The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Grunts To Attempt Getting Kicked Out Of Gym + Best Country Duets Of All Time
Episode Date: February 8, 2019Lunchbox goes to a local gym and grunts loudly in an attempt to get kicked out. Also, the crew shares their favorite duets of all time. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastne...twork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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The Bobby Bones post-show pre-show.
You see that story about we didn't get to it on the normal show today,
but if you don't like looking people in the eyes,
you can look at their ears, it's the same thing.
Oh, okay.
So they won't know you're not looking at them?
Yeah, it's like if making eye contact people make you nervous,
stare at their nose or mouth.
I guess it's not the ear.
Don't want to stare at the ear.
It was three other ones.
It was nose, mouth, or forehead.
So let me look at, tell me where I'm looking, ready?
I'm going to talk to you.
Where am I looking right now?
In my eyes?
No, your mouth.
Okay, that works.
Yeah.
No, not the ear.
Okay.
Because I was like...
Let me look at something else.
Ready?
Okay.
What am I looking at?
My eyes?
Your ear.
Really?
Okay.
Then it works on me.
Yeah.
What about this one?
What am I looking at now?
My eyes.
Your forehead.
Okay.
Yeah, researchers found and had four-minute conversations with 50 people and they couldn't tell the difference.
They use all this eye-track movement.
So, yeah, if you don't like look at people in the eyes, it makes you nervous, you can look at their nose, their mouth, or their forehead.
You know what I do involuntary?
Like, really, it's a bad thing.
I look down there.
Like, I don't mean to?
What do you mean down there?
Like, when I talk to, guys and girls.
Guys and girls.
Like their chest?
like their chest area.
And I catch myself all the time.
And I'm not looking at that.
When he said down there, I didn't know where you...
My eyes just do it.
I thought he meant like on me like down below my belt.
No, no, no, no.
I don't go that far down.
It's weird.
And I got to stop myself and be like,
why are you doing that?
Don't do that.
Are you still on your step bet challenge, Amy?
Yeah.
Owning it.
Killing it.
You didn't leave that many times
during the show today to go stepping.
I know.
I'm just going to pay for it later.
I didn't get my steps yesterday.
But you get one free day.
So yesterday was my free day.
So I have no choice.
I have like a week left
so I got to walk it out
the rest of today.
How much money are you going to make?
I'm going to make $3.17.
If everybody stays in,
which not a lot of people are going to drop out the last week
because they've made it this far,
but they send an email giving us the breakdown
and they're like,
congratulations, this is what you could make.
Stay in it.
But the way I look at it is,
okay, yes, I'm only making $3.17
but I'm not losing the $40 I paid to get in.
So I'm going to get back $43.
$3.17. And you got a little health out of it. And I kept moving a lot. And I never
stressed myself out about stuff at all. But she's doing it for the money. And that's $3.
No, I don't think it's actually for the money. It's the money motivates you to keep going because
you pay the $40 to get in and you don't want to lose your money. Like last time when I went in
and I lost the $40, that hurt because it's like the $40 went nowhere. It was dumb. Like I should
be able to move my body. And so yeah, it's been good. I like it. I'll do it again. I'll do it
Immediately? Do they start another one?
No, you get a two-week break and then another one starts up.
There's all kinds and then you just sign up.
Huh.
I don't know.
It's been good for me, so I think I'm into it.
I have to move while I watch Netflix though and stuff.
What have you been watching?
I watched that whatever y'all said to watch the abducted in plain sight.
You watched that?
I did.
Yeah, Amy and Electroxbot both said it was nutty.
It's dark.
Oh, really?
It's disturbingly dark.
It's very disturbing.
You'll watch it and you'll hate life.
Yeah.
I don't want to watch that.
No, it's like Dear Zachary kind of stuff.
You feel terrible after it.
Why was everybody tweeting me saying to watch it?
I don't know.
I thought that I kind of was, I don't know what I thought it was going to be,
but honestly I was multitasking and walking around and doing other things while I was watching it.
But it was getting so bizarre that I was like, maybe I need to focus on this because clearly I'm missing something.
But what's it about?
They just steal people?
No.
No.
It's just one story.
One person was abducted from.
Her family
hung out with this guy
He became a friend of them
But what he did to manipulate them
To get to the daughter
Is totally nuts.
But then I'm like, what is wrong with these parents?
Like, that's what I thought I was missing
When I was, like, how in the world
Could they let this happen?
How old was the daughter?
She was 13.
When it happened.
So he was friends,
He moved to town with his family.
He was married, had four or five kids.
They became family friends.
and then he starts kind of working his way into kind of with that family being friends
and then kind of he saw that girl and he was like I love her and like when she was little
but but he had a master plan to get to it's not like he just went and was like okay I'm going
to take her and disappear he started manipulating the family manipulated the mom the dad
tried to tear their marriage apart by doing crazy things but then the things these moms
and dad consented to with him like I'm like what then he convinced them
consider things with them? They did stuff with them?
Well, yes!
Well, I don't want to give anything away.
We don't want to give anything away.
Just the more you watch it, the more bizarre you...
And the more you're like, what?
Should I watch it then?
I mean, it sounds like, it's so dark.
You should just know that it's like so much darker than I thought it was going to be
that I was like...
I don't like that stuff.
It's too dark.
Let's just put it this way.
You're so mad at the guy that does the kidnapping, but then you want to strangle the parents
also.
Right.
Like you get more mad.
So is it good?
It was, the story was just like, what?
What?
Answer his question though.
Is it good?
I don't know if it's good.
Like, good, yes.
Like, it was a good story and it was well done.
One episode?
One episode.
That's it.
It's an hour and a half.
Oh, it's only an hour and a half time of series.
No.
I watched the whole thing and that's what I'm saying.
Like I, lunchbox is, it just, I don't want to give anything away.
Sounds like you guys liked it.
We, I did, Eddie, but I'm telling you, I can, listen, I'm.
I can watch like narcos and all kinds of crazy things.
Is it too recent?
That makes you uncomfortable?
It wasn't that recent.
No, but it's just terrible.
The woman is, she's alive.
She's alive and grown.
And she, no, she shares.
She's written a book.
It kind of like, maybe I should read the book.
But now I feel like I know the whole story.
And I'm like, the death.
I don't even know.
I'm like trying to picture if this man was in my home,
certain things that they allowed him to do
underneath their roof
like, okay, I'm going to say
one thing, it's not going to give it away.
It's just not, I don't know.
I don't think you should say this.
It's just not. Don't say. I already know
what you're going to say. I already know what you're going to say. Okay,
fine, fine, fine, watch it. Eddie won't even let me
talk about who I know is on that
singing show. Yeah. The mass singer?
Yeah, because you just come out
saying like you know people that are the mass singer
and I'm like, well, I'm still watching it.
And if you told me, I wouldn't want
to watch it anymore.
So don't tell me.
Have I said...
But you really no, no, no?
Like, you know, no?
Have I said on this show?
Did they offer me that job on that show?
No.
I haven't said on this show.
But you just did.
Well, I mean, I said on the radio show.
I did on the post show pre-show show.
I didn't give exclusive content of the post-show pre-show.
You've not said it.
It was either to go do the mass singer, which was an unproven nutty show.
Because they brought it from South Korea.
And I got to see the South Korean version.
What was that like?
Nutty.
Nutty.
Yeah.
or go do dance with stars
an American Idol.
So I had to pick one.
Obviously I picked Dance With Stars American Idol.
Yeah, I think you made good choices.
Well, that show's huge though.
The Masked singer's huge.
Yeah, but American Idol's consistently huge.
But I'm not one of the main judges.
There's three judges.
I'm the mentor.
Yeah.
I'm like, but anyway, I knew about the show
and have friends that were producing the show
and they didn't know if it was going to make it or not.
So I know all the people that are on it.
Wow.
That's pretty cool.
That's cool that you know all that stuff.
Because the big part of watching all this stuff
is to guess who the math.
I mean, that's the whole game.
Guess who it is.
oh, everyone has theories.
I think it's this or whatever.
And so the fact that you know, that's some valuable information.
Not really.
Yeah, I even think some of the websites that raise on, like, they have, you can make bets on that.
Oh, really?
Yeah, I'm pretty sure.
Yeah, but raise on these weird sites where you don't get your money or they send it to you.
And Bitcoin or something.
I don't even mind that if they tell you ahead of time.
Yeah.
Like, I'm off for blockchain.
What's blockchain?
That's going to be that you should research it.
It's going to be the future of money, right?
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Not like the old green.
Universal.
You don't have to go through banks.
They're not going to take a piece of it.
You know, it's all going to be.
Okay.
So, anyway.
Cool.
After all that,
lunchbox and Amy are just like in another world.
I'm thinking back on it and I'm like...
It's very disturbing.
Now that I'm a day away from it, like yesterday after I watched it,
I was just like, this is so much darker than I thought it was to me.
Should I watch it?
I wasn't prepared for the darkness.
Now, we've prepared you.
so maybe you'll handle it better.
And then you'll just be like,
what the?
Do you like shows that you think about
for the next week after you watch it?
Like, is that what you look for in a show?
I guess it depends what I'm looking for specifically.
There are some shows where I just go,
I just want to get away, escape, entertain,
and not.
You don't want to escape with this.
No, after you watch this,
you're going to need to watch
what are you like the office.
You're going to need to watch five episodes of the office
to laugh and make yourself feel better.
I cried again last night watching the office.
Happy, happy cry, right?
And it was when Michael Scott left, the episode when he left, left,
oof.
That's not happy.
It's tough.
It's my friend on that show.
Mm-hmm.
And you cry every time you watch that part?
There's like four episodes I cry.
I get tears every time.
Yeah.
I know.
You're in it.
You're just in it.
But I've seen all of those are, like, 20 times.
But those are your people.
They are my people.
Michael.
Yeah.
Dwight.
Amy, where are you?
Season three?
Oh, yeah?
It's a getting good.
It's a good now.
I don't know.
It's now good for you.
It takes a minute.
Yeah, I'm in.
Do you like it?
It's good.
But also, I know I'm missing a lot because, again, I'm multitasking.
But I do like it and I feel like if I like it as much as y'all do, I'll watch it over and over again like I do friends.
So I'll go back to the beginning and I'll probably catch things that I miss this first go round.
But, yeah, I mean, Jim and Pam are together now.
So that's good.
She's in New York.
Oh, you wait for that for a long time.
Two half seasons.
Yeah, because I stopped in the middle of two,
and I was just like, man, I really wanted to get together already.
Like, because the love's just there.
You know it's there the whole time.
Yeah, she's doing art school in New York.
Yeah, so maybe I'm on season four.
I don't know.
I need to check.
I'll check my Netflix thing and I'll update you because it just rolls.
You know, and Netflix even asks me, like, are you,
we want to continue watching?
Are you sure?
Yes, stupid.
Stop asking me.
Stupid.
I love that episode.
One I just think about all the time.
Season one, I think, is when he goes to the improv.
class, Michael Scott goes the improv class.
He pulls a gun on everybody.
And he's got a gun on everyone and that's his improv story.
Every scene he pulls the gun.
The professor or the teacher has to be like, Michael, give me the gun.
It's not a real gun, it's his fingers.
It's not a real gun.
It's his fingers. It's, give me the gun.
And he just gives him the gun like slowly.
And then he's got two guns or three guns.
One in his ankle.
Morgan number two, do you watch the office or no?
I watched it when I was back in college.
So it's been a minute since I've watched all of them.
But I saw it all.
That's good.
It's not the same.
Just seeing it at all.
You got to get in.
I'm going to give up the culture.
Oh, like, keep watching it over and over again.
I do that with friends, though.
I used to do it with friends.
Do office as my new friends.
Okay, well, that may be my shift changed soon.
I think that's it.
You know, I was watching yesterday,
I was watching one of those commercials
from the general insurance,
and I was thinking, I'm going to be on those soon.
Yeah?
Was Shaq on this one, or was it just the general?
It was a Shaq one.
Dude, those are great commercials.
I don't think we talked about on the show,
but I retweeted it.
