The Bobby Bones Show - Lunchbox Has Beef With A Major Artist + Bobby Talks To Arkansas Keith

Episode Date: October 4, 2018

Lunchbox explains his beef with a major country artist. Bobby calls up Arkansas Keith to catch up on life. Also, Bobby shares with Lunchbox who he's dating. Learn more about your ad-choices at https://www.iheartpodcastnetwork.comSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Thursday morning. Morning studio. Morning. What up? So, when I get on Netflix and I try to find a new show, there are like 70 new shows, and I look at them all, and I spend time looking at which show, and I can't really decide, and I just end up being frustrated. And then if I start one, and I don't love it in the first 15 minutes, I go, oh, I should have picked another one.

I don't give it a fair shot. And so this has been a thing. It's called Choice Overload. I was reading a story about it this morning. Basically, when we have too many choices, we shut down mentally. We become frustrated. We become overwhelmed because there are so many choices. And it's not that we have so many choices.

It's that we think we're missing out because there are 89 other options. If there were just two other options, we'd be like, you know what? I feel pretty good about my choice. There are only two other options. But because there are so many, it frustrates us. That's why it takes, for example, 30 minutes to find a show on Netflix. What's funny is Apple, which I love, their whole theory is giving consumers limited options and limited colors. It keeps it simple.

It keeps it super effective. And that's why people really love Apple. Do you ever think about that, Amy? Oh, no, I hadn't. You think with kids, this is a thing too? Yeah, I really do. Like sometimes if I end up asking something the wrong way where I present too many options to my son, he literally sort of, I see his eyeballs go from like, side to side to side and like he's thinking to our in his brain and then he shuts down.

And he's like, he doesn't really know what to do. But when I keep things really simple and give option A or B instead of like A through Z, boom, he can make a choice. And I think you're happier too because you don't feel like there are a lot of options you didn't take. Exactly. That makes sense. I agree. You don't have. You have more satisfaction.

And then for kids, it's empowering that you even gave them a choice to begin with. That's what I do with you guys. Yeah. Yeah, give you that a couple choices. The Bobby Bones Show. Big Three Stories. It's producer, Ramundo. In South Carolina, one officer was killed.

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I'll give you one second of a song. All you have to do is name it. But it's really only one second. It's like, but it's a famous song. You guys, Amy? Ready. Lunchbox, you ready? Oh, yeah.

All right, here is song number one. Amy, you're up first. Can you name the song by this one second? Here we go. There you go. Can you name that song? Singles you up? That's correct.

That's a good one. Okay. All right, lunchbox, you ready? Yeah. One second of the song. It's a hit song. Action. There you go.

I'll play it again for you if you want it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. One second of the song. Go ahead. Oh, yeah, yeah. Forever and Ever Amen. No, you're close, though. I think you had the right thing in mind.

It's Woman Amen. So nice. By Dirk's Bentley. Yeah. Yeah, play it from the beginning again so he can actually hear the part that was at. Here you go. Here's Woman Amen from the beginning.

Thank God for this woman, amen. Amy, you ready? Yep. One second of the song, and action. There you go. Before he cheats. Wow. Nailed that one.

All right, lunchbox ready. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I got this one. One second of the song, go ahead. That's a tough one. It's a tough one. Come on, Lady Annabellum, tell me the name of your song. A Pondoon. No, FGL Simple.

Play that for you. the beginning again so we can hear the part that he didn't hear. There you go. That's tough. All right, AIM, you get this one you win. You ready? Ready. One second of song.

Go ahead. Don me up. Oh, it does kind of sound like... Let me down. Go ahead. Can I play one more time, please? Yeah. I have neon light.

No. It's actually... Play it from the beginning. Here we go. Yeah, drinking my hand, Derek Church. Yeah. You're back in the game if you get this one only. Ready?

Here we go. One second of song. Action. Has that ever been played on our station? It has a couple times. Okay, hit it again. One more time. No, no more times.

Maybe one more. Any answer? Yeah, yeah. Luke Bride, sunscreen, sunset, sunburn. Sunburn. No, that's incorrect. It is actually, from the beginning. Love Me Like You Mean it, from Kelsey Ball.

I love me. There it is. I should have got that. You are the winner, Amy. Congratulations. There it is. There she go. Amy wins another game. By the way, in Lunchbox versus Amy coming up, it's getting close, man. It's tied six to six. And I was asking on Twitter yesterday during the show how people felt about the game. And they like it. We're not going to play it every day. Once it gets to 10, we'll probably move it to once a week. But we'll get a champion.

I like a good proposal story, don't you, Am? Oh, yeah, always. Well, a man faked his own death in a motorcycle accident and a bizarre proposal. Huh? I know. Oh, no, no, no. Did he propose in his obituary? No.

But it shows the man lying on the road and his distraught girlfriend rushed to the scene in tears. No. But shortly after playing dead, the man suddenly gets on his feet and falls down to a knee. What is this guy thinking? No. He pulls out a red box with an engagement ring and asks her to marry him. She said yes, but they have her freaking out because she thinks her boyfriend was just hurt badly or killed in a motorcycle accident. She can be heard screaming and crying as traffic officers try to console her.

They tried to revive the man who was laying face down before he sits up surprising his girlfriend with a jewelry box and a smile. I feel so bad for her Because she's gonna always associate that feeling with being proposed to And the crowd cheers Like Which one of these is worse The couple earlier in the week they got stuck on the mountain after the proposal Because the guy took her up proposed it got dark

And they got stuck on the mountain had to be rescued Or this one I think this one I do too Yeah this one You can't fake dead Yeah That's trauma

Yeah, she, PTSD type stuff. Like she could be, she thought the man she loved was dead. I'd be so mad. I might even break up with them. That would be so mad. Anyway, I saw that, thought that was good. A good story. I do have a much more positive tell me something good proposal coming up in a bit.

Yeah, I saw somebody on Instagram yesterday kind of yelling at me. And I don't really think we're talking about dancing with the stars at all today. Back in Nashville, I mean, I'll train later today. But, um, I'm, listen, on show days, we, we just, We try to talk about it once or twice a show. Not too much, but enough. But I saw somebody who's mad at me yesterday. Like, shut up about it.

What do you think, game? Too much, too little? No, I think just right. I try to really, if we talk about it in one hour, we don't talk about it for another two hours, only a couple times. We have a partner in once every two weeks. Like, I'm really trying to walk that line,

but it is a big part of my life right now. But let me know if it's too much. I mean, it's a big part of all of our lives right now. So, yeah, I mean, I think we have a good balance. I hope so. and if listeners feel that way or if they want more of it, all you have to do is go let me know on Twitter.

Mr. Bobby Bones. The latest from Nashville and Hollywood. It's the 32nd Skinny. CMT Artist of the Year Night will have seven special performances airing on October 17th. We've got Carrie Underwood with Maddie and Tay and Runaway June.

Kelsey Ballerini will perform with Alison Krause. Merrimorce will perform with Brandy Carlisle. Oh, that's cool. Yeah, it's all women. You know, so the C-M-T artists of the year are all women and they're pulling people on with them. The Carrie Underwood's interesting because that's her tour. You know, her, Carrie Underwood Cry Pretty 360 tour, those artists are on her tour next year too. Yeah, good for them. What else?

Brothers Osborne, Florida Georgia Line, and Cheryl Crow will all perform at Scott Hamilton and Friends. Third annual I Show. It's on November 18th in Nashville. You know, we got to say tomorrow the Eric Church Record comes out too. Which I've been waiting for, I don't know, since like 2012. So I'm pretty excited about that as well. So there you go. Anything else, Morgan number two?

That's it. I'm Morgan number two. That's the skinny. It's time for the good news. With lunchbox. Stay at home, it's not been good. Andy Taylor was finishing his morning workout in Florida when he started having heart problems. He was like, oh, no, I don't feel well. Goes down, face down. Luckily, his two kids, Madison and Caleb are home.

Madison finds him, gets on the phone with 911 and Caleb, who's in middle school. Learned CPR last year in middle school, flips that over, gives him CPR and resuscitates his dad. Wow. Wow. Well, you go back to school and you're a hero, right? Yeah, and they're getting an award from the city called the Life Saving Award. And like, he should get any girlfriend he wants, right? Oh, yeah. Like, really?

