The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Guesses Callers Weight & Our Firing Stories

Episode Date: May 10, 2017

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You have to hurry because the offer ends on Thursday. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This show. Good morning. Welcome to the show. Everybody good? Good.

Yep. Cool. I like that. Good morning. What do I say? Come on. What are you about to say? Good morning.

He said, good morning, ship. I say, good morning to show. Okay. Good morning. Hold on. What? What do I say? Good morning studio.

I do. Yeah. You know how sometimes you'll say a word over and over and the words like starts to look funny? Yes. Yeah, sound funny. Every time. I don't ever remember saying good morning's show. Just start doing shit.

I like that. Our good morning studio. Good morning studio. Morning. That's weird, man. That didn't feel right. David's on in Fayetteville Arkansas. Hi, David.

Hey, what's going on, Bobby? You know what? Up early in the morning, taking your call. What can I do for you? Yeah, man. You know, I've got to have a 50. anniversary coming up at the end of May and I really need to blow this one out of the water with a gift and I am just lost.

Are you married anniversary or like together anniversary? Yeah, yeah, no, we've been married. It's going on five years, you know, and it seems like that those five years I've just, I'm lost for gifts now. It's like I'm drawing a blank and need some advice. All right, let me help you. Let me help you. Okay, so you have two options.

If you're wanting to just crush it, David, you have two, one, two options, and that's it. One, you either go and spend a ton of money, which I don't recommend, but that's the easy way, but you have to spend a bunch of money, right? Or two, you spend almost no money and you make her something. Those are the two ways to blow it out of the water. I always prefer that second way of putting time into it. Some people will spend money and be like, I just want to get something nice. I would say that you make her something. Now, do you have anything that you've been like, status?

crashing around from when you guys first started, like, dating or got married, anything like that? Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, well, I've got a few things. The thing about women, and let me tell you. Oh, tell me. Tell me. Women just like it when men try, because we're dumb, and we don't get it right most of the time, but we can try most of the time. And if we try, that's where it is.

That's where the success comes. It's just not trying. You can screw it out, but if you really try hard, it's almost like we're eight when we're just trying hard for our parents. That's what men are to women. So if you make her something, David, or you, that's to blow it out of the water. Okay. Yeah, I did the personal gift on Christmas,

but, yeah, I kind of put the wrong date on there, so. Oh, what? That's okay. You tried. It's all about trying, and she probably loved it, right? Did she love it? Yeah. Okay, okay.

Two options, either spend all your money or spend no money and do something like heartfelt. Right. There you go. And that's why I'm not married. Those who can't do teach. That's why I'm a teacher of relationships and parenting. Recognizing people doing cool things.

It's ICU. So many good things to look at here on Wednesday. How about this one? George Clooney and his wife just donated $10,000 to Camp Cocker Rescue in California. The money will go towards looking after nine dogs that were just rescued from a puppy mill. Apparently, George Clooney is a huge dog lover. He rescued his dog. from a shelter and adopted another dog, Nate, for his parents from another shelter.

So 10,000 bucks take care of these nine dogs were rescued. That's awesome. That's a cool story. Yeah, I think so too. So I see you, George and Amal Clooney. There you go. I see you. The Bobby Bone Show.

Big Three Stories. It's producer Raymond in California, Christopher Boykin. Half of MTV's Robin Big Duo died from a heart attack. He was only 45 years old. In airline news, United Airlines customer claims his flight reservation was canceled because he videotaped an employee during an argument. United is investigating. And finally, a high school student in Alabama was removed from class yesterday after leaving a threatening note in the bathroom. Luckily, authorities figured it out before anything happened.

The student has been suspended from school. All right, time for your Wednesday positivity. Thank you for waking up with us. our goal is to bring you some positive news every morning at this time. It's called Tell Me Something Good. Let's go. Tell me something good. All right, so a mom and her daughter are graduating college at the same time.

The crazy thing is, 30 years ago, the mom quit school because she had a baby, and now she's back in school at the same time, and they're graduating college same year. The mom's 53. Wow. Yeah, the daughter's 23, and they're cap and gowning it together, and they're going to graduate. at the same time. Isn't that crazy? Special, yeah. Isn't that awesome? Like, and at the same time.

I love it. That's crazy. Amy, you're up. Well, there's this poor little old 93-year-old man. He stopped to help some people with directions. And what did they do? They stole his Rolex from him. Turns out he was given the Rolex by Ford, the company, in 1985, because he worked for them for 30 years. Well, Ford heard that this old man got his Rolex stolen and they replaced it. Wow. Yeah.

They ever catch people who stole it? I don't think so, but he got the new watch and they engraved his name and his service dates on the back. That's cool. Yeah. Lunchbox, you're up. Anthony Rizzo plays for the Chicago Cubs. And back in 2008, he was diagnosed with Hodgkins Lymphoma. He beat it.

So when he got to the major leagues, he's always raised money for charities. This week, he donated $3.5 million to the Children's Hospital in Chicago. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Awesome. It's the Bobby Bones show I was watching the news yesterday

Whenever they fired Comey, the FBI guy And all I was thinking about Was how I was fired once Because He was fired by seeing it on television Yeah He was like, oh, I thought it was a joke at first

Well, the only time In television that I've been fired Is when Eddie, who's our video producer now, was producing a television show I was doing And so the TV station had full They went under. They fired Eddie, but they never fired me. So Eddie had to come and fire me.

Oh, really? And that's how he found out. And that's how I found out. I don't think I ever knew that's how you found out. I thought you were going to say you were watching on the news and you saw the production, the company folded. No. Eddie and I were just hanging out. He goes, oh, by the way, you've been fired.

I was like, oh, yeah? He goes, yeah, because I got fired too. So we're just kind of out of luck. I was like, okay, well, how about that? First world problem this morning. I went to Starbucks. Computer was broken. Oh.

So what'd you do? Waited. Oh. That's terrible. Give my coffee. Give my. And this morning I got a dirty chai. And I was like, give my dirty chai.

Give my dirty chai. I got to have my dirty chai. I'm on, I don't have jet lag, but I'm on travel lag. It's my first day and eight days to be back here. But I've been just traveling around different cities, festivals, from Los Angeles, all these things. So my schedules hasn't been the same for eight days. So last night I slept about two hours. Oh.

And it was for nothing more. I just haven't had a normal schedule a long time. So I had a five-hour energy. I had one of those refreshers that have caffeine in it from Starbucks. I'm drinking two shots of espresso

in this latte here. So I'm ready to rack and roll, baby! Okay. All right. So they were like, excuse us while we fix our computer. Do you have three minutes? Yes, I do.

Yes, I will not go anywhere. Whatever I need to do. Yes, I will come in and help you make it. Talking about weird ways you found out you were fired. And so you got Jesse here. Jesse used to work a pizza. Hey, Jesse.

Yeah. Tell me your story. Oh, it was my first job when I was 16, and I went into work and looked at the schedule and I had zero hours for the whole week. And then I came back in the next week. Finally, they said, oh, yeah, we don't need you no more. Oh, they zeroed job. Dang. They zeroed me out.

That's brutal, dude. Thanks for the call So the FBI director was fired And he saw it on TV I was fired once from Eddie Who wasn't my boss They just fired Eddie It was like that telephone game

Where you pass it down Yeah So they had him pass it on it down To me that I was fired too Wow Not for anything we did Because as a matter of fact I think we had the only show

They had ratings on the whole channel Yeah But the whole television station Just went away They folded Yeah You know how it is in big business Bobby Boneshan

The latest from Nashville in Hollywood Amy's 30 Second Skinny. Carrie Underwood's Callia brand and Dick's Sporting Goods Foundation, they're donating $200,000 to fully fund 100 girls sports teams across the country this month. Carrie says that sports were a big part of her life growing up, so it's important for her that girls across the country get those same opportunities. I know some females in my life that love her brand. Yeah, me.

Oh, you're one. Yeah, my girlfriend wears it all the time. Yeah, she loves it. And she didn't get it free. Yeah. Uh, Forrest Gump tops the list of most rewatchable movies of all time. Back to the Future's second, followed by Star Wars. I'm Amy.

That's your 32nd Skinny. Lobby Bone Show. Bonehead. Story up the day. This story comes us from Fort Lauderdale, Florida. A 31-year-old man is facing 15 years in prison, all because he wanted to make a Facebook live video. Him and his friends are outside a convenience store, buying some beer, doing some dancing,

so they want Facebook live. Only problem he's in the background waving a gun going, yeah, we're going to have a good time tonight. He's on parole, not allowed to have a gun. FBI saw it, went to his house, arrested him. Dang. Yeah. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day.

Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. His show. Your husband's one of the most calm, collected. And he's been trained. being a pilot in the Air Force to always stay in control. 100%.