I am going to be the ambassador,
what they call it, a brand ambassador.
for the general insurance,
which means I'm going to do their TV commercials
with Shaq.
So cool.
So I think I'll be with that little guy, though.
Yeah, a little general.
Yeah, the cartoon general.
Yep.
Which is pretty cool.
And Shaq tweeted me and was like,
hey, welcome to the team.
Have you met Shat?
Nope.
You're going to have to meet him now.
Gosh, did you get to meet so many cool people?
Like, we get to meet cool people on the show.
But you got to meet Emmett Smith.
That was the coolest thing ever.
Shack.
After I won Dance With Stars,
Emmett Smith came up.
First of all, talked to him in the hallway.
And he was like,
man you have to do your last dance he was like don't don't even just get out there and just do what your body does
like don't even think about it he's like because you're not going to do it anyway this is it you'll never dance
again because he won yeah he said he's just go out there and just go hard even if you mess it don't even
think about messing it just go hard the whole time it's like throw your body everything just put it out there
and then after I finished I want he came up to me and was and was like dude champion the champion
he's like that was awesome and we took a picture together holding the mirror ball trophy that was a cool
amazing that's cool that's cool that's cool that's sure that's
got to be a lot of cool people.
Yeah.
Boys to men.
Yeah.
Joey Fetone.
Yeah, that's a cool thing.
Yeah, I mean, we have a cool job.
We get to meet cool people.
Yeah.
Man, you meet Shaq.
That's going to be amazing.
Here's the thing.
Everything's, everybody's the same.
Well, yeah, but everyone knows Shaq.
Yeah, Shaq's huge.
He's huge, and I think everyone wants to know, like, well, how big is he?
We all think he's huge.
When I met many of me, I was like, he's small.
He's so much smaller than I thought.
He died, right?
Yes, he did.
I remember.
He came down to, like, my shin.
He was very small
He walked in the room
Wow that's really small
Shinn
Wow
Like the middle of my shin
I don't even think I've ever seen
A person that's ever seen a person
As many have you
Have you?
No I've never
Like a baby maybe
No yeah
I mean he's tight
He was so tight
Did you shake his hand?
Yeah I think so
I don't remember
Now like you guys talking about Shack
I would like to see Shack
I would have been a crazy picture
Because he was to our shin
He may have been to Shack's ankle
Oh yeah
And Shack is the
is a huge human being.
You met him?
Yeah.
When I worked for the spurs, I'd see him all the time.
Really?
Yeah.
Standing right back behind, you know, when they walked to the locker room,
we're right there in the tunnel.
And I mean, you want to talk about just a giant of a human.
And his dad would sit right there in the stands.
His dad was a huge dude.
Yeah.
Not as big as Shaq, but.
Because he's from San Antonio.
I wonder how big he was when he was born.
I don't know if it works that way.
I don't think he was born like a 20-pound baby.
I bet he was still big, though.
Bigger than normal?
I would, you could probably Google that.
Okay, I'll do that.
Oh, boy.
We'll see if 20 minutes when Amy has the end.
He was 7 pounds 13 ounces.
Oh, that's not big at all.
Yeah, right.
See, exactly.
My son was 8.
My 5-year-old.
My assumption would be that most of the time, bigger people are bigger babies.
Yeah, not Shaq.
Right.
He had a growth spurt, obviously.
Probably in high school.
My cousin Leroy went to high school with him.
Cole, I think it's Cole in San Antonio.
And he's just like, man, you just look in the hall and he's there,
Shaq.
When the classes would get out, you would see everyone and then Shaq's head.
You'd probably see Shaq's shoulders over everyone.
How old is it's the tall is?
7'1.
7.1.
He's only 7.1.
And he's that big?
Yeah.
I mean, he's huge.
Like, I was reading a story about Sean Bradley, who played for 76ers, played for, you know, he's a super tall, goofy white guy played in the NBA.
How tall was Sean Bradley?
7.4?
Yeah.
No, you want to know who's your...
Yom Ming.
Well, hold on.
I have a story about Sean Bradley.
He's talking about...
And so, Google Sean Bradley.
how tall he is.
Seven six.
Wow.
Wow.
Sean Bradley was seven six.
Seven six.
And how they went and he did one of those tests where they do your genealogy and your chromosomes.
And there was not a mutation at all.
He had every characteristic of a tall human all at once.
Meaning to be that big like the minute bowls, the George Marischon's, all those dudes.
Yeah.
There was like a mutation of some sort to be that big.
And he didn't have it.
Or to be that small.
or to be, he had no mutations.
He just happened to have this perfect balance
of everything that was a tall human.
He had really long legs.
Like, he was 75% legs and the rest is torso.
How tall was Yao Ming?
If he was 7.6, yeah, he may have been 7.6,
but he just looked so much bigger
because he was built.
Yeah.
Did you meet him too?
Yeah.
That's why Yal Ming broke everything because it was also big.
Yeah, Yalming was also 76.
Wow.
Dang.
Well, that's cool.
There you have it.
And Shaq's parents were only 6-2 and 6-1.
See, how does that work?
Could have had a mutation.
Well, I mean, there's other people in the...
You get genes from all over the place.
Yeah, you could get them to pay less.
Pennies.
Montgomery Ward.
Yeah.
I mean, Genetics.
Yeah, I meant genetics.
I got to get genes.
Oh, genetics.
We thought you meant to shut it.
Okay.
We good?
Any of anything you want to say?
I've been thinking about my life.
liver genes.
Seriously, you need to think about how you treat your body.
You can pass genetically that on to your grandchildren.
Well, I mean, not me.
I didn't give birth to anybody.
But if I were to, some of my issues that I think like, oh, my mom or my dad didn't have
that could be coming from my liver that could be coming from issues my great, great,
great grandpa had.
Just that's what I'm thinking about.
Like, if even what, because they don't know this stuff, right?
If even this is what I think, again, this is one of those things where I think about
stuff.
One of those things are you're driving.
Let's talk about it.
Because we don't know why we're born like we're born, right?
Correct.
Every single thing from hair to eyes, like we can match genes and do all.
But again, what if it's, we find out that if you just have a little spice before you have sex, that your sperm makes you taller.
It could be something like as little as that.
Or if you run, or if you're over a certain age, if we really don't know that.
What if it's the tiniest of things that we don't know that's actually making all the decisions?
Yeah.
Like what if you have.
If asparagus is the thing that makes girls.
And if you have an asparagus in last 30 days, you automatically, we don't know all the tiny things.
Well, I didn't even think that I would have an influence on that.
I just thought, like, my ancestors are who influenced.
I don't know.
No, your diet.
I didn't know I could add to that.
This is what they say.
A man or a female, too, your diet could directly affect the metabolism of your baby later in life.
And it could be how you ate in the nine months or the month that she was conceived or he.
It could be how good, how much of in shape you were.
when you were conceiving the baby.
And that's why like some siblings, maybe they look alike,
but maybe they have very different things going on with their bodies.
Well, what was going on at the time they were conceived in their parents' bodies?
And like they really don't know.
Like there's a lot of theories, and it all changes.
Like this month it's this, but next month they'll say something else.
My only thing about what I think about is there are a billion things that we don't know about why we are us.
Like all the factors.
And what if it's as simple as taking three breaths before?
You know?
Yeah.
Like Michael Phelps' dad went swimming right before he conceived him in the room.
He's got this like amazing swimmer.
My point is it could be anything.
It could be anything.
Yeah.
What if for, yeah.
So anyway.
Wow.
Hey, what's the average weight for someone six foot tall?
Because I'm like, I would say six foot more than six one.
You're getting too skinny again?
It's going to be way above your weight.
You think so?
Hold on.
Before you pull it up, I was, I'm going to say six foot.
one, six foot, not six one. If I have on tennis shoes, I'm six one, but that's not fair,
right? Six foot. Six foot. That's not fair. average weight. Because as dudes, we're always
trying to make yourself taller. I just want to. Bobby's like, when I have on my platforms,
I'm six one. But I mean, tennis shoes, we, we, yeah, it gives you about an inch. Yeah.
Okay. I would say your average would be one, one 70 for a six footer. I'm one fifty-seven right now.
I'd say one 65. Okay. I'm six foot one fifty seven. Okay. Okay. My, my,
Mike D, what is the average weight for someone six foot?
So it's between 140 and 177.
Whoa.
Well, that's 37 pounds.
But you're right in it.
I'm on the top half.
Well, Bobby, you actually could lose weight.
Oh, wow.
I didn't know that was a thing.
But is there like a better window than that?
There's got to be a better thing than that.
Like goal weight.
He's like somewhere between like 90 and 300.
A healthy BMI?
Yeah.
Yeah, like there's something closer than that 37 pounds.
No, I feel like they do do those ranges.
Just to not make you feel so bad.
Right.
You're all right.
You still got a chance.
Well, the doctor, they gauge if you're on the low or the high end of it.
You need to be right in the middle.
Do I like fat in this shirt?
No, you look, I saw you get out of your car.
You look skinny.
Why are you wearing a nice shirt?
It's like a slim cut shirt.
Why would you think you look fat?
Because I saw the video, you'll see later.
I mean, the mass singers bit we do.
It look bad?
I guess fat in it.
No.
Man, I'm sorry.
No, I got, I put that skinny filter on next.
A little gut right now.
What do you got?
I do, Amy, shush.
They just give you ranges.
Yeah.
So, go back to that range.
Let me have my body image issues, okay?
Okay.
Thank you.
Just trying to live my life over here.
You don't need them.
Let's see.
One, wait, six foot.
This one says between 140 and 183.
So that's a huge span.
What?
That's 43 pounds.
That puts me and Bobby in the same category.
Get out of here.
It's like, my son attached to you.
Yeah
Yeah, I'm looking
I don't see
Like you could be
Six foot four
In the range is like
112
To get a hundred and twelve
You're six foot four
And your 112
You're by Duke Guinea
Yeah
It's all bones
Hey look at
There's our
Rod Phillips
Our boss walking in
Okay we're good
Mike's pulling up
More thing
What's
Is there an average weight
For men
These are the things
That you're concerned
About right now
Average weight
What about for girls?
No, we're done.
You said roll the next segment.
Yeah, and you're good.
You're great, actually.
I'm five, six.
Whatever you are,
is probably a little underweight.
No.
I saw you get out of your car.
You're skinny, okay?
Don't say what I said.
Trying to copy me.
What do you go?
Was that girl or guy?
Oh, was he giving you girl weights earlier for you?
It could have been the girl part.
All right, we're done.
Everybody good?
Yeah, good, man.
Over and out.
All right.
Roger that.
I thought Amy, I thought she was going to say, well, whatever she said.
No, I was really thinking about my liver.
Well, I got this book called The Liver Rescue.
Is that the guy who's theory?
Is this a theory about the liver?
What's his theory?
He doesn't even really know.
He just wrote this book about his theory.
Is that that that book?
Is that that book about the liver?
I mean, he's talking, it's this thick, massive book, all kinds of things about the liver.
I don't know that it's his theory, but.
Just write a book about a theory?
It's kind of what you can do.
That's what's for it.
No, no.
But if it's like doctor stuff, I want facts too.
Oh.
Oh.
Like my last book's theory.
Okay, this guy, he's on Instagram, he's a medical medium.
And so I was like, oh, let me check out his podcast because he's all into celery juice,
which you've probably seen a ton of people drinking celery juice.
So I've been doing it.
I've not seen a ton of people drinking celery juice.
Listen, I download his podcast and he has this friend with him, but it's like in him that it's called spirit.
And he talks to the spirit.
Well, he calls it the spirit.
And I was like, was it the Holy Spirit?
But no, I don't know.
He's got a gift.
He says, this whole thing.
Is it that book?
The celery eater?
Whatever it is?
The spirit?
He said the spirit joined.
name of his four and the spirit will tell him what kind of liver rescue yeah this i did you
talking about the same guy okay so spirit sometimes tells him things and spirit when he talks about
spirit he doesn't even know like he wrote a whole book about being like knowing about the liver but
because of spirit whispered secrets his friend inside of body let's say he's out in the wild and there's
mushrooms like you shouldn't eat wild mushrooms because you don't know what's going to be safe or not but
he can because he has spirit and spirit spirit tells him which mushroom you actually read this crap
no it's a podcast i didn't know this i didn't know this i don't know this i don't know this i don't know this i
I didn't know the spirit side of his story until way after I bought the book and I'm
drinking celery juice.