All right, there you go. That's what it's all about right there. This story comes us from Naperville, Illinois. 28-year-old Britton Thurman owed about $6,000 at the courts. He had some previous run-ins with the law, had to pay some fines. So he shows up to the court, pays the $6,000. dollars. Week later it comes back, it was on stolen credit cards. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. So he got hit with identity theft, fraud, and a couple other charges.

That person had a lifelike. You know what I mean? Take that identity. All right, there you go. I'm Lunchbox. That's your Bonehead story of the day. It's tied six to six as they go to ten. Now time for Amy versus Lunchbox. Here we go. I'll ask Amy three questions for dudes, lunchbox three questions that the ladies would normally get right. And here we go, question number one. Amy,

the Colts will play the Patriots tonight, Thursday night football. Who's the head coach of the Patriots? Bill Belichick. Correct. What is up? Wow. I don't even know how I knew that. Question number two, Amy.

A boiler maker is made with, a glass of beer and a shot of a boiler maker a glass of beer and a shot of whiskey correct yes amy yeah the recommended air pressure and your tires is usually between 30 and 35 PSI what does PSI stand for Hold on, hold on. Tire pressure, PSI. Pressure surrounding interior. Ooh. Incorrect.

Lunchbox you can steal? Per square inch. It's incorrect as well. It's actually pounds per square inch. Oh. Yeah. Close though. Close though.

Okay, lunchbox. Over to you ready? Yeah. All right, here we go. First question for lunchbox. These questions are made for the ladies. Question number one. Susan Sarandon turned 72 today.

What famous movie did she co-star with Gina Davis? Oh, Susan Saranda. Gina Davis. Susan Sarandon. Oh, yeah, I'm going to just go with a league of their own. Incorrect. Amy Steele? Say it again.

Susan Sarandon, Gina Davis. Famous movie. I mean, uh, Dettmom. Delma and Louise. Oh, I never saw that. I never saw that.

Lunchbox. I didn't know who Gina Davis was. Well, you got League of Their Own. You got League of Their Own. She's in that? She's the main character. That's the only movie I could think of it. Oh, yeah.

I thought that was Susan Sarandon. In the yoga pose that I'm talking about here, the body forms an inverted V. With the feet and hands pressing into the ground, and the hips pushing into the sky. What's the name of that pose? Downward dog.

Correct. Woo! Namaste. Lunchbox, you need to get this one a tie. Yes, I do. You might use a self-tanner to help conceal these, or a dermatologist might try microneedling. Microneedling.

Self-tanner. Microneedling, your eyebrows. Oh, your eyebrows. Yep. I'm sorry, that's incorrect. the stretch mark. Whoa, whoa, whoa, hello. You already won their princess.

Play her song. Sorry, sorry. I'm not used to winning. Well, Amy now take a 7-6 league. Congratulations to you. Thank you. Closer, closer to 10. I thought this was kind of rude.

Eddie came out to watch me dance on TV, and Lunchbox said that you look especially bald on TV. Really? He said that? Yeah. There was a dress code, and I wasn't allowed to wear a hat. hat. I was a little worried about that. Yeah, well, Lunchbox sent me a note that he wanted to bring this up on the air. What a jerk. Go ahead.

No, Eddie, they showed an overhead shot of you, and it was like a blank canvas back there. Oh, come on. You don't need to point that out for him. No, no, you have to because he said he's come on here before and said his barber tells him, oh, it's growing back in the back. Well, the camera doesn't lie, and those cameras that dancing with the stars are probably the best in the business, and they showed you from above. And boy, I had to get sunglasses because it was like, whoa.

Okay. You know who else came was Walker Hayes? Walker Hayes came out and sat in the crowd and watched. Which I thought was pretty cool. You know, hey, you broke up with me. Here's that. Yeah. Did he have fun?

He had such a blast. He was like, man, this is the best day of my life. This is amazing. I've never seen anything like this. Really? Walker came over to the trailer, Amy, and we hung out before. And then I was like, hey, I've got to go. I was in my crazy suit.

But yeah, Walker, Hayes was there. Eddie was there. Had some people from St. Jude that were there. Yeah. Dude, it's so much fun. I want to go back every week now. Like, I'm just telling you, I'm not going to, but I'm all in, Bones. I'm all in on you.

On me? Yes, on you, the show. I'm watching every minute of it. I mean, I'm your friend. I know, but I'll be honest. At the beginning, I was a little worried about it, but now I'm all in. It's a Bobby Bones show. So they're calling it Beauty Gate because iPhone users claim the newest model is automatically

smoothing skin in selfies. Amy, what do you know about this? I mean, they say that when you've turned the camera towards you, your skin automatically looks better and younger

like you've got a filter on, but it's not a filter. It's the regular camera. Now, iPhone says it's just the way the new phone takes the picture and puts it all together, makes it that way,

but I don't know. I feel like they're just trying to make us all look awesome and younger all the time, which don't get me wrong. I'm not against, but you should have the option if you want to do that or not.

Because sometimes, you know, you want to keep it real, see what you really look like. And if we're constantly deceived, like, sometimes I meet people and I'm like, oh, wow, you must use a filter like all the time because I have never seen you in person before. And I have to watch that with myself because I can get carried away with filters because they do make you look better. But I don't want anybody to ever meet me and be like, oh, interesting. You're like 10 years older than I thought. Everybody's inadvertently catfishing everyone. Yeah.

Beauty gate. I don't mind it as long as everybody knows. Right, but you're, yeah. I mean, it's, everybody wants a new phone, but if you don't have a choice, but the camera's always making you look awesome. And then you look in the mirror one day and you're like, oh, shoot. What about your daughter? Do you let her do the filters on herself on your, eye? Yeah, but she loves the dog and the, you know, bunny and all the fun ones. So, yeah, like, I'm fine with that. But I definitely. I definitely want to be careful that she doesn't get too carried away with. I have, like, a niece and a nephew and, like, some of their friends where they're already

photoshopping all of their pictures, and it's so obvious. Really? Yes. And they're in high school. Some, my friend's niece, we were going through one of hers because she's, like, in junior high and takes time to edit and completely Photoshop. And one, to even make her look a little bit skinnier. And then some of the comments below were her classmates being like, this totally

doesn't look like you. You're not that skinny. And then she replied back, I didn't Photoshop it, but you can totally tell she did. It's a thing. And it's like, oh, gosh, the pressure. Man, I should get that app. No. I don't know. It's that easy. High school kids are doing it. I'm about to be ripped.

No. They body painted me, and they were like, do you want me to paint on abs? And I was like, yes, but then my suit, you couldn't see them. But I'm not against that. The makeup abs? The makeup abs? Man, I mean, we're adults. Okay, fine. We can make those decisions, but having to feel like you need to Photoshop yourself like that when you're 15? Like that, that's, I don't like that. Yeah, no, I get it. I get it.

Bobby Bones show. I love country music. I love the history of country music, which is why people call me. Yeah, country music's youngest historian. That's right. Today in country music, here we go. The Bobby Bones show on this day in country music. Willie Nelson picked up his first number one song ever with one of my favorite songs ever. it's so good. Blue eyes cry.

In the rain? Listen to that. Come on. I love this song so much. When we kissed goodbye and far we'd never. I'm going to take you guys down an awesome country music rabbit hole. Ready? Yep.

Follow me here. So that song was originally written by a guy named Fred Rose and recorded by Roy Akef. Okay? So here's that clip. There you go. So that was originally cut there. Now, it was recorded by Willie Nelson as part of his Red-Headed Stranger record.

Okay. Super famous record. Yeah. Which is what they still call on, by the way. It's a nickname. So it was his first number one as a recording artist, 1975. Before the song, Willie Nelson was basically a songwriter for other artists.

He already had a top ten hit as a songwriter. Do you know what massive song he wrote? You do know? I do. Amy, ready to be blown away? Yeah. Willie Nelson wrote, Crazy. By Patsy Klein.

Yeah, here you go. Crazy. Willie Nelson wrote this song. I'm crazy for feeling so lonely. Willie Nelson went on with the Grammy Award for Best Male Country Vocal Performance for Blue Eyes. That song kicked off his career, and then he became... Willie.

Willie. As we know him. I love Willie. He's been on our show. Yeah, here's some Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain. Here you go. It's first ever number one. Let's play some more of that here.