So the fact that he has a road rage problem is so crazy to me. I guess that's his thing. Well, I mean, he is served. I know. And he's been in high stress situations where I know he has kept his cool. He has had to crash a plane

into a pond before because the plane broke down in the air. Like he had to put it down into the water. That's an example where he totally kept his cool. But if somebody cuts him off, he's out, huh? Oh, yeah. I mean, if somebody does something,

you know, not that smart on the road, probably stuff like I do, he cannot handle it. Like he has to honk at them. They have to be aware that they messed up. He yells in the car even though they can't hear him. And I don't know. It's just a real issue. And I've been saying for years he needs to get help and he always denies it.

What do you mean get help, though? Like, sit down with someone talking about road rage? I think it's something deeper. Like there's something going on. And he finally admitted to me that he has a problem, a road rage problem. He finally admitted. So we've been trying to come up with ways he can fight it. So I suggested, anytime you feel road rage coming on and you want to honk obnoxiously and yell,

then, or speed up to catch someone to make sure they know that they've done you wrong, count to 10. So, and then if you still feel angry, take care of it then. If not, you'll just breathe it out. You should be fine after 10 seconds. Well, we tried it out together in the car and we counted 10 and he still had the urge. He got more angry. Incredible hawk driver. He saw the urge, so he started honking.

The only problem is that person wasn't really around anymore, so then it was just like random honking and yelling. But he did tell me, he's like, I just feel better. He's like, I feel better. I was like, but now that poor person thinks they messed up and they didn't do anything wrong because they're not even around. So I don't know. We need tips.

Well, I'd like to flip this for a second for our listeners and say that let's say you mess up, or let's say somebody honks at you or you're honking to them. You could be honking at Amy's husband, who's like the baddest dude around, you never know who you're getting into a road rage fight with. That's why you shouldn't do it. That's why you should just let it go.

Because the last thing I want to do is get into any kind of fight with Amy's husband. He'll break every bone in your body with his pinky. Like I've seen this guy in action. No, no, no, no. This is a bad dude. Okay, but some people, shoot people because of road rage. And he's not going to do that. But I've told him forever, you're going to get shot.

You could, you could. And now he's starting. He'll catch a bull in his teeth and spit it out of him. Right. I don't know. I bet he was trying to do this. I say you disable his horn. What?

You need a horn. Then he can't honk. Well, but what if you need a horn sometimes to warn people like, hey, you're getting in my lane. You need to horn to warn people like, hey, look up from your phone. The light's green. Yes. That's what I need the horn for the most. Kendall in Oklahoma.

Hello. Hello. What's happening? I got some advice for Amy. I'm ready. My husband has the absolute worst road rage and we're about to have a dog. and we just had her a couple months ago, so I said you have to figure it out.

And so in church one day, someone said that he had road rage and that all he does is they bless their heart. And so when someone cuts them off, he's like, oh, bless their heart. So I'm like, they don't know any better. So does your husband never mess up on the road himself? That's always my thing about getting mad. Is that when someone does something to me, I say, you know what, I've probably done this before,

and one, either I didn't realize it, Or to I'm really sorry I did it And I'm just like, oh, I get why you're mad Yeah, I tell him that all the time, extend grace But does he ever go, you know what? I also screw up. Apparently he does not. Oh, he does.

Apparently he's the perfect driver. Oh, that makes sense then? I know, it's crazy. He's the only one. If I was a perfect driver, I'd probably make all that too. Yeah. Thank you for the car. I really appreciate that.

Listeners are not happy with Amy on our Facebook page. Is it not that that's crazy? I don't know why people go and like us on Facebook because it's all it is a beat down. Dang. It's like, you know what? I'm feeling good about myself.

I felt like getting put back in my place. They go log onto the Facebook page. If you hadn't brought this up, I would never know because I don't go look. I don't either. It's so scary over there. So on the Facebook post, and I didn't know that this was posted because I didn't look or how it was phrased, but the question was, is it too much PDA? There was a picture of me kissing my girlfriend on stage.

He was a little peck. And so Amy was the one who was like, Wow, look at this. This is what they write. Bree writes, Amy is probably bothered by the fact that she never received affection from Bobby. They've known each other for years, yet he's known to dead Lindsay for a short period of time. And as Demer tried a romance, and then some within that time frame.

I'd hate to think she's jealous. Any truth to that? Okay, first of all, I feel like my words were twisted. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. I never said anything about it being PDA. I actually said it was awesome. It was just the first time I'd ever seen y'all kiss. Nata who runs our Facebook page.

That's what it says on the Facebook. It says Amy's upset because the first time she saw Bobby Kiss's girlfriend was on stage. I think people on Facebook just don't read it. Yeah, I wanted to see it in private. Dang, weirdo. You want a little boots, huh? You don't put quarters in? FaceTime.

Just kidding, but I just thought it was weird that I was sharing that moment with thousands of other people. Aaron S. writes. I have a theory that Amy and Bobby dated at some point before she got married a long time ago. She mentioned having made out with someone who worked in the studio. I did. She didn't say who it was, but I've always felt like it was Bobby. Y'all, I haven't made out with anybody in the studio.

Lunchbox? Amy and I have never dated. I wrote that in my book until I was like, just so people know, we've never dated. And secondly, Amy said she made out with somebody in her wedding that wasn't her husband, not the studio. Yeah. Difference. Even worse. worse.

Even worse, yeah. Because you never told your husband. Yeah. Here he is, standing there, and you smooched with some dude. You got married real quick, you know, and it's not enough time. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. How about one more? Why the blank does Amy care?

Amy sounds like a prude. Wow. Wait, I had no problem with y'all kissing in public. Oh, my goodness. No, but you're upset that you didn't get to watch a private show. That came out wrong. It came out like you've been a... in your heart. I just meant y'all been dating

for a really, really, long time. No, not really, easy on the two reallys. Ten months. Oh, yeah, ten. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, ten. June 26th. I don't know what date was. I heard, I learned that in your podcast. We did a bobby cast. But it was about Mike D. really, and Mike D's 120-pound weight loss in him running a marathon.

But Lindsay was over at the house, and I was like, hey, talk about when you play guitar for 24 hours trip for charity. It was kind of like talking about just people doing things for long periods of time. Yeah. And yeah, she knew exactly how long we've been dating. I was like, how let you go to do you know if I do? Whoa, okay. All right, cool.

I'll take your word for it. So, yeah, anyway, thanks for all the Facebook comments. Yeah, thanks, guys. Appreciate that. And there's nothing. I would never date Amy. Yeah. Never.

Never. Yeah. Don't like you when you say that. I know she hates that. I mean, it's okay. You know what? Who knows? Maybe I would have dated you.

I don't know. Nope. You had probably dated me. I would never would date you. No way. Yeah. On the phone right now is Blake in Georgia. Blake.

Yes, sir. You have an update for me? Yeah, man. The advice you gave me the other day about the job, I went in and held my head up. I asked the question. Man, I landed the job. I start next week.

Oh, wait a minute. All right. Hold on a second. I remember this. So Blake called and was like, hey, I have a job interview. What do I do? And I was like, first of all,

you got to get your mind hype. Not your body. because they'll think you're on something. But get your mind-hyped. And this is the mind-hyped song right here. I say, go in during the interview, and you hold your head up, and you ask the questions. Make them feel like you're one step ahead of them.

And is that what you did, Blake? Yeah, man. Yeah, man. He sounds hyped. Yeah. Did it help you really? Come on, be truthful. Did my advice help you get the job, you think?

I think it did. I mean, it gave me the confidence that I really needed. I mean, I was worried about not. about doing something and nesting something up and saying the wrong thing. And I just kept my heckle already and landed it. That's what I needed to do. I love it. Hey, I love that, Blake.

I appreciate the follow-up, too. And so you start next week, like, what, Monday? Start Tuesday next week. Oh, man, congratulations. Let us know how that goes. Give us, like, a monthly update. We're curious to know. And I'll teach you how to move up the ladder next.

All right, man. I'll do it. I appreciate it. All right, buddy. See, you're breaking up here. Yeah. Yeah. Any time I need to mentally rock and roll.

if I turn on and then I open a door and I go game time and I dominate. Lunchbox and his wife are sleeping in separate beds. Why is that? Well, the NBA playoffs are going on right now and she is a Houston Rockets fan

and I'm a San Antonio Spurs fan and they are playing each other and so we're in separate beds until the series is over. Why? That sounds so trivial. Yeah, what's up? Why can't you sleep in the same bedroom for different teams? Well, you don't want to sleep with the enemy. You're not playing.

You're not playing point guard for the Spurs. I understand that, but I'm a diehard fan, and I feel weird sleeping next door because she tries to cheer for the Rockets. Is this one of those things you just say to get on the radio? Do I feel like this is probably... Do you want to call her and ask her? Well, I didn't know if y'all got in some big fight, or you watch the basketball game on TV.

You watch the hockey? Oh, yeah, yeah. It's basketball right now. It's basketball. Yeah. Go Spurs. That's my preference. But are you watching the game in bed so you're like No, no, no, no, we watch it on the couch, and when she cheers, I get annoyed because I'm a, like, if the Rockets, you know, hit a three, she's, yeah, and I'm like, stop. Then why can't you go to bed after that together? Because you're still the emotions and it's awkward, like, because, like, last night the Spurs win, and I'm all in a good mood, and she's in a bad mood.

