, Bohemian Rhapsody.
Yeah.
But it's just a piano part of a song.
That's cool.
So we've stripped out all the instruments.
It's just a piano.
That's Bohemian Rhapsody.
Just a piano.
Write your answers down.
Amy to my left.
Lunchbox to my right.
We're video producer Eddie over there editing videos.
Are we ready?
Just by the piano part of the song.
Name the song.
Is that familiar, Amy?
Yeah, I'm in.
Just looking for the title of the song.
She's in.
I'm in too.
Eddie's in.
Lunchbox's eyes are real big.
He's writing an answer down
Okay, I'm going to have
Lunchbox, what do you have?
Despacito!
Despacito!
That is not it.
Amy.
Havana?
Ah, Eddie.
Yeah, Havana, unana.
There it is, yeah.
That's in Navarra is in Havana,
Unana.
Hey.
Yeah, good.
Who is that?
Camila.
Camila.
Camila.
That's what I thought it was, Despacito.
By the piano part only,
name the song.
Oh, yeah.
Now, this part's very familiar.
Do I get bonus points for artist?
No.
Yeah, that's all I know, too.
I'm in for the win.
All right, that's all you get.
Lunchbox.
Oh, that's my girl, Vanessa Carlton,
A thousand miles.
Amy.
A thousand miles.
Oh, I don't know the title.
I've heard seasons.
Oh, yeah.
Into the sky.
It is still the jam.
She's still around?
Uh-huh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what.
Trader Joe's.
Making my way downtown.
Oh, that it started.
No, it's all piano.
It starts whatever you want.
Oh, I was like, where are she?
Okay.
Ready?
Name it by the piano.
What song is that?
Just the piano part.
Oregon now.
I almost didn't remember the title of this song.
I'm in with a win.
I'm in.
I'm in.
Amy.
Don't stop believing.
Lunchbox.
Don't stop believing.
Don't stop believing.
Are you challenging a minute?
No, I'm not challenging.
Yeah, you don't want to challenge you.
You'll get this cold on.
There was a stutter in there, though.
What do you have?
Don't stop believe it.
All right, you're all right.
There you go.
Are you good.
Two left.
Name the song.
Here we go.
Only the piano.
Oh, Amy looks a puzzle.
Maybe it's a puzzle.
Because I just went to a...
Lunchbox looks puzzle, but that's normal.
Amy's up one point right now.
Lunchbox will climb back into this thing.
I'm trying to.
Wow.
Five seconds.
Lunchbox?
Lips of an angel.
Excuse me?
Hinder, lips of an angel.
What a random song.
I haven't thought of that in a while.
Sorry, Amy.
Men to be.
Ooh.
Yes.
Eddie?
I wrote It will be.
Oh, wow.
It's like,
Hit it, Bones.
Maybe lay on back and relax.
Put your pretty head down on the bash.
Man, man.
He's meant to be.
Maybe.
He was meant to be.
It'll be.
All right, one more.
Here we go.
Watchbox is standing up in his chair, waving his arms like his symphony.
Amen.
Only the piano part of the song.
There you go.
To make it.
Yeah, write me a letter.
Write me a letter.
Send it in the mail.
I didn't have missed a postman.
I was in a special deed.
Bright an early next morning.
I'm in for the wind.
The letter came back to me.
She rode about it.
Amy.
Hey Jude.
Lunchbox.
Hey, Jude.
Right me a letter.
Yeah, that's my God.
There's nothing about a letter.
Are you serious?
It says, write me a letter.
Eddie?
I might be the worst of this game.
I wrote Let It Be.
Oh.
Wait.
Mr. Beatles' game?
The Mr. Beatles.
Wow.
Does this say write a letter?
No.
Oh, I didn't think so.
Guys, I didn't miss one.
You didn't, Amy?
No.
There she is.
There she is.
We found her strong suit.
She loves a piano.
There she goes.
Look at you.
Wow, Amy.
Good job.
That never happens to me.
Like the thing, my piano teacher, when I was little.
Imagine all the Amy's.
Easy if and there's all.
That means no one lies.
Imagine all.
I'm going high.
We're going high.
There she goes.
Nice part, Amy.
It's a Bobby Bones show.
What's up with you and your husband?
