The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Got Peed On By BabyBox + Bobby Checks In With Amy's Snooze Accountability Partner

Episode Date: August 22, 2018

In the latest BabyBox Update, Lunchbox shares that he got peed on by his son. Also, Bobby calls Amy's snooze button accountability partner Jessica. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I do believe you'll be like the others and tweet me and go out playing it. All right. The Bobby Bones Post Show pre-show. I saw this story about playing Fortnite and Madden and how it relieves stress. That's what you do. Yeah, I haven't played Fortnite in a long time. What happened?

Weeks. No, nothing. I don't have a lot of time for video games, but the time that I do have is important because I play it with friends. I don't ever play alone. And if you listen to yesterday's show, I say don't ever, I have it in a while.

I'm not better than that. But yesterday's show, I said, hey, video games, fantasy football, golf, like these are vehicles for guys to actually talk to each other. And they do that. You get into those situations. and then you're able to share because guys,

we're not taught to just go share. Because one of my friends is giving me a hard time because I said, I'm playing video games. One of my buddies is coming over. He said, go. Playing Madden, what a loser. She didn't say that exactly, but it was close to that. Basically, because you're like 37, 38.

38. Yeah, I'm not ashamed of that. 38. I know. Once you explained it, I mean, I feel like I was in that camp of like, oh my gosh, she was being like a teenage boy. Yeah, you're a hater. But when you explain that it's a way for guys to bond

and open up and be vulnerable, because you're right. Y'all are put in this box growing up that you're not supposed to share and be vulnerable. So now you have to disguise it with manly things like Madden. I mean, that makes sense. And I'm glad you shared that. Yeah, thank you. I was talking to my friend Mike Seines last night who I play, he plays in Dallas. We play Madden maybe one and a half times a week.

So we're playing last night and we get on. And he didn't hear that segment of the show. And I said, hey, this is what I was talking about. And he was like, oh, that's really cool. So we get back in the game. End up beating him, by the way. Oh, good. In case you guys wondering.

Yeah. I used the Green Bay Packers. Aaron Rogers, Drandall cop all day over the middle. Solid team. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so, on top of that, we start talking about his daughter, first day at kindergarten. And it goes into this whole line. And then all of a sudden it's like, oh, you suck.

Oh, yeah. Third and six. And then it starts to go into the, I'm telling you. It really is sharing time. No, I get it. Because otherwise there's zero percent chance you and him are talking about his daughter's first day of kindergarten. Never. Like, it's not happening. I don't call people on the phone. No.

So, there's that. I did FaceTime Amy last night, though. We talked for a bit. Yeah. And you got, Amy, I was like, hey, can you talk? It used to just be, I would just hit the button in face, and probably like one for seven now. But it was like a setup. Hey, can you talk? Like, yeah. And he's like, FaceTime or phone call? And I'm like, whatever. Like, it started to think, like,

I started over thinking like, is something wrong? What's going on? No, I just respect your private life. You have a lot going on with the kids. I know. And I was sitting right next to Stevenson and my husband, they were doing math homework. But then when we got on, I got up and left them. Here's a question for you. Which I was thankful to get the heck out of those. That math homework was really throwing me. Let me ask you this. Because once I get home, I lose my pants, lose my shirt, I'm just chilling, right? Yeah. And I'm always, if it's past six o'clock, and I'm talking to anybody, Eddie on FaceTime, Amy on face time. I don't have a shirt on. Yeah.

Why would I have a shirt on his own house? Why would you? If you're asking if my husband thinks it's weird, yes, but he's gotten used to it. Because it's every time. And not even think about it. Because I said, I said, what up to Amy's husband last? I do, but I have a shirt on. Yeah. I'm like, what up? Just talking to your wife's shirtless. I will say that or think that.

But afterward, I go, I wonder if that's weird. Yeah, you all are a unique situation because anyone else, that would be kind of weird. And I think my husband thinks the exact same thing. And obviously, over the last 12 plus years, he's gotten used to that whole thing. So certain things with Bobby just are fine. But if it was anybody else, it'd probably be weird. Yeah. I think so.

Yeah. I think if you're odd, odd things are a bit more acceptable. Yeah, well, and we have a different relationship, too. Like, he just knows that it's just different. We have been together a long time, huh? Yeah. How long? Over 12 years.

Man, it's a good run. Mm-hmm. Look at that. Well. Why is it? Well, we're still running. Oh, yeah, yeah. You're like, well, that was fun.

You're still running. We're still running. We're still running. My point with all that was, you know, encourage your men. even females have trouble communicating. Encourage them to go and have these. Now, don't take advantage of it because Eddie's going to do that. I need to play more golf.

I'm going to push it as far as I can for sure. That's not good. Oh, no, I think what you said was right on the nail. Right on the nail. Hammer on the nail. There you can. Amy, anything you'd like to say. Put the nail on the head.

That one. I would like to say that I'm probably, like, I appreciate the advice. And I'm going to tell my husband like, go golf with the boys. Get it all out. don't stuff it inside of you, I can tell when he's been stuffing. Oh, yeah? Can you?

Does he ever say, like, well, share it with me then? You don't, like, or do you ever tell him to share with me and not your boys? It's still even honestly, now that we're really getting into it, I think it's hard for him

to just share with anybody, including me. Yeah, it's hard for. Because especially to your wife, you don't want to seem vulnerable or weak or, I mean, again, depending on how you were brought up. But yeah.

And his dad's military. He comes from military lineage. There was not a lot of emotional sharing in his home, and he's expressed that to his dad. His dad has even later in life come to him and ask for forgiveness for that because it's caused some lack of sharing in their family. If you're not taught it, you don't know it. It's a language. I wasn't taught it. I'm learning the language currently.

And so I feel like I'm taking Rosetta Stone for human right now. And that's what I've been doing. So anyway, we're going to hop in the show here. Amy, anything you want to say? Hope everyone has a great day. Thank you very much. Lunchbox. Rock and roll.

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Half hour episode? Yeah, it's a sports spot. You got to keep it up. It's Lunchbox Eddie and Raymondo, and sometimes all three will be there. Sometimes it'll be two. Sometimes it'll be another two. But it's always, what's it about lunchbox in 10 seconds? Sport.

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Let's go. I'm a trams, my dog. Hey, welcome to the show. Good morning, studio. Morning. Yeah. How about this? We'll start with the dumb debate of the day.

Should employees get fraternity leave? Because there's mutternity leave. There's paternity leave. This is fraternity leave. Obviously, for an animal, animal gets born. You get a new puppy or new... Yes. Ferturnity leave, Amy.

I mean... Maybe. Um... No. Okay. A company in Minnesota now offers fraternity leave to new pet owners, meaning employees who have just got new pets can work from home. According to Minnesota Public Radio News, they have introduced their policy, and it was inspired by senior accounts manager. We probably just wanted a dog and wanted some time off.

Let's be honest. But yeah, they go and they're able to take some time off for fraternity leave. Lunchbox. I'm all for it. Yeah? That's a new person coming into your home, and you've got to make sure they've got to. get adjusted well and they don't freak out and you want to make sure they're comfortable. So you need to be there with the dog.

I just assume dog. Eduardo? I think it's good. I think it's good because it's going to make people love time off so they're just going to make people adopt pets and go buy pets. So now everyone's going to have pets. That's not a great reason to get a pet though, just because you want time off. Oh, it's not.

Yeah, because then you're, once your time. Yeah, because then you're eventually going to have to go back to work and you still have to take care of the dog. Here's the thing about fraternity leave. It should not be a thing where it's mandatory. If a job wants to offer it, it's a perk, much like having a nice cafeteria. You know, when you go and you go, ah, maybe I want to work here. Ooh, they have a cafeteria.

It makes you really want to work there. Fraternally might be a thing that someone could offer, but should it be a thing, no. And I'm a huge animal guy. But if you're going to adopt an animal, you need to have a plan in place. Who's going to take care of that animal? Is it able to take care of itself? You don't, but no. Fraternity leave should not be mandatory.

Fraternity. It should not be mandatory. We're tied up here. Let's go to Morgan number two. who has a dog, and do you think fraternity leave, would you want to take time off for a new puppy? I think it's definitely reasonable, honestly,

at least like a week or two. Oh, week or two. Wow. Listen, we're talking about mandatory work here, guys. Those first two weeks, I mean, I remember having my puppy, and I was up every hour taking her outside to potty train her. It was brutal. But that's what happens when you get a puppy.

Yes, but I still, I mean, they become your family, and I would do anything for her. I'm not even anti-pupy. I have more for 15 years. Is there a limit? Because, you know, you can only get pregnant so much. But like a puppy, you could just tell your work. Oh, got a new puppy. Let's box and get one every week.

Nine dogs later. I need to take another week. Benji's a new part of my household. So what's the verdict? Well, I guess the verdict does it's management. I think you guys just want time off. For sure, Bradshaw. Bobby Bones show.

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Do they think mercy is mercy? Well, that's why this is one of their favorite songs. And they sing it every time it comes on and they always talk about they love it. And I'm like, why do you love this song so much? Do you even understand what he's singing about? And they're like, because he's the only song we hear in Creel. He's saying thank you a lot. Mercy is thank you in French Creole.