And so I'm like, yeah, and I'm replaying the final play over and over, rewind in, she goes, you can take that off the TV now. And so I'm downstairs, she's upstairs. So the vibe is bad. The vibe is bad. Do we believe they're sleeping in separate beds? No. I don't either. Not one bit.

You can call her and ask her. I can? Yeah. Okay. Let's just see here. What's your number? I don't know. I have it.

Say her number over the year. Let her listeners call her. No way! We used to give lunchbox his number on the air every time. That was so dumb. And he's kept the same cell phone number the entire time, too. It was funny. He still has it.

He's the only cell phone number that I know, like in my heart. That's so weird. Yeah. That's the one. We had a piece of, like, voice guy going, saying his number. need to lose the game and go call the lunchbox now. 2-1-0. I need to say the number. Well, good luck with that.

I don't believe it, but good luck with that. I mean, hopefully it's over after tomorrow night. Here's Drew in Fort Lauderdale. Hey, Drew. Hey, Bobby, what's happening? Nothing. I'm kind of discredited in lunchbox's theory of he sleeps in different beds with his wife because they're rooting for different teams. But you also do this?

I agree with lunchbox 100%. All right. Go ahead. My fiance and I Last World Series with the Cubs and the Indians I'm a die-hard Indian fan She's a big-time Cubs fan We could barely watch the games together

In the same room And then after the games would go over One of us was either super upset or super happy So we slept We barely spoke for about a week During the World Series And then we slept in different beds the entire time So who got the good bed

The winner of the game? Or just her? She won that battle every time. She got it every time. Here's the difference in that. We're talking about a random playoff game. Secondly, the Indians of the Cubs, another one of those had won a World Series

and basically 200 years combined, right? Yeah. That was a much bigger deal. I just don't. And Lunchbox's wife is so laid back. I just don't see them sleeping in different beds because of a playoff game. Yeah.

But you act like it's her decision. It's my decision to sleep in the separate bed because I'm not going to go sleep with the enemy. The enemy. She's not your enemy. She's not your enemy. She was born and raised in Houston. That doesn't make her the enemy. I understand.

But she's the enemy and her dad texts and her brother texts. And it's like, are you guys are annoying. Victoria and Tampa. Yeah. No, I'm the same. I completely agree with lunchbox. No, stop all this. Go ahead.

My boyfriend is a Cowboys fan, and I am a diehard Philadelphia Eagles fan. And we went to Dallas last year and watched the game in Dallas. The Cowboys beat us in overtime. It literally still makes me mad talking about it. And I did not talk to him. We're walking through Arlington. He's like high-fiving every Cowboys fan that were walking past on the street. I was like shaking.

I was so mad. And yeah, we'll go days. And any random Eagles Cowboys game, we won't talk. The week leading up to it is like terrible at our house. after is terrible. We fight the entire week leading up to the game. We play each other twice a year, so it's rough. What about counseling?

Literally, the Eagles and the Cowboys might take us a couple therapy. If anything's going to do it, it would be that. Interesting. Okay, well, thank you for the call. To hear other people's stories, make me feel like maybe there's something to it. So if Lindsay countered your biggest rival, how

it would be a big deal? If there was, no. Like if she just hated Arkansas. Yeah. How would that work? First of all, we're not married. Okay? That's true. Well, we're hypothetical.

You know, she, you know, you're married in this scenario. Okay. If you're going to marry me, you can't not like Arkansas. Sweet. That's true. Bobby just wouldn't marry somebody. If we're being hypothetical, you have to like Arkansas to marry me. Okay.

You have to be a Razorback fan. That's a valid point. That's what the theme of the wedding is going to be. A bunch of Razorbacks. Red. Red. So, I mean, that's kind of part of it. Lunchbox, good luck to you.

What if the Spurs win the whole series? Then we can go back to being good. Do you just move out? You spend the week in a hotel. You should feel good. You won. Oh, it's not over yet. But, Genoble with the big block there at the end of the game.

Amazing. These guys are big Spurs fans. How's Tony Parker? He's out. He's out. Career's over probably. Thanks for bringing that up. I didn't know if he got back in.

Dang, source sensitive subject. Wow. Dang. Go sleep in the other room. My brains are going on these directions because, first of all, there's real-life politics. Second of all, there's scandal, the show. Third of all, there's designated survivor. All my storylines are getting mixed up with my life from all these.

Which one's real? I don't know. I'm so confused. I have to go in fact-check which one of them is real. They're all nuts. Like all of them's. All of threes of them. So I did catch up on all the shows.

Is scandal over for the season? I don't know. I'm not caught up. And I'm not cut up on designated Survivor. Oh, man. Don't watch them at the same time because you'd be like, wait a minute.

There's too many presidential shows, including the real one in real life that seems like a show to. And then House of Cards is coming back. Oh, no. I got an email from Frank Underwood and it was like, hey, we could use some charitable donors. And I was like, wait, what?

But it was a Netflix, like, promotional email. But it looked like one of those when you donate to a campaign. Yeah, yeah. Oh, that's clever. Lots of presidential shows. You get your storylines mixed up. Like on scandal, they just fired the FBI director,

Cohn. Wait, no, that's real. No, that's real. Oh, no. All right, Skinny time. Bobby Bohn's show. The latest from Nashville in Hollywood. Amy's 32nd Skinny. The 2017 CMT Music Awards nominees were announced yesterday.

Thomas Wrett, Kelsey Ballerini, Keith Urban. They lead the pack with four nominations each. You have until midnight June 5th to vote. CMT.com. The show airs June 7th. So it is official American Idol's coming back, so I found this list of country performers that were rejected by American Idol. Marin Morris,

Kane Brown, Hillary Scott, Mickey Guyton, and Colton Swan. All rejected by American Idol. I don't think the rejection part of it does a big deal because when you first go up, it's like three people at a time, people sitting at a table. That's true.

Hillary Scott, I think, got rejected twice, though. And then she joined Lady A, which that worked out for her. It's perfect. I'm Amy. That's your 30-second skinny. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. This is a Bobby Bones show.

Brett in Fort Myers, Florida. Hey, Brett. Hey, how are you doing? I'm good. Lunchbox is talking earlier, says that him and his wife are sleeping in different beds because of the basketball playoffs right now. He's a Spurs fan. She's a Rockets fan. You have a similar story? Yeah, well, my girlfriend and I are University of Michigan and Ohio State fans. one of the biggest rival rivalries ever. And her dad actually, his alma mater was Ohio State. You know, she's really big into that,

and he's actually passed away and stuff. But, you know, we still go to bed in the same bed. We still, you know, sit there and root for our teams in front of the TV. And, you know, we don't ever let that stuff go to heart. So I just like to say to lunchbox, you know, this is a woman you marry. This is a woman that you love and cherish and everything else. You're not going to sleep in the same bed over.

a game. Yes, I'm talking about. It's more than a game. It's a series. Yeah, well, the series means nothing in the big scope of your marriage and your life, buddy. Well, maybe to you, I don't understand how you say it means nothing. That's why you cheer for a team because it means something to you.

Brett, I appreciate the call. I'm done talking about this now, but there's a little bit of real life for you. A little tablespoon, a life right there. A reality. I mean, only one person said, oh, don't let it bother you. I just put on the good calls. Most people disagree with you.

That's all I'm saying. I got a pipe with my girlfriend. What? Yeah. And you know how sometimes when you're still in an investigation, you don't talk about it until the investigation is over? I can't really give you the details yet. Uh-oh.

Because it's still kind of in the middle of it a little bit. Okay. Why is that so shocking? We're real people. I know you are, but is the honeymoon phase starting to be over? The honeymoon phase has been over five months. Okay. Six months.

Okay. I just don't... I just don't picture her doing anything that causes any sort of fight. Oh, so you think it's me. Listen, as in these hearings, I can't reveal too much of the investigation right now. Okay. But you'd think it's me. I mean, yeah.

If I had to put money on something, yeah. Yeah. Is that bad? No. I mean, I am who I am. But I'm the worst to fight with because I don't like to fight. All I do is going. So you just like give up and move on.

And that's annoying. I just go into a hole. And it's like, all right, well, fight time. Yeah, because you're not wanting to address the issue. I just get into my cocoon and let it. go. But yeah, it's a thing, right? It's a little thing. And the thing is I haven't seen her since, I guess the weekend, but she's gone because she's doing shows. I won't see her for another week or so. So it wasn't even an in-person fight? It was, and then she had to leave

like four hours later. Oh, that's the worst. So it's going to drag out probably a little bit. We talked on, we talked on line yesterday, but we did FaceTime. So when's the investigation over? I can tell you about it later on. It's so trivial. It always is. It's not a core thing. It's And I'll say this. The investigation is going on, but it was definitely her fault. Okay. I believe you. We'll be the judge of that.