Well, he's like, wants to put a cap on how much water I can have or win, like a deadline at night.
Like no more water at night.
We have to do that with our eight-year-old son.
Are you peeing the bed?
No.
No.
But that's why we can do it with him.
But my husband's like, I don't know, pick a time.
But after 7 p.m., you can have no more water because I guess I've been waking up.
I've upped my water and take a lot.
And sometimes to make sure I'm getting my water before bed, I'm like, chugging 16 ounces just that I'm
met my goal for the day. And he's had enough because I wake up like three times in the middle of the
night to go to the bathroom and it's waking him up. And he's like, I, he's like, I can't have that
anymore. So he's like, thinks I should have a water, water cut off. And are you going to do that?
I think I should because, I mean, yeah, it's got to be annoying. Like, plus I don't need to be waking
up three times in the middle of the night. That's not good for my sleep. And then if I'm waking him up,
well, that's certainly not good if we're both not getting rest. And so, yeah, but he was like,
hey, we got to have a talk. Oh, you got pulled in for a talk. Yeah.
He didn't want to be rude about it, but he's like, I'm going to have to cut you off on water.
Like I flew, I'm in California, but when I flew out here, I always sit on the inside.
And so on the southwest, on Southwest Airlines, you can lean over and put your head on the, on like the wall and go to sleep.
And that flight's so long, and I like to sit on the inside, like a window seat, so I can lean my head over and go to sleep.
But the problem is I drink a bunch of water too, and I always have to be like, excuse me, and that flight is so long.
I hate to wake you up.
And I won't wake someone up.
I almost will go on my pants, almost, before, or like, I don't think about peeing into a cup or something.
Which is awesome because you're a guy and you can do that.
I haven't done that, but I've been like, I don't want to wake somebody up.
But I have to go through people every time, be like, I'm so sorry.
So I, like, have to gauge my water before I get on the flight.
So you could get these bags that my husband, because he's a pilot and we go on really, especially when he was in the Air Force, they were going really long flights.
It's like hours and hours and hours.
But they have these, I forget what they're called, but just call it a pee bag.
Peabag.
Yeah.
And.
I wouldn't really pee pee in my pants.
But I'm so bothered.
You can order some of these and we see if Amazon has it.
And then you get a blanket.
But it's like, no, it's contained.
Like you won't make a mess.
People would probably wake them up more than peeve next to them.
It all goes down to it.
I think my neighbor would rather me wake them up than just let it rip right next to them.
And maybe then I need to get a pee bag for bedtime.
You know what?
Just get up.
Just get up.
Ramundo, who sits in the glass room.
And what he does is he edits audio all day.
I cut commercials, all the things that you hear on the show, all the clips of songs.
Like, that's what he does.
He's cutting, cutting, cutting.
And so he comes to me and he says, hey, you know what the listeners want?
I said, no, what do the listeners want?
Usually what they call for and what they're asking, they say, more talk, less music.
Okay.
And so what do you then propose?
The thing that came to me was, why don't we speed up the songs?
Logical.
So have you sped up some songs to hear?
Yeah, I have some.
examples how it would sound in the morning when you're listening to these songs sped up.
So that means if the song was sped up, there's more time for us to be able to talk.
Yeah, you're going to have 30 seconds to a minute more every segment to talk, explain about your life, and have fun on the air.
Okay, so what is the first song I have up here is, I was Jack, you were Diane.
Okay, so this is a song if you're not familiar with it.
Now, if we're doing the show, you'd rather it sound like,
Did you turn it up?
You said that song,
Like we did it.
It makes me want to talk faster.
How much time does that shave off?
Well, that one right there in particular is going to shave off 20 seconds for the whole song.
Then I've sped up others even faster, so it's going to give you probably two minutes more a segment.
Wow.
Okay, you know this song from Keith Derb?
Yes.
Okay, Reyes sped this one up here.
Come in.
How much time does this shave off?
People are going to be driving to work in such a hurry.
The speeding tickets are just flying up.
Not to mention,
Keith their room might not like that.
But even like, yeah, I mean,
think of how much more content we could cover
if we all just bit up our talking.
That's true too.
No, she's doing that.
We can talk about so much.
Okay.
We talk about more.
Kenny, get along.
Speed this one up?
Yeah, it's got to be trimmed up.