I don't make music like this anymore Before we were alive When we kissed goodbye and part I knew we'd never meet again I think we're all massive Willie Nelson fans right Like all of us Is this the one person that collectively we all love Amy? Yeah

Kind of or not really Me, Willie? Yeah. Oh, no. Legit. Okay, I thought so too. Yeah, yeah, yeah, no. Eddie, obviously.

Love, love, love, love. I love, love, Willie. Lutzbox, how do you feel? Because you don't really like music, which is weird, but how do you feel like Willie Nelson? Oh, Willie's fine. Okay. All right, that's good, though, for you. That's good, that's good.

That's good. That's good. That's good. It's time for the good news. With Amy. Tell me something good. Shout out to this town, Gresham, Oregon. They did something pretty cool for this guy Todd that lives in their town and basically

does a lot of odd jobs for everybody. He's been working seven days a week for nearly 20 years. He's 45 years old, has autism, and the people of town just appreciate his work ethic and that he's willing to do whatever and go above and beyond. So for his dedicated service, the people of Gresham threw him his own town parade. Oh, wow, I got his own parade. Hundreds of people came out. They lined the streets, paid tribute to their hometown delivery guy, or odds and end guy,

as they call him. And he even, they borrowed like this back. Batmobile to drive him around the center of town where he had another surprise waiting, a statue of him. Wow. Holy cow. Yeah. He's basically like the town hero. So now he got a parade in his own statue in the center of town.

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Why did the electrician stay up all night? Hmm. Why did the electrician stay up all night? She was wired. All right. There it is. Come on. That was the morning corny.

It's a Bobby Bone show. Lunchbox, what happened? There's a kid in St. Louis. He's a junior in high school. He tried out for the varsity soccer team. And the coach decided he wasn't good enough. Cut him from the team, said, sorry, you're not good enough. So his mom has filed a lawsuit saying it's not fair and he should be put back on the team.

Wow. And it really was because he wasn't good enough. Yes. It wasn't like a race thing. It wasn't like that's really the reason? Yes, that's really the reason. He just said he had some technical ability that wasn't there and his game decision making wasn't up to par with the other players. And the mom filed a lawsuit and said put him back on the team.

Okay, you know what comes to my mind first? Not that this is ridiculous because in life, we have to be taught that you just don't get everything for free. Like I'm not a big participation trophy guy because it teaches you that everything just happens and it's not about work and perseverance and develop. But here's what I hear first when I hear the story. Is this poor kid?

This poor kid. Yes. How embarrassed that your mom... Take away the part that it's ridiculous that his mom is suing because he's... But he's got to go to school and be the kid now whose mom is suing because he can't get on the team. How do you even go back to school?

Yeah. Amy, when you hear this, what do you think? I mean, I certainly wouldn't do that if I was the mom. I mean, if my kid wasn't good enough to make football, I'd be like, okay, if you want to play, you need to get out there and practice. And I think we're missing that. And more and more so,

because I know everyone wants to feel good. We make every kid feel good, and I believe in making people feel good. I really do. But if everybody feels good all the time, and we don't teach them that hard work, that developing a talent if those aren't important skills,

attributes, then they won't do it and you get to be an adult and all of a sudden you expect everything to be given to you and that's not how life works. It's really who shows up, works the hardest. Who puts in... Don't get me started, man.

Because I don't have a lot of skill but I show up, you know? This soccer... That's poor kid. They're probably going to beat him up. He'll get hurt. And then I feel bad for this kid because I used to get beat him. up and I'm like, oh, this poor kid.

I'm kind of beat up right now. My shoulder's killing me, man. Yeah, how's that going? Terrible. I see your little, you have your little tape on it. I was on Instagram yesterday, begging someone to come to my house and fix me. I'm finally in Nashville for the first time in almost a month.

And, I mean, I have a shoulder injury. I'm trying, listen, I have a friend that works with the NFL team in town, the Titans. Yeah. And I'm trying to get the guy to come look at my shoulder. Because I can't not do this show. I may have to go one arm Yeah

That's right Yeah that's all right One arm I just don't want to make a thing about it on screen yet And be the hurt guy I want to come in like One or two weeks left in the show And be like I got gangrene guys

But I'm gonna keep I'm gonna continue on with the fight That's what I want to use it I want to Kurt Gibson that thing For those old Amy knew what Kurt Gibson is Not a clue Dodgers he had a home run

Basically with a messed up leg it's a whole sports thing I figured you'd know since you're a big sports fan Yeah sorry about that The Bobby Bone Show Lunchbox why are you upset with Keith Urban So Keith Urban has the album

Graffiti You And he sent vinyl copies To the studio And he autographed them And he sent them to everybody Except for Lunchbox I did not get one There's a stack of them in there

And I see one I'm like oh Ray Bobby Amy Morgan number one, Ray, phone screener Hillary. And not one for lunchbox. Everybody got one but me. How does he leave me out of the signed vinyl copies of graffiti you?

Did I get one? He didn't say Bobby. Yeah. Or Eddie. I believe you guys got one. Everybody got one. There's no one for lunchbox. Come in.

Like, how does, how do, like, no offense to Morgan, number one. number one, phone screener Hillary. How do they get them over me? I would bet you have one somewhere. There's just a mistake. And I bet you he's just sitting there and someone's just telling him who to sign these things. Yeah, I don't think...

I mean, I think the front desk lady toy even got one over me. Okay, lunchbox. Keith Irvin, let's say, is listening right now. What do you want to say to him? Hey, Keith, look, man. I mean, you come in here and we seem to be friendly. You know who I am. You say hi. You're really nice and friendly. How? Are you going to leave me out of a signed vinyl copy of graffiti you. That is something I can put up

in my house and people come over and be like, man, you know Keith Urban. I'm like, oh yeah, that's my friend, you know, he's signed it for me, no big deal. But now I look like the fool that doesn't get one. So Keith, if you could take time and maybe sign one and then write a personal message now that I got left out, say like, hey, lunch, I'm really sorry. I forgot

you. You're like my favorite. Then I think we can be cool. But until then, we're not cool. Oh, are you beefing with Keith Urban? I am officially beefing with Keith Urban. Oh, wow. Okay. I'm up for the drama. Yeah.

Like, don't you think that's crazy? I think it was oversight. Yeah, well, we got beef now. Yeah. Oversight's cause beef. Lunchbox and Keith Urban are beefing. That's right. And oddly, I think I'm on Keith's side because he's so nice.

Lunchbox, you'll get one. We'll see. Don't wait. We'll see. Hey, speaking of Pim and Joy, next week is Joy Week on the show, which we try to come in to kind of reset. And it's all about celebrating positivity and some major artists come by and play. I think John Parties Monday.

There's Old Dominion, Luke Combs, Kelsey Ballerini. They come in and they play for an hour, and we have these Pimp and Joy shirts, and we don't keep any of the money. Do you want to talk about the charity we're working with? Yeah, well, it's going to our Pimp and Joy Military Fund, which we try to find families that really have gone through a lot serving our country. At one point in time, we've done someone that they lost their legs, and then they're in a wheelchair, so they have to get a whole new house to be able to maneuver and get around.

So we try to find families like that that are in need And then donate the money because these people are sacrificing their lives for us And, you know, lives and limbs and all the things So we try to give back to them and the Pimpin Joy shirt 100% of the proceeds go towards that We've got shirts, tanks and sweatshirts Yeah, that'd be Monday so they go out for sale on Monday And again music and you know it's rare that an artist will come and just sit down and play for an hour And that's going to happen and I believe Monday's John party

And we've called our friends too and said, hey, will you come. So they're going to be full band in studio. So it'd be good. So starting Monday, that'll all be happening. That's good. What else is good? I slept in my own bed last night by the first time in a month. I bet that felt amazing. Yeah. I mean, we were flying back last night, Eddie and I was like, man, I haven't been home since, I guess, like the seventh or so last month. And so I have a nagging shoulder injury, but I slept in my own bed, woke up this morning, I'm in a different time zone. A little bit of my head spinning. And Eddie was like, because Eddie spent, what, three days with me?

Yeah, three days. And I'm like, man, all you do is dance and, like, maybe sleep for two hours. Did you see him eat? And radio. I didn't see him eat, no. One time I saw me out of the three days. And that was just in a car. Yeah, on the way to somewhere.