So they think he's saying merci, but he's saying mercy. Yeah. Taking Love Doing during that They're flipping through a book Like we just had it on I just put it on

I didn't want to tell Exactly what's going on Because they always sing it And so they were just It was on They were flipping through a book And just mumbling out the words I like this song too though

I don't know all the words either Yeah I just kind of yell One of it I just take it Take me It doesn't matter. Just sing along with the tune. You have to go all the words, right?

Make this fast. Have mercy. Oh, that's a jam right there. If you go out tonight. You don't think so? Mercy. Do they still say that? They still use it.

Merci. They speak less and less Creole. It's crazy. They used to only communicate to each other in Creole. And I'll say, like, I thought it was going to take a year, but we're eight months in, and they're straight English to each other. Really? Yeah.

How's school going? Pretty good. They complete their first week. We'll see how this week goes. I mean, Stevenson's first few days were a little bit rough. We had some moments. Does he talk a lot in school? Is he like a jibber jibber?

Yeah. And then his teacher, like, let him call me from school the other day, like, from the phone. I get a weird number. I ignore the call because I don't know the number. It calls back. I ignore it. It calls back. So I'm like, I better answer this.

And he's like, hey, mom. And I'm like, what? And he's like, he was calling to tell me. that he was having a great day at school and he was doing really good and saying yes ma'am and i think he was allowed to give me an update because the other few days had been so rough and so now he's like turned a corner and like she let him use the phone yeah i could hear her in the background just be like tell her you've been doing great and he'd be like i've been doing great how'd you feel about that i mean i thought it was great i love that we have that like she was helping him get excited about

being good and making good choices because when he makes bad choices oh why Well, he has to get, they're just to get in trouble, and I don't like him being in trouble. You're cool mom. No trouble. No, no, we just, no, I'm a disciplinarian. Yeah, trust me. He doesn't get in a way with that. You want to make good choices, you're going to make bad choices.

Pick now. Put out of hand. Can I do that to you guys? Put out of hands? Good choices or bad choices? Yeah, that way, that way they feel like they have a choice. And if he wants to choose the bad choice, at least he had the right to choose it. And then he feels like he's got the power.

And then he knows that, well, he's the one. that caused himself to now be in trouble. That was your choice. Over to our video producer Eddie. What's on your mind, bud? I'm just asking for a friend here, but can you text while you're stuck in traffic? I know you have like no driving and texting rules. Yeah.

Is that cool? And I'm talking slow rolling traffic. Maybe even at a halt. No. No? If your car is in drive, you cannot text. Dang. If your car has the ability to roll forward.

don't be on your phone. What if the phone's right in front of your face and you're looking at the road? Then you're not looking at the road. Okay. The problem with the car is it's really big. And if you hit someone or something, it's going to hurt someone or something.

Maybe even you. I just wondering. Just wondering. It crossed my mind. For a friend. For a friend. Not for me. That texting and driving, man,

your focus is off of the road. And you're talking about multi-tons of metal that could hit someone. somebody or something. And it's going to be expensive. And maybe not just in money. The thing that happened to me was I was messing on my radio and the car and the turning lane starts driving off and I think that I'm not looking at my phone looking at the radio.

And I'm like, oh, well, they're going. I'm going to go too. And I hit the gas and I look up in that car still sitting right in front of me. I have to nail the brake because I almost ran into the back of the car. So unless your car is in park, you really shouldn't focus on anything else. So put the car in park when you're at a red light. if you want to, yes To take a text to answer something

You can My problem at red lights too is I get honked at all the time Because I'll be in a red light If I'm stopped In a red light I pull my phone out and see who called Or I really won't do Twitter that much anymore

But I'll look and see if someone called I'll read a text message But I get honked at every time Yeah, me too, me too Yeah, I don't even think the honking The Red Light's even angry anymore I think it's like hey buddy, get off your phone Just letting you know

Yeah, you're good Because everybody's on their phone Everybody At a red light. And everybody should get off their phones while they're driving. Even on traffic. Yeah, no, I know. Your thoughts, lunchbox?

I just thought it was funny that you get on Twitter when you're in your car. I mean, that's unreal. Yeah, I get on everything on it stopped. You go, well, I gave up Twitter. I did it. You don't want to miss something that's trending, dude. I get it. Yeah, at a red light.

Check in, sir. Okay, you guys. See, I share, and you guys attack me. Rob it boncha. Here we go. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 30-second. Carrie Underwood appreciates the privacy she gets in Nashville.

She says she feels like she can still have a life since there aren't a lot of paparazzi. Chase Rice says that he plots his tour dates around the fun that he can have while visiting a city, like trips out west in September for hunting season. Luke Bryant spotted a man getting down on one knee in the audience of his show, and instead of letting it go on, he invited the couple up on stage to do the proposal, and the woman said yes. I'm Morgan number two, and that's the skinny. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. Tell me something good. So this is pretty awesome. Some animal shelters in Tampa Bay are completely empty after a super successful adoption drive. 2,358 pets in the Tampa Bay area now have forever homes, thanks to a joint effort by local shelters. They teamed up together, 23 shelters, that is, for something called Clear the Shelters, a two-week adoption drive. And get this, on the last day of the drive, they have. had 854 adoptions alone that happened because they were like encouraging people just come do it.

Come on. It's the last day. Let's clear the shelters. And they did it. That's good. Bones. This story comes to us from San Francisco, California. We all know the Bay Bridge connects San Francisco to Oakland.

It's so beautiful. Well, these guys thought, oh, let's get up there in our cars and do donuts. They stop traffic and they start doing donuts right on the bridge. I saw this. It backed up all the traffic. They block traffic and their buddies jump out of cars with cameras and they're filming it and they're woo woo woo there's like three cars, two of them drive away, other one breaks an axle gets arrested.

Oh my goodness. You know where I saw it? I saw it on David Spade's Insta story because it was on the news in California and so what they did is their buddies jumped out and stopped traffic with their hands like lunchbox said and all the cars stopped. You're talking about for miles and backed up and on the bridge they're just doing those Tokyo drift thing. Man.

And then two of them, I didn't know this part. Part two of them got out, clear. Yeah, and another one broke an axle, so the cops came and arrested him. Did he turns his boys in or no? No, no, no, no. He just went down. He just took the rap. He said, you know what, it's all me?

He probably squirled like a pig. He tried. All right, thank you, Lush Box. That's your bonehead story of the day. Come on, Bobby Bones show. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Apparently, getting married makes you gain a bunch of weight.

How do you guys feel about that? I mean, I see how it happens. I just, it didn't happen in my marriage. So I'm like, it doesn't have to happen. You know what I mean? My husband and I actually lost weight. Because? I don't know.

Both of us, I think, were motivated to try to get in a little better shape. We didn't have a ton of weight to lose, but I'm easily 15. At some points in our marriage, I've been 20 pounds less than when he married me. And he's the same. According to researchers, spouses get an average of 16 to 19 pounds their first 10 years after getting married. Largely because you don't work out. And you kind of don't care as much anymore. because who you got I'm impressed.

Eddie, let's talk to you for a second. Oh, great. Eddie is our video producer. Eddie, you've been married for how long? 12 years. How's that going? I got fat. I got fat quick.

Quick! Yeah, and I think you're right. I think it's the comfort zone. Like, you're just like, what am I? I don't have to work out. I'm going to tell you this. Whenever I finally get a girlfriend, and I'm hitting the gym like six days away.

Yeah, dude. It's going to go to three or four. Yep. Almost instantly. I'm going to stay kind of in shape. But I'm still trying to get that peacock mode going. You know, like, hey, this is a little. Look at this.

Come on. Yeah. You want girls to look at you. Yeah. But here's something. See, Bobby, I look at you and I see the girls you've dated and they all like to work out. That's one of the things y'all have in common. So I see you like my husband and I.

I hate exercise. Yeah, but you still do it. And I'm trying to get a girl. Y'all work out together. Like that'll be a thing. I don't know. Well, lunchbox, you and your wife. Do you put on any weight?

No. Are you sure? He's lost weight, I think. I think he went, we've, you know, maybe fluctuated. I mean, before I. got married. I was, I plumped up a little bit. I look at my photo, so I was like, man, I was a little puffy in the face, and I was like, ooh,

so I got back after it. Did you do a get married body? Like, you're going to have a wedding, so you've got to look good? No, it was just I was at my sister's wedding, and I saw pictures, and I was like, man, I look a little puffy, and that's when I said, oh, had nothing new with me getting married, because there wasn't no talk about marriage then. Well, then we got married.

Well, 16 to 19 pounds in the first 10 years, so heads up there if you get a Right. It's a Bobby Bones show. Coming up, we're going to talk to Amy's accountability partner because you agreed to not hit snooze today. Yep. She agreed to not hit snooze today, and you guys are both snooze buttoners. Yeah, we're doing it for a week.

We love the snooze button, and we're just saying no. So what's her name? Jessica. So Amy and Jessica both on the phone coming up in a second. Now, I've never hit the snooze button in my life. I just got a text. Who sent the text in Morgan number two? A guy named John.

What's he saying? He says, I think you should do the opposite of Amy and hit the snooze button for the next five days. here's what I would do. I don't want to risk that because they say it like ruined your day. I would set my alarm 15 minutes ahead and then plan to hit the snooze and then just go, damn, already up. Might as well get active and get working. Yeah.

