The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Guesses Weight + Graffiti In Amy’s Neighborhood + Guitar Riff Game

Episode Date: January 20, 2020

Lunchbox only gets to ask listeners a few questions and then he has to guess how much they weigh within five pounds. Amy is concerned about covering up graffiti in her neighborhood. Plus, we play the guitar riff game! Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Come on, Bobby. More studio. Boy! Good. I was reading the story how the app. Average adult hasn't made a new friend in five years. And I started to think to myself, have I made a real friend in the last five years?

Because the whole thing is they say that normal adults have five good friends, three best friends, and they haven't made like a real, real new friend in the last five years. So what do you think about that? I have in the last five years. But like right at that five year mark. Yeah? Like someone that you would go, if I needed to borrow some money

or if I needed to come pick me up. Oh, yeah, for sure. Yeah. Yeah, you? In the last five years. It's tough. I would say yes, because I would say I could probably call Morgan number two. I think she's a friend.

I know it's work, but I have it probably. Morgan number two, do you think we're real friends? Yeah, I do. Oh, yeah, you do. I do think that. I think she's a real friend. So I think her, I haven't, oh, but maybe that's the only one. In the last five years,

don't we have some, like, guy friends you sort of hang out with? But I don't feel like you could call them for that. If I was like, I need a kidney. Oh, wow. Yeah. Like, that's a real friend. If you called so you needed a kidney, I'd give you a kidney. Yes.

Duh. Right. Now, I wouldn't even think about it. I'd be like, if I'm the only, absolutely, what do you need? Right. How many? You still, if you're still a couple from somebody else? I would do that for you.

Okay. You'd probably find me one, like, somewhere else. Don't worry about what I find you, know what I find you know what? before you'd be like listen I can't give you mine but I got you I found you one I think that's probably Morgan number two is probably the only

like Morgan number two would you give me a kidney? Yeah I would Yeah there you go that's awesome There you go Anyway probably everyone in this room would give you a kidney I don't think everybody would I think I think a lunchbox is holding on to his tight Yeah I need my kidneys what if one goes bad in me

Then I'm screwed You have a wiki Bobby be alive. That's right. I'm dead. I'm not worried about it. If I'm dead, if I'm dead, it doesn't matter. But you're not dead.

A lot of people survive on one kidney. Oh, yeah, totally, all the time. Didn't Selena Gomez get a kidney from somebody? They're her best friend. Yeah, her friend. Our friend, that's my point. The Bobby Bone Show. You guys were cutting commercials before the show today?

Yeah. Lunchbox and I have one together. Yeah, Buffalo Wild Wings. Okay, let me hear this. Apparently there's some drama with this. So this is Amy and Lunchbox doing a Buffalo Wild Wings commercial. Is Amy being rude? It is embarrassing on my part.

Amy is very rude. I'm telling you Buffalo Wildling. I'm telling you Buffalo Wild Wings for want. I'm telling you Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. Are you? I'm telling you Buffalo Wild Wings for lunch. I'll see you there. 11 to 2 p.m.

Hey, you want to go right now? You buying? Okay, yeah. Okay, so that's it. Amy goes, she gets a little hater. Like, are you kidding me? You keep messing up? like, how dare you?

Well, I just felt like he was just going, he did do that a lot. That's my mess up. Here's Amy. I know. This is the worst part. 10 seconds later. Yeah, I know.

I suck. Buffalo Wildly. Shoot. Buffalo Wild Wings, Tiffin and Finley. I just had one month up. That's a bad. But it was so awkward because it literally happened right after I got, was making fun of him. And then, ugh.

Who's the worst at doing commercials in this room? Oh, me for sure. Is it lunchbox? Yeah. And then Eddie? I'm pretty bad. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, no, no, no.

I am a lot better, Nettie. No, no, no, no, no. I am a lot better than Eddie. Oh, what does Eddie do so bad? Oh, he takes 30 minutes to do a 30-second commercial. Like, there's one they give me, and they just give me, like, three bullet points, or, and they're, like, make 30 seconds out of it. I'm like, oh, I don't know how to do all that.

So I start talking and I mess up a lot. That's it. But if I'm reading a spot, I'm pretty good. Amy's pretty good. But you've done a lot. I have issues with words. Worse or hard. None of us are like Bobby.

Well, I do a lot now. You're the champ. Well, just because I've done it for so long. I remember once, we were in Austin and I was cutting, and I probably cut close to an hour a day of commercials and spots and station liners. And our vice president in Los Angeles walked in. And he just sat and watched. And I was just rolling through them. And I do liners.

I was like, hey, we'll see it's section eight of the game on Thursday. Like, if station sent it to me, I'll cut it. And he's like, you do that. I was like, man, that's what I do. I just read. So when I get like allergies, or once someone told me I need to get my voice insured by the Lords of London or whatever. Insured.

Yeah. Like, I should do that? No. I don't know. It's money. Because what else am I going to do if my voice goes down? Yeah.

I don't have any other skills. Except talk. Anyway. What? You have other skills. Buttons. I used to roof houses. I worked to Hobby Lobby.

You write books. Yeah. Yeah. Now you're a writer. I guess I could. I guess I could be a writer. Anyway, I thought that was funny. Here's lunchbox again.

I'm telling you, Buffalo Wildling... I'm telling you Buffalo Wild Wings for Wants. I'm telling you Buffalo Wild Wings for Woll. Yeah, I wanted to say Buffalo Wild Wings for Wunch. I kept wanting to add another WANCH. Buffalo Wild Wings for Wunch. That's it. The Bobby Bone Show.

Hey, so there's a 17-year-old kid in Ohio who used to weigh 325 pounds. Then about a year ago he said, hey, I'm just going to watch school every day. I'm going to change my dial up, I'm just going to walk. And he lost 115 pounds. Wow. One day I looked in the mirror, and I was like, yeah, you've gone pretty far. You need to want to do it yourself. And each day is a new day.

Come on. That's amazing. Just by making a small change, which turns into a medium change, which turns into a big change. You know, our biggest success story about that is Mike D, who's lost, as up today, how much way have you lost, Mike D? 120 pounds. 120 pounds. Look at this guy. And I'm going to tell you, not a stubble, stomach staple, or a gastric band or anything like that.

What you did was? Exactly what this kid did. Start walking. Started walking. And then walking led to? Eating better. And then eventually I was able to run a mile. And then running a mile led to?

Running a marathon. Freaking running a marathon. Yeah. Mike Deeds lost 115 pounds. 20. 120 pounds. He just upped this kid. Yeah.

It probably only lost 115 until. today and he's like 120. Yeah. You feel good, though? Do you feel like something to last your whole life? Yeah, I've never thought of going back to my old ways.