Yeah, but it's been awesome. Like, I don't even tell that complaining. Like, it's really been awesome. So, yeah, that's good. I'm in and, you know, I got to use my own soap last night. Like, that's the thing. Did you do your ritual? You're a cold play?

I did. I slept, turn cold play on. Good. I didn't sleep a lot because it was, Kind of weird to be home, but yeah, it was good. And I'm here for a few days, so I'll go practice tonight. What else? I saw that this mom got in trouble for throwing Kyan Pepper in the face of her daughter's bullies.

Yeah, that was how she decided to handle it. Yeah, the mom's 46 years old, so the mom's for sure an adult. Yeah. Like, for sure. For sure, for sure. And the bullies were 8 and 11, and she just takes Kian Pepper and throws it in their eyes. Like, I understand being upset if your kids are getting bullied, right? Yes.

But it's like you can't go and do Spider-Man justice. No. Well, yeah, and I don't even know that Spider-Man would throw Kayan in someone's eyes, but... Well, what I mean is vigilante. You can't go and be a vigilante. You have to go to the right people and say this is happening. Or you'll be like this woman. This Florida mother, Simone James, 46, was arrested.

She threw Kayenne Pepper into the eyes of her daughter's bullies, and they ran away. She was arrested, charged with child abuse battery. Well, she's a bully, too now. Right. Definitely if you're a parent's not the way to. handle it. Yeah, definitely not. Hey, Dakota, you're on the air. Hello, and thank you for calling. What's going on? Hi, Dakota. You there? Oh, I know I hear you. One more shot, Dakota. Hello. Oh, I lost her. Oh, oh. Yeah, too late. Hello, you're on the air. Good morning.

Hey, good morning. This is Taylor from Alabama. What's happening? We're good. What do you want to say? Well, I'm a first-time caller, and I've been listening to you for about five years now. and I never watched Dancing with the Stars, but I watch it because you're on it now. And I just feel like I'm watching a friend when I'm watching you, and I've been so proud of you. Oh, thanks. You know, I was a little embarrassed and disappointed it this last week,

because I didn't score that high. I don't know if you heard me talking about that. Yeah, I was. Because, again, I feel like I'm out there representing you guys when I don't do. Because I'm training my brains out, and I don't want to talk about it all the time either because I feel like I'm talking about it too much, but I do, and then people go,

you're not taking it serious. I can't control that my mouth. My mouth stays open yet. I can't. I love that. But seriously watching you, like I just feel like I'm watching a close friend. And I'm just like, oh my gosh, he's doing so great. I'm just so proud and so excited for you.

Well, thank you very much. I really am trying as hard as I possibly can. And I'm getting better and I'm trying hard. And I can't keep my mouth closed for some reason. I can't control that. But I'll be back on again Monday night. But thank you for calling. Of course.

Have a good day. All right. See you later. Well, that's got to feel good. Well, I went to YouTube and I was watching their last video. People just ripped me. Stop looking at YouTube comments. You can't do that.

They just tear me apart. It's not fair to you yourself. Just do that. Just stay late. Let's see. A fast food worker in South Carolina is safe after being chased around the restaurant by an angry goat. Police arrived at a Zaxby's to find exactly what the 911 call had reported. A goat was running around after a frightened employee.

Luckily, the worker was not injured. The goat had escaped from a farm. The police department wrote on Facebook, it's not every day that our police officers go round up a goat at a fast food drive-thru. By the way, if a goat's chasing you, just stop and tell the goat no. What's the worst thing a goat's going to do to you? I've been around a lot of goats in my life. Yeah, I've never even seen an angry goat.

I've seen a couple angry goats. Really? Yeah, but it's not like it's a ram, you know? It's a little goat. It's got little, maybe horns. It's not taking its foot and going, and then charging you like a ram. But is it worth it to call the cops if it's a goat? Someone saw it.

And if you're a secondary person, just step in and stop the goat. Put a chair in front of it. Yeah. I like goats. We had goats. Sometimes it would, like, neighbors would have them, they would come mow the yard. They would eat the yard.

Yes. That is, I want one. I try to give my husband that case. Like, you don't have to mow the yard anymore. The goat will eat it. Yeah. I mean, that's not that easy. You have to feed the goat.

How hard is that? Have the goat. Goats do yoga. Okay, now I'm, that's why she wants it. She wants a goat yoga. Hey, Tommy, are you there? Yes, sir. What's happening?

and you're on the radio. Hi, I was just, I had a question. I know that you just recently wrote a book, but are you planning on writing anymore? Oh, no, not right now. I mean, I've written two books. I never thought I would write one of them.

The first one was called Bear Bones, and it was a memoir about my life, and my original goal was write a kid's book, and they said no. And so then I wrote that book, and it did surprisingly well. And then I wrote a second book called Fail until you don't,

which is just about we learn from failure, and that's how we learn the most, the quickest, is by actually just jumping into it. Instead of waiting around, trying to figure out the right move, it's like just jump in and mess up and learn. And what's the next one? Dance until you fall and break all your bones? Maybe.

Yeah, no, I don't. Eventually, hopefully, but I'm kind of tapped out. Like, my goals right now are this show. I want to get as far as I can on this TV show. I got another couple projects. Oh, my gosh. If you win, it could be like how I won, dancing with the stars.

Three left feet. I thought about that. What? No, they say too, but it's how it doesn't matter where you start, it's where you go. Like, I believe that about my life, too. It's not where I was born and raised and the factors that influenced my early part of my life, because I learned from that. I used to think everything I came from was a disadvantage.

Now I see it as an advantage because it made me so much stronger today. And the same thing with this TV show. Like, I started, and I don't know anything about it. But I've had a book called Three Left Feet. It's all about how it's okay to be awkward. Come on. See, Amy, he's already thought about this. Yeah, well, I know.

good. I try to get in with an idea. He's like, I've already written half of it. But am I going to do another book? Nah. That's a title. Nah, no, no, no.

Yeah, that's it. Tommy, what about you? What's up with you? Right. Is anything up with you? Anything new? Nothing is new. I'm looking forward to getting your book

and reading it, both of them. Okay, well, I mean, let's just send her one. Don't pay for that. I'll send you a book. How about that? I'll write you a note. Aw.

All right? That would be awesome. Thank you. Where do you live? I live in Nashville. Okay, well, that's easy. I'll just bring it to your house. Just drive it over.

How does that sound? Uber. Will it, Uber. Hey, hold on a second. Tommy, I'll get your info. So, Ramundo is our audio producer who works in the glass room. And there's a driving range near your house. Is that true?

Yeah, for golf you're talking about? Yeah. And so, I don't know if you guys know this, but Ramundo will take his phone out and record people playing golf and just watch their swings back. They don't know he's recording them, which is kind of creepy. Well, and, I mean, there's a park. right there. So I just, it just came to me one time. I was like, why don't I record these guys?

And then I can study it when I go home instead of just trying to always do this swing thing on my own. These are experts at the driving range. But then I also kind of thought about it. Man, I'm kind of creepy. Just kind of creepy, yeah. Filming these people while they're doing their swings. And even my girl said, that, you got to stop doing that. That is weird. Can't you just get on YouTube, though, and just like watch a professional golf. Yeah. But it's also, I'm a foot from these guys, and I get to see their full swing. I get to see how their leg placement is. See how far they hit it. It's actually a great idea as long as they don't get busted by one of these dudes. That is kind of weird if some dudes recording you, though, right?

Yeah, that's the weird part. And then also I'd be concerned that how do you know for sure that these are the dudes that know what they're doing? The farther they hit it, then I'd save the recording. If it's a crappy shot, I don't even. There you go. That's valid. Hey, don't forget, next week, Monday, Joy Week starts. We have our new Pimp and Joy shirts helping military families and, you know, our friends that do live music come in and play.

John Party's Monday, right? Yeah, John Party's Monday. and he's going to bring in the full band and play for an hour, and it's all about spreading positivity. And if you've been with us the last many years, you know how this thing works. And if not, we welcome you to Joy Week starting Monday. Just trying to make a difference,

trying to make some smiles and make some people's life a little easier that have made our life easier. So, yeah, that'd be Monday morning. It's time for the good news. Tell me something good. So a guy in New York wanted to pop the question to his girlfriend. And he wanted to do something special. And so he got a little help from Ben and Jerry's ice cream

to make it happen. His name is Angelo and he knew that she loved ice cream. He knew her favorite flavor of ice cream was mint. So he said, hey, can you guys help me? And he called it Merry Me Mint. And so what he does is he goes into the location in Vermont where they lived. He gets down on one knee

right in the freezer section. Oh, wow. And he grabs the ice cream that's made specifically for her that says marry her mint and she said, yeah, she opened it up, the ring was in the ice cream. It's a whole thing. That's pretty cool. And Ben and Jerz was involved in that, and they made the ice cream for them. Pretty legit.