You don't believe that? No, not really. What? Yeah, like, come on, Eddie, lunchbox, who do you think? I know, Lindsay, I know Bobby really well. Yeah. But what would I have done? Yeah, stop.

You act like Lindsay can't mess up. That's like, you guys act like she walks on water. I know. She does. And thanks to my boy over here. Check it up for me. Like, I blame her. Me too.

What? She's awesome. It's an investigation. I can't say all a lot right now. But yeah, yeah, yeah. We're at like 83% right now. Oh. That's still a B.

Okay. It's not great. B minus. No, no, no, it's not. It's not? Nah, like 81's a B minor. Okay. Spirit cancels 150 flights, and there was total chaos at the airport.

I don't know if you got saw this, but it was like a brawl. And so I'll just give you a little bit of audio, and I can't give a whole lot, because I don't know what's being said in the brawl. This is an airport here in the America. It was awesome. The United States of America. Total chaos broke out because multiple flights were canceled due to a contract dispute between Spirit Airlines and its pilots. They had canceled 150 flights over two days.

And so, of course, there are 100 cell phone videos of this. I think there's many people filming as are fighting. And so it's travelers clashing with cops, employees, other passengers. Guys, I don't, our country has gone. Wow. total shipwreck, you know what I mean? Did you watch the fight on the Southwest flight? All these two guys, fist of cuffs.

I mean, boom, boom, knocking each other. It was, I think it was in hell. Wait, it wasn't the Hawaiian shirt guy. It's a different flight? No, that was from Japan. Yeah, this is like L.A. I mean, they go at it. They even knocked the flight attendant down.

Yeah, it's off the fight. That's bad. Boom, they're going at it. Oh, man. I mean, they are going. Wait, so is this like. Linesbogs had it pulled up for some reason ready to go. He didn't even know we were doing this segment.

Boom, they're going row to row. I mean, they are tumbling and rumbling and bumbling. Was this like the new thing? Like, let's see if we can make it on YouTube. Okay, a couple things. First of all. Just inside, a little inside baseball is what we call it. Things you shouldn't know, because there's no time to really talk about it.

Nobody on this show knows what segment we're about to do except for me. Like, I'm the only one that knows what we're going. That way, everything talked about on this show is organic. Other shows, they're like, okay, we're going to pre-plan this segment and talk about this here. But I'm always like, let's just see what happens. It may they go good or terrible. Right. Lunchbox had no idea about to bring that up.

He's like, look what I got up right now, fistfighting people on Southwest. He's probably watching it on a repeat. He's obsessed with fistfighting. He loves them. It was at the Burbank Airport. When was that? Yesterday or something.

It was on the seventh. Well, secondly, one, I think the culture of fights in airports and things happening as made people record them, and they get viral quicker. But again, something like that's going to get viral regardless. Put it on our Facebook page. Oh, yeah. I mean, it's a good one.

Are they in the air? No, no, no. They had flown from Dallas to Burbank for a short layover. And once they landed in Burbank, the fight erupts. Ooh, so it's during the layover. They were headed to Oakland. I mean, he'd be better if it was in the air. Oh, God, be so scary.

I guess. I don't know. No fights in the air. Or entertaining. I can't decide. I mean, I just get their phone up. I don't understand. Mm-hmm.

That's a good fight. fight. Yeah, oh no, yeah. They're rolling over the top of seats in that way there. Boom, get them. Look at the poor flight attendant. She ends up at the bottom. Did we talk about Eddie?

We talked about this, right? What? Where he was going to, like, sit down and then try to get into a fight. No? To get free tickets. Oh, no, we didn't talk about that. It's just you and I talked about it? Just us.

I never know. So they said, hey, if you want a free flight, you know, they're 400 bucks. We've overbooked the flight. And then he's like, I'm going to go up there and I'll just wait for a few hours to get 400 bucks and get a free flight. and we were coming back from stage coach the raging idiots played our band

and so he goes up he goes they told me I could go sit on the flight and they would tell they would tell me if there was an opening and pull me off the flight he goes but I'm not going to leave he's like how awesome would that be I'm like I'll give me the signal

he was like when I grab my ear start recording they're going to be like sir you volunteered to get out the play I'm like no I didn't and then he was like I'm going to start speaking Spanish

and I'm like Eddie stop it you'd be like racial profile I had it all planned out Eddie It's gonna be good When I go to my right ear Start recording That's awesome

And then we ended up not doing it Because it's not a thing to do It's not worth it Nah Yet Or is it Yeah People were asking me

I guess Saturday When we're gonna do Lunchbox Guess is people's weight again We can run that up Blackpole real quick If you want Oh you want to do that today

We can't Oh, okay, I mean... You have a few minutes. You feel in it? We'll grab some calls. Get in the zone. Whatever it takes you to get in the zone. Here's the game.

Lunchbox will talk to you. We'll give them 30 seconds. Are you doing males? Or just females? Just females. He can guess your weight within five pounds, just by talking to you for 30 seconds. So if you'd like to have lunchbox,

you'd ask your weight. Call. What's that a phone number? 877-77-Bobby. That's 877. B-O-B-B-Y. A little bit, I'm in travel brain. Like, I haven't been home in eight days.

Yeah. Because we were just, and then I was in California. That flight is a whole day. We had to fly back from L.A. yesterday. Because I went over, my friend Charlemagne, who does a morning show in New York, he put a book out. And so I went and did an interview with him and I actually interviewed him. And so we flew back all day yesterday. Mike D. and I did.

And I sat next to the nicest lady. Oh. And she had this book. She was making notes in the book, and she kept showing me her notes. Really? It was a little too nice. Okay. Too much.

Yeah, it was a little too much. It was like a self-help book, and she's probably 75 or 80 years old. And she would, like, highlight it, and she would, like, elbow me, and she would, like, show me the thing. And I was like... Oh, maybe that was something you were supposed to see. Maybe. Well, did you take any of it in? I was trying to take a nap.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. And she would waken you up? Yeah. I mean, I was just trying to rest. Whatever. I'll talk to someone next to me, but not have to. sleeping. It's great. I had headphones in.

It's a gym. Well, I still talk with headphones, but... You do? You'll talk to people? Yeah, you? Oh, yeah. I'll put headphones on to block Amy out. Sometimes I put the headphones on and I'm listening to music. Just because I'm like, Amy, I'm like, Amy, I'm like talking right now. You're not even listening to music? Sometimes I don't, yeah. And I'll have this book I wanted to read. And so Amy would be like, Amy just wants to talk. It doesn't matter where you are. Amy just wants to talk all

time. Which is a great trait. Sometimes I don't. Why would you roll your eyes at me? Because sometimes I want to sleep, too. Yeah, and that's when you sleep. Otherwise, if anybody else wants to sleep. Yeah, she was nice. Nice lady. Okay.

But she kept showing me in your little angel in disguise. Inspiring quotes. Yeah. American Idol's coming back. No host is confirmed. I don't think that. And it's on ABC. I don't think Ryan was going to do it.

Really? I got an idea. I was at ABC on Friday, I guess. That's why I don't think Ryan's going to do. I don't, what do I know? Because you were there? Oh, you got inside info? Listen, if a few people don't do it, I'll probably end up being the host.

What? But I'm not first up. And I don't think Ryan can do it. I don't think he has the, I don't think he can go back and forth because that's the LA show. And although he's flying back once a week, he's got to say, like, the Kelly and Ryan thing's completely thrown. But my thing about Idol is, I wonder why, I know they're bringing it back. But like, they cut it because it wasn't doing well. anymore. I guess ABC thinks they can re-vamp it? I guess so, like make it

different. Good again? Yeah. I mean, they're going to have to change something. Because unless it was the final season, I wouldn't have known who Trent Hartman. I wouldn't even watch that final. I didn't watch Idol the last four or five years. I watched it when it was big, the first five or six seasons. Kelly Clarkson-style. Like every week, I was die hard. Yeah. And then I kind of faded off. Like, it never got better than Clay Aiken, if you ask me. Oh, Clay. But, yeah. Oh, Clay. But, yeah. Oh, Clay. Don't ask me, though.

That's like psycho circus music. All right, so we're going to do lunchbox guesses, call there's weights. If you've never heard this segment before, brace yourself. It's really dumb. But what he can do is he can talk to you, and within five pounds, he can guess your weight. Are you ready over there? I don't know we're going this quick. I mean, I didn't mentally focus, but yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, okay, don't give anything. Like, for example, Nicole in Portland, Tennessee, are you there? I'm here. Okay, I'm really appreciate you calling, but what I want to do is have a talk with you first. Don't say anything that could tip off your weight, because he'll try to trick you sometimes, okay? Okay. Okay, so what he'll do is he'll have 30 seconds, and he can guess it within five pounds. Lunchbox, are you ready?

Oh, what is her name? Her name is Nicole. Here we go. And action. Hey, Nicole. Yes. What's your favorite TV show of all time? Uh, the Food Channel,

Hi to your woman. How many times do you cook dinner for your family a week? Uh, once or twice. How many times do you shave your legs per month? What? All right, time. Don't answer that.