I'm going to keep it off. My favorite, Mike D, part of this story is that once a year on Christmas. He does, what do you call it? My Purge Day. And eats whatever he wants, all he wants. And what do you usually have? I usually have some kind of, like, pizza

and then some kind of ice cream or dessert that I don't usually eat. He lost 120 pounds. That's almost my weight. Yeah. Yeah. He's almost lost one of me. To be fair, I think I'm at 157 as of this morning.

Okay. But you set your goals high, you can lose one of me. All right. Can you lose any more weight or do you want to? I don't think I can't. I mean, I probably could, but I feel good. Yeah? Yeah.

I don't look at the scale anymore. Ever. No? Look at this guy. My D. My hero. And I'm not even kidding. Like, that's a really awesome thing. I hope that story inspires you today.

It's tiny, tiny steps. They're turning into small steps. It turn into medium steps. The next thing you know, you have something like, accomplished and then you feel good about it so you do more of it. I mean, that's really the key to any sort of success. So take your tiny step today, you know? The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education

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come on go talk to Jordan in Virginia Hey Jordan, good morning Good morning, how are you? Hey, pretty good. What would you like to say? I just wanted to say thank you

for feeling like friends the past year or so I just moved to a new place and I listen to y'all every morning and I listen to Amy's podcast on the way home and y'all just keep me company on the way to work. Wow, well, thanks a lot. Cool.

You know, our goal, and I always say, is really just to make people feel like we're their buddies, as they're either in their car, they have their phone listening to the show back on IHart Radio. And I'm glad that you call and you feel that way. Thank you. I also, I don't know if y'all remember or not, Amy might. But I actually was sick with cancer the past year and a half or two, and I would listen to y'all show to get me to and from chemo. And Amy and Mary were so nice to, like, check up on me every Friday.

and I got to meet you at your show in Charlottesville and I think the other one was Richmond but you all just really have become friends the past year and I just really appreciate it. Of course we remember. I remember you coming back, you and a dude, right? Yeah. Yeah, he was my boyfriend then,

but now we're getting married next month. That's right. So cool. I remember you guys coming down backstage and hanging out before the show. Hey, listen, I hope that, and I hope other people hear this too and realize that we don't just talk the game.

Like, we really do feel like you're our friends too. And Jordan, glad that, because I believe when we saw each other last time, you said that you were better and on the road to recovery, right? Yeah, I'm cancer-free now. Look at this. So awesome. Come on. Yay. Yay.

Hey, we love that. Hey, thank you so much for the call. And I appreciate you reaching out to us and sharing that story with us. No problem. Thank you all. I appreciate y'all. All right. See you later.

Bye, Jordan. Bobby Bones show. Bonehead. Norrie of the day. This story comes to us from Napa, California. Two women walked into a lot. an Ulta Beauty store stole $3,600 worth of perfume, and they got away Scott Free. Only problem is they forgot to take the panties off their license plate.

They covered the license plate, drove away, and then, like, a few miles later, police officers like, man, I can't see that license plate. It's covered with panties. I'm going to pull them over, and they found the perfume in the back seat. I don't know. A couple things. One, yeah, if you commit a crime, you've got to follow through. Two, every time he says panties, I cringe.

I know. No, they really do. There's a picture of the panties. on the license boy. I know, but you're saying that word, it's weird to me. What about when I say it? Is it cringe-worthy when I said it just now? Say it. I mean, I don't love panties, but it's definitely different when you say it

versus him. A little unfair to him, but I completely agree. Thank you. I mean, sorry. Lunchbox, say it. Yoga panties. Sorry, I'm heaving. All right, there you go. Lunchbox, that's your bonehead? Yeah, I'm Lunchbox. That's your bonehead story of the day. It's time for the good news.

With Amy. So this girl Ashley, she was shopping at Target in Missouri, and she bought a book. When she got home, she was flipping through the book and found a $5 bill inside. She's like, well, this is weird. Well, as she continued through the book, she came across a pink sticky note that was tucked between chapters. And it said, to the person who buys this book, I'm having a tough day. I thought maybe I could brighten someone else's with this little surprise. Go buy a coffee, donut, or a face mask.

Love Lisa. Oh, wow. So then she, Ashley, there's. girl about the book, she ended up posting this on Twitter, and it got tons of likes and retweets, and it's kind of being spread out as like a random act of kindness, and more and more people are kind of mimicking it. I do like that. Even without the spreading of random acts of kindness, I do like that.

The whole thing was cool. And Lisa, the person is having a bad day, like that, again, doing something for someone else can make you feel better. So that was her way of doing that. That's what it's all about right there. That was Tell Me Something Good. Here we go. Here's a question for you.

How often do you kiss your spouse? Amy? Well, if I see him every day, some sort of a kiss daily. Once? I mean, at least once. How many times a day if you see him? For sure, once. Once, wow. But on average, more. Guys, the heat is gone out of that one. Not saying for sure once, but.

Lunchbox. Oh, weekdays at least three times, weekends at least six. Oh, wow. Okay. Well, because I don't see her very much during the weekdays. And you've been married a lot longer, Amy. Yeah. Are you talking about like making out or kissing? Well, I'm picturing like the kiss you give when you walk out the door.

Experts found the strongest relationships kissed on a daily basis with the strongest kissing at least three times a day. Whoa! Wow, lunchbox is right on. How long have you been married lunchbox? Almost four years. Amy, you? Twelve. Yeah.

You look back at lunch ago, that's cute. This will be fun. I'll play you a famous artist singing before they became the famous artist. Okay, write your answer down. This artist is playing guitar and singing at her family Christmas party. This is before she ever had a record deal.

Here you go, name the artist. Can you name that right there? Wow. That's an artist way before they were famous playing and singing at their family Christmas party. This is pretty cool. This is a fun game. Yeah.

Yeah, go ahead. I'm thinking of who she is, though. I think I'm in. What? How? It's just a guess. I'm in for the win. Okay.

Amy? Trisha Yearwood. Lunchbox? I wanted to say Riba, but that audio sounded too new. So I put Carrie. What do you expect? Like a black and white movie? Yeah.

Well, because Riba has been around a long time, so the audio is not going to be that quality. Eddie? Chenaya. The answer is, somebody's right. The answer is... Eddie, man. Shaniah. Yeah, here's Chenaya when she was before record.

There you go. All right, before they were famous, can you name this artist? This is from a TV audition. Okay? Here you go. Well, I was raised on country classics. Like Royikoff and George Jones. And Lord, I'd love to hear on sing all them old-time country songs.

How we feel about that? Amen, I'm in the man. Amy? Scotting McCrary. Lunchbox? Scotty McCreary. Eddie? That's American Idol, Scotty McCreary.