That's a pretty legit story. Yeah, that's tell me something good. That's what it's all about. That was Tell Me Something Good. Folks, it's your buddy and my... Mr. Bobby Bones. Allison and Texas, what's happening? Hey, Bobby.

What's up? How are you? Really good. What can I do for you? I just wanted to tell you guys that I think you guys are awesome. Keep going with the dancing with the stars. I am from Texas, and I'm from Texas, and I'm moved Virginia where I started listening to you guys in Virginia because I was military, and then I

moved back home a few years ago, and I don't have you guys because I live south of Houston, and we don't have you guys in Houston, but I still listen to you guys. I think you're awesome, and just keep doing what you're doing. Oh, thanks. Listen to us on the podcast or I-Hart Radio. That's cool. Anyway, people listen to us, we appreciate it. If it's live or if it's 11 a.m. Or if it's 7 p.m. or four days later, come on. We appreciate that. Let me talk to, guest who's on the phone now. Arkansas Keith. There he is. Hello. Hello. How are you? I'm good. How are you doing? I'm good. So this is Arkansas Keith who, you know, stepdad, hunter fisherman. What else is there to say about him? Oh, hard worker. Hard working guy. But does have this weird time of the year where he takes it off just to like hunt for a couple months. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, that's because it's seasonal work. You're at the park. Yeah. I'm actually in the woods right now.

He's always in the woods. He's actually in the woods right now. Yes. Are you good? You're good, right? I'm good. How are you doing? Okay.

Arkansas, Keith, we got you on. I have to know because you've known Bobby since he was a kid, and is he making his hometown proud on dancing with the stars, and how do you feel about it? I'm just telling you. He just talking to town. He used to talk to the town. Everybody, hey, Bobby.

He wasn't before, but now he just blew it off the chart. So have you ever. watched Dancing with the Stars before Bobby? Only a few times. Back in the Emmitt Smith Day, there's no saying, you know. Just catch parts of it, but I'm zero-game on it now, that's for sure. Are you impressed with his moves?

I am. I'm very impressed. I never thought I'd see it. Well, I did think I would say it. What am I talking about? He can do anything if he puts his mind to it right. He does make it seem that way. Bobby's like a living, walking, vision board. Yeah. I like his moves, though. Dancing, that's pretty

What'd you think about that magic suit I had with like no shirt underneath? Just out of sight, man, everything. I mean, I don't know what you do. I'm speechless on there. What are you doing in the woods today? Oh, we're doing a little squirrel hunting. Okay. And, and scooping off.

Well, okay. Did you get the photo I sent you of you when you were a little boy? Yeah, I posted on Instagram last night. Oh, that, okay, that came from. He texted me a picture and ever, listen, I had a mullet. Let's just call it. Oh, that's for sure 100% mullet. Yeah.

What is that, like, sixth grade? Probably six or seventh grade, yeah. Yeah. And so I posted a picture on my Instagram, Mr. Bobby Bones. And yeah, it's me living live. It's a mullet. Hey, Keith. Yes.

We need more of those photos. Can you dig up some more? Oh, I have lots of photos of Bobby. Okay, I'm going to give you my number. Oh, boy. All right, wait. I'll let you get back to it. Thanks for talking to us this morning.

Everything else good? Good guarantee, man. Keep up the good work, right? Yeah, I'm trying. I'm trying. Trying to keep dancing. Keep representing Mountain Pine, Arkansas, proud, by dancing my heart out. Does Keith get on the phone and vote? Does he know how to vote? Oh, I don't know. Do you vote?

I do. Oh, you do? Wow. Everybody there? What'd you say? You got me voting. You got something going on. Yeah. He's probably never voted for anything on TV ever. Hey, how about, listen, I'm a die-hard Cubs fan, and so is Arkansas Keith. He has a Cubs tattoo.

Tough loss. And I don't want to talk about it. I know, I don't either, but I feel like if I don't bring it up, because I'm such a diehard Cubs fan and I haven't mentioned it yet because it made me sick to my stomach. I hate when they lose. The Razorbacks in the Cubs. Yeah.

It didn't happen. Wait, what up? I was pulling for them, but it didn't happen. I know. Well, all right, I'll let you get back to the woods. All right, man. Good talking to you. Yeah, talk to you soon.

Bye-bye. Bye-bye. For those that don't know, so that's Arkansas Keith. When I was 12 or 13, my mom remarried, and he was my stepdad for... five or six years. Yeah. And then they weren't married anymore.

And then my mom's not with us anymore. But yeah, so he comes on and he's awesome. And he's always called from the woods or the boat. Or in his truck. Yeah, or his truck. Jimmy. He'll always be like, oh, I'm just riding around. And he'll start naming people that we're supposed to know.

He's like, you know. You know, Craig. Frank. Frank's third tree. We're like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, my gosh. What's up? I'm just thinking like, I need, how cool would it be if it was like, Arkansas Keith takes on L.A. to watch Bobby dance with the stars.

Yeah, I guess I could try to... Yes. I've been nervous about bringing people out because I don't know how long I'm going to last on the show. I know, but I mean, that could be a pretty interesting trip. I took him to Chicago with me when I threw the first pitch out of the Cubs game because he's this dired Cubs fan. I didn't even know he's watching me dance. I don't take... And he's voting.

I don't take for granted that anybody's watching that or me. Like, nothing. And so that's cool. I may bring him out if I can last a bit. Like, if I can last and get over the shoulder injury, I think I can win. the whole show at this point because I'm just getting a little bit better, a little bit better, just grinding it out. And there are people that are way better than me, but I think I can just, I think I can catch up. I see that. That would be so cool. You have to understand, I started the least

known, the worst dancer, so I had to do something to get into the orbit of people's minds. So I got nutty a little bit while getting better. Like there's a strategy. So I'm trying to do better dancing and good TV at the same time. Like it'd be great for you, but also amazing for Sharna, because she's gotten so close to winning. Oh, that's what it's all about. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. She's finished second three times. Right. And people are like, you're being mean to Sharnah. No, no, no, no.

I'm trying to get us in the conversation of as we're getting better that people actually care. Nobody cares who I am. I'm a dopey DJ. And they're like football players and actors. So if I got a floss, then bring it, baby. Yeah. I will floss. So, yeah, that's the deal.

What about dating wise? What do you mean? Like, you say, whenever I bring it up about Sharnah, people say you're being mean to her. And I say, are you dating her? You don't comment. You say you have something working. So is it still working? Are you still?

I tell you, I offered Eddie the info last night. Lunchbox. He didn't want it. You're going to hate me. Wait, what? What do you mean? You didn't mean you didn't want it. I declined it.

I didn't think it was fair for you guys. I kind of wanted to be with you guys. No, Amy knows. I'm not looking at Amy actually. Lunchbox. I wanted to be on your side and just be like, we'll find out together. No, Bobby, if you want to tell me, I don't care if you don't tell Eddie. I'll tell them.

Don't tell them. Bones, don't tell them. Oh, oh. I'm not trying to be in the same boat. Come here. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. No. Eddie. Eddie, no. You know how he is? Don't tell Eddie. Yeah. Okay, I'll tell you.

Yeah, I won't say nothing. I won't say nothing. That's not true. Don't believe him. I won't say nothing. Wait, hold on. No, Amy, I won't say nothing. Can I tell lunchbox or not?

I trust lunchbox. Oh, my goodness. Who? Who? I totally do. What up? I told you I was having a kid first. Yeah.

That's true. Let me see a pin. Oh, yeah! Yeah, Eddie, take that you need to do. Okay, no. I was looking up for you, lunch, much, I'm going to just write, don't, you can't. I won't say anything.

I'll just say, oh. Okay. That's all I do. Yeah, your reaction has to be, oh, it's genuine. Shocked or not. Even if it's throwing people off, that's okay, because Amy threw people off when I rode down.