Wait, what time are we do? Okay, can you guess our weight with a... What did it? Hey, everything's got a reason. Guys, how many times do you wipe your butt in two dozen, All right. You don't question the scientist. You guys are trying to distract me.

What's her name again? Her name is Nicole. Oh, Nicole. Okay, how much does she weigh within five pounds? Oh, she definitely weighs 140 pounds. He says 140. Nicole, how much do you weigh? 137.

Oh! Hey! Did she shave your legs for this? Okay. I mean, I guess I could give him some insight into her, you know, how well she takes care of herself, maybe? Or the weight of the hair. All right. Celine in Fort Hood.

How are you? I'm good. How are you? Thank you for calling. I'm really good. Lunchbox is going to ask you some questions. You can answer them if you want. Sometimes they're just weird.

Would you like to play lunchbox guesses your weight? I sure would. She's not going to get this. I'm going to stump the chump. Oh! Stump the jump! Stump the jump! Stump the jump!

Sorry, that's me. I just thought me the jump. Yeah, go ahead. Okay, you have to listen. I'm sorry, I'm getting in mode. Celine. Celine. No, no, no, no.

No, it's Jolene. Oh, Jolene. See, that makes a difference. Well, they wrote Celine on the screen. Jolene, how tall are you? I am 64 inches. Wait. What?

Okay. Are you in the military? Yes. What do you do in the military? I'm a special agent. And so how many days a week do you go to PT? five days a week. How much can you get Vince

Dress? Time, time, time. Good call on the military because she is from Fort Hood. Yeah, I know Fort Hood, Texas. I know Jolene's in the special forces. And if you're in the military and she's 64 inches,

I still have no idea how tall that is. But she has to work out to stay in shape for the military. Jolene. Stop the jump. Stop the jump. Stop the jump. Stump the jump.

Jolene. Yeah. I'm going to say, you won 18. 118 because you rhyme what 118. Jolene Jolene is 118. Jolene How much do you weigh, Jolene?

1 16. Oh! That what? Stomp that what? Okay. What? Okay. Okay.

Yeah. Okay. Let's do one more. Oh boy. Boy, stop that what? Yeah. We got to stop that what. All right. Let's go.

celebrating with me. Let's go to Jenna. Jenna, good morning, and thank you for calling the show. I'm glad that you called in. How you doing, Jenna? Okay, there you go. I'm good, lunch, box. How are you? Oh, man, I'm feeling good. Are you having a great day so far? I'm starting the time, lunch, box.

If you're talking, I'm starting the time. Hey, Jenna, what's your favorite dessert? Um, a Reiki cup. Okay, how many hours a week do you watch TV? Maybe four. When's the last time you've been to the gym? This morning. And how many hours a week do you work out?

Probably three. How tall are you? I'm 5'4. And what do you do for a living? I work as a receptionist for TWRA. Ah, gotcha. Stump, Stump, Stump, jump, stump, stop the jump. Guys, she sits down all day.

Yeah? I don't believe her that she only watches four hours of TV a day. Okay, okay. I don't believe that. I think that's a lie trying to throw this guy off. Okay. Trying to make me look like a jump up in here, up in here. All right, Jenna.

Okay. This is not the Jenna from real world and the challenge. No. Okay. So I am going to guess you are 282 pounds. He says 282. Jenna. Jenna, what do you weigh?

I weigh 284. What about his running around the studio? Crowd goes crazy. How did you even get that within two pounds? Jenna, have we ever met you before? Is the lunchbox to know you? No, he has tweeted me before, but we've never met. That's what I'm talking about.

Jenna, go get your Reese's cup of breakfast, celebrate. You just won on Lunchbox. Guess is your way. All right. All I do is we are here, we know. Three for three. Oh, my. I can never get enough.

Everybody has go up. And they stay there. And they stay there. I mean, listen, it's amazing. Say what you want. It is amazing. He's never met her before. Unless he tweeted him and said, I'm about to call in.

Is that true? My computer's down. I'm not on the Twitter. On the Twitter. An Amy pregnancy update coming up in a minute. Except not so much update, but a little something I noticed. Oh. That it haven't brought up quite yet.

A little something in my back pocket that is sitting there. What? Yeah. Okay. A little observation that I made. that I think I should bring to the public's attention. Okay. That's what we do here on the show.

There are now waffles and syrup flavored Oreos. Hmm. Okay. Waffles and syrup. Sounds pretty good to me. It's like a waffle on the outside of both sides. A little syrup in the middle. They're available right now at grocery stores if you're owned by Albertson, so it's like Safeway.

What grocery stores did you have? Because it's all regional. And sometimes they're owned by the same people. They just change the name. Yeah. Because for me, growing up in Arkansas, we had, Pigley Wiggly and food for less. And then when Walmart took over, because I lived in a town of 700 people, and so there

was, we went to town. We didn't consider ourselves town. We had no traffic lights. Like people didn't come to your town for groceries. You had to leave. We had to go to town. Right. And I've told the story before is, and when you went to town during a weekday,

you would go let everybody else know you going to go to town in case they needed anything. So you go, two houses over Macs. They go, hey, do you need anything? Hey, Scott, do you need them to town? And so that was Walmart When Walmart turned the Super Walmart It changed the game It's a big deal

Because Walmart was That was the place to go And my day had groceries too It was like You can go get oil and groceries So But it was pigly wiggly and food for less Yeah

For you? Grew up in Austin So it was HGB all the way I had Safeway Apple Tree Randalls And HB Albertsons

Yeah Wow Eddie HB That was it. Down in the Valley? But yeah, I was like you when Walmart turned into Super Walmart, mind-blown. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It was like a Disney World of things. Huge. Yeah, what do you need? Just name it. A car stereo. Okay, got it at Walmart. What else you need? Milk.

Got it. Okay, we're good then. What else you need? A tire. Tires, yeah. Got it. Just one. Amy mentioned this in the skinny a couple hours ago, but the 10 most re-watchable movies of all time.

So I can watch it over and watchable movies of all time. It's like I can watch it over and over and over again. I was thinking about mine. I watch Hitch, if it comes on TV over and over and over again. I watch office space on my own. Like if I'm traveling and I just want to check out, I'll watch office space. And that's old now. And then I like the movie with Russell Crow.

Gladiator? Yeah, I can watch Gladiator over and over again. I was thinking about my list. I'll read you theirs. This is from Rancor.com, Forrest Gump, which is really good. Back to the Future Jurassic Park The Princess Bride

I've never seen that That's good And everybody that said that too That has seen it's like I just I've never seen it I guess as a kid it came out And it had the word princess in it And I was like why would I want to watch movies

They had the word princess in it Yeah I was like it was a princess movie I don't watch Rainbow Bride So I want to watch Princess Bride It's got two of them Princess and Bride Makes sense

But yeah apparently I was wrong about that Because I was watching This Is Us they had a princess bride party he did. Remember that episode? Yes. But she is a princess. Yeah?

Writers of Lost Dark, die hard. Shawshank Redemption. That's a good one, too. Put something on the list. Personal list. Okay. Party dancing. You can still watch it right now over and over?

Yes. Does that hold up, though? Yeah. They're about to do the live version of it. May 24th on TV. Are they? Yeah, I'm right. I have it on my calendar.

I don't want to miss it. I thought they're remaking the movie or not. They're just doing it's a live musical. I guess that's what it is. What they're doing? Wait, there's two different things. Are they remaking the movie or are they doing like a hairspray? You want me to look it up?

I have right here. I really don't care. On my calendar, I have dirty dancing live. Yeah. Lunchbox? Braveheart. You can watch it. Don't do it.

Don't yell into the mind. Okay, I'll back away. No. You may take our lives, but you'll never take our freedom. So good. Every time. Where are you going? Field of Dreams.

Oh, good one. That's on TV. I'm stopping everything I'm doing to watch it. What will you watch, though, if you're like, I'm going to have four hours right in the car if you're not driving? Like if you're going to start up in the beginning. Four hours, Forrest Gump. Right?

Almost famous. Oh, ho. I love that one. Pretty woman. No? No? No, probably not. I wouldn't.

I haven't seen Pretty Woman or Dirty Dancing. That's another one I stopped for. And it's always on ABC Family. That's weird to me A. A movie about prostitution on ABC Family. I think they changed

the name of ABC Family though. Whatever it is now. But while it was ABC Family though I do think that was a thing. Yes, it was. Coming up in a second

we'll do tell me something good. A company stepped up did something awesome for a retired employee who had been robbed and so will you tell me something good coming up in like

four minutes or so you'll be able to hear that so hang out there. How much does prom cost nowadays? 250? Closer to a thousand bucks. What? What?

What on earth? How do kids even afford that? Credit cards, I guess, unless you're rich. I don't know. Kids don't have credit cards. Do you know, I saw where you now, a lot of parents, instead of giving an allowance, they have a debit card, and they just put their on their prepaid debit cards. I kind of like that.