There you go. All right. Next up. This singer, now in her 30s, was 18 years old at the time this was recorded. Here you go. What you got there, Amy? Why is this so hard? Because they're young.

Because I feel like it's, I feel like it's like it's like on the tip of my time. hung, but then not. I... I'm sorry. Lunchbox. I got Casey Musgrave. Oh, duh. That's it.

Okay. Casey Musgrave. Yeah. Two more. She's 30, huh? Yeah, name these artists before they were famous. This was from a YouTube cover

from seven years ago. You got your hands up. You've got the radio on. You're singing. Obviously, he's singing a Luke Bryan song. Yes. and I think I got it. I'm in for the win.

Amy? Jay's Rice. That's a good right. That's a good guess. No, it's not. Lunchbox. It's my boy. Coles Windell.

No. Eddie. Man, his voice has gotten a lot better. Luke Combs. Show me Luke Combs. What? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can tell it.

I can hear it. I can hear it. What's that? What's the score? Eddie for. Domination. Station. Have you missed one yet? No? You're telling me that was Luke Cole. I didn't, I thought that was, never mind. I'm not going to say it.

Let's do one more. That was real bad. From an old movie. Okay. And this is him and his dad singing and playing Joe Diffey third rock from the sign. Okay. Here you go. I'm guessing with a little boy. I'm in for the win. That was so easy. Sounds just the same. It's not sound the same, but I'm in. Okay, I'm totally in. Amy?

Chris Dapleton. What? lunchbox It's Thomas Red Oh, that makes sense And that context Clues, that's Thomas Red Yeah,

Yeah, what's this is Look at You want to hear the kids sing It's all winter Ed is That's a fun game Thank you Mike D made it

Mike D, that was fun I like the clips There you go I'm gonna Hey Hey I'm gonna Tau

I'm gonna I hope you played along I hope you had fun That's the whole point Thank you very much. Shout, out, down. See, out, down. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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Military University. That's AMU. APUS. dot E.D.U. slash military. Amy is known as not the best driver. To y'all? Yeah, but we've written with you.

That was your reputation back in the day. and then we rode with you again, and you hit a curb, you got flipped off, you got all in like five minutes. I don't know if you remember the old cartoon Mr. Magoo, who couldn't see and just, people were just screaming at him the whole time. That's what we felt like riding with you. Eddie? It's scary.

It's scary. Simply put. It's scary. It's a little dramatic. No, no, no. Okay. Okay. Well, I didn't even know this would happen.

Tell everybody what happened. Well, I got honked at, but it was from the car in front of me. which has not ever happened to me before. Normally my honks are coming from the side or behind, but straight up in front of me. But I was driving my friend's car and I didn't know how to use everything. And I had her brights on and I didn't know it. And I guess the car in front of me was honking to notify me,

hey, turn your brights off. How do you even know that the car in front of you was honking at you? Because it was like honking, waving. And then I was like, what? Like, they're talking to me. Like, what is going on? So I start looking around. And that's when I realized, like, oh, I'm on high beams.

Because it gives you that little, like, light on the inside. The blue light, yeah. Yeah, I was thinking, like, what could it be? But, yeah, that's annoying. Like, if you've got, if the car behind you rolls up with some brights coming through, yeah. But, yeah, they decided to honk to let me know. And I was like, well, that's a first. I've never heard of anyone from the front of you honking.

I know. Has anyone else heard of that? No. Nope. Yeah. Me either. Yeah. Yeah.

So, I mean, it wasn't anything dangerous or scary. Breaking the barriers, bad driving every day here on the show. There she is. There she is. Next time y'all need a ride, just, I'll think about it. Disregard asking you. So when lunchbox goes to a hotel, he takes everything, the toilet paper or the shampoo. If it's in there, he takes it with them.

And not only that, he calls people. They're also staying and says, hey, will you bring me yours? Which we've talked about on the show and debated if it's stealing or not. And so he takes a microphone and you go to a different hotel each time and talk to these people? Yeah, I went to three different hotels, different variety, different names, different branches, you know, because there's all different ones, just to see their opinion on is it stealing or is it okay. All right, here is the first clip where lunchbox talks to a guy at the hotel. Go ahead. Can I ask you a quick question before?

When you check out, it's okay to take the shampoo, the soap and all that with you, right? Like, that's not stealing. No, no. And you put two rolls of toilet paper in there so I can take the extra roll. Yeah, do you want to? Right, because I pay for it. You're not going to say anything about it. Because you just throw it away if I don't, right?

Well, the used parts, the use soap or whatever, they throw out of that way. Right, so I might as well take it home and use it for myself. Yeah, you want to? Okay, thank you. But you don't just take the use soap. If it's not use soap, they keep it and use it again. And also, I think he wasn't allowed to say no. He's like, I mean, I guess.

Right. Even that felt shady a little bit. It sounds like he was trying to keep the customer happy. And here's that lunchbox asking it. A different worker, a different hotel if it's considered stealing. Go ahead. I got a question for you. So, like, when you check out, when you're leaving the room, what's the rule on the toiletries?

Like the shampoo, the soap, things like that. Are you supposed to take it with you? Because I was told it's stealing. From here? My friend said, you can't take that. It's stealing. So we're having a debate. That's not stealing if it's in the room.

They're not going to use the belt on the way. That is what I'm talking about. See? Say, Bobby, Amy, you were wrong. Bobby, Amy, you were wrong. Because they do what? Throw it away. Boom.

Do we think he would have put the clubs of them saying opposite, though? It was the question. No. Okay. And I still don't know. I mean, really, honestly, if they don't use the toilet paper, they don't keep it there. I feel like don't they have, like, cute little gold stickers where they just pop a sticker on there and it looks like it's new even though it's used? We're not even saying he's stealing.

Right. Because it's there. You're not going to go to jail for it. But we're saying a lot of these places donate and that when he's asking Eddie to bring extra toilet down to him so we can take it home. Right. That's just a bit excessive. One other clip, he asked a guy to solve a debate he's having. Here we go. Got a question for you.

Go ahead. I'm having a debate with my friends about when you check out of the hotel, the toiletries, like the shampoo, the soap. Are you allowed to take it with you? Towels, you are not allowed to. Towels and everything. All right. Towels, I get it. What about toilet paper?

Toilip. So you say shampoo, soap? Yeah. You can take. Yeah, you can take that. Towels? Only the shampo's in the show. Okay.

Thank you. Well, at least we got a dissenting opinion there. Yeah. There you have it. Well, listen, it's not stealing. You're not going to go to jail. But thanks for trying lunchbox. And so what did you learn?