I mean, if you're a snoozer, you're a snoozer. If you're not, you're not. Like to force you to snooze, I think that would be not fair to all of us because then if you're slightly in a bad mood because of it, then we all have to be. Oh, it's about you. Who knows? I may be coming in a bad mood because of my snoozing. I'm going to be amazing the next five days. And think about that.

Now time for a never going to get it. 40% of people say this was their last big money purchase. Lunchbox threw his hands up. He knows it. 40% of people say this was their last big money purchase. You can spoil it, lunchbox. Never going to get it. What is it?

TV. A TV. Ding. It's already over. Sorry, guys, you don't get to play today. Oh, wow. Yeah, go ahead. I'll stand up.

Oh, he's standing up. He got his hands in the air. Uh-oh. And show me TV! Well? No! Sit down! 40% of people say this was their last big money purchase.

Oh, that hurts. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Never gonna get it. 40% of people say this was their last big money purchase. Lunchbox guest at TV. Amy coming over to you, what do you have? Oh, that's a good one. Almost half of people say this was their last big money purchase.

Eddie's got a notebook open or something? I do. This is where I write my notes. Okay, go ahead. I'm going to go with washer and dryer. It's a big, big person purchase. It is, and that's not it. Alexis, you were on the air in West Virginia.

What do you think it is, Alexis? A house. A house. Wow, that's a lot of people. That's huge. That's huge. 40% of it. The answer is a mattress.

Going to get that bed. That's also an adult purchase. Oh, yeah. A refrigerator, a mattress, wash and dryer. Tires. Tires. And if you don't get something that's pretty good, you'll have to buy it again soon. And who wants to buy tires?

Who wants to buy a refrigerator? Nobody? And you go and you go, I can probably get away with a mini-fridge. You start to make deals with yourself. Yeah. They're like, you know, I don't really know if I need one. this big. It's true.

But that's one of the things. Like a mattress is something that you get what you pay for. Yeah. You buy a crappy mattress. You can be hurting a little bit later. And now that we know how important sleep is. Oh, yeah. We didn't know that five years ago.

I woke up at like 1.30 this morning like this. Hello. And it couldn't go back to sleep. You've been up since 1.30? Yeah, I don't think I have. I don't know. It's one of those where you don't know if you went to sleep or not again. So, man, I'm so off my schedule.

Let's go over to our producer, Eddie, who brought a story to my attention. It's breaking even. What happened, Eddie? Apparently, Connecticut state police say that Gretchen Wilson was arrested on a plane yesterday. Information on it. They just say that it was a minor disturbance on the flight. She became belligerent and was charged. Okay, so we don't know why.

Nope. Well, let's all guess. All right? We'll go around the room. Why do you think, this is just as guessing, we have no information. What do you think that Gretchen Wilson did to get arrested? Let's go over to the lunchbox first, lunchbox. Gretchen had been drinking.

Obviously. And being a celebrity, she thought she should be able to sit in the cockpit. Oh, wow. So she tried to get a tour of the cockpit, and they said, no, and she tried to go anyway. Wow. That's a cuffing and a stuffing. Oh, okay, okay. So you think while the plane's in the air, she wanted to get up to the pilots?

Yep, she tried to go up in the cockpit. There we go. Amy, Gretchen Wilson was arrested off an airplane. What do you think she did? So, being that she's a celebrity, she had to use the restroom, but the seatbelt light was on. But she still had to go, and the flight attendant was telling her, no, no, no. So she straight up, push the flight attendant. Oh.

Well, that took a turn. Well, mine has to do with her probably drinking. Of course. Yeah, I feel like anyone belligerent on an airplane. It starts with drinking. She also had to get up and use the bathroom But the plane was going down And once the plane starts its descent

You can't get up and go to the bathroom And she said, hey, can I go to the bathroom? And they said no So she just decided to go to the bathroom in the seat To show them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just my opinion? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And then she got so irritated, she smoked. Oh, she lived one up on the plane. Wow. Gretchen Wilson was arrested. getting off an airplane. None of this was her fault. Oh, it could be. Yeah, it could be like totally simple.

Yeah, like. We're like scientists. Hypothesis. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Mine's way worse, though. I figured she wanted to get off the plane fast, so she tried to open the door and get out.

Oh, she just tried to go for it. Yes. There you have it. We have no idea. The story says that she was arrested. Deligerent? There was a minor disturbance on the flight. she became belligerent.

That's all it says. She probably just wouldn't put her computer away. She's probably writing an essay. Yeah, a letter. She's probably writing a letter to a congressman about something. Something really amazing. Ms. Wilson, please put your laptop away. She's like, this is very important.

And here we are, you're going. Yeah, put her in a box. She drank too much. There we have it. Yeah, it's us here on the Bobbybone show. That you hear is the alarm about to go off. And you probably feel that internally right as your alarm when you're asleep is about to go, bha, bha, bha, b'n.

And what does Amy do? She hits the snoo over and over again. And it feels so good. It blows my mind while you just don't set the clock later. But that's because it doesn't feel good to you. Pressing snooze doesn't feel good to you. It feels good to me. But rest makes me feel good.

I would just set my clock later. Now that, Jessica was on yesterday. Hey, Jessica. Good morning. Good morning. Now, you told us yesterday you hit your snooze how many times the morning? Oh, easily five or more. I don't even understand.

It's like a hoarder to me. Yes. You guys are like whorters. Is that what it's like? Yeah. Because I don't understand a hoarder, but I mean, they're obviously, it's a thing. I can't grasp it. Either one of you or hoarders.

So you're like my husband and he has to share a bed with me. So he. I also share a bed with you. That's what that sounds like. No, no, no. You sound like my husband. Yes. But he has to actually sleep with me.

So he has to deal with like basically. sleeping next to the order. So how to go this morning, Amy? I did not press news. And how'd you feel? I feel so good. Do you? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And my husband, even, he was like, this is so amazing. And he's like, we've been together 11 years. 11 years. And it takes an accountability partner and the radio to, like, get you to do this. I'm like, hey, maybe this is what it takes. We're only on day one. So he's not getting too excited. But I feel great.

Jessica, now you tell me, how did you do this morning? Did not hit snoo. Come on. Come on. She was nervous last night that she wasn't going to be able to do it. Well, so what did you think the first time the alarm went off? What'd your head say to you? Everything else.

I mean, it's where my body was like, oh, so you're not going to snoo? That's fine. I'm just going to wake you up every hour just to spite you. Well, I don't understand. When she went to bed last night, that's what her brain was telling her. Oh, got it. Oh, no, no, no, no. Every hour throughout the night.

Bad dreams. waking up at 3.30, like afraid I wasn't going to hear the alarm at all, which never happened. But I woke up and I thought, well, they won't know. You know, my bones would never know. And you would never know. Of course, there's an integrity thing, a self-control thing. I'm like, well, what if I go lay on the couch? Is that considered a nap?

All of this happened in your mind last night? That's a good point. You could get up and move and then technically you're not going back to bed. What's wrong with you? Okay. Oh, don't give me that idea. Amy's accountability partner, Jessica, is on. They both decided they weren't going to hit snooze today.

Amy, how would you grade your experience day one? A through F. I gave myself a B. I feel great, but I wasn't like an A plus student because I thought about it. And my finger went from like snoosed to off. So I was like, okay, fine. And then I just sat up and I sat there for a while just like thinking, when can I take a nap? Jessica, how would you rate it, A through F?

Oh, I have to go see because it was a hard convincing myself to get out of bed. And then it took even longer to get going and all of that. So I have to agree with Amy in the arguing with myself. So yeah, I'm going to go with C. I can definitely do better? But can I say I had so much time this morning? Exactly. I wasn't racing out the door.

I got to work and Amy was here. Yeah. Wow. My husband was like, aren't you just so much more chill? Because he's used to me racing out the door like, bye, I got to go. Well, listen, let's do it again tomorrow. Okay. Jessica, good job.

Yay. Amy, good job. Thank you. We'll see what happens tomorrow. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home, there's something good. There's this 17-year-old kid sitting in his house in Savannah, Georgia, with his mom, watching some TV, and he looks out the winter and he goes,

Mom, the neighbor's house is on fire. You need to call 911. The neighbor's an 85-year-old man. The 17-year-old leaves the house, runs next to. door into the burning house and carries the 85-year-old man out of the house. He was asleep, too. 85-year-old man didn't even know his house was on fire. Wow. Wow. Not only to see it and to call attention to it, but he ran in and grabbed him and carried him out of there. That I mean to be like, what's happening on here? Oh, man. That's an awesome story, though. Good one. And that's it.

That was Tell Me Something Good. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. Congratulations to Dustin Lynch. He was invited to be a member of the grand old opera. He's set to be inducted on September 18th. Yeah, I saw the clip last night. Tracy Atkins comes out.

Dustin didn't know. And Trace is, I think it was his 15th anniversary. And he's like, I want to say something. It's my 15th. And then he invites Dustin Lynch. And Dustin's like, what? It was really cool to watch last night. And, you know, I like Dustin a lot.

I know that means a lot to him. So congratulations to Dustin Lynch. What else, Morgan, number two? Keith Urban chose the next single from his latest album. The song is called Never Coming Down. Here's a clip. Yeah, and it's pretty good, too. I like that.