Speed it up.
That way we can talk more.
Yeah, long down the road.
We got it along.
We can't get a long long.
Get along.
We can't love the upper hands.
They walk.
Let her dance.
Come on.
Bye.
That's funny
That's funny
That's good
That's good long
That's good long
You're funny
What about the slow songs
Are like mercy
Like this may be tough
It can still be done
So a slow song like
Brett Young mercy
We could speed it up
It's gonna sound a little different
It's gonna break my heart
You're great
It's like tech now
You may have the map
to make
Make this
If you ever love
And mercy
And then we get back to the show
It's like
Number 2 this one
Mercy.
All right, we're back.
What a jam.
I love that song.
Well, thank you, Ray Moon.
Yeah.
Big hit right now.
I'd be interested to hear.
Morgan Evans kiss somebody sped up, huh?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah?
Mm-hmm.
All right.
Phones, it's weird at first.
It really is weird at first, but people might get used to this.
I feel like everybody would just get where they needed to go, like, way early.
Are most things uncomfortable, too, before they're awesome?
Yes.
It might sound weird, but it's not wrong.
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It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Carlos was told if he doesn't make some changes,
he wasn't going to live to the age of 40.
He weighed 651 pounds.
Wow. Wow. Wow.
So he went on a diet.
He lost 475 pounds.
Jeez, man.
And now his goal is to run a marathon.
He walked his first five.
started running a little bit
and now his goal is to run
a marathon. He lost 400 pounds?
475.
What did he do?
Do we know?
He stopped drinking soda? Because that'll do it.
You want to lose 400 pounds? I'm not kidding.
Just stop drinking. Everybody out there.
Let me give you a piece of advice. This is truth.
And I'm not, there's not an
inch of me as facetious
in this. Do you want to change
your life? Do you want to lose weight?
Stop drinking.
soda.
For me, I love soda.
Oh, when it burns, and I go, I'm going to tell you, I get that, and I go, and then it
goes down, this is what it feels like in my body.
If I can make a sound where it feels like in my body, this would be it what it sounds
like, oh yeah.
That's what it feels like when it goes down.
Here's what I say, I like a soda too.
Not even going to lie to you.
Have one a week.
Set your time.
Have one a week.
Because if you make the thing, I'm going to have one soda a week, you know what?
you're probably going to have two. And that's okay too. Anything that you can do in moderation is
okay. That being said, that soda, that candy, that sugar, that's going to be cigarettes in five,
seven years. It already kind of is. And we're learning that. Chill on the sodas. I want to add to that
and say that doesn't mean switch to diet soda and you'll be good. You have to cut out all the
soda because I used to drink tons of Diet Coke. And when I got off, I lost weight and felt better.
Again, I love soda. I just want to be honest with our listeners.
I love soda.
And I like to make another noise that it makes me feel.
Like sometimes I'll take the soda and I'll take the cup.
I don't like a straw.
Who wants a straw?
No, no, no.
Whenever you soda because you want to like enjoy it all in your mouth.
Not just like a little tube of it.
You want to have it just go in your mouth.
And sometimes when I swallow it, this is what it sounds like because it feels so good.
I swallow it and it goes, yay.
It's what it feels like when it goes down.
It's like a little cheer.
That being said, you want to lose weight?
Stop drinking soda.
Well, lunchbox, what you got?
You might be on to something because he cut out fast food,
fried foods, bread, soda, and alcohol, and started walking.
Oh, good for him.
The food, I'm going to say this too.
Believe me if you may, working out's fine.
You should do it.
It keeps, you're going to keep your body healthy longer.
If you don't eat right, don't even waste your time working out.
Because that workout's 80% of it.
Oh, no, excuse me, the eating's 80% of it.
If you eat right and don't work out, you'll lose weight and look good.
If you eat right and work out, you'll look a little better.
If you just work out and eat wrong, nothing's going to change.
nothing is going to change
so why even waste your time
go volunteer with puppies or something instead
you know what you mean
would you like to another sound that my body makes
yes when you drink soda
whenever I drink soda yeah
so sometimes I get a cup
I like a plastic cup too with soda in it
oh yeah yeah and I'll pour it down my throat
and it goes like this
happy new year when it goes down
yeah it's that good
it's not good
happy new year
but that's what's all about
you know get a minimize
minimize okay is that it
lunchbox
that's it thank you very much
That's what it's all about.