Whenever you stay at a hotel, bring me the soaps, the shampoos, and the toilet paper, and we are all good. It's time for the good news. A school district in Rhode Island announced that we're going to give kids who owed money on their school lunch accounts a peanut butter and jelly sandwich instead of a hot lunch. And that was in the news because they're like, hey, you owe money. You can't get a hot lunch anymore. Oh, wow. So the CEO of that Chabani yogurt heard about it and donated $77,000 to cover these school lunch deaths of the kids in the Warwick public school system so they could actually eat a hot lunch.

Love that. Right? Yeah. Oh, that stinks. I was a free lunch kid because we couldn't afford lunch. And so I get government assistant lunch. And I don't know what. And I depended on that.

Yeah. I like when these stories come out because it's a reminder that that's a thing you can give to. For breakfast and for lunch, I would eat at school Because we didn't always have food So I would go to breakfast And I would eat cereal or whatever they had And then I would go for lunch. The weird thing was they made a stand

In the free lunch line Which you'd go to lunch And they made all the really poor kids Yeah Stand in one line Well surely by now your school district Has figured that out I would hope

Or if you're listening And you're in charge of that Like find a way to not make kids stand out Because that's rough It was so humiliating Yeah It was so humiliating But there you go

Shout out to the Chabani CEO for doing that. I love that. And that's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Come on, Bobby. Bring in our friend Lunchbox who can talk to people on the phone, and within five pounds guess their weight. I guess this all started back as a circus trick back in like the 1920s.

But somehow you can do it by talking to people, and I'm going to put Debbie on first. Hey, Debbie, how are you? Hi, I'm good. How are you guys? I'm real good. Have you ever heard this segment before? Yes, all the time. And aren't you like, what?

and the world is happening. Yeah, I don't know how he does it. Okay, so have you ever met lunchbox or have you met myself by any chance? No, I have not. Okay, so there's no friendship here. There's no secret relationship. Lunchbox, you'll get to ask her questions for 30 seconds. When I cut you off, you must stop asking her questions.

Yeah, yeah, I got it. And then he will guess your weight within five pounds. Debbie, are you ready? I am ready. Lunchbox, are you ready? No, I got to stand up. Hold on. Stretch that back.

Debbie, where are you from? Hold on. Well, I just want to know where... No, that's part of the question. Usually you say where they're from. It gives me... I need a region of America. I did.

I said Texas. A region of... Yeah. Does that matter to you? It factors into some things. Maybe the food. Interesting. There's only food in certain parts of the country.

How old's Debbie? No, no, no, no, no, no. Hold on a minute. We're going to start the timer, and then from there you go. Hey, can you pull up a timer for me, please? I like to have a timer running over here. I got a timer in my head. No.

All right. I know you do. All right, lunchbox, are you ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. In three, two, one, and begin. Hey, Debbie, how old are you? I am 39.

What's your biggest fear? My biggest fear? Heights. What is your favorite candy bar? My favorite candy bar. Well, I don't eat a lot of candy bars, but I guess one of my go-to would be a Kit Kat. Okay, how tall are you? I am 5'8.

How long? you've been married? 15 years. What's your favorite color? Blue. And how are... That's time. We've run out of time there now.

Amy, would you be able to guess her away by those questions? No. Not at all. Would you like to take a shot to Amy before he does? Just see if you can do it? No. No. I feel awkward guessing.

You do? Yeah. Just go low. Amy, it's not that hard. How tall did she say she was again? 5'8. Been married 15 years. She doesn't really eat candy.

She likes to kick cat. 130 pounds. Okay, so that's your guess, 130. Amy, you're wrong. Okay. Oh, wow. Just like that. Debbie, is Amy wrong?

She is wrong. Okay, Amy's wrong. Okay. Lunchbox. Now, you can guess it within five pounds. It is your thing. Yeah, she's been married for 15 years. She doesn't sound like she eats a lot of junk food, and, I mean, her favorite color is blue.

That's easy. When you love blue, you weigh 163 pounds. He says 163. Debbie, what do you weigh? 161. Yes. What? Yeah.

He does it again, folks. I don't get it. Have a great day. And you know what? Because you won the game, go get a Kit Kat today. Reward yourself. I don't think she won, though. She tried to fool you.

Oh, Debbie, do not get that Kit Kat. You are punished. All right, let's go to Kara in Louisiana. Kara, you're hearing this nonsense, right? Yes. Yes. And have you ever met us before? No.

All right. Lunchbox will ask you questions for 30 seconds. he will guess your weight within five pounds. Are you ready? I'm ready. Cana. Kara, where are you from? Baton Rouge.

And how many times do you shower a day? Once. What kind of car do you drive? Accura. What do you do for a living? Cell insurance. How tall are you? Five, seven.

And how often do you go to the drive-thru per week? Once. What's your favorite fast food restaurant? Taco Bell. Oh, she likes to run for the border. Okay. Yeah, she's from Baton Rouge. Sells that insurance, you know, so she knows health is kind of important.

So within five pounds, can you guess this is Kara in Louisiana's weight? Yeah. You know what I mean? She's going to be a little bit lighter in our last collar because she's a little bit shorter. And she lives in Baton Rouge. Go ahead. I'm going to say 152. He says 152.

Baton Rouge 152. So is it within five pounds? Kara, what do you weigh? 149. Crazy. Man. Yeah, I mean, I don't know. I don't get it.

It feels good to look good. Let's go to Jody in North Dakota. Jody, can you stump our boy lunchbox? I hope so. Well, it's a trick here where he can talk to people on the phone and guess their weight within five pounds. Just by talking to them. We've never met.

Jody, have we met before? No, we have not. All right. Have we ever exchanged DMs by any chance? Have we ever what? Exactly. That's my point. So lunchbox, are you ready to pay?

Yeah. Jody? Jody. Jody from North Dakota? North Dakota. Jody from North Dakota. Jody, what's your shoe size? 10.

What color of your eyes? Green. What's your favorite TV show? Friends. Do you wear a bra every day? Yes. What? How many bedrooms in your house?

Three. Do you use soap or body wash? Soap. What's your favorite kind of Coke? Coke? Coke? What soda do you drink? I don't really drink pop.

Okay. What is your favorite breakfast food? Protein shake. Okay, and how many times? Oh, I'm sorry. Wow, wow, wow, wow. Okay. Wow.

Lunch is yelling at callers. Yeah. You and your size 10 shoe, you wear a bra every day, you like the protein shakes. Within five pounds, lunchbox? Guys, she likes to work out. She knows what's up. She's got to be 144. He says 144.

within five pounds. Jody, what do you weigh? Oh, I don't like to work out, but I weigh 148. Genuine shot. And they stay there! Hey, nice day there! Look at this guy. Bobby Bonds! The Bobby Bones show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University,

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So this guy comes home from work last week, and he can tell that someone had been in his house. Because you just look around and your stuff slow off. He's like, huh? He lives in a single family home, typical street.