When I listened to the podcast, I was like, God, he has a friend named Spirit.
And so I'm like Googling it.
And it's like, no, this like thing that's in him that he says, tells him things.
And so now I'm like, should I really were drinking celery juice?
Exactly.
That's what I was thinking.
Like the guy has a theory made some of, from what I know.
I mean, whatever.
We don't know.
We're done.
Everybody good.
We're out.
Great.
A great day.
Check out the sore losers podcast and see these guys talking about sports.
To clarify, yeah, it's not the Holy Spirit.
The Bobbycast, which is my music podcast, and then Amy has four things with Amy Brown.
Morgan, number two, when you get into the podcast game?
I'm ready whenever.
You tell me.
You don't know, no, no.
You have to have an actual, like a theme, an idea, a niche that you can focus on every week.
I mean, I feel like my niche is people my age and, like, my life.
I just am going through, like, all the things 20-year-olds are going through,
and I think that's really relatable.
Yeah, well, work on that.
It would look down it because there's a lot of 20 year olds on it.
What about if it's like, what did 25 year olds care about?
The whole podcast.
And then if she ages, it just changes.
That's what the segment did, yeah.
Do that on the show, Amy.
But you could elaborate more because sometimes you only have, yeah, it's a spinoff.
Yeah, it's a spinoff.
That could be something.
What do 25 year olds care about with Morgan number two?
And then sometimes you could have 37-year-olds on.
Oh.
Yeah, you can bring all your girlfriends and I would come on.
Yeah.
You can have 38-year-old men.
All right.
We're going to go. Thank you very much.
Show starts out.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Hey, welcome to the show. Thursday.
Everybody's good.
More studio?
Morning!
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Do you make purchases for cash?
Not really.
Me either, really.
Sometimes I keep cash for tipping.
Smart.
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Yeah.
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I know.
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By the way, let me update you guys on something.
Because I was getting some crap yesterday from our listeners, because you guys made it happen.
Where you're like, well, Amy does.
We're talking about Valentine's Day last year.
And she was like, remember when you gave the gift to communication?
That wasn't fair.
That wasn't fair.
Because I didn't just say that.
I actually wrote like a four-page letter.
We elaborated?
No, not really.
And then it would be akin to someone writing a song.
You'd think that was sweet, wouldn't you?
So sweet.
I did dinner and flowers and dressed up and surprise.
and then I wrote like a four-page letter
and I just wrote on the outside communication.
My letter was actually part of the Valentine's gift.
But you were giving me such a hard time yesterday about it.
The listeners were like, that's dumb.
You just said you'd communicate.
Eddie was in on it too.
I laughed a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
All I'm saying is I fell attacked yesterday.
I thought about it all night last night.
Oh, sorry, dude.
Let's go.
Listeners were hitting me up, making fun of me.
You're too sensitive, man.
Yeah.
Gross and.
You know, this year.
What?
What?
What?
Excuse me?
It said grow some thick skin.
Big skin. That wasn't what you were going to say.
Yes, it is.
This is hostile working by rent.
I have no idea what else I was saying.
This is what I come into every day.
You know who didn't give me crap yesterday?
It was lunchbox.
Yeah, I mean, I feel like it was a present.
See, this was the problem.
Thank you.
He had an idea and he gave her something.
You've got to be happy.
It's the thought that counts.
That's what you always say.
If I read to grab my guitar, Amy, it said, I wrote your Valentine's song.
It's the same thing.
And I played it.
And I was like, you are my special Valentine's.
No, you were my special Valentine's.
No, you were.
giving her the letter, but you were also literally saying, I'm working on my communication.
Yes.
Anyway, I felt attacked.
Okay.
Well, I'm sorry.
You're not, though.
That's the funny thing.
I say, look at it.
She's laughing again.
That's the kind of room we work in.
Okay.
Are we good?
Everybody good today?
Yeah, we're great.
Hey, don't forget tomorrow Brooks and Dunn will be in.
Which is...
It's amazing.
Yeah, which is pretty cool.
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Our producer Raymundo's in the glass room with the news.
Raymundo, what do you got?
Yeah, crazy weather in the center of the country.
Tons of rain, severe weather around St. Louis,
snow around the Great Lakes today.
In San Francisco, there was a gas line explosion
caused by work crews, sparked a huge fireball,
several buildings caught on fire.
Luckily, there weren't any injuries.
And finally in government news, some work
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Officials said those paychecks are coming this week.
The Bobby Bone Show.
There's Taylor in California.
Taylor, good morning.
Good morning.
Hey, welcome to the show.
Thank you very much for being on the phone.
Thank you.
So did you watch that three identical strangers we were talking about?
Yeah, I watched it after the Super Bowl.
What did you think about that?
It was crazy.
Right, because we said it was good.
We said it was great.
And I hate doing that sometimes because then it doesn't live up to the hype.
but did it live up to the hype?
Yes, it did.
And I was worried too
because whenever people say that things are really good
when I watched them like, it was all right.
But there's no way you can ever prepare someone
for what happens.
Yeah, this documentary is called Three Identical Strangers.
It's on CNN.
It's on Amazon.
Where did you watch it?
I watched it on CNN.
Okay.
Eddie?
I watched it, I did.
Oh, okay.
So it's about this guy who goes to college
and they're like, hey, welcome back.
It's like I never been here before.
Turns out his twin brother was there the last year.
Yeah.
And he finds that he has a twin brother, never knew it.
And then all of a sudden, there's a new story about it.
And the paper's like, look at these twins.
And some dude's like, I look like them.
There's driplets!
And that's not even the craziest part of the story.
Yeah, you said that.
And I was like, how could even get crazier, but it gets crazier.
It's called Three Identical Strangers.
Did you, have you seen the Ted Bundy tapes yet?
Yeah.
What did you think about that?
Those are good, too.
I didn't even know, like, half of the things.
that had happened. I just knew he was like a serial killer. Yeah. And did you think it was like a
horror film or like a data documentary? More like data because like I'm similar where like if I
watch something too intense before bed, I'll just stay up. Yeah, me too. But that I'd feel like it
wasn't like scary. It was more like telling you what happened, more like history. Yeah, me too.
Did you feel guilty after watching those Ted Bundy tapes that you were entertained by it though?
A little. Yeah, me too. It was.
kind of bad that you're entertained by something so horrible, but it's just really interesting.
It is.
Well, we appreciate you listening.
Where do you live in California?
I live in Gilroy.
Oh, I used to summer there.
It's a small little.
I don't think so.
Oh, you know.
Okay.
No one summer's here.
Well, hey, thank you for listening.
Thank you for calling.
Hope you have a good morning.
Thank you.
All right.
All right.
See you later.
Right.
Eddie.
Tell me three to go to Georgia.
It's unbelievable.
Like, really so, so good.
And, and like, it's just something that you never even knew could happen.
And the way it ends, you're just like, who.
Who has not seen it?
Raymond, are you saying it?
I haven't seen it.
You're the only one, Morgan number two, then?
You guys, it's a good one.
I refuse.
Three identical strangers?
I just don't like any type of thrill or scary stuff.
I'm not good at there.
It's not scary.
It's not scary.
Okay, this one's okay.
Like three little babies.
Yes, the Ted Bundy tapes maybe you stay away from.
But even then.
Yeah, stay away from that one.
Because it makes you feel sick, like a little gross.
Do you watch the true crime?
No, I don't.
I like feel good stuff.
Like, I'm all about laughing or smiling or just not.
The more princesses better?
Yes.
I'm very like, I'll watch, literally, we'll watch Disney at night,
so I go to bed with good dreams.
Oh.
Oh, yeah?
Yeah.
Like, what?
That gives you good dreams?
Disney?
Like Disney Channel, it's just like happy-go-lucky stuff.
At least I'm not worried about somebody, like, killing somebody else.
Okay, well, I would recommend them both.
If you can take true crime, the Ted Bundy tapes is good,
and also three identical strangers.
Do you have a Costco membership?
No, I don't, but I feel like I should get one.
Ramundo, our audio producer, got his first Costco membership, and this is how you can tell
we're all getting older.
Like, he thinks it's the coolest thing.
It is the coolest thing ever, by the way.
It's one of the best stores I've ever been to.
You can buy stuff in bulk, so I was getting protein bars, protein shakes, and they also
have a bunch of samples.
So I was going aisle to aisle.
I ended up getting like some spaghetti and meatballs, pizza, vitamins.
My chick got some water if you drink it.
It's almost like equates to like three cups of water, but it's only one cup.
It's like magically three.
I was getting...
Dang.
I know a bunch of frozen foods
that I was able to try.
They were just cooking them
in a microwave there for me.
It was awesome.
Like, I love Costco.
They have furniture in there.
I can get a grill.
I can get a couch.
I can get a TV.
We're laughing.
Dude, you can also get wedding rings.
I'm dead serious.
There was a little aisle over there
and I was like, I could almost come to Costco
and get anything.
This is not a commercial, by the way.
No, yeah.
But I think I've been a member of Sam's Club.
Yes.
Not Costco.
But they're basically the same, right?
Basically the same.
Both bulk and...
They are huge.
They got big boxes.
You got to get like some super-sized cart to carry everything.
They're packed on the weekends, careful, and you can't enter them without a membership card.
They will shut you down real quick.
Me and my check tried to get away with that and had to sign up immediately.
So when you go in, can anyone get back in the day?
You couldn't just get in for no reason.
No, you got to pay to get a membership.
No, but even then you couldn't get a membership unless you had like a reason.
Now you can just pay to get a membership.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I'm not a member anymore.
I don't even know really what they checked.
But yeah, you have to sign up.
It's a little bit of a process.
but once you're in, you are in and the deals are endless.
It is unbelievable, you guys.
So we live in the country, I mean, not country, but suburbs we're about to be.
And so like this new life, buy and bulk, shopping at big grocery stores is awesome.
Raymond, how old are you?
33.
And you guys are moving from downtown, you and your girlfriend?
Yep, they kicked us out.
So they said eviction's coming down.
You've got to find new places to live.
Have you found you in your place?
We did.
Yeah, we leased.
They checked our credit.
Everything was clear and we're good to go.
How far to town are you moving?
It's a little bit of a drive.
I mean, there's some freeways involved.
But it's really, with no traffic, 10 minutes.
Okay, that's pretty easy.
Things get backed up, a little bit of bottleneck going on.
It's probably going to be an hour.
Oh, my gosh.
10 minutes or an hour?
That's traffic nowadays, but I'm just saying like I can't.
So is it like a house or a?
It's an apartment complex, but it's brand new.
Now, anybody's lived in it before.
We had to do hard hats, vests, everything, scouted it all out and picked our place.
Did you see, speaking of traffic in Colorado where that one rock slide happened,
where it's like a 10 minute driving because the rocks fell on the road?
the diversion was four hours.
Like you couldn't get through, so to drive around, it's going to take four hours.
It's like a 290 mile.
Oh, wow, what do you do?
You should turn around.
Yeah, or if you have to get there, it was going to take four hours.
Because all the rocks fell.
I just go home.
Eddie, your wedding rings from Costco?
No, I'm just telling you, they do.
If Ray ever wants to get engaged, they have wedding rings.
Oh, Ray, you're still, you built your girlfriend for how long?
We've been together five years.
Valentine's Day's coming up.
Maybe a little too soon on that one.
But do you have the Costco membership?
Anything's possible.
Anything's possible.
The latest from Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Carrie Underwood responded to a tweet from four little girls who are working to raise money
for those impacted by the California wildfires.
They asked Carrie if she was able to donate and she replied with, of course, I'm happy to help.
Hashtag love wins.
Luke Calm is up for a Grammy and the one person he hopes to meet at the awards this Sunday is Elton John.
He says he's always been a big fan of him and it was.
would be awesome to meet him.