That was tell me something good.
Folks, it's your buddy and mine.
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let me know.
Bobby Bones.
So Eddie's worried because his kids are starting to like hip hop.
Oh, well, what's wrong with that?
Gosh playing.
Well, with hip hop comes a little different kind of lingo and conversations.
You talking about bad words?
Yeah, and the stuff that they talk about, like, I'm twisted.
Like, I'm kind of torn because I feel.
feel happy that they're expanding in their music taste.
Like, this is a jam.
I get it.
But, I mean, they're going to start liking this.
And then junior, my 10-year-old, is going to start looking into other hip-hop artists.
And sometimes they get kind of nasty.
But they have clean versions.
Yeah, yeah.
And also, what about country music?
They talk about drinking all the time.
They talk about getting high and all kinds of stuff.
Yeah.
Yeah, but hip-hop's not so secretive or, like, they don't use those innuendos.
This is like straight up.
like we're just rolling.
You know what I'm saying?
And so I'm torn because I'm like, cool, respect.
My kids like likes music.
But like 10 years old, like he's like starting to look at Drake and starting to research
Drake's songs now.
And I'm like, oh boy, just stay away from that 69 guy.
Like, you know what I mean?
Oh, so he has free reign on the internet or?
He has, so he has like the Iheart radio app where he gets to choose his music and he has
his playlists.
Can he pick bad word songs?
Well, we've said it to clear.
But you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's not that they're saying the actual bad word.
It's what they're talking about.
You have to let him get in hip-hop.
So like if you're a kid-
You can't shut down his-
You're not Russia.
No, I just thought I thought I was doing good
because he knows all about the Beatles and the Beach Boys.
And then he just kind of threw me for a loop with like,
Dad, have you heard that Drake song, God's Plan?
God's Plan.
And I'm like, yeah.
I hope that sometimes I won't.
And the next thing you know, he's going to be walking around like,
run down the street.
Boom, that's up.
Whoa, you know what I'm saying?
You don't even know that's not.
I mean.
Like, okay, maybe I sound a little like old school.
You sound like an old grandpa.
I'm a concerned parent.
Yeah, that's fair.
I had similar thoughts with 50 cent candy shop.
Tell me about that one.
So my kids were like, a ticket to the candy shop.
And I'm like, oh my goodness.
But I mean, they think it's the candy shop.
No, I get it.
I'm okay with that.
Like, they're like, mom's to the candy shop.
I don't get what I got.
I mean, if you listen to the lyrics to that, it's awful.
But we were all listening to that.
I know.
It didn't hurt us.
I mean, I just worry.
Like, this is him growing and I like that he's growing into himself and what he likes.
But at the same time, I've got to be, like, just careful with what he's listening to.
All right.
So something shady was happening in your neighborhood?
Yeah.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah, a little side hustle going down with the crossing guard.
So tell me what would happen, what you would see with your eyes.
Well, I've witnessed it on multiple occasions and months apart.
So I was like, well, this must be happening way more than I think.
But the car slow, well, we're going slow anyway.
It's a school zone.
So you're 15 miles or less.
And so the cars are already creeping.
And then she's kind of in the middle of the road doing her thing.
And then every once in a while or when I've seen it, she's giving something to someone that's driving by and they exchange.
But I don't know what's being exchanged.
In your mind, it's possibly money and drugs.
Maybe.
Oh.
But something's going on, though.
Some oxy.
Oh, maybe it could be pills.
It looks like a little bit.
I mean, I don't know.
I don't know that she doesn't look like the type where she's like a hardcore drug dealer,
but she could maybe.
She could maybe have back pain, and so she's got access to pills that she shares with people.
And you think there's something happening in your neighborhood.
Cars are going by and there's transactions happening right in front of your face.
I mean, the first time I saw it, I thought, oh, she must know that person.
and she's giving them a little something.
Or like, can I get him the business card?
You're doing a good job.
How is my car?
The third time I saw it, again, months apart.
I'm like, what is going down?
Like, I'm missing all kinds of transactions.
Well, lunchbox decided to go to your neighborhood.
You guys already live close.
And what in your mind are you doing?
Well, what I did is I did recon first.