It's the second track on the record. I'm such a nerd for Keith Urban. Yeah. But this is called Never Coming Down. Here you go. What I like to is how it starts. Eddie, you'll dig this too when it hit, like, listen to this. Hold on.

Keith Urban, new song. Okay. It's all funky. That's really cool. Yeah. Cool, huh? That's really cool. I like that.

That's a new key third. Morgan number two, what else? Kendall Jenner went to a Chris Stapleton concert in Los Angeles, and she posted on Instagram saying that she loves him and wants him to call her. Oh, what? As do I. Something that Kendall Jenner and I have in common. I love Chris Tableton, and I'd like him to call me too.

What does she want to talk about? Probably just how much she loves him. Me too. By the way, there is an episode of the Bobbycast, which is the podcast I do from my house. house where Chris Stapleton came to the house and we talked for an hour. If you search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to podcasts, it's a really good one because Chris doesn't sit down a lot and just talk for an hour. And so I'm a big Chris Stapleton fan as a person and as an artist, obviously. But yeah, if you finish the show today, you know, you can listen to that. It's probably four or five

months old at this point, but it's really good. Morgan number two, anything else? Yeah, Luke Bryan posted a video while he was in Indiana of a grizzly bear drinking his beer a couple hundred yards away. We sure he didn't buy that bear and make him do that? You've seen the video? No. I mean, the bear's out there. They're drinking a beer.

I mean, you can't really see the beer. He's like licking it. Yeah, you can kind of see him like mess with it. It's almost like they were sitting by the river and they saw a bear and they left and left their beers there and the bear went up to the beers. Well, that's funny. I haven't seen it. Pretty funny. Okay.

But Luke buys weird animals. Remember that episode of Christmas? He got kangaroos for his life. Well, they have a barn. Yeah, no. She has a, her nonprofit is around having animals. Well, there you have it. Morgan number two?

Is that it? Morgan number two? That's the skinny. Good. Now, earlier in the show, Eddie told us that Gretchen Wilson was arrested. Apparently, she was belligerent after getting off an airplane. She got into it with some police officers. What do you have, the latest breaking news? The update is, the little more information, is that there was something that happened on the plane that drew troopers onto the plane to talk to her. And as they were interviewing her, she became belligerent towards them, and they quickly arrested her.

Man, I wonder why they had to come interview her. Well, we all had our guesses earlier on the show. Yeah, we did. We did. Hell yeah, from the redneck girls like me. Okay, and this article, trying to be silly here. What's it say? They said, oh, she's known for her hits like Redneck Woman, and Here for the Party.

Come on. What? That's what she's known for. Redneck woman and here for the party? Those are her biggest songs. I know, but it goes with a story too well. It's like... How do we know she's wanting to party?

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Mr. Bobby Bones. It's this time in the first. morning where we hit you with that corny joke. The morning corny. Why are math teachers good dancers? Why are math teachers good dancers? Because they have algorithm. That's funny.

Yeah. Come on. Yeah. That was the morning corny. Like super nerdy funny. Like that's right up my alley. I like that one. Algorithm.

Look at this. Krista and Maryland. Good morning. Hi, Krista. Good morning. What would you like to say? Oh, boy. Oh, by the way, let me say this. When anyone says they say something to love, what's about to be said is not loving.

You know, it's like, hey, no offense, but. Okay, go ahead. No offense, but. I feel like lately you've been super hard on Amy. I feel like you've been a little sensitive to everything she said. And I don't know. I like it a little bit more when you guys pokes on at, like, lunchbox ready. But I feel like you've been poking at Amy a lot.

Well, if I'm sensitive, how come she hasn't been hard on me? Well, I think that she just kind of takes it and deflects it. Amy, do you feel like I've been hard on you? I haven't noticed. I feel like, let me be honest. Go ahead, go ahead. I feel like we all get to poke fun at each other, but sometimes if I take certain digs at you, and maybe the caller can back me up on this.

Her name is Krista. Krista. Sorry, I missed your name Krista. But maybe Krista can back me up if this is what she means. because sometimes I feel like, oh, man, maybe I shouldn't have made that joke because you'll make a comment like, oh, man, Amy's really being rough on me today. And I'm like, no, I was just joining in on the fun. We all poke fun at each other. But then I regret doing it a little bit later because I feel like maybe I hurt your feelings.

Well, you come at me hard. Like the other day when you were like, you don't have feelings, Bobby. And I go, whoa, I do have feelings. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like for me, I just think that, like, everybody else is really good. like Amy's really good at deflecting it. She just doesn't really take things personally, at least like what I see.

And I feel like you just kind of take her comments a little bit more personally, but not from everybody else. Maybe you don't. I do. I do expect it for me. I do. Because you mean more to me. But I like when we're in a more playful. What's up?

What's up? I like when we're in a more playful mood. Kristen, I'm glad you shared this with me because I will absolutely be conscious of this now. I feel like we all poke at each other. And, you know, sometimes maybe it doesn't come across as we mean it. but if we weren't great friends we couldn't sit in this room all day and actually poke at each other

but I'm glad that you shared that with me because I will you know pick on Amy less and lunchbox more okay sounds good no whoa whoa whoa whoa why are you okay with that she likes that she said she likes it

when we pick on YouTube okay because Amy and I are like the team and we're just the yeah step children oh by the way Krista Amy was giving me a hard time are you still there yeah

Amy was telling me yesterday that I was kind of a loser because I had my book the book that I wrote on my coffee table, right? She said, you shouldn't do that. Did you hear that segment, by the way? Well, no, I saw it on your Instagram. Okay.

So my last book that I wrote is called Fail Until You Don't, and it's on my coffee table, and I said, hey, is that a good look? And she's like, it's not a good look. What do you think about that? Well, I think you probably have a million of them, so why not? No, no, no.

If you wrote it, let's look at it this way. See, this is her not seeing the Amy's poking at me. I'm not poking at you. I'm making sure she understands. She can answer correctly. You wrote a book. It's not that, I don't think it's just like that he has excess books just laying around all over the place.

It's like you wrote a book and then would you put your own book on your coffee table for when people come over? Krista, go ahead? I feel like possibly because then if somebody comes over, he just has it there. And if they make a comment, maybe he can just give it to them. Oh, gosh. That's pretty good. That's a good.

That's a lot. And you know what? I've given that book to many people who've come over. The guy that came over to spray for bugs. He was like, oh, your book. I was going to buy that. I said, no, I'll just give you this one. And I gave him the book.

And they even signed it, which I thought. That's so nice. And then I just replaced it with another one. I love Krista. I've changed with Krista. I like it that much of first, but now I'm big fan of Krista. What did it end up on Instagram? Because I didn't follow people's comments.

So were you douchey or not? Well, I am, but maybe not for that reason. It was pretty torn. It was pretty torn. But on my Instagram, I put a picture on my coffee table and my book. And I said, Amy said this is not a good look. Krista, thank you for your call. That means a lot that you jumped on and shared with us.

Yeah, and I will see you this weekend in D.C. Oh, are you coming to the show? I am. That would be awesome. Okay, well, cool. I will see you. I will see you then. Thank you for the call.

Yeah, lunchbox. I hate to tell you, if I wrote a book, I'd have it on my coffee table. I'd have it in my car on my dashboard. When I pulled up at red lights, I would roll down my window and just hand it to the car next to me. I would take it everywhere. with me. It's just funny that Amy doesn't get any of the, hey, you're being harsh. Because I think we're evenly harsh.

She's just so... I thought you really wanted my opinion about the book. I do think... I think it's douchy. You brought that up out of nowhere. And then I said, okay, I'm interested to hear more of your story and you just kept on. Okay. So a little bit I felt attacked. But you know what? It's you. You're sweet. You're sweet Amy. Hey, sweet Amy gets all the pathos.

Oh, so see, now you're being rude. Sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, sweetie, okay. Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Amy, Hey. Hey, Hayley. in North Carolina. What's happening? Hey, so I just want to tell you guys that I listen to your show every morning and on my way to school, wherever I might be going. I love listening to it. Go, you guys keep it fun. And I'm so dedicated that when we went on vacation, it was during the time that lunchbox was having the baby, and they were trying to figure out the name. And so I was trying to keep up with

it, and we were on vacation. I was like, how am I going to do this? It's like, I want to sleep in this vacation. So I'm going to have to wake up. Well, I didn't end up waking up. just to listen to the other than I had to go to your page to find out what was going on. Did you catch up fully or no? Yeah. Yeah. Well, I appreciate that. I think no one should miss the show, even on vacation.

That's what I think. Oh. Yeah. That's what I think. It's just me, though. It's a lot. I don't even want to go on vacation and miss the show. It's true.

Thank you for the call. I appreciate that, though. Sure. Yeah. I posted a picture. I guess a couple days ago was National Radio Day, and I posted an old picture of me from like 15 years ago on Instagram. Do you guys see that picture?

Yeah. I did. And people say, hey, And there was MySpace was on the computer. Yeah. And I had the same exact headphones on. You did. I noticed that.