Instead of giving them cash. And it also teaches them money management. I'm writing that down. Like prepaid, right? Yes. No, dude. They give them real life credit cards with no limit. Yeah.

They have to access to all the monies. Just let them go. Bobby Bones, everybody. Transmitting across America. So yesterday, our audio producer Ray was talking about how he was hanging out with Michael Ray. Michael Ray's a new country song, new artist here. Maybe you would know this song right here. You guys were hanging out where Ray?

It was the Luke concert and we were at a hotel before it. How did you end up at a hotel with Michael Ray? I was just randomly in the lobby grabbing a drink right before the show, and I saw him and went and got a picture. So you went and got a picture with him? You're like, hey, can I hang out with you? Then we just ended up talking for like 10 minutes and hanging out. So Ray came on here.

It's so weird. Random. Ray is so random. So you end up hanging out, and then he says, hey, meet me at the bus. We're going to have a party. Yeah, he talked about this bus party before he was going to go to South Carolina. And you go to the bus, he's not there. Not there.

And I was supposed to get a text, too, and there was never a text. And so you claim he ghosted you. Yeah, which is just not responding, no communication on his part whatsoever. It was just, like, nothing. Like, you didn't even have a phone. So following Ray's leave, he said, hey, until this gets solidified as to what exactly happened, Michael Ray has been banned from the show. I don't really know what happened anyway.

I don't even know what Michael has ever been on the show, has he? No, I don't think so. Okay, well, he's banned right now, right? So, Ray, what has happened since? Well, yesterday, I'd say probably an hour after we talked about it. He called me. I had phone call. And then I also had text message, and he said that basically he didn't get my text.

Oh, come on. Maybe he didn't. That's crap. If he wants to get your text, that's crap. Go ahead. So I said something back like, man, not cool. You ghosted me. And then he texted me again and said, we left town early, too.

Now, didn't you go to the bus But the bus was still there? So he was kind of saying like They'd left the concert or whatever I don't know I have no idea Do you believe him? Basically he was saying

Do you believe him? Not the text thing Everybody gets text messages I don't know how a text never goes through Should we keep the band going? I think the band still needs to keep going Band is in effect still My friend's no band from the show

Yes But if he left town I totally get that No worries whatsoever But the text thing It had to have gone through I've gotten every text somebody's ever sent me In your life, ever

I would agree with that too, yeah Solidarity Still banned from the show Okay All right It's hardcore Hey, you mess with one of us You mess with all of us

Everybody else want to ban anybody Why you're at it? I'm in the band and mood Huh My whole personal life's a little on tilt right now So I'm in the band in mood I'm just going to go crazy Yeah, we need to know more about this, tilt

Oh, it's not just Oh, the girlfriend's stuff's good We just got into a fight Oh We get into a little We have a normal relationship. Okay. I'm in a weird place right now.

Okay. I like life decisions to make. You know? Personal or business? Not girlfriend related. Not that kind of like, but personal business. Okay. You'll know soon enough.

Hey. Does it affect our personal business lives here? Amy always on snow if it comes back to her. Is Amy going to be okay? Eddie, you should probably be asking the same question. I'm not worried about it. Okay. No stress.

Don't worry about it. I'm fine. I'll go. I guess I'll go be a mom. Too, too. Okay. This things, you know. Big things, little things.

Dangerous things. Wild things. Let me give you the code. Yeah. The dirty bird does no dancing. Okay. Figure that out and we'll come back to it. The dirty bird does no dancing.

You hear me on Dancing with the Stars? No. I don't think so. I think that ship has sailed. I had one opportunity to do that and I wasn't able to do it. Right now, my contract, I can't do it. Oh. Because I have to be way too long.

Hmm. Although, Ryan did just move a studio to New York. Uh-oh. So I could go dance all evening and do the show in the morning. That's always the option. But I just don't feel like that's right for me right now. I think I could do pretty good, though. Yeah, I think so too.

I'd be the guy to get up there and tear an ankle, though, first day. For sure. Like, oh, it would be terrible. A lot of people want to know if Amy's pregnant, right? And so Amy is the one that brought this up. Don't jump on me on Facebook because we're talking about this. Because Amy is the one that about a week ago was like, oh, if I'm pregnant right now, I'm going to be so upset. Because she's been trying to get pregnant for 20 years, basically.

Yeah, like seven. Same thing. Feels like 20. And so she's been in this four-year adoption process. And in the next like 50 days, the kids are finally moving into the house. and so she was nauseous and she was vomiting during the show but it wasn't chills and bumps sick mumpsick bumpy sick whatever you call it

and then she couldn't smell coffee and then she had put on a little weight and it was all these things that were happening and then I started thinking of myself was Amy drinking during IHeart Country Festival Good question and I remember going up to her because it was a pretty long day for all of us

and I was like hey anything to drink she was like no I've had nothing to drink huh. Hmm. And it just popped into my head last night as I'm laying in bed. I was like, and not only that, the week before I did my stand-up comedy show in Nashville, nothing to drink.

Interesting. She was like I had nothing to drink. Yeah, you thought I had, but I had not. Right. I'm just saying as the clues trickle in, it's feeling more and more like there could be something to this. That's a good point because after your comedy show, we were all going to the bar and her husband was ready to go. Amy was ready to go home. That means she was tired.

I was tired. Why was it going to go have a drink? Mm. Okay. We had liquor in our dressing room, and I remember Amy saying, oh, you guys have liquor. She never touched it. At I our country? Yes.

Yeah. Well, y'all got all this stuff. I was just fascinated with all this stuff you have back there that people just give you. I was like, wow, this is amazing. You just walk in and you've got food and drinks and Yeti coolers. Well, I have a rider. Yeah. Like when I go, you say, what do you need to feel comfortable?

And so mine's not that crazy. but then they also gave us like stuff because we were performing. That's extra stuff. Yeah. All kinds of almonds and they got everything. Sponsors. I took some. Good for you.

Did you take any alcohol? Did you drink any alcohol? Oh, there was a bottle of Tito's that was left. That wasn't the question. Did you take it? Yeah, I gave it to my dad. Did you drink it? No, I gave it to my dad.

Whole bottle. Interesting. It's like, here you go. Interesting. Interesting. Is Amy pregnant? Yes or no? Yes.

For sure. I'm still going to lean on. No. But man. There are only so many facts you can argue, you know? For now, I'm going to go no, though. I would just be sleeping and I could feel the air just go off. And it would say that it was still

on, but it was like it was just shutting down. So I called the air conditioner guy and he's like, oh, here's a problem. It freezes. There's a leak in it, and it freezes. And so when it turns into ice, it just shuts down. So I have to get the whole thing fixed. It's still under warranty, but

the number so much. Like, without warranty, it was going to be like $3,700. What? With warranty, it's $1,800. Whoa. It's still a lot. No, it's a whole lot. Yeah. I think he just told me that first number, so I wouldn't be as flinchy when I heard the second number. It worked on me just now.

I was like, well, okay, at least you didn't have to pay the $3,700. So, and it's still not fixed because they have to order all the parts. That's so hard being an adult. It's like refrigerators, Fire, air conditioners, you kids out there have no idea. Nope. What's someone who had explained it to me.

Yeah. So that's what I have to do. I had to pay $800 for an air conditioner. Is that why when you come in the studio, you crank it up, like real high? No. Listen. Because it's really cold. It's not.

It's not. Let me tell you what happens every day in the studio. I walk in and I go, Eddie, and I snap my fingers at him. Yeah, you're starting to snap now, which is not cool to me. Hey. You're doing it while we're on air, too, and I'm just like, why is he snapping at me? Because I have to need to get your attention. Because you're over there gambling online or something.

But it can't wait till the commercial thing. I get hot. I sit underneath this massive board. And by the way, it's a terrible board. Our studio is a big turd, right? We're working in a big turd room. And so the heat radiates off this thing. And I need Eddie to turn the air down fast.

And everybody else is freezing. We need to get you a little, you know, air-conditioned chair or something. Yes. For your house, too. By the way, I'm the only one that doesn't have a chance. chair still. How funny is that? Lunchbox has Cherry Underwood from Carrie Underwood. It feels great. Tim McGrossum.

Eddie has a chair from Tim McGrawl that like turns four different directions. Amy has a chair from Dirk's Bentley with Dirk's face on it and says Pimp and Joy. And I'm over here in the old backbreaker still. So what's the deal? Yeah. I don't know. I've been at town so long. I guess I don't know.

Maybe it's, yeah, maybe it's in the mail. Maybe. It's stuck in the mail. Everybody's just mailing stuff. I don't know. Yeah, I'm still, oh, back hurts. My back feels great. This is the best chair ever.

I was up with my dog last night for the first time. I was good to see my dog. He's either super anxious that I was back and like excited because I haven't been, or he doesn't remember me anymore. What? He's 14 years old and he was going crazy last night, just running around the room. So either he's super happy to see me or he's just so old, he doesn't, there's some stranger in the bed. So it's one of the two. He's getting at that point now where every once in a while, little traces of a post.

puppy will come out in him. But still, he just lays around and sleeps all the time. Yeah. It's uphill from here. Ooh. I do give him this wet dog food now because the vet was like, he has to eat and sometimes to dry food's a little hard for him. It's like crack.