I watched how it went down.
And so I did it happen.
I saw it happen.
What?
You did?
And so I was like, like,
Yeah.
I was like, this is crazy.
Like, I thought Amy was just seeing things.
Maybe Amy blinked at the long time.
How did you go see it?
Like where did you go stand?
I told him where she was.
And I parked on the side of the road.
Like, because it's a street.
So you just parked like you're in front of a house and you just sit in the car for a while.
It's like an undercover cop.
You're on stakeout?
Yeah.
And you watch it happen.
And so I was like, okay, this is a real deal.
So the next day, I went back and I gave it a shot.
So by giving it a shot, what did you do?
I just rolled down the window as I'm rolling by and hollered at her.
Give me some of that stuff.
Give me some of that stuff.
Did you have money in your hand?
I have a clap here.
Were you nervous?
I was really nervous because I was like,
what if this is an undercover coverage of my aesthetic?
Like reverse undercover when I'm trying to do undercover.
Like she's undercover.
Yeah, because we're not like trying to bust her,
but like something's going on.
We're trying to do a radio bit.
Like they pulled me over and be like, no, I was undercovering you.
No, like, oh.
It's like that Spider-Man meme where they're pointing at each other.
Love that one.
Okay.
Morgan and number two and Mike D got that joke.
Thank you.
Amy, as millennials only got that.
I didn't hear you.
It doesn't matter.
It's a Spider-Man joke.
I didn't get it.
Here we go.
Too much in disbelief that, I mean, I know it's happening with the fact that he saw it, too, means it's really happening all the time.
And you did see her handing from me?
Oh, yeah.
More than once?
More than once.
That's why I was like, it's real.
That's why I was like, I got to get out of it.
I got to go in.
I got to try it.
Or you by yourself?
Or was a baby?
No, no, baby was not.
You can't do that with the baby.
No family.
All right.
All right.
So, here's lunchbox.
driving to the crossing guard who Amy thinks is...
Wait, you know what? Now I think of it.
Baby was in the back seat.
It was?
Oh, my God.
I didn't even think about that.
Oh, my gosh.
I'm a terrible dad.
Wait, why were you doing with the baby in the back?
I didn't even think about it right now.
I just talking about it right now.
I was. He was in the back seat.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
I want to hear these quotes.
You brought a baby to a stakeout?
No, no.
Detectives don't do that.
Oh, no.
Okay, here we go.
Here's lunchbox.
Driving by the crossing guard,
who you think is probably selling something.
Oh, yeah.
All right, here we got.
What we got, what we got?
I-five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What we got, what we got?
That's what I'm talking about, the goods, the goods.
Thank you.
Okay, now, she gave me something.
Did you not hear the crinkle?
He got it.
Did she give you something?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, my God.
You didn't hear the crinkle?
Let me hear it again.
There's a crinkle.
What did you give you?
Let's hear it again.
Before I play it back, do you promise that you got something?
I swear to you, I got something.
What did I tell you?
Yo, baby.
What are my friends even heard the bitch?
She's like, you're just making stuff up.
I'm like, we don't make stuff up.
Listen to the crinkle.
Here's why we can't make stuff up because we couldn't remember it.
It's all of our listeners who think we're going to make stuff up.
We can't because then we can't remember it.
And Lentworks has kept all of this from me.
He did text me the other day saying, hey, where, what crossroads?
He did text me and go, I need bailed out.
No, no, no.
He did text me asking which street she worked on and she has two spots that I see her work.
and so I gave him both locations.
All right, here we go again.
Let's listen to the same clip
and listen for the crinkle.
What we got, what we got?
What we got?
High five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
What we got?
What we got?
That's what I'm talking about.
The good.
The good.
Thank you.
Wait.
How a good one.
Okay, okay.
Here's what we're going to do.
I don't know.
I don't know.
You didn't hear the crinkle?
I heard the crinkle.
I don't know what to expect.
When I played the clip from my watch,
she goes, oh my God,
you hear the crinkle.
Yeah, I know, I hear the crinkle.
But also, are you playing rap music or somebody else?
Like, right?
I mean, it seems like lunchbox is like rolling up.
Like, listen, listen.
There's no, there's no music.
I have everything off because I'm recording so I can't have anything in the background.
True.