He said it's possible he forgot to lock his back door. But whoever entered his house didn't break anything to gain entry. So you're talking about he just went into this. Whomever went into the house easily. Now the strange part is the burglars who went into the home did not take anything. They cleaned the house so thoroughly from top to bottom.

Like went through even the cracks and crevices of places. Like scrubbed it. They even crafted little origami roses on toilet paper and put them in the bathroom. He thought the whole thing was weird and creepy. Oh, wow. And then he reported the incident to police. Amy, what do you think happened? I think that somebody was hired to clean a house and they clean the wrong one.

That's what I thought to. And they did a good job. And they just crushed it. And they did the wrong address. But, I mean, they had to get in somehow. Or did it say how they got in? The guy said he may have forgot to unlock the back door. And so they just were like, oh, they left the door open for us.

Like you go home and everything is so clean. So I think about, that's what I thought too, and I laughed out loud. So that's that not it? I don't know. They don't know. Because also another thing that came to my head is that somebody gifted that to him. Like, if I were to come home and, I don't know, Bobby for my birthday had hired some. Why are you yelling at me right now?

I get you good gifts. There's no need to yell at me right now. I was just, no, hypothetical. Hypothetically speaking. Yeah, you give great gifts. But yeah, if I were to walk in and my whole house was totally professionally cleaned with, you know, touches like that, like a rose petal's on the toilet paper, I would be like, wow, this is the best gift ever. Any other theories in the room? Lunchbox, do you have a theory on this?

Man, I thought that his wife maybe hired someone and didn't tell him because she was tired of cleaning the house. And so she was spending a little side money on a cleaner and getting credit for herself. What did this be the... Like she was taking all the credit. Is he married? Mike did? Because I don't see anything about a wife. It said single family home.

So I think he was just... That's a way of saying like it's probably a home with a few bedrooms, few baths. Right. That's why I just took it as a married. I would think that's a hilarious practical joke. Oh, if that's a practical joke, play one on me. But I'm talking about you go in and you do...

It's so over the top. Flowers. Yeah. And you're just like, wait, what just happened? Like, is it? That's a pretty... funny practical joke, right? Nothing was missing.

No, because it was... Police say, like, well, sir. What do they say? He said he still doesn't know who did it. The best theory is that it was an accident. Now, let's imagine, if you will. You're the house that did... You came home and your clothes are still on the floor.

Fire the company. Your toilet paper is just sitting there normal. No origami. You were promised origami on your toilet paper. Honey, where's origami, row? It's said on the brochure. We paid... extra for that.

So I thought that story was super funny. Remember Ray's idea, his business? Yeah. When Ray Munda, what was your idea? You were going to do what? Yeah, that's exactly what we do. We go into pieces of people's houses and we clean it up and make it real tidy right before they go to bed.

Right before they turn down. And then you actually tuck them in if they want, right? Right. The dogs would be taken out, dishes done, and then as they're ready to go to bed, turn down for what? Turn down for what? Didn't you have another business idea that you pitched to me that I didn't go on the air with? on. Can I get the Shark Tank theme? Because what I remember is Ramundo, he's like, he'll sometimes pitch me bits. 99% of the time. He's like, I got a secret. It's about a country artist.

And it's some real salacious thing that I would never talk about. And he's like, I saw so-and-so, it's so-and-so, and they're out. But he pitched a bit. Okay, let's go over to the Shark Tank. Ramundo, here he is, our audio producer. This may be a bomb, because I don't remember what it was. Raymondo, what is your next idea on the shark tank? Yeah, so hey, sharks. Thanks for having me. No problem.

I came up with this idea at lunchtime. It was right after work, and I was exhausted. I didn't have a place to take a nap. My house was too far, and I thought maybe a lot of other people that live in suburbia suffer from this issue. They don't have a place to take a nap. So I would have a business where people would come to take naps. We have blankets. We have pillows.

And you can just come into your bunk bed and take a nap. for 30 minutes and then you're out. You go back to work. People just don't have a place to lay their head during the middle of the day. They do at night. They go to their house. But why make that commute when you can come to my business called Nooner? Nooner.

You're going to tell your friends about it. Can't call it that. Wait, why? Noon. Noon is a bad, like, yes, at noon. I don't know what that means. Don't worry about it. It's a place you get a nap.

Also, is this like a mobile bus with bunks? That's also a possible idea. I was thinking more of a storefront. Brick-a-mortar. Oh, I'm thinking you drive over to the. And then you're in an afternoon business meeting. People say, hey, why is he so upbeat and well-rested? He had a nooner.

You can't. I mean, I think that I would invest, guys. Are you all in? Wow, Jimmy, you're so refreshed today. What did you do? Well, I went by this business downtown. Had a nooner. It's so dumb.

It seems like a little nap pod. Yeah, they actually had a version of this in my college, and people would just, you'd share blankets, share pillows, they'd clean them every night. No, no, after every person you clean it. Every night. You have to put a fresh one out after every nooner. And then I also thought, there's honestly, guys,

there's a possibility to branch off and to maybe partner with another company, Match.com, and then people start meeting people at the Nooner location. Oh, so now you're doing the hotel by the hour. No. You can't. Now, that's a No, no, no, no. Any sharks?

I'm going to tell you, with Ray's ideas, there's always like a morsel of a great idea. Yes. Like, with Turned Down for What and Nooner? Listen, I'm not putting my money in there. But there's something to these, portable drive-around sleep pods. There is. There's something there.

Raymond, I'm not going to invest now, but I do admire that you don't stop thinking. Thank you, sharks. We'll see you next time, then. All right, thank you guys. You've got two million dollar businesses right there. What's it called the business again? Nooner. What's your slogan?

I had a nooner. It's a Bobby Bones show. Got Danielle on the phone. Hey, Daniel. Hey, Bobby. How are you? Pretty good. What's happening?

Not much. Striving to work this morning, listening to the show. Much like every morning. Well, thank you very much. What can I do for you? So I have a semicolon tattoo on my wrist already. and after I read Fight Grind Repeat, I just decided that I really want to add like SGR. There's that tattoo already.

And so I was hope that in your handwriting. Interesting. Okay. So let me explain to our listeners what's happening here. My last book, my second book, is called Fail Until You Don't Fight, Grind, Repeat. And what that fight grind repeat means is that every day you have to wake up and decide what your fight is. it's not a bad thing. It's just, you know, what is your goal? And the grind is when you really have to put in the work and the hard work, even when nobody's watching. And then, when it doesn't

work, or even if it does, you have to repeat that. And that was kind of the mantra that I wrote about and that I live by called fight, grind, repeat. It's also on my chair. And now Danielle wants me to write FGR on, what part of your body? My wrist. On your wrist. Now, how would I do that exactly. So I think you can just write it on a piece of paper and then I can take it to the tattoo artist and they will just copy it. I feel uncomfortable because what if I commit a crime in seven years? I'll keep it safe. How serious is the crime? No, no, because I'm like in a mood I'm in. Oh, wow. Yeah, I would be honored, but I feel like it's almost too much of an honor to put a tattoo on someone's body of my, you don't.