He's a living legend.
Class of 2019 artist Abby Anderson covered Post Malone's Better Now while playing the piano.
Here's a clip.
You probably think that you are better now.
You only say that because I'm not a mess.
We'll give you anything.
We'll give you everything.
You know, I say that I'm better now.
I'm Morgan number two.
That's your skinny.
It's time for the good news.
With lunchbox.
Tell me something good.
Back in 2013, Joseph was a soldier in the military.
He was overseas in Afghanistan, and he worked hand in hand with a dog named Tess.
It was a bomb-sniffing dog.
Well, you know, Joseph comes back, it's like, man, I really missed that dog.
Well, Tess retired from duty, and now Joseph adopted the dog.
Oh, that's cool.
Yeah, that is good.
Hey, thanks.
Hey, Melanie, oh, Madeline and Austin.
How are you, Madeline?
Hi, good.
How are y'all?
Hey, thanks for hopping in.
What's going on?
Yeah, I just wanted to call and say hi.
I have been listening to you all since I was in the sixth grade, and I'm 24 now.
So it's kind of like a bucket list thing to call and say thank you all for all that you do.
That's not so bad.
12 years?
How long we've been doing this show?
I mean, long time.
You and lunchbox first were like 15 maybe?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Me, in a morning, in general, 2002.
Jesus, 17 years.
That long time.
Yeah.
Long time, yeah.
I'm lucky to have been doing it.
Madeline, thank you.
So wait, where did you start listening to us?
In Austin.
Yeah.
Well, thanks.
I appreciate that.
What are you doing today?
Going to work.
What kind of job do you have?
I work at the Capitol in Austin.
Oh, yeah.
So are you the governor or what?
I'm not the governor.
No, no.
What do you do at the Capitol?
Do you want to say?
I work for a state representative.
Oh, yeah?
Which one?
Her name's Vicki Goodwin.
Oh, come on.
That's cool, huh?
Do you get to see, like, how the sausage is made behind the scenes?
I do.
Yeah.
What do we not know about a state representative?
What do they do that we don't know?
Oh, gosh.
I mean, I think they're pretty transparent, you know.
They just meet with a lot of people, you know, try to figure out what that's for us.
Yeah.
Any questions for her, Amy?
No.
Okay.
Well, listen, we appreciate you calling.
Thanks for listening for so long.
Glad we haven't bored you quite yet.
It may happen one day.
That's a long time to stick with us.
Yeah.
All right, have a wonderful day.
Thank you.
I hope it goes to shape our country, you know what I'm saying?
I like that.
That's what it's all about.
That's a good call.
Let's tell me something good.
Lunchbox, nice job over there.
Thank you.
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Oh, wow.
A little bit if you have a really strong fast car.
Don't you assume they do a little pup putting in it?
Just a little bit.
Like, if you're taking a crazy fast car, a strong car,
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Yeah.
Even the valet guy, like wouldn't you take a long way to the parking lot?
They shouldn't.
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You shouldn't.
But what do you just assume that?
Yeah, and if you didn't pick up a friend, you could obviously just say,
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Thank you very much.
Welcome.
They do call me that.
Yeah.
On this day in country music history.
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On this day in country music.
In 1995, which really doesn't seem that long ago, I guess.
But it's 24 years ago.
Shania Twain released The Woman and Me, had all these hits on it.
Here we go.
Any man of mine, her first number one.
Whose bed have your boots been under?
Who's bed have your boots bed under?
You win my love.
I know.
That's a good one.
Jam.
The woman in me.
The woman in me
Morgan number two loves this.
She's up there singing along.
Need you to be.
Do you know that one?
Yeah.
It went on to become her biggest selling recording
4 million copies when it first came out.
It has now sold over 20 million copies worldwide.
Wow.
Isn't that crazy?
Yeah, this day, 1995, 24 years ago,
Shanaya Twain puts out the woman in me.
That was.
On this day in country music.
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Would you rule someone out
because of their finances
if it was a relationship
and they were really in debt?
Gosh, I wouldn't rule them out,
but we'd have to come up with a plan.
75% of American adults have admitted
they would reconsider a romantic relationship
if that person had crazy amounts of debt.
If you got a bit of debt yourself,
they say it's a turn-on.
anything over $12,000, they say it's a hard pass.
Most people.
Hard pass.
Yeah, like, ooh, I'm so in love with how much?
What's that?
Baby, I've never been more in love with anyone.
30,000?
Ooh.
You get that emoji with the teeth?
Yeah, I mean, because then it's like the question of, you know,
what will it spiral into?
Do they have a plan?
Can they get out of it?
And what kind of debt?
If it's student loan debt, I think I'm a little more okay with that than I am if you're out.
Cheching, credit card.
Yeah, credit card debt.
Like Eddie's in, how much debt?
20.
Oh, you were wrong.
I said 40.
My wife got home.
My wife's like, uh-uh, we've made a dent.
We're down to 20.
Oh, my gosh.
20 this year is a lot of money, but we can do it.
That's the goal.
I told me about before I got married, though.
Yeah, you went to her dad.
I told her dad was like, you got to get rid of her debt because that was, she's your daughter.
E-E-H-E-H-E-E.
And he did it.
He paid off her debt, and we're like, all right, we're starting our marriage debt-free.
Do you know how much debt she was in?
She was probably, like, less than $10,000.
So she likes debt, is what it feels like.
She likes to shop a little bit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So people are considering debt a deal breaker when it comes to relationships.
I was like, hey, give me a call.
Kelsey and North Carolina, you're on first.
Tell me something.
I was daming a guy for about six months,
and he had told me that he had a little bit of student loan debt that he was paying down,
and I was fine with that.
And then it came out of the woodwork that he actually had $50,000 in student loan debt,
and he was not making any payments on it, and he had completely allotted to me about it,
and it was a deal breaker.
So you jumped out of the relationship because of that.
It was a combination of the crazy amount of student loan debt, especially because he only had an
if they didn't make any sense to me
and the fact that he lied.
Yeah, the lying is a big part.
That's a bigger part.
I'm not going to hold against on what kind of degree he has.
But I mean, if you have that much,
you should be a doctor nine times.
A little hyperbole there, but that's a lot.
That's a lot.
And do you still talk to him by any chance?
No, it's been a few years,
and he just kind of dropped off the face of the planet.
He's now a successful heart surgeon.
Oh, no.
Hey, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
Let's go to Ashley in Ohio.
Ashley.
Yes.
Tell me about you.
All right.
So I met my husband now.
He was my boyfriend at the time.
And because my mother was running background checks on him, we found out that he had quite a bit of debt.
Wait, hold on.
You're a mom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
You don't just gloss over that.
Your mom does a background check on your boyfriend?
She did.
I don't hate it.
By the way, I don't hate it.
I don't hate it.
I just am wondering.
Go ahead.
She was a little nervous because she didn't really know him.
So, yeah, he came clean.
It was only $10,000.
It wasn't that bad.
We ended up, we took care of it.
We've been married since 2015 and have a beautiful daughter.
Who's we when you say we took care of it?
He and I.
Okay, not your mom.
You and your mom.
Because I was like, man, what a relationship to get into.
Hop in.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Your girl and her mom take care of your debt?
So you can background check and find out people's debt?
Or like, did your mom, is she a police woman or something?
No, she's not.
She had history working with a private investigator.
Oh, that's okay.
You can find someone's debt, though?
Oh, yeah.
Huh.
I want to search all you guys.
I already told you.
You know me.
Hey, thank you for the call.
Ashley, I appreciate that.
You're welcome.
I see you later.
Thanks for listen to the show.
Nuddy, huh?
That's crazy.
But she was like, cool with it.
And they paid it off.
And then now they're good.
How much you have lunchbox?
I got some.
I mean, I got a credit card here.
Got a, you know, house there, you know.
I don't consider house debt.
Oh, it's not debt?
No.
Okay, then I'm good.
I mean, I got credit card.
I mean, it's...
Like what?
Well, right now, I looked at it yesterday.
It's like...
You did look yesterday.
Yeah, because I try to get in there and make a payment or whatever, make sure I need to make a payment.
It's like $14,000.
Oh, on a credit card?
What?
On a one credit card?
Well, no, no, no.
What's your Mac?
No, no.
Not one credit card.
You just said I got a credit card.
That's a lot.
That's a lot.
I think they said 800 bucks or some.
Yeah, go ahead.
I mean, I have a couple credit cards and you pay 100 bucks a month.
No, no, no, no, no.
No, no, no.
Lunchbox, no, y'all, how long have you been?
Y'all, that 14,000 is probably all interest over the past, however many years he's been doing this.
He got out of a student loan debt, though.
That's right.
By not paying it, I paid the minimum every month.
And I still had like $3,500 left on my student loans.
And they sent me a letter.
said, you know what, it's too much trouble, we're going to quit charging you, it's paid off.
Like, we paid off the last $3,500.
No, you probably paid that.
No, I didn't write any, I didn't write a check.
No, when you were paying them in, right?
Okay, well, listen.
So why would they do that then?
Interest.
It's so smart that I played the system and they said, you know what, that $3,500, we don't even want it.
They probably paid you for years and years because you paid the minimum with interest.
Yeah.
So you probably paid it twice over.
So that $3,500 probably was all interest.
So they got their money back and they're like, oh, my gosh.
Oh, this poor guy doesn't get it.
They're sitting in an office with a picture up.
They're like, guys, this guy here, this lunchbox guy has no idea.
Let's cut him some slack.
Yeah, I think we need to explain it to you so you pay off these credit cards.
Guys, I have been fine my whole life.
Amen.
Like, I never took a account of whatever, a balancer checkbook class, whatever you call it.
You'll show them.
It's a hard class.
Mm-hmm.
Wow.
If Dave Ramsey's listening, he's not happy.
How many credit cards you have?
Three.
Three credit cards,
$14,000 in debt?
Yeah.
You'll get them.
Yeah.
Hang in there.
Pay the minimum.
You'll get them.
I was listening to this clip.
I do a podcast called the Bobbycast
where we're talking about music.
And Eddie and I were talking yesterday
about the greatest duets of the last 25 years.
And the only club that I have here right now is Eddie and I singing bad goodbye.
We did get into that.
They pulled, you remember a bad goodbye?
Goodbye.
Easy a sad than done.
It's Clint Black.
Why not a joke.
This is a club of a ball.
us. I don't remember doing this, but this is us singing on the podcast.
We sound good, man. Dude. I can't see you remember it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was so powerful.
All right, so we talked about our favorite duets of the past 25 years. So you can go and
search Bobbycast, wherever you listen to your podcast. That was a fun one.
Yeah, now that I've heard the actual clip, I totally know the song. Clint Black or Why Not?
Yeah. Come on. It was Eddie's favorite ever, but it was 26 years ago.
I missed it by one year. We featured it anyway. That's your favorite duet ever?
That's the one that came to my mind quickly.
It was like, oh.
I wouldn't have even thought about that.
Think about yours.
We'll come back to this.
Okay.
Mine was in country music was...
Rod Paisley.
Yeah, Allison Krauss.
I knew it.
How'd you know that?
Whiskey Lullaby.
Yeah.
You've been very public about that.
Yeah.
I'll say that public.
I love that song.
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Here's Amy's pile of stories.
So Delta is having to apologize if they offended anybody with their new napkins, but...
They're napkins?
I don't know that they're that bad.
So they had drink napkins that featured stuff like this.
Because you're on a plane full of interesting people, and hey, you never know.
Like, people next to on your row.
This will help you figure it out.
Another one said, be a little old school.
Write down your number and give it to your plane crush, and then it had spaces for the person's name and number.
I mean, I think that these are cute, not creepy.
Why are people getting upset?
Because they're encouraging.
Can we stop getting upset about everything?
We're encouraging, like, you know.
Nobody's getting hurt.
We're encouraging what?
Socializing with other people?
I don't know.
It says here, Delta is removing the napkins.
If someone's going to cheat on somebody or do that anyway, they're going to do it anyway.
The napkins is not, somebody's not sitting in their chair going.
But I was just, hold on.