Okay.
Okay.
You may hear my car rattle.
No, no, no.
And she handed me something.
Oh, she handed me something, guys.
This is real deal.
Oh, listen.
I don't know what it is.
I'm like, I'm so nervous.
I don't know if it's drugs or like a note that says, have a good day.
Lunchbox.
Uh,
Do you promise she handed you something?
I promise.
Were you shocked about what she handed you?
Yes!
I was like, oh my gosh!
And I was so...
I was like, get out here, get out of here, get out of here.
Do you want to reveal?
Do you have it with you?
I got it.
You have it with you?
You have it with you?
Oh, you want me to bring it in?
It's in the car.
Can we all try it?
Wait, what is it?
Okay, are you ready?
Okay, tell...
Yeah.
I got the picture of it.
Okay, tell us what it is, and...
Let me see the picture.
No telling me.
Okay, okay, okay.
Let me end the now.
What?
Yo, did I uncover a drug dealer?
Oh my God!
What is it?
You have that in your car?
You got to get it.
I'll go get it.
You'll have to let me know.
I need to know.
I'll hand it to Amy.
I don't know if Amy wants to touch it.
I don't know if Amy wants to touch it.
Is it evidence?
I don't know if Amy wants to touch it.
I wouldn't.
I'll touch it.
That's what she said.
You can't do it to yourself.
Well, then do it to me.
That's what she said.
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The Bobby Bones show
Hey so there's a crossing guard in Amy's neighborhood
Amy feels like the crossing guard is up to something
Yeah I've just seen multiple transactions
With other cars that are going really slow
Because it's a school zone
And I see they exchange something
And I don't know what
So lunchbox went on the stakeout a day ahead of time
Watched her and watch transactions go down
And I was like okay I got to get it on the action
So I went back the next day
Now listen to the clip again because you will hear a crinkle.
What we got?
What we got?
High five.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
What we got?
What we got?
That's what I'm talking about.
The goods.
That's the crinkle right there.
Now you show me the picture of it.
I have so many questions.
Hey, let's show Morgan number two.
How did you know how much money to give her?
Amy?
I just had it in my hand.
First time's free.
Okay.
Okay.
Morgan number two is now looking at it.
What?
Okay.
I don't even know what to say
I know
Okay
Are you ready to see it?
Yeah
What are you guys?
You gotta close your eyes
Close your eyes
Listen to the crinkle
Oh yeah
She's gonna get it's gonna get it
For sure in a baggie
No I don't want you touching it
Oh
I just say you can hold it in your hand
Hold your hand open
And she can just look
And we don't open your eyes yet
You don't need to touch it
And three
Close your eyes
Two
One go
It's a pepperment
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
This nice only
My goodness
This nice only
What is?
Are you serious?
This nice old ladies handing out peppermids and Amy's accusing her of being Pablo Escobar.
I mean, she's being nice to the neighborhood.
That's the transaction.
Y'all, it looks way shady.
You're mad like a witch.
Poor lady.
This lady, by volunteering her time.
She was born to slammer.
I thought for sure.
I was like, oh my gosh, we're about to bust someone.
Like, big time.
I thought he was about to show me some pills.
It's a green peppermint.
It's like a white peppermint with like the green instead of the red.
Oh, my gosh.
What would you like to say to her in case she's listening?
Man, I'm so sorry.
I thought the worst of you, I should have thought the best of you
because you're a crossing guard and you're protecting our neighborhood
and keeping the children safe.
And I'm sorry.
Like, oh my gosh, I thought that lunch fuck go drugs.
Okay, now that's done.
But to be fair, there was exchanges going down.
There was. And now we know it's innocent.
And you saw it too, did it look shady to you when you saw?
It did look shady.
But did she handed you the same way she handed out?
Same way that she handed to everybody else.
All right.
Maybe she sniffed you out.
The Bobby Bone Show.
Bobby Bone.
Here's what I have for you.
I give you a fictional city from a TV show.
You tell me what shows there.
Oh, cool.
Don't miss it, though.
So, for example, here is an.
Just free one.
Anybody can answer it.
Pony.
What show?
Oh, that's Parks and Rec.
Right.
You would have got a point if that had been real.
No, no points.
Okay, here we go.
It's the city they live in a Parks and Rec.