The headphones, I'm so loyal to everything. If I find something that I love, I'm into it. From Amy and Eddie and Lunchbox to my headphones. And yeah, I'm wearing those same headphones on my Instagram page. I'm getting a lot of texts saying they agree that I've been extra sensitive toward Amy lately. Oh, wow. And so that's a lot of people that I disagree with. No, I'm just kidding.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know. It's not me. It's them. You can always text the show now. We're moving off that topic. Yeah. You can text whatever you want to 26-229. So right there, 26-229. There's that. Which spells out Bobby if you ever get confused. That's true. Over to lunchbox now because he had a baby. It's time for a baby box.

Baby box update. So yesterday I was changing the diaper and for the first time ever, little baby box decided to peel. all over me. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Is that a ride a passage or what? Oh, yeah. It's got to happen at least once.

Like, everybody told me, oh, he's going to pee on you all the time. And so the first few weeks, nothing. And so I got kind of cocky. And I'm thinking, this guy, I know what I'm doing. I'm so good at changing diapers. I'm taking my time yesterday looking for this new diaper. Took the old diaper off. And all of a sudden, boom, hits me right in the chest.

Then the pee's on the wall. Oh, wow. Oh, pee everywhere. It's like a, woo, like a, what do you call it? A sprinkler just all around the room. And I was. I was like, man. You shut it down?

Do you like stomp it out? No, I dived out of the way. Oh, you let it take it run as far. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I had to get a towel and wipe the wall and wipe the rug and, oh, man. But yeah, all over my shirt. And I was like, wow, I got peed on. How's it going with the baby?

It's going great. Yeah? Yeah. Sleeps all day. Sleeps 99% of the day. And when his eyes are open, it's like, wow, your eyes are open. What's up? And then, boom, back asleep.

Is he walking yet? Not yet, but he's getting there. He's not even supposed to be born. He's not supposed to be born for another week, but let me tell you, my kid is so advanced. Oh, yeah? Yes. Like, the other day, my kid was holding his own bottle. No, he wasn't.

Oh, Amy's challenge. Oh, you challenge? Don't go back at her. Unlessners will get mad. Sorry, sorry. Let Princess Amy. I don't want to be sensitive towards Amy, but. Y'all, I am not claimed that I'm since.

It's not me. Sorry, sorry, sorry, sorry. Go ahead. Okay. My kid was holding his own bottle at how remember. Four and a half weeks old. Yeah, okay. Oh, my God.

Why are you doubting my kid's intelligence? And not only that, we were doing tummy time. Yeah. What's tummy time? It's where you had to put him on their stomach so they can learn how to get in a crawl position and learn how to crawl. My kid already rolled over. Yeah. Eddie.

I mean, there's no proof of it. Is there proof of this? Because lunchbox, listen. No, no, no, no. Lunchbox has a thing because he didn't walk until he was like three. Didn't you ever slow to that? I was a slow walker. I don't think I walked until I was a year and a half old.

Amy's hardcore this morning. Yeah, yeah. You guys noticed that? But the reason was because I was just so fast at crawling that I preferred to crawl everywhere because I was like, man, whatever, I don't have time to walk. Oh, yeah. Well, congratulations.

Your baby's drinking out of a bottle. Oh, holding his own bottle. Holding his own bottle. Just like his daddy. Yep. Yeah, all right. He's pulling up a picture of something. Amy, come here.

Okay. Is my kid holding his own bottle or is he holding his own bottle? Oh, you have two options. Is he holding his own bottle? They both seem similar. Is he holding his own bottle? Well, first of all, this is so cute. Go ahead.

Is he holding his own bottle? Second of all, yeah. Yeah. He's holding his own bottle. Wow. Is he drinking like a macho latte? Oh, boy. Well, congratulations, bud. That's impressive.

I was wrong. The baby's holding his own bottle. I don't know how. Let me toss this at you. Her name is Bettina Rodriguez Aguilera. She announced her bid to replace one of the most influential Cuban Americans in Congress. She appeared on Spanish language television programs and talked about her alien experience. Now, she's pretty money as a candidate.

She is. I mean, I'm reading about her. A lot of things I like. experience, good relationships. But here's the thing. She went on an alien spaceship. She said she saw three beings. Two women and a man.

They were tall and full figure. They spoke to her telepathically. They took her on board the spaceship and inside she saw round seats. Like, okay, so she's awesome. You are, oh, I'm going to vote for her. But then she said she saw aliens. Can you vote for her, Amy? No.

That was quick. Well, I mean, I've been thinking about it. And yeah, there's a lot of great candidates, but there's always that one thing that maybe it's not going to make them work for you. And that would probably be it for me. Lunchbox aliens, yes or no. She lost all credibility.

I'm voting for whoever's running against her because she's out of there. You know, I'm not letting the alien thing drag me down. I'll be honest with you. Good. Because here's the thing. You never agree with anybody all the time. Yeah. The only person that I agree with 100% of the time is me.

And even then I question it sometimes. So what? She says she met aliens. So what? That's like a mental, like, until we know otherwise. I just want to know what she's done. Like, show me results. Show me things that you have done to help people's lives, to enrich others. And then I'm going to make my decision based on that.

And so why you met some aliens? No, no, she really didn't meet aliens. But I would know. How we know. So she has the heftiest resume of all the candidates in the race. Oh, okay. And this newspaper that did the story, they're the ones that go, listen, we endorse her. But she also met aliens.

Just heads up. Did that my I, she could unravel any moment mentally or get abducted again. I don't know that she's unraveling at all. I think it's unfair. It's, oh, she. To me, to me, until I believe that someone could actually be abducted by aliens, it is something, to me, I feel like she's created something in her mind where she might be a little off, which we are all a little off, but I definitely have never been abducted by aliens. Well, and I think it's absolutely your right to disagree with me. Thank you.

And that's awesome about. America is that we can actually have civil discourse and it's fine. And I'm voting for the final frontier. Yeah, I'm in. Let's bring some new perspective in. Okay. Well, that's the deal. I don't know much about her. I just read that story and thought, if everything else is good, but she's an alien believer, could I still vote for her? The answer is yes. If she's done lots of things, regardless of her alien experience, I'm still into it. I'm not basing my vote on her alien. What if she has an awesome background, awesome resume, awesome, all the things, but she says she is an alien. Yeah.

I need to price a birth certificate. You know? Oh, man. There's a difference between believing in aliens and believing you've been abducted by aliens. A huge difference. Well, she's got my vote, except I don't live in South Florida. I know, but how about those South Floridians? They really are having to, this is like a real thing when they go into to vote.

Like, they're really having to think about that. That's hard. So you two eliminate the, because of the alien thing, you eliminate her. Yeah, she's gone. Yeah, but I think it actually helps. I'm like, yeah, I'm into it. Yeah, bring it. Hello, you're on the air.

Is this Whitney and Tulsa? This is Whitney and Tulsa. What's going on? I'm just driving to work and he said to call, so I called and it actually rang. That never happened. And then Hillary put you through, and she is quite the bouncer on the phone lines. I'm telling you, it's tough to get through. What would you like to say?

At this point, I don't even know now. I can't even believe that I got through. I just, I listen to you guys every morning. I love you guys so much. Oh, thank you very much. Anything particular you want to say that you like or don't like? We love constructive criticism or positive enforcement? I think to keep doing what you guys are doing, I don't like to compare to other radio shows in the morning, but to compare, nonetheless, you guys are really positive and just really down to earth. So it feels like I'm kind of riding the work with my friends rather than, you know, some people that I don't know across the United States. So it's refreshing to have a good start to the day just listening to you guys.

Well, I appreciate. That's a big compliment. So thank you very much. You are welcome. Thank you for taking my call. I'm so excited. Yeah, of course. And have a good day of work, and hopefully you call us again soon, all right?

Thank you. All right. See you later. I appreciate you. There we have it. Pumpkin spice is returning next week. The pumpkin spice latte at Starbucks. There's also the pumpkin drinks at Dunkin' Donuts.

So the question is, is it too early? The dumb debate of the day Is it too early to bring the pumpkin back? Dumb debate of the day, Amy. Nope, not too early. We're heading in the fall, people. Can't wait. Bring it on.

Lunchbox, dumb debate of the day, pumpkin. Pumpkin. Makes me puke. Get rid of it. Too early. Do you mind it in October? I just don't like pumpkin, so I will never drink it,

so I don't care if it never comes back. So yeah, it's too early. Always is too early for you. Just get rid of it. I'm the opposite of lunchbox. Why don't we just keep around all the time? Oh, no, I like having it seasonal. I like it being part of fall.

Okay, then you can only drink it in that season. No, no, no, no. It's like the filet-o fish. No. Or the McRib. Then it takes away. I want the McRib all the time. Okay.

That's not seasonal, though. McRib doesn't make me think of a certain season. Pumpkin makes me think of it. It creates the pandemonium, the excitement. Because if it's around, a year-round, people are like, ah, I can get it any time I want. It's not as exciting. But if it's a constant stream of revenue, it could be bigger than, that three months.

It doesn't matter. I want the McRib all the time. That's my point. It's not about the McRib, it's about the pumpkin spice. But they're the same to me. Now, they're different.

Let's just make them available. McRib doesn't make me think of fireplaces and leaves falling and cuddling up with a blanket. Some of those things you never do. Who does that? What? So it's two to one.

Dumb debate of the day. We would like it. We're good with it. It's a woman's 93rd birthday and she got arrested for a 93rd birthday. What do you think about that? Wow. Is that part of her bucket list?