Somebody's not sitting in their chair going, dear God, if I'm supposed to cheat, just send me a sign.
Oh, a napkin.
Oh.
That's not happening.
I mean, I thought, if Bobby, if you're on a flight, this actually could be...
I don't have the courage to do that.
I don't have the courage to do that.
Whatever.
It gives you the napkin with the blank space for your phone number and your name.
I would totally see you filling it out and being like...
No way, because I'd be afraid someone would, like, take a picture of it and post it on Instagram.
That's why I have trouble, like, even sending people DM messages, because I think they'll screenshot it and be like, look at this idiot.
Oh, when you're trying to slide into a deal?
Yeah, I'm very cautious about doing that.
So how do you proceed with caution?
Most time I don't do it.
I've only done it a couple times in the past couple months.
Just straight out the gate.
Are you going to screenshot this?
Yeah, it's a good assumption.
I just feel like everybody wants to make fun of me all the time of my life.
And that's what I'm always afraid of.
So, yeah, what else?
Okay, so there's 230 new emojis coming this year.
Saw that.
And I've got a rundown of some of them.
All 230.
Here we go.
Number one.
No, okay, so there's going to be a yawning face.
then a lot of emojis focused on disability
so I'll have like a deaf person,
wheelchairs, walking cane, seeing eye dogs
other new animals including a flamingo,
a sloth, and a skunk.
I saw there's a waffle.
Yeah, waffle, butter, onions,
and a juice box in the new foods.
And then
this is for the girls
and I'm kind of excited about it.
The measuring fingers?
No.
Oh, never mind.
Can I say that?
How can I say that?
You know how you take two fingers
to show the size of the small?
Oh, that one's going to be on the fingers.
Your thumb.
Yeah.
They're saying that's like to talk about dude.
A tiny.
But that's not, read the last one.
I'm not a protest against that one.
Read the last one because I like it.
Yeah.
People get mad about it.
A drop of blood, which is what they're putting on there.
Which represents a woman's time of the month.
Oh.
Oh, that's no, come on.
I'm sending that out like crazy.
I'm like, Amy, what's up?
Blood.
No.
I thought it was like donate blood.
It could be anything.
It could be, but it says here.
It's like a good country song.
You can interpret it however you want.
Sure, sure.
So, Dr.
are seeing more and more millennials
with a slightly curved spine
and it's basically
from phones and
posture and things that
millennials have that are causing all these
crazy neck problems. Looking down is horrible
for your neck and shoulder area
and it's just going to worsen.
That's for everyone. I know, but
especially the millennials, they're seeing it. So we
all need to like look at our phones
straight ahead. Hold it above our head.
Like hold your phone out at eye level and
start using it because we're going to be a
Hot mess. Okay, I made me. That's my pile.
We are a hot mess.
Yeah. Not going to be. We are. We're already there.
All right, thank you.
That was Amy's pile of stories.
Last night, tornado sirens are going off all in my house the whole time because we had
tornadoes around. Anybody else had tornado sirens last night?
Oh, I heard them. Yep. Yep. Oh, we all did?
Mm-hmm.
Where do those come from? Are they on poles somewhere?
Yeah. I think they're on towers somewhere, yes.
Because I'm hearing them and I go, I never seen those before. I never seen the sirens.
There are tornado sirens I've never seen
And there are trains near my house
I've never seen
I'll wake up in the mornings
It was like 2.30 and I hear
Chew-choo!
I'm like, where is there a train train?
You know what I heard the other day?
A factory horn.
Like where is there a factory around my house?
Like I see a bunch of factory workers
We're like, oh, it's lunchtime.
Yamanav-a-a-da-do!
I had no idea of those existed still.
Yeah.
It was a huge storm in my house last night.
I guess we all kind of got hit in our own ways.
Yeah.
You guys have the news on watching it?
No.
Well, where we are, there were tornadoes.
Amy's wearing a journey shirt.
I know.
I knew you were going to ask me a journey song.
So.
I already knew when I put it on this morning, I was like,
if they even make fun of my shirt or ask me to name five journey songs,
I'm going to be like, don't stop believing.
Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, go ahead.
Don't stop believing.
I have that one right here.
And that is enough.
Oh, that.
Don't stop.
Yeah, because this is a jam.
It's worth five.
Yeah, it's worth five because everybody knows it.
T-shirt wear, though?
I'm a total Poser T-shirt wear.
I mean, but I like these vintage music shirts,
and I now have, like, I'm starting a collection,
and I honestly, when I put them on, I'm like,
can't name five, can't name five.
But you knew we were going to come at you with that.
It looked good, by the way.
The shirt looks good.
I knew it.
I knew you were going to ask me.
I wrote a whole thing about it in my book.
My response was going to be, don't stop believing.
How about?
I know this one.
What is it?
By me.
She does.
She knows it.
She knows more than we think.
I'm forever yours.
Yeah.
Go.
Faithfully.
Pretty good.
Hit me.
What else you got?
I bet I know him.
I just don't know.
Come and get it.
Anybody starts freestyling as soon as I turn it down.
Anyway, I like your shirt.
Thank you.
It is good.
I just have to give you a hard time
because you don't know anything about journey.
I know.
Who's the lead singer?
Same thing when I wear a deaf leopard.
You're like, well, please stop.
Deflepper's even worse.
But it's a cool shirt.
We're not going to say what it is, so don't say what it is.
But Amy was wearing a really insensitive shirt.
Like, last week I was like, Amy, you can't wear that.
Yeah.
You didn't do it on purpose?
I'm not going to say what it is.
I turned it inside out.
I was like, you can't, that's the best.
She didn't know that it's super offensive.
And it's the coolest sweatshirt, so I'm having it fixed.
Super offensive.
I'm having it fixed.
You mean like the fabric's nice?
It's just, it's another vintage sweatshirt, and it's just the fit is so cute and it's
cozy and I'm having it fixed, okay?
All right.
Vintage.
Well, okay.
We're fixing it.
Obviously, it's vintage because it's from the old and age.
Obviously, it's from a long time ago.
Yeah.
Yeah, so there's that.
What's up with you?
What did you do yesterday?
I worked out.
What do you do for a workout right now?
Yesterday I did Tracy Anderson at home.
A lot of my workouts are at home.
What's that mean?
People just hear you go, you did Tracy Anderson.
I don't think people know what that is for the most part.
Okay, well, she's awesome.
She trains, you know, Gwyneth Paltrow.
So it's like a video series you watch?
Oh, she was that?
Oh, it's a video.
He's a video.
He's at your house?
Amy's dropping all this stuff.
Jaylo.
You know the dinner with Brooks and Dine?
No, no, no.
But, you know, I'm just trying to get that J-Lo body.
So I did my Tracy Anderson DVDs.
Good?
Yeah, feel good.
Look good.
Thanks.
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It's time for the good news.
With Amy.
Tell me something good.
So this is cool.
Say you have a broken headlight or
tail light and you live in Oxford, Mississippi.
When you get pulled over, the police aren't going to give you a ticket.
They partnered with local body shops in the area to hand out $25 gift vouchers so you can go get your taillight or your broken whatever fixed.
I like that.
Two reasons.
One, I like it that they're not pulling people over for no reason.
I always got annoyed when they would go, cops will pull people over and give them free ice coupons for no reason for being a good driver.
Yeah.
That would always...
Because you get all nervous.
Yeah.
And then what if you try to run from the wall?
I know. There's a lot of things that can go rolling.
You're like, I think you pulled over right now, and they were just trying to give you ice cream.
They're just trying to hook it up from Bluebell, and all of a sudden it turns to do it.
High speech cards.
Yeah.
But I do like they're pulling people over what they would have normally pulled them over for, and they're helping them out.
Yeah, and that the body shops in the community have come together with the police department.
It's called a weak hair program.
Yeah, that's good.
And I love it.
That's good.
All right.
That was tell me something good.
Hey, so last night I have a shoulder issue, like an injury in my shoulder.
And so it's been killing me for like two months.
I fell on it while I was dancing, and then it just will not get better.
So I got an ice pack, and I put the ice pack on my shoulder, and I laid on it.
And I was like, I was going to go to sleep with this, because it wasn't ice.
It was one of those you put in the freezer.
And who cares if it gets warm, because it's not leaking anywhere.
So I go to sleep.
And I wake up the middle of the night last night.
I thought I had peed the bed because it had fallen down.
Oh, and it leaked?
No, it didn't leak.
It was just wet.
It was wet.
So I wake up and I'm embarrassed at myself for probably 45 seconds.
I'm like, oh my goodness, I can't believe I peed the bed.
And I was like, I'm so frustrated.
I got to get up and change the sheets.
And then I remember it, I put the ice pack in the bed with me.
That's my night last night.
In case you guys were wondering how cool I am, and you're like, man, I must have the coolest life.
You don't.
He's on the radio.
He's doing American Idol.
He's cool.
Nope.
And then you're all by yourself feeling embarrassed.
Yeah.
Who gets embarrassed by themselves?
That's my point.
If I'd have been somebody else, have been really.
Really embarrassing.
Oh, for sure.
But I was embarrassed by myself even.
I was like, you should be ashamed of yourself.
I was like, I know.
Look at you.
What you've done?
What did you do?
That was me last night.
Is that something that's happened ever to you recently?
Peed the bed, no.
But I used to pee the bed until I was like eight.
Yeah.
Probably for guys.
For psychological issues, I was told.
For boys, it can take even longer than girls.
I don't know.
But yeah, I peep in a bit for a while.
Morgan number two, you ready over there?
Yeah, I am.
Here we go.
Skinny time.
Nashville and Hollywood.
Morgan number two, 30 second skinny.
Carrie Underwood responded to a tweet from four students who are raising money for those impacted by the California wildfires.
They sang her song Love Wins and asked if she was able to donate and she replied with, of course, I'm happy to help.
Yeah, it was like four, five thousand dollar donations, right?
Something like that?
Yeah.
Good for her Carrie.
I've seen Carrie in a while, have we?
No, I mean, she's busy, though.
She had a baby.
Come on.
Come back in and see this.
All right, what else?
Morgan number two?
Class of 2019 artist Abby Anderson covered Post Malone's Better Now while playing the piano.
Here's the clip.
All right, here we go.
This is Abby Anderson.
You probably think that you are better now.
Played that well on the pianio.
What else, Morgan, number two?
Darius Rucker just landed a gig as the PGA Tour's first formal brand ambassador.
He's going to be a commentator on the PGA tour live for their social media and impersonate.
some events.
Yeah.
First ever
non-player to become
a brand ambassador
over the PG.
That's awesome.
Yeah.
Good for him.
How about that?
Morgan number two, is that it?
Yep, I'm Morgan number two.
That's the skinny.
Folks, it's your buddy and my...
Mr. Bobby Bones.
Let's go.
I'm a translet it.
Over to Amy with the morning corny.
Go.
Let's laugh.
The morning corny.
What does squirrels hand out for Valentine's Day?
Do you want to do an investigative joke?
I love it.
You like breaking it down?
Yes, yes, yes.
So the joke is what do squirrels hand out for Valentine's Day?
It's going to be nuts, right?
Yeah.
Nuts.
Candy nuts.
What?
That's not a joke.
How's that funny, though?
Yeah.
That's the joke.
Candy nuts?
Yep.
Because that's a candy.
Acorn?
Something like acorn?
Like a tree, tree, squirrel.
Nuddy buddies.
Oh, nutty buddy could be a thing.
That would be more like what's a squirrel's best friend?
A nutty buddy.
A nutty buddy.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah, yeah.
That's a new joke for you.
We wrote it there.
What is it?
Who's a squirrel's best friend is nutty buddy?
Think.
Change it to that here right now.
Good one, good one.
Okay, so heart.
Well, we're wrong with heart.
Heart.
Yeah, but not.
Nah, heart.
I've got nothing.
Are we close?
I mean, you're on it with the nuts.
The nuts.
Yeah, nuts.
So how about like.
Do you want to just go with lunch boxes then?
Oh, here's again.
Candy nuts.
We're going to go with the joke.