Amy, you're up first.
Mayberry.
What show is in Mayberry?
I know.
Andy Griffin.
Oh, no.
Say it again?
What?
What's the name of the show?
Andy Griffith.
I did ask again.
I'll accept that.
So what is it?
It's Andy Griffith.
With the H.
Oh, TH so not in.
And that does that people.
All right, good job.
Lunchbox.
Yeah.
Hawkins, Indiana.
Hawkins, Indiana.
Hawkins, Indiana.
The only one I can think of is the middle.
The middle, he says.
No.
Stranger Things.
Oh, yes.
Hockens Sheriff.
How about Eddie?
Dillon, Texas.
Oh, Friday Night Lights.
Correct.
Amy.
Bedrock.
Oh, the Flintstones.
Correct.
Lunchbox, Bayside.
Oh, that's saved by the bell.
Correct.
Eddie, Quohog.
What?
Oh, come on.
Quohog?
Yeah.
Oh, that's Harry Potter.
Oh, no.
Lunchbox, what are you guys?
Family guy, yes.
Do we have any score or we just been running wild?
Well, I got one wrong.
Amy's undefeated.
And what about you?
Throw clear in there.
Sorry.
Amy, let's see.
You went, Amy.
How about Gotham?
Hit it out of the park, Amy.
Well, there's a show called Gotham.
What's the city?
Batman.
How about Springfield?
Get it out of the park, Amy.
It's the cartoon people.
Is it the Simpsons?
And for the win.
For the win-win.
King's Landing.
Landing.
Oh, okay.
It's not King of Queens.
Kings Landing.
It's the other cartoon people.
Right?
Kingslanding.
Five seconds.
What TV shows in Kings Landing?
Answer?
Is Game of Thrones.
Yes, that's right.
Well, anyway, Amy, there it is.
There it is.
That last one, I was all over the place.
In my head, I was like, golden girls.
Nothing was going to work.
Congratulations on your win.
What are you going to do with your prize?
What is my prize?
No, nothing.
It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
Oh, man.
So there's this chicken named Colorado,
and it got too large for her own legs to support herself
due to factory farm chickens.
Oh, wow.
They're bred to grow really quickly,
like way faster than they should.
But there's this rescue farm that will take in these chickens.
Poor Colorado, they thought they were going to have to put her down
because she just was so uncomfortable.
She couldn't walk.
She couldn't support herself.
Well, the husband,
at this sanctuary.
He read about a chicken wheelchair online.
Chicken wheelchair.
Yeah.
So then he built one for Colorado.
And ever since Colorado got her wheelchair, her sparkle is back.
Is this a real story?
Yes.
There's a rescued factory farm.
They rescued chickens that are, you know, basically born to fatten up and then give birth or eat.
Yeah, eat, actually.
And Colorado got saved.
They built a wheelchair.
You can believe that or what?
No, a wheelchair.
A chicken named Colorado in a wheelchair.
All of those things.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Here's Amy's pile of stories.
Relying on technology allows us to forget five things a day.
I saw that.
And I agree because I don't know anybody's phone number and I don't know how to get anywhere.
That's on the list.
Because I always just type it in.
Like with my phone, I'll just yell at my Siri to take me somewhere.
What are the things we forget?
So the five things we forget are.
passwords, other people's phone numbers, how to spell certain words.
Oh, man, me too.
And I don't even try anymore.
I hit it, and if it doesn't autocrect, I just send it anyway.
So it's either spell check or hopefully it's the person's spell recognized on the other side of it,
because I don't even try.
How to do basic math, and then how to write legibly.
Because between our phones and technology or computers, like we don't really write that much anymore.
And then some of the things are outside of the top five, like Bobby, you mentioned directions,
birthdays, what time shows are on.
Oh, birthdays.
It's actually helped me.
I don't know anybody's birthday, but having...
The calendar helps you.
Big time.
And I put in the people's birthdays that I really like.
Basically, it's just Amy and my exes.
Wow.
I know.
I know.
So, oh, you know, another funny thing.
People forget.
This was number six on the list.
So almost top five.
Their own phone number.
Like, sometimes if they're asked for it,
they fill it out, like, sometimes they're like, shoot,
what is my own phone number?
Yeah, you don't have to say that much.
You've had yours forever.