It's not Gretchen Wilson either. Okay. No, I was wondering. No, she loves the cops. And so they arrested her. She always wanted to be in the next week. Oh, that's like her thing. Wow.

Yeah, now I get it. It's part of her bucket list. I mean, that's pretty cool. What a twist. Now, did they show up to her door like, hey, we're coming in and bust down the, or did they just like knock on the door and walk? I think it was a nice thing.

She's 93. That heart's probably a little sensitive. You know, I don't think you go kick in the door of a 93-year-old. You don't want to scare her. Like, does she get the whole mug shot and everything? Spend some time in county? I mean, obviously, this is playful, so the cops aren't really arresting her,

but why in the world, I mean, do you all have any weird things like that on your bucket list? I don't have a bucket list. I just live my life, and I don't feel like I'm going to die soon. Yeah. Bucket list means I'm going to kick the bucket. So I have things that I want to do.

Yeah, the daughter, like, totally arranged it for the mom. She knew that she wanted to get in the back of a cop car, so the daughter arranged with the police officers to come stick her in the back. And I go, and I Google it. It doesn't even look like to put the hands behind the back. They cut them in front. Come on.

Okay, she's the old lady. Yes, like she's fragile. I understand, but if you want your cop experience, get on the ground. Yeah, but she got to push the siren button. She got to sit in the back. Don't talk back to me. Count the alphabet backward. Z.

Mimo! Mime, how are you going in? No, no, stop it. I mean... Fit bits are only right half the time, I read. That is so unfortunate because I rely on mine. and I really count on it to be telling me the truth

Hmm If you can't trust a Fitbit Who can you trust? That is exactly true Like if I'm not really getting these steps Especially because I entered a step bet challenge And I got disqualified But if it's not even accurate

Excuse me? Yeah I got disqualified like on day two Because I didn't meet my required steps What challenge? Who is doing this? You can do it online where you put money in And then if you get all your steps Then you split the pot with everybody

that successfully got it You're gambling on a Fitbit? What is happening over here? Well, I mean, I lost. Okay. It's time for the good news. With Bobby. Tell me something good.

A school adds a free laundromat to stop bullying over dirty clothes. Aw. I know. I love that. The principal of Westside High School in Newark, New Jersey, realized a lot of students were missing school or being bullied for not having clean clothes to wear. He did something about it. When school starts, September 4th, there will be a brand new laundromat for students to use totally free of charge.

That is amazing. Yeah, so shout out to Principal Cook. Two years ago he applied for a grant from a foundation, and he got $20,000, and he turned an old football locker room into a school laundromat. For me, growing up, it was my goal was to not wear the same clothes two days in a row, because I had, I didn't have a lot of clothes. I didn't have a lot of money. And so my goal was, if I could just wear different clothes, Monday than Tuesday, I was good. But some days I had to wear the same clothes twice in a row, and that was really bad. That was bad.

Yeah. Because kids pick on you for that. And I had two pair of shorts in the summertime. And you had to always wash one. Or if you didn't get them dirty, you just put them to the side. But I love that story. That's kind of a personal one for me too. So yeah, Principal Cook, that's awesome, dude.

That was Tell Me Something Good. Let me go over and talk to Kelly and Georgia. Hey, Kelly. Hey. How are you doing this morning? I'm great. Well, you have a question. Well, what is that question?

My question is, what a question? he met the absolute most perfect girl for you, but she believed that she was abducted by aliens. Would you still date her? Okay, well, good question. Hey, pump the brakes and how good a question. It's a great question. Oh, it's a great question.

Oh, it's a great question. Okay, so I'm wrong. It's a great question. There's a South Florida political candidate who looks fantastic on paper, except she believes she was abducted by aliens, and she was in the spaceship, and she met the aliens. And so the question was, would you still vote for her? And you said?

I said, yeah. All I care about is her background. Like, how does she treat people? What has she done to help people? And so why does she think she got abducted by aliens? So now your question is, what if I met a girl? And I was like, yeah. And I was like, this is the one.

And then she says to me, oh, I got something to share. When I was 11, I was abducted by aliens. Yeah. boys I don't know if I can do that and she describes it really well yeah yeah yeah she has like the whole encounter it's very like totally believable but also kind of crazy yeah I don't think I could really yeah this is more about me specifically I'm just being honest come on what do you want for me?

Yeah I mean putting someone in office and dating them is different too much two different things yeah to put someone in office I need to see what they've done for other people macro not micro large scale not small wall scale. If I'm dating someone, it's about me and her. Yeah. You're going to be at a dinner party once and she's going to be like Oh, she brings that out. Yeah. And there's you like I know.

I know. Kelly, that's a great question. And I have to be, I guess maybe that's a bit hypocritical to say I would vote for someone, but I wouldn't date someone that was abducted by aliens. I voted for before that would never date. Let's be honest. Right? I don't know. Everyone I ever voted for? I would date.

You would have been? Yeah. You know? Okay. Kelly, thank you for the call. Really appreciate you. I hope you have a great day. Thank you. That's a good question.

Yeah. I appreciate you. So Amy has two kids and they want a dog. And Amy said, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know. So then she decides to foster a dog just to see how it works in the house. Now, what fostering is is you just keep it until someone who adopts it wants to come and get the dog. But really your plan was to foster it and if it worked to adopt it. Yes, we were fostering to adopt it.

Well, dogs are half a day and the dog gets super sick. A kidney failure. Yeah, we don't know. Something's going on with their kidneys and livers. But it was, I mean, we woke up on Sunday morning to her. I mean, my husband got her to the vet. I really feel like just in time. So the dog was in the hospital.

I don't know the update as of today. Is the dog still in the hospital? Still in the hospital. Still at the vet. Still receiving IVs and treatment, antibiotics and all the things. and unfortunately not doing better, sort of still the same, which you would think after a few days of this in treatment, that she would be progressing in the right direction.

So it's just confusion, trying to figure out what is wrong. And they did an ultrasound yesterday, didn't know she had surgery on Friday to have her to get spayed. And they started to wonder if the doctor left something inside her body or something and her body was then having reaction or... What did you tell the kids? They did ultrasound and she's fine. kids still think they still don't know.

And that was the conversation with them was, hey, as long as she's comfortable here, y'all are good, you can keep the dog. And then all of a sudden the dog's just gone. So I'm just trying to, you know, make sure they know they did nothing wrong. And that we'll figure out if the puppy's going to be for us soon. We just don't know yet. Well, there's the update there. Yeah, so just praying that she gets better.

I also saw that the pasta pass is coming back from Olive Garden, the unlimited pasta pass. Now, the reason I even know about this is because Lunchbox buys it every year. So awesome. And so you have to basically get in this lottery pool and you pay $100 and you get unlimited pasta for eight weeks. That's right. You can go breakfast, lunch, and dinner. They're not really open for breakfast, but they open at 11 a.m.

So you can technically get it for breakfast. Eat a late breakfast. Yeah. So Lunchbox pays $100. Gets this card and for eight weeks just eats pasta. And you definitely... 56 days. Woo!

You definitely make your money's worth, right? Absolutely. All of Gardens never. ending pasta pass is back, but this time, they're not just offering a pass that gets you unlimited food for eight weeks. They're also offering unlimited food for an entire year for $300. What? For $300. Whoa, they're up in their game? The cards go on sale tomorrow at 2 p.m. Eastern, and they always sell out immediately.

Are you going in for this lunchbox? I may have to go for the whole year now. I didn't know about the year one, but yeah, I'll be online, ready to go. Fast fingers. Can you imagine if you ate pasta every day? Oh, man. You wait. Yeah, big boy. No, not necessarily.

If you eat the healthy pasta. What? Okay. I was just thinking about the good stuff. I don't know if there's healthy pasta. I have no idea. I just wanted to say that. I go to Olive Garden.

I love that soup and salad. I love it. This is not a commercial. I don't even think Olive Garden. Do they even advertise on the show? No. I don't think so. Well, let me do one for free.

Let me throw them a solid. The soup and salad. And I don't eat a lot of bread. I don't. But I want to eat a warm breadsticks. Oh, my gosh. Come on. I will not.

even eat breakfast and go at 11. I've been holding breakfast. Feed me. Hello, you're on the air. Who is this? This is Amanda in Nashville. Hello. First time caller, eh? Yes, I am. Well, thank you for calling. What would you like to say? I just wanted to say, I

love your show. My husband and I both grew up here, but we were away for six years with him in the Air Force. And we moved back here two years ago. And we're on two complete opposite schedules. He's a police officer and worked 12-hour shifts at night. and I'm a nurse and I work during the day.

So with him, when he gets home in the morning, I'm leaving for work. And when I get home in the evening, he's left for work already. So it's like we don't get to see each other as much a lot. So one thing we do love is we both listen to your show on his way home in the morning and then on my way to work in the morning. And that's one thing we do talk about is like the segments y'all do. and then we laugh about the Uber driver and the conversations about, you know,

the things going on with lunchbox and then, you know, about your book and your story and then Amy and her kids. And it's just so much to talk about. Like, we just laugh about it. And it's nice driving to work, sitting in traffic or, you know, just listening to y'all. And it's like before I knew about the radio station,

I would just listen to people talking. And it was like, oh, they're talking. I need music. I'd skip, but one day, I don't know. I just heard something that it caught me, and since then I've just been caught. Like, it's not like regular talking on a radio station. It's like it keeps you hooked laughing. Well, I think it's a super nice compliment.