We're going to go with the jokes.
show me
candy nuts
I feel like you need to set it up again though
in these people
go ahead
so what does squirrel's hand out
for Valentine's Day
what about like cards
what are those cards called
Valentine cards
Valentine card
yeah
there's only cards
they hand out
like a gram
a nutty gram
a nutty gram
a nutty gram
A nut wait
nut
gram crack
nuts
just repeat it back to me
what
What was yours again, lunchbox?
Candy nuts.
Show me candy nuts?
No.
You don't even know yet.
You haven't asked her.
You can't buzz it.
It could be candy nuts.
Okay.
Because that's funny.
Everyone's a question again.
What does squirrels hand out for Valentine's Day?
What does squirrels hand out for Valentine's Day?
Forget me nuts.
Okay, that's funny.
Forget me nuts.
Dang, you were so close, lunchbox.
Can you explain it to me?
Forget me not?
What are those?
Forget me not?
It's like written on a Valentine.
Oh, my gosh.
Okay, sorry.
That was the morning, morning.
You want to clap.
Hey, let me say this.
I like to ask our listeners how they feel about things.
So, and you can text us.
Do you like it when we do investigative joking?
Because I love it.
Have we ever figured one out?
No, not yet.
No, sometimes you figured it out.
Not when we've done the investigation.
Oh, Bobby has.
Joke, joke investigation.
If you like that, text us.
Our text number is 26229.
So you can just put love when you guys investigate a joke or not.
It wasn't candy nuts.
It wasn't.
But how was that funny?
Because that's a play. Because isn't there like a candy that's candy that's candy that?
Because in there's candy that's candy that's candy that's.
No. I don't know.
I don't think you understand what a joke is.
No, I don't think it's the concept of a joke.
We'll talk off here.
Off here.
I don't think you guys get it.
Text us, yeah, if you like that or not like that.
Text word, whatever, to Bobby, 26, 229.
Garth Brooks is my favorite.
I love Garbrew.
I love Garth Brooks.
He is 57 years old today.
Happy birthday, Garth.
Happy birthday, Garth.
Come on.
He has sold the most albums by solo artists in the United States.
Second only to the Beatles and total album sales, period.
I don't think people realize that.
No.
No, they don't.
If they don't, I love Garbrew.
So, you ready for five stories about, by the way, that's a story from Eddie, Garbru?
Yes, I had a little friend that wouldn't really speak English much.
He didn't know how to speak English, but he loved Garth Brooks and he said, I like Garbrew.
I love Garth Brooks.
That's what he would say.
Love it.
Garth Brooks, his debut single only peaked at number eight because of the title.
Now, do you know what I'm talking about here?
Much too young.
Go ahead.
Much too young to feel this damn old.
Right.
Now.
The D word?
Yes.
This was his debut single,
1989,
and it had the D word in it.
There were cuss word in it,
so country radio hesitated to play it,
and it peaked at number eight only.
Right?
And it's such a jam.
It's a jam.
Why couldn't you change it to dang?
No.
I don't even curse,
and I'm good with it.
That's a fine word.
Yeah.
Curse it doesn't bother me.
me, I just don't do it.
Right.
Let's go to...
But is that a curse word to you?
Yeah.
It is?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Is it not to you?
No.
I mean, I don't say it around my kids.
Okay, then it's a curse word.
Okay.
Number two, Garth Brooks originally sang Friends in Low Places as a demo for another artist.
Now, do you want this one?
Yeah.
You know the song, by the way?
Never heard it.
The demo was for Bud Lee and Dwayne Blackwell.
Garth sang the session, Allie Hendersonville.
Tennessee, but for the next two weeks
he couldn't keep the chorus out of his head.
He knew it'd be a year and a half before no fences
came out, but he asked Budley
and Duane if he could hold on to it,
and they said yes,
and it was crazy because you don't put that kind of
faith into an unknown artist, so they said yes.
Mark Chestnut recorded a more
down-tempo version of the song, almost a year
before Garth Brooks did. This was
not a single. Chestnuts appears
on his album Too Cold at Home.
Here's Mark Chestnut doing Friends in Low Places.
Amazing.
Wow.
Like, a tempo change.
Change that whole song.
Not just a tempo change.
The artist, the rowdiness.
I would say Friends in Low Places is arguably the most famous country song ever.
I agree.
You could argue it with a couple other ones.
I wouldn't argue it.
I think everyone knows that one.
That's it.
With people probably 45 and younger, it's probably the most famous.
But yeah.
So, yeah.
Guys, I got, but she's where the whistle.
Even Morgan number two is 25 loves it.
Yeah, I do.
They still play this in college frat parties.
True.
So I've heard.
What's the last time you've been to one of those?
I don't even go when I was in college, dude.
Garth Brooks once paid a songwriter $10,000 after not recording his song.
Oh, that's nice.
Yeah.
In 1999, Garth was set to record a song by country singer Todd Snyder.
The song was called All Right Guy.
Todd wrote about it in his book and said that Garth's mother was uncomfortable with a line
the song talked about smoking, you know.
Yeah, yeah.
So Garth apologized and said it was not going to be on the record.
And he was not going to do anything that upset Garth's mother.
And so Garth said that about his mom.
So Garth sent him a check for $10,000 with the note that said, sorry, man.
There must have been some promises or something going on.
Like, yeah, this song's going to be in the album and then just didn't.
It happens all the time, though.
Yeah.
But he didn't have to pay that 10.
Of course not.
No, no, of course not.
Yeah, it's nice.
Yeah.
Wow.
Sorry about that.
I was thinking of what song would be most famous.
country songs ever, he stopped loving her today is probably the one I would argue it against.
Think about that. Most famous country song ever.
We can come back to it because it's not in this segment.
Well, does technically I will always love you kind of as a country song?
Yeah. Yeah. But that version probably didn't become the most famous. Dollies version.
Oh, it depends on the version. But again, you can argue whatever you want. There are no rules for this argument.
It's your opinion and your argument. Garth was mocked in the UK when he first arrived overseas.
By 1994, Garth had sold millions of records. Even in the UK, it sold out Birmingham Arena on his
first UK tour, but the media had never heard of them.
And they were interested in them like,
top selling, root and tune, country and western star,
Yee-ha! And just going all, like,
crazy over it. And so Garth
is very polite. And
UK fans were so passionate. They sent hundreds of letters
of complaints to the TV stations, and TV stations shut up.
Wow. They stopped making fun of them because of the fans.
Isn't that crazy? Yeah, and I remember his world tour.
I mean, that was huge at that time.
Garth Brooks is the best-selling Arena Act live.
He sold 5.35 million tickets
during his 9698 world tour
million tickets
5.5.5.3 have million tickets.
If you saw that many records, that's crazy.
But people came to...
So, yeah. His
last 390 date, North American tour
holds a record for most shows ever in a single tour
with 6.4 million tickets.
Million tickets.
Crazy, huh?
Garbo.
Garbo's the best.
I love that guy.
So, yeah.
How long...
How you have it.
Happy birthday, Garbo.
Garth Brooks, man.
I could have missed the pain.
We should play a Garth song, obviously.
What do we have up in the suggestion box?
Amy, which one would you like to hear him?
Ooh.
Oh.
Eddie?
Unanswer prayers.
Amy?
This is the other night at a high school?
That's the one's in my hair.
Yeah.
That's in your hair?
In my head.
Get it out of your hair.
Let's put it on the radio.
Amy's struggling over there.
That is the one that was.
in my head I just started singing it but then Eddie said it.
Come on. Happy birthday, Garth Brooks.
All right, our video producer Eddie
has a question he wants to ask.
Is anyone else know what this is about? Nope. No.
Okay, so this is going to blow our mind. Go ahead. You want me to just go straight
for it? Yes. Straight for it.
The show the mass singer. Tell us right now, Bones. Are you
the monster? Right now, tell us.
Have you been getting that Mike D?
Yeah. On the... Have you, Mike D?
Yeah, on Twitter.
What?
Look, look. So the
Are you on some show?
I don't know what this is.
Well, the Mask Singer is a show where every, these celebrity, a bunch of celebrities,
and they all wear masks.
And the only time you hear their real voice is when they sing.
Every other time is they's like got some.
Yeah, they sound like this.
Yeah.
And so, I don't know.
There's something about the monster.
He sang last night and it sounds, dude, I sing next to you on stage with a raging idiots.
And I'm, what you were doing during Dance with Stars, you were like, oh, I'm so busy.
We dance.
We dance.
He could have been recording this show and we don't even know.
So I have a clip of the mass singer.
This is the, what's the monster you say?
Yeah, the monster.
Singing American woman.
Okay.
Here we go.
Ready?
Sounds like Lenny Kravitz.
That's what you do.
You sound like other people.
Huh.
That doesn't sound like Bobby to me at all.
Me either.
Yeah, yeah.
See, you're messing with me.
Do you sound like me?
It honestly sounds like Lenny Kravitz.
I thought so, too.
There's no way it can be Lenny Kravitz.
Oh, maybe it's like, what I'd trick you.
That'd be messed up.
That would trick all of this.
He comes out singing so long.
That thing's too good for me.
And Robin Thick goes, that's an entertainer right there.
I'm like,
wait, so who are the, Robin Thick?
Robin Thick, Jimmy McCarthy.
Dr. Kim.
Yeah.
And then one of the girls from the...
Nicole Scher singer.
That's her.
Oh, the Pussy Cat Dolls?
Yes.
Okay.
So they're calling them an entertainer.
So are you on it?
Maybe you're not the monster, but are you on it?
What network is this?
is on?
It's on
Fox.
Okay, it's on Fox.
And then one of the hints
last night,
they give out hints
to help the judges
kind of guess.
And one of the hints
was like headset.
And they're like
headphones,
headset.
That guy sings too good for me.
But it sounds like
there's some auto tune
happening.
So it could be you
with autotune.
He wouldn't tell us, Amy,
even, and I knew
going in.
That's pretty good singing
though.
You want to pull the,
get the instrument
and I'll try
and me to sing to it.
What does the body
look like?
Or is it a whole monster suit?
It's like a big, like,
we'll pull the instrument,
I'll sing to it,
and then we'll see if you think it's me.
Because I know your style,
and you can sound like anyone.
Okay.
Like, do Johnny Cash right now.
No.
I'm not singing right now.
We're going to save it.
And I'll let you guys decide
if that's me coming up.
All right.
Crazy.
You'll tell us, though?
I'll sing and let you guys make it up your own mind.
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Hey, tomorrow, Brooks and Dunn in studio.
That's going to be awesome.
They've never been here before, a fool.
Tomorrow, Brooks and Dunn in studio this time.
Yeah.
Come on, baby.
Put that monster head on and sing this.
Cat, like, blackjack, baby,
meet me out back.
I'm going on a bookie.
I'd be like,
I love Brooks and Don.
Yeah.
In the interview?
I knew it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Amy, I can't believe
if you ever caught up.
I don't watch the mass singer
but I watch the clips online.
Yeah, I just have not heard
of this show at all.
Like, I watch it with my kids
and they love it.
Yeah.
All right.
I have the thing here.
Do I have the lyrics?
What do you mean?
You have the lyrics.
You already know it.
You sing it on TV.
Eddie thinks I'm the monster mass singer.
Correct.
That guy sings too good.
Whoever that is.
See, here he goes again, trying to trick us.
And this is not even my key, dude.
What do you mean?
That's the key that you sang it on TV.
Do it the way you did it on TV.
American woman.
Stay away from me.
How about that?
American woman.
Mama let me be.
How's that it?
Don't come hanging around my door.
Don't want to see your face no more.
Am I messing her?
You're not the monster
No?
No
I don't know if you're on this show
You're not a monster
Come on
Are you ever gonna record me?
Yes
I'm knocking around my door
I don't want to see your face no more
Color lights can't hypnotize
Sparkle someone else's eyes
Now woman
I knew it
Amy, do you not hear that?
No
I don't.
I just feel like you were tricking us.
While you were out, she didn't dance with the stars,
you're like, oh, yeah, daytime practice,
and then shoot a little math singer,
and then go dance at night.
Stop it.
We don't know what you were doing out there.