I've had my phone number.
2003?
Yeah.
So you've had the same one.
I switched a few years ago, and it did take me a while to learn it because I was like, oh, I don't really know.
You don't call yourself.
Right.
Yeah.
I do sometimes I'm really lonely.
Oh.
Hey, Bobby.
Hey, you good?
Yeah, I'm okay.
How what else?
So couples in happier relationships say these things to each other more often.
So you can, you know, jot these down, not if you're driving, but just make sure that you're telling your partner this.
Thank you.
If you're expressing gratitude in your relationship, even for the story.
small things, not just for the big, it will really
impact things. You make me
laugh. Make sure you let them know
that they're funny because couples that can laugh
together, it means that they, you know, enjoy each
each other's company and each other's jokes.
You mean a lot to me.
So people want to feel valued and appreciated.
So make sure you remind them. And then lastly,
I love you. Like, if you're not someone that says it
all the time, but simply put,
saying I love you is an active reminder
of your admiration for one another.
Puppies never said it.
I know to anybody.
to my dog all time
but next there's still time
this is the year
Amy's put her fist in the air like she was pumping me up
you can do it yeah
2019 right yeah
of course what else
okay you know the
the top most productive time of day
when is it for you
when are you the most productive
two parts either like 6 a.m. which I'm not a morning person
but I've been awake a few hours to that's what we start doing
I'm like an hour into the show
probably then or like
6 p.m.
right before I go, like, I have a few hours before I go down.
You're like, I'm just hammering away at the next day.
Oh, wow.
But my schedule's odd.
Yeah, you're not really average.
So for those people that are listening right now, it's the first three hours of your day.
That's when you're most productive.
That's me.
Okay.
6 a.m.
I'm still in there.
I wake up at 3.30 now.
Yeah.
But that's when you are cranking stuff out.
So if you have your list of MIT's, do you know MIT's?
My husband taught me this.
A military term?
It's your most important tasks.
So he tries to help me make lists and private.
prioritize them and he's like, what are you in my T's?
Number them, one through ten and knock out one to ten.
I'm kind of hot. It's kind of hot.
Right.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Firefighters in Tennessee cut through a wall at a family's home to rescue a dog that was chasing a squirrel in the attic.
The dog's up in the attic, chasing after a squirrel, falls through.
and firefighters, they go in Chattanooga
and they go and they have to cut a hole in the wall
and they get Bella out
who's a wiener dog
luckily everybody survived
everybody's good
firefighters just used to saw cut through the wall
they're like Bella
they're trying to make the dog not move
while they're cutting the wall
so they cut back there
but the dog obviously runs to the sound
but everything's good
so good for the firefighters, good for the dog
everybody wins in that one
that's funny huh?
It's funny because everybody got out of okay
all right there that's what it's all about right there
That's Tell Me Something Good.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
Bobby Bone Show.
Boney up to day.
This story comes to us from Royal Palm Beach, Florida.
A 28-year-old man's working at Arby's.
He's supposed to get off at 10 p.m.
And the manager comes up and says, hey, someone called in, I need you to work overtime.
He's like, look, I got plans on my girlfriend, no.
The manager pulls out pepper spray, pepper sprays him, and chases him around the store with a knife,
trying to make him stay and work overtime.
But he pepper sprayed him because he just,
He just don't want to work more?
Yeah, he didn't want to work overtime, and the manager's like, no, that's not acceptable.
Pepper sprayed him and chased him with a knife to make him stay.
I wonder if he thought that that would work.
He was not going to be a very effective employee.
If I'm saying, like you spray him and then makes more sandwiches?
It's not very smart.
Crazy that that guy is the boss.
So I'm Lunchbox at your Bonehead Story of the Day.
Come on, Bobby Bone Show.
Get your bones on.
Bobby Bone Show.
Okay, we are going home, but thank you for listening.
You can catch up on everything.
Just search Bobby Bones show on demand on IHeart Radio.
Search Bobby Bone Show on iTunes.
You can listen to the whole thing.
Listen to the Bobbycast, a show I do from my house.
Just search that too.
All that.
Thanks for being here.
We would not be able to pay our mortgages or eat our meals without you listening.
Right, Amy?
That's right.
We appreciate you.
Thank you.
We'll see you soon.
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