I don't even know what crack feels like, but it's got to be like this. Because he loves it. Oh, I just lift my arm up like I'm walking toward the refrigerator. He's over to it. Like, loves it so much. So, but I could, and I used to, I could just fill the dog. bowl full all the time. He'd stay full.

He'd never eat past what he was. He'd eat until he's full and he's done. You know, he wouldn't just eat the whole time. Oh, wow. And now I have to measure it out and put it out. Because he'll eat it all. Is that good? No, he'll just eat, period.

Oh. We're going to be like that one day. Oh, yeah. I'm starting to see it. My dog now that we're also aging. I always thought I was invincible. That's why I treat my kids so well. Because I know they're going to be taking care of me someday.

That's why? Of course that's why. Anything they're going to put you in a home? I hope not I'm going to start telling them that now So they don't do it That's a talk you have to have Of course

What? Are you going to keep your parents In your home Especially if you're married Because if it's the in-law moving in Or are you going to put them in a home? Have you guys talked about that? Yeah, we'll take in our parents

I don't have any So Okay You know that kid Carter Nugs for Carter Oh, the Nugget did Yeah, yeah

He tweeted Wendy's It was like Hey Let me get some nugget How many retweets for a whole year? And they were like 18 million. And so he didn't hit 18 million yet, but they've already hooked him up because he broke the Twitter record. Which was who?

Ellen. Yeah, she had 3,430,000. He now has 3,431,000. So they hooked him up. Wow. It's the most retweeted tweet of all time. Think of all the free press that Wendy's got from that. Awesome.

He was retweeted 3.4 million. time because he was like, hey, I need some chicken nuggets. That's funny. Nugs for Carter works. He's like famous. Got nuggets, man. He's got to live. All right, let's hear this moral dilemma that lunchbox is going through.

So what's happening in your life is causing some sort of problem? Well, a charity offered to fly me and my wife to the city so I could emce an event. And they're going to pay for our flights. Well, my wife thinks since it's a charity that we should pay for our own flights. And I said, no, it's a charity. They want me to MC. So we should let them buy our flights. And so my wife says, we should buy our own flights or let them pay for my flight and my wife buy her own flight.

But me being, you know, the realist, I think, hey, they want to buy both our flights. They offered, let's take them. Because you are a moralist. Not the word you're looking for, was it? Oh. He's eating, too. I don't know why he puts food in his mouth before he goes like. What are you eating?

I'm eating some trail mix. Okay, we're doing a radio show. Yeah, it happens. It happens. No, it shouldn't. Guys, we're supposed to be doing a national radio show. We talk. All right.

So what you're looking for is I'm a businessman making business deals trying to get that money. Sorry, I thought you're looking for a moralist there. No, you're not. So I don't know what I'm supposed to do. What's the charity? It's called Meredith's Mission. Are they promoting that you're going to be there? Yeah.

Okay. You should want to pay for your flights, both of them. Boom. Because this is what happens. If they're using, in a good way, you, to get people to come to an event, hopefully donate and create more money. If they want to pay for a flight,

they could do that too. I mean, there's no issue with that. There are times whenever the raging Indians have played charity shows, and I can't afford to spend thousands of dollars to get the whole band. out there. So they cover the fee just to get us out there. And that's just part of it because their goal is to make more money. Okay. You know what I mean? Yeah, I know I agree. I was with you and my wife was the one that was trying to argue with me. Tell not to go. Yeah, I mean, if she

wants you, she could buy her ticket, but you should let them pay for yours. Tell her not to go. Okay. Hey, if you don't want... You guys are sleeping in different beds right now anyway. That's right. I'll leave her behind. How's a wedding relationship going? Oh, it's good. Oh, you know what? It's like two years. Two years in a couple days Really? Yeah, I got to remember that Right, I got married to May Yeah, you did

That's gonna is right? Yes, 100% Do you not know your anniversary day? Well, I know the date What is it? The 16th of May I think so Because a couple of times on air

I've said June and people have tweeted me And told me May Hold on, I can look at my ring, hold on Oh, it's engraved in your ring? Yeah, I think It's May How do you not know this if it's engraved on your ring? Yeah, there it is. May 16th. There it is.

Two years. Yeah. What have you learned in two years of being married? Well. Really? Like, what have you learned about yourself? What have I learned about myself? Yeah. I mean, that I'm pretty awesome to live with.

I mean, really, I'm pretty good. I'm pretty easy to get along with. I make a lot of things fun. You don't let your life sleep with you because she cheers for a different basketball team. I've learned that also. I'm stubborn. You didn't know this before her? No, I knew all this, but I don't know that I've learned anything that really groundbreaking.

We were doing the same with maybe yesterday, what makes a house at home, maybe it was Friday. Yeah, it was yesterday. It was yesterday? Yeah. And it was like, my mortgage? And I was like, but what about things I doubt? Well, I go live in a neighbor's house if I paid the mortgage. He's not very deep.

You know, he doesn't think very deep. What do you mean? That's not deep. I mean, that's like surface, like, obviously, that's what makes a house a home. You're like technically the mortgage makes it my house. No other things make it a house. No, it doesn't. Like what makes your house a house?

A home. A home. It has your belongings. Okay. Me, I can say from experience now having that I framed and hung pictures, it really makes my house feel like the home. But for you, your house is a home because of. The mortgage payment. Okay.

But that's fine. Would your wife do the same thing? Yeah. For sure. But, yeah, I mean, she doesn't have to pay it. I pay it. Are you got to having a baby soon? Not that I know of.

All right, there you go. She hadn't told me. You heard it here first. She needs to hold it on you? Maybe she has a secret to tell me she's just, you know, not telling me, but as far as I can tell, no baby. In the next year, you'll have a baby. If you had to guess, you had to bet money on it. In the next year, we have a baby.

Oh, yeah, I guess, yeah, but, I mean, it's all up to her. Why? What? Because she has to get pregnant. Okay. I can't get pregnant. That's true. He can't.

That's right. I mean, I'm absolutely right. So don't try to argue with me about pregnancy. He goes, I'm absolutely right. But I mean, you can't just leave it in her hands. You know what I'm saying? Well, I understand that. I mean, you can't.

You can tell her to just come back. I mean, I could. You sent over to raise. And you get sent you don't have to be involved. That's true. You don't want. You don't want. You don't.

Yeah. Good point. Yeah, good luck. Man, everybody can be having babies around here, you know? I know. It's all going to come and like a nest, too. Like lunchbox, Amy, Bray. You?

I don't know about me, man. That'd be a big day. I don't know about me. I'd love it. Yeah. That'd be groundbreaking. I mean, that would, that'd break the internet. You think so?

Oh, yeah. Bigging out. Okay. Oh, if you said you're having a kid, it would just like, I mean, that would be CNN. Oh, my gosh. Can you imagine Bobby with a baby? Amazing. It'd be awesome.

It'd be so cute. No chance. I got to go. Under the category of songs that make everybody smile all the time. Put this one in it? Of course. All the people, all ages. Even young people.

Would your kids like this song, Eddie? Absolutely. I've got sunshine on a cloud a day. Enjoy a smile on us here on Wednesday. When it's cold up, so I've got the month of May. Say what can make this way my day? It's a good one, huh? It's a great.

I just looked around the room, but I was kind of singing along and put their head down. That's a good one. I saw a picture of Lauren, Toma Trott's wife had Instagrammed. I guess the first time

I've been home in a month. Yeah, she was excited to see him. And so her post was like, I haven't seen him tomorrow. Yay for seeing him. Or whatever the picture was. It was cute. Just like hugging him.

Yeah, it was a good picture. And so Amy had asked me because I don't, don't see Lindsay a lot, especially now. She's going out with Brad Paisley, and she's gone all this week. But I think I'm built to be okay. You know how camels put water

in their humps? Yeah. I store it in there. I think I've been doing that with girlfriend time. I've been putting it in my humps, storing it. Oh. So storing Lindsay and your hump? I think so. Yeah. So, because there's going to be three and four and five weeks at a time. We just don't see each other. That should be fine, right?

Yeah. Yeah. Good luck with telling her that you're stored that time in the hump. Oh, is that one of those things I shouldn't say? It doesn't really work that way. Well, actually, it is sort of cute. To say that I've spent enough time with you, so we're good. That, Eddie, you're interpreting it the wrong way.

Oh, okay. That's how I see it. Sorry. No, Bobby could spin it and just say. Well, no spinning. I talk honestly. Okay, well, then tell me honestly. Have you been purposefully putting Lindsay away in your hump?

Or is it just like you feel like you've gotten so much time with her? You're good. Your hump is full. Where I am now, in my life, I'm 37 years old. I've been single, like unmarried, my whole life. I can go forever. I can do five weeks standing up, sat down in my head. Without missing her?