Even if it is me or is it me, I'm going to.
You can't tell us anyway.
I'm under contract with Matt Singer.
I knew it.
Keep saying stuff like that.
All right, all right.
It's time for the good news.
With Bobby.
Tell me something good.
Listen to this one.
This 10-year-old boy's in the back seat of the car with mom.
They're driving.
She hits a mailbox and she's unresponsive.
It's like, hey, what's up?
So the 10-year-old boy yells at Siri and goes, call 911.
Siri calls 911.
The boy's like, hey, I don't know what to do.
So the car gets out there, they save her.
And the firefighters honor the little boy, the 10-year-old boy.
That's awesome.
Because he was, one, smart enough to use Siri.
Two used it the right way.
They got there and saved her.
And they were the ones who got their first to firefighter.
Isn't that cool?
Love it.
So now Noah wants to be a firefighter when he's older.
Of course.
So, so cute.
That's cool.
So good on those firefighters for honoring him.
Good on the 10-year-old for doing that.
That's a good story.
That's what it's all about right there.
That was Tell Me Something Good.
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We're going to go over to the lunchbox who is standing by.
Let's see how many grunts he gets in.
Baby Box update.
That's not the right button.
Of all the lunchbox buttons, that's not the right button.
There he is. Hey, lunchbox.
Yo, yo.
All right.
You're, he's talking quiet.
He's just a gym.
All right.
What kind of gym are you in?
Don't say the exact name, but like describe it to us.
It's a smaller gym.
It's got weight.
It's got people in there working out.
It's not one of your main chain gyms.
You know what I'm saying?
But it's definitely a gym where the public can come and work out.
Is there someone there that's kind of policing it?
Oh, yeah.
There's someone sitting at the,
the front desk and they have people that you've got to check in. You got to pay a $3 fee
to get a guest membership for one day. That's what you did, three bucks? Yeah, I paid three
bucks. I'm sure you'll be trying to get reimbursed to that. Yeah, I'm going to be asking for
that. I already said. I was like, man, I'm not doing these bits if I got to pay for them all.
That's amen. So what he's going to do is, because there was a whole new story about grunting
and that if you grunt, you get 15% stronger, like when you work out, that grunting is actually
a good thing, right?
Yeah. So don't be embarrassed of it. Researchers found that grunting during workouts boost your performance.
So it gave us the idea to put lunchbox in a gym. And how many grunts don't they ask him to stop? Okay. That's what we're going to be at. The over under is six.
Amy, what do you think?
Oh, six. Are you kidding me? What's up?
Oh, I'm getting more than six because I'm going to be going hard. I mean, I'm going hard in the gym.
Yeah.
But do you think... I think it goes over.
So you think, ooh, I think they asked him to stop before.
Before six?
I say right at six. I'll put it at six.
If it goes over six, you win.
Okay.
Okay.
So if he gets to seven, you win.
Got it.
Okay.
Lunchbox, now, I need some strong grunts, though, okay?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, like, are we talking like, or, or, you know what?
You can start medium.
But, but yeah, let's, let's grunt it out.
What kind of weight do you have?
What are you doing?
Well, I mean, I, the closest machine to people is a leg machine.
It's a leg press, so I'm going to sit down on it, and right now I got 20 pounds on it.
Okay.
So lay down on the leg.
press.
You want me to go in there?
All right, here we go.
I'll go back in.
Let's go.
No cell phone use.
Walking in.
I had to come out here
so they didn't get in on me.
All right.
I'm walking in.
Now, if they come up to him and say,
sir, please stop, it's over.
That's it.
I'm going six or below.
Oh, do I keep grunting?
Or do I just say,
I'm just getting my work on?
Well, kicking you out
to a whole different game.
Okay.
Are you laying down?
Yeah, I'm getting on the machine
right now.
Okay, don't start yet.
Go.
I'll hurry out.
This is grunt number one.
Now give us a good hard grunt.
You ready, lunchbox?
Yeah.
And go.
I mean, you can do better than that.
Come on, come on.
You can do better than that.
Well, that's grunt too.
Hold on.
We got to do this together.
We got to do this together.
There's no way you can even be lifting anything really heavy.
He's got 20 pounds on it.
It's not.
Hold on, lunchbox.
Stop running away with the grunts.
Hold on.
We have the grunt count up here in the room.
Three grunts are in.
Lunchbox, anyone looking at you?
I don't know.
I got my back to him.
I'm trying to work out, man.
All right.
On Grunt 4, really give it all you got, okay?
Here we go.
Okay, you ready?
Yeah.
Oh!
Oh!
Look around.
Just lift up and look around.
Oh, yeah, I got a couple heads, turning.
Okay.
A couple, are you ready?
Yeah, and hold on.
And now for grunt number five.
We're five grunts in.
This next grunt's got to be the one
where someone comes up to him, or I'll lose the game.
All right.
Make it last, lunchbox.
Lunchbox, you really got to kill this one, right?
I mean, go for...
No, you can't make this in your favor.
You just got a grunt.
But I'm talking about for the bit.
Okay.
Grun it out.
Yeah.
Grun it out.
Are you ready, lunchbox?
Give us 100% grunt here.
And...
You guys ready?
Yeah, go.
You're with Mr. Miyagi on that one.
All right, look around.
He takes a deep breath.
Look around.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, there's a couple people talking to each other.
Okay.
They're pointing at me.
Is anyone coming over to you?
No, not that I can see, but they were pointing at me.
Are you ready?
Amy, you've won, but let's continue the game.
Does it get to 10, yes or no?
10.
No, no, it didn't get to 10.
Amy?
11.
Okay.
Ready lunchbox, and go for grunt number seven.
Sounds like it's having a baby.
Lank box on the leg machine.
You've got seven.
And grunt number eight.
You ready?
Yeah.
Okay, and this one end it with like a high squeal at the end of it.
Okay.
All right, grunt number nine.
Oh, that's grunt number seven.
Hold on.
Hold on, lunchbox.
They coming?
What's that?
Oh.
Oh, just working out, man, grunt.
You know, got to get that swole on.
No, dude.
Beend enough.
I'm not saying anything bad.
Oh, we, I mean, I'm not, I'm just doing, I'm in my zone.
I'm in my zone.
Like, you know.
Ask him to get one more rep in.
It's going to get beat up.
11?
Lunchbox.
Is that 11?
Yeah, yeah.
Say, you might if I can I get one last set of six?
Okay.
I got one last set of six.
One last set of six.
One last set of six here, guys.
Guy.
You call them guy.
What do you say?
One.
Two.
Three.
Three.
Four.
Long one.
Long six.
Take it home, lunchbox.
All right, say thanks guys and walk out.
He's done.
Say that.
All right.
That was a good workout.
Thank you, guys.
Thanks, guys.
Thanks, guys.
Thank you, like.
What do you have?
What do you say to you?
Man, thank you guys.
That was good.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Would you say, same time tomorrow, guys?
See you guys tomorrow.
See you guys.
Oh my gosh, guys.
That guy was a big dude.
Yeah?
he was not happy
he was
not happy
who you're talking about a guy
you know about guy
what did you say lunchbox
he came
no he came and stood in front of the machine
and tried to block me
from doing any more work
and what'd you do
but I just kept going
yeah
you're such a rebel
you're so bad
wait hold on
what were people saying
to the guy
I couldn't
can you clarify that
I don't know what they were saying
to him
he said they were
I was startling people
as I was working out
you were startling us
We're not even there with Gary.
Yeah, yeah.
Come on back, Lexbox.
That's a good bit.
All right.
All right.
There is.
Legg's probably tired.
Okay.
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Today is Garth Brooks birthday,
and I was talking about five stories
that maybe you didn't know about Garth Brooks
that were pretty crazy.
And you should go back and listen to the podcast
after the show's over.
Just search Bobby Bowie.
show On Demand on IHartRadio
if you want to hear that segment. But as I
was talking about Friends in Low Places,
which Mark Chestnut had cut before Garth
Brooks.
We're playing this and talking about Gar.
I mentioned this is probably the most famous country song of all time now.
The one that I would argue against it
would be he stopped loving her today from George.
Jones.
He stopped loving her today.
Depending on when you came into the country music game, like my grandmother,
play a lot of George Jones.
And so, depending how old you are, I think it's either that one or it's Garth Brooks'
friends in low places.
But that's just me.
Around the room, what do you think is the most famous country song ever?
Let's go to Amy.
Amy, you're up?
I will always love you.
From Dolly Parton?
Yes.
Okay.
Now you're basing this on...
Well, I mean, Whitney Houston.
made it super famous, so I feel like it rolls into the country part, too, with Dolly.
You're not wrong.
No one's wrong, right?
Right.
No one's wrong.
I just feel like everybody knows this song.
They do.
We all do.
Lunchbox, what do you think is the most famous country song of all time?
Has to be Chattahoochie.
That's a good one, man.
Wow.
You never knew how much that muddy water meant to me.
But I learned how to swim and I learned through a was.
A lot about living and a little about love.
Morgan number two, because there is no way to really quantify most famous ever.
You can go, how many times it's a bot?
How many streams it have?
How many concerts?
You know, so I guess no one's really wrong except everybody else with me.
But Morgan number two, what do you have?
I think it's Leanne Woolmacks.
I hope you dance.
It's a good one, man.
When one door closes, I hope it went, you know, come on.
Probably a little too new for me to feel like that's the most famous ever.
But again, I'm not 25.
Eddie?
One that stands the test of time.
Like one that everyone still today knows it as soon as it starts.
It's Ring of Fire.
Good one.
I fell into a burning ring of fire.
I went down, down, down, and the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns.
That's the one, right?
I think we all think ours is the one.
No, I'm not really passionate about it.
You're not?
Nah.
Okay, then I would argue against yours.
and say that because Whitney made it more famous as a cover to mainstream.
Yeah.
But again, that's part.
I mean, it's part of it.
It's a song.
It's a song.
And Dolly wrote it.
I know.
I know.
By herself too.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
Nobody's wrong.
You know what?
You all get around.
Yeah.
Great job, everyone.
Great job.
I love music.
I love country music.
I do a podcast called The Bobbycast.
And yesterday, we did a whole thing about my favorite duets of the past 20,
years in country music. And then we kind of branched off from that into duets period and pop.
We got into the 27 club, you know what that is? All the things people that died of 27. Yeah.
So you can listen to it. Wherever you listen to your podcast, just go search Bobbycast.
And you can hear Eddie and I talk about our favorite duets. So let's do that. Around the room,
what is your favorite duet of all time? Amy?
Mine has, here's Dolly again with Kenny Rogers, Islands in the Stream.
You know what? You could have put this even in the category.
the most famous song.
Right?
It was the number one pop song, too.
How can we be wrong?
Sail away.
Yeah.
Eddie, yours is.
It's a bad goodbye.
And I don't know why, but just ever since I was in high school, I guess.
Like, this was my favorite duet ever.
Clint Black Winona, a bad goodbye.
Goodbye.
That's good.
Who's goodbye?
All three of us are going.
That's a lot.
Mine is Brad Pays.
Wesley, Alison Krauss, whiskey lullaby, it just gets no better to me.
He put that bottle to his head and pulled the trigger and finally drank away her memory.
Best duets ever.
Life is short, but this time it was bigger.
I love this song.
There are a few that I can listen to on repeat.
This is all the time.
That one, and I like the Kenny Chesney and Grace Potter.
Oh, yeah, you do tequila.
You and Tequila Make Me Crazy?
Tequila made me crazy.
It's a good one.
I like songs, I guess, about alcohol.
Yeah, tequila and whiskey.
Do it and alcohols.
Morgan number two, what's your favorite?
Definitely party for two, Shania Twain and Billy Currington.
Wow.
She loves Shania Twain.
I don't know if I've heard this.
Morgan never do love Shania Twain.
You and me there.
This is your favorite duet of all time?
Of all time.
Of all time.
You're lying if you said you haven't listened to the song and, like, jammed in your own house.
I honestly don't know they've ever listened to it.
Are you ever seen the video where Billy Carleton like he's 12?
No.
And Billy Currington.
Yeah.