Dang. That's pretty good. Makes me feel good inside. Well, listen, that's our goal. Hopefully we can be your friend as you drive to work. We feel like you're our friend. Like, you're our people. So I tell you what I would like to do.

I have a book on my coffee table. It's my book that Amy wants me to get rid of. Can I take that book off my coffee table and sign it and send it to you? Oh my gosh. Yes. Then we kill two birds of one stone. And we won't call me a D bag anymore for having a book on my coffee table. What back up?

I'm not calling you a D bag. You did this morning again for a second time. I said, do she? Okay. Well, okay, but come on. It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Amanda, and I want to give you a book and I sign it and I appreciate you listening.

So can you hang on hold for one second? Of course. Okay. Thank you very much. Don't go anywhere. And I'll sign you a book and send it to you. That makes me feel good. I was on Twitter yesterday, and I see that Post Malone was an airplane, and the wheels exploded on the way up.

Crazy. And they couldn't land the airplane because you can't land whenever you don't have any tires to land. Plane carrying Post Malone and 15 others had to make an emergency landing after blowing tires during takeoff at Teterboro Airport. I was watching it play-by-play. There was tweet by tweet. They tried to land at one airport. They couldn't land back. They'd go a different airport.

They had to burn off like 3,000 gallons of fuel. They were going to London. Oh, they were? Yeah. That's why they had so much fuel. So they had to just fly around and burn fuel because if you land, this is your husband's a pilot. So I'll save this. You tell me if I'm wrong.

If you land and it's not an appropriate landing with that much fuel, something extra bad can happen. Because there's. Well, yeah, you calculate for a certain amount of weight during. All that's like an explosion. Yeah, igniting. Oh, the igniting? I don't know. What else you know about this?

Oh, I don't know. I just texted my husband just now. How do you blow a tire on takeoff? So I'm waiting to hear back from him. But, I mean, it could be anything. Like, I think if you have some sort of obstruction on the runway that causes it or, call, that's just a real bummer to be flying around that long and burning that fuel and just looping for hours, not knowing if you're able to, like, have a successful landing.

Two tires. They blew two tires. Yeah. So this is post-monthsional. Malone, air traffic audio. Sir, we just thought the tire blue, so we might need to come back, sir. Yeah, we're not going to declare an emergency, sir, but we like to just head back. Okay, sir, and if it's okay, could we hold for it just to burn some fuel, get our weight down?

And a half hours of fuel, and we have 16 souls on board. Okay, so that's the early part of it. Oh, I hate when they say souls, but I mean... Is that what they say? Yeah, they, yeah. My husband will speak that way. Yeah, I don't know that they all do, but I hear it a lot, and I'm like, golly, it just makes it sound so, like, legit.

I wish in the background, like, you hear the pilot here, but you hear this in the background. Like, it's just turn up. And they're still hitting a hard. That's like that Jerry McGuire movie. Here is Post Malone, FaceTiming with TMZ after he landed. I hate flying in general. I'm shook. One hell of a team on that aircraft, and we're here, and we're here on Earth, and I need a beer,

and I need some wine. There you go. Do your husband text you back? No, he hasn't yet. What were you saying just now? Oh, well, the rest of the clip, he says he wants to mix the beer and the wine to get together.

Is that a thing? I don't know. I guess Post-Molon just really wanted that beer in the wine and because he's alive, you want to just mix them together. Did you see the plane in Peru a couple days ago that they had to land with no front wheels? 59 people on board?

Because they wouldn't, they wouldn't, They wouldn't come out. And so he just had to land it on the belly. They had to skit it down. Yeah. Sparks flying everything. You know, here's the deal. I don't, oh, wow.

Lunchbox is showing me the video. It's like a fireworks show underneath the plane. Nobody was hurt. I probably just don't want to know. Oh, they just don't tell you what's happening? Because what's the benefit of me knowing, except I'm going to freak the blank out? I can't do anything. Oh, so you think they come on that plane, like the 59 people are on board,

be like, oh, guys, just to let you know, we have no wheels. going to land it anyway or do they just land it? I think they probably have to say, hey, brace for impact or hey, this is going to be... Oh, they totally have to say brace for impact. I don't want to know. Okay, but question, if you're Post Malone and you think you're going to London and the pilots have an issue like this, and they're in the cockpit, like, you don't have to know what's going on. Like, do you just want to, do you just, does the pilot just letting think they're continuing to find to London, even though they're circling Connecticut? But maybe Post Malone's passed out.

He didn't notice that. Well, post my bones? Yeah. Listen, don't tell me. Like, once we get on the ground, you be like, hey, you're eventually not over water. It doesn't matter, doesn't matter. Be like, hey, post-Babones, let's have a talk.

What's up? We're not in London. What? Yeah, we almost died. We landed the plane successfully. Oh, we cool. Yeah, yeah, yeah, good, good. I need to mix some sparkling water with some Kool-A.

That's pretty cool. Why? Nothing. Or just laughing at Post-Bobones. Oh, thank you. Post-Bavone. There's a hurricane kind of moving up toward. Is it Hawaii?

Yeah, Hurricane Lane is now a category five, and it's off the island of Hawaii, and it looks like it's going to make landfall between Thursday and Saturday. And I don't know what day it is in Hawaii right now. It could be Thursday right now. I think it's later today. I think it's just type in Hawaii time, maybe if you don't mind. I think it's late, like a few hours later today. Okay.

Or maybe early. I think it's earlier. Maybe it's earlier. It's earlier. I don't really know where Hawaii is. Me either, but I think if you go California, then you go down. So right now it's 3.41 a.m. in Hawaii. Oh, they're behind us.

Okay. Well, it's that close as a category five? Yes, and they said the maximum wins right now are 160 miles an hour, and it will get light. You know, the winds will calm down a little bit, but it's going to hit the mainland of Hawaii probably this weekend. So I went to Hawaii for the first time ever over Christmas last year, year and I went by myself and I was finishing my book and I didn't do a whole lot because

what am I going to do? Go get on the beach. I don't even like the beach. And so I go and I think to myself, wow, if a hurricane hit this place, there's nowhere to go. Yeah. It's crazy to be on an island. You're stuck there. They said there's going to be 10 to 15 inches of rain in certain areas and people are already gone to the store and stocked up on goods. Yeah, I like land. You know, Arkansas. No hurricane hitting me there. Landlocked. You know what I mean? Yeah, we had tornadoes So, I grew up in Arkansas and then later Texas, but you grew up in Texas. What was the natural disaster that you would have in Austin? Was there anything?

I mean, growing up in Austin, we would always have drills for tornadoes. But did you ever have any? I never experienced one. Nope. Hey, Morgan number two from Kansas, listen, I've been to Wichita so many times I've been in tornadoes in Wichita. I bet you guys had them all the time, huh? Yeah, oh yeah, I've had three tornadoes that I remember.

One happened during my senior prom. shelter the whole time. During your senior prom? Yeah. Was it fun or was it scary? It was where like our after prom was taking place. So all of like the blow up fun toys were in there. So we were just still all in our dress clothes though kind of hanging out in a gym.

Hey, Ramundo. Yo. He's our audio producer. He grew up in Michigan. And then Northern Peninsula? Yeah. Upper. Uh, sorry?

Upper Peninsula. My bad. You're good? The UP? Yeah. You guys have any sort of natural disasters up there? No, nothing hits up there. Blizzards?

That. Okay, well, that's one. Right? No hurricanes, no tornadoes. But a blizzard. No earthquakes, no cyclones, something like that. Big blizzard. Yeah.

Lunchbox? We had a tornado over my elementary school when I was in second grade, and we had to be under the desk for like an hour because it was, but it did not touch them down, but they said it was directly above the school. Oh, wow. No one hurt. Well, he was in North Austin. I was in South Austin.

Miss Butler's class, and I was under that desk for like an hour. Different part. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Probably a different part. Yeah. All right, so I got a couple things. First of all, let's talk about Amy's dad who's been in the hospital.

He goes in to have throat cancer surgery, and they say it'd be about three days. And he'd been in the hospital for how long total? Oh, he was in the hospital for like almost 60 days. Yeah, so two months, and they had to give him a tracheotomy, and that's a hole in the throat where they put the tube in. But he now is out of the hospital. Yes, he's at home. Look at that. Yeah.

That's really fantastic. And it's been such a long, and that deserves one. It's awesome. Yeah. So we're really, really thankful and hopefully he'll be able to start radiation soon. And then we'll get over that hump and he'll be totally cancer-free and doing good. Yeah, Amy and I were talking last night. And she's going to spend some time back in Austin working from the studios there.

And the rule on this show is go live your life. Like you got to take care of things. Go take care of it. Always, always, always, always, always. And this show isn't good if people aren't, like, comfortable with what they're doing personally. If you're new to the show, like, I'm the only one that's on radio. These are all my friends, and they're good at doing not radio. Does that make sense?

Yeah, I think so. Yeah, we're going to do life. Yeah, you got to do it in life. And that's the biggest compliment ever. I hope you guys take that. You guys are amazing at what you do. So, but yeah, the rule is always, you got to go, then go. Yeah.