Without anything. Sitting in a room with nothing. You'll miss her. Your hump will run dry. Yeah, you're going to miss that breakfast in the morning when she doesn't wake up. She has to been here, though, for days. Well, I'm just saying over the time of not having breakfast made for you every morning, you're going to be like, man, I wish you was here.

But besides that, you may be fine because you're used to being on the road by yourself and watching TV by yourself. So your hump may be full, but the little breakfast thing, that's a little annoying. You're going to have your bed to yourself besides your dog. You're going to be like, man, this is awesome. So, I mean, I understand where you're coming from. I do get pushed off the bed. I'm not going to like to him.

She stays over. Like, I'm fine. I have a big bed. I have a sleep number, right? It's awesome. My left arm hangs over the bed. I'm so close to the edge. And I'm like, what's the deal?

Why? We have a whole. bed here. Do we, am I, like, hanging off the, I just want to be near you. Oh. I don't like, I hate that. I want bed space. Me, I want to, like, I want to, like, I want to make bed angels. Yes.

Like, I want, I want that space. That's not how it works in relations. Well, if you're going to have plenty of that then, I guess. Five weeks of bed angels. Headed your way. I can make all I want. Yeah. Well, live it up.

It'll be an interesting time for sure. Mr. Bob. You've been fired? Nope. Never been fired. Dang. That's pretty good, huh? Yeah, it's exemplary even.

Thanks. Lunchbox, you've been fired? I don't just know if I've been fired. I've been laid off. I've been laid off. Go ahead. Sam's Club 6416. I was a cart pusher.

I was just coming up on my three years and I got to work one day and I cleaned up the whole parking lot. Like, clean it up because coming in an afternoon there's carts everywhere. Clean it up. Perfect. and then Barbie says, hey, can I talk to you in the office? And I go in there and she's like, I hate to tell you this, but we're laying you off. And I was just like, what? And I was so mad.

I was like, why not tell me at the beginning of my shift? And before I cleaned up the parking lot, and after three years, this is the things I get. And I had to go clock out and walk out the door, hand over my badge. You're still upset about it. And by the way, you know the cop. No, you have a Sam's Club badge. I had to turn in my badge, and my firearm.

I hadn't handed in. It was sad, man. It was rough. I was like, man, I cannot believe I'm getting let go. I'm making too much money. Yeah, I was the highest paid cart guy. And so they said, boop, you're gone. We can hire two for the price of one.

And that's probably what they did. And Sam's Club 6416 never been the same. Wow. Because I really thought I was going to be there for life. Oh, yeah. I was about to say, do you think you'd still be there if you hadn't left? Like, I mean, I don't know. But I was a great cart pusher.

So I was laid off, and so I was mad for about a month or so, and then I transferred over to Walmart. Same company, but I had to take a pay cut. Oh, no. Big pay cut, but I mean, hey, a job was a job, you know? Yeah. I asked the FBI director, got fired. And so I also don't believe in jinxes.

We got fired from a TV station once, but only because the TV station went out of business. Right. And they never fired me. Eddie actually fired me, which was kind of cool. Which, they fired Eddie and then told Eddie to pass it on. Yeah, they said, just tell Bobby what's up. So they fired Eddie and they're like, oh, you're fired. By the way, let Bobby know he's fired too.

Yeah. And so I was just like, what? We were just hanging. I was, oh, yeah, by the way, you're fired too. And I was like, all right. That's pretty cool. I got to fire Bobby. Like, think about it.

You guys would love this, wouldn't you? How cool would be it? That's true. That's true. That's true. No, but it'd be awesome because if anything were to happen, Bobby would fire you. What? No, I'm just saying, like, you can't fire Bob at this position.

Amy, if a ship goes down, I go down, I'm keeping you. I'm not going to hear. We're good. Where are we going to go? Go! Hey, these other guys can swim for themselves. Bobby, I'm not very good swimmer, Bobby. I need a light fan.

Hey, it's throw me a wrap. Eddie have been fired? Nope, just laid off with you, buddy. That one time? That one time. We both got fired. Eddie should have got fired once. He drove the news van out into traffic.

Dude, that was a bad year. Someone's saying, hey, you're clear. You need to pull out and they're watching out of the lane for you. Yeah, I do that all the time for people. There's like, there's nobody coming. They're like, okay, you can go. Eddie was driving his news van, and he drove across, and boom, somebody nailed him in a news van. And it was sad, too, because I remember my boss telling me, like, I think I might have to fire you for this.

Oh, my goodness. And I was like, what? We're getting a car wreck? And I was like, yeah. Lunchbox and I almost got fired for radio. Oh, boy. That was which one? Well, there have been many times.

There have been a few times, but when lunchbox got put in jail, that was a bad one. That was the bad one. Because we went into, there was a whole thing that happened, and lunchbox got put in jail, and our general manager, his name was Dusty at the time. And his two, my dog is named after. Thank you, Dusty.

He said, as long as this doesn't make national news. What Lunchbox did was he put panty hose on his head and just went and bought some gum in a store. And we were just gauging in the reality. bought it, paid for it. Yeah. And didn't do anything else, but the guy, rightfully so hit the panic alarm. A cop car was held lunchbox at gunpoint on the side of the road.

Then in the parking lot, they held him in the back of the cop car, put him in jail. It ended up been a national news story. We were on like the bonehead story of the day on late night television. It was the whole thing. And it started with as long as it doesn't make any news bigger than town, you guys are good. And it blew up. We were suspended without pay for weeks. God, it was terrible.

It was terrible. This is PA. too. I'm glad to, PA. Pre-A. Oh. Yeah. PA. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I'm glad you're going to get fired because then I would have never...

But we got her job back and then I got a puppy dog and named him Dusty after our general manager, Dusty Black. So what would you have done if you got fired? You'd just gone somewhere else? I'm gone somewhere else. Yeah, I just went somewhere else. I don't know. I was just, because the craziest thing was they had just done this magazine story in one of the trade publications.

Like, every kind of industry has their own publications, like radio has their own version. Yeah. And so they had done this whole thing because I was like 22 host. I was the youngest morning show host in one of the big markets in the country. And so they did this whole cover story on me. And I'm not kidding. Two weeks later, lunchbox was in jail and we were suspended. No, what you don't even remember, the next

night was our anniversary an anniversary concert with most lonely boys. And we didn't even get to go. They had to change the name to the station like, oh! Yeah, that's right. It was the Bobby Bone Show anniversary concert, and we got suspended. And they just changed it to anniversary show. Oh, that's terrible.

We love the Lonely Boys. Yep, so we didn't even get to go. Did you end up walking by their lunchbox? No, I didn't go near there because I was told to stay away. Yeah, we weren't allowed on the grounds or anything. Yeah. And they charged lunchbox with terroristic threatening. And so they dropped it finally because he really did nothing legally wrong.

Yeah. It wasn't smart. Right. And he had to miss this. Dang. Remember this? Damn. That was a crazy time.

We almost got fire over that once. I remember all the other radio stations talking about us like, oh, they're fired. And that's what put us on the map. I wouldn't do it again. I would never do it again. But they tried to arrest me,

and I was like, I didn't do anything. You really didn't do anything. They were like, we're taking you downtown too. And I was like, he did it. Taking you downtown. Way to have my back, Bobby. He did it. That's all him.

It was his idea. Hey, my career was a. almost over before it really got going. What were we going to ask? Well, you weren't, there's not a, what's it called, and you're an accessory to the crime? Oh, yeah. Listen, I didn't do anything. You were the mastermind, though. Okay, but I didn't do anything.

It's like lunchbox was your hitman. Whoa. That's lonely boys, dude. They did our concert. Our anniversary. You guys, like you been on the year, one year, and your assistant did. We didn't even make it here. Oh, man, being fired.

That's crazy, man. The day's lunchbox. We had to sneak lunchbox out of the back of the jail because all the news stations were waiting on him. Wow, celeb. I remember the only person that would stick up for us was a writer for the statesman named John Kelso. Yeah.

And he was the only guy who wrote a piece. And he wasn't so much sticking up for us, but it was like their culture. You expect people to do nutty things to get ratings. But yet you're going to arrest them. But yet you're going to fire them for doing something that ended up not being illegal. I remember that, like, vividly.

Yeah, I still got that newspaper article. Do you? Oh, yeah, absolutely. Shout out John Kelso. Is he still right? I think he is. Man, he was awesome. Oh, thank you, Kelso. All I remember was that one article. That's crazy. Yeah. Those are the days. What a good dude. Those are the terrible days. I was depressed for like three weeks set on my couch. I was like, that's it.

But you didn't get fired. That's so cool. We had to go on the air for a whole day and apologize. For a whole show. I'm like kidding. I'm sorry. For a whole show, we had to apologize. So what does that look like? Can we play a game? game real quick? We're going to hit this top hour. What is it?

If you were going to fire someone on the show, who would you fire first? That's a good game. Since you brought it up, you, because I don't like this game. All right, there we go. This is a Bobby Bones show.

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