Yeah, yeah, got it, got it. Okay, hold on. No, Eddie, don't come over here. I'm not, I'm not. Oh. Okay, hold on. Eddie, you passed on this last night. Yeah.

Woo! Okay, I'm going to open this up. Okay, all right. I'm going to show you. Even me reading it, I'm like, okay. I just saw you write it down. I'm going to show you. It's real.

I'm looking over your right shoulder. Are you ready? Yeah. Okay. Huh. You now know. You're one. Yeah.

What was I supposed to do? Just whatever. You're supposed to say, oh. No, yeah. There it is. Oh. Okay. You're one of the few.

You know what? As a matter of fact, I think the whole room knows now except Eddie. Oh my God. Because Morgan number two figured it out. She did? She did. She saw accent.

I mean, yeah. Mike Dino has been living, Mike Dina had been living in a two-bedroom apartment like college, sharing mustard. I was like, man. And here I was thinking, like, I don't want to be a, I get a heads up on lunchbox. Like, we'll find out together. And he just, what, he's, we're not a team? I know.

I know that now. There's no I in team. That's true. Man. All right, I have this for you. We'll play Never Gonna Get It Here. Nearly 50% of people say they've gone a full week without using any of this. Okay, so half people go, gone a whole week, never used this at all.

It's weird because you think people would use this, okay? That's what I'm going to leave you at right now. 50% of people say they've gone a full week without using any of this. All right, never going to get it. Think about that. We'll come back in a second. Now I'll give you the answer. You want to spoil it lunch?

Box? Yeah. Go ahead. Toothpaste. What? That's weird. Okay. Okay. I won't tell you if that's right. Come on up. Hold on. We're going to do Never Going to get it. The question was, and it's a tough one here, check it out. Oh, man. Nearly 50% of people say they've got a full week without using any of this, okay? Half of people say they went a full week, not using any of this. Amber, you're on in Florida.

What do you think it is? Television. Television. Oh, that's a pretty good guess. I watch so much less television now on the actual television. Unless it's a sporting event or Friends reruns on TBS, my TV just doesn't come on. I'll watch it on my laptop or YouTube. No, that's not it.

Lunchbox thinks it's toothpaste. Yeah, absolutely. Is it toothpaste? Amy. Caffeine. Oh, wow. Producer ready? I got you.

Deodorant. Oh, wow. What's wrong with you guys? Yeah, no. Stop with that. Nearly 50% of people say they've gone a full week without. using Go ahead

Shampoo? No, cash Cash. Oh, I've got months like Yeah, that's that Yeah, cash, yeah.

Bobby bones. Did you see the headline about Chris Hemsworth? He said he's Thor by the way And he said that he feels gross About being rich. No, I didn't see that headline. And I understood his sentiment

But it's a weird thing to read Because it's like, dude, shut up. Right, so I don't know his background Like for you, I understand why you feel that way because of how you grew up. I don't feel gross. Okay. I feel now that I have a bit of success that it's very uncomfortable for me because I grew up very poor. And I react.

I just give it away. Okay. You're right. Gross. But nobody cares also is my point. It's like somebody that has huge muscles being like, oh, just, I'm like, okay, keep that to yourself. It's great. You have 13 abs.

You know, it's good for you. Like Chris. Do people that have that complain? Or, okay, I give you an example. Women that have big boobs. too big of boobs. And they're like, oh, my boobs are too big. My waist is too small.

My boobs are too big. And really, it might be a real physical thing for them that hurts them. Yes. But don't you go, okay, stop. Yeah, I mean, I guess it just depends on how big. But yeah, I get your point. Yes. And he absolutely has the right to feel this way.

It's just weird. He shouldn't say it because there are a lot of people that go, oh, I wish I could actually not live week to week. Yeah. Like work week to week on a paycheck. And you're talking about feeling gross because you're too rich. Like, whang, whang me a river. You know what I mean? He says, I feel gross about my wealth and talks about how he doesn't want his kids to grow up privilege.

Completely understand it, but it's a weird thing to say. And I feel like he's being attacked unfairly. But when you see the headline, you're like, okay, multimillionaire, crime me a river. You know, what you think about that, AIM. I agree with exactly what you're saying. Maybe he could word it. I think you were careful in how you're choosing your words to talk about it. Have to be.

And gross, you're right, isn't probably the best way to set it up. Gross. You know what feels gross is like when you have taken a shower in four days. Not when you have $20 million. I want to feel gross. For it to feel like foreign or feel conflicted. You know? That's gross.

Not having a mansion in the hills, whatever that means. The original Peggy Sue died. Peggy Sue. Yeah. The woman who inspired this Buddy Holly song. Peggy Sue. Peggy. My Peggy.

Peggy Sue Garan, who Buddy Holly met in high school, died 78 years old. Wow. I'm a massive Buddy Holly fan. I wear my big thick glasses because of two people. Buddy Holly, which is that guy, and Rivers Cuomo from Weezer. And I thought, if they're geeks, and I was a geek, and they can be proud of it, then I should be proud of it. They were big inspirations to me. And hopefully I inspired little geeks out there everywhere to just be proud of who they are.

You know, I'm just a skinny dude. like to read books and I wear big glasses Peggy Su Yes she died Biggie Sue You know this song? Yes

This is one of my mom's favorite songs Yeah Lunchbox do you know that song? Yes I've heard that one Yeah You're on the air Christy in Ohio Welcome to the Bobby Bone show

Hi What's up Hi I just wanted to tell you I listen to you guys Every morning For about an hour When I'm taking my kids I'm driving to work

And I heard you say this morning That you feel bad About all the comments That you do Stop reading them You're doing great No, I know. I read the comments on YouTube. Like, I went to watch my dance from this week, and I just hated it.

I was embarrassed, my score was low. I'm embarrassed that. My partner had to deal with that because I tried as hard as I could. And then people are just bashing me saying, I'm not taking it seriously. I couldn't take it any more serious. That's true. You're working hard. Yeah, you shouldn't read comments. And even Sharna, your dance partner, which people who claim to be on her team, which you're in a team. And Sharna has stood up for you and said, you guys, he's working hard.

You can't put somebody goofy on a show and expect them not to be goofy. So, yeah, I appreciate that, but I do read the comments and it hurts my feelings. But I don't read the radio comments. I don't even go to our Facebook page. Like that, I'm immune to.

I just been getting beat up on this show forever. Getting beat up on a dance show is a whole different ballgame. It's new. You probably can't help yourself. I can't. I can't. I can't. I sit there and I just read the comments

and drive me up the wall. And people are like, he doesn't even care. Kick him off the show. I'm like, yeah, whatever. I'm spending away. too much emotional investment into this dancing. Between this show, that's all I do. This show and that, I feel gross.

So gross. I feel so gross right now that I'm on a TV show. It's so gross to be so blessed. Being blessed is so gross. It's so gross to be able to have that guy. Stop it. That Christian Bale is in that Dick Cheney movie. You know the one he gained all the wait for?

Yeah. I'm going to go over to Morgan number two because this is something 24-year-olds care about. So I saw Christian Bale, his first look, the trailer came out for it, and he looks so much different. I love him from Batman, and man, he has gained a lot of weight, and he is going to fill that role. Awesome. Yeah, he put on a bunch for this role. He also lost it all back since then because he went up and then down.

But I think he found like 80 pounds or so, which has got to be just crazy for the body to put on that weight. Who was it? It was one of the Walbergs. maybe it was Donnie Wahlberg who lost all that weight. He went the opposite way for one of those movies and had to get super skinny. You remember that? And then Charlie Sparron did it for Monster. She gained a bunch of weight.

When actors do that, I'm like, all right, they're committed. I'll give an Oscar? I'm like, they gained 50, 60, 70 pounds, and then they have to work to gain it. They probably can't feel great. And then they have to work really hard to lose it. Shout out. It was Mark Wahlberg. He dropped 60 pounds.

his role in the gambler. Wow. There was another one, too. I think Donnie Wahlberg did it too. Maybe about... And didn't Matthew McConaug for that one? Oh, Dallas Bob. Yeah.

All right, Morgan number two, thank you very much. With the Dick Cheney movie, is it about Dick Cheney? Yeah, it's about his wild, quiet, and shadowy power is what it really entails. Interesting. I didn't know. It's shadowy. That's why you did. Bobby Bones show.

I was reading about how expensive. it is to raise kids. They say it costs about $230,000 to raise a kid from birth to age 18. And 94% of parents say it's worth it. Where are the other six? What are they like? They're like, oh, I wish I could take that one back. But that seems like a lot. And even breaking it down. But I wonder, Amy, you have two kids. And they're, in the last year they've been in your life. You've been an 11-year-old and an 8-year-old. Is it more expensive than you thought? It's costing you about that to get them here. So. True. Yeah, right. I mean, yeah, I don't know.

It seems like we're just, I don't know. Our kids were having to do some extra things with them because they don't speak English and tutoring and all the things. So I see how it adds up quickly. Yeah, between, I mean, but diaper, like we skipped all the diaper phase so I could see with diapers and all the things kids need babies, how it's probably adding up for lunchbox too. Yeah, you have a newborn.

Is it more expensive than you thought? Ah, I haven't had to spend a dime. Oh, yeah, because gifts. Yeah, you have gifts. So the first couple, I guess, months you have diapers that people gave you in clothes. I figure in six months, that's when it's going to get real expensive. So far, really, you just use gifts? Yeah, just gifts.

That's awesome. Because, like, everybody here gave me something like diapers. And so, I mean, we only have used three boxes of diapers. Did I give you a gift? Yeah, you gave me a gift. What did I give you? You gave me a gift card to a store, and that was what you gave me for the kid. But then you gave me a birthday present on top of that.

He gave me a pillow and some alcohol. I don't even know what world I'm on right now. But if you'd like to buy him a car or something, you know? A car. Cheerleader tries to bribe kids for homecoming. She handed out pot brownies. Yeah, a high school cheerleader in Michigan tried to bribe kids to vote for her by passing out pot brownies. The cops found out now she may face felony charges for distributing brownies in a drug-free zone.

17 years old. I wonder what that's about. I've never had a drink alcohol. I'm curious about that, but I've never tried a drug, but I wonder to eat a... Anyone here ever ate? No? No. I wonder what that would be like.

Edibles and then smoking it sometimes can affect people very differently because I have been around someone who has eaten something and then someone, I mean, and I have smoked it, but eating it is different and, like, they had a very, very bad reaction. I think people listening right now would go. Amy? Amy has smoked. I know, I know. You should explain. I'll say Amy's mom had cancer and Amy's mom was not feeling good at all. And they used marijuana medically and it helped.

And it changed Amy's perspective completely because your mom was struggling. And it changed my mom's perspective too and a lot and how I feel about it and just kind of chilled me out because. The weed did? No, well. Oh, that's a little bit. No, no, no, no. I think on the topic of. Sometimes you have to go through things personally in life to really shift your perspective on things.

And I think we're constantly learning and growing. And that's an area where my family, we grew a little bit. Even my mom. She was definitely, my mom was a rule follower, uptight. And she wasn't eating. And honestly, it was in pain. And they gave her synthetic marijuana at the hospital. But medicinal, like smoking marijuana is not legal in Texas.

And one night, me and my sister, my mom, my mom's best friend, we were in Texas. And we had to break the law. And like, that's not my mom's style. That's not how we roll, but... Did she eat? We had a friend who had a friend who hooked us up. Quick Eddie from buying the wall for house. They called them.

And it was something that had to be done. And it was crazy to see her. Like, my mom went and ate, like, tons of food that night. And she needed to. Like, she was like 90 pounds. And so it was something for me where I was like, okay, like, we can take all of these other drugs that are man-made that do various things to our body. but we can't do something that's natural, even medicinally. Like, they could make it, I get where, you know, I'm not saying I'm pro all these drugs and not regulating certain things, but medicinally, like, I'm a huge fan.

And then even now in states, like, my sister lives in Colorado and, like, lives and now sees where certain things are legal. And she's just like, it's really not as crazy as we once thought. And before my mom had cancer, trust me, y'all, I would never be on here saying this. But I think it's just sometimes we need to have an open mind. Well, just think, people just think that about alcohol. Yeah. You know, prohibition, you can drink alcohol. Yep.

And really, if you start to weigh it, alcohol is probably worse than marijuana is. And then now, I mean, we even have, this just opens conversations with friends and families and one of our best friends as a doctor and knows all about, I mean, take Xanax, for example, which I think is a great example of sometimes you, I mean, anxiety is real, sometimes needing to sleep and being calm is real. And people prescribe that off the charts and people can get hooked on that and it's really. really dangerous, but then there is this particular certain type of marijuana that will have the same effect and you can just have a teeny tiny bit and you're not going to get addicted or hooked on it. I did a whole speech yesterday on opioids in New York where it's, they're so easy to get, it's so inexpensive, it's everywhere, and it's a crisis that we're really not even addressing

because it's medicine. Yeah. So we didn't even plan to go there. I was just talking about this cheerleader passing out weed brownies to get votes. But she definitely should be in trouble for that. Did she win? I know. I don't want people.

Sometimes people hear what they want. They're like, oh, Amy said it's okay for a cheerleader to pass out. It says it looks like they crowned a homecoming queen this past weekend. We don't know if she won. Oh. But the school says she was out of town on a family emergency. So I'm guessing she didn't win. Oh, okay.

Anyway, there's that. Everybody good on that? No, look at that. Sometimes you don't even know where things are going to go. of everyone in the room, I think Amy was the last person that anyone listening, Amy would go, yeah, that was me. But no, it's good. Well, we talked about before. I want to share with people.

And then I think it's important to know that, like, yeah, anybody losing their car that might be freaking out about it. It's important to talk about it. Be honest with your kids about it. And also, we can just be honest on the show, even if people aren't comfortable with it. That's our MO, too. I'm a big country music history fan. and we do this segment on this day in country music and we did it early this morning

and I was talking about Willie Nelson and this was his first ever number one song on this day 1975 right? I'm going to sleep I just cry in the rain so we did this segment but I think what mostly blew people's mind this morning

was that Willie Nelson wrote Patsy Cline's Crazy It's awesome Yeah I'm still getting tweets about it from hours ago when we talked about that I like that. I like when people go, oh, I didn't know that.

I'm such a music nerd, and I'm such a country music nerd and history nerd. And if Amy reacts to something, I go, oh, that's good, because you didn't know that. No, I had no idea. But you know this song. Definitely. And you know Willie.

Yeah. You should hear Willie's version. Crazy. Crazy. It's awesome. Yeah, it is. Crazy. Willie Nelson wrote that, man.

I'm crazy. Hey, what's up with your Wonder Woman Halloween costume, Amy? Still working on it. Listeners have been sending the ideas left and right, though. So I'm like clicking on links, more modest ones, I guess. I'm definitely going to be Wonder Woman because my kids are set on it. We're a superhero family. Daughter is Supergirl, son is Flash, dad is Batman, and I am Wonder Woman.

And you're going to wear the Wonder Woman costume? Yeah. Like out there. Yeah. I was just trying to find something a little like, you know, more motherly, less sexy. But the kids aren't going to know. Yeah, they're just being Wonder Woman. It's Wonder Woman.

Okay, okay, okay. I know. I'm just saying the initial costumes I was Googling, I was like, whoa, okay. Speaking of mom, like you said you get your haircut short? Yes. I've taken, first I took off like five inches a few months ago, then I went two more inches, so I've got a total of seven inches off my hair since I've become a mom. And now I heard you mentioned earlier, you may want to cut shorter again.

I think I want to take one or two more off. Oh, boy. It's gotten so much easier. My hair blow dry is in half the time. It's like easier to manage, faster to wand and curl and do all the things. I just really don't know honestly how my husband's going to feel about it because he loves long hair. So, I mean, it's short now. Let's be honest.

No, it looks good though. It's blonde. It's like patch your shoulders. Yeah. I post this thing on Instagram. Do you see my Humpty Dumpty meme? I did. It says Humpty Dumpty had a great fall and it shows Humpty Dumpty walking around like enjoying the season of fall.

Oh. It's funny. It's funny. Is that funny? Yeah. I can get a good joke. I thought that's pretty good. What's the app that you can tell Siri when you're getting pulled over?

Well, it's part of the new shortcut apps that came out for you have to have the iOS 12. So it's the new update. On your phone. And you, it'll, it's called police. And it triggers, you can trigger it by saying, hey, Siri, I'm getting pulled over. And then that will automatically pause your music, everything your phone is doing and put it into record mode. And it'll use front camera facing to record anything that. going on and then all the audio of whatever's happening, whatever the officer says to you,

and then it'll send the video via text message and upload it to a drop box. So you've got it. So in case you feel like anything's not going right about you're getting pulled over, you'll have evidence. Wow. There's also a new thing called measure on, do you guys have the update where you can just push a button. Like if I took it and I took a picture of a lunchbox, I put my finger on it. And I wanted to measure from his nose to the wall, it would just show you digitally. Stop.

It's amazing. What? Yeah. No way. Yeah, I'm not lying. I think I made all that up. I was like, that's a great app. I was finding it hard to believe.

Yeah, it's crazy. I was using it yesterday. But you can, like, measure your room digitally. Oh. Oh. Yeah. You know, I really like this song. I like to play some new music for you here.

The Bobby Ball Show. Song of the Day. This guy's name is Adam Hamburg. I know him. He's fantastic. His story is, but first of all he's from Arkansas like me, so I know him.

And he's playing on Channel 7 News. And Justin Moore, who's also from Arkansas, his buddy, is watching the news. And it's like, well, that guy's good. And he's like, hey, come on. And so Adam Hamburg moves to Nashville

because Justin Moore discovered him on Channel 7 News in Arkansas. And then Adam Hammerberg comes to town. He's writing songs. And he writes, How Not To for Dan and Che. He writes somebody else will for Justin Moore. He becomes friends with Eddie and I, plays with us for a bit in our band.

Like, just a great dude. But now he has a song called Rocking All Night Long. It's a jam. It's the jam. He's such a good dude. His name is Adam Hambrick. I encourage you to download it, stream it. If you see him, you know, say what up to him.

Just Amy's already bobbing her head. Oh, yeah, no, I like it. Yeah. Have you heard it before? No. Just that part? Does that part? I like it.

I guess I like him. I've corresponded with him. He's got friends that adopting from Haiti and we've chatted. But I know three years. You just like to see the good guy win sometimes, you know? Folks, it's your buddy and mine. Mr. Bobby Bowles. Did you ever watch The Greatest Showman?

No. As I was supposed to, by now? Yeah. By now? Yeah. Oh, shoot. I will. Eddie and I were talking about it.

I watched it the first time, liked it, then listened to the soundtrack, loved it. Now I'm fascinated with it. The whole movie. Well, now you're a dancer. And it's not even that. It's not read the story of P.T. Barnum. You know, Circus? Uh-huh.

So, you like it? I did. I mean, not as much as you did. But first time I didn't love it, though. I'm going to have to watch it again. and maybe I'll be on the same level that you're at because you love it. I do, I love it.

But I love that song To A Million Dreams that I played for you guys. Yeah. I started crying. I was like, I was like, lunchbox ever see Great a Showman?

No, I haven't seen that one. It's a musical. Oh, yeah, those are tough. They're weird. But it's a history musical. It's like you learn. So at least there's that, yeah.

Yeah. I know, I know. Okay. Eddie was lectured me on watching Little Mermaid last night. Because I've never seen Little Mermaid. You need to get on it. Yeah, when's our deadlines for these movies? Well, no, I'm just going to watch Little Mermaid.

Okay. Because of all the Disney movies, that was the one that really was pushed on me the hardest. So I'm going to watch that one. It's definitely a good one. I know I voted Lion King, but, I mean, Mermaid, you can't go wrong, Little Mermaid. I've never seen a Disney movie, but I did see Coco. Coco, and that's kind of Disney. Yeah.

I loved Coco. I cried. That was the movie that made me cry after, like, not crying forever. That's such a good one. Yeah. What are you going to say lunch? What about Aladdin? Is that a Disney movie?

Yeah. I never seen it, though. Oh. Do you like that one? I don't remember. I just think it's good. It's a magic carpet ride. Yeah.

It's pretty fun. That's what I remember about it and you get some wishes. Mm-hmm. You should do that because you do wishes and you, you know, wish to come out. Yeah, what? The map bowl show. Here's Amy's pile of stories. Yesterday, President Trump sent out the first presidential alert at 2.18 p.m. Eastern,

but some people didn't receive it. Did everybody here in the room get it? I did. And someone I was walking down the street and some random dude goes, you get that text? I was in New York yesterday doing a speech and I got it and I looked and it was like the message

like the EAS and a random guy just yelled at me did you get that text and I was like yeah and he goes huh and I kept walking so yeah I did

I forgot about that moment I had with a random thing My phone was going off my watch was going off like everything around me was going off and I was like whoa but then a lot of people on Twitter

were like what does this mean I didn't get the presidential alert like what are people talking about I didn't get it so I don't know because there's a little glitch it's like when Jesus comes back

and people that go to heaven know and those that don't? They just don't know. They're just like, what happened? Where'd Tommy go? Yeah, what else am? Okay, so I got a few ways to be healthier while you're watching football because football season definitely in the swing of things and I was talking to Eddie and he was like, yeah, football season, I definitely eat more, drink more, sit more. So here's some tips if you're watching a game, wear skinny jeans or a belt and put it on sort of tight while you're watching. Listen, if you're going to sit around watching football and skinny jeans, you're doing it You just do it wrong.

You cannot wear stretchy sweatpants. If you're going to watch your football, put on a corset. No, no. Go ahead. You want me to help guys not gain weight or not? Go ahead. Where's skinny jeans or a bell? Also, alternate between beer and water.

Don't just sit there and drink beer the entire game. If you drink a beer, drink eight ounces of water. It's, you know, process back and forth. That's what you need to do. These seem like just life hacks more than football hacks. Totally. Anything else? Okay.

And then here's a. fun one. During halftime, go for a walk. No, no, no, no. Half time's only like 12 minutes. She's like, here's another one. Eat your daily recommended vegetables. Okay, or head to the backyard and throw around the football since you're already

in the football mood. Maybe during commercial breaks do some push-ups. Okay. All right, thanks. Put on Tybo. All right, fine. If you want to gain away during fall season, go for it. Be my guess. What else? Do what you want. Ian Zering held a protest at

his daughter's school yesterday because there's a kid who supposedly has a history of really threatening violent behavior and no one at the school is doing anything about it. So he said, look, this needs to change. So he showed up at the school and had a protest and wants this second grader to be held accountable.

By the way, Ian Zering is the 90210. I don't think people know who that is. Oh, it's also in Shark Nato. Duh. Yeah. And there's like Sharknato 6 coming out, I believe. So wait, so there's a bad kid at school? Yeah, but I'm like, this is bizarre that the celebrity has to like show up at a school for a second grader that's like being a bully and having to hold a protest.

I guess I would need to know more about it because if the kid's really trouble. I agree. But I mean, he's having, this is the lengths he's had to go through. Like you'd think he could just show up to the office and be like, hey, could we, you know. I'm Ian Zering. Take care of this kid. I'm in Chargnaud. He should bring Luke Perry with him.

Yes. Yeah. Dylan McKay. I'm Amy. That's your pile. Bobby Bonds. What's up for you today? I have a Haiti event tonight.

So basically that's the only thing really different besides the usual kids and working out and all that. Is it dress up? Yeah, semi-formal. What's happening musically? Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley. This is the CMAs or what? Well, it's an event carry host. The organization is Danita's children, which is an orphanage in Haiti that she's involved in.

Oh, wow. I'm sure she volunteered her vocals. Did I get an invite that I didn't see or no? No, honestly. thought you were going to be in L.A. Yeah, I'm over that, man. I'm at home now. Well, okay, for a hot minute.

Yeah, for like today. Yeah. What are you up to? I have to go to the doctor who'll get MRI after the show today on my shoulder. What? Yeah. That's serious.

I know. I have to go see the NFL doctor. Wow. That's kind of why I had to come home. Okay. So I do that, and then I got to get to rehearse. I'm like my shoulders together. They say the dance must go on.

That's right. That's what they say on Broadway. That's where I'm going. going next. So I'll do that. Rehearsal tonight. Amy's getting interviewed tomorrow for the show next week. She's going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Yeah. Yeah. Been emailing with the producers and they're super nice. Yeah. I think they're rooting my shoulder on at this point. Just hoping it stands together. Yeah. We're going to go. Have a great day. We'll see you on Friday show tomorrow. Tim McGrath. That true? Tim McGraths in studio, Friday morning conversation. And obviously the

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