Our friend Billy Carington, yeah.
I was like, okay, I'm going to know it when he plays it.
And you played it and I was like, hmm, I can't even like.
This is not real.
That is a real song.
Yeah, it is.
I dig it, though.
Lunchbox's your favorite duet ever?
Oh, come on, guys.
Yours were good, but this is the best.
J.Z and Alicia Keys,
higher state of mine.
Yeah.
Yeah, I'm up at Brooklyn.
Now I'm down.
Wrap along, lunchbox.
No, no, I can't do all that.
Yeah, you can't.
Good for ever.
Up in New York and that's his hoot.
I can make it anywhere.
Yeah, they love me everywhere.
I used to cop in Harlem.
Oh, love my demeaning.
It's good.
You can hear the whole podcast.
Just search Bobbycast and listen to that one.
Where you talk about favorite duets.
A lot of people are talking about
they also like the
Islands in the stream.
Have you heard the other version?
Who's the Beege's?
No, Island's this dream that, like, I think two years ago, went to top of the charts.
It was me and the garage.
Oh, my gosh, I knew it.
What?
You and Luke.
But didn't somebody else, I don't know who it is, but didn't somebody else report it?
It doesn't matter.
Okay, well, then I like movies and Bobby's.
Baby, when I met you, there was peace on no.
I said I took to get you with that fine to come.
I was lost inside.
There was something going on.
Do something to me that I can't.
explain
Hold me closer, darling
And I feel no pain
Every beat of my heart
We got something going on
This is awesome
Yeah, yeah, we got it
Tender love is blind
It requires a dedication
All in love
Man, we're really getting into it
Oh wow
Yeah, I went to number 73 in Belgium
Big hit
Big hit
He hogged it, though.
I didn't even get to sing any solo.
Which he should.
I know.
That's totally weird.
Here we go.
Islands in the stream.
That is what we are.
No one in between.
How can we be wrong?
Settle away with me.
I could do better the high harmony part.
Yeah, there you go.
Thank you.
That's good stuff, guys.
Nice job with your video.
I'm watching that Billy Curran in a Shinaa video.
That's really funny.
You never seen that before ever?
Never seen it.
he's a lot skinny
I didn't realize how much more jacked he got
throughout the years
Yeah
That's young Billy Carring
Yeah
Listen to the story
There's a guy with the last name
Outlaw
He was busted for going on a citywide crime spree
Oh
That's your name Outlaw
Yeah
A Harlem man named Ray Outlaw
Was arrested on Tuesday in Manhattan
A citywide crime spree over 40 incidents
You'd think of your name was Outlaw
You'd run away from crime
Yeah
But he was born a rebel.
He was just living his life.
He was 27 years old.
The name was Ray Outlaw.
It sounds like a wrestler name.
I was reading this other story about how guys are unhappy with their bodies.
A majority of guys are unhappy with their body.
But they also don't do anything about it.
Whereas women are more likely to act on it?
According to a new study, most guys are unhappy with how they look compared to what they were in high school.
But in high school, you got to think, though, you have events built into your day
and your metabolism is faster.
Oh, yeah.
I can see that.
Guys also feel pressure to improve their looks because of media influences peer pressure.
And it's the first time that guys have actually started admitting that that's the case on them as well.
Wow.
Okay, so now y'all are joining us.
Welcome.
Welcome to the dark side.
Men with a more positive body image reported a lower tendency to compare their image with other men.
Appearance comparisons have been found to play a key role in causing negative body image and eating disorders with men.
Do you compare your body to other men?
Every guy.
Really?
I look at a guy's body immediately and go,
dang, I wish I had that.
You look at my body immediately?
I don't know if I like at you lunchboxes of the body.
But like guys that are ripped up, I'm like, dang.
And then I start going into genetics or how hard is he working or I have to work harder.
Because I will go to the gym every day.
I mean, I will kill myself boxing, yoga, lifting, and I'm still skinny.
But you're fit.
I work so hard.
And I just want to take, what I want to do one time in my life, I take my shirt off and I'll go, whoa.
that will never happen
that will never happen
how about you guys
don't you have to eat bad and then work out
like isn't that how people get big?
No that's a terrible thing
No no no but there's things you can take
What do you mean?
I mean they start with an S
and in with a steroids
Why would you not just say the word steroids
Starts with an S ends with a steroids
Why you know someone
I mean Ray used to do that
Everybody knows somebody who's done steroids
So you would be able to find
I'm not taking steroids
No, it's so bad for you.
That's bad for you, right?
Yeah, of course it is.
You're going to feel later on in life.
That's how you get a heart attack.
Oh, later on it hurts.
Do you worry about that for you?
No, I didn't do it long enough.
My buddy had some shots that you put in your butt and you do it for a couple weeks, a cycle, and you see a little bit of results.
You've got to do it for months, though.
Well, no, but I'm on that page where I look at other dudes and go, that's what I take my shirt off really?
Do you all Eddie lunchbox?
Do I look at other dudes?
No, I don't care.
No.
Really?
No.
I don't sit there and go.
Oh, man, look at that dude's arms.
I wish I had his arms.
Those arms are so impressive.
No, I don't drool over other dudes.
I never said I drool, but I do compare.
I do.
Bones, do we make you feel better by yourself?
Yeah, you guys do.
Like, we walk in with our bodies all like, and Bobby's like, dang, I look good.
No, I don't ever feel like I look good.
Yeah, it's weird.
Like, who are some guys, like, celebrities you compare yourself to or just on the folks?
Walking down the street.
Whoever?
Or if he's at the gym, if he sees a good body, he's like, okay, yeah.
Sometimes I'll stare too long.
Do you go over the gas?
Yeah, I know.
Stare too long.
Oh my gosh.
There's guys on my gym where I'm just like, man, I wish I had that.
No.
Do you ever just tell them?
Yeah, do you tell them?
Yeah, I was going to say, hey, man, how do you get those?
No, because I know how I read.
I.
But maybe they have a special workout that you could.
Hey, could you show me how to do that?
I've done all the workouts.
Yeah, no.
I've done every workout.
CrossFit, you name it.
Jump rope.
I've done all the workouts.
I am who I am, man.
That's it.
but I do probably sometimes stare too long
and sometimes I look in the mirror
I probably look at dudes more like a girl's in the gym
That's not something you should say out loud
If you want to say that out loud at your house by yourself
That's fine
Well it's because there's like more guys where you're working out
No, it's just he likes their bodies better
You're just in like mode where you're trying to figure out your body
And you can relate to guys more
I can totally relate to guys
Yeah
I'm just like
Female body you're like
I don't know what that is
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You know somebody's got a good body?
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Oh, my gosh.
I'll stop.
You know who hit me up?
So when country artists come in here, you're looking at their bodies?
Oh, my gosh.
You stare at them?
Yes, guys.
When you're interviewing them, you're like, I'm using a different mode when I'm interviewing them.
Okay.
But in the back of your brain, you're like, nice chest.
No, he tells Billy Carrington and people,
man, you're pretty ripped up.
Yeah, that's true.
He says that all the time to these guys.
I do, but I have no shame in saying what I feel.
That's fine, I think you should.
And I wish more men were like you.
I'll say to a dude, man, you look great.
Is that weird?
Yes.
Yeah. I shouldn't do that.
I don't care for it's weird or not.
And me.
Who was it that one time?
It's an athlete and you were like,
gonna shake his hand, but you went to grab his bicef instead and squeezed it.
Is it to Marcus?
No.
It was Matt Holiday.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
But I know him.
But I don't know that you, like, knew him, knew him at the time.
Yeah, I was like, man, you're always like huge.
I grabbed his arms.
Did he punch you?
No, his arm was real big.
He flexed it threw me across the room.
Bobby squeezed it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Listen.
A little too long.
He lingered.
You guys weren't even there.
Don't act like you told us.
You told us the story years ago.
I know, but you can't change the story.
You weren't there.
No, you're changing it.
No, you're changing.
I was there.
I was there.
I was there not to shake your hand and you grabbed the bicep and you squeezed.
But you weren't there.
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I'm retelling it how you told it.
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And earlier we were talking about how people will just not date each other anymore.
If they find out that other person has a bunch of debt.
And so Amy's voice cracks in the middle of the segment.
And I was just saying.
She's 12.
But some people are still on the phone from this morning.
Alex in Ohio.
Yeah.
How are you doing? So tell me about this. You were in some serious debt, right?
Oh, yeah, a few thousand dollars. All right, so what happens?
So I got in some serious debt buying tools and clothes when I first got out of high school for my career.
And then we'll down the road, me and my fiancee now, which was my girlfriend at the time, we went on our first date and I had told her about it.
On their first date, you talked about debt?
Oh, yeah, I told her everything. I wanted to get out on all.
out all on the table.
The first date?
Yeah, the first date.
I wasn't scared to tell her everything about me
and what was going on in my life.
But you went debt on the first date?
Like I get, even if you want to have kids,
maybe you do that on the first date?
Maybe not.
But you're like, here's the deal.
I'm quite a bit of debt.
Got a lot of debt.
I got that discovery card.
I killed a man.
Go ahead.
So she actually told me
that she was in a little bit of debt as well
was closed.
She had a serious shopping issue.
Well, so we got past it, and we knew that we still wanted to be with each other.
She said her problems, and my problems was our problems.
And about a year later, we're expecting a child in June, and we knock our debt out month by month.
And that baby, born into debt.
But they're working on it.
What's his name?
Debt, debt junior?
Bobby.
What?
It's not even that much debt.
He doesn't have that much debt.
I'm poking.
Lunchbox has $14,000 in debt.
Okay, okay, we got it, yeah.
Eddie has $20,000 in debt.
Eddie wins.
From credit cards.
You know, we're not talking about houses and stuff.
Hey, thank you for the call.
Appreciate that.
Hey, Rebecca in Ohio.
How are you?
I'm good.
How are you?
Good.
Thank you for the call.
What do you want to say?
My husband and I were dating.
We got engaged and I started asking questions about his debt.
And it turns out he was in over $150,000.
This is real debt, folks.
Dang.
Like, I was giving that last guy a little crap because why not, right?
Yeah, this is serious.
He's buying clothes.
and tennis shoes and Nintendo's.
This is real debt.
That's a good one.
Go ahead, Rebecca.
So none of it was credit card debt,
but he's a lineman,
so he makes really good money,
and he traveled,
and so he had a fifth-bill trailer,
pickup, snowmobiles,
I mean, his toys,
boys and their toys.
And I told him that I wouldn't actually marry him
until he figured that out.
And did he?
So we could continue dating.
Yeah.
Is he out of dead,
or did you go ahead?
and take that debt on yourself?
We're working on it together.
Love it.
You took it on yourself, huh?
Well, I can't say anything.
He let me quit my job so I could go to nursing school.
You can still say whatever you want.
That's not a rule.
You didn't sign an NDA.
He let you.
Hey, thank you for the call.
I appreciate that.
Does you say he's a lineman?
Like in football?
No.
I think like working on telephone lines.
Oh.
Or electrical lines.
Amy thought they got as the offensive guard for the Rams.
What days they played for?
Amy, what's up today?
You know, nothing.
Working out kids tutoring today.
Groundhog Day.
Groundhog Day.
Nothing really exciting.
Everything, yes.
Yeah, same old for me.
You?
I have a Laura Velt's coming over to a bobby cast, a big songwriter.
So I have a couple meetings.
I have a bunch of meetings up here today.
Yeah, I think you have a conference call.
Same old crap.
Hey, Groundhog Day, you know?
No, this conference call I don't normally have.
I do have that, though.
Oh, yeah?
We're going to go see tomorrow.
Tomorrow, Brooks and Don in studio.
How about that?
Yeah.
Brooks and Don will be here.
We'll see you guys in.
Bye, everybody.
Yeah.
Bobby Ball.
Show.
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on select trims and class leading interior space.
Seating configurations for 7-8 passengers,
available H-track all-wheel drive,
so you can be ready to go anywhere in style.
Learn more about the Hyundai Palisade
at Hyundai USA.com.
Call 562-314-4-603 for complete details.
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