I know, I think you should do it. I don't, look, I don't see you committing a crime. And if you do, she'll have a cool story of like, back in the day, this guy, Bobby, when he was before he was a criminal, I got his. Yeah. I'm sure people do that with O.J. It's fine. Oh, can you imagine?

Oh, yeah. He wrote, see this, this is the juice. This was before the Bronco cheese. Yeah, way before. Yeah, good. Daniel, I am very honored. My handwriting isn't even that good either, is the thing. That's the best part.

It's unique. Okay. I'll tell you what, I'll do it. I'll put you on hold, and I will write a piece of paper. We'll mail it to you. What does you want, FGR? I'm going to write FGL, like Full of George L. Yeah, maybe.

Daniel, I'll be happy to write it for you, okay? Awesome. Thank you so much. I'll write it. I'll put you on hold. There's a part of me that just feels like I don't deserve to be writing in people's body. That being said, there's another dude who's got a full tattoo of my whole face on his arm. That's very true.

Mm-hmm. Is the arm or calf? An arm. No, another girl has on her shoulder. But it's crazy. He has a full, like, maybe, maybe forearm? I think so, yeah. Yeah, it's amazing.

The art, how detailed it is that picked of me. It's better than, like, some of my pictures. I'd rather put that in my profile picture of that tattoo. Anyway, hey, thank you for that. Your husband was in the Air Force for how long? Twelve years. See if you know this military slang. I'm great.

Well, you use it around. I know, but I still, when he uses it, I have to ask. He was like giving, you know, we have a nanny, and we go over times at the beginning of the week because of our schedules with the kids and different things. And he replied to her that she'd be done with work at 1,800 hours or whatever. And I was like, nobody talks that way. She's going to be like, oh, wait, how long am I working? And he's like, used to work for 1,800 hours?

He's like, yeah, I don't know. So annoying. Military slang, ready? Yeah, ready. Barney style What is it Whenever I don't know

That sounds not What would you think Barney style means? The big purple dinosaur Yeah What do you think that would mean A military slang

Like if they say Hey This is Barney style I don't know Elementary Boom When an instructor Break something down

As if it were to a child Boom So I got to break this down Barney style Oh I like how you yelled that You're real sergeant? Yes sir

Okay, I got that one, check. A blue falcon. If someone's a blue falcon. They, I don't know. They mess thing up for the whole squad, mess things up for the whole squad. That's not cool. You should take this home to your husband see if he knows them. Okay.

And record it. Oh, sure. But do it secretly and don't tell him. Okay. And also ask all of his military secrets, but don't tell them. Bring it. You won't even tell me. How about a fart sack?

What do you think a fart sack is? When you'll... I don't know. I was thinking, what's that thing called when you put the covers a Dutch oven? Like if you're in the bed with your husband and he farts and you pull it over your head. Yeah, what is? It's a military term for a sleeping bag. Oh, ew.

What does they call that? Okay. I would think the word fart isn't as crazy in the military as it would be for us. Like, that's probably nothing for them. I don't know. I don't even like the word fart. You don't? No.

No, I'm not a big. I don't even know that I do it. You know what rack out means? Stop, you're so dumb. What is it? Do you? Rack out. Rack out.

I know what getting racked means. No. Okay. What is it? It's like, go to sleep. Oh. Because that's what, anytime my husband is deployed really like getting off the phone, he's like, I'm going to go rack out. I'm like, what?

Because at home, he doesn't say that. Let's wreck out. Yeah. He said, let's rack in. All right, all right. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay home there's something good.

Amber was flying from San Francisco to Raleigh, and she had checked her dog underneath the plane. Well, she gets to Raleigh, and guess what? They messed up and sent the dog to Chicago some 480 miles away. Wasn't going to be able to get the dog until the next day, but one of the staff members put the dog in the car and drove it to Amber. Wow. 481 miles said, Amber, don't worry.

I got puppy. We're on our way. Holy crap. I hope she didn't bark at her like that, but still. That's good. Wow, that's a good one. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, non-profit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona.

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Here's a trick to keep you from using your credit card for all of our listeners out there that sometimes are like, oh, I got to put this thing away. Right. Because it doesn't seem like real money. Mm-hmm. You're just swiping a guard. It comes back later and it's real money.

Yeah, and then you get a bill. Take your credit card. and put it in a cup of water, and then put that cup of water in the freezer. The hassle of pulling out a block of ice and thawing it is enough to cut your credit card use down a lot. Wow. Yeah. That'll work. But now that everything's saved digitally. Right. You can just, you know, pay elsewhere. Put your phone in the freezer in a cup of water.

That's not going to work. But yeah, like Amazon, if you want to shop there, your credit card's attached. Take your computer, put it in a cup of water. So if I play this part of the song, it's just a guitar part from all the small things. Yeah. Like taken from the recording, right? All right, I'll give you one more example. Can you name this one just a guitar part? Singina la.

Hold on. Hold on. All the, all the small things. No, no. Y'all threw me up. Bigger than you. It's bigger than you. You are not me.

Losing my religion, I am. You got it. Everybody's got it. That's like a mandolin guitar right there. All you're going to hear. I have five songs. You guys, I take your pins out. Amy, Lunchbox, producer Eddie.

I'll play you just a guitar part of the song. All you have to is name the song. Don't need the band. If you say the band and you're wrong, you miss it, though. So don't do that. Song number one and action. Sound familiar, Amy? Yeah?

Sound familiar at lunchbox? Yep. Everybody in? No. That's all they're right. You over and over? Yeah, the whole song, actually. Five seconds.

Oh, man, blue, man. Yeah, but more, ugh. You're going to give it away. I don't care. She just doesn't care. Five seconds, four. That's it. All right, Amy, what is your answer?

All right, there's you go. I can't think of it. Lunchbox? That's ACDC, back to black. One, that's not the name of that ACDC song It's back in black, but it's also not that song Oh, well, I got wrong Eddie? That's a sweet child of mine.

I was so close. I was too. You had the melody, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, song number two, just from the guitar, okay? Here we go. Is that familiar? Yeah. I'm in for the wind.

Amy, your answer, please? Smells like teen spirit. I'm sorry. Lunchbox. That's Inter Sandman by Metallica. That is correct. Eddie. Enter Sandman.

Wow. Lunchwats. What's the name? Inter Sandman? Yeah. Exit night. Like inter. Oh, Inter.

Whatever. Okay. It's what was it. Exit light. Okay. Exit light. Yep. Exit light.

Yeah, that's it. Exit light. All right. Enter night. Take my head. Sing a lunchbox. We're off to Never Never Never Land. There he is.

Here we go. Next one, named just by the guitar part. Amy, you have no points, by the way. I'm in for the win. Amy's got her head in her hand.

Yeah, she's struggling. Because I know her. I mean, more than just the guitar part. Sing it. He's my trouble mine. Sorry. Or do we already seen that? What you got?

Five seconds. Is in the sense of time. Hands of time. Time? Amy, your answer? Oh, I don't know. That's my answer. I don't know.

Lunchbox. Yeah, it's Cryptonite, three doors down. Was that what I was speaking? You were so close, Amy. Oh, shoot. Eddie? Cryptonite. Yeah.

Okay, get, go. You want another one? Yeah. Yeah, I'm in. Come on, Amy. All right. Lunch on. He's struggling.

Lunchbox Peaches All that Niko's peaches Amy Santaria? Yeah you go Oh my gosh

Eddie? Centaria We sing the little song Lunchbox I just said the song I don't practice the song I don't practice peaches

I don't eat them in a can But I didn't know that was the name of the song There we go ready to Who sings it? I don't practice Santaria I ain't got no crystal ball

If I had a million dollars a lot I'd spend it all if I could run my mother Hey one more Who is that? Sublime Amy's still in the game for her in lunchbox for last place Eddie, you got this running away Well, give me a hard one

All right, last one The guitar part Lunchbox Bohemian Rhapsody Queen Eddie? Bohemian Rhapsody There you go Eddie, you are the one here

You know, you didn't miss one, my friend To be fair, you are a musician. Yes. And one of them wasn't fair because we played with Three Doors Down. Well, I got that. That was easy. Okay. Grub.

I like a lunchbox would go like band name too, even though he's going risky. No, when I know stuff, I know stuff. I just like to show off my knowledge. ADCD. Backer Black. That's good. Nice job. Everybody.

Good game. Yeah. That's a fun game. That's a fun game. Shit. So what's happening in your neighborhood? Well, somebody spray painted, like graffiti, the word death on a wall, like right by my house. And I don't like it.

It's huge. And it says death. And I'm like, oh, it's just like not pretty. And it was like this white, plain white wall. So I'm kind of like, nobody's fixing it. So what if we go buy white paint and we paint over it and fix it? It's not our property. But it's this vigilante painting.

Wow. Yeah, so it's vigilante vandalism because they vandalized it with the word death, but also it's not my property either. So if I go paint over the death, am I vandalizing too? But then I see like a war happening because what if the people that tagged it, that's tagging, right? When you're graffiti wall. I don't know. Writing death is tagged. No, it's like tat.

It's written like tag. It's like graffiti. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it might be one of the gangs in my neighborhood. but so if I paint over it then are they going to retaliate and then what if they see me doing it and then they take action? I don't know

I mean it says death. My advice would be to leave it alone. But it's just so... I'm cleaning up the neighborhood. My friend and I... With her luck, she'd be painting over it and the cops would see her doing it. And then...

They probably would think that, yeah, and I'd be like, do I look like I've been painting death on a wall? I would say leave it alone It's not a bad word If it were a bad word or A body part Yeah

I would say you paint it over Okay so I leave it alone But for a couple reasons One it's not yours to paint anyway And two what if they do get mad I say don't Lunchbox Listen Amy you want your neighborhood to be clean

You got to clean it up yourself And one person starts a movement You do it first And then people will get behind you And they'll start covering up other graffiti Throughout the neighborhood It makes a totally better place you're making the neighborhood better.

So listen, if the cops see you doing it, the cops will help you. Oh, like you tell me something good days. Yes, they'll say, you know what? You're helping? Let me get a paint brush and they'll help you paint. He does bring up a good point. I mean, yeah, I'm telling you, it's not pretty. It's like this white wall and in bright red spray paint now it says death.

And I see it every day. And that may be someone's tag name. That may be their name is death so they put their name on it. They're not saying. And whoever cleans it up might bring death to me. If you want help, I'm not scared. Okay. You guys ever watch Live PD?

Yeah, that's awesome. Yeah, I started. Like, it's on A&E. Yes. Yep. Live Friday and Saturday nights. And so I'll be flipping through it, and it's just like a whole block of time.

It says Live PD for like hours. And I'll stop on it. You ever watch it? No. Have you ever seen it? No. I only saw it because these no guys we're talking about. It's so good.

And I'll be in my hotel and in California, and I'll be like, there's no time zones are different. They don't have all my channels, which irritates me. So I hit Live TV, Live PD. And literally they'll go, let's go, So let's go to Evansville, Indiana, and we'll check in with the police department there. And is there a cameraman or does someone wearing a body cam? No, it's a camera.

It's a camera crew. It's awesome. They do it in Williamston County, right outside of Austin. They've invited us to go ride a wall. Oh, my gosh, you should go. I know, but they'll throw it to them. It's awesome. You don't know what's about to happen.

They'll just be a cop pulling someone over. And we go, do. And he's going, okay, we're going to check in Evansville, Indiana. This is Officer Mark, and Mark pulls up behind him, and he's like, I watch some car driving to a curb. Obviously drunk, yeah. just, boom. And so he gets out and he's like, how are we doing tonight? And I'm like, oh, boy, we're about that.

And of everything I watched, there was no action, but there's always, it's live, so there might be action. Yes, correct. I've never seen action, though. Oh, I've seen action. Oh, yeah, I've seen action. I saw one where they were following a lady who was involved in a carjacking, and then they stopped at her apartment apartment complex and just waited for like 30 minutes until she got it.

It was a standoff. And I'm like, this is crazy, a live standoff. On live PD? Yeah, somewhere in Arizona. Yeah. But it's fun to watch because you just don't know what's going to happen. It's a show like Shark Tank that you can just keep it on and be entertained and not be too dialed into it. Like that's my universal show.

If I just need a show and someone's over the house, we're like, just put on Shark Tank. Yeah. Live PDs that kind of show to me now. Yes, it is. Because you can just put it on. Oh, okay. Just put it on. I'll have to check it out.

Yeah, you'd probably like it. Yeah. Stevenson might. He loves police. Is it okay for kids? Oh, I don't know what you're going to get. Yeah, because I saw some drug stuff. Yes.

Sometimes it's a routine traffic stop, like Bonn said, but sometimes it's something serious. I only see the routines. I haven't seen anything good yet. So, yeah, you should check it out. And I say don't paint over your wall. What if it's at night? Even worse. I was going to go at night.

I have an idea. Amy's like, well, what if it's at night and I take a gun and I'm wearing all red? Oh. Now you're a blood. What if she spray paints like till death do us part? Like something to make it positive. Add do it? Yeah.

No, it's ugly. Go LSU. Yeah, there we go. That's what I'm talking about. Go tigers. Yeah. Okay. I'll keep you all posted.

I mean... No, just don't do it. No, I really might. Just don't do it. No, I might be doing it. The Bobby Bone Show is proud to be supported by Grand Canyon University, an affordable, private, nonprofit Christian University based in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona. They say higher education is outdated, irrelevant.

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but you wish you did and you wish they were your friend? Yeah. Like personally, because we always feel like people are our friends. I do. There are people I've never met in my life and I feel like they're my friend

just because I watch their life on social media. And I hope people feel that way about me, honestly. I hope that we put enough out there and we're entertaining that they feel that way. So around the room, If you can hang out with anyone from your social media, who would it be? Amy? Reese Witherspoon.

Oh, yeah? Why? I mean, well, I just would like to cook with her and play with her little Frenchy bulldog, and we could go walk our dogs together and hang out, and she's inspiring to me. She's a French bulldog? Yeah, it's so cute, too. She may even have a couple of them. That's what I've been looking at.

Yeah. I'm telling you they are so cute. Well, here's been the issue so far. I'm looking to adopt one, but some of the rescues that have them, they're like, like four or five years old. And so I don't... Yeah, I want a puppy. So I haven't taken one yet.

What is it? The dog? Yeah. Yeah. I like Reese. But I mean, she's someone that I've liked her really long time. And I get it.

She's not the same person that she is in her movies, but... But she's on social media. Right. So I see her side on social media and I'm down with it. Yeah. Yeah. What about you?

I think mine is Ed from Bear Naked Ladies. Because I love Bear Naked Ladies. Ladies. Who's Ed? Is he the singer? He's the rapper, but now he's a singer both because he kicked out the other guy. I love Bear Naked Ladies, and I love Hootie, and they're going on tour together all summer. It's like, I'm just going to sit there the whole time going, oh.

It's going to be awesome. But Ed, I was watching this clip of Ed, because he's the rap guy. Hold it now, Mickey Hood a wink. Ed Robertson. Yeah. Yes. So he was on, you know, he wrote the Big Bang Theory song that Bear Naked Ladies did. And it all started with a big bang, bang, you know.

This is Fairnaked Lady. And so this is him talking about how I wrote that song. I think we're going to find out at the end of that show that the secret to the magic of the entire run was that 30-second theme song at the beginning of the show. That's correct. And it's going to be a hit single on the radio when the show ends

because all the stations are going to add it. Yeah. He's so funny on there. Those guys are so funny. one of my favorite bands, so I'd be friends with Ed from Bear Naked Ladies. You don't like that one, lunchbox? Well, he just seemed kind of boring. I didn't think he was very funny there.

You played a clip. I was like, and that's who you want to hang out with some guy. I mean, there are so many more interesting people in the world than some guy, Ed, from a Bear Naked Ladies Band. You could go, John Mayer. I kind of know John Mayer a little bit, though. I mean, there's so many models, like hotties. Oh, yeah. I mean, you're single, and you want to hang out with some dude named Ed.

Yeah. It's just like, what is wrong with you? Like, come on. Who is yours? Oh, man, this is easy, dude. I mean, there's no question. Johnny Bananas. Oh, yeah.

Like, I mean, we are going to be. So, wait, Johnny's a better name than Ed? You want to hang on a guy named Johnny? Like, Ed's, your criteria, Ed's far richer, far more famous. Oh, he is not more famous than bananas. Ed, from Bear Naked Ladies? Yeah, look him up. Look at social media.

What do you want from? Ed. Ed, Ed, how many people does he have on social media? Probably 5,000? You can look at Bar-Naked Ladies. Okay. Because he had, I mean, Bear Naked Ladies haven't been around in about 25 years.

So no one, like, Morgan Number 2 probably never even heard of the Bar-Naker Lady. You've heard of Bar-Naget Ladies, Morgan Number 2? Yeah, I have. There you go. 29,000 followers. That's it? 29,000?

Dude, Bear Naked Ladies. Oh my goodness. Get out of it. Bananas has like 700,000. Get out of here with it. More fame. Social media matters. Oh, now it doesn't matter.

Lionel Richie has 150,000 followers. Everyone knows who he is. Right. That's my point. It doesn't. Yeah, older people do. I'm talking about the young crowd, and Johnny Bananas is popular with the young crowd. And if you look at his social media, he has so much fun.

He's always at the beach, hanging out, relaxing. Eddie, from social media, who would you be friends with? Okay. And I've met him before, but Billy Currington, he's my spirit animal. This dude, he just lives the beach life. That's what I want to be when I grow up, except he's not grown up. Except you're older than him. Am I?

I think so. Dude, he just like. Look him up. Like even his friends in Hawaii, they're just chilling. Even his Instagram is Coconut Man or something. B.C. Coconut Man. Billy Cunnington's 45, so he is older than you. Yeah, living the life.

Snowboarding, surfing, playing sold-out shows. He's even hanging out with some dude at a bar just playing in his guitar. So Eddie picks, okay, so far, Amy Reese Witherspoon, me, Ed from Bear Naked Ladies, Lunchbox, Johnny Bananas, Eddie, Billy Currington. Morgan number two If you can hang out with anyone for social media

who would it be? It'd be Halsey, the pop artist She is so unapologetically herself She wears whatever she wants She says whatever she wants Like I just feel like

We'd be great friends You want to know something About her? One of my friends Just produced a show That she was on And he said about Halsey That she is the absolute

nicest pop star That he deals with Oh cool Well there you go We were on an elevator With her once You remember And she was wearing

A yellow raincoat Like as an outfit though All I remember It was like I'm pretty It was just weed central. It was like, oh, God. Somebody's smoking the reaper.

She's supposedly super nice and like easy to work with. I feel like we get along great. Everybody, good luck. Thank you. Should this be a challenge so we can hang out with our person first? We still have Billy Curranes' number here somewhere, right? He left it for me, and then Eddie stole it. My kids are obsessed with that song right now, by the way.

Billy Curnington came in the studio one day. And we were talking to up shows like, hey man, come to Hawaii, come stay with me, we'll hang out. And I'm like, wait, what? I'm not, first of all, I'm going to Hawaii. Secondly, if I do, I'm not going to, hey, hey, Billy, it's Bobby. And he wrote it on a piece of paper. And he's a super nice guy. But, like, I would never take someone up on that offer.

Yeah, I think I might. Eddie from Bobby Bones show. You gave this to Bobby, but I took it. That's funny, man. The Bobby Bones Show. And that's going to do it for us today. Thank you guys for listening to the show. Everybody good?

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