Well, he just can't. He's home now, but he cannot be like home alone. So we're all rotating kind of our time to be there. and I haven't been back there in almost like we were, I was like a month or so. You know Big Boy in L.A.? Big, yeah, I do, actually. The DJ? Mm-hmm. I know him a bit.

Seena Studios. Mm-hmm. So he did, he's a hip-hop show, legendary guy. Sat at a table with him before, but I was too scared to talk to him. Were you? Yeah, you were both. He sat at his table and his wife and kid were there at the I heard awards, yeah. So I read this story about Big Boy.

He works at Real 92.2.3 in Los Angeles. He was rear-ended by a very drunk driver. He got out of him. his car to confront the other driver and a guy pulls out a bottle of vodka and starts chugging it while he's still behind the wheel. Oh no. Big boy was uninjured, but he was like, I couldn't believe my eyes. He just crashed into me and he's still in the car drinking. A bystander told the other driver to put the booze down. He refused. Police eventually arrived to the scene and pulled the man out of the BMW. And the guy's pants fell down. Oh. And then so did he.

TMZ reports the man was transport local hospital. So that happens. Drunk drivers pissed me off, man. And texting, text our drivers, that's getting there. Because it's just, it's not even about you. It's about the other person. Like, you want to go get drunk, crash into a tree, that's on you.

But if you want to get drunk and crash into somebody else and take somebody else's life, that's not about you. That's you hurting somebody else. But it just reminds me that story when Lunchbox was sitting at a traffic light. Yeah, I was with my dad on my way to my cousin's baseball game

and we were sitting there and we'd stop for about three to four seconds and there was a car in front of us and all of a sudden just boom from behind we got drilled and I get out and my dad's head hit the windshield cracked the windshield and the guy gets out and he's kind of stumbling around he's like I don't know why you're styled to the middle of the highway and he wasn't a highway it was you know a street with a travel flight and they had to get a tow truck to the front of my car in the back of his to get him out of my trunk because he was that far into my car never hit the brakes going probably about 4550 and

And he was crazy man. Total must centra. Yep. And then, but. Then he had no insurance, so then you had to pay for it all. So crazy. His second DWI. And you weren't hurt.

Weren't hurt at all. No injuries, nothing. Do you think that some, and again, this is just me speculating here. When are you getting into an accident, you don't know an accident's coming, you don't tense up? I believe in that. Because they say that. Like you're looser, so your body doesn't hold and. Yeah.

Right. Like a noodle. Yeah. Because it always, it doesn't always happen, but it seems like when you read the news, a drunk driver hit someone, the drunk driver's okay, and the other person's injured, because the drunk driver just, I guess, is loose. I don't know. Well, I'm glad that all those people are okay in that big boy story. I'm glad that, I mean, the lunchbox story was crazy. It happened right.

Just like... Right. And what's crazy is Bobby called me right after it happened. He goes, oh, I got to tell you a story. He starts telling me. And I was like, yeah, yeah. He goes, what are you doing? I was, I just got hit by a drunk driver. And he goes, why didn't you start the phone call with that? Yeah, like, that's big news. I'm calling you. I'm making a train fantasy football. Here's the deal. I'll give you, Adrian Peterson, go through the whole thing.

I was like, what are you up to? Nah, drunk driver just hit me. What? Yeah. Stop the trade and just tell me what's happening. That's crazy. Here's Amy's pile of stories. So Pop-Tarts cereal,

which only existed for one year in the mid-90s, 1994 to 1995, is coming back. Yeah, Kellogg's is ready to bring it back. And it's basically tiny, puffy pop-tarts with little frosting on top and some jelly inside.

Gluten free? Doubtful. The new G-free version. Vegan? Yeah. So the flavors that are going to be offered, frosted strawberry and frosted brown sugar cinnamon. It does sound good.

You just can't have a lot of those or it's not going to be good for you. Remember, anything that tastes good is not good for you. That's so true. Unless Amy makes it. That's not true. I can make broccoli good, I think. What else you got, Amy? Speaking of food, so next time you check out Animal Cracker Packer.

The circus animals are no longer going to be in a cage. Nabisco has redesigned the packaging of his animal cookies to where the animals are out in the wild roaming free. Obviously, Pito was behind the change. Yeah, I'm down. They didn't have to change. I'm glad they did. Yeah.

And no longer looks like a circus. It looks like a safari. People are irritated because they change. I mean, whatever. Things change. I know. Who's eating animal cookies anyway? I saw some of the debate, too.

Well, kids, actually... It's okay, but that's the thing. They don't care. Just put the animals in the box. You don't got to put them in a cage. I don't like zoos anyway. Matter of fact, I think PETA's nuts. I'll just say this.

I think PETA's... I like what they stand for. Their principal makes some sense to me. I think overall I'm not a PETA guy. I don't like zoos. I don't... I'm in that weird spot where I get PETA, but they're just a little too nutty for me.

I'm in that weird spot too of like not really liking zoos and animals being caged up, but also loving zoos because my kids love it and they get to go and see all these exotic animals. They would never get to see. And I'm a hypocrite too Because I'm like Oh but then I'll sure eat that cow

Oh right I mean I'm the biggest hypocrite But I don't know who cares You're just kidding Animal Crackers I don't care As long as the box wasn't in the cage Yeah that's important Yeah good who cares what else

So Tinder just rolled out a college only version of its app called Tinder You It's filtered for college students only So you'll have to log into Tinder and add your official college.edu account. So that way, you're not going to have people that don't have a college address on there. Thank goodness. I'm just kidding. And, you know, when you're on campus, you'll be able to swipe whatever. But let me tell you, if I'm a dad and I got a girl in college, she's not getting

on Tinder You. You think that you're going to stop your daughter when she's 19 years old? I would be like, hey, honey, let's talk. Like, do you have Tinder? Do you have Tinder you? And she would say no. Right. Hey, there was a big stunt that was pulled yesterday in New York where this girl, she had met a bunch of dudes on Tinder but each dude thought that they were the only dude and so they all show up to the same place and there's like you know dozens of guys

that thought they were meeting this one girl and so then she shows up on stage and she says you'll now all be competing for the date and so some of the guys are like no and then some of the guys are like okay I'm in they did the push-up contest and sprints it's like a that's funny we don't know what the promotion is fully yet

but they tricked all these guys in the coming but that totally would have been me I've been catfished. What would you do? Would you say? No, I would you be like, I gotta go home. I'd be like, oh, got catfished again. Tis my life.

Like, I'm such a sucker. I've been catfished on Facebook, on MySpace. I mean, there's not a thing I haven't been catfished on, I think. So I'd have been one of those guys. Her name is Natasha. I mean, what if she was beautiful? I bet you do the push-ups. I don't know how they can do so many push-ups anymore.

Really? Yeah. I don't think so. I've been doing much of them. I'm sure you're fine. You're staying in shape. A bit. Not super much, though.

I'm just trying to say thin. Okay. Yeah. Okay, is that a day? Yeah, Mamie, that's my pal. That was Amy's pile of stories. Well, well, well. Tomorrow Keith Urban's coming in, which would be fine?

Oh, yeah. I like seeing Keith. You're not able to go to Keith's concert either, are you? No, that's hair night. It's taking hair down on my daughter's hair night to get her hair done. on Saturday. It's ours. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it helps the girl that does her hair on Saturday if I have all the braids taken out and hair washed before she gets their Saturday. It's a huge time saver. But I'm not that skilled at

taking out braids. Last time I used scissors, oh, it wasn't a good idea because I cut her real hair, which is bad. Did you ever tell her you cut her real hair? No. Oh, okay, just wondering. Because I think I was there. I'd come to your house that day. Yeah. I mean, it was just one little section. I don't think she would ever notice. And she's just so thrilled to have like braids done that I don't think she'd really be mad at me, but no, I didn't tell her. What are you doing today? I think I'm going to airport with my husband. He's going to, like, do a quick flight, so I'm going to check out his skills.

Amy's husband's a pilot, by the way. Yeah. So, okay, cool. What are you doing? Tonight's the ACM honors? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Are you going?

So I've been asked to present. So what happens is if you get an award, you ask someone to present to you. Okay. And I don't even know if I can say I'm presenting to. I think it might be secret. Oh. But I was asked, and it's kind of an honor to be able to present, because I'm a big fan of this person.

So I can tell you tomorrow. Okay, yeah. But I'm doing that tonight. I got a pink suit that I'll be wearing tonight. Ooh. I think it's pink. I'm so colorblind, but I think it's kind of pink salmon-ish. Oh, salmon.

I love that color. Yeah, so I'll be wearing that suit tonight. I got a spray tan last night because this thing's recorded. It's a little too spray-tanny right now. So I got to take like two showers today to get back to even. Yeah. I know. You'll get there.

I'm just being honest with you guys. I could act like there's nothing going on, but it can't. No, thank you for that. You're welcome. Yeah. Lunchbox today, what you got, bud? Co-ed soccer tonight. Oh, you're still playing.

Oh, yeah, man. Even with the baby. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby goes to sleep or wife watches the baby. I go play soccer. It feels like your life hasn't changed that much. I just changed a little bit. I can't really go to